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The Morning Stream
Hosted by Scott Johnson · EN
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know
Feb 2401:05:14Tap to summarizeShizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2967: Dude Illegence
Feb 2301:09:02Tap to summarizePhantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2966: Organic Intervention
Feb 1901:04:20Tap to summarizeTemu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Process. Pharmacy Butt with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2965: Tip Tingle
Feb 1801:05:14Tap to summarizeI don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain. Not Generalized - Just Pain in the Ass. Armpit hair is 100% worse and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti
Feb 1701:03:27Tap to summarizeAmy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream
Aug 14, 202501:03:38Tap to summarizeMexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2869: GoKickMe
Aug 13, 202501:03:49Tap to summarizeMajor Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead
Aug 12, 202501:05:13Tap to summarizeIt was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV Wrong! Check Your Acorns with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas
Aug 11, 202501:03:21Tap to summarizeThe Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway. Screw You, Worm, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized
Aug 7, 202501:03:46Tap to summarizeThe old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling = less head. Two Ns In My Anus. All Marmaduke all the time. Otaku Flame. Touching The Fuzzy. Hold that lav in your hand like nature intended. Your Hamsters, Your Gerbils, Your Teeming Masses. M stands for mandelbrot? Beast on the streets, brilliant in the heat. Nonsense generators with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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