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The Morning Stream
Hosted by Scott Johnson · EN
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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TMS 3004: Parmigone
May 601:08:02Tap to summarizeMicrowave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis er Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 3003: Human Smoothie
May 501:06:44Tap to summarizeIs it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...
May 401:21:28Tap to summarizeI don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 3001: Medal of Amber
Apr 2901:15:02Tap to summarizeI'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum Supremacy w Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 3000: Trashnesia
Apr 2801:13:06Tap to summarizeCrystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits
Apr 2701:09:41Tap to summarizeThis is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivia with Stephen. The one where the Doctor finds weird shit and solves it in 40 minutes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2998: Sephora for Men
Apr 2301:22:09Tap to summarizeChocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic
Apr 2201:02:56Tap to summarizeWindows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2996: Garden package toss
Apr 2101:02:27Tap to summarizeRaspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcribe →TMS 2995: Manually Stamped
Apr 2001:17:33Tap to summarizeFree Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the Atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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