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Quintessential Movie Quote (1:06)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Suzanne Rust (1:09)
Welcome to the Moth. I'm Suzanne Rust. This summer marks the 50th anniversary of the release of Jaws in theaters, which we probably gave away by playing that clip up top. But you know what this means. This episode is going to be full of stories about you. You guessed it. Teeth. Yes, we're looking at Jaws, Literal Jaws, with stories about dentists, oral care and mouths of all types. Because sharks are scary, but real terror that's waiting to get a root canal. First up is Alexis Trucy, who told this at a Moth Education Story slam at Beacon High School in New York City, where the theme of the night was risk. Here's Alexis live at the Moth.
Quintessential Movie Quote (1:56)
Since before I can remember, I've always had a Jay Leno chin. And for those of you who don't know who Jay Leno is, I sort of looked like the crimson chin from Teddy Turner, and I attribute this elongated chin to a stark underbite that I had. And so my orthodontics career, and we're going to call it a career, started in third grade with a palate expander, and then it moved to a headgear, and then it went to another headgear, and then. And then it went to braces. And then at the ripe age of 12, I got my braces off and I was so elated because it's sixth grade. I'm starting a new school and I have this smile that lasts for all about six months, and then I have the most demoralizing feeling. I just spent three years trying to fix this chin that I hated, and it Grew back because of a growth spurt. Are you serious? And so I understand that I can't take pictures with my friends because I'm going to be judged for my long chin. I know that I'll wake up in the morning and my chin hurts. And I know that I won't be able to say my name because it has an X and an S and I have a lisp. So it's the summer before sophomore year, and I go to the jaw surgeon, and I'm super nervous. So then I get called into the room, and there's the doctor. And he does the epitome of scary doctor, which is he turns around in his orthodontics chair and he puts his hand out and he says, I'm Dr. Bierman. But then he starts talking to me, and it's comforting. And it's not a conversation with my mom. It's not a conversation with the wall. It's a conversation with me. And he starts describing what's gonna happen. And he says, I'm gonna go through your nasal passage and break your top jaw and pull it forward. I'm gonna break your bottom jaw, push it back. And then I can do to, like. I can manipulate your chin. And I'm like, okay, that sounds okay the way you put it. And then. And then he says, but for the bad news, you're going to be on a liquid diet for six weeks. And my head immediately goes, it's going to be the summer. The green market fruits and vegetables, I'm not going to be able to eat them. How am I going to live? And then he says, you also have a 15% chance of losing feeling in your bottom lip because we're going to touch sensory nerves, and it's going to dull in. And then I go, I have to kiss the entire school. Like, what's going to happen? I'm not going to know what it feels like. Oh, my goodness. And in the midst of the chaos in my head, he says, alexis, why do you want to have this surgery? And I go, it's really painful. I have a lisp, and I really hate how I look. And I just. I can't get over it. I just can't do anything that a teenager can do. And I don't want to feel old for the rest of my life. And so then it becomes July 27, and it's 5 o' clock in the morning, and I'm elated. I am about to have jaw surgery, and I am going to be able to change. I'm going to have the smile that I've always wanted to have. I'm going to be able to be the teenager that I always wanted to be. And so I go up to the man who greets you for surgery, and he's like, hello. How are you feeling? And I'm like, excited. And he looks at me like I have seven heads. And he's like, great, I'm glad that you're excited. And they put me into a wheelchair, and they wheel me into the surgery room, and I'm like, let's turn around, because in front of me, there's an executioner's table. The arms are out to the sides, and it's freezing cold. And so they put me down on the bed. And I remember the surgeon said that he plays music during the surgery to have fun. And so I was like, can I request a song? I'm going to do this, so let me get a song. And I look over to my dad, and him and I. We're on the same wavelength when it comes to music. And so we sort of nod at each other and we go show and tell by Al Wilson. So I get 30 seconds into the song and I black out, and I wake up and I have, like, bandages all over my face. There's ice packs here, and I'm in a lot of pain, but I'm excited. And I go home and I get the bandages off and I go through the pain. But that's what you have acetaminophen for. And you go through a liquid diet and you invent peanut butter Oreo smoothies. And that's the easy part. And one day I look into the mirror and I see myself crying, and I'm like, why am I crying? And I realize I don't recognize myself. I don't have my chin to say, that's Alexis. I don't feel self conscious anymore. And I'm just nervous that people are gonna judge me because I changed who I am. I took the initiative, I took the risk to change how I looked and who I. But then I thought to myself, you did take the risk. You wanted to have this change, and you did it. And so, although I don't look like the crimson chin anymore, I think I'll make a pretty good Superman. Thank you.
