Isabel Debris (8:25)

Yes.

Zanella Chisholm (8:25)

I want those first graders to hear us. All right, so it's 1, 2, 3. Her name is Zanella, and she's gonna make these storyteller.

Isabel Debris (8:36)

Yes.

Zanella Chisholm (8:36)

Give it up for Sanila Chisholm, everyone.

Dan Kennedy (8:41)

Zanella Chisholm just finish first semester as an English major at Ryerson University in Toronto. She writes for her campus, an online global community for college women, and recently had her poetry published in New Wave. She says every encounter with someone new provides her with the opportunity to introduce herself. And she's been pushing herself to always begin with Zanella before allowing any nickname to be introduced. She says it's a form of respect to her name, not to allow it to be replaced by ease or comfortability. Our next story comes to us from a college story slam we produced with the students at Brown University. The theme was transformation. Here's Isabel Debris live at the moth.

Isabel Debris (9:26)

If I had to describe my family in one word, I think it would be petless. We not only didn't own pets, but we were actively vocal about not owning pets. And that was our collective identity. That's like how we identified and made sense of everything. We had family, friends that had pets. We would like, go over to their houses and they would have their dogs as pictures on their mantelpieces and they would scroll through their phone and show us pictures of their dogs. And we would just look at each other and be like, I would rather hear about your dream for an hour and a half. I don't want your dog's pooping patterns. We just did not understand, but we tried. Like, when I was in fifth grade, I had a hamster named Jessie. And one day I came back from school and it just like had disappeared. And I, like, still to this day don't know where it went. And I wake up in the middle of the night and I think I feel it in my sheets. And it's like very traumatic. So that happened. But so after that, a few pet less years, and my sister came home one day and was just like, guys, like, there's escaping hole in my life. She was like in third grade and she was like, I need a pet. Like, all my friends are talking about their pets. Like, we really, we lack something. And my parents are like, are you kidding me? Like, we've been over this. And I was just like, no. Like, she was really persistent. She went on these like sad shelter websites and she found like dogs and cats that were like, really cute but also like emaciated. And she would like email them to my parents and like, would like make us like, an email subject of, like, urgent. And my dad would open it, like, in the middle of, like, a board meeting, and he would, like, see, like, urgent be like, what? And it would just, like, this hungry cat would, like, pop up. And he was just like, okay, like, you're right. We have to give you a pet. We have to do something. So we, like, sat down and we're like, okay. After Jesse, like, no furry animals. Like, obviously no cats or dogs. Like, that really narrowed down our options. And so we decided on reptile. And my sister did some research. She was deciding what reptile to get, and she discovered a bearded dragon. And bearded dragons start out, like, kind of small and green, but then, like, after a year, they're supposed to get, like, a beautiful and, like, orange and, like, grow beards, whatever that means. I don't know. But, like, get, like, super thorny and cool and neon. So we're, like, really psyched about that. So we're like, okay, we're going to get the spirit of dragons. Be really cool. So we got it, and we got this huge cage for it. And then we realized, okay, it's actually alive. We have to feed it. And so that literally required feeding it, which was, like, crickets and worms, which is not something my family does. And my dad would come home from Petco with bags of crickets. One time, they exploded all over our house, and we had to chase them and collect them. For some reason, we stored them, like, next to my bed. I don't know why that was a thing, but, like, I could never go to sleep. I had, like, perpetual insomnia because, like, crickets would be chirping my ear. The crickets also ate this, like, cricket jam. This is, like, a little tangent that doesn't do anything, but, like, it looked like real jam. So we kept thinking it was jam. Okay, Anyway, so this was the thing that occupied, like, the majority of our thoughts and lives. And we would start to talk about our lizard at the dinner table, and we would talk to our lizard about with our friends. And it was named Opal, and it was really cute. And we, like, literally, I would come home from school, and my sister would, like, drop her backpack and run upstairs and just stroke it for the rest of the afternoon. This was, like, 2007. I didn't have an iPhone. I didn't have anything to stare at, so I just stared at my lizard. It actually wasn't a lizard. It was a bearded dragon. If anyone called it a lizard, we'd be very offended. We were like, no, it's A bearded dragon. So my dad was like, okay, we need to get an exercise. We need to make sure he's healthy. So we bought him a leash, and every Sunday, we would walk it around the neighborhood on a leash and as a family. And became known as that family that had a bearded dragon that walked it, not a lizard with a leash, every Sunday. So our neighborhood knew us. They knew Opal. It was really cute. We were obsessed, obsessed with him, loved him. Then one day we noticed, like, okay, wait a second. He's a bearded dragon, but he's, like, still green. It's been, like, literally three and a half years. Like, where is this orange? That's literally the whole point that we got him, because he was gonna be orange. So, like, opal, like, what's going on? And we noticed, like, every day it would just get, like, slower and slower, and we were like, oh, no. Something wrong, Opal? And then one day, it just, like, its eyes didn't open, and my sister was, like. Like, crying. Like, I've never seen my sister cry this much. My dad, like, literally did not cry through all of Schindler's List was, like, sobbing, and, like, I was crying, and we were like, okay, like, literally, we need to. We need to do something. Like, we need to get. Like, get a funeral together. We need to invite the neighborhood. So we invited the whole neighborhood to the funeral. We made it a little coffin. It was, like, made out of tissue paper. And we went to our backyard. Everyone was like, opal, like, we saw you in the leash. You're so cute. And so they all gather around. My dad said a speech. My sister wrote a speech, but was too choked up to say it. And we're lowering it into the dirt. I'm, like, literally putting dirt on its head. And we're going into the ground. We're all crying, and then all of a sudden, it jumps up and starts running around our backyard. And, like, we're all screaming. We're all like, oh, no, you're alive. Like, what is happening? And my sister is like, oh, my God. Like, we're about to bury you alive. I'm so sorry. And, like, we're just dying. Like, we don't know what to do. And then two days later, it died. We have yet to get another pet. Okay, thank you.

Dan Kennedy (15:26)

That was Isabel Debris. Isabel graduated from Brown University earlier this year, and she's now a reporter for Associated Press, based in Jerusalem. The events in this story happened almost a decade ago, and Isabel says that a few years after Opal, she bought a vacuum packed frog for her high school science experiment, but she thinks that probably doesn't count as a pet. Isabella I would like to say that I think you're free as a pet owner to decide what constitutes a pet. Although it'd be pretty weird if you were walking a vacuum packed frog around town. So hopefully you'll try being a pet owner again in 2019. Isabelle because pets are so important. That is it for this week on the Moth Podcast. We hope you'll join us next time, and we hope you have a story worthy week.

Rosetta Stone Advertiser (16:17)

Dan Kennedy is the author of Loser Goes First, Rock on and American Spirit. He's also a regular host and storyteller.

Dan Kennedy (16:24)

With the Moth Podcast production by Emily Couch, Ivan Kureyev, Vicki Marek, and Paul Ru West. The Moth Podcast is presented by prx, the Public Radio Exchange, helping make public radio more public@prx.org.