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Craig
Wayfair. Every style, every home. So we're not going to do it this week in this episode, but I think we do owe the listeners at some point a full episode on the lyrics. I saw tiger, tiger saw.
George
Man, did y' all forget about.
Craig
What do you think?
Gordon
What is that from once and for all, I don't even know what that is. What is it?
Craig
Table talk. What do you guys think about doing an entire episode on that song?
George
I think we do about five seconds on it and that's all you can do. It's the dumbest song ever. I don't know why you guys are so hungry up on it.
Gordon
We need to see if we can get Joe Exotic on the show. Maybe he'll be. Now that I would be a great podcast guest.
Craig
He's still in prison.
Gordon
Yeah.
George
Yeah.
Craig
Can he do the show from prison?
Gordon
And then he pissed off because his twink divorced him while he was in prison?
Craig
Yes. All right, well, let's just all appreciate the richness of the lyrics. I saw Tiger, tiger saw man.
Gordon
The Musers, the podcast.
George
It's episode.
Gordon
Episode 14, superstitions.
Craig
Welcome to the Musers, the podcast. We are the Musers. I'm Craig.
George
I'm George.
Gordon
And I'm Gordon.
Craig
We've been doing a radio show in Dallas together for 30 years, and now we're trying our hand at podcasting. And this is episode 14. I don't think we're veterans yet, but my question is, how long do you have to podcast or how many podcasts do you have to do to be considered veteran podcasters a year? Yeah.
Gordon
I just don't know when the pension kicks in, when you're a rookie, fully vested.
George
Yeah, I wouldn't bank on that.
Craig
But what if you've podcasted for a year, but you've only done two in that year?
George
Yeah. Then you can't be a veteran.
Gordon
No.
Craig
So does it have to be either.
Gordon
A year or.
Craig
50 podcasts? Whichever comes first.
George
Seems like 14 is enough to call ourselves veterans. Let's go with veterans, podcasters, total veteran.
Gordon
Thank you for your service.
Craig
Well, 13 episodes are in the books and so far, thankfully, response has been pretty positive. Thank you for all the kind comments that have been posted on Apple and Spotify, and thanks for all the messages sent to us via social media and email. And speaking of email, before we get to our topic this week, Superstitions, we would like to introduce a new feature, the Letter of the Week.
George
Yay.
Craig
Note to advertisers, this spot available for sponsorship. This week's letter of the Week comes to us from a land far, far away. And you may have heard us in previous episodes mentioning our Singapore listeners. Well, because of how detailed you can get with podcast analytics these days, we are able to see that we have many listeners in different countries around the world. Turks and Caicos, Kuwait, the Maldives. We have listeners in Saudi Arabia, Andorra, Albania, Fiji. And we have about eight people in Singapore who download each episode. And this week we got an email from one of our Singapore listeners. Hello to the musers. My name is Liam and I am one of your much referenced listeners in Singapore. It tickles me to no end when that gets mentioned in an episode. While I may be your most remote listener, I am exceptionally familiar with you all. I grew up in Lake Highlands and I've been a P1 of your radio station my entire life and even attended the Ticket vs. Lake Highlands girls basketball game in which Corby wore tennis shoes and fell to the ground like a stack of marbles.
George
Sprained his ankle.
Craig
It was actually running shoes is why he fell to the ground, not tennis shoes. Thank you for your radio show and thank you for the podcasts. They remain my one everyday link to the town I grew up in. Signed, Liam.
George
Wow. How about that? From being a Lake Highlands wildcat all the way to Singapore.
Gordon
Where is Singapore? Is that the land down under? Which one is that one?
Craig
It's kind of close to the land down under. It's in southeastern Asia.
Gordon
Okay.
Craig
It's fairly tiny with a lot of islands, but not a huge footprint.
Gordon
What's the population of Singapore? Let's see if you can guess it.
George
Do you know it?
Gordon
I'm guessing it's under 3 million. Is that wrong?
George
I have no idea.
Gordon
I have no idea.
George
That sounds good. 3.5 million. How about that?
Gordon
Clueless I am about the world.
Craig
The population of Singapore is 6 million.
Gordon
Double what I said.
George
You didn't count, Liam. So Yeah, okay.
Craig
And 300 or 3 million others. You didn't count.
George
Yes, and them too.
Gordon
Indeed.
Craig
All right, that's our letter of the week. Thank you for reaching out, Liam. And if you'd like to email us, you can do so at this address. The Musers podmail.com the Muserspodmail.com all right, our topic for this episode, superstitions. I think this is going to be a fun ride because as I was thinking about this, I realized I'm probably more superstitious than I realized. According to Webster's a superstition is simply defined as a notion maintained despite evidence to the contrary. And most people, when they observe a superstition or adhere to a superstition, they probably ignore that last bit. Evidence to the contrary. Yeah. There being no evidence that this is a lucky number or that you have to walk this many steps or whatever it is. But when I was thinking about this, I decided to notice myself through the day and see what superstitions I have. And something came to me very, very quickly. And this is a very common one, but I have a superstition surrounding the number 13.
George
Really?
Craig
So a few episodes ago, I told you about my passion being bike riding. And I don't know how many times that I have ridden my bike. It's in the tens of thousands of bike rides. And after each ride I will always write down in my fitness diary or cycling diary how far I went and the time and how I felt and all of that. I will never ride 13 miles, ever. If I have ridden 12 and I'm exhausted, I will go, I will stop there or if I have, or I'll get it to 14. Like if my ride is going to take me home and it's going to be exactly 13, I'll ride around the block a few times until I have 14 because I refuse to go home and write down 13 in my diary.
George
Well, you're not alone because we found out some buildings, hotels will not have a 13th floor.
Gordon
Yeah, I think that's so stupid.
George
Yeah, it's never hit me. But I can't accuse you of being crazy because I'm about to tell you something that are just so dumb.
Craig
So here's another one with 13. I will never book a flight where my seat is in the 13th row ever.
George
Yeah, see, I've never thought about.
Gordon
I'll just take another flight.
Craig
I'll book the 12th. I'll book the 14th. Yeah. If it was. If the only seat available on a flight was in the 13th row, I wouldn't do it.
George
Did you used to freak out in our old office? We were on the 13th floor, right?
Craig
Hated it. Yeah.
George
Really?
Craig
Yeah, hated it. And I like when I get into a hotel and it goes from the 12th floor to the 14th floor, and there's no 13 or. Although in my mind, the 14th floor is still the 13th floor, number 13.
George
They're just not labeling.
Gordon
That's why it's so stupid that they do that. As a kid, when I was first told that, my dad told me that we were riding an elevator and I noticed there wasn't a 13 on it. He told me that because some people consider 13 a bad luck. Goes back to the Bible. And. Yeah, so they don't have a 13, but I said, if you count up there's a 13th floor, they're just mislabeling it. If you just mislabel something, then all the bad luck goes away. That doesn't make any sense, apparently.
George
Okay.
Craig
Yeah. And you know what they should do is they should leave the 13th floor just empty, but still have a 13th floor. But nobody stays on the 13th floor.
Gordon
Well, they should leave it empty except for they fill it with rabbit's feet for good luck.
George
Yeah. To counterbalance number 13.
Craig
You know, also back to the sport of cycling. In that sport, if somebody in a race is given the number 13, the tradition is to pin it on your back upside down.
Gordon
That sounds like more bad luck to me, But I don't know, I guess.
Craig
It'S like a horseshoe. It's draining the bad luck out of it if you pin it upside down. But I've had that happen before in races where I've gotten number 13 and I will pin it on upside down. I hate it. And I'm overly cautious during that race because I think I'm going to wipe out. But the odd thing is, with 13, Friday the 13th has never really bothered me. I will fly on a Friday the 13th.
Gordon
See, but that's supposed to be doubly bad luck.
Craig
Okay, I got a few more things on 13.
George
Okay.
Craig
Unless you got it. Is this about.
George
No, no. This is not 13.
Craig
No. Okay. I have also always admired athletes who wear the number 13 without it freaking them out.
Gordon
Stan Marino wore it, but didn't win a Super Bowl.
Craig
Never won a Super Bowl. Steve Nash wore it, never won an NBA title. James Harden never won an NBA title. Paul George never won an NBA title. The athletes that have worn 13 and somehow succeeded that I found were Wilt Chamberlain, although he only won two.
George
Yeah, that was kind of the knock on him that he didn't win more.
Craig
Right.
Gordon
But he had good luck off the floor, didn't he?
George
Yeah, yeah. More than 13.
Craig
A rod who, when he went to the Yankees started wearing 13, did win a title there.
George
Yeah.
Craig
And then Kurt Warner. But you could say that Kurt Warner, who did win a Super bowl wearing 13. He wasn't he in the Arena League, and maybe that's because he wore 13.
Gordon
What?
George
Okay, yeah, that's how he got started, I guess, was the Arena League.
Craig
But we have had a few athletes succeed, but the most famous are Marino and Nash, and they never won a title wearing 13. But I always admired the athlete who will have the balls to go out there and wear number 13. And it doesn't seem to bother them.
George
Another one that a rod. You may put this on his ledger. He had to eventually put up with JLo. So that was. Yeah, bad luck there.
Gordon
Yeah. And I think that was JLo's 13th marriage, so it's bad luck.
George
All right, I can't say anything to you about 13. Do you all freak out when you see the black cat on the side of the road or the street? Because I know.
Gordon
I do know.
George
And I have no evidence that says something bad happened to me after I saw the black cat. But it always freaks me out for at least, I don't know, half of that day as I'm waiting for something to receive bad news or something happen. And I have found myself going in an opposite direction. Even, like, going down a street and thinking, okay, I'm gonna take a left here so I don't have to either cross the path of that black cat.
Gordon
Or it's supposed to be them crossing your path crosses.
George
But I'm not going to give them that opportunity. I'm going to take a left here so I don't get near that black cat, which is so dumb.
Craig
I'm with you. I'll have a cat cross in front of me, and I will think about it in the moment, but it doesn't hang with me for the rest of the day.
George
You've never accelerated to try to hit one. That's really got to be bad luck.
Gordon
Have a black cat. I did, too. My beloved black cat, Salem.
George
I'm sorry. Oh, wow. What a spooky name.
Gordon
Well, he's named after Sabrina, the teenage witch, because a friend of mine did the voice of that cat on that show.
George
Okay.
Gordon
So we named him Salem to honor my friend.
George
How long did the cat live?
Craig
Good.
Gordon
14 years, probably.
George
Pretty good.
Gordon
Yeah. He's a great cat. Rescued him, found him as a little kitten out in front of the house.
George
Yeah, that's pretty good. But I. Again, I have no evidence that says.
Gordon
You know why? You don't really. Because there is no evidence, George.
George
I don't know. It's just been placed in my brain, though. Geez, stay away from black cats.
Craig
Yeah, it's just stupid. It doesn't hang with me. But I would prefer a white cat or Siamese cat or something else to cross my path.
George
Yeah, I'd be fine with that.
Craig
It's like with all of these. Yes. My reasonable part of my brain understands that this is having no impact on my life.
Gordon
But your stupid part says, what if? What if?
Craig
But the stupid part says, well, it doesn't cost you anything to not wear the number 13.
Gordon
Yes, it does. It costs you fear, paranoia, attention. That's the problem with superstitions. If you run that logic on all of these things. Because the list of superstitions is 400 miles long. Slight exaggeration. 1300 miles long. Yeah, that sounds what it is, more of an exaggeration. But yeah, if you start paying attention to every single one of them, it gets into that kind of weird OCD territory where you're having to watch your step and you're trying not to step on lines and you won't go behind a ladder and you're doing a bunch of stuff that you don't need to do. You're knocking on wood. You're saying gazoon tight and God bless you when someone sneezes, all that stupid stuff.
George
You don't have a dumb one.
Gordon
No, here's my list. Superstitions are bullshit. That's my entire list.
George
You don't have one.
Gordon
I don't have one.
George
Wow. Now, okay, maybe that's because it's because we're bigger sports fans than you. Because a lot of mine revolve. That we'll get into. Revolve around sports?
Gordon
Yes, because sports, for whatever reason, athletes. Because it's so, you know, it's. Every game is a game of millimeters, and so you're looking for any advantage. And so people get so in their heads about bad luck. That's why athletes are just so superstitious.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
And because they're superstitious, it passes on to you, the sports fan. That's why I avoid the whole thing and just don't watch sports.
George
Baseball's the. As far as the participants, they're the worst about it.
Craig
Yes, for sure.
George
Stepping on lines.
Craig
Yeah.
George
When you get out of a slump.
Craig
Or when you walk onto a field, you can't step on the foul line. That is seen as bad luck. So you'll see tons of players do this and they jump over the foul line or something like that. I think that's because there's more downtime in baseball. You're sitting around, think about it a lot. You're standing around a lot. In fact, most of the time, if it's a two and a half hour baseball game, you're probably in action. Only 20 minutes of that.
George
Yeah.
Craig
So you've just got so much downtime. But yeah, there's the not stepping on a foul line. There's the don't talk to the pitcher if he's got a no hitter going.
George
Yeah. You can't even talk to him. And if you're talking to a teammate, don't say that he has a no hitter.
Craig
Right.
George
A major leaguer once told me, you say he has a mild sunburn going right now. A mild sunburn? Yeah. You don't say anything about he hadn't allowed a hit.
Gordon
Does that just mean he's been out of the mound a long time?
George
I guess so. I don't know.
Gordon
I don't know where it came from.
George
Jeff Russell told me that X Ranger.
Gordon
Pitcher, now I get not talking to the pitcher because you don't want to get in his, distract him in any way.
George
Hey, you're through six.
Gordon
But it has nothing to do with, you know, you affecting the energy of the universe that's going to cause him to lose his no hitter.
George
But it even seems like it spills over to the announcers that they don't want to talk about the fact that if they're the home team announcers because.
Gordon
They don't want to get blamed. This is all trying to avoid the mob mentality of stupid people.
George
That's why fans would get mad at him.
Gordon
Fans will get mad, but I bet.
George
I bet the player would get mad at him. What? You said I had a no hitter in the fifth.
Gordon
Yeah. So you're to blame for me losing it, not the fact that I served one up right over the middle and.
George
You gave us a free run homer, not me.
Craig
I can't tell you how many text chains I've been on with friends watching various sporting events and I will say something like, wow, we haven't had a turnover yet today. Or wow, our guy's got a no hitter going. And then I'll get hit up back immediately. You just jinxed us.
Gordon
Yeah, sports fans. I love being the guy that jinxed us.
George
And when we talked about doing this, I thought, you know, I'm really not superstitious. But then I found myself this past weekend and I've done this and I know Craig has too, throughout cheering for a team, especially if you're watching the game at home and they're not having very good luck. If you're sitting on the couch, then you go sit on another chair.
Craig
Yes.
George
I found myself doing that this weekend watching my son's team, because two weeks ago, when I sat in this chair, they did better. So I went and sat in that chair. Sure enough, they did do better. See, it works. And you feel like, I guess it's almost beyond superstitions, like you're doing your part as a fan. Yeah, and I felt that way watching my kids in sports, whether it was my oldest playing golf, I was very leery of what I would wear wear to the golf tournament. Watching my other sons play football. We had a seating chart in the family. And if it wasn't working, then I'd say, hey, you switch. You sit there and then. Yeah, okay, let's see if that works. Rally cookies at halftime. Rally M and Ms. At halftime. If they were down, those seem to work pretty well.
Gordon
What are rally M&M's?
George
Just doing my part because if I didn't, I was very superstitious that it wouldn't work out.
Craig
Yeah, I'm the same way I have at halftime. If my team is playing poorly, I've gone into my room and changed clothing because clearly the shirt I have on is a bad luck shirt. So I need to reset. It's called resetting.
George
Yeah, it's a reset.
Craig
And you're right. You can't send in a play. You can't take the ball and run with it. You can't swing the bat, whatever it is. So you're trying to do your part as a fan by impacting the collective energy in the universe, the sports energy. And you can very well do that by changing clothing or changing your position. Sometimes if sitting is bad luck, I'll stand up by the TV and watch. And if you change something like that, change a position and then your team starts playing well, then you will stay in that position the rest of the game.
George
Absolutely. And then speaking of clothing, for a conference winning streak, back when I was doing North Texas, they won 25 straight Sunbelt games. I wore the same shirt, same pants, and same shoes to all of those conference wins. Did you wash them until. Yes, I washed them. Kept them clean.
Gordon
You're not. You're not supposed to wash them.
George
I would only take it so far. And then once they lost, I didn't wear it anymore.
Craig
Right, that makes sense.
George
The good luck was gone.
Gordon
Yeah, but you were wearing it when they lost.
George
Yeah, but not the previous 25 to 1 that's pretty good record.
Craig
Well, and that's because the good luck ran out, right?
George
Yeah. Something's only going to have luck for so long.
Gordon
It's unfaucked.
George
Whether it's a shirt or a package of M and Ms, they're only going to be good for a couple of games or a couple of quarters.
Craig
Yeah, that's obvious.
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Gordon
Okay, now superstitions, they do work on your own mentality. Like it's an outward sign of an inner invisible. Grace is what we used to say in the church. So if you do a ritual, you can affect your own mentality. So if it's your performance that you're doing and you have to do certain things that you feel help get you in the zone like that, that's okay. I think that that's okay and acceptable to a certain point because if it gets you. If it makes you a head case, then obviously it's starting to get detrimental to you.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
But if you want to get in the mood to do something, right, and you have a few items that help you get in the mood or you have a routine that gets you in the mood, those are forms of superstition, in a way, because they don't necessarily. They put you in the right mentality, not necessarily the right physical space.
George
Yeah, but there is a line there between routine and superstition, though.
Gordon
Yeah. Yes. Where is that line?
George
I don't know. I can't say. But, like, I've heard from swimmers that say they have to listen to the. The exact same song going to a competition.
Gordon
Yeah. And if they've performed well, listening to that exact same song going to the competition, it's. They associate it with winning in that particular performance. So subconsciously, it primes them to give their best because they recognize that it's associated with winning the meat before. So it can help them in that sense, but it doesn't help them in the cosmic sense of, oh, this is. I need to play this song and everything, so then the universe will give me the energy. No, the energy comes from within you.
George
Right.
Craig
It's.
Gordon
You're associating it with the winning that you had before.
George
But if your favorite morning show plays Derek Commissar on the way to a golf tournament, and you play, well, then there is something to that. We did that in high school. Yeah, that was our high school golf song. We thought that if we heard that song, and one time we didn't hear it on the way to a tournament. And so we called this radio show called Stevens and Pruitt, and they played it, and they sent it out to the R.L. turner golf team, and.
Gordon
And y' all lost.
George
We lost, but we felt good going into the tournament, like, yeah, here we go. And, yeah, we didn't win.
Craig
Gordo, you mentioned being OCD earlier, and that's the. The gray area for me is when I was younger, I was much more ocd, and I think a lot of that I thought was me being superstitious, but it was me being OCD. Now, I don't think my aversion to the number 13 is OCD. I think that's just me adhering to a superstition. But when I was younger, for example, as a kid, I'd be out playing basketball, mom would call me in for dinner, and I would say to myself, I have to make 10 shots in a row, or else something really bad is going to happen to me.
George
Oh, my gosh.
Craig
So I turned that into a superstition, but I think that was more ocd.
Gordon
Yeah.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
And. And I think, I think kids have that a lot. I mean, I, I had some of that when I was a kid. And I think all kids go through a certain phase where they have to, I gotta make this. I gotta. I can't go until I make this many shots. I mean, like, that is more common than you think. But it's because as a kid, you lack a lot of control over the world and you want to think that you have. That this is somehow the world is controllable if you just do some certain things.
George
Boy, growing up, I would want the Cowboys to win so bad that sometimes three or four days before a game, I would say, okay, if I make this, they'll beat the Steelers. And I would miss it and I would worry about it all the way up until this time. I'm afraid they're going to lose. Why? I missed this shot of a piece of paper in my bedroom. So I don't think they're going to win. I think I had evidence back then that they didn't win those games, which is probably, you know, it's probably unrelated, but probably. I used to worry about goofy stuff.
Gordon
Like that household things that they bother you. Like breaking a mirror. Does that bother you?
George
Mirrors don't bother me.
Craig
That never bothered me.
Gordon
There's a lot of superstitions surrounding mirrors.
Craig
Yeah.
Gordon
And it's really. I don't know why. Mirrors are the thing that creeped people out so much in the 17, 1800s.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
They came up with a lot of superstitions. But breaking a mirror, you're not supposed to have two mirrors that face each other. That's supposed to be really bad luck. There's a whole tick tock trend that happened recently where it was. Kids have to. You have to cover your mirrors at night. Never sleep with a mirror that faces your bed in any way or you need to throw a blanket over it. And so, yeah, people were covering up all their mirrors.
George
Yeah. Okay, that's crazy.
Craig
And why was that? Was there something.
Gordon
It lets spirits in. It all has to do with the spirit world. And demons can enter the world through the mirrors. At night, facing your bed, they'll come in and speak to you. They're dream whispers.
George
Well, we saw those. I guess they were witches when we were growing up, looking into the mirror and who's the fairest of them all?
Gordon
So, yeah, you had that. You ever do the Bloody Mary thing. You stare into the mirror, say Bloody Mary three times or something, and she's supposed to appear on your face.
Craig
No, I never heard that.
Gordon
I think that's the way it was. I have done the thing where you look in your dimly lit room at night. You look in a mirror at your own face, and you'll watch it morph and change into, like, a demon face. That's crazy.
George
What?
Gordon
Yeah, it'll kind of go out of focus and everything. Okay, it's not necessarily demon face.
George
It just. Your face.
Gordon
Face will get distorted to you, and you'll start noticing weird features.
Craig
Really?
Gordon
Yeah, it's kind of hallucinating that you do.
Craig
How dim does it have to be?
Gordon
You know, I mean, that you can see your face, but it's. It's fairly low light, candlelight.
George
Okay, see, I think you have some sort of superstition about superstition about it.
Gordon
There's something just saying there's a lot to mirrors that we don't know about.
George
Do you guys always pick up the penny when you see it?
Craig
No. You know, I don't like change. I abhor change.
Gordon
Well, then. But change is how we get better.
Craig
If people talking about money change. If I get change at a restaurant or something, I'll just throw it away.
George
Really?
Craig
Yeah. I hate change. I hate carrying change. So I would never pick up change.
Gordon
Well, why do you throw it in the garbage can? You ought to at least throw it on the ground where somebody else can get good luck out of picking it up.
Craig
No, because that's my change.
George
Oh.
Gordon
See, he doesn't want anyone to have it.
George
I cannot walk by a penny and not pick it up. I will be bothered if I don't.
Gordon
I do that, too. That's good luck superstition. I don't do it because it's bad luck. I just do it because I think it's bad karma.
George
See, you have one that's picking up pennies. I just always feel like, yeah, don't turn it down.
Craig
I don't think I've ever heard that one. Is that supposed to be good luck?
George
Yeah.
Craig
Okay.
Gordon
Yeah, because somehow. Okay, now wait a second. Maybe this is superstition because I think that if I don't pick up that penny, I think. Who are you? Who are you that. Oh, this is just so beneath just a penny.
Craig
Whoa.
George
Meantime, Craig's throwing away 68 cents. You don't save your change. You don't have like a.
Craig
No, I actually only threw it away one time, and I think maybe. Gordo, you were in the car. And I did it just to make you laugh. It was at a drive through restaurant.
Gordon
Yeah. And you just throw the change into the garbage can.
Craig
I got the change and then drove 10ft forward and they had a garbage can there and I threw it away because I hate change. But no, what I'll usually do with change is put it. I've got like a big mug in my office and I put it in there.
George
Okay. That makes me feel better.
Craig
But you know what? Back in the day I used to put change in there daily. Now I bet I put change in there twice a year because I never get change.
George
Wow.
Gordon
Did they ever decide that they were doing away from with a penny? I remember being talked about it. I don't think they.
George
What are we gonna do? How are we gonna get good luck if they get rid of the penny?
Gordon
Well, a dime. You still pick up a dime.
George
That's not good luck.
Gordon
Why not? That's ten times as bad.
George
It's being greedy. If you're trying to look for a dime. I just need a penny for good luck.
Gordon
Dime is better luck than a penny.
George
I don't think so. My research shows that pennies are still good luck.
Gordon
What's. There's lots of superstitions surrounding money. Right. There's Buffalo nickels used to be good luck, right?
Craig
Yeah.
Gordon
That was before our time because they were long gone. Right. Before we were around wheat pennies.
Craig
I think that's good luck.
Gordon
Good luck.
George
Good luck.
Gordon
$50 bills are bad luck?
Craig
Yes, for sure. I will never take all your $50 bills.
Gordon
I'll take them.
George
I have no fear of the 50.
Craig
I don't want any in my wallet. That's bad, bad luck.
George
Why? In fact, once we were just dealing with.
Craig
It just is.
George
I got dog cussed once because we were given like a graduate $100 for graduation. And I said, she said, you get the money? I said, yeah, here's 250s. We can't give him two 50s. Why not? It's a hundred bucks. Let's double the bad luck. It's two 50s.
Gordon
That's so stupid.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
$2 bills are good luck. That's what I heard.
George
I heard that too.
Gordon
They don't make those anymore. Right.
George
Man, I didn't see the $2.2dollar bill in forever.
Craig
Yeah. In fact, one of our friends here up at the studio, his birthday was last week. And for his birthday they gave him a card with a bunch of two dollar bills.
George
Really?
Craig
Yeah. So I don't know where they got them, if they were brand new or the $50 bill is considered bad luck because Bugsy Siegel, when he was murdered, the notorious gangster, he had only $50 bills in his pocket.
Gordon
And so that I thought that he had aces and eights when he was playing poker, and that's why it's bad luck.
Craig
Well, this says he had only $50 bills in his pocket. And so that led to the denomination being avoided in gambling circles.
George
Okay.
Craig
And led to the superstition that the $50 bill is jinxed.
Gordon
Yeah. Aces and eights are the dead man's hand because of Wild Bill Hick Hickok.
Craig
Oh, is that what he had in.
Gordon
His hand when he was killed in the 1800s? Shows you how far these things go back. So he was shot, had nothing to do with anything he was involved with in life.
George
Right.
Gordon
Just had to do with the aces and eights that he had in his hand.
George
Yeah. That's what brought him the bad luck.
Gordon
God, we humans are incredible. We're such meaning making machines that we will throw meaning on the most meaningless of things.
George
Speaking of golfers, change relates to that what you mark your ball with, if you're on a, you know, birdie streak, keep marking it with the same mark. I've fallen victim to that. If I've had a good round with a certain ball marker, I'll use that the next round. Just stuff that. But maybe that is part of. Could I claim routine on that. That's the routine I like to have this quarter from the year I was born or something like that.
Gordon
Makes you feel squared away in some.
George
Yeah, in some way. But yeah, it's. It's a dumb superstition. Shouldn't matter what you mark your ball with.
Craig
Was Tiger wearing red every Sunday? Was that his superstition or is that just something? Was that a marketing thing or. I wonder what was behind.
Gordon
I thought that was the blood that soaked his white shirt when Elon went after him.
Craig
No, he doing that long before Elon.
George
Went after it was the symbolize being the red. You know, go low and everything. But yeah, that may have been a superstition. It started at Stanford maybe, I don't know.
Craig
Yeah, maybe. Serena Williams used to wear the same unwashed socks for an entire fortnight of a Grand Slam tournament. That was her superstition that if she kept winning in those socks, she would keep wearing the dirty socks all the way through. And she won a lot of Grand Slams, so she wore those same dirty socks for a long time. A lot of times, man, I think.
George
Athletes are so superstitious. I remember this reading this As a Kid, Super Bowl 10. The turning point of the game was when the Steelers blocked a Mitch Hoops punt. And apparently they're in a TV timeout right before it and someone came running out from the end zones. The 70s. What was the deal with the 70s with people always running on the field?
Craig
Yeah.
George
Anyway, it was a woman who ran on the field and gave a necklace to Herb Scott and said, this is for good luck. And he went, get out of here with this. And he threw the necklace off the field. Next play, block punt. Safe. Wow.
Craig
He should have taken it.
George
And see, we read things like that as kids. And I remember same reaction. Wow, that cost the Cowboys a Super bowl if he just hung on to the necklace.
Gordon
I'm looking at a list of superstitions. These are so dumb. Never shake hands or kiss across a threshold.
George
Never heard of that.
Craig
Never heard of that either.
Gordon
Never allow the broom to touch the feet of anyone you know.
Craig
Never heard of that.
Gordon
You're sweeping. Don't go home right after awake or funeral. You got to go somewhere else first.
Craig
Are you taking some bad energy home?
George
Gosh, I hadn't heard of any of those.
Gordon
Whistling indoors invites evil. Gosh, I wish more people knew about that. There's nothing worse than the over whistler getting in the elevator with an over whistler.
Craig
George is a whistler. He'll whistle walking down the hall.
George
I will.
Craig
But that's indoors. You better stop it.
George
Yeah, I just hear tunes in my head. I have to whistle along with them.
Gordon
Don't do cheers with water in your glass.
Craig
Oh, really?
Gordon
In fact, in Germany, if you cheer with water, you're actually wishing death on the person that you're drinking with.
George
Wow.
Craig
Good to know.
Gordon
Do you do the you spill salt, you got to throw it over your left shoulder business?
George
No, no. I've heard of that one. No, but I've never done that.
Gordon
Don't flip over a cooked fish.
Craig
What?
Gordon
They're so dumb. This is all so dumb.
Craig
What if the recipe calls for you to flip it after six minutes?
Gordon
Well, don't flip it over if it's cooked, you know, you can't flip it back over onto the cooked side.
Craig
Huh. Never heard that.
Gordon
Don't put your keys on the table.
George
Okay. Everyone has bad luck then.
Craig
Yeah.
George
Where else are you going to put them?
Gordon
Yeah, right. Don't sit at a table corner. Well, yeah, that's just uncomfortable.
George
Jabbed.
Gordon
Don't sing at the dinner table. Well, that's just good manners.
George
Yeah. Yeah. I used to drive my dad crazy.
Gordon
Yeah, my grandmother had something to do with cards. You could never play cards on the same table that you ate a at.
George
So that's why you had a card table.
Gordon
Yeah. Because you could not do it on a dining table. It was somehow inviting the devil.
George
Card tables. I know. Like nice poker tables. But then your family have a card table.
Craig
Yeah, we do.
George
Pretty flimsy and.
Gordon
Oh, they think they. Yeah, they're called card tables.
Craig
Yeah.
Gordon
We use it as just. It was basically the kids table at every family get together.
Craig
Right, Right. I always did the not stepping on a crack because I was afraid I'd break my mother's back.
George
Still do it or I don't know if I still do it, but I certainly did that walking down the sidewalk. Yeah. Just like the baseball player. You try to always walk over the line.
Craig
I did that until my mom passed. And maybe that's why she ultimately passed because I did step on a crack. I don't know.
Gordon
It wasn't back related.
Craig
No, it wasn't back related. But every time. And you know, occasionally you would step on a crack and I would always think, oh my God, I hope mom's okay. I really did. Like I was vigilant about not stepping on a crack.
Gordon
My mom had a lot of superstitions.
Craig
Did she?
Gordon
Oh, yeah. One time I opened an umbrella inside. And you would have thought I invited the devil and all his friends for a party.
George
Freak out on that one before too.
Gordon
Why?
George
It does seem weird to open an umbrella inside. I'm kind of spooked by that one too.
Gordon
We used to have to hold our breath going past graveyards.
Craig
Really?
Gordon
Yeah.
George
Yeah.
Gordon
I don't know why I did that.
George
When I was a kid too.
Craig
Because you don't want to breathe in death, I guess.
Gordon
Or maybe the smell of graveyards. The knock on wood for good luck. I had an uncle that I knock on wood.
Craig
I still.
Gordon
And it seemed like most of the bosses we had would always knock on wood. Things are good now.
Craig
I bet I still do that once a week talking to somebody. Yeah, everything's going great. Knock on wood and I'll. And I'll find. And I have to knock three times.
George
Really?
Craig
You can't knock twice or four times. Gotta knock three times.
George
Seems like we've done that when we've said something that's really bad karma too, hasn't that. We do that as adults, don't we? Okay, I'm gonna knock on wood after saying that. That's really bad.
Craig
Like that erases the bad karma.
George
Right.
Gordon
Don't get a haircut on a Tuesday. What oh, this is restricted to India. Somehow they've geofenced the bad luck for getting a haircut on a Tuesday to India.
George
Okay, never think about that.
Gordon
Don't walk under a ladder. We mentioned this before. That's one I do think about every time because I think I do more ladder work than the average bear. Although, George, you do a bit of ladder work.
George
Yeah, and I respect that one too. And when I worked for my dad and there were big ladders that would, you know, go up to the roof, I would never walk underneath one of those.
Gordon
See, I've done like two story ladders and well, even one story ladders. I think that I started off when I first started using ladders, I would do that, not, not walking under it. You know, just a ladder leaned up against the side of the house that you're getting on the roof from that. And I would not walk up under it. And what broke me of that habit, because I no longer do it, was about six months into doing a lot of ladder work, I realized, okay, I'm not walking up under this thing, even though it'd be more convenient to get the materials I'm trying to get to. But yet I am routinely hopping the ladder along the the roof line because I don't want to climb all the way down and move it over two feet. So I'll just kind of hop it over.
George
You're one of those.
Gordon
And I was like, okay, I'm not spending my energy here on the things that would be have a better result that could bring better results.
George
Did you ever have to desperately hang on to the gutter because the ladder went out from under you?
Gordon
I've ridden a gutter down before. Yeah.
George
Oh my gosh. The ladder hop is the craziest maneuver.
Gordon
It's so dangerous, so stupid.
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Craig
We have a friend who's got this superstition and I'm right there with him. 666. If I see that, it will freak me out for the rest of the day.
George
It's like, doesn't faze me.
Craig
It doesn't faze you?
George
No.
Gordon
You wouldn't mind wearing the number 666.
George
I think that's a bad sports number. You only need two.
Craig
It's a terrible sports.
George
I'd be number 66 and not think anything of it and pose for a picture with my friend who's number six. That way we put them all together. Yeah, we have a friend who really, I mean, doesn't even want you to say 666.
Craig
I'm not quite that bad, but I do not. Like if it somehow pops up during the day. I'm writing a check and I look and it's number 666 or whatever it is. Look at the odometer and the mileage says 666. If I do see that it's staring at me, it messes with me for the rest of the day.
Gordon
Would you fly on a flight 666?
Craig
No way.
Gordon
On Friday the 13th and they're transporting black cats in row 13? Yeah.
Craig
No way.
George
You wouldn't take that as a number in a bicycle race?
Craig
No way.
George
You would demand another number or just rip off a six or something.
Craig
Yeah. And I'll see it a lot. Speaking of the bike, when I'm riding on my little computer, which has miles and elevation and all this, a lot of times I'll look down and the elevation for the ride has just clicked. 666. And I seem to notice that a lot. It seems like I get that number just about every ride. And I start to say to myself, is it because I'm getting a message from the underworld that evil is about to strike, or is it because I'm looking for it? Am I also seeing the number 437 just as often?
Gordon
But you don't remember it.
George
But you don't remember it. Right. And you ride a lot of miles, so that thing keeps turning and eventually 666 is going to come up.
Craig
And it bothers me to no end. Every Time. It does.
George
Yeah. We got to let go of some of these things. Let go of them when I'm watching golf, and he hasn't won in a while. But I swear to you, Jordan Spieth plays better if I'm not watching. I can hear he's two back, and I'll start watching bogey, bogey. And then I'll go, okay, I'm going to go do something else. And then, like, I get my. A text from my friend Todd Spieth, and I went, oh, my gosh. So I go back to the tv, and all of a sudden he's three under through five, and I start watching again, and he just levels off. Am I bad luck?
Gordon
No, he's just wheels off golfer.
George
He has hit some tough times.
Craig
So let me ask you this, because we started this episode by defining a superstition as a notion maintained despite evidence to the contrary. But there, George has a bunch of evidence.
George
I have evidence here that. I have.
Gordon
Evidence.
Craig
We have the evidence that 13 is a bad luck number to wear with Dan Marino and Steve Nash not winning titles. Don't we have plenty of evidence to back up these superstitions?
George
Yes, you don't, because, you know what. What was it, 2000?
Craig
Two different answers right there.
George
But here's more proof for you. Was it 2015 we went to the Masters, right?
Craig
Yes, yes.
George
Jordan Spieth had the lead. And as we were leaving on Friday, you and I were having the conversation, is he going to win five or six of these?
Craig
Right.
George
He's so dominant. This is his course. And he had the biggest meltdown, one of the biggest meltdowns on the back nine in Masters history. Taking an eight on a par three two days after I left that Masters. Does Jordan Spieth need to kill me to get back in the. In the. In the winner's circle?
Craig
See, Gordon, there's more strong evidence.
Gordon
Look at George's cup over there. What?
Craig
It's got four sixes on it. The four sixes, right? Yeah. See, that's six, six, six, six. So that's not six, six.
George
That's okay.
Gordon
You're totally fine.
George
But if I just went like that, you'd only see three. I know.
Gordon
Three sixes. Don't trim your nails at night. You ever heard that one?
George
No.
Craig
That's the only time I trim my nails.
Gordon
Yeah, I know. I don't get that. Why, that would be bad. Don't kiss babies on the lips, or you will curse your baby to a lifetime of drooling.
Craig
What? A lifetime.
George
All right, you're Just making these up on the fly.
Gordon
Carry an acorn to gain immortality.
Craig
Never heard that.
Gordon
I don't think that's gonna work now. I do remember when I was a kid, I did have a lucky penny. And I did have a rabbit's foot at one point when I was a kid.
Craig
Were you ever thrilled by finding a four leaf clover as a kid?
Gordon
Yes. And I found a couple four leaf clovers.
Craig
Did you think you'd have good luck?
Gordon
Yeah, when I was a kid, I was stupid. Yes.
George
Did you feel bad for the rabbit.
Gordon
Though, that you just had a. I never understood that. Why is that good luck to have a rabbit's foot?
George
I don't know, some terrible injury to a rabbit, but yeah, that's good luck.
Gordon
Lost its foot in a snare and all of a sudden I'm gonna win the lottery.
Craig
All of these have some story behind it which may also be backed by evidence.
Gordon
No, see, it's not.
George
There could be evidence.
Gordon
Comes from a time we thought that we would have bad weather because we sinned against God and stuff like that.
Craig
You ever do a rally cap, George?
George
Oh, all the time. Yeah, all the time. And I still find myself doing that. If I'm wearing a cap at a game that I. Yeah, I'll turn it backwards. I'll turn it inside out. And I swear I've seen evidence of that working. One of the biggest comebacks in Cowboys history. You remember when Danny White got benched in the 84 season?
Craig
No, I blocked that out.
George
Well, he came back the Sunday night against the Saints and they were down 25, I do believe, in the fourth quarter. And he brought them back, of course. And I had turned my Cowboys hat inside out.
Craig
See, Gordon, more evidence.
George
Boom. That one worked.
Gordon
Okay, this ought to give you a little bit of insight as to the thinking as to why good luck and bad luck existing. So the rabbit's foot answer. I have it here, hot off the AP wire, explaining why rabbit's feet are bad. Luck originated in ancient Roman times as a cure for ailments like gout.
Craig
Okay, keep talking.
Gordon
I mean, does this not sound antiquated to you? In 77 AD, Pliny the Elder claimed that carrying around a hare's foot cut off from the animal alive could cure gout.
Craig
Interesting.
Gordon
And so then he did that in 77 A.D. and here, almost 2,000 years later, people are still carrying around rabbit's.
George
Feet, rubbing a rabbit's foot, watching their favorite team kick a 55 yard field goal. Yeah.
Gordon
Hoping they don't get gout. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Craig
No, at Least there's something behind that. There's something solid behind that.
Gordon
One guy just wrote it down as a joke to crack up his stupid ro.
George
I was about to say we should make an effort just to let some of this stuff go. But then what if something bad happens?
Craig
Right?
George
What if the Cowboys lose again because something that you're not, or whatever your favorite team is because you're not sitting in the right spot in your living room?
Craig
So, to Gordo's point earlier, do we really have to let it go? I guess if in your case, it's causing you a lot of distress throughout the day and taking a lot of mental and physical energy and you're focusing on the bad luck or the superstition to the point where you're ignoring things in life that you need to get done. Yes. You need to let it go.
George
Yeah.
Craig
But I think for most people, it takes a very small amount of energy each day. You think about it a few seconds here or there. I think you're okay holding on to your superstitions if that's the case.
Gordon
Sure. But just don't believe them. Just know that it's kind of no big deal. I just do it. But just as long as you're not really invested in the idea that this is making a difference cosmically in the world.
George
Right. And in some ways, does it help you deal with the stress? You're stressed anyway.
Gordon
Sure.
George
You're watching your favorite player.
Gordon
That's how it changes you.
George
Well, let me sit here and I'll feel better at least about myself sitting here. And then. Yeah. If something good happens, then you have verification that that helped your team win somehow.
Craig
And I would say hold on to your superstitions if you're superstitious, because over the course of our existence here on Earth, there are a lot of things that we did not believe in that one day were proved to be fact.
Gordon
Like what?
Craig
Lots of things.
Gordon
Okay.
George
Finley Fascination.
Craig
There was a time where we didn't believe that what we saw in the sky was anything other than a dome with holes poked in it. And we later proved that no, there are actually planets out there.
Gordon
I think we're back around to the dome with holes poked in it to get the Internet.
Craig
Some scary people believe that, but things like that. There are millions of examples of things that we didn't think were real, and then they've been proven real. And so just hold on to your superstitions because what if one day they are proven to be real, that it works?
Gordon
That's horrible logic. And I only heard one example and it was holes poked in the dome sky.
George
Pick up that penny. Look out for that black cat. Don't walk under that ladder. Make sure you're sitting in the right seat.
Gordon
How about not take unnecessary risk and have a healthy diet that will bring you a lot more good luck?
George
Yeah, that's. That's way too much of a process.
Gordon
Pounding down a cheeseburger. But I have a wheat penny in my pocket.
George
Yeah, you're probably right about that.
Craig
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That's right.
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You look the same.
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Date: September 24, 2025
Hosts: George Dunham, Craig “Junior” Miller, Gordon Keith
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This episode dives deep into the weird, funny, and sometimes neurotic world of superstitions—especially as they appear in daily life, sports, and childhood. The Musers share personal, sports-related, and cultural superstitions with their trademark blend of absurd humor, skepticism, and irresistibly relatable storytelling.
The trio investigates just how superstitious people can be—even those who don’t consider themselves superstitious at all. With a spotlight on the number 13, black cats, lucky habits in sports, and wacky old wives’ tales, the Musers dissect why superstitions persist and whether they carry any real meaning or psychological benefit.
The Musers’ take on superstitions is by turns skeptical, self-mocking, and weirdly affectionate. Whether it’s refusing to ride 13 miles, switching shirts at halftime, or meticulously avoiding sidewalk cracks, they illustrate how superstition is less about logic and more about comfort, ritual, and the human tendency to seek patterns—even if they’re absolutely absurd. In the end, if your quirks aren’t hurting anyone, maybe they are a little magic after all.
Remember: “It’s bad luck to miss a single episode of The Musers The Podcast.” [51:49 – Craig]