Podcast
The Musers The Podcast
Hosted by Cumulus Podcast Network · EN
The Musers The Podcast is your weekly shot of absurdity, insight, and unforgettable banter from George Dunham, Craig “Junior” Miller, and Gordon Keith—the iconic voices behind the award-winning morning show on “The Ticket” in Dallas-Fort Worth.
From offbeat observations to moments of real insight, The Musers have spent decades entertaining generations of listeners with their unmatched chemistry and razor-sharp wit. Now, each week, The Musers The Podcast brings you the best of their on-air brilliance along with exclusive podcast-only segments and moments you won’t hear anywhere else.
If you grew up on The Ticket or are just discovering the weird and wonderful rhythm of mornings with The Musers, this is your must-hear destination for Junior, Jub-Jub, and Gordo.
Part of The Cumulus Podcast Network.
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Gordo's Corner - Episode 44
3d ago00:53:52Summary readyMay 20, 2026 - With Junior and George as willing participants, Gordo brings card-shuffling math, death-for-cash hypotheticals, Revolutionary War machine guns, airplane etiquette violations, flying robots, and the scientific breakthrough that gave the world Pig Semen Mickey. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Friends - Episode 43
1w ago00:52:23Summary readyMay 13, 2026 - The Musers consider what it really means to be friends, best friends and the kind of friends who know when to delete your browser history. Along the way, there’s a sold-out live show, Dallasinianites, lifelong buddies, toxic complainers, childhood reconnections, work-wife dynamics and the official proposal for three-piece friendship necklaces. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Cowboys Weekly - Giving The Jones Credit
2w ago00:47:05Summary readyMay 7, 2026 - Your Football Friends convene one last time, before a brief hiatus, to both further reflect on the Cowboys' successful draft, hear from DC Parker and also listen in to the fascinating audio from ESPN's "The Pick Is In". Cowboys Weekly will return before training camp, and even may throw down an emergency episode when the schedule is announced. Stay tuned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Time Travel - Episode 42
2w ago01:03:06Summary readyMay 6, 2026 - A big TMTP announcement is followed by a loose conversation that starts with a simple question—would you go back?—and quickly spirals into Dodge City survival plans, Gen Z nostalgia, and whether anyone actually wants to relive their life. The guys bounce from the Old West to ancient Egypt, from vinyl records to future timelines, mixing real reflection with completely impractical time travel strategies. Along the way: bad decisions, worse hypotheticals, and at least one guaranteed way to die in 1875. themusers.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Cowboys Weekly - Did They Win the Draft?
3w ago00:52:28Summary readyApril 30, 2026 - The Cowboys made a move, landed Caleb Downs, and suddenly a fan base that usually braces for disappointment is allowing itself to feel something dangerous: optimism. Your Football Friends break down the draft haul, why Downs has people talking superstar before rookie camp, and whether Dallas may have actually changed course on defense. They also dig into Malachi Lawrence, Dee Winters, linebacker chaos, and the very real truth that all of this depends on new defensive coordinator Christian Parker being the real deal. For one week at least, Cowboys fans are allowed to dream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Squeaky Fromme & Other Assassins - Episode 41
3w ago00:57:42Summary readyApril 29, 2026 - Ripped from today's headlines, The Musers wander into one of history’s strangest rabbit holes: presidential assassination attempts, famous misses, forgotten near-misses, and the wildly unwell people behind them. From Andrew Jackson attacking his own would-be killer with a cane, to Teddy Roosevelt taking a bullet and finishing his speech, to Reagan, Ford, and modern chaos, the stories somehow keep getting more unbelievable. Along the way, Gordo unveils an actual handwritten letter he once received from Squeaky Fromme, proving once again that this podcast can turn any topic into something both educational and deeply weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Cowboys Weekly - Draft Day Dreams & Schemes
Apr 2301:07:25Summary readyApril 23, 2026 - It’s NFL Draft week, and your Football Friends are fully in their element. The guys look back at how the draft became one of America’s strangest sports holidays, swap stories from Cowboys drafts of the past, including George accidentally breaking team intel on-air in 1989, and debate whether Dallas should sit tight, trade up, trade down, or trade for a veteran. Plus: Bob’s board, George’s linebacker crush, and why this draft feels bigger than most for the Cowboys’ future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Our Friend, Troy Aikman - Episode 40
Apr 2200:58:28Summary readyApril 22, 2016 - The guys unveil long-awaited official Musers merch, complete with shirts, hats, tumblers, and perhaps the greatest promotional item in podcast history: a free pennant. The Musers hit a milestone episode with a heavyweight guest as Troy Aikman joins the podcast for a wide-ranging and surprisingly candid conversation. Troy talks Cowboys frustration, working with the Dolphins, life with Joe Buck, staying in elite shape at 59, and why hot yoga might be tougher than winning a Super Bowl. Along the way, he reflects on Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, his brutal 1-15 rookie season, and the strange art of surviving fame in Dallas. Also included: obscure Oklahoma football references, red light therapy confusion, and Gordo somehow landing “Coach Billy Ho” from 40 years ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Cowboys Weekly - Mocking The 2026 Draft
Apr 1601:12:43Summary readyApril 16, 2026 - With the draft looming, the Football Friends convene and immediately spiral into trade charts, mock scenarios, and just enough overconfidence to be dangerous. George, Bob, and Coach Dom debate whether the Cowboys should sit tight at 12 or make a bold move up the board, all while trying to read the minds of 32 front offices that rarely agree with the experts. From Ohio State defenders to mysterious risers, wide receiver runs, and the eternal “best player vs. biggest need” argument, the board gets reshaped in real time. There’s pushback, second-guessing, and at least one moment where everyone realizes the Cowboys might actually have options… which somehow makes it more complicated. By the end, a full first-round mock is in place, complete with a Cowboys outcome that feels both exciting and slightly too good to be true. Just the way draft season should feel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Lost in Space - Episode 39
Apr 1501:00:47Summary readyApril 15, 2026 - The guys dive into Artemis missions, moon nostalgia, and whether we’re actually heading to Mars or just pretending. Along the way: conspiracy theories get aired out, astronauts apparently smell terrible, and someone suggests solving space travel hygiene by… stepping outside. It’s science, stupidity, and just enough curiosity to make you look up at the sky and wonder what’s out there. 👽 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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