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Dusty Slay
Okay. Hello, folks. And. Hey, bear. Dusty Slay here. Pumped. Welcome to Nateland. I'm here with Brian Bates. Joe Gatto, our special guest.
Joe Gatto
Yes.
Dusty Slay
I don't know that I should have brought him in so fast, but we didn't really do a lot of prep work on it.
Joe Gatto
I think you nailed it.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. So.
Brian Bates
And Nate's here.
Aaron Weber
He's.
Dusty Slay
Nate is here and he'll just be popping in later.
Joe Gatto
Yes.
Dusty Slay
He'll come gliding in.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Floats in when he can. Yeah, yeah. It's important.
Dusty Slay
We're pumped to be here. It's a hot episode and already tight. It's gonna. Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be hot. You gotta, you know, speak things into existence. Yes.
Joe Gatto
They say it's only gonna get hotter, so I hope everybody that's listening is prepared.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Stretching out. Touch the toes.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. So, you know, and I guess, you know, we can just, you know, do you have anything. Anybody have anything special they'd like to say?
Brian Bates
Well, I want to say I don't know Joe real well, but we've met a couple of times. For those who don't know Joe, I probably. Probably does. He was with impractical jokers, and we were in. I was with Nate in Pittsburgh at a theater, which was amazing. And then he said, let's go over to wherever the penguins play there in the arena and see the impractical jokers. And I was blown away. How many people were there? And then you came to Bridgestone arena here in Nashville. Same thing. Just packed out and we hung out afterwards. And you guys were amazing. And so.
Joe Gatto
No, good.
Brian Bates
Very funny.
Joe Gatto
Okay, good. Okay. I thought you were about to come up with some grievances and you're like, but I need to talk to you about.
Brian Bates
She brought it up.
Joe Gatto
I have a short list. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
You know, people probably say this. I would imagine that they say this because I never was into prank stuff. I never was into it. So when people would say the impractical jokers or I would see it on tv, I would be like, nah, I'm not into that sort of stuff. And when I had my first. My first kid, we were in the hospital, it was on tv, it's always on. And I just started watching it and I was like, oh, the show's great. Yeah. Why. Why have I been so against it?
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And then I just watched so much of it.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. That was a big thing. We were actually. It's not a prank show. We never really treated as such. And that was just the easiest way to bill it. And we were like, guys, people, we're losing the audience here. They don't. Nobody wants to watch a prank show with middle aged guys running around a supermarket causing a ruckus, you know, so it was like. So we actively, like in the first two seasons, like, when in interviews, would not refer to a prank show. When people did, we would, like, correct them. Like, well, it's a comedy show where we mess with each other kind of thing. And it was a lot of times in the field when we were doing something, if somebody's getting mad, like a prank show, like, someone's getting mad, we're like, we're doing this wrong.
Dusty Slay
Like, we'd stop.
Joe Gatto
We take it back inside. We were like, all right, how do we change this? Because that was really important to us. That it was. We were always the butt of the joke. We were always, you know, the thing. So it was in. Because I'm not a big prank show kind of guy either, but I do, like, enjoy, like, embarrassment. Comedy was the best way for me to describe it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Because that's always how I'd make those guys laugh my whole life anyway. Or just be stupid and they would laugh at. You know, we get in an elevator, you know, or a subway, and they'd be scared for their life because I knew I was gonna do something stupid and there's no place for them to run, you know, so that was like just a kind of thing. We just took that and ran with it. But the easiest way to explain it was, oh, they put an earpiece in and they you know, they mess with people. But if. If you look at over. You know, I did like 300 episodes over a decade. If you look at each of them, that was like one challenge per episode. Was that with the earpiece and there was all these other games and things we did.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
So it was just really hard to explain.
Dusty Slay
I think it's really well done.
Brian Bates
It really is.
Dusty Slay
Because even, like, people go. I don't even have an example, but people will go. They'll go, hey, John's about to come in here, and when he comes in here, we're going to tell him that we ate all the food. So just play along with it.
Brian Bates
It's better than that if you've never seen it.
Dusty Slay
No, no, no.
Joe Gatto
I'm not saying he means in real life for a prank.
Dusty Slay
I'm saying in real life, when people do this, they, oh, oh, tell him we ate all the food. Okay. Play along. I would rather leave the room.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I don't want to be a part of it. I don't want to lie to John. I don't want to ruin your trick, but I don't want to go along.
Joe Gatto
And you're getting roped in against your will. Like, you can't just announce that to the group. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Maybe I don't even know John that well. Now John's like, oh, you're the kind of guy that will lie to me.
Joe Gatto
Yes, you're a liar.
Dusty Slay
When. When Jimmy Kimmel would do the thing where it's like, hey, tell your kids that you ate all their Halloween candy.
Joe Gatto
Worst.
Dusty Slay
I'm like, what? No.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
First off, we're not going to be collect any Halloween candy, but we're. I'm definitely not going to be like, hey, I ate it all. Look at me. I want to make you cry.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, it's like, make your kids hate you, then just hug them and say, gotcha. Like, that's all.
Dusty Slay
You're on tv.
Aaron Weber
The worst.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I can't. I can't deal with it. Most of that stuff with, like, you.
Dusty Slay
Watch it, you're on a show.
Joe Gatto
If you're cringing for somebody, like, you feel bad. Like, this is a human experience, which is it. But, like, early on, we realized that people were, like, so game for it, and we're just itching for, like, fun and interaction. This social experiment stuff that we couldn't believe, like, people would buy into it, do so much, and that became, like, the thing. It was like, oh, what can we get people to do?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Which was like, a really fun piece of it. So. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
I think the key is the fact that you guys are the butt of the joke, for sure. And you're all friends. So it. We just played along. We came along with it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
That was. It was a friendship on display. Yeah.
Brian Bates
And you've been gone how many seasons?
Joe Gatto
Three.
Brian Bates
I bet everyone still says I love you on practice.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, for sure. I mean, you know, I mean, I was, you know, 10 years, so, I mean, that's how most people know me, you know, but it's, you know, it's good. I mean, you know, it was a show. I'm very proud of the legacy I did on there and everything. It's like, you know, people love it and people have grown up with it, and it was a family show. But, like, to your point when you said it wasn't, you were in the hospital.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Like, true tv, you know, played mainly in hospitals and prisons. So, like, people would find us at not a good part of their life, you know, And I had gotten. I tell the story. I got in a flat in LA. It was like one in the morning. I'm on the side of the 405. My rental car gets a flat. I call. I'm sitting there waiting. This guy shows up, gets out, this burly dude, bald head, jacked. And he comes over and he goes, no way, Joe. And I'm like, maybe, like, yeah. He's like, I was just in prison. I got out. I was in five years. I got out two months ago. Can I get a hug? And I'm like, yeah, man. So it was, like, just so weird, like, to. To see. And then, you know, then you see, like, a grandma in a supermarket. He's like, oh, you're so funny. You know, so it just really touched everybody in a different way.
Brian Bates
Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, cool.
Laura Bargetzi
You're.
Brian Bates
You're in town because you had some shows this weekend in the area.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, yeah. I started my new. My new Stand up tour. Let's Get Into It. So I was in Knoxville this weekend, so Popeye here in ns.
Brian Bates
Oh, that's the name of your tour. I thought you were like, let's get into. Get into it, guys. I got.
Joe Gatto
We got something to talk.
Brian Bates
Talk about.
Joe Gatto
No. Yeah, let's Get into it tour. I just launched, so it's been fun. It's. You know, I started in September, and it's been going great.
Brian Bates
Yeah, that's awesome. I was in Friday. I was in Birmingham, Alabama, at the Stardome Comedy Club. First time to headline there, and.
Aaron Weber
Great.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, awesome.
Brian Bates
Congratulation. A lot of Nateland folks came out.
Dusty Slay
And my friend Vince Fabra. You let him do some time.
Brian Bates
Yeah, Vince. Vince Fabbra was on the show. Chris Ivey was on the show. Was a great show. We had had a couple of hecklers. Not really hecklers, just people who think.
Dusty Slay
They'Re excited to the show.
Nate Bargetzi
Part of the party.
Joe Gatto
Part of the party.
Brian Bates
But it made it fun.
Dusty Slay
Were they drinking?
Brian Bates
One of them was, for sure.
Dusty Slay
It's. It is better if they're drinking because it's like. If you're not drinking, it's like you just. This is what you do. You just yell out. You're sober and you yell out like this.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You need an excuse to get behind. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. That's the. That's the thing about the. The comedy club. But now I think a lot with the culture, with the crowd work culture and all that stuff, people just want to be part of a clip.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
They think they're helping you. They're like, oh, I gave this guy a clip.
Joe Gatto
He's got it. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Well, they're right.
Joe Gatto
Thanks for the help, everybody. Birmingham.
Brian Bates
You'll be seeing it soon.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. Take a look.
Brian Bates
Where were you, Dusty?
Dusty Slay
I was in Red Bank, New Jersey.
Joe Gatto
Oh.
Dusty Slay
I was at a theater. It's something else now. Hackensack Meridian Health Center. But it used to be called the Basie.
Joe Gatto
The Count Basie. Yes. Fantastic.
Dusty Slay
And they talked about the history of that place and all the people that are performing performed there. Really great. Had a super hot show.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. Great there. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And then I did the Miller Theater in Philadelphia. It was also great.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I've never been to Philly. Never performed in Philly.
Joe Gatto
Well, they're in a good mood right now because of the.
Dusty Slay
They are coming Super Bowl. Yeah. Great. Yeah. I mean, I guess it was just a plane crash there and no one even talked.
Joe Gatto
Nobody cared about that. Yeah. Like we're in the Super Bowl.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. And it's great. I went to a really wild cigar bar. There was. I had the option of a place called the Ashton Cigar Bar, which is. They. They have coined themselves the world's finest cigar bar.
Joe Gatto
Wow. That's a bold statement.
Dusty Slay
But I walked in there and I'm Maybe it said America's, but either way, still pretty.
Joe Gatto
Still bold. Still.
Dusty Slay
They. I was just like, this seems like too much for me. So I went to another one which was. I liked better, but. But a much downgraded. They had hookah, you know, but you could smoke cigars in there. Bring. It was BYOB for drinks.
Joe Gatto
Oh, byoc yeah.
Dusty Slay
They had a hot plate where they were sitting the. Whatever the blocks are that go in hookah. And if that's how they were heating it up, just putting it on these little eyes. And it was a pretty wild place.
Joe Gatto
Like a, like a hot, like an apartment hot place.
Dusty Slay
Yes.
Aaron Weber
Oh, wow.
Joe Gatto
That's crazy.
Dusty Slay
And it was overstimulating. Bad ventilation.
Aaron Weber
Oh.
Dusty Slay
I was gonna have a heart attack in my hotel later that night, but had a good time there.
Joe Gatto
Used to be in Manhattan, the Campbell apartment. Did you ever hear that place it was in. It's in Grand Central Station. I don't know if I don't think it's there anymore, but it was like somebody's of importance of Vanderbilt or somebody's like gentleman's like cigar room where he used to bring. And they converted it to like a bar. And I, I don't smoke cigars. I'd never been there. But I saw it and I was like, oh, wow. This is unreal. Like it was like kind of like speakeasy.
Aaron Weber
Ish.
Joe Gatto
Because you had to know where it was. Was really cool. That's the only, I think cigar bar I was ever in. And they didn't even tout to be America's greatest cigar bar. So.
Dusty Slay
You know, they say finest, so maybe.
Joe Gatto
There'S difference between finest ingredients. Yeah. Like world's finest chocolate. It's not the world's greatest chocolate. Right. It's different. It's definitely. Sure.
Dusty Slay
But it, it was, you know, but this was a nice spot. Personally, I take a camping chair in a parking lot out in the free flowing air.
Joe Gatto
I would say ventilation's got to be really important in that kind of spot.
Dusty Slay
I like outdoor cigars.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. An indoor cigars. Fire pit cigar. Enjoy.
Dusty Slay
Because I, I. What I like about cigars is you don't inhale.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
But when you're in a room with bad ventilation, you are inhale.
Joe Gatto
You have no choice.
Dusty Slay
Yes. And I hate it.
Aaron Weber
Okay.
Dusty Slay
But I had a lot of fun.
Joe Gatto
Great.
Dusty Slay
It was a good time.
Joe Gatto
I'm glad the people in Jersey were good.
Dusty Slay
My buddy, Derek Humphrey. Yeah, they. Jersey and Philly were, were very nice.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I, I kind of was afraid to go there.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I just had seen videos of people yelling at people. Philly, Maine.
Brian Bates
Bill Burr.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. New Jersey. You know, that's the Garden State. A lot of gardening there.
Joe Gatto
That's it.
Dusty Slay
People don't realize. I follow a lot of gardening channels from New Jersey.
Joe Gatto
It's so. That always blew my mind. It's called the Garden State. I mean, it's Known for its Jersey shore beaches. Like. Yeah, all through on our side is. And it's the Garden State.
Dusty Slay
There's a lot of gardening going on in Jersey, for sure. James Piggioni, I talk about him every time. But It's a good YouTube channel.
Joe Gatto
Oh, really?
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I have to look it up. I didn't know that.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. I came from Staten island, so Staten island was in between. It's like the Jersey connector between Brooklyn and New Jersey.
Dusty Slay
So it's like.
Joe Gatto
It's one of the birds.
Dusty Slay
I'm thinking this gardening state.
Aaron Weber
Is that what Staten Island Island, Joe, Is that what you're doing, explaining Staten.
Dusty Slay
Island to a south.
Aaron Weber
South Jersey?
Joe Gatto
I was tearing it up to be like it's. It's a. It's a Jersey adjacent. And most people either when they get married and their kids, they make a left or right, they go to Jersey or they go to Long island. And that's the two. They have two sisters. One made the left, one made the right. So one's in Jersey and one's in. But that's like known thing about stat.
Dusty Slay
Even better, would you say I don't.
Joe Gatto
Want to get into it. Yeah, they listen.
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Aaron Weber
Sorry, I'm back. Yeah, you guys get started without me. Welcome, Joe. Thank you to have you, buddy. Thank you. I was in Vegas. I had. We had shows in Vegas. The shows were great. It was fun. We had some buddies from high school come, and so they were hanging out with us this weekend, and they. One guy. I had to sign something. Someone brought an Applebee's menu because I used to work at Applebee's and wanted me to sign it. And so then my. My buddy, he's like. He brings it backstage. So they gave it to him for me to come sign. And it. It was just weird making fun of him because he's like, yeah, yeah, I'll go talk to him. Like, it's like something where. Yeah, I feel like I was happy to sign it, but it was, you know, your buddy doesn't know.
Brian Bates
How do they make the connection to him?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, he just. They asked a guy on stage, because my buddies were just. When I got done with the show, they go kind of stand right there. And then some people come up to the stage and they're. Well, I mean, we just joking. Like, is my buddy Jeff? Like, he's. Jeff's like, yeah, I want to. He's right back here if you want to come on back.
Joe Gatto
Like, I know where he's staying.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, he goes, he's gonna be hanging out. Y'all want to meet him? Like, you want to hang out? Like, where you're like, it's going to start a whole thing. But I signed it. It was very cool that he did that. And then add my. I have a teleprompter on there that just got my set. It's got my bullet points of my set list. And because as we're building the new hour, I just don't want to forget little things. And so you just. I just got a kind of a guideline, so I can. If I feel like I want to get off topic on something, I can. And I'm able to get back where you don't just get lost. So then my prompter went out too, and it sounds intel. Bronzer is not the right word. It's a screen that just has the bullet points.
Joe Gatto
So you started listing the specials at Applebee's?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I got is that. So then I. It went off, and then I was like, you know, you gotta let people know on side stage, like, hey, can you get this teleprompter? And then. But this is my other buddy Jeremy. It was my buddy Mac, Jeremy, Tommy, and Jeff. And then my buddy Jeremy's just the one standing there. And I look at him, I go, hey, this prompter's off. He goes, they're on it. No show business experience? No. You know, he's just, like, sitting there. I'm just throwing the weight of the whole show on him, on my buddy.
Joe Gatto
Did he come up big for you? Did they reconnect it?
Aaron Weber
They. They got it reconnected.
Joe Gatto
He's a hero.
Dusty Slay
In between. While I was down, were you. Were you.
Aaron Weber
It wasn't down. Like.
Dusty Slay
Like a president bubbling around up there.
Aaron Weber
Were you able to be you? You kind of get lost for a second. Not because I. It's just like, oh, something's gone. So then once it goes, you then think, all right, well, now I got to make sure I remember where everything. Everything goes. And it's one. When you. You know, when you've been doing this hour for a long time, you know, for months and a year, like, right. You're like, all right, I can do it. I'll be all right.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
But when you're kind of in this phase of, like, I'm still moving some stuff around, and I got something, you know, I got this up top, and I wanted to start with this. And then it goes into this, and, you know, you just are afraid you can miss a whole section. You know, then an hour can become 30 minutes if you're like, oh, I forgot about. You know, there's times you go up, you're like, I forgot a whole chunk.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
That I wanted to get into. And so, I mean, it would have been all right. I'd have figured out. But it was you just for a moment there, you're like, yeah. And then, you know, he's kind of telling this story.
Joe Gatto
You know what I'm talking about?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Gatto
I had a similar situation where I, you know, I don't have a teleprompter. I had a note card, and I keep a towel on stage, right? So I had. I was. Was just starting this tour. It was not too long ago, and I had, like, wiped my face, and I threw the towel over the note card, and, like, I forgot, like. And then I was like, oh, did I forget to put the note card?
Aaron Weber
Oh, ye.
Joe Gatto
But it was just under the towel the whole time, but it kind of forced you to try to remember. And I think I like that because then when you dig in, like, you say stuff that you wouldn't have said anyway.
Aaron Weber
So you need to. It made me think, like, this weekend I'm going to go to Omaha. And I think I still, I think I'll have my notes up there. I mean, I need to do it in a way where I don't have to worry about the time. That's the only thing that makes you nervous is when you got to, for me is like, well, I need to do an hour. And because it's like, if I've run the risk of like, I, I could go up and do it and see what I do, but it's like, I don't know if that's going to be 35 minutes. And then I'm like, oh, well, you know, now what do you guys want to talk about? 25 minutes left.
Dusty Slay
What else?
Brian Bates
Yeah, I might have told this story before, but in college when I did, I would do broadcast journalism. And I very first time I ever did sports live on the air on my college station. Right when it's time for me to start, teleprompter goes out. And I was, it was my first time. I was too nervous to even know what to do. And I just faked it the whole way through. I just went off memory and made up some stuff and faked it, the whole thing.
Aaron Weber
Oh, really? About games?
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
You remember the scores of the games, like from that day?
Brian Bates
Like, do I remember it now?
Aaron Weber
No, but like Dan. Yeah, I mean, or like Vandy B. Kentucky 24 to 15. Ish.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I'm pretty sure this is how it turned out last I looked.
Brian Bates
If I can remember correctly.
Dusty Slay
I like that. That feels very in the moment. And you're like, I'm, I'm handling this.
Joe Gatto
I don't think I've ever scared. I don't think I've ever had a teleprompter situation that worked out. I, I could name like, I'm trying to think. I could name like three or four times where the teleprompter just went out. And it's like, it's like. And they just go with it. Just go with what? There's nothing to go with.
Aaron Weber
It's the, it's the relying on it that's the hard part because you're like, you could, you shouldn't, you shouldn't rely on it. I mean, a teleprompter is different when you're reading every single thing from it. You know, like, bullet points are essentially you're just referencing. But like a teleprompter, like, if you're doing award show and they have the teleprompter, but it's hard because you want to go. Yeah, you don't. I don't have time to go write a whole thing.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Like, you know, I did for the parrot for the Golden Globes. I wrote that, and I think I had that in the teleprompter. But I wrote it. But I did put it in the teleprompter, just because it was like, I'm not going to get a practice it. I'm not going to get to go say it somewhere else. I'll just write it how I'll say it, and then I can just go off.
Joe Gatto
So at least you wrote it already.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. You have them. Because you do have that fear of, like, if you blank. Yeah. You know, where you're just. And then you're. You're like, I'll. I'll be able to get. If I blank, I can get out of the joke.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
But I'll be disappointed that I didn't do the things I wanted to do. For sure. So, yeah, I. I typed all mine in at. For that, but. And then all the other act, the actors and stuff, I mean, they're not writing. You know, they're just getting up there. They get all. Yeah, for snl, I just have bullet points just with the set that I want.
Joe Gatto
They do cue cards there, too, though, right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah. You could have it written out.
Brian Bates
I don't have it, but cue cards for the sketches.
Aaron Weber
For the sketches. You're reading the lines for the sketches, but from the stand up is. There's just one card that I just put my bullet points. It's like doordash.
Joe Gatto
Right.
Aaron Weber
You know, whatever.
Joe Gatto
Right. Because if you're reading it too, it's. It's not. It's different. Like, your delivery is going to be always reading that.
Aaron Weber
I read it for the Christmas special. That one I typed out and ready, so. And it was like I. I was kind of. It is a little freeing to have it to be like, all right, because you're writing it. It's. It's. It's something that I'm creating. Yeah, but you're like, I. You know, again, it's a situation that you. You see that with tv, someone who's been on TV the most of anybody is you. You're like, you got to come up with all this stuff. But y'all would never have any plans.
Joe Gatto
No. Well, the presentation stuff we did.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
So when we had them. But that was. You're basically explaining your stuff out of it. The only times we had, like, there were a couple, like, punishments where we wrote the speech for each other.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
And you wanted to deliver it real.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Because once the room, you know, realizes something's up, it's over. So we would be reading. We had a couple where they were prompter and we would, like, try our best to stick to. We did one with. We did one with. Murr got punished. And he had. It was at the, like, Chamber of Commerce in New Jersey. And he was like, you know, announcing this, like, new key for the city or whatever to somebody. And he had to like go on script. But then we had like a bunch of cards that were written down. He didn't know what those said. And we said card. And you'd have to flip it and put it in there. But then sell it that it was part of it. And that was like one of my most fun. And Murray was really good at that. But he sold it so well because he was on script and we wrote a real thing. So it was really, really good.
Dusty Slay
I like that. That's fun.
Joe Gatto
There's just a touch of. Just a touch of the weird. And you just got the right amount of. Did he just like say that?
Aaron Weber
So.
Joe Gatto
But if you didn't sell what you're reading. But for the most part, we were just going.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
With what we had.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah. That's exhausting. It's exhausting to come up with. That's the hard part with creative, I think, is the little stuff that doesn't matter. That's the exhausting part. The, you know, like after this, we'll be here with Baba. You know, something like you're just. Because your brain's not there.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And you're, you know, bigger picture stuff is fun.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
But then the little stuff is just like the word.
Joe Gatto
The worst. For the promos, we had to do promo days.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
It's exhausting just to make all this. And everybody's coming up to you with their ideas and they're like. But then eventually they would just be like, so you guys just. You'll just talk about this and do it like in a funny way. And it was like. It was like one bullet point. It was like, this is supposed to be a 30 minute course commercial. Like, what are you talking about?
Aaron Weber
So that's exactly what I mean.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So that's what I mean. The exhaust is a promo thing.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, promo.
Aaron Weber
Where you want to go. I've had to do a lot of promo stuff. And then it's. When you go do it, you're like, just. Just write what you want me to say. Because they do. They go, no, you just come up with it. You're like, man, you know, mentally tough. It is. To come up with the thing that I'm promoting.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Like the actual show.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
To then just, you know, the little.
Dusty Slay
It just comes out all the time.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Just everything. Your mouth opens and comedy.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. That's a whole. That's a whole nother art form in itself. Advertising is a whole.
Joe Gatto
I think that it's the time. You have 30 seconds. Yeah. So we did a Mountain Dew commercial once for them, and I don't know if I'm allowed to say that on.
Aaron Weber
Here, but I doubt it. No, we were. We had. Mountain dude was a sponsor, so we did it.
Joe Gatto
We did a soda commercial.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. And you can say, okay, so we did commercial. You can say mellow yellow.
Joe Gatto
Who do you want?
Aaron Weber
I do. Okay.
Dusty Slay
Each time it's. Where's sort of an advertisement.
Aaron Weber
Big Red.
Joe Gatto
Yes. I'll run. I'll just run here. You just put in what you need. We did a Coca Cola version. We did a Sprite commercial. So we did this commercial and literally, like, it was. It was supposed to be 30 seconds. And it said. It literally said. I remember because we were laughing. It said, sal says something funny. Joe makes a face. Like. That was like. Like that was the whole thing. And it was like, so Joe strikes a po. A funny pose. Like, that's what it said. And I was like, oh, this is. You get paid to. They were paying, like, money to make this. And it was like, oh, just go. You know. So it was weird that they were paying the advertising company to tell me to use my body fund. It was like that. You didn't do anything.
Aaron Weber
You know, it's weird with commercial minds thing because we teased it. Right. It's announced. Isn't my commercial announced or. It's already out. Yeah, teased, but I can say. Yeah. So I have a Super bowl commercial with doordash. I think it just came out. The tease came out today, but it was. It is when you. When them doing. You're talking to the director with a commercial and all this stuff because they. You got to get all the stuff that they want said in there. But then it's like, they do want it a little more fun. And so I had Joey McCollo. He really was with Them with writing it because it was. You know, you get your little. You can have little jokes in and little stuff like that, but, I mean, you just have 30 seconds, and it's the most stuff that they want in there. And then you got to make it, like, fun, too. So it's. It's a unique. It is an art form. It's not an easy. In theory, they think, yeah, just go do whatever you want to go do. And you're like, yo, man, you got to give me.
Dusty Slay
Right.
Aaron Weber
Because what if you do. If I do that, you're not gonna. It's not gonna be what you want.
Joe Gatto
I have so much respect for commercial directors because they literally have a ticking clock. It's a shot clock. And they have to, like, make this thing and check all these boxes.
Aaron Weber
And you think one second. You think, well, it's just one little extra second. You go, well, that matters. That matters the most.
Joe Gatto
30 of the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
That's a big part of the commercial. That's crazy. Yeah, it was. I was excited. Door. I don't really. I wasn't really doing. I haven't done a commercial. I've been asked, but I haven't. And. But this one was like, DoorDash. Saw my SNL. Talk about DoorDash and. And being the Super Bowl. It was like a very fun. It was like, all right. Yeah, this is like a cool, kind of organic way that it happened.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So that's gotta be.
Joe Gatto
That's a really cool super bowl commercial.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, it's super fun, man. We did it in one day, 12 hours, and it got moved around a lot because the fires. We were supposed to shoot it one day, then they got moved the fires and blah, blah. Because it was all in California. But it came out great and super fun, and we. Yeah. The teaser just got put out, and I think people were to see the commercial before the Super Bowl. I. I wish they wouldn't do that. I know, but they, like, that's the way it's. Yeah, that's the way it is.
Joe Gatto
Gone. I know. I. You don't. I mean, you used to watch a Super bowl for the commercial, right? Yeah, that was a huge part of it. Like, you. I remember you wouldn't leave the TV the whole time, but now it's like, you go see top 10. I remember the first time I saw top 10 Super bowl commercials, like the. The game before the two days before, and I was like, what?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Spoiler alert.
Aaron Weber
Right? Like, it's the worst.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Why would they do that?
Aaron Weber
I don't know, it's. I guess they just figure, you know, I don't know. People are going to. Because you're seeing a lot of teasers right now, right? So you're seeing Matthew McConaughey. He's got a UberEats teaser. Like you're seeing Shane.
Dusty Slay
Kind of competing with you. Right. Uber Eats. Doordash.
Aaron Weber
I'm the doordash guy. Yeah. We go doordash.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And I use Doordash, which is, you know, helped because I naturally. I don't think. You think Matthew McConney's using new breeds.
Joe Gatto
No, no. You're a guy that.
Aaron Weber
But the boy right here is using.
Joe Gatto
Trying to stop me from using.
Aaron Weber
That's right. Yeah. Yeah. We're selling. Yeah. We're talking about the. The much money you save using Dash Pass is the commercial. I already got Dash Press. I already had it.
Joe Gatto
You're speaking from a place of truth.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the difference between me and Matthew McConaughey. Uber Eats. Go stand next to him.
Dusty Slay
See if he knows, like. What is this?
Aaron Weber
Yeah. I ordered two blizzards last night for myself on Doordash, which I'm starting today is my. I'm starting where we'll get into it. The diet. Because it's about diet. So it was over. So last night it was over. It's over now.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
But last night I got it. Got it in.
Joe Gatto
Nice.
Aaron Weber
You know, thanks to DoorDash.
Dusty Slay
Two Wizards for yourself.
Aaron Weber
I get one small and one medium. An Eminem medium one.
Joe Gatto
You don't want to commit to a large. You can't pick one. You gotta. I love it.
Aaron Weber
You can't get. Maybe I want to. I like to give myself Oreo.
Dusty Slay
Oreo is the way to go.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I would go Large Oreo.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Forget the M. M is my favorite.
Brian Bates
Eminem's my favorite.
Joe Gatto
Eminem's the only one that really put up a fight when it came to Oreo. To the mixture in a drink, like, you know, any shake or whatever.
Dusty Slay
I've never had an Ori. An Eminem.
Aaron Weber
It's unbelievable. Yeah. Sonic Blast or any of that stuff get. You go home on the way home now, tonight.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Get one. And it's. It's the best.
Brian Bates
Dusty just had a donut.
Dusty Slay
Half a donut.
Joe Gatto
I brought donuts.
Aaron Weber
Oh, you did?
Joe Gatto
I apologize. Yeah. But I don't like to come empty handed, so I brought it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I brought some donuts for everybody.
Aaron Weber
I like that. A half. Yeah. That's good. What kind of.
Joe Gatto
Because I'm doing. I'm doing my 75 week. I'm just kidding.
Aaron Weber
Here's just the opposite. Complete 75. Easy, easy.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
All right, let's start with some of you guys comments. Becky Brandt, as a fellow Idahoan. Idahoan. As a fellow Idahoan, I can verify that everything Ron said about Idaho is accurate. It was 25 degrees the other day, and I was pretty excited about how warm it was. They said Idaho gets down to minus 20.
Brian Bates
Well, I think he said minus 40.
Aaron Weber
Minus 40.
Joe Gatto
Minus 40.
Aaron Weber
40.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Extreme frozen potatoes all up in there. That's a lot.
Aaron Weber
That's a lot.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
People get so upset if you. If they live in a cold state when we talk about how that's extreme.
Joe Gatto
Oh, yeah.
Brian Bates
Like, people are like, you think that's cold?
Dusty Slay
Yeah. Minus 40 is very cold.
Joe Gatto
You can't come against that, though, right? Minus 40. That's. Yeah, that's a lot of minuses.
Brian Bates
Every time we mention it, someone's like, you think that's 100 minus 485 in outer space. You think that's cool? Yeah. Come up.
Joe Gatto
Mine is Kelvin here.
Brian Bates
Come up. In North Dakota.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Gatto
I don't. I. There's nothing worse than a cold wind hitting you in the face. Like, walking into the wind. Oh, it's the cold wind, you know, not like a breeze. Like.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. When I live in Chicago, it was tough.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because it was like, you just walk to the bus, and then, I mean, it just gets. Because wind just gets.
Joe Gatto
Yep.
Aaron Weber
Everywhere. And you're just like. Oh, yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. You got to layer up. You got to tuck in.
Joe Gatto
You can't protect your face very well, though. No matter. You got the ears and everything. But this is out there.
Dusty Slay
I think that's what the scarf is. Right. To keep it from going down and then.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. But then you're right. You wear glasses, so this is.
Joe Gatto
This is in trouble.
Aaron Weber
It's in big trouble.
Dusty Slay
I've had.
Joe Gatto
And I got a big situation.
Dusty Slay
I've had my mustache freeze, and I didn't even, like, know it was wet. You know what I mean?
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
There's like, icicles on it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Like, why is it wet?
Joe Gatto
But that's the worst.
Dusty Slay
It wasn't snot.
Joe Gatto
It was just moisture.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. That's the worst part about the city is. Yeah, true. You got.
Dusty Slay
Got some other stuff going on you can see.
Joe Gatto
But, like, the worst part about, like, the cities, like Chicago, New York City, you could be walking down the street and you're fine. Then you turn the corner. Boom, you get hit on the avenue. Like, you blow away.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's brutal. Yeah. New York is a lot of that. Where you're like, it's not that bad. And you turn. It could be a nice day even. Yeah. Where you could be. It feels like there could be 30 degree difference of just sun.
Joe Gatto
The sun's hitting the sidewalk.
Aaron Weber
Sad. You're like, what a day.
Joe Gatto
Ghostlands. I am legendary. That.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Nicholas Windcop win coup. You think that's a real last name?
Joe Gatto
No, it's alias.
Aaron Weber
Alas.
Joe Gatto
Probably on the run.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah. Idahoans are always like Nate's Nashville skits saying, tell your friend, Idaho stinks. You don't want to live here. So we can try to slow down the crazy growth and keep it all to ourselves. But seriously, Idaho is really terrible. Too many bears. You don't want to move here.
Dusty Slay
It's all already ruined. The corporations have found everything. They're going to move in, they're going to buy up land, they're building rental houses, they're building corporate restaurants to look like mom and pops. They're coming. They're going to ruin it. They're going to shut your small business down. They're going to ruin it all. I don't want to depress you.
Joe Gatto
Feeling a lot of optimism coming out of the dusty corner.
Brian Bates
We're having a good time.
Dusty Slay
The big money corporations know about it all now and it's only a matter of time before they ruin everything for us. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
There's gonna be nothing that's got any. Just personality.
Dusty Slay
No, it's going to be manufactured soul, you know, I'm just saying it's coming.
Joe Gatto
Okay.
Dusty Slay
I just want Nicholas Winop to know.
Joe Gatto
That this is when he rests his head on his pillow. Mr. Wi, I want you to know it's over.
Dusty Slay
Like, I feel this guy's pain, you know?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I feel like, you know, I moved to Nashville kind of when it was starting to happen, but I feel like I've seen it happen pretty hard to Nashville. Charleston had happened pretty hard for sure.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Opalika's still pretty safe. Like I was still gotta. We still gotta, you know, small town vibe going Opal. Like Alabama.
Joe Gatto
What was that? All right. You okay?
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
God bless you.
Dusty Slay
Everything's okay. Everything's okay.
Joe Gatto
Everything's fine.
Aaron Weber
Matt Nelson. While living in Rigby, Idaho, not far from Ryan Hamilton's town of Ashton, Philip Philo Farnsworth invented the television. Rigby, I hope, now calls itself the birthplace of television. Guy like that, you know why? Because, I mean, he was just. What does he have to do? That's how bored he was.
Dusty Slay
So cold.
Joe Gatto
I gotta do something.
Aaron Weber
He goes, I cannot read anymore.
Joe Gatto
I need to watch.
Aaron Weber
And so he invented the television. Yeah, it's not bad. It's pretty crazy.
Joe Gatto
Did you ever see that. That video about the. The first time it switched to color, it was making its rounds on, like, TikTok and stuff. It was so cool. Like, it was. They said. And now we're gonna. For the first time. Do you know, I forgot what year it was. It was a long time ago. And then the guy turns to a different camera and he's in color. It was like, so weird. I was like, I can't even imagine to see that. It's the last time I was in black and white. It was cool.
Aaron Weber
That again. That's how new television is. That was not like our parents were. Yeah, I mean, you were probably born Joe.
Joe Gatto
Probably close to it now.
Brian Bates
I'm older than Joe.
Aaron Weber
What year are you now? Are you?
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah.
Joe Gatto
Late 40s.
Brian Bates
You can still pick on me. No, early 50s.
Joe Gatto
Oh, you're early 50s? Yeah, I'm late 40s.
Aaron Weber
All right.
Joe Gatto
I look like early 60s.
Aaron Weber
Joe's vibe is that he remembers the day it turned to color.
Joe Gatto
Let me tell you something, kids, okay? And corporate America is going to move in there and get off my lawn.
Dusty Slay
Well, it's coming.
Brian Bates
I think it was like hdtv. You had to have the TV be able to experience it.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
It wasn't just like your TV at home all of a sudden. Unless you owned a TV that could do code.
Aaron Weber
Do it.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
So I. I don't know.
Joe Gatto
I remember we started in season one, we were filming in standard definition. And then season two, we went to high definition and we saw what we looked like in high definition. And I was like, whoa, we need to do something. I gotta brush my hair or something. What's going on? Like, we saw ourselves, or you could see like our outfits versus then when we started to try.
Dusty Slay
High def. Changed some stuff.
Joe Gatto
Definitely. For sure. For sure.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Well, I think. I bet plastic surgery went up with people on tv.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because it was. Yeah, you. Weirdly enough, it's like you could hide, get away.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I think it's. I almost think it's like too much, though, like, now that I'm watching it where you could. Because I think people do make movies still now where you're like, it doesn't. This movie doesn't need to be.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
The most. You know, you need 15k. Yeah. Yeah. A Marvel movie. Or if you're going to that one movie, you know, with James Cameron, whatever that Avatar Avatar. You're like, that can be fine. But like a comedy, you know, it's. It's. I don't want. I don't want to see.
Dusty Slay
I watch a lot of 70s movies, and it's like, that's. I think that's the golden age of movies. It's a great concepts or look, look, look. Content and look, too. It's like, yeah, it just looks good.
Aaron Weber
It's easier to watch. Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I was watching the. Some of the Golf yesterday, the @t Roy McElroy one, but it was like. I mean, they have the shots of him, and it looks like that filter. That's like the portfolio or something or whatever it is.
Dusty Slay
Oh, yeah. Portrait.
Aaron Weber
Portrait mode. Yeah, it looks like that. Yeah. And you're like. I mean, it's. It's like seeing someone's face that's lit perfectly and all this stuff, and you see every inch of their screen and everything. Like, everything.
Joe Gatto
And then they zoom out, and they're 400 yards from the guy. It's like, how are you even doing the Hubble Telescope? Like, it's insane.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. It's kind of a weird. You know? And you're like, I don't.
Dusty Slay
I bet you're right about plastic surgery, because people, like you said, they. They see themselves, and now they're like, whoa, I got to get this done.
Joe Gatto
I think news anchor is probably for big because every day, they just see themselves, you know, doing it.
Aaron Weber
I think that's the thing with television. Like, when you guys were on. You're on every day, all day. You're on right now.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. Yeah, I'm still on, and I haven't been on in four years. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
But it's. It's funny because you did it over. Like, I started. I was 34. I think I was.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Or 36 or whatever it was. And then, you know, for, like, nine years, you just watch. Everything happened yourself. I'm just like, you go and listen.
Aaron Weber
I always bring up when we. When y'all. When y'all came down to the Nashville Comedy Festival and we all hung out and, like. Because you guys were our kind of first, like, crazy fame friend, where we got to see, like, someone get, like, whereas, like, oh, dude, you can't, like, go out somewhere. You know, you had, like, Amy Schumer. You had people get famous. But. But it was like, you guys. We were all friends. Like, it was so being around you guys were our first. Like, we're like, whoa, dude. Like, y'all couldn't go there when we walked around, like, Nashville. It was like. I mean, it might as well with Tom Cruise could be walking around. It was. It's a zoo.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And remember that guy called. Remember?
Joe Gatto
Yeah, we were up on the rooftop.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, Yeah. I had a guy. I. I thought I was texting you or something, but I texted someone. No, it was for the UFC fighter. Yeah, we were going.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And I was texting someone and I texted the wrong number. And then the guy was like, is this the comedian Nate Bargetsi? And then, so Joe. And Joe's there, and he loves it. Joe's like, let's FaceTime. So then he FaceTimes. And so the guy's like, it's me. And then it's like, Joe, who's not expecting it to be. And then Joe was like, all right, delete this number. Never call it again.
Joe Gatto
He never called you again.
Aaron Weber
He's a good dude. He was a good.
Joe Gatto
I think he said. He said, can I take a screenshot of this? I said, if you do me a favor. I said, you be a manual word here and you're going to delete this number. Never ball the Nate again. He said, okay. And he took a screenshot and he's out of your life.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah, he got it. It was great. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
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Aaron Weber
Andrew Furf Furfy.
Joe Gatto
That's not real.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, These are all Idaho people. Idaho people. Their last names are different.
Joe Gatto
Yep. For sure. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
You can't have an F and a pH.
Brian Bates
Our topic last week, by the way, was Idaho. We're just not.
Joe Gatto
These guys really like Idaho.
Aaron Weber
Are this only ears in Idaho? Do you regret coming on?
Brian Bates
That's the opposite of impractical jokers.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Only on in Idaho. We're only on in Idaho. You trying to move some tickets in Idaho, bud? We got you.
Joe Gatto
I just played there. I missed out.
Aaron Weber
Oh, you missed out. You should have came here. This is. We're full Idaho.
Joe Gatto
Could you guys air this in November?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, we had Ryan Hamilton on and that's the. They were like the biggest star we've ever had in our lives.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
There you go. That's. That's our top dog, Andrew Fury. As an Idahoan in. I knew there was something I was going to be upset with. I did not expect that it would be missing one of the most interesting stories of skydiving beavers.
Brian Bates
So I looked this up. Apparently beavers were doing some serious damage. So they relocated 76 of them by putting them in a plane and parachuting them down to a different part of Idaho. 75 out of 76 survived.
Aaron Weber
Really?
Brian Bates
One got out of his cage in the air and fell to its death.
Joe Gatto
I'm sorry. They. They thought the best way to relocate beavers was to strap them to a parachute fly. They wanted to just drive them. That seems very extreme.
Brian Bates
It's.
Aaron Weber
And how do they get out of the box?
Brian Bates
I cannot find that.
Dusty Slay
I think that area is too hard to travel through.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Is what Ryan was talking about. Oh, and we talked about beavers.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I don't know how we miss skydiving beavers, but.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
It says 1948. So maybe they didn't have the technology, but they had the technology to do a time released airdrop. It seems like very easier to be like, get in a jeep, just drive.
Aaron Weber
I mean, that's like you're asking planes, which have not been around that long. Yeah, hey, we all take some beavers up and you're like, yo, we just got these new planes.
Joe Gatto
They're asking the right brothers.
Aaron Weber
He's like, we just invented planes. I don't know if we want to.
Brian Bates
Waste it on beaver.
Aaron Weber
He's like, but why don't you do the beaver thing? It doesn't. If the plane goes down, it doesn't matter.
Joe Gatto
Anything.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, it's like, it's, you know, best case scenario, these beavers are located somewhere else.
Joe Gatto
In my mind, I'm just picturing like, you know, like when they do those crop dust in planes, they're just dropping beavers the same way.
Aaron Weber
All these beavers, I could see this being. This is exactly what you think. Like, the second you build a plane, you're already. Just know you're within two months, someone's like, we drop my beavers out of it. And you're like, God, dude, I can't. This is why you can't have anything nice.
Dusty Slay
Can't have anything nice with people moving.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Like, yeah, you can't have anything nice because they hear, hey, you know they have airplanes.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Well, you take beavers up and I imagine they were not thrilled.
Joe Gatto
No. Look at the face of that beaver. It feels like he's like, hey, where's my log?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, you're in a whole different spot now. Yeah, man, that's crazy.
Brian Bates
Yeah, well, there's.
Aaron Weber
There's one coming down that's in like. But so then they got there to. To let him out of the box.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, that guy.
Aaron Weber
So why would they not just drive?
Joe Gatto
I think that guy, he might have parachuted out with them. And they just leave. They're like, tom, good luck getting out. You're just gonna go down with these beavers.
Aaron Weber
But for them to know that 75 survived.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And one did it. That means they had to let them out of the box. So it would be like, well, why didn't y'all just drive?
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Why did you make it that difficult to Be like, you gotta catch a bee.
Brian Bates
But I bet these guys parachuted down with them. And I bet Dusty's right. I bet with the terrain was too.
Aaron Weber
Then how do they get back out?
Brian Bates
Oh, that's a good question.
Joe Gatto
No, they're. They're gone.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
They didn't.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. Maybe this was just, you know, tourism.
Aaron Weber
Them.
Dusty Slay
They were like, let's get some skydiving beetles out here. Beavers.
Joe Gatto
Let's. No, there's no bad ideas, guys. What should we do to get people to Idaho? I got something. Go ahead, Tim. Skydiving.
Dusty Slay
Hear me out.
Joe Gatto
Beaver drop.
Aaron Weber
I love. Just no bad ideas.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
All right. What if we skydive them? They go exactly. Perfect. That's great. I wonder if the box opened when it hit the ground.
Joe Gatto
It feels like it's not. It's just a wooden box. I was thinking that, like, it was like a tech. Maybe like a technology thing, like a time release crate or something. But it looks just a straight. It looks like a foot locker from Davy Jones. It's like thing like a pirate box.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
It's weird.
Aaron Weber
You ever think the one that got out as he was falling goes, ah, I see what they're doing.
Joe Gatto
Oh, that's my bad.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. He's like, that's on me. Yeah, that's on me. He goes.
Brian Bates
They just see him passing to them as they.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, the guy stay in.
Aaron Weber
They put.
Dusty Slay
I heard this.
Joe Gatto
The same thing. They put squirrels in air in t shirt cannons. And they were just shooting. Let's get them out of there. They had a squirrel problem.
Aaron Weber
That's not, you know, it's not a bad idea. That's not fun.
Brian Bates
This says transporting beavers on land was arduous, prolonged, expensive, and resulted in high mortality.
Dusty Slay
Wow.
Brian Bates
I guess it took so long to get them there that they were dying.
Aaron Weber
Oh, on the beaver.
Joe Gatto
On the beaver.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Oh, Art, what's arduous mean?
Brian Bates
I don't know.
Aaron Weber
I keep that word to describe a beaver drop. Yeah. If it's a beaver drop, why don't you go, it's hard because everybody that's moving. A beaver doesn't use the word arduous.
Dusty Slay
But I think people are like, how hard? Arduous.
Joe Gatto
But I feel like there, you could say very hard. Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah. We don't need all the words. We're moving beavers here, bud. How about you? Yeah, let's talk. We're not in class.
Dusty Slay
And maybe that's part of it too. You're like, you got to church up your language a little bit because you're like, we're just moving beavers out here.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
We gotta seem smart.
Aaron Weber
You don't want to say what you're actually doing, right? Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Oh, they put them on horse or mule and send them over a mountain, but they would. Beavers would overheat in the sun and become stressed to the point of not eating.
Joe Gatto
So I guess they probably couldn't get a vehicle through the terrain, so they had to go over horseback.
Aaron Weber
Donkey out of the sky, but not stressful.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Talk to the number 76.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Well, I want to. I missed in the beginning, but why did they need to do this?
Brian Bates
They were doing damage.
Aaron Weber
Oh.
Dusty Slay
So they were like, let's get these beavers out of here. We don't really care what happens.
Brian Bates
Complaints about property damage from residents, so they relocated them to another part of that.
Joe Gatto
Seems like a you problem, though, if a beaver is coming in my backyard and biting my deck.
Aaron Weber
Right.
Joe Gatto
I'm not going to the. The office of the, you know, the chamber of commerce and being like, guys, you got to do something with this beaver.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. The mayor.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because what do we parachute them?
Joe Gatto
Seems cheap.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they. I mean, back then, too, you're like, why would you not just kill the beaver?
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I would think they would.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I'd imagine, you know, there's. You got to be, like. There's got to be a ton where. No one's counting beavers back then.
Joe Gatto
They got.
Aaron Weber
Now we're very aware of, like, you know, there's only one left. Right. Everybody. Everybody knows every beaver back then. Yeah. They don't care. Like, they don't.
Joe Gatto
That's a great point, because how is 76 the right number?
Aaron Weber
Yeah. 1948. They care about.
Dusty Slay
76 is a weird number.
Aaron Weber
Weird number.
Joe Gatto
Beaver. Like, we had to get rid of 76 beavers. Like, how. Why is the number 76?
Dusty Slay
Because 75 survived. And they're like, how many were there? And you're like, 76.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
They're like, yeah, 76 sounds right.
Brian Bates
75 would be two on the nose.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Brian Bates
So let's say we lost one.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Let's say we watched. Yeah. That is funny. May. They did.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. 500.
Joe Gatto
They rewrote the history of it. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
There's 2,000 beavers we just launched out of a plane.
Dusty Slay
Obviously, they tried tracking some on mules. And.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
This says beavers considered crucial to the health of Idaho's wetlands. So, you know, they wanted to not.
Joe Gatto
Just kill them, they wanted to move them.
Brian Bates
The program was massively successful. Estimated cost really Quick relocating a beaver was $8.
Aaron Weber
Wow.
Joe Gatto
But that's 1946 money. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Equivalent to $180 today. And the estimated value of a beaver's work over a lifespan was 300.
Joe Gatto
I mean, you're looking at a 120 swing. That doesn't seem like a lot.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, but it's 6,600 in today's money. Which. How's the 300? Jumped that much. But the $8 math seems a little off to me. 300 is equivalent to 6, 600 in today's money. But what does that even. You know, it sounds like now that money, you're like, oh, wow, well, then it is worth it. But it's not. If $6,600 means it was 300, how are you putting the price on. You're a beaver.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
The work of a beaver. Like, is that their hourly wage? Like, what is that?
Brian Bates
I don't know.
Joe Gatto
It's crazy.
Aaron Weber
I mean, it's. Yeah, it's funny. Eight bucks. So how much it'll cost to do it? Eight dollars. I could buy the box and the parachute.
Joe Gatto
You know, in the beginning of this, I wasn't really in Furfy's corner, but he's brought us down a really nice beaver hole here that we're talking through. I mean, it's a. It makes something here. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
We should do this more, apparently.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And for a name, Furfy really concerned about beavers and beaver pelts.
Aaron Weber
Yep.
Dusty Slay
Fury.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. I would think the Fury family, we might find out, is the family that came up with this idea.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
He's humble bragging.
Aaron Weber
He goes, you guys are so crazy. How do you mention the one thing that my family came out and did?
Joe Gatto
We were moving 180 of first out.
Aaron Weber
Jason Stob. I was wishing that you would have gotten to the greater Idaho movement so that Ryan Hamilton could have weighed in. This is a movement started by residents in eastern Oregon in which they are trying to get annexed to Idaho. It actually has real momentum with 13 Oregon counties having passed resolutions to look into it in Idaho's state government passed a measure that would allow them to enter talks to. With the inner talks with the state of Oregon on the subject. So does Oregon want to Zone of death?
Brian Bates
That's next.
Aaron Weber
Oh, so sorry. Yeah. Good night. It's like, that's what they're calling it. That's what they're trying to move because, hey, we take our zone of death, and you go, well, I don't know.
Joe Gatto
That's a flashier name.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. He goes, it doesn't Sound like it's a good deal. No, it's a good deal. It's the zone of death. It's a pretty cool. Pretty cool place.
Joe Gatto
No beavers.
Aaron Weber
You just don't. The name's not good. No, let's start with that. The name's not good, but hear me out. Hear me out.
Joe Gatto
It's a zone.
Dusty Slay
It's a zone.
Aaron Weber
It's a good, bad name. Yeah. There's no bad ideas.
Joe Gatto
Right, right, right. No bed zones.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. I guess he would be like, yeah. What do they. I would imagine Ryan's answer would be. I can tell you his answer would be, I. I don't care. Whatever they want to do. That's what his answer would be. Yeah. Yeah. But if they go. Yeah, I mean, if they want to go. Guess Oregon's got to put up a fight. Do they want to give up? I'd imagine if you're, like, governor of Oregon, do you want to go? That's when we lost those counties.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. It's probably not a good look.
Aaron Weber
It's probably not a good look.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
So the. These 13 counties in Oregon are. They're the zone of death. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. So these 13, they just like, we want to be part of Idaho. Yeah. Okay.
Aaron Weber
Instead of.
Dusty Slay
And Idaho's, like, into it Sounds like.
Aaron Weber
It sounds like. Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I mean, they're dancing with the idea.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Why would you not. If you're a state, you get more people.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. All that kind of stuff. And then you took away from.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Without force.
Joe Gatto
Without force. This is a piece.
Dusty Slay
I'm guessing Nicholas Winkoop is not a big fan of this idea.
Joe Gatto
I did More room.
Aaron Weber
Move around.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. That's for sure. I speak. I can speak from a little bit of. A little bit of experience here. I was, as we spoke earlier, I'm from Staten island, and when I was, like, in eighth grade, or, maybe, you know, seventh or eighth grade, they were doing a thing to succeed secede from New York City because it's one of the boroughs. And they were like, we're paying all these taxes. Blah, blah, blah. We shouldn't. And it was, like, the hottest movement for, like, until it went to vote. Like, everybody's like, we're gonna do.
Aaron Weber
We're gonna do it.
Joe Gatto
Then when everyone's like, no, we're staying apart in New York City. And I remember, like, everybody there was all the talks, but I was young. Like, you don't, you know, eighth grade, seventh grade. You don't really pay attention to that stuff. And I remember it was, like, a big Thing where, like, my parents were, like, fighting with people about stuff, and I was like, about, we need to be part of New York City. So I say stay where you belong. Stay where you started. You know, you don't want to, you know, one ditch.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. It's turncoat.
Aaron Weber
Is it? Because they would be like, you want the benefits from New York City? Because New York. Because then you're like, all right, well, cleaning the streets is now on you.
Joe Gatto
On you and all that stuff. Yeah. It wanted to become its own city, which is. And it wasn't like, it's not big enough. You know, there's a lot of stuff behind it, but I think that's a big thing because, like, you're used to so much stuff that you don't even realize it trickled down. Right. Like, besides, like, you know, property tax or whatever it is. But then it's like the city, you know, the state funding and all that money, that's. You're going to a totally different potential up.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
It's gonna be. It's gonna be big ramifications of that stuff. So you gotta be careful. And maybe it is his own to death situation.
Dusty Slay
I support it. I say. I say just form your own state.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Why join Idaho?
Joe Gatto
Exactly.
Dusty Slay
Why not make your own 13 county state. Let's grab the flag up. I want a lot of stuff.
Aaron Weber
Now you're getting a little more attention.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
Then you're, you know, I think if you go from the one to one, they might be like, it's not that big of a deal, but if you go draw the line. I'm trying to start my own state. Yeah. Then it's. Now it's a whole thing. REGAN CHORDS REAGAN CHORDS Cordes Cordis I was so hoping that you were going to discuss the zone of death, especially since Ryan lives so close to it. The zone of death is an area in the country with the theoretical loophole that would allow someone to get away with murder.
Brian Bates
So I looked this up. It's a little hard to understand, but basically there's a part of Idaho that's so, I guess, remote, that if you were to commit a murder, per se, the Constitution says you get a jury of peers to do your trial. There's no one who lives there, so they couldn't form a jury, so therefore you couldn't be prosecuted. That's the simple version.
Dusty Slay
Tough to get somebody to go out there with you, though, huh? I know we've had some problems, but take a trip with you.
Aaron Weber
Where are we going again? The name sounds worse Than it is. Don't read into it too much. The zone of death.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. I want to bring us back together. Let's put a death to this animosity.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I'm gonna call it the zone of death.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I'm just spitballing here. Yeah. I'm gonna call.
Aaron Weber
Has it ever happened?
Brian Bates
No.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Disappointed.
Joe Gatto
Do you want me to drive? No, I'll drive. I'll drive.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, Take my car.
Joe Gatto
It's like my car. Yeah, I got you, buddy. I don't want you to have to waste your gas.
Brian Bates
Basically, a guy just was researching, figured this out and I think wrote a book about it and so it's got some attention, but it's never happened.
Aaron Weber
I. I have a feeling they would figure a way to put you in jail. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Maybe a federal. Go ahead and bring federal.
Joe Gatto
That's a. That's. That's a pretty big loophole though. That's like a. That's. That's the biggest of loopholes. Right. Like you could kill somebody and be. All right. That seems like really weird.
Aaron Weber
Weird.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
How does the guy that. The guy that discovers. That's not right, though, Right? Like, what's he thinking? Like, he really doesn't like something. He's like, where am I gonna pull this off?
Aaron Weber
He's just. His wife's behind him and he's like.
Joe Gatto
Hey, ever been to Wyoming?
Brian Bates
Discovered by Michigan state law professor.
Joe Gatto
Oh, okay. So it's part of his business. Okay. That'll give him. But it seems very shady.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's interesting.
Dusty Slay
If you found yourself there with someone, it would be tempting. Right?
Aaron Weber
You're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, people probably go hiking.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
In the zone of death and go. We're in the zone of death.
Brian Bates
So be.
Joe Gatto
Watch yourself.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Check yourself.
Aaron Weber
Tim Ryan. Yeah. Ryan is new. Yeah. Everybody's on their best behavior.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You'll never get away with this. Well, let me show you this Wikipedia page.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. I mean that. What would you do if you. I wonder if it would be just. Yeah. I don't know. It depends on how like obvious. Probably. Probably would be the murder. What kind of murder was it?
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
You know, is it someone where people can get behind it? Like a self defense murder?
Joe Gatto
That's not the right way to frame that. Get behind this.
Aaron Weber
If it's like a self defense murder.
Joe Gatto
Though, people are pro that.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, People pro that. Yeah, that's true. And then, so then you're, you know, then they go, I think a self.
Dusty Slay
Defense murder you could get out of anywhere.
Joe Gatto
You don't need to be in the zone of death.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, but it helps.
Joe Gatto
It doesn't hurt your case. Yeah, sure.
Aaron Weber
Annie Halcomb. Nate, asking why come about gravity has to. Has got to be my favorite moment of this podcast. Thanks for the laughs. We've had a little discussion on gravity the past couple episodes.
Joe Gatto
Got an Idaho and gravity.
Aaron Weber
Idaho and gravity.
Joe Gatto
Take it deep on something you don't. What. What are you pro or anti?
Aaron Weber
What is now? We were just asking. Just asking questions because we're not bothering anybody. We're just asking, is it real or not real?
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
You know, nothing. How does it seep in? How does it not seep in? You know, if you put something I.
Dusty Slay
Want to know about, has it stopped?
Aaron Weber
Like, if you're in a metal ball and you. The third straight week, if you hear. If you're in a metal ball and you go and you sink in the ocean, you would stay on the bottom of the metal ball. You don't float. But that metal ball goes to space. You float. So how is, What's. How's stuff getting in there?
Dusty Slay
Great question.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
A great question.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Gravity is about the magnetism to the earth. So it's, It's a dusty move there.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dusty Slay
Well, you're like, hey, I'm just asking questions here. I don't claim to have all the answers.
Aaron Weber
Like, I'm not.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I have no degree in this.
Aaron Weber
I have no degree, no skin in the game.
Dusty Slay
It's a perfect move.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Hey, hey.
Joe Gatto
Totally.
Aaron Weber
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because I feel like you're. You're suggesting something.
Joe Gatto
We're on the same page. I'm just, I'm talking in hypothetical.
Aaron Weber
Hypothetical. I'm a fun guy. That's just talking.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Let's have a conversation. You're saying the mag. Yes. The magnets. That's why two magnets can't. You can't push them together.
Joe Gatto
What I'm saying, that's not gravity. That's magnets.
Brian Bates
I don't know if that's the right.
Aaron Weber
Word, but sorry, because. Joe.
Dusty Slay
Whoa.
Joe Gatto
Oh, coming in hot.
Aaron Weber
Whoa. Whoa. I'm just, I'm just asking questions, Joe. Just ask questions, buddy. All right.
Dusty Slay
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Aaron Weber
Steve Pointer. Dusty. That was us in the car on I65.
Dusty Slay
All right. I knew I'd find him.
Aaron Weber
My 14 year old Shiloh was in the back seat. What did I say?
Brian Bates
We need to skip the sun.
Aaron Weber
My 14 year old Shiloh, like a.
Dusty Slay
It's like a title.
Aaron Weber
He's got a kid like a shylock. It is his 14 year old Shiloh son, Shiloh is in the back seat with the sign. I thought he was crazy when he said it was you and then I remembered what you drive and saw the Tennessee tag.
Dusty Slay
All right.
Aaron Weber
Then I looked up where you were the night before and it tracked. So we thought we'd take a shot with the sign. You made his day. That's awesome.
Dusty Slay
All right.
Aaron Weber
I found them and just drive. Next. They just drove up next to him and it's like, that's the interstate.
Joe Gatto
That's so cool.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Saying hey to Shiloh. It was fun.
Joe Gatto
Waving to Shiloh. That's so fun.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You've had. You've had. You get recognized. You have a very distinct look. So you gotta.
Dusty Slay
It's my first time, I think getting wrecked. Not the first time actually, but getting recognized by a stranger on the interstate.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. While moving.
Dusty Slay
Yes.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Have you got. Do you get recognized like. Like in the car?
Joe Gatto
Can't even. I can't even believe it how people put together. It's me. Because I'm. I'm look, I'm pretty normal looking. Like there's nothing, you know?
Brian Bates
I don't know.
Aaron Weber
Joe.
Joe Gatto
Hey. Hey, guys.
Aaron Weber
I don't know.
Joe Gatto
I don't. You know. But like, I. I've had people. I'd be driving. Same deal. Like, I'm driving and people stop. But I'll have people at. I had one person get in an accident once. They were like, trying to talk, like, take a picture of selfie with me.
Aaron Weber
And they just.
Joe Gatto
Somebody was stopped and they just. We would drive. We just kept going. And they just like, put right on the show. Oh, bye. Like, well, bad, you know, But I. People recognize me on. On the one. Like, how do you even realize it? Sometimes it's. It's not in the car is like the craziest one, because who's looking? I don't find myself looking in a car to see who's driving. Right. You don't. I don't normally do that.
Aaron Weber
You know, if they're just so. It's. It's got. It's a perfect situation where the person is on their mind, just started their watch. That's where you guys will. Because you just been. You're on TV all the time.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So I'd imagine. I mean, you can't. Everywhere you go is like, you know, what do you think you do? You just ask. You just. When you go, you just kind of like, assume. All right, I assume everybody knows me. And then you operate with that.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I operate with that. Yeah, you walk. And if they don't know you, you don't know you. I don't operate with, like, do you know who I am?
Aaron Weber
Like, hello.
Brian Bates
That's how I operate.
Joe Gatto
I. I like to. I mess with, you know, Steve Burns, a good friend of mine. And we. When we go on the road together and, you know, do our stuff. He just hates walking in a place with me. Because I'll walk in the front door and I'll be like, I'm here, like, three people. Like, oh, my God, Joe. But the other two people that don't recognize you're like, who is this guy? That's my favorite part. So we've done it a couple times, and no one's recognized me, but I just keep it up and I'm like, huh. Which is really fun for me.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, that's very fun. Yeah.
Joe Gatto
But, yeah, I think for the most part, it just becomes part of it, you know? It's only hard when I want my kids. Yeah, because you're in dad mode, you know, and you kind of just like, be doing that. So sometimes that gets a little weird. But for the most part, it's just.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, is what it is. You've. I always thought you handled it very well.
Joe Gatto
Thank you.
Aaron Weber
You always, you, like, you had control. You were someone to watch, to learn if someone's ever gonna be in that situation to watch you. Because you were, you handled it. You just were in control of it.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Where if you let it control you, then it's, it's not good.
Joe Gatto
It becomes a thing.
Aaron Weber
You become. Sal. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. Sal.
Joe Gatto
You know what's, you know what's funny is, like, we'll always be able to tell because we're on hidden camera so long, we, you know, you always feel, you know. And I could always tell when someone is, like, videoing me.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, I always can.
Joe Gatto
Like, they're never as smooth as they think they are. Whatever. But so then we have some fun with that sometimes where I'll just, like, start, like, yelling and making, like, a scene or something. I'll flip a plate and be like, you don't even know.
Aaron Weber
And then, like, they think they're getting.
Joe Gatto
A moment, and I'll turn around like, what's up? And they're like, oh, you can't be.
Aaron Weber
Like, yeah, that's funny. Funny. That's funny. Kathy Federer Carpinello. Kathy Federer Carpinello.
Dusty Slay
Wow.
Aaron Weber
Cannot wait to hear what Dusty has to say about Ms. Carter winning best Country Album at the Grammys. I'm ready for his rant. Bring it on. Because I'm with you, Dusty.
Dusty Slay
I don't know no rant. I, I, I don't care about the Grammys. I'm happy that Post Malone didn't win the Best Grammy for Country Album, but I didn't listen to the Beyonce album. I don't know. My problem with Post Malone all along was that everybody was Taking pictures. Every country singer that I had ever liked in my life were. Were, like, doing songs with Post Malone. That's what was driving me crazy. I don't see Beyonce as a country musician, I'll say that.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And she has, like, 34 Grammys now. She's the most Grammy awarded.
Joe Gatto
She's a gram. The grammiest.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
So.
Aaron Weber
But this was her first one for an album.
Dusty Slay
Okay.
Aaron Weber
I think it's her only one for an album.
Joe Gatto
Oh, I didn't know that. Wow.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, because I think that was part of the, Like, Jay Z said something about that about her a few Grammys ago or something. She's got the most Grammys, but she's never won an album.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. And there were no country musicians that I really care about that were up for a Grammy, so it doesn't make any difference to me.
Brian Bates
Sorry, Kathy.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah.
Dusty Slay
No, I mean, I do hate to.
Aaron Weber
Disappoint you, but I knew once Taylor Swift came out to give the award, I was like, beyonce's going to win.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
That's how it was. It was that obvious.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
To be like, why are y'all bringing Taylor? You know, Taylor Swift came out to present. Like, she doesn't even. Yeah. Go to that stuff. I don't. She doesn't have to be there.
Joe Gatto
Well, the Grammy stuff, she. The Grammy. She's known to be an active participant in the audience. She's known for getting up, dancing, singing along with people. They always cut to her, like, to do that stuff.
Aaron Weber
Usually she's winning everything. I mean, she's either winning.
Joe Gatto
She. I don't.
Aaron Weber
I don't remember presenting.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, she was.
Aaron Weber
She just came out to present.
Joe Gatto
No, she was nominated. Nominated for Best Album.
Aaron Weber
Oh, she was.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, she was.
Brian Bates
I watched the last 15 minutes of it, and, yeah, she didn't win anything. But it's hard, the Grammys, because you have to act like you're happy for the fellow and you have to get. Dance to their song and sing along, and it's got to be exhausting just to.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah. Lose.
Dusty Slay
And I've also almost made a full transition to only classical music. Now. That's what I'm into now, and it is changing my life.
Joe Gatto
Really.
Aaron Weber
Really.
Dusty Slay
It's so great. I just ride around the car listening.
Joe Gatto
My dad used to listen to me. Should make me. Used to make me listen to classical music in the car. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
In Staten Island.
Joe Gatto
In Staten Island. Yeah. I know. Breaking the mold out there. Rocking out some Mozart.
Aaron Weber
And look over, see you and your dad. They're like. Yeah, they Go. That's why we don't be a part of New York City. Because of stuff like that. Yeah. Because once we get that stuff wouldn't be here if we weren't a part of New York City. Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Go back to Manhattan, take that classical music to man.
Aaron Weber
So you just. No words.
Dusty Slay
Yes. Just relaxing. It feels good, but also, you know, not so. I mean, sometimes it gets pretty fired up. Yeah. So it's not, it's not so relaxing all the time, but it could be stressful. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I mean, if you look back to, you know, the old school, Looney Tunes, cartoons.
Aaron Weber
Right.
Joe Gatto
They use that on that classical music. And when the chase scenes came, you're like, oh, it's just classical music going.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
A little jazz in there, too. Old school. I'm into it.
Aaron Weber
I, I, I, I get it. I've listened to it. Like when I'm writing or if I have to write something, like just have headphones, some noise on or something.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I can sometimes put real, actual music on and it. And I. Because I can zone it because I like, I was like, trying to try to make myself zone out. Like, I always enjoy when I go. I like to be listening to something and then think like, like, let me see how into what I'm writing I can get to that. I forget I'm listening something because then you come out of it and go like, oh. And you're like, all right, that was good. Then I was able to do that.
Joe Gatto
It's a marker.
Aaron Weber
Like a metal marker. Yeah, yeah. So you. Then you just can try it. But I've done it with, yeah. Classical music or something. Just where you're like, I don't really want to be distracted by any kind of words, but you need some kind of noise going on. I listen to the. I'll do the calm app a lot. Yeah. And just like, kind of have, like, like, you know, a jungle.
Dusty Slay
Oh, yeah.
Joe Gatto
My kids listen to the rainforest sounds when they go to bed at night.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
That thing. I, I never really got into listening to anything. Some people need a TV on when they're sleeping and stuff. I don't.
Aaron Weber
I, we have a sound machine.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
My wife doesn't need anything. And, and then when she's on the road with me because I listen to, like, the jungle sounds, she'll listen. I kind of listen to where I'm at too. If I'm like, in the.
Joe Gatto
Wisconsin.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, if you're in Wisconsin, maybe I hear a little flowing to me. A flowing wheat field.
Dusty Slay
Little, A little. Little moo from a Cow.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
So it's basically.
Dusty Slay
And you'll shear out.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
What's. What's your music genre, though? What do you listen to? Like, for music. Do you listen?
Aaron Weber
Yeah. I mean, just what it. Everything.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I don't really care.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Music is just. I'm, you know, know I'm not a good music person.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So I don't listen to words. I don't know what they're saying. I don't listen to the story. See?
Joe Gatto
More sounds. You like sounds?
Aaron Weber
Just the sounds. Yeah, Maybe. I like classical music.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. It might be up your alley.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I have a. I have a Spotify playlist for classical and for jazz. Now, it's hard with classical because they're not naming songs. It's not like Mozart, you know, day at the beach. It's Mozart Sonata 1 in D minor. And it's like. Like.
Joe Gatto
Ah.
Dusty Slay
That's tough to remember.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You gotta go with playlists, though. They curate the playlist for you. Like, if you go on the spot, do the playlist, it's like, what kind of mood you in for? You have to go by mood.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah.
Joe Gatto
And then you'll be all right. I'll be like, you know, jazzy.
Dusty Slay
I like cello. Cello is what I'm into the most.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
It's sad.
Aaron Weber
There's like an AI DJ on Spotify. You can do dj and it's like a DJ that just goes off what you play.
Joe Gatto
Mixes, though. What makes, like.
Aaron Weber
No, it doesn't do mixes, but it. It will. Or maybe there's. I haven't seen that. But it will be like, as one song's fading out, the other one will fade in, but it won't be like a mashup. A mashup like. Like where it's a dj. Like that. But be. You know, I should get into that.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because I'd be curious to see if he does, though, classical in for you, because it's like a. You know, it's like a DJ sounding robot that's, like, dusty. And he goes, today we're gonna listen to. Yeah.
Joe Gatto
In the air Horn.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Mozart, F minor.
Brian Bates
Just got a text from Aaron.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah.
Brian Bates
He said, how the. We didn't even mention Aaron is doing the Tonight show tonight.
Aaron Weber
Yes.
Brian Bates
He's with Jimmy Valley.
Joe Gatto
Oh, amazing.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. He would probably just tape.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Brian Bates
He said, how'd the pod go today? And I said, still going. How'd the Tonight show go? He said, fun and set. Felt good. I'm sure I'll hate how it comes out.
Dusty Slay
Okay.
Aaron Weber
All right. There's a good chance he didn't want you to read that whole text.
Joe Gatto
Pretty sure of it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
I told it was going.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, you go. You're like Will Ferrell that you can only read everything. You're like, well, when I'm on.
Brian Bates
I'm on anchorman. Another teleprompter situation.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. No. He said to me, you never feel good about your sets. Are you always gonna hate it when you watch it? It's tough to watch. You kind of just sometimes don't watch.
Dusty Slay
It because you have a hard time watching overnight.
Aaron Weber
But it's special.
Brian Bates
Is doing great.
Aaron Weber
Special doing great. Yeah, it's awesome. He's in it right now.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
He's in the thick of it. Tonight's show. All right.
Laura Bargetzi
I'm hopping in here again.
Aaron Weber
I love it.
Dusty Slay
I love it.
Laura Bargetzi
How is everyone doing with the resolutions or goals this year?
Dusty Slay
Great.
Laura Bargetzi
Great.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Laura Bargetzi
All right. If you ask me, I'm doing great, too. Like Brian, who loves it. I am doing AG1. I use it. It's an easy habit.
Dusty Slay
So easy.
Laura Bargetzi
It's so fun. It's just.
Dusty Slay
Just.
Laura Bargetzi
It's a daily. The benefits that we notice. That's why I love it. That's why we partner with AG1. Valentine's Day is around the corner. Long time partner with AG1 and Valentine's Day is around the corner. What'd you get Hannah?
Dusty Slay
Oh, I got her just so much ag1.
Laura Bargetzi
Ag1. That's what. That's.
Dusty Slay
We gotta keep it going.
Laura Bargetzi
The best gift ever. How about committing to your health with your partner or significant other? Research has shown that having a partner can significantly. Significantly. You can tell I'm Nate's sister. Increase the likelihood of habit formation. Us here at Nateland obviously love a good competition. Nate's trying to do that. Eric with the donut. The opposite of health. And eat these donuts, but not with this. You can have some fun, healthy competition with your significant other this year and see who can remember to take their AG1 most consistently.
Dusty Slay
It's a good challenge.
Laura Bargetzi
It is. It's a fun. It's. It's fun and it's not unhealthy.
Dusty Slay
Better than a donut challenge.
Laura Bargetzi
It's better than a donut.
Dusty Slay
A donut challenge will kill you.
Laura Bargetzi
It'll kill you. So here we go. So it's never too late to create a new healthy habit for 20, 25. So try AG1 for yourself. It's something we have actually been able to stay consistent with, and that's why I've been partnering with AG1 for so long. AG1 is offering new subscribers a free77.6 gift. When you sign up, you're. You will get a welcome kit, a bottle of D3K2, and five free travel packs in your first box, which is so great for all the travelers here. So make sure you check out drink ag1.comnate to get this offer. That's ag1. Drink ag1.comnate to start your new year on a healthier note.
Dusty Slay
And that's a $76 gift. I don't know if you said dollar. I think you just said 76 gift, and I was confused what that was.
Laura Bargetzi
Yeah, well, it's not 75. It's 70.
Dusty Slay
$76.
Laura Bargetzi
Yes.
Dusty Slay
You know, you're not going to get the dollar, but you'll get that in.
Laura Bargetzi
And you'll get that in there.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. A 76 gift.
Laura Bargetzi
Love it.
Aaron Weber
Ellie. Fordham. Fordham, Nate, I'm going to start 75 hard with you on Monday. It's always easier when we know we're not alone in these challenges. All right, Eli. I said li. Ellie. Eli.
Joe Gatto
Eli.
Aaron Weber
I bet either one. I'll take both of you. Although. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I started 75 hard today.
Joe Gatto
What is it?
Aaron Weber
It's. You're supposed to work out twice a day.
Joe Gatto
Yep.
Brian Bates
I'm sorry. This. You want to read one more and then get into it?
Aaron Weber
Okay.
Brian Bates
Today's topic.
Aaron Weber
Trey. Trying. Would we ever see a potential Nateland and Friends cruise shows all day and night from our favorite comics. You will.
Brian Bates
Ahoy, folks.
Aaron Weber
Ahoy. This is. Welcome to the Nateland at sea. Yes, we. So it would have just been announced yesterday, but we. We are having a Nateland seat. My only cruise I've been to is. Is theirs.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Joker's crew.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. They're fun. They're fun. I can't. I can't recommend them enough. It's such a great time.
Aaron Weber
It really was. We had a lot of fun. Yeah. When we did it, and it was like you're just there with your buddies and droves and soda and, you know, everybody. It's like. It was. It was. It was very fun. That's when Bobby Kelly lost his phone, which is still my favorite. Bobby goes, we're in the ocean. Like, you know, we go to that beach or whatever.
Joe Gatto
The one day at the beach thing. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And so we're all. We're in the ocean. And Bobby, he. He loves all technologies. He got a new phone and he goes, it's waterproof. And I was like. He goes, I mean, you can put it in water and does. Because he had it with. We're like all the way out in the ocean. And he's like. I was like, but I don't think you can put it all the way out. I was like, it's not gonna be waterproof. Like. Like you can just drop it in the ocean. He goes, no, dude. Nah, dude, that's it is. I got. Then drop it, then drop it. And he just dropped it like five feet down. Brand new phone in the ocean comes up and then he's like, dude, it works. And then it just stops working.
Dusty Slay
Oh, no.
Aaron Weber
And his phone was broke the rest of the trip. Oh, yeah. And it was. It's my favorite Bobby Kelly moment. Oh. He goes, dude, it's waterproof.
Joe Gatto
With confidence.
Aaron Weber
With confidence. I was like, I don't think you can just put it in the. I think it's barely water, you know, it's like, yeah, it's wet proof.
Joe Gatto
It's wet proof.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And he just. He goes, what we talked. He go, just drop it. Then Bobby, Bobby, just drop. He just drops. You see his phone sink and just land in the bottom of the ocean. And then he goes up and gets it and he's like, look, it's still working. And I mean, within three minutes, it's like, my phone doesn't work any. It's so funny. So, yes, February 5th through the 9th, 2026, is when the Nat Land Cruise will be. It's Tampa to Costa Maya, Mexico. And then we leave you in Mexico and we move about. We go back to America and you start a new life in Mexico. That's the general plan.
Brian Bates
How do you leave from Tampa?
Aaron Weber
Huh?
Brian Bates
Thought Tampa was in the center of Florida.
Aaron Weber
No, on the beach.
Joe Gatto
It's on the West Coast.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Oh, Tampa Bay.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
It's only landlocked bay.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Bates, his name's on the poster. But he not. Might not make it because he's going to be at the wrong Tampa. That's what we should have an over under. If you even make it, you'll be in Orlando. No, not alive. If you make it on the boat, do you miss a flight? Because when a boat goes. Boat goes. Is it. Are we going to see you running? Is the whole cruise going to watch you try to run?
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
What are you basing that on?
Aaron Weber
Just in general. You. You've missed flights. You get the wrong time or something. But you get like, you know, the flight to Tampa Bay. If you're late at all, you can get lost with time. Yeah. When we get off in Costa Maya and you got to be back on by 6pm but you could get lost and then go, oh, I didn't realize we were leaving today. Right. And then you see the boat go.
Brian Bates
Yeah, I'll have my wife with me to keep up with that.
Aaron Weber
Okay.
Dusty Slay
I don't look good in these hats, by the way.
Aaron Weber
Good luck, you guys.
Joe Gatto
For sure. It matches very nice with the shirts.
Dusty Slay
They picked as well.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I didn't see. I don't see my name. I didn't. I didn't see my name.
Aaron Weber
Surprise.
Joe Gatto
Just. I didn't see where my name was there.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, it's coming. It's coming, it's coming.
Brian Bates
I don't like Dusty's being above mine.
Dusty Slay
Together.
Aaron Weber
You're together.
Brian Bates
Your font's bigger.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. So it's. Yeah, we're going to be doing. So I'll be doing stand up. We will do a live Nateland podcast. Live the Consumers Podcast and Don't make me come back There. Podcast stand up from, you know, all the Nateland kind of guys. John, Chris, Dusty, Derek Strube, Aaron Weber Bates, Greg Warren, Dustin Nickerson, Graham K, Joel McCall, Nigel, Vicky does Chaffing Lock Comparison Nick Thune Vecchion, beater Zimmerman, Sean O'Brien and Tim Convey, who are on the Consumers and Magic by my death. And then we will have live music also. So we're gonna. We're still putting some of it together, but it will be. I think it's gonna be very fun. I mean, I really enjoyed when I was at Yalls and it's like a cool experience.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I. It's. It's like you're on vacation together. It's so cool.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah. Yeah, it's. It's, it's. It's. It's going to be a fun, fun little outing. And. Yeah, it'll be during the Super Bowl. Oh. Oh, yeah. How's that?
Joe Gatto
The cool. The coolest thing about it for people that went, which I always liked, was like, you. You don't really go. When you go on cruises, like regular cruises, you know, you don't necessarily have something in common with everybody on the boat.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
So, like, you're coming into this and it's like you're on a vacation with a bunch of friends you haven't made yet. And that was always the vibe of the ship. So that's what people are going to get out of this. So I would highly recommend February 5th through 9th to come see us all.
Aaron Weber
No, but that's my duo, Joe. A cruise for him, bringing me on his cruise.
Joe Gatto
Come on. Come on.
Aaron Weber
That is very true. If. Well, Joe, you can buy tickets at.
Joe Gatto
Where do I get tickets?
Aaron Weber
You got a promo code for me at least?
Joe Gatto
Come on.
Aaron Weber
Dot com. No, it's. We. Yeah. That's a great way to put it.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because you do you. Everybody on there has something in common.
Joe Gatto
It's a shortcut. Like, to me, it's like.
Aaron Weber
Yes. And so you're going to get talked to everybody. It is during the super bowl. So that. What is fun is the last. The. On that Sunday is we're going to get all. Watch the super bowl together. Awesome. Yeah. So I think that'll be pretty cool. They can't show the halftime. How crazy is that? Some reason. Yep. Because we're out at sea. So we got it. We're going to make our own halftime show.
Joe Gatto
Oh, that's fun.
Dusty Slay
All right.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, so that'll be fun.
Brian Bates
Maybe you and Dusty can finally have your swim race.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Ooh.
Brian Bates
It's got a year to train.
Dusty Slay
I don't know that it was me and you. I guess it is me.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And, you know, the.
Aaron Weber
The halftime.
Dusty Slay
And you're about to do this, you know, training 75 thing or whatever, so I got to step up my game.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Well, we have a year. Yeah.
Brian Bates
Starting now.
Joe Gatto
Starting right now.
Aaron Weber
We could at halftime we go do our.
Brian Bates
Your swim race.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, we do our swim race.
Brian Bates
Figure out one lane or something.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah. With like Bates kits in there. Yeah.
Brian Bates
Then I wouldn't make it back.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Bates
They have to stop the race because.
Aaron Weber
They have a pool right in the middle of a cruise.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So you just go there and back.
Joe Gatto
It's not a very big pool, though. So it's. It's gonna be. It's like a hot tub.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. It's gonna be a quick race.
Brian Bates
But do it in Atlantic Ocean.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, you might take it to the ocean. I'll bring my waterproof camera. I'll make sure.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Make sure you film it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we've got some ideas that we're working on for the halftime show, but it's. Yeah. Very, very excited to announce this. So it's. Is it. Can you. They buy them now? Oh, it's pre sale right now, so you've probably seen the announcement pre sales out. So make sure you go get on it. You know, I think this would. I think it's going to. I hope so. You never know. But yeah, it'll be. It'll be active Wednesday, but so, yeah, if you're hearing this, maybe preo, you know, could be done too late. Late Too late.
Brian Bates
It's over, buddy.
Aaron Weber
Sorry, pal.
Joe Gatto
It's like. Thanks for telling us.
Aaron Weber
When's the real sales start? Public on sales, February 19th. February 19th.
Joe Gatto
They get some perks with the pre sale, though.
Aaron Weber
They do.
Joe Gatto
They do. They get perks with the pre sale. You're gonna get some sort of merch package, I bet, or picture with names stuff. Yeah. So you want. You want to sell that stuff? I've been. Trust me.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Talk about that presale package.
Joe Gatto
You don't want to miss out on the pre sale, guys. That's where you get a lot of stuff. Yep.
Aaron Weber
That's where you're going to get all the. Yeah. You get all that stuff. Yeah, you get. I'll give you Joe's address. Come over, come to his house, watch the Super Bowl.
Joe Gatto
Watch the super bowl and just the halftime show.
Aaron Weber
Because there is no halftime show for all the people that miss out on the pre sale. I will give you Joe's address, and you can go watch the super bowl with Joe, who's also not on this cruise.
Joe Gatto
But I've only shown them the halftime show.
Aaron Weber
The halftime show.
Joe Gatto
I can't get.
Aaron Weber
Don't be ridiculous. List and thank you. Gonna watch the whole game with Joe.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
That's unreasonable.
Joe Gatto
Silly.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. All right, great.
Joe Gatto
Dude, Congratulations. That's gonna be a lot.
Aaron Weber
Thank you. I'm gonna put my soulj hat back on. You've been to Soul Joel's?
Joe Gatto
No, I haven't.
Aaron Weber
You never. You know Soul Joel?
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I've never been to it.
Aaron Weber
Oh, you got to go to his. He's got a. The new venue down in. It's in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. You can just drive to it. Yeah, yeah, go do it. Go do a gig over Soul Joe.
Joe Gatto
Okay. Tell them that you sent me.
Aaron Weber
You. Wait. Do you know him or you don't know him? Oh, he ran all, like, Soul Joel. Ran a bunch of shows, like Giannis. All of us did them, like, coming up.
Joe Gatto
Okay.
Aaron Weber
But I. I would have thought you would have already done it. Yeah, you're. He's got a big rooms, like a thousand. He's got a small club, and he's got a big room depending on what you want to do and. Yeah, I'll get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could drive it two hours from. Or two hours from New York. Just drive there. It's easy.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, that's nice. I like that.
Aaron Weber
All right, so eli started the 75R today. We talking about. What are we talking about?
Brian Bates
Fad diets.
Aaron Weber
Fad diet. Why do they. Is it fad diets are only diets that like, don't work out.
Brian Bates
Diets that last for a while and then. Yeah.
Dusty Slay
They become. Everybody's into it. It's like the biggest thing ever.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And then suddenly.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, I'm with you. I always interpret the way you are. Like fat diets are diet, like fake, like diets that don't necessarily do something. But yeah, I think you're it. I think the way you guys take it too about it, if I'm not wrong, is like you're thinking about the diet of the, of the moment.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like big jeans or something.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
You know, like, it's like jeans.
Joe Gatto
Jeans go through a whole thing. Skinny, skinny, tight, bell bottom boot cut. You got the whole thing. Think.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, but you mean, you mean holding up the jeans?
Aaron Weber
No, no, no. I meant like the fat of jeans.
Dusty Slay
Okay. Because there's was a big fad of everybody holding up their old jeans.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Used to wear these.
Joe Gatto
Okay.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah.
Dusty Slay
Look at me inside, Big G. Okay.
Brian Bates
Some people just have big jeans.
Joe Gatto
Yes. Yeah, I'm filled with big jeans.
Brian Bates
So 75 hard. I looked it up. It, the guy doesn't even call it a weight loss program. It's a mental toughness.
Aaron Weber
Yes.
Brian Bates
Thing.
Aaron Weber
Yes.
Joe Gatto
It's a full reboot. Right. Isn't it? That kind of thing?
Aaron Weber
It's supposed to, yeah, it's, it's, it's to, to build discipline in your life, which is what I, which, which is something that I need.
Joe Gatto
You fluctuate a lot in your weight.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And then I got way down and then I, I, I'm just at the worst right now. It's just a mess and then, so I, but I need discipline because you realize, like, when you can have anything, it's like the idea of like eating so I can eat McDonald's whenever I want now. And you're like, well, you're not supposed to, you know, you're not supposed to live. Like every day's a vacation and, and I will. Food is a vacation for me. Like, you know, it's like you enjoy, like, oh, I'm gonna eat ice cream, I'm gonna eat a blizzard and zone out for a second and all this. And so I need to get discipline back in my life. And I don't know if I've ever even had it. I've had it with comedy, with stand up. I would go up every night. I knew I had to go out every night. I, like, I had discipline because you can't not have it not to get to this level, but I don't. But I were at all where I put it. Not at all is in my health. You know. You don't do that.
Brian Bates
That you did a smoothie cleanse.
Aaron Weber
I did that once. It was on the Tonight show and.
Brian Bates
It was leading up to Tennessee kid.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, but the Tonight. I did the Tonight show on a smoothie cleanse. Yeah, I did do it dropped a lot. I did. It was like a seven day thing. It wasn't crazy. It's just you get the water, you kind of thin out a little bit like, you know, so it's nothing too crazy. But I mean, yeah, I've done. There's any diet. I've done them all. Have you? I mean, have you. Have you diet guy?
Joe Gatto
I did.
Brian Bates
I do the Joe Gato diet.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Look at Joe.
Joe Gatto
40 pound weight loss. That's right.
Dusty Slay
Wow.
Brian Bates
Yeah, it's got your, your steps in here somewhere.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, look at that. The fat before and after. There it is. There it is. Look how many chins.
Aaron Weber
Look at that.
Joe Gatto
Look how many less chins.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, no jeans though.
Joe Gatto
No jeans.
Aaron Weber
That's why you're still surprised when you get recognized. You're hurt by it. They go, Joe, you're like, no, I lost a lot of weight. They're like, ah. Did you?
Joe Gatto
Yeah, no, that was my, that was at my fattest. And my biggest I was ever at was 225, which I think that picture is at, which is huge for me. I'm like just 5:10. And then I had. I went vegan.
Aaron Weber
Really?
Joe Gatto
Yeah. First I went. I went vegetarian first. And yeah, the pescatarian. I didn't eat meat. I still don't eat meat. And then I went full vegan. And I did that for eight months, nine months maybe. And then I'm dipped back in between vegetarian and pescatarian, but. And then that just did a lot. But it wasn't even that. It was just more. Three main things. I stopped drinking calories. I only drank coffee and water. I used to drink like sodas and things like that. Yeah, that, that's. That's a killer.
Aaron Weber
And then I drink diet though.
Joe Gatto
It doesn't matter.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, just.
Joe Gatto
Just drink water. It's gonna, it's gonna do it. And then I did. I stopped. I started eating half of everything I was eating. There you go. See?
Aaron Weber
I know.
Joe Gatto
I started eating half of everything because.
Aaron Weber
You know what he's talking about.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, terrible.
Aaron Weber
Y.
Joe Gatto
Him everything. He knows. Yeah, yeah. I did like hat. Literally half. I would like eat half a sandwich and not eat the other half or just come from that mentality of like, finish your plate, you know, that whole thing. I just stopped doing that. And I stopped eating late. I stopped eating after 7:00pm oh, this is 7:30. 7:30. Well, that's, you know, could have been fake news.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Gatto
But that was, that was like the main steps that I did. And it really, it just worked for me. I mean, everybody's different too, but that's really worked for me a lot.
Aaron Weber
Were you ever. Would you do diet stuff? Like, like, like you said, like when you get on tv. Because that's the hard part, when you start seeing yourself on tv.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
But then it just gets to a point too. You get so busy and stressed that you're like. And all that.
Joe Gatto
It's worse. But for me, it was. When I had kids, it was like being total. Like when I had my daughter, I became instantly aware of my mortality.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Like nine years ago. She's nine now. And I was just like, all right. I've not been eating well my whole life. I don't drink, smoke, never try to drug or anything in my life. So I never had any of that. But I always had food. Yeah, I always ate like, I'm a sweet tooth king. I love, you know, I love all that. It's cannolis by the dozen, you know, So I was like. All the time I would do that. And then that was like my thing. And then I was like, I gotta undo this. And I saw a movie. It was called. Yeah, I forgot the name of it, but it was about veganism. And it says you could showing the science behind it. It said you could undo the damage that you've done. It was like some scientific stuff. I said, let me try it. So I went vegan. I was like, I got through. The first month was so hard. And I was like, I could probably do another the month. And then I actually started feeling the best I ever felt in my life. And I was like, really? Oh, they're onto something here. And so I just wrote it out and then I was like, that's enough. I need some fish.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I start getting too hungry. So. Yeah. And then I slowly slipped back and forth, but I always range within around, you know, like a ten pound swing here and there.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah.
Brian Bates
Now, I've worked with two comics recently, one of them being Mike James, who doing the Daniel Fast. You guys heard of this?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, I did it.
Brian Bates
You did?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
I'd never heard of it until recently.
Aaron Weber
Last year I. We fasted. You fasted at church. And so just doing water. And then you. Towards the end of it, I did the Daniel fast.
Dusty Slay
What is that? You just don't eat meat, basically.
Brian Bates
You eat vegetables and just drink water. And there's a. In the Bible, Daniel refused to eat with the king. Nebuchadnezzar wanted them to eat pride pork. Well, it was meat, meat, meat.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
And he ate vegetables. And they said, well, let's just test it. And then they came out looking much better, he and his friends than people eating those.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Oh.
Dusty Slay
So, yeah, it's probably pork. And Daniel was like, I'm not eating it.
Joe Gatto
The. The. The intermittent fasting is a big thing, too. People do that window. Your windows close, you can't eat anymore. The whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
That's kind of like. The idea is like, I think now I just try to go as long as I can without eating, because I could always fast pretty good.
Brian Bates
So have you got a diet for the 75 hard?
Aaron Weber
I. I think I'm just counting calories, so I'm. I'm just going back. That's what I lost weight on. The first time was just calorie counting. And it was, you know, if I. Because you get stuck in these weird, extreme situations and you're. I'm eating out constantly or I'm at something, or I'm. You know, there's no. I have a. My life is not really consistent where you can go, like, I'm home this week, or I'm home that way. It's, you know, last week I had to go. I had to leave Tuesday. I was gone from Tuesday to. I got back yesterday, and I'm in Vegas all week. So you're like, what are you going to do? I can't go. Like, I. You know, there's not. I don't have a kitchen. And so you're always kind of eating this out and whatever. So if I do the calorie counting, it's like, that's essentially all. It's weight loss is that if I do the fasting and the calorie counting to be like, all right, if I have a mental breakdown of, you know, I know, like, I could go to Wendy's and get a junior cheeseburger, and that's like 250 calories or whatever it is. I'm not saying I. Obviously, if I just eat that, I would still lose weight, but I would feel bad.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
So. But it's all. It's like. It's going like, all right. Today I had fish and rice for lunch. And so it's like, all right, you eat that. And I, I think I want to eat more fish too, because it's like red meat does. I've started to feel like, you know, you just kind of feel fish.
Dusty Slay
Great.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
I like a trout.
Joe Gatto
You got a nice, you got a nice rainbow trout.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, love, love.
Joe Gatto
Just had some nice rainbow trout and that was great. So good. I love that. Yeah. A nice fresh piece of fish versus like a fresh steak. Like whatever. Like, like side by side. Even when I was like eating meat, I was always like, when you had the fish, you just something feel something lighter about that. A little bit of rice or something. Just felt like good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dusty Slay
I think meat and vegetables is the way to go. Like, it's when you start adding in all these carbs, all these breads that you, you sit down at the table, they bring bread, you're putting butter on it, eating it, and then you go, oh, I shouldn't have ate that steak. And it's like, yeah, the steak was the good part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Gatto
What about that basket of bread you had with garlic butter?
Dusty Slay
Yeah. And then like, you know, like. I don't know, I think all the carbs, all that stuff, I mean, you got to have some.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, but I would. Yeah. Because I could eat a, like a steak. I want to go back to being starving again where it's like you, when you eat, you eat because it's when you're eating. How I was eating is a lot of processed food and all this stuff. Your appetite's not very good because it's. You don't ever get. I. When I ate, If I, When I ate healthy and ate. Ate meat. I mean, I remember like you get. Someone could put a 20 ounce steak in front of you. You're like, I'm wait every in. And. But it was like a good hunger.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
That was like a positive hunger.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Versus where if you go to McDonald's and you. I'm just eating this kind of stuff, it's like, all right, well I won't be hungry until some weird time and then I'm going to just lead into some other bad decision. You know, it's going to be not good. I know. Water is the. Water is the key.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. I have one of those. Like, I'm just asking questions here. But I. It's always crazy for me. Like I would go to bed hungry. Like when I tried to start, I was like, okay, I just gotta go to bed. Like if I'm hungry, I'm like, I'm not gonna get out of bed right now. It's 10 o'clock. Go get something to eat. But then I wake up, not hungry.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Like, what happened? Like, I never understood that I could. And then I could wait to eat till like 10 in the morning.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You know, like, so that fasting thing is, like, sometimes a lot of it is you just gotta get over a hump. That's what you're talking about with discipline earlier. Yeah, it's all. All. It's all it is.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Really?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah. You just got to be able to go like, I want to eat. I feel better. And I think. And then get addicted to that. Feeling good.
Joe Gatto
I won't talk trash about your people, but doordash makes it tough.
Aaron Weber
They do.
Joe Gatto
You could get yourself a 10pm double blizzard, you know, that makes you got to really, really discipline yourself.
Aaron Weber
No, but you can order healthy stuff. Doordash. You can order anything with doordash.
Joe Gatto
Nice.
Dusty Slay
You know, maybe even just a friend. They just come over and go, hey, hey, don't get any food.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
The doordash delivery guy just comes, give you a hug.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Bates
Just go to bed.
Aaron Weber
Just come over and say, hey.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
Bring me some toothpaste.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
Doordash can get you all kinds of stuff.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, yeah. Bring me a celery root. It's gonna be celery.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. A little ginger, like. I like teas too. I'm big on teas. Teas can help your appetite.
Joe Gatto
Digestive too, right? It helps with all that stuff too, the digestive stuff.
Brian Bates
One of the earliest fad diets was the tapeworm diet, where people would eat a tapeworm. I voluntarily ingest a tapeworm.
Joe Gatto
You would do that?
Aaron Weber
I. I mean, I wouldn't do it now, but it would be. It's.
Joe Gatto
You would have.
Aaron Weber
Oh, it's a diet the Bargetti family would do in a heartbeat.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Like, we were. We were very much being all that where you're. Yeah.
Brian Bates
You guys are always on the cutting edge.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, we're. Yeah, we're.
Brian Bates
The trial.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, we're trying.
Joe Gatto
You're a clinical trial.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. The brains are trying anything.
Dusty Slay
So the tapeworm you. Goes in you, and then you eat whatever you want and the tapeworm eats it.
Brian Bates
In theory.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. And so you can't. But the tapeworm's still living in you, so it's getting fat.
Joe Gatto
Well, the tapeworm's got door dash.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
He's like.
Aaron Weber
And that's when you go, you go, no, I got a tapeworm. You go, how do you eat so much and look so good. You're like, there a tapeworm that used.
Joe Gatto
To be like a. A thing that like grandmas would say is like a compliment. Like, you remember that, like back in the day, like, oh, she could eat. Like she has a tapeworm, you know, it's crazy. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Is it? And you can. Can you get rid of the tapeworm?
Brian Bates
I'm sure there's some way, but probably not easy.
Joe Gatto
Well, my dog had tapeworms. You have to kill it with basically a chemo level thing. I had a dog. One of my dogs versus dogs had a. Had the tapeworm and they give it a 50 chance of survival, the dog.
Aaron Weber
Oh, really?
Joe Gatto
Yeah, because it's like, it's. And she was young when she had it, but to get rid of it, it's like a chemo level kind of thing. It's like the. The worst thing a dog could have.
Dusty Slay
They would say there was this like home remedy type thing where you could stand over like a pot of boiling something with your mouth open and then the tapeworm would come out. I don't remember what the boiling thing was.
Brian Bates
Oh, gosh.
Dusty Slay
People saying that.
Joe Gatto
I don't know if that's right.
Dusty Slay
It's probably not.
Joe Gatto
I'm just asking questions.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. When was this diet?
Brian Bates
It said it started in the early 1900s.
Aaron Weber
That's how hard. That's how addicting food is. Is that you? It is. You get talked into this.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
You're like, okay, yeah, yeah.
Dusty Slay
You can stop eating pies or eat a tapeworm, right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah. What is. Is a tapeworm flat?
Joe Gatto
It's a parasite, right? Yeah, it's a parasite. It looks like. Yeah, yeah, it is.
Aaron Weber
It's flat. Still zero help with that, Joe. It's a parasite.
Joe Gatto
Oh, it looks like the. Do you ever see a ringworm worm?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
You've seen ringworm, right? It's. It's that in your belly. It's like that flat kind of like circular thing.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Do you want one? I got a guy.
Aaron Weber
You got a guy?
Joe Gatto
I got a guy for everything.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
I think on the office Kelly, they're trying to lose weight. And Kelly did a tape or Creed sold or something that told her was a tapeworm. In 1929, the Lucky Strike cigarette company launched Reach for a lucky Instead of a sweet campaign telling the housewives, you know, if you want to lose weight, just smoke more cigarettes instead of eating.
Dusty Slay
And that does work.
Aaron Weber
That does work.
Dusty Slay
It's got its own health risk.
Joe Gatto
But you're losing those pounds.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, but it does work.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Because it's an Appetite suppressor.
Joe Gatto
That is like, the number, right? That's the number one thing. When people quit smoking, like, you'd see them blow up, right?
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aaron Weber
Well, they get. They go into. People quit drinking, too. They go. They go into that. Like, you know, you need something else.
Joe Gatto
Endorphin, Kind of.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Yeah. So then you go to AA meetings.
Dusty Slay
People are just smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.
Joe Gatto
I mean, they have a table, too, that has, like, the donut table.
Dusty Slay
No AA meeting I ever went to had it. Danny. Donuts. That's fancy.
Joe Gatto
That's a fancy one.
Dusty Slay
That's that Staten island stuff.
Brian Bates
I'll do a couple more Weight watchers. Started in 1963. It's basically just assigning points to.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, that's calorie counting.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Calorie counting. Yep. The Sleeping Beauty diet, which basically means taking sedation drugs to help you sleep instead of eat. They think Elvis did this.
Aaron Weber
So you just get, like, addicted to drugs.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And then just. You're like, I sleep all day. But I. I look.
Brian Bates
I look great.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of. I mean, a pretty famous Saved by the Bell episode. Jesse Spano is taking speed.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. Or diet pills, but I don't know.
Aaron Weber
When she's singing, I'm so excited. She starts crying.
Dusty Slay
I'm so scared.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Bates
Dexatrim was basically that.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Leanne Morgan's got a joke about. She was basically on speed.
Dusty Slay
Oh, yeah.
Brian Bates
Because it. Contrained phenyl propylcholamine.
Joe Gatto
Close.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Anyway, it. Yeah, it gave you extra energy and helped you lose weight, but it was basically a drug.
Joe Gatto
So does cocaine.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, exactly.
Dusty Slay
It's lots of us.
Joe Gatto
Lots.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Slim Fast. That's a shake for.
Joe Gatto
That was a shake thing. Yeah, My mom did that.
Dusty Slay
Slim Fast was a good one. I think I had family. My parents were doing that.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Some of us drink something, right?
Joe Gatto
Yeah. It was like a nutrient shake, right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Shake for lunch, shake for dinner.
Dusty Slay
For breakfast. Shake for lunch. And then you could eat a dinner.
Joe Gatto
Whatever you want for dinner.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I like that.
Dusty Slay
That you're supposed to be able to get your vitamins in the Slim Fast without all the calories.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. It was like a slushy thing, but.
Dusty Slay
It'S probably a lot of chemicals.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Brian Bates
The Atkins Diet. High protein, low carb plan.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. That's what, like, I think that's. You're probably generally supposed to. You know. Dude, then that. That guy Atkins was huge.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I remember doing it when I first started comedy, and I did it not for a week or Two weeks. But I remember just. Just. Or maybe a month, I don't know. But I remember just feeling terrific.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
With Atkins.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. It was just me. No, because you just. I mean, but I will feel great with probably anything because I just put so much stuff on everything, you know. This is complete garbage.
Dusty Slay
The Subway Challenge. You know, obviously, that. That guy. It took a turn, but the diet didn't. But the diet. You know, I remember him talking about the diet. He was like, I would walk, like, 13 miles to subway, eat a turkey sandwich and then walk home. And then everybody took all that in and go, if I eat at Subway, I'll lose weight.
Joe Gatto
Forget the 26 miles round trip. You're walking to get that heart rate up. Yeah, yeah.
Brian Bates
He walked over a marathon.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
They're like, I'm going to get a meatball sub and I'm going to lose weight.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Brian Bates
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
That's how he lost all the weight walking.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, yeah. And Subway was great back in the.
Joe Gatto
Day, but that's when a lot of it wasn't all that processy stuff, too.
Dusty Slay
Right.
Joe Gatto
It was a little bit more fresh stuff.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
So good back in the day, man.
Brian Bates
The Paleo diet.
Joe Gatto
Paleo, yeah.
Brian Bates
Caveman diet.
Aaron Weber
What's the caveman?
Joe Gatto
Only stuff that they could have.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah.
Joe Gatto
Meat and vegetable. Root vegetable, right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Bates
No grains, dairy.
Dusty Slay
And you had jokes. You had the seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. That's a fun one.
Joe Gatto
I used to call it Fatkins. I'm on the Fatkins.
Brian Bates
South Beach Diet.
Joe Gatto
South beach was a big one, too, right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
That was after Atkins, right? The south beach one.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Brian Bates
That's 2003.
Joe Gatto
There's a lot that just always pop up, and you never know what's right anymore, too, especially with all the information or misinformation that you could get from anywhere.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Because I think anybody's different. Somebody, like, I lost 15 pounds on Atkins, and it's like somebody else doesn't. They didn't lose anything. You know, it just really, I think, is.
Aaron Weber
I always think when they. Someone says they don't do it, I. I think they're not doing it. The diet. Because people would normally. Because they go like, well, I did Atkins and I didn't lose anything. You're like, well, you didn't do act. Because it's. It's impossible not to.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Because you're. If you did it for real, you would have. You would. You would have lost weight. You just can't. I mean, like, unless you were eating five pounds of meat a Day like it would. It would you something that's physically impossible.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And you. So it's like when someone says that, that you're. Are they're eating Atkins candy or they're eating like, you know, they found something that they're abusing. But it's like anytime someone says they do a diet, it didn't work. All these diets work.
Joe Gatto
They all have a loophole, though. Like our friends over in the zone of death.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah. That's the thing with fat diets. They all work. It's just like how it's packaged to you and it gets you excited. I mean, I'm doing 75 hard now because it sounds like there's some direction. All you want is direction. Because I always think that's the hard part with people when they do diets or they tell you not to do diets. They're like, just eat. Just be balanced. And you're like, I know, but you're. It's hard. I'm not a balanced person.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I don't think in balance. I think in extremes. And most people do. I think it's good, it's great or it's bad. It's like, you know that no one's like this.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Like, oh, well, I have this.
Dusty Slay
This.
Aaron Weber
I'm allowed to have this now. I mean, I guess a lot, a lot of people probably are like that. But they go, I can do this. Then I do this.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
And a lot of comics have addictive tendencies, so, you know, it comes in a lot of ways. And food is one of those ways too.
Aaron Weber
You have a lot of time on your hand.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And you're in your bored. And then you. And you build all these horrible, horrible routines with the road.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Because you're, you're what's open when you.
Aaron Weber
Get off stage, you know? Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. The late show, you get off stage, it's like 11. What's open?
Aaron Weber
You know, I always joke like. Yeah. When you headline, like as a headliner, you just get off stage and just get told the pizza's cold cuz everybody ate hot pizza.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
And. But it came when you were on stage.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. I think about that. Like, I'm, I, I have cigars after shows and I'm like, I kind of want to like take a break, but I'm like, what am I going to do? Eat now? Now I'm going to go eat every time or I'm just going to go go sit in my hotel room after the show.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
What am I gonna do?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, you. Because you're kind of up. Yeah. From the show.
Joe Gatto
You can't go to. You can't fall asleep.
Aaron Weber
We were talking about it this weekend, like in Vegas, because I think my. My high school buddies were asking guy on the road with me, Justin. And about like, you know, how long does it take to calm down? Like after a show and like. Or what you got to do do. And it's. We just went afterwards. You'd like. You. I usually, like, right when I get done, I talk about what just happened on stage. Like, I did this. Remember that I did that. And you kind of talk about that stuff and you want to hang out and you want to do stuff, but it's not. Yeah. It's like you need some kind of calming down. Like you need something where it might even be where we. If I'm really on the road, you'd be like, we might go shoot basketball.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Or you might go. Because you could do something that crazy to kind of get there.
Joe Gatto
Deflate.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. You got to deflate. It's not like you get. You just. You just need your. Your. It's not like your body. Your body could feel tired, but your brain is just.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
On overdrive.
Dusty Slay
Yeah, for sure.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I've sometimes felt tired though, recently.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Like, right when I get done, like, I'm like a draining. I really. With the. With the arenas is I. I would always feel. I get done and I feel pretty drained.
Joe Gatto
You feel you're bringing a different energy, though, because you're talking to the last row and like.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
This loud. But you feel like you need to.
Aaron Weber
It's so.
Joe Gatto
It's.
Dusty Slay
You're.
Aaron Weber
You're. The mentality. It takes as. You know, doing the arenas. There. There is. It's. You know, it's like. It's just so many people.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
I mean, you go to theaters. It's so many people.
Dusty Slay
Probably some kind of weird energy drain from.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Dusty Slay
People too.
Joe Gatto
Yeah.
Aaron Weber
Yes. Because you're. Everybody's listening. Everybody's. And it's just. You're by yourself and. And it's. Yeah. It's like I was much more tired after arenas than I were. Would be after any other. I don't even feel that actually after the clubs where I feel like. I mean, I would have to arena. Like, I could sometimes go back and you're like, I think I could go to bed within minutes.
Joe Gatto
Wow.
Aaron Weber
Like. Like, I could get off talk for. You know, but within. Within 30 minutes of getting off that stage age, I would feel like I'm drained. Where I could go bed Now I don't know if I would fall asleep.
Joe Gatto
That's the difference. I was just gonna say that, like, you could lay in bed.
Aaron Weber
You could lay in bed five minutes after.
Joe Gatto
But when you use your mind shutting off.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the only other.
Joe Gatto
Because you're also, like, if you're. Especially you're doing a new hour, too. Like, you're analyzing, like, every joke. Like, oh, that was really funny. I said, like, I remember that. Oh, I should. You know, like, so you're. Your brain is still doing. Your brain's still at work.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dusty Slay
It's almost worse for me if I go, oh, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to the hotel telling. Go to sleep. And then hours go by and I'm still awake. And now I've. I've almost got myself in this place where I'm like, oh, I can't sleep. And then I feel like I sleep worse than I would if I just hung out for a couple 100.
Joe Gatto
Right?
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Gatto
Wow.
Aaron Weber
All right, we're back. We gotta.
Brian Bates
Yeah, I think we gotta wrap up.
Aaron Weber
We barely talked about diets. We'll put that in there.
Dusty Slay
I think we.
Aaron Weber
Joe. You.
Brian Bates
Beavers.
Aaron Weber
We talked about beavers. Joe, you were too fun. That we never really got into it.
Joe Gatto
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Aaron Weber
Thank you.
Brian Bates
But you've got a special out.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, yeah. My special. Yeah. I got my specials now out on Hulu. Messing with people is out on there. I'm on tour now.
Aaron Weber
The.
Joe Gatto
Let's get into a Tour. It's just all around America, which is fun. And then got a kid's book. Where's Barry? That I wrote.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah, Where's Barry? It was a lot of fun. It was based on a story of my kid. He lost his stuffed animal at night, and he went to find it, and. And any parent knows that's a catastrophe.
Aaron Weber
But it was really cool.
Joe Gatto
It was a really cool thing to do. It was really fun.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Because they pick one.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. And that's it.
Aaron Weber
They put the most pressure because they pick one. Yeah. And you're, you know, like. But there's a bunch because we. We have a hundred.
Joe Gatto
Yep.
Aaron Weber
But there's only one that matters.
Joe Gatto
Yep. For sure.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
Yeah. But this was. This was really great, man. Thank you so much for having me.
Aaron Weber
No, yeah, it was great. Yeah. I don't know. I'm in Omaha and stuff's on sale. The N. Land at sea. February 5th through 9th, 2026, week of the Super Bowl. So we will watch Super bowl the taking over the Norwegian Jewel. We're selling from Tampa, Florida to Costa Maya, Mexico. Headlining sets for Me, Dust T Slay, John, Chris, Derek Stroop. So a lot of friends of Nat Land, obviously. Live podcast each day, Southern spelling bee plus belly flop contest. So much more. We're gonna drop that pre sale link in the podcast description. Also, don't forget, check out Aaron's special signature dish. It's doing great. And he. If you did not watch it, go watch him on the Tonight Show. It's his first time on tonight's show. And then don't forget, we have the Consumers podcast every Tuesday and don't make me come back there every Thursday. Yeah, all that this weekend.
Brian Bates
Friday I'm in Marion, Illinois. Saturday, I'm in Quinton, Virginia. Then coming up, Winter Haven, Florida, Cocoa, Florida, and Mars Hill, North Carolina. And Aaron, it looks like he's off this weekend, but he's got shows coming up in at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington.
Aaron Weber
Oh, yeah. And great club.
Brian Bates
Yeah. And then Tacoma.
Aaron Weber
Tacoma, Great club.
Brian Bates
Yeah. Yep. What happened, Joe? Oh, there you are. There's your shows.
Joe Gatto
Oh, that's me. Oh, yeah. So I'm off this weekend, too. But then February, Valentine's, you know, comedy is for lovers, they say.
Aaron Weber
So. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Valentine's. Great day for comedy.
Joe Gatto
It is.
Aaron Weber
Yeah.
Joe Gatto
I love the fun date nights you get. So Lafayette, Illinois, February 13th. Springfield, Illinois on the 14th. Columbia, Missouri on the 15th. And then Evans, Georgia, my rescheduled show that we had to move is going to be on February 16th.
Dusty Slay
All right, all right. On the 28th, I'm going to record a special special. So I have seven shows between now and then. I got two Zany shows, the 11th and the 26th. I'll be here at Zany's, Fresno, California on Valentine's Day. So. And then I'll be in Sacramento, Boise, Salt Lake City, and then the Villages, Florida. Yeah. And then. And then I'm recording on the 28th in Chattanooga. Still some tickets for the late show. No more for the early Show. For the Late show show. It's going to be great.
Aaron Weber
February 28th.
Dusty Slay
February 28th. What have I been saying?
Aaron Weber
No, no, I was just.
Dusty Slay
Okay, okay. And. But the, you know, so this is the last, you know, maybe not the last chance to see these jokes, but to see them in this form because I'm really bringing it together. It's getting tight, getting hot.
Aaron Weber
It's getting ready.
Dusty Slay
And then after that it's gonna get loose for a while because I gotta. I gotta write new jokes.
Aaron Weber
Yeah. Get out yeah, yeah, yeah. It's be like, this is your Super Bowl.
Dusty Slay
Yes.
Aaron Weber
Go to the super bowl with the halftime show.
Dusty Slay
Yeah. I mean, our friend Jesse Rothacker came to my show and he was like, I was disappointed. Your show was only an hour seven minutes, my part, because I've been doing an hour 15 or so, so.
Brian Bates
But, you know, everybody's timing.
Dusty Slay
I'm trying to tighten it. Trying to tighten it. I got to get it down to an hour.
Aaron Weber
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good thing. Yeah. All right. Right. Well, Joe, thanks again. You're the best, bud.
Joe Gatto
Thank you, pal.
Aaron Weber
So good to see you.
Joe Gatto
You're awesome, friend.
Aaron Weber
All right. We love you.
Joe Gatto
All right.
Aaron Weber
See you. Bye. Nateland is produced by Nateland Productions and by me, Nate Bargetzi and my wife Laura on the audio boom platform. Recording and editing for the show is done by Genovations Media. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nateland podcast.
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The Nateland Podcast - Episode #238: Parachuting Beavers, Zone of Death & Fad Diets featuring Joe Gatto
Release Date: February 5, 2025
In this episode of The Nateland Podcast, hosts Dusty Slay and Brian Bates welcome special guest Joe Gatto, best known for his role on Impractical Jokers. Dusty initiates the conversation with a lighthearted introduction:
[01:22] Dusty Slay: "Okay. Hello, folks. And... Hey, bear. Dusty Slay here. Pumped. Welcome to Nateland. I'm here with Brian Bates. Joe Gatto, our special guest."
Joe responds with enthusiasm, setting a relaxed and engaging tone for the episode.
The discussion delves into Joe Gatto's experience with Impractical Jokers. Dusty shares his initial disinterest in prank shows, which changes after experiencing personal circumstances:
[03:14] Dusty Slay: "When I had my first kid, we were in the hospital, it was on TV, and I just started watching it and I was like, oh, the show's great. Why have I been so against it?"
Joe clarifies that their show wasn't a typical prank show:
[04:05] Joe Gatto: "It's not a prank show. We never really treated it as such... It was a comedy show where we mess with each other kind of thing."
He emphasizes that Impractical Jokers focused on friendship and mutual humor rather than traditional pranks, often stopping if someone became genuinely upset, highlighting their commitment to maintaining a positive environment.
Joe discusses his new stand-up tour, "Let's Get Into It," which has been well-received since its launch in September:
[07:32] Joe Gatto: "Yeah, let's Get into it tour. I just launched, so it's been fun. It's been going great."
He shares experiences from recent shows in Knoxville and Nashville, mentioning the camaraderie with fellow comedians and the challenges faced, such as technical issues with teleprompters:
[16:33] Joe Gatto: "I could name like three or four times where the teleprompter just went out... and then you just go with what? There's nothing to go with."
Joe reflects on the unpredictability of live performances and the importance of adaptability on stage.
The hosts shift to a quirky historical topic: the relocation of beavers in Idaho via parachute in 1948. Brian Bates introduces the story:
[44:11] Brian Bates: "So I looked this up. Apparently beavers were doing some serious damage. So they relocated 76 of them by putting them in a plane and parachuting them down to a different part of Idaho. 75 out of 76 survived."
The group humorously critiques the method, debating the logistics and the absurdity of parachuting beavers:
[45:06] Aaron Weber: "If the plane goes down, it doesn't matter."
[46:07] Brian Bates: "Beavers considered crucial to the health of Idaho's wetlands... they wanted to not kill them."
Their banter highlights the unusual nature of historical wildlife management practices, blending factual information with comedic speculation.
The conversation transitions to a legal curiosity known as the "Zone of Death" in Idaho—an area with a constitutional loophole that could potentially allow someone to commit a crime without being prosecuted:
[57:06] Brian Bates: "It's a part of Idaho that's so remote, if you were to commit a murder, the Constitution says you get a jury of peers... there's no one who lives there, so they couldn't form a jury."
The hosts debate the practicality and ethical implications of such a loophole, often interjecting with humor:
[58:22] Aaron Weber: "That's a pretty big loophole though. That's like a... That's the biggest loophole."
[59:57] Joe Gatto: "How does the guy that discovers... what's he thinking?"
The discussion underscores the peculiarities of constitutional law while keeping the mood light and entertaining.
Aaron Weber introduces exciting news about the upcoming Nateland Cruise, scheduled from February 5th to 9th, 2026, coinciding with the Super Bowl week:
[79:07] Aaron Weber: "February 5th through 9th, 2026, is when the Nateland Cruise will be... leaving you in Mexico and we move about."
The cruise promises a blend of live stand-up performances, live podcast recordings, and interactive activities, aiming to create a vacation-like atmosphere for comedy enthusiasts:
[84:21] Aaron Weber: "We are having a Nateland cruise. My only cruise I've been to is theirs."
The hosts express enthusiasm about bringing together friends and fans in a unique, entertaining environment.
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing various fad diets and personal health journeys. Dusty initiates the topic:
[89:07] Brian Bates: "Today's topic: fad diets."
The hosts explore historical and contemporary diets, sharing personal anecdotes and insights:
Tapeworm Diet: An early 20th-century fad where individuals ingested tapeworms to lose weight. The group humorously debates its efficacy and ethical considerations.
Atkins and Paleo Diets: Discussions about high-protein, low-carb diets, their popularity, and personal experiences with them.
Joe Gatto shares his weight loss journey, emphasizing discipline and healthier eating habits:
[94:07] Joe Gatto: "I went vegan... the first month was so hard... then I started feeling the best I ever felt in my life."
Aaron Weber talks about calorie counting and the challenges of maintaining a diet while constantly traveling:
[96:10] Aaron Weber: "I think I'm just counting calories... If I do the fasting and the calorie counting... it's like, all right, you eat that."
The conversation highlights the complexities of dieting, the persistence required, and the impact of lifestyle on health.
Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal stories and experiences, fostering a sense of camaraderie and relatability. Highlights include:
[65:21] Joe Gatto: "But like, I have one of those... Somehow, you end up just operating with that."
[75:17] Brian Bates: "He's doing great."
As the episode wraps up, the hosts express gratitude to Joe Gatto for his participation and share updates on their respective tours and upcoming events. They reiterate the excitement for the Nateland Cruise and encourage listeners to engage with their content:
[117:12] Dusty Slay: "I love it. It's a fun, fun little outing."
Joe Gatto concludes by highlighting his upcoming specials and projects, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more from him.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Gatto on Prank Shows:
"[04:05] Joe Gatto: 'It's not a prank show. We never really treated it as such... It was a comedy show where we mess with each other kind of thing.'”
Dusty Slay on Fad Diets:
"[89:07] Brian Bates: 'Today's topic: fad diets.'”
Aaron Weber on Discipline:
"[108:57] Aaron Weber: 'You're used to so much stuff that you don't even realize it trickled down.'"
This episode of The Nateland Podcast offers a blend of humor, personal insight, and intriguing discussions ranging from the logistics of relocating wildlife to the nuances of legal loopholes and the ever-evolving landscape of fad diets. Joe Gatto's presence adds a unique perspective, enriching the conversation and providing listeners with both laughs and thoughtful commentary. Whether you're a fan of Impractical Jokers, a comedy enthusiast, or someone interested in quirky historical anecdotes, this episode delivers engaging content with a personable touch.