The Nateland Podcast - Episode 263: Weather 2.0
Release Date: July 30, 2025
Hosts: Nate Bargatze, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay
Provider: Audioboom Studios
1. Introduction and Upcoming Events
The episode kicks off with Nate Bargatze welcoming listeners back to "The Nateland Podcast." He briefly highlights upcoming events, including the premiere of Season Three of "Nateland Presents: The Showcase" on the Nateland YouTube channel. The hosts express excitement about the showcased comedians, particularly praising Burpee from Charlotte, North Carolina.
- Nate Bargatze [02:00]: "Real quick, just. Nateland presents the showcase, season three. It's here this Friday. Tune into the Nateland YouTube channel for the premiere of Burpee from Charlotte, North Carolina."
2. Dusty Slay's "Wet Heat" Special
Dusty Slay enthusiastically discusses his new Netflix special, "Wet Heat," emphasizing its comedic approach and broad appeal. The hosts encourage listeners to watch and share their thoughts.
- Dusty Slay [03:02]: "Dusty Sleigh, Wet Heat. It's out now. I imagine it's doing very well and shockingly well. Yeah, so, you know, go check it out."
3. First Pitch at Brewers Game
The conversation transitions to an amusing anecdote about Nate's experience throwing the first pitch at a Brewers game alongside NFL star J.J. Watt. They humorously compare their pitches, with J.J. Watt's being more athletic and Nate's remaining safely "above the plate."
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Nate Bargatze [05:01]: "I golfed at Hazeltine, which is nice."
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Dusty Slay [05:15]: "Whose was better, yours or his?"
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Aaron Weber [07:00]: "Best of all, they don't just feel good, they do good. One purchase equals one donated."
4. Weather and Natural Disasters
A significant portion of the episode delves into various weather phenomena and natural disasters, blending humor with informative discussions.
a. Full Moon and Its Impact
Nate shares insights from his 13 years in law enforcement, suggesting that a full moon can influence behavior, particularly among individuals with mental health issues. The hosts debate the validity and origins of these beliefs.
- Nate Bargatze [24:41]: "I spent nearly 13 years in law enforcement, and I can attest to the truth of a full moon having profound effects on people with mental health issues."
b. Exponential Growth - Folding Paper to the Moon
Aaron Weber introduces the concept of exponential growth using the "folding paper to reach the moon" thought experiment. The hosts discuss the mathematical implications and practical limitations of such scenarios.
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Aaron Weber [29:22]: "The problem with the fact that Aaron gave about how many times you have to fold a piece of paper to get to the moon is that only Aaron and Julian understood what he was saying."
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Brian Bates [31:10]: "It's just exponential growth. Double something."
c. Earthquakes vs. Tornadoes - Which is Scarier?
The debate intensifies as the hosts weigh in on whether earthquakes or tornadoes pose a greater threat. Personal experiences and regional considerations shape their perspectives.
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Nate Bargatze [60:10]: "I would say earthquakes because it's really... You just can't operate at that high of a level."
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Dusty Slay [60:26]: "But earthquakes, you're in big buildings though, right?"
d. Volcanoes and Geoengineering
The discussion shifts to geoengineering efforts like dimming the sun to combat global warming. The hosts express skepticism and concern over unintended consequences, referencing historical volcanic eruptions like Mount Tambora.
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Aaron Weber [54:30]: "Now it's become a much more talked-about thing. Bill Gates is talking about it."
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Dusty Slay [55:00]: "But it seems scary to have any kind of weather control like that."
e. Local Weather Phenomena and Predictions
The hosts touch upon local weather events, such as recent storms in Minnesota, and discuss various weather prediction methods, including traditional farmer's almanacs and technological advancements.
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Brian Bates [75:01]: "How long can an earthquake last? They said it's directly related to the earthquake's magnitude."
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Dusty Slay [77:09]: "I'm going to be honest with you, 80% accurate. I believe it, but I have no idea."
5. Listener Interactions and Comments
Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with listener comments and share personal stories, enhancing the community feel of the podcast. They address humorous situations, such as multiple employees named Dusty in an office, and discuss the challenges of decision-making in high-pressure environments.
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Dusty Slay [23:41]: "I just don't think you can throw it that many times without your arm out."
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Nate Bargatze [71:27]: "Be looking around for October."
6. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Shows
As the episode nears its end, the hosts recap upcoming tour dates and specials, encouraging listeners to attend their shows across various locations. They share humorous interactions from recent performances and emphasize the importance of handling unexpected events gracefully.
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Brian Bates [111:35]: "August 22nd, 23rd, I'm in Lowell, Ark. ... Come check me out in Lowell, Arkansas."
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Dusty Slay [113:32]: "But we're in the thick of it. Yeah."
Notable Quotes:
- Dusty Slay [03:02]: "Wet Heat. It's out now..."
- Nate Bargatze [60:10]: "I would say earthquakes because it's really..."
- Aaron Weber [29:22]: "It's just exponential growth. Double something."
- Brian Bates [75:02]: "They analyze the electromagnetic radiation emitted by the sun..."
Conclusion
Episode 263 of "The Nateland Podcast" seamlessly blends humor with insightful discussions on weather phenomena and natural disasters. The hosts' camaraderie and diverse perspectives provide listeners with both entertainment and knowledge, making complex topics accessible and engaging. Whether sharing personal anecdotes or debating scientific concepts, Nate Bargatze, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, and Dusty Slay deliver a memorable episode that resonates with both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
