Transcript
A (0:00)
Hello, everyone. This is JVL here with my best friend Sarah Longwell, publisher of the Bulwark. And the two of us have just rolled out of bed and dragged ourselves in front of our computers on Natural.
B (0:16)
We made a pact. We made a pact that we would do a bed head episode because we both had. We had no time today. So we're taping this very early. And I gotta say, I gotta say. So what we said was. No, I know we're not doing makeup. We're not doing hair. I gotta say, you never do makeup and you don't have that much hair. And so, like, the difference between you as a bedhead and me as a bedhead seems not as dramatic. I feel like I'm getting the worst end of this.
A (0:45)
I hear what you're saying. On the other hand, I need to start doing a little bit of makeup for these things just to, like, take the shine off my dome. This is a thing which. Which has been communicated to me and which I agree with. I just haven't figured out how to do that. And also, I did bring a hat, so I may put that on. I like. I just feel like this.
B (1:10)
You know, I also brought a hat because I was like, if I rough, I was like, how bad? But then I'm not sure this looks any better.
A (1:18)
I mean, here, let's. Let's do this. So people don't. Really don't clip this for. Yeah, I think. I think so.
B (1:27)
This is because you took one look at me and you were like, sarah can't look like this through this whole episode. Just admit it.
A (1:34)
You could have a hat on. Sarah, I did put my contact lenses in. That's the big thing. I did.
B (1:44)
Okay.
A (1:44)
Okay. So there we are. We've all had our fun, and I have actually plotted out a real episode for us, even though it's crazy early. And I did some prep for this show.
B (1:59)
Did. That's good. Because I was. As I was waking up, I was like, what are we going to talk about? I haven't had time to look at anything. What's even happened? The markets aren't open yet.
A (2:09)
I. I gotcha. I see.
B (2:12)
If we get a Bondi bump out of the markets,
A (2:16)
I think that's unlikely. We'll talk about that a minute.
