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Pete Corielli
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Sebastian Maniscalco
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Podcast Intro/Outro
This is the Pete and Sebastian show.
Pete Corielli
With Pete Corielli and Sebastian Maniscalco.
Podcast Intro/Outro
All right, Pete and Sebastian show. Recording on a Saturday morning. I don't think this has ever been done before. And I gotta tell you right off the bat, I don't know where you're at. I am not liking your setup. I pro.
Pete Corielli
What's up?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Where are you, bro? I feel like some of you, someone let you out of a prison or a cave to let you do this for a couple hours and you're going back in. What is this set up the fight? Kind of. Is that a chair you're in behind you? Is that.
Pete Corielli
Oh, that's my backdrop, bro. I put a lot of time into this. This is my on road setup. Can you hear me clearly? Are we delayed?
Podcast Intro/Outro
I can hear you.
Pete Corielli
Okay. I don't know where you want me to start because a lot of. A lot of what you're seeing is going to be cropped. Is anyone working with us? Can Patrick come in here and explain to you like so. So when all you're going to see is just a black backdrop on me.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay, all right, I get. I get it. Cropping or whatever. I had no idea you were on the road.
Pete Corielli
Oh, you didn't. They didn't fill you in?
Podcast Intro/Outro
I. So this is a remote setup for you on the road. But please explain to me, right, the black whatever you got behind you, was that brought from home? Is this something that. Is it a sheet from the hotel? What is it?
Pete Corielli
It's brought from home. And I don't. I don't like traveling like this. I traveled with a micro, With a camera, with a computer, with the backdrop. I'm like, I'm not a roadie. What am I doing with all this stuff? I had more equipment than clothes in my bag to come to Long island, so I had to get up early. Even last night after the show. I literally was gonna have a beer, extra beer at the bar and hang out with the owner, Jimmy. And I'm like, I gotta get up and set up with cans and Patrick. So I didn't. There's certain things. This is a dry run, so there's certain things I didn't think to bring, like, cans goes. Nobody said to me, today, next time we send you out, we'll send over. So you could travel with gaffer tape, right? That's like, what am I, a roadie for Jackson Brown? Gaffer thing. That's to tape the cables on the stage so the rock stars don't trip over the bro. So we want to get some gaffer tape, apparently, so I can tape my backdrop higher up on the wall. And this is.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Bro.
Pete Corielli
This is this couch pillows stacked up and then drape draped over the pillows. And then. And then they're telling me, oh, can you make it tighter? Can you? So I'm on it, like, an hour before the show, trying to make it tighter. All the pillows came falling down. I'm like, I got to reset up, guys. So, like, this is in a Marriott. It's a no coffee. Like, you know, I had to walk a half a mile to get. I'm doing the show with a cold Starbucks that I had to get two hours before the show for prep. So, you know. But I'm here, man. I'm psyched to be here. I'm. You're throwing me off. Forget my whole setup. The white T shirts, throwing me off. I mean, I thought we don't do that after Memorial Day, right? What are you sailing?
Podcast Intro/Outro
I knew this was good. I knew this was going to be.
Pete Corielli
I deflect. I apologize. Yeah, it did. It took me for a loop.
Podcast Intro/Outro
You know what I notice with you? If I give you a dig, right?
Pete Corielli
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
You gotta give me one right back, right? So there's no. There's no just taking it, absorbing it. It's always a rebuttal with, oh, yeah, you think my setup's bad. Your shirt is blinding me.
Pete Corielli
No, my setup sucks. You're right. It's a bad habit. And I noticed. I did it when you got in the car or something and I made fun of your bag. And I said, oh, is Lana joining us? Because I felt it was a female bag. And you look at my quick silver backpack and go, is Sadie joining us? Right? You know, and everybody laughed at yours. And then I was like, this isn't our kid's back. And then, you know, five minutes later, I realized it is a kid's backpack. It's a bad habit. I gotta get over it. I should have took a pause, but truly, I was thrown by the white T shirt. I apologize. It's a work in progress. We're gonna make this better as we go forward.
Podcast Intro/Outro
If this happens again, Listen, listen, It's fine. I knew you had a problem with the T shirt. Soon as I sat down, that pen of yours started to write. So do you have white T shirt on your paper?
Pete Corielli
No. I thought when you sat down, you heard me because I went, whoa. Like, Because I wasn't. I just wasn't expecting that, man. Where do we start, too? Because I just woke up this morning, saw a video of the full commit of you on Halloween. I don't know when the show's gonna air, but, like, how much later after Halloween. But you were some sort of an octopus. And a lot of times you use a term where you say, no one else is doing this, and it's like a lot of dads off, but nobody else is doing that. That outfit needs some stage time. Who else does this?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Nobody.
Pete Corielli
That was unbelievable. And the best was when you go, and Atlanta's gonna want to have a glass of wine until one in the morning on Halloween. Like, it was just. It was very funny, man. Just good video, crazy costume.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Let's get into this. Solana, throughout our marriage, has been very creative with costumes. Particularly when the kids were born, we tend to do a family outfit. This year's theme was Creatures under the Sea. So Seraphina was a dolphin, Caruso was a puffer fish. I was an octopus. Lana was a seahorse. So I didn't. I didn't really see the entire outfit till Halloween, where I had basically an orange leotard hanging in my closet to put on. Now, it was tight, you know, tight pants, tight shirt. So I put this on, right? And I don't know if you've ever wore, like, a tight spandex type of. Whether it be for working out or maybe it's some type of long underwear or whatever, but you put yourself in a tight leotard on the bottom, you really look at your manhood and go, wow, I gotta put some shorts on. I don't fill that shit out. Brothers. You know, like Baryshnikov, when he was doing. Can we pull up Baryshnikov? Mikhail. I think his name is Mikhail Baryshnikov. He was a ballerina or a ballerino in the. In the 80s, right? And I remember as a kid, this guy coming out and I was like, God damn. Like, yeah, get one with his leotard on.
Pete Corielli
See, now, can we also get a side Google on whether or not he padded? Because that was a thing in the 70s. Guys, put a sock down there, you know, just to make it seem like they got more going on than they did. If I was a ballerina. I would see that. That could get. It might go to dick pad.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I would think the dick pad or a sock or anything down there would definitely distract or be a hindrance while doing ballerina type moves. Now. So I look down, you know, you're.
Pete Corielli
Calling it a distraction. But here we are 30 years later, you're googling to see his dick bag. So, like, you got. You haven't even once in 10 years of doing. The cast said, oh, do we have a clip of Barish cut off dancing? But here we are, we're looking for his package.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So I think these are good examples. Oh, yeah, no, no, that's not. There's. There's. Go scroll down. There's some. Where he comes out and this, this thing is like, it's. It's coming out before he is.
Pete Corielli
Yeah, he's got to be.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I don't know. Oh, yeah, right there. When he's like up in the air. No, bro.
Pete Corielli
Oh, wow.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Is that show stopper? So, bro, dare to say is that. But this is what I'm talking about. My. Don't fill out the leotard like that. Right? That is yours.
Pete Corielli
That's not. That's a. He's got to be wearing a cup. Look at that. It just looks like. You know, it almost looks like. I don't want to be crass, but a bloated like. Like there's no penis.
Podcast Intro/Outro
A bloated vagina.
Pete Corielli
Yeah. Right. I mean, I don't know what's going on. He's got to have a pad going on there or something. You know what? You know what, bro? What about if you're a ballerina like him and you're dancing with all these beautiful women, do you think you gotta wear something in case you get a hard on mid show? Is that a thing? I mean, I. I would doubt it. Right. But you know, is that a possibility.
Podcast Intro/Outro
That you bring up an interesting topic that I don't know if a lot of people in the entertainment business or I always go to fars to say the sport arena. I'm gonna ask you point blank, bro. Have you ever had a hard on on stage?
Pete Corielli
I never have, man. I was thinking about it. No, I really can't recall that happen.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So do you think while performing, whether it be a singer, a comedian, a dancer or an athlete, do you. I can tell you what ran through your head, bro.
Pete Corielli
Can't even say this out loud. Like I'm. I pet my dog and it like crossed over me. I started to get an erection. I pushed the dog away. And I'm like, am I into bestiality? What the was that it it me up. I'm like, I. I think I even felt like, I even felt like the dog was like, are you getting a hot all right. Oh, I don't know. It's probably been a man out there who's like pet a horse and started to get a hard on and he was probably like, what the is going on with me right now? Why am I getting a heart on petting my horse? Oh, oh. So, so listen, there nothing with Luigi yet like that?
Podcast Intro/Outro
No, I haven't experienced any.
Pete Corielli
All right.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Oh, so that's damn shame what they did to that dog. You know, there are certain times in life where fit really matters. Like when you're picking out some sneakers, marathon training, or you're switching a new brand of boxer briefs, or pulling a trigger on that big engagement ring. And fit also really matters when it comes to finding the right doctor for your specific needs. Shouldn't have to compromise and you don't have to. Thanks to zocdoc. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you could search and compare high quality in network doctors. Choose the right one for your needs and click to instantly book an appointment. We're talking about in network appointments with more than 100,000 healthcare providers across every specialty from mental to dental to eye to skin to much, much more. Zocdoc appointments happen fast, typically within 24 to 72 hours of booking. And you could even score same day appointments. You look down, you got a rash. You know what you call ZOC Doc. Take care of that rash within the next 24 to 72 hours with a healthcare professional near you. Now listen, if I need to find a doctor, I know where I'm going. ZOC Doc, baby. I'm a hypochondriac. Constantly think I'm dying. So nice to have ZOC document on standby. When I look down and I have a swollen foot. Is that gout? We don't know yet. Let's call Zocdoc. So stop putting off those doctors appointments. Go to zocdocdoc.com thecast to find and instantly book a top rated Doctor today at Zocdoc. That's z o c d o c dot com thecast zocdoc.com thecast this podcast.
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Podcast Intro/Outro
So yeah, I don't think, you know like a wide receiver is going to catch a ball, right? He catches a 30 yard pass, he gets up, he goes back to the huddle. Is he hard right?
Pete Corielli
No, but he's not holding up a hot chick that looks like Natalie Portman with her leg spread doing a spin. You know what I mean? Like I, I, I would imagine a ballerina so in the zone. It's like playing a sport. If you're playing tennis with a female, you're not getting a hard on because she bent down to hit the ball.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, but yeah, no, I, I think you're, your mind is, you're right, your mind is elsewhere you things to be thinking about. But anyway, I put this outfit on, we went trick or treat and I want to get into trick or treating and there's a topic that was brought up with the parents. First, what age is an Age where you could send your kid trick or treating with friends and no parents accompanying him. What's the. Is Sadie going trick or treating by herself with her friends?
Pete Corielli
No, the whole Jackie and all the moms and dads go. I don't go because I got to give out the candy. So it's a really big thing by us. But that. I think that's based on neighborhood, man. You know what I mean? Like, if I lived in LA, I'd say 32 where we live. I'd say 12 where you live. Yeah. You know, 32 and would have gone or mace. Then you could go by yourself. And that's not the houses, that's the people in between the houses. You know, that's. That's the problem. No, but, but seriously, anyway, like, well, your. Your little area where you can walk around in there again, 10, 12.
Podcast Intro/Outro
We don't even have trick or treating over here in my neighborhood. Neighborhood is so old, you know, like, there's no community where I live. So we have to go to a. Another community to trick or treat where we. We have a friend. Right, right.
Pete Corielli
That's funny because you would think you. It seems. It seems like there is a community. You pull in houses and blocks. It seems like it would be a very vibrant. You're just saying, like. Like once you get in a neighborhood where the people, like my in laws, they came to my house. I'm like, you're not drinking? And she goes, we don't give out the candy anymore. We just. We stay. We don't go home until it's over. You know, we put the light off so that indicates you're not home.
Podcast Intro/Outro
But.
Pete Corielli
So you got a lot of people of that age not participating.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I don't know what it is with our neighborhood. I think what it is is there's a lot of people here that had their house handed down to them from their parents. Right. So I don't know, I just feel like there's just a lot of hodgepodge of people. It's not. I don't know, it's not a vibrant, like, hey, Tommy, it's. You go by that. You go by the house and go, they got to burn that fucking thing down. I don't know what's going on in there. You know, it's like there's a lot of that in the neighborhood.
Pete Corielli
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. It's funny, the relationship I have with my neighbor is. It's all just sports, like, sorry about your jets, like, things like that. But. But at least it's something. But yeah, you don't have that anymore, man. My dad used to be friends with all the neighbors.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, no, we don't have that here. So we, we went to this neighborhood and I was. The guy was having a party and bro, I don't remember Halloween being like this growing up. Growing up, you wore a costume, you got a pumpkin and you filled up the pumpkin. And when the pumpkin was filled up, you went home, Right? It was pretty much the. And so the next topic that we brought up as parents is how long is an adequate time to trick or treat? Like is it an hour, is it two hours? How long are you out there trick or treating and when do you go home? What's your take on that?
Pete Corielli
Well, our town has a start time and a finish time, which is great. So it's four to seven, four to 7:30. Four to 7:30, so about three and a half hour window. And then we have a party. So we got all these kids over and it was like 7:45 and it was warm out. So the kids are all out on my front porch giving out candy and stuff. At 7:45 someone came and I said to Sadie, yo, that's 15 minutes after the deadline. Let's shut it down, man. You know? But there was still some stragglers, but my whole town knows that, which is pretty cool, man. And nobody comes before that. But yeah, remember the old days, like you'd be like 9:00 at night watching TV. Ding dong, it's fucking two kids in a costume. Like, what the. You know, you got alcoholic parents just getting started right now. You know what I'm saying?
Podcast Intro/Outro
No, you know what that was? That was like the divorced parents, where one took them to their neighborhood and then go by dad at 8:30 and do trick or treating with dad.
Pete Corielli
Dad wants to experience it now with you.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So now, especially in Los Angeles, I don't know if this is anywhere else in the country, but Los Angeles tends to do Halloween to the nth degree. Some of these houses that you go up to, bro, I'm scared to go to the door. Like the amount of, of mechanic they got mechanical. Like there's like a mechanical man out there. And I'm like, is that mechanical? Did they. Are these actors they hired?
Pete Corielli
What the hell?
Podcast Intro/Outro
How much? Like somebody's, Somebody's displays. There's gotta be tens of thousand. One guy had a grave site in his front yard and a guy coming out of the gray, like the dirt. I'm like, what the. He's just like.
Pete Corielli
People get into it now, man. It's crazy.
Podcast Intro/Outro
It's. It's unbelievable. So. And of course, the neighborhood we went to was nice. It was a gated community. And I gotta tell you, bro, what do they call those? Orange. White candy. They're orange and white.
Pete Corielli
The candy corn.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay? Candy corn. Growing up, I got loose candy corn in my pumpkin, right? Like loose. Like they'll throw like four of them in there. They weren't in a packet or anything like that, right?
Pete Corielli
And then when you dumped, you'd separate the candy corns, go over here, right? And the Tootsie Rolls over here.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, we went out to one guy's house. They're not even in the house anymore. Like, you don't go up to the door, they're outside, bro. This guy had a table. It looked like a flea market. I thought it was at the farmers market. This guy had a table set up and he had super sized Kit Kat Snicker. The Snickers was so big, it's like a baseball bat. Didn't even fit in my son's pumpkin, bro. The candy they're passing out now doesn't even fit in the pumpkin. And I gotta tell you, I saw something that was total white trash. What's your take on this guy? Kid walking around with a kitchen, like, garbage bag. Like a. Like a white kitchen garbage bag that you would put in your. Your. Your small kitchen garbage bag. I'm sorry. You show up with a garbage bag. I don't even know if I put candy in that.
Pete Corielli
Well, you know. Well, it's funny, you know, because sometimes you get like a kid, maybe he's just wearing a mask, and by the time he gets to you, he's not even wearing the mask anymore. So, you know, I. I try not to. I'm. I don't judge by a costume or not anymore, because I'm just glad these kids are out, honestly, walking and doing it, but.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Oh, my God, are you hearing this? I'm sorry. Could you bring Pete back?
Pete Corielli
Listen, they're wearing costumes, man, but they're just not good ones sometimes. And then I will. But I tell the kids when they come up, like, I'll point them out. Like, these two kids were wearing about Sadie's age. They were dressed as old ladies and they had walkers and gray wigs. I'm like, oh, love the walkers, guys. Take a handful. Take a handful. You know? So I do that, but I go through 22 bags. I'm out on the porch. There's so many kids coming my way that I wouldn't even go Inside. Now, here's the thing that might shut down Halloween, and I can't believe it hasn't already the trick or treating. About a half hour in, I had one kid fall off my porch going down the steps. He had to be like two or three. And I had three steps down, and he got to the bottom when he tripped, and he fell in the pack of sand just so. He cried for a sec, but he was fine. Mom picked him up. I'm like, all right, I got. I'm gonna bring my down to the first step. So I took my bowls and I went down to the first step so no one had to climb up. I don't need that. Then I got a crack sidewalk. So about 40 minutes later, kid a little older. I don't know about his deal, man. He seen. He was like, trick or treating solo was just his mom. What's that about? You know what I mean? No wingman. No wingman. And he tripped over my crack and he fell. And the mom's helping him up, and I think he might have, like, had a little brush burn on his hand. Now, for legal purposes, I literally. I was about to say, you were right, little fella. I ignored it. I'm pretending like I didn't even see it because I felt like if I said, are you all right, little guy? We're going to be in court. She's trying to sue me three months later, and they're going to go, and what did you say at that moment, Mr. Corielli? I'm like, I said, are you all right, little guy? Oh, he's guilty. You knew it was a big deal even then, or you wouldn't have yelled that out in the middle of Halloween, now, would you? Oh, next thing you know, half this podcast money, which is nothing prolong. Pros are whatever the fuck you are. Even Jackie said, oh, my God, with the prologue commercials. Guy I almost tuned out. And you're my husband, so I can't believe no kid has tripped and falled and sued and shut down the entire trick or treat operation. Right? I'm surprised everybody's not at the engineered property, just, like, giving them a handoff on the sidewalk. Don't even touch my property. Right? Shit, if I trick or treated your house, I would tell Sadie, fake a fucking ankle injury.
Podcast Intro/Outro
You know, you bring up a great point because, you know, a lot of these kids coming to the door, you know, some. Some of these people have, like, shit popping out of, like, a. One guy had one guy popped out of a coffin, you know, and it scared A. Out of people. So I'm. I'm surprised someone hasn't got scared, fell, busted open their head, and a lawsuit is shortly filed thereafter. Yeah. So, yeah, totally. And I gotta rewind back to the trash bag. Yeah, I just think the trash bag is a little. How should I say this? You're anticipating a big night. Yeah. With the candy. Yeah. And a pumpkin tells me I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get a little. I'm gonna get a little candy and call it a night. The trash bag to me sends a message that I'm gonna be out here at midnight and I might come back and rob your house.
Pete Corielli
With what?
Podcast Intro/Outro
With the. With the room I got. With the room I got in this bag, bro.
Pete Corielli
I thought you were telling me he was wearing the trash bag, pretending to be like, garbage. This fucking dude was trick or treating with a garbage bag. Holy shit. I might have put garbage in it. I can't eat everyone else's. I said took my own garbage. Oh, thank you, bro. I think I would have went inside and got him a fucking pillowcase. Jesus.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Well, let me. Let me ask you about that.
Pete Corielli
Was it scented? Yeah, I like the pillowcase. It's classic. Classic.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Classic class. See, I like the pumpkin. I think it's age appropriate, though. Like, Caruso had a pumpkin, Right? Right.
Pete Corielli
That's it.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I think when he gets nine or ten.
Pete Corielli
Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
You lose the pumpkin and you go with a sack, right?
Pete Corielli
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to a town where the houses are on top of each other and you get going. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No long driveways, so. And don't you love that, though, about America? Like, I mean, it's terrible that people starving in other parts of the world, but in America, we're giving out, like, a candy bar that could feed a family for dinner in, you know, rural Saigon. Right. You imagine a guy in Saigon, a little village, is coming home with a jumbo Snickers, cutting up five slices for the family. Oh, God. Would throw those in a little pumpkin, they can't even fit, sticking out of the top of the pumpkin. But you're saying, like, about these decorations. I was walking my dog two days ago, and there's a guy who lives right by me. Such a nice man, Right. And a real family man. And he's got this scarecrow on his front porch. He's already got tons of stuff, so this is an add on. And it's got some sort of wire you can barely see that makes these bats fly around the head. And he hits A light. And as I'm walking by, he's doing the back pedal. He's got a remote, and he hits it, and he's checking it out for the first time, and the eyes are lighting up and the bats are flying around it. I'm like, wow, bro, that's fantastic. And then he turns around with a big smile, and he goes, that's what it's all about, right? That's what it's all about for not going to do this. And I was like, no, I hear you. But as I walked away, I'm like, I feel that way more for Christmas. I get hopped up. But, like, Halloween is just, you know, it's like a comic that they all love, you know, like a niche. There's just the. People love it, man. It's growing. I mean, it's like. There's no meat on the bone, though, right? Well, it's just you put up scary stuff, they trick or treat, and then you take it down. There's not even a big. We do a little Halloween party. I guess you do, too, right? You end up at a party, didn't you?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, we ended up at a party.
Pete Corielli
And I guess people partying now.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, it's just that the. I can't. I can't get into it. I could get into it because I got my kids, and I know this is a fleeting moment. I'm watching Caruso and Seraphina, and Seraphina, every time she got a piece of candy, she ran back to the side. Well, Daddy, look what I got. You know, And I know in three or four years, you know, it's. I just want to know, like, here's another thing. I went to the school to. They had, like a parade, and all the kids walked by with the. You could tell the smart kids just by the costumes they're wearing. Like. Like, one kid had a. His dressed as the periodic table.
Pete Corielli
Holy.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I mean.
Pete Corielli
Oh, my God.
Podcast Intro/Outro
That's another. There was a brother and sister team. One was a dictionary, and the other one was a Thesauru.
Pete Corielli
Oh, my God, bro. That's a Canadian. Like, the first one, period. I can hear Elon Musk doing that. Well, when I was in sixth grade, I went as a periodic table, you know.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Right. And then one kid, the dumb kid walks by. He's Rocky, you know, by the way. By the way, I was Rocky growing up.
Pete Corielli
Oh, yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
And my mom made my outfits, but they weren't, like, made like. You know, some. Some. Some women or mothers like that. They're good at, like, oh, my God. Your mother made that? Yeah, this was the opposite, bro. This was. She took my father's silk robe, right? And in. In white medical tape, Rocky on the back of the robe, right? Like it. So halfway. Halfway through the trick or treat on the back, it just said roll cky fell off like a outfit. One time I was Incredible Hulk. I was Incredible Hulk, right?
Pete Corielli
Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Sheep. She put me in a snow suit, right? And I had Incredible Hulk pajamas. She put the pajamas over the snow suit.
Pete Corielli
Oh, that's clever.
Podcast Intro/Outro
And I was the Incredible Hulk.
Pete Corielli
Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay, fast forward 20, 24. I was trick or treating. I saw the Incredible Hulk. It was one of those things. I was going, is that Lou Ferrigno? I mean, like, fucking real, bro. These outfits are real grown, man.
Pete Corielli
Oh, okay.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah.
Pete Corielli
They get into it, right? Especially in la. I can't imagine, man. They must, like, just forget it, right? Was the guy. But was the guy a big dude?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Body like a bodybuilder? The hair. Remember the hair Fer had? I don't even bring Ferrigno up. Ferrigno. And I gotta find this out.
Pete Corielli
Was it pink?
Podcast Intro/Outro
It was. It was green hair.
Pete Corielli
It was.
Podcast Intro/Outro
But my. My question, I guess, was, do you. Is this a wig?
Pete Corielli
Oh, of course, man. Come on, look at that.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Because sometimes it don't look like a wig.
Pete Corielli
Oh, my gosh. Look at that.
Podcast Intro/Outro
What the fuck is that?
Pete Corielli
I used to love that show, man.
Podcast Intro/Outro
The Pete and Sebastian Show.
Pete Corielli
All right.
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Podcast Intro/Outro
Here's a Lou Ferrigno story. You want to hear a Lou Ferrigno story?
Pete Corielli
Yeah. Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
I didn't even know if I told you this one. My buddy back home owns a gym, right? It's a. It's one of these franchise gyms.
Pete Corielli
Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
And you know. You know the. You know the service. Cameo.
Pete Corielli
Yes, yes, yes.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So if you don't know what a cameo is, there's celebrities on there that you could have. Wish you a happy birthday, happy anniversary, anything you want.
Pete Corielli
Basically, off air, you told me, this is funny, man. This is funny.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So my buddy hired Lou Ferrigno to basically be the spokesman for his gym.
Pete Corielli
But a cameo? Is that not allowed? Doesn't a cameo have to be like, hey, Lucy, Happy birthday?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Instead, my buddy said, hey. He gave him a script and can you read for the promotional, like, new year, new you? So Farigno, right, Is like, in the gym, he's like, hello, everybody. Because I love Everybody. Go to cameo.com, bring up Lou Ferrigno.
Pete Corielli
That'd be a lot of cameos. He's probably done a ton of them. Wow. I've never been on this site before. This is wild.
Podcast Intro/Outro
So anyway, so Lou's like, fit body. That's what it's called. He goes, everybody come to body camp Fitbod. You know, like, he didn't even get the name of the name of the thing. So my buddy had it. My buddy had to go and ask him again. Hey, could you do that over again? You screwed up the. The thing. So it's quite genius, actually, to do to have loof Lou Ferrig, though, promoting your gym for $150.
Pete Corielli
I know, man. It's almost better to keep the one he said wrong and then just cut it at the end. Luke had say, right? Because he's too busy in there pumping weights to remember lines. Come on down and join him, you know, like it's just now I wonder if, like, if Lou knew though, would Lou be like, you can't use Cameo for that purpose, man. Like, you know, I mean, if we could use that, why don't we just drop $1,000 and get like some of the biggest names on Cameo to go. You're listening to the Pete and Sebastian show and so am I. You know, that's it.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay, so let's get. Who's the biggest name on Cameo? On Cameo, bro, this, this is a. This could be a brilliant idea to promote not even the Pete and Sebastian show. Or let's say you got. All right, is there like.
Pete Corielli
Yeah, like, you know how, bro, you know how sometimes you gotta do videos. You do it on a bigger scale than me? But when. When tickets for a particular one.
Podcast Intro/Outro
You know what? Wait, wait. I'm sorry to interrupt you. Take. Take it off. I don't want to see it over here because I'm gonna play a game with Pete.
Pete Corielli
All right?
Podcast Intro/Outro
So I don't want Pete to see this. Okay, okay, bro. All right.
Pete Corielli
But. But like I was going to say, and I'm just making up a name here.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Good.
Pete Corielli
You know how we have to make those videos? Like, hey guys, come on down, join me in Calgary. I love you getting, you know, blah, blah, blah, right when your book or when like my social media team will call and be like, hey man, maybe if you said a video for this city. What if I said to them instead of that, what if we had David Hasselhoff tell them to come see me? You know, so instead of me having to stand there and make that video, just drop 150 bucks, tell Hasselhoff to say what you wanted me to say. And I don't know if that'll make any movement. I don't even know if he's on there. But what. What do we got?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Let's look up. Let's look up Hasselhoff.
Pete Corielli
I think he's. He's a big star. He probably doesn't need the money.
Podcast Intro/Outro
He's on here, bro.
Pete Corielli
He's on there.
Podcast Intro/Outro
And does it say how much he charges here? So, bro, just to. Just to message Hasselhoff is $3.
Pete Corielli
Oh man, what a brilliant idea. I should charge people to text me. So when someone goes to text me, does Pete really need. It says, does he really need to hear this if he wants a three dollar surcharge. Oh my God. No one would text me anymore.
Podcast Intro/Outro
That'd be great. Go back to the home page. I'm gonna do a Game, bro. I'm gonna give you the person and you tell me how much they're charging for a cameo.
Pete Corielli
All right, but can you give me one just name to just give me a. An idea, a scale, like just to get you started. Pete so and so caused this because I don't even.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay, scroll down. I want to see what. Like if there's a guy that might.
Pete Corielli
I mean, I can't believe Hasselhoff even does this. Isn't he like a huge star in Germany? Isn't he like the Franks and.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah, I would thought Baywatch would have took this guy deep into his 90s.
Pete Corielli
I think he's famous in Germany or something like huge. Like for singing like a Sinatra esque. Did you know about that?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Harland Williams. You know him?
Pete Corielli
I do. From Half Baked. Yes, the comedian.
Podcast Intro/Outro
He's charging $99.
Pete Corielli
And that's like to just kind of like say, hey, this is Harlan. Just want to say happy birthday. I hope you have a great day. Kathy, your family loves you. Be good. All right, bye. Like that? That length.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Yeah. So happy birthday. Bachelorette parties roast. Someone promote a business. It's on there. Promote a business. All right. Kenny G. What's he charging?
Pete Corielli
Kenny G. God, that's funny. I never even heard that guy talk. Kenny G is probably charging considering how much money he's got and the need to do it. 3 Hunch for a happy birthday from Kenny G. 700 if you want me to do a little happy birthday.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Does he do the flute for extra third video. Let's play that because he looks like he's got an instrument. And then I want Pete to see this.
Pete Corielli
Oh, wow. Penny G with the. With the clarinet.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Okay, so Kenny. Kenny G. Yeah. I listened to in the 80s when he was first coming up. My question to you is what these guys that like made it with a signature look.
Pete Corielli
Yeah.
Podcast Intro/Outro
In the 80s. And then they're taking that look in, you know, 40. Like, Kenny G hasn't changed his hair in 40 years. Right?
Pete Corielli
No, it's unbelievable, man.
Podcast Intro/Outro
My question is, I see this with a lot of these guys. They keep their look from when they made it. Now do you think if Kenny G. And he is receding, right. If he went like either bald or he cut the hair off, do you think people would go, fuck is this guy?
Pete Corielli
Absolutely. Yeah. He just looks like.
Podcast Intro/Outro
He looks like an accountant with no hair.
Pete Corielli
Right. I mean, Kenny G, if he didn't have that hair, he'd have to carry that clarinet at all times. Just so we go, what? But by the way, bro, I'm still thrown by the initial comment to start this whole thing off when I saw him, when you said, I used to listen to Kenny G, I mean, what, where, when, like, doing your homework, just little clarinet in the background while you're doing math.
Podcast Intro/Outro
Saturday morning when I was doing chores, we used to have them on throughout the house, bro. You ever. You ever vacuum to Kenny G? Beautiful.
Pete Corielli
The only thing I ever did to Kenny G is turn the dial. But it's funny because my. I remember. I distinctly remember my uncle telling me once at a family function how he went to see Kenny G at Jones Beach. And he goes, man, it was the greatest start to a concert ever. All of a sudden the lights go out and a spotlight just comes on. You hear the clarinet? And he goes. And I look to my right and Kenny G is just coming down the steps, playing the clarinet, making his way to the stage. And, like, it always stuck with me, man. Like, wow, Kenny G. So can I hear a little Kenny G? I just want to hear what I'd be dusting my bookcase to on at 9 in the morning.
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Pete Corielli
You.
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I guess you're just all family now.
Pete Corielli
So.
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Pete Corielli
What? Holy. How much is that worth, bro?
Podcast Intro/Outro
Well, are you. Are you blowing away what you get for.
Pete Corielli
Yes, I'm literally. He gave so much. I'm like, is he, like, three times divorced and, like, living on the street? What the fuck did he. Jesus Christ. I would do less for my own grandmother. My message to my own grandmother would be shorter. Holy. And then I'm like, there's no way he's coming back to talk after the clarinet. And he came back one more time, happy. Oh, were you blown away?
Podcast Intro/Outro
I'm sitting there watching this, right? Yeah. Listen, man, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna shit on anybody's hustle. People gotta make money. I get it. But I'm watching this and I go, if I ever get to the point. Yeah, right. Where I'm going, hey, tomorrow, I understand that you broke your leg and you need a little pick me up. What do you think of this one? Two guys walk into a bar. If I'm doing that, bro. Yeah, if I'm doing that, there's. I got problems.
Pete Corielli
Yeah, well, depends on the price. Like, after seeing what Kenny G just did, I would expect him. When they go cut, he goes, okay, now let's go buy a car. You know, like. Like, at least the Subaru.
Podcast Intro/Outro
That should.
Pete Corielli
That's a $26,000 depriving, bro. That was a private show. I mean, holy. How much was that worth? How much does he do that for?
Podcast Intro/Outro
$375.
Pete Corielli
That is frightening, dude. That. That blows me away. $375. I feel like he could, like, burn $375 in that same amount of time with a big lighter and not even care. What's the. What's the net worth on Kenny G? Can we get that?
Podcast Intro/Outro
We're having such a good time. We're just gonna continue this next week. We can't break because if we break, we're going to lose momentum. So thank you for listening. Check the rest of this episode out next week. We will see you then.
Pete Corielli
The show has ended, bro. Can't even say this out loud. Like, I'm. I pet my dog and it, like, crossed over me. I started to get an erection. I pushed the dog away. I'm like, am I into bestiality? What the was that?
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Podcast Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 629: "The Price of Fame: Cameo Pt. 1"
Release Date: November 19, 2024
Hosts: Pete Corielli & Sebastian Maniscalco
Title: "The Price of Fame: Cameo Pt. 1"
In Episode 629 of The Pete and Sebastian Show, hosts Pete Corielli and Sebastian Maniscalco delve into the multifaceted world of fame, celebrity endorsements, and the burgeoning platform of Cameo. While the title suggests an exploration of the costs associated with fame, the discussion expands into personal anecdotes, Halloween experiences, and the evolving nature of celebrity interactions with fans and businesses.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around the hosts' recent Halloween experiences as parents. They share humorous and relatable stories about coordinating family costumes, the challenges of trick-or-treating in modern neighborhoods, and the changing dynamics of community participation.
Family Costume Coordination:
Sebastian shares, “Throughout our marriage, Solana has been very creative with costumes... This year's theme was Creatures under the Sea” (08:10).
Trick-or-Treating Challenges:
Pete discusses the logistics of managing trick-or-treating times, emphasizing safety and community standards. “Our town has a start time and a finish time, which is great. So it's four to seven, four to 7:30...” (23:25).
Modern Halloween Decorations:
The hosts comment on the over-the-top decorations in Los Angeles, with Sebastian noting, “Some of these houses you go up to... have mechanical displays that are just unbelievable” (25:06).
Safety Concerns:
Pete recounts incidents where children tripped during trick-or-treating, highlighting parental concerns and the importance of maintaining safe environments. “A kid fell off my porch... he cried for a sec, but he was fine” (29:50).
Pete and Sebastian reflect nostalgically on past Halloweens, contrasting them with current practices. They reminisce about simpler times when trick-or-treating was more about community and less about elaborate costumes or excessive candy.
Nostalgic Memories:
Sebastian recalls his childhood costumes, such as dressing up as an octopus, and the fun of trick-or-treating without the pressure of extravagant outfits. “I went as the periodic table... looks like Elon Musk doing that” (35:24).
Modern Costume Trends:
The hosts critique some contemporary costumes, pointing out the shift from creative to sometimes less thoughtful choices. Pete humorously suggests, “I’d have put garbage in it” when discussing a kid's costume involving a garbage bag (31:28).
Transitioning from Halloween, Pete introduces a discussion about celebrity endorsements, specifically focusing on the platform Cameo. This segment examines how celebrities engage with businesses and fans, and the implications of such engagements.
Lou Ferrigno's Cameo Experience:
Sebastian shares an anecdote about a friend hiring Lou Ferrigno through Cameo for a gym promotion. “Lou’s like, ‘Everybody come to body camp Fitbod...’” (40:34). The hosts humorously critique the authenticity and effectiveness of such endorsements.
Cameo Pricing Insights:
They explore the cost dynamics of using Cameo, citing examples like Harland Williams charging $99 and Kenny G’s $700 for personalized messages. Pete expresses skepticism about the value offered, remarking, “He gave so much. I might have put garbage in it” (50:09).
Skepticism Towards Celebrity Engagements:
The hosts debate the practicality of using Cameo for business promotions, questioning whether endorsements from celebrities truly resonate with audiences or merely serve as a superficial marketing tool. Sebastian muses, “If we could use that, why don't we just drop $1,000 and get some of the biggest names on Cameo” (43:28).
A notable discussion point is the importance celebrities place on maintaining their iconic appearances over decades, leveraging this to sustain their brand and appeal.
Kenny G’s Consistent Image:
The conversation shifts to musicians like Kenny G, whose unchanged look over 40 years is both a brand strength and a potential hindrance. Pete humorously theorizes, “If Kenny G. didn’t have that hair, he’d have to carry that clarinet at all times” (47:33).
Audience Perception:
The hosts debate whether altering a signature look would affect a celebrity’s popularity and recognizability. Pete asserts, “Absolutely... he just looks like...” questioning the reliance on visual branding (47:35).
Interspersed throughout the episode are lighthearted exchanges and comedic bits that highlight the rapport between Pete and Sebastian.
Embarrassing Moments:
Pete shares a cringe-worthy moment involving accidental arousal while interacting with his dog, prompting humorous reflections on personal boundaries. “I pet my dog and it like crossed over me. I started to get an erection...” (52:45).
Mocking Cameo Messages:
The hosts create fictional Cameo messages, satirizing the platform’s offerings and the exaggerated nature of some celebrity responses. Sebastian provides a mock message from Kenny G, emphasizing the superficiality of such interactions (48:58).
As Episode 629 wraps up, Pete and Sebastian tease further discussions on celebrity culture and the economics of fame in future episodes. They express enthusiasm for continuing to explore how platforms like Cameo influence both celebrities and their audiences.
Pete concludes with, “The show has ended, bro... What did he [Kenny G.] do?” reflecting on the episode’s humorous take on fame and endorsements (52:45).
Sebastian on Family Costumes:
“Throughout our marriage, Solana has been very creative with costumes... This year's theme was Creatures under the Sea.” (08:10)
Pete on Trick-or-Treating Safety:
“A kid fell off my porch... he cried for a sec, but he was fine.” (29:50)
Sebastian on Modern Halloween Decorations:
“Some of these houses you go up to... have mechanical displays that are just unbelievable.” (25:06)
Pete on Cameo Pricing:
“He gave so much. I might have put garbage in it.” (50:09)
Discussion on Signature Looks:
Pete: “If Kenny G. didn’t have that hair, he’d have to carry that clarinet at all times.” (47:33)
Evolving Traditions:
The episode underscores how traditional activities like Halloween have transformed, reflecting changes in community engagement and societal norms.
Celebrity Endorsements:
Cameo and similar platforms represent a shift in how celebrities interact with fans and businesses, raising questions about authenticity and value.
Maintaining Brand Identity:
Celebrities' commitment to their iconic appearances plays a crucial role in sustaining their public image and fan base.
Humor as a Tool:
Pete and Sebastian effectively use humor to navigate and critique contemporary cultural phenomena, making the discussion both entertaining and insightful.
Episode 629 of The Pete and Sebastian Show offers a blend of heartfelt family stories, sharp humor, and critical perspectives on celebrity culture. By weaving personal experiences with broader societal observations, Pete and Sebastian provide listeners with both laughs and food for thought on the price of fame and the tools platforms like Cameo provide in maintaining celebrity relevance.
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Note: This summary excludes advertisement segments, intros, and outros as per the request, focusing solely on the content-driven discussions between Pete Corielli and Sebastian Maniscalco.