638: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 638 - "Seasonal Changes"

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show – Episode 638: "Seasonal Changes"

Release Date: January 21, 2025
Hosts: Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco
Podcast: The Pete and Sebastian Show
Episode Title: "Seasonal Changes"

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Introduction

In Episode 638, titled "Seasonal Changes," hosts Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco engage in their trademark comedic banter, delving into a variety of topics ranging from personal anecdotes to societal observations. This episode, released on January 21, 2025, encapsulates their unique dynamic, blending humor with relatable stories that resonate with their audience.

Patreon and Listener Engagement (02:58 - 04:08)

Pete begins the episode by addressing listener feedback regarding the podcast's length and the frequency of advertisements. He introduces their Patreon platform, offering an ad-free experience and exclusive content for subscribers.

• Pete Corrieli [02:58]: "You go for $5 a month and you join us over on Patreon where you get to see every Pete and Sebastian show with no ads."

Sebastian complements this by highlighting the additional interactive shows and live sessions available exclusively to Patreon supporters.

Humorous Banter on Beef Jerky and Personal Stories (04:08 - 15:41)

The conversation swiftly transitions into a humorous exchange about beef jerky, where Pete recounts a mishap involving limited snack options:

• Pete Corrieli [05:22]: "Deer meat is not a great little snack, I don't think. Picture a deer standing there and you bend over and take a bite out of its back. That's not a snack."

Sebastian counters with his own experiences, emphasizing the abundance of fresh fruit at home compared to the packaged deer meat they often encounter on the road. This segment showcases their ability to transform everyday scenarios into comedic narratives.

Discussion on Social Etiquette and Disabilities (10:03 - 21:34)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to exploring the nuances of interacting with individuals who have disabilities. Pete shares an encounter with a man missing his right arm, sparking a debate on the appropriateness of commenting on such differences.

• Pete Corrieli [12:14]: "Do you ever think, if someone has a missing limb and you see them again, is it all right to say, 'Oh my God, what happened?'"

Sebastian offers his perspective, advocating for a more direct approach while acknowledging the sensitivity required in such interactions.

• Sebastian Maniscalco [13:56]: "If you're missing a limb and someone sees you, I'd lead with what happened. It's not offensive; it's just part of human interaction."

This dialogue underscores the hosts' commitment to addressing important social topics with humor and empathy.

Musings on Weather Phenomena (22:13 - 23:27)

The hosts briefly touch upon weather-related topics, debating the distinctions between high winds, hurricanes, and tornadoes. Their lighthearted discussion reflects their ability to infuse humor into scientific conversations.

• Sebastian Maniscalco [23:27]: "High wind refers to sustained strong winds over a wide area, typically without rotation. Whereas a tornado is a violently rotating column of air."

Reflections on Video Games and Childhood Nostalgia (23:27 - 28:08)

Transitioning to a more nostalgic tone, Pete and Sebastian reminisce about their childhood experiences with video games. They contrast the simplicity of Atari games with the complexity of modern gaming consoles like the Nintendo Switch.

• Pete Corrieli [24:51]: "We just got Sadie for Christmas. Nintendo Switch. One of the big reasons why I wanted to get that is because Mario's on there."

Sebastian jokes about the overwhelming number of controls in contemporary games, expressing a preference for the simplicity of older gaming systems.

Christmas Traditions and Family Dynamics (28:08 - 36:26)

A substantial segment of the episode delves into the complexities of modern Christmas traditions. The hosts discuss the challenges of maintaining the magic of Santa Claus in an age where children ask increasingly skeptical questions.

• Sebastian Maniscalco [33:27]: "My daughter’s like, how does Santa land his sleigh when it's not snowing? He hovers. I mean, what do you do?"

Pete humorously contemplates the logistics of Santa Claus, sharing his vision of an idyllic Christmas in Siena, Italy.

• Pete Corrieli [36:26]: "This has been a dream. Let's stay in Siena, in a cute little beautiful hotel on Christmas. I bet it is so magical."

Their conversation highlights the tension between cherished traditions and the desire to create new, meaningful experiences in a changing world.

Incorporating Current Projects and Show Promotions (36:26 - 50:44)

The discussion shifts to Pete's involvement in a show on HBO Max, where he praises Sebastian's acting skills and the collaborative efforts behind the scenes.

• Pete Corrieli [40:49]: "It's a true to form comedy. They’re trying to make you laugh and it's fucking great."

Sebastian shares insights about the show's production dynamics, emphasizing the importance of teamwork and creative input.

• Sebastian Maniscalco [43:21]: "We're in a constant state of rehearsing and perfecting the lines. It's like being at school all the time."

The hosts also briefly address environmental concerns, with Sebastian inquiring about recent fire incidents exacerbated by high winds.

Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts (50:37 - 53:35)

As the episode nears its end, Pete and Sebastian transition to logistical discussions about upcoming Patreon content and live shows. They also touch upon recent developments in their personal lives, maintaining their signature blend of humor and sincerity.

• Pete Corrieli [52:49]: "No, no, other than the hello. I was like, no, not really. Not until he came back and told me what happened."

Their final exchanges encapsulate the essence of the show—lighthearted, engaging, and deeply personal.

Notable Quotes

• Pete Corrieli [05:22]: "Deer meat is not a great little snack. Picture a deer standing there and you bend over and take a bite out of its back. That's not a snack."
• Sebastian Maniscalco [13:56]: "If you're missing a limb and someone sees you, I'd lead with what happened. It's not offensive; it's just part of human interaction."
• Pete Corrieli [36:26]: "Let's stay in Siena, in a cute little beautiful hotel on Christmas. I bet it is so magical."
• Sebastian Maniscalco [43:21]: "We're in a constant state of rehearsing and perfecting the lines. It's like being at school all the time."

Conclusion

Episode 638 of The Pete and Sebastian Show offers a rich tapestry of humor, heartfelt discussions, and insightful observations. Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco adeptly navigate through personal stories, social etiquette, and nostalgic reflections, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining dialogue. For listeners seeking a blend of comedy and genuine conversation, this episode stands out as a quintessential example of the hosts' dynamic chemistry.

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Note: This summary intentionally omits advertisement segments and non-content sections to focus on the core discussions and comedic exchanges between Pete and Sebastian.

Transcript

[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Alright.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know you guys wonder, do we ever read the comments on the channel, on the YouTube channel and Patreon channel? The answer is yes. And I see a lot of you guys are complaining about the shows are a little too short or there's too many ads. I got a way to solve that. You go for $5 a month and you join us over on Patreon where you get to see every Pete and Sebastian show with no ads. Plus you get a whole nother extra show only on Patreon where we talk about things like whatever happened when I got that letter from somebody telling me I gotta get out of Fredonia. I finished talking about that on the Patreon channel. And on top of all that, you now get live me every Tuesday doing Loose Ends on our Patreon channel. 8:30 East Coast, 5:30 West Coast. Sebastian hops on quite a bit. I take calls for an hour and a half, at least up to two hours. So if you want to be a part of the cast, you can do that too. On loose Ends every Tuesday, all for $5 a month. And the people that already are with us over there, thank you for being with us. I'm having a lot of fun with you guys every Tuesday. And I'll catch you next week. Boom. Done. Back to the cast or ads. Or maybe ads.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's what I'm saying. But if this was on Patreon, you know, there wouldn't be ads after what I just said.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is the Pete and Sebastian show.

[Pete Corrieli]

With Pete Corieli and Sebastian Maniscalco.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Wildflowers and wine. Oh, scratchy. Record the background of our life, everybody. Welcome to the Pete and Sebastian show. Sebastian man. Scalpel. Pete Corieli coming to you live and direct. Little beef jerky. By the way, totally into beef jerky. M A U, I think you say Maui. Little venison stick, great little snack. Not a sponsor. Send me free shit, please. Yeah, I'm sick of paying full price for shit, all right?

[Pete Corrieli]

I'm sick of it. Deer meat is not a great little snack, I don't think. I mean, I mean picture like. Picture like if a deer is standing there and you were to bend over and take a bite out of its back. That's what you just did. That's not a snack.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, let me take you back four weeks ago when you were down in beef jerky from John.

[Pete Corrieli]

Right, right. But I'm not in your hotel promoting it to youth. We got young kids listening. Think beef jerky is this. It's. It's meat guy.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. What you were devouring and said, oh, this is a beautiful snack. At the end of the night, I eat my beef jerky and I get.

[Pete Corrieli]

In my bathtub because I had lack of options. Now I'm home and I got other options. You got. I'm sure I've been to your house. There's always an abundance of fresh fruit. It's like a goddamn lobby at a five star hotel in Mexico. That's how much fresh fruit's floating around. You're coming up with packaged deer meat.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's great.

[Pete Corrieli]

By the way, John Petrelli, whose meat we have from the road, also wrote that book. I finished it. Like to get into that at some point with John. Maybe down the line on the road we'll do something with that. Have. Do an interview with him about it. Incredible book.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, let me just kind of give you a compliment here in regards to your. And you must have scored really high on this in school, your reading and comprehension. I'll put it up against any Harvard grad. The. The ability to not only read, but then offer information to other people from what you read is astounding. I mean, John was even stunned that you remember these little idiosyncrasies throughout his book that, you know, he thought maybe he wouldn't have picked up on. Oh, wow.

[Pete Corrieli]

Listen, I appreciate that, but it's like, it's like bread my knowledge from books, it's like it has a fucking expiration date. Like, you know, within a year, I won't even remember the title of his fucking book.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's so sad.

[Pete Corrieli]

I hate that about it though. You know, you only remember, like nuggets. But the last story about falling out of the boat, oh my God, he almost drowned. With the boat coming around in a circle, pulling out a knife, cutting, his weight is off. While he's drowning, his weight is off. If I'm drowning, I don't have to wear with all the go, let me get out my knife. And Tom Cruise this situation. What the fuck?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think, good.

[Pete Corrieli]

Would you do it if you were dying and you had a minute left to think about how to solve the problem? Or a minute left to cry?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I die.

[Pete Corrieli]

Me too. I just one loud fall.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't got that mind where I react in real time going, oh, I'm drowning. What's making me drown. Oh, the weights. I don't do any of that. I just go down. That's it, we're done.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's a funny bit, bro. That's a funny bit. You don't go, oh, wait. If I tap on the door, the glass will shatter and it'll give me time to pull myself up. If I just hold that. I just have to. If I could just reach. Like, I'm dead.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, you see those videos where the car careens off the road and ends up in a lake, right? And it starts to submerge, right? And then you see the people in the car. You know, like you said, either they have a mechanism that breaks the window or they're trying to get out. If that was me, boom, in the car seat, this is all you would see from out. You would just see me with the hands on the wheel, just going underneath. Goodbye, we're done. That's it.

[Pete Corrieli]

And if I. If I did get out, like, saving people, nothing. I'd be like the Kennedy, right? I'd be just all wet on the bridge, lying. I don't know what happened. Is she here? Ah, she's still down there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh. So before we get into anything, I think I got. I got a funny one I want to share with you if you got a sec here. This is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, where am I going?

[Pete Corrieli]

What is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Tell me, what's your take?

[Pete Corrieli]

What is your take on this? What do you do? Okay. And I gotta say this delicately because it's a bit of a tragedy involved, and I don't want to be disrespectful, but I'm just saying it from my standpoint, like a. I guess like a Larry David type moment. Long story short, Jackie and I were out for a function. We'll just leave it at that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Let me just interrupt you one second before you get into the story, and I'll let you tell the story. So the way you preface the story, already, I'm in. Like, when you tell me I want to be delicate and not disrespectful, I'm like, God, this is great, Right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah. And there was a bit of a tragedy involved.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Already. I'm laughing.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right, so that's a thing, right? It's a delicate thing, that. So we're at a social thing, like a fun thing. Sadie's there, too, and a guy I know very little. I've seen him a few times. Very nice guy, fan. But like a nice man. He comes up and he's talking to us, and he own. I don't know if I can get into this. He only has one arm. And he only has one arm. He's missing his right arm now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now. Ah, good.

[Pete Corrieli]

I could swear the last time I saw him, he had two arms. I'm like, I think I remember if he only had one arm. But then again, it's almost like when you think someone's pregnant but they could be fat. So you don't say anything, but you're like, they gotta be pregnant. It's gotta be pregnant. Like, I'm like, this guy, he had two arms. I remember, right? So then he leaves, and I said to Jackie, didn't he have two arms last time? And she's like, I think so. I'm not sure. And I go, yeah, but like, if he didn't, don't you think you'd remember that? Like, I don't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, I'm confused on. If someone has a missing limb, right, and you met them before, you would remember.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's what I'm saying. Okay, right. But he's. But he's not bringing it up, and I'm not bringing it up, and we're chatting, you know? And then when he left, I said to Jackie, didn't he have two of them? She goes, I think so, but I'm not sure. And I'm like, well, I think we'd remember that. So it's exactly what you're saying, okay? So I was like, geez, I've said something. And I said to Jackie, like, I go, what if he's going right now? The fuck I got one of them. And you don't ask what the fuck happened? Fucking asshole. Like. Like, you know, maybe he's thinking that about me, right? So then a little later on, he comes up again and we're chatting. And then he said, until this happened. I was like, oh, you know, I don't want to say anything, you know? And then he told me what happened. It was this as an accident, not in the car, but it was a farming accident. It's just terrible, terrible story. But, like, my point of it is, do you. If you're. If you see someone that you know and now they're missing a limb since the last time you saw them, is it all right for you to say, oh, my God, what happened? Or do you not say anything until they say what happened?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

God forbid, if anything like that happened to me, I would lead with that.

[Pete Corrieli]

The minute you say what you just said, you made everything I say make me feel like a bad guy. Because all of a sudden you softened it all a Little bit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, you did.

[Pete Corrieli]

You did.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Listen, I'm going to tell you, if you're missing a finger, a limb, an eyeball, whatever it is, if you see me for the first time and then I leave and you see me again the next next time, and I got an eye patch on, I tell you, got my eyeball taken out by a bird, whatever it is.

[Pete Corrieli]

You're gonna say that to everybody because.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You'Re looking at me going, what's wrong with the eye? That's. And you're not even hearing what I'm saying. So I lead with the arm got chewed off in a wood chipper. Unbelievable. Anyway, had a great bro.

[Pete Corrieli]

Did you see Wicked? That's what the girl green girl did everywhere she went. Let's get this out of the way. Parents aren't green. Don't know why this hat. Like, that's how she walked into a room.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We open with that, and then we put it to bed. Because if I don't open with that, I'm going to say, I had a great Christmas, this and that. It's just you're sitting there going, this guy has two arms. Last time I saw him, like, in your head, right? Did you even hear what this guy was talking about?

[Pete Corrieli]

No, no, other than the hello. I was like, no, not really. Not until he came back and told me what happened.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now.

[Pete Corrieli]

But like, if you know someone, let's say the level of your mailman that you see every day, but you don't even really know him, but all of a sudden, one day he has a patch and he's not telling you. Why do you say to him, man, what happened? Like, I don't even know the guy's name. Do you say, what happened to you? I. Or do you just not say anything?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think it's the responsibility of the person who has had something happen to them. Tell.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right. Very interesting.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The person, hey, this is what happened to me. And if you don't say anything, that's fine. That's your prerogative. However, I feel like the person is going to be wondering, oh, what happened? Why air. You see somebody, you talk to them, have a conversation. You're talking, da, da, da. Next time they're in a wheelchair, right? Oh, geez, where do you go? What happened? Or do you just act like, hey, here's something.

[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Here's something I don't know how to respond to. Some of the time when you meet somebody in a wheelchair, do you stand straight up? Like, do you just talk to them as if they were standing? Or do you get on a knee or bend down and put your. Your hands on your knees and talk to them eye to eye? What should take on wheelchairs?

[Pete Corrieli]

Clap? Are you kidding? Are you kidding me? Are you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Are you serious? Listen.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, my God. You get down on a. Yeah. You ever wait on someone in a wheelchair? You get down on one knee. What would you like, sir? Beer or glass of wine? Oh, my God.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Listen. No, I. I've had this happen to me a few times where I. I meet somebody backstage and I meet.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And they're like, okay, let's take a picture. Okay, so do you take a picture on like a knee with, you know, down at wheelchair level, or do you stand behind the wheelchair and take a picture?

[Pete Corrieli]

No, I get down to the level, yeah, for that. I get down to the level.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But for talking. You stand?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think I would stand. Yeah, I think I would stand. I think I have. Yeah, I do stand.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, but for the picture, you get down on the knee, Right. Why? Do you know why that is? Why don't you just stand like you were talking to me?

[Pete Corrieli]

Because you're supposed to be like, shoulder to shoulder for a photo, aren't you? I mean, what if there's a kid.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

In a photo and you're taking it as a family? Do you get down to kid level?

[Pete Corrieli]

No, I try to get his shoulder level with the majority of the people that like. I picked the main shoulder level and I go with that one. I don't know. I don't know. So you bring up a good point. What did you do when you, like, take a photo with a little person? Do you bend down or is that insulting?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know. I don't know. That's why I'm asking the question. I mean, I don't think a lot of people think of these things because maybe, you know, whatever, I just. I just go the extra mile with it, that's all. There's nothing offensive about it. I'm just saying, when you meet somebody in a fucking wheelchair, do you. Do you. Do you talk on a knee?

[Pete Corrieli]

Relax. Listen, you don't have to defend it. I just did a whole thing about him. Guy with one arm. Relax.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Again with this thing. Jesus Christ.

[Pete Corrieli]

Got a nickel dime operation, you have that can't survive 100 mile an hour wind.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

These are wins, bro. These are wins. It's like a tornado.

[Pete Corrieli]

Because I'm saying, I mean. Yeah, you can't be mad.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Could you look up tornado and this is another question here. Let's go, let's, let's dissect the wind. What makes it wind and then what makes it a tornado? Because if 100 miles an hour is what a tornado starts throwing off but there's no tornado, you just call it wind.

[Pete Corrieli]

Well is it, or what about when they go tornado like winds? Like what does that mean? But is there a certain level? What, what, when do you go from high winds to hurricane by the way? Like 100 miles an hour high winds, 101 miles an hour hurricane. Yeah. 101 miles an hour and now it's swirling tornado feeling. Would have a bit about this.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I, I, I, I think a hurricane starts in the water, right? That's water related.

[Pete Corrieli]

No, they're taking you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I just, no, it starts over, over water and it starts reaching land. I'm saying what's going on outside right now? I walked out there, I almost got blown off my feet. But there's no, there's no, there's no tornado. It's just high winds. So I want to find out what high winds, when that becomes a tornado or it's just if it's 250 mile an hour wind, is that just count as wind? High wind refers to a sustained strong winds over a wide area, typically without rotation. Whereas a tornado is violently rotating column of air. Okay. That's the difference. So rotating air and then straight winds east and west. I want to get into Christmas a little bit. I know we're kind of past it, but I want to kind of go back to it a little bit. I bought a PlayStation video game for the family also I bought it for my brother in law. Me and him like to play FIFA. This was way back about 12 years ago. Used to play FIFA when I used to go to his house, used to have an Xbox. I thought I had video games growing up. Right. Be nice for my kids to you know, play video games. And we downloaded Pac Man, Frogger. Old school, old school games. Not some of these games that are like. I tried one of these games, I think it was called Astro. Are you, are you, are you a gamer?

[Pete Corrieli]

When I was a kid.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

When I was a kid. Okay. But there's grown men that play games online. Right, right. FIFA, Madden, what have you. You gotta be. And maybe just because I'm older and my brain don't work this way. The amount of buttons and controls that you got to memorize and. Oh, the X does this, the B does the jump, the C does that. Bro, give me the Atari joystick with one red button. Right, right. Laughing that's all I need. This A, B back. Throw the ball. Cat, X, triangle, RL Too much. Too much for me.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But kids are having fun with it. Yeah. What were your video games?

[Pete Corrieli]

What did you play? I mean, like, we had Atari, right, Growing up, but I. It's funny you say that, because we just got Sadie for Christmas. Nintendo Switch.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, yeah, we got that too.

[Pete Corrieli]

And. And one of the big reasons why I wanted to get that is because Mario's on there, you know? I love Mario. I used to love that growing up, you know? Although I didn't even play it yet, because we also got her the sport cartridge where you can play tennis and volleyball and all that. Dude, I'm loving that you put the thing on your wrist and you got on the tv. I'm doing the volleyball. Coming up for the spike. Oh, going against her. You working up a sweat right there in your living room. It's phenomenal. Jumping around. So. But, yeah, I'm not a video guy, so. But same reason as you're saying. It's like, so much shit going on. I don't even. Even when I watch her play, I'm like, are you playing right now? Or is it like. She goes, yeah, fighting. It's too much. So, no, I'm not. But I also still have Atari hooked up because I got Atari.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You still have. I don't know. You still have Atari.

[Pete Corrieli]

I bought a new Atari for her when she was like, three or four, thinking she'd get it, and then maybe, like. Maybe she was like, seven. But so we. And Atari now, when you buy it, has every game built in. Pitfall. Yeah, but, like, so we have them both hooked up. So you can literally put on Nintendo Switch and then go to Atari. Oh, my God, bro. That's like going from fucking Teterboro private airplane to fucking Greyhound bus. Holy shit. You ever play Frogger on Atari?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I just played it. They have. They have those games for Nintendo. Like, they have Pac man and Frogger, but they're on the Nintendo games. You don't have to buy the Atari.

[Pete Corrieli]

They'Re on, but is it the Pac man from the pizza place? Pac Man. The Atari. Pac man sucked.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Is this what you got on Atari?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. That's what I got on my Nintendo. The Pete and Sebastian show.

[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I got that going. For Christmas. We're getting a little lax here with the, with the Santa Claus, I think. You know, I don't know if you guys were, were a little bit more not careful, but so, so what my wife is. What she does is she put post it notes on the gifts so she knows what gift it is. You know, like on the back of the gift it says dinosaur puzzle. Right? So sometimes the kids will take the gift or sometimes my wife or I will forget to take the post it note off and the kids will go, oh, it's a dinosaur. She's like, no, don't read that. That's for the elves so they know what's in the right. And the kids are looking at us going, come on.

[Pete Corrieli]

Who you kidding?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know, this is this thing, this thing's dying and it's dying slowly.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So we got, we gotta figure out.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, it's all, it doesn't matter. Nothing changes. Sadie had a blast. She's like, whatever, it doesn't change a thing, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think we screwed up with the Santa Claus because. And I told Lana this, I go, why don't we just do two gifts from Santa and the rest from us, right? Because number one, it's hard for me to keep track of who gave what to our kids. So I go, oh, yeah, you know, Santa brought that, right? And he's like, no, daddy, you gave this to me. You know, like, I don't know what gifts are from Santa and what gifts are from mommy and dad.

[Pete Corrieli]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, guy. As long as there's a Santa, what's coming from you? I mean, once when my daughter was like seven, I think I got her like a necklace. I'm like, this is a little something special from dad. But other than that, this is a fucking Santa pile. And that's it. There's a daddy and mommy pile and a Santa pile.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Because I'm sick of this guy getting all the credit, bro. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

I was about to say you stepping on the man's toes. The fat man brings.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Fuck. I got two Mario Karts on the tennis court that they're like, we're so glad Santa brought these. I bought those.

[Pete Corrieli]

They'll know in time. But right now, it's all from Santa. You're supposed to be, like, going, I can't believe Santa brought this. This is. How does he even get it down the chimney? You're like. You're not even doing it anyway, bro. You're like, is this one from daddy or from Santa? I can't even. I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, well, the problem with Santa Claus right now is when we were growing up, Santa brought a train track, a bicycle, right? Whatever. Matchbox car, whatever it was, Right, right, right. It's hard for a kid to believe that Santa is making a PlayStation 5 in the north Pole, right? Like, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

I know, but I mean, still, you thought he was making an air hockey. What the. You know what I'm saying? Like, all of it was.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

By the way, that's a little bit more believable than he made a video game console that you could play volleyball on. You know, it's like, what the fuck are these elves doing up there? You know, like, so they see that. They see that. They see the cartoons where the elves are making these little trinkets and whatnot. They're not. They're not doing, like, high tech.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know. Even when I was a kid and I'd watch them Christmas things, the elves are making fucking wooden cars. I'm like, if I got a wooden car for Christmas, we'd have a big fucking problem around this house. We'd have a big problem right now. But, I mean, I remember as a kid, it was weird, too. You go to the store and you'd see what you'd want for Christmas in the store. I'm like, santa's selling a surplus to see us. What the fuck is going on with this? Yeah, but, bro, you know, you don't overthink it. You just. Just go with it going. It's Christmas. The guy comes down the chimney. I don't know how he gets the down there, but he does. I'm rolling with it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, my kids are even going with questions that I can't even answer. My. My daughter's like, how does sand land his sleigh when it's not snowing? Because the. The blades of the. Of the sleigh catch the snow and he slides in. He's. They're like, how does he land when there's no snow and I'm like, jesus Christ. I don't. He hovers. I mean, what do you.

[Pete Corrieli]

What do you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What do you do? And. And the whole getting down the chimney. And even my kids are looking up the chimney, like, how does he fit down the chimney? And I'm like, I don't know. It's like magic.

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, but, like, I gotta ask you, because we here, we have. We have white Christmas, knockwood almost every year, and it's freezing, but, like, do you feel a little, like, slighted or like when you watch a Christmas movie and it's all in snow and stuff? Are you like, nah, fuck them then. Like, they don't care about us. We don't care about them. Like, or. Because it's like, we're celebrating a place that you're not in. People live in Florida, Arizona. I remember when I was in L. A. Right before Christmas, I was like, I need to get out of here and just slide into my holiday spirit. Because, yeah, it definitely didn't get comfortable.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it adds an element to the holidays that. That, you know, it's. It's a miss. When I see that stuff, I'm like, I. I actually, you know, like, oh, that'd be cool to be in snow. Maybe next year we'll go to Colorado for skiing or Christmas where there's snow. I don't know. Lana and I have a whole, whole thing over here that we want to start our own traditions. We want to start making some mem. Within the family and not kind of following suit with what we do every Christmas. I mean, we do have a tradition where my sister comes over with her kids. But I win mine next year going, hey, let's pack it up and let's go to Utah and spend Christmas in Utah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Which you take. That's what I'm saying. The minute the kid doesn't believe in Santa, I feel like it opens up the gate to. Again with. Though Jackie, she wants to be near her parents, and I get that too. I don't want to be 80 years old. God forbid. Jackie's gone, and Sadie's looking at me. I'm 82, dribbling on myself. And she's like, you're gonna be alone this Christmas, dad, because Ken wants to go to Utah. Oh, yeah. So.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So what you're saying is, as long as the parents are alive, you are going to stay in Fredonia. Now, my. My question, I'm going flip it around on you if the parents stay alive another 20 years, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You and your Parents are going to be drooling all over each other, going, you got. We didn't do.

[Pete Corrieli]

You're right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We didn't do any new traditions. You know what I'm saying?

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, when they reach a point where they don't even. Like when you're just bopping over to go, merry Christmas, and then you're leaving, it's like, you know, when they get to the point where they don't even know it's Christmas unless you tell them it's Christmas. But I have. I got a dream.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And, like, you're telling me there's going to be a point on our lives, right? Well, we're in a bed somewhere in a nursing home or propped up in our room, and Satan and Seraphine are going to come in, give you a kiss on the forehead on December 19, and go, Merry Christmas, dad. And then get up on a United flight and head to Europe.

[Pete Corrieli]

Right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right. You say that.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, because I'm going. And then when the lady's wiping my ass, I'll be like, it came. It came early. It came early. It's over. Over. Don't waste your time. I don't know. You don't have to bring me a fucking. You know, bro, you're your favorite. We bring you an espresso from Tim Hortons. Dad, I've always wanted to go. This has been a dream. And you could tell me better if I'm. If I'm even right about this. I'm sure you've been to this place. Siena, Italy. The way the whole town is encased in a wall, right? And years ago, when I went there with Jackie, I said, gosh, my dream is to stay in here in Siena, in a cute little beautiful hotel on Christmas. I bet it is so magical. Does Italy get into Christmas the way we do?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I would. I would think if you went to Rome, Christmas in Rome would be spectacular.

[Pete Corrieli]

It just sounds spectacular. I'm getting goosebumps hearing it. Oh, Christmas in Rome. It's like an Audrey Hepburn movie.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Christmas in Rome. Even, like, even in northern Italy. Maybe close to the Switzerland border. Like, Switzerland. Christmas.

[Pete Corrieli]

Christmas.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God, the Alps, the lights. Little hot cocoa by a fire with a beautiful Christmas tree. I mean, these are things that, you know, are in the realm of possibility as we progress through life. I'm just saying. Not that I don't like the traditions that we currently have, but, you know, when are we gonna branch off and start doing Thanksgiving and Bahamas or wherever it might be? You know, just something a little bit untraditional. We'll see. Yeah, drop it in the comments, guys. Guys, drop it in the comments. What you guys do during Christmas and Thanksgiving again, nobody's gonna read them. But watch and remember, we care. No, we do care. We do care. We do care. I mean, come on, this is, we've been doing this now for north of 12 years. So something's gotta be, something's gotta be working.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And if we get together and we have guests, if we ever start to do guests that don't have to be in studio, I have a new number one guest I'd like to try and get. I would love to get Suge Knight from fucking jail. Oh, Jesus Christ. On the Pete and Sebastian show this.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Motherfucker out of my face. Oh my God. That would definitely not just up a little bit.

[Pete Corrieli]

So what's up? Are we gonna, when are we gonna talk about the greatness of the show, man? I mean, listen.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I mean I'm not gonna, I'm.

[Pete Corrieli]

Not gonna say bookie is hilarious. It's, it's, it's. The acting is great. The storyline is moving forward. The writing is great. It's, it's really a powerhouse, man. Now is it up for this coming now 2025 is when it would be eligible for like the Golden Globes, right? Like, like the Golden Globes. I just saw it couldn't have been eligible for that. For season two, it was eligible.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Season one. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Okay.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now again, season two will be next. Golden Globes, bro.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's what I'm saying. Season one, we get to know the characters, all the actors were getting their feet. Every show you ever see, season one is that, that's a great show. Season one is good and you're glad it got picked up. And then season two, it's like everyone's got their footing. Everyone's got their footing on this, man. It's just really great show.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, thank you. Appreciate it.

[Pete Corrieli]

The cop too. There's so many great moments with the cop when, when your mother in law, she's great, dude, she's great. And your dynamic, whatever. And she comes up and gets on the bike, jumps on the one day and he's going, oh fuck, that's the movie. There's so many great lines and your lines with her. And I had one question I wanted to ask you and this is just an example because your acting is great. Best acting I think I've ever seen you do.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Thank you.

[Pete Corrieli]

And I thought you've done great acting in a lot of shit. But when you, when you pick up the mother in law, all Right. We're at four, we're four episodes in now, folks. This is on hbo, Max, you gotta check it out. It's actually funny. And I say that because, you know, so many of the comedies, like the Bear, one for the best comedy and people were saying it's not even a comedy, it's a dramedy. This is a true to form comedy. They're trying to make you laugh and it's fucking great. Now you're driving and you got your mother in law that was now going to come live with you and you go about your wife. You go, so and so is going to like having you here for a little while. For a little while. Right now the script just says so and so is going to like having you here for a little while. Now do you make the choice like the way you said it, you, in your words, you made it seem like for a little while, like where I would may have bad actor, I go, you know, Kathy's going to like having you here for a little while. Like, cut. No, Pete, it's like, it's like, like so do they, do they? Does anyone ever tell you, oh, you want to say like this or are you just making choices on your own?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So yeah, you make choices. In that particular scene, I wasn't doing it as pronounced as it should have been. Like it had to come off as if you ain't staying more than two days, you know, that's how it came off. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But in the beginning it wasn't. So that's directing. Directing will tell you, hey, you know what, let's massage it here. Let's massage it. You're there. There's a lot of things that, you know, the writers are there on, on, you know, Chuck is there, he's showrunning this whole thing. So there's a lot of time. He chimes in and goes, no, no, no, no. Or the director will come out and go, no, let's, let's, let's try it this way. Or not. Not so hot. And they're not, you know, like, you know, they're, they're kind of like conducting this whole thing. We'll start the car. Cool. Leave it in park. Is that a good idea? Relax.

[Pete Corrieli]

When I was his age, I was stealing cars.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I would have guessed horses. Yeah, I mean from the response that we're getting, it's very flattering. People enjoy, enjoy the show. My whole thing is, you know, you know, we were off for two, three weeks. The whole town shuts down. So I'll probably get word within the next, probably three or four weeks if this thing's going another season. It's just the whole, like, kind of. You do these things, and now you got to sit there and wait. You don't know whether or not this thing. That. That could be it. That could be it. What you saw this season, after eight episodes, that could be the end of this damn thing. Which is a little disheartening just because, you know, back in the day, they used to renew you for, like, all right, we're gonna give you two seasons, three seasons, so you at least, you know, you had a Runway of like, okay, where are these things going now? It's like, it's what, January after April, after the tour, I'm basically unemployed. It'd be nice to know if we're going to be shooting this thing this summer. So that's the only drawback about it.

[Pete Corrieli]

Then you can put yourself as a writer. You put yourself like a guy like Chuck Lorre as a. As the writer of it. He's. He's probably even tenfold, where he's on vacation and he's like. In his head, he's having a drink and he's thinking of season three. Oh, God, it'd be so funny if. And he's going, stop thinking about it. Hasn't been picked up. Don't wait. Think of other things. Like. Like, you don't even want to waste your energy creatively until you know. Because. You know. Because they'll only be disappointed if you're like, I got a great idea for season three. Not going, ah, shit. But what about getting to the point. This is rarefied. Yeah. Where like, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, these kind of things where they're wondering, is he gonna do another season? Like, it's up to the actors. Oh, God.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's power.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's power. Well, not next year. We're gonna take next year off. But the year after, we'll come back and do a double season.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it'd be nice to be in that position where you could dictate whether.

[Pete Corrieli]

Or not just so many funny scenes. So many. But, like, though, when you're waving. Am I giving it away? Whatever. I'm saying it. When you're waving to the helicopter, is there really a helicopter in that scene?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, there's not.

[Pete Corrieli]

Wow.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No. So that was.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's amazing, because I thought there was a helicopter there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, there's no helicopter that's put in post. What they had is a drone. They had a drone up there catching My wave. There's like a camera catching the wave, but the helicopters put in afterwards.

[Pete Corrieli]

See, that's amazing, because I'm sitting on my couch going, oh, my God. Talk about knowing you made it, hiring a helicopter for you to wave to. So do you think there was a helicopter following Leota and Goodfellas back then, or you think they were doing some kind of post thing, too?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think they probably shot a helicopter and then, you know, edited it in to make it look like he was looking at it.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't. I don't think that that was 1990. I don't think they were doing post helicopter or. I don't even think they had the technology back then. Yep, that's it.

[Pete Corrieli]

You got to get to your mother. See, I told you. Now, Omar, your partner in this, who's the whole thing with his mom and the guy, it's like. It's so good. And the nice house he's living in and your guy's chemistry with the baby, it's so. It's so funny. Now, some of these scenes, like, afterwards, aren't you guys, like, to each other, like, oh, God. Was funny, like. Like, is that. Is anyone laughing, like, there when you're doing it? Like, you brought a baby, you know, like, that was gonna do it on street cred and then corduroy asking if the baby wants oysters. I think it's a lot of funny. I don't know. It's just always interesting to me if the actors forget that the. The.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The.

[Pete Corrieli]

The people filming are laughing. Are you guys going, shit? That was pretty funny? Because you look like you're having a good time, dude.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know what? It does. It does happen from time to time. Not that we sit there and go, wow, that was funny. We'll laugh kind of maybe after the scene and that kind of show that we were. But I'm not really, like, when I'm there and I'm doing this stuff, I am so focused on getting the lines correct and not, like. Because it takes a while for the lines to, like, be embedded in my head. So we do a scene, and while they're setting up for the next scene, we're running the lines again, right? And then when they're. When we're moving to another location on the way to the location, we're either doing the lines for that seed or we're doing the lines for tomorrow, because we just got the sides for tomorrow. So it's like. So it's a. It's a constant. It's like, I don't know how these people do it. Like, when they. In between scenes, they're, like, having fun and, like, with water balloons or whatever. You see some of this on set, bro. I feel like I'm at school between 8 to 8, I'm at school studying. There's no time for, like, any riff raff.

[Pete Corrieli]

Right? Right. Wow. Well, I tell you, man, it seems like you know the lines and, like, it's. It's. Yeah, it's really funny.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So, yeah, it's. It's been fun and hopefully, and we got a really good group of people.

[Pete Corrieli]

So I would imagine your mom watches every episode. And knowing your mom, she probably calls a critique in some capacity.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We haven't done this in a while. I'll give you what my mom said.

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, I got one. I know one scene where she was probably like, what the hell was that? We didn't need that. It was Rob's scene in the boat.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, with the. Coming out of. The coming out of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

That was about two and a half. And he's funny as hell in that show. And he committed to that scene. It was great. Less commitment. But in post that, that scene went about two minutes too long.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

My VOD just. I just watched the bookie. Oh, my God. Sebastian. Best episode three. I said, oh, the third episode. We just had the fourth one drop tonight. She's. Yeah, I know. I watched that too. But the third, I was dying. Laugh.

[Pete Corrieli]

I like four.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, the parents, they'll give you. You know, like, I didn't really like four, but three was good. You know, I'm saying they don't. They don't sugarcoat nothing.

[Pete Corrieli]

Three was the going to the house with the. With the Met.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hold on. We got it.

[Pete Corrieli]

That was a great one.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We're getting reports of a brush fire headed towards buildings due to high winds. We have to wrap this up.

[Pete Corrieli]

Holy.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hold on. La Sienna Sunset. You see any fire out there?

[Pete Corrieli]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is what I don't understand. And maybe you could. Maybe you could shed some light on this with these fires and high winds. What's going on? Like, does somebody light a match and they throw it on the ground and all of a sudden, what's going on? Why does wind cause fire?

[Pete Corrieli]

Right. Well, you know, it's like blowing on. You know, blowing on fire. I don't know why, though. Adds oxygen to the fire. I know that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, but, like, where are these fires? Are they simmering somewhere and all of a sudden the wind picks up and like. Oh, we got like. I guess my question is, is there fire kindling somewhere. And that's all it needs is a little wind to get going.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know I don't know much about fire in that capacity because we haven't been over 30 degrees in 14 days. So you could literally light gasoline out there and it's not gonna do shit. It's frozen.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Anyway, our time is up here. Pete and Sebastian show couple things to the listeners. We gotta thank you for listening. Go to Patreon if you like the show, go to Patreon. There's a Tuesday night, loose ends hosted by the one and only Pete Corieli. Gonna make a concerted effort to pop on there more. Five bucks a month, one extra episode a month, you get the loose ends every week you get pictures from the road. Pete and I are going to go back on the road shortly. This is probably coming out after. We've already been on the road, but go to sebastianlive.com for ticket information. Thanks for hanging with us and we will see you next week.

[Pete Corrieli]

The show has ended. She's like, you're gonna be alone this Christmas, dad, because Ken wants to go to Utah. These are violent criminals, so they're not gonna go down easy.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Pete Corrieli]

Let's get this done.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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