651: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 651 - "Scent of a Man"

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 651: "Scent of a Man" Release Date: April 22, 2025

Hosts: Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco
Produced by: Studio71
Description: Two A-list comedians, Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco, come together weekly to deliver a tight comedy radio show filled with engaging stories and hilarious comedy bits.

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1. Recent Trip to Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Timestamp: [02:43] – [05:06]

Pete and Sebastian kick off the episode by reflecting on their recent trip to Fort Lauderdale. Pete expresses gratitude towards the fans who attended the shows, mentioning it was his best performance tour yet. The conversation quickly pivots to Pete's noticeable tan from the trip.

Pete Corrieli:
"I felt like I was 25 years old." [03:26]

Sebastian teases Pete about his tan, sparking a playful debate about the merits and drawbacks of having a tan, especially concerning health and appearance.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"It's unbelievable what a tan does to a person's physical appearance." [04:01]

2. Tans and Skin Cancer Awareness

Timestamp: [04:12] – [09:06]

The discussion deepens as they touch upon the serious topic of skin cancer, highlighting its prevalence and fatality rates. Pete brings up melanoma’s global impact, leading to Sebastian sharing a personal anecdote about losing his mother to the disease.

Pete Corrieli:
"50,000 deaths worldwide from skin cancer worldwide. Melanoma is the most commonly fatal form of skin cancer with nearly 50,000 annual deaths worldwide." [17:00]

They emphasize the importance of sun exposure moderation while humorously debating the aesthetics of being tan versus the risks involved.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"If you're tan and your family's not, what does a tan symbolize to you? To me, it symbolizes somebody had a good time." [09:06]

3. The Impact of a Tanned Appearance

Timestamp: [09:06] – [13:08]

Pete and Sebastian explore the social perceptions of tans, discussing how a tan can either rejuvenate one's appearance or, conversely, lead to uncomfortable situations, such as unwanted attention or embarrassment when barefoot.

Pete Corrieli:
"If I ever saw Frank Sinatra in a beautiful Italian loafer, would that ruin it for you?" [07:02]

They humorously contemplate the ideal balance of a tan, poking fun at each other's tanning levels and the visible results of their sun exposure.

4. Introduction of the "Do You Wear Cologne?" Segment

Timestamp: [16:10] – [25:23]

Pete introduces a new segment titled "Do You Wear Cologne?", aiming to discuss various colognes, their application, and personal preferences. He shares his own experience with Creed Imperial, a unisex fragrance, detailing his new application technique of two pumps followed by a casual brush.

Pete Corrieli:
"And this is a Creed Imperial. It's a unisex cologne." [25:07]

Sebastian humorously critiques Pete's cologne strategy, debating the intensity and social implications of wearing fragrances.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"If you put on what you just did outside of the studio and then came in, Patrick might not even smell you, bro." [25:59]

5. Applying Cologne: Dos and Don'ts

Timestamp: [25:23] – [30:44]

The hosts delve into the nuances of cologne application, discussing optimal spray amounts and the longevity of scents. They debate whether cologne should be a subtle hint or a noticeable presence in social settings.

Pete Corrieli:
"The best part of cologne is if you went in to hug somebody and they had cologne on and then you came off the hug, it's so faint." [25:00]

Sebastian proposes experimenting with different application intensities to find the perfect balance, while Pete considers upping his spray count to receive more noticeable compliments.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"Do you smell me on a Tuesday, I smell different on a Friday." [28:52]

6. Marital Interactions and Communication

Timestamp: [36:45] – [59:20]

Transitioning from cologne, Pete and Sebastian initiate a discussion about marital dynamics, introducing a potential new segment focused on what spouses do that might bother the other. Pete shares a personal story about navigating morning routines with his wife, Lana.

Pete Corrieli:
"She goes, you're gonna come home. At the dinner table, I look like George Hamilton, and you all look like you're Mormon." [07:02]

They explore scenarios where Pete feels misunderstood or burdened by his wife's requests, leading to humorous exchanges about communication challenges within a marriage.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"That's where the start of the divorce began right here." [42:25]

7. Listener Engagement and Interaction

Timestamp: [50:35] – [57:10]

Pete expresses frustration over social etiquette in inviting guests to friends' homes, seeking input on whether it's appropriate to bring additional people when invited to someone’s residence for a meal. Sebastian provides comedic relief, questioning the practicality and social norms of such invitations.

Pete Corrieli:
"I'm in this hunt for a cologne that I could rely on right now. I'm kind of all over the map." [31:03]

Sebastian advises Pete to perhaps simplify his approach, humorously suggesting that Pete might be overthinking the social aspects.

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"Why don't you just throw a fucking wedding in the guy's living room?" [55:33]

8. Conclusion and Farewells

Timestamp: [59:20] – [60:26]

The episode wraps up with playful banter about the new segments and their ongoing humorous reflections on personal habits and social interactions. Pete promises more engaging content in future episodes, hinting at continued exploration of their humorous takes on everyday scenarios.

Pete Corrieli:
"The store was almost like seeing me with no shoes on, right? He's like, look at this poor SAP in a white robe and his slippers on." [45:19]

Sebastian Maniscalco:
"That's rehab from a stroke. That's what they do." [60:18]

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Pete Corrieli:
  "I felt like I was 25 years old." [03:26]

• Sebastian Maniscalco:
  "It's unbelievable what a tan does to a person's physical appearance." [04:01]

• Pete Corrieli:
  "50,000 deaths worldwide from skin cancer worldwide. Melanoma is the most commonly fatal form of skin cancer with nearly 50,000 annual deaths worldwide." [17:00]

• Sebastian Maniscalco:
  "If you're tan and your family's not, what does a tan symbolize to you?" [09:06]

• Pete Corrieli:
  "The best part of cologne is if you went in to hug somebody and they had cologne on and then you came off the hug, it's so faint." [25:00]

• Sebastian Maniscalco:
  "Why don't you just throw a fucking wedding in the guy's living room?" [55:33]

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Key Takeaways

• Humorous Exploration of Personal Appearance: The hosts blend humor with personal anecdotes to discuss the social and health implications of having a tan, making light of serious topics like skin cancer while raising awareness.

• Introduction of New Segments: Pete introduces the "Do You Wear Cologne?" segment, aiming to delve into personal grooming habits, demonstrating the show's evolving nature and commitment to engaging content.

• Marital Dynamics: Through relatable stories, Pete and Sebastian humorously examine communication challenges within marriages, offering listeners both laughter and reflection on their personal relationships.

• Interactive and Relatable Content: The hosts maintain a conversational tone, making the podcast accessible and enjoyable for both regular listeners and newcomers.

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Conclusion: Episode 651 of The Pete and Sebastian Show, titled "Scent of a Man," seamlessly blends humor with genuine reflections on personal habits, appearances, and relationships. Through engaging dialogues, the comedians offer laughter while touching upon relatable life scenarios, ensuring a rich and entertaining listening experience.

Transcript

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corieli and Sebastian Maniscalco for it all.

[Pete Corrieli]

Pete Sebastian show we are up and running fresh off a trip from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Gotta thank everybody that came out to the show in Florida. Have to say it was my best time on the tour in regards to performing and hanging out in Florida. And I'm surprised you haven't cut me off yet and commented on the tan.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I. I saw it in Florida. I saw it. You look great. I mean come on. I say every night.

[Pete Corrieli]

No, no, no, this is it set in when you saw it, it was. It was cooking, right? This is the finished product, bro. And I Gotta tell you something about a tan. It just revitalizes your life. And if you don't have a tan out there and you're not one of these people that walks around an umbrella or you're scared of the sun, or you think about skin cancer, I get all those things. However, you put a little color in your face and on your chest, you wake up, bro, I felt like I was 25 years old.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's unbelievable what a tan does to a person's physical appearance. And, I mean, how many people die of skin cancer a year? Two, three? I don't know what's going on. I lost my mother.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know. We're going to have the melanoma. Whatever you get, let's look up skin cancer. And where does that rank in deaths?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I have to say two, because you're a humble guy. Won't say, folks, this is 6,500 seats. Four shows in a row, sold out. It never ends, man. It was. It was so fun. That was a great crowds. It's unbelievable what you're doing out there, bro. That was a lot of fun. But every day I'm a little. One thing I gotta say, because we've been pure honesty our whole run on this cast for years. Spent a lot of time together off stage. Now spend no time together in Florida. And best time you ever had off fucking stage ever.

[Pete Corrieli]

And say off stage.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You practically said that. You said on and off. You did. You did. But. No, but I saw the tan from your golf. And every day you came the green room, you were tan. It's not dark.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know I was tan. I'm just telling you, this is the finish.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's a little light. It's a little light. I'd be darker. I'd be darker. I mean, you got color. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Disappointed in your color.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I didn't lay out. I couldn't lay out. Well, I was staying at the facility, so people would see the show and then they come over and it's very nice of them, but it's embarrassing when someone just saw you perform and now they're looking at your white feet. What the fuck? You know what I mean?

[Pete Corrieli]

You did. Dan, you didn't tan because you were afraid of getting accosted at the pool.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Not accosted in that way. Embarrassed. I don't even, like, I don't even. You know, I don't even perform in sneakers, right? So I would be like, it's so embarrassing for me to be barefoot. Having someone discuss my show with me. It's like so vulnerable.

[Pete Corrieli]

So I Feel. I feel. Let's say, if you ever saw Billy Joel's feet, would that ruin it for you?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I wouldn't even go up to him if he was barefoot. I wouldn't even go. Even if they said, billy Joel's calling you over for a daiquiri at the bar, the outdoor bar, I'd be like, is he going to put on sneakers? Because if so, if not, I'm not going over you. So I'm grateful for every single time someone says they enjoyed the show or they love the cast.

[Pete Corrieli]

Don't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Come on. You know I am, but I'm just embarrassed in the feet situation.

[Pete Corrieli]

I get it. And I feel if you see your favorite entertainer or celebrity and they have no shoes on, it completely ruins it moving forward how you view them as the entertainer. Like, if I ever saw. I couldn't say, like, if you saw Frank Sinatra in a beautiful Italian loafer, would that ruin it for you?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

A loafer?

[Pete Corrieli]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But honestly, I'm really not comfortable seeing my heroes in shorts. Even, man. Even the shoot, you know, it's like, I like to think my heroes of rock and roll wake up and pour whiskey into their coffee and light a cigarette, and that's how they live. I don't want to see the lead guitarist for Aerosmith jogging. What the. You know what I mean? Like, and I know they do, but I don't want to see that. You know, I see Slash doing crunches in the gym, Axl Rose on the treadmill. I got 10 more minutes. We'll get a smoothie. No, I like to think they live. Like, you know, I'm looking at all the glass cases in Hard Rock, and I was blown away at how many of them died. You know, you got your Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, your Prince, your Navon. All of them. All of them. Well, not all of them, but. So you live hard, you die hard. They don't want to see me in barefoot. And the other thing I mentioned to you, it's a little different for you because you live in California, and this goes out there to all men if you're ever on a business trip. I think it's extremely tacky in the winter, which it kind of still is. It's 30 degrees here today, but I know it's early spring. It's tacky for a man to be tan when the rest of his family isn't. I said, you're gonna come home. At the dinner table, I look like George Hamilton, and you all look like you're Mormon.

[Pete Corrieli]

What the fuck is that?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's weird. Daddy had a good time. Passed the mashed potatoes, sweetie.

[Pete Corrieli]

So you feel like the whole family has to match in their skin tone. As a fan, like, if you went out to dinner and you were 10, and Sadie and.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Jackie were.

[Pete Corrieli]

Sadie and Jackie were completely white, do you think people would look at your family and go, jesus Christ, where was that guy in anything? His family? Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

If we're on vacation and they choose to stay under the umbrella, that's a different story. We're all out on vacation. Clearly, they can be tan if they want. But when you're tan and your family's not, what does a tan symbolize to you? To me, it symbolizes somebody had a good time. Right? You know, somebody was under the sun, you know, I mean, yeah, maybe they were landscaping, but usually, you know, so I just feel like, yeah, you know, you know, Jackie's going to go, how would. His shows. They were great. Meanwhile, I'm fucking glowing, you know? Cause I was so. I don't know. But again, your tan right now, I don't know if this is what you were going for. It's so. It's there, but it's not powerful. It makes me. It's the kind of tan that I could wonder if it was just from golf or mowing the lawn, you know, it's not as aggressive as when we laid when we were tan last year. Wherever we were that time we were in Florida, I mean, we were going for it.

[Pete Corrieli]

Are you comparing my 10 when I hung out with you? Because to give you a little background story, my buddy from Chicago, Eric, came out. He's a big golfer, so we went golfing a couple of times. And some might ask, why wasn't Pete invited to the golf? Well, I'll tell you why.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't golf.

[Pete Corrieli]

You don't golf? Level one. Level two, I hadn't spent. I haven't seen my buddy Eric in a while. So it was one of those things where, you know, it's like if you start mixing. Mixing the ingredients to the soup, you know, like, you ever have like a. Not that you guys wouldn't get along. It's just like, sometimes it's better just to church and state, bro. Right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It would be like him bringing a colleague that he works without. This is my friend, so. And so we have a good time on the weekends together, but we work together. You'd be like, at the end of the day, work together. What's he doing? You golfed with a couple. With Nick, too. The guy who owns the restaurant in Boston, Right. Chefs all over the joint this weekend.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, there was. Yeah, there was a lot. A lot of people coming in and out of that backstage area. But Pete, I think, is referring to. I think Pete might be a little. I don't want to say jealous, but he's trying to make the last trip that we took together to Florida, and he's trying to say I was more hand with him than I was. Than I was with my buddy from you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So you literally. That. The fact that you're trying to make it seem like I'm doing that is hilarious. But I'm not saying that's because, you know you're with the wrong company to get the right tan. I'm just saying you didn't. It's not. Is that the new level you're going with? With more of a lighter gold, like? Because I'm.

[Pete Corrieli]

You know what I think is happening here? I don't think the tan is translating through the video camera. I'll have to refer to Patrick. When you look at me, do you go, man, this guy went to Cancun.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I noticed you were tan.

[Pete Corrieli]

He noticed right off the bat. Came right in.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He didn't answer what you asked him, though. Ask again, Patrick. Does he look like someone who went on vacation in Cancun or perhaps mowed his lawn on a sunny Sunday afternoon?

[Pete Corrieli]

The lawn tans can be a little.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

More harsh on the forehead, I think the arms are even.

[Pete Corrieli]

No farmer tan, bro.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's not an island tan. He wasn't laying out for a week. Right, right. That's what I'm saying.

[Pete Corrieli]

This is just so you know, this is a golf tan twice with slacks on and a hat. And this is only 2 1/2 hours at the pool.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, so there was a little pool time.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, yeah. All right. I was there for four days. I didn't lay out all four days at the pool. This is like two and a half hours all in.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I got it. I don't know if you could tell. I did about 30 minutes at the pool. Cause they opened up the one down by my tower, and for about 30 minutes, there was nobody around. And I don't know, bro, but I'm thinking I do. 30 minutes.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's all I did in the sun all weekend. No golf included. I might be the level you are. I just think if we did a tan contest, I would crush you. If we had a week to go for it. Oh, boy.

[Pete Corrieli]

We might have to do that. We might have to do it. By the way, I want to mention something to you. I'll say that I got a lot in my pile here I want to talk about.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You look fresh and healthy though and ready to go though. I give you that.

[Pete Corrieli]

Thank you for noticing. Really appreciate it.

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[Pete Corrieli]

I ventured this to you in the dressing room in Florida. My new icebreaker is do you wear cologne? All right, when I don't know somebody or just to mix up the conversation, I think cologne is a good icebreaker. And the reason this came up is I was out with some people I didn't really know and the conversation was quite boring. The guy was telling me about his golf clubs and they didn't get to his house because the FedEx screwed it up. So they said I didn't really want to know the logistics of his golf clubs and where they were. So I hit him with. You wear cologne and it just switches up the whole thing. It just comes out of left field and. And I know you're not a big cologne guy, and I want to introduce a new segment to the Pete and Sebastian. And it's called do you wear cologne? And each week I'm going to come on here with a different cologne and kind of tell you why and when I put it on and how I apply it. You wear cologne. So I'd like to introduce this first with the cologne that I. I currently have on today. It's a Creed Imperial. All right. It's. It's a unisex cologne. And I don't know how you feel about this, right? This could be worn man or woman, which I think throws the. And what do you call a person that's smelling like a viewer is someone who sees stuff. What is a smeller? Is there a word for that, by the way? 50,000 deaths worldwide from skin cancer worldwide. Melanoma is the most commonly fatal form of skin cancer with nearly 50,000 annual deaths worldwide. So that's. That's the top of the top melanoma. 50,000.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What do you think that's worldwide? 50,000. 38,000 of them are the aborigines alone in Australia. So you're really. Well, you're looking at 12 out of the whole world. 12,000 people.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, wait. Australia and New Zealand have the highest incidence rates of skin cancer. Wow, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's unbelievable. I still want to joke.

[Pete Corrieli]

I got it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And even then, wait. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Gotta impress that your geography knowledge, it's pretty impressive, bro.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm an enigma. When I die and people do a deep dive into me, there's gonna be some finding out some fucking statues are gonna be built. It's unbelievable. I mean, I know lately it seems like I've been bragging about myself a lot, but I'm getting on the tail end of my life and nobody else is, so I gotta step it up. So I know you not.

[Pete Corrieli]

I love it. I love a. I love a good brag. Good. Do you need to brag anymore? Do you got anything else you want to brag about?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I just. I just think at the end of the day, my accent has like set out. Like you hear my accent and all these presumptions are made. But if you get past the accent, fucking high iq. Could have been a doctor, could have Been a lot of things.

[Pete Corrieli]

I gotta tell you though. We went out to dinner. I think it was, what, the first night? Was it Thursday night we went out to dinner to that Korean barbecue place? Or was that Friday night?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Friday night? Yeah, Friday night.

[Pete Corrieli]

Friday night. So we went out with Michael, Lindsay, my buddy Eric, and you. And you did. And I generally don't like this from people, but since you're a comedian, you know how to do it. And I forget what you were saying, but you did a stand up act out. Like I generally don't like when people get up from the table to illustrate like a point or. You ever see someone get up from the table and do something in the middle of a story and you're like, hey, sit down. It's not needed.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, but.

[Pete Corrieli]

You did a stand up act out. Something about. Was it a torpedo? What the hell? What the heck was it? Do you remember what you were talking about? Where you stood up and you acted out the.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, if you.

[Pete Corrieli]

We had some wines. That's why my memory's failing me.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't mind an act out. When someone doesn't act out a lot, I don't like. I don't like people being overly physical to try and get the laugh like in a story. And then when the. And the worst is when they're doing it and they give the glance over to see if you're laughing. Oh, my God. What are you gonna do now? Check for the time to make sure you don't go over. I mean, you know, but if you're just in the moment and you go, so I stood up. I'm with you. I'm with you. So. But now you're making me. I gotta think of it. Cause now I'm a little concerned that I didn't even.

[Pete Corrieli]

Eric commented on it. My buddy commented on how funny the story and then the act out when you got up. But maybe I could find out from him.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It don't matter, bro.

[Pete Corrieli]

Okay, okay, we'll leave that alone. Anyway, great. We're talking about the act outs and the voice and the whole thing. And, you know, brag a little bit more. I started the show off bragging about my 10. Obviously it didn't stick, but you know, brag all day long. This has little fruit scent to it. Little sea salt.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What's the name?

[Pete Corrieli]

Creed. Creed. Because Melissa May came out 1995. This particular brand now, or. Sorry, was it 1995 or 2005? I do not want to misquote here.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That scent has been around that long.

[Pete Corrieli]

95. Yeah, it's a 30 year old scent. All right? Now, generally how I used to apply cologne was two sprays here, right? Little rub and then four in the air and just brush through it. Now what I'm doing is a new style, new, new way. I do two pumps. One, two. And then throughout the night.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, man.

[Pete Corrieli]

What you take and then just maybe just a casual brush, you know, I.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Think that that's how you start your next special. I know you got the new one coming out, but it's like LeBron doing the chalk into the air. I think you gotta reverse engineer, though, in the sense that, like, I mean, literally, you mean. You might need to have to have. Get a shower, get by a shower and spend some time with, I don't know, scentologists or something. But, like, really get it down. Because like, like, like. So I'm saying, first of all, go heavy. How heavy can you go a cologne before everyone in the room is like, Jesus, they may go, you may be six pumps in. And everyone's like, no. So. And you may find out, it turns out eight pumps is how strong I should be going. Then you go and you rinse off in the shower. You come back out and then you try other things. Like, should I be putting it in my hair? Maybe two in the hair. Let the follicles, let it sit. Do some testing. Do some real testing. Chuck Yeager, this shit, you know, be.

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What do you think about all those things?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, what? How much is too much? I mean, I just pumped two in the small room that we're in here, and I could definitely smell it. Can you smell it? Yeah, it's pretty strong coming out of the bottle. However, I give it about 15, 20 minutes and you'll just get hints of it. I think the best part of cologne is if you went in to hug somebody and they had cologne on and then you came off the hug, it's so faint. You would go, oh, God, what's that? Fun. Almost. You have to go in for a second sniff, you know, like coming out of it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, whoa.

[Pete Corrieli]

What is it? Because if you came in too strong and then it stays with you after you talk to the person, like, it almost got on you. It shouldn't be like mosquito repellent. It should be just. Does this guy have a hint of sea salt coming off his neck?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is a great conversation. I'm questioning the hint. Everything you say is a hint. A hint. Like, I don't want to walk into a room and go, was a man in here? I want to walk in and go, there's a man. There's a man in here. You know, like, my dad would go heavy in the morning because I think he had to drive to the train station, get on a train, and go an hour and a half to the city, and then walk 10 blocks to get to his office. So there's just a lot of. It's coming off before I get to where I'm going. I think you might be going too light, bro. I think you might be going too light.

[Pete Corrieli]

I don't know if there's been any scientific studies on how long does cologne last on the skin. So if you sprayed at 8 in the morning, at 8 at night, is that still there? Does one spray get you through 16 hours? What's. What's. What's the.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And there's. I'm thinking too, like, is there. Like, do you want to be. Like, maybe. Maybe you should have colognes at your job, right? Because maybe when you start work, you want to come in light. It's early. I don't want to dominate, but maybe after lunch, I want to hit him a little harder, let them know we still got four hours left in this day, creed that down, you know what I'm saying? Like, different levels at different times of the day. Like, I think if you put on what you just did outside of the studio and then came in, Patrick might not even smell you, bro. Well, yeah, you do, because it's on your hand.

[Pete Corrieli]

Nah, I know. It's settling then, though. It's like the tan. It's settled.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The other thing I'm questioning because I don't know how to take this. My wife is a very good friend who wears perfume that's. And they do. She. She's classy lady, and she wears. We love the perfumes she wears. Me and Sadie say we can smell them, but after we're around her, you can smell it on us a little bit. But, like, a perfect example is when we spend the weekend at their house, the dog smells like her perfume, and it's always great perfume. So there's no. It's lovely. And we. But we joke about it, but. But. But I don't smell it on her. It's not dominating on her. It's like a perfume that like. Like a tick. It's always looking for a new host, you know what I'm saying? And I don't mind leaving with a little, like. I like. It's also a woman. I don't want to leave with a man scent following me around all day. You know what I Mean, but a female scent is. I don't know. I don't want to sound dirty or anything, but I'm just saying it's a nice perfume.

[Pete Corrieli]

It's not.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It wasn't like an. Some, like, old lady perfume where you're.

[Pete Corrieli]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think if you're leaving with the scent on you, I'm not really into that. But just again, I just. I just want. I just want hints. Like, a dash, a hint. I don't know. That. That's kind of my analogy for a cologne application. Okay. That's. That's the cologne that I'm wearing this week. And some of the questions I've been asking men, primarily, do you wear cologne? Yes. Do you wear the same cologne? All right, now, our friend Nick from Boston wears the same cologne every day. Doesn't switch it up. I like to switch it up. What's your take on having a signature scent? Or you smell like you smell me on a Tuesday, I smell different on a Friday. What's your take? Or you think you should just stick with the scent?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's a tough call. I think for me, if I had a scent, if I had one I liked, I probably just stick to one. Is I thought I had one, but you bullied me right out of it because you said it had a little. Had a little ball on the end that you met. You said automatically made it a female perfume, and it was mailed to me by a listener, and I don't think it was female, and I really liked it. But you made me uncomfortable because I want to answer your other questions, but the perfume you have. I'm sorry. The cologne you have on right now that women can wear as well. You know, like, what if you smelled it on a woman? Would you be like, why are you wearing men's cologne? Or would you be like, why am I wearing women? No.

[Pete Corrieli]

Probably smells.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I feel like it's more of a man's. When I hit. Thin skin.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah. The cologne reacts different with the pheromones coming off of people's body. So what? It might smell different on you than it does me. Look that up.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, shit.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, wow. That's like. That's like your aborigines. I just. I just came with an equal shot across the bow.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Listen, fingers crossed. We got. We got to wait. We're going to the tapes. We're going to the tapes. Smells different on me than you, so.

[Pete Corrieli]

But hold on.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But I don't know.

[Pete Corrieli]

Hey, hold on. This just in. Yes, hormonal fluctuations can indeed influence how A cologne smells on your skin and how the body reacts with the fragrance. Thank you very much. Something stuck in my head.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's nice. All right, so it would be different on a man than a woman when you wear different colognes. My question to you is, what makes you decide? Is it like a drink at a wedding or something? Like, you know what wintertime I'm gonna have this summertime, like, what makes you decide what colognes to wear and when?

[Pete Corrieli]

This brings me to my next point. I'm not getting complimented on my scent by anybody, so I'm in the search.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hint, boy, Hint, boy, hint, boy.

[Pete Corrieli]

Listen, I think I. Come on. I have enough cologne on for people to smell. So I'm in this. Sir. I'm in this hunt for a cologne that I could kind of rely on right now. I'm kind of all over the map. And. And we'll experiment on the. On the cast with these types of colognes, and I'll report back to see if I get any compliments throughout the day. But again, like, who am I running into that's even gonna go, hey, you smell good. You know what I'm saying? Like, where am I gonna go into the school? School pickup. Was the teacher gonna go, what do you got on?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But you're bringing up a question here. When you're asking men if they wear cologne to any of them, then say whatever they answer, did they also then comment that they do smell yours?

[Pete Corrieli]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Has any? No.

[Pete Corrieli]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Because now you're talking cologne, and they're still not commenting on yours. I don't think they smell you, bro. I really don't think they're smelling you. He's not strong enough.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right, maybe we'll start applying four sprays instead of two, and we'll see where that takes me. But again, cold pumps. I don't know, man. It smells.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, but, like, nobody smells delicious, bro. Bro. Well, you're combining two things. For 10 years, you've said you have the nose of a bloodhound, and you're sticking your nose in your arm and going, well, I smell me. What? Nobody else is sticking their nose in the crack of your elbow.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know, but, like, I. I think it's still in the air. That's why I'm going to the skin. I don't. I don't want to smell the air. I want to go in deep on the skin. So I. I'll ask Lana when she comes home.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You're not putting enough on. That's the conclusion.

[Pete Corrieli]

You gotta ask.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right, all right, all right.

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The Pete and Sebastian Show.

[Pete Corrieli]

Speaking of Lana, this is not really a segment on the show, but I think there's enough material here where we can make this a weekly thing. And we've often talked in the past about what does your, your wife do that bothers you, right? Could be a tick. She has. It could be anything from questions she asks you, what have you. I have, I have one that my wife does and I want to know if your wife does or maybe you do to your wife. So today I was sitting outside of my backyard and I'm like, I'm going to watch the sunset come up. All right, Had a coffee, was in my robe, just going to watch the sunset, right? Get some sunlight in the eyes. Lana was working out. So I text Lana after she's done working out. I say, I'm outside and watch the sunset come on out. She comes out, she got her robe on, she goes, you gonna take the kids to school with me today? Oh. She goes, what's your day looking like? I got a podcast. I got this, I got that, I got that. I said I'm not gonna be able to take the kids to school with you today. So you're gonna have to do that. Right? Okay. Watch the sunset. I go work out now while she, while I'm working out, Lana's in with the kids, breakfast and whatever, getting the kids situated. 7:48. I'm in the steam room and I got my ear pods on and I'm listening to an audiobook which is. I'm going to get into another segment that we're. That I'm trying to. This is a segment podcast. See if any of this shit Sticks.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right, all right.

[Pete Corrieli]

I'm reading or I'm listening to a book called 4000 Weeks. I think we talked about this earlier on podcast. You have 4,000 weeks in your life. No kidding. Yeah. I thought it was. I thought it was. I thought when somebody said, how many weeks are in your life? Yeah. Do you think it would have been higher than 4,000?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

100,000 easy. When you said 4,000, I started thinking about some of the weeks I've had in my past. I'm like, that motherfucker got a week with me. If I knew I had that few, I never would have went to Cape Cod with that. That's not a lot, bro.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know, I know. And this. This should have been the book I was. Was recommending today, but it's unfortunately not.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But that's a new. That's a new segment coming up.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah. What am I reading?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Excited for that one. Okay. What are you watching?

[Pete Corrieli]

What am I watching?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, that's what. When you're reading, what are you listening to? Is what I should say.

[Pete Corrieli]

Right? What am I listening to? Yeah. However, I'm going to start a new thing, and I started this on the plane. Listening and reading along with the listening. So I'm seeing the words and I'm hearing them. So I'm doing two things at one. I'm thinking that will penetrate my brain.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's rehab from a stroke. That's what they do. Okay, we want you, Mr. Johnson. We're trying to get your speech back, so we want you to read and listen along at the same time. I don't even know if that's true. Probably is, but look it up. We've been on fire intellectually tonight.

[Pete Corrieli]

See if they do that with stroke patients. Reading and listening at the same time. If you get this, it's two for two, bro. You should be at mit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I agree, I agree, but we got to stick to the first one. What was the first one? You were saying your first segment. You're already getting away from it. After the.

[Pete Corrieli]

After my wife. My wife.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, so what happened?

[Pete Corrieli]

7:48, I have the apple earbuds in. And in the steam room, I have it where if a text comes in, it reads the text. It interrupts the book and reads the text. Lana says so it reads the text. And I feel like the guy reading the text had a tone, you know, like it's supposed to be just read the text. Right. That's the highest evidence inflection. Or maybe I put the inflection on it. I'm just gonna so it said, this is how it came in. Any chance you're done? Completely buried in here, but it's okay if not. So she's saying, are you. Now, the way I heard that. The way I heard that when the guy told me in the thing is, any chance you're done? Because I'm completely buried in here, but it's okay if it's not. You know, that's what I heard.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right.

[Pete Corrieli]

So now I got two things I could respond by saying, I'm not done. Which then would. This would snowball. If she was here, she would say, no, it wouldn't. If you said, I can't come in, I wouldn't hold that against you. Oh, come on. Yeah. If I don't go in, go ahead.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's like being an analyst going. And, folks, right here, you look. This is where the start of the divorce began right here. When he says, no, he's not done, and goes back to working out. May seem like a subtle move now, but you'll realize later on that that was the start of the divorce. I don't even. You don't even respond with that, right? What do you do? You just get. Get out, walk in all wet. What do you need?

[Pete Corrieli]

Basically, so I got out of the steam room, right? Because I got a whole process in there. Yeah. I steam, and then I. I do, like this. I'm doing this shampoo thing. I do. I leave it on for two minutes. I rinse it off, and I put this conditioner for two minutes. I rinse it off. I got a new toothbrush I'm using. It's got a water pick in the toothbrush. So I don't get to do all that, right? So. All right. I get out of the steam room, and. Do you ever make it look worse than it is? When. So I didn't really, like. I kind of just toweled off, put a robe on, and it looked like, you know, my eyes are bloodshot from the. From the steam, right? And I come walking down the hall, right? And she sees me, and I see the kids, and I don't see. From where I'm sitting, I don't see. I'm buried. Get in here. Right? Like, I thought I was gonna walk into a firestorm. And by the way, Patrick saw the end of this. Cause he was coming down the. He was coming down the driveway, and this is. And I didn't want him to see this. I was getting the kids in the car, and I'm in a white robe. It's not even my robe. I threw a Robe on at the. In the. I never wear a white robe. Mine's black. And he's coming down. It's almost like seeing me with. Like seeing you with no shoes on, right? He's like, look at this poor SAP in a white robe and his slippers on. I completely lost anything authority I have. All right, now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, man.

[Pete Corrieli]

I didn't see the firestorm that I thought I was gonna see coming into this, right? And if I had invited Lana to come help me, soon as I saw her, I go get out the lunches. I'm gonna get their bags ready, make a couple eggs. Like I'm delegating. Cause I got somebody else coming in. The kids are eating breakfast. She's over there putting the lunch together. I sit down. I'm having breakfast with the kids. I'm not eating, but I'm just sitting there talking to them. Hey, how's it going? Oh, daddy, I read my book last night. I don't see any chaos.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Nobody's buried, Nobody's buried, Nobody's buried.

[Pete Corrieli]

Now I'm thinking to myself, did you just want me to come in here to hang out? What? What? Okay, so I got that inside me already. She don't even know the. The story I have in my head. I think this is a lot of the issue sometime with couples is I'm coming in with a lot of stuff that I haven't really got off my chest. So I got a taste in my mouth already about this whole situation.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And if I could add one thing here, I don't want to get off your track. The one thing. Because you go all, if I was me, I expect to come in and blah, blah. The first thing you would have did, and I would have did too. Women don't tend to do this. If I ever had to do that when Jackie came in, I'd be hitting her as she's coming in. I'd already be hitting. Oh, baby, thanks for coming in. I hope I didn't cut you too short, but if you could just blah, blah, blah right now. Were you even getting a. A thank you for coming in right off the text. Did you get a thank you for. For the re entry into the home?

[Pete Corrieli]

You know what? You make a great point and even think of that. And I'm going to bring that up later when we're, you know, I'm going to bring this up later when we're having fun, and then I'm going to slip this in. Because everybody remember this morning when you get in it. Come on. And you know, but no I didn't get a thank you. I got nothing. She saw me in the white robe. I come, I sit down. She's doing something. Serafina asked me, daddy, are you coming to school with us today? I said, no, I have a podcast to do. And it would have cut it too short. I couldn't take him.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right, right, right.

[Pete Corrieli]

Two minutes later, Lana goes, you know, we could drop them off and then I could get you back for the podcast. So this is the problem I have. My wife does what I call a re Ask. It's a re Ask.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I love it.

[Pete Corrieli]

So I told you at sunrise, not taking the kids to school today. You're gonna have to do that right now. I'm getting. I could take you. And to me, I'm, like, flabbergasted. That, like, read the room. I'm in the robe. I'm, you know, like, I came out of what I. You know. So obviously I got more to do with the thing. I got to go back in there and reapply and do the whole. The whole technique.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, you still planned on going back to the routine?

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, yeah. I can't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I thought you were just saying it ain't going down that day.

[Pete Corrieli]

No, I'll get back in there, man. Come on. It's like getting up at 2 o'clock in the morning to take a piss. Are you gonna stay up? No, you get back into bed. Same thing with this shit. I got a shampoo and condition.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, you got a whole routine. I hear you. I hear you, man. Yeah. No, the re. Ask is tough, but, you know, man, it's. They just want to spend some time with the big guy. That's all.

[Pete Corrieli]

I get it, I get it. But what I'm saying is, when I already lay down the line and say, I can't go, don't hit me with a re. Ask after you got me out of the steam room to come here and do nothing. So I asked. I go. I go, what. I go, what am I doing here? She goes, well, they needed. Then they need to, you know, get the lunch. And so then I start thinking, when I'm not here, what do you do? Like, the four days I wasn't here. What the. How the hell did you, you know, how did you, like, work this out? Right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Pete Corrieli]

So I. I get it. I get it. You know, like, we're a team. We help each other out. This, that, and the other thing. But I noticed this about me. Sometimes I'm disappointed in people's inability to.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like.

[Pete Corrieli]

Read the room. I wish I could tell you this story, and I can't because we're on the podcast. There's a story that just happened to me, or it's a. It's a read the room moment.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Put it this way. I never. I never put anybody out. I never want to ask anything. I'll give you. I'll give you a. I'll give you a scenario. Let's just say I'm going out of town in the near future. All right? A friend of mine I wouldn't consider a dear friend. I just met the guy a year ago. He's like, do you want to get together for dinner when you're in town? Never went out to dinner with this guy before. Got a wife, he's got kids. I said, yeah, yeah. You know, he goes, why don't I cook at my home and, you know, invite who you want to invite, you know, like. And we know some mutual friends. So I'm like, oh, you know, I was gonna get together with A and B. Why don't they come over in my head? But then I'm like, it's your house. It's his house, and I'm going to invite the people. Right? So I said, hey, I'm going to invite so and so. Do you like him? Yeah, bring him. Right. I wouldn't ask so and so before I asked this guy. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's hosting. So I asked. So there is a couple that we know that he doesn't know. Right. And it would be nice to see them as well. Is it proper etiquette now? And this is what I pine over. This is what I'm upset nobody else is doing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right.

[Pete Corrieli]

Do I ask him? I have another couple that we know in Austin. Would you mind if they came to or. Because I would invite them if we were going out to dinner, but this is the guy's house, right. Is it appropriate to invite two strangers to another stranger's home? When he said to me, you know, let me know who's coming.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, there's a lot of moving parts going on, bro. I mean, when you guys just go. Going out to dinner. All right, go ahead.

[Pete Corrieli]

I say that. And the point of the story. I'm not looking for an answer here. I say that with. I'm always looking at the parts and pining over this. Is this right to do? And a lot of people don't do the due diligence. They just. Boom, they're there. It is right there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But I have to say, I'm. I'm Answering this only because you think you're doing due diligence. I think you do a little too much up in here, man. It's a little too much up in here. The guy said, I'll cook. Which first of all, if anything, that's the thing I got a big problem with out of that story. We're going out to dinner and all of a sudden you're cooking for me. And I'm sure that doop dee doos and your whole world, but I'm not into the. As I get older, I'm just less and less into a home cooked meal. Unless you have to be highly vetted. Like, I happily have a home cooked meal at your house. You've been vetted, baby.

[Pete Corrieli]

You know, so the reason I think this is going to be delicious.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. All right. I believe that I've probably your chef world, so.

[Pete Corrieli]

No, no, no. He's not a chef, but when you have enough, he goes. I go, are you sure? He goes, yeah, it's always fun to cook for people. So I feel like if you're throwing out on our first time together for dinner and you go, I'm going to cook for you. You gotta be confident in your abilities. It's not like you're throwing together a pasta butter dish. Right? So anyway, I'm just upset that. I'm just upset.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He said to bring people, but he said, what's there to read?

[Pete Corrieli]

How many?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

How many are you bringing?

[Pete Corrieli]

I was going to invite three other couples, so that would be six people. Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Jesus, you got balls. Why don't you just throw a fucking wedding in the guy's living room? Holy shit. How many people are you going to bring? He's going to go, no people. Probably he's gonna go to his wife going, holy shit, we're gonna need more meat. Jesus Christ. I brought half the California.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's why I don't want. That's why I'm thinking about this. I haven't done it yet, but you say, oh, you're thinking too much now. All of a sudden I throw it out and you're like, what the fuck are you doing? Think about it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, why. Why do you got to bring everyone you ever met in Texas to this one guy's house? Can't you pick one couple?

[Pete Corrieli]

Because I'm only. I'm only there for a short amount of time and I wanted to see.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Everybody gets to eat with you. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Do breakfast.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Somebody has to be breakfast, man. I don't know. I mean, you know, I mean, I bet he wouldn't Mind. But you're gonna feel weird asking. That's a lot. I guarantee you he wouldn't mind. He's probably like, no problem, Brian. Yeah, but you know.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, I just don't want. I don't want him to go, hey, I'm gonna bring my other friends. He's like, yeah, no problem. He gets off the phone and to your point, hey, Jesus Christ, what does this guy do? I just said, you know, I cooked dinner. I didn't mean I was gonna cook dinner. It's not a fucking buffet, right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And then he's like, you know, he tells his wife. He asked me if I like the other guy, which I do, so that's fine. Then he invites a couple I don't even know. So I thought. I thought I had. I thought I had to know him before he invites him, but I guess not. Guess that's out the door now.

[Pete Corrieli]

Because if I was cooking the dinner and somebody goes to me, hey, do you mind if I invite another couple? I know. I would go. I would be. I would be talking about it on the cast going, can you believe this motherfucker asked me if we could bring strangers to my house? That's what I would be saying, right? And here I'm here. I'm thinking of putting this guy in this position.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now you're overtaking it. He won't mind. It is funny, though.

[Pete Corrieli]

We'll see. We'll see what happens.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, I've done that. Where I've said, jackie does this usually on Sundays, specifically. She'll go for a run and then she'll come back. I don't even think I told anyone about Japan on this cast. I gotta tell them next cast, I forgot to tell them that jacket didn't maritime. But anyway, she'll come back and go, I'm going. I want to go to Tim Hortons to get. She's like, they got some specialty hot drinks she likes. And she'll go, you gonna take a ride with me after I get out of the shower? And I go, nah, not this time. I'm blah, blah, guy, you're not gonna come with me? All right. I can't believe you're not gonna come with me. And I'm like, I don't want a cup of coffee. Then she'll take the shower, come back down and go, you're seriously not gonna come with me. Like, questioning me again for not coming. And I almost always go with her. But you ever do this move where, like, I go, all right, no, I'll go. I'll go and Then, like, I get. It's cold and it's rainy, and she's just getting it coming back. And I get halfway to the car and I go, you ever do this movie? And I go, I'm not, man.

[Unknown Sponsor]

I'm sorry.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm not. I love you, baby, but I'm not. I'm not. Like, I'm on the driveway and I still do to turn around and go back. Yeah, but it's just.

[Pete Corrieli]

And I told Lon, I go, are you guilting me to going. Are you, like, putting a guilt trip on me, like, to make me feel bad that I'm not going to drop off with the kids? Or you're not going for coffee? Like, if it was the other way around. And I asked Lana. And again, I'm sorry, she's not here to defend herself. If I asked Lana, hey, you want to go the drop off with me? Or sometimes I'll go, babe, you want me to do drop off? You stay home and get some shit done. You know? Like, I'm, like, doing the opposite. Stay home.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I got it.

[Pete Corrieli]

You know what I'm saying?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I do that, too. She's gonna keep me. Walk the dog with me. And I go, you gotta walk it enough when I'm gone. Don't even. Don't even. Sure.

[Pete Corrieli]

Stay home. That's it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm so. I'm sure if you watch a podcast hosted by two women, you're gonna get a whole different version of this. But that's the way we're seeing it, right? Good hang. As always.

[Pete Corrieli]

Good hang. All right, Pete Sebastian show. We'll see you next week. And doing another segment next week. Check it out. Can I use you? Florida. It's one hell of a drug. Florida.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The show has ended.

[Pete Corrieli]

So I'm seeing the words and I'm hearing them. So I'm doing two things at one. I'm thinking that will penetrate my brain.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's rehab from a stroke. That's what they do.

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