655: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 655 - "Courtside At The Lakers"

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show - EP 655: "Courtside At The Lakers"

Release Date: May 20, 2025

In Episode 655 of "The Pete and Sebastian Show," hosts Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco delve into a variety of humorous and relatable topics, ranging from personal anecdotes about aging and health fads to entertaining stories from their personal and professional lives. This detailed summary captures the essence of their engaging conversation, highlighting key discussions, insights, and memorable quotes.

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1. Celebrating Birthdays and Reflections on Aging ([02:38]–[05:00])

The episode kicks off with Pete and Sebastian reflecting on recent birthdays, particularly Pete's. They humorously explore the concept of aging, blending self-deprecation with witty banter about getting older.

• Sebastian: "What revelation did you have where you like, you know what? I'm a wiser man." ([02:38])
• Pete: "Older, wiser, handsome man enjoying the last years. Enjoying the back nine." ([03:34])

Their conversation touches on the complexities of celebrating milestones amid other significant events, such as Easter coinciding with Pete's birthday, adding layers of humor to the discussion.

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2. The Juice Detox Experience ([07:01]–[15:03])

Transitioning to health trends, Pete shares his and his wife Jackie's attempt at a juice detox. The duo humorously navigates the challenges of maintaining such a regimen, highlighting the practical and comedic hurdles they faced.

• Pete: "I'm on a juice detox, so I haven't had anything but juice since Sunday." ([07:51])
• Sebastian: "You gotta have a goddamn fucking truck back and you know, like, beep, beep, beep." ([08:08])

They discuss the unrealistic expectations versus the actual experience, including Jackie’s enthusiasm and Pete’s reluctant compliance, ultimately providing a lighthearted take on popular health fads.

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3. Car Battery Jump Mishap ([15:10]–[22:32])

A standout segment features Pete recounting a humorous incident involving a dead car battery. Stranded in the parking lot of a Kohl's Sewora, Pete navigates the awkwardness of accepting help from a well-meaning neighbor.

• Pete: "I was in a Kohl's Sephora and I go, I'm gonna go wait in the car. Had the roo with me." ([16:16])
• Sebastian: "Has so much power over you." ([19:19])

The story is peppered with comedic moments, such as Pete’s frustration with the jumping process and the neighbor’s overly chatty demeanor, culminating in a relatable and laugh-out-loud experience that many listeners can empathize with.

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4. Cologne Conversations and Future Segments ([22:32]–[25:05])

The hosts shift gears to discuss colognes, inspired by a listener’s suggestion. This segment reveals their camaraderie and openness to expanding the show’s content.

• Pete: "We've all been there on that side of the... Where we're looking for a jump." ([27:31])
• Sebastian: "You'll never have to buy another Christmas present." ([25:05])

Their playful exchange about starting a cologne segment sets the stage for future episodes, showcasing their willingness to engage with audience feedback and diversify their comedic repertoire.

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5. Attending the Counting Crows Concert ([45:04]–[66:03])

One of the episode's highlights is Sebastian’s recounting of his experience attending a Lakers playoff game alongside celebrities like Jack Black. Their discussion intertwines anecdotes about meeting Adam Durwitz and the unpredictability of celebrity interactions.

• Sebastian: "So I don't know, because they don't even know who the fuck I am." ([53:33])
• Pete: "That's my second favorite band." ([46:38])

Their stories blend humor with genuine excitement, painting a vivid picture of life among the stars and the humor inherent in such encounters.

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6. Public Consumption of Vitamins ([32:42]–[38:28])

Pete and Sebastian engage in a humorous debate about the etiquette of taking vitamins or medications in public settings, particularly at social gatherings like barbecues.

• Sebastian: "You gotta do it in the bathroom." ([38:04])
• Pete: "I'm telling you, man. I'm just like, you're never nice." ([37:28])

The conversation underscores their knack for turning everyday topics into comedic gold, addressing modern social norms with their signature wit.

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7. Going Live from Las Vegas and AMA Awards ([49:30]–[66:03])

Towards the end of the episode, Pete and Sebastian announce an upcoming live broadcast from the Wynn Hotel during Las Vegas Memorial Day Weekend. They discuss the interplay between the American Music Awards and the Grammy Awards, adding their humorous take on the differences and their plans to engage with fans during the event.

• Pete: "What the hell is it like sitting courtside at a freaking LA Laker playoff game?" ([51:53])
• Sebastian: "I don't know if he's gonna do that." ([63:04])

Their excitement about the live event invites listeners to participate, blending genuine anticipation with playful banter about their status and experiences.

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8. Closing Thoughts and Final Anecdotes ([66:03]–End)

In wrapping up, the hosts share a final anecdote about an interaction at church, reinforcing the episode's theme of blending personal stories with humor. They leave listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.

• Pete: "I was wondering that myself. That's what I landed on too." ([65:44])
• Sebastian: "It's a gentleman named Jeff, big fan of the cast." ([66:40])

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Notable Quotes:

• "Older, wiser, handsome man enjoying the last years. Enjoying the back nine." — Pete Corrieli ([03:34])
• "You gotta have a goddamn fucking truck back and you know, like, beep, beep, beep." — Sebastian Maniscalco ([08:08])
• "You're never nice. You're never nice." — Pete Corrieli ([37:28])
• "I don't know if he’s gonna do that." — Sebastian Maniscalco ([63:04])

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Conclusion

Episode 655 of "The Pete and Sebastian Show" delivers a rich tapestry of humor, personal insights, and engaging storytelling. Through their dynamic interplay, Pete and Sebastian offer listeners a mix of laughter and relatable content, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Pete Corrieli]

This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corieli and Sebastian Maniscalco. You make me feel so young. You make me feel so Spring has sprung. All right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Pete and Sebastian show Back in the saddle. All right. Last week talked a lot about I had a lot on my plate. Didn't really get you going on your life but I want to start by saying you celebrated a birthday over the last two weeks here. We have to give a Pete a shout out On a happy birthday. I texted you happy birthday, and you shot back to me, new leaf, new, new Pete. And if you wouldn't mind, Sharon, you don't have to if you don't want, but I just thought it'd be a nice place to start. What revelation did you have where you like, you know what? I'm a wiser man. I think he actually threw in handsome.

[Pete Corrieli]

Older, wiser, handsome man enjoying the last years. Enjoying the back nine.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, the back nine.

[Pete Corrieli]

I say the back.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The back nine is. Sound like you're gonna die in five days, you know, like.

[Pete Corrieli]

But it gotta come up with a no, the half. Like, if I. If I'm never gonna have. If this was half, that'd be unbelievable. I'd be 110.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I hear that. I'm just saying back nine to me sounds like.

[Pete Corrieli]

I hear you out to pasture.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. You got your ARP card and they just found a lump. You know what I'm saying?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that makes sense. But older, wise, and not afraid to say. Not, you know, say exactly what you mean. This and that. I'll give you an example. I'm a little thrown. To start the show, I'm still trying to register it with the comment about, and then we'll do one in June and we'll be done. What do you mean, be done? What was it done?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Done. Done with shooting for June because I'm on vacation.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, great. Okay. I don't like. Where are we going with this? Is that my. I don't know. I don't. I got to know what I'm wearing for my last cast episode. By the way, we're both in light blue today, which is a little.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's a gray.

[Pete Corrieli]

Uniformy. You earn a gray.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Gray.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right. I'm gonna lie.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right. So. Okay. Thank you for the Happy birthday. Thank you for that. The time. Yeah. Dude, I feel like, you know what it is? Sorry. It's the second time I used to do it. I'm not into that. I feel like. Yes. Getting older. You're getting closer. That blows. But I'm like. I just felt like I woke up day of my birthday. I'm like, you know what I am, though, man. It's been a while since I've made the same mistake twice. I feel like the people that are close to me, you know, are close to me for a reason. I. You know, I have a lot of. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know, I've noticed some things in My mom and some things in my dad as they got older. Like, I really appreciate the way my dad enjoyed his life and got the most out of it and got the most out of people around them. And then I also appreciate the way my. My mom didn't give a. About how anyone felt anymore. Cause the clock was ticking on her time, and, you know, I don't got time for that anymore. So it was a little both. But then it was Easter, same day as my birthday. Then the Pope died the next day. I mean, a lot of religious between God and the Pope muscling in on my day, bro. I was trying to get my own footing. Not to mention, it was Hitler's birthday, same day as mine. So it's just a lot of moving parts. And then how embarrassing is this? Thinking I'm older and wiser. I wake up the other day and I remind me, I have to tell you one other thing, because physically, something going on. Jackie goes, oh, JJ had. They had the baby. They had a little girl. And I'm like, oh. She goes, yeah. It seems like it was like 24 hours ago, Pete. So, you know, you're gonna text them. I was like, well, you know. And she's like, well, you know, you don't know. You're friendly with him and you don't know he's had a kid. I mean, you know, jj.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What?

[Pete Corrieli]

He didn't. He didn't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it was his brother.

[Pete Corrieli]

So. So, like. So, like, you know, later on that day, I shoot him a text. I even hit him with, you know, having a girl is blah, blah, blah, ho. Thanks, Petey. But it was my brothers. But I appreciate the kind words. I'm like, oh, my God, I gotta go down to Jackie. I'm like, jackie's not through till June. I'm looking like an at this. It could be bigger problems. But anyway, you know, so I said to him, though my next text, I'm like, wow, the Watts are shooting them out left and right, man. What clan's going?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What did you notice physically?

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, no, something going on physically. That's not something I normally do, but I'm on a juice detox, so I haven't had anything but juice since Sunday. And coffee, well, with nothing in it. Just straight up black.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I didn't even think they had the availability in Fredonia for juicing. Where are you getting this juice from?

[Pete Corrieli]

I'm married. We're winging this shit. Jackie bought a juicer and she thought. And she thought it would be a good idea if we detoxed on Juice for a couple days, right? Since our spring break vacation. And she's like, I don't know, something say it's okay, it's not too good for us, so we won't do it too long. Well, let's just try to go like three days maybe. So I don't know if you've ever tried to juice shit, bro. I mean, you gotta have a goddamn fucking truck back and you know, like, beep, beep, beep, you know, just to get that much goddamn juice. We're stuffing so much in this thing. Celery, watermelon, prunes. Just everything, man. Throwing it in there. And then, you know, we're getting each having a glass in the morning and then a glass in the afternoon. And like, you're not happy, you know? And she pulls up, she was running with a friend and she. So she drives over the friends and they run. And then when she comes back, she's pulling up in the car and the window's down, she's in the driveway, she's not even out of the car yet. And she goes, are you starving? Let's make some more juice. And I go, listen, Jack, would you fucking drink this shit till it blew in the face. It's like waterboarding. It ain't gonna make me not hungry. Then last, last night for dinner, my daughter's having chicken and corn and mashed potatoes. I mean sweet potatoes. And me and Jackie sitting there. And Jackie goes, sip it, guy. You want it to last. It's all you have. So granted, it's wild to wake up. And your stomach is like, I feel my stomach. And I'm like, is that my stomach or Stephen Dwarfs? You know, what a reference.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

People are googling that stomach. People are googling that right now, going, who? Oh man, oh man.

[Pete Corrieli]

So supposed to go one more day. We'll see. I keep, I keep telling. I'm going to. Like last night, she's watching TV and it's 9, 9:45. And I'm like. And I'm in the like other living, like half living room yelling to her. I'm like, I'm just going to eat. I'm just eating. She's like, go ahead, guy. What do you want me to say? I'm not. If you want to go ahead. I mean, stop doing that. I'm like, whatever, because I am. And then I go in there and I fucking stand there for a minute and I come back out and I'm like, I'm going to bed. I went to bed at 9:50. She's like, why I'm like, why not? Why not? There's nothing to live for. There's nothing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So you got another day on this. You're doing the Wednesday.

[Pete Corrieli]

It's a Wednesday. We're going to slide into an apple in the morning and salads. Oh, I know, I know, right? But I'm looking forward to this apple like it was a goddamn turkey, bro. I can't wait to get that apple. You know, it rewires you. I remember some health not telling me to say, like, if you only eat fruit, then an apple will seem like a Twinkie to you. Yeah, okay. But it's getting to that point.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So you're on. You're unhinged, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Supposed to have more energy.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Do you watch what you said? We're on day two. And she goes, you know, but they say day two you have more energy because now your body's not breaking down all that food. So then she went for a run right before we started the cast. And she comes in and she goes, holy shit, don't work out. I have to walk the last three miles on and off. I don't know what I was thinking. I go, you tired? She goes, yeah. What do you. What do you think, Pete? I'm only having juice. I'm like, yeah. You act like I'm not. I am too. She goes, no, if you're going to work out after cast don't. You can. So that's where we're at with this thing. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Make this your best season yet with nutritious 2 minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want. You can choose from breakfasts, lunch dinners or guilt free snacks and desserts. Get outside instead of prepping and cooking indoors. Factor meals arrive fresh and ready to eat. Perfect for any active lifestyle. With 45 weekly menu options, you can pick gourmet meals that fit your goals. Choose from calorie, smart, protein plus keto and more. Factor powers your day with satisfying breakfast on the go, lunches, premium dinners and guilt free snacks and desserts. It's easy to save you more. The spring Factor meals pack in flavor with none of the fuss. And it's just so easy to make teriyaki, salmon, gouda, chicken, filet mignon, tortellini and all that tastes good. The meals are delicious. You can make them in no time at all. Get [e-mail] thecast50off and use code thecast50off. That's all one thing folks. Thecast5.0off to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box.

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[Pete Corrieli]

But anyway. Wow, that's that. That's that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Apples.

[Pete Corrieli]

This is Casey Kasem reminding you to tune into Loose Ends. Every Tuesday at 8:30pm Eastern Time, Pete Corieli connects with you, the Pete and Sebastian fans. It has music, magic and sometimes. Sebastian. Sebastian's here. It's a wild variety show only on the Pete and Sebastian Patreon had a 19, early 1970 moment the other day. Jackie was in a Kohl's. There's a Sephora in the Kohl's. Sadie wasn't with us. She was with a friend. So Jackie was in the Kohl's Sephora and I go, I'm gonna go wait in the car. Had the roo with me. So I go back out to the roo and somehow I left the radio on when we were in the store. Point is battery. I couldn't get it started. Battery was dead. Right. So she's inside. I know I got jumper cables, but I don't know anybody. You ever do this move? I pull out the cables and I put them into the. You know, I lift up the hood and I pull out the jumper cables, and I'm slowly making, like. Making a meal out of untangling them. I'm like. Like that, you know? And there's an old man across from me, and he looks over me and he goes, you need a jump? And I'm like, would you. I'd really appreciate it, you know? Sure, Sure. I was. From time to time, I mean. And he goes, let me just drive around. Then he goes to drive around to park, head to head with me. As he's driving around, lady right there sees me. She's like, you need a jump? I'm like, wow, man. Jesus. Niceville. What am I in Niceville? I said, no, I got one coming from the guy, you know? So then he hooks up with me, and I'm like, can I be on the cab or do I have to be touching the battery? Oh, my God. I'm asking questions on how to charge a battery. And he's like, no, you should be good enough just on that. And you ever have someone back in the day when you've had someone jump you, Right? You ever have that done in your life?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, yeah. I got a whole theory on this, but go ahead.

[Pete Corrieli]

So. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Enough dead battery. But when they. When they go to jump me the first time I go to start it from the old man, his car's running. I. And I go to stop mine, and it still won't turn. And I'm like. I felt like a lover, and the man's running out because, like, I'm like, it won't start. I'm like, he's gonna leave me. I know he's gonna leave me. He's gonna leave me. And then he goes, why don't you stop trying and give it a little longer? I'm like, he's staying. Oh, he's staying. Okay, sir, I. I still need you. Oh. And then a little later, I turned it. She turned over. Oh, you got it now. And now it's amazing. You're so grateful that this guy stayed and helped charge your battery. Like, this isn't even good. Stand up. But it's funny to talk about you. So you're so grateful that this guy did this. And then now your car started, you go, I got to get out, fucking thank him. Now you're annoyed that you got to thank the guy. That's the only reason you're able to get the fuck out of there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, listen, if you jump somebody and they were in the driver's seat, right? And they started. And then they just started pulling. They just reversed out of there. Well.

[Pete Corrieli]

I'm folding up my cables. They give me a double beep. Double beep.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I feel like the guy jumping you.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Has so much power over you.

[Pete Corrieli]

Like, until my car starts.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Then it's gone.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Until the car. Then it's gone. Like, he could tell you, hey, Pete, do me a favor. Get out of your car, drop your pants, and dance in a circle for me. Right?

[Pete Corrieli]

That's why, listen, I'm in a Kohl's. I already had a second offer before he even got his car in position. So I was coming from a place of confidence. Confidence man. Like, I'm selling. Like, I'm selling a nice house on the water. You know, I got a lot of options. I don't need you with your little. You know. As a matter of fact, he started talking about. He had a hat on, saying, oh, back when I used to commute. Oh, my God. I'm almost willing to risk another jump if you don't be quiet. I don't need to hear this memory lane shit right now. But, yeah, you're right. They do hold. They do hold all the. And then by the time Jackie came out, I'm like, I put everything away. And she goes, oh, sorry. As last, I couldn't get the car started. Guy came over, helped me get it, jumped. And she's like, oh, my God. All that happened. I was gone. Yeah. I was literally bragging. I was about to call myself a man. Cause I got my battery jumped. Oh, my God. But the point is, I was that close to calling aaa. That's embarrassing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, it's embarrassing just to go dead on the battery to begin with. I mean, listen, it's just. I feel like if I see a guy who's got the hood open of his car for any reason in a parking lot, I look at that guy go. It's. Look at the irresponsible.

[Pete Corrieli]

Absolutely. I think lower middle class, possibly poverty, right? Yeah. I guess you're gonna have to walk home with your food stamp groceries. Something about you needing cables in hand. Hood up. Oh, my God. I may as well have had a cup that said money for food.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I. I see that. I see irresponsible, or I. He's on the run. He's been in his car so long, dodging police. The battery wore out. That's. That's another thing that comes to mind.

[Pete Corrieli]

I. You know, even though your battery starts back up, I'm. I think we're on the same page. By the way, I hope I didn't say a little too much with it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Food stamps.

[Pete Corrieli]

What's going on? The things in the way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Is that the juice?

[Pete Corrieli]

That's my juice.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God. Oh, you got shorts on, bro. God damn. Oh, my God, you got shorts on.

[Pete Corrieli]

Thank you, Jack. I got shorts on, bro, because. Holy work shorts. Thanks, Jack. What's in this one, Jack? Watermelon, yellow nectarine, cucumber. Watermelon. Thank you very much. Watermelon, cantaloupe, nectarine, cucumbers.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I take a cargo short.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah, those will be good ones. The lunch ones, mostly juices.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Mm.

[Pete Corrieli]

You know, I tell Jackie every time I sip that, I go, this is what John Stamos and Rob Lowe are drinking right now at maximum. Maximum maintenance. Maximum maintenance. Right? That's good.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God.

[Pete Corrieli]

So, yeah, so the battery thing, there's one other thing I wanted to. Oh, bro, I know. You do a segment. Do you? Are you. I don't know if it's time for your segment, but.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You wear cologne.

[Pete Corrieli]

A gentleman named Jeff, big fan of the cast, actually came on Patreon to talk about colognes and mentioned one that I would like, and I said, oh, I gotta try that sometime. Literally the next morning. So he had already sent it out without telling me, and he said, I think Sebastian will approve of this one he sent me. It's called. And I've used it already. I like it. Explorer Mont Blanc. The same people that make the pen Mont Blanc, they make a cologne called Explorer. Have you heard of it?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No. What's. What's the vibe? The segment I. I'm populating my cologne collection to come back with more cologne. So we're in the midst of ordering the colognes, but I like how I do this segment and you're getting colognes. What the fuck, man? Is there a PO Box or something that I could get this stuff from? How is it?

[Pete Corrieli]

I think it's fantastic, but it means nothing without the connoisseur of the cologne world, you telling us what you think of it. So, bro, I've asked you through the years, I literally have people ask, we need a PO Box. This should be a whole product thing where you like plugging shit. They love to send you stuff. So I don't know if we have to have, you know, Ali or someone set that up for us or Patrick. All Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We'll get that. We'll set it up. I know the address. I'll give you an address. We'll post it on one of the shows.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, what a fun time that'll be, bro. Oh, my God. You'll never have to buy another Christmas present.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I would like to do a live cologne in Las Vegas in studio. Cologne. So we'll plan on having that. By the way, we are going to Las Vegas Memorial Day weekend. We are broadcasting live from the Wynn Hotel in their beautiful podcast room, which is, I believe, on the encore side. Is it on the encore side? Where is that? Do you know? Encore or Wynn? It's in the hotel. So broadcasting live. We also. I might as well make the announcement now. We'll be at Las Vegas Memorial Day weekend Sunday, live from the Wynn Hotel by. Check us out. We'll have some guests. We'll have a good time. You'll even possibly get an opportunity to come in the room with us and watch live. I think there's about 10 seats there and you can watch live, ask questions and. And whatnot. More information on that coming shortly. Yeah, getting back to the jumping of. Of the car and being white trash and. Listen, I. I've. But we've all been there on that side of the. Where we're looking for a jump. And I think I might have said this on. But as long as we're talking about it, I'm always worried that if I get asked to jump, right, that whatever you got, whatever disease your car has, is gonna then transfer over to mine, and then I'm gonna be dead and then you're gonna be gone. And now I'm looking for a jump.

[Pete Corrieli]

And do you remember last cast when you said you would put cologne on your corpse? You'd have cologne put on you so people could smell it when they come to your wake. Yeah, I feel the same thing you feel about the battery. If I smell that cologne on you. Whatever you got now, I got. And I'm gonna be in my, as your son would put it, berry box soon after. Cause I sniffed your death particles, so. It's the same warped shit that you're saying, man. It really is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's. It's. It's a. It's a warped, warped mind. Yeah. So I'm sorry I cut you off. What do you got? What do you got?

[Pete Corrieli]

No, I got one last thing I wanted to ask you, by the way, before I forget. So I'm in church the other day, and it doesn't matter where I was, but the point is, there's a guy, and I've seen him before. I think I know him a little bit. Nice guy. He looks exactly like a friend of mine. Like, exactly. If my friend kept himself healthy and worked out, like, so much to the point where a photo of this guy in a group chat with my high school buddies and go, hey, Ron, this is you. If you hit the StairMaster, they would all go, holy shit, that's his. My question is, people can come up to you because you're famous legally, Right? Have people done that and just taken a photo of you without asking? Is that they're legally allowed to? Correct.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Okay. Am I legally allowed to go up to this guy and do that or for some reason? No, because he's not a public figure in movies and shit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think you could take a picture of anybody, legally. Doesn't matter if you're famous or not. You go up, someone take a picture of you and why not?

[Pete Corrieli]

Really? I could go right up to him and go, you look like my friend.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

I appreciate if you wouldn't do that. Like, well. Oh, the way you're angry right now, that's perfect. Because that's how my friend normally looks. Like nothing. You can't do anything about that. All right, I didn't know that. So that. Is that for sure, or you just. Can I take a photo of your child?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

Really.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

In a public setting, everything. Everything's free game, bro. Now, if you're gonna broadcast that. Oh, in a public setting, I don't. For money. If you're gonna, like, you know, because sometimes you see there you're shooting a special, you're going to have signs all over the room. Your image will be in the special. And by being here, means that you are allowing this to take place. Right. That's the verbiage that they use when you're going to shoot a special for tv. If you didn't have those signs and no one knew that this was happening, and then the next thing you know, they turn on Netflix and then they see themselves in it. Then you can't broadcast people's image for profit.

[Pete Corrieli]

Okay, gotcha. All right. I was wondering about that, man, by the way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And I've noticed this going on, the whole cast, and I have to point it out. What's going on with your eyes? There's something in your eye. It started with the left. Now we're onto the right. I'm seeing a lot of this. What's going. What's. What's going on? Is this the juice? Is this the juice evidence?

[Pete Corrieli]

Hold on. It's contact lenses, but they're all right. Here we go, man. You. Gosh, you're on everything, man.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I just thought.

[Pete Corrieli]

Bro, is it a heavy rub? Is it a really, really. Oh, shit. All right, all right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Sorry, I'm just. Bro, this is. It's a disease I have. Roll baller. Lonzo ball for Buzzballs. Ready to go. Cocktails. Take 12. Buzzballs just dropped their biggest blue balls. Script says Biggie's Blue balls.

[D]

Lonzo.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Take 13. Blue balls just dropped their biggest buzz balls. Ugh.

[Pete Corrieli]

Let's try a vocal exercise.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Buzz balls. Biggies.

[D]

Blue balls.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Buzz balls. Biggies. Blue balls.

[Pete Corrieli]

Big balls just dropped. Get blue balls.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Pete Corrieli]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Ask your doctor about epis and visit epis.lily.com or call 1-800-lilyrx or 1-800-545-5979. I understand. No, it's a disease I have, and it reared its head over the weekend at a barbecue. Okay. I was sitting down with people I didn't know. Oh, I knew them maybe from another meeting. So this is, like, maybe the second time I've seen these people sitting down at the table. I met this guy two weeks Ago. I see him again here at the barbecue. He's eating ribs, right? And I see him taking.

[Pete Corrieli]

Tough one.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What? Ribs.

[Pete Corrieli]

To eat in public. That's a tough one. That's like, you can't. There's no way to eat them without looking like an animal. And then you got.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's a finger. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. But in the middle of his meal, he takes out a baggie. And I see what he's doing. He takes it, but he's hiding it. It's a Ziploc bag, sandwich bag filled with supplements, vitamins, right? So he puts. He puts in. And he's talking. Everybody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm looking at him, right? And then. And then he's got the supplements in his hand, and he's like. And he's waiting to wolf the supplements without anybody seeing them, right? So he's like, yeah. And then he. And then he comes back up, right? He kind of threw them in his mouth. But I saw the whole thing. A half hour goes by. I see him up at the bar. I go up to him. I go, we discussed this, and I think we discussed this on a podcast. I remember it. I go up to him, I go, hey, what you take on public consumption of vitamins? Like. I go, I think that's a. I think that's a private thing. I don't think you should be wolfing down vitamin B tablets. Turn the barbecue right.

[Pete Corrieli]

You're literally going up to people and telling them you have a problem with their behavior. You're, like, making the rules up. That should be. Name me a new special. I'm making. Making the rules.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, I'm opening it up for discussion. What do you think about.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, I thought you were saying it to the guy. I was the guy who did it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Corrieli]

You're saying you can't do that?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I say. I say. And he goes, oh, my. But I said it in a joking way.

[Pete Corrieli]

I know, I know.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But he. He was Italian. He was an Italian guy, 47 years old, built. He's like, oh, my God. He goes, you're the last person I would want to. He goes, I thought I was in the clear. I didn't think anybody saw me. You're the last person I would want to. I go, bro, if you're gonna do that, you gotta do it in the bathroom. Gotta step away. You can't be wolfing down vitamin C right in the middle of a barbecue. I'm sorry. Vitamins to me, is a private thing. I don't want to be at a table and a guy take out his pills and act like nothing happened. Like, what the fuck did you just pop? No.

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, even if you know it's a vitamin and not, like, drug drugs, do you put it in a medicine category or more of the mint category? Mint candy category?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, a supplement to me is in the medicine category. So let's say you're on cholesterol medication or you're on whatever. You're on antidepressants, whatever the hell you. Whatever comes in an orange bottle at your house. Right, right, right. Do you think you could go and casually pop that in your mouth amongst six.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yes, I feel. Over the counter. Can be eaten in public. Anything you need a prescription for, take it to the bathroom as a rule of thumb. If I can get it at Rite Aid, then you could pop it at the barbecue. What I got a bigger problem with is the hiding of it in a. Oh, my God, bro, forget Sebastian saw it. Focus on that Sebastian sore fucking Ziploc bag on your hip. I mean, Glad Ziploc. Or like, you're just calling it. Was it. Was it a custom bag that looked.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, it's like a Glad. Like, you know, it could have been the vitamins or bologna sandwich.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, right. Well, now you got coming out of the hip in a Glad bag like that. How do I not know that? You're not doing crystal meth in tablet form at my fucking barbecue, right? If it's a supplement, own up to it. Bring them out my vitamin C. I always pop it in before the rib. You know, make a thing out of it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to announce it. Even if it's prescribed medication and you take out your pills and go. No. Come on. I got diabetes. I gotta fucking take this shit every hour or whatever the hell it is. You gotta announce it. I gotta know what you have if you're taking it in front of me.

[Pete Corrieli]

No, no, you can't. You can't. I don't. You can't be taking your diabetic pills in front of me right before I'm eating ribs. That's a bathroom thing. It's a bathroom thing, man. I'm telling you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Unless you announce it. Unless you announce it. I'm just saying, like, you gotta.

[Pete Corrieli]

Where does it stop then? I'm a diabetic. I only do the needle. Sorry. Tell. Tell Caruso.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Look away.

[Pete Corrieli]

Look at the bird. I mean, where does it end? Does anyone got a syringe? I mean, pass the salt and a syringe I mean, what the. Take it, take it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I agree.

[Pete Corrieli]

I agree. Nyquil at the table. Everything else. Get the out of here.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Someone's got. Someone's got a headache at the party. Anybody got a Tylenol? Oh, yeah, here's. And then all of a sudden. And then all of a sudden, we're good with that because, what, you got a headache, but all of a sudden now you got. You got a cholesterol problem. And you go, if you said, hey, anybody got cholesterol medicine?

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, God, that's way worse. Disgusting. Jesus Christ. You know, I don't want to know that. You might die halfway through my meal. All right? I don't need to know any of that shit, right? I mean, come on, man. That's how I feel. You know?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So it got as far as he goes, my wife can't stand when I do this because I do it sometimes when I go to dinner, I bring my bag. I go, bro, oh, my God, you're bringing a baggie out to a restaurant, man. I told him, fire up your wife on the FaceTime. So we get his wife on the FaceTime. And I go, I sympathize with your pain. I go, your husband's here at a barbecue wolfing pills down in between a chicken leg and a rib. It's gotta stop. She goes, oh, I know it's ridiculous. Let's just say. I'm just saying those people that, again, this stuff is not taught in school. It's not taught from parents. This is why you tune into this show. These things that are happening on a daily basis now, people are listening to this, going, I take medication at parties, and now I'm not going to do that anymore. If we could affect one person by talking about these things, I think we've done our job for.

[Pete Corrieli]

For today, Effect one. But entertain the masses, bro. Entertain me.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What?

[Pete Corrieli]

I mean, when I woke up today, if you gave me all day in a writer's room to come up with some premises, I never would have came up with the premise of the idea that we've collectively come up with that if you're going to pull out medication at a table, whether or not it's prescribed or over the counter determines where it needs to be consumed. I mean, last cast, the lady with the Cane, it just. There's a dissection. I love it. I love it. I did I tell you, Mina way, that I'm going to see at my favorite theater where I saw Bonnie Raitt, and then I saw that Sinatra guy, that impersonator that wasn't so good. Our summer big date when we go, me and Jack, this year alone, we're going alone. And we're going to see my second favorite band other than Billy Joel. The Counting Crows are playing at Chautauqua Amphitheater. Right? So we're going. Got my tickets already and stuff. Didn't rely on anything else. Now, as I may have, I think I've told you this. My neighbor is the sound guy for the shows there. Even I don't know if you saw in the news that when Salman Rushdie got stabbed on stage, that was here, and he was right there dealing with all that. So I'm on the phone, my booker the other day, and I was like, listen, I don't. I looked it up. I don't think you guys have the Counting Crows, but if you have any connections, I go, I'm going to also ask some of the roadies I've become friendly with on Sebastian's tour, but I am calling in all favors. I'm dying to meet Adam Durwitz. I'm trying to get backstage just to tell this guy how much his music means to me, right? And he goes, I'll try and make it happen. Does he name a. Do the sound over there? I was like, I can't do that. Got in an argument with his wife the other day. That's dead. It's dead of all time, too. Right before I got the Crows tickets, too. God.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Could you shed some light on.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm doing yard work, right? I'm doing the yard, bro. I rake my leaves. Then I rake their leaves after they blow over to mine. Big storm coming in today. I'm gonna rake theirs again. Drives me nuts, right? So I finished my yard. I'm exhausted, and I'm blowing. There's a fence right between me and her house, right? And I thought there was no one even home. I mean, like, there's been no movement the whole day, right? So now that area, I'm like, this shit's just gonna blow on my side. I'm just gonna gun my blower and just blow it up under her bushes. It's hers anyway. And I'm like. I start hitting it, but right away, there's a big piece of paper, big packaging paper, like, big bunch. As I'm blowing, I just grab from under the bushes, and she's got a little porch area there. And not mean or anything. I just. As I'm blowing, I just drop it over there. I'm like going like this, you know? Then I come down over Here. And I'm blowing. And I put it on purr where it's lighter. It's not making much noise for a sec because I got to move some. And I hear, pete. Pete. I look over now she's out on the porch, like, instantly. Haven't seen her all day. Put a little piece of paper out there that. Is this yours? Did you. About the paper? Right? Haven't seen you all day. Now, is this yours? I'm busting my ass getting your leaves in mine. Is this yours? I go, no, it's yours. If you'd done a little yard work, you would have seen it. It's under your bushes, right? Then I purring. And she goes, I was just trying to be nice. I go, well, you're never nice. You're never nice. She's not. She yells at me. The last time I did, I. I got some leaves by her. She held at me, so. But I keep waiting. And I'm not disrespectful to this woman or anything. I'm just like, you're not nice to me. Don't. Don't act like you're never nice. I'm not blowing her. I'm turning around, blowing away from her. I'm like, you're never nice. You've never been nice. But. But anyway, I'm waiting for, like, maybe a husband. Like, hey, what's going on with that? But it doesn't happen, because I. I think he knows. Like, I'm not really wrong. Like. Like, if you hear the story, if Jackie said, well, then I went out, and I was like, is this yours? I'd be like, well, if it was on our property, Jack. And was he helping us out, blowing it. Yeah. Well, then. Yeah, well, why wouldn't he? Like. Like, I feel like. So we'll see. Tbd. But nevertheless, that avenue is dead to meet Adam Derwitz. If anything, I can't let him find out I am meeting him. He'll shut it down.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So did you get backstage? Are we getting backstage?

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, I don't know yet. It's not until June 22nd. No, but you know what? Now I'm having what's now. I have flashbacks of is went on with you backstage during the tour, and somebody would want to say hello to you and sometimes to me. That in my world, but obviously for you. And then you kind of go, sometimes you don't know who it is. So you're like, who is he? You know, and you never. You're always very respectful of the whole thing. But I'm like, that's what's going to happen. And the question is, is Derwitz gonna go, yeah or no? I don't know. So we'll see. But he should want to meet me, because if he meets me, he's going to have a better show because he's going to love to hear what I have to say about him.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Is he the singer?

[Pete Corrieli]

He ain't the bassist. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, he is the lead singer. But the whole band is phenomenal. Truly, man. It's my. They're just a great. It's so great dude. But, yeah, so it's going to be an awesome show. I'm psyched. I'm really. You know what? Like, as a. Just as a whatchamacallit fan, I'm just psyched, so it should be fun.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

This is the Counting Crows.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. So I did a gig. I did a gig with them.

[Pete Corrieli]

You did?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

In Dallas. Charity event in 2007.

[Pete Corrieli]

Wow.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no. 2010 at the house of Blues. And I was the comedian that was gonna open the show, and then they were gonna go on, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The worst gig of my life. It was comedy against your will, right? It was no seating, everybody milling around, and then. Please welcome Sebastian Mask. I come out, people are like, what the fuck? Like, you know, like, you ever do a show where people are surprised that something is going on on stage? Like, what is where people are? Is this. Is this a magician? And then I had to do the auction after that. You know, like, when you have a bad set and then now you gotta. You gotta. You're up. You're still up there. They're like, this guy's still gonna do shit.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, my God. Oh, I know.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And I remember Mark Cuban was.

[Pete Corrieli]

Kind.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Of like the philanthropist behind this whole thing, and he was running the auction with me, and he was very kind of apologetic, saying, hey, this guy was up here trying to make you guys laugh, and you didn't pay him any attention. Now you pay attention. He was very, like. He was like. He did a solid. But anyway, the Counting Crows went on, and I'm like, I'm out.

[Pete Corrieli]

I was like, no.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It'S not my cup of tea here.

[Pete Corrieli]

That is my second favorite band. But under the circumstances, you just said, as a comedian, I wouldn't have stayed either. I totally. I'm gone. I'm gone. And you know what? On some level, I also. Cuban, I appreciate what you're doing, but you just keep putting a spotlight on it. I'd appreciate if you wouldn't say anything at this point. All right? You're reminding them that I suck. Now that's what you're accidentally doing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, man. Oh, what a nightmare.

[Pete Corrieli]

Gosh. Damn, they're tough.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Wow, man.

[Pete Corrieli]

So. But no big deal either way, it's such a small venue, and, you know, I don't want to make a mountain of moho. I thought it'd be a funny thing to chat about on the cast, though, you know? I know. Really? Maybe at the end of the day, Derwitz will text. I listen to the cast. Consider it done. By the way, when we go to Vegas, it's the AMA Awards going on at the same time, right? American Music Awards. How is that different than the Grammys?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I just think it's another award show, and I don't know if they have been around as long as the Grammys. I say Grammys is like the Oscars of music and then the American Music Awards. I don't know what the background of that award show is, but I think it's pretty big.

[Pete Corrieli]

Like Golden Globes of music, maybe.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I would say so.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right, so there might be a lot of rock and roll, a lot of people floating around, huh?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The Grammy Awards are voted on by music industry professionals while the AMAs are fan voted. Whoa.

[Pete Corrieli]

So Taylor Swift must clean up at the AMAs. If we could get her o.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We'll see. Maybe we have to put it. Well, we don't have a video montage of us talking about Taylor Swift, so, no, I don't think we're getting her on anytime soon.

[Pete Corrieli]

I just took a Post it down. Wow. Took it down.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Did you ask. Did you ask her why or.

[Pete Corrieli]

Well, we live in Buffalo territory, man, and the Bills can't get past the Chiefs. And every year she sits on her couch like every other kid at her school and every kid in western New York, and they watch Mahomes and Kelsey beat and ruin their dream. And we sit in our cold homes in western New York and watch this happen. And what do we cut to? Taylor Swift in Mittens clapping and rooting for her boyfriend while we freeze and stay miserable till spring. Poster comes down. Haley Steinfeld is the new Meryl Streep as far as we're concerned. In western New York, that's Josh Allen's fiance.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh.

[Pete Corrieli]

So anyway, that's why. But that's why. Seriously? But that's seriously why, believe it or not. Oh. Can I ask you a question? What the hell is it like? What the hell is it like sitting courtside at a freaking LA Laker playoff game on. Holy shit, is that Exciting. Is that, like, amazing, seeing them play so hard?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's pretty spectacular. But I have something that happened at the game that I need to talk about. All right. I was invited to the game, okay. By Jeffrey Katzenberg.

[Pete Corrieli]

Wow.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He has courtside tickets. He also invited Jack Black.

[Pete Corrieli]

Fantastic.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now, I met Jack once. He was in Super Mario Brothers. I met him at the premiere. So we go, and there's another guy there. And. And how it works is, like, we alternate seats, like, every quarter. So if I'm sitting next to one guy, one quarter. Jeffrey. Okay, you sit over here. I'll sit over there. So we don't sit next to the same people. We're kind of like playing musical chairs. So you're kind of talking, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, that's. So. I like that idea. Who's it like? Was that a Katzenberg idea?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Was like, yeah, Katzenberg. You sit here and I'll sit here second quarters.

[Pete Corrieli]

That's a great idea. Rotate it up. No one feels locked in. Nobody feels left out. All locked in. Yeah. Love it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So now, this is la. You got a lot of celebrities at the game. Now, I've been at games where they come up and they go, hey, we're gonna go to you after the second quarter, and we're gonna put you up on the jumbotron, right? You know, do the whole thing. Right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I still go to these games, and I go. I don't know where I fall. Like, I don't even know if they. They know, like, you know, who's that? Or, you know, like, we're getting Will Ferrell tonight. We're getting Jack Black, and we're getting Tracy Morgan. I don't know where I'm falling in that. Like, I don't know if I'm even mentioned in the conversation. It's just how I think. So second quarter, I move next to Jack Black, right? I'm talking to him. Timeout. The cameras come over, right? So they go. The woman goes, we're gonna go to you right after this public service announcement right now. I don't know if. If she's going, you Jack Black or you. Us, Right?

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I don't know, because they. I don't know, like, if. When the camera comes on, if I should be like, yeah, you know, like. Or is this Jack Black's moment? You know what I'm saying? And they're getting. They're getting me to third quarter or they get me at all, because they don't even know who the fuck I am.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, God. Double over time before we cut to you, bro, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. And that's in your head. That's in your head. Now you even have a moment to go to Jack Black. Like, should I pretend I'm talking to you? Like, oh, no. It's like, no, no, no.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know what he's gonna do. This guy's like, you know, sorry, public service. Now I'm looking at the screen, right? Public serving hours ago. And then boom, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

It's.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's. I'm in the shot, but then I'm looking and I go, am I. Is that half of me? Like, I'm. I'm trying to figure out in real time, in real time if I should. Or I should just like be talking to Jeffrey during this thing while Jack Black's getting his moment. So I start to lean in this. I start to lead in the shot. I'm like, oh. I'm going, oh. Then I feel like they feel me leaning in so they're going tighter on him. I'm like, oh, oh, here. So I don't know if that was his shot and I robbed it from him or what. But here, there's a. There's a picture that was taken. And I gotta tell you, bro, I gotta work on my jacket placement here. I'm not used to these things, like, coming. They come in hot, right? It's almost like you gotta be picture ready all four quarters, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

I love the way. I'm sorry, I'm cutting you off. Go ahead. You got the picture ready, all four quarters.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So here's one. This is.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, God, is that Spielberg? You with Spielberg?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, no, no. It's Casey Wasserman. He's running the Olympics in Los Angeles. Anyway, Jack goes to me, so you coming, you come. You coming back for Super Mario 2? Now, this is the first time I'm hearing it. Super Mario sequel, right?

[Pete Corrieli]

I go, what? Oh, shit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I go, that started, you know, for first, I'm not in the shot. Hey. Now this guy's telling me there's a fucking movie in production that I was a part of. Hello? Hello? No call. I go, why are you doing. Are you doing recording? He goes, and I've been in for a few sessions. I go, yeah. I go, they're probably waiting to do a spike spin off movie. That's why they're probably not using me. I'm joking, of course. I'm on the phone with my agent. They're not getting called in for the sequel. So.

[Pete Corrieli]

You'Re acting like you. You're acting like you're cracking a joke and heading to the Ivy for lunch for a little brunch. Cooking kls, right? Meanwhile, like, what the. Who's playing the do?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, shit.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God. What the shit? So anyway, what the shit? I didn't know this was possible. Courtside, and I want to get. Again with the eyes.

[Pete Corrieli]

Wait, I was still.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Breaking your chops. Listen, we're courtside, and Jack Black starts talking to a guy because there's a free throw, and the other. The guy from the Timberwolves was near us. Jack Black goes, hey, man, you look very Zen. You look very Zen. And guy's like, I am. I am. And then start talking. I go, you could do that. You can start talking. Talking. Like, what's your take on, like, chatting it up with the players from the courtside seats?

[Pete Corrieli]

Well. Well, you had.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And if I said something, would this guy go get the. Get security. Get this guy out of here? Wasn't this guy trying to rob Jack Black? Shot right.

[Pete Corrieli]

Don't think. They don't think you're there to pick up a. Like a debt for piece of jewelry or something. I don't know. But, like, you've had. I know you've had pro athletes in games that are fans of yours. So, like, if someone says he's a fan of yours before the game, and then the game's going on and he comes by you maybe to take the ball out of bounds, hypothetically. His name's Tom. Can't you go, Don't. I know. He's, you know, hang in there, Tommy. I know you got three fouls. We need you out there, big brother. Like, so. I don't know. Something fun. Like or never?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, I don't know. I saw it firsthand, so I think if I do know an athlete, I might start chirping something. I don't know. I don't know. I just. I just. I just thought that was this, like. Yeah, I know. Spike Lee's, like, chastising Michael Jordan or whatnot. You remember those iconic moments where, you know, Pippin shouting to Spike Lee and, you know, there's a jawing. But I just. It's like a casual. Like, hey, you're there. He's all right. Like, it was like guys in the middle of the game and he was chatting with Jack Black. I just want to know, like, funny.

[Pete Corrieli]

What kind.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What level of stardom that you have to have where you get a response.

[Pete Corrieli]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, if LeBron's there and I go, lebron, what's going on? Yeah, right. He looks at me or he doesn't even, like. He probably don't even look.

[Pete Corrieli]

I'd be like, unless you're Barack Obama wearing a mask. Wearing a Sebastian Maniscalco mask. Right? I mean, come on. He's got. He's got a short list of who could say that to him, even. You ever see someone like Anthony Edwards when he beat the lakers for Game 3? He beat the Lakers, and then he immediately hugged some dude in street clothes. And then the camera was going with Anthony Edwards, but it was still the guy in street clothes. You could see him for a little bit. I was on the guy with street clothes. I'm like, who are you, dude? You know, like. Like that gets the hug from Anthony Edwards before the wife, the mom, the girlfriend, anybody, you know, I don't know who's in his life, but. So unbelievable. A couple things I want to say. Can we see that first photo with you and Jack Black again for the viewers where he's pointing at you? Because I feel like there's a couple things going on here. And I mean, obviously, I'm only a friend. Obviously, I would never. I'm not in that situation. So who am I really to say? But what I don't like that you're doing in the one where you're both sitting there and Jack Black's pointing at Sebastian. Yeah, yeah. The leaning you're doing. You play that arena that you're sitting in, you've accomplished enough that you don't have to do the shoulder leaning. Like, grateful to be happy to be in the photo sort of a thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like you should. And then Jack Black doing the point that you. I feel like that's you leaning in, feeling, can I be in this? And he's going off. I better give him the point to make him feel good. So they look over at him like. Like, I. I just. There's too much. I'm reading a lot out of this. And then the second one where you have your hands cussed. What I like about that one is it looks like you're really there for the game, bro. That's a Jack Nicholson shot.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I see what you're saying here. I'm not proud of this shot with the shoulders.

[Pete Corrieli]

I'm just saying you don't have to do the lean anymore. You don't have to do the lean anymore. You've done enough to just take the photo.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know if it's a lean, bro. No, here. Here's. Here's a. Here's a photo Go back to the photo.

[Pete Corrieli]

Does that look like a lean to you, Patrick? A little slight leaning?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It is. It looks like it's. It's a fan photo, Mike.

[Pete Corrieli]

They're in a photo booth in a mall. That's good. That standing one is good. Look at that, bro. You are, bro. Congratulations, man. You courtsided the Lakers.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Holy.

[Pete Corrieli]

Is that cool?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, bro. I. I wouldn't call it a le. And you know what it is? It was like a picture, and I was like, oh, it was like, you almost fell into it because I was up and then down. And, you know, of course, the Italians thinks that Jack Black's given me, like, the malochio with the horns. That could be misconstrued as he is putting a curse on me in the Italian culture.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, wow.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Really?

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, I didn't get that at all. I felt like he's trying to welcome you in.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Nah, you know, this is. He's not in Super Mario Brothers.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, is that official, by the way? All right. I don't need to see. I want to see you again. Now. I don't know. Is that. Is there still maybe a possibility? You get to do that Maybe.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's done. Not looking good. That's what I heard. Not looking good.

[Pete Corrieli]

Are they gonna have that character?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No. Took him right out.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, he's not in it. That character's not in this one.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He's not in it.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, well. Well, there's nothing you can do about it. It's not like they're coming back with someone else playing the role. I could sleep. I could sleep. I could sleep at night with that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well.

[Pete Corrieli]

Oh, you're taking it as he's not coming back. Like you weren't entertaining enough in the first one to write me into the second one. I ain't taking it like that. I'm thinking the writers had their own vision of how the Mario thing goes, and I'm. This. This. You know what happens with these kind of things. Mario 3, Spike comes back big. I've seen it a million times, bro. Seen it a million times. Seriously.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So.

[Pete Corrieli]

All right. Yeah. I thought you were gonna tell me, like, somebody else now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Now, if. If somebody else is doing it and I don't know about it, and I go to the movies and Spike's in the movie.

[Pete Corrieli]

If they asked me to do it and I did it, would you still do the cast with me?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I would be. I think we. We'd be done. No, I'm kidding.

[Pete Corrieli]

I can't even afford rewetting eye drops. Don't worry.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Don't Worry, dude.

[Pete Corrieli]

No one's calling. Nobody's calling.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right, that's our show for today. Pete Sebastian show. Once again, stellar, stellar entertainment coming your way.

[Pete Corrieli]

Absolutely.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's like, truly, it's like sniper fire.

[Pete Corrieli]

It really is, man. It just kind of like keeps going. Can I ask you one little question to go on? What's your take on? It's a very short one. When I was at church the other day with Sadie, somebody dropped a piece of paper and for a second when I saw it on the ground, I thought it might have been money, but it wasn't. But my point is, if you walk by in church and you find the 20, if it's in church, can you keep it? Or you have to put it in the box. In the poor box.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think if it's a 20 at church, it was intended to probably go into the offering.

[Pete Corrieli]

Okay, fair enough. About church grounds. Outside could have blown onto the church grounds. But if it's outdoors on church grounds, still put the 20 in a box.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, you give it to your daughter and say, go buy some candy.

[Pete Corrieli]

There you go. There you go. I mean, I didn't, but I was wondering that myself. That's what I landed on too. I had this conversation with Jack. Great hanging with you, bro, as always.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We'll see you next week.

[Pete Corrieli]

You make me feel so young. You make me feel so young O you make me feel so young.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The show has ended.

[Pete Corrieli]

She goes, I was just trying to be nice. I go, there you. Well, you're never nice. You're never nice.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Because she's not.

[Pete Corrieli]

She yells at me.

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