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Pete Corrieli
This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corieli and Sebastian Maniscalco.
Sebastian Maniscalco
She walks these hills in a long black field she visits my grave when.
Pete Corrieli
The night winds Wait.
Sebastian Maniscalco
All right. Welcome Pete and Sebastian show. We are back and up and running here. Took last week off. Lots going on. Pete is, dare I say, become a social media. I haven't seen this type of social media come out of your camp and years. Is this strategic? I see a lot of slice of life.
Pete Corrieli
You know, I'm trying to get on board, man. Trying to get on board. You know, it's. You could die with the old ways or adapt with the new ways.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Also noticing a very tight trim on the beard which I'm digging.
Pete Corrieli
Thanks. You know where I'm at right now? First of all, before I forget, I want. Did you just finish auditioning for the White Lotus?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Actually, it's funny. Bring up the shirt. I was sifting through the closet today and recently saw a glimpse of Scarface and I thought, I like it on you. No thanks. Thanks. I thought I might bring out a little festive. You know, it's always dark, solid colors I'm wearing. I figure I'd brighten it up with a little Cuban flair.
Pete Corrieli
I love it. It's a good look on you. You look good.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And dare I say, are you tan?
Pete Corrieli
That I'm not. Yard work I've been doing, but I'm not necessarily tan. But we finally had a couple 80 degrees days. Yeah, you look good too, bro. But I will be tanning before the special come hell and a natural tan in the sun.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Okay.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah, yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So.
Pete Corrieli
So maybe, maybe people watch it and they go, it's not that funny. He's a good looking guy. Last thing I want to say and then the floor is yours. I think the woman's name is Lisa. She sent me an email saying, you think you're so cool. You say you're cool, but cool people don't need to curse. Stop cursing. I wrote back that Lisa. I said, grow up, Lisa. That's all I said. Right? But here we are. I'm going to try not to curse this show. I'm going to try. It's been 10 years. I can't even imagine how many emails through the years you got from people go, I'm such a fan of yours. But I can't listen to his mouth. I bet.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, that's not what's happening on this end of the aisle.
Pete Corrieli
And you got so much going on, bro. So much. I mean, geez, the thing with Ray Romano, I can't wait to hear about that. Everything.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Let's start just. I'm going to start with just something soft. Let's just wet the listeners beak. I bring him back cologne and we. You stacked me. Text me yesterday in regards to some type of cologne deal. Like to introduce to you the Tom Ford Extreme cologne. I recommend this cologne for a cooler season. Maybe we're in the fall, just coming out of spring. This is not a summertime cologne. I would say coming out of winter into the spring, maybe mid fall, you pop on a little of this. I got it on right now just because I wanted to talk about the notes. I'm. I'm sniffing nutmeg. I don't know if you're into nutmeg, but definitely something you could get into. It's kind of light. I did a little heavy. I did a spray too much. I think I did two. I did Three sprays on the hand, and I did my nice neck waft. I felt it went with the shirt, but this is something that you would not be wearing at this time of year. Maybe. It's kind of cool, actually. It was. It was. It was in the 90s this. This weekend, but now it's dipped down into the 70s. But I'm saying this is a mid-60s temp cologne.
Pete Corrieli
Well, when you called it a fall cologne, that kind of made sense, because when I think of nutmeg, I think the holidays. So you smell a little nutmeg coming off of that, and you're thinking, oh, yeah, that's right. Thanksgiving's around the bend. And yeah, I get it. And you're probably wearing the right amount because even on loose ends, they've been bringing it up. You go too light on your cologne. So even though you think you're heavy, you're probably just right.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, it's yet to be seen. I'm trying to get that perfect balance where you just. Oh, wow. Is that colonies got on or, you know, just. Just hit him with a little slap or something. I don't want to, like, come up with a right hook. Just a light slap. And now that I think of it, I'm getting a little. I'm getting a little vanilla. Oh, wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Oh, I just hit it. Pine cone.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, wow. That's a nice.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I like that.
Pete Corrieli
It's a very masculine smell. It's a very masculine smell.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. So Tom Ford Extreme, pick it up at your local retailer. Again, not a sponsor. Not getting paid for this. Just trying to educate general public on scents and when and where to.
Pete Corrieli
I'm loving this segment. And if I can, can I ask a couple questions? Because, like, literally, as a listener, I'm into this segment. So a gentleman named Dino sent me a box of colognes, based on our conversation, a box of them, all brand new ones, but they're mostly like, crown something. And again, soon as I got that box, went to Patrick, went to Cannes and said, set the guy up with the P.O. box, man, I shouldn't be getting this box. Sebastian should be getting this box. But nevertheless, some of them I didn't like for various reasons. But etiquette wise, if you. If you gifted a cologne and you don't particularly like the scent, do you just toss it? Or is it poor etiquette? Can you give it to somebody, another guy, and say something for me? It might be for you.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't give cologne. Cologne's a very personal experience. You just can't. Like, if somebody complimented me on this cologne and I knew them, they'd get the cologne as a gift. But to randomly send somebody cologne, I think it's out of bounds. Yeah, I, I don't think we, I don't think we give colognes. That's, that's something that. Yeah, I mean, because it could smell different on different people. So. Okay, I'm, I'm, I'm not into the gifting colognes. What I am into gifting right now, and I think we talked about this, is books. I'm gifting books. My mother in law, I just sent her three audiobooks out of the blue. Sometimes I mail higher copies. Something, you know, it's just to me, you go to the mail and I feel like the mail or Amazon or ups, there's stuff coming that you know is coming, right? You know, I ordered the, whatever, the sunscreen for the summer and you get that Amazon or whatever. But I feel when there's a box that comes and you're like, that's it. You know, as soon as you get that box, you know, what the hell is that? You open it up and you're like, oh, books. You know, I feel it's like an excitement on the other end. The receivers, you make their day with a little gift.
Pete Corrieli
Nothing like a book. A book is just. Yeah, it's the greatest gift I feel like you can get, you know, when you get a book from somebody. Now I got a book story I have to tell you. It's going to blow your mind. I don't know if you Caught. Not caught, but been told about the last episode of Loose Ends. A guy calls in, says, petey, I've been listening. I've been wanting to call in, but I just want to call in until I have a reason. And I got a reason. I was gifted Sebastian's book from a friend. And he goes, now I get the book. And I say to the friend, did you buy this brand new or is it from, you know, previously used? And the guy goes, no, no, I bought it brand new. He goes, he's lying, but whatever. He goes, but check it out. And he's showing me the book. And throughout your book, things are highlighted. Oh, bro, bro. Notes are written. And it's clearly an aspiring comedian because he's, he's highlighting all the parts about stand up and like this and that. And we. It was so freaking cool, man. Somebody, you know, it was. What are you saying? I love that I do that, especially with paperbacks. I love taking my Pen and writing right in the book. If I own the book, why not? I'll write right next to the side. This story was hilarious. And I put four stars right on the side of the page that it's in.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So if I get this right, the guy called in, somebody sent him a used book.
Pete Corrieli
A used book? Your used book.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. This is against everything I stand for.
Pete Corrieli
I don't want to call Amazon, bro, Because you could buy your book used right now, half the price. Like, tons of them. I mean, not tons of them, but all books. Books are sold used.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, Jesus. Getting a used book, bro. Getting a used book is like me sending you my used underwear. God knows where it's been right now. I don't.
Pete Corrieli
That's what I said to the dude. I said somebody was sitting on a toilet bowl with that book. Just keep that in mind.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't want any markings in a book that I'm going to read. It might distract me. I might flip the page, see a highlight, middle of the page, and I'll go right to the highlighted section rather than build into that. Right. There's no way you could read somebody else's book with markings in the book. And I feel if you marked up the book and then you sent it off to somebody, why are you marking up the book? You can't even go back and refer to those markings.
Pete Corrieli
You're just setting up the next reader going, listen, I did the heavy lifting for you. Just go to page 64. He talks about the four seasons. No, I mean, I was just joking, but, like, it puts an emphasis on certain stories, man. Yeah, I know. But if you're not going to keep it, I agree. Thanks to Naked Wines for sponsoring this episode. Guys, if you listen to the cast, you know that means Sebastian. We like our wine from time to time. Sebastian loves his wine. Well, have you ever wanted to learn more about wine? Because I have personally, but I can't figure out where to start or where do you start or when do you start? It just, it's. It's too much to try and get into wine. But our next partner, Naked Wines, has changed the game for learning about wine. I'm not kidding. Without having to take a whole class about it, man. They sent me a few wines to try. I'm telling you, every one of them was fantastic. I already got another order coming in, man. I love these wines and the price is so reasonable. Like, I just want to be one of those guys that has a wine cellar. So when people come, I can just be like, go downstairs, grab A wine from my Naked Wine collection. Naked Wines is a service, okay? They directly connect you to the world's finest independent winemaker so you can get award winning wine delivered straight to your door. You use the cast code which is also called the cast. So you're going to use the Pete and Sebastian show. Our code is the cast and the password@nakedwines.com to get their incredible six bottles for just $39.99 is also the cast. They've been around for over 15 years and funds over 90% of independent winemakers around the world. With no commitments or membership fees. You can enjoy Naked wines hassle free. So now's the time to join Naked Wines. Join the community. Head to nakedwines.com thecast Click Enter Voucher and put in the code the cast for both the code and password for six bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included. That's 100 dol off your first six bottles@nakedwines.com thecast and you use the code and password the cast for six bottles of wine for 39.99.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Put us in a box.
Pete Corrieli
Go ahead.
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Pete Corrieli
Oh, I think I bought used whenever I could.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, I bought used. And the only reason I bought used was two things. A is a financial thing and two that I actually like when the shit's highlighted.
Pete Corrieli
Especially if you get the sense that an Asian student had that book before you. Oh God. All I gotta do is read the highlight.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I think that's what they should have in the front of the book. What nationality had the book before you? Right. So if it's Indian or Japanese, I'm in, right?
Pete Corrieli
Yeah. Oh God. Italian guy from Long island or Chicago. Oh, shit. Give me a freshie. Give me a freshie. Tomato sauce on this shit. Yeah, I know. By the way, little side note, my wife's one of my wife's closest friends. Her daughter is on dance. Just one of Sadie's closest friends. Like intense level of dance. They're very, very good. So good that they got invited this year to go to a competition in Disney World. And they've been before but this is like a big competition where they didn't even do well because these people were so good. And I only say that because the woman goes. She comes home, she goes. There were teams from all over the world. We weren't expecting that. And she goes. And there was a team from Japan. And she goes, you should have seen it because it's Disney World. So the minute these kids aren't dancing, she goes, everyone, all the girls are just running around like crazy. I can't wait to get to the park, just playing around. All the Japanese girls just sitting there, perfectly still, reading a book, barely moving. And I go, they must. Japanese people must think we're animals.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, anytime they come to America, it's like they entered a zoo. They're like, look at that. I even think it's a petting zoo. Do the animals in the country are. Do they adapt to the culture of the country? Like when you go to a Japanese zoo, right? Is the gorilla just sitting in a corner with his hands folded nice Indian style? Or is he. Is. Is he ramping up all over the. Yeah. I wonder if they adapt like cuz. Cuz the.
Pete Corrieli
God, that's funny.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The people. The people in America go to a zoo. They're banging on the ground, gorilla cage. You've seen these kids, right? And then the gorilla comes up and he. And he almost hits the. Hits the. The glass because he's pissed off. But in j. In Japan, they're looking at the thing beautiful and nice, probably taking notes. I wonder if the gorilla is going, look at the. Look at the beautiful behavior. I don't know.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah, no, no, I'm with you. Right? Like in America, the gorillas grab the banana and squeeze it till the. Comes out. In Japan, they're doing a nice peel, go, look. What the. Is this guy doing with the. If you went up to a gorilla in Japan and said, in America, they pound their chest, they go, what. What is punch the. I'll put it as a class level. It's unbelievable.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh my God, it is.
Pete Corrieli
It must be crazy for them when they come over here to deal with the way we are compared to the way they are.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Awful. Just terrible. I look at it as animals. I mean, I live here and I went to the airport. I'm sorry, I don't know what the hell's going on at these airports. The flight attendant, everybody is just, well, first I got to talk about an experience I had on a private airplane. What's your take on this? And you've flown private many a times.
Pete Corrieli
What could that Do.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The pilots weren't dressed like pilots. My pilot had hokas on. You know that shoe, H O, K, A. With the big thing? I'm sorry, of course. Come on, man, you can't be a pilot and come out in hocus. No, it completely. I got a whole different look at you now. I need to see the hat, the stripes on the shoulder, and a nice black Italian shoe tied.
Pete Corrieli
Shiny, shiny, shiny.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah.
Pete Corrieli
Yes.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Like, this guy looked like he was running errands and then all of a sudden they're like, you got a flight at 4 o' clock. He's like, oh, fuck, I forgot. And he got in the car and he's in his hokas in a collar shirt guy. Come on.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah. No, I feel like that's not even giving you the proper protection down below. No, you know, I mean something. Yeah. What. What was he wearing up top, a polo shirt?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, I saw his arms, bro, I'm sorry. I don't want to see the pilot's arm hair. I need to see a jacket on this shirt. I need to see it. You need to dress in the uniform. If you're Superman, I want to see a cape.
Pete Corrieli
Right, man. You gotta respect it. It's an aircraft, man. This is a dangerous flying machine doing hundreds of miles an hour in the air and you're in hocus. Come on, man. That threw me off. I don't like hearing that, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't know. This is. Hey, I gotta tell you, and the flight, the way the flight went, it matched the hocus, you know, like. Yeah, yeah, little turbulence. I go, that's because he's wearing hocus. So. So I had a problem.
Pete Corrieli
I don't even like. I gotta be honest, I don't even like my pilots being out of shape. You know what I'm saying? I don't mind my doctor being overweight more than I mind my pilot being overweight. Right.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What does the pilot overweight signify to you? What is that?
Pete Corrieli
Just lack of caring. Lack of respect for the entire situation at hand. A pilot should look. He should. His goal should be to look like Tom Cruise. That should be the goal. When you wake up in the morning, I want to look like. If Tom Cruise was flying this plane, how would he look? And do your best to match that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Speaking of Tom Cruise, and I don't know if you notice this, his movie is coming out in two weeks. Mission Impossible, Last Reckoning. When Tom Cruise comes out with a movie, I would equate it to a president, a candidate coming out to announce their presidency, and that Happens like, I don't know, eight months to a year prior to the election. This guy's been promoting this movie for eight months. I think the promotion started in September of last year. I started seeing this shit.
Pete Corrieli
Really? I mean, it's unbelievable. It's like the Olympics. That's how he promotes, you know? Did you see the latest video where the thing's connected to his chest and he free falls out of the helicopter and. Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, this is the problem with promoting a movie this far in advance. I see something, I go, I probably saw this already. Like, how many things you gonna do, right? I mean, how many stunts you got? I just saw one of him standing on a building that's round. It was like a. And it was like a drone shot. He's standing in the.
Pete Corrieli
Right.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Right. How the hell did he get up there? Of course, he's probably dropped in by a helicopter. I got it. I mean, there's so much. So I got asked and I turned it down. I forget the name of the show.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, wow.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I gotta look it up. One second. Bear Grylls. G R Y L. Oh, my God.
Pete Corrieli
Bear Gryllis.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, bro.
Pete Corrieli
He's been doing that for years. He used to do a survival show that I couldn't get enough of, man. I don't know. Is that what.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So he takes people and you face your fear. So he'll take you to the top of the mountain in New Zealand, and then you gotta hike seven miles to get to the extraction point, right? And then you get dropped off in a helicopter coming down. Hey, I. I saw the trailer and I go, this would be nice to do, right? But I ain't. I ain't hiking. Like, they took Gina Carano across the mountain. It was snowing, whatever. And he goes, this is where an avalanche could possibly happen. And then you see the rocks falling as she's crossing. Now, my question to you is, is that really where an avalanche might happen, or is it a place where there's just loose rock? What do you think?
Pete Corrieli
Like, right. It's dangerous. It can't be that dangerous, bro. I mean, you know, you've made reality. Remember I did the pilot reality show here? It was like. It was so fake. It was like, we're gonna empty the place out, and you're gonna walk in and complain that it's always empty. What the fuck? So, you know, something like this, it's like we're gonna spit a little rock there. We'll pretend that. That this is where the avalanches normally happen. And they. You're gonna Put Gina in harm's way. Really?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, that's. Well, that's what I'm saying. I think my luck is. This is my luck. I'm going to go across the thing. And the pre production, they said, yeah, this is a good spot to cross. There's some loose rocks every now and again, but this is safe. Right? Then I go, right? And the biggest avalanche is ignited and it washes me away. And the production team's like, oh, we've never seen this before. This was not supposed to happen. You know, one of these things not supposed to happen. That's me, right?
Pete Corrieli
Right. Bear Gryllis.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Canceled. Death of comedian.
Pete Corrieli
That's it. And you know the timeline, right? Two weeks, we'll be. We won't even be talking about you by the third week anymore. Right. But wow, that's amazing that they asked you. But your biggest fear, correct me if I'm wrong, it's not hiking seven miles. It's. It's being like, I would put you in a cave with a hole that is so tight, you got to shimmy through like this. And then all of a sudden, it doesn't go any further. But you can't go back now until everybody else goes back. So now you're stuck like this for three hours, Bear. But, you know, you're calling out bear, gorillas. And he's like, stay there. You have this. You have this. Like, that's your fear. Hiking seven miles. That's just the hassle.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No. Hiking seven miles. Sciatica could have act up again. I didn't like the helicopter. Every episode I saw is a helicopter involved? I ain't into that shit either, right? They're gonna. They're gonna drop me in the helicopter. I don't like where they go. Helicopter can't get there, but. So we're going to have to pull you in. That means if the helicopter dips a little bit, that's it. That's. Forget it, that's it. I'm done.
Pete Corrieli
Helicopter people don't. When helicopter crashes, people aren't as surprised as what a plane does, right? You're like, it happens. The blades get caught, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't know how. It doesn't happen often.
Pete Corrieli
I don't know, bro. It happens a lot. Like once a week. Seems like once a week, someone's getting a tour, falling into a river somewhere. I mean, I don't sound rude about it, but it's like, you know, doesn't seem the best mode of transport, I'll tell you that. By the way, if you're Married to Tom Cruiser. You're dating him. It's like, do I have to take a fucking helicopter to dinner everywhere? I mean, Jesus Christ. It's not a car. The guy lives in a helicopter.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. So that's crazy, bro.
Pete Corrieli
Did you give it some thought?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I did. I gave it some thought. I'm like, do I want to do this?
Pete Corrieli
If you didn't have kids, would you maybe be more inclined or. Nah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
If you would have tapped me about, yeah. 10, 15 years ago to do this, I would have done it. Right now. I'm just minimizing everything I do. I just don't want to die doing stuff I don't need to be doing. You know what I'm saying? Fair enough.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although, you know, flying with a guy wearing hocus is putting your life at risk a little bit, too.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's what I'm saying. You think I wanted to be up there? Imagine if the helicopter guy shows up and he's wearing hocus on the show.
Pete Corrieli
Oh. Tune in to Loose Ends this Tuesday night as Pete is joined by the great Jim brewer. Go to patreon.com peteand sebastian show and become a member. Jim Brewer with Pete, Corey, Ellie, and who knows, Maybe Sebastian will pop in. That's Loose Ends on Patreon Tuesday night at 8:30pm Eastern. I'm Casey Kasem. Now back to the Countdown.
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Sebastian Maniscalco
So I gotta tell you who I'm following now on Instagram. Yeah. I just came across this guy's page. Do you know this guy? I know he doesn't know this guy. Sailing with Phoenix. You watching this guy sail across the man? Who am I asking? This guy. So this guy's doing all night writer's editing. Think he's got time to watch sailing with Phoenix? Pull this guy up on Instagram. Let me get your thoughts. So this guy quit his job about two or three years ago. I forget what it was two years ago. Say he quit his job working for corporate America and he documented it. He said, yeah, this is the guy. So this guy quit his job at a tire store. I think it was gonna sail from Portland, Oregon to Hawaii in a sailboat. Liquid. This is it. This is it. He is gonna sail across the Pacific Ocean in a sailboat. And he's just learned to sail.
Pete Corrieli
So I'm taking this video now because I'm gonna just start logging everything. Then I'm gonna pull $30,000 out of my 401k.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah.
Pete Corrieli
I'm gonna buy a sailboat and I'm going to sail around the world. Don't know how to sail. Don't know how to do any of that stuff.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Okay.
Pete Corrieli
This guy, phenomenal, man. Phenomenal. That's what you follow every.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Every day. This guy's got like, oh, it's like eight foot swells. I got seasick and I'm thinking to myself, this guy is out there alone in a sailboat that's not that big. Right. And he's going through, like waters that cruise liners go through.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Then he's got minimal food. His snacks are depleted. He's got 10 days left. And last yesterday he came out and he goes, I got one can of Pringles, I got some beef jerky and I got some almond Joy that his snack selection sounds like he went trick or treating and then went on to say, a stud at the snack selection, right? Almond Joy, bro. I threw Almond Joy out when I got that shit in my. My trick or treat.
Pete Corrieli
I like how he says he's down to his last bag of Pringles. So there was what, you have a box of Pringles. I mean, of all them. You got to think this through. That's like, the last thing you need is Pringles.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So why.
Pete Corrieli
Can you fill us in? Where is he? How's he doing water? Is he doing a D. Selling a D water salting thing or something or.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, I see. Yeah, that. I don't know. I don't know how he. What he's. I mean, he's, like, eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I mean.
Pete Corrieli
Is he fishing?
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, I don't. I. I don't sense that he's fishing. No. I feel he brought a good amount of food to get him through, but the food that he's got is like garbage.
Pete Corrieli
It's like garbage.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm just saying, when you're out at.
Pete Corrieli
Sea.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What would you bring? What's your snack? What's your go to snack?
Pete Corrieli
My go to snack?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Popcorn, right?
Pete Corrieli
Popcorn.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. You're like this guy.
Pete Corrieli
But, bro, I have it floating in a raft behind me. My Popcorn would be in a big. I just pull the rope in whenever I wanted a bag, keep the boat empty and nice and light. Is he. Is he sharing? Like, what is. Is it ever calm where he can lay out? Is he drinking? Is he having. Like, what is he doing? Is he telling you?
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, he is calm. And sometimes he comes out. There's been problems. He had to fix the rudder. You know, there's some stuff that's, like, hairy. He's off course. I want to know if you're in a sailboat and you're in the middle of the Pacific, right, and you go to sleep, man, the guy's got to sleep, but nobody's man in the boat, right? And you can't drop anchor because the anchor ain't gonna touch the bottom of the floor, right? What do you do? Just put it on cruise control? How does that work?
Pete Corrieli
That's a good question. Do you pull the sails in and just kind of let it float in place and, you know, like. Like, what do you do if you're sleeping and all of a sudden you just hear, like, a thud hits the hull? Now you know it's not a rock because you're in the middle of the ocean. Are you like, there's a fucking blue whale under me. Holy shit. Like, has he. Has he said that? Has he seen shit?
Sebastian Maniscalco
He's seen dolphins. And then he goes, I'm gonna. I want. I want to go in the water. I guess this is a. No, no. When you're sailing a boat by yourself, you never jump off the vessel in fear that you get, like, you know, away from the boat and all of a sudden, you know, you and the boat are detached. I don't know how he did it, but he jumped in and he came back out. He said it was pretty frightening. He goes, there could be sharks in here. I don't know. Like, Jesus gracious, guys, this is the best TV show I've seen in the last three years. This guy.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah, yeah, man. Shit.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But, you know, he's. Admittedly, he's like, I'm not like, you know, I've never done this before. I just learned how to sail on a lake. He's never been on the ocean. It's not like this guy's a sailor. This guy basically learned how to sail off of YouTube and now he's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean eating Pringles with his cat.
Pete Corrieli
He's got a cat?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, he brought his cat that. He's like, that's his whole thing. Sailing across the Pacific with my cat.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, my God. You gotta figure real sailors are like, this guy's an idiot.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So irresponsible.
Pete Corrieli
Right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I think he's got a lot of fail. I think he has a lot of sailors. This guy had a hundred thousand followers in the beginning of this thing 11 days ago. He's up to a million right now. I'm thinking, bro, we go on a sailboat and do the cast. We're in another hemisphere.
Pete Corrieli
That's right. Look at bear, gorilla. So he's already wanted to do something dangerous with you. You had the offer right there, but I'll do it with you. Put it all on the line. That's amazing. By the time he gets to wherever he gets, he's going to be making 3, 400 grand a month off Instagram. Right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, this is. This guy, he's got merch. He's selling merch, bro. In the middle of the Pacific.
Pete Corrieli
Again. This guy's probably got 52 cans of sardines. He's probably got water. He's probably got wine. It's probably all the roofs, man. Probably got a separate boat that we don't see right off to the side with all the shit he needs. The whole world is smoking mirrors now. Bro, I saw the video the other day where the President of France is pulling cocaine off of a table. A bag of cocaine. Did you see that? Is that real? And if it's real, that's it. We don't even care that the President of France is doing fucking blow. I mean, I don't know what's what, by the way, got a great bit. We're saving it for next week. Oh, I know we haven't gotten to the Pope yet, but talking about what's what. Well, I don't want to. I don't want to get ahead of myself. Where are we at? What are we talking about? Can I go that route?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, yeah.
Pete Corrieli
The Pope's older brother. Okay. Have you been made aware of some of his tweets?
Sebastian Maniscalco
No.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, a week ago, I wanted to meet the Pope. Now I can't wait to meet his brother. Calling Pelosi a drunk. Blah, blah, blah on his tweets. Big time. Oh, man. Like, big time. Maga guy. It's so funny. I can't believe you haven't heard about this. I want to do a bit of the next cans is putting it together right now. This is the older brother we're gonna read off. Is this a Nick the Apollo tweet or the Pope's older brother tweet? Who tweeted this? I'm telling you, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, is the Pope and. And the brother. Are they tight or are they, like, estranged? There's like.
Pete Corrieli
No, they've tight. The one brother they. It was very tight with. They would play word games. They would talk on the phone and play word games every day. And now they won't be able to talk as often because of stuff. Time difference and all. But the other brother, yeah, he was. He's not estranged from his brothers, and I think he even made a joke about him. Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So did you see the Pope at the Yankee game back in the day?
Pete Corrieli
No, I didn't. Before he was poping me. He was at the Yankee game?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. So before it was Pope and they go to a guy, you know, like, sometimes they just do a pan to a fan in the audience, and they're like, come on. You know, it's the Pope and the 2005 Yankee World Series. I think they were playing the Houston Astros. Either 2005 or 20. 15. I forget. Do you know when they played the Astros?
Pete Corrieli
Do you remember 15, I think 15. I think 15.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. It's the Pope in the stands watching the Yankee game. Now. My question to you is, like, when this stuff happens, when the Pope Gets, okay, this guy's the Pope. My question is, who goes back in the archive and go, or did somebody go, is this guy at the Yankee game 10 years ago? How does that footage surface that this guy's at the Yankee game nine years ago watching the World Series? I think there's gotta be so much on this.
Pete Corrieli
Maybe there was a friend of his who taped it, because that was my friend. And then he became Pope. He's like, oh, I still got that thing from when he was at the game. I should share it with the media or something. I don't know. The new Pope's brother says the Chicago born pontiff is a White Sox fan and this might offer some proof.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Take a look at this.
Pete Corrieli
Yeah, you can see him there.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The video shows then Robert Francis Pribos, now Pope Leo the 14th in the.
Pete Corrieli
Crowd at the 2005 World Series game in Sox par. The Pete and Sebastian show.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm getting calls left and right going, do you know the Pope? Now? Come on, man.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, that was a funny video, bro. That was a funny video you put out about.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Why would I know the Pope? Honest to God. I mean, just because he's from Chicago, this guy's been in the. In the Catholic system for his whole life. Yeah, come on.
Pete Corrieli
But is he. Is he Italian at all?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't think he's Italian. I don't think he's Italian. But I think we got more of a chance now getting to meet the Pope because he's from Chicago than we ever had. This is very close to home.
Pete Corrieli
And you're clean and you're hilarious. I guarantee I would bet my life on it that the Pope is a fan and knows your. Stand up, bro. I really would. I mean, that would be.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Bro. We just got breaking news. This guy's half Italian.
Pete Corrieli
He probably. He probably jokes with his brothers about your jokes.
Sebastian Maniscalco
His wife is Spanish, man. We sure we share a lot in common here. His wife. Oh, his mother. Okay. I was gonna say, do you think the mother moves into the Vatican?
Pete Corrieli
That's a good question. No, I don't think so. But do you think, like, she visits whenever she. Do you think the mother can visit the way your mom does? Would like and bring a friend? You know, your mom has some friends. She likes to travel. I'm bringing. Carol. Do you have wine? Or should we bring wine and, like, does the mom get there and just get carte blanche to just walk the grounds, drink wine? Is there a pool at the Vatican? Where are we with this woman? I think we're getting closer to Having our love, our fantastic guest on.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Could you look up if there's a pool at the Vatican and is it filled with holy water? Oh, wow. Humidity.
Pete Corrieli
Can you imagine? You're in a pool and the Pope's at your house, and it's just like, everybody stop playing for a second. The Pope just comes to the edge of the pool and just goes. And now you're all in holy water. Bathing it, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Wow. So we're coming off Mother's Day here, and I know you made a post about Mother's Day, and I wanted to talk about something you said in the post. Hold on, hold on. We're getting the pool information that does have pools like the one. They are not typically filled with holy water. Holy water is usually found in holy. No, the pools are not filled with. I'm talking like a swimming pool. They're probably talking more like a decorative pool. Oh, oh. There's a large swimming pool located at the summer residence of the Pope. This guy's got a summer home.
Pete Corrieli
That's why when they go, he died with a hundred dollars in him. Yeah, it is pool in his summer house. Like, sorry, Lisa. Damn. Almost went the whole show.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So you said in the video, the.
Pete Corrieli
One I deleted, I think. Yeah, yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, you deleted it.
Pete Corrieli
Then the wedgie, the one about people saying, I'm not gonna do anything.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. This is the best part of the video.
Pete Corrieli
I know. It's too mean, man. I gotta learn to grip and rip and walk away. I let that one marry me.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Who told you it was me who told you it was mean?
Pete Corrieli
I made the mistake of reading one comment. A lady said, I hope your couch is comfortable. And I'm like, she's right. That is a little mean. Delete.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, God, you're sad.
Pete Corrieli
Did you see my. My tweet yesterday? I took that down, too. I was really proud of that one. I said, my wife. I go. My wife says, yeah, you kissed. You hugged the dog before you even hug me when you get off the road. And I said, watch, because the dog is wagging its tail before I'm even out of the car. If you were in the driveway flashing your tits, I'd hug you first, too.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You took that down.
Pete Corrieli
Took that down, man. Said, tits in it. It's like, it's too much. People don't want to read that with coffee in the morning. I don't know what's going on, bro. I'm not made for this. Modern times, man. I'm not.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, my God, bro. What are you taking stuff down for? Just put it up. You can't really worry about what the people are saying. You know, like, you can't read the comments and go, I gotta take this down. The thing I'm referring to, if you haven't listen to it, it's on Pete's. It was on Pete's page. He said that his mothers out there, some mothers that, like, they. It's Mother's Day. And they. They. I don't like that either. Where they. They announce, it's Mother's Day. And all of a sudden, now everything's going to be, oh, whatever mama wants. This, that, and the other thing.
Pete Corrieli
I'm not doing anything.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, yeah, I'm not doing anything. That's. If you're in a proper relationship, Mother's Day shouldn't really be that much different than a normal day. Right, right, right.
Pete Corrieli
Not too much.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, it's. There's not that like Mother's Day should be. This should be Mother's Day. And then all of a sudden, we go back, we're in the basement now, right. It should be, okay, this. This is everyday life. And now this is your special day. It's up here.
Pete Corrieli
It should be a huge gap, right? It's like. We get into the car. Jackie says, I forgot my sunglasses. Normally I go, all right, I'll wait and keep the car running. And she. Now she says, can you run in and get them? It's Mother's Day. I'll go get your glasses. Because you forgot little things, right? Little things.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Little things. Little things flower. But if it wasn't Mother's Day, and she said that, she'd probably do it anyway. Just because you're the nice guy, right? Yes, sometimes. But what I'm saying is. Oh, I like this. Oh, breakfast in bed. Shit. Nah, bro. I made breakfast for three years in a row during COVID Three fucking years in a row. I was. I was making breakfast every day. So it's like the guy making breakfast should be one day out of 365. That's all I'm saying.
Pete Corrieli
I'm saying yes. How about this one? How about this one? I'm just gonna do whatever I want to do today because it's my day. Okay, well, Sunday. On Sunday, we all usually hang out as a family, so are we not doing that? I thought that's what you like to do. Well, it is. It is. So then with the big announcement, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't like the big announcement.
Pete Corrieli
Oh, they tell you. They tell you what the husband's doing. Keith is already making my breakfast. He's already got the breakfast started because it's my day today.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, I know. Here's another one. When. When the mother's referring to the husband. Let's say the husband's name is Jim. Jim did good today, you know.
Pete Corrieli
Oh.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, what is he being graded? Is he being graded on how good the Mother's Day is? So listen, this is what I did on Mother's Day. Simple. Because I'm not into the pomp and circumstance. I shouldn't say I'm not into it. Lana ain't into it either. We don't go like Valentine's Day, Mother's Day. We don't book a go to brunch with all the other mothers packed. I don't do that. Put a picnic together. Outback picnic basket, nice blanket on the lawn. Kids made them. Made cards for her. I got her some flowers, got her some coffee table books on architecture, homes, remodeling, what have you. Because we've been talking about that recently. Definitely associated with a current event in our life. Right? It didn't come out of the blue. I don't had the thing. Swam in the pool with the kids, had a little dinner at night.
Pete Corrieli
Nice, simple, nice.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Just with the family. What'd you do?
Pete Corrieli
Well, what did I do? Oh, yeah, we had a nice day. Jackie and I and Sadie did some stuff and then we had my in laws over for dinner. It was very nice. But now that I'm remembering, you are a huge reason why I took down that Mother's Day thing. You. And there was one other person. I think it was Watt.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It was Watt.
Pete Corrieli
Yep. These guys are the only two I really watch on Instagram a lot. You both Wayne. Yours was like Jesus. A beautiful photo.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Alana.
Pete Corrieli
This is the real, you know, the comedian in the family. She does everything. And then Watt, same thing. Oh, I love my life. I'm so lucky. And meanwhile, I'm in a parking lot. All these going to tone it down, ladies. When it's your day, it's great.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Good contrast.
Pete Corrieli
Great, good contrast. You guys look nice in it. I look like some. I look like the Pope's oldest brother.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, one more thing I gotta say before we leave. I got. I gotta plug something here. And I haven't made mention of it really at all on the podcast, but it's a live. It's at the Tribeca Film festival. It is June 13, Friday, I will be premiering the Ponzi podcast. This is the story of Charles Ponzi. It's an eight episode Apple podcast original which will be premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York city on June. June 13th. It's going to be at the BMCC Tribeca Performing Arts Center. They'll have a Q and A with myself at the festival. It's called Easy Money, the Charles Ponzi Story. It's produced by Will Malnati. Good.
Pete Corrieli
I know we're leaving, but I want to ask. I'm so curious about this thing. Is it. Is it film? Is it video? Is it just an audio thing that you listen to?
Sebastian Maniscalco
It is audio. Okay, but it's.
Pete Corrieli
But it's scripted.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's half scripted, half interviews with people who know about Ponzi schemes. I have a trailer. I can't share it with you yet.
Pete Corrieli
Okay.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And the next episode, I'll share the trailer, but it's an audio podcast. The best example I could give of this is Siegfried and Roy podcast. Go listen to that. And that's in the same vein as this.
Pete Corrieli
Phenomenal. All right, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So that is happening. Tickets are available@sebastianlive.com.
Pete Corrieli
That'S a small little place, folks. If you're a fan. And I noticed so many New York fans of Sebastian, go to his website, sign up. You'll be down in Tribeca Friday, June 13. Face to face, asking to man questions. What a night.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Hosted. Hosted by Jamie Lynn Ziggler of Soprano fame. She's going to be running the Q and A, so she will be there with myself. And. Yeah, come on out. It's going to be with the Tribeca Film Festival, June 13, so that's that. I will see you next week right here. Pete and Sebastian show. Nobody knows but me. The show has ended. He's got Merchant. He's. He's selling merch, bro. In the middle of the Pacific.
Podcast Summary: The Pete and Sebastian Show - Episode 656 "Sebastian In The Wild"
Release Date: May 27, 2025
Hosts: Pete Corrieli & Sebastian Maniscalco
Description: Two A-list comedians, Pete Corrieli and Sebastian Maniscalco, engage in lively conversations filled with stories and comedy bits.
Sebastian Maniscalco kicks off the episode by acknowledging the pause from last week, mentioning various changes in their lives. He observes, "Pete is, dare I say, become a social media... I haven't seen this type of social media come out of your camp in years."
Pete Corrieli responds thoughtfully, emphasizing the importance of adapting to new trends: "You could die with the old ways or adapt with the new ways." This segment underscores their conscious effort to stay relevant and engage with their audience through evolving platforms.
The hosts delve into personal updates, starting with Pete complimenting Sebastian's new look: "Also noticing a very tight trim on the beard which I'm digging."
Sebastian humorously references a potential audition for "The White Lotus," though it appears to be a light-hearted jest. They discuss style choices, with Pete mentioning his recent yard work affecting his tan, and Sebastian teasing about methods to portray their images effectively.
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the etiquette of gifting books, especially used ones with personal annotations. Pete shares an anecdote from a listener named Lisa, who critiqued his cursing on the show. The dialogue transitions into the story of a caller who received Sebastian's book marked with highlights and notes, indicating aspirations in comedy.
Sebastian expresses discomfort with receiving marked books: "I don't give cologne. Cologne's a very personal experience. You just can't... to randomly send somebody cologne, I think it's out of bounds." He contrasts this with his preference for gifting books, which he believes bring genuine joy without the personal intrusions of annotations.
Pete further elaborates on the importance of giving new books to fans, rebuking the idea of used books: "A used book? Your used book... that's against everything I stand for." This segment highlights their values around authenticity and the personal connections formed through thoughtful gifts.
The hosts shift focus to the burgeoning trend of influencers documenting extreme adventures, specifically highlighting a man attempting to sail solo across the Pacific with minimal supplies. Sebastian narrates the challenges faced by this amateur sailor, from limited snack options like "Pringles and beef jerky" to dealing with unforeseen obstacles like rudder issues and potential wildlife encounters.
Pete humorously critiques the practicality of such endeavors: "I'm gonna buy a sailboat and I'm going to sail around the world. Don't know how to sail...," emphasizing the risks and questionable preparedness showcased by the influencer.
The conversation evolves into a broader commentary on the authenticity of social media personas, with Sebastian pointing out the disparity between online fame and real-world competence: "This guy learned how to sail off of YouTube and now he's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean eating Pringles with his cat."
A comedic twist unfolds as Pete brings up a viral video featuring the Pope's older brother attending a Yankees game. The hosts speculate humorously about the interplay between religious figures and popular culture, musing on the authenticity and origins of such footage.
Sebastian muses, "How does that footage surface that this guy's at the Yankee game nine years ago?" They debate the likelihood of the Pope's brother being an avid Yankees fan and the potential for humorous interactions, like the Pope's visit turning a regular pool into a "holy water" bath.
This segment blends pop culture with light-hearted satire, showcasing the hosts' ability to find humor in unexpected topics.
Transitioning to more personal territory, the hosts discuss the societal pressures and commercialization surrounding Mother's Day. Sebastian shares his perspective on keeping the day low-key, avoiding grand gestures in favor of meaningful, everyday acts of appreciation: "We don't do Valentine's Day, Mother's Day... we don't book a go to brunch...).
Pete echoes this sentiment, recounting a family gathering: "We had a nice day. Jackie and I and Sadie did some stuff and then we had my in-laws over for dinner." They advocate for genuine, simple celebrations over staged or highly commercialized activities.
The conversation touches on maintaining relationships and expressing gratitude without succumbing to societal expectations, emphasizing authenticity in personal connections.
In the closing segment, Sebastian promotes his new podcast, "Easy Money, the Charles Ponzi Story," an eight-episode Apple Podcast original premiering at the Tribeca Film Festival on June 13. He describes it as a blend of scripted storytelling and interviews, comparing it to the "Siegfried and Roy podcast."
Pete shows enthusiasm for the project, encouraging listeners to attend the live Q&A session: "Go to his website, sign up. You'll be down in Tribeca Friday, June 13. Face to face, asking Sebastian questions." This promotion underscores the hosts' commitment to supporting each other's creative endeavors.
Sebastian Maniscalco [02:11]: "Pete is, dare I say, become a social media... I haven't seen this type of social media come out of your camp in years."
Pete Corrieli [03:20]: "Did you just finish auditioning for the White Lotus?"
Sebastian Maniscalco [05:06]: "I don't give cologne. Cologne's a very personal experience."
Pete Corrieli [08:49]: "If you gifted a cologne and you don't particularly like the scent, do you just toss it?"
Sebastian Maniscalco [37:58]: "This is the best TV show I've seen in the last three years. This guy."
Pete Corrieli [41:05]: "Do you remember 15? I think 15."
Sebastian Maniscalco [48:17]: "Since Mother's Day, it's like being in a basement... it's your special day."
Sebastian Maniscalco [54:07]: "Tickets are available@sebastianlive.com."
Episode 656 of The Pete and Sebastian Show offers a delightful blend of personal anecdotes, sharp social commentary, and comedic exchanges. From navigating the nuances of gifting and social media trends to satirical takes on influencers and public figures, Pete and Sebastian engage listeners with their unique perspectives and chemistry. The episode culminates with an exciting announcement of Sebastian's new podcast, providing fans with fresh content to look forward to. Overall, this episode is a testament to the hosts' ability to intertwine humor with relatable life experiences, ensuring an entertaining listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.