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Pete Corrielli
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Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm just gonna get right into it. I have noticed on your social media that you've been taking your shirt off a lot. And I think I need an explanation and I think the listeners need an explanation of what the fuck is this? What are we doing?
Pete Corrielli
You know what.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Is this intentional? Because I'm gonna give you three instances off the top of my head. There was one instance where you came on a bike and you went into a cold plunge, right? That's number one, very funny, very funny, very funny. Number two, on a wakeboard with your dog and number three, walking your dog shirtless. Now, I don't know if there's been the discussion at the Corieli house with you and your wife saying, listen, we need to start showing off my body to be relevant. I don't know what the fuck's going.
Pete Corrielli
On to be relevant. That was a dig. That was an unnecessary.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, no.
Pete Corrielli
You'Re saying I'm unrelevant and.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm trying to be relevant. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know if it's like, let's, let's try something out of the box. Let's. Burt Kreischer. This the opposite way. I don't know what the hell's going on.
Pete Corrielli
Got a quick thing about Burton a second too, but yeah, just. But you know, bro, you're so on it. It's like we think alike. And here's the deal. The cold plunge I thought was funny. Absolutely.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I thought it was funny.
Pete Corrielli
Only way you could do it was the standard paddleboard. I literally only went out on that goddamn lake to get footage. I'm saying it, I'm saying it. I'm like, like, like. Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong. It was a hot day and I'm going out on the standard paddle board, but I'm like, but I'm like, I got to get a video or I'm not even going to fucking be out here. That's a waste of my time.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I want to talk about this.
Pete Corrielli
It was a little of both.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I want to, I want to talk about. I want to talk about this. Because I thought the dog bit going into the water was very funny. And then I watched it again.
Pete Corrielli
And.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You nudged the dog in now. I thought the dog just fell in. And then was this all a skit? Because I saw a nudge, bro, and.
Pete Corrielli
I was like, we were far out and I nudged the dog and that wasn't supposed to be hidden. That was the joke. I get in there, cool down. Or what I didn't realize the dog was gonna do was panic and try to swim all the way to shore. Meanwhile, my stand up paddleboard, I'm so white trash. I bring rope and a weight and I tie the rope to the weight and tie the rope to the paddleboard so it floats, so I can just lay there so it don't float away. Otherwise I'll drift.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You anchor your paddle board.
Pete Corrielli
A 10 pound dumbbell from my fucking gym. Let that sink in. I should just have a flag that says white trash as I fucking row out. Anyway. So now I'm anchored with my, with my weight and the dog is swimming the wrong way. And I'm like, I don't think he can make it all the way to shore. So I panicked. So I had to jump in and get him. Then when I, as I'm bringing him back, I'm like, if that phone is still Rolling. I should probably throw him on the board and cap this with something funny. So I'm like, okay. Then I throw him up, and you know how it goes. You don't even know what you're gonna say. You just hope it's funny and then you say it. So it wasn't planned, but it. I literally. God, I'm like, coppola. As I'm fucking hitting, turning it off and getting on the paddleboard, I'm like, I can't wait to get home and look at that. That might be good. O. So don't act like you don't, and let's all stop pretending we don't. Okay. Bert Kreischer, in his prime with this stuff, would lay in bed with his wife. He'd roll over and go, good morning, guys. So I think it's okay if I film myself pushing my dog into the water.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, you're missing the point. What's with the shirt? No, the shirt.
Pete Corrielli
Sure. Okay, then the third one. The third one, when I was walking my dog, it was really hot, and no one's around, and I was muggy. And when Jackie took the video, she. She thought it was funny, and I kind of thought it was funny. But then I told her, I go, jack, take that down. I think people think that, like, I wanted to show my shirt because my reaction should have been, it's hot, Jack. And I don't know what else to do. But I kind of did a cover, so it kind of looked like an LA actor doing a fake. I didn't like it, so we took it down because. Yeah. And that is when I realized that's like three in a row with the no shirt. I mean, it's been a heat wave, but still. Do something indoors with your shirt on. All right. Fucking tone it down. Totally agree. Appreciate you calling me on again. Again, though, coming from a guy who was shirtless going through the Blue Grotto in Italy. I don't care that it was a ocean and swim. It's just. It's more of a tourist thing. That threw me off as well. Oh, and I'm not liking. Lately. I'm not defensive. I shouldn't do that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I have to say, I think he is. I think you are.
Pete Corrielli
What?
Sebastian Maniscalco
As soon as I come at you with a little, hey, now we gotta, like, what is this, like a wife and husband? Where. Oh, you do the. You leave your toothpaste out. Well, you leave your underwear out. I focused on you. And by the way, to speak to the Blue Grotto. I didn't even Know that went up. That was my wife that put up. Wasn't even on my page. She threw it up. So I have nothing to do with the blue.
Pete Corrielli
Jack. You put mine up. I should. I should not let him put that up. You're right.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I think I. I think you were walking. You told Jack, fire up the thing. We'll do his thing about my shirt off and being hot and that.
Pete Corrielli
Maybe that's an accusation. That's not true.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's not true.
Pete Corrielli
But I tell you what, I could see. I could see. It was. It was. I didn't like. My reaction was kind of like.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Like you were caught.
Pete Corrielli
I'm not liking this at all.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It was almost as if you were like a woman and. And getting out of the shower and somebody came in and go. And you went, ooh.
Pete Corrielli
Well, we were in an area where there was no one around. There was no home, so there was no need. So. So. So, you know, I thought no one was gonna see me without my shirt on, but Jackie. So when I turned around, she was filming it. It threw me off. It was embarrassing, though. And see, this is what you're not supposed to do. You're not supposed to critique someone's social media, because then you take their confidence away, and then they don't do it anymore.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Hey, you wanna go shirtless on the next post? I thought I was gonna come on the cast and you weren't gonna have a shirt on. That's how bad I thought this thing was getting.
Pete Corrielli
Holding my dog. Cause dogs are huge, too. Shirtless with my dog. Yeah, I know.
Sebastian Maniscalco
By the way, I have been very unresponsive to your texts lately, and I acknowledge that you sent a text. Oh, eating cantaloupe.
Pete Corrielli
I don't. Yeah, I didn't expect you. I don't.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Bro, what's. Let's get into it, though.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, sure.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's a lot of cantaloupe. What are we doing?
Pete Corrielli
My wife. She's unbelievable, man. My wife gets all this fruit. She chops it up every morning. She picks a new fruit and has it chopped up and out for me and Sadie to, like, hit all day long. So trying to encourage us to hit the fruit. So it was a cantaloupe day, and I love cantaloupe, but you're really doing your best to ruin it for me, because I catch Sebastian when I went to eat my cantaloupe.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, no, no. And I go, was it good?
Pete Corrielli
Of course it's good. It's the season for it. Anyone will tell you. Listen, with cantaloupe you know how it goes. If you really want to be decadent, you only dig down about a half inch. You know, you don't go near the rind. You know that where it gets a little hard. A hard piece of cantaloupe that could turn you off the cantaloupe for life. It's disgusting. But the soft top layer. Oh, when you can eat it with no teeth. But every time I eat it, I think about. About you literally calling it, and I quote, man, a trash fruit. It's trash fruit that way. Now. I can't not see it that way. I feel like they're eating it in trailer parks on the wooden steps that right outside. You know.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The way why I call it trash food is because it always ends up in the trash. All right? Honeydew and cantaloupe are two fruits. When they're doing the fruit tray, and they don't want to give you strawberry anything with a berry at the end of it. Raspberry, strawberry, blueberry. They go, fill it in with the fuck. Fill it in with the cantaloupe and the melon and the honeydew. It don't even look appetizing. Orange and green. It don't even look. You get a nice fresh purple, you know, raspberry or blueberry. Oh, God. Strawberry. My son Risa, we're growing strawberries out on our. In our garden. Oh, wow.
Pete Corrielli
Nice.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This kid. This kid went harvesting for strawberries the other day. Washed them, cut the little green off, put them in a napkin. We were all by the pool, put him in a napkin, came out to the party. Anybody want fresh strawberries?
Pete Corrielli
And.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And he's crocheting, this guy.
Pete Corrielli
What is. What is that? Like a form of knitting?
Sebastian Maniscalco
He's knitting now. People would say knitting could be headed towards a certain way of life, you know?
Pete Corrielli
Now this is beautiful. This kid's like all over the map.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Picking strawberries, crocheting, but then has an unbelievable 30 yard spiral. Okay?
Pete Corrielli
So I love it.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This kid very well could grow up as the quarterback of the Chicago Bears, come home and knit his wife an outfit.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, no, this is like one of these renaissance men that, like, by the time he's done, he may be like skydiving, landing and playing piano as soon as he hits the ground. You know what I mean? There's bro. His tastes are all over the place. The way he jumped into the Blue Grotto without hesitation. The way he went off the diving board without hesitation. Then to turn around and wear that outfit comfortably with no sleeves and the white it's almost like, listen, if I'm gonna be fortunate enough to grow up in this environment with these opportunities with these parents, I'm going to suck it all in. I'm going to take it all in and I'm going to be like, did you ever see. God damn, what was the movie? Patrick, you might have to look this up with Pierce Brosnan. And he played the really rich guy who robbed a famous painting just because he was bored. But he was like this billionaire, but he could do everything. He could do like, like, like what you said. He'd like dive off a cliff and then come walking up with sliced oranges. Fish that he caught. Fish that he caught on the dive. So anyway, Thomas Crown Affair. Yes. Right. Just like every woman your kid is, bro, you're going to have to have some heart to hearts with this kid because he's going to just break hearts walking into a room. I've seen, I've seen John Mayer. Have they walks into a room, women swoon. I mean like just sweat pores out of their foreheads. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. All right, when was the last time you needed to go to a doctor? But you pushed it off, right? We've all made excuses. I'm too busy. I want to play golf, I want to watch Sunday football. I literally rather clean out the house, clean out the attic, clean out the garage. Booking a doctor's appointment, it just seems so daunting. We don't want to deal with it. I get it. But thanks to Zach that there's no reason to delay anymore. They make it so easy to find the book that doctor who's right there for you. Zocdoc is a free. That's right, free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. We're talking about booking in network appointments with over a hundred thousand doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more. Also with hundreds of verified patient reviews, you can find the type of care and support you're looking for. For from good bedside manner. That's important to me. You can't just tell me the facts. You got to say it right to fast wait times to doctors with the best listening skills. Next time you have to book a doctor, head over to Zocdoc. I'm telling you man, it's the way to go. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com thecast to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That's Zocdoc Z O C-O C.com thecast Thecast is all one word, so Zocdoc.com thecast Rosesparks thanks to Rosesparks for sponsoring this episode. Rose Sparks are a 2 in 1 prescription treatment for guys who need a secret weapon. It's the new wave. They hit the bloodstream faster because they dissolve right under the tongue. So no more waiting to perform, if you know what I'm saying, guys. After rose sparks dissolve, they work in 15 minutes on average. And after it dissolves, that is they give you the boost to last longer and can give you bigger longer. You know what, man? And Spark stays active in your system for up to 36 hours. So you can go back to back to back, round after round and be ready in the morning after if you're in your 20s. Apparently the best part, it's 100% online, so there's no awkward conversation with in person providers. If approved treatment ships directly to the door. If prescribed, New sexual health patients get $15 off their first order off Sparks on a reoccurring plan. So connect with the provider at Roe Co Thecast to find out if prescription roast sparks are right for you. That's ro cold for $15 off your first order roast sparks.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, I'll tell you, he got upset with me because we were looking through old pictures and I want to know if you have this. You probably don't because you and Jackie have been together for quite some time, so there's probably not a lot of remnants of old girlfriends.
Pete Corrielli
I don't even remember their names. Huh? I don't even remember their names at this point. It's been so long.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I have a box of photos.
Pete Corrielli
Kidding.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Like, do you. Do you still. Did you go to prom?
Pete Corrielli
You have photos of exes?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, they're in a box.
Pete Corrielli
You gotta just do what you take.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What you take.
Pete Corrielli
I don't think that's acceptable. I gotta be honest with you. If I go through Jackie's stuff and there's a photo of an old boyfriend.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, didn't you say she's got something of her old boyfriend hanging on the shelf? Something.
Pete Corrielli
Something that he drew. It's a drawing. Not of a. Maybe it could be interpreted of her a little bit with the flowing hair, but it's a drawing and it's really cool. So listen, I'm not like if I.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, no, no.
Pete Corrielli
I'm not saying we gotta erase the guy's talents. I mean, the guy drew something. It's Beautiful. But we don't need a portrait of him.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What? Wait a minute. Wait. So you're saying if I have a.
Pete Corrielli
You're doing what you say. I do, by the way. I just wanna point that out. You're deflected. You're right. But isn't that a conversation? That's what you do. But I do. What? Does Lana have an opinion about you having photos of exes?
Sebastian Maniscalco
She's got. She's got a photos of her exes in a box. There's. It's not like. It's not like she's saving them to bring them back out one day. It's just like they're in a box that no one's really gone through. So my son's going through this and he's like, who's this? I got out, was daddy's girlfriend before Mommy. He goes, you. You had other girlfriends before my. He couldn't even get through his head that there were other women.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And he goes, did you kiss them?
Pete Corrielli
Holy.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What would you say? Would you. Would you tell him?
Pete Corrielli
I think I'd be. I think I'd be thinking that I probably shouldn't have had him see these because I wasn't expecting these questions.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, it kind of threw me because I didn't even think about, like, I got my prom photo and I went to prom, right? What, are you gonna throw the prom photos out?
Pete Corrielli
Nah, I feel like that's. That's like, you know, they gotta understand that. But. Yeah, but like, you know, you got photo of you and someone in like St. Bart's.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. I mean, I. I should probably go through the box and maybe eliminate some of these things.
Pete Corrielli
But why? Why not? Like, what do you. Like, who's got the time to sit.
Sebastian Maniscalco
There and call documentary stations and go through fucking photos?
Pete Corrielli
Listen, I just feel like you. I feel like you think someday when they make the autobiography movie about your life, they're gonna interview ex girlfriends. It'll be nice to have a photo to go with.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This is.
Pete Corrielli
Well, then I don't understand.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Like, I don't either. I'm just saying they're in the box.
Pete Corrielli
But you said, I'll. Maybe I'll go through and get rid of some of them. All of them. Some of them.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Some of the photos that are girl, ex, girlfriend. Not of all the photos. But anyway, I was. I was. I threw me off a little bit that my son.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. Was upset and kiss him.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I said, yeah, I kissed him just like that. And he. Yeah, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I did. And he's like, what? I go, I go, you're gonna. I go, you're gonna have many girlfriends too before you find. He goes, did you marry them? I go, no, no, no, no, no. I married mommy because I found mommy and mommy's the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. You're going to have that too. I go, how many girlfriends you think you're going to have now in my head I'm thinking thousands, but he goes.
Pete Corrielli
Like, I already got four. I'm.
Sebastian Maniscalco
He goes, one. I'm gonna have one girlfriend and I'm gonna marry her. I said, oh, okay. So anyway, we went through the box.
Pete Corrielli
Wow, that's a fascinating story, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, man. It was also to look kind of. I gotta get these pictures digitized. I know a lot of people do this where they put em on like a drive so they don't have all these photos laying around. I gotta do this soon because I got all these boxes and albums and what. And I got to condense them. My, my mother in law is really good at that. You know, there's, there's people in this world that's just like, they got everything organized. Like for example. I'll give you an example. We were on vacation with my mother in law and playing Uno and we're shuffling. Right. Are you a good shuffler?
Pete Corrielli
Nah, I can't do it. I can't do the.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, like the, like I can only do the thing. I can't do the fan, like that fan thing. I can't do it. So my mother in law says, I got a shuffler, I'm gonna send it to you. Literally. Got home from vacation, the shuffler was in the mail. Like it was, you know, like organized. Like thank you cards, Everything just. It comes for the birthday. There's a card a day before the birthday. It's just there, you know, people like that.
Pete Corrielli
Is she somebody that texts you right back if you text her or pretty promptly?
Sebastian Maniscalco
No. But here's the thing that's bothering me with my mother in law and I have to mention this and I think I might have mentioned it on the text. She texts strictly with emojis.
Pete Corrielli
Strictly. How do you even interpret that? You know how to like you can get a whole message via emoji and know what she's saying.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, the emojis says, the emoji says thank you. Super. You know, like one of these, like. Oh yeah, you send a photo of the kids. Cute, with a heart, you know. Hey, do you want to, you want to give me a little Bit more.
Pete Corrielli
That's a time saver though, on her end, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, instead of having the right. Oh, they look so cute. Is that a new blouse? Just emoji clouds. Cute. Boom.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Done, right? I don't know.
Pete Corrielli
You're seeing through that, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm seeing right through it. I gotta tell her. I go, you gotta give a little bit more when. When you text. I can't with the images, you know, it's like there's no meaning behind it, you know what I'm saying? Wow.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. But you know, people that are organized, like your mother in law, how you're saying that's so fantastic. And even I was asking about the texting because, like a watt, for example, something like this, I'm trying to get better at people that text you right back. They got nothing on the agenda. They get it. It's like, get it out of the way. What do you want? Boom. What do you want? Boom. You know, I like sit on it and then like two days later I'm like, ah, I forgot to text him back. And then I'll go on one day, he's probably mad, like thinking I'm someone who doesn't text back. But I'm gonna text her. And I'm like, holy shit, just text them back. I'm sitting here talking about in my head texting. So I'm trying to boom right back, you know?
Sebastian Maniscalco
You know what? Here's the thing. I got with texting right back. And I've been guilty of this too, because sometimes a text will come in and boom, shoot it right back. But when I get a text right back, you know what I think? I go, you got nothing to do?
Pete Corrielli
I did. I knew you'd say that. It looks like especially, especially if someone like, I've done this where I've text you, you text me back two days later. And when you're texting me back, the timing just works where I can answer it. I'm like, oh, God. He probably thinks I've been waiting two days on the edge of my bed. So I walk away. I gotta do a 45 minute cool down. So you don't think that I'm a loser. Jesus. I can't stand this world, bro. And what? What? Don't live like that. See, because he was born into it, man. He was born with the phone. So he just. He just hits you back. He don't care. It's done. The Pete and Sebastian show. All right, guys. As Sebastian was kind enough to say, and I've been plugging on Instagram. The Peak Corioli. As I was saying, tour is kicking off October 17th in Portland and it is going, it's going everywhere, man, everywhere. From New York to Jersey to Portland, Maine to Hawaii to, you know, Idaho, Ohio. Gonna get outside of Chicago. So if you go to petecorelli.com all the dates are there and more dates are being added constantly. This thing's going to go for a while. I really look forward to getting out there and, and everyone's already gotten tickets. Thanks. I hope you can get out. See you there. Pcorielly.com As I was saying before.
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Sebastian Maniscalco
It's amazing to me sometimes how people. Here's another one. I recently met someone who's a long emailer.
Pete Corrielli
So I could be accused of that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sometimes I feel like, man, I really got to put some effort in to email him back and I can't meet his level of words as far as the word count. But I feel like I gotta give him more than I normally would give an email. Because this guy, this guy does. It's so long, it's in paragraphs. Like there's a new subject pages. Do you ever get an email that's like four paragraphs, like, gee, this guy's hitting a lot of topics.
Pete Corrielli
And you'll probably find yourself responding to each other paragraph with one answer. Yes, she's still in school, vacation is over to her, no tour soon, right? You're like, gosh, like when you're only answering what they're asking. That's weird too, right? It's like, shouldn't I have to. I should be asking something now too.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's what I'm saying. I have to feel like I have to go into. Oh, vacation was great. I really enjoyed the hotel. They had amazing food and, you know, we went on a boat and we did this. With that. I feel like I gotta get into it rather than it. Vacation was great. Good to be home. No, I gotta agree. I gotta put a. I gotta put a four or five sentence rant together.
Pete Corrielli
So what's your take on then? If he gives you a thousand word email, what's the 500 word email he gives you? What can you give back? Minimum 250.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Half.
Pete Corrielli
250. Wow, bro. I don't know who's got that kind of time, man. And I do have to say I don't have it in front of me. And Jackie read it too, because I said, jack, I'm not even gonna. This was from you. It was a very nice message. And I said, I'm not even gonna say anything. Just read this and tell me what you think. And right away she said, AI. You aied me. And I just feel like we're closer than that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Let's see, I. Let me get that. What message are you talking about?
Pete Corrielli
I don't think it was a fourth of July, but it was kind of like a. You know, once in a while you hit me with a nice, like, hey, man, appreciate the friendship. Something like that. Forget why.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You know what you could do. And I'm. I am not a. I'm not hiding the fact that I use ChatGPT for a lot of my correspondence.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, okay. Well, then I don't even have to find it then, you know, you do.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But there's times I don't. There's times I do. But if you want to check me, if you want to check. Do you even have the ChatGPT app?
Pete Corrielli
No, I don't.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Okay. You could throw in. I don't know if you know this. You probably do because you're savvy with the computer. You could throw in. You could take what I wrote, you throw it back in the ChatGPT and ask it, is this AI generated? And it will give you a percentage saying, this is probably 95% AI. Did you know that?
D
Yeah, I could.
Pete Corrielli
I would. I. You know what, hold on one second.
Sebastian Maniscalco
We got. We got the wizard talking. Get on the microphone. Go ahead. What is it?
D
There's hidden characters in the chat that you're using with Chat GPT, so when they give you a response that's like six paragraphs, when you hit the copy button at the bottom and you paste it somewhere else. There's hidden characters in that paste that don't show up in a word doc or an email or anything like that. But if you paste it into Text editor and you format plain text, you'll see little plus signs, little dashes that you don't see anywhere else. And that's the coding that it uses.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Okay. I thought just for a brief second that I might have had something on him that he didn't know. No, he went another level. Yeah, Like, I thought I might have, like, stumped him and he came back and he stumped me. That they got, like, little asterisks this, that, and the other thing embedded in the message that no one else knows but this guy because he don't sleep for 72 hours.
Pete Corrielli
I know, I know, but, I mean, you didn't know he would know that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I knew he would know, but not to the extent that he just told me to explain.
Pete Corrielli
It's almost as if AI explained it to us. He didn't even stutter, you know, he's like. Because the da, da, da, da, da ba, ba ba. Yeah. I mean, it really is impressive to have that level with that stuff. But I think I could tell the difference with yours any day of the week. Any day of the week. Because your AI is nicer. Because your AI is nicer.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, I asked. I tell it to be.
Pete Corrielli
Who's got a nicer AI?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, I told it to be. Write this like a nice human being. And of course, you could tell the difference between. It's like telling the difference between when Bill Clinton speaks and Rocky.
Pete Corrielli
Well, it's not that drastic. But I'll tell you what, you go, sometimes it's authentic. Sometimes it's AI. Whenever you're gonna go, AI, don't even bother. So just hit me with authentic or don't hit me at all.
Sebastian Maniscalco
All right. I started hitting you with video. I thought hitting you with video responses.
Pete Corrielli
I'll tell you what, if you could get, like, Travolta in video telling me how much our friendship means to you, that would be. That would be AI. If Travolta's like, I was talking to Sebastian and he was telling me they really appreciate the fridge. That's what's coming, right? They don't.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Don't.
Pete Corrielli
Did you hear that?
Sebastian Maniscalco
That. I didn't even like that. That whole Travolta thing, that bothered me. I don't know if you fully committed to that. I don't.
Pete Corrielli
This is.
Sebastian Maniscalco
No, because it was up here.
Pete Corrielli
I didn't.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I didn't know what I was doing.
Pete Corrielli
I just went for it. I went for it. I Deserved. I deserved that. But somebody was telling me they called in loose ends. There's this female comedian, technology lady. She follows all this stuff. People like Stallone are now going to get paid all over again to be in movies at any age they've ever been because they can completely make it authentic. I mean, so why would. What's going on? Is that real? Is that gonna become.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't think I heard this. And I don't know if I'm a fan of it because I know what Stallone is now, right? So I have a reference point. I can't watch Rocky. Like, what if they did a pre Rocky with Stallone like before Rocky won? And let's say they did like Rocky when he was 15 and it's Stallone, right? Are you into that?
Pete Corrielli
No, no. I mean, I. I don't watch any of them after the Dolph Lundgren one anyway. But if you're born now and you know, it's like I watch movies with talking dogs, cartoons and shit, so what do I care if I'm watching a Stallone remade doing something like, you know, like, what about Stallone, a young Stallone and a young John Travolta in a remake of Heat instead of Pacino and De Niro? So you remember that great scene where Pacino and De Niro are having coffee? I gotta do what I gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, yeah.
Pete Corrielli
Now it's Travolta, who I won't imitate, and Stallone. That's how gross it could all become, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
The only solace I have with the AI and AI taking over entertainment. Good word, bro.
Pete Corrielli
Good use and everything.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Thank you. Thank you. I was hoping you'd catch it.
Pete Corrielli
I have to stop the show.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't see how AI could infiltrate and maybe it can live entertainment it.
Pete Corrielli
That's it. You can't. I don't even care if you're a hologram if you can't bleed up there. That's all we got, bro. That's all we got. And nursing. And nursing. You're going to need someone to wipe your ass and sing to you. That's all. The two jobs, it's crazy. I mean, what's going on?
Sebastian Maniscalco
They got to stop it.
Pete Corrielli
I mean, there's actors out there and shit, man. They like doing the craft. And I just saw recently someone that said the first completely AI made movie even to sit down and write a script. Can AI make it as funny as a human? Can it?
Sebastian Maniscalco
No. Maybe. But I mean, this is just. This is Just bummer the. Listen, people were riding horses to get around right now. They were in cars. Isn't it the same type of thing? It just, you start phasing stuff out. New stuff comes along. New jobs come along with that, right? What do you, what do you, huh?
Pete Corrielli
You're comparing robots that can do everything to afford. Like, the horse came and then the car came.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's over, bro.
Pete Corrielli
This. We don't need to do anything. Sadie goes to bed. Alexa, set the office, 7:30. Alexa, what's the temperature? See, I caught Sadie in the pool the other day going, alexis said, nine is my second favorite color. I yelled across the pool, do you know how dumb you sound saying that? And everybody laughed.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Nine is her favorite second color.
Pete Corrielli
A number or something. It was either a color or a number, but somehow she had a conversation with Alexa, and based on what she answered, it told her that her second favorite number or something. So, so, but, like, it's, it's a robot. It's a, it's a, it's a voice.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But are you talk, Are you talking to AI? Are you using that? Like, hey, I, I, I use a.
D
Program that you can use plain language here. I use a program that I can give plain language to build tools to help me with tasks. Like, if I have to organize a bunch of stuff or if I have to sort through a bunch of things, it'll help me do that.
Pete Corrielli
Cheating. It's cheating. Cheating.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I want to know what this guy's on because I want to use it.
Pete Corrielli
I know, I know, bro. You were on it. You had it. Remember when you told us that one episode. I forget that drug. You took, like, one of them, and you were like Bradley Cooper in that movie, man. Limitless. What you call it some honor. All right. What do they call that?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Adderall.
Pete Corrielli
I never took one of those. Isn't that like, like, yeah, you're like.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I took, like, a half of it just to see what the hell it would do. I mean, it was a funny cast episode. It was. I, I got stuff done, but it's not something I don't, I don't think I would take on. I mean, people take that because they have to. I don't, I don't need to take it. I just, like, let me experiment with this. The same thing I did with mushrooms back in the day.
Pete Corrielli
I know you don't. It was a funny episode of Cast, you said.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'm just explaining it to the fucking people that might have not heard it.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, well, I'm making sure they know that you Don't. Yeah, you did a half once. It was a funny episode. We laughed our asses off. But I'm saying if ever there was something. But yeah, I don't know, bro.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I want to know what that thing you're on. Let me text me that because you know what I want to know is can you use AI with your computer and go organize all my photos into vacation? Could you could that?
Pete Corrielli
Yeah.
D
So there's a bunch of stuff that exists like that that doesn't need AI as far as organizing stuff by location and date. Like your photos app will already do that, but for things that don't have pre made tools, I can use AI to go through a bunch of project files and isolate all the timelines that have been named a certain thing and gather them all and put them in a different project to save myself 18 hours of sifting.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Even with the AI, even, even with the AI, this guy's still not sleeping. So I don't know. I don't know what type of workload this guy's got.
Pete Corrielli
First of all, Patrick is unbelievable. Second of all, you're so behind the times, you're asking AI it could do things and Patrick's going, your photo app could do that. But nevertheless, Patrick, what I'd like to know, could AI do what you said where you have one thing said. So it keeps pulling those photos, but then overnight it also take. Takes 10 pounds off of you in every photo. So when you wake up, it could do that, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's over. It's over. Now you could take all the photos with your ex girlfriends and have AI put Lana in them and tell Caruso you were just kidding. I've been with Lana since I was 12.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The duck is out.
Pete Corrielli
This show is over. That's a.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's a brilliant idea. That is a brilliant idea. All right. Way to end it, man. Good stuff.
Pete Corrielli
Here.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This is the Pete and Sebastian show. You heard it here first. Pete Corelli is in the midst of a new tour. I don't know when that's going to be announced, but you heard it here first. There's rumbling.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, we'll be here. Of course it'll be said here first of all.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So. So the seed has been planted. Pete and Sebastian show, also on Patreon. Pete and Sebastian. See you next week.
Pete Corrielli
The show has ended, but when I.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Get a text right back, you know what I think I go, you got nothing to do.
Pete Corrielli
I knew, I knew you'd say that.
The Pete and Sebastian Show - Episode 666: "Digital Demons"
Release Date: August 5, 2025
In Episode 666 of "The Pete and Sebastian Show," hosts Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Maniscalco dive deep into the intricate dynamics of personal relationships, digital communication, and the pervasive influence of artificial intelligence (AI) in modern entertainment and daily life. This episode, aptly titled "Digital Demons," offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking discussions that resonate with listeners navigating the complexities of the digital age.
The episode kicks off with a heartfelt conversation about the nuances of past relationships and their lingering presence in one's life. Pete grapples with the implications of having old photos and memories, especially when his son becomes curious about his past flings.
Sebastian: "My son's going through this and he's like, who's this? I got a dad's girlfriend before Mommy. He couldn't even get through his head that there were other women." ([18:02])
Pete: "I think I'd be thinking that I probably shouldn't have had him see these because I wasn't expecting these questions." ([19:29])
The hosts explore the challenges of balancing transparency with personal history, emphasizing the importance of shielding their children from potential confusion about familial relationships.
Transitioning to digital communication, Pete and Sebastian dissect the evolving norms of texting and emailing, highlighting generational differences and personal preferences.
Sebastian: "She's got a photos of her exes in a box. It's not like she's saving them to bring them back out one day." ([18:47])
Pete: "People that are organized, like your mother-in-law, how you're saying that's so fantastic." ([24:16])
A significant portion of their dialogue centers on the brevity of modern texting versus the verbose nature of certain emails. Pete expresses frustration over receiving lengthy emails that demand equally substantial responses, while Sebastian shares his reliance on AI tools like ChatGPT to manage correspondence.
Sebastian: "I am not hiding the fact that I use ChatGPT for a lot of my correspondence." ([30:18])
Pete: "You do the. You leave your toothpaste out. Well, you leave your underwear out. I focused on you." ([07:21])
Their banter underscores the tension between efficiency and personalization in digital communication, reflecting broader societal shifts in how we connect.
A significant theme of the episode is the role of AI in various facets of life. Pete and Sebastian express both fascination and apprehension about AI's capabilities and its potential to disrupt traditional roles.
Pete: "Can AI make it as funny as a human? Can it?" ([36:16])
Sebastian: "No. Maybe. But I mean, this is just. This is just bummer." ([37:09])
They discuss AI's attempts at humor, scriptwriting, and even recreating actors for film roles. The conversation takes a critical stance on the authenticity of AI-generated content, questioning whether machines can truly replicate the nuanced artistry of human creators.
Sebastian: "I know you didn't know he would know that." ([32:40])
Pete: "Sometimes it's authentic. Sometimes it's AI. Whenever you're gonna go, AI, don't even bother." ([33:35])
The duo debates the ethical and creative implications of AI in entertainment, pondering a future where beloved actors could be digitally resurrected, leading to a homogenization of artistic expression.
Shifting focus, Pete and Sebastian delve into the challenges of parenting amidst the rise of smart technologies. They share personal stories about their children interacting with devices like Alexa, highlighting both the humorous and concerning aspects.
Pete: "I caught Sadie in the pool going, Alexa's saying, nine is my second favorite color." ([38:09])
Sebastian: "He's in the pool. Alexa said nine is my second favorite color." ([38:25])
The conversation underscores the unintended conversations children can have with AI assistants, raising questions about the developmental and social impacts of such interactions.
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts engage in a series of lighthearted exchanges, sharing personal habits and humorous insights into their friendship dynamics. They touch upon topics like Sebastian's past experimentation with substances for comedic effect and the intricacies of maintaining genuine connections in an increasingly automated world.
Pete: "This show is over. That's a brilliant idea." ([41:40])
Sebastian: "Thank you. Thank you. I was hoping you'd catch it." ([36:19])
Their playful teasing serves as a reminder of the enduring value of authentic human relationships, even as technology continues to reshape the landscape of communication and entertainment.
Balancing Past and Present: Navigating old relationships requires careful consideration, especially when introducing one's history to the next generation.
Evolving Communication Norms: The shift from concise texting to lengthy emails reflects broader changes in how we value and manage our time and relationships.
AI's Double-Edged Sword: While AI offers efficiency and new creative possibilities, it also poses significant challenges to authenticity and the preservation of human-centric roles.
Parenting in a Tech-Saturated World: The integration of smart devices into daily life necessitates new parenting strategies to ensure healthy development and meaningful interactions.
The Importance of Human Connection: Amid technological advancements, maintaining genuine human relationships remains paramount, highlighting the irreplaceable value of personal bonds.
Notable Quotes:
Sebastian Maniscalco ([17:05]): "My son's going through this and he's like, who's this? I got a dad's girlfriend before Mommy."
Pete Corrielli ([30:44]): "You're deflected. You're right. But isn't that a conversation?"
Pete Corrielli ([33:35]): "Sometimes it's authentic. Sometimes it's AI. Whenever you're gonna go, AI, don't even bother."
Conclusion
In "Digital Demons," Pete and Sebastian offer a candid exploration of how digital advancements intersect with personal lives and societal norms. Their blend of humor and sincerity invites listeners to reflect on their own relationships with technology, emphasizing the need for balance and authenticity in an increasingly digital world.