The Pete and Sebastian Show – EP 678: EVERYBODY'S SCORCESE

Date: October 28, 2025
Hosts: Pete Correale and Sebastian Maniscalco

Episode Overview

In this episode, Pete and Sebastian reunite post-Vegas and international travel, delivering classic observational comedy about everything from luxury airline experiences to social media behavior and modern etiquette (or lack thereof). Central themes include contrasting American travel with the opulence and order of Dubai and Emirates Airlines, the perils and pleasures of traveling with loved ones, and how “everybody’s Scorsese” now with constant filming and content creation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Desk Talk & Gifts from Fans

[01:12-03:45]

• Pete teases Sebastian about the items on his desk seen on camera (pen holder, hourglass, candle).
• The pen holders came from Ramon, a fan in Vegas, who hand-delivered them hoping to meet the comedians.
• The discussion captures their banter and the weirdness of seeing each other's workspace.

Vegas Recap: Work-Life Blending & Marital Adventures

[03:55-07:06]

• Pete recounts Jackie's birthday trip to Vegas.
• Jackie hasn't been to Vegas in 13 years; she's blown away by the upgraded experience at The Wynn.
• Pete admires how Sebastian balances enjoying daily activities with work, describing it as “very Sinatra-esque.”
• Big takeaway: Having your spouse with you on tour feels special, offering a new perspective on the grind.

The Sacrificial Middle Seat: A Comedic Case Study in Travel Love

[07:06-12:55]

• Pete is blown away: Sebastian voluntarily took a middle seat on Southwest so Jackie could have her coveted window seat.
• Sebastian details the rigamarole and disbelief from other passengers and crew (“Did this guy just take a middle seat?”).
• Navigating the discomforts: Sebastian’s bladder management under middle-seat duress and the etiquette of asking neighbors to move.
• Memorable moment: “The middle seat at this age is almost… like four and a half hours in the hole in prison.” – Pete Correale [10:54]

Flying Emirates First Class: American Airlines, Step Up Your Game

[15:47-27:05]

• Pete raves about the Emirates Airlines first-class experience: stunning uniforms, diverse international staff, and exceptional hospitality unmatched in the U.S.
• “The flight attendants look like they fell out of Vogue magazine… This is a catwalk.” – Sebastian Maniscalco [18:43]
• Menu is a 28-page pamphlet, full beds, pajamas, and showers in the sky.
• Contrasts U.S. service—“Here, they’re doing fake work…God forbid you have a question.” – Pete [19:49]

The Bathroom Experience: From Luxury to “Murder Scene” in the States

[22:51-25:18]

• Emirates has a bathroom attendant after every use; U.S. domestic flights? “It looks like a murder happened.” [22:51]
• Hilarious visual: Using extra “pressure” of one’s pee to dislodge airplane toilet stains.

Dubai: The Future is Now

[27:10-30:07]

• Arrival in Dubai is described as stepping into the future—pristine airports, no people sleeping on the floors, stunning architecture, and constant construction with 24/7 shifts.
• Pete laments America’s decline compared to rapid progress and cleanliness in Dubai.

Tougher Laws: The Ethics of Crime & Punishment

[30:07-32:23]

• Musings about crime rates and strict punishments in Dubai/Middle East.
• “Do we need a trial? If you’re caught with somebody’s severed head in your hand…” – Pete [32:11]
• “Dubai is, like, just cutting the middleman out, you know. Going straight to the deck.” – Sebastian [32:23]

Showers in the Sky and Social Norms

[32:46-35:00]

• Pete skips the sky shower, finding the idea of scheduling one too forced (“You gotta be ready to take a shower.”).
• Real utensils in first class, sign of trust in passenger conduct compared to the U.S.
• “You can give out real utensils! […] If you don’t behave, when we land, they’re going to murder you as you’re getting off the plane.” – Sebastian [34:49]

Travel Etiquette: The Case of Bare Feet and “Documenting Everything”

[35:00-39:17]

• Pete is appalled by a woman putting her bare feet up in first class, and eating loudly with utensils—"It all makes sense" once you see her behavior.
• Influencer couples are everywhere, filming their every move: “Everybody’s Scorsese.” [43:47]
• Sebastian: “You’re making us Americans look bad.” [40:26]

Modern Plague: Everyone is Filming, No One is Present

[43:47-46:56]

• Pete rants about everyone needing to film and perform their lives for social media, even simple moments (like trick-or-treating).
• Memorable complaint: “With everybody filming, every inch of what they’re doing in their life, we have to shut down the Internet for good to shut the shit down.” – Pete [44:42]

Final Thoughts: Societal Differences, Obesity, and “Classing It Up”

[53:00-55:42]

• Contrasts Dubai’s standards with American norms, lamenting widespread U.S. obesity and lack of structural/behavioral standards.
• Pete: “We need some work to do. Okay. We need to fix our shit over here. We need to step up our level of… We need to step it up.” [54:06]
• Sebastian likens America to a large family and Dubai to an upscale only-child household.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The middle seat at this age is almost… like four and a half hours in the hole in prison.” – Pete Correale [10:54]
• “The flight attendants look like they fell out of Vogue magazine… This is a catwalk.” – Sebastian Maniscalco [18:43]
• “Here, they’re doing fake work. God forbid you had a question.” – Pete [19:49]
• “If you don’t behave when we land, they’re going to murder you as you’re getting off the plane. It works, bro!” – Sebastian [34:49]
• “With everybody filming, every inch of what they're doing in their life, we have to shut down the Internet for good to shut the shit down.” – Pete [44:42]
• “Everybody’s Scorsese. Yeah, with this.” – Pete [43:47]

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Content Segment | |------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:12 | Start of show; Sebastian asks Pete about his desk items | | 04:45 | Vegas trip and how Pete’s wife reacts to The Wynn | | 07:06 | Sebastian takes the middle seat for his wife on flight | | 15:47 | Pete describes Emirates Airlines, contrasts with U.S. | | 22:51 | Luxurious vs. horrifying bathroom experiences | | 27:10 | Dubai as a model of modern development | | 30:07 | Discussion of crime and punishment | | 35:00 | Etiquette and bad behavior on the plane | | 43:47 | “Everybody’s Scorsese” rant on influencer behavior | | 53:00 | U.S. vs. Dubai: standards and obesity |

Closing Thoughts

The episode is a masterclass in comedic storytelling and commentary about modern life, travel, and societal differences. Pete and Sebastian’s blend of observational humor, personal anecdotes, and exasperated rants is as sharp as ever, offering both laughs and food for thought. The show’s title, “EVERYBODY'S SCORCESE,” encapsulates their bemusement at a world obsessed with documenting and broadcasting every mundane detail.

Stay tuned for the next episode, where the duo promises to delve deeper into Sebastian’s Saudi Arabia exploits!