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Pete Corrielli
This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Maniscalco.
Sebastian Maniscalco
If I'm crazy, I'm on my own.
Pete Corrielli
If I'm waiting, it's on my phone. If I sound lazy, just ignore my tone. Cause I'm always gonna answer when you call my phone like, what's up, danger? Okay. Welcome to the Pete and Sebastian Show. We are up and running on a dismal here in Los Angeles overcast. I am jet lagged. Pete, I want to get to what's going on on your desk. And I have to say it's bothering me.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What can you see? What can you see? And what's bothering you?
Pete Corrielli
I don't know if you're trying to make this.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I see you didn't leave your attitude in Saudi Arabia. Oh, you can see.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. It's like, let me tell you what. I don't know what's going to be in the shot, but. And I don't know if this is something new because now you're living in Rochester, but you have like, like a pen holder. I don't know if that's like a sand timer next to the. Yeah. What is that?
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's a little hourglass, but it's less than an hour. It's like five minutes.
Pete Corrielli
Okay. And then I don't know if that's creatine. There's like a. Yeah. What is that?
Sebastian Maniscalco
A candle? That's a candle.
Pete Corrielli
That's a candle. Oh, okay. And then there's some wine. No, I'm just. Yeah, I'm just like. Are you Trying to make this like your home desk. What? What's happening?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yes, that's what's going. That's true, that's true. This so far, this is also doubling as my actual desk, which is weird. It would be like Letterman saying goodnight and then pulling out a fucking pad and pen. But you weren't supposed to see any of this. I thought this was the shot. I will say though, because you got one too, and you donated it to the. The touring desk, which is cool. This is from that guy in Vegas. He's gonna flip out that I'm even mentioning this, but he's such a nice guy. He was such a nice guy. Ramon made us pen holders. He was literally carrying him around in a casino in Vegas at the win, hoping to run into most likely me, not you, but either way. And then he's like, should I give you Sebastian's or should I hope I run into him? The wife's like, oh, my God. Like, she was so embarrassed, but like, it was. He was really nice. So anyway, that's why I have that.
Pete Corrielli
I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to disregard what I'm. I'm just trying to get to wrap my head around what's going on with.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't want that though. Notice.
Pete Corrielli
Okay.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, I don't want all that.
Pete Corrielli
All right, so that's that. We got that out of the way. Number two, I want to get into our Vegas trip. You came with Jackie. It was her birthday. You're celebrating her birthday. So take me through some of. You know, this is the first time Pete and Jackie and Lana and I actually had a little time to hang out. Jackie was celebrating her birthday. Jackie hadn't been to Vegas, I believe in 13 years prior to this. So she was seeing a different Vegas than she had, obviously, 13 years ago. So what's your take? How was your trip? We saw you a little bit during the day there at the cabana.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It was awesome. It was. It was. First of all, you know, we're seeing Vegas in a different way because I'm hoping for you at the win. So it was. I told her, you're not going to believe this place. It's just beautiful. It's not like the rest of Vegas. And she was blown away from the minute she got there. She was just had such a great time and I'm so glad. And you guys, everybody was awesome. I mean, the people that work, you know, for the tour, Lindsay and Mike, they had a cake for her. You guys had a cake and then you Alana were awesome to hang with. It was just great. But she, she made me. How do you, you do this? Well, what I'm about to say, and I don't do it Neely, as I can't. But like, you, like, you don't get stuck in a routine before your shows. Seemingly you kind of go with the flow and it doesn't affect your show.
Pete Corrielli
You.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's very Sinatra esque. It's like I'm doing this during the day, then I'm doing the show, then in between shows. I got that then after the next show. And it's almost like the shows maybe are even better because you're not like hyper sitting in one spot, just, you know, overthinking it. So like Jackie wanted to go to eat in between the shows and I'm only opening for 20 minutes, then you're up there for all that time and then the next show isn't till like two hours after that anyway. And I'm like, wow. I mean, in between shows. I don't normally eat in between shows, you know. And she's like, well, make an exception. I mean, give me a break, you know. So I was like, what am I doing? It's her birthday.
Pete Corrielli
I'm.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's literally, I'm not even the headline. I'm doing 20 minutes. I can handle this. Just go with the flow. And I went with the flow. And we had two fantastic meals and it was like, it was just a fun time. I don't know how else to put it, bro. It was nice to like have your wife with you on, on a gig once. Because I almost never do because when, when I started going on, we were like, when our first dog died. We're like, when this dog dies and you don't have a job anymore. We were living in L. A. At the time. Jackie and I were like, you'll start coming on the road with me. It doesn't matter if it's Cincinnati or San Fran, still, you just hang out. You run wherever town we're in and we're going to the next town. And then she got pregnant, so she's like, never spent any time with me on the road. So it was a nice change, you know.
Pete Corrielli
Well, what I want to do is there's a couple things you're skipping over here and maybe you forgot, but I'm going to bring them up. What happened on the airplane I've never really seen. And this is a testament to the love in the relationship. You were flying and you decided to take the middle seat on the way in. Because I don't know. I'm still a little flabbergasted at this. That you would take a middle seat and be uncomfortable for four and a half hours, Just sit next to your wife. Was there a thought of you taking the aisle, her taking the window, and having someone sit in between you, or was this something that you did from jump?
Sebastian Maniscalco
This is something I did from jump for the listeners out there. This is southwest. And I was boarding. I was a five. Anyone who's flown southwest knows a five. I'm, like, getting on right behind the pilot, man. I had, like, the pick of the litter, any seat. Jackie was not until the bees. So she couldn't board with me. And I. Bro, I was pining over this for a couple weeks. I'm like, she likes a window. And she just, like, gets tucked in there and, like, doesn't move, which is unheard of. You and I both, like, we can't do no window. That's insane. And it's her birthday. And I'm like, I want to sit next to my wife. So, like, do I do. Do I not do the aisle? So I did it. I said, all right, I'm gonna get on. And when I got on and I went straight for. I said, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit in the middle seat, and I'll put some stuff in the window seat. So nobody takes that. And people were coming on right behind me, and they were like, did this guy just take a middle seat? What the is going on right now? Right? It was, like, unheard of. Even the flight attendant was like, you can go anywhere, honey. And I'm like, no, I know our wife's coming. Oh, okay. So I mean. And this thing just starts loading up and loading up. And they just assume. They. People are assuming that all the seats are taken up front because, like, unheard of for them not to be. So they see something sitting in the window seat. A bag. Bless you. And then, like, right towards the end of the plane is finally done board. And this young dude is with all of his buddies, and he's gotta be in his early 20s. And just like, a hail Mary, he walks by, and he looks at the seat. Cause the aisle seat's now still open. And I'm sitting there because I couldn't do that. I talked about that once on a cast, bro, about a couple that took the aisle and the window, hoping no one would sit in the middle. I'm not going to be that guy. I'm not going to be that guy talking over a dude in the middle to my wife. It's like, weak, right?
Pete Corrielli
If that happens, you don't talk to your wife for four and a half hours. That's it. You act like you're strangers. That's.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's the other route. That's the other route. Yeah. You know, so. But she's got access to things I might want. You know what I mean? She usually has, like, snacks in there and stuff. All of a sudden, the guy in the middle is going to go, why is the guy in the aisle asking the chicken in the window for pretzels what's going.
Pete Corrielli
You know?
Sebastian Maniscalco
But anyway, so the dude goes to. He walks by and he goes, does anyone sitting here? I'm like, no. And he's like, oh, all right. And he sat down, and his buddy goes, bro, you got lucky. And I go, yeah, bro, you got really lucky. My wife's making me sit in this shit seat. You got luck. And the dude is dying, laughing. Are you lucked out? You fucking talk about this when you get to Vegas? And he's like, I'm texting my friend about it right now. Oh, my God. So, yeah. You know what I mean, man? It's like, yeah, man, That's.
Pete Corrielli
That's. That's a big move, man. The middle seat at this age is almost. I would say it's like four and a half hours in the hole in prison.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And the peeing situation. I peed right when I got on. Right now, I'm like. In my head, I'm like, I'm not. Not drinking coffee or any of that shit. If I gotta go, I gotta go. That's it. I'm gonna enjoy my flight. I'm about halfway through the flight, and I'm. I gotta pee, right? So I gotta use it. So I tell the lady I gotta pee. She was really cool. I mean, the. This is the flight back. I also did the middle on the flight back. This was all old lady.
Pete Corrielli
Still didn't learn your lesson?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, what do you mean? I'm doing it for the photo, for the wife. So anyway, she. She. She gets up. No problem, right? And when someone takes a long time to get up, too, you're like, oh, God, here we go. Yeah, she got a. Undo the belt, push the tray up. So I go pee, and then I come back and I'm like, man, 20 minutes later, I gotta pee again. I'm like, holy. I can't do this.
Pete Corrielli
So I'm like, all right.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I just go into my head. I'm like, I'm gonna hold it. I'm gonna hold it for 15 minutes. And they'll see where I'm at. Maybe she'll get up by then. She hasn't peed yet. Anyway, this lady, right? 15 minutes go by. I'm dying.
Pete Corrielli
I'm.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So now I hit Jackie and she's sleeping. She's like, what? I was like, you gotta pee. You gotta get up and pee because I gotta pee again. And I can't tell this lady. She'll be like, twice in an hour. It's ridiculous. So Jackie's like, all right. So she goes, I have to pee. And I'm like, I literally go to lady.
Pete Corrielli
She should have went when I went.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You know, so that Jackie gets up and I look at the lady, I go, I might as well stretch my legs. And I walk down, right? So I come back and now I'm like, all right, I still got two hours to go. Maybe I can bother her one more time, because they'll only be on me twice. The other one was on Jackie, and I'm like, this is no enjoyment, bro. This is how I'm flying. Just constant bladder worry. Constant bladder worry.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. There's a lot of thinking going on on this flight. I mean, it should be just relaxed. There shouldn't be any, like, hem and haw about getting up or sitting down or what have you. And I don't know if you have to, like, decrease the water intake or what have you on these long flights, but I noticed too that, man, I was getting up a lot, and I don't know if it was the altitude or what. I was on a flight for 16 hours to Dubai.
Sebastian Maniscalco
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Pete Corrielli
We were returning home and one of the flight attendants asked Bronx if he wanted to see the flight deck and meet Kath and Andrew.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I got to sit in the driver's seat. I grew up in an aviation family and seeing Bronx kind of reminded me of myself when I was that age. That's Andrew, a real United pilot. These small interactions can shape a kid's future.
Pete Corrielli
It felt like I was the captain. Allowing my son to see the flight deck will stick with us forever.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's how good leads the way.
Pete Corrielli
And as long as we're talking about flights, I might as well just get into this. So I flew Emirates Airlines, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah.
Pete Corrielli
No, I'm sorry. We are failing in aviation as a country. We are so far behind, bro. Let me just kind of take you through. And granted, this was first class and this is. And, and I, I have flown Emirates first class, business class and economy. I've done it all. All right, So I know the level of service that you get in each cabin. And even the economy, granted, they're not lay down seats at 16 hours, basically sitting up in a 90 degree angle. That's hell. I've done that. But the experience and the cleanliness on the plane is barred. None the best I've ever seen. Now, I want to take you through the first class experience. All right, all right. Which I've never flown first class Emirates until now. If you know anything about Emirates Airlines, the flight attendants look like they fell out of Vogue magazine. Right? Beautiful.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Love it.
Pete Corrielli
I don't think anyone's over the age of 35. Red lipstick, beautiful suit, like a, you know, like a. Almost like I don't even know what it is. It's like a suit jacket with like little ruffle, like red hat with a scarf that's coming off the hat that's attached to something inside. It's. Could you pull up an Emirates flight attendant so we could get a visual on this? I know we have listeners here, but what I described to you is. And it's a plethora of different nationalities, just not Middle Eastern. It's like Eastern European, it's Asian, it's all over the map.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sounds like you could go straight to the Met Gala if you're a flight attendant on this. Just get off the plane. Not even change. Just take the little thing off. So they don't know it's an airline.
Pete Corrielli
No, you don't lose. You don't lose anything coming off this. It's just drastic difference. Good. Do you.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Do you. But do you think, like, honestly, if one of these flight attendants, like, you know. Yeah. I don't know what a name would be. Middle Eastern, let's just call it Kathy for the sake of the story. Kathy starts putting a few on. It's getting noticeable. She's put on like 30. Are they going to come to her and say, you're getting a little too heavy to be a Emirates flight attendant? All right, this is like, think hoot is all right.
Narrator/Advertiser
Yeah.
Pete Corrielli
There's no overweight flight attendants. And I don't know if that is a prerequisite there. Here we go. This is what we're looking at.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Look at this. This is a catwalk. This is a catwalk. Holy. Look at this.
Pete Corrielli
Even the men are in beautiful suit. I mean, that's what greets you. We're looking at is about seven flight attendants here. Three males, four female. And it's. It's a gorgeous thing to look at. That's what you see when you walk out to play. And all smiling, all smiling, all happy. No grunting. No, no. Like getting on the plane and them looking at you like you booked a ticket today, you bastard. That's what you get in. In United Airlines, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, yeah. You get a lawyer, one more word out of you, you're off the plane.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, they're almost like, come on, say something. So I could throw you off.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You fly Emirates and the plane lands and nobody even hops up in the aisle. You know, like, we do that in America because we can't wait to get the fuck off of this shit on there. It seems like, you know, you wouldn't even mind being last one off the plane. It just seems like a Classy experience. I love it, man. I love it.
Pete Corrielli
Soon as you step foot on the plane, the flight attendant greets you. Hello, how you doing? They look at your ticket, Mr. Maniscalco. 6K, right this way. And they, they show you where the seat is. You know, you get on United, you know, and they're doing, they're doing. I call it fake work. Yeah, they're doing the. Whatever they're doing because they don't want to, like, be bothered with you. Just God forbid you had a question. God forbid you had a question. Yeah, right, right. You ask them. You ask them, how long's the flight? You know, look online, you know, that's.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What you get, bro. You're so right. When you go up to the counter at these airlines, sometimes you ask them a question and they're so not into helping you. They're helping you, but they didn't even tell you they're helping you yet. Then they want your name. Then the other one. I've done this. You go up to the counter, they see you, but they fake work, like you said. I get tired of waiting, so I go, because my question's not a big deal. I'll ask later. So I do a fade away. They don't even go, no, no, no. What you call, they let you fucking fade away? They're like, oh, good, I ignored him long enough. You went away. Fucking asshole. It's like crazy, bro.
Pete Corrielli
The experience from soup to nuts was, was fabulous. So I get to my seat and usher.
Sebastian Maniscalco
And Usher takes you to your seat.
Pete Corrielli
And you know what? This woman's what, 120 pounds, dripping wet. She put my bag up, you know. You know, I don't know. It's like in the United States, the flight attendants. Something happened where, because a flight attendant put their. Someone's suitcase in the overhead. They dislocated their shoulder and they sued the airline, I think. So now no flight attendant could help you because the airline said, you know what? Let them do it because we're not going to go to another lawsuit again. So now you got to struggle and put your. Because the flight attendant sued there. Something happened. Oh, my God, again with the litigation and the lawsuits and all this shit here in the United States. They don't have that in the Middle East. So I'm on the flight. They give you a menu. The menu is a pamphlet. It's. It's a, it's. It's a good. I'd say 28 pages. The menu with the wines and that, this and the that and all those things. Wow. She's like, what time would you like to take your shower now? I'm like, sh. I. Let me take a look at this shower, right? I mean, what are we talking? So I go in the bathroom, bro, is the size of my bathroom at home. I mean, it's beautiful.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Are you kidding me?
Pete Corrielli
It's beautiful now. I said, yeah, let me take the shower. Two and a half hours before we land. So you schedule a time to take the shower. So the first time I got up to go to the bathroom, I see a woman outside the bathroom, opens the door for you. You go to the bathroom, you come out, she walks in. What the hell's going on? They got a bathroom attendant that cleans the bathroom after every person goes, all right, now every time you walk into the bathroom, both brand new compared to United States, where you go into the bathroom at the. Towards the end of a flight, bro, it looks like a murder happened. There's blood in there, urine, you know, shit stains. Yeah. You ever see, you ever see the shit stain in the toilet on a flight where someone took a dump and it didn't go all the way down, so now it's stuck on the toilet, right? And then you got. Oh, yeah, you got a piss on the right now.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Trying to, Trying to rinse it down, hose it down.
Pete Corrielli
I'm trying. I don't know if you've ever done this. You ever try to give your piss an extra pressure to. To get, you know, like you're pissing on the. And it ain't coming off, so you're like, yeah, let me give it. Like, it's like a pressure wash where you want to. And it's like, it's like disgusting, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
So disgusting.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, so they got, they got an attendant, right? They fix the bed. They got a mattress that they put on top of the chair. That chair goes all the way into flat. And then they put like a mattress on top so it's soft. They make it. They make the bed for you. They put a duvet cover on they slippers. They give you pajamas, bro. I put the, I put the pajamas on right from the get go. And then they hang your clothes. You got like your own little compartment where you, you hang your clothes. It's like a little closet. So it, it was, bro, it was, it was. It was a beautiful, beautiful experience.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You're in your pajamas in a bed, maybe sipping a little wine or something, watching a movie. Is that kind of the scenario?
Pete Corrielli
I didn't have any alcohol on the plane just because I didn't want to Drink I didn't want to get. I get dehydrated anyway. I didn't want to bother with drinking. But yeah, you got a thousand movies to choose from. I mean, the latest movies, you have TV shows, you have foreign film. You got everything in this. You got 32 inch TV and the door shut. You shut the doors in your own cube. Beautiful. This is on the. This is on the A380. All right, now, I took the triple seven from Dubai to Saudi. And the 777 is even a better first class. But we'll get into that. Anyway, I land in Dubai now. I was in Dubai in 2009. The airport is pristine, clean, quiet. Waterfalls in the airport. I mean, there's nobody laying on the floor. You know, you go through the terminal at the lax, people laying. Looks like. It looks like a refugee camp in lax. You know, you get people laying, drooling, blankets, pillows. This you go through is beautiful. I don't even know if it's allowed. I don't know if you. I don't even know if you could sleep in your chair at the gate and someone just taps you. Get up. Get up. This is the future. We're in the future. We don't do this here.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, my God, man. Jesus.
Pete Corrielli
The city itself, no potholes. The roads are paved. I mean, just beautiful, clean.
Sebastian Maniscalco
My God, man.
Pete Corrielli
So advanced. The buildings, the architecture, it's just beautiful. It's what the States should be. I feel after seeing Dubai, I feel like we are living in Rome. Back in. You know, like this is like. We have the Coliseum here. They have, you know, the latest and great. They're building. They. And it's another thing. They build 24 7. They're working at night. They have shifts coming here. Eight hours. They got, you know, they got to get. Yeah, they get. They gotta leave soon. As soon as 359, they leave over there. 359 for another shift. Comes in to pick up where they left off. So a guy could be hammering, gives the hammer to the next guy, and now he's hammering the nail. They're working 247 right now.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What about.
Pete Corrielli
What about wait with spotlights at night, the whole thing is lit up. It takes me.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I still got.
Pete Corrielli
I still got my kitchen still. My kitchen's not gonna be done for probably another year. They put up a stadium in two months that they built a whole stadium.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Jesus, bro. When you get. When the airport, when you get out, are there like cabs? Like they would be in New York going, where to over here? This and that, like. Or is it just all, you know.
Pete Corrielli
I didn't even see a cab. I didn't even see a cab.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Wow.
Pete Corrielli
I didn't even see. I don't even know what they're using. I. I just know that it's clean. It's clean, it's nice. Say what you want about the Middle East. I mean, I know there's problems over there, you know, problems everywhere.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But do they have, like, Dunkin Donuts or any fast food chains and stuff like that?
Pete Corrielli
I didn't see a lot of that.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Not that you did, but if you wanted to, could you drink wine or is it no wine on the. Allowed in the restaurant?
Pete Corrielli
How's that work if you're a freestanding restaurant? My understanding is that you cannot serve alcohol. You have to be associated with a hotel in order to serve alcohol. All right. And I don't know. I don't know what the laws are there in regards to crime. Like, I don't know if you steal, if you what. What the punishment is, but whatever it is, there's not a lot of it happening to my understanding.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Wow. Yeah.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. Now, I don't know. There's a fear of. Yeah. You know, they say, like, the death penalty. There's like the controversy around the death penalty. Like, oh, that doesn't deter people from killing someone. Like, no one's thinking, oh, I'm gonna get killed if I kill somebody. They're just, regardless, they're gonna kill somebody. And then the consequences are the consequences. What's your take on that? Do you think the death penalty deters anybody killing somebody? You think somebody has a hatchet and go, oh, wait a minute, I might die if I kill this person?
Sebastian Maniscalco
I definitely think it does. And I also think that it just. It's all like, my dad went to Iran when we were kids for work. Same sort of thing. As far as, like, some people, like, how could you go over there and stuff? But he would come back and talk about the shah. I remember I was like 10. And he'd have books with the shah. And my dad would be like, he goes over there, you. You shoplift. They cut your finger off. They cut your finger off because there's no crime over there. He goes, it's done, it's over. So.
Pete Corrielli
So do you think that would deter people from stealing if they're gonna lose a finger?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Hell, yeah, I think it would, man. And I. Yeah. Knowing what the repercussions are. Absolutely. And then, you know how much money you save if you just kill somebody that killed that killed somebody. Just kill him, too. You're gonna feed him for 50 years. Get the fuck out of here.
Pete Corrielli
Right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's, like, ridiculous. Like, the guy that you showed the video to. Me, I don't know. I can say it's on the air where the guy chopped the guy's head off and was. Put it in the dumpster, right? And we're watching it on video. The cop that pulls up should just see the head in his hand and go, boom. Now you're dead. Done. Like, I just saved the taxpayers. But we'd have a trial for you. You got the head in your hand. You're throwing it out. What are we doing, you know? Jesus. It just seems so much easier, you know, and simpler, man.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, no, it's. It's. You know, if you're caught. If you're caught with somebody severed ahead in your hand. That's right. Do we need a trial? That's what I'm saying.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Dubai is, like, just cutting the middleman out, you know, Going straight to the deck.
Pete Corrielli
The Pete and Sebastian show. Go ahead.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Well, the shower's just blowing me away. I mean, was it. How was the pressure in the.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, yeah, I skipped it. I said, keep it. They came by. I said, I'm good. I didn't want to get up and take a shower.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just. Just. Just to say you did it, it's like, beyond the mile high club.
Pete Corrielli
I know. I. I was thinking about that, but I'm like, you know what? It's just. I don't want to get. I was kind of tired. I just didn't like the scheduling of the shower. If it was like, let me go take a shower, I would have went. But the fact that it was scheduled, you know, like.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah.
Pete Corrielli
If somebody came up to you right now and said, pete, go take a shower, would you go in? I'm not ready. You got to be ready to take.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I mean, if. If I was on an airplane and they said, we have your own private cabin up front for you to come take a shower right now, I'd be like, do I strip down while we walk up front, or do I take my clothes off when I get inside? I mean, there's a little bit of a difference. Someone just came up to me at a job and said, go shower. But that's. See you, bro. You're so fat alpha male. You can't even shower because they're telling you when you have to shower. So you're like, you know what? Skip the shower. It's like the Prep. It's an extension of the snacks. When you fly coach, years ago, in your 20s, when you first started out, and we're in the back of a plane, they go to bring you to pretzels. Don't give me snacks. I'll take care of my own hunger.
Pete Corrielli
Well, no, that's. I. Well, I had a problem on the plane. God, this is such a problem I have. I was eating. Yeah, they give you silverware. It's like they give you silverware on the airplane. You know, it's like here, they give you plastic because you're, you know, the. The. You're gonna stab somebody over there. They're like, you know what? We know everybody on the plane is gonna behave, so we're just gonna give you the normal utensils, because if you.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Don'T behave when we land, they're going to murder you as you're getting off the plane. It works, bro. It works. You can give out real utensils. You know what I'm saying?
Pete Corrielli
So I don't know what the hell was going on, but I hear, like, clanging, you know? Like, you ever hear, like, a knife hit the plate, you know? Oh, yeah, but this was hitting the plate a lot. Like, I was like a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What the fuck? What are you doing on the plate that there's this many dings. It should be a cut, and maybe you put the knife down and it's going to ding the plate, and then you eat, but the ding, ding, ding. What are you doing? What the hell are you doing up there? I couldn't get it out of my head. It kept happening. And I'm going to send Patrick this video. This was something that. I'm surprised this lady wasn't escorted off the plane. I got to get your take on this. I just sent it to you. So I get on the plane. This is another thing that's got to stop. It was a couple, and they were like one of these documenting everything. They must have a channel, like a travel channel that they started. I'll just show you, and then I'll explain it for the people who are not viewing this. Look at what I witnessed.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, bro. What?
Pete Corrielli
God.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What is going through people's mind when they do that?
Pete Corrielli
So what you just saw is a woman has her bare feet up against the desk. Whatever they give you. This is in first class. And this is the same woman who was dinging the plates. It was coming out of her cube. So it goes hand in hand, feet up, dinging the plate, you know? It all makes sense, you know, like, when someone does something like this, subsequently, everything after this is going to be in this vein. You know what I'm saying?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Right?
Pete Corrielli
She took the shower. She took the shower. You know what I'm saying? Came back wet, you know, like, with the hair, like, at the. Like, you know, like, blow dry the hair out in the bathroom. We don't need to see. I don't need to see what you look like coming out of the bathroom at home. You're still right in public, you know?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, first of all, we're not a family. You're not coming through. You're not cutting through the hallway to get back to your bedroom, Cindy. All right. It's like when you played in Atlantic City. There was a couple having a drink at the bar in their robes because they just get out of the spa. What is a private hotel? You're the only ones here. Are we all, like, invisible to you?
Pete Corrielli
Don't you. Bro?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Don't you just want to go up to that person and go, what? What. What is any of this? What is any of this? You're banging the thing with. When you eat your feet up there, you're coming out with your wet hair. You're a zero. And we all think that. I think they have to be. That's what I try to do. When you showed that video me in the gym, I try to be that hero.
Pete Corrielli
I know. I know.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Listen, bro, I didn't. You didn't tell me that you. If you shower. I thought it was in your own K6 or whatever your cubicle was.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, no, no.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You got to go.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, it's in the back.
Sebastian Maniscalco
She would. So everybody in first class would know that it's Sebastian Maniscalco's turn to shower.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. Ow. Ow.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Did not know that, bro. I did not know that.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah. Everybody has. Everybody uses the shower even though they clean it. I was like, this. This. This mess got in the shower before me.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I don't know.
Pete Corrielli
Fucking going in there. I'm sorry.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I'd rather go in there after a rescue dog. Oh, my God. Right? I. I don't even want to give her the satisfaction of videotaping me, meaning you coming out with my towel or whatever, you know? Like, even. Even Sebastian used it right after me.
Pete Corrielli
That's.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That's what it would be like, bro. Really?
Pete Corrielli
Would be.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It'd be like. Did I ever tell you the time I showered right after Sam Kinison?
Pete Corrielli
No. You have to go shower. You don't come out with Your towel.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Obviously, you dry off, but everyone knows you showered. But they know you showered.
Pete Corrielli
Well, I mean, they're going to know because maybe they were waiting to get. No, because they have another. I think you could shower discreetly without really anybody knowing you came out of the shower. But I knew this woman came out of the shower because she was coming down the hallway, wet head, you know, like, comfortable. You know, there's a little bit of humility you have to have coming out of a shower on an airplane where you. Like you said, you don't just walk back to your seat like, you know.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You'Re at home, but obviously only one shower. Is there only one shower? One bathroom?
Pete Corrielli
Two.
Sebastian Maniscalco
All right, so if you're in there a long time, you either went for a long bathroom break or you showered. So, yeah, it's a little. It should be every room. What are we doing?
Pete Corrielli
And I wanted to go up to this woman going, you're making us Americans look bad.
Sebastian Maniscalco
All right, I know, bro. You counterbalanced it because they go, and you believe that lady with the wet hair. Animal. And then they go, I know. Americans. Although the other guy didn't even shower.
Pete Corrielli
I would like to think up front, they're thinking, he turned down the shower. Nobody turns down. Just like I turned down the pretzels, I turned down the shower.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I tell you, bro, that's up there with me taking the middle seat on Southwest. They're still talking about you.
Pete Corrielli
They are.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I mean, unheard of, I would think, as an American. More often than not, they got a knock on it and go, all right, I know it's fun, but wrap it up, cuz. I. I'd be in there. Holy. I'd be trying to call people. You never guess where I am right now. Do you hear the water running? I'm in a shot, videotaping. I might even masturbate. Oh, wow. I think you can get arrested for that if you do it over a Saudi Arabia air rights, right when they land, military comes on. We know what. We know what. We had cameras in there. We know what you did. That's not allowed either, I don't think.
Pete Corrielli
Over there.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Tight ship. Tight ship over there. So any souvenirs for the kids? Man, you must have got some cool stuff. You had to burn some souvenirs.
Pete Corrielli
I didn't see a gift shop. We. We were not even in a place where there was like. It's like, you get off, you're whisked in, you're whisked out. There's no. Like, you don't even See.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You don't even go, like, window shopping with Ferrante and Lindsay. Anything you don't like isn't there, like, a rodeo drive, bro. I got that.
Pete Corrielli
Like, I land and like, oh, let's go get some knickknacks. This is like, I land and go, I'm exhausted. Let me go sleep this off. It took a while to, like, adjust. It's a 16 hour flight, so.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, shit, bro.
Pete Corrielli
I didn't see any. I didn't get any knickknacks or anything like that. It was like I was on a mission. Get in and get out now. I didn't tell you about these influencers that were on the plane, so everything they got to record. So this guy was giddy, like. He was like, giddy like, ooh, you know, we're getting on the plane, you know, so I'm walking, and all of a sudden he stops, and he's got a GoPro camera like this, and his wife, she goes, are you ready? She goes, are you ready? He goes, yeah, yeah, go, go. And she's skipping down the drawbridge, like, she's. And he's filming her, right? Because they're gonna edit this into the fucking clip that they gonna do, the two and a half minute clip. Oh, we went to Dubai, and this is, you know, like, how they do these videos, you know? Everybody Scorsese now. Everybody Scorsese. Yeah. With this.
Sebastian Maniscalco
With these cameras, I'll probably end up watching this on my toilet bowl at some point.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, you'll see it. You'll see it.
Sebastian Maniscalco
So.
Pete Corrielli
So I'm sitting down, right? And this guy, like, I'm sitting down, getting my together.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This is incredible, man.
Pete Corrielli
This guy's running. He's running down the aisle with the camera. Like, he's doing like a. A run down the aisle. Like, I don't know how he's gonna edit this in. So he's running, he comes back, he runs again. Then he runs. He comes. It's because. Because I'm like, what the fuck? He runs, he comes in, he looks at his wife, and then he stands up on the seat. He's getting aerial shot. I go, guy, guy, you're making us look bad.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, bro.
Pete Corrielli
With this filming shit, with everybody filming, every inch of what they're doing in their life is we have to shut down the Internet for good to shut the shit down.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But it doesn't make you think, like, you know, why. Why am I bothered? Why are we bothering when they're doing it at this kind of level? What's. You know, they're doing it at this kind of level. And then I hold up my camera in front of my old trailer. Hey, guys. Shit.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, that's. I'm like, that's funny. Drawing. This is. This is. This is ridiculous. I'm sitting there going, if there wasn't the Internet, what would these people be doing for a living? What would they. What would. These people that go out and they eat a meal and they take the video of the. Oh, this bothers me. It's a bagel or a sandwich. You've seen these videos. And they cut it in half, and then they show you the two sides of the sandwich. What the fuck? You're making us look bad.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Man. It's funny you say that, because just yesterday, Jackie goes, my friend told me about this unbelievable Halloween display. We should get some. Sadie had a friend sleeping over. We'll get them ice cream, and we'll drive by and check it out. So it's unbelievable, right? And you drive by and you go really slow. And it's a house with a lot of money, too, so it's a long property, and it's really cool. And as I'm driving, it's a couple cars behind me, some Halloween music's playing. Jackie's like, oh, chow, chow, chow. I look up, a guy got out of his car, and he's walking with the video camera. All the whole property. He's like, videotaping it.
Narrator/Advertiser
Like.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Like, guy, you just stay in your car, you drive by, you comment, and you fucking go home.
Pete Corrielli
That's it.
Sebastian Maniscalco
What? What. What is this? What is any of this shit, bro? God damn. Oh, my God.
Pete Corrielli
It's ridiculous. You can't even enjoy yourself with this shit, you know? Guy hanging from the ceiling on an airplane with a GoPro getting aerial shots, and nobody says nothing. If I was the pilot, I go, what are you doing? What the hell are you standing on furniture for?
Sebastian Maniscalco
Is there a good chance that Emirates is flying them for free? Because they are doing this.
Pete Corrielli
Something, probably. Probably. I don't know what.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Who's.
Pete Corrielli
Who's paying them, who's subscribing to their channel, but just based on what I saw, there was no. No way I would tune into these two. Two people. No way. Right? Right? Yeah, but I was looking at it. I mean, it's.
Sebastian Maniscalco
God, it's a crazy world, man. This is.
Pete Corrielli
I don't know if they took the shot. They had an outfit, like, they had a plane outfit to get on, and then they had a plane outfit to get off, so they Planned this, right? I could just see him at the house. Ooh, what are we gonna wear when we get off the plane?
Narrator/Advertiser
Oh, my gosh.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Is it a private cabin? Like, I know I saw her with her feet, but is there a private cabin where you could not see them at all?
Pete Corrielli
At some point, this woman never shut her door. Go figure, right? I had to see that you could close that off so nobody else saw what was going on. By the way, bro, something that happened to me, which is I used to make fun of people that this happened to in school. This is on the way back. I don't know. I was like. My nose was kind of stuffed, so I blew my nose, bro. Started bleeding. Oh, man. And this shit didn't stop. So I. I had like, Kleenexes there, right? I was stuck and door shut. No one's seeing this. I'm bleeding in private, Right? Right. And I'm stuff tissues up my nose, pulling them out. So I'm like, still, hey, bloodbath in there, right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
When do you. When I hit the buzzer and tell the flight attend.
Pete Corrielli
Bleeding out. Holy.
Sebastian Maniscalco
We got. Got emergency land on one of these little islands and get me some.
Pete Corrielli
That's the difference. That's the difference between me and everybody else. I would have bled out. I would have bled out, not bothered anybody about. They would have found me at the end of the flight, going everywhere. What happened?
Sebastian Maniscalco
He.
Pete Corrielli
He didn't want to bother nobody.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, God damn. Were you in the pajamas again? That would be a hell of a. Inquire a photo. You bloodied out dead on a. On an Emirates flight in pajamas. That's. And that's what threw me off, by the way, bro. You put the pajamas on without thinking twice about it. And then you balked at the shower. The pajamas. That's an interesting thing.
Pete Corrielli
That's like, bro, this is not. This is not like pajamas that are like, with fire trucks on it. This is like, I could award us to dinner these pajamas. All right?
Sebastian Maniscalco
This is not like fire trucks on it. I just don't. I don't see you wearing any clothing that either you or your wife didn't buy. I mean, even, like, I got you, like, a black sweatshirt or something because I thought it was cool. And that's something you wear. And you thanked me for it on the road. And in my head, I'm like, probably in the trash already. But I appreciate that. Thank you. So again, for someone to hand you pajamas and you to put them on, it's just a little added character. I don't care how nice they are. It's just like, bro, I'm telling you.
Pete Corrielli
Right now, if you would have seen these pajamas, I'd like to have a photo of them. It wasn't.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I guess I got to go to that girl's web page to see what the pajamas look like.
Pete Corrielli
Oh, bro, let me show you. I got to show you another. I'm sorry. I got to show. This is. You know, they'll sneak.
Sebastian Maniscalco
This has been a fascinating episode, man. Highly entertaining. This is, like, really. And we didn't even. Like, we didn't get to Saudi Arabia. We got to talk about that on another episode.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I just want to say, while you're looking that up, it was so nice hanging out at the bungalow with you and Lana because you couldn't entertain, so you didn't have that escape. Not that you would want to escape, but, like, when you entertain, you don't hang out as much because you entertain. So in that environment, you were right there hanging with us.
Pete Corrielli
No, it was great. I mean, we had a great. We were down at the pool hanging out with Jackie and Pete in the cabana, and, yeah, it was nice. It was just a good hang.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It was fun.
Pete Corrielli
It was. So what I'm going to show you now is the shuttle that you take off the airplane to the terminal. All right? This is the shuttle interior. Okay. This is the shuttle bus. All right, Here it is.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Oh, my gosh. Look at that.
Pete Corrielli
It's like movie seats. Look at this.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's an upscale nightclub, like the VIP room. Unbelievable.
Pete Corrielli
Look at that, man. It's like, you cannot misbehave on these things. They make you behave. The level of luxury makes you behave. If you never had. Listen, if you never had parents and you got onto this thing, you'd go, okay, straighten up.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You're right. It's unbelievable. And not only that, but your wardrobe, too. You would never. I get in that with, like, a football jersey or flip flops. You know what I mean? I mean, was it. Was there any of that in. In the. In the airport? Like, was it still, like. Like, could a total two. Two Buffalo Bills fans who got a lot of money. Hey, Bobby, you want to go to Dubai? Let's go to Dubai and walk around our flip flops.
Pete Corrielli
We'll get it.
Sebastian Maniscalco
We'll get a couple smoothies, and we'll check out Dubai. Is there, like, white trash with money there? Or is it, like. Is there a dress code to even walk the streets? Like, how do you. You can have a nice thing like that, but that doesn't mean Someone white trash with a lot of money ain't gonna come and get on with flip flops and cut offs.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, I. Listen, I. Obviously anybody could fly this thing. You could wear whatever you want. A jersey.
Sebastian Maniscalco
You can.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah.
Sebastian Maniscalco
But I. I guess, yeah, that girl's foot was on the screen. That's pretty white trash.
Pete Corrielli
Yeah, I, I didn't. I didn't see a of lot. A lot of it. I'm just saying, like. And I'm not necessarily. Well, listen, put it this way. Anytime you travel to other countries, you do not see the obesity that you see here in the United States. And I attribute that to the food that people are eating here. It's just. I don't see it anywhere else. I don't see it anywhere else. It's just. It's here. And. Yeah, I mean, it's true, man.
Sebastian Maniscalco
It's this.
Pete Corrielli
We need some work. We need some work to do. Okay. We need to. We need to fix our shit over here. We need to step up our level of. We need to step it up. That's it. I don't know what to tell you.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah. But you know, this is, this is a little bit of a difference, though. This is like the difference of Dubai is like, think of a married couple that get married late in life and they're both very successful financially and they have a one child and they live in a little two bedroom clean apartment, right? That's Dubai. America is a family that got married at 22. They got 10 kids. They're barely getting by. They got three dogs. So, like, you're never going to keep that house as nice as the little two bedroom. Like, it's just way more of us, man. So it's gonna be. It's gonna be some fat, for lack.
Pete Corrielli
Of a better word. I get it. And. And you could be sitting here listening to this show going, well, yeah, then just move over there then, you know, you get that. I ain't saying I want to move there. I'm just saying I saw the potential.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pete Corrielli
And we have some growing to do in not only resurrecting the country structurally, we also have some work to do resurrecting ourselves as people to a higher standard. That's what I've noticed.
Sebastian Maniscalco
That I couldn't agree more. We got to class it up.
Pete Corrielli
Class it up. Okay.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Yeah.
Pete Corrielli
All right, listen, that's it for this show. Next show, we'll maybe get into some of the inner workings of what happened. We'll see. We'll see, we'll see. Until then, Pete Sebastian show. We will see you next week.
Sebastian Maniscalco
The show has ended. Holy. I'd be trying to call people. You never guess where I am right now. Do you hear the water running? I'm in a shop, videotaping. I might even masturbate.
Date: October 28, 2025
Hosts: Pete Correale and Sebastian Maniscalco
In this episode, Pete and Sebastian reunite post-Vegas and international travel, delivering classic observational comedy about everything from luxury airline experiences to social media behavior and modern etiquette (or lack thereof). Central themes include contrasting American travel with the opulence and order of Dubai and Emirates Airlines, the perils and pleasures of traveling with loved ones, and how “everybody’s Scorsese” now with constant filming and content creation.
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| Timestamp | Content Segment | |------------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:12 | Start of show; Sebastian asks Pete about his desk items | | 04:45 | Vegas trip and how Pete’s wife reacts to The Wynn | | 07:06 | Sebastian takes the middle seat for his wife on flight | | 15:47 | Pete describes Emirates Airlines, contrasts with U.S. | | 22:51 | Luxurious vs. horrifying bathroom experiences | | 27:10 | Dubai as a model of modern development | | 30:07 | Discussion of crime and punishment | | 35:00 | Etiquette and bad behavior on the plane | | 43:47 | “Everybody’s Scorsese” rant on influencer behavior | | 53:00 | U.S. vs. Dubai: standards and obesity |
The episode is a masterclass in comedic storytelling and commentary about modern life, travel, and societal differences. Pete and Sebastian’s blend of observational humor, personal anecdotes, and exasperated rants is as sharp as ever, offering both laughs and food for thought. The show’s title, “EVERYBODY'S SCORCESE,” encapsulates their bemusement at a world obsessed with documenting and broadcasting every mundane detail.
Stay tuned for the next episode, where the duo promises to delve deeper into Sebastian’s Saudi Arabia exploits!