Podcast
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Hosted by David M. Hernandez · EN
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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Soccer is Caillou
3d ago01:31:22Tap to summarizeYour favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms of spaghetti and conga line warm-ups.
Transcribe →What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
1w ago01:24:58Tap to summarizeMex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.
Transcribe →You're Gonna Get Chingasos
2w ago01:31:34Tap to summarizeMex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later to get tested for possible brain damage.
Transcribe →I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
3w ago01:22:59Tap to summarizeThe Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.
Transcribe →Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
May 2501:29:54Tap to summarizeMex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.
Transcribe →A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
May 1801:21:58Tap to summarizeThe Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.
Transcribe →That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
May 1101:25:06Tap to summarizeThe Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.
Transcribe →That's a Crisis Goat
May 401:23:13Tap to summarizeMex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness.
Transcribe →That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
Apr 2701:22:56Tap to summarizeThe Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.
Transcribe →Editing Out All The Mucus
Apr 2001:19:24Tap to summarizeCool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David finishes off his can of wee soda and gets all intelligible.
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