Podcast
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Hosted by David M. Hernandez · EN
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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The Wedding Episode
1w ago02:05:44Tap to summarizeYour Huckleberry walks his beloved daughter down the aisle. Festivities ensued and nobody got beat up. Good deal for erbody.
Transcribe →I Love Italian Jowl Bacon
2w ago01:25:36Tap to summarizeMex's tuxedo arrives in a cardboard briefcase. The jacket arrives with a Talking Heads vibe. Your Huckleberry misses The World Cup but admits he'd rather befoul famous photographs with a chubby, wannabe king. A week before the big wedding and The Artist is getting all sentimental.
Transcribe →I Definitely Saw a Plume
3w ago01:30:00Tap to summarizeYour Huckleberry gets some new shoes. The Artist ventures out into an air quality holocaust but remains a Jaunty Leo. Mex decides the best place for golf knowledge is The Mirkwood Forest.
Transcribe →I'm Gonna Burp Up a Brazilian Cow
4w ago01:22:40Tap to summarizeMex tries Brazilian meat stabbing, and enjoys it. The Artist can't decide if it is wedding stress or a parasite tearing his insides out. Your Huckleberry almost dies doing what he loves: spinning in Thailand.
Transcribe →You Can't Tape a Guy to a Scooter
Jul 601:29:21Tap to summarizeThe Huckleberry is super into The World Cup. Mex goes through his list of things to improve the game, including hazardous surfaces. More nonsense to deal with with The Artist's daughter's wedding. We learn about Mex's buddy Butchy and the glory of private jet crashes.
Transcribe →Haggis, Stomach Linings and Dates
Jun 2901:14:12Tap to summarizeThe Artist's references are as hip as Red Buttons. Mex embraces The World Cup but thinks Mbappé needs a better album. Your Huckleberry may be wanted for murder in dreamland.
Transcribe →Soccer is Caillou
Jun 2201:31:22Tap to summarizeYour favorite neighborhood renaissance man decides that he is now a master chef. The Artist then meets a guy named Vincenzo who knows a crap-ton about tomatoes. Your Huckleberry is now fully immersed in the World Cup. This includes criticisms of spaghetti and conga line warm-ups.
Transcribe →What Do The Avengers Got To Do With Soccer, Nimrod?
Jun 1501:24:58Tap to summarizeMex loves when a girl shuts up Rush fans. We get to the bottom of the missing golf ball. Walter Cronkite cries like a baby, as The Artist returns to air disasters and thinks World Cup soccer players all make the Lee Harvey Oswald shot face.
Transcribe →You're Gonna Get Chingasos
Jun 801:31:34Tap to summarizeMex survives his daughter's bridal shower. The Artist gets rid of the grand wizard out front. The Huckleberry is slowly descending into madness as the wedding draws near. Mario and Luigi cheer him up on the golf course, but convince him later to get tested for possible brain damage.
Transcribe →I Ain't Gettin' Soapy With Nobody
Jun 101:22:59Tap to summarizeThe Artist has had a very stressful week. He had to deal with: The Wrecking Crew, The Monkees, Keanu's bass playing, The White House, bridal showers and family boxing night.
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