Podcast
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Hosted by David M. Hernandez · EN
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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Tell Us More, Wise, Swarthy One
1w ago01:29:54Tap to summarizeMex sees a doctor festival. The Artist thinks Prince may be talented- not sure. Your Huckleberry then tries to break The Zodiac Killer's code and ciphers by pretending he doesn't care.
Transcribe →A Lot of Aardvarks Own Yachts
2w ago01:21:58Tap to summarizeThe Artist now knows a real-life doctor. Mex reminisces about his old, boring dinosaur books, plays with his Fonzie doll and learns that personality, not accomplishments make for a primo serial killer.
Transcribe →That Dinosaur's Name was Kyle
3w ago01:25:06Tap to summarizeThe Artist pays his respects to a fellow dandy. We hear the hit song "Funeral Girl". David has met new glorious birds. Mex was scared by a dinosaur AND Morgan Freeman. "The A**hole of 9/11" will be Your Huckleberry's new documentary project.
Transcribe →That's a Crisis Goat
May 401:23:13Tap to summarizeMex realizes the Secret Service learned their trade from The Holy Grail castle guards. The Orange Dope ruins The Artist's love of assassination yarns. Your Huckleberry remembers a hero and also honors his Uncle who inspired The Kid's dandyness.
Transcribe →That Ain't Nuthin' But a Skunk Ape
Apr 2701:22:56Tap to summarizeThe Artist regrets his weed usage. Your Huckleberry tries watching TV only to find out that 2 crappy presidents are enough and time portals suck. Mex inquires about Bigfeets and their many incarnations.
Transcribe →Editing Out All The Mucus
Apr 2001:19:24Tap to summarizeCool Daddy Warbles™ makes a rare appearance as Mex's voice drops into Balrog-range. Shane and Wilson have it out as The Huckleberry returns from Alabama. The Artist questions his placement on the spectrum. During this personal reflection, David finishes off his can of wee soda and gets all intelligible.
Transcribe →Writhing Ann-Margret with the Kung Fu Grip
Apr 1301:21:28Tap to summarizeMex claims Gene Hackman is the Dark Horse. The Artist takes advice from a pirate and remembers getting into some pinball adventures with Tommy. The Kid thinks Marilyn Monroe can heal you. Your Huckleberry reminisces about Tommy's mom's under thigh.
Transcribe →Look at the Rack on Popeye Doyle
Apr 601:19:46Tap to summarizeThe Artist needs THC for the TSA. We hear a tale about squirrels in the hood. Mex goes on Snaggle's roof for a jam session and Your Huckleberry thinks a guy should be able to proudly wear balloon t*ts.
Transcribe →Everybody Needs Pants
Mar 3001:32:27Tap to summarizeYour Huckleberry returns from Arizona with tales of man-boobs, cheeseburgers and solitude. The Artist forgets how baseball works. The Boy shows up with a kick ass girlfriend.
Transcribe →I Wore Out My "Run" Button
Mar 2301:21:58Tap to summarizeThe Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your own guys in a war is not recommended.
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