Podcast
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Hosted by David M. Hernandez · EN
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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I Wore Out My "Run" Button
Mar 2301:21:58Tap to summarizeThe Artist looks forward to The Arizona Summit. Mex realizes his main contribution to the game of golf is the tater-tot. A tribute to the band Redbone is performed to welcome back Billy Stinkfeather™. Your Huckleberry realizes that killing your own guys in a war is not recommended.
Transcribe →Steep My Soda, Leprosy Guy
Mar 1601:32:06Tap to summarizeMex gets a new jazzy toy for his birthday. The Huckleberry suffers an embarrassing golf injury. The Artist then must come to grips with the fact that Bill Pullman, although a good President, doesn't hand out space helmets to his minions.
Transcribe →You Can't See Our Rocket Show, Mex
Mar 901:21:14Tap to summarizeMex goes to a golf show like Marvin Nash. The Artist then remembers why he doesn't watch UFC fights. Your Huckleberry thinks the current political climate is very Roman in its methodology.
Transcribe →You're Harshing My Buzz, Vietnam!
Mar 201:21:15Tap to summarizeMex deals karma to the Douchebag Golf Pro. The Artist loves when a Dracula joins Paul Revere & The Raiders. Your Huckleberry realizes the whole world's watching, but it's cool cus Jennifer Love Hewitt is watching too.
Transcribe →Good Chuy Hunting
Feb 2301:22:36Tap to summarizeMex gets into it with the medical profession. The Artist decides to flex his indigenous status. Your Huckleberry dissects the awful world of the racial slur, all while waiting for Sapphire to return from lunch.
Transcribe →You Can't Lip Sync Shakers
Feb 1601:21:40Tap to summarizeThe Mexican praises the bunny-guy. The Artist has a special place in his heart for a speech impediment featured in a love song from the 70's. Your Huckleberry encounters a robot, but ends up becoming friends with it. Mex is falsely accused of steamy graffiti.
Transcribe →The Extra Bonus of Scrambleness
Feb 901:26:19Tap to summarizeThe Artist decrees no more airports for him. Mex may have stabbed The Missus with a fork in Puerto Rico. Your Huckleberry visits a rainforest, a tall tower and a missing presidential statue.
Transcribe →Furnaces and Sump Pumps and Fridges and Mice
Feb 201:17:03Tap to summarizeThe Huckleberry is forced below ground to do his show. Mex shares his love of emergency room waiting areas. The Douchebag Golf Pro is back and crapping on the youth. The Artist must then channel his best Steve Hanson.
Transcribe →Consenting Teenager Diddles
Jan 2601:22:55Tap to summarizeMex refuses to participate in group football viewing. The Artist creates two new golf phenomenons: Saplings and Horse Golf. Your Huckleberry busts out some Tiffany and wonders if some border patrol dudes were on Red & Stimpy.
Transcribe →On An 'L' Train with Ed O'Bradovich
Jan 1901:31:19Tap to summarizeThe Huckleberry has an unpleasant interaction with a douchebag golf pro. Your Boi roots for his team, but in a sedated condition. Mex finishes Stranger Things and gots some questions. The Artist then declares former Bears' quarterback Steve Fuller a dancing machine.
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