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Adam Rippon
Foreign and welcome back to Intrusive Thoughts by Adam Rippon. And you guessed it, I'm Adam Rippon. I hope you guys are all doing fantastic, doing well. I'm doing great. I really, I really, really am. And so I want to start the show today. So recently there's this, like, news of Stephen Colbert's late show that it's, they're not renewing it and it's going to be over. And it makes me really sad because I love Stephen Colbert. I've always loved Stephen Colbert. I've always been a really big fan of his. And in my, like, post Olympic, like, media tour, his show was one of my favorite stops that I ever made. And I just have to say that, like, one, I think he's so funny and two, he was so nice to me. And not only nice to me, he made sure that he met like my brother that was with me and my, one of my best friends who was with me. And he's just like a really great guy. And like the whole situation of everything about it, it just feels so weird. I feel so awful. And there's been this, like, rallying of other late night hosts who have obviously shown their support for Stephen Colbert, which I think is fantastic. I think it's great. And I think that he's really well respected, like in that community. I mean, he's like I said, he's one of the smartest, he's one of the funniest. And that being said, one of the guys who's obviously, you know, speaking up and, you know, standing up for Stephen is Jimmy Fallon. And I think it's great that Jimmy Fallon is, you know, saying something and supporting Stephen. But I'm not going to go into it, but I am just going to say, and my dog is shaking because he knows what I'm about to say. I am going to say that I will literally never Forget before the 2016 election when Jimmy Fallon had Donald Trump on his show and he like tussled his hair and they joked around and I'm just gonna say, I'm not gonna forget that. And so when I see him, like making jokes and whatever and you know, doing his Donald Trump impression, I'm like, dude, you were playing with his hair a few years ago. And so that's all I really need to say about that. But I just, I. It's been like this weird taste in my mouth where it's like, I love to see the rallying and obviously all of the support that Stephen Colbert is getting. But when I see Jimmy Fallon And I don't know Jimmy Fallon. I've never met him, but I. It just. I always think you really went out of your way to make sure Donald Trump was on your show before the fucking presidential election. And you played with his hair while he was literally talking shit about everybody. Whatever. Onto lighter topics. Yeah, we touch on the heavy ones. We also touch on the lighter ones. One of the stories I want to tell today, kind of unprompted, is impromptu, is I. I mentioned that my husband's away, which is why I have free reign of the house. I'm in my dining room. Beautiful. I'm in my dining room because it's just me home alone. Macaulay Culkin, that's me. Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm home alone. And I've mentioned that, like, when I am home alone, I'm trying to do all of these, like, little tasks around the house that would truly drive my husband to the divorce attorney immediately. The ink would be wet on the paper. He'd be handing it over to me if he saw the way that I am. Like, deep cleaning everything one. I think it's necessary. Sorry. It's a necessary evil. Because it is evil to deep clean your house. It's an evil experience to do that. And when I say deep clean, I mean I'm pulling everything out of every drawer, every shelf. I'm wiping it down sometimes with fucking rubbing alcohol. I want it to smell like a hospital in here before the patients come in. Right. I know it's sounding like I've never been to a hospital before where it's like, what do you think? The patients all come out and then they come back in? No, they're always there. Okay, hospital, bad example. I want it to smell like a sterile waiting room at a pediatrician's office. How about that? You know, before they open. Haven't been to a pediatrician in about, I'll say it, 30 years. So I don't even know why I'm making that. I just want it to smell clean. Okay, I'll move on. I'll move on. The reason I am saying this is because it leads me to. There's been a lot of, like, little loose ends around the house that I'm trying to tie up. That, like, it. It. You know, you gotta get messy to get clean for some of these things. For instance, something small, something little is like, we've one thing. Jp, he's like a. He's a designer. So he loves to, like, decorate our home. And when I say that, I mean he loves to, like, Move things all the time. So, like, sometimes a painting will be up and then I'll go upstairs for about 55 seconds, I'll come downstairs, and all of the art will be, like, in different places. And because of this, you know, there's like, little nail holes that we haven't, like, patched up and, like, painted over, right? And they're, like, so minimal that you can't see them. So, like, it doesn't bother us that they're there. But, like, those are some of the little loose ends. And I'm going around the house and I'm like, spackling the holes shut. I don't really know the correct terminology of what I'm doing, but I'm spackling the holes shut. Let's just roll with it. And I'm spackling the whole shut. And then there's, like, little marks in the bathroom where it's like somebody hit the wall and, like, a little paint chip. So I'm. I'm preparing to, like, do all these, like, little touch ups because, like, I hate having those little loose ends. I see them all the time, and I always think, ah, I'll get to it. I never do because I know I'm gonna have to, like, get into the garage and get a ladder and then get the paint and then get the bra. Like, I'm gonna have to do a whole production where, like, I know my husband would be like, just leave it. But you know what? He's not here. And that means there are no rules and I can do whatever I want. And that is gonna be one of the things I do. That's not what I'm gonna talk about. Because I'm gonna talk about something else still in the vein of, like, doing, like, little tasks and errands around the house. Now I want to paint a picture for you. I'm doing a clean in this moment. This is maybe like two years ago that I did what I'm about to tell you that I did. I did what I did, as they say in the movies. So what did I did? Well, I did this. I was cleaning the bathroom, and I love, like, a dish and like a. Like a decorative tiny bowl, right? I'm always thinking of the guests in the powder room, right? In my, like, little half bathroom downstairs, I used to have this, like, little marble dish. Because I thought, wouldn't it be so darling if there was a little dish that someone could put their rings or, you know, a watch or something if they wanted to, like, wash their hands and not have to, like, Keep their rings on. So I had this, like, little marble dish that I got from Target. Target has some good marble stuff. It's heavy, and that's going to come into play pretty quickly. So I decided that I was going to clean the bathroom. So I'm, like, cleaning the bathroom. I'm cleaning the sink. I'm wiping off this little, like, marble dish from Target, and it slips out of my hands, and I drop it into the sink. No big deal, right? I drop it into the sink. What. What could happen? Well, I'll tell you. I cracked the sink, okay? I have, like, these, you know, porcelain sinks. Like, they're not, you know, like, the same material as a toilet. Okay. And so this cracked. This heavy marble from Target. Italian slab. I'm sure it's not Italian slab. Maybe. I don't know. I'll have to ask the manager at Target. I don't know. I'm not gonna ask. Let's just. It's marble from Target. We don't need to elaborate on it. So I drop it. I crack the sink, and I'm like, well, okay, so that's. That's not good. And I'm thinking, you know, I'll figure out, like, what can I do? Like, there's got to be some sort of solution. I can't be the only person that's ever, like, cracked a sink. And the thing about these sinks is, like, you'd think it would be, like, an easy fix, and, you know, it's not cheap. But I'm like, how much is the sink? It's like $150 or something. I'm like, I'll just replace the sink. Like, what fucking ever. It's better than looking at the stupid crack. Now, the thing about these sinks is that they're, like, installed underneath, so they're like, you know, it's like the countertop, and then there's, like, a hole cut out, but the sink is, like, installed underneath and, like, underneath the sink. Now, the problem is. And I've had, like, a few different, like, contractors come to the house. Well, one, I was like, I'll just do it myself. And then I went. I just. I didn't want to deal with the headache of most likely being under the sink and having it hit me in the head. So I didn't want to deal with the literal head ache that I would most likely endure from trying to fix it myself. And I don't know what the hell I'm doing, So I thought I'd leave it to a professional. So every contractor that Came in was like, okay. Unfortunately, nobody can guarantee that, like the countertop won't crack. So the best way to go about this is like you have to rip out the whole vanity. Okay, well, I'll just wait on it. So I've just been like, okay, I'll wait on it. Now, not like one or two weeks later, I'm cleaning the bathroom upstairs, like in our bedroom. And I used to think, this is so cute, right? Like such. I had such a cute idea. And I took like a whiskey decanter, a crystal whiskey decanter. Now I got this one at let's say it together, TJ Maxx. Sometimes you can get nice crystal at TJ Maxx. Or maybe it was home goods. It doesn't matter. It's literally the same scheme, different name. It was home goods, actually. So I got this beautiful crystal whiskey decanter and I put my mouthwash in it and I put that like on the counter in my bathroom. I gotta tell you, it was quite genius. It looked gorgeous. And so I used to have the mouthwash in this like whiskey decanter on bathroom counter. Really riveting episode so far, by the way. I think we could nominate this one for a Peabody. I'll continue. And so I'm cleaning the decanter and I take like the, the glass topper and I'm like wiping it off and I. What butterfingers. Drop it into my sink. So we have like double sinks upstairs. Drop it into my sink. And what happens? I crack that sink too. Yeah, so I have two cracked sinks. And so I didn't even like look into, you know, getting this one fixed. I didn't even look into it because I'm like, okay, you're going to have to rip out the whole vanity. Like now I'm looking at like some thousand, multiple thousand dollar project because of a stupid fucking crystal decanter from HomeGoods and a marble dish from Target. So the sink upstairs. And believe me, there's absolutely going to be no payoff to this story. It's just kind of me ranting and whatever. Go, go with me. Okay, so I. The thing about the sink upstairs, I crack it. It's superficial, nothing's leaking. But the crack in the powder room down here, that cracked through. So if you like splash, a lot of it does. It's not easy to do it. And it's. The crack is like high up, not near the drain, luckily, thank God. And so if you splash a lot of water on it, it'll like seep through. Like the crack. It Will it will drip? I mean, if you're getting water all the way up to, like, it's basically like, you know, it's like a rounded edge, right? So if you're getting water up there, like, you're basically making a bird bath. So nobody should be getting water up there. But still it's cracked. Okay? I say to myself, there's got to be a solution. I can't be the only person that's ever cracked a porcelain sink and doesn't want to replace it. There has to be some sort of, like, easy fix or solution to this. And so I do a little bit of digging and I do find a solution. Okay. And the solution is that you can get this, like, epoxy fiberglass sort of like resin paint, and it dries, like, white, and it supposedly look. Looks like porcelain. And I am like, you know what? Worst case scenario, like, it doesn't go well. And, you know, I'm going to have to deal with the crack sink eventually at one point or another. But let me try this, like, fiberglass epoxy situation. Let me just see how, like goes. And so I lightly kind of glaze through the directions. I don't read them very thoroughly. I'll be honest about that. And I kind of see, like, there's a few, like, a hazy black and white photos in the instructions of, like, how to use this. Like, please read. I'm like, I know how to read. I just don't want to in this moment. I want to get to it. I want to work. I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty and figure this out, you know, tactically, manually. And so I decide I'm just gonna. I'll figure it out as I go. And I'm gonna read the directions as we do that, because I'm sort of a learn as you go kind of guy. So I put a little glob of this paint fiberglass situation into the crack, and I'm supposed to, like, smooth it out or something or whatever. Whatever happened, I didn' it clearly, and I let it dry too quickly or something. Whatever. Now what does that mean? It basically means that I fixed the crack, but now I had this, like, lumpy white situation, like, in the sink. And it just. It didn't look good, you know, it looked like I had, like, a dry glob of paint in the sink. This is not a big deal, right? Like, it's not that big of a deal. And so I like to do, like, paintings, and I like to paint and draw whatever. I'm not particularly like, very good. But I like to do it. And so I thought, you know, I have an artistic mind. Why don't I put that to use? And so I had this vision, and I want you to just kind of close your eyes and see it with me. And the vision was that I was going to use this fiberglass paint throughout the entire sink. And I've seen, like, artists do this, like, on Instagram, where they take, like, a very thick medium of paint or whatever, and they, like, put it on a canvas, and then, like, you know, it's very textured. And so in my mind, I thought, I'll take this fiberglass paint, and what I'll do is I'll make, like, flower petals, right? I've never done this before. Never been trained to do this. I've never really even kind of seen it. But it's like this vision I've had in my mind, and I'm like, it's gonna be really beautiful. And I bet. And I'm. I'm really, like, hyping myself up. And I'm saying, like, I really think that maybe this will come out so well that I'll do all the sinks in this, like, beautiful, like, petaled flower. I'm thinking it's going to look like pottery. Like, go from the kiln. Like, it's going to be gorgeous. A glazed kiln, terracotta pot. Like, it's just going to look so beautiful. And so I go, you know what? What the hell? Let's just, like, get to it. And so now I'm really not reading the directions at all, because the directions don't say to make a beautiful flowered pattern with this epoxy. Like, it's to, like, very slyly fix a crack, right? Not to, like, make a patterned, you know, work of art mosaic. And so I get started, and it's starting to get, like, a little messy. But, like, I think I can keep it together. And then I'm doing it more and more, and it's really, really, really, really begging you to believe me. Not shaping up at all. It's looking pretty bad. And so I'm thinking, all right, you know what? Why don't I just try to clean this up So I get some paper towels. Truly one of the greatest inventions. I get the paper towels, and I go, all right, I'll just gonna start to, like, wipe this up. Not so fast. Because even though I had waited maybe about two seconds, it was starting to dry. And so at this point, I'm wiping up the paper towel, epoxy Fiberglass disaster. And it's sticking to it and it's drying. And I do this for about 30 minutes before I. I say to myself, I think I'm gonna have to call it. I think I'm gonna have to tap out of this one. And so for about a year plus. And I in that hardened. Okay, so that horrible situation that I just said of. It started out as a flower pattern, and then just imagine it turned into, like, whatever it would look like if you ran a paper towel through a bunch of, like, toothpaste and then left it for about a year. So my beautiful, very standard to the home white porcelain sink for the past year and a half has looked like it's been covered in dried Colgate toothpaste, crusted over with, like, little pieces of paper towel peeking out of it. Like, it is so awful. It is. So it's bad. It's just. It's bad. That being said, it's hot. It's hard as hell, right? Like, it's not leaking anymore. So it's completely functional. But it's so ugly, and it's so. It's embarrassing because it just looks like I don't clean the house. Like, it looks like I brushed my teeth in there, like, five times a day, just like. Like, spit in the sink and move on for the past year. And so that's one of the projects that I'm working on right now because there's been, like, little, like, weak points in the fiberglass that I can, like, pick off. I can pick it off. It's pretty good. So I can pick it off and. But I finally, like, bit the bullet, and I'm like, how do you strip this? And so, you know, I've seen how people strip furniture, like antiques, of, like, varnish, and I'm like, it's the same thing. So I thought, yeah, I'll try it. Why not? Again, not reading any directions, just kind of going with it. You learn by failing and succeeding, too. You learn by both. But, you know, I'm talking more about the. The failing, how I grew. So I've been using that, like, citrus stripper. I'm sure you've seen it, like, if you've ever done sort of, like, home project of, like, taking a paint or a varnish off of something, or if you've seen something, like, on Instagram or TikTok or something, because I have, and it's kind of working. But I'll tell you, this thing is thick, so it's like you're supposed to let it sit for, like, 24 hours. And I've done so far two full 24 hour cycles. And now I'm doing a 48 hour one. And it's coming up, but there's like bits and pieces of it that are like quite stuck. But my husband has no idea that I'm gonna strip this, so we'll see how it's gonna look. But it already does, like, look better because the last time that, like, before I put the stripper. Do you call it the stripping agent? Whatever. Before I put it on, I like cleaned it all up to just like get a good, like the bird's eye view of like, what does it look like now? And it just looks like you've been spitting in the sink with like some toothpaste for about a month. Right. Which is still absolutely vile. But it's not like a year. Like, it's the communal sink that have all the neighbors come over and I'm like, well, just spit your toothpaste in this one. So it's getting better. We're on track to really make this house. As I said, rubbing it all with alcohol, make this house a hospital is what I'm on track to be doing. And if you are still listening to the podcast, God bless you. Give us five stars for that specific story because it's, it's important to me. Now, I was gonna move on to the voicemails, but there's one more thing I have to get off my chest. Please don't turn this off yet. Give us five stars. It really helps people find the podcast. Yeah. Now the story I want to tell is I mentioned this and I kind of, I know that I like went, I went a little bit too deep on it the last time, but I was, I mentioned that I'm opening a medical spa, or I've been wanting to open one and I have a friend that's a nurse and we're going to do it together. And finding a location has been like, quite the journey. It's been very hard. And, you know, you don't think it's going to be hard. You know, I've talked about this before. You don't think it's going to be hard because you'll drive down the street of like, whatever, and you see tons of like for lease and like, whatever. But then when you start to actually look for something like a commercial space, which I've never done before, so it's like a complete baptism by fire. It's like trying to use epoxy fiberglass resin in your sink for the first time. You learn as you go. And I've been learning as I go. And so it's been really challenging to, like, find a spot. But yesterday I think I found something. And I'll tell you this. If you're gonna open a medical spa, which I am, one of the things you need is, like, you need to have treatment rooms, and you need to have, like, plumbing in each of the rooms. You, like, need a sink. A sink for your. For your nurses and all of medical personnel to be able to, like, wash their hands and keep a cleanly. Cleanly space. And you also need to make sure that, like, all of these rooms have, like, H Vac, like the, like, air conditioning and everything. Like, that's at a certain quality and level and, like, circulating throughout the whole space. Because, like, you'll, you know, look at a space and you'll be like, it's perfect. I'll just put up a few walls. Well, then you don't think, like, oh, I'm gonna have to spend 20 fucking thousand dollars to H vac this. I don't. What? What? No, no, sorry, I can't take over the old Coffee Bean. Then I'm gonna tap out. Gotta know when to tap out. And so, you know, when I was looking for spaces in the beginning, I was like, oh, we'll just, like, build and do this. And it's like, you know, you're not. And you gotta. You got to. Especially because it's a. Gonna be a new business. We never started it before, obviously, because I've been too busy using fiberglass in my sink and having the neighborhood spit in my fucking sink with their toothpaste mouth. So I've been trying to find a space that's, like, I have to do minimal to, like, no renovations. And yesterday I found one that it's like, it looks so. It's very. It's like in a building from the 70s. It looks very, like, cute and charming and, like, I love it. And everything inside is, like, basically brand new. And when I was talking to the agent, he. So when we got there, like, I got there two minutes after my. My friend who I'm opening the business with, she got there before me. And then I got there, you know, like, two minutes later. I was on time. By the way, before you go, oh, he's late, of course. No, I was on time. They. They were early. And so she told me that he was telling the story of. Because I walked in was like, it's really interesting because, like, the floor is. Okay, I'll say this. The floor is they did not have like, great. Okay. The floor is like gray wood tile. Really don't love that. But it's brand new, so you kind of can't knock it, right? You just gotta bite the bullet on that one. It's a brand new tile floor, so it's very, like, it's very easy to keep clean. And it's, it's, it's a nice floor. It's just like, really ugly. I'm prom. I'm gonna move on. I know this isn't interesting to anybody. I know, I know, I know. But I'm gonna tell an interesting part, so it's like worth it for you to know. And then the sinks are like, they're brand new, like vanities in the, in the room. And the, and the bathroom is like brand new. Again, totally ugly. Like baby blue half. Like truly no taste. And this would mean that I have to make literally no major renovations because another thing you don't think of is like, okay, yeah, I got to do the plumbing and the H vac and all of this stuff. You not only have to do that, you have to apply for permits and you have to wait for the permits and then you have to get the contractor and I get the contractor approved by the, like, it's a never ending list of things. So it's in my best interest that I find something that I don't need to do any permitting. Renault on okay, stay with me, stay with me, stay with me. Please, please, please. So I, I did find it interesting that everything was like redone. The plumbing was just all done, the flooring was brand new. Even like the, you know, the tenant was out, so it was like an empty space. Even the wal, completely perfect white. Not a scuff on them. Like nothing. And so what I found out was. And now, now it'll all come together about 30 minutes into the podcast. Finally something interesting. This is for the, for the lifers of the podcast of going, yeah, I knew I should stick around. So why was everything done? Well, I'll tell you that in this specific space, there was a business that came in and said that we want to be a massage studio. And the. It's a. They were like, great, cool. So they built out the entire space. And then what did the owner of the building find out? I'll tell you, they found out that the massage business was a front for. And I was told this in quotes, illegal business. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. And I actually could literally give a shit what it means because what it does mean is that somebody else paid for my plumbing. So whatever that means. So they got kicked out. So they never even moved in to the unit, but they did all of the improvements, and they got kicked out for lying about creating a fake massage business. But to keep up the charade, they did all of the improvements. And I know that the improvements are, like, done because the building owner, like, makes sure that they use their own contractor. Like, that they use the contractor approved by the building. So, like, these were done. Not like they're like, yeah, we put a sink, and it's like, you touch it and it. Like, it's all cardboard. It's, like, truly done. And it was because they were trying to do a different business. I'm dying, believe me, to know what this business was. What were they doing in there? A front. For what? Tell me. Riddle me that. I'm so interested. I'm going to do. I'll let you know if I find out what the front business was, because I will say it's, like, a lot of effort, like, to do the plumbing. Like, just think about it, right? Plumbing isn't just, like, pipes. It's like they have to break the floor and do all of the floor. Like, the plumbing through the foot. This is like, I'm talking 30, 20,000. I don't. I've actually. No idea. Let's just say $30,000 and permits and stuff like that. Like, all of this stuff. So it's not cheap to do what they did for their illegal thing. So whatever it is. Here's the thing. It's bad to do things that are illegal. It's good to do them if you get kicked out, and then I can benefit from your misdoings. That's pretty good. And here's the thing. You might go, that's not nice. Well, if I'm not gonna benefit from it, someone else will. Okay, that's. That actually coming out of my mouth. Sounds horrible. Basically, I don't know what it is. I don't know what they did. I'll move on. I'm getting hot. I'm sweating because it does now feel like I'm part of the crime, even though I have no idea what it is. And it's like a. It's a nice old building. Oh, my God. I'm getting nervous now. Okay, I'm gonna put my glasses on for a second. Whew. I'm getting hot. I'm not doing anything wrong. Someone else did something wrong, and they paid the price, and now I'm gonna pay the rent. That's how that will work. You know, just a. It's the life of living in a city. It's all good. It's all good. When I said it out loud, hit my head a little bit different. It's all good. I'm getting hot. Let's move on to a voicemail. Okay. Our first voicemail. Thanks for sticking around. I love you guys so much. Really, I do. And that's why this is called Intrusive Thoughts, because I let them just roll. Let the good times roll at the intrusive thoughts. Please leave your message after the tone.
Caller
Hi, Adam. Since you're asking for callers to call in again, here I am. I have one more question for you. Actually more of a comment. So one of the qualities that you have that keep people coming back to your podcast is just your amazing sense of humor and the way that you can just describe these situations that happen to you in such a funny way. And you've had a few bizarre things happen to you, just between the coyote incident and the phone falling into the plane, just to name a couple. One of the funniest things I've ever read in print is when you describe at the end of your autobiography how you forgot to take your name off the list of competitive athletes for drug testing. And if you could tell that story to the listeners in your own words, I think it would be a gift into the podcast world. Thank you. Have a great day.
Adam Rippon
To just start off, I want to say I'm honored, and I do love to just give a little extra flair to what might be a mundane story. Nothing's mundane in this life, believe me. When you're making sync art and you're finding spaces that maybe Mafioso used to try to put up a front of a massage business, right now that I'm thinking maybe it was like a. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'll find out. Maybe it's like, maybe I'm reading into it too much. Maybe it's just like, they didn't. Maybe they had to go, I don't know. I don't know. Okay. To the voicemail now. Now we're gonna have to turn the page a little bit. So let's talk about drugs. And that's how I'm gonna lead into being a part of the United States Anti Doping Agency. So if you are an elite athlete with Olympic potential or with some sort of world standing in any sport, that's like, in The Olympics, you as an athlete will be put onto the US Anti doping, like, athlete list. Okay. And what that means is that you are in like a testing pool and your, your name is like added to this list of people who can be tested at random anytime throughout the year. And so when you're a competitive athlete who's trying to qualify for the Olympics or who's like, internationally recognized, there's like some sort of like, status internationally that when you break through, you become part of this like, testing pool. And so what that means is this, you're going to submit your whereabouts every three months. And so what that means is I'm going to submit a calendar and I'm going to tell the US Anti Doping Agency where I'm going to be. My calendar specifically when I'll be home, when I'll be at the rink, when I'll be at the gym. And I need to give this like, detailed, like hour by hour account of where I'll be throughout the day for three months at a time. And if I stray from that schedule at all, I need to send an email and update my whereabouts that I will not be at this location tomorrow. I will be here instead and give the address. And so, like, anytime I'd go on a trip, I would send follow up emails as well. It'd be like, okay, let's say I'm going to St. Paul, Minnesota and I'm going to be staying at a hotel. So as soon as I know the dates of those trip, of those trip, as soon as I know the dates of the trip, I send that I'll be in Minnesota. I say the name of the hotel and I say like all of those dates. And then when I get to the hotel and I check in, I send another email and I write that I'm at this hotel and this is the room number. So it gets that specific. And so you just do this because part of like the, the rules of being like an athlete is that you need to be available 24 hours a day to take a drug test at random. And it's not unusual that you'll get tested maybe once a quarter, right? So you could be tested four times a year at most. It's not, sometimes you'll get tested once a year or twice a year or three times a year. But there are times where it's like you, you just seem to be tested like once every quarter. It's completely, like, it's completely random. And so that's how that works. And if you fail to like update your whereabouts properly and you are getting tested, and you're like, I never updated my whereabouts. Like, I'm not gonna be there. So they. So the. So if you're getting randomly tested, somebody from the agency will call you and be like, we're going to be here. And so if you're not exactly where you are, you have 60 minutes to, like, meet them at your location to, like, figure out your shit. Like, you have. And you got to be there before 60 minutes. It's pretty strict because sometimes, like, you know, things ha. You go to the grocery store, like, whatever. It's like, you don't need to be like, I'm going to the mall right now for five minutes. It's just. You need big chunks of time, but you need to stay in proximity to, like, where you said you were going to be. Because if somebody. If some doping agent calls you, it's like, okay, great. I have 30 to 60 minutes to get there. And, like, we can do this. And so that's what it means to be, like, in the. In. In the doping pool. And if you. Let's say, like, I went. Let's say I did that Minnesota trip and I never updated my whereabouts. And I get a call and they're like, where are you? And I say, I'm in Minnesota. I can't do the test. And they go, okay, that's one missed test. And then by the time you get three missed tests, it's considered a doping failure, and so that's considered, like, a failed test. Three missed tests is like, you get suspended and it's happened multiple times. Not to me. Believe I've never had a misstest. No. I'd rather crack another sink and try to fix it with fiberglass paint than have a missed test on my record. So now that you know how, like, that works, now I'll tell you, like, a little bit more. So when you are tested, they present you with. Basically, they come with, like. Like, they're like, little brown boxes that are, like, about. Like this. About. About the size of my head, right? Like a Game Boy controller. If you put, like, a Game Boy control, I don't know why I'm like, my head is the side. Like, I'm bragging about, like, the petite size of my head being the size of a Game Boy controller. It's just like. It's a small box that two bottles go into. Okay. And so what the doping agent will do is he'll pull out, like, five of these boxes, and they all have, like, random numbers on them, and you. He goes, pick one and so, you know, he. Because I'm a boy, and there's always going to be a male with the male athletes and a female with the female athletes. And I'll get to why that happens in a second. So they put maybe five boxes in front of you, and they say you pick one of the boxes. So you pick. They're all the same, right? But it's to show that, like, you had a choice of which one you were choosing. So you choose a box and you open the box up. Inside the box is a styrofoam box. So you take the styrofoam out and you open that. I'm like, have not thought about this in such a long time. You open the styrofoam box, and then in that are, like, two bottles, and one says A and one says B. And there's a lot on the A bottle. There's a line, like. And they're both the size of like. Like a garlic powder, like, little spice container. And so you have these two bottles, and they're identical except for A and B, and one is red, one is blue. And on the. On the A sample, it's like a line that's, like, more than halfway up. And then on the B sample, there's a line that's less than halfway. And so you take these two bottles out, and they ask you to check the numbers. So you make sure that the number on the A bottle, the bee bottle, and the box are all the same. All three numbers are the same. You say. Okay, yes. So then what you need to do is you need to pee into these bottles, and you need to pee, like, more into the A. That's the main one. And then you need to, like, there's less P that you need in the. In the B, because that's, like, if there's something wrong with the A sample or if they need to retest or something, like, they can always go to the B. And so when you do that, it's not as simple as, like, just going to the bathroom and be like, I'll be right back. No, no, no, no, no. Right, That's. That's not. That's not how it goes. There's a little rhyme I'm going to teach you, and hopefully it gets stuck into your brain. And the rhyme is, from nipple to knee, I've got to see. And what does that mean? Well, that means that the doping agent who is with you will come with you to the bathroom, and they need to clearly see your naked body from the nipple to the Knee. So you are standing in front of a doping agent like a toddler being potty trained with your shirt all the way up to your nipples and your pants all the way down to your fucking ankles. Like, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do a pee pee. Like, that's what you look like in front of the agent. And they need to do this so that they can see that you're, like, not putting a fake sample in to your, like, A and B, like, things. Okay? So you're standing there like a toddler who's gonna pee pee on the potty for the first time. And, you know, I'm shove the shirts. Like, I'm not like, the shirt I'm like, tucking underneath my armpit. I'm not taking the shirt. I'm not gonna stand there, like, in the nude, right? So it's like you're trying to be as demure as, like, possible. So the arms are, like, holding the shirt up and the, you know, your knees are like, buckling with the pants around the knees and slipping down to the ankle. What does it matter that, like, if it drops down to the ankles? But there's just something. So, like, to keep a little bit of decency, you try to keep the pants up by the knee, right? It feels crazy to have the pants go all the way down to the floor. It feels too intimate at that point. At least from nipple to knee, it feels like, official. But, like, if you're wearing no shirt with, like, pants around the ankles, that feels like, truly like, that feels insane. Don't ever do that. I never did that, by the way. So you do this, and then you have to pee into these, like, bottles. So you first pee into the A bottle, and then hopefully you have, like, enough pee and you can, like, continue to pee. It's not like they're like, you know, 32 ounce hydro flasks. They're not. They're like, they're the size, like I said, of like a garlic powder. I don't know why I'm going with garlic powder, but you get it. You get the reference. And so you pee into this and you, like, pee. And. And another thing, let's say that, like, you just peed and then they're like, we're at the door. Well, they're gonna stay with you until you have to pee again, and you're gonna drink a ton of water. But the thing about it is, is that if your sample's too diluted, like, if it comes out too clear, sometimes that's not a good sample and they have to stay even longer and watch you pee again. That's happened to me. It's. I've spent, like, hours and hours with a doping agent. And so the way that that works is, like, there's, like, employees who work for US Anti Doping Agency, and there's, like, a full list of. And they get a list, like, the day of. I think, like, this is just from my experience of, like, what I assume is they get a list or of. Of the. Of the. The week of. Of all the athletes they need to go through, like, within a week period or something. I'm. I. Whatever. I. I know that, like, if he. If he was finished with me early enough in the day, he'd go to another athlete, but if not, like, that athlete would just get pushed onto the next day. Whatever. And so I'm saying this is that because I, at this point, like, I knew the guy that was coming to my house. He was the same agent who, like, worked for US Anti doping in, like, my part of the country, in my part of Southern California. Like, he would always come to me. His name was Emilio. And so at a few years into, like, him always being the agent that came, I ended up saving his number in my phone because it's also this random number, and I don't want to miss the random number. So I saved Emilio's number on my phone. So I knew, like, oh, Emilio's calling. I'm getting drug tested. Okay? So I danced this dance with Emilio for years, right? And we do this, well, you know, nipple to knee. I pee in front of him. He needs to see the wee willy winky out, pointing at the bottle, you know, peeing into the bottles. And so. Okay, I'll show you. That's, like, how a good drug test is going to go, right? And so that means that then I take the bottles, and there's this lid that you put on, and you. You twist it until, like, it locks. And you have to twist it until you hear, like, the click, click, click. Three clicks. And you do that on both. And then after they do that, they, like, wipe off the bottle. They put it in, like, a, like, plastic bag. They seal the bag on one bottle, they seal the bag on the. On the other. They put it back in the Styrofoam container. They tape that up, and then they put it back into the box. And then you sign a paper that, like, what time they came, how long that they were there. I've had Emilio at my house for hours. Like, we've had coffee together. We've chatted because it, sometimes he's come and I've already peed. Like, okay. And there's nothing you can do. Like, you just have to wait. And that's the name of the game. That's Amelia and Emilio. And I knew the drill at this point. All right, I'm not ready to pee or like, I just. Peter. God. It's a diluted sample. We gotta wait again. It happens. And once they, like, if they're like, let's say they come at 3 o' clock in the afternoon and you gave, you just peed and then you drink a lot of water, you give a diluted sample and you pee again, like a few hours later. Not good. They have to wait. They'll be with you for like five hours. They can't leave your site. That's the other thing. Once they're with you, you're not allowed to like, like, leave their site. They have to follow you everywhere. And so, you know, that's what that looks like. Once you do all they, you know, close the box. Bye. Thank you. And you, like, fill out a full paperwork, your name, like, your everything, like any supplements you have been on, any, like, medications you might have taken, anything, everything. You write it down on this piece of paper, you sign it, they go. And then, you know, if you've not been taking any drugs, you never hear from anybody about it again. And so the way that these tests work and I'm going to get to the story, I promise, of like, what. I'm sure I find this interesting. Maybe. Hopefully you do. Okay, Give us five stars. Right? Helps people find the podcast. I start crying now. Oh, yes. Okay. They, they do all this. And so what happens is they send these bottles to the lab, right? And they get tested and if there's an issue, then they look up the number on the bottle and then they find out who to contact, that there's been an issue with the sample. So they never know whose sample or what sample they're testing. So it's all completely, like, completely random. So these bottles go to the lab just with numbers, not with like any sort of like identification of whose sample is in that. So that's, that's how that works. Now this all seems like pretty straightforward, right? And I was always very diligent about making sure I did the whereabouts properly and did like, everything right? Because I'm a good little student, right? Like, I'm a good, I'm, I, I, as an athlete, you know, I liked to say some, like, crazy things, but I was always gonna Play by the rules. Okay? So it seems pretty straightforward. Okay? You just gotta pee in front of, you know, this guy. Whatever. Okay, Whatever. So I. When you decide that you're gonna retire from competition, one of the first steps to retiring is to have yourself removed from the US Anti doping testing pool of athletes. And when you remove yourself from this, it's. You're basically saying, like, I'm not a competitive athlete anymore. I don't need to be randomly drug tested. I don't need to be in this, like, pool. And so after the Olympics, I was not even thinking about, like, the whereabouts or, like. Or anything, but you have to submit them for the beginning of the year. So the Olympics are February. I've already submitted, like, whereabouts into, like, March. And so I am home very luckily, because I was traveling, like, a ton, and I get a call from Emilio, and I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, my God. I forgot to remove myself from the, like, doping pool. But I was luckily, you know, like, 30 minutes from home, which is where I said I was going to be in my whereabouts. And so Emilio calls, and I said, hey, emilio. Like, I'm 30 minutes. I'm, like, in the car right now. I'm gonna be there in 30 minutes. He says, great. I'm also gonna be there in, like, 15 minutes. I in. You know, he knew the gate code to get into, like, the complex. He knew everything. So I'm realizing that, like, I had just gone to the bathroom, just peed. You're learning a lot about me and my, like, lot of bathroom heavy episode. I'll say that. So I realized, like, okay, I. I should start drinking some fluids now, because I want to make sure that, like, Emilio can get in and out of there. But I also am gonna tell him, like, this is the last time we're ever gonna, like, do a test together. It's, like, happy and sad at the. You know, at the same time. My favorite Casey Musgraves song. And it's about this. Actually, I'm lying. My. This. This test was, like, well into, like, the. The year, because I remember that I was, like, so excited to see Emilio. I was gonna show him my Olympic medal. I was gonna show him my Dancing with the Stars trophy. And, like, we were gonna have, like, a great, like, last nipple to knee experience together. And so what happened was I'm like, I need to start drinking fluids, right? That's quite important. So I decide, you know, what better way to drink fluids than with a Gatorade? So I pick up, like, a zero sugar frost flavored Gatorade. And I go, I think the electrolytes are really going to help pump this urine through this body. And so I down this frosted Gatorade quick. I go, I should get another bottle. I'm like, stopping at a grocery store and actually, no, wait, I did not stop at a grocery store. Why am I lying? This is crazy. I know what I. I was at the rink and one of my friends, if you watch skating, Nathan Chen, he had some sort of. Like, he had tons of Gatorade bottle. And I said, I need these two. I have to pee in front of Emilio one last time. And he's like. He's like, who's Amelia? He did not have the same agent. Okay, doesn't matter. So I say, thanks, Nathan, for the Gatorade. I down the one and I go, I gotta have another one. So I drink another one. And as I'm driving, I just feel like the frosted flavor of the Gatorade is, like, hitting my stomach in, like, a very odd way. Some weird. Ugh. Doesn't feel good. Whatever. I'm still trying to build a sample. I'll say wink and build the sample. You know what I mean? I'm being so coy now, right? So I'm still trying to, like, get a sample together mentally. So I go home. I don't need to pee. I see Emilio. I let him into the house. I show him the medal. We chat. He asked how the Olympics were. I talk about Dancing with the Stars. I show him the trophy. I tell him about how I loved Stephen Colbert. Right? Tie into the beginning of the episode. Always good. So we start chatting, and I can start to feel that, like, I need to pee. But I'm also feeling something sort of in the back door as well. I'm feeling like the Gatorade hit me in a real odd way. Yeah. What am I gonna. What am I going to do? And I. I have to have this, like, real heart to heart with myself. And there's some times. And you know, I'm going to be honest with you, and I'm going to be truly blunt. There are some time, and if you're not ready for it, you know what? You've made it 57 minutes. Love you to love you to death. You can tap out now if you're not into poo poo pee pee stories, but if you are, buckle up, here we go. So I can just feel that, like. And we all know it, right? Where there's just sometimes, you know, with this p. There is a poo that has to come with. There's no negotiating with the body at this point that you have to poo with this pee. And I'm just saying to myself, like, there's got to be another way. There's got to be another way. This doesn't have to be like this. I'm saying this to my body all internally, while in the meantime, I'm sitting, having a cup of coffee with Amelia. Oh, yeah, the Olympics are good. And I'm having this, like, internal battle with myself of, like. No, you just. Just pull it together. And I'm trying. I can feel the. And I'm gonna say it. Diarrhea. I can feel the diarrhea. Just getting ready to just. It's ready to go. The whole tank is full. Both tanks, whatever tank the diarrhea comes out of. Another tank for the urine. They're. I have two full tanks of. I'm sorry. Fluid. I'm really sorry, you guys. And I'm trying to, you know, visualization is so important. It's key to being an athlete. I'm trying to visualize sort of the dumping of the back fluid, of how is there a way I can make diarrhea pee? Like, I'm trying to visualize, like, I know that the pipes in the intestines of the inner of our bodies doesn't work like that, but I'm really hoping that, like, my mind can kind of just, like, from one bucket to another, just, like, move the diarrhea come out of my dick. Like, that's what I want to happen. Only this one time. Okay? Only this one time I want this to happen. Because if I need to do a diarrhea, that means that I'm gonna have to, because, like I said, Emilio can't leave. I can't leave his sight. I can't go. Hey, sorry, I've gotta poop, and then I'll call you in for the pee. We can do that one together like we always do. No. And so I am smiling ear to ear, talking with Emilio, and I think, you know, I. I have a moment where I go, there's no. Okay. There's nothing I can do. There is absolutely nothing I can do in this circumstance. And I go, okay, Emilio, I'm ready to pee. And I am walking sort of like how a pirate would walk a prisoner to the plank, because it's a death march. Because I go, I only have a few seconds left before I can be the first person to ever turn diarrhea into pee. And I haven't given up hope yet. And so God, it's such a terrible story to tell. And so I stand in front of the toilet with my butt cheeks clenched because I'm gonna pee into the toilet. Because I go, if I don't sit down, it won't come out. And I'll just cut to. I don't myself, okay? It doesn't ever go there. But I'm standing nipple to knee, pants around the knees, shirt under the armpits. And I know that. No, no, I know. I know that I need to say this secret word to let the pee come out. And I know the secret word is this. I need to turn to Emilio, and I need to go, emilio, I've never had to do this in front of you, but I have to poop. And I'm so sorry. And I was really making it a spectacle because he's laughing at me at this point, and he's like, this is definitely not the first time it's ever happened. I'm like, it's just. This is not the way that I want to end this relationship. Now, you might think, oh, my God, you have to poop in front of a meal, whatever, that. The. The. The real interesting part of the story comes now because I'm not gonna be poop and pee at the same time. Like, I have to let one go and then the other. And. And sometimes you don't think about it until you really have to think about it. It's a chain reaction. Poop comes out, pee starts. Right. I can't have that happen because I'm trying to keep some level of, like, decency and decorum in this, like, now completely lawless land that I'm living in. And so what I do, I decide, okay, I'm going to break this up into shifts, and I'm telling Emelia all about, like, my game plan. And my game plan is this. I'm gonna do this sad diarrhea in front of Amelia. He's gonna have to watch. And he did watch. He had to make sure. It's his job. But I had to. You know, I was doing double duty, because not only was I had to focus. I didn't have to just focus on taking a. In front of somebody and looking at them like, I'm truly a dog pooping on the boulevard, going, are you watching? Right. I'm doing that. But I'm also having to take my wiener, and I'm having to, like, fold it in half like an envelope to make sure. Like a garden hose, right? Like, if we. You know, when you, like, get a kink In a garden hose of water. Can't come. I'm doing that with the. With my wiener so that the pee can't come out because I. I'm not gonna then try to, like, take A and then juggle these, like, oh, these A and B sample bottles. Like, we've just got to do this one step at a time. And let's just get the most humiliating part of this out of the way. So I finished the. The back door business. I finished the diarrhea. Okay. I finished that. I clean up. I go, I'm so sorry. And I'm grab. I'm choking out. Like, if my dick could breathe, I would have knocked it out nowhere. So I do that, and then I go, you know, I'll just. For old time's sake, I'll do it like I'm supposed to. So I take my shit, I clean my ass, I flush the toilet, and I stand up, and then I release the beast. Two full A and B samples. And, yeah, that's the last drug test I ever took. And the last drug test I ever took. Yeah, I did do a diarrhea in front of my good old friend Emilio. And if Emilio, you're listening to this, I am sorry that we made eye when I did do that diarrhea, but I will let the US Anti Doping Agency know that there is no better agent on the block. And so, yeah, so have I taken a. In front of somebody? Have I locked eyes with a person who's on the clock while I've taken a. Yeah, not only that, I've taken a wet diarrhea in front of them. And on that note, what a really beautiful way to end this episode of Intrusive Thoughts. Please call in. Please call in. I'm gonna get a follow up on the medical spa of, like, what was that business that got kicked out? Okay, they got kicked. They got kicked out. I'm all. I'm good. I'm gonna have to. I'm, like, so nervous. I'm gonna have another Emilio diarrhea situation on my hands. I'll be fine. Now here's the deal. Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Intrusive Thoughts. Leave us five stars. It really helps people find the podcast. I'm just caught. I've been doing so many guest podcast appearances to promote the show, which I'm loving, by the way. I'm loving doing all of the podcasts. I'm having so much fun. But now I'm starting to, like, pick up l other people are using, and I really like that one. Leave us five stars. It really helps people find the podcast and they just say it's so natural. And now I'm like, I've picked it up. I'm a true podcaster now. Yeah, leave five stars. I said that. Now, please call in. Leave a voicemail. You can call or text. And that number is 310-909-9717. I know this episode is, like, so, so long, and we've never. We have a really great text that we're going to do next episode and so that we will get to the text messages. We haven't done any of them yet, but keep texting. Keep calling that numbers. 310-909-9717. I'll read one of them now. It says, hey, Adam, I never tried sending a text across the ocean, so sending love from Serbia. Elena. She's a triplet mom. Appreciating your friends with babies. Tick tock. Not tick tock, TED Talk. Good night, every. Sorry I'm so flustered from, like, the criminal hijinks and the, you know, bathroom escapades to our. We're huge in Serbia, by the way, everyone, which is really good to know. And Elena, thank you for the text. We have more texts to go through, more voicemails, but please keep them coming. 310-909-71117. I'll let you guys go. This is a long one. A real, real episode. A manic episode of intrusive thoughts. Leave us five stars. 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Podcast Information:
Adam Rippon’s episode titled "Nipple to Knee" delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid reflections. Throughout the episode, Adam navigates through various topics ranging from the sudden cancellation of Stephen Colbert’s late show to his own mishaps with home maintenance. The episode is structured into several key sections, each enriched with notable quotes and timestamps to highlight pivotal moments.
Adam kicks off the episode by expressing his disappointment over the news that Stephen Colbert’s late show will not be renewed.
Adam Rippon [00:00]: "Recently there's this, like, news of Stephen Colbert's late show that it's, they're not renewing it and it's going to be over. And it makes me really sad because I love Stephen Colbert."
He fondly recalls his positive interactions with Colbert during his post-Olympic media tour, emphasizing Colbert’s humor and kindness.
Adam Rippon [00:40]: "He made sure that he met like my brother that was with me and my, one of my best friends who was with me. And he's just like a really great guy."
Adam discusses the support Stephen Colbert is receiving from other late-night hosts, particularly highlighting Jimmy Fallon’s backing. However, he juxtaposes this support with his personal mixed feelings about Fallon based on past interactions.
Adam Rippon [02:15]: "One of the guys who's obviously, you know, speaking up and, you know, standing up for Stephen is Jimmy Fallon. And I think it's great that Jimmy Fallon is, you know, saying something and supporting Stephen."
He reminisces about an incident before the 2016 election when Fallon hosted Donald Trump, expressing lingering discomfort with Fallon’s portrayal of Trump.
Adam Rippon [04:00]: "I will literally never forget before the 2016 election when Jimmy Fallon had Donald Trump on his show and he like tussled his hair and they joked around... I'm just gonna say, I'm not gonna forget that."
Transitioning to lighter topics, Adam shares his experiences being home alone and taking on various household tasks that he humorously admits would drive his husband to dispute his cleaning enthusiasm.
Adam Rippon [06:30]: "When I am home alone, I'm trying to do all of these, like, little tasks around the house that would truly drive my husband to the divorce attorney immediately."
He delves into his obsessive cleaning habits, describing his ambition to deep clean the house to the point where it resembles a hospital waiting room.
Adam Rippon [08:10]: "I want it to smell like a hospital in here before the patients come in."
Adam recounts his attempts to repair cracked porcelain sinks using epoxy fiberglass resin, leading to comical yet frustrating results.
Adam Rippon [12:45]: "I cracked the sink, okay? I have, like, these, you know, porcelain sinks. Like, they're not, you know, like, the same material as a toilet."
He humorously describes the failed repair job, where the epoxy dries into an unsightly, lumpy mess resembling dried toothpaste mixed with paper towel remnants.
Adam Rippon [15:20]: "It's pretty good. So I can pick it off and... my beautiful, very standard to the home white porcelain sink for the past year and a half has looked like it's been covered in dried Colgate toothpaste."
Adam’s tale emphasizes his determination to fix the sink despite the unexpected and humorous complications.
Shifting gears, Adam discusses his plans to open a medical spa with a nurse friend, outlining the challenges of finding a suitable location. He underscores the importance of proper plumbing and HVAC systems essential for such a venture.
Adam Rippon [22:50]: "Finding a location has been like, quite the journey. It's been very hard... They have to do like, install sinks and ensure that plumbing is up to standard."
He narrates discovering a previously renovated space intended for an illegal massage business, highlighting how this inadvertently benefits his own business plans by reducing renovation costs.
Adam Rippon [26:30]: "Somebody else paid for my plumbing... it's all good. It's all good."
A listener leaves a voicemail praising Adam’s humor and requesting him to share a story from his autobiography about forgetting to remove his name from the competitive athlete drug testing list.
Caller [32:31]: "One of the funniest things I've ever read in print is when you describe at the end of your autobiography how you forgot to take your name off the list of competitive athletes for drug testing. And if you could tell that story to the listeners in your own words..."
In response to the voicemail, Adam provides an extensive and humorous recount of his experiences with the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA). He describes the rigorous process of maintaining his athlete whereabouts and the embarrassment of a final drug test gone awry.
Adam Rippon [33:36]: "I've never had a missed test. No. I'd rather crack another sink and try to fix it with fiberglass paint than have a missed test on my record."
He shares a particularly embarrassing incident where excessive consumption of Gatorade led to both a successful urine sample and an unintended diarrhea episode during the test.
Adam Rippon [36:50]: "I did do a diarrhea in front of my good old friend Emilio. And if Emilio, you're listening to this, I am sorry that we made eye when I did do that diarrhea."
Wrapping up the episode, Adam thanks his listeners, encourages them to leave five-star reviews, and invites more voicemails and texts for future episodes. He humorously reiterates his ongoing bathroom escapades and housekeeping woes.
Adam Rippon [40:00]: "Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Intrusive Thoughts. Leave us five stars. It really helps people find the podcast."
He teases upcoming segments, including reading text messages from listeners, ensuring that the episode remains engaging until the very end.
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Concluding Thoughts: "Nipple to Knee" is a quintessential episode of Intrusive Thoughts, capturing Adam Rippon’s trademark blend of humor, honesty, and relatability. Whether he's lamenting the end of Stephen Colbert’s show or recounting his DIY disasters, Adam engages his audience with genuine emotion and comedic flair, encouraging listeners to connect with his multifaceted life experiences.