Podcast Summary

Intrusive Thoughts by Adam Rippon

Episode: Paint Fumes, Red Bull, and One Cursed Lollipop — Intrusive Thoughts After Hours

Date: October 23, 2025
Host: Adam Rippon

Overview

In this “After Hours” solo episode, Adam Rippon brings listeners a candid, late-night ramble delving into his current chaos: renovating a new med spa, the existential saga of home improvement stores, sudden Red Bull aspirations, questionable lollipops, advice for listeners on coming out and dealing with sub-par hairstylists, and a surprisingly hot take on Taylor Swift’s new album. Hilarious, honest, and as always, a little all over the place, Adam’s charm and unfiltered commentary make even a monologue about lollipops addictive listening.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Med Spa Renovation Chronicles

Timestamps: 01:30 – 13:15

• Adam shares his current reality: painting and prepping his soon-to-open medical spa, lamenting the never-ending trips to Home Depot and the sheer labor involved.
• Quote (03:30):
  “All of a sudden you get started and you go, you really gotta load the roller up, you gotta load the brush up, otherwise you’re not getting any paint on the wall, you’re not painting jack shit, right? So you’re going through gallon after gallon after gallon...” – Adam
• Adam pokes fun at the ethical minefield of hardware store ownership and his failed attempts to avoid “Trump-y” corporations:
  “I’m obviously surrounded by Home Depots, like neck deep in Home Depots... And then you dig a little deeper, someone on the board of Lowe’s is Betsy DeVos. How the hell did she get on that board?” (07:50).
• Shares relatable painting struggles: taping is tedious, and attention span vanishes quickly.

2. Listener Advice: Coming Out Support

Timestamps: 13:20 – 24:30

• Reads a heartfelt text from a mom whose son is out to her, but not her husband. She seeks advice on how to support him, balancing patience with honesty.
• Adam’s take: Support is about being open and honest, while honoring that it’s the son’s news to tell – but he should tell his dad soon, ideally before word leaks.
• Quote (19:40):
  “I think the answer is no, you can’t really do anything. I think you’ve already done everything that you’re supposed to do... But I think you can be honest with him, and let him know his dad is gonna find out. It would mean a lot to him if it came from your son.”
• Adam’s overall message: Encourage but don’t force; be real with each other as a family.

3. Becoming a Red Bull Person

Timestamps: 24:30 – 28:10

• Adam confesses an “insane” urge to reinvent his mornings as a “Red Bull guy” after seeing someone online enjoy theirs pre-shift:
  “Something in the way they said, ‘I’m enjoying my Red Bull before we get going’ changed everything for me...” (25:50).
• Ponders a bulk Costco sugar-free Red Bull run, undeterred by his prior guest’s warnings about artificial sweeteners causing digestive misery.

4. The Great Lollipop Fiasco

Timestamps: 28:15 – 38:50

• Launches into a comedic saga about giant, “gourmet” lollipops at checkout counters.
• Adam tests dubious Reddit recommendations for a better lollipop alternative, tries a new Amazon brand, and finds himself with a “waffle”-sized, super-sour candy.
• After two, he develops brutal tooth sensitivity:
  “I had those lollipops—I think it’s...almost two weeks ago...and my teeth are only just now...am I not getting a piercing headache when I put my toothbrush over the spot...” (36:50).
• Offers a public service announcement: some lollipops should be regarded as “cursed.”
• The dentist appointment—pending!

5. More Listener Advice: Hairstylist Woes

Timestamps: 38:55 – 47:00

• Another text: a listener’s highlights aren’t what she wanted, but she likes her stylist and hates confrontation—should she ask for a fix or find someone new?
• Adam’s empathy as a fellow people-pleaser:
  “Somebody will give me, like, the ugliest hairstyle or whatever, I’ll go, ‘I love it, oh my god,’ and then I’ll tip them well and I’ll get in the car and go, ‘I hate it, I look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.’” (41:00)
• Offers two paths: have the (dreaded) confrontational chat, or quietly ghost for greener stylist pastures—he votes for the latter.

6. Affiliate Link Bags & Hoda Kotb

Timestamps: 47:10 – 50:40

• Answers a listener’s tongue-in-cheek question about a viral “Today Show” garment bag promoted by Hoda Kotb.
• Adam’s merciless review:
  “It looked like one of those junkie bags. Like, I can smell it from here, right? You know it smells like plastic. She even couldn’t get it zipped right on...I’m telling you right now, save your money, buy something real.” (48:20)
• Playfully roasts Hoda’s “tremendous” taste for junk and the unnecessary complexity of multi-zip bags.

7. Adam’s Hot Take: Taylor Swift’s “Life of a Showgirl”

Timestamps: 50:45 – 01:03:40

• Adam, an avowed Swiftie (“1989 made me a Swiftie; Folklore and Evermore made me say, ‘Okay, this girl is amazing’” – 51:35), reviews Taylor’s latest album, loving the melodies but holding nothing back about lyrics or certain tracks.
• Calls out three songs, especially those that seem to punch down at Charlie XCX and the “canceled” trope:
  “You have a billion dollars, and you’re still going to be mad? You find the need to talk this way—it feels so...it could have been a deeper take.” (58:00)
• On online hate for honest opinions: “I had somebody send me a picture of their own diarrhea in a toilet. Rewind that and hear it back. And they said, ‘That’s what I think of you.’” (01:02:10)
• Closes: you can love the artist but critique the art. Maintains humor even through fan backlash.

Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• “To girlfriend who’s just a friend—good for her, too.” (23:40) — Adam, gently celebrating supportive teens.
• Candy Catastrophe:
  “Instead of doing [a] palate expander, you could just use this lollipop—you’d have the widest smile you’ve ever seen.” (34:50)
• On Bailing on Stylists:
  “You want them to still see you as this, like, ‘I’m always happy, I love it!’...But we should be able to control how our highlights look when we’re paying for them.” (46:05)
• On Hoda’s taste:
  “Hoda does strike me as someone who is of a generation where she is, like, bewildered by the bells and whistles and pockets and zippers...” (49:40)
• On Swiftie Blowback:
  “Some of the nastiest messages from Swifties—I’ve gotten a picture of their own diarrhea in a toilet.” (01:02:10)

Episode Structure & Timestamps

• 00:00 – 03:15: Opening banter, lights, “After Hours” vibe
• 03:15 – 13:15: Med spa renovation, Home Depot/Lowe’s ethical rabbit hole
• 13:20 – 24:30: Listener text—coming out advice
• 24:30 – 28:10: Red Bull life aspirations
• 28:15 – 38:50: Lollipop saga, dental horror
• 38:55 – 47:00: Listener text—hair stylist dilemma
• 47:10 – 50:40: Hoda Kotb, affiliate bags
• 50:45 – 01:03:40: Taylor Swift “Life of a Showgirl” review, fan drama, closing riffs

Tone and Takeaways

Adam’s tone is irreverent, warm, and self-deprecating; every story is both a confession and an invitation to laugh. He toggles easily between advice columnist, pop culture commentator, and chaotic best friend. “After Hours” brings more tangents, more vulnerability, and more humor—a leisurely listen that feels like a call with the funniest friend you have.

For Next Time

Adam teases an upcoming fun adventure—details to come in the next After Hours. Listeners are encouraged to submit their intrusive thoughts via call or text for future episodes.

Listener Submission Hotline

Call or Text: 310-909-9717
Instagram: @ariprip

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