Podcast Summary: The Read – Episode "A 90s Kinda Drunk"
Release Date: July 17, 2025
Hosts: Kid Fury and Crissle (Crystal)
Platform: LoudSpeakers Network
1. Celebrating Black Excellence: Dr. Bernard A. Harris Jr.
Timestamp: 01:00 – 03:37
Kid Fury kicks off the episode by honoring Dr. Bernard A. Harris Jr., the first Black astronaut to conduct a spacewalk in 1995. He highlights Harris's historic achievements and his recent induction into the U.S. Astronaut Hall of Fame at NASA's Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "Forever and always we shall know the name of Texas born Dr. Bernard A. Harris Jr. And being one of the few black people alive brave enough to not only go to space." [02:45]
2. Hot Thoughts: Pop Culture Commentary
Timestamp: 03:37 – 18:22
a. Blackpink's Reunion and Solo Ventures
Kid Fury expresses excitement over Blackpink's latest song and their return together, comparing their dynamic to the Pussycat Dolls. He emphasizes the strength and synergy of the group, discouraging solo pursuits unless necessary.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "There's a specific wonder and fascination and entertainment factor that exists with you all as a group." [04:05]
b. Beyoncé's Emmy Nominations and Atlanta Incident
The hosts discuss Beyoncé's four Emmy nominations for her Netflix special and her recent Atlanta tour. They delve into a security breach where Beyoncé's choreographer's vehicle was broken into, resulting in stolen items like jump drives and unreleased music.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "I don't give a fuck. That's that on top of the fact that... I hope the lady never comes back." [10:53]
c. Nicki Minaj's Controversial Behavior
A significant portion of the segment critiques Nicki Minaj's recent actions, including perceived erratic behavior and questionable public statements. The hosts debate her credibility and the impact of her actions on her fanbase and public image.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "If you don't have any additional dolls with you, you can take this right where you found it." [06:17]
d. Drake's Performances and Social Media Activity
Discussion shifts to Drake's recent performances, including his set at the Wireless Festival in London and his mixed messaging on social media regarding new releases and personal life updates.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "He just wrapped up three days of performing at Wireless Festival in London... All Drake all weekend." [44:35]
e. Superman Movie Commentary
The hosts review the new Superman film directed by James Gunn, appreciating its straightforward portrayal of Superman without an elaborate origin story. They critique Dean Cain's backlash against Gunn's interpretation of Superman as an immigrant.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "He literally said, I don't like that he made that last political comment. It isn't a political concept. It's lore." [103:46]
3. Listener Letters
Timestamp: 62:39 – 95:56
a. Therapist at a Poetry Event
Letter from Poetry Princess:
A 26-year-old poet questions the appropriateness of a therapist handing out business cards selectively at a poetry event, fearing it undermines the non-judgmental space of the venue.
Hosts’ Response:
Kid Fury finds the situation confusing and intrusive, while Crystal empathizes with the discomfort, suggesting the therapist should have distributed cards more universally or coordinated with event organizers.
Notable Quote:
Crystal: "It's so rude. Girl, you got a lot of nerve." [68:39]
b. Alcoholism Concerns Among Friends
Letter from Living Single:
A 30-year-old grapples with her friends' differing opinions on whether their drinking habits classify them as alcoholics. They debate motivations behind drinking and the fine line between social drinking and alcoholism.
Hosts’ Response:
Kid Fury advises seeking professional help and evaluating drinking patterns against clinical guidelines. Crystal emphasizes self-honesty and recognizing the signs of binge drinking.
Notable Quote:
Kid Fury: "I didn't know where it was going. Thank God." [83:07]
c. Evicting a Friend with a Child
Letter from FedUp:
A friend faces the dilemma of evicting her best friend, who is a single mother struggling to pay rent despite initial good intentions. The friend seeks advice on balancing compassion with responsibility.
Hosts’ Response:
Kid Fury initially recommends eviction but softens to suggest setting clear boundaries and encouraging her friend to seek employment and support. Crystal underscores the importance of empathy while maintaining necessary boundaries.
Notable Quote:
Crystal: "She doesn't sound lazy. She sounds depressed as fuck." [89:37]
4. Final Segment: Quick News and Closing Remarks
Timestamp: 95:56 – End
Kid Fury briefly touches upon upcoming HBO Max releases and wraps up the episode with final thoughts, reaffirming their comedic and candid approach to discussing pop culture and personal issues.
Notable Quote:
Crystal: "If you don't like the reception you get on Twitter? There's lots of other social apps. Pick another one and go over there." [121:04]
Conclusion:
In "A 90s Kinda Drunk," Kid Fury and Crystal navigate a blend of celebrating Black pioneers, dissecting current pop culture phenomena, and addressing listener concerns with their signature blend of humor and blunt honesty. The episode underscores their commitment to providing unfiltered commentary on both personal and public matters, maintaining the essence of "The Read."
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