Podcast Summary: The Read - "Ain't That A Pitch?!"

Release Date: December 13, 2024

Introduction and Personal Updates

In this episode of The Read, hosts Kid Fury and Crissle open up about their personal lives as transplants to New York City. Crissle shares her struggles, mentioning a particularly rough week and her frustration with her psychiatrist. She vents, saying, “[03:08] Crystal: I don't give a fuck what that said. He's crazy. Why should I trust him?” Kid Fury empathizes, highlighting the challenges of adjusting to life in a big city while balancing personal responsibilities like motherhood.

Pets and Motherhood

The conversation shifts to their pets, with Crissle humorously detailing the antics of her puppy, Laney. She explains, “[06:47] Crystal: She just wants to go outside. And she does not actually have to potty at all. I'm tired of saying the word potty.” The hosts laugh over their experiences with their dogs, reflecting on the joys and frustrations of pet ownership. Kid Fury adds, “[08:15] Kid Fury: It's a puppy stage that does not last forever,” emphasizing the temporary yet impactful nature of raising a puppy.

Feature Segment: Hot Tops - Jay Z Lawsuit

The hosts move into their feature segment, Hot Tops, discussing a significant lawsuit involving Jay Z. Crissle introduces the topic, “[14:27] Kid Fury: Jay Z's name's been added to this bad boy lawsuit,” and delves into the details. They analyze Jay Z's public denial of the allegations, with Kid Fury commenting, “[15:55] Kid Fury: I expect that there's probably going to be a lot more information.” The discussion highlights skepticism about the authenticity of Jay Z's defense, with Crissle observing, “[15:55] Crystal: Should face consequences of some more.”

Ain’t That A Pitch? - Crissle’s Creative Ideas

Transitioning to the Ain’t That A Pitch? segment, Crissle presents her creative ideas:

1. Live-Action Sitcom Adaptation of The Proud Family
   Crissle pitches a limited-series live-action sitcom, “[32:14] Crystal: The Proud Family as a live-action multi camera sitcom.” She envisions casting new young black talent and maintaining the grounded, comedic essence of the original animated series.

2. Disney's Wakanda Land in Africa
   She suggests Disney create a "Wakanda Land," “[41:43] Crystal: Disney World in Africa must come along. Selling point: We've built Wakanda.” The idea includes Black Panther-themed rides and cultural attractions, drawing parallels to Universal Studios' Harry Potter World.

3. Game Idea: "Mind Yours" App
   Crissle introduces an app designed to help users prioritize tasks by sending stern notifications. Kid Fury critiques the practicality, “[50:27] Kid Fury: I do not think the people who need it the most will use it.”

4. Controversial Game Concept: "Off Yourself"
   Crissle proposes a slapstick video game where players find humorous ways for a character to commit suicide while NPCs attempt to prevent it. Kid Fury vehemently opposes the idea, stating, “[59:47] Kid Fury: It is an absolute no. The mental illness needs to be the villain here, not the person suffering from it.”

Listener Letters

The Read incorporates letters from listeners seeking advice:

1. Letter from Gretchen
   Gretchen describes an incident where her boyfriend's 17-year-old sister entered their apartment unannounced and engaged in intimate behavior. She struggles with whether to inform her boyfriend, fearing the loss of trust and strain on relationships. Crissle advises a compassionate yet firm approach, “[85:56] Crystal: I think your approach is way more mature than mine.”

2. Letter from CK
   CK contemplates attending a costly Bali trip with friends despite his wife's reluctance due to financial and logistical reasons. He seeks guidance on how to discuss this with his wife without causing friction. Crissle recommends respecting his wife's decision and exploring alternative plans, “[95:41] Crystal: I think your approach is way more mature than mine.”

Discussion on Healthcare and Conspiracy Theories

Kid Fury introduces a controversial topic involving the alleged assassination of Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, by Luigi Mangione. The hosts question the professionalism of the shooter and critique the American healthcare system, “[103:39] Kid Fury: The US has the number one most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we Rank roughly number 42 in life expectancy.” They express frustration with profit-driven healthcare models and speculate on systemic issues leading to public discontent and potential violence.

Additional Content: Bluey and Concluding Remarks

Kid Fury shares his experience as a guest on another podcast discussing "Bluey," a favorite animated series. He praises the show’s portrayal of parenting, “[127:10] Kid Fury: I think bluey really gets right as far as parenting is concerned.” The episode concludes with brief sponsor messages promoting services like NetCredit and Kia, which the hosts quickly acknowledge before officially wrapping up the episode.

Notable Quotes:

• “[03:08] Crystal: I don't give a fuck what that said. He's crazy. Why should I trust him?”

• “[06:47] Crystal: She just wants to go outside. And she does not actually have to potty at all. I'm tired of saying the word potty.”

• “[14:27] Kid Fury: Jay Z's name's been added to this bad boy lawsuit.”

• “[59:47] Kid Fury: It is an absolute no. The mental illness needs to be the villain here, not the person suffering from it.”

Conclusion

In "Ain't That A Pitch?!", The Read hosts Kid Fury and Crissle blend personal anecdotes with sharp cultural critiques and creative brainstorming. The episode navigates through personal challenges, pop culture controversies, innovative pitch ideas, and heartfelt listener advice, all while maintaining their signature humorous and unfiltered tone. Highlights include a deep dive into the Jay Z lawsuit, innovative yet contentious game concepts, and thoughtful responses to listeners' dilemmas, showcasing the hosts' ability to engage with a variety of topics authentically and entertainingly.