Best Of 2024

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Read – Best Of 2024

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Read
• Host/Authors: Kid Fury and Crystal (Crissle)
• Network: Loud Speakers Network
• Release Date: December 26, 2024
• Platforms: iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, SoundCloud, Stitcher

Overview: In the "Best Of 2024" episode of The Read, hosts Kid Fury and Crystal delve into a variety of pop culture topics, sports highlights, listener interactions, and share a deeply personal and emotional experience. The episode showcases their trademark humor and candid discussions, offering listeners a comprehensive wrap-up of the year's most significant events and personal milestones.

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1. Hot Tops: Pop Culture Highlights

RuPaul's Drag Race Season Return: The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about the return of RuPaul's Drag Race on MTV, featuring star-studded celebrity guest judges like Katy Perry, Doja Cat, Sam Smith, and Adam Lambert.

• Kid Fury (00:00): "RuPaul's Drag Race is back only on MTV with show-stopping celebrity guest judges."
• Crystal (00:10): "Like Katy Perry, Doja Cat, Sam Smith, Adam Lambert, and more."

Chris Brown Intervenes in a Celebrity Brawl: A significant portion of this segment focuses on an incident where Chris Brown stepped in to defuse a fight between Diddy's sons and Ray J. The hosts express surprise and critique the behavior, highlighting the complexity of celebrity conflicts.

• Crystal (06:12): "And Chris Brown broke it up."
• Kid Fury (06:15): "Wait, you didn't hear that part? Chris Brown broke it up."

Diddy's Legal Troubles: Kid Fury discusses Sean "Diddy" Combs' ongoing legal issues, emphasizing the consequences of his actions and advising fans to avoid engaging in any negative behavior that could lead to legal trouble.

• Kid Fury (07:24): "Sean Combs has reportedly done very, very, very, very awful things to people. And so he's currently in the throes of dealing with the consequences of that."

Discussions on Sexuality and Allegations: The hosts delve into sensitive topics surrounding allegations against celebrities, stressing the importance of consent and the difference between consensual relationships and abusive behavior.

• Crystal (14:52): "If you can't love on yourself, if you can't know all about you, if you can't get into you, how is anybody else supposed to?"
• Kid Fury (14:03): "Cause outside of the freak sex and drugs, there's the bribery, arson, assault, attempted murder. There's all of these other things that are..."

2. Sports Shorts: 2024 NBA Finals Recap

Celtics Triumph over Mavericks: Kid Fury presents a detailed recap of the NBA Finals where the Boston Celtics clinched their 18th championship by defeating the Dallas Mavericks in a decisive five-game series.

• Kid Fury (33:05): "Where the Boston Celtics defeated the Mavericks of Dallas in a five-game series."
• Crystal (34:11): "Yeah, this wasn't close. Dallas had one good game at home, as they should have."

Jayson Tatum's Outstanding Performance: A highlight of the series was Jayson Tatum's exceptional performance, averaging 31 points per game, leading Boston to victory.

• Kid Fury (33:13): "Jayson Tatum gave the Celtics a 31-point performance to lead Boston to its 18th championship."

Celtics vs. Lakers Rivalry: The discussion touches upon the historic rivalry between the Celtics and the Lakers, speculating on how the Lakers might respond to Boston's renewed dominance.

• Crystal (36:35): "Do you think Jeannie needs to sell a team?"
• Kid Fury (36:55): "They're going to need to respond strategically, keeping fanfare and unity in mind."

3. Listener Letters: Jacob's Dating Dilemma

Jacob's Story: A listener named Jacob, a 27-year-old South Asian man, shares his experience of having a crush on a 30-year-old Black woman. He recounts their interactions, where he tried to help her with groceries, only to be criticized for not being a "gentleman."

• Jacob's Letter: "I'm a 27-year-old South Asian man and I have a crush on a 30-year-old Black woman. We met in our building's elevator..."

Hosts' Response: Kid Fury and Crystal critique Jacob's approach to dating, emphasizing the importance of chivalry, understanding, and genuine effort in building relationships.

• Kid Fury (101:57): "How you gonna get a girlfriend if you don't do boyfriend stuff?"
• Crystal (103:41): "Next time, act like you actually like the woman, okay? And best of luck to you as you try to date somebody else."

4. Emotional Highlight: Meeting Beyoncé and Blue Ivy

Attending Beyoncé's Event: One of the most poignant moments of the episode is when Kid Fury and Crystal recount their experience meeting Beyoncé and her daughter, Blue Ivy, at a high-profile event. This encounter left a lasting emotional impact on both hosts.

• Kid Fury (157:18): "And the motif of emotional overwhelm was so strong. Just being in that space with Beyoncé was a reminder that you never really know what life has in store."
• Crystal (173:37): "I can’t believe Beyoncé is more beautiful in person than she is in photos. To be that close to her, it's indescribably joyful and such a blessing."

Emotional Reflection: The hosts share their personal feelings, discussing how this meeting reinforced their appreciation for Beyoncé's artistry and the significance of their fandom.

• Kid Fury (166:47): "It's like a reminder that you never really know what life has in store and some stuff's worth sticking around for."
• Crystal (175:28): "Meeting Beyoncé meant that I wasn't just another fan; it was an affirmation of our connection and her recognition of our support."

Overcoming Personal Struggles: Both hosts reflect on their personal growth and struggles, highlighting how meeting Beyoncé served as a beacon of hope and motivation.

• Kid Fury (178:58): "I've worked really, really hard for a long time, and this was a reminder that life has blessings and moments worth cherishing."
• Crystal (179:01): "The opportunity to tell Beyoncé how much her art means to me and to have her reflect that back is something I hold onto dearly."

5. Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

Celebrating Black Excellence: The episode concludes with congratulations to the WNBA's New York Liberty for their championship win and a discussion on the parallels between sports and pop culture fandom.

• Kid Fury (107:07): "Shout out to the Liberty, and if you mad, guess what? You just gonna have to stay mad."
• Crystal (108:07): "It was such a beautiful way to cap an incredible season."

Closing Remarks: Kid Fury and Crystal express their gratitude towards listeners and reflect on the journey of the podcast, emphasizing the importance of community and shared experiences.

• Kid Fury (121:57): "We brought this up every single time. Let me stop before people get up there."
• Crystal (124:22): "Everything."

Notable Quotes:

• Kid Fury (01:48): "I want you to know that I care about you and you matter."
• Crystal (05:17): "Oprah was literally the only one who was like, 'I haven't been hungry in weeks.'"
• Kid Fury (08:02): "Never let the girlies eat you up."
• Crystal (25:25): "I think that is his number one most endearing quality for her."
• Kid Fury (34:27): "Me included in my heart and my life."
• Crystal (44:35): "You can write for diss tracks, but you have to have real shit to say."

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Conclusion: The "Best Of 2024" episode of The Read encapsulates a year of significant cultural moments, personal reflections, and heartfelt interactions. Kid Fury and Crystal effectively balance humor with serious discussions, providing listeners with an engaging and insightful recap. From dissecting celebrity antics to celebrating athletic achievements and sharing deeply personal experiences, this episode stands as a testament to the hosts' ability to connect with their audience on multiple levels.

Transcript

[Kid Fury]

If you dunk, Michelle, you badonka dunk your way back into the competition. RuPaul's Drag Race is back only on MTV with show stopping celebrity guest judges.

[Crystal]

Like Katy Perry, Dochi, Sam Smith, Adam Lambert and more.

[Kid Fury]

The splashiest season in herstory is making major waves. Raider Queen is back. I hold their face in my fancy.

[Crystal]

Little hand because wetter is better. RuPaul's Drag Race is back.

[Kid Fury]

New season Friday at 8, 7 Central on MTV. Are you still quoting 30 year old movies? Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide. And every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn [e-mail] credit card based on the February 2024 Nelson report. All right, let's get into pop culture in the segment that we call Hot Top Special at like bottoms. And we might as well to our pop culture segment that we call Hot Tops, the color clear. You either get it or you don't.

[Crystal]

Yep. That's right.

[Kid Fury]

And if you do, I want you to know that I care about you and you matter and your journey is significant. It is significant.

[Crystal]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Kid Fury]

We're not doing sports shorts, okay. We're doing a pop culture segment that we call Hot the zone of interest.

[Crystal]

Okay. Fun. Love that, love that, love that.

[Kid Fury]

This section is called, it's our pop culture segment. It's called Hot Tops. Fleeting for wood. Mac.

[Crystal]

Isn't wood Reasoning. We all fleet.

[Kid Fury]

Okay? Let's get into Hot Tops this week. I don't have a name because I just woke up, but it's Hot Tops and dicks and butts, whatever.

[Crystal]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Let's jump into our pop culture segment and do our best, honey. This is part of the show called Hot Tops. It's called God, Bottom and Dong the New Empire.

[Crystal]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Won't be doing that.

[Kid Fury]

Gay Kaiju.

[Crystal]

Nope.

[Kid Fury]

Fighting and destroying cities across the globe.

[Crystal]

You gotta know about Kaiju. Yeah, you got to. You got to, you got to.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my gosh. Did you see the clip of Fantasia at the. I think it was the Critics Choice Awards. Like, where are the lamb chops? Yes.

[Crystal]

That was so funny because they gave them pizza in a bag.

[Kid Fury]

Pizza in a bag like this. Goddamn.

[Crystal]

And at first I was going like, get really pissed off because I thought they had just gave like the black table that bullshit but no, that was what they served. They wouldn't have done that. Like, don't do that.

[Kid Fury]

But.

[Crystal]

But no, they had them. Them little waiters with them boxes hung around they necks, pizza in it, passing out 711 pizza. Fantastic. Said, girl, I am dressed. What do you mean? This is greasy.

[Kid Fury]

The girls can go red food. Like, we're not shedding tears.

[Crystal]

Yes, but if you're serving dinner, it's.

[Kid Fury]

The but that's a part of the thing.

[Crystal]

Expecting a real.

[Kid Fury]

Like, this is a long. Most of these ceremonies are quite lengthy. I am, like you said, I am corseted up. My feet hurt.

[Crystal]

Probably an eighth day at the very least.

[Kid Fury]

We're supposed to have some food. Where's the food? It was just like, I resonated with that so much. And it's just. I love seeing us in those spaces and just being us.

[Crystal]

Real, all of that.

[Kid Fury]

Where are the lamb chops? Where's the gravy? Can I get a potato pizza inside of a bag, Diva.

[Crystal]

And then Oprah over there. Like, when your meals are Ozempic, you don't have to worry about none of this. Oprah was like, oh, not my problem. Not my monkeys, not my sausage.

[Kid Fury]

I haven't been hungry in weeks, Starling. Oh, this essentia. Look at me together, girl. Oh, you look famished. Can't relate. I'm done. I don't have any girls.

[Crystal]

Are you girls so hungry with your little shot?

[Kid Fury]

I think I'm gonna have a Mentos in my bag. One second. A fresh maker. Let me get you a fresh maker.

[Crystal]

Oh, God, Oprah. She was literally the only one who was like, she has. Not only am I not pressed, I'm not eating.

[Kid Fury]

So, yes. What if she said something in that clip, too? Like, my lips are clean or something.

[Crystal]

I'm not gonna mess up my lipstick or something.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, that's what she said.

[Crystal]

That's what it is.

[Kid Fury]

Like, I bet you won't. I bet your body's trying to remember what hunger is.

[Crystal]

Not when that Zimpie is kicking in, making sure you don't feel nothing.

[Kid Fury]

She probably smelled that pizza in a bag and was like, oh, God.

[Crystal]

She was like, wow, y'all still eat. Thought we left that in 2023. My God.

[Kid Fury]

Smells disgusting.

[Crystal]

None of my business. Can I get some water? Thank you so much.

[Kid Fury]

Well, amen. Look like, at the very least, they got some laughs in. Diddy's sons apparently tried to jump Ray J. That's it for the Hot Tops.

[Crystal]

And Chris Brown broke it up.

[Kid Fury]

Wait, you didn't hear that part Wait, wait, wait.

[Crystal]

Chris Brown broke it up.

[Kid Fury]

Wait.

[Crystal]

Where the hell did you get that?

[Kid Fury]

Wait. I've had this for years. I don't even think they sell this anymore.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

The shade button from Black Race.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know why I don't use it. Laura, you said Chris. Christopher. Chris Brown.

[Crystal]

What I read on TMZ is that the boys.

[Kid Fury]

The incident didn't escalate further than this. However, Chris Brown.

[Crystal]

There you go.

[Kid Fury]

Witnessed everything going on from his car, rushed out and defused the situation for.

[Crystal]

The first time in his life. Chris Brown.

[Kid Fury]

Chris Brown defused a violent situation. Let me look at the. Is there a solar eclipse? What? Let me pull my cards. What the fuck, bitch?

[Crystal]

Yes. For the first time in history, Chris Brown stepped in and the situation got better. Dragged niggas apart from each other so that the headline was not Diddy. Sons vs Ray J. All out street brawl or whatever. Yes. That whole story sounded. I mean, ridiculous. I guess they were mad at something that Ray J said about their daddy, which you going to have to if y'all trying to beat ass. Because everybody said something critical about Diddy over the past few months. Baby, I don't think y'all. Y'all don't have enough lifetime to serve all the sentences you gonna get for assault and battery.

[Kid Fury]

That's right. You love that nigga because you. You trying to go with him. I guess.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

You know, that just seems, you know, not speaking about.

[Crystal]

Right, right. And so for Chris Brown, at the end of a party where I'm assuming everybody is their most inebriated, you know, their most sober. Right.

[Kid Fury]

Halloween in Hollywood, mind you, child.

[Crystal]

Christopher Maurice said, let me be the voice of reason. Step in and keep these little dumb niggas from doing something.

[Kid Fury]

Girl, it's all Hallow's Eve. The doors are open. The spirit realm is here. She could be possessed. Who knows what's going on?

[Crystal]

That's right.

[Kid Fury]

What the fuck do you mean? Chris Brown was in the streets of Hollywood breaking up fights, Literally. That is amen. God is big, huh?

[Crystal]

Yes. Christopher Brown stepped in and interceded. He said, not today, my young black kings. We not doing this on today. Fighting Yalls. Uncle Ray J, come on, now. Quit playing.

[Kid Fury]

Chris said, next time that I jump one of my ops, you best believe I'm gonna hit you bitches with a. Remember that time you earned one, Chris.

[Crystal]

Well, no, you didn't earn one. This makes up for the last one.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crystal]

You have, like, two good deeds versus.

[Kid Fury]

Two deeds, and probably not to the judge. The judge is probably still gonna break that man off. But, girl, for you.

[Crystal]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Hey, boys, you can't. Sean Combs has reportedly done very, very, very, very awful things to people. And so he's currently in the throes of dealing with the consequences of that. He's also a very, very, very big, super connected figure, and really not even just entertaining and in media. So because he has so many connections, so much history, a lot of people are going to have a lot of things to say. You are better off at this point, probably just kicking it at home. If people having something to say you don't like about it is going to cause you to catch a case. Because I remember that one song where Christian, the one who looks just like him, Christian, said, I dare one of you niggas scream out, no. Didn't. First of all, Christian, nobody is scared of you. Like Lainey. Well, well, Lainey would size you. Nobody. Nobody.

[Crystal]

Not an attack dog.

[Kid Fury]

First. Secondly, people saying, no, Diddy, even if it's like, ironic or shady or whatever, the implication behind it is saying, you know, no creepy sexual assault, no predator behavior. And so why would you go on record saying, don't say that?

[Crystal]

Right. This, you know, do you think that.

[Kid Fury]

Your daddy didn't do these things? Because I think he even thinks he did these things. Like, I don't. I don't.

[Crystal]

I'm trying to remind myself that these are. These are his children. And so.

[Kid Fury]

Right. That's why I'm saying it. Yeah.

[Crystal]

Of course, most people in this case, even if you knew your daddy was dead ass wrong, I believe most people would still be like, but that's still my daddy. Don't say nothing. Which is problematic. But also, the younger you are, the more understandable it is.

[Kid Fury]

However, they're not that young.

[Crystal]

Right. I'm thinking, you know, if the twins did this, you know, not even them, it would be more unusual.

[Kid Fury]

None of them are that young.

[Crystal]

These boys in their 20s, which, I mean, so if anybody.

[Kid Fury]

He's the youngest boy and he's 25.

[Crystal]

Right. This is what I'm saying. If anybody was going to be stupid about this situation, it would be his kids, specifically his sons, both because they're older and they're boys.

[Kid Fury]

I'll give you this. And I don't know that this has anything to do with it, but I wouldn't be surprised if we. Let's say, you know, you and I, meaning me, one of his sons and Ray J, we have kicked it. We've hung out, we've been to parties before. You've been to the house. Da, da, da, da. Whatever. It's been cool. Um, and now you're, like, talking shit about my dad or adding to it or whatever. I might have, like, issue with you the next time I see you, but I probably wouldn't. What is there to say? It was just like, if you came up to me and tried to, like, act like you didn't say anything, like, we're all cool or whatever, I would probably be like, keep it moving, like, I heard what you said type thing. Because, yeah, that's still my dad. And this is a situation that sucks as his kid. And it's like, I. The thing. I. We're talking about the boys, but the daughters.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

It's a thing where, like, I can't even imagine what they're going through or feeling. And so as their sibling, I would be hypersensitive to that as well and probably feel some type of way if I'm in the street and somebody who I've had whatever kind of personal relationship was, you know, adding to the shade sphere. But again, like, if that nigga did.

[Crystal]

The things, man, literally, that's where I get caught up. It's like, I get defending your dad, but let's also look at the things your father has done that we've seen him do both on tape, like, things we know he's done and the things that have been alleged. There's really no defending it, but, you know.

[Kid Fury]

Cause it's not even just the, you know, freaky sex. Everybody keeps taking it back to freaky sex in the, you know, and the baby oil.

[Crystal]

I do not care about freaky sex. I do not care about baby oil. I care about people being drugged.

[Kid Fury]

I heard that. I read that the baby oil had K in it.

[Crystal]

Right? That's the problem with baby oil.

[Kid Fury]

Now, I have an issue with the baby oil. Literally, niggas don't know it's ketamine, baby oil.

[Crystal]

And this is so, so obvious. It's like, nobody thinks that you like men and women. You can have a giant orgy with 50 niggas if you want to. As long as everybody is consent. As long as everybody has consented. Yes. As long as everybody has consented to what's happening, they continue to consent. And they're not under the influence or being coerced or, you know, being told, oh, if you do this, I'll get your son a record deal or something like that. Like, hello, hello. The context is what matters.

[Kid Fury]

And outside of the freak sex and drugs, there's the bribery, arsony, Assault, attempted murder. Like there's all of these other things that are. There's no argument for it. So, like, I feel for the kids to an extent. Cause I'm just like, God damn it. You know, to have to especially shit position. Yeah, but boy, you can't be brawling if it's this sensitive. And I get it. It might be best to just kick it at home for a while.

[Crystal]

Listen, I was about to say, you don't have to go to these industry Halloween parties. You can just.

[Kid Fury]

You can have a kickback at home with some people you trust.

[Crystal]

Yeah, maybe that's what y'all need to do. Because you cannot just go around fighting.

[Kid Fury]

All the lights on and no lotion. Nothing. Not even a moisturizer inside. Everybody mouth dry. We don't even got water. You know, next time I just have.

[Crystal]

Chris Brown might not be there to save the day. Is that not insane?

[Kid Fury]

Probably not, bitch.

[Crystal]

This is the weirdest headline I've ever seen in my life.

[Kid Fury]

I know. His publicist woke up at 6. Listen, 4am, 45 minutes of cardio, 15 minutes of a cool down. That bitch started work at 5. Crack of dawn, as soon as that nigga opened. Matter of fact, woke him up at the crib with orange juice. We've got a day ahead. I've been planning. Let me know when he wanted me to start the keynote. Literally pulls down a projection screen that he didn't even know was in the room. And if you'll see here, we're onto something.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

We have figured that nigga's about to have a. He about to go on a Jonathan Majors tour.

[Crystal]

He sent a muffin basket to the house. He sent an imessage with the. With the celebration reaction with the fireworks and shit exploding. That pr.

[Kid Fury]

That nigga is about to be on his J majors. He gonna be pulling up outside of high schools and seeing bitches get jumped and like. No, not today. It is me, Chris Brown. Yes, that Chris Brown. I do this now.

[Crystal]

I do this now. It's crazy.

[Kid Fury]

Chris Brown.

[Crystal]

Oh, God.

[Kid Fury]

Chris Brown gonna host the next baddies reunion, ladies. All right, well, my queens, we don't have to do this.

[Crystal]

They do, though.

[Kid Fury]

Natalie Nunn said it's required.

[Crystal]

Natalie Nunn said.

[Kid Fury]

Natalie gonna lean in with a magenta wig on and seafoam green bangs. No, they actually.

[Crystal]

I'm sorry. No, sorry, Christopher. They really do sexually embedded in the contract. The girls must. If they don't pull somebody's wig off, they do not get cast again for season two. So they actually must imagine Each girl.

[Kid Fury]

Has a three knot requirement in their contract. They have to pass out at least three knots.

[Crystal]

Bye. Bye.

[Kid Fury]

That's it for Hot tops. This was delicious. I had no idea that this nigga stepped in like Miles Morales.

[Crystal]

He said, you know what? Not today, my young black kings. Let me just.

[Kid Fury]

Ooh, I wish he would have did like a front flip out of the back of the Escalade.

[Crystal]

I would be so embarrassed if Chris Brown saved me from making a bad decision. Like, now. How did I get here?

[Kid Fury]

Was he in a costume? But I'm forgetting it's also Halloween, right?

[Crystal]

I don't know. I don't think so, though. The picture I saw, he just had on like a big T shirt with some writing on it. But I didn't see the writing. Cause he was kind of bent over, so I don't think he was.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, well, this was delightful. Thank you. I literally. Do you remember how I started this? I literally said, oh, you know, blah, blah, blah. Headlines are boring.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And then I was going to be done with it because A, it's kind of sad, and B, I really didn't read but like a little tiny paragraph and it did not include. So thank you with all that you do for still somehow being abreast of what is going on in these hot top streets, bitch.

[Crystal]

Because that I did read.

[Kid Fury]

That just made my whole day wonderful.

[Crystal]

How I'm proud of Christopher. More of this. Maybe he's turning over a new leaf. I'm gonna put a little hope out of it. What.

[Kid Fury]

Work today? Every now and then you need some good news.

[Crystal]

Yeah, yeah. More of that, brother.

[Kid Fury]

All right.

[Crystal]

I can't lose much more respect for Nicki Mina. Like, I just can't. There's nothing else to lose.

[Kid Fury]

What does he do?

[Crystal]

Whatever she say do. Take Papa Bear to school.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, duh. Actually, I doubt that.

[Crystal]

Pick up.

[Kid Fury]

Like, I. Oh, right. No doubt that.

[Crystal]

Well, you can't go to school.

[Kid Fury]

Doubt that.

[Crystal]

Well, you can't be nowhere near.

[Kid Fury]

Besides his personal limitations. Yeah, I doubt that. Niggas do. He's probably.

[Crystal]

Anyways, he spends all of her money on DraftKings and FanDuel. He smokes weed. That's what he does. He hangs out.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just like, he certainly. He has to do something for work. Like you'd even up to this point. Cause you've been with this lady and y'all baby, what, four years old or something like that?

[Crystal]

Hold on. Google ought to know. Kenneth Petty. Josh, what does Kenneth Petty do for a music industry professional? Okay, never mind. That's not a real.

[Kid Fury]

That is not.

[Crystal]

That's not a website.

[Kid Fury]

True Origin.

[Crystal]

He is an actor known for Nicki Minaj Megatron.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, we can start.

[Crystal]

He has an IMDb. He was in Nicki's.

[Kid Fury]

So do I.

[Crystal]

He has collaborated with several artists as a music producer and manager. This. Okay, he is a registry sex offender.

[Kid Fury]

We knew that.

[Crystal]

That's not the thing about it is it says there's a lot of musical industry professional producer and manager, but there's no receipts here. Like, who you.

[Kid Fury]

So do you know how many people do that?

[Crystal]

Anybody can say they're a producer and manager. You don't have to.

[Kid Fury]

Like, there's so many people who, like, I'm on the street, park the car for a. Are celebrity, and they're like, I don't. Does this nigga have, like, a sneaker shop in Queens or something? Like, you ain't invested no money and, like, opened a shop or what does he do? He.

[Crystal]

Okay, so hotnewhiphop.com oh, God. Says that he has more of an aura than a resume.

[Kid Fury]

All right, I think that's it. I think we're done. I knew hip hop. Why the fuck. Why would you do that? Why would. Oh, my God.

[Crystal]

The fact that I really searched that whole time, I'm like, somebody has to have a job. Like, somebody has to be able to link this nigga to somebody. He worked on this record.

[Kid Fury]

He has more of an aura.

[Crystal]

Put that on his tombstone. More of an aura than a resume up to the very end.

[Kid Fury]

That sounds exactly what. Like, what a fuck nigga would tell you.

[Crystal]

He would be proud of that.

[Kid Fury]

I'm all about, like, you know, spiritual. How do you make money, stupid?

[Crystal]

What do you do? You exchange your labor, your talent, your face, your body. For what? Like, you. For what do you do? How do you do that in the. In the way to earn money?

[Kid Fury]

It's just about a vibe and, you know, low vibrations, high vibrations. I just make sure I'm, you know, high vibrations all the time.

[Crystal]

What do people pay you to do?

[Kid Fury]

And so about how much can one amass in high vibrations, like, annually, would you say?

[Crystal]

And can you explain this work to me? What. What is it that you physically do quickly? Because it shouldn't take long.

[Kid Fury]

One thing.

[Crystal]

Well, one thing you do in exchange for dollars. I just. Other than have sex with Nicki Min.

[Kid Fury]

When I saw this, yesterday or day before, whenever I saw this, I was like, for all of this, he has to be bringing in a check. Even if that check isn't, like, even if that check is just a regular old, average, working New York nigga. Check versus, you know, this lady who makes millions of dollars.

[Crystal]

Of course you not gonna make with Nicki, Max. Of course.

[Kid Fury]

How can like, all of this to affect this talented, hardworking woman's image by her, you know, her choices in doing. Obviously she's involved.

[Crystal]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

But like, you've chosen. You've elected to jump out of several windows for this man who was convicted of rape.

[Crystal]

Yep. Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And like, you gotta go to bed at night with this nigga. Assuming. So, like, I just feel like naturally there has to be something like there. Like he has to. He has to do something for work.

[Crystal]

No, that he doesn't. That he does not have to do. I. Unfortunately, I'm on the third page of Google and I'm still not. This says he dropped out of high school.

[Kid Fury]

Is he her security guard? Is that why he's beating up evil? Does she pay him for security?

[Crystal]

Well. Ooh. Now he might actually be on the security detail.

[Kid Fury]

But as I'm genuinely curious what Kenneth Petty does for work. There's no way he does not have a job.

[Crystal]

I think that was the Barb's number one issue with him when she first came out as like. As this being her nigga was like, you're Nicki fucking Minaj and you're with a. Somebody who does nothing. He does nothing.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, I'm sure he was like, hustling.

[Crystal]

Right. But like a job.

[Kid Fury]

But now. Right.

[Crystal]

You know, he knew her before she was famous and I think that's all he needs. I think that is his number one most endearing quality for her.

[Kid Fury]

He can still move product.

[Crystal]

You know, maybe his job is none of our or the government's business.

[Kid Fury]

Maybe I should just stay out of it.

[Crystal]

Maybe we should ask no further questions.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just like, for all of this shit that this. And this lady has worked her ass off for so long. And sure, she has slipped up here and there.

[Crystal]

Who hasn't?

[Kid Fury]

In ways that are separate. Exactly.

[Crystal]

We all have.

[Kid Fury]

But this glaring choice, what is on the other side of it. What?

[Crystal]

More of an aura than a resume. What? That's what.

[Kid Fury]

Meek was a rapper as, well. He made money from rapping.

[Crystal]

But we saw that. Yeah, we knew Meek's job. We didn't ever have to ask, what does Meek do for money?

[Kid Fury]

We saw Safaree moonwalking and, you know, trying to come up with a hook here or two. We saw these niggas work. What does Ken do?

[Crystal]

Maybe he is security and that's why we never see him working.

[Kid Fury]

All right, I'll take it. I think this is the best answer we're gonna get, because an aura just. I mean, hot new hip hop.

[Crystal]

Y'all have no idea how much you blessed me with that.

[Kid Fury]

That was great.

[Crystal]

More of an aura than a resume. Get out of my face. Oh, my God. Imagine a nigga saying that to you.

[Kid Fury]

Like that's what you say to your parents before he get a chance to answer.

[Crystal]

When you bring him home for the first time. Yeah, yeah. When you're 18 and he's 22 and you trying to make it seem like he not that bad.

[Kid Fury]

Hey, doing your whole family white because you know a black mama and daddy are gonna be like, what the fuck is an aura?

[Crystal]

And how you spell that? And where is they office at? And how much do they pay per hour at Aura? What do you do? Exactly. Precisely.

[Kid Fury]

My aura ain't never bring no Oscar Mayer in this goddamn house. And as much bologna as your motherfucking ass has been eating, you know how to spell the whole thing.

[Crystal]

Man, that is. That is really gold. Shout out to whoever wrote that, man, that was fantastic. I'll never forget that.

[Kid Fury]

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[Crystal]

Let it go.

[Kid Fury]

Our hot top section, which is called Chicken Run. The bottoms on the top.

[Crystal]

This is great. You're doing great. You're doing great.

[Kid Fury]

All right. Let's get into some hot tops in a section that we call hot tops. A quiet bottom plate. Day one. Starring me.

[Crystal]

I was gonna say, how long is this quiet bottom gonna last?

[Kid Fury]

All righty. This is our pop culture segment that we call hot tops. Beverly Hills Bottom Axel. Holy. Okay, okay, that's it for today's batch of hot tops. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back after Ain't no Words. We do kid Furies sports shorts. Yeah.

[Crystal]

I really miss this.

[Kid Fury]

Hello, girlies. Your favorite sports analyst, an athletic scientist.

[Crystal]

Oh.

[Kid Fury]

Is back and I'm here to discuss the NBA Finals of the year 2024.

[Crystal]

Love it.

[Kid Fury]

Where the Boston Celtics. Celtics defeated the Mavericks of Dallas in a five game series. That's out of seven girls. One. Jayson Tatum gave the Girlies a 31 point performance to lead Boston to its 18th championship. And the first for my girl Jason. They were really eating Dallas up.

[Crystal]

Oh, yeah. No, this wasn't. This wasn't close. Dallas had one good game at home, as they should have, and I believe.

[Kid Fury]

That was game four. And watching that and Seeing, you know, oh, Boston, it was like. It felt as though Boston was like, well, let's give the girlies a show. You know, sometimes you gotta, like, Batman has to get punched in the face once or twice.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

You know, for you to just be like, okay, who is this freak? This makes no sense. I'm not having fun. You know, Superman has kryptonite. The girlies got it. You know what I mean? Right. So they're like, okay, they're at home. Let's give the girlies, you know, a finals to watch and then clear it.

[Crystal]

Yep. It went, I think, how most of us thought it was gonna go.

[Kid Fury]

Me included in. Most of us predicted, in my heart and my life.

[Crystal]

What was it like for you covering the Celtics this season?

[Kid Fury]

You know, it was joyous because I do enjoy the color green. It reminds me of the Jamaican flag. It's kind of that same greenish, actually, to it. The Celtics and the green and the Jamaican flag reminds me of grass and earth, which reminds me that I'm here and that I'm human. And then them playing the mallet, the Mavericks of Dallas added another certain je ne sais quoi of Southern charm, as well as the fact that I love Texas, I love Dallas, and I love Maxine Shaw, attorney, the Maverick. Okay, questions.

[Crystal]

Were you at the game? This game where they won? This was pretty big deal.

[Kid Fury]

I wasn't present for the game, actually. Last I spoke with the league in terms of room and board, it just wasn't giving, you know, gotcha. I was very clear about the four seasons. They were like, well, we'll get back to you. And then it got hazy, the communications. So, no, I wasn't present, but I was quite happy to view it in my own privacy in the luxury of my home.

[Crystal]

What do you think about Jayson Tatum's post game remarks?

[Kid Fury]

Strong, powerful. And led with intention. And led with intention. I believe he meant it. I think that that is exactly what he felt. And, you know, there's controversy around many things, but at the core of controversy, if you look hard enough, it's truth. And I think that's what we should ask ourselves.

[Crystal]

Is that.

[Kid Fury]

Any other questions?

[Crystal]

Yes. Any thoughts on what this means as far as, like, the legendary rivalry between the Celtics and the Lakers? The Celtics are back on top now with 18 championships over. How do you think the Lakers respond to this?

[Kid Fury]

You know, I think what they're going to need to do is respond with it strategically, and I think they're going to have to keep fanfare in mind as well as unity. Camaraderie and hand eye coordination as well as LeBron James.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

So that's probably what's gonna be on the top of the list. But I think that they should just also consider not to underestimate. Don't get too, you know, big in your britches, you know, don't let the girlies, you know, eat you up. Don't get too egotistical because, you know, there are, there are the girls who want to see. See you get chewed up and see you get ate up and see you get spat out. They do. And you also have to consider that you have the same colors as Planet Fitness, which for some it skews cheap. So you want to just think about that as well. Maybe a rebrand in terms of the color scheme.

[Crystal]

Yeah. Do you think Jeannie needs to sell a team?

[Kid Fury]

You know, I think that's about it for sports shorts because we're running so long on, you know, it's short. It's short.

[Crystal]

I just love to talk to really strong sports minds. And you're one of the top out.

[Kid Fury]

There, so it's very rare my voice here. I know.

[Crystal]

Yeah. So I don't want to take up too much of your time. Thank you Action for this. Meant a lot.

[Kid Fury]

I hope that helped you girls at home who maybe missed and wanted to know information about the finals.

[Crystal]

Sure it didn't.

[Kid Fury]

Thank you so much for listening. We're gonna take a break now. Let's jump into a pop culture segment that we call Hot Tops Meet the Bottoms.

[Crystal]

One by one. Address each bottom in the family.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, that's how it goes. Tears running down my cheek laughing at you pussies dying. It's a war cry. Weekend music getting played in all the spots where boys got a little more pride.

[Crystal]

Oh, Lord. That's why all your friends dip into Atlanta. Forgot about that. What happened to Honestly? Nevermind?

[Kid Fury]

You have the nerve to just talk about somebody needing receipts. Otherwise it's fake tea. And then you come just a few bars later, gagged, trying to insinuate that music being played at Pride is some sort of a dig. Furthermore, you did just release an album titled Honestly Never Owned an Album, which was strictly a bunch of ketamine popper sniffing, dark room hunching, cross eyed, drunk meth mouth.

[Crystal]

Circuit party ass.

[Kid Fury]

White rape. Circuit party ass. Bullshit. You just released a faggot album. You just did it.

[Crystal]

It was ftf.

[Kid Fury]

You just did. You did. You just did it. You did.

[Crystal]

So do you think they're not playing? That's what I'm saying. Where the boys Got a little more pride.

[Kid Fury]

Do you really think this is what I'm saying? Like, it's so like he. The song is almost hilarious in how.

[Crystal]

Many times there are on.

[Kid Fury]

But the audacity of any I'm gonna need for you straight niggas. I don't know if it's TikTok, if it's, you know, the girls that y'all are dating now, because they're all 20 are what it is. But I'm a need for you straggits to come up off of our words, phrases and cultures and shit like that. Cause you motherfuckers will have something slick to say if we're talking about Saucy Santana's visibility or Lil Nas X releasing a motherfucking song. But now you bitches are out here addressing real niggas, talking about fake T. Say thumbnails. Come up. Say thumbnails. I don't want to hear no. And it's not just this nigga. I've seen clips of a whole bunch of other niggas that claim to be straight talking about T this and T that and this is T and that's T. Come off it. Back up. Give us our things and get out of our house. What are you doing here?

[Crystal]

Yeah, what are you grown niggas, Big grown niggas being homophobic and talking about. It's giving.

[Kid Fury]

That was a read, honey.

[Crystal]

You're giving, girl.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, that's T. Mama, sis, clock. Get your ass up. Get out, get out. Who the fuck invited this punk? Get her out of my house. Yeah, anyway, so that was my read. I was just feeling like I was just gonna stick it in there.

[Crystal]

Okay? Important, important, important.

[Kid Fury]

So then he goes back to him cease and desist proposed you call Da da da. I'm losing perspective on beef. Boy wanted to send beat and I'll kill you for fun. Your daddy got robbed by Top. You stunted and Wayne. Like father, like son. Anthony set up the plays. Koja be charging you double for nothing. They shook about what I'mma say. But texting your phone like we already won. You tell me what I shouldn't say but fuck it, my nigga, it's already done. We already know it's a 20v one. We already know why you went number one. It's clearly because of the boy. The honorable thing is to give me the loot you write about. Fuck the big three. It's only big D and there's video proof. Jesus Christ. Our son should go play at the park. Two light skinned kids. That shit would Be cute. Have you seen what Kendrick Lamar's son looks like?

[Crystal]

Your son is white.

[Kid Fury]

I'm asking you, Crystal.

[Crystal]

Oh, no, I have. Yeah. Yeah, of course I'm seeing them little children. Okay, so first of all, are you sure, like, are you sure these kids are light skinned?

[Kid Fury]

I don't.

[Crystal]

That's not the word I would use to describe them. They own the COVID of the album. That's not the word I would use to describe that little boy. He's. I would not say that. But also, acting like you, your child and Kendrick's child are anywhere near the same color. They not even the same race. You need to quit playing.

[Kid Fury]

I think Adonis is adorable. I have nothing negative about him.

[Crystal]

Oh, no. Stan Adonis. Stan Adonis.

[Kid Fury]

If we're talking Kendrick's children from the photos I've seen outside of that cover, I don't even know if them his kids, but.

[Crystal]

Oh, and I know the.

[Kid Fury]

I have seen that they posted. Those kids are on like, no one would confuse them for anything besides black.

[Crystal]

Mm.

[Kid Fury]

Adonis is incredibly fair skinned. Literally whiter than you.

[Crystal]

Mostly white. He's. He is white. I don't know why. Okay. Anyway, he tried real hard on this. And the thing is, he sounds really good. But my problem with these beefs is always. Or with most, you know, diss records or whatever is always that you can sound great, but if you just making shit up and just saying shit, then it don't hit the same. It don't. It can still sound good, but it's not gonna hit the same as if what you were saying was true. I know. Not to you and not to a lot of people.

[Kid Fury]

But here's the thing. I process it different. I don't believe, like, nast shit that none of these niggas are talking about, to be honest with you. Except for the stuff that's like plain as day or kind of in my face or stuff that's been addressed. The quote unquote tea. For me, it's all a key. Like, this is not.

[Crystal]

You can write for dress.

[Kid Fury]

Like, none of this stuff needs to really be 1000%. You know what I mean? Like, of course, girl, you're going to come on here and say whoopty woot. Think about shether.

[Crystal]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[Kid Fury]

You know what I mean? Like, I didn't believe everything that Remy Ma was saying on Nicki on that song. It was a gag and it rhymed and it was brutal. And from there, you can come on here if you want to and be like, girl, you lying. You know, Da Da da da da da. And we can put that shit to bed. I'm not finna sit up here and hold too much of anything over anybody's head. Do I believe that this Nigga has an 11 year old daughter somewhere? I don't fucking know.

[Crystal]

I fully believe it's possible.

[Kid Fury]

Of course it's possible. I think the chances of that being true are about as close to the chances that Kendrick is beating up his wife and one of his kids ain't his. This is gaggery. It's part of the key to me. I'm not what I say. The difference for me though is like I'm not gonna then run to the Internet or any conversation about this beef, acting as if these things are legitimate, you know what I mean? Like I could have a key about it and be like, oh my God, not a whole verse to a daughter girl and laugh, but like that's that. So you're right in that you should have real shit to say and not just stuff that you're pulling out of the sky.

[Crystal]

Cause then anybody can beef with anybody.

[Kid Fury]

And just say anything and just say anything.

[Crystal]

At what point do things matter?

[Kid Fury]

I guess maybe I just don't picture myself to be that dumb. Well, I don't know.

[Crystal]

I would not have thought this many people were. Never mind. That's not true. I knew Drake had a lot of fans, but the number of full grown men who are like falling all over themselves to dick Rya Drake right now is insane to me. Like I did not see that coming. I didn't. And I think it's much easier to believe the shit Kendrick is saying about Drake, because the shit Kendrick says about Drake is stuff that the rest of us have also seen play out. When Kendrick talks about you going to Atlanta and taking elements from different niggas so you can stay relevant. We saw that happen. When he calls you a pedophile. We've seen stories and videos of you being weird with teenagers over the years, nigga. Like it's much easier to believe that because we can also see it. But you talking about you clowning Kendrick cause what, he didn't marry somebody? Are you kidding?

[Kid Fury]

Like that's what I mean. It's like when we're talking about this stuff that we like we've seen or we have whatever around that and you're beefing that up. Which I think is mostly what Kendrick has done. Yeah, right. He's really stuck. The thing that we believe or know to be true just by our own perspective. So that's why that stuff Hits harder. But then when you're like, oh yeah, girl. And you also got a nose job and a facelift, I'm just kind of like, that's hilarious. I don't need it to be nervous.

[Crystal]

And of all the. If it rhymes, Drake did not deny that bbl.

[Kid Fury]

He did not deny he's gotten work done. He denied the nose job. And it doesn't look like he has a drastically different nose than he ever did. Which makes me feel like, okay, he ain't got no nose job. I mean, it's just, he might be funny, but he ain't saying nothing about that waistline.

[Crystal]

He knew. He ain't said nothing about that. Girl, let's don't play real curvy. No etching, no etching. But even when he denied the daughter, he said, you know, like, I dare somebody to find proof that I have an 11 year old daughter. Okay, so what, she's 10, she's 12, she's 13. Like, I just feel like Drake is that type of nigga who will deny it using very specific words so that it's true.

[Kid Fury]

Like saying Drake is not a name you'll see on a sex offender list. Yeah, because that's not.

[Crystal]

Yep. Because that's not. Your name is Aubrey.

[Kid Fury]

That's what your legal name.

[Crystal]

Right. It's stuff like that where I'm like, okay, so how old is she then?

[Kid Fury]

Black and berry sweeter. Juice, we get that you like to put Jenny or Juice. We get that you think that you Bishop and Juice. That was funny.

[Crystal]

That was.

[Kid Fury]

That was a great.

[Crystal]

That was hilarious.

[Kid Fury]

That was really funny.

[Crystal]

Shout out to everyone.

[Kid Fury]

When you put your hands on your girl, is it self defense? Cause she bigger than you. Your back is up against the curb. You digging for dirt. Should be digging for proof. Why did you move to New York? Is it cause you living that bachelor Life? Proposed in 2015, but don't want to make her your actual wife? I'm guessing this wedding ain't happening, right? Because we know the girls that you actually like. Your darkest secrets are coming to light. It's only your face. Like, what happened to Mike? This is another thing. Like many people have seen Whitney in that penthouse apartment, back and forth in New York and stuff like that. There's no evidence that like he's living separate of her in New York, but.

[Crystal]

And I don't care if they broke up. I care if he hit her.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, what is that?

[Crystal]

But I don't care if they broke up. Drake acting like he never broke up with somebody. Like he with his baby. Mama, be serious, right? Oh, niggas also, it's just like the.

[Kid Fury]

Whole, what are we doing with the. What are we doing with the. Like, oh, domestic violence. That's not okay. You just shouted out Chris Brown at the top of this goddamn song, and he don't even like you.

[Crystal]

I'm not. I don't think none of these niggas are particularly stand up guys, so. And this is why I stay out of boy rap for the most part anyway, because most of y'all are misogynistic as shit when it comes right down to it, even the very talented ones like Kendrick. And I appreciate Mr. Morale. And honestly, I'm glad it re entered the Billboard charts or whatever, because, I mean, a lot of you niggas who need to hear what he was rapping about on that album are listening to it. But yes, n be misogynistic. They be fucked up. They be really invested in patriarchy, and they let that shit out all throughout their music. Which is why I don't even get into it. Until y'all actually start getting fun like this, I leave boy rap alone.

[Kid Fury]

Otherwise, a lot of people feel the same way. Yeah.

[Crystal]

Ugh. You living alone in New York City. Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crystal]

And this shit about Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. You really not part of the culture. Mike was praying his features would change so people would believe he's actually white. What?

[Kid Fury]

I don't.

[Crystal]

You said that about the Michael Joseph Jackson. That's what you think?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. After I heard this song, I was like, I don't want him to say nigga anymore either.

[Crystal]

He said, you know, before, I felt like you were not being fair, but.

[Kid Fury]

Now it's almost like he knew. He was just like, watch how he. Like how he comes back to what's. You just watch now. Yeah, you say nigga, it feels. It tastes different, my girl. And it's not cause of nothing. Kendrick said, it's because you came on this motherfucking song by way of all the OVO fellas and said that he rapped like he's trying to get the slaves freed. As opposed to what?

[Crystal]

In keeping them in bondage, stealing from them, and they're pacifying them. This was, like I said, the content aside, lyrical content aside, this was some of the best work Drake has ever done as far as I was concerned. And the video really helped sell it, especially for the. I need a visual genuine. And had Kendrick not.

[Kid Fury]

Good luck with that.

[Crystal]

Had Kendrick not pulled out. Meet the grounds 20 minutes later.

[Kid Fury]

I want you to understand the experience that took place for me on this evening. This particular evening that this happened.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

I got no time to breathe. I listened to this motherfucking song. I went on the Internet and sort of reacted to the fake T line because I still. So now it's like, there are DL niggas over there too. For sure. Let me stop. But, like, I didn't even get to react to it. I tweeted the no T thing and I was getting ready to say, well, you know, the rapping is great, but da, da, da. And somebody responded to that initial tweet and was like, girl, Kendrick already responded. To what? To the song that just came out 20 minutes ago that I just finished. Girl, here's the link.

[Crystal]

Kendrick already heard it. Like he told you, you have a leak. There's a mole in the house. I've already heard this. I've been preparing for it. Meet the Grahams. Been ready. It's been ready as a response to Family matters. Been ready. Nigga, why didn't you listen? Oh, Lord.

[Kid Fury]

And then the next day.

[Crystal]

Oh. Oh, you know. So for me, Meet the Grams was the nail in the coffin. I wasn't expecting nothing else.

[Kid Fury]

I thought we were finished.

[Crystal]

I wanted us to be finished. Cause I was exhausted. You niggas wore me out. I mean, out. And I'm all this is happening. I'm trying to write a 20 page paper that's due today in like four hours. Like, I'm trying to get shit. Like, it's like, you, Kendrick, Drake, this is the worst possible timing for me. I wish one of y'all had asked me, was this a good time for y'all to be doing this. But, yeah, so they. You know, it had been so much. And I felt like Kendrick had easily. Well, not. Okay, let me not say easily because again, Family Matters was excellent. But the combination of euphoria, 616 in LA and meet the Grams, I thought that's it. Like, girl, you cannot. There's nothing you can do. Family Matters is good. Not good enough. But the actual nail in the coffin was mustard on the beat ho. Because one thing that the OV Hoes have been crying about for the past week online is that they can't shake ass to none of these diss records. And they don't have no replay value. And for whatever reason, this is what Drake Stans care about. And so what y'all got was something to shake your ass to in the club. Y'all got that. I mean, you asked for it.

[Kid Fury]

I was shaking has commenced.

[Crystal]

Oh, the entire.

[Kid Fury]

I can tell you as someone who is currently living in Los Angeles, I can tell you someone who is currently present on the west coast of the United States.

[Crystal]

You're in trouble, bro.

[Kid Fury]

They are going up. And it makes all the sense. It is a DJ Mustard produced beat.

[Crystal]

It's so la.

[Kid Fury]

Crazily catchy hook. It is so LA and more. This could have been a song that ain't had nothing to do with Drake. It could have just been a celebratory laugh, you know, like this could have just been like, all right, I'm gonna make a hit record just because no. Nope musta on a B O D bo any rap nigga he a free throw man down call an ambulance, tell him breathe bro Nail a nigga to the cross he walk around like Tizo what's up with these jabroni ass niggas trying to see Compton? I just love bringing jabroni back. Why not? Why not? Why not? God this is why not. Do the even know what that means?

[Crystal]

Nope.

[Kid Fury]

The industry can hate me them all and they mama how many ops you really got? I mean it's too many options I'm f to pass on his body I'm John Stockton and my favorite beat your ass and hide bible of God watching certified boogeyman I'm up to score with him down extort shit bully that's wrong say Drake, I heard you like him young. You better not ever go to work Danny bitch to talk to him name love Just make sure you hide your little sister from.

[Crystal]

I thought that was as bad as it was gonna get. Oh no no no.

[Kid Fury]

They tell me chud's the only one that gets your hand me downs and party after party playing with his nose now. Uh huh party well and Bacca got a weird case. Why is he around? And we been knew Bacca not nice had a weird case and I guess now we're talking about it again. Certified love. Certified pedophiles.

[Crystal]

I'mma do my stuff.

[Kid Fury]

Why you trolling like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Trying to strike a chord and it's.

[Crystal]

Probably a minor.

[Kid Fury]

And then he goes into an incredibly catchy hook which has been stuck in my head since our crazy and also has fulfilled my desire. I'm like girl it's May, where are the summer bobs?

[Crystal]

And there it is.

[Kid Fury]

It's supposed to be hot girls like you know what I mean? Like where's the summer music? Like the girlies should be putting out summer songs in like Aprilish. What's tea? What's going on? Kendrick was like don't worry.

[Crystal]

Don't worry about it. I got it.

[Kid Fury]

And there's three verses on this song, too. Like it's. You think that BAE gonna let you disrespect Pac? Nigga, I think that Oakland show gonna.

[Crystal]

Be your last stop, nigga.

[Kid Fury]

I'm very curious.

[Crystal]

I would cancel my Oakland show if I was Drake.

[Kid Fury]

I would not even go Oakland, San Diego, San Francisco.

[Crystal]

I wouldn't go nowhere in California if I was Phoenix.

[Kid Fury]

Bitch, I'm not going to Phoenix. I'm not going to Vegas. Like, I don't want to go nowhere. I'm not going to Seattle, bitch, I'm not going nowhere.

[Crystal]

Seattle. Seattle should be safe.

[Kid Fury]

I don't want to go dick. Cold foul. I don't know why you still pretending what is the owl bird niggas and bird bitches go the audience not dumb shake the story's how you want. Hey, Drake, they not slow. Which I felt like was very dedicated to me. As I'm saying, I'm not girl. I feel like I can kind of.

[Crystal]

Listen to these things and be like.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, yeah, that is there because of this. And then be like, oh, well, that's probably not true, but does it rhyme? Is it presented funny moves on.

[Crystal]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Kid Fury]

Rabbit hole still deep. I can go further, I promise. Ain't that something, B. Rad. Stay up a bitchy. You Malibu most wanted. I love being this age. I got a lot of.

[Crystal]

This is so fun.

[Kid Fury]

Hey, Olive boy, you bald boy. Fetch Gatorade something. Since 2009, I had this bitch jump in you niggas wedgie before Povio boxing. This is very much like high school. I'm like, girl, what you thought this was? Yeah, what ALVL4 the other vaginal option. Puts niggas better straighten their posture. Got famous all up in Compton. Might write this for the doctorate. Tell the pop star Quinn hiding fuck a caption want action no accident and I'm hands on. He fuck around, get polished. Fuck the wing girl. When he was in jail. That's conniving. Then got his face tatted like a bitch apologizing. So that's a reference to someone named Tammy Torres. He's a legend.

[Crystal]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Drake fucked after Wayne went to prison back in like, 2010, I was gonna say.

[Crystal]

I'm pretty sure I heard about that and just didn't think nothing.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, a couple people of it. But how many Drake fucked so and so stories? I think, you know, he's like, you lose track. I'm glad D. Rose came home. Y'all didn't deserve him neither. From a laundry down to Central. Nigga better not speak on Serena. I'm just like, oh, yes.

[Crystal]

Love that.

[Kid Fury]

They are Compton girls. And he did try it.

[Crystal]

And we'll remind you not to play with our black queens. We'll remind you to keep it very fucking cute when it comes to our icons.

[Kid Fury]

I heard Alexis got a key out of that. I didn't see that.

[Crystal]

Oh, he did. Alexis.

[Kid Fury]

He was bothering that man on Twitter.

[Crystal]

Alexis is on Twitter. Like, yeah, do it again. Whacking for me. BBL Drizzy. We didn't even get to BBL Drizzy.

[Kid Fury]

The other song in the summer, that.

[Crystal]

Nigga Metro said suck My Dick gets a free beat.

[Kid Fury]

Have you heard some of them?

[Crystal]

Some of them are so goddamn good. Did you see the. So niggas have been doing, like, tiktoks, where. I saw one where one was, like, pretending to be Drake's doctor, like, his cosmetic surgeon or whatever. A lot of them are really. I saw one with a white boy on, like, the electric guitar, and he's just basically adding the guitar to the beat. It's so good.

[Kid Fury]

I saw one with a saxophone. That might have been masego.

[Crystal]

So not only. So I guess the response to this has been so overwhelming that Metro was like, all right, first prize, get a beat and 10k. And then we also gonna give a free beat to the rounder up to the runner up. I'm just like, you got the whole goddamn Internet. You got BBL Drizzy as a sound.

[Kid Fury]

I hate you, Dre.

[Crystal]

Why are all the producers trying to send shit to Kendrick?

[Kid Fury]

People don't like him.

[Crystal]

And, I mean. And in verse three, he kind of outlines a big part of the reason why. And N have issues with you. But, yeah, this whole.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, let me get to my. Let's.

[Crystal]

Let's get to your homeboy Need a subpoena. That predator moving flocks.

[Kid Fury]

Her name gotta be. All of y'all gotta be placed on there.

[Crystal]

All of y'all. All of y'all.

[Kid Fury]

Mind you, the COVID of this one is this nigga, like, an aerial view of Drake's house with a whole bunch.

[Crystal]

Of, like, sex offender red dots.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, like neighborhood watch dogs.

[Crystal]

Like 13 of them niggas.

[Kid Fury]

I lean on you N like another liar yeah, it's all on me. And I said, all eyes on B. And I'm gonna set it up a pop 8, put it on label. I mean, I'm gonna let him drop a free chain. I want that sock. Hey, how many socks do I really have? Socks hey.

[Crystal]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, plus 5, 8.

[Kid Fury]

Like, he's just. He's freaky ass.

[Crystal]

Niggas need to stay their ass aside.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God.

[Crystal]

Oh, God. And it gets so much better. It gets so much better. Rode ass.

[Kid Fury]

When he started another verse after this, I was like, hendrick, he's dead.

[Crystal]

He's dead. Hendrick, stop. He's dead.

[Kid Fury]

This is going into, like, serial killer route. This is going into, like. The detectives get to the crime scene and they're shot.

[Crystal]

Yeah, they never saw a crime scene.

[Kid Fury]

They've never seen a murder. This this bad.

[Crystal]

Come on, city back up. It's a must.

[Kid Fury]

We outside and they are Cinco de Mayo weekend.

[Crystal]

Oh, I know they was acting up. Can you even go outside without hearing this song in la, I feel like no.

[Kid Fury]

The girls have taken flight. They got their nigga power, Their nigga.

[Crystal]

Superpowers late, but they got them and they are soaring through the air.

[Kid Fury]

Yes, this. I love this verse. Once upon a time, all of us was in chains. Homie still doubled down calling us some slaves. Atlanta was the Mecca, building railroads and trains. Bear with me for a second. Let me put y'all on game. So it's like, again, you set yourself up with the slave's lying. I don't know why you put that on there.

[Crystal]

Why did you do that?

[Kid Fury]

But now this nigga gets to do what he does excellently, which is talk about a culture that he is incredibly familiar with and submerged in and cares about in a manner that he's very, very gifted at.

[Crystal]

Right?

[Kid Fury]

And so he goes, the settlers was. And I love that he even says, bear with me for a second. Let me pull y'all up.

[Crystal]

Cause I know you n don't like history lessons.

[Kid Fury]

As if to poke right, poke at you niggas. Like, yeah, I'm finna do the thing that I do. And give me a second. Since you bitches just want to dance.

[Crystal]

Cause I know y'all hate learning. So give me a minute.

[Kid Fury]

The settlers was using town folk to make them richer. Fast forward 20, 24, you got the same agenda. You are in Atlanta, where you need to check balance. Let me break it down for you. This real nigga challenge. And again, he's doing flow on this song. And rhyme scheme on this song is what I gifted Drake to. So he's like, girl, what do you want to do? Because I can do it, and I'll do it better than you. So you want to make a club song you call featuring? When you didn't see the club, Lil baby helps you get your lingo up. What 21 gave you false street Claire Craig, Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head. Quavo said you can be from the North side 2 James said you good, but he lied.

[Crystal]

Hilarious.

[Kid Fury]

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars. No, you not a colleague. You a fucking colonizer. The family matter and the truth matter. It was God's plan to show you. Y'all the liar. So this n literally just walked down Atlanta. Name incredible.

[Crystal]

So good.

[Kid Fury]

This nigga just walked down Atlanta. Names. He's like, I guess since we're since metro booming kind of kicks a lot of this shit off. Let's just talk about Atlanta and why them niggas might hate you. But, you know, I could have done this.

[Crystal]

Since you want to bring up Atlanta.

[Kid Fury]

I could name the LA rapper niggas. But you already did that.

[Crystal]

We can do the Houston N. We can talk about all of the artists. And in fact, people have been running down the long list of artists that Drake has absolutely just snatched. They swag, stole their moment, yanked they song or whatever else and like it. I don't know why you played with this nigga. Like, the warnings were so clear. He told you. He told you.

[Kid Fury]

What happened to Smiley?

[Crystal]

Like, baby.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, nevermind.

[Crystal]

He a fan. He a fan. He a fan. He a fan. He a fan. He a freaky ass nigga.

[Kid Fury]

Freaky ass nigga. He a 69 guy. He was 69.

[Crystal]

That's the part that stuck in my head.

[Kid Fury]

Run for your life, nigga. And I was like, kendrick, this is a celebratory lap. Kendrick just is like. He pulled up to the club the night he caught the body. You know what I'm saying? And he's throwing bands.

[Crystal]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

He is throwing out bands.

[Crystal]

He absolutely is.

[Kid Fury]

I love the fact that the 69 also sounds like 16ding. And I didn't even make the initial connection that a lot of people did, I guess to Tekashi6ix9ine, who also has snitching and forgot all about that one.

[Crystal]

Forgot all about him.

[Kid Fury]

Thankfully. Right?

[Crystal]

That. Let me hear you say.

[Kid Fury]

And then you got. Let me hear.

[Crystal]

Say I'll be home, I'll be home. Say I'll be home, I'll be home.

[Kid Fury]

Stampeded this way.

[Crystal]

Stamp stamped.

[Kid Fury]

Wait. Perfectly Beyonce. Unbeatable.

[Crystal]

So good, so good.

[Kid Fury]

The girls have been dancing. They've been like, this is. It's up, it's up, it's up, it's up. Hey, y'all, I don't know about you, but maybe this dating app fatigue thing the Internet is talking about is real. Cause I'm tired from swiping this way to that way. How many likes are too many likes? Is. Is that the bubble you tap? Should I send a message? I'm nervous. Oh, they sent a message. It's two words. Well, I don't know how to respond to that. It's too much. It's too much. And a lot of dating apps are all about pursuing someone else. But there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself. Field on field, an app where curious people come to connect. You have the breathing room to explore your own desires and go on a journey wherein the person you discover is yourself, you, friend. Because if you can't love on you, if you can't know all about you, if you can't get into you how anybody else supposed to, right on field, you have options, maybe more than you even think. With 20 sexuality and gender identities to choose from, you have the freedom to explore who you are and what you like in ways that you've never even imagined. Plus, there's no pressure to swipe. If you happen to skip someone's profile, you can always go back or undo a dislike, all at no extra cost. If you're looking for friends, connections, all kinds of things, and all kinds of forms, F eeld is the place to do it. So download field, that's f e e L d. Get it on the app store or Google play. Go have some fun, meet yourself and maybe someone fun.

[Crystal]

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[Kid Fury]

We're gonna get into our hot tops of the day after. We're fucking kidding. We do. There is no way Kid Fury's sport, Black excellence.

[Crystal]

I was about to say what your sports black excellence. Love that.

[Kid Fury]

So Bron and Bronny, our teammates. It's official. Girlies LeBron James and Bronny James have made history as the first ever father son duo to play as team in the National Basketball association, which is crazy to me. Bronny was selected number 55 in the 2024 draft. I think it was second round. Bronny spent his freshman year at USC. His whole entire basketball career, I think you can call it, has been followed since he maybe lifted a basketball, I don't know, like it's giving. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm currently looking at a photograph of him and his father sitting on the court and he is possibly three.

[Crystal]

All them boys. Probably Zuri too.

[Kid Fury]

No, like T. For real. I mean, because I've been a Zuri Stan for a while now too. So it's giving like, you know. Yeah, I just. Because he's so young and it's just probably so much pressure because everyone's saying, oh my God, your brother is the best basketball player of all time. And some say athlete, but I guess they forget about Serena. We don't have to have the conversation. I'm just interested in the dynamics of like, oh, I'm a professional basketball player on one of the most widely known teens ever.

[Crystal]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Kid Fury]

Very famous and my daddy is my teammate. Like, how do you.

[Crystal]

Yeah, well, I mean, but I feel.

[Kid Fury]

Like they have such a. They're so closely. Like he's been so involved in his life in basketball anyway that it might not be too different.

[Crystal]

Oh, well, no, it has to be.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crystal]

I mean, it's the NBA still and there's gonna be. There was already gonna be a lot of eyes on you, a lot of pressure just because of who your dad is. But, you know, unlike Michael Jordan, Bron was able to actually stay in the league long enough for his kids to be drafted and for this to even be possible. So it's. I think it's. It's a level of scrutiny.

[Kid Fury]

Jordan doesn't have kids that play, does he?

[Crystal]

No, I'm not sure his kids. I'm not sure the one even made it to the league. I think they played, but they weren't ever really.

[Kid Fury]

All I know is kids for doing is fucking Larsa Pippin Right?

[Crystal]

I mean, and I hate to think about that, too, that that story still kind of turns my stomach. But, yeah. So I think it's going to be a different level of, you know, nitpicking and people talking about. I've heard nepotism way too many times over this past week. And how does that whatever. Well, I mean, that's what I mean. Nepotism, I guess. Like, I'm sure, obviously, obviously, this played a part in it, but the Nigga was drafted 55th, not fifth. Like, y'all acted like he scooted past all the other top drafts. Like he wasn't. He didn't even go in the first round. Who remembers the 55th draft pick from any fucking any given year? Like, nobody. We don't. This is not a spot that anybody typically really gives a fuck about. So why there's so much, like, I don't know, animosity, anger towards LeBron for this. Like, who wouldn't y'all pull strings to get your kids regular fucking jobs? Like, of course LeBron wants to be the first NBA player to have his kid play in the league with him, especially on the same team. Of course he does. If he can hang in there till Bryce make it to the league, I'm sure he will. And then he'll be the first nigga with two kids in the league. And they all on the Lakers.

[Kid Fury]

Like, I mean, no, Shay, I wouldn't want to play on my daddy team because I would want to fully drink and be a hoe and go sleep, literally.

[Crystal]

You know what I mean?

[Kid Fury]

I would not have my daddy in my mix while I'm being a pro.

[Crystal]

Thought this is what I'm saying. I feel like the whole point of being a bench player is you get to be part of the team. You still making a million fucking dollars, but, you know, y'all travel for games and shit. You get to go out, be a thot, tell hoes you play for the Bulls or whatever. Like, you get hoes, you party like, but you don't have none of the weight of, like, having to step up and be one of the starters. I feel like all of the perks of being drafted, you know, second round and all that Bronny is probably gonna miss out on because it's gonna be all eyes on him. But, yeah, I also. People now. Oh, it's so unfair. It's so unfair. Girl. Nothing about this. This is the national basketball. This is a business. It is meant to make money. The Lakers drafted Bronny because tickets to see Bronny and Bron play are gonna be through the fucking roof, right, girls.

[Kid Fury]

This isn't the Avengers. They're not saving the planet. Like, it's entertainment. It's for you to be entertained in the future. And what we're even talking about, like you just said, it's the value of, like, watching those games and buying those tickets and being at those seats.

[Crystal]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

Is already. Yeah. Like, can we just, I don't know.

[Crystal]

Have a Snickers and let's see how it goes.

[Kid Fury]

Something's gonna have to be complained about.

[Crystal]

See how it goes with young Bronny. But I wouldn't be surprised if LeBron made sure that he stayed healthy enough to play for a few more years. So there's a lot of conversation about whether this is his last contract. But I think if he can, he'll hang in there for Bryce to get drafted too, and then he'll leave.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, that's a solid personal goal. Like, I want to walk my son into the. Into the league, and then I can do my goodbye.

[Crystal]

Right, and then have your farewell tour where everybody goes and just sucks your dick and bows at your feet and talks about how you are the greatest of all fucking. Yeah, literally that rich niggas getting richer being happy. I'm not mad.

[Kid Fury]

This is.

[Crystal]

I mean, even this warmed my heart a little to see that of that baby. God, he was really a baby. And now the fact that his daddy has stayed in the league this long is crazy.

[Kid Fury]

I.

[Crystal]

It is insane that Bron has been able to do this, man. I can't lose much more respect for Nicki Mina. Like, I just can't. There's nothing else to lose.

[Kid Fury]

What does he do?

[Crystal]

Whatever she say do. Take Papa Bear to school.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, Dub. Actually, I doubt that.

[Crystal]

Pick up.

[Kid Fury]

Like, I. Oh, right. No doubt that.

[Crystal]

Well, you can't go to school.

[Kid Fury]

Doubt that.

[Crystal]

Well, you can't be nowhere near the.

[Kid Fury]

Besides his personal limitations, I doubt that. Niggas do. He's probably.

[Crystal]

Anyways, he spends all of her money on DraftKings and FanDuel. He smokes weed. That's what he does. He hangs out.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just like, he certainly. He has to do something for work. Like you even up to this point. Cause you've been with this lady and y'all baby, what, four years old or something like that?

[Crystal]

Google oughta know. Kenneth Petty job. What does Kenneth Petty do for a music industry professional? Okay, never mind. That's not a real.

[Kid Fury]

That is not.

[Crystal]

That's not a weapon.

[Kid Fury]

True origin.

[Crystal]

He is an actor known for Nicki Minaj, Megatron.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, we can start.

[Crystal]

He has an IMDb. He was in Nicki's.

[Kid Fury]

So do I.

[Crystal]

He has collaborated with several artists as a music producer and manager. This. Okay, he is a registered sex offender.

[Kid Fury]

We knew that. That's not a job.

[Crystal]

The thing about it is, it says there's a lot of musical industry professional producer and manager, but there's no receipts here. Like, who you.

[Kid Fury]

So do you know how many people do that?

[Crystal]

Anybody can say they're a producer and manager.

[Kid Fury]

You don't have to, like, there's so many people who, like, I'm on the. You know, park the car for. Are celebrity, and they're like, I don't. Does this nigga have, like, a sneaker shop in Queens or something? Like, you ain't invested no money and, like, opened a shop or what does he do? He.

[Crystal]

Okay, so hotnewhiphop.com oh, God. Says that he has more of an aura than a resume.

[Kid Fury]

All right, I think that's it. I think we're done. I knew hip hop. Why the fuck. Why would you do that? Why would. Oh, my God.

[Crystal]

The fact that I've really searched that whole time, I'm like, somebody has to have a job. Like, somebody has to be able to link this nigga to somebody. He worked on this record.

[Kid Fury]

He has more of an aura.

[Crystal]

Put that on his tombstone. More of an aura than a resume up to the very end.

[Kid Fury]

That sounds exactly what. Like, what a fuck nigga would tell.

[Crystal]

You he would be proud of that.

[Kid Fury]

I'm all about, like, you know, spirituality. How do you make money, stupid?

[Crystal]

What do you do? You exchange your labor, your talent, your face, your body, for what? Like, you. For what do you do? How do you do that in the way to earn money?

[Kid Fury]

It's just about a vibe and, you know, low vibrations, high vibrations. I just make sure I'm, you know, high vibrations all the time.

[Crystal]

What do people pay you to do?

[Kid Fury]

And so about how much can one amass in high vibrations, like, annually, would you say?

[Crystal]

And can you explain this work to me? What. What is it that you physically do quickly? Because it shouldn't take long.

[Kid Fury]

One thing.

[Crystal]

Well, one thing you do in exchange for dollars. I just. Other than have sex with Nicki Min.

[Kid Fury]

When I saw this yesterday or day before, whenever I saw this, I was like, for all of this, he has to be bringing in a check. Even if that check is, like. Even if that check is just a regular, old, average, working New York nigga check versus, you know, this lady who.

[Crystal]

Makes millions of dollars of course you're not gonna make. What nigga?

[Kid Fury]

How can like all of this to affect this talented, hard working woman's image by her, you know, her choices in doing. Obviously she's involved.

[Crystal]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

But like, you've chosen. You've elected to jump out of several windows for this man who was convicted of rape.

[Crystal]

Yep, Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And like, you gotta go to bed at night with this nigga assuming. So, like, I just feel like naturally there has to be something like there. Like he has to. He has to do something for work.

[Crystal]

No, that he doesn't. That he does not have to do. I. Unfortunately, I'm on the third page of Google and I'm still not. This says he dropped out of high school.

[Kid Fury]

Is he her security guard? Is that why he's beating up people? Does she pay him for security?

[Crystal]

Well, ooh. Now he might actually be on the security detail. But as far as.

[Kid Fury]

I'm genuinely curious what Kenneth Petty does for work, there's no way he does not.

[Crystal]

I think that was the Barb's number one issue with him when she first came out as like, as this being her nigga was like, you're Nicki fucking Minaj and you're with somebody who does nothing. He does nothing.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, I'm sure he was like hustling.

[Crystal]

Right. But like a job.

[Kid Fury]

But now. Right.

[Crystal]

You know, he knew her before she was famous and I think that's all he needs. I think that is his number one most endearing quality for her.

[Kid Fury]

He can still move product.

[Crystal]

You know, maybe his job is none of our or the government's business.

[Kid Fury]

Maybe I should just stay out of it.

[Crystal]

Maybe we should ask no further questions.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just like, for all of this shit that this. And this lady has worked her ass off for so long. And sure, she has slipped up here and there.

[Crystal]

Who hasn't?

[Kid Fury]

In ways that are separate. Exactly.

[Crystal]

We all have.

[Kid Fury]

But this glaring choice. What is on the other side of it? What?

[Crystal]

More of an aura than a resume. What? That's what.

[Kid Fury]

Meek was a rapper as well. He made money from rapping.

[Crystal]

But we saw that. Yeah, we knew Meek's job. We didn't ever have to ask, what does Meek do for money?

[Kid Fury]

We saw Safaree moonwalking and, you know, trying to come up with a hook here or two. We saw these niggas work. What does Ken do?

[Crystal]

Maybe he is security and that's why we never see him working.

[Kid Fury]

All right, I'll take it. I think this is the best answer we're gonna get. Because an aura is Just, I mean.

[Crystal]

Hot new hip hop. Y'all have no idea how much you blessed me with that.

[Kid Fury]

That was great.

[Crystal]

More of an aura than a resume. Get out of my face. Oh my God. Imagine a nigga saying that to you.

[Kid Fury]

Like that's what you say to your parents before he get a chance to answer when you bring him home.

[Crystal]

Good. Yeah. Yeah. When you're 18 and he's 22 and you trying to make it seem like he not that bad and you and.

[Kid Fury]

Your whole family white because you know a black mama and daddy are gonna be like, what the fuck is an aura?

[Crystal]

And how you spell that? And where is their office at? And how much do they pay per hour at Aura? What do you do? Exactly, Precisely.

[Kid Fury]

My aura Ain't never bring no Oscar Mayer in this goddamn house. As much baloney as your motherfucking ass. You know how to spell the whole thing.

[Crystal]

Man, that is really gold. Shout out to whoever wrote that. Man, that was fantastic. I'll never forget, well, our letter this week. I couldn't tell if this person was trolling us or if they're just a man and so they're that clueless. So I'm happy both. You be the judge. This letter comes from Jacob, who says, I'm a 27 year old South Asian man and I have a Crush on a 30 year old black woman. We met in our building's elevator.

[Kid Fury]

He's 20.

[Crystal]

He's 27. She's 30. Yes. We met in our building's elevator one day and I was relieved when she started a conversation because I've been wanting to talk to her, but I was too nervous to do it. From then on, we exchanged numbers and kept talking. It wasn't anything too deep, but I was slowly trying to get to know her. Recently, I went to pick up some groceries and saw she was already at checkout. So I booked it across the store to grab my items and made it back just as she was ringing in her last item at the self checkout.

[Kid Fury]

I hope you did it. Did you do it?

[Crystal]

No.

[Kid Fury]

Fuck.

[Crystal]

As I was finishing paying, she casually asked.

[Kid Fury]

I love that. She knew exactly what I was talking about. You were like, no, girl, that's not what it is.

[Crystal]

Don't get your hopes up. She casually asked, so you gonna help me with my bags or. I noticed she had bought quite a few things, whereas I only bought two. We both had come from the gym and it was raining outside, so I told her, my gym bag is heavy and it's raining, so my other hand is for my umbrella. She looked at me and said, oh, he's not a gentleman. Okay. And I thought she was joking because she's pretty sarcastic. Also, I've seen her work out, and I knew she would be able to carry all her bags, even though it would be awkward for her because she also has an umbrella in her gym bag. Our building isn't far away, so I didn't think too much of it. We talked the entire time back, and I thought everything was good. When we got back to our building, I said to her, see? You didn't need my help.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, you're doing great.

[Crystal]

She just looked at me and said, okay.

[Kid Fury]

I can't imagine.

[Crystal]

Open the door. Meaning scanning the fob so we could actually get into the building. So I did it. I looked back at her.

[Kid Fury]

I don't think this person's trolling us. I think he really is clueless.

[Crystal]

I looked back at her and noticed she was halfway through rolling her eyes. And so I asked if she was okay. She said she was fine and just wanted to put her bags down. But I asked her again if she was okay as we waited for the elevator, and she said, you have every right to not want to help carry my bags, but the fact that you saw me struggling while it was raining wasn't cool. I told her again that I had my own things to carry and asked her if we could discuss this more because I didn't want her to be mad. But she said she wasn't mad, just that if she were me, she would have tried to help me carry some of my bags since we live in the same building. I said, well, maybe I would have helped if I was your boyfriend, but I'm not thinking that. I was hinting at her, at my interest in her.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, God.

[Crystal]

But instead, she.

[Kid Fury]

27.

[Crystal]

Instead, she looked at me, stepped on the elevator, said, you can take the next one. And then I was left watching the door close as it took her up to her floor.

[Kid Fury]

You bet your motherfucking ass you were.

[Crystal]

The next time I saw her, I asked if I did something wrong.

[Kid Fury]

Are you out of your mind? Okay, now you. You might be trolling like, do not get me this time.

[Crystal]

She said I didn't do anything wrong, but that my actions did reveal a lot about my character. I said that that wasn't fair, and I just simply said I would do boyfriend like things if I was her boyfriend. So I'm not, which I'm not, so I didn't see why it mattered. She looked at me and said, okay, turned on her heels and walked the other way. What am I missing? What am I missing? Any help would be appreciated.

[Kid Fury]

You're missing something that.

[Crystal]

Oh, Jacob.

[Kid Fury]

Should be very common, and it is called sense.

[Crystal]

Like, just the tiniest little sense of chivalry. Like, do you like this woman?

[Kid Fury]

I don't think. Are you. What are. Okay, you.

[Crystal]

I'm sorry. I've been in dyke world for too long. I cannot fathom you saying, oh, my God, I have a crush on this girl. I've liked her for so long. She finally talked to me in the elevator. We exchanged numbers. I saw her at the store. It's raining. And I didn't help her with her groceries because I know she's a big, strong girl and she can do it.

[Kid Fury]

I went from hoping, seeing a vision, that maybe you ran across this grocery store to pay for this girl's groceries.

[Crystal]

I knew you did.

[Kid Fury]

And in reality, you struggled with understanding why she meant that. You didn't even help her carry a bag of her. The bar is in Hades. And for you to work your fingertips together to create a message in which you claim you don't understand what is missing here is what. Like, what do you. Hold on. Okay. So do you. Have you heard of courting?

[Crystal]

Come on. I don't think the kids know how.

[Kid Fury]

To court anymore, which is dreadful. Like, I think you niggas like. And this is the problem with Drake and Rick Ross in this Jet Mansion argument. I think some of you motherfuckers assume that, like, you only court if you're, like, balling or something. And then courting is just buying expensive gifts.

[Crystal]

No.

[Kid Fury]

Or maybe. Cause I don't under. I would have carried this lady's bags. My gosh. Like, it is just a polite thing to do. But if you claim to like someone so much so that you are interested in possibly being this person's boyfriend at some point, why the fuck. First of all, you should have been like, I've got it. That Rice a Roni is on me. Like, that's where. Like, I don't know what's going on.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

But past that, you're like, oh, well, I'm not gonna help this girl carry her bag because I have bags. Even though not only is chivalry dead. Oh, baby, chivalry was assassinated. And chivalry has since been since been, like, dug up out the ground.

[Crystal]

Oh, man, this is bad.

[Kid Fury]

And grave robbed. Like, y'all are not, like, y'all are going into chivalry's grave and stealing from, like. What do you mean? What do you mean? And then the fact that you have been your pestering this bitch. What did I do wrong? Well, let's talk about it later.

[Crystal]

She probably. You said, oh, I've had a crush on her for a long time. She probably knew that. She's probably noticed the googly eyes you make every time she's around.

[Kid Fury]

And she paid. The fact that you didn't offer her not an American dime for her groceries and playfully was like, well, you gonna help me out with it?

[Crystal]

She gave you the perfect opportunity to.

[Kid Fury]

Like, the ultimate assist, which means that she probably kind of liked you too, right?

[Crystal]

Like, y'all had been talking, y'all exchanged numbers. She clearly didn't hate you if you don't. I'm not even. Yes, it would have been nice if you had rushed across the Walmart or whatever to go pay for her groceries. That would have been incredible.

[Kid Fury]

Everybody ain't able. Don't get me wrong.

[Crystal]

And that's fine. However. However, if you like somebody, young people, maybe old people don't know this either, but useless shit. If you like somebody, one of the things you do to show that is make yourself useful to that person.

[Kid Fury]

My God.

[Crystal]

Small things. Small things you talk about. Well, I had to struggle with my gym bag and my umbrella, and I only bought two things, and she also had a gym bag and umbrella, but she had a lot of things. So what's a boy to do, nigga? Take half her bags and deal with it. What do you mean? Like, she had to ask you, once y'all got back to the building to open the door, to scan the key fob so that y'all could go inside. Like, my nigga, you didn't even open the door for the lady.

[Kid Fury]

She paid. She paid. The fact that you didn't even carry her advice.

[Crystal]

You didn't even open the door.

[Kid Fury]

But then you see her struggling, that is grounds to really be pissed off. She joked like, ooh, guess you're not a gentleman. Like, okay. Well, she probably in her head, like, I don't know who raised this nigga. You know, like, it's fine. We could probably work on that. But the fact that you see her struggling to get through the door, and you're still like, well, I had a coffee and I figured, I don't get it.

[Crystal]

She works out. What do you mean? She don't need no help. It's not about what she needs. Do you want to be in this woman's life? Show her that you can be of some use to her. Show her that you can make her life easier, that her life is better. With you around N, this nigga said.

[Kid Fury]

I seen her bench 150, so I knew that she had it in her.

[Crystal]

That's boyfriend stuff. I don't do boyfriend stuff. How you gonna get a girlfriend if you don't do boyfriend stuff?

[Kid Fury]

How you gonna get a girlfriend? First of all, let me tell you the truth, Max.

[Crystal]

Jacob.

[Kid Fury]

Jacob. I can unfortunately point to a number of boyfriends just as daft and dim witted as you. And I don't know how they make it that far. But there is an issue overall. Yeah, I guess when it comes to chivalry and courting and respecting, like, romance, I don't get that in a relationship, you know? And I know that a lot of y'all in general are not really coming up outside of yourself too much for the person in your life.

[Crystal]

That's true.

[Kid Fury]

Especially women of the black variety. But my God, the girlies is out here giving their numbers to n that are like, well, I figured you could open the door yourself if you just used your knee and propped it up. And then. And then you bothering this lady, asking her what the problem is if you don't leave her alone. Leave her alone, like, and then telling.

[Crystal]

Her, well, if I was your man, then I would do something nice for you. That doesn't really make me want to make you my man. Why wouldn't you just. I don't understand.

[Kid Fury]

How would we get to that point?

[Crystal]

Jacob, you fucked up in so many ways. Oh, boy, oh, boy, boy, boy. This is bad. I don't know who taught you how to talk to women, date women, approach women as if you want to be with them, but they really. The ball has been completely dropped. This was. At every turn, you made the wrong decision.

[Kid Fury]

Can you please actually write us back a part two of this and let us know a little bit more about yourself?

[Crystal]

He's 27.

[Kid Fury]

I'm really interested in knowing, right. I'm interested in knowing what, like, maybe family dynamics are or something like that. Because again, the bar is in the ground and unfortunately, a lot of people are putting up with like zero effort from the men in their lives. A lot of men who also have nothing to offer me personally, I don't give a fuck. If you have Drake's 1976 Jetman, you better blow my mind. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. And I'm not talking about taking me down to Bal harbor and telling me to go crazy. You better make me feel emotionally seen, heard and safe. I do not give a fuck about presents. I'll take them. Don't get me wrong, I would like them, but if you think you know what I mean. So it's like already ghetto, not doing great out here. But I want to know. I want to know more about you for research purposes, why you are not understanding the issue in this situation. Carrying women's bags.

[Crystal]

This is just so basic. This is just so basic. Carrying groceries, opening the door when you see a woman has her hands. Anybody, but especially a woman you have a crush on. Like, if a woman I had a crush on was struggling with her. Come on, man. Come on.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know why. I have a vivid memory of when I was in, I think first grade, maybe second grade. I was in elementary school for sure. Very, very young. My mom dropped me off at school, and I was walking to my classroom. She could see my classroom's door from where she dropped me off. And one of the girls who was walking at the same time, I held the door open for her. And my mom said to me after, when she picked me up, she was like, I saw you hold the door for that girl, and I was so proud of you. I was like, my baby has manners. And I remember thinking, like, I was glad I made my mom feel good, but I was also like, that was something. That.

[Crystal]

That was a good thing. That was manners.

[Kid Fury]

I feel like that's just what you do, you know? Like, I was happy that I did something good, but I just. I didn't. That I was doing something that was like. It's just, you know, natural for some of us, I guess.

[Crystal]

But, like, you've seen done a million times, so you just didn't think nothing of it. Exactly.

[Kid Fury]

Again, seeing any woman, I just don't get it. Struggling to walk into their place or carry some groceries. It's just like, would you like some help with that? But you like this person. You want to be this person's boyfriend, but you're like, I will carry your bags for you when I'm your man. How? What happened?

[Crystal]

How you gonna get there? How you gonna get to my man if I have to ask you to open the door when you see me struggling with all my things to get into my apartment building. Why would I then let you be my man?

[Kid Fury]

You 10 years younger than me. Nine years, whatever. But, like, you still were in an era of watching shows where the high school crush carried this person's books. Like, you were still watching TV shows where the crush went and gave this person. Like, you have. You have to have some sort of examples of, like, courting and Chivalry and, like. So the fact that you challenged this grown black woman and it said, see.

[Crystal]

You didn't need my help. Oh, I don't even think you have to worry about leaving her alone. She finna leave you alone. Like, you ain't never gonna be able to speak to that woman again.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, Just.

[Crystal]

Oh, baby. Next time there's a girl you have a crush on, try being nice to her and acting like you want to be in her life and that.

[Kid Fury]

And that you can be useful to it, that you being in her life would add something.

[Crystal]

Just, like, this is the point of dating, of courting. Like, you show what you can bring to the relationship, how you can benefit this person, and, like, vice and vice versa. It's not you giving everything and you don't. Like. That's how it's supposed to be, an exchange. But you niggas, it's for women.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. N are not struggling with coming home to a hot meal.

[Crystal]

No, they don't.

[Kid Fury]

Like. Let's keep it a bit. N are not struggling to, you know, dealing with women who are willing to, you know, be my baby mama don't.

[Crystal]

Take care of the kids. Oh, okay. Well, I'm sure somebody baby mama don't, but most of y'all. No.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, sure.

[Crystal]

Most of them.

[Kid Fury]

I'm sure some baby mama or somebody girlfriend don't cook. Yeah, sure. But most of y'all.

[Crystal]

Most of them are cooking, cleaning, taking care of the kids and working.

[Kid Fury]

You getting steakums and head. And your kids are in school on time, so, like.

[Crystal]

And you're not doing none of that. You not heating up the steakums. You're not sucking your own dick, and you're not taking them kids to school.

[Kid Fury]

Can you braise something in this kitchen, my nigga? Can you put some seasoning on the goddamn. Like, anything.

[Crystal]

Can you carry the groceries in? Or are you gonna tell me I can do it myself? Cause I work out.

[Kid Fury]

Can you take the trash out?

[Crystal]

No. You can do that. You got two arms and two legs, and all four of them work.

[Kid Fury]

Matter of fact, folks, with a nigga at home, you do me a favor real quick. And I've been meaning to ask y'all to do this anyway. Or your earliest convenience, I want you to go to that nigga in your house right now, take your thumb. Okay.

[Crystal]

Nope, don't do this.

[Kid Fury]

Take your thumb, and I want you to wipe behind his ear.

[Crystal]

Don't do this. Don't do it, y'all. You're gonna throw up.

[Kid Fury]

Wipe behind that man's ear with your Thumb.

[Crystal]

Nope.

[Kid Fury]

And then I want you to take a whiff.

[Crystal]

No, don't do that. You gotta pass out.

[Kid Fury]

I want you to then smell your thumb.

[Crystal]

Oh, no.

[Kid Fury]

And then after you do that, I want you to ask yourself some questions.

[Crystal]

Oh, no.

[Kid Fury]

After you do that, then I want you to ask yourself some questions. I'm done. I don't got nothing else to say. Oh, that is Jacob.

[Crystal]

That is gonna.

[Kid Fury]

Don't you ever speak to that lady in your life. Don't ever speak to that lady again. Don't ever talk to her again.

[Crystal]

I hope this helps. I really do. I hope you take something and learn from this. Whatever YouTubers you watching, whatever streamers on Twitch you watching, Incel Content, it sounds like, I don't know, maybe that. But don't. This was.

[Kid Fury]

But a lot of them niggas, like.

[Crystal]

This was just so wrong. Every. Everything.

[Kid Fury]

A lot of them niggas, it was all wrong. A lot of niggas will put a Kevin Samuels ass fake logic behind that type of debate. They don't usually be like, I don't know what the issue was. Can you queer n, like, figure it out? There's something like very Kimmy Schmidt about this. Like it almost feels like some sort of a sitcom where this nigga is just in love with every woman that he sees but has no idea how horrible he is.

[Crystal]

I don't understand what went wrong. You sat there and detailed like five or six things where you just did. You could not have done a wronger.

[Kid Fury]

Thing where a fourth grader would have literally done a better job.

[Crystal]

Next time, act like you actually like the woman, okay? And best of luck to you as you try to date somebody else. That is going to wrap up the questions this week. If you have one for us, send it over to askthereadmail.com. we'll be right back.

[Kid Fury]

We're back. I'm still struggling with Jacob.

[Crystal]

We don't know what Jacob was thinking. Bless that.

[Kid Fury]

And then he wrote that to us.

[Crystal]

He said, I don't know what's wrong. Let me ask those two colors.

[Kid Fury]

Sure they'll understand if anyone will be nice to me about this. Let's see.

[Crystal]

I kind of hope you were trolling, but maybe not. I get the feeling 27 year olds are not the best at dating.

[Kid Fury]

So yeah, that might be.

[Crystal]

Might have something to do.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, 27 years and you point. You hit the nail on the head with the influencers of their generation. Like, I don't know, they're all out here doing this weird speed dating balloon popping bullshit. Like I don't know. Hey y'all, I don't know about you, but maybe this dating app fatigue thing the Internet is talking about is real. Because I'm tired from swiping this way to that way. How many likes or too many likes? Is that the bubble you tap? Should I send a message? I'm nervous. Oh, they sent a message. It's two words. Well, I don't know how to respond to that. It's too much. It's too much. And a lot of dating apps are all about pursuing someone else. But there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself. Field on field, an app where curious people come to connect. You have the breathing room to explore your own desires and go on a journey wherein the person you discover is yourself, you, friend. Because if you can't love on you, if you can't know all about you, if you can't get into you, how anybody else supposed to, right on field, you have options, maybe more than you even think. With 20 plus sexuality and gender identities to choose from, you have the freedom to explore who you are and what you like in ways that you've never even imagined. Plus, there's no pressure to swipe. If you happen to skip someone's profile, you can always go back or undo a dislike, all at no extra cost. If you're looking for friends, connections, all kinds of things and all kinds of forms, Field is the place to do it. So download field, that's F E E L D, get it on the app store or Google play, go have some fun, meet yourself and maybe some fun. Hey y'all.

[Crystal]

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[Kid Fury]

Um, well, that's gonna be it for me in black excellence. I felt like ending on some good news.

[Crystal]

Yeah, wonderful news. Truly.

[Kid Fury]

So we will come back and we Will read your letters after we do kid Furies sports shorts.

[Crystal]

Wonderful.

[Kid Fury]

Welcome back, girlies. I just want to take a very quick moment to congratulate.

[Crystal]

Yay. Yes, we're ready to SABA studio on.

[Kid Fury]

Their WNBA championship win. First for the team. They defeated the Minnesota Lynx 77, 62 recently. The series was actually tied up until game five, where the Liberty tore ass and took home the crown.

[Crystal]

We did do that.

[Kid Fury]

Vicious display of athleticism, talent, vigor, resilience.

[Crystal]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

And camaraderie.

[Crystal]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

By everyone involved, but mostly Ellie the elephant. Now the Liberty entered the finals is the lone and orig the lone and only original WNBA franchise without a championship.

[Crystal]

That's true.

[Kid Fury]

Now it is no longer.

[Crystal]

That is very true.

[Kid Fury]

As the Liberty our winner. And I believe the energy of both the fans. Oh, my God. And the mascot absolutely served these. These talented individuals into their championship win winners. Overall. Overall.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God, I'm so happy.

[Kid Fury]

Winning winners.

[Crystal]

Oh, I'm so happy.

[Kid Fury]

Nobody could beat them. They won.

[Crystal]

So, so happy. I mean, it was just. Just an incredible season for us and I feel like the girls were just waiting for me to become a season ticket holder. They were just waiting.

[Kid Fury]

I think that's what happened for them.

[Crystal]

Yes. I just. When I first. I'm about to get emotional, but when I first moved here, I said I would root for the Liberty and the Yankees because I didn't have a WNBA team or MLB team. And then the Liberty, they played at the Garden for a while and then James don't was sick of that and send them to Westchester. And then the sides brought them to Brooklyn and that was in 2020. And when they came to Brooklyn, I also moved to Brooklyn in 2020. So that's when I started getting in. Yes. Getting more involved and then started going to the games again when we could. And I'm just so to see the moves that this team has made since they were acquired by Joe and Clara and move to Brooklyn and. And just all the things that have changed Bed, Nyjah and Seb holding it down and. And bringing in everybody else. Just an incredible front office to make these things happen. And the energy at Barclays on Sunday was insane. But gotta tell you, I would say both teams were extremely tired. And it was an Olympic year. Everybody was tired. Actually, Game five, I think, was the worst performance from both of the teams in the whole series. And y'all have a lot to say about the refs. To which I say y'all always have a lot to say about the refs. Y'all. About the refs. Thankless in every single game. If you mad at the refs in game five, guess what. I'm mad at them in game four. I don't even think we should have went to game five. But I let that go because bad officiating is part of the game. Unfortunately, refs get wrong. They miss calls. That happens all the time. So y'all mad now because it's the Liberty that won, but y'all wouldn't have been saying nothing if it was the links that it won. So I don't really give a fuck that y'all don't like it, because niggas just hate New York. And you know what? That's fine.

[Kid Fury]

It's fine.

[Crystal]

I'm fine with it. Nigga. Yeah, I'll carry that shit.

[Kid Fury]

You're gonna have to hate that there.

[Crystal]

You're just going to have to hate.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, because that's a fact.

[Crystal]

I think they did this for me personally. And, yeah, I'm just. I cannot wait. The parade is today. When this episode comes, I will probably be at the parade before your. Before I go to your show. Me and Lainey, who, as a lot of you, guessed or asked Queer Community right away now, don't. Don't do this.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, you're gay.

[Crystal]

I'm not that guy.

[Kid Fury]

Ish.

[Crystal]

Feel like I'm getting over it, but I said that like it's Covid. But she. Lainey is indeed named after Bet. Nyjah. And I feel like this was just. It was just a beautiful way to cap an incredible season. I am so, so, so proud of my girls, and I cannot wait to come back and do it again next year. It was just a great. A great season of basketball for me. I enjoyed all of it. Even the weird Caitlin Clark hype and the way her fans do too much. I mean, I don't engage in the basketball stand wars online anymore, so I avoided a lot of that. No, because weren't we just talking about stands and how they don't have no goddamn. The WNBA also has stands who write.

[Kid Fury]

So sports fans and pop fans, they're not too.

[Crystal]

Not too different. Actually. Not at all common.

[Kid Fury]

Fans will actually flip cars over.

[Crystal]

Being fair and objective, all that goes right out the wind.

[Kid Fury]

So sports fans get it popping right outside the arena. Stan's a little more insidious, little shadowy.

[Crystal]

Right, Right.

[Kid Fury]

Especially when you don't see it coming.

[Crystal]

So. But anyway, it was an incredible season, and I'm so happy for JJ when they announced JJ was the Finals mvp.

[Kid Fury]

Crazy, baby.

[Crystal]

Barclays was crazy on Sunday and deserved and Ellie really did come out and, you know, give us a praise break or something when shit started getting rough. It was starting to get scary because, you know, the links came out strong. They came out heavy. They was, you know, close. I mean, it was. It's the finals, you know, it's. It's. Whoever wins this gets the fucking chip. Of course it's gonna be a crazy game. But, yeah, there was several moments of the crowd getting nervous, like, oh, bitch, please, please, please don't break our hearts like this. But, baby, when that. When the clock hit zero after overtime and the confetti rained down, I just almost web. They played the theme from New York, New York, and it was just beautiful. It was such a moment. So. Of course. Of course.

[Kid Fury]

Okay.

[Crystal]

I mean, it's classic. That was the graduation at my. At my graduation. That was our commencement song in Oklahoma. Obviously not.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, the recent one, my master's degree.

[Crystal]

That I just got. But yeah, instead of pomp and circumstance, they played New York, New York.

[Kid Fury]

Okay.

[Crystal]

Iconic. Anyway, shout out to the Liberty, and if you mad, guess what? You're just gonna have to stay mad. Chew these nuts.

[Kid Fury]

Mad.

[Crystal]

After finals, the people who didn't want the Liberty to win.

[Kid Fury]

I mean. I mean, in general, I think a championship finals or championship ending always comes with mad, folks.

[Crystal]

Yeah, well, I'm not talking about Lynx fans. They should be mad. The rest of you just hate us. Oh, but that's your problem, not my. Those are your feelings to process, bitch.

[Kid Fury]

Well, congratulations, Liberty. Congratulations, Ellie. Congratulations, New York. Liberty fans. And. Yeah, how about we do that again next season?

[Crystal]

Did you watch. Did you watch the Celtics and Knicks in the NBA opener last night?

[Kid Fury]

Duh.

[Crystal]

What'd you think?

[Kid Fury]

So many sports, and so much like, the athleticism was on full display, and it was really, like, refreshing to be back in the realm of the girls who were there to play for this particular game. And I was very. Also stunned by the amount of plays as well as the running and the quarters.

[Crystal]

Oh, yeah. Jayson Tatum's performance, though, man.

[Kid Fury]

Jayson Tatum's performance happened. That thing happened.

[Crystal]

The sheer number of threes, that was quite a game.

[Kid Fury]

So many.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Like, I.

[Crystal]

You know, I mean, I hate it had to be the Knicks, but the Celtics came out with a statement, you know?

[Kid Fury]

You know, those Celtics, they are. They're. They're here, they play basketball, and they mean it when they do. Mm.

[Crystal]

I. I can't disagree.

[Kid Fury]

Me neither. So that was Kid Fury's for sure. All right, folks, we're here to end things. It's time for the read. And I will try to keep this real brief. I just have a couple quick things to say to Boosie, unfortunately.

[Crystal]

Oh, I'm so glad.

[Kid Fury]

I have mostly kept Boosie's latest rants, statements, and hood rack antics away from me. Apollo, go away from me with this. You know, for self care preservation.

[Crystal]

That's how we feel.

[Kid Fury]

Unfortunately, I came across a clip and a quote. You know, Caresha's out here doing her best. So she was at Revolt World taping. Caresha, please. Unfortunately, somebody gave Boosie a microphone.

[Crystal]

Oh, God.

[Kid Fury]

And unfortunately, Boosie used that microphone to speak again about his queer daughter, saying she still can't bring her situation to our house. Gross. My daughter is grown because I don't want it to contaminate her other siblings. It's a generation we're raising, and I don't want her to get too contaminated for her other six or seven sisters who look up to her. I want them to bring me grandchildren. Okay, Boosie, I just want to remind you that the biggest contamination in your family is you. It is you, like, specifically in relation to these children. You've been in and out of prison God knows how many times, and since you've been out of prison this last time, you ain't done shit with your career, but teach niggas how to make cinnamon toast crunch casserole. So I don't understand where the contamination. You also have, like, proudly told us that you have no problem soliciting sex workers to engage in sexual acts with your sons while they're underage. Like, contamination, when it comes to your daughter bringing her girlfriend or whoever home to the house is so brazen. But of course you don't see that. You the same niggas we've been talking about this whole goddamn episode. I will remind you all sexuality, gender identity, these things don't nearly work that way. It isn't Covid. Okay?

[Crystal]

Right. Not contagious.

[Kid Fury]

And a lot of y'all know that at this point. Now, I can't speak for Boosie because I do believe him to be an idiot. But I know a lot of y'all know full well that sexuality does not work that way at this point. So much as it makes you uncomfortable, it makes you feel whatever kind of negative feelings because you're a wide open dumbass. And see, you don't want it around you, full stop. That's your problem. That's not the problem of any one of your children or their quote unquote situations. I'd also like it to be known that if I was Your child, or especially someone dating one of your kids. I would be over the moon with the information that I can't come to your house. Cause you know what I don't want for my Thanksgiving, boosie? Butterfinger crusted neck bones.

[Crystal]

That's right.

[Kid Fury]

I don't want no goddamn Skittle, gummies and okra for my Thanksgiving, boosie. So thank. Thank heavens that I can't come to your goddamn house for any sort of a holiday, a pow wow, a Ponderosa, or a meal. Bitch, I don't want to.

[Crystal]

Yeah, you can keep your Capri sun mimosas. I don't want desperately not to be there. I couldn't believe.

[Kid Fury]

Did you see Chex Soda Bellinis? Bitch, I'm not coming. I don't fucking get like, thanks, right? Thank you. I'm going to eat food, right?

[Crystal]

Not taking money, but once. Did you see the video of Ivanna responding to all this in the car, looking like she was about to cry? That's what got me. So she posted a video talking about how her daddy been talking about her. She normally lets the shit slide.

[Kid Fury]

He talks about her all the time.

[Crystal]

But that he lied about. You know, I found out when she brought a girlfriend home and blah, blah, blah, like. And she was like, no, you didn't. You knew a year before that you called me a gay bitch when I came out, and she was. Her face, it was like she was holding back tears, like, trying to be strong enough to get it out. And she didn't bust out crying, at least in the clip I saw. But talking about how this nigga was just, like, talking about her like some bitch off the street, like, this is your child.

[Kid Fury]

That was my last point. That was my very last point.

[Crystal]

What happened to two red bones kissing in the backseat?

[Kid Fury]

We bring this up every single time.

[Crystal]

Boosie talking about his granddaddy. Okay, go ahead. Well, no.

[Kid Fury]

Cause he just.

[Crystal]

I just. He said that, like, his granddaddy didn't let this shit come around. His daddy didn't let it. Now he not gonna let it. And so he hope whoever the next generation is to come take over the throne don't let it. Because that's not how our family is. And we don't condone all that. But, like, you very much do condone all that you had. No, I. I left it alone. I left it alone. Anybody can get a paper mache thrown out of Party City. That means nothing to me but the hypocrisy.

[Kid Fury]

What do we reside over? Welch's fruit snacks?

[Crystal]

Is this not your. You have Dominion over this entire pantry as far as the light touches. Like, nigga, be serious, right? Throne was a lot.

[Kid Fury]

But that was my last point.

[Crystal]

This is your baby. This is your life.

[Kid Fury]

My father, grown ass man, born in the 50s, Jamaican. Okay. I would have to be in cuffs, orange jumpsuit, on like bodies on bodies, you know, Like I would have for my daddy to be in the streets talking shit about me. My dad like, never.

[Crystal]

Let's just fight. Let's just never.

[Kid Fury]

We could not be seeing eye to eye on something. We could disagree or something or whatever. But my daddy is not gonna be in the streets talking shit about me or any one of my siblings to no strangers to prove no points. Because that's none of yalls God God damn business.

[Crystal]

Right?

[Kid Fury]

Why do you get a kick out of tormenting your children in the public?

[Crystal]

Yeah. And then gonna apologize. Oh, daddy, sorry. Sometimes I just say stuff and I ain't realized it would hurt you. You didn't think telling your daughter that she can't bring her girlfriend around because she might contaminate your other children was.

[Kid Fury]

Going through or siblings that look up to her. Are you out of your. No, you are.

[Crystal]

You are.

[Kid Fury]

You are.

[Crystal]

Yeah. That's what she really looked like.

[Kid Fury]

I understand. As a queer person, I understand how your complications run deep.

[Crystal]

Sure.

[Kid Fury]

You need to really speak to somebody about how you feel about your sexuality. Boosie. This is nothing. Like, this is not your kid's history at all. At all. Cause it sounds like your baby's in love. Who, who, who, who, who gonna love you? Bitch, if it wasn't for like the half a second of clout and the fact that you can keep the house stocked up with Cheez its every Friday. Bitch. Most of these motherfuckers wouldn't pick up the phone for your ashy natural black ass either. You need a swift kick and a black as part of your negro ass. We are tired of you talking about sexuality. Yeah, we over it. And the reason that people keep giving you my. Because I hear it and I'm like, why the fuck do people still allow Boosie to talk about the fuck anything for the same reason.

[Crystal]

That's a good question.

[Kid Fury]

That niggas are out here calling Cardi B all kinds of demonic whores and the third child of Satan for having the nerve to have sex while she's pregnant. I know you bitches can't read and don't read. Find anything else? Anything else? You want them to bring home grandchildren. As long as they're cisgender and identify as straight, then they can't come to the goddamn house. Huh? Grandpappy, shut your ugly rotten, raccoon faced ass up. I am so tired of your decrepit disease. Decaying ass. Bitch, you are the ugliest thing from Sunday and still have the nerve to show your face and talk about anything with hate. Bitch, you should be open. Like Yolanda said, you need to open up your heart.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Ugly niggas need to shut the fuck up in 2025. That's my motto. Make white people afraid again. Ugly niggas shut the fuck up, period. And fine niggas, I'm coming for you right after that. Cause a lot of you bitches need to also put a fucking cork in it.

[Crystal]

Yes, speaking of fine regular bitches rise up. Marlon Wayans, who I have, was so cute and who I have respected a lot because of his being very public about having a trans son and being very supportive and even went on Club Shay Shay a few weeks ago talking about how, you know, I saw that parents who don't support their kids ain't shit, blah, blah, blah. But then this Boosie shit came out and he was like, yeah, we need to hold space and have some grace for Boosie and his family. You can't call that man a monster. He's a father who provides and I believe that they will figure it out with God.

[Kid Fury]

And he said he paid sex workers to rape his kids?

[Crystal]

Yes, he did. He said that. He said that.

[Kid Fury]

He said that.

[Crystal]

13, 14 year old sons.

[Kid Fury]

So it's getting dark like you said.

[Crystal]

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not trying to discount the idea that it takes a lot of parents some time to adjust to the news of their child being ligabigotiga. Sure it does. But it does not justify treating your child in this way. It doesn't make it okay. And so yes, we can paint him out to be a monster when he has done this repeatedly since that child's coming out was made public. Like since the rest of us found out about Aveanna being gay, he has been acting like this. So is there a reason, Marlon Wayans, please step to the front. Is there a reason why we can't call this man a monster for treating his child like this over and over, repeatedly trying to turn her siblings against her. That's not monster behavior. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

You have a horror movie coming up. Yeah, it's just kick back, do that. You do not need to put a cape on.

[Crystal]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

For little boosting.

[Crystal]

You really do not. This is the shit he has said publicly. Imagine what he said when Ain't no cameras or phones around. This is cleaned up. This is like the nice version. But you want to have grace and hold space. No, no, no, no, no. There's no need for the. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no need for the rest of us to do that. Mm. Mm.

[Kid Fury]

We can hold space. What we're doing in that space that we can have a discussion in. Because I'm not. I'm not burping none of you niggas. I'm not breastfeeding. Say it again.

[Crystal]

Not Nan.

[Kid Fury]

One of you niggas. If we can hold space. As long as you prepare to come in this space and get cussed the fuck out.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Otherwise I don't understand what the fuck. You know what I mean? Like, you're. Like you said, it is completely understandable, especially as queer people of a certain age, that it does take adjustment for certain parents to, you know, accept or adjust or what have you. But this type of. Like, you're bullying your own kid.

[Crystal]

Yep, yep.

[Kid Fury]

Harassing for strangers to consider the fact that your zebra cake infested house is a throne, a pow. Shut up, you fucking dumb ass hood rat. Shut your stupid ass up, bitch.

[Crystal]

Oh, man, she knows her daddy loves her. That's all that matters. No, the fuck it's.

[Kid Fury]

Does she?

[Crystal]

First of all. Cause the video I saw that didn't look like a child who knew she was loved and was just trying to give her dad some space to figure it out. That looked like a child who was a young woman who has been hurt over and over and over again by her daddy's astounding ignorance. If there is anything remarkable about Boosita is how goddamn stupid he is.

[Kid Fury]

I don't give a fuck. Not Nan. One of you niggas are going to come on the Internet and say, well, the thing about it is, my child, not you, Brian McKnight. None of you niggas are going to come up 50 Cent. I don't care. You're not going to come on the Internet and bully your fucking kid and be like. Because the only niggas who be waving pom poms around for you motherfuckers are the same niggas who spend more time in a barbershop and at the fucking. At Wingstop than they do with their own goddamn kids. I don't care about your motherfucking ghetto ass opinion, E either. Kirk, shut up.

[Crystal]

Yeah, it's just extremely trash the way this girl has been treated. And my heart breaks for her because Boosie is your daddy. Like, she Said at the end of her video, she was like, I don't. Like, at the end of the day, you are my blood. And I just said, I am so sorry for that. I am so. I am so. I can't tell you. I am so sorry that your mama made the decision to lay down with that man. I am so sorry.

[Kid Fury]

It's.

[Crystal]

You deserve so much better than that.

[Kid Fury]

Great uncle like your daddy.

[Crystal]

You deserve so much better than this dumbass nigga being your daddy. Dumb, ignorant, hurtful. Deliberately. He is deliberately doing these things. This is not the first time the Internet has told Boosie to stop being a homophobic piece of shit and act like he loves his child. This is not the first time daddy just be saying stuff. I ain't know it was gonna hurt you. How. How profoundly goddamn dumb do you have to be to not think that accusing your child of contaminating her other siblings would be hurtful? Do you just so. Do you not have feelings?

[Kid Fury]

You know what's contaminated? That whole kitchen in the house. I can't come over. Cause I know you bitches don't wash nothing. I know that you motherfuckers don't wash nothing while you open over here putting Frosted Flakes and Fruity Pebbles on them chicken cutlets. Bitch, I know you ain't got no Lysol wipes in this motherfucker, Boosie. So if we're talking about contamination, let's talk about the cross contamination that's going from that kitchen to that living room. Everybody in the house sick.

[Crystal]

Yeah, that really pissed me off. Like, you. I feel like I have cussed Boosie out so many times that I just want it to go away. Like, I just.

[Kid Fury]

Just stop.

[Crystal]

Just go away. Girl, why.

[Kid Fury]

Shut the fuck up.

[Crystal]

Like, ugly niggas need permits. We gonna start rationing them out. When y'all are allowed to talk about.

[Kid Fury]

How long fees, like big top dollar charges.

[Crystal]

Yeah, $1,000aminute for you.

[Kid Fury]

You need to shut the fuck up next year, baby. The other day, I forgot to mention this. I don't know why, but this was supposed to be a read for a while ago. I went to San Francisco like I said the other day, and on my flight out of LAX to go to San Francisco. Whoa, was that a day? First of all, the flight was supposed to leave a little after 2pm I think we took off, like, officially took off at, like, 8:45.

[Crystal]

Wait, who else delayed Kia?

[Kid Fury]

You?

[Crystal]

The same thing happened to Kia last week. She was on the tarmac for, like, seven hours trying to fly back to The East Coast.

[Kid Fury]

Well, we were delayed. We spent most of the time in the act at the gate. Like, delay.

[Crystal]

That's the worst crowding around.

[Kid Fury]

Delayed, delay, delayed. And I was just like, eventually, I'm like, I'm gonna have to ask them if they think this flight is actually coming because it's now been, like, five hours, and if I have to go home, I just want to go home now. Eventually the plane comes. We get all bored on the plane, and then it takes forever again for them to finally, like, you know, pull off from the gate. They circle around a whole bunch of times. Times there's this white woman who's in, you know, sitting in the section I'm in. She's up in first class, and she's like. I heard her at some point asking the flight attendant, this black guy. Well, she wanted, like a Pepsi and some pretzels or something like that. And he told her once, twice, three times during this process that he couldn't give it to her until we took off. Like, he could give her a drink, I think, but he couldn't give her pretzels or something, whatever. She had to wait until they took off. Everybody tired. We have been waiting for this flight to leave. I don't know why I started to fall asleep, because that's all I wanted to do. Eventually I'm woken up because I hear the announcer, the whatever, the speaker come up and announced that we're going back to the gate. And we're going back to the gate because I don't know why, what happened, but some people on the flight somewhere wanted to get off for one reason or the next. Okay, so, like, three folks had us where we were supposed to take off, go back to the gate.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

So that they could get off the plane. Everyone's booing them as they're walking off. It is chaos and dramatics.

[Crystal]

I'm just picturing this. People get feral on planes.

[Kid Fury]

They really, really do.

[Crystal]

They really do.

[Kid Fury]

It's insane.

[Crystal]

It's actually a problem.

[Kid Fury]

And so when they get off the plane and the pilot says, you know, we have to wait such and such. And then we're gonna go try this again. The white lady says again for like, the fourth time and, like, loud and obnoxiously now to the. The. To the flight attendant. So if you could since. Can I have my pretzels now? Because, like, if you can let these people off of the flight and we have to wait, then I think I should be able to get my pretzels and my Pepsi. And so the Flight attendant comes over to her and he's like, you know, ma'am. You know. And she's like, well, I just don't understand. Crystal hand to God. I unbuckle myself.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God. No, you didn't.

[Kid Fury]

Turned around. I perched up and I said, loud as possible, sir. Excuse me, sir. Hi. Hello.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God. Not you, Shawn.

[Kid Fury]

Nobody gives a fuck about her pretzels. Please go do your job. Uproarious applause like. And I'm not doing. I swear to God, like, on everything I said, we don't give a damn about that lady or her pretzels. Please go do your job. You done told her time after time that she can't have them. We don't wanna hear about her pretzels no more. So she finally shut the fuck. Like, I wasn't. I was just fed up.

[Crystal]

Straight out of the movies.

[Kid Fury]

It was impulsive.

[Crystal]

Straight outta the movies.

[Kid Fury]

It just came out of me.

[Crystal]

You had enough. You had enough.

[Kid Fury]

So he eventually goes back up to the front so he can sit down and do his job or whatever. She shut the fuck up. The white man sitting next to her, who I guess was her man or whatever, he looked at me, but he ain't say nothing. Cause he had the sense not to. I swear to God, a white man in front of me, when I went to go sit back down, held his fist up behind for me to dap him not.

[Crystal]

The whole plane was sick of her shit. Bitch, you could have brought Pepsi and pretzels onto the plane if you wanted them that bad.

[Kid Fury]

We were sitting at the gate for five hours. If you wanted pretzels this viciously, madam, you could have brought them on the flight with you. Why the fuck we are all tired and all frustrated? Why do you feel as though you have the right to add to our frustration by pestering this man about pretzels? Shut the fuck up today, Karen. And that's exactly what she did. And this is why I said, white people, you need to be afraid of niggas again. When it comes to 20, 25 and beyond. If I have to be at the front of the line when it comes to this mission statement, so be it. Shut your ass up. You're not getting no pretzels. You ain't getting no Pepsi until the rules say that you can get them. And if I gotta be the nigga to remind you today, bitch, so I shall do it. Tag me in, coach. I'm ready. I've trained 10 toes down. Call me Simone Biles, because I can flip my way through this bitch. And I promise you I'll stick the landing. You're gonna shut up today. Pretzels. Fuck you, girl.

[Crystal]

Like, sweetie, in five hours you could have lapped the airport like 30 times. There are 9 million establishments selling snacks and sodas at the airport. It might be a $8 Pepsi, but if you want. That's why she didn't. She would have had to pay for the Pepsi in the airport. She wanted the Pepsi that was included with the cost of her flight. That's what it is.

[Kid Fury]

I bet you guess whose business and prerogative that is?

[Crystal]

Nobody else's.

[Kid Fury]

Not a single goddamn soul on this bitch but you.

[Crystal]

I guarantee. Cause I'm thinking, why wouldn't you just go buy a fucking Pepsi? Cause you wanted the Pepsi that comes on the plane. Not free. Included in the price of your ticket.

[Kid Fury]

Thank you.

[Crystal]

30 cents. It costs them to give you a can or Pepsi.

[Kid Fury]

It's not a free Pepsi.

[Crystal]

It's not free.

[Kid Fury]

No, no, no.

[Crystal]

It is included in your.

[Kid Fury]

I don't give a fuck what she wanted on this goddamn planet. And what the fuck do these people. Removing the. Or being removed from the plate or what does that have to do with your. With pretzel and Pepsi availability? Yeah, would you like to. Do you want one that bad? Because if you follow them, you can get one right out there.

[Crystal]

They didn't say, if you would like snacks, then follow us here. And then you like, oh my God, why not me? Like that would be legit.

[Kid Fury]

What made you feel like there was this. Anything happening right now changed what he told you about the availability of pretzels and Pepsi a second ago. He told you you can't get them till we're in the air. We are on the ground. Shut up, Madison. I don't want to fucking hear it. Okay, so on the matter of hot topics, I believe we have the hottest topic of all.

[Crystal]

I believe that same thing.

[Kid Fury]

I think that might be the Hot topic. We'll just call this one Hot Top. Pure. Pure.

[Crystal]

They had shut the doors at I think like 7:30 or something and brought everybody upstairs for the actual event to start. Yes. Oh, Lord.

[Kid Fury]

I was nervous.

[Crystal]

And that's when I started getting. Yeah, I started getting nervous. What about you?

[Kid Fury]

Same. I was also. Like, I didn't know what to expect. Like I didn't know what they were going to do for the event. Part of itself, you know, like if I. Again, I'm.

[Crystal]

We just had no idea what to expect because it's Beyonce.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just. I can't believe I'm there. People were like, oh, you guys look nice. It was just a lot. We're seeing people that we recognize. Fucking everyone looks super gorgeous and expensive. I'm just. Yeah, but once it was like, expensive. Okay, they closed the door. The thing. The event's about to start. That's when I also got nervous because I'm just like, I don't know what's gonna happen and if it's gonna cause me to have a heart attack or what.

[Crystal]

Do you remember being a little hood rat who was trying to hit her vape pen in the middle of the party? Do you remember that?

[Kid Fury]

No, I don't remember that.

[Crystal]

Because I remember being like, there's too many people in here. I need to take my nasal spray. My anti Covid nasal spray. I don't do that. I don't do big crowds. I don't do parties. So. And I brought my nasal spray with me, baby. I don't play like that.

[Kid Fury]

I left mine at home.

[Crystal]

And I don't know, one of my friends, I don't know who, but kind of like tried to duck underneath their white circular telfar bag and hit their vape. And it's just a cloud of I.

[Kid Fury]

Don'T know how could be weed smoke.

[Crystal]

Came up out of nowhere. But who knows? Who knows how that happened?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, who knows?

[Crystal]

So, but everybody is mixing, mingling. It's a cute time. You know, it's very la. So nobody is going up to the obvious blatant celebrities in the room. Like, nobody's being weird as far as I can see. Everybody's just kind of chilling. It's a very LA party, very cool, very cute. DJ was incredible. I'm not sure who was DJing, but shout out to that bitch. Cause I had a good ass time.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, she was.

[Crystal]

I had a good ass time.

[Kid Fury]

I should have asked her name or something.

[Crystal]

And then all of a sudden they have like this area that's kind of partitioned off with like these big flowy linens drapes. It's like this kind of tent area. And then all of a sudden, the tent parts and out floats Beyonce, Giselle knows Carter. And the next supreme, Blue Ivy Carter. When I tell you N 80% of the room moved from where they were to get closer to them.

[Kid Fury]

85 to 87% of them.

[Crystal]

It was incredible. Everybody stopped what they were doing, stopped their conversations, and immediately moved in that same general direction, which thankfully was across the room from us. Because I needed y'all to back up. Cause again, too many people in my space. Covid. Like, I need y'all to back up. So thankfully, they were across the room from us. But it was like Beyonce walked in and there's no spotlight, but it was like a spotlight was on her. And you didn't even see Blue Ivy at first.

[Kid Fury]

I didn't. I didn't see her at first. When she came in, I was about to say one of y'all. I don't know if it was. I think it was you, because you were the only one I remember facing that direction.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

But someone was like, oh, there she is, and said it, like, very calm. And I turned and I saw her, and I think I turned away because.

[Crystal]

I wasn't even expecting her to be there. Cause it's Beyonce. She could have a party and not show up.

[Kid Fury]

All I thought to myself was, obviously, it is a possibility. This lady also has an album coming out in a month, and who knows, whatever the fuck up.

[Crystal]

Oh, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

So she might leave it to her mom to. You know. Because I think Ms. Tina came out first. Did she come out first?

[Crystal]

I didn't see Miss. I didn't see Miss Tina till after I saw Beyonce.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, actually, I might have saw her after, too. Gorgeous. Fantastic jumpsuit.

[Crystal]

Beautiful jumpsuit, like, looked incredible.

[Kid Fury]

She was quietly eating Beyonce hood. She was like, yes.

[Crystal]

You know, her and blue bows. She was hanging out, like, five feet behind her mama and just casually being taller than most of the adult women who were present.

[Kid Fury]

That's how I peeped her. You again. You said.

[Crystal]

You said you don't see blue tall ass.

[Kid Fury]

You said something to the effect of like, oh, blue is so tall, or something like that.

[Crystal]

And I went, mm, taller than me. Blue is here as well. Yeah, you lost it.

[Kid Fury]

And I was just like, oh, fuck. You have got to be giving Madman in the same room as all three of these people. Mm.

[Crystal]

Yep. But it didn't last for long. It did not last for long. I saw comments on the Internet being like, oh, Beyonce came in and went around the room and spoke to everybody. That did not happen. Beyonce came in that one little spot she was at. She talked to whoever was in that spot.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crystal]

And then she was looking around like, okay, time to go. And she and her daughter hightailed it to a whole nother side of the room, presumably to take pictures, and, you.

[Kid Fury]

Know, went to go see the decompress part that we were talking about.

[Crystal]

But she definitely. She did not. She didn't make her rounds. I don't know why y'all thought that. It was not that. Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Did. She did her business. And there was a voice the voice of God or whatever that came up and was like, the doll babies are gonna be doing a speech. They were like, they're gonna. There's gonna be a speech coming up soon. Please, for the duration of the speeches.

[Crystal]

Oh, God.

[Kid Fury]

Refrain from recording. Refrain from, you know, any picture taking. As soon as the speeches end, feel free to pull your phones back out and do shoop da whoop. My niggas.

[Crystal]

Listen to that.

[Kid Fury]

That I did. You did. I. We did. We did.

[Crystal]

Do you think them hashtag influencers paid attention to that extremely explicit warning?

[Kid Fury]

I got.

[Crystal]

No, they did not. A lot of y'all embarrassed yourselves climbing up onto literally climbing shots of Beyonce. The lady just told you not to record. What are you niggas doing? So, yeah, she came out. She and Blue came out. They went to go tour, whatever else. So the party happened. It was probably maybe a good 20, 30 minutes in between when Beyonce first came out and then when they did the speeches. So n had gotten back to mingling. Everybody had kind of relaxed, and I had even asked Alex, like, is it over? Did she just pop in and show her face? And now she's gone. Because if she's gone, I can't. No shade. No shade. But I've seen her, so I can go, right? And so that's when, like, you said, the voice of God came on and was like, everybody, chill. Don't be weird. Don't record while Ms. Tina and Beyonce are talking. And y'all did the exact opposite of that. And I was like, see, this is why a lot of you don't get invited nowhere and why Beyonce don't, because a noticeable. And unfortunately, not everybody. Yeah, more than one person said, fuck that thing that I literally turned on their video camera that I just heard.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, that happened.

[Crystal]

So they gave. Ms. Tina started off and introduced Beyonce, and they had these beautiful words about how much sacred meant to them, how much hair care means to them. And Beyonce introduced this hair show that really reminded me of the, like, Atlanta. Like the. Yes. Like the Bronner brothers hair Expo type thing. Like, if you've ever been to a hair show, it was very much like that. They had all these different designers, and each designer had two models that they had done these beautiful hair creations on.

[Kid Fury]

And it was inspired by the bottles, I think, or the designs.

[Crystal]

Yeah. Inspired by the products. Yeah. So the designs of each product, they each had a different product that. That they worked off of, based off that. So it was. I mean, it was called, like, a ball. It was so fun.

[Kid Fury]

Sean Wesley was there hosting, and Commentating.

[Crystal]

Yes. Yes. Incredible time. That was so fun. So I was like, oh, I'm so glad I didn't leave before this, because this hair show is everything. Like, I'm fully enjoying it.

[Kid Fury]

Right.

[Crystal]

So. And that was the point where we could record, because Beyonce and Ms. Tina were done talking. So we were fully capable and able. Allowed to record all the parts of that. I'm just saying. Cause so many of you don't follow the rules.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crystal]

So when you don't get invited again, understand that it's because you don't follow the fucking rules. It's so simple. That really pissed me off.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

[Crystal]

We asked you to do one thing. They didn't confiscate our phones. They didn't like, make us swear to not tell anybody where we were or what we were doing or what. What. It was about, like, all they.

[Kid Fury]

You walked in, and they were literally.

[Crystal]

Like, you thirsty bitches, like.

[Kid Fury]

And as soon as they're done talking, you can record some more.

[Crystal]

Oh, my God. Literally give it two minutes. They weren't even up there that long. It pissed me off that people just refused to follow the very simple, only instruction that they gave us that whole fucking night. But anyway, yes.

[Kid Fury]

The hair showed me off was a lot.

[Crystal]

If it was up to me, I would have kicked y'all out. I would have kicked y'all out. But it wasn't up to me. Beyonce is a kinder person than I am, clearly. Yeah. And so the hair show was really nice. Loved the models, loved the looks. It was. It was so fun. Again, reminded me so much of home having a good time. So then the hair show ends, and it's just, you know, back to regular party. The. The sacred team is walking around with hors d'oeuvres. And, you know, there's champagne. People are going to the bar to get drinks. Everybody's having a good time, et cetera, et cetera. And then what happened, friend.

[Kid Fury]

Man? Then we were both like, hey, great night. Gorgeous night. Beautiful night. So a car.

[Crystal]

A car. After the hair show, I was like, I think technically I can still make it to the airport.

[Kid Fury]

You have to understand, I'm still dying that I'm even there. And I'm praying for the moment that I can go home and unpack all of this emotionally and be like, oh, my gosh, be a part of. Beyonce was there. She was so gorgeous. Blue was there. Oh, my God, she's perfect. Oh, my God. What Miss Tina was wearing. Oh, my goodness. She's so gorgeous. Oh, my God. Beyonce spoke and she said, thank you for coming out in the rain. She's just. We were experiencing the same weather as her. Oh, my God. Like, I was just ready to go home and, like, freak out about everything that had taken place over the past two days.

[Crystal]

Same. I wasn't ready to go because, you know, I don't care. It was because I was so overwhelmed by the experience.

[Kid Fury]

Overwhelmed.

[Crystal]

Yes. Before we move on to the. The huge part of this experience, I just want to say, when Ms. Tina walked in, I did almost want to be like, oh, Ms. Tina, do you still want to, like, hang out tonight? Or do you still want to do our little. Whatever we're supposed to be doing tonight? Like, can you imagine if I had embarrassed myself like that because of Alex and her life?

[Kid Fury]

And see, this is why you have to be careful with words. As long as my beautiful with the words. At this point, we're both ready to go.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And just freak out.

[Crystal]

We are, because it's been too much. And we're ready to. Yes. We're ready to go be crazy somewhere in private.

[Kid Fury]

Yes. And that's when Alex is like, oh, let me just, you know, hit them up. Hit the sacred people.

[Crystal]

See, it's okay for us to leave. Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Let me text and cvette. See if, you know, if they need anything more from you before you go. Lies. It was all lies. And I'm like, okay, fine. Like, I'm literally gonna pee on myself. But, like, go ahead. I'm. As soon as. If they're done. Great. I don't wanna leave before they need anything else. So fun.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

I want to say we were staying.

[Crystal]

There for, like, I had already went to the bathroom and washed my hands.

[Kid Fury]

I did too.

[Crystal]

Yeah. It wasn't that long. I had to because people kept shaking my hand. I'm like, oh, I don't do this, Covid. No. So I had to go. Bathrooms also, just FYI. Completely matching the decor. Utterly gorgeous. Like, they. They really left no stone unturned in the planning of this party.

[Kid Fury]

Sacred was printed on the elevator.

[Crystal]

So gorgeous. So, yeah. It wasn't that long after the hair show ended that one of the girls, I think it was Ruth from Sacred shout out to Ruth came up to the table and was like, you two come with me. And I think that is when my vagina just detached itself from my body a tiny bit. And I just left it right there.

[Kid Fury]

Just the small. I had maybe a tiny amount.

[Crystal]

Just a little sploosh.

[Kid Fury]

And so she walks us back behind these beautifully draped curtains that are lining the. Yep.

[Crystal]

Clearly private area, not for regular niggas.

[Kid Fury]

So we walk past these curtains, and she's like, stand right here. And it's like, right against the wall. And there's an open door right there as well. And you turn to me and you're like. Like, is what I think happening? Act like, is it happening? And I was like. I was like, girl, this is probably just the line for the bathroom.

[Crystal]

No.

[Kid Fury]

And I grabbed your hand because I knew that. You did.

[Crystal]

You grabbed my hand? You did. You knew that was a lie. But the step. Remember the step and repeat was down the hallway. So I'm thinking maybe. Maybe they're going to let us take pictures with the step and repeat. Yes.

[Kid Fury]

So we're there for maybe a minute or two. I'm shitting. And then your eyes weren't even open. So sorry. I, like, I don't even remember who among the team said, okay, come on in. Come in here into this open doorway.

[Crystal]

Into this private dressing area.

[Kid Fury]

Quite literally probably the largest dressing room I've seen or been inside of.

[Crystal]

Mm, absolutely. And gorgeous decor again, fully matching the rest of the party. Gorgeous white couches everywhere. Everything is beautiful. And we walk in. Immediately, camera bulbs start going off, lights are flashing. And right there and right in front.

[Kid Fury]

Of us, in both of her heels, all of her might and each square inch of her beauty stands the one, the only, Beyonce. And a grinning, a smiling, cheerful, charming Beyonce. Smiling, being cheerful and charmful in our direction, waiting for us to enter the room.

[Crystal]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

And smile directly at us. The next few minutes of my life scattered emotionally, mentally, I think I dipped in and out of this experience. We both received hugs.

[Crystal]

We did immediately. And she said, it's so good to finally meet y'all in person. In person.

[Kid Fury]

I'm like, excuse me, what are you. What are you saying?

[Crystal]

What do these words mean in American English? What the fuck are you trying to say to me right now, Madam? Finally meet me. What? Meet me.

[Kid Fury]

What exactly are you saying to me directly today? Let it be said before moving on too quickly. Blue Ivy is sitting right at, like, a vanity, not, like, mere feet away.

[Crystal]

In, like, a director's chair. Instantly right to the left, like, immediately. Did not give one damn about it.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, that's happening.

[Crystal]

But she kept walking, saw us and.

[Kid Fury]

Heard our names and was present to also hear our voices. The one and only Blue Ivy Carter. Director, choreographer, producer, creative manager of Beyonce, director of photography, agent, publicist, trainer. She knows cfo. She is that we exist.

[Crystal]

Well, I mean, she may have immediately forgotten it.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, no, I don't I didn't say she remembers. Somewhere in my mind, though, there is an experience that contains us.

[Crystal]

Yeah, and I mean, obviously, Stan, our new supreme. But. But I'm losing my mind internally because Beyonce is reaching out to hug me and talking about how happy she is to meet me. And then in my peripheral, I see cousin Angie on one of the couches and she is fully grinning. She's looking like, yeah, you niggas are having your moment, eh? Congratulations, niggas.

[Kid Fury]

Like, for her to know that this means something to a mother. Yeah, she does that, you know, even a fraction of something.

[Crystal]

Just something about me. And how do you.

[Kid Fury]

How is that?

[Crystal]

How do you know me, though? How have you heard of me? That doesn't make sense.

[Kid Fury]

Did we step through, like, a multiversal point? Are we in another reality? Dr. Strange?

[Crystal]

Ms. Yvette is over there, like, literally jumping up and down, clapping her hands. I don't think anybody's happier for us. Thank Missy Phattius. And so do you want to tell the people what happened for you when that. When we walked in the door?

[Kid Fury]

I don't think I do.

[Crystal]

Okay, well, you don't have to, you know, it's your story.

[Kid Fury]

Listen, I have always said to myself, if for whatever reason, God rolled the dice one day and said, you, you get to meet this person. I was always like, girl, don't cry, don't freak out. Do not make this lady uncomfortable. You be a normal, upright human being. You say, I appreciate you so much. I'm so inspired by you. You're the artist of my life. What happened instead is that my emotion went haywire. I was crying, but I was also fighting to make sure that tears didn't come out because I didn't want to be red faced and fuck up my makeup in front of this lady. I just was like. But I don't know if words came out of my face, I think so. What I do remember, and this is why I appreciate you and what we've built together without me even sharing what I just said to you. You were great. I mean, I shouldn't have been shocked. You handled the Miss Tina thing expertly, but you were just like, wow, it's such an honor to meet you. I was just talking about how your mom did my hair yesterday. And she was. It reminded me of being in a hair salon with my mom when I was a kid and visiting Texas. And you're just the artist of my lifetime. You like, you did it. And meanwhile, I was there like. Like, I was like.

[Crystal]

I. Yeah, I remember she Went to hug you, and you were weeping, and she was like, come on now.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God.

[Crystal]

I do remember my words shaking.

[Kid Fury]

I didn't even recall this until the next day, but you starting the conversation about the hair and stuff. I do remember the next day that I did say to her, like, the thing that I loved the most about the experience was I had just cut my hair. Like, I grew my hair out for the first time last year, and I just didn't know how to take care of it, and I cut it all off. Like, when I figure out how to properly treat my hair, whatever to put in it, what not to put in it, then I'll go on this hair journey again. And then randomly this weekend, they're like, hey, you want to go on a hair journey with Beyonce's new product? So. And I didn't even say that many words, but I do remember saying to her, like, this is right on time, because I was trying to learn how to use, you know, treat my hair anyway. And she was like, the products really work. Like, they really work.

[Crystal]

We have bullshitting you, girl.

[Kid Fury]

She was like, oh, you got the Miss. She was talking to you. She was like, oh, you got the Miss Tina treatment, huh? Or you got. What did you say? You got the Miss Tina?

[Crystal]

I'm not gonna say, okay, this is my private business.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, you had, like, a conversation.

[Crystal]

No, I will say, like, we. So you were. You needed a minute. Clearly a couple. And so Ms. Yvette was like, you know, tell her about your experience at the salon. And so that's what I was doing. She had to prompt us because we were kind of spiraling a little.

[Kid Fury]

I was looking at the floor. I think, oh, what an embarrassment.

[Crystal]

She had to prompt us. So, you know, I was telling her yesterday, being in the salon with your mama was like, being in the salon with my ain't when I was growing up, and I did say, and your mama trimmed my hair. And that's when she said, ah, you got the Tina trim. And she started cracking up. And that's when I knew, oh, you're not special. Ms. Tina will cut anybody's hair. If you are around Ms. Tina and there's a sink and some shampoo, she will offer to trim your hair. I just want y'all to know that, like, that was not, like, exclusive or special to me at all. Because the fact that Beyonce was like, oh, it's the Tina trim. It's like, oh, yeah, there's a name for it. This is how often her mama goes to cut other people hair. Like, she just does this. So it was a lot of that. You know, just kind of talking about how much fun I had at the salon, how much it reminded me of home, and how excited I was for her country area era. As a girl from Oklahoma, who. Who has loved her so much, who loved Daddy Lessons when it came out, has been waiting for her to keep going with this. And yeah, I did mention that, you know, I wanted to make sure that I told her that she was the artist of my lifetime. And I was just so honored and so grateful that she kept putting her work out into the world and kept doing her thing, because her music meant so much to me and has really done so much for me. Like, I'm. And the people who listen to this show know this, but Beyonce is legitimately my favorite artist of all time. And so I just want to put that into perspective. Like, your favorite artist of all time could be a local girl who has 50 fans. It don't matter if that person has made the music that has resonated with you the most that you really connect with, to have that person not only want to meet you, to have their team, like, put forth the effort to make sure you're in a room where she can meet you because she wants to meet you. And then completely validating you, telling you, like, she. We're saying we're so honored to meet you. And she's like, no, I'm honored to meet y'all. And it's like, no, bitch, that's not how this works. What are you talking about?

[Kid Fury]

Actually impossible. And I don't.

[Crystal]

She called me beautiful twice. She called me beautiful twice.

[Kid Fury]

Um, yeah. So that happened. Um. I'm freaking. I want to vomit.

[Crystal]

She was so beautiful. She was so kind.

[Kid Fury]

She was gorgeous.

[Crystal]

She was so sweet.

[Kid Fury]

She was amazing.

[Crystal]

Of course, her.

[Kid Fury]

She was dressed impeccably. Her hair's great. Her smile, her energy. Entire room, like, except for blue. The entire room was excited for us.

[Crystal]

Yeah, blue again. I'm pretty sure she was back on her phone at that point, but everybody else was a blue hype for us.

[Kid Fury]

Ideal for me. Blue Ivy.

[Crystal]

Yeah, don't look at me. Being a regular 11 year old girl. Yeah, she was a regular girl. Mm.

[Kid Fury]

I will take that. The entire experience was otherworldly.

[Crystal]

It was.

[Kid Fury]

They had. And at some point, I guess I believe, again, it was Ms. Yvette who was like, oh, you know, okay, like, come, let's take a picture. I believe she was, like, pictured.

[Crystal]

She had to orchestrate the whole thing. Yeah, she had to. Cause honestly, We. I mean, we had had what I felt like was more than enough time with Beyonce, and it couldn't have been more than five or six minutes, but I felt like, you know, she kept talking to the both of us, and when she talks to you, she looks you right in your eyes, directly into both of us holding onto your hands. She's the most beautiful. Oh, my God. It sounds wild to say this, but Beyonce is more beautiful in person than she is in photos. To be that close to her, I'm like, you don't. You honestly don't understand what your music has meant to me. The situations that your music has gotten me through and the way I resonate with you as an artist is just so. It means so much to me. And she was just so gracious and so kind. It was. You could not ask for a nicer experience of meeting your absolute favorite artist of all time. No exceptions. Like, you could not have asked for a better moment. And for me, it was twofold, because it's like, not only do I get to meet you, but, like, I didn't have to stalk you to meet you. I didn't have to pay to meet you. I didn't have to. I mean, it matters to me that Beyonce wanted to meet me. Like, that is a level of external validation that I have never received in my life from somebody that I respected so much and looked up to so much. For somebody like Beyonce to be like, I see you exactly as you are. I see your value. I see your worth. I appreciate you. I love what you do. I want you to keep going. I'm so proud of the both of you. Like, the things she said to me. It was an incredible night. And then, yes, Ms. Yvette was like, okay, let's take a picture. Like, everybody, you know, get your shit together. Time to take a photo.

[Kid Fury]

That photographing could be a part of this experience.

[Crystal]

Right? I didn't even realize, like, some of the influencers, I guess there's a few people who got to meet her, and they had their phones out. They had people recording. I'm like, oh, I didn't even think of that. Like, I was fully just in the moment when Beyonce. I was not thinking about, like, hey, girl, can we take a selfie? Which, you know, in hindsight, I guess I should have, but I was just. I was just so focused on that moment and being able to really talk to her about, like, just. Yeah, just what she meant to me and how much fun I had at the salon. What a great time I had at the salon. With the products and all that. But just more importantly, this incredible black woman being such an innovative, incredible artist and constantly changing the game constantly. One upping herself and just serving as such a huge inspiration and a source of pride for me. Like, I'm just so glad that I got the chance to say that to my favorite artist of all time. Cause most people don't. Yeah, most people don't get the chance to be that close to their faves and to say the things that I got to say to her. So I was just so overwhelmed with gratitude. We walked out of. We walked out of that dressing room and back to our table. And I think I was still in a state of shock. Like, I managed to get through it, but I remember saying, I need to get back to my hotel room. I need to be alone so that I can really sit with what just happened to me. Cause it's a lot.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. Once we got out of the room is when I fully cried. Like, that's when it was like, fuck the makeup. Fuck that. I got all white on. Fuck whatever. And I didn't really even want to. It was more so just that, like, hmm. I attempted to take my life nearly a year ago, and I'm still learning from that experience. I think I'm still growing from it. I think I'm still healing from it. And so there's something that I don't know I can describe yet besides saying that it is powerful about living through an experience like that and then having a moment that is so indescribably joyful and such a blessing and so emotionally monumental. And I thought about every single person who has listened to this show, shared the show with people, quoted stuff, gone through the ups and downs, missed weeks, late weeks, good weeks, bad weeks. All of the things that. That people have afforded us by hearing us literally and metaphorically and seeing us and sharing with us and relating. And for that to be an experience that I said the next day that I felt like. Or maybe yesterday, I felt like. Like our listeners, like, crowd surfed us into that room. Well, because I have. I've been sharing my love for this lady since YouTube. We have talked about her being the greatest since the beginning of this show and before.

[Crystal]

Yeah, I mean, obviously, our fandom started way before 11 years ago, but yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I'm talking about, like, the Bills, Bills, Bills video comes on, and I'm in my grandmama's family room with my cousins Crystal and Janelle. Like, I'm Beyonce. I don't know what y'all can sing or Dance whatever part you want to do, but it's me. I'm Beyonce, like, forever ago.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

So touching her hand, it reveled because I knew what spot she would be at on stage when Halo came on. Still iconic, sitting outside a Parkwood, hoping that maybe she would show her face one day. Like, all of that is just.

[Crystal]

I bought a pit ticket for formation. I sat. Not sat, because there's no chairs in the pit. I stood outside for, like, what, nine, ten hours to be in the pit, the closest possible space to the stage to Beyonce. Like, I. That is how much this woman's musicianship and her artistry has meant to me. It's just to have all of that that I feel for her reflected back to me individually, personally. Like you, Crystal. Yes, I'm talking to you, you bitch, who have been so hard on yourself and so mean to yourself and never got yourself any fucking slack. I, Beyonce, am so happy to meet you, and I'm so glad you're here, and I'm so thankful for your existence. That means I can't even tell you.

[Kid Fury]

I just.

[Crystal]

I can't even tell. Beyonce knows who I am. Beyonce knows who I am for real. She really does.

[Kid Fury]

So I just feel, like, grateful, and it was, like, a great experience. Very emotional and awesome. One thing that I've always, like, found personal motivation in when it comes to her and, like, my fandom, and I've said this a million times, is her work ethic. I can't sing and dance and do all the other. I'm not a bad bitch. But one thing I can do, or at least aspire to do, is to work as hard and to find love and passion in the work that I do. That's something I've always even. It's been freakish to me how much this lady works, how hard this lady works, how much she seems to truly, truly enjoy it. And so, I mean, if you followed this podcast or anything that I do, then you. You probably know how serious I take my work, even though it's very unserious, and how hard I am on myself a lot of times when it comes to my work. But it's because I enjoy doing it, and it means a lot to me, and I find or have always found a lot of that reflective in this person that I look up to, aside from me believing that she's the best at all the things she does, of course, which she.

[Crystal]

I mean, she is.

[Kid Fury]

She is. So being in that space with her and being, like, requested to be in that space with her.

[Crystal]

Yes, the Fact that they conspired to make sure that I could be in that room because Beyonce wanted to meet me. That is a true statement. That is a true statement. I'm not being a Stan. I'm not being ridiculous. Oh, Beyonce is my cousin. Ha ha. Like, I'm not being ridiculous. Beyonce. That is real. That really happened to me. So I'm a different bitch now. I'm a different bitch now. Yeah, I am.

[Kid Fury]

It was a great event. Really fun week. I'm excited to continue using the products as, again, y'all know I would, regardless of whether or not they asked me to be a part of it or spit at the mere mention of my name. So that was great. But again, girl, it happened. It couldn't have been more magical. Well, it could have been better. I could have spoken English. I could. Like an adult human being when it took place, but I think it's fine. Thank you so much to Ms. Yvette Nolcher.

[Crystal]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Thank you to Parkwood Sacred, Ms. Tina Beyonce Blue for putting Blue Ivy for.

[Crystal]

Not kicking us out immediately. Angie, for the silent moral support that you gave us in the background.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, that meant a lot.

[Crystal]

Thank you to the DJ again, because the vibes were immaculate. Alex, even though you lied to me blatantly to my face multiple times, you did it for a good reason. And so we. Right after we left that dressing room, after we met Beyonce, we went out and debriefed at the table for just a few minutes. And then it was the DJ or somebody got on the mic and was like, okay, you don't have to go home, but you do have to leave here. The party is over. And so we're making our way downstairs. These giant silver briefcases that I mentioned earlier that were part of the decor, they're actually for everybody, I think, with a yellow wristband to take one. And it's basically like a PR box of the products or whatever, and it's still raining. But I just remember we got in the elevator to head back downstairs, and you just. You were having a moment, friend. You were.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I was crying probably until I got home.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Because like I said, it means it's not just meeting, like, my favorite artist and it being so great and her being so kind and warm and everybody making the experience so, like, personal and memorable. It's like, what it means. Like, I've worked really, really, really hard for a long time with, you know, as much shit as I've talked and. And as much shit as I would do differently. My intent has always just been smiles and sharing that.

[Crystal]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And so, like, it's not even like she's the artist, like, people don't have access to.

[Crystal]

She's the celebrity. Celebrity, right?

[Kid Fury]

Like, the girl. Like a listers line up at award shows for an opportunity to see her, speak to her, possibly take a picture. And just based off of the strength of whatever ghetto bullshit that you and I do have done, we were permitted an opportunity to just speak to her and take a picture with her. And I don't know, it just was, like, a reminder that you never really know what life has in store and some stuff's worth sticking around for. And, like, yeah, there's just, like, more.

[Crystal]

Mm.

[Kid Fury]

So it wasn't just like, oh, my God, I met the person, my fave, and she was so great. It was that times, like, this new perspective on life, which is still trying me, don't get me wrong. But, like, being able, even. We met Ms. Tina, like I said, the emotions that were running through my body were almost unfamiliar. And excitement and gratitude that I was feeling was. Had felt, like, so far away from me. So it was just this explosion of just, like, life being good to you and feeling like it's earned, not random. Like, it is earned. Like, we worked for that opportunity, even not feeling. Even though we might not even feel like we deserved it. We worked for it and we earned it. And there's just something so, so, so, so beautiful about that. To me, you know how I was when we met Trina. You know how I. Oh, yes.

[Crystal]

Oh, yes.

[Kid Fury]

When Missy shouted us out. We got to go to the fucking VMAs.

[Crystal]

And we got to go to the VMAs. Yeah. That was huge.

[Kid Fury]

So, like, this is already, like, emotions and stuff that, like. You know what I mean? Like. Yeah, but the last couple of years have been so hard and, like, trying. And my mind. My mind sometimes likes to tell me, what's the point? What are we even still doing here, Girl, like, just end it. You did a couple of cute things. So then life is just like, hey, girl, Beyonce wants to talk to you. So what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I don't know. It just made me, like, come home. And outside of freaking out about that, it's just like. Like, I want to. Like, I want to live and I want to be old, and I want to, like, make stuff that matters, and, like, I want to feel that I can better go to war with that part of me that lies and destroys. So some people who don't really, you know, maybe pop stars or celebrities or whatever, is not really your thing. Fully get it. Most of them are crazy and awful.

[Crystal]

True. Extremely true.

[Kid Fury]

There's a beauty past just like me or taking a picture with a celebrity, you know, and that's just. That's really what makes me so emotional about it. But also, we got to fucking meet Beyonce, and she's sickening, and we love the products, and nobody can take that away from us, and that's fucking fire.

[Crystal]

So, yeah, there's. I mean, so like I said earlier, there's the issue of, you know, meeting your favorite artist. And your favorite artist could be anybody.

[Kid Fury]

Anyone.

[Crystal]

It could be somebody that is not even remotely famous. And it could be any kind of art. You know, music, movies, TV shows. Like, literally, you know. Right. Any kind of artist, any kind of creative can be your favorite creative. The opportunity to not only tell them how much their art means to you, but to have them reflect that back to you is so unique and so special, and it's something I'm really trying to hold onto and really trying to feel, because I think part of the reason I was able to get through meeting Ms. Tina and Beyonce as calmly and coolly as I did is because there's a part of me that has fully disconnected me from this joyful things in life, and I don't really feel them anymore because I've learned that accepting joy also means accepting pain. And I try not to do that. So, you know, the part of me that has rehearsed a million times what I would do if I met these people, she fully kicked in and took over for the night. And that's why I kept saying in the car on the way home, like, I need to get to this hotel room. I need to be by myself. I need to wash my face. I need to take my hair down, take a shower and just decompress. Think about what just happened to me. And also, I have a presentation tomorrow, so I need to go open this fucking laptop and get back to work. I have shit to do. I'm somebody's therapist. You know, my clients, they're not. I don't. I'm not. They're not asking these questions. This is none of their fucking business. You know, they're coming to talk about whatever they have going on. I was doing my presentation Wednesday night in class and thinking, none of you people know that 24 hours ago, I was talking to Beyonce. Like, me and Beyonce in a room having a conversation. And now I'm sitting here doing this with y'all. But, yeah, like, I got back to the hotel, and as Much as I'm, like, thinking about everything and trying to process how I feel and, you know, running everything through my own emotions and my own knowledge as a mental health counselor, I'm also fully doing my work because I have responsibilities and I have shit to get done. So it just. And honestly, that felt very Beyonce of me. I was like, Beyonce would come home from an event and then get started on the next shit she has to do, you know, like. So, like I said, I'm a new bitch. Things are very different now. The thing about it is, nobody, none of you are allowed to talk to me in any way. That's not nice because Beyonce talked to me nice. So every. I'm so sorry to the dykes of the world. She just made it that much harder for y'all. The. The bar has been raised. I'm not texting nobody back. I might get a new phone number. Like, things are different now. Things are different now. They are. And I'm just so grateful for the opportunity. So I just want to say again before we head out, thank you so much to Beyonce, everybody at Sacred, everybody at Parkwood, for coming together and working so hard to make this happen, because we are just two little ghetto gay hood rats. But that meant everything. It really. It meant more than I was even able to articulate in that moment. So thank you. You exist of the Caribbean, Ms. Yvette. You are that girl, period.

[Kid Fury]

You're so cute, period. Thank you so much for letting us be a part of this.

[Crystal]

Yes, girl.

[Kid Fury]

We fucking met Beyonce. The read and Beyonce happened.

[Crystal]

We can just shut this show down.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just like, what else? What else?

[Crystal]

What else is there to talk about? Next week we're supposed to talk about, oh, Monique said something stupid. Oh, Chris Brown's a dumbass. Like, okay, that's what we supposed to do now.

[Kid Fury]

Feels like the series finale. Let me stop before people get up there.

[Crystal]

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[Kid Fury]

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[Crystal]

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[Kid Fury]

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[Crystal]

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