Podcast Summary: The Read – "Boots To The Ground"

Episode Information

• Title: Boots To The Ground
• Release Date: May 1, 2025
• Hosts: Kid Fury and Crissle
• Network: Loud Speakers Network

Overview In this episode of The Read, hosts Kid Fury and Crissle dive deep into a variety of topics spanning notable achievements within the Black community, the latest in pop culture, personal listener dilemmas, and current events. With their signature humorous and candid style, they provide insightful commentary and engage in lively discussions that resonate with both long-time fans and newcomers alike.

1. Excellent Blacks

LeVar Burton at Howard University

• The hosts kick off their discussion by celebrating LeVar Burton, highlighting his role as the keynote speaker for Howard University's 157th commencement ceremony.
• Crissle notes, “LeVar Burton will be the keynote speaker for Howard University's 157th commencement ceremony... Thank you for encouraging us to read. Although many of these niggas have refused.” [01:34]

Anne Collins Smith at the New Orleans Museum of Art (NOMA)

• They applaud Anne Collins Smith for her appointment as the first Black American and native of New Orleans to become the chief curator at NOMA.
• Kid Fury responds with enthusiasm, “Congratulations.” [04:01]
• Crissle adds, “Very decorated, very accomplished, fierce name. So Congratulations. Yeah, Very, very Spelman.” [03:33]

2. Hot Tops

Blue Ivy's "Cowboy Carter" Tour

• Kid Fury and Crissle transition to discussing Blue Ivy Carter's highly anticipated "Cowboy Carter" tour, which began in Los Angeles.
• Crissle humorously remarks, “I'm not losing my mind over spoilers. I'm not seeking anything out.” [05:52]

Rumi Carter's Performance

• The spotlight shifts to Blue Ivy’s sister, Rumi Carter, whose performance captivated the audience with her charisma and stage presence.
• Kid Fury shares his admiration: “She was eating it up. Turned around and hugged her mom. When she turned around and hugged Beyonce and Bea was so overwhelmed...” [06:44]
• Crissle emphasizes Rumi’s star quality, saying, “Rumi Carter... She's a born star.” [09:02]

3. Flamily & Jalen Hurts

Flamily's New Baby

• The hosts congratulate Flamily on the birth of her son, highlighting the joy and excitement within the community.
• Kid Fury comments on the baby's appearance: “Look at this little... He's so big. I love when newborns are, like, already a little chunk.” [22:15]

Jalen Hurts' Marriage

• Jalen Hurts' recent marriage to Bri Burrows is another focal point, with Pride in seeing a Black athlete with a Black wife.
• Crissle states, “That's not what we're talking about here today, right?” [23:12]
• Kid Fury expresses support: “Love to see a Black athlete with a Black wife.” [24:35]

Shannon Sharpe's Controversy

• The discussion briefly touches on Shannon Sharpe’s public statements, critiquing his handling of allegations and public persona.
• Kid Fury sharply dismisses Sharpe, calling him “a big dumbass.” [25:20]
• Crissle underscores the frustration: “Nobody.” [25:20]

4. Listener Letters

Letter from Perry: Marital Trust Issue

• Perry’s Dilemma: Perry writes about discovering her husband tested positive for chlamydia shortly after their marriage, suspecting infidelity despite his assurances of loyalty.
• Crissle and Kid Fury engage deeply, advising Perry to consider the signs of dishonesty: “If you can’t trust you to at least be honest when our health and safety is at risk, can I really trust you at all?” [50:02]
• Kid Fury emphasizes the importance of trust: “You have to really call a spade a spade and move forward in the way that takes the best care of your mind, your body, and your presence.” [54:06]

Letter from Keonte: Anxious Attachment in Relationship

• Keonte’s Struggle: Keonte seeks advice on managing anxiety related to his boyfriend’s past relationships and his reluctance to disclose past partners.
• Crissle suggests, “You have to find or be intentional in how you have that separation... accept that your partner has a world and a life that you're not in.” [62:22]
• Kid Fury reinforces self-work: “It's really gonna be on you to get this anxiety under control.” [65:00]

Letter from Camille: Discovering Alternative Truths as an Adult

• Camille’s Reflection: Camille, a fan in her early 50s, discusses how adulthood has reshaped her understanding of truth, particularly diverging from religious teachings.
• Crissle shares her journey: “Growing up, it was like, okay, same. All right, well, that tells me nothing.” [71:05]
• Kid Fury adds, “We don't have to. Man has pretty much always gone even a full life not knowing a fuck thing besides the scoop of things that they were taught...” [71:27]

5. Current Events

Harry Potter TV Series Casting: John Lithgow as Albus Dumbledore

• The hosts discuss HBO’s upcoming Harry Potter TV series, focusing on the casting of American actor John Lithgow as Albus Dumbledore.
• Crissle expresses concern over casting decisions: “One reason being that Albus Dumbledore is obviously British and John Lithgow is American.” [91:25]
• Kid Fury sarcastically notes, “I was gonna say it's a very common accent for us to do so.” [92:29]

Terence Howard's Comments on Homophobia and Acting

• Terence Howard’s controversial remarks on his reluctance to portray homosexual relationships for his role as Marvin Gaye spark discussion.
• Crissle criticizes his stance: “It is, man. It is. It wasn’t even directly transphobic...” [93:07]
• Kid Fury confronts the inconsistency: “Acting is faking it. That's what it is. That's the whole job.” [99:11]

Saquon Barkley and Eagles' Cultural References

• The episode touches on Saquon Barkley’s public interactions, including his golfing with former presidents and the cultural significance within the Eagles’ fanbase.
• Crissle highlights community pride: “The color scheme looks so good on Black people.” [101:34]
• Kid Fury humorously notes, “Yeah, baby.” [102:14]

6. Conclusion

Upcoming Themes and Giveaways

• The hosts wrap up by announcing a ticket giveaway for Blue Ivy's "Cowboy Carter" tour, thanking sponsors, and previewing next month's mom-themed content.
• Crissle shares excitement, “I love y'all, so thank you and patreon.com kidfury if you want more of my foolishness.” [118:35]
• Kid Fury adds, “We will see y'all next week.” [120:07]

Notable Quotes

• Crissle: “Rumi Carter... She's a born star.” [09:02]
• Kid Fury: “If you can’t trust you to at least be honest when our health and safety is at risk, can I really trust you at all?” [50:02]
• Crissle: “You have to find or be intentional in how you have that separation... accept that your partner has a world and a life that you're not in.” [62:22]
• Kid Fury: “We don't have to. Man has pretty much always gone even a full life not knowing a fuck thing besides the scoop of things that they were taught...” [71:27]
• Crissle: “It is, man. It is. It wasn’t even directly transphobic...” [93:07]
• Kid Fury: “Acting is faking it. That's what it is. That's the whole job.” [99:11]

Final Thoughts In "Boots To The Ground," The Read effectively balances celebratory discourse with critical analysis and personal advice. Kid Fury and Crissle demonstrate their knack for blending humor with heartfelt insights, making the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking. Whether discussing the rise of young stars like Blue Ivy and Rumi Carter or tackling complex emotional struggles from listeners, the hosts maintain their engaging and unapologetic persona, solidifying The Read as a pivotal voice in hip-hop and pop culture commentary.