Diary of a Mad White Man

Summary

The Read – "Diary of a Mad White Man"

Date: September 11, 2025
Hosts: Kid Fury & Crissle West
Network: Loud Speakers Network

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Overview

In this week's episode of The Read, Kid Fury and Crissle cover the latest pop culture news, celebrity drama, and offer their signature irreverent takes on viral topics, hip-hop, and social justice. This episode dives into messy celebrity parenting controversies, viral interview fails, the never-ending antics of hip-hop's most chaotic men, the problem with bad therapists, and the fallout (and receipts) from Trump’s Epstein-related birthday “art.” True to form, the hosts balance humor, shade, and heartfelt commentary, providing a cathartic “on-air therapy session” for both each other and listeners.

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Black Excellence & VMAs

[02:22–07:24]

• Mariah Carey Receives Vanguard Award
  • Mariah finally gets her first MTV VMA, which shocks both hosts. Presented by Ariana Grande, Kid Fury celebrates, “Congratulations to her. Well deserved. Icon. Legend moment.” [03:16]
• Spotlight on 12-year-old Poet Shannon Wright
  • Viral for her moving spoken word “I Don't Have a Dad.” Kid Fury breaks down the poem’s empowering, not pity-based message and its anime protagonist-like energy.
    • "The energy is not like it's called I don't have a dad, but it has the energy of like an anime protagonist." [06:30]
  • Crystal adds, “I'm glad that she has what seems to be a really healthy and positive outlook... paying attention to what she does have instead of lamenting what she doesn't.”
• Praise for Shannon’s Mom, Ashley Wright
  • Highlighting parental dedication as a contrast to later parenting controversies.

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Parenting Mess and Keke Wyatt Controversy

[07:24–15:03]

• Keke Wyatt Dragged for Alleged Homophobia
  • Discussion about her son Raja’s viral claims that Keke used his cancer for attention, blamed his sexuality, and threatened to withhold care.
  • The hosts roast her “I love all people” defense.
    • Kid Fury: “Who the fuck does? Who loves all people? Who? None of us.” [10:47]
  • Crissle calls out large families and emotional neglect: “Anytime a bitch have 11 kids, I'm already looking at you a little bit sideways. Cause who all is raising them kids?” [12:01]
• Contrast with Ashley Wright’s Parenting
  • Praised for keeping promises by playing Mario Party at 6am.

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Hip-Hop Hot Mess: Young Thug, Colorism, & Relationship Drama

[19:35–38:19]

• Young Thug’s Disastrous Jail Leaks
  • He gets exposed for colorist remarks about Glorilla vs. Mariah Buckles and for dissing and cheating on women while still locked up.
    • "You supposed to be 100% with your kids, 100% with your bitches...Every now and then, two times a day, the clock right." – Kid Fury [23:52]
  • Crissle: “Don’t call me twin, bitch. Who you talking to? That's more disrespect.” [24:40]
• Colorism Debates
  • Crissle argues that neither Glorilla nor Mariah are unattractive, challenging Young Thug’s standards.
    • “Who's ugly? Young Thug.” – Kid Fury [24:38]
• Commentary on Relationship Choices
  • Crissle: “Now you over here tee heeing and about and setting Glow up for these stupid ass jokes...” [26:04]
  • Hosts agree that cheaters will cheat anywhere, even in prison: “That man was not only fucking in prison, right? He was on the phone laughing about cheating on you in prison. So, Sweets, where won't he cheat on you?” – Kid Fury [27:37]

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Russell Wilson’s Public TMI & Rom-Coms

[34:33–40:15]

• Russell Wilson’s Embarrassing Public Question
  • At Ciara’s album event, Russell publicly asks her when their next baby (“Cinco”) is coming.
  • Both hosts cringe; Crissle: “When is Cinco come in? Is basically when you gonna let me nut in you...Nasty.” [36:11]
  • Still, both affirm love for present stepfathers.
• Favorite Rom-Coms Tangent
  • A light-hearted, nostalgia-filled debate about iconic Black and mainstream romantic comedies.

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Drag Race The Movie? & Media Adaptations

[44:09–53:50]

• RuPaul's Action Comedy Announcement
  • The hosts react to a new RuPaul film set on a runaway train in the “Drag Race universe.”
  • Kid Fury: “Big budget Drag Race sketch. I'm very much looking forward to seeing who's gonna be in it.” [47:08]
• 50 Cent Acquires “Paid in Full” Rights
  • Initial skepticism voiced about turning the cult classic into a TV show.
    • Crissle: “Do you have faith in his ability to do this?” Kid Fury: “No. No.” [48:01–48:09]
  • Debate on whether Cam’ron’s involvement helps or is a vanity credit.
  • Both hosts express “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” energy: “I've always loved that it's just sat there as a single thing and still good.” – Kid Fury [50:31]

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The Tyler Perry Lawsuit & Hollywood Accountability

[58:23–73:16]

• Recap of Tyler Perry Assault Lawsuit

  • White male actor’s ABC News interview covered; the hosts discuss the evidence, Perry’s inappropriate persistence, and the “jet ski photo” meme.
    • Crissle: “God, you old man, right? You thirsty old nigga. Who talks like this? Ew.” [62:14]
    • Both scathing about power, coercion, and “guiltless sex” manipulation.
  • Both unimpressed with Perry’s PR; support for the lawsuit’s exposure and sense of justice.
    • “You can shoot your shot... but accept the no and go on about your billionaire business, right?” – Crissle [63:10]

• Boondocks as Prophetic

  • Reference to the prescient Boondocks episode satirizing Perry and its enduring relevance.
  • Riff about fast food fads and the “Luther burger”—comparing cultural obsessions then and now.

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Letters Segment – Workplace & Therapy Drama

[75:47–112:10]

Letter 1: Office Love Triangle Chaos

[75:47–90:15]

• Nolandria, a Black woman, details an affair with a white male coworker, only to get caught in a triangle with his other lover (who is both married and on her team).
• Both hosts urge keeping boundaries, not creating more drama:
  • “The fewer people at work who know that you fucking somebody at work, the better off you will be.” – Crissle [85:59]

Letter 2: Therapist Ethics Disaster

[90:22–112:10]

• Jay, a Black queer writer, is shocked when his therapist asks if she can use/purchase his story idea—right after a depressive breakdown.
• Both hosts are appalled; Crissle’s clinical expertise draws a hard line:
  • “This is a real therapist? ...I’m shocked that a therapist.... Their client is crying, talking about how much they hate themselves, and she asks to buy their story. That is deeply inappropriate.” [100:54, condensed]
• Kid Fury: “That's just so weird. ...I would absolutely leave that session and be like, this bitch was like, if this hoe dies, I'm taking that idea.” [105:10]
• Crissle encourages reporting the therapist if licensed; both stress not to give up on therapy entirely.

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The Viral “Mad White Man” Interview & Social Media Backlash

[132:28–144:42]

• Italian Journalist Blunder
  • Journalist Frederica Polidaro, promoting the film After the Hunt, asks, “Now that the MeToo era and the Black Lives Matter are done, what do we have to expect in Hollywood?”—but only to the white stars.
  • Ayo Edibri expertly corrects her: “Yeah, I know that’s not for me... It’s not done.”
• Hosts Roast the Journalist’s Tone, “Not For Me” Exclusion
  • Kid Fury, quoting Polidaro’s defense: “I don’t give a fuck about what you’re talking about... We can all evaluate what you say in public.” [138:32+]
  • “It’s not like the McRib, you stupid bitch. It’s not seasonal.” [141:35]
• No Accountability, Only Excuses
  • The journalist’s defensive social media posts are demolished.

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Trump/Epstein Birthday Book & Political Accountability

[115:40–130:11]

• Trump’s Creepy Birthday "Art" for Epstein
  • The hosts read and analyze the released “birthday book” letter in Trump’s handwriting.
    • Crissle: “‘May every day be another wonderful secret.’ What the fuck do you mean by that?” [119:52]
  • Trump denies it’s his signature or art; receipts show otherwise.
  • Both hosts call for equal accountability to all named (Clinton, Democrats, anyone).
    • “If they are participating in the sex trafficking of minors... throw them all up. Ain’t no locks, ain’t no keys. Let them whores rot for all eternity, bitch. No salvation, no mercy for none of them.” – Crissle [124:05]
• Jezebel/Etsy Witch Coincidence
  • Jezebel's editor’s note on paying Etsy witches to curse Charlie Kirk before his shooting—both hosts joke about “who did the spell.”
    • Jezebel: “Jezebel condemns the sleeping [shooting] of Charlie Kirk in the strongest possible terms. ... Okay, technically we did pay for it.” [130:55]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Who are you racing? Who are you racing?” – Crissle on Keke Wyatt’s big family [14:03]
• “Telling your child that cancer is a punishment for being gay. ... When you pass on and you are held accountable for the things you have said... what are you even talk—what do you bitches even be talking about?” – Crissle & Kid Fury [14:08–14:32]
• “Don't call me twin, bitch.” – Crissle [24:40]
• “I've always loved that it just sat there as a single thing and still good. I watch it today, I enjoy it. I don't need this.” – Kid Fury [50:31]
• “You could have went out to any club. You could have went on any of the apps... but you want power, you want to coerce somebody.... That’s what you want.” – Crissle, on Perry [64:03]

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Balanced blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and empathy for those harmed by power, prejudice, or workplace dynamics.
• Quick to highlight hypocrisy—whether from celebrities, old-school institutions, or clueless journalists.
• Ever-present advocacy for therapy, boundaries, self-care, and addressing one’s own feelings honestly.

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• [02:22] VMAs Recap, Mariah Carey, Shannon Wright’s Poem
• [07:24] Parenting Segment / Keke Wyatt Drag
• [19:35] Young Thug Drama
• [36:11] Russell Wilson Overshare at Ciara’s Event
• [44:09] RuPaul Action Comedy & TV Adaptations Segment
• [50:31] “Paid in Full” TV News/Discussion
• [58:23] Tyler Perry Lawsuit & Boondocks Connection
• [75:47] Letters: Workplace Affair
• [90:22] Letters: Therapist Ethics
• [132:28] Journalist Fails at “After the Hunt” Press & Social Media Backlash
• [115:40] Trump’s Epstein Letter Breakdown
• [144:45] Outro: Final Reads, Jezebel/Etsy Witch Coincidence

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Conclusion

This episode stands out for its incisive pop culture criticisms, sharp takes on public accountability (from celebrities to therapists to politicians), and real talk on boundaries, self-respect, and healing. Crissle and Kid Fury’s banter is as biting and insightful as ever, making “Diary of a Mad White Man” a must-listen for fans of The Read’s unique mix of “shade, therapy, and tea.”

Transcript

[Kid Fury]

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[Crissle West]

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[Kid Fury]

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[Crissle West]

And this is the Read. Thanks for coming back.

[Kid Fury]

It is indeed. Welcome back. For those of you returning, welcome for the first time. For you folks joining us for the first time, you're in for a wang ding doodle of the usual fuckery and shenanigans, starting with some excellent black people. So the VMAs happened after I found out about them. Yeah, before I found out about them. What they happened and then I found out about them. And what I took away from the event was that Mariah Carey got a Vanguard Award.

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

And it was apparently also her first vma. Which is wild.

[Crissle West]

It is.

[Kid Fury]

I was presented to her by one Ariana Grande and you know she looks fantastic. Congratulations to her well deserved icon legend moment. All of the things still looks fantastic. So good on you man. And also I would like to give Black excellence to 12 year old Shannon Wright who is A young poet icon and hopefully a future president because she's got the stuff. Shannon Wright had a moment that went viral last month when her mom, Ashley Wright posted her reciting self written poem, spoken word at the Little Miss African American Scholarship Pageant. And the poem that 12 year old Shannon read was called I don't have a dad. So first of all, you might think just right away that like, oh, this must be like some really heavy moving thing. No, it's not actually. And that's part of the reason why it's so fierce. It's more like I don't have a dad. And what about it? My life is incredibly fierce. What are those?

[Crissle West]

Wow.

[Kid Fury]

Like it. Okay. I haven't really been lacking for anything. I'm pretty great in all, in all honesty. My sister, my little sister's tea, my grandma's tea, aunties, the community. Like it was just a very fierce way of or fierce way to just hear from the kids mouths and so eloquently, hey, here's how I'm processing this or can process this.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Maybe tap in, allow me to have a voice. It was just really, really well done and I love the energy behind it. The fact that she wrote it herself was amazing. The energy in which she performed it is excellent. It was really moving. A lot of people were very emotional about and you know, crying tears. I can't imagine the energy in the room when she read it because I mean, people were obviously hooping, hollering and probably, you know, shedding actual live tears and things like that. Yeah, I just thought it was really beautifully done and written and she seemed to have a very bright future at her. I saw someone in her mom's comments say, shannon, write this as a book or make this a book. And I couldn't agree more. Like, I couldn't agree more. I think that this should be a children's book series, a television series, an animated series. Because the energy is not like it's called I don't have a dad, but it has the energy of like an anime protagonist.

[Crissle West]

Oh, okay.

[Kid Fury]

This series is a kid who's just like, oh my God. What? It's Steven. It's Aang from the Last Airbender. It's like.

[Crissle West]

It'S.

[Kid Fury]

To me, I'm talking about in the cartoon. Wow, okay. You don't give a shit about. Okay, never mind, Let me move on.

[Crissle West]

I don't know what that.

[Kid Fury]

So, yeah, congratulations on going viral and having a great time.

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Down there, Miss Lady. Wishing you the best indeed.

[Crissle West]

Because if your dad chooses not to Be in your life. You are probably better off without that nigga anyway, so. So I'm glad that she has what seems to be a really healthy and positive outlook. You know, she's kind of paying attention to what she does have instead of lamenting what she doesn't. So good for her.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. Okay, let's do a pop culture segment where we talk about the news and fuckery going on and whatever the hell else is on my mind. All right, I guess I'll speak about. Since we're speaking about parents not doing the thing, Kiki Wyatt can go ahead and step to the front because she. Well, her son Raja kind of made some waves the other day when he posted a video basically saying that his mother, when he was diagnosed with cancer, made it all not really about her, but kind of like used it for attention and clout and so on and so forth. But IRL was saying things like this was his punishment for being part of the Alphabet mafia. And that if she'd known, you know, he was going to be gay or whatever, that she would saved her money and this and there all this other really toxic shit. So I didn't know what to expect in terms of response from Keke fans, but they're dragging her. They were in her comments giving her hell about this.

[Crissle West]

Good, good, I'm glad to hear that.

[Kid Fury]

And so she posted a huge pink waste of time. Here it is. It says, I will publicly address this one time only.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

And with. You know what? Nevermind. I was gonna talk about an ellipses, but never mind. I love my son and I love all my children. I love all people. I'm gonna stop you right there, Keke. This is the fastest ticket to Bullshit Boulevard for me right there. I love all people. No, you don't. No, you don't. Nobody does. I hate like when someone says I love, especially when they are attempting to defend themselves from some shit that they did. That is like the fastest way to tell me that you are full of shit. Because, girl, who the fuck does. Who loves all people? Who? None of us. Nobody. And even me, someone who thinks to, you know, I think I consider that I waste too much time. Think about how other people feel, how other people will like feel or whatever and like, oh, how can we all get better? And you know, rustling in bed because of Gaza. So like I. Yeah, but I also beg you to put down the incense for two seconds and put away the tarot cards for two seconds and ask yourself, you can't name three bitches you hate. You love all people.

[Crissle West]

Sure you do.

[Kid Fury]

No, you don't.

[Crissle West]

Sure you do.

[Kid Fury]

Anyway, anyone who truly knows me understands there is not a homophobic bone in my body. Now I feel like what she's saying there is. Like, I perform at six prides a year, so what more do you want from me?

[Crissle West]

Girl, just cause you'll take our money don't mean you not homophobic. But all right.

[Kid Fury]

And it's like any parent every day is not sunshine. But my. What does that even mean? But my love for my children never changes. I kindly ask that you respect our. Because you know. Because now. I kindly ask that you respect our family, keep us in your prayers and allow us the privacy to move forward in peace. Love y'. All. Kiki. Kiki said respect the fact that I don't want to talk about it because I'm wrong.

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

And I'm having a tough time with her.

[Crissle West]

Cause you might think you're not homophobic, but at the same time, I do believe you said that to your son. You didn't say he was lying 1000%. You didn't say he lied. You didn't do that.

[Kid Fury]

So 1,000%, I.

[Crissle West]

You know, anytime a bitch have 11 kids, I'm already looking at you a little bit sideways. Cause who all is raising them kids? Who all is doing it? Like, when you have that many children, the older kids end up taking on more responsibility for the younger kids than they should ever have to. They end up being way more of a caretaker and stepping into that role than they would ever have to. And I just don't think. I don't think it's possible to have that many children and give them all the amount of attention and maybe not love, but the amount of time that it takes to really pour into a child.

[Kid Fury]

So just energy. Yeah, I just.

[Crissle West]

Right. Just though I. So I was already looking at Kikiy like, why are you having all these kids? But that is, you know, your pussy, your uterus, your decision. This though, this.

[Kid Fury]

The. Even the lady Ashley Wright, the mother of the. The young lady. I made Black Excellence.

[Crissle West]

Oh, right.

[Kid Fury]

I looked at another one of her videos on her page and it was her up before six in the morning playing Mario party with her daughters.

[Crissle West]

Wow.

[Kid Fury]

Because she said she promised that she would play it with them before bed last night. She didn't make good on her promise. So she woke them up to have time to play Mario party at 6:00am and then she was like, here I am.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

6:00 clock in the morning playing video games.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

But I said I was going to. Yes, and so on and so forth. So it's like to your point, girl.

[Crissle West]

11 of them things. I just don't. I really don't see how it's possible to give all 11 children. Like, eventually them older three is gonna. Three, four, whatever. They gonna be taking care of them younger three, four, whatever. And the ones in the middle just do what the fuck ever. But whatever that. That just. I'm saying that to say I've been looking at Keke Wyatt, you know, side eye. Yes, you can sing, but I just don't know about having that many damn kids.

[Kid Fury]

I think we've all been looking at her like, again, it's not a competition.

[Crissle West]

What are you doing?

[Kid Fury]

Who are you racing?

[Crissle West]

Nick. Get it? But.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God.

[Crissle West]

Telling your child that cancer is a punishment for being gay. And if I knew you don't be gay. Like, all right. And when you.

[Kid Fury]

Because if our God is real, right?

[Crissle West]

And when you pass on and you are held accountable for the things you have said and done.

[Kid Fury]

Because if our God is real, baby, you imagine.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, I.

[Kid Fury]

What are you even talk. What do you bitches even be talking about?

[Crissle West]

Not one fucking thing.

[Kid Fury]

Why would what our God.

[Crissle West]

There's not.

[Kid Fury]

Was like, okay, so gay. I'm like, why do. You don't have to be stupid. Like, not this stupid. There's you. You have opportunity just waiting for you to learn something better. Something true.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Her son followed this up or followed up her. Her pink press release on Instagram.

[Crissle West]

Oh, did he, uh. Oh, this I did not see here.

[Kid Fury]

A little memey video here. I'm sorry, person who. This is because your name's blocked out. I don't know who this comedian or who this person is. You gotta be a new type of stupid to think that you could do me wrong, not apologize. Think that if you let time go by, you can hit me up and think you still got access to me. People are weird. All this while dressed like. This is a chocolatey man dressed like Colman Domingo in front of his gorgeous bouquet of flowers, stirring TM and tipping it. I don't know where Roger got that from, but thank you for your hard work and scouring the Internet. That was a great piece of media. Well, I guess his response. He also said he hasn't. He cut his mom off six months ago, so she playing games and it's still like. And then. And so this video would make me believe that you did these things you said. Like you said. I can't even repeat it. It's just so gross. Like about your child, right? And apparently never apologize. Took accountability.

[Crissle West]

I mean, it's some stuff you cannot apologize for. You can. You can say the words all you want to, but I don't give a shit. Like, there's just you not coming back from this.

[Kid Fury]

You can fucking try.

[Crissle West]

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

[Kid Fury]

And parents have this thing where, like, I think some parents have this thing where they are. They struggle with apologizing to their children because they don't. Or they feel like they don't feel like they should have to.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And so they just don't say nothing.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And then you expect your children to.

[Crissle West]

Just get over it.

[Kid Fury]

Children.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

To just be like. To maintain. Not just get over it, but to get over it and maintain a relationship with you. Out of what?

[Crissle West]

Keep on going. Yep. You supposed to just keep on going. Like, they didn't say or do something that really fucking hurt you. Yep. That's exactly what they think.

[Kid Fury]

Your parents don't tell you to actually fall in a ditch. Like.

[Crissle West]

Yeah. What you don't understand is that anybody can get it. I want to have all the kids.

[Kid Fury]

Because the more kids you have, the less likely you to be in a nursing home. So there's some shit she said. I generalize this. She's playing with you. She listens.

[Crissle West]

Okay. So anyway, I really cannot even think about that bird right now. But Kiki and this, like, any parent. Every day is not sunshine. Um.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

[Crissle West]

Every day is not sunshine. Nobody said it was. Nobody is what? That doesn't. Because you had a bad day. Are you. Are you telling us you had a bad day and so you told your son that he deserved cancer because he was gay?

[Kid Fury]

I'm. I'm like.

[Crissle West]

Like that bitch from the. From the catfish documentary who was like. Well, I was really stressed out because I didn't have a job, so I texted my daughter and told her to kill herself. What? No. Actually, no. Bitch.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, so now you see how. Where for the rest of us, you've gone into an intersection and you've gone in. You've gone in a completely different. You drove off the road. We just don't make it three ways to go.

[Crissle West]

It's not making sense. It's just not making sense. Like any parent. Every day is not sunshine. Well, yes, everybody who is a caretaker can tell you that every day is not sunshine. And we don't tell our children that. If I knew you was gay, I would have never paid for your cancer treatment. Like, that is that. Don't go. That. Don't go, bitch. Yeah, she said there ain't no homophobic.

[Kid Fury]

I feel like you could also say.

[Crissle West]

So that you gay niggas won't stop booking her. She wants y' all to keep booking her. Remember her next year.

[Kid Fury]

That's exactly what it was.

[Crissle West]

Yes. That's all.

[Kid Fury]

That was exactly what this was. That's why it was in pink.

[Crissle West]

She said, I cannot be homophobic. This is a pink background cursive. Hello.

[Kid Fury]

It's nothing very gay. Hello.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, the gays probably keep the lights on over there. So, yeah, she.

[Kid Fury]

Are you kidding? Of course they do. Faggots and Nene Leakes are the only that whites. So I don't even understand why we got here. But like you said, that doesn't stop people from being homophobic. That's just business. Business.

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

And she got two dozen children. And so of course she needs to be working.

[Crissle West]

And a lot of black people in, in particular will say, I'm not homophobic. I don't have nothing against gay people. But when it comes to your personal life, you don't want that shit near you. And what you niggas don't understand is that that is still homophobia.

[Kid Fury]

I don't understand how you don't understand that.

[Crissle West]

Like, did you see Young Thug? Did you see that interview with Thug?

[Kid Fury]

Who's next?

[Crissle West]

Oh, okay. Well, then we talk about him then. But he said something very similar about gay people. He don't have no problem with gay people. But if you. Never mind, we'll get to him.

[Kid Fury]

But let's just go. Let's just go.

[Crissle West]

All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

[Kid Fury]

Cause I was done with that anyway. Rachel said, girl, keep that. Nobody's staying in line.

[Crissle West]

I'm really not. Literally, literally that. Girl, go raise all these kids. Somebody I, you know, I wanna believe it's somebody who works or worked at the prison and was listening to the calls anyway and was like, I cannot wait. It's the timing, too, the way they putting out.

[Kid Fury]

And it's like everything, everything. Like, somebody was over there, like, popping hi chews while this nigga was on the phone. Now, girl, come listen to this.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, girl, you ain't gonna believe this, girl.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, so wait, what did he say about gay people?

[Crissle West]

So he. This was an interview on the outside. This is not something he said on the phone. Yeah, but he was saying how he don't have nothing against gay people. He said that over and over. But if you present yourself as a man and then I find out that you gay, I can't look at you the same no more. Yes. So he's. So he's saying gay people aren't men. Gay men are not men. He's saying that. He said, I don't have nothing against gays, but if you present yourself as a man, we fucking bitches together and all this, and then I find out you gay. I can't look at you the same because you. You violated the man code. That's a code of men who have.

[Kid Fury]

A back n. Who dressed up the same Princess Aurora with a samurai hat on.

[Crissle West]

He said, you are the gay nigga. You are the gay nigga.

[Kid Fury]

You wear gowns.

[Crissle West]

What do you mean, child? That was the dumbest shit. I don't have nothing. It's gay niggas working for me right now. I don't have nothing against them. I don't have nothing against them. But if you present yourself as a man and then I find out you gay, then you broke the man code. And I can't even talk to you no more. I can't look at you the same. What do you. I presented myself as a man, and I.

[Kid Fury]

So he only likes you can be both.

[Crissle West]

I don't know what that nigga like. I truly don't. Cause he was also on the phone talking shit about Glo and at the same time texting her, trying to figure out, is y'. All. Is it. Is that hazel with flecks of green in your eyes? Like, he was doing that as well. So I don't know what the fuck.

[Kid Fury]

He like talking shit about Glo to Mariah the scientist, his girlfriend, while then also hopping on a phone call, talking about some. I'm fucking this one, that one, and the third one, and she don't know about it. I was like, this has to be a that one. I was like, this has to be fake. It's. It's too ridiculous. It's too. This is a tight five. This is. This is. It's too co. Give up the box quicker than a FedEx worker. He's a rapper.

[Crissle West]

Well, yeah, but that was. I said, I'm not calling her Mariah the scientist. Her name is Mariah Buckles, and I'll be calling her Mariah Buckles. I can't call her Mariah because Mariah Carey is the single name Mariah.

[Kid Fury]

I didn't know what else to call her.

[Crissle West]

So it's Mariah.

[Kid Fury]

You should have looked up her actual name.

[Crissle West]

I actually can't call because you know how I feel about science. I take it too seriously to let some bitch who took One biology class.

[Kid Fury]

No, that's fair.

[Crissle West]

Call herself that.

[Kid Fury]

And what does this have to do.

[Crissle West]

With anything for her to be on the phone? He, he, he. What? They said she looked like Rihanna.

[Kid Fury]

All these, right?

[Crissle West]

TTT bullshit. Behind a nigga who been cheating on you and is on a different call probably the same day talking about how he cheating on you even in jail.

[Kid Fury]

Ask this side chick, when you gonna have kids? She said, when you get out. He said, bed. So he already partnering to have kids with somebody else. While also saying on another phone call, when he got famous, he got bread. He stopped nutting bitches. These n got bread that started nutting their bitches and that's how they lost the plot. Like he literally was in phrasing.

[Crissle West]

Yes, yes. Just yapping. Just.

[Kid Fury]

That was okay. Gabby Gab twice a day. Twice a day. The clock, right?

[Crissle West]

Cause he was like, you're supposed to be locking in with your kids, not locking in with bitches. I'm like, you supposed to be 100%.

[Kid Fury]

With your kids, 100% with your bitches.

[Crissle West]

Every now and then, two times a.

[Kid Fury]

Day, Deborah Clock is gonna be right on the money.

[Crissle West]

Yes, but you can't tell me that that whole thing would glow. You can't tell me that wasn't colorism. Basically. And Glorilla's not dark skinned. But just follow me for a second.

[Kid Fury]

I don't think I know where you're going.

[Crissle West]

I do not think facially, Mariah Buckles is prettier than Glorilla. I do not. I've been looking at pictures of both of them all day. She's not an ugly girl, but neither is Glo. I don't. I. I don't know how you could get on the phone. So talking about she ugly. Shit, she too skinny. She the. I don't like her wig and all that. No, neither one of them is ugly. That's what I'm saying.

[Kid Fury]

Who's ugly? Young Thug.

[Crissle West]

Young Thug. Oh, my God. And then got on Twitter talking about. Oh, I'm sorry, you know, I was just in jail. I be saying all kind of shit in jail. Sorry, Twin nigga, don't call me twin, bitch. Who you talking to? That's more disrespect. That's disrespectful. Er, what is you talking about?

[Kid Fury]

Yes, I rather. Young thug just think I'm ugly.

[Crissle West]

First of all, don't call me twin. You look like you came from the underworld. You don't get to talk about. Don't do that.

[Kid Fury]

I hate this.

[Crissle West]

I don't know. And it was unprovoked. You just brought this girl up unprovoked. I would never pursue no bitch like that. That's how you know. Anyone ever heard of anytime a man unprovoked tell you how ugly a girl is and he would never fuck her? He this and he that.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God.

[Crissle West]

First of all, he want her bad. He want her bad.

[Kid Fury]

You know the episode of Martin where Martin was having sexual dreams about Pam? Oh, yeah, Pam was having about Martin.

[Crissle West]

Yes, yes.

[Kid Fury]

And he would wake up and just be like, huh? He was just having like an existential crisis. That's how these niggas are when they be trying to, like, convince themselves. And that's really what their whole story was. But yeah, I see what you see. I'm looking at the girl now.

[Crissle West]

Her face is not prettier than Glorilla's face. I don't.

[Kid Fury]

She's not unattractive.

[Crissle West]

No, she isn't. But again, neither's Gloria. Hallelujah. So no bringing it up. For what?

[Kid Fury]

For what?

[Crissle West]

Yeah, it's either colorism or you was trying to distract from the fact that you wanted her real bad. You was having fantasies about Glo and so you just said something to try to throw this girl off. I don't know. And then her stupid bitch ass. Because I have not forgiven her for that shit she said about the Megan and Tory Lanez situation. It's up forever as far as I'm concerned. Because that dumb bitch was one of the ones being like, well, Torier never said or did nothing crazy around me. I don't know what y' all talking about. Sit your stupid ass down. So now you over here tee heeing and tee heeing about and setting Glow up for these stupid ass jokes and all this bullshit.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know why she got on people.

[Crissle West]

And the whole time, what does she do? She sings. Oh, I'm pretty sure. Whose show was I at she opened for? Was it. Was it Jasmine Sullivan? Ari Lennox? Somebody somebody show I went to, she opened for. And I didn't know none of the songs, but all the little young bitches did. So she make music for young hoes and that's whatever, you know, singing voice or whatever. I don't really care about none of that.

[Kid Fury]

You anytime a nigga is sorry.

[Crissle West]

No, but yes, literally, it is all of that. And so you set yourself up really to be played once again by a N in jail. And now he over here. Oh, my bad, baby. You know, I was just in jail. When N is in jail, they dick do the thinking you cheat on her outside of jail.

[Kid Fury]

So, right, if this is the type.

[Crissle West]

If this is the life she want, if she want to sign up to share this nigga, then let her go for it. But I don't feel bad for that bitch.

[Kid Fury]

That man was not only fucking in prison, right? He was on the phone laughing about cheating on you in prison. So, Sweets, where won't he cheat on you?

[Crissle West]

Literally. Long ass bullshit ass wig. What? Niggas is coming for hoes wigs now, girl. All right.

[Kid Fury]

I think he really. You know, because I listened to quite a bit of these.

[Crissle West]

Oh, yeah, they're funny. They're funny as hell.

[Kid Fury]

They're. They're deluded, and they're. They would almost be sad if I had pity for the nigga because, like, yeah, you were locked up and going through whatever the fuck kind of mental gymnastics one might go through in the. In the system. All the stuff I watch on what's the Good One? What's the Good One? Where they. They end the prison. That exploitative ass TLC show where people go into the prison and they stay there to see how long.

[Crissle West]

Oh, I don't know that one.

[Kid Fury]

Y' all know what I'm talking about. It's so good. Fuck. Whatever. Whatever. We'll get back. It might not be TLC, prison brides. It's. No, no, no.

[Crissle West]

Jailbirds. 60 days in.

[Kid Fury]

60 days in. Okay, I knew it had numbers in it, but I kept thinking of 90 Day, because that's what I've been watching.

[Crissle West]

More trash.

[Kid Fury]

Like my nigga. I don't know. But you know what? If you can't want it for yourself, then what can I do? I would just be like, you. Look at yourself when you wake up in the morning. No makeup or no whatever. Mariah Buckles. And you know what Glorilla looks like. And you know what Young Oak looks like, right? And you have to ask yourself, okay, where is the truth?

[Crissle West]

Mm.

[Kid Fury]

And do I want to be with it?

[Crissle West]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know where these. These things are getting linked from, but I also.

[Crissle West]

I really appreciate whoever is doing it at the Pentan just taking notes like, oh, yeah, you know what? March 22, 1:33pm dad, let me make sure I take a note. This is the call that needs to go out as soon as this thing is out of jail.

[Kid Fury]

Rigo, today. Oh, today's lotto. All right.

[Crissle West]

I just. Who's next? What's next? This nigga been talking about just Chatty Patty in that bitch. You was just running your mouth. Just was. You Lonely bitch. Cause you was just yapping.

[Kid Fury]

Yapping, clearly. But then also not. Niggas are putting themselves through it when it's like. Are you. If you were kind of just like.

[Crissle West]

Glow is beautiful. I'm looking at this girl.

[Kid Fury]

Like how there's no. There's not even up for discussion.

[Crissle West]

You called her skinny. She has the same body as Mariah.

[Kid Fury]

There's no. This person wasn't Mariah.

[Crissle West]

You didn't feel like a dumb bitch. You didn't feel like a dumb bitch. No.

[Kid Fury]

No.

[Crissle West]

And she looked so good at the VMAs. Wow. Wow.

[Kid Fury]

Because Mariah Buckles is probably a birthday.

[Crissle West]

A dumb bitch. Yeah. Mm. Mm.

[Kid Fury]

And so you were receiving this as gas. Like he's gassing you up by calling the next bitch.

[Crissle West]

A bird would. A bird would.

[Kid Fury]

That bitch is in leagues. She's more successful than you.

[Crissle West]

I'm also pretty. Pretty girl. Yeah. Just.

[Kid Fury]

But you should take note when a nigger feels the need to shit on the next.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Woman.

[Crissle West]

Especially a woman who didn't do nothing to him. Just. Just whole time he texting her from the jail burner, trying to see what color panties she got on. See? Admitting to cheating on you with cos and shit. Random hoes in prison.

[Kid Fury]

Hey, girls. So I want to talk about some things that I know you've been trying to put off. I want to talk about them teeth in the back. I want to talk about that breath. I want to talk about that complexion. Babes, it's time to address it. Okay. Anything. Any doctor's appointment that you needed to book, you can do it today with Zoc Talk. It's incredibly easy. Don't get all stressed out. I understand. You can book it super quickly and you can find the doctor for you right now online or on their free app. Okay. You can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. I think just last week I had to get a new primary care physician, change my insurance around and things like that. But when I tell you that I got an appointment the following day using ZocDoc and I didn't have to talk to nobody to make it heaven. Heaven directly here on Earth. Appointments made through ZocDoc happen so fast. This is like a common thing between 24 to 72 hours of booking and they've got more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and more. So you can address them back teeth today, stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zoc talk.com theread to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today. That is z o c d o c.com the read sock doc.com the read okay, go get yourself together. Let's move on.

[Crissle West]

Hey y', all, everybody knows how expensive things are right now. Groceries, gas, taking your family out, everything, baby. It is a real struggle. Donald Trump and the Republicans in Congress promised they'd make life cheaper, but instead they passed and signed a law that will make things even more expensive. And we're seeing all that right now. Tariffs are hurting the economy and driving up prices. And now Republicans pass the partisan bill to cut your Medicaid by billions, taking away health care from millions of regular everyday Americans just so they can give even more tax breaks to the ultra rich who absolutely don't need them. While people are struggling to get by, these career politicians are putting the elite first, putting profits over family's health, our well being and our ability to afford everyday life that is just wrong and stank and terrible and immoral. We need our leaders to protect Medicaid, lower costs and to invest in our communities, not help the rich get richer at our expense. It's time we demand solutions that make life more affordable. Call your member of Congress and tell them to restore Medicaid paid for by House majority forward.

[Kid Fury]

On the other side of things in Cornyn, Russell might have ruined it. I think we've spoken. We've spoke a little too soon.

[Crissle West]

Oh no. What'd he do? Oh, the game.

[Kid Fury]

Something so corny that I can't even like, I don't even know. It's just. So Ciara has an album out. It's called Cece. She was at a Grammy museum event promoting the album. Her husband and child of her father, Russell Wilson, okay. Was at the Fireside Q and A event and surprised her during the audience questions segment. And he said, one of my all time favorite videos of you is ride. Speaking of riding, when is Cinco coming? Meaning when are they having their feet right?

[Crissle West]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And Ciara responded by saying, bae, that is a very private conversation. So they went, right? It was not a bit sanctioned by Ciara or the Ciara llc. She was like, girl, that is not talking. Oh my God, when we wrap this up, we could chit chat. So he's corny tits. First of all, you stole, you stole the baby's job, right? Sienna?

[Crissle West]

Yeah, you stole her job.

[Kid Fury]

You stole Sienna's joke.

[Crissle West]

You did.

[Kid Fury]

Don't appreciate that. Start stepping on the baby's material, right? Her. Now I'm At.

[Crissle West]

But Sienna said it first.

[Kid Fury]

Sienna said it first. How dare you, Right?

[Crissle West]

Without making it gross.

[Kid Fury]

Right?

[Crissle West]

When is Cinco come in? Is basically when you gonna let me nutting you. When you're like, thank you. That's all that means. Nasty.

[Kid Fury]

Unless we're like, already pregnant and we're like, trying to pressure this lady into telling folks a date or some shit. But, like, either way, no.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

However. Fuck. Niggas don't think this makes you any less. Look, I'll still take half, okay? Half of Russell over three of y'. All. In fact, half might be the perfect amount. But, like, right, this is.

[Crissle West]

This is weird. And I don't know that I, you know, would have appreciated that. But at the same time, Future has his last name, so. And you know, he's asking, where's number five? They have three together. And then, of course. Right. So he. That is his son. He's been there since the baby was a baby, literally. So I. I do appreciate a nigga who fully steps into that stepdaddy role is like, what's that? Ain't no step. I'm not the stepdaddy. I'm the daddy that stepped up, bitch. I love that. I love that energy.

[Kid Fury]

So I do too.

[Crissle West]

So. Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

So he probably just wants a big ass family.

[Crissle West]

Well. And you have one. He said, let's make it bigger. Let's go even further. You know, I just feel like maybe.

[Kid Fury]

That'S who Keke's racing.

[Crissle West]

No, she. No. Cause she started way before sin.

[Kid Fury]

She started pioneer.

[Crissle West]

She started at the turn of the century. I think she's still going. You just get off of that woman. Okay? It's a lot to grow and give birth to a whole fucking baby. Stay off of her. She trying to promote an album. She trying to work, wrestle down.

[Kid Fury]

Did I stretch?

[Crissle West]

Let a girl.

[Kid Fury]

Damn.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

It's good. I love it for her.

[Crissle West]

I mean, they do seem happy. They do seem very horny for each other and all that, which. Sure. So happy for you. Indeed.

[Kid Fury]

What's. Do you like a rom com? What's your favorite rom com? A romance film.

[Crissle West]

Oh, well, I don't. It has to be rom com. I don't like Rome. Just straight up romance. Fair and. Oh, you know, I'm trying to think of a black one, but the black ones be so corny.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

Oh, they'd be so corny. Like Love and basketball. There's nothing comedic about love and basketball. Love and basketball is a cautionary tale.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I think so.

[Crissle West]

That's a horror movie. Imagine.

[Kid Fury]

Where.

[Crissle West]

But you know the first one I thought of when you said that was how to Lose a guy in 10 days. I fucking love that movie. That's a great movie.

[Kid Fury]

Great pick. Good, good, good pick. Great one. I was over here struggling maybe. So we can play that game.

[Crissle West]

Brown Sugar. Just right. Think like a man. Love.

[Kid Fury]

And I think two can play that game.

[Crissle West]

Oh, the best man's good.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, best man's a good one.

[Crissle West]

Also a little more dramatic than funny, but it is fun. Oh, deliver us from Eva.

[Kid Fury]

And eventually sad.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, the wood. Ah, the wood. I do love the wood.

[Kid Fury]

Wood's a great one.

[Crissle West]

Coming to America. Is that a rom com?

[Kid Fury]

That is a rom com.

[Crissle West]

If coming to America. I'm on imtv. And they said yes.

[Kid Fury]

I think it kind of does.

[Crissle West]

I think it does. Yeah. That is a good one because.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, well, coming to America, legit hilarious. I always just think comedy, I guess. But you know what? It is kind of a rom com.

[Crissle West]

I mean, yeah, there's a story and then n get married and all that, so. Sure.

[Kid Fury]

And there was never a sequel. It never happened. It didn't come out. Okay, well, all right, Russell.

[Crissle West]

I never even heard of one, so.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know what anybody's talking about. Sequels. What?

[Crissle West]

No. Kirsten, did you see somebody ask Kirsten Dunst about doing a follow up to Bring It On? And she was like, leave greatness where it is.

[Kid Fury]

Just work, Kirst.

[Crissle West]

Leave greatness exactly where it's at. That movie is a cult classic.

[Kid Fury]

They will not leave them alone about it.

[Crissle West]

And I need y' all to let it go. Kiersta, all the people are in their 40s now. What you wanted their kids to be doing.

[Kid Fury]

Tell Gabrielle Union head.

[Crissle West]

She don't know it. She don't know. She's in her 40s now.

[Kid Fury]

Gabby's like, that's probably why they can't.

[Crissle West]

What do you mean?

[Kid Fury]

That's probably why they haven't made a sequel. Because they're like, gabrielle, you're the only one. You still look the same age. It won't make any sense.

[Crissle West]

You look like you went off to college and now you're back to coach the girls and everybody else looks like the moms, so.

[Kid Fury]

Right. It's not. I do think that if they both were cheerleading mothers and then became like, stage moms of competing cheer groups or had to, like, work together because their daughters were in the same cheer group, they can ham fist some shit together. They made Hocus Pocus 2 and Freakier Friday. So.

[Crissle West]

Well, and you know, we. And I don't Think anybody was really like, yeah, give me some more of that movie.

[Kid Fury]

So I wasn't.

[Crissle West]

Right, Right. So I really appreciated Kirsten Dunst being like, you know what? That. Bring it on is excellent. It is great. It is a great, great film. And I'm gonna leave it right there over in greatness by itself where it belongs. I say yes. Amen.

[Kid Fury]

Finally, somebody like them doing another. I know what you did last summer. You know you made two after the first one, right? And they were big.

[Crissle West]

I still know what you did last summer. I ain't forgot what you did last summer. Like, y' all kept making those movies. So how many. How many more stories is it to tap? I mean, well, never mind. Let me not challenge you.

[Kid Fury]

Horror movies, girl, they will ride you right off into the deep end. So us, especially a slasher, they're just like, oh, well, Freddy Krueger has 20 movies to say that's true. That we can't. Us. Us sensible people, like, we don't have to.

[Crissle West]

The new public, we've had enough. We're putting our feet down.

[Kid Fury]

Also, Freddy Krueger has 20 movies. He has, what, two or three good ones? Like, really good ones.

[Crissle West]

I don't even know. You know, I can't look at Freddy.

[Kid Fury]

Krueger if you want to go. Be able to keep up that lie. If y' all ain't got no money to make this for so long when you keep making bullshit. This street fighter movie with 50 Cent and Andrew Schultz in it, where am I supposed to.

[Crissle West]

Excuse the fuck out of me. There's a fuck.

[Kid Fury]

I would like you to direct yourself to a gal named Google.

[Crissle West]

Absolutely not. Wait, no. This says Jean Claude Van Damme. Kylie Minogue.

[Kid Fury]

No, that's the old school from the 90s.

[Crissle West]

Oh, street fight.

[Kid Fury]

Also not great, but cast at least made more immediate sense.

[Crissle West]

Street fright. Oh, my God, no. Centennial. Andrew Schultz, Eric Andre, 50 Cent. Jason Momoa.

[Kid Fury]

I will say the casting, like I can see it for everyone who they're supposed to be playing, especially with the side by sides. I just know who can act and who can't, right?

[Crissle West]

Can any of these people act? Who?

[Kid Fury]

50 Cent's not bad.

[Crissle West]

Noah Centennial. Isn't that the. To all the boys I loved before. Isn't that him?

[Kid Fury]

I'm not familiar.

[Crissle West]

I thought he was in that one.

[Kid Fury]

That I know.

[Crissle West]

That is him.

[Kid Fury]

What's his name? Chief of War. He's Blanca. What is that man's name? Jason Momoa.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, well, I'm not. I wasn't gonna go see this, no way. But knowing Andrew Schulz is in it. I'm extra Nazi in it. I streamed a movie once on a boat and Andrew Schulz ended up being in it. Cut it right off. I don't even remember what it was called.

[Kid Fury]

That is the fiercest.

[Crissle West]

I don't know the premise or nothing. I will not support that man.

[Kid Fury]

Well.

[Crissle West]

That'S it. And that's all.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, Speaking of movies, RuPaul is gonna be starring in a new action comedy set in the Drag Race universe, being produced by World of Wonder and Bleecker street, directed by Adam Shankman, who did Hairspray, it looks like. This is an as yet untitled action comedy set on a runaway bullet train on the stank rail. Okay, the plot description. I'm reading this on Variety says best friends Tess and Dede, trained stewardesses who trade their dreary shifts on the stank rail for the glitzy Glamazonian Express when a catastrophic Stormaganza.

[Crissle West]

All right.

[Kid Fury]

Or Stormganza. Threatens. Threatens to derail a high speed train and crash it into Los Angeles. Fierce. The duo in coach must join forces with the snobby first class attendants and President Gagwell save the day. Gagwell is RuPaul. Of course.

[Crissle West]

Of course.

[Kid Fury]

RuPaul said President Judy Gagwell is the part I was born to play. Finally, a role I can sink my dentures into.

[Crissle West]

Okay, well, you know what this movie is? The plot description is letting me know that this movie doesn't take itself seriously. RuPaul is actually a good actor, is pretty funny on screen. So hopefully this is. Hopefully this is good. I'm expecting.

[Kid Fury]

Sounds like Airplane.

[Crissle West]

Some Drag Race cameos for sure. Yeah, but yeah, sounds kind of like.

[Kid Fury]

Like airplane or like, you know, those. Like Liam Neeson.

[Crissle West]

No, I don't.

[Kid Fury]

Not Liam Neeson.

[Crissle West]

I don't know.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know because he's. He's in the fucking. The remake to the Naked Gun, starring the actual man whose name is escaping me right now.

[Crissle West]

Well, this sounds.

[Kid Fury]

What is the name of the man from the Naked Gun and Goofy.

[Crissle West]

The Naked Gun.

[Kid Fury]

I'm gonna be so mad at myself.

[Crissle West]

Oh, Liam Neeson.

[Kid Fury]

It's not Leslie Nielsen.

[Crissle West]

Really? Yes, sure. Oh, yeah, damn. Sure is. I don't think I ever saw the Naked Gun. I don't. I don't think I ever saw the. Yeah, no, I never saw the original of this.

[Kid Fury]

So slapsticky. Spoofy.

[Crissle West]

Oh, he died. Oh, damn. He died a long time ago.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, yeah, but he was like one of the major faces of those silly slapsticky movies. Airplane being One of them. There's a lot of disaster and action themed films that have that kind of camp and silliness that you would see in a lot of Drag Race sketches and shit. Yes. So I expect that that's what this sounds.

[Crissle West]

Same.

[Kid Fury]

It's gonna be.

[Crissle West]

Yep. That's what I'm expecting.

[Kid Fury]

Big budget Drag Race sketch. I'm very much looking forward to seeing who's gonna be in it.

[Crissle West]

Yes. That should be fun.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to. Good luck.

[Crissle West]

Yes. Good. Good luck indeed. I want all my faves to make appearances. Thank you so much. I want Madison in this movie.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God.

[Crissle West]

We have to have Madison somehow, some way. Figure it out.

[Kid Fury]

Speaking of new films, 50 Cent purchased the rights to the film. Paid in full.

[Crissle West]

Nope.

[Kid Fury]

And says that he will be developing the film into a premium television show very quickly. I think I've said this a couple of times, but Pageful is one of my favorite movies.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Please respect what I'm going through. And it's rough.

[Crissle West]

I was gonna say. Do you have faith in his ability to do this?

[Kid Fury]

No. No.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Said if you like Godfather or Harlem, you're gonna love this. I'm set. Cam Said the executive produce alongside me. Of course you want in. Get at him. I'm out of the country. Camron was posted it as well, saying, you know, this is what we've been talking about for a few months now. It's almost time. Thanks, 50 Cent for the opportunity. My nigga. We're gonna burn this shit down. Okay, now paid in full.

[Crissle West]

If cam' Ron is the ep, maybe it won't be so bad.

[Kid Fury]

What makes you feel that? Why do you feel. Well, Cameron won't even rap back to Omar Gooding. Why do you feel like the way.

[Crissle West]

I pushed that completely out of my hippocampus? Well. Cause he was impatiful. So I'm like, at least it's not just 50 Cent, you know, buying something and deciding to make it, you know, like a power 2.0, but him giving.

[Kid Fury]

A, like, courtesy credit. Oh, so a little vanity credit to someone as an EP to get consumers to feel like, oh, this is legitimate because this person is attached to it.

[Crissle West]

Well, it almost worked on me because I'm thinking, oh, no, maybe he'll actually be a part of it. Like, he'll be in there really making decisions.

[Kid Fury]

That is what I'm hoping. Well, not even. I don't want him making any decisions on the show. Maybe on his character.

[Crissle West]

Okay. Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Assuming he's in it. And this is where I. This is okay.

[Crissle West]

He could play the dad.

[Kid Fury]

Of who?

[Crissle West]

Of. Well, so like there could be a character like Rico. Right. And. Or like Rico's son is in the show or something. And Cam' Ron could have like a sort of guest appearance in that way. But just because you were in a movie, a cult, you know, N fave and all that doesn't necessarily mean that you have what it takes to then develop a TV show based off that movie and see it through and make it good, you know, Just cause you were in a movie don't mean you have that other skill, so.

[Kid Fury]

Exactly.

[Crissle West]

We will see. We will see. You look disappointed already.

[Kid Fury]

I'm just. I love this movie.

[Crissle West]

That's too damn good.

[Kid Fury]

And the author almost like what Kirsten Dunst said. I've always loved that. It's just sat there as a single thing and still good. I watch it today, I enjoy it. I don't need this. Now here's where you will immediately piss me off if you remake this movie. Well, for what? Especially if Cam is eping. Pick it up. Where you let this be a sequel series. Pick it up. Where the fucking movie left off.

[Crissle West]

Okay?

[Kid Fury]

Nigga? Literally. He's the one with the big cliffhanger anyway. And he literally snitches on his connects, but says, I don't even remember the line. Cause I haven't watched it in a while. But he says some flexy ass shit, I think directly to the camera about when he comes home, he gonna be the king. So he's not snitching on nobody in Harlem. Right. And that's kind of where his thing ends. And he was, I think, facing 25 to life. It's been damn near 25 years since that movie came out. So just pick it up with him.

[Crissle West]

Getting out of prison. Yes. And seeing what Harlem looks like now. Completely different motherfucking place than it was 25 years ago.

[Kid Fury]

If you can find a way to get Wood Harris and Regina hall back into. I don't think they need to be in it. I actually would prefer the characters not be in it because I would like for them to just have a happy ending.

[Crissle West]

Well, everybody loves.

[Kid Fury]

But if you get Wood Harris and Regina hall in this series and Cameron plays Rico in its sequel, I fear I will have to at least watch that.

[Crissle West]

You'll have to. You're too big of a fan to not give it a try, but watch that pilot piss you off real bad.

[Kid Fury]

Maybe this is what Omar thought he was auditioning for.

[Crissle West]

He gonna get out and see that it's a whole foods on 125th and be like, absolutely not, bitch.

[Kid Fury]

What if they put Omar's audition footage into the show somehow? I don't know how they would work it in. They could put it in, like, into the background of a scene.

[Crissle West]

They could. I mean, he could put it in the. You know, the. The post movie credits. He could put it, you know, like, where people put the bloopers in the shit. Like that. He. Who knows? He's petty and stupid.

[Kid Fury]

But also, this is a Dame Dash. I mean, it's presented by Dame Dash and Rockefeller originally.

[Crissle West]

Right. Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Doing movies and all kinds of shit. So it's kind of, like, was his film. He lost the rights to it along with some other stuff due to financial money.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. Money shit. So, of course, 50 Cent, being a petty vulture, scooped that shit right on up underneath him, gave Cam the, you know, 1, 2. And they've been flexing Cam and Dame or not great terms. And so I saw this pose from Dame Dash where he responds to the announcement, and I was like, oh, I expected it to be, like, enraged and bitter and da, da, da, da. And it was actually like, he definitely looks tired, and he looks like his feelings are hurt. But what he said was kind of fierce.

[Crissle West]

Okay?

[Kid Fury]

He just. He was just sitting there, and he goes, all right, so this came out today. Congratulations, Cam. 50 Cent is your new boss. You just made 50 Cent your boss, and you're proud of it. Congratulations. And that was the end of it. So, like, on one hand, bitter, sure. On the other hand, very valid point. 1,010%.

[Crissle West]

Why? Oh, I mean, okay, I'm like, we.

[Kid Fury]

Don'T even haven't get it into it.

[Crissle West]

I want to congratulate cam for making 50. His new boss is crazy.

[Kid Fury]

Cunt.

[Crissle West]

Cunt. Yes. Yes. That's. That's petty. That's drag race confessional shit hunt.

[Kid Fury]

And this is what we'd be trying to hammer home to a lot of you niggas. That one went over a couple of y' all heads. But if you would just do the math and, like, man, look at some of the other girls who've been in the position that Cam is in now, right?

[Crissle West]

Cam about to. Cam about to write Dame's name on his lipstick. You're. You're going home, bitch. I don't appreciate that cunty, petty shit. Bitch. How weird.

[Kid Fury]

Okay, it's like, also, okay. It's not even like you're working underneath, like, Ava DuVernay. Like, it's like, this is. This is someone who's just looking for mentorship from Tyler Perry, look at the quality of work.

[Crissle West]

I'm hurting. I'm hurting. I'm hurting at the.

[Kid Fury]

Thought you niggas like 50 Cent Media because you don't have a lot of other shit to watch because all you're really interested in is hood shit and GTA 5, right? You know, GTA 5, the show, which I get. But it's like, again, I think Crystal and I say regularly, that can be well made.

[Crissle West]

It could.

[Kid Fury]

That could be well made. It could be good. Yeah, but you don't require it to be.

[Crissle West]

And you know, 50 Cent just makes Zeus network content for niggas. That's really all it is. This is. I don't. Thankfully, I'm not some huge paid in full Stan. And I don't really care what you do with this movie. I don't care how you chop it up and bastardize it.

[Kid Fury]

I've been ruined at this point.

[Crissle West]

Right. I can't even say I'll watch it. But I do like seeing these niggas be catty and going back and forth with each other. Cause Dame, that was unnecessary. You didn't have to. To say nothing about it.

[Kid Fury]

So funny.

[Crissle West]

I'm assuming you got paid. Why couldn't you just take your check and go sit down somewhere? You made 50 cent your boss. Well. Oh, so when you said he lost the rights, you mean he lost them before 50 Cent acquired them?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

Okay, never mind then.

[Kid Fury]

No, he had to give that up along with other things because of money stuff. So you didn't really get paid.

[Crissle West]

You like.

[Kid Fury]

You think I bought that from somebody else?

[Crissle West]

Okay, all right. Well, that.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, did he respond? Oh, Cameron did respond.

[Crissle West]

So you can respond to Dame, but not to Omar Gooden?

[Kid Fury]

You really turned into a chatty Patty. Damn.

[Crissle West]

A chatty patty.

[Kid Fury]

Niggas get cut out of TV series every day. B U. B, I. You only doing this for clicks. The most attent, most action you got in your Chanel ever.

[Crissle West]

In your Chanel? What channel?

[Kid Fury]

Maybe that's. That might be an autocorrect flex.

[Crissle West]

Maybe he means in your bag, like in your Chanel. But that still don't make sense. Oh.

[Kid Fury]

That makes way more sense.

[Crissle West]

But not a lot.

[Kid Fury]

No, not much.

[Crissle West]

Not much sense.

[Kid Fury]

I'm less confused.

[Crissle West]

You said, oh, this nigga. No, he meant channel. That don't make sense. I don't get it.

[Kid Fury]

You welcome. For now on my. My little n. For now on my little nigga. Go to the store for me real quick. Why do y' all like doing this type of shit to each other? Like you still can't sleep at night. Everybody hates you.

[Crissle West]

I. I don't want to hear shit. Tyler Perry until he responds to oh, my goody. In the booth. In the booth.

[Kid Fury]

Mo and Marcus.

[Crissle West]

I'm so mad. I forgot about that. You don't get to say shit else. That man put out nine songs.

[Kid Fury]

Nine.

[Crissle West]

And you ain't put out one verse. Do it. Hurry up.

[Kid Fury]

Why? Look, I'm so confused.

[Crissle West]

Niggas. Grown ass men get offline.

[Kid Fury]

Did you see this white man on ABC News?

[Crissle West]

You got to be more specific than that.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God, you're so right. You're so right.

[Crissle West]

That's not telling me anything. I don't know. I have no idea what you mean.

[Kid Fury]

The white man suing Tyler Perry for 260ms.

[Crissle West]

I did not. He went on ABC News. Oh, God. Let me find this.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, yeah, I watched the 12 minute interview this morning.

[Crissle West]

ABC News.

[Kid Fury]

I mean, I'll say this, Crystal is pretty much what we talked about. He doesn't really say much of anything new. They go over the stuff we talked about. New for me was that I had to actually see the photo of Tyler Perry by the jet ski.

[Crissle West]

I told you. I told you.

[Kid Fury]

You deliberately ignored it and was like.

[Crissle West]

Nope, you're gonna see it.

[Kid Fury]

There it is. You're gonna look at it. You're gonna tell her.

[Crissle West]

You are. You're gonna. You are going to tell her.

[Kid Fury]

And so, yeah, a lot of it was. Essentially, it was maximizing his voice, his movement to sue this man and have him held accountable for what he alleges happened to him. I didn't find anything necessarily off putting or odd or even noteworthy outside of that, except for the part where.

[Crissle West]

He.

[Kid Fury]

Was asked if it was true that he asked for money before the lawsuit to buy his silence. And he said no. I wanted accountability and I wanted to hopefully prevent that sort of thing from happening to other actors or in the future. And I did have a moment, of course, where I'm like, you mean like the black actor that helped you put this case together, that is currently in a situation with Tyler's business partner, who says the very thing happened to him, who you still have not talked about. Oh, that's a bit interesting. But, you know, I don't know much about algebra, but I can kind of look at things and say two things can be true. Why people ain't shit, why men ain't shit. And also, Tyler, you gotta step up to the front, hon. Yeah, you have to step up to the front. And notes are bad. This time you do.

[Crissle West]

My thing is Once you've been this egregious and this ridiculous, this disrespectful, this, this thirsty in your pursuit, just unendingly going after this white man who is cute. Like, he's cute. I get why you found him attractive. But to be sexually harassing this man the way you did, at that point, I don't care if he takes a couple hundred of your M's. I don't. I don't. Why.

[Kid Fury]

I'm sorry.

[Crissle West]

Why should I leave that man alone? You can go be with anybody who wants to be with you. Go pick one of the many, many people who want to give you their booty hole and be with them. Leave this man who told you no once, and that should have been a girl.

[Kid Fury]

And that's the thing, too, because after my eyes were accosted by the.

[Crissle West]

I told you to look at it. When we talked about it, and you said no.

[Kid Fury]

Truthfully, it's the.

[Crissle West]

You refuse. I said, you need to look at Tyler Perry. Talk about you don't see the stud.

[Kid Fury]

I have to talk about that, too. You know what? No, we don't. We already did. We already did it just brought it back up for me when I watched this and I saw it again, and.

[Crissle West]

I'm just like, God, you old man, right? You thirsty old nigga. Who talks like this? Ew.

[Kid Fury]

Anyway.

[Crissle West]

Desperate.

[Kid Fury]

What I was gonna say was, like, I didn't want to see it because there's nothing wrong with it. He looks perfectly fine. I see Madea like. And now it's weird because of all this, right? But to your point, it's like. And his. As he's talking about this, he's like, oh, no. He was talking about when he had, like, something at his house and they were drunk, and Tyler told him about the guest house, and he said that Tyler got into bed with him. He said, after that situation, you know, I don't think there's anything wrong with shooting a shot or, you know, making a move on someone. But I do think that when. If you're rejected, you should stop.

[Crissle West]

Oh, he did say that it would stop.

[Kid Fury]

He said that.

[Crissle West]

Wow. Wow, my mind. Because that's all you have to do. That's all you have to do. You can shoot your shot. The person says, I'm not interested or I'm not in that place or whatever. Whatever the no looks like, accept the no and go on about your billionaire business, right?

[Kid Fury]

Even if you live in some subterranean dungeon where, you know, who knows when's the next time you bump into a sign of life? You still move on.

[Crissle West]

You still move on.

[Kid Fury]

But your billionaire life with millions and.

[Crissle West]

Millions of booty holes for you to. To touch and discuss.

[Kid Fury]

You could have sent that jet ski picture to dozens of queens that look just like this.

[Crissle West]

You could have went out to any club. You could have went on any of the apps. You could have. It's just a.

[Kid Fury]

And my God, when you're visiting la.

[Crissle West]

I mean, and you live in the outskirts of Atlanta of the living Atlanta, you literally have a compound out there. You could be ethical about this if all you really wanted was gay sex. But you want power, you want to coerce somebody, you want to push somebody into something. That's what you want. And that's why his representation. I don't care that you have to come up off of some money for it. I just don't.

[Kid Fury]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Crissle West]

I don't care.

[Kid Fury]

I wish I could say I hate to see it too, but, girl, like, I don't really care either. Leave his.

[Crissle West]

Leave people alone.

[Kid Fury]

His representation 8 this up. They made sure to include the screenshots of the particularly creepy.

[Crissle West]

See, I told you.

[Kid Fury]

Even the way that he, you know, when he talked about guiltless sex, they bring that part up too. And how that was sort of like, used as a way to, like the way that it. It melded with religion.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And all these other things, they really just hit all of the little dots where he talked about when he actually did, like, assault him and. And stuff like that. On the weight scale.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

One of the things he said is that when. I'm sorry if this is triggering for anyone, but what do you. The thing. One of the things he said was, like, it. When you are. When your control of your body is taken away from you, you can't expect how you're going to react. Something like that.

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

I'm probably not wording it.

[Crissle West]

No, that's so true. That's so true.

[Kid Fury]

But it was in essence saying, like, you can't judge someone's actions when something like this happens to them. It is a. Like, you can't gauge how you will respond when your body in control of your body is taken from you in a situation like that. And I just thought that that was a really truthful and profound thing to say. Again, the only thing that made me raise an eyebrow was like, okay, girl, what about the, you know, them other alleged victims? But other than that, it just. This was like this white man and his legal team saying, oh, what Christmas? Madea? Not this one. Halloween canceled.

[Crissle West]

And.

[Kid Fury]

And so St. Patty's done.

[Crissle West]

And so be it. Like, just leave grown ass people alone. That men did not want you and you did not take no for an answer. Now, I highly doubt you actually do have to come up off of $260 million, but even if it's 50 million, I don't. I'm not shedding no tears for Tyler fucking Perry in this situation, girl. And that's so true. Like, you can think, you know how you gonna react to certain stuff. You can think, you know, and you might even be right about what you think you know, but not until you're in that situation and parts and parts of your brain shut down, do you really know how you'll react under those circumstances. You ate with that girly pop. You did. That's so real. That's science. Mariah don't know nothing about that. That's science.

[Kid Fury]

Do she look like a recurring cast member on Vanderpump Rules?

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Does that confuse me even more? Because giving Girl, you could have just went down a wee hole and picked one of these out.

[Crissle West]

Yes, she's a cute white girl, but she ain't. But there's. There's 500,000 of her in downtown LA. They're in Weehawing right now. What are you talking about? Like, when you. When the. When. When there's booty holes that have been shined and are offered up to you on a platter and you're like, no, I want the one that don't want me back.

[Kid Fury]

Yes.

[Crissle West]

That's where we have a problem.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, Gonna give him his money and authorities.

[Crissle West]

I don't know. That's too damn bad.

[Kid Fury]

I think you're gonna have to come out the pockets, babes. And you might want to also give them in his script bag now. His fucking shows. It.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, give him the rights to his shows or whatever it is.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, production hell. He bought it from him.

[Crissle West]

Give him his shit. Is it going anywhere? Probably not. But still give it back.

[Kid Fury]

Of course not. But, like, that's not nice.

[Crissle West]

Is it even? No. Shade. Is it even good? Or was Tyler just gassing you up? Cause he wanted.

[Kid Fury]

Of course it wasn't that rainbow. Of course it wasn't, but that's what he was doing. I didn't even know that the man was in that much of the Oval. Cause of course I don't watch it.

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

I think it was like 85 episodes, bitch.

[Crissle West]

All of them, I'm assuming. I don't know.

[Kid Fury]

I was like, oh, he was like a star of the show. Like, y' all know who this is?

[Crissle West]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess. So you niggas who watch Tyler Perry networks or whatever, y' all would know.

[Kid Fury]

This case is the first time I ever seen this person in my life.

[Crissle West]

Same. No.

[Kid Fury]

And sure, he looks like he auditioned for Superman and the, you know, role went to the right person, but at the same time, like Crystal has said, he's cute.

[Crissle West]

Girl.

[Kid Fury]

With all of that money and the way that horniness works among gay guys, these wife hackers will fuck you and not even want your money or not. In return. Just because you're. For the fun of it, black, 75ft tall.

[Crissle West]

Yes. I was thinking just because you're black and tall, are you gonna.

[Kid Fury]

I don't just.

[Crissle West]

Okay. We ain't even got into the irony of Tyler Perry being so weirdly homophobic and having all these threads of weirdness in his work over the years and then trying to all of a sudden have. You know, there's a bit of a pivot here and. Right. And the whole. But see, we knew you was gay. You.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

Remember how mad he got when Erin Magruder did that episode of Boondocks?

[Kid Fury]

Oh, yeah.

[Crissle West]

Pissed him and all the aunties just irate. How dare you come after a man of God. Aaron came out the gates swinging on niggas. It was so good, but good. Yep. Tyler Perry is reaping what he sows. Y' all know about that.

[Kid Fury]

Y' all should remaster it. The Boondocks. Because I don't think they're gonna pay. I don't think they're gonna reboot it or anything.

[Crissle West]

No, no, probably not, because he's gone.

[Kid Fury]

Unfortunately, lost a lot of their talent, especially a key right component.

[Crissle West]

Witherspoon.

[Kid Fury]

Witherspoon.

[Crissle West]

Right, right. So we actually don't even want it no more.

[Kid Fury]

Remaster it. Yeah. And, girl, you could remaster it and start from the beginning on HBO Max, and it would feel like it's airing like, brand new. They all.

[Crissle West]

Even the R. Kelly episode that's still relevant to this day, bitches are still acting exactly like that behind Robert Kelly.

[Kid Fury]

Right now in 2025, when Richard Freeman made that Luther burger and started a craze in the entire town did.

[Crissle West]

Did.

[Kid Fury]

Where people were murdering each other and turning into, like, addicts behind this greasy fast food. And then I think about that fucking Popeye sandwich.

[Crissle West]

Yes. I was at a coffee shop today that has a bacon, egg, and cheese on maple crullers. I'm like, is this not.

[Kid Fury]

Like, the way y' all stress them people out behind them sandwiches and were actually killing people?

[Crissle West]

Remember the kfc. When KFC made a sandwich, but the bread was two chicken breasts. Do you remember that?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. The double down.

[Crissle West]

The double down. Oh, my God. The double down.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, my God. That was heinous. That was like. That was so out of bounds. That's some shit. That should only be at Cracker Barrel.

[Crissle West]

Okay, well, I forgot what we was gonna talk about. I don't even know how we got it.

[Kid Fury]

Let's talk about Tyler Perry and how he's just gonna have to get his white man's money.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, it's looking like it.

[Kid Fury]

And the boondocks being the truth.

[Crissle West]

It's looking like it.

[Kid Fury]

That was a great. I think he tried to get that episode taken off.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, he did.

[Kid Fury]

No, BET did. Maybe they both did. BET definitely tried to get that episode. About BET snatched Kind of shots.

[Crissle West]

Kind of.

[Kid Fury]

That's.

[Crissle West]

The whole time he didn't lie. Ever.

[Kid Fury]

About anything. About nothing. About nothing. About nothing. And to think, that was how many years ago?

[Crissle West]

Fifteen. At least.

[Kid Fury]

And you still out here coercing the girls.

[Crissle West]

So funny. Oh, my God. Right, Right.

[Kid Fury]

Taunting them with whether or not you'll kill them off in a show unless.

[Crissle West]

You give them some butt playing with their livelihood. Cause they won't let you sniff they dick.

[Kid Fury]

All right, this is why I almost halfway felt bad for Dame Dash, too. When I think about Peyton Full. Because he allegedly slapped Harvey Weinstein on the set of that movie.

[Crissle West]

Really?

[Kid Fury]

Yes.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

I've heard that story a couple of times. That they had slapped taste out of Harvey Weinstein's mouth. It was kind of like we're the girls.

[Crissle West]

Duality. That's what Fran would say.

[Kid Fury]

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[Crissle West]

Yes, it is. Send your questions to asktheread gmail.com. we may read them aloud on the show. Our first letter this week. Mm. Where to start? Okay. Our first letter comes from Nolandria, who says, dear Kif, here and Crystal. Against my better judgment, I, a black girl, decided to step into the deep end and mix business with pleasure by swirling with a white boy at work. The sex was. Was great. And that's honestly why I let myself believe him when he reassured me that we were excited, exclusive.

[Kid Fury]

One more time.

[Crissle West]

The sex was great.

[Kid Fury]

The sex was great.

[Crissle West]

And that's why I let myself believe him when he reassured me that we were exclusive.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Crissle West]

Another girl at work who I'd been cordial with let me know that she would now be joining my team on a temporary assignment. Out of thousands of employees at this job, she, of course, turned out to be his other woman. And the exclusive arrangement that I thought I had was a lie.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

Now, mind you, this girl is married. But initially, when she. When she asked me about him, I lied and said that we were just friends. Not because I was hiding anything sinister, but because our relationship was still fairly new and I didn't feel obligated to share details about my personal life. But one day out the blue, I'd had enough of her pick me energy and the fact that she kept bringing him up unprovoked in all Our conversations. So I finally checked the temperature with him to see what was really going on. Not only did he tell me he would never mess with a married woman, we even joked about how his self esteem clearly wasn't that low. But the jokes were on me. He had messed with her anyway, and she sent me screenshots proving that he was over there yearning for her ass. Now see how we just brought up how a man would be like, uh, yeah, ugh, I would never go for her. You think I'm that depressed? You think I feel that bad about myself? And the whole time? And the whole time. Okay. Anyway, after discovering that our quote unquote exclusive arrangement was all a lie, I completely cut him off. Unfortunately, my co worker continues to keep me abreast of everything, even asking me to grab coffee to share that they finally slept together and she's filing for divorce from her husband. What was once harmless office drama has now turned into her sharing very intimate details about the progression of their relationship.

[Kid Fury]

Wait, that was harmless?

[Crissle West]

Okay, normally I'd be happy for a woman leaving a bad marriage, but I can no longer keep up this act. What was once a fun hookup and a cool work acquaintance is now uncomfortable and toxic. And pretending that receiving these updates are fine almost feels like self betrayal. I want to stay poised and cordial, which is why I can't just spaz. But maintaining decorum is starting to test my composure while I'm actively working on my boundaries and unpacking other layers of how this unfolded with my therapist. I would love Yalls advice. Should I tell her the truth about me and him so she'll finally stop talking to me altogether? Or just keep listening until she lands a new role, even though I'll be running the risk that they truly end up in a relationship or worse, get married and invite me to the wedding? I don't care about him anymore. I just want peace at work. As a Beyonce and Kendrick fan, I feel torn between staying silent and composed or letting my cunty strategic side out. I've paid him dust and I refuse to let him know everything she's told me. But as a corporate baddie, I have to remain cordial. At least until that moment comes. You two have helped me get through the non trivial parts of this job, and I love y' all down for it. Please help. Sincerely. No Landria. You get it.

[Kid Fury]

Wow. No Landria.

[Crissle West]

Oh, Landria.

[Kid Fury]

That felt like.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, you get it.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, you get it.

[Crissle West]

You get it.

[Kid Fury]

I get it now. Yeah, that felt like a rom com again. Like if you broke Down a full movie.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

To a letter. That was so much at one time.

[Crissle West]

There was a lot going on.

[Kid Fury]

Wow. Okay.

[Crissle West]

So.

[Kid Fury]

She wants peace. This situation with her and the white man has ended because he's a liar and a dog. And so she stopped that specifically because she found out about him fucking this same lady.

[Crissle West]

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[Kid Fury]

The lady still with him is planning to divorce her husband, which is. I don't even know why y' all say that. Like I don't even know. Like I don't.

[Crissle West]

She has filed at this point. She is leaving people be saying that.

[Kid Fury]

Shit for six years straight.

[Crissle West]

Ooh, that's true too.

[Kid Fury]

I don't care.

[Crissle West]

That's true too. Ooh, that's true as well.

[Kid Fury]

And what about the foundation of this exciting little, you know, affair screams foundation for marriage and let me leave this nigga and blah, blah, whatever.

[Crissle West]

Well, the girl doesn't know. Oh well, her own affair. Right?

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, yeah.

[Crissle West]

The girl don't even know that he was also fucking with this black girl.

[Kid Fury]

While he was fucking with you.

[Crissle West]

You don't even know that part. But she can't be mad cause she had a whole husband.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. For no. Landria.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

You looking at it like.

[Crissle West]

It sounds.

[Kid Fury]

Like you are annoyed by the fact that she seems to be having a good time with this fuck nigga from your past. Not so distant past two weeks ago. And. Right. And you also recognize that there aren't really any boundaries around that because she don't know, apparently that you have also been wading in those waters. So I just. I don't know how you put distance between yourself and that person without. I mean yourself and these conversations without just out loud saying, I don't wanna talk to my own. And if you don't wanna tell her your pussy's business, you don't have to. Like I didn't hear anything in here where you owe this lady a woman to woman coming to you as a moment.

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

If you want to. I would ask yourself why you feel like that would be helpful for you individually. And if you come up with a sensible answer. Do you. But also, you don't have to tell her that. You could just. There could be a million reasons why one don't want to hear about their co worker. Not their best friend.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, right.

[Kid Fury]

Not their cousin.

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

Your chit, chatty, chummy, whatever, coworkers. A million reasons you cannot want to hear about that nigga. So come up with one. Put a boundary there. And I think if it persists. I might just be like, the reason I don't want to hear about that nigga is because I absolutely was fucking it. Dick was great. The nigga not so much nigga interchangeably. You know what I'm talking about? The thing is, I was. That was the. Shut the fuck up. Period. Period. Shut up.

[Crissle West]

Are you.

[Kid Fury]

Shut up.

[Crissle West]

Are you arguing with yourself right now?

[Kid Fury]

Yes, I am. Just finish the bit. Yeah, I think you could say something to her. But if it feels like a lot of projecting was in this.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Am I bugging? It feel like it was a lot of. Like, I'm not in my feelings. That nigga ain't shit and she don't even know and judgment. And I just need my piece because you know what is. I loved the end part with the Kendrick Beyonce reference and deciding whether you wanted to like. However, how did you word that?

[Crissle West]

Feel torn between being silent and composed or letting the cunty strategic side out.

[Kid Fury]

Why would the cunty strategic side need to come out for this?

[Crissle West]

Right? Mm, no, you're right, because she says she doesn't care about him anymore. But if you didn't care about him, I don't think it would bother you so much to hear this. I think you're telling yourself you don't care because you're trying to convince yourself that that's true. But in reality, you actually care quite a bit. And you're pretty hurt that he was lying to you about y' all being exclusive, all of that. Which makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

It's fair.

[Crissle West]

It is. So, yeah, I think you're right about the projecting here. There's a bit of that going on.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah. That's how really what I took from it the most was like, okay, it sounds like this is their problem now.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

Specifically hers, especially because she's the married one. So, like, it sounds like you kind of got out from underneath the fuck nigger scot free. But you owe it to yourself and this piece that you say that you want to be honest with yourself about what you're feeling, and it's okay to be in your feelings about a white boy, about a new boy, about, you know, anything, anything. It's okay to be in your feelings that your coworker has now got this dude, and even if you feel like he ain't shit, you know, you're a human being, sweetie. It's okay to think, to feel those things, but you gotta let yourself feel them and make sense of them, because that's how you'll get to it. Being okay. And living with it and being at peace with it. And then the next thing you know, she comes to work and she's laughing about some labubu that her man just got her. You know, it's this doofus, and you just plug it. And you will laugh. You will laugh because it won't make you upset. You'll just be like, that is so stupid. And I can't believe it just bothered me.

[Crissle West]

One day.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, one day. But give yourself time. In the meantime, you don't have to strategize anything besides maybe talking to somebody who's gonna have.

[Crissle West]

You have a therapist. You said you. Your therapist is helping you work on your boundaries, which is great. The sooner you can get that set up, the better. I agree with Kid Fury. I think the. I think there's no reason at all to tell her that you slept with this man. That's gonna take a messy situation and make it that much messier. The fewer people at work who know that you fucking somebody at work, the better off you will be. I would not tell nobody that I was fucking a co worker at all. Not nobody at that job that I was fucking or did fuck. Never. Um, but if it's killing you to hear all these updates, then I would say something to her like, girl, you know what? I'm happy for you, and I hope it lasts forever and ever. However, it's. You're giving me more and more details about this relationship, and it's starting to affect the way I see him. Like, I have to work with this person, and I don't want this to color my view of him in the workplace. You know, I need to remain professional. So if we could just not. I don't really want to hear about the freckle on his dick. If we could just leave that out, you know, that would be great. Like, just something like that to try to put some distance in between it, you know? She can't. She really can't be mad at that. Yeah, because that's fair. That's fair. Bitch. I came here to run the Excel spreadsheets and crunch the numbers and hop on a call. I didn't come here for this, for the rest of this shit. Talking about how y' all ran out of condoms and just said, oh, well, like, girl, leave me out of it. I don't want to know. Thank you so much. But yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And why do you want me to know you're married? Are we not friends?

[Crissle West]

I actually. Do y' all work at a call center? Because I used to work at a call Center. And this was the type of shit that happened on a regular basis, and I loved it. If you love mess, get a job at a call center, baby.

[Kid Fury]

Get a job at a call center. It is the most. Oh, my channels.

[Crissle West]

It is the best.

[Kid Fury]

You go over here.

[Crissle West]

Oh, God. It's the best.

[Kid Fury]

You call and pick up from yesterday's episode on call.

[Crissle West]

You will never be bored. You will never be bored.

[Kid Fury]

I was literally picturing the call center arm.

[Crissle West]

This is what I'm thinking. Yeah, me, Me. I worked at multiple call centers, and it was this type of mess. Every fucking time.

[Kid Fury]

Everybody fucking each other.

[Crissle West]

Yes. Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Like, what was that about? And I'm just like, thank you for calling Asian arm locked.

[Crissle West]

I worked at AT&T when the first iPhone came out. Bitch. Anyway. Anyway.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know how you made it out a lot.

[Crissle West]

I don't either. Cause it was exclusive to AT&T then, so we had so many people. Oh, yeah, you would. You were.

[Kid Fury]

I worked at Apple.

[Crissle West]

Right, right.

[Kid Fury]

Yes.

[Crissle West]

You remember. We was in the trenches. Cha.

[Kid Fury]

At&t was worse, though. Cause Apples were like.

[Crissle West]

And I was in the tech.

[Kid Fury]

Apple Stores was pretty big.

[Crissle West]

I was in the department on the phones.

[Kid Fury]

A lot of AT and T's are much smaller than your average Apple Store or whatever.

[Crissle West]

True.

[Kid Fury]

And they weren't really accustomed to people just coming in, trying to buy a phone. Just unbroken. It was. And because they were sold out at all the Apple stores all the time would rush over to AT&T. Cause Apple didn't have them.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, well, thankfully, I didn't work in retail. I worked in a call center. But I was in the tech side. They, like, created a smartphone tech division of the call center to help these dumb asses with the iPad.

[Kid Fury]

Everybody.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God. When I tell you that was hell.

[Kid Fury]

Everyone lost.

[Crissle West]

That was hell.

[Kid Fury]

Everybody lost.

[Crissle West]

Baby.

[Kid Fury]

That was hell. The amount of people crystal.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

Into the mall was so bad. Our store so bad. And came up to me with their iPhone saying the icons won't stop wiggling. And I would just go, yeah.

[Crissle West]

Why I can't get on the Internet? Because you didn't. Because this phone. You have to buy an Internet plan. You have to buy an iPhone plan. Your grandfathered plan from when AT&T used to be singular when you signed up in 1993 or whatever. That $20 plan is not gonna work with this iPhone. Anyway, I was triggered and taken back to a dark time. But anyway, this. It sounds like call center mess. And I actually do miss that a lot.

[Kid Fury]

It really does.

[Crissle West]

I used to Love, call center, workplace drama. But good luck.

[Kid Fury]

I was call place calls aren't working.

[Crissle West]

We don't even have to get into that. You put it on YouTube like a fool. Why would you put it on YouTube? Anyway, we really shouldn't. Good luck. Nalandria. Our next letter comes from Jay, who says I'm a black gay, 29 year old man who uses he they pronouns. I've told my therapist who I've been saying for two months that I'm a writer, but I've been struggling with depression, anxiety and low self esteem for years. It got worse last year when my beloved Yorkie who I got at 13 years old, passed away and we lost our Australian shepherd of 13 years in April. I know these are pets, but they were literally my best friends. Let me stop you right there. You don't have to convince us. If anybody knows that pets are family, it is us. So you mourn and be as devastated as you need to be. Because I. I can't even think about Laney dying without tearing up. So don't even worry about it. I've had a lot of friendships come and go, but my dogs were a constant to me. Walking them and taking care of them gave me an excuse to get out of bed in the morning. Especially on days when I just didn't feel like being here anymore. So that plus helping my parents catch up on mortgage payments so they didn't lose their house. And all this unhealed trauma has made me feel like I'm a failure and all of that has made me feel really depressed and anxious. As a teenager I would take those feelings and write a lot of fantasy and sci fi stories because my childhood was extremely rough. I used to want to be a writer, but I stopped writing because I didn't think anyone would want to read what I wrote. But then I met my therapist who's also a writer and has published fantasy books. I admired this about them, so I started discussing my stories with them because they do tie into the trauma from my life, but also because it was nice to finally have somebody to talk to about with it. Talk about with it. Talk to. Anyway, we've been seeing each other for two months and I feel like I've made a lot of improvements with them. Recently I had a very rough day dealing with my self worth. I basically had an emotional breakdown and started crying during our session about all the things I've been saying to myself for years. I admitted to her that I kind of hate myself and I don't think I have the talent to Go back to writing and I feel like I'm worthless. She said, you are not worthless, and you're extremely talented, and then brought up how I have a lot of good idea for books, told me how she is in the middle of writing her next book, and then remembered one of my ideas for an unreleased story and said she wanted to use that in her story too. My therapist literally asked me if I could let her have the story in her book or if she could buy my story from me, and if not, I could co write it with her and get an author credit. It was immediately clear that she wasn't joking because there was silence there. And I told her I wasn't comfortable doing that because I want to finish working on that story someday. But then she said, well, you need to write and publish it then, and left. But that didn't feel right to me. She then went on to tell me about zines and how that could be an outlet for me to start writing and releasing in my own stories. But I think she saw that I was still uncomfortable by those questions, and so she assured me that I shouldn't be alarmed about her asking to buy my story because she understands the boundaries of a therapist and patient relationship and that she would never use any of what I said in our sessions in any of their work, because that would be extremely inappropriate. I honestly still felt very uncomfortable. And I don't know if I want to cut her off as a therapist because she's the first therapist I felt comfortable enough with to open up and share my deepest secrets. I've never really broken down in front of a therapist before. I don't think she was trying to steal my story or that she would. But it did make me feel like maybe she has alternative motives for keeping me as a client. What do you guys think? Should I be worried? Should I get a new therapist? Or is this something I could work out? I should also ask that we. I should also add that we meet virtually, not in person, but I'm not sure if that's relevant. Thanks for any advice, Jay.

[Kid Fury]

Okay. Thank you, Jay. I'll be honest with you, Jay. As this letter was being read to me, a notification came across my. The top of my MacBook here that said Charlie Kirk just got shot during an event at Utah Valley University. And I found that interesting. Okay, let's get back to you. Okay.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Condition on that. Okay. All right.

[Crissle West]

Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Gun violence, man.

[Crissle West]

I mean, this is America. Charlie Kirk is probably pro gun, so. All right.

[Kid Fury]

Probably.

[Crissle West]

I mean, I. I don't know too much I barely know the name, so.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, he's Trump.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, I figured. That's because you're so full of glee, you can barely hold in your joy right now.

[Kid Fury]

So I'm not joyful.

[Crissle West]

Yes, you are, nigga. Your eyes are lighting up. You want to dance? You feel so good right now.

[Kid Fury]

I don't take glee in. And gun violence.

[Crissle West]

Not.

[Kid Fury]

Not all gun violence are horrible people meeting horrible circumstances. Jay, you know, first of all, I'm sorry to hear that you're, you know, having a hard time. I can relate on a lot of things. I also write. It's tricky. I also have a Yorkie who will be 10 next month, and I demand that she become immortal.

[Crissle West]

Oh, yeah.

[Kid Fury]

In fact, I'm probably gonna write a story about how a dog owner goes in a quest for an elixir that can make his dog live forever.

[Crissle West]

Love that.

[Kid Fury]

And all of the horror story, all the horrors that come along with it. Actually, that might be fun. So I'm sorry that that has been. Been difficult. Glad to hear you're in therapy. Understand the eyebrows going up about this particular interaction. I mean, I don't know, like, etiquette. It seems like I. Crossing a boundary to me, but I don't. I don't know.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

If it is okay or not to be like, hey, do you want to work on this? Or do you. Or whatever the offer was. Yeah. So I'm not sure. I think that you're okay for. I think it's okay to wonder or to be a little uncomfortable with that, because, as I've said, like, you can be in your feelings about whatever you want to here, but you do have to write. Like, you. You have to. You have to write. And maybe there is a more delicate way to put it, or sometimes that can sound like, well, two is, two is four. You know what I mean? Like, duh. Stupid bitch.

[Crissle West]

If it was that easy, bitch, I would not be struggling with it. I would not need to go talk to somebody about it. Right.

[Kid Fury]

Well, much like, for instance, I consider myself, like, a highly functional, depressed, suicidal person. So it could be like, well, just get up and take a shower and go for a walk. Like, what's the problem? I have to get there.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

You know, and I have to do whatever I have to want to do. Whatever it takes to make getting there easier in the meantime. But the more I get up or make a habit out of getting up, the easier it will be. And that's not to say that you gonna write a couple dimes this week, and then, you know, next Week, you'll be Jordan Peele. But you don't know. Like, try not to write without a purpose. Like, don't. Who gives a fuck if someone is going to read this, if someone's not going to read this, if it makes sense right away, if it doesn't, just write, Write something. Even if you start with journaling just so you are in the practice, think of it almost like working out. Just make a habit of writing more and more and more until. So it's just something that you do. And I believe eventually you will have enough confidence to write a full thing, whether it's the fantasy project that you are really passionate about or something that comes along in the process. Because one of my favorite memes of Kamala Harris, when she's sitting in front of them two cakes and she's looking over at another cake, it says, writers where you working on a story and come up or think, come up with another story at the same time, stuff like that.

[Crissle West]

So.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, when your therapist said, well, you got to publish a thing or whatever, like, I can see me at some point being like, But I could also see me going, like, I know where that came from. I know what they meant by sure. But the, the buying of the script thing and all that other stuff makes me go, who is this person?

[Crissle West]

Right.

[Kid Fury]

I don't know. Because I don't know how that works.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, same, same, same, same, same.

[Kid Fury]

I would be really uncomfortable by that.

[Crissle West]

Right, Right.

[Kid Fury]

But maybe they just want your good, your, your best. I don't know. I don't know.

[Crissle West]

When I first read this email, I was stunned. Stunned. I, I, this is a licensed therapist, Jay. Like, this is a real, this is not like a life coach you found on Instagram. This is like a real therapist who went to school and has degrees and got licensed and is practicing independently. Like, this is a real therapist. I just, I need to know because I'm shocked that a therapist. You are in the middle of a breakdown, crying, talking about how much you hate yourself. You feel worthless. And she's like, yeah, you feel worthless. But have you thought about optioning your idea and passing that over to me so I can turn it into a novel since you're not gonna do shit with it. What? I don't know.

[Kid Fury]

Isn't a conversation. This is maybe when the Charlie Kirk.

[Crissle West]

Yes, See, you see you tapped out. Cause you were so excited about that.

[Kid Fury]

White man Charlie Kirk shot in Utah. Just right across.

[Crissle West]

Yes. This person is having a, and talking about how much they hate themselves. They feel worthless. And the therapist is like, you're not worthless. You're so talented. In fact, remember that idea you had? You should let me use it for a book.

[Kid Fury]

And I did not realize those were two. Those two things were the same.

[Crissle West]

Yes. That was the same conversation. That is so deeply inappropriate. That's, like, the worst way. I just cannot imagine responding to a client in crime crisis like that. This is somebody who sounds like they may be a danger to themselves. They're talking to you about. And this said, well, if you go kill yourself, can I use your. Your story idea? Oh, okay. Okay.

[Kid Fury]

Damn it, Charlie Kirk. See, you feel like you can't even. I don't know if he's alive yet. I should really be quiet.

[Crissle West]

I don't know that this is actually, like, breaking the code of ethics or whatever, but I would be so deeply uncomfortable with this. And I really. And this is hard because you feel really connected to this. The first therapist you felt this close to. You've only been seeing each other for two months, but you've done a lot of. You've made a lot of progress in that two months. You relate to them on the writer side of things. So it's not that easy to just be like, oh, well, I'll just go find somebody else then. Because it's.

[Kid Fury]

Even if things are starry, it can be difficult.

[Crissle West]

Yeah. Right.

[Kid Fury]

When I moved and I had to have another therapist, I. My therapist knew her.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

Tears. Mary J. Blige music.

[Crissle West]

Yeah. I don't. I'm not leaving. My therapist is gonna have to. She's gonna have to tell me, girl, we are done working together. You're all good now, or I've taken you as far as I can take you. One or the other.

[Kid Fury]

It was fine. And it will be fine if you have to find an impairment.

[Crissle West]

Yes. Yes.

[Kid Fury]

And J.

[Crissle West]

But this is so batshit. I. I couldn't.

[Kid Fury]

That's just so weird. That's so weird. I had no. I heard the two things. I did not realize they were in the same.

[Crissle West]

This is in the same session. This is in response to you having a breakdown and crying, snotting all over the place, talking about how bad you feel about yourself. And they're like, no, you should feel good about yourself. You have great ideas. Remember that one idea you had actually, since we talking about it? What?

[Kid Fury]

Not even just, like. Remember that one idea that we talked about? It was so great. It was something I would pay for. Something like that. It's amazing. Like, you could really be in the.

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Going right back into. Because you're fantastic and Perfect and great. Like, you could. She could have, but was like, no, like, say a number. What's your price? I got Venmo. I've got Not.

[Crissle West]

Well, you know, as a published fantasy writer, I think some of the ideas you've told me about are. Could be excellent books. Like, I want to encourage you even when you're feeling down that, you know, I want to validate that part of you that I really. I think you have. That would be one thing. Instead being like, well, can I have the story in my book? Or I could buy it off of you, or you could have an author credit maybe. And then being like, trying to clean up with, oh, well, if I can't take it, then you need to go ahead and write it yourself then. Or, well, don't. You shouldn't be upset or don't be alarmed. I understand the boundaries of a therapist and patient relationship. Do you, girl? I feel like you. You saw. You saw Jay's reaction and was like, uh, oh, I got to find a way to clean this up. That was. I might have fucked up. I might have fucked up. This is bad.

[Kid Fury]

Were they playing Monopoly that weekend or like, oh, just so you know.

[Crissle West]

Just so you know, I'm fully aware of, like, client and therapist boundaries and what should and should not be done. And I would never use any of your ideas in my work. That's so inappropriate. And I understand. Bitch.

[Kid Fury]

I thought this offer was a different conversation where it was like, hey, by the way, no, not your. Like, everything sucks. I don't want to live. And you're like, oh, sure you do. But since we're on the subject, what you gonna do with that? So I would absolutely leave that session and be like, this bitch was like, if this hoe dies.

[Crissle West]

Yeah, I'm taking that idea. Did you tell anybody else about that idea? Did you put it in writing?

[Kid Fury]

Like, which on one hand, half full.

[Crissle West]

It's a good idea.

[Kid Fury]

Half full.

[Crissle West]

You have good ideas.

[Kid Fury]

My ideas are tea.

[Crissle West]

They are.

[Kid Fury]

Are so tea. They are that this bitch was trying to set me.

[Crissle West]

Like.

[Kid Fury]

She was trying to pull a knives out on your girl.

[Crissle West]

Wow.

[Kid Fury]

And so let me really get to writing. Half empty. It's like, well, who is this bitch who does care about me? Who is for me? Because if I can't go and talk to the lady, right? This is so say if you can't talk to them.

[Crissle West]

Inappropriate even. Honestly, even if she had brought it up completely separately emailed you, like, you know, your ideas are so great. We should work together. Blah, blah, blah. That is inappropriate. You Are the therapist.

[Kid Fury]

That was what I was wondering.

[Crissle West]

I'm not your business partner. I'm not gonna be your therapist. And we make money together. Like. No, this is a. You're. I believe you're a therapist crossed the line here. I would. I would love to say fire her and report her to the state. If she's licensed. If this is a real therapist. Because I really. I think it is that inappropriate.

[Kid Fury]

If they're not licensed, then that is at. That explains a bit.

[Crissle West]

Yes. If they're not licensed, then I complet.

[Kid Fury]

Look.

[Crissle West]

No, Shay. Cause a lot of people call themselves therapists and they are not so.

[Kid Fury]

Oh my God, countless people.

[Crissle West]

So I would not be surprised if this is somebody who calls themself a therapist. But really they just somebody who talks to other people. They try to make them feel better.

[Kid Fury]

Look who gave Iyanla cause legit the space to shove a man's head into the ground.

[Crissle West]

Don't this sound like some shit somebody would say? This sound like some shit you would say if you was just trying to make somebody feel better. Like, girl, this is such a good idea. We could work on it together. Blah blah. Like this isn't. There's nothing therapeutic about this. What. What strategy were you using here, sister? Which theory is this? I'm not seeing it. It's not making sense to me. It's really not.

[Kid Fury]

Hazely Portrait of Black.

[Crissle West]

All right. You know what popped my butt meant to Harriet Tubman anyway.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, God.

[Crissle West]

If. If you really are hesitant to find another therapist, I would start our very next session with. So I was deeply uncomfortable by you suggesting to buy my story and all this. And it has made me wonder whether I can continue seeing you as a client because I feel like it was that inappropriate for you to say.

[Kid Fury]

Especially because, you know, it was tacked right onto a conversation when I'm telling.

[Crissle West]

You how I want to kill myself more.

[Kid Fury]

So like me not wanting to exist.

[Crissle West]

You supposed to be asking, do you have a plan? Do you have like that you supposed to be focusing on me and my emotional state right now? Not the amount of money you can make off of the idea I told you about two weeks ago. That's if you just don't really want to go out there and find somebody else. But I would maybe have a conversation. But I don't even feel comfortable telling you to do that. I. This. This person should not be seeing clients. That's my. I don't think so. Not even as a student would I have done something this fucking crazy?

[Kid Fury]

That's.

[Crissle West]

I'm really, I'm gobsmacked. I cannot believe a therapist did that. Like, these are the ones who make therapy look bad, make counseling look bad.

[Kid Fury]

It sucks too.

[Crissle West]

It does. It really does, because it sounds like they were helping you otherwise. So I, I, I, I could not blame you. And if you do decide not to see her anymore, please do report that shit to your state licensing board if, if she is licensed, because that is beyond not okay in, in my book.

[Kid Fury]

So if you bump into these types of people sometimes, I, I encourage you to just remember that they are human beings too. They're people too. And every now and then, you might have actually booked a session with like one of the sitcom therapists that like, needs a therapist. You know, you're like, oh, I got the sitcom one.

[Crissle West]

All right, let's go.

[Kid Fury]

Don't let it turn you off from therapy altogether.

[Crissle West]

And there are, first of all, a lot of therapists do have therapists, which they need because you, yeah, should, as a therapist, you hear a lot of fucked up shit. So you probably do need somebody to go talk to about all the fucked up things you hear. But also some of y' all need therapists in the, you haven't healed your own childhood trauma shit, and yet you over here trying to help somebody else in that sense. Some of y' all need a therapist in that sense. And that was one of the things that really shocked me about grad school. I felt like you should have to go to therapy in order to be a therapist. You, you should have to know what it's like on the other side of this. You should, the work you're asking your clients to do. You should know what it's like to do that work. Because it, this is.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, it.

[Crissle West]

And like you, I'm so disgusted about it.

[Kid Fury]

You sitting for, I don't know, eight, 10 sessions or whatever a day, listening to people talk about some of the worst things ever, right? Or be struggling with shit that's like, maybe even out of your bounds to help them with immediately or whatever. Yeah, I bet you are going to need someone to talk to. I know that like a lot of therapists have therapist thorough. You're talking about, you know, the kooky people who shouldn't be therapizing.

[Crissle West]

Really shouldn't. I'm, I'm so, I'm really disgusted by that. But do, do whatever feels best for you. If you feel like I really shouldn't be without a therapist right now, so I'm gonna keep seeing her on the side until I find somebody else maybe that. But if you choose to walk away altogether and if you can find somebody else that you connect to, I would rather recommend that because I'm really disgusted by a therapist behaving this way. So I am sorry you had that experience. Please don't let that turn you off from healing. You deserve healing, not some therapist who's thinking about themselves and their ideas and their future success or what could be success based off something you said in session. That is the most selfish, stupid. You are a goddamn therapist. I just. Not even as a student. Not even as a student. I've never heard nothing that egregious.

[Kid Fury]

Like I said, even as a student, I would have raised my hand. So, quick question. Can I say, is it cool if I ask a patient?

[Crissle West]

No.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

And they would have said, absolutely. The way this never came up in mock sessions. You had to record sessions, and then we all play. You play them in front of class for all your classmates to listen and critique the way you talk to clients. Like when I tell you of the hundreds of student therapy sessions I have listened to, I have never heard nothing that fucking stupid come out of a. A student therapist mouth. I just. I. I'm. I'm flummoxed. Get that bitch out of here. Good. Good luck, baby. I'm just really disgusted by that. That. I think that's going to provoke a rant about bad therapists. In my spirit, I think that's probably coming in the next few weeks, but. But let's end the letters right there for now. If you have a question for us, please send that over to askthereadmail.com we're going to take a quick break and then be right back. Hey, guys. This episode of the Read is also brought to you by True Religion. This collection is built for those who keep it real, are stitched different, and own their true legacy. Meets future with bold prints, rich colors, and designs made to stand out season after season. True Religion is fusing two decades of iconic design with the bold attitude and individuality that defines what's next. Next. Being basic was never the True Religion vibe, and this collection stays stitched different. It's bold, confident, and unapologetic, just like somebody else I know. Your attitude has found its match this fall with all new denim details. Baggy fits, dirty washes, and ripped textures make every pair of jeans feel authentically lived in and legendary. This vibe is fearless fashion with its heritage in all up in that DNA. So find your confidence in every stitch. When you're stitched different, you don't follow the crowd you lead it. I would know. Like I had the cutest denim dress delivered to me thanks to the great people over at True Religion that I got to wear with an adorable matching blue bag. Just the cutest. If you're looking for a denim relaxed fit, something to show off your individuality, you can't get better than True Religion. So go ahead, try them out for yourself. Own your true by stitch different and shop the fall collection available now@True Religion.com.

[Kid Fury]

The sports horror event of the fall is none other than Universal Pictures hymn, produced by Jordan Peele and starring Marlon Williams and Tyree Quithers, directed by Justin Tipping. Horror meets football in him which will shake audiences to their core. And I can't wait when football's life. You have to be willing to sacrifice everything to be the greatest of all time. Marlon Wayne stars as Isaiah White, AKA the Goat in the performance of his career. Tyreek Withers also stars and is equally intense as Cameron Cade, a college football star who faces a career ending injury. He's called upon by Marlin's Isaiah, his hero, to train at a mysterious compound. When things don't go as planned, Cam is faced with the choice to sacrifice everything and make a deal with something sinister to become the go the greatest of all time. Never meet your heroes. Not in him. A truly terrifying experience to see in theater. September 19th. Welcome back. And it's time for the read.

[Crissle West]

Says here Charlie Kirk is in critical condition. Might not make it.

[Kid Fury]

Yikes.

[Crissle West]

It's looking bad.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, no. Puns are so violent.

[Crissle West]

If only someone had been trying to enact gun control.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah.

[Crissle West]

Ooh. Oh, he got shot for real. Not like Trump. Damn. Well, thoughts and prayers.

[Kid Fury]

I don't have those. I'm like, I have thoughts. I am thinking about it. You want to read?

[Crissle West]

Oh, kind of. I have a. Well, I was going to cuss out young thug for having the audacity, the audacity to say the things he said about Glorilla Wild. Um, but you know, this Trump shit. This. So the birthday. Have you heard about the birthday book and all of these. So there's all these birthday messages and stuff. Apparently this Ghislaine Maxwell girl had collected all of these messages for his 50th birthday back in 2003. And it's all these letters and notes and stuff from. I mean, it's multiple Bill Clinton's in there and somebody. Some other people. Of course, the one that made the news was Trump because Trump sent this man a birthday card. I don't. This is so insane. So it's A picture of like the outline of a woman's body. And then typed over it is like a little script that Donald Trump wrote. So it says like, no, no, it does. No, it does. No, it says voiceover. There must be more to life than having everything.

[Kid Fury]

No.

[Crissle West]

DONALD yes, there is. But I won't tell you what it is. JEFFREY Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, God. Oh my God. I'm looking at him.

[Crissle West]

DONALD we have certain things in common, Jeffrey. JEFFREY yes, we do. Come to think of it, Donald, enigmas never age. Have you noticed that? Jeffrey What? As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I was.

[Kid Fury]

The last time I saw you.

[Crissle West]

DONALD A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.

[Kid Fury]

They're lizards. Like these aren't people with his name.

[Crissle West]

And signature where the genitals would be.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, so it came out. I knew I wasn't crazy. They talked about this.

[Crissle West]

Yes, yes. So this is part of the documents that came out. This. It's a so called birthday book. That's what they're referring to it as. Oh, everybody who works for the White House and for Trump has been saying, no, this is fake. He didn't do this. He didn't sign it. Trump talking about, that's not my signature.

[Kid Fury]

Other people posted, one person said, trump doesn't draw.

[Crissle West]

I remember Trump. That's literally where I was going. That is where I was going because Trump said, these are not my words, not the way I talk. Also, I don't draw pictures. And the Washington Post said, you famously do draw pictures. Yes, those sketches of buildings and a bridge. And we've seen your drawings before. Some of them were auctioned off during your first time as president. So he was like, oh, yeah, I actually do draw pictures.

[Kid Fury]

Yeah, I actually have heard of all.

[Crissle West]

The draw pictures sometimes. But you know, that's just because people be like, oh, well, you draw a building, so I'll just draw a little building. But you, I, I'm not a drawing person. I don't do drawings of him. And I'll tell you that. Okay, girl.

[Kid Fury]

Words.

[Crissle West]

Talking about, that's not my signature, child. George Conway posted a note that Trump sent him in 2006 with the exact same signature. It looks like the one you have now. What do you mean? You are all up and through them. Epstein documents and we all know it with cut the shit.

[Kid Fury]

Never age. Have you noticed that?

[Crissle West]

May every day be another wonderful secret. What the fuck do you mean by that? It's drawing.

[Kid Fury]

This gives Their drink. Drink blood.

[Crissle West]

It's drawings and stuff of like Epstein with girls at a. At a location or not a venue, but at some place that looks like Mar a Lago. It's naked photos of Epstein and Ghislaine, however the fuck you say that lady name a bunch of pictures of him with young looking women and all this other shit. Like, so some of the documents are already out. Of course, the Republicans are fighting the release of more of them. That's because y' all know that them dirty motherfuckers that you support are all.

[Kid Fury]

Through that bitch A pal is a wonderful thing. Ew. Like, I don't. That's not even like immediate.

[Crissle West]

No, I know y' all like tag teaming 14 year old girls. I know it. I know it.

[Kid Fury]

Ugh.

[Crissle West]

Ugh. Ugh.

[Kid Fury]

I don't. I believe, like, tentacles. Like, I think like inside there are just tentacles.

[Crissle West]

Yes.

[Kid Fury]

Like no organs.

[Crissle West]

Right. Like, y' all are just like the Good place when the demons wear a human suit.

[Kid Fury]

Exactly.

[Crissle West]

And old boy's character was like, I can't take off my demon suit because I'm a 90 foot tall lava monster that spews fire and it's just. I drip mucus. And they're like, I want to see that so bad. That is what y' all are. God, that shows so good behind closed doors.

[Kid Fury]

That is crazy.

[Crissle West]

Enigmas never age.

[Kid Fury]

When I first heard them talking about this, I was like, this is so stupid. And while it's outrageous and I can't believe my brain can't even picture it because of how stupid it is, I can believe it is a real drawing, but this is my first time seeing it.

[Crissle West]

To say, that's not my signature. When we've all seen your signature and it looks just like this. And then to say, I don't draw pictures. When you so famously draw pictures that they were auctioned off. And there were so many people who made jokes like, this is what happened. When your kids have an artistic flair, but you tell them to shut the fuck up and go to business school and learn how to crunch numbers and shit. Like, somebody should have let Donald Trump just draw his pictures and be happy and maybe we wouldn't be in this place right fucking now. Y' all keep trying to strip the artistic ability out of your kids and this is the type of weird shit we end up with. You so famously draw pictures and this is your defense? Oh, I don't. I don't talk like that.

[Kid Fury]

It's just like, who helps you? Why do you have so many rabid, like, Sure, I will jump in front of 18 trains for this man. Fans, colors. But no one is, like, don't say you don't draw pictures. You do. There's proof a lot. I don't get it.

[Crissle West]

There's another photograph with a caption underneath that is like, a fake. You know those giant fake checks that are, like, made out to people? This one's made out to Jeffrey Epstein for $22,500 signed by Trump. And the whole joke is that he sold a fully depreciated woman to Trump. Like, this is Trump writing a check for a woman, and it says the woman's name. So they blacked it out. They've blacked out the face of whoever this woman. They said many women and minors or alleged victims and minors.

[Kid Fury]

Victims, right.

[Crissle West]

Have been faces and names have been redacted. Y' all joked about buying women and having delicious little enigma secrets and putting your girl. Girl, lock this nigga up. And I don't care all of this. Well, Bill Clinton is in it, too. And if Bill Clinton was on that island. Teenagers, guess what? Send that bitch to the pokey as well.

[Kid Fury]

Have you ever seen that gif of Dakota Fanning in Twilight where she throws a baby in a fire?

[Crissle West]

Yes. Oh, I didn't know that was from Twilight.

[Kid Fury]

Yes.

[Crissle West]

Be just like Issa.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, you two.

[Crissle West]

When Issa kids. And toss that little nigga in the house.

[Kid Fury]

Right in the bin. You too. You too.

[Crissle West]

What if it's Obama?

[Kid Fury]

What are we talking about?

[Crissle West]

Throw that nigga in there. I don't give a fuck who it is. Do you hear me? Anybody? You could name my absolute faves. I don't give a fuck if they are participating in the sex trafficking of minors. Women being sold and sexually assaulted. Abused bitch. Throw them all up. Ain't no locks, ain't no keys. Let them whores rot for all eternity, bitch. No salvation, no mercy for none of them. What about Bill Clinton? What about the Democrats? Girl, unlike you, my allegiance is not to the party. The Democratic Party is actually pretty trash, according to me. Like, I would like to see y' all do a lot better. I end up voting for Democrats because they closer to where I want the world to be than Republicans. It's like, it's not even a choice, really, but. But I would much rather the Democrat Party be much further to the left than they are. So my allegiance is not to. Oh, Democrats versus Republicans. Mine is people doing good things, being good people versus people being demons in hell on earth and causing chaos everywhere they go. This nigga wrote a Little mini screenplay over this crude drawing of somebody made sure to include two little half circles for titties so you knew what was going on. And then put his fucking signature right wherever the pussy would be. Get out my face. May every day be another wonderful secret. What wonderful secrets were you girls sharing in 2003? Let the rest of the class know. I. I would love to know me personally. How about the rest of the Republicans stop getting in the way of justice being served and let us see what the fuck is in all them documents? Quit fucking with us. Because if it was Biden or Obama or Clinton in office, y' all would make damn sure that the rest of us knew exactly what was going on. Y' all impeach that nigga Clinton appropriately. He should have been. That was a gross misuse of power. Right? I. That was. That was a huge. He should have never been involved with Monica Lewinsky. That was so disgusting and so inappropriate. You're the President of the goddamn United States and y' all made sure he was held accountable for that shit. So this, which is much, much way worser. Yeah. Tell the truth and get that bitch out of here. Yeah, baby, I saw that drawing. I said, I'm actually out of here. I actually, I. I read a news story about Beyonce and Jay Z breaking ground on some news. Mansion on 58 acres in the English.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, yeah, they bought an estate.

[Crissle West]

I said, yeah, go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

[Kid Fury]

Like approval.

[Crissle West]

Go for it.

[Kid Fury]

I said, build an estate on some.

[Crissle West]

UK they in the middle of the English countryside. They said, we actually just need to get on up and away from here.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, they'll probably get horses.

[Crissle West]

It's bad. I mean, who know? Who knows? Maybe the idea. I just could not. And this is what has come out now. I want to see the rest. Show us the rest.

[Kid Fury]

This is what I'm saying. Like, girl, come on. Just drop them off. Drop them off and then try to talk your way out of it, because.

[Crissle West]

Let'S watch the party of family values and protecting the children and all this other bullshit that y' all love to spout. And you just be lying. You don't actually mean none of it. I want to. To see y' all try to justify this shit. Justify keeping this man in office, please. But I wanna see it.

[Kid Fury]

He doesn't think he makes it so difficult for you, too. Cause outside of being a monster, it's like there's no plan. You just says whatever, and then y' all have to clean up all of the inaccuracies and BLATANT, lies and bullshit.

[Crissle West]

Yeah.

[Kid Fury]

And it just makes everything look even more ridiculous. Or you fucking deflect in a way that is, like, laughable. It makes you feel like you're watching Leslie Nielsen. I remember your name now. Dead Whitman. So sorry. Like one of his movies. Because it's like, are you bitches serious? Like, we're talking about you being possibly involved with some of the worst human trafficking, child trafficking in the nation's history that we know about. And you like, oh, but. But you know what? Obama, liar. Like, Hillary. Let me tell you about her pornhub history. But, girl, shut your. Are you.

[Crissle West]

Let me tell you about what happened in the pizza shop. Let's talk about what really happened at Mar a Lago. Let's talk about what happened on Epstein's Island.

[Kid Fury]

Even this.

[Crissle West]

Let's talk about these documents, bitch. Let's talk about them. What's really going on.

[Kid Fury]

Someone gets their hands on child. You know, this drawing with this fucking script from American Beauty on it or whatever. Blurb from happiness.

[Crissle West]

Starting off with the voiceover, like, girl, please let your kids go to art school. Please let them. Please let them just pursue what they want to do. Please.

[Kid Fury]

Because, I mean, look at this Vinci. Handle it again.

[Crissle West]

Not again. Get out of my face.

[Kid Fury]

Like, this is ridiculous. And then you're like, oh, but he doesn't draw, bitch. Like, first he's like, it doesn't exist. Boom. We got our hands on it. Well, he doesn't draw.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God. It's not even, like, something that someone.

[Kid Fury]

Would have had to, like, sneak.

[Crissle West]

Right? Right. It's not that great of a drawing either. To be like, I couldn't make that right. Being like, I don't draw. Okay, Bitches who don't draw could draw that. That's not great. Exactly.

[Kid Fury]

Yes, it looks like someone who doesn't.

[Crissle West]

Draw, but you do draw. Ho. And we need to.

[Kid Fury]

But you draw. You can't draw, but you do.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God.

[Kid Fury]

Oh, what a maniac.

[Crissle West]

Yeah. So, yeah, that's it for me. I also see that this just popped across my feed. Apparently, on September 8, Jezebel published a story that is titled, we Paid some Etsy Witches to curse Charlie Kirk. And so now on this, I just clicked through because I'm like, jezebel, this was two days ago. And so now it has an editor's note. This story was published on September 8th. Jezebel condemns the sleeping of Charlie Kirk in the strongest possible terms. We do not discourage or excuse political violence of any kind. They're like, okay, technically, we did pay for it.

[Kid Fury]

They should put a winking emoji at the end of it, though. They should put a winking emoji.

[Crissle West]

I'm just saying, two days after y' all published this story about how you paid some Etsy, the Etsy bitches said, well, now that I have my 14.99, let me go in my bag, sinners, and share the name of the witches that you bought that from.

[Kid Fury]

I just would like, oh, hell yeah.

[Crissle West]

Let us know.

[Kid Fury]

Put them on.

[Crissle West]

Which one of them bitches did that?

[Kid Fury]

Cause what is it that you need? Cash? Ass Venmo.

[Crissle West]

Just saying. I have a couple of requests if you girls. If you girls do that. So. But yeah, that's it for me.

[Kid Fury]

Also, Sage is like, you. You don't buy sage. Gifted.

[Crissle West]

Oh, yeah, I heard about that. I heard about that.

[Kid Fury]

And who better than a witch? This pump.

[Crissle West]

I just think it's very funny that Jezebel was like, okay, we did do this, but please don't sue us. We have to keep you cute now. Our bad. Our bad.

[Kid Fury]

Anyway, okay, so for me, I would like to address two quick things. First, I would like to address a white woman by the name of Frederica Polidoro. She's an Italian journalist who, for some reason, was permitted access to Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield, and one.

[Crissle West]

Oh, my God, I saw that. Oh, wee. That was crazy.

[Kid Fury]

If you're unfamiliar, the three of them are currently promoting a film they star in together called after the Hunt. It kind of surrounds me, too. Energy. And from the trailer I watched, it seems like Julia Roberts plays sort of an inspiration or mentor to IO Debris's character. And after an alleged assault on IO's character, Juliet seems to be sort of caught in the middle because Andrew Garfield, the alleged suspect or what have you, abuser, is her character's friend. So it's just this, like. Seems to be this statement on, I guess, the public going on and perception of people who are on those types of things that also have a lot of fame and huge platforms. I saw what was the big festival that just ended. I think it was Venice Film Festival, and there were quotes from it about it being controversial. I think I saw someone ask Julia Roberts something like how she felt about the controversy from the movie, because they heard some people saying that they felt like it, like, reignited old conversations or basically, like, they bring it up. Oh. And in my head, I'm like, was that journalist literally just at the open bar after the movie and heard two people say that and then decided to approach Julia Roberts and say, there's controversy surrounding the movie. Because that. That's what this sounds like. It sounds like two dumbasses were like, go, me too.

[Crissle West]

Yep.

[Kid Fury]

And you decided to waste this lady's time. So all that to say, people already have opinions, although it's not even fully out yet. But back to this dumb asshole named Frederica Polidaro. Now, this lady had the nerve to ask these three actors the following question. Where is it? She says, oh, actually, let me rephrase that. She asked two questions. She asked two of the actors the following question. Now that the MeToo era and the Black Lives Matter are done, what do we have to expect in Hollywood? She also said, what we lost? Asked them to address what we lost with the politically correct.

[Crissle West]

All right, I know what you are.

[Kid Fury]

And she says. She specifically points out Andrew and Julie and says, just you two.

[Crissle West]

This was so crazy. Ayo's face. She was like.

[Kid Fury]

All of them were like, is this bitch? And Julia, God bless her, even said, can you repeat the question? And can you take your sunglasses off? Off? Because I can't tell who to tell who you talking to. You're speaking to, you're speaking to. So she takes the glasses off, she asks a question again. Ask them to address that and what they lost with the politically correct era. IO de. God bless her. Awesome, talented, gorgeous, beautiful. Love seeing you in. She says immediately, yeah, I know that's not for me. And I know. I don't know if it's purse. I don't know if it's purposeful.

[Crissle West]

Of course it is.

[Kid Fury]

It's not for me. But I'm just curious. She says that it's not done. And she went on to have, you know, make all of the points that it isn't finished, the work isn't done. There are still activists that work incredibly hard day in, day out that are doing the work because it's not finished. And that's kind of like the point.

[Crissle West]

Just cause it doesn't trend, doesn't mean people aren't doing the work.

[Kid Fury]

Exactly. Because you're not seeing headlines every day. She answered the question perfectly. As well as, you know, having more room to answer questions about MeToo and Black Lives Matter. The only black person present.

[Crissle West]

This was just so crazy.

[Kid Fury]

The streets have been eating Frederica's ass alive, rightfully so. She took to her Instagram to say the following. I was going to do it in a really bad Italian accent because I just finished my mafia country, but why should I do that to the rest?

[Crissle West]

I'll do it.

[Kid Fury]

That's kind of the cadence I mean.

[Crissle West]

This is a very stereotypical.

[Kid Fury]

Horribly stereotypical. Yeah, your tone was, okay, I'm gonna just scam. I've been subjecting. Subjected to personal insults and attacks because of a question that for some reason was not well received by some members of the public. I find it striking that those who unjustly accuse me of racism and consider themselves custodians of justice find acceptable violent language, personal attacks, and cyber bullying. I'd like to clarify that rather than focusing on the thoughtful responses of IO Debris, Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield. The discussion continues solely on how I should have phrased the question. All the contributions from those present were reported in full in the published interview without any omissions. To date, I am not aware of any protocol that dictates the order in which questions must be asked in an interview. Censoring or delegitimizing questions considered uncomfortable does not fall within the practice of democracy. Only the journalist association is authorized to evaluate the work of professionals in the field, not social media tribunals. To those who unjustly accused me of racism. And then she goes on to say how she know black people, has interviewed niggas, her family, multiethnic, she watched black.

[Crissle West]

Not I got black friends, whatever, girl, shut up. Oh my God.

[Kid Fury]

And then journalism's role is to ask questions. Ee, da da, whatever. Please leave me alone. I'm not gonna take any harassment. And also you. All right, so you're gonna take it today, huh?

[Crissle West]

First of all, let me just sit down.

[Kid Fury]

The reason the discussion continues to be solely on how you should have phrased the question is because the question was fucking stupid and because the way you phrased the question was the goddamn problem. And that should have been immediately apparent when the three people you were speaking to looked at you like they had just seen a ghost, an alien, and a unicorn wrapped up in one. You living dumbass. You can't skate past accountability in a situation because you're getting chewed. Don't nobody give a fuck, especially the public don't give a fuck about what you're talking about when you're going to sit down and do a goddamn Hollywood interview. We don't give a fuck that Julia Roberts is only in Venice or whatever maybe two or three times out the goddamn year. We don't give a fuck that you're excited to be in a room with some A list celebrities and felt like you could ask some stupid salacious, drooly mouth bullshit and see what kind of a fucking reaction you would get with your troll ass and then simultaneously demand that nobody critically criticize you for it because, as you say, the journalist association is, is authorized to evaluate the work of professionals in the field, not social media tribunals. You and the journalists association can suck the fattest and blackest part of my ass because we can all evaluate what the fuck it is that you say in public. Do you see how Julia Roberts, the person who you, I'm sure, coveted the most in the room because she's a white woman and has been favorable since we were all children. Do you see how that person evaluated your question after you said it the first time and asked you to repeat your dumb ass self? Because it was that fucking useless and derogatory. Which leads us back to the question being the problem and the phrase, the phrasing of the question being the problem. It doesn't matter what the protocol for. It doesn't matter what the protocol is for the order in which questions are or need to be asked in this situation, because there was no order. You asked for two people to answer the question and one of them not the black girl with the answer. So if you're getting ate up for that, you better take it on the chin, sis. Cause I don't give a fuck who in your family, your Luca ass family tree, has brown skin or darker hair or is multi ethnic. That can also make you racist. It can also make you ignorant. It can also mean that you shouldn't be left outside the house. You damn sure should not be a quote unquote journalist or even speaking from this elitist journalistic point of view, when you just asked three Hollywood superstars what they planned on doing now that the Black lives matter and MeToo movement are done, where have they been done at? Just even opinion aside, literally that because you are a journalist and it is your job to be Unbiased, where's the MeToo movement? Done. Where's the Black Lives Matter movement? Done. You can literally hit Google and find all of the work that they still do.

[Crissle West]

Girl, shut up. Shut up. Just saying shit as well.

[Kid Fury]

It's not like the McRib, you stupid bitch. It's not fucking.

[Crissle West]

It's not seasonal.

[Kid Fury]

It's not an iPhone, right? It's not pumpkin spice lattes, you idiot. Bitch, be her ass.

[Crissle West]

Beat her ass. What a bitch.

[Kid Fury]

So not only are you fucking racist and ridiculous and stupid and ungrateful and a hack for trying to leave a black woman out of a conversation that she has every right to be a part of and shun her in a room where she is the only black woman one speaking, you also have no Business being in a journalist space or a reporting space because you are bad at it. Not just because you tried to shut out a black girl, but because your question was fucking stupid. If you were interviewing Sydney Sweeney and said, now that maga, the MAGA movement is, I would still say you have no business being a journalist. Because where.

[Crissle West]

Right. No, you're.

[Kid Fury]

That's just a stupid question.

[Crissle West]

She, she.

[Kid Fury]

But you mad because you thought you. You thought you were gonna shit on movements that are actually doing work because outside of Black Lives matter. Me too. And all these. It really affects people like yourself. Frederica, you ignorant bitch. But you, I guess because you just live on Mussolini TikTok or something, you're like, it's done. So what are you gonna do about it? No, just the white people, darkie.

[Crissle West]

Cause I know you both black and women. So you just shut up, black bitch. Girl, what's the white.

[Kid Fury]

I'm talking about? You're gonna seek legal protection against those who in recent days have chosen to hide behind the digital mob to insult. Nowhere you can find my name, my face. And here is a sentiment. Girl, fuck you and the boat you rode it on. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. The fact that you did not even attempt because you're still gonna get shredded, but you didn't even attempt to have some self awareness here. And you're pointing fingers and being like, well, I don't understand why y' all are so focused on the question or the way that I phrased the question instead of the responses that they gave. No, we, we. Everyone said, Julia 8 for making fun of you, for sunglasses. Andrew looked uncomfortable. Everyone said, IO h, you up. So we, we talked about that alongside how fucking stupid and useless you are and how absolutely ridiculous that question was. So you suck at your job. You shouldn't have it. After the hunt, the people over there, you know, maybe scale back on some of the marketing or do some background checks, since it seems like y' all are gonna have a couple of really annoying problems talking to them. And when they have these, they literally just sit in a room for like four hours and have person after person after person after person come in and interview. They do like 12 of these things, you know, in a morning, go have lunch, do some more. So, yeah, look out for them. And then lastly, I just want to say, speaking of hunt, JB Hunt. Fuck y'.

[Crissle West]

All.

[Kid Fury]

Fuck y'. All. And I'm not even going to explain myself or my circumstances. I don't feel like I have to fuck y'. All. Fuck JD Hunt, bitch. Fuck everybody over there. I don't even know what. Fuck Johnny Bryan Hunt. Fuck Johnel Hunt, bitch. Fuck y' all CEO. Fuck y' all cfo. Fuck your chair. Fuck the whole board. Fuck your treasurer. Fuck your sponsors, donations. Fucking fuck, bitch. Fuck everybody that I just mentioned, and your spouses and your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids and those to follow. Fuck all y' all bitches. And I would say fuck the drivers, too, and a lot of the other people. But I also am of the mind that you get what you pay for. And, you know, people are more likely to do shit work when they work for shit people. Oh, well, that don't mean that you ain't shitty. It just means I'm not reading your asses today. Because I understand in this economy, with these ungrateful bastards that got you on Klarna to buy milk and eggs but can't deliver a bike. Fuck all you bitches. And I mean that to my dying death. When I get in touch with the Charlie Kirkwitch people.

[Crissle West]

When I find them hoes on Etsy, it's over for you bitches. Petty.

[Kid Fury]

I'm dead. That's it. I'm dead. At Jezebel being like, look, we were being.

[Crissle West]

Honey, but, I mean, we thought this was a jokey joke. Who knew he'd get shot 48 hours later? Yeah, that's our bad, I guess. Maybe not.

[Kid Fury]

Bitch. They blew out the Black Face Flame candle. Is it.

[Crissle West]

Not the black flame candle? All right, that will wrap up this week's episode of the show. Thank you. I have to say thank you so much to Chelsea and everybody involved. Who sent out the. Who invited Lanie and I to the Downton Abbey grand finale. They had a screening just for dogs and their owners. And so it was Lainey's first time at the movie. She had a blast, and she behaved herself, thank God. But I just really appreciated that invite. No, it was a thigh pic. They literally had a screening for dogs at the ipic. They put puppy pads down on the seats for the dogs to sit in, and we had to show our vaccination records. Obviously, you bitches who think rabies shots give your dogs fucking autism couldn't come, but so she had a great time. The employees at the IPick were like, I swear to God, I never want to come to work. But they told me I got to work the dog movie, and I was like, I will be there early. So, yeah, she had a great time. Really, really appreciate the invitation. And thanks to Abbey Still Comes on. No, it's. This is the grand finale movie. This is like the last movie. I am glad they made it because no shade. I did not like that last one. It was Maggie Smith's last Downton Abbey movie and I. It was okay, but I didn't really like it. It didn't curl all the way over for me for some reason. But this one, I felt was a really fitting end to the Downton Abbey story. So go see it when it comes out. No spoilers, but go see it. Lainey and I loved it. So thank you for that invite and thank you to all of you for. For tuning in. Who the what?

[Kid Fury]

The new office spin off paper?

[Crissle West]

No, but I saw a preview for that the other day. Not a preview, like a commercial, a promo or whatever for it. I'm like, that actually looks funny. I might have to.

[Kid Fury]

I heard it's pretty good.

[Crissle West]

Because what. What paper are. Do we still have newspapers? Doesn't Jeff Bates own 70 of the newspapers in this country?

[Kid Fury]

Anyway, so I think that's part of the.

[Crissle West]

Is it whole thing. Like, we can't even really talk about what we want to talk about because of a billionaire who owns this bitch.

[Kid Fury]

But I think Dunder Mifflin, like, was got sold to another company that deals in all kinds of paper.

[Crissle West]

Oh, Lord. Oh, okay.

[Kid Fury]

It's like people here who, like, make envelopes, poster. It's like, all kinds of stuff. And then over in a corner in this building, it's like, oh, yeah, we do the local paper. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.

[Crissle West]

Let me. Yes, let me do that. And let me go back and finish this last season of Abbott before the new one starts. Shout out to Abbott on time.

[Kid Fury]

On time. They never miss a day.

[Crissle West]

They're not fee Ballad they don't have me waiting three years for a new season. They're on top of it over there at Quintesset. And in the middle of this season, we going back in the goddamn writers room, bitch.

[Kid Fury]

Quintet and ABC do not play.

[Crissle West]

They do not play.

[Kid Fury]

They're just like, okay on time.

[Crissle West]

Them seasons run just like the school year, and I appreciate the fucking out of it. So thank you.

[Kid Fury]

Girl, I love that show so much.

[Crissle West]

Much, much, much continued success. But, yeah, that. That is it for us. Follow us online at this is the read and take care of yourselves. We'll see y'. All.

[Kid Fury]

Bye next week.

[Crissle West]

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