Podcast Summary: The Read – Episode "Like A Hood Neighbor..."

Episode Information:

• Title: Like A Hood Neighbor...
• Release Date: November 21, 2024
• Hosts: Kid Fury and Crissle
• Network: Loud Speakers Network

1. Dog Talk: Unconditional Love and Pet Antics

Timestamps: [03:01 - 11:15]

Kid Fury and Crissle delve into their affectionate relationships with their dogs, Link and Lady. They share humorous anecdotes about their pets' behaviors and the unconditional love dogs provide.

• Kid Fury: "Dogs especially, just exude this unconditional love that is so calming and centering. And then, you know, they're fucking cute." ([03:48])

• Crissle: Describes giving her dog her first haircut, emphasizing the bond: "She'll never have another first haircut. But everybody was like, wow, you are tweaking. But I just... I am loving on your pet." ([02:58 - 05:44])

The hosts discuss the emotional awareness of dogs, highlighting how Link senses Kid Fury’s emotions and offers comfort during tough times.

• Kid Fury: "Link could be two rooms over. That bitch will come in the room and be like, well, what's. What is it? Oh, well, I will just cuddle right here then because it's okay." ([05:20])

They also touch on pet care, including the importance of human-grade dog food and the responsibilities of pet ownership.

• Crissle: "She eats human grade food... it is human grade. It is not pet grade." ([06:30])

2. Personal Updates: Touring Fatigue and Excitement for Telfar

Timestamps: [13:35 - 22:18]

Kid Fury shares his experiences on tour, expressing both his love for performing and the exhaustion that comes with constant travel.

• Kid Fury: "I've never been this tired. I've been on tour all year... My psychiatrist hit me. You know, in our session yesterday. He reminded me that he's gonna be on break for two weeks." ([13:42 - 15:29])

Crissle provides updates on her personal life, including her engagement and involvement in community events.

The conversation shifts to Telfar Clemens and his brand's expansion, celebrating the opening of Telfar’s first flagship store in New York City.

• Kid Fury: "Telfar is opening its first flagship store ever in New York City... Their apparel feels authentic. It feels very, very black. It feels fun. It feels for us." ([17:24 - 21:03])

Both hosts express their excitement for the brand, discussing Telfar’s inclusive and innovative designs.

• Crissle: "I have eight Bushwick Birkins and three circle bags. Their merchandise is incredible." ([19:51 - 20:22])

3. Pop Culture Segment: "Hot Tops/Bottom Juice"

Timestamps: [25:58 - 105:32]

The hosts engage in their pop culture segment, humorously titled "Hot Tops/Bottom Juice," where they discuss various entertainment news and events.

a. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Fight on Netflix

• Kid Fury: "Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul on Netflix... it's just spectacle and how lucrative that is." ([35:30 - 36:34])

• Crissle: Critiques the fight as "sensationalism, capitalism" and expresses skepticism about Netflix’s capacity to handle such events smoothly.

b. Boyz II Men Biopic and Millennium Tour 2025

• Kid Fury: "Boyz II Men is getting a biopic chronicling their 30-year career... Also, Millennium Tour 2025 featuring Bow Wow, Omarion, Trey Songz, and others." ([37:00 - 41:27])

• Crissle: Questions the relevance and availability of certain artists for the tour, highlighting controversies surrounding performers like Trey Songz.

c. Denzel Washington’s Gladiator Sequel and Public Figures

• Kid Fury: Discusses Denzel Washington’s role in the upcoming Gladiator sequel and his steadfastness despite past setbacks.

• Crissle: Comments on Washington’s powerful presence and upcoming movies, praising his career longevity and personal demeanor.

d. Megan Thee Stallion and Jonathan Majors Engagement

• Kid Fury: Reports on Megan Thee Stallion and Jonathan Majors' engagement, casting doubt on Majors' appropriateness for high-profile events given his legal issues.

• Crissle: Expresses confusion and disappointment over Majors' attendance at the Ebony Power 100 Gala amidst his accusations.

e. Nancy Mace’s Transgender Bathroom Bill

• Crissle: Criticizes State Representative Nancy Mace’s bill to bar transgender women from using bathroom facilities matching their gender identity on Capitol Hill, labeling it as transphobic and unnecessary.

• Kid Fury: Agrees, emphasizing the absurdity and lack of seriousness surrounding the legislation.

f. Alex Jones and Infowars Acquisition by The Onion

• Crissle: Reports on Alex Jones selling Infowars to The Onion, celebrating the move as a deserved consequence for spreading false information and harassment.

• Kid Fury: Highlights the significance of holding deceitful figures accountable, applauding The Onion’s role in this acquisition.

4. Listener Letters: Navigating Marital Infidelity and Trust Issues

Timestamps: [62:35 - 77:20]

Yvette’s Letter: Yvette, a 30-year-old Black woman, shares her struggle with marital infidelity. After reconnecting with her husband post-separation, she discovered he was mismanaging their finances by neglecting car payments and insurance while spending her money on personal luxuries like concert tickets.

• Crissle: Empathizes with Yvette, emphasizing the breach of trust: "He had no business taking the money for your car note and your car insurance and spending it on Future and Jordans like that." ([69:44 - 70:00])

• Kid Fury: Strongly advises her to proceed with divorce, emphasizing self-preservation and setting boundaries: "It's called boundaries. It's called protecting your peace... It's not quitting. It's called doing what you have to do." ([71:56 - 72:14])

• Crissle: Reinforces the importance of Yvette's decision to leave the toxic relationship, encouraging her to prioritize her well-being and seek support: "Don't marry that man. Best of luck to you with your divorce." ([75:12 - 76:00])

The hosts collectively support Yvette’s decision, highlighting the significance of recognizing red flags and the importance of self-care in toxic relationships.

5. Community and Personal Reflections

Timestamps: [84:30 - 89:35]

Crissle and Kid Fury reflect on the importance of self-love, setting boundaries, and fostering healthy relationships. They discuss strategies for maintaining personal well-being amidst challenging interpersonal dynamics, reinforcing the podcast’s supportive and empowering ethos.

• Kid Fury: "Perseverance... It's called boundaries. It's called protecting your peace." ([71:56])

• Crissle: "You are allowed and should not feel judged or anything for what you decide to do with your body." ([88:09])

6. Announcements and Closing Remarks

Timestamps: [90:07 - 111:41]

The hosts conclude the episode with various announcements:

• Anniversary Show: Celebrating 12 years of "The Read" with a live show at the Beacon Theater on February 15, 2025. Tickets go on sale on November 21 at 10 AM Eastern via thereadlive.com and Ticketmaster.com. ([110:24 - 111:05])

• Social Media and Merch: Encourages listeners to follow them on social platforms and visit their merch store: "@shoptheread.com" ([110:07 - 110:24])

• Upcoming Appearances: Kid Fury mentions his presence in New Orleans and Miami, providing links for ticket purchases and his personal platforms. ([111:05 - 111:41])

Purchase Details:

• Tickets: Available starting November 21 at 10 AM Eastern.
• Merchandise: Accessible at @shoptheread.com.

Notable Quotes:

• Kid Fury on Dog Love: "Dogs especially, just exude this unconditional love that is so calming and centering... And you want to dress them up in saints gear. You want to get them Louis Vuitton, you know, necklaces." ([03:47 - 04:02])

• Crissle on Telfar’s Authenticity: "It feels authentic. It feels very, very black. It feels fun. It feels for us." ([21:03])

• Kid Fury on Self-Preservation: "It's called boundaries. It's called protecting your peace. It's not quitting. It's called doing what you have to do." ([71:56 - 72:14])

• Crissle on Supporting Yvette: "Don't marry that man. Best of luck to you with your divorce." ([75:43 - 76:00])

Conclusion:

In this episode of "The Read," Kid Fury and Crissle balance humor with heartfelt discussions, ranging from personal life updates and pet stories to in-depth analysis of current pop culture events and providing robust support for listeners facing personal struggles. Their candid and relatable approach makes the podcast a trusted space for fans seeking both entertainment and genuine advice.