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Kid Fury
If you dunk, Michelle, you badonka dunk your way back into the competition.
Crystal
RuPaul's Drag Race is back, only on.
Kid Fury
MTV with show stopping celebrity guest judges like Katy Perry, Dochi, Sam Smith, Adam Lambert, and more. The splashiest season in her story is making major waves. Raider Queen is back. I hold their face in my dainty.
Crystal
Little hand because wetter is better. RuPaul's Drag Race is back. New season tonight at 8, 7 Central on MTV. Happy day.
Kid Fury
Oh, Crystal, I've been meaning to tell you something. You stepped out of a dream.
Crystal
Oh, wow.
Kid Fury
You are too wonderful to be what you seem. Could there be eyes like yours? Could there be lips like yours?
Crystal
Wow.
Kid Fury
Could there be a smile like yours? Honest and truly?
Crystal
You better sing.
Kid Fury
You stepped out of a cloud And I want to take you away from the crowd and have you all to myself all alone in a part out of a dream Safe in my heart, you. Wow. Couldn't do it because I was shaking because I was a little nervous.
Crystal
No, it was. That was very beautiful. Thank you so much.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I meant it.
Crystal
It's deeply appreciated. I was wondering why you were singing that, and then I saw that Samara Joy covered it, and I'm like, that's it. I'm sure that's. I'm sure that's true.
Kid Fury
I'm dedicating that song to Camille. Oh.
Crystal
Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, you're such a proud.
Kid Fury
Cause I literally dreamt about him before he was born.
Crystal
Did you?
Kid Fury
Didn't I tell you about that?
Crystal
You probably did. I might have forgotten. That was a while ago. Smoked a lot of weed since then.
Kid Fury
All right. We found out Candace was pregnant. When he talks about the baby, like, in a manner, I was doing Tara.
Crystal
Okay. Yes.
Kid Fury
And we were talking about baby, and my reading in the tarot was basically like, ooh, girl, guess what's coming? And we laughed about it. Boom, pregnant. And so then, not much later, I don't know, maybe a couple months into her pregnancy, I don't know, I had a dream about a baby, and all I remember is Candace was in the dream. A couple of my family members were in the dream. Other people, I don't remember. And I just remember when I held the baby, like, newborn, I was overwhelmed with emotion. I was crying. And I just remember saying, we've been waiting so long for you. I'm so glad you're here. You're so, like, I'm so happy you're safe. And that was kind of the rundown of it. And I remember it Was a boy in the dream. And I woke up and I thought to myself, I don't want no damn kids. So what is this?
Crystal
Who is it?
Kid Fury
And then I thought about it, and I called Candace and I said, if that baby is a boy, I just met him.
Crystal
Oh, my God. That's so sweet.
Kid Fury
So I think he stepped out of a dream. And he's far too wonderful to be what he seems. And he looks like his mama.
Crystal
He does. He's so. Well, he looked like both of them.
Kid Fury
He has his father's eyes.
Crystal
But he does look like his mommy. That's right.
Kid Fury
Thank you.
Crystal
And he's quite adorable. Such a little love bug.
Kid Fury
He's perfect. When I was in Miami actually voting for the lady who should have won. Yeah. You know, the. I actually told my therapist yesterday. I was like, that was one trip. I'm so tired of flying, you know that? Like, actual travel. The hustle and bustle and the flight.
Crystal
You're not even a good flyer.
Kid Fury
Anyway, bad anxiety. It really, like, the airport gives me anxiety. And this is the one time out of all the flying I've done this year and have to do this trip didn't really give me anxiety or bugged me because I got to be at home with my mama and my dad and see my little brother and. And go in my, you know, old room, which is now my mom's office and all that stuff. But Candace was also in town and surprised me and brought the baby over. So I got to see Cam for a little bit, too. And he just walks around.
Crystal
Yeah, they go.
Kid Fury
Touches everything. Incredibly strong. Just like all my mom's little ceramic African and Jamaican figurines and stuff. Like, oh, what's this? Lifting it up like Schwarzenegger. I'm. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. The curtains can't go on the mouth. I just love him. I love him. I love him. Barely cries. Doesn't fuss. Smiles all the time. Ticklish and laughs.
Crystal
So cute the way you talk about him. No, no, no, no. Be an uncle. Be an uncle.
Kid Fury
Yeah, Gunkle is good.
Crystal
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick to. Stick to link.
Kid Fury
Well, how is motherhood for you? How are you feeling?
Crystal
I'm having the greatest time. Last week for the first time. So normally when I pick her up from daycare, first of all, when I drop her off, it's like she can't get out of the carrier fast enough. She cannot wait to go hang out with her little homegirls.
Kid Fury
Listen, that crack.
Crystal
She breaks her neck to go hang out with her little homegirls.
Kid Fury
Get out of here.
Crystal
Immediately, I'm like, can mommy get a hug? No. But so when I pick her up, they have these giant windows where you can see the dogs playing. And so normally she either sees me and keeps playing or she doesn't see me at all. But last week I went to pick her up, and she saw me in the glass and started going ape shit. And she was so excited. It was like she was, like, running to the door trying to come get me, but then running back to the window so she could see me. She was just, like, losing it.
Kid Fury
It's the first time when you dropped her off when you picked her up?
Crystal
When I picked her up.
Kid Fury
Oh, yeah.
Crystal
When I picked her up, she was so. I busted into tears right there at the daycare. I cried the whole way home because, like, I.
Kid Fury
Who are you?
Crystal
I've loved you since the first time I saw. But, like, now you love me too.
Kid Fury
Now you know who. Yeah, she knows you're her mama.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
And not just the person who, you know, she. Who house she live in, who gives her food sometimes. Right. She's like, oh, no, this is my mama.
Crystal
She's like, oh, no, that's my mama. And she came to get me. You girls are safe.
Kid Fury
She's like, oh, I'm going home.
Crystal
Anyway. I cried.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I get it.
Crystal
My baby.
Kid Fury
I get it.
Crystal
That's my little.
Kid Fury
It's so sweet. See you like my homegirl. Early New York City days, were you just executive assistant, don't want nobody to bother you.
Crystal
Correct.
Kid Fury
You are an academic, licensed educated therapist. Educated degree therapist.
Crystal
That is correct.
Kid Fury
And you have a puppy. I do.
Crystal
My little puppy.
Kid Fury
Because I remember also talking to you about puppy for a while, but I think you were mostly just like, I don't want to get too attached because.
Crystal
Yes. Because they die.
Kid Fury
They do.
Crystal
That's been my thing. But, you know, in an effort to, like, my therapist so kindly dragged me and was like, you tend to avoid joy so that you don't get hurt. Like, that's true. So in an effort to stop doing that. This is one.
Kid Fury
I mean, it is a real thing.
Crystal
I mean. Yes. They have shorter lifespans than we do. So you go into it right now. Yeah, yeah.
Kid Fury
She just turned nine last month.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
And so every now and then, I'm. I'm. I mean, let me tell you something. You can't tell her that.
Crystal
Right. Does she know she's 9?
Kid Fury
Gets dropped off, like, maybe day before yesterday. Cannibal. I was like, were they giving away cocaine or something at the date? What is You're Unusually high. Yeah, but it's the same. It's similar to Lainey. She comes home, she's. It's. Where is he? Yeah, where is he? Leaps up on me, sniffs my face to make sure I didn't get into no bullshit today. You know what I'm saying? We're still working on that. I don't know what. And then it's like, playtime. Let me go find the nearest plushie. I want to play with my daddy.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
And we do that. We get the zoomies out. I feed her, we cuddle, all that stuff. So that never goes away. And you know it. Different puppies and breeds are obviously different, but she's likely. Yeah. That bond is just going to grow more and more and more. And you already mentioned how she, like, follows you all around the apartment.
Crystal
Well, yes, she does, but that. That. That feels more like normal puppy stuff. It was, you know, she's. She's shown attachment. But this was the first time that I've come to pick her up and she got so excited to see me, so I was just like, no good. We went home and daycare wears her out. Cause all she does is fuck around all day with her little friends. So she comes home, eats dinner, and passes out like a nigga.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Crystal
Every time.
Kid Fury
I wish my baby should have put link in sports. The bitch not in sports. Like, literally, she's at. And I know she be in there running shit every day. Even when we were in Harlem and I had her at the daycare there in Harlem, would always tell me, like, she comes in and she directs the room like all. She is the leader of the pack. And she is like, this is what's going on. And all of the other dogs basically follow her lead type shit.
Crystal
Wow.
Kid Fury
Sounds like my child. It's the same thing over here. So I'm like, girl, you have full days of activity leadership. You know what I'm saying? Outreach. Why the fuck you gotta come home and we gotta do the. You know what I'm saying? The world open because the US Open. I'm sorry.
Crystal
Because she said. And then it is what it is, dad, so.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Crystal
Yeah, me too.
Kid Fury
And I also love the little side eye little puppy.
Crystal
Oh, my God. Lainey hits me with that every day. It's like constantly judging me. Yeah. She is my fate. I could. I could talk about her all day. She is my absolute favorite. I love taking care of her. Like, I love getting her little meals together and wiping her butt, even when.
Kid Fury
She comes inside and her little paws.
Crystal
Yeah. And we do a Nightly grooming thing. Like, I do mine first, and she watches me. And then we do hers where we brush her down and we brush our teeth and, you know, like, we do her little flea and tick spray and just everything. Her little. The little powder for her tear stains. Like, we just do a whole little routine every night. And so now she's very used to it. She lays down, she's, like, excited for it, and then she gets up and shakes and goes to bed. Like, when Kia and Jade were over here, she had had enough of socializing, and so she just got up and walked to the room. And I was like, what you doing? And she looked at me like, bitch, it is bedtime.
Kid Fury
When she's done. And it takes a minute.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
But when she in her internal clock is like, it's bedtime. You can't tell her nothing. Even if she's in my room. Let's say she's in my room, which she prefers. When it's, like, bedtime or whatever. If I'm playing something loud or watch something loud or if I'm just too loud, Mama will just very politely be like, you know what I'mma do?
Crystal
It's time to go to bed.
Kid Fury
I'm going to go sleep on one of my other beds.
Crystal
Because you're doing a lot.
Kid Fury
Because this isn't like, I don't know what your problem is.
Crystal
She was like, you know, normally she likes sleeping in her little playpen. She has doggy blankets in there and everything. But she had had enough of the three of us cackling and being lousy. Kia was like, I think Lani is ready to lay it down.
Kid Fury
We just pissed her off.
Crystal
I had to go open the crate, and she just trotted her little ass right in there. I said, oh, okay. I never seen kids put themselves to bed, but all right.
Kid Fury
Yeah. I love her.
Crystal
Oh, I love her. My baby.
Kid Fury
Yeah. That's sweet. Okay, well, same pretty much over here. I'm having a decent week in terms of, like, energy. I've been doing a lot of outside activity, mostly, like, exercise and stuff, because I'm trying to trim down. But just being outside and getting fresh air and sun and stuff like, that has been good for the mind. And I've also kind of, I think, gotten out of the funk of America's failure.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
And I'm just, I think, leaning back into, you know, my innate blackness, which says perseverance and excellence is kind of what we do. It's ingrained in us. I hate that we have to rely on it so frequently in Our experience. But, you know, I think I'm more than ready and willing to gather, scream, and petition against any upcoming fuckery while also celebrating, continuing to celebrate myself and my people and my close ones for the amazing folks that we are.
Crystal
Amen. I'm definitely still feeling like, huh, well, this is what y'all asked for, y'all. So y'all got it. You know, like, I. It has been kind of nice to be like, actually, let me think about me first.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Crystal
Let me just. Instead of thinking, oh, this is terrible for the country, this is terrible for the world. What about me, like, just, you know, putting my own mask on first before I turn around and try to put somebody else's on. This is different. But I can't say that I'm mad at it. I mean, and still a lot has changed since last week, but it still looks like he received the majority of votes. It still looks like he won the popular vote. So I'm still feeling like if this is what most voters wanted, then I don't even know what to say, like, even know what to give you niggas at that point. Cause I just never thought that would happen. But there's also been lots of stories of, like, you know, people's mail in ballots are lost or missing, never counted. Even people who voted in person saying that, you know, the board of elections is not reflecting the fact that they voted. So I would not be surprised.
Kid Fury
Oh, my goodness. The local library is on fire.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
How did that happen? Wasn't this a polling? Yeah, polling location. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Crystal
Yeah. So I'm trying not to be angry at individuals and more at the system, but, you know, I'm still pretty irritated with the reality that there are 75 plus million people who voted for this nigga. Like, y'all wanted him back. That's still crazy to me.
Kid Fury
Remember a couple of months ago when I say that if Trump won, it might stave off the apocalypse Because God wants. God looks at this particular reality as his Zeus. This is baddies. And he was like, you know, like, I don't know, peace, a road to possible sense. No, we need that fuckery.
Crystal
Okay.
Kid Fury
We need. We need. Well, we need the Apprentice.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
Because I want to see what these motherfuckers are going to do with that. He wants Florida, man.
Crystal
Yeah. And Florida education for the whole country. So we. We will see.
Kid Fury
Ouch.
Crystal
Sorry.
Kid Fury
I actually had a mixed bag.
Crystal
Okay. Education is just this bad. So, I mean, you can.
Kid Fury
We can.
Crystal
We can swap out Oklahoma. It's no shade.
Kid Fury
I was also educated in The Bahamas. Because I lived there after Hurricane Andrew towed a hole in us.
Crystal
Not you kidding. Defeated.
Kid Fury
Okay. So I also have a bit of a Caribbean education. I mean, just like six months kindergarten. But then I also. No. My grandmother, teacher, aunt, her daughter, teacher. My grandfather, her ex, husband, teacher. I have so many teachers in my family. And even when we had summer, like, vacation.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
My grandmother, who lived a block away because we're Jamaican, nobody lives that far away. Immediately. Oh, the kids come over and we had essays, math. She gave us at least an hour's worth of work to do Monday to Friday throughout all of summer vacation. She said, you. And I'm sure I've mentioned this on this old ass podcast. She said, you can go and watch your Bob squeeze after you write these. Meaning spongebob.
Crystal
I was about to say, does this mean spongebob, you can go and watch.
Kid Fury
Bob squeeze, but you have to write five paragraphs, easy on, like, easy electricity or whatever the fuck.
Crystal
I love that.
Kid Fury
So, you know, that was kind of already steeped in us. I think all of my parents, kids love books and shit.
Crystal
I mean, it's the same for me. My mother being an educator was a huge part of the reason why I was so smart. You know, she's the one who taught me to read before I even went to kindergarten. So. But that's true for everybody. Kids in blue states, red states, purple states, if they are connected to educators and people who are investing in them outside of school, they are much more likely to do better because the schools are not great, Period. Most public schools in this country, not excellent. But having somebody to work with you outside of school makes all of the difference. But it's just Florida is the main one catching the. The headlines. DeSantis and all this.
Kid Fury
And a lot of students genuinely need more help outside of their classes in school, which is what? Tutoring and after. Whatever. And I just naturally, like, to your point, had it in my family. As opposed to underpaid, disrespected teachers who in many cases, you know, don't have the time, finances, or energy.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
To provide additional help with school or education outside of the hours they're paid or whatever. Which is probably why Ms. Lima told me that she couldn't help me.
Crystal
Oh, no.
Kid Fury
I'm gonna read that bitch for the rest of my life.
Crystal
Okay. Yeah.
Kid Fury
Cause that some of y'all at home know the Ms. Lima story. If you don't pass it along, I'm not gonna read her again today. Cause like I said, I'm feeling decent and I'm Gonna cling on to that. Cause I gotta go get on a flight tomorrow.
Crystal
It's important. It's important. Yeah. Yeah, that is. And most kids don't go home to a family full of educators who can supplement what they're not getting at school. They go home to parents who are overworked or undereducated or both. And so even if they had the time or desire to help with their kids homework, a lot of them can't pass fifth or sixth grade.
Kid Fury
If it even look like you about to ask. I need help with this problem they gonna find. Oh, you. I. It's something I forgot something in the garage. Like they're.
Crystal
I better go ask ABC Mouse. Khan Academy. Somebody else. I ain't got it. Abbott elementary.
Kid Fury
Tab time. Somebody could.
Crystal
Oh, but it's not funny, is it?
Kid Fury
Miss Gracie. What's her name? Gracie.
Crystal
Gracie's corner. Miss Rachel. Miss Rachel is for the babies, but yeah. Yeah.
Kid Fury
Who's the one with the bops?
Crystal
That's Gracie's corner.
Kid Fury
Is that Gracie? Cam put me on the. Gracie.
Crystal
Gracie. Cor.
Kid Fury
I think I first heard about it from you.
Crystal
She's great.
Kid Fury
But I experienced it in Orlando when I visited Cam, and I was like, oh, who's Glorilla? Like, Gracie is over here. I was like, is this produced by Metro? Boom.
Crystal
That's why it's great, because the black parents also want to watch it because it legit. Bops.
Kid Fury
Yeah, in the background, you know, cutting up strawberries.
Crystal
Like that makes sense. I do my veggie dance. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Eat em up.
Kid Fury
I was in there, like, literally.
Crystal
Yeah, it's great. Speaking of twerking, I saw your TikTok.
Kid Fury
The twerking came out of me. It wasn't. The video wasn't meant to be about that. But it was funny how some people was like, not you standing there like a proud mama on Christmas.
Crystal
I mean, it was great.
Kid Fury
I was just listening back to the mix to make sure it sounded like what I wanted it to be.
Crystal
And it was excellent. It was so good. So I. I could see.
Kid Fury
I think I'm gonna DJ for real, friend.
Crystal
You should, because I was. I mean, when I tell you I was over here, like, oh, wait a minute now. Okay, nigga. And then, of course, you had to be yourself. And you let your mother Trina, come right on up out of you.
Kid Fury
I mean, it is.
Crystal
And gave the boys what they wanted.
Kid Fury
You know what I'm saying? Like, someone has to help the children out. I have another one.
Crystal
Oh, okay. Are you. Are you making them wait. But I be party.
Kid Fury
Speaking of my life. Cause yours is so boring. You don't get any more than that. I'm just in here playing around with mixes.
Crystal
I'm quite excited.
Kid Fury
Should we do black excellence?
Crystal
Yeah, let's do that. Why not?
Kid Fury
A couple people I want to mention. One is Coco Gauff, who's become the Youngest player since 2004 to win the WTA Finals tournament. Former player was Maria Sharapova.
Crystal
Never heard of her.
Kid Fury
Sharap. I don't know who that is. But with this win, Coco got $4.8 million, the largest single prize in WCA history. Work Coco, if you feel inclined to, I don't know, give out $20 here and there. I'm open.
Crystal
I just will never forget that TikTok she did. Where. Or she was on live or something and, and the kids were like, you, you know, you could pay off your student loans or whatever with the money you just won at the US Open or whichever tennis match was. And she was like, I remember this. Loans pay up debt. I don't have any debt.
Kid Fury
What is, what is debt?
Crystal
I don't, I don't have any debt. My parents pay all my bills.
Kid Fury
I don't even have a debt card.
Crystal
She said, I never pay off my parents debts. They don't have those either.
Kid Fury
I don't know what that is. I love when Michael B. Jordan asked us, asked me what is imposter syndrome? And I was plugged.
Crystal
I remember interviewing you remember that moment? I remember the interview. Of course.
Kid Fury
That was a blur in the interview.
Crystal
I could not believe we were talking to Michael B. Jordan. I was losing.
Kid Fury
That was kind of the guy. Yeah, he was so nice.
Crystal
He was really sweet.
Kid Fury
But I did mention like imposter syndrome. And like if he's ever in, in his like climb to where he is now, if he's ever experienced that, especially in white. I don't remember how the fuck I worded it, but he was kind of just like, what is. And I was like, oh, yes. Okay.
Crystal
So no, he was like, what. What does this mean? You feel like you don't belong in places where you are.
Kid Fury
What?
Crystal
How could that be?
Kid Fury
You mean places like you work to be? I. I don't. I'm not following.
Crystal
Yes, I do remember that.
Kid Fury
I think Regina, I think Regina hall did that too in an interview.
Crystal
But anyway, no, I worked very hard. I'm very good at this.
Kid Fury
Oh. I'm talented and I work hard. So I don't know.
Crystal
So that's none of my business. Babes.
Kid Fury
Yeah. Never heard of it. I think Regina hall was like, is that like a Tumblr? Is that like a word y'all made? I love that work. Beyonce's made history as the most nominated artist of all time at the Grammy Awards. I mean, there you have it. She was previously previously tied with someone you may have heard of named jay Z at 88 nominations, a piece to be nominated for most Grammys of all time at the awards. Like to be at the top of the list and the only person you tie with, Israel Husband.
Crystal
I mean, the two of them have always been quite iconic, and I think Cowboy Carter alone racked up 11. Did you just say that?
Kid Fury
No, I was getting to that part.
Crystal
My bad.
Kid Fury
She was tied to. No, I mean, you're informed. She was tied with 88 with Jay Z. Now she's at 99 after receiving the 11 new nominations for cowboy card during Grammys. So congratulations, Ms. Beyonce. We'll see what they give you.
Crystal
Yeah, they keep playing in your face, but I don't know how much she cares.
Kid Fury
I mean, she's human, but I also believe her when I feel like she leans into girl. I'm making. I'm Beyonce. I'm making this music for the point, for the fan, for the legacy. I have more of these than any of y'all bitches already. So, like. And every time I pop out to one of your little functions, it's a meet and greet. So I mean, we know what it is.
Crystal
It is a meet and greet. Hoes be lining up during the commercials trying to talk.
Kid Fury
Lining Olivia Rodrigo behind Sabrina Carpenter behind Victoria Monet, but, like, lined up and this. This bitch literally taking pictures and kissing babies and signing autographs with nominees and winners.
Crystal
Yeah. These are not just. These are not seat fillers acting like this. These are, like, the biggest stars.
Kid Fury
The girlies.
Crystal
Yeah. I mean, I believe her when she. When she says that. You know, it's just kind of whatever. At this point, as far as I'm concerned, Beyonce's work speaks for itself.
Kid Fury
It truly does.
Crystal
Cowboy Carter is great. It breaks my heart. I don't listen to it as much as a lot of the. Well, the first half of the album. Cause it hurts. There's a.
Kid Fury
That's country, right?
Crystal
Exactly. But I did turn on American Requiem last. I don't know, like, maybe Thursday or Friday. I just queued up the album and turned on and played American Requiem. And the way it really hit after the election results and everything, I was like, oh, yeah, she's a free. This knows what she's Doing knows what she's talking about. She's just. Excellent sound.
Kid Fury
She just. Blackbird, I. Blackbird really just.
Crystal
I was just listening on flights. It's just a beautiful song, but, yeah.
Kid Fury
It feels like me being in a. What's it called? Like a bassinet.
Crystal
Yes, it is very soothing and just, you know, you're in somebody's little bosom. It's a beautiful, beautiful record. And excited for her.
Kid Fury
One more Black excellence I want to give is just to mention to Carla Renata, AKA the Kirby critic. You may have seen The Wicked Girlies. Ms. Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande are on a big, big, big.
Crystal
Oh, I did see.
Kid Fury
Yes.
Crystal
I'm so happy.
Kid Fury
They're doing a lot of media junkins, interviews. They're probably gonna have to do hot ones or something at some point. So, like, you know, I think the movie premiere just recently happened, and the film itself comes out on the 22nd. The reason I'm bringing this up is because one of the people they were interviewing, they were interviewed by was Carlo Renata of the Curvy Critic, acclaimed, licensed. I don't know if licensed the right word, but acclaimed gilded critic of films and the like, very popular YouTube channel. She's also an actor, singer, performer, and such. And she did this interview for the Wicked film with Ariana and with Cynthia. And in the end, there's a clip that went viral where she says, I just want to love on y'all some more because I'm from the theater community. And she says to Ariana Annabella, the first time hearing about you was when you were in 13. I was on Avenue Q when you were in 13. And the both of them had this intense reaction. But, like, if you look at Ariana, Ariana looked like she was gonna cry. Like, she looked like she was genuinely. Excuse me. Like, emotional. She was, like, freaking out. And then they have this whole moment where Arian is like, I can't say.
Crystal
This too loudly, but I love Avenue.
Kid Fury
Q. I love Avenue Q. For those of y'all who didn't know or missed that part, Avenue Q won best musical in 2004, I believe, at the Tony Awards, which Wicked was also nominated for. So that's why she was kind of like, y'all are funny with the whispering thing. Because her musical where she played Gary Coleman, mind you, I've never seen either. I've heard Stella things about it.
Crystal
Screams, screamed. When they realized who this lady was.
Kid Fury
When she found out, when they realized who she was, they screamed, and they did the black get up and run away. Thing. Ariana's Italian, so it's like, close. Ish. But I just wanted to mention her as Black Excellence. Just as someone who has won numerous awards, who's become a staple in film, television, theater, and now critiquing, reviewing, and who gave these two megastars of a blockbuster film, probably like one of the highlights of their day just by existing and pouring into them. I thought that was really sweet. And you know Carla Zabaddy, and apparently she also plays Zendaya's mom on the Disney show Zendaya was on, but I was too old.
Crystal
Old. Yeah. I missed that show. But that was such a. Such a cute clip and such a sweet moment to see this lady, you know, get her flowers from these two giant stars who are on this. This is like the Barbie promo to her child. Ariana and Cynthia are every fucking wear.
Kid Fury
But this movie's gonna do. Really?
Crystal
I was gonna say it's working. I bought mine.
Kid Fury
At least the first part.
Crystal
I bought mine. And I wish I could take Lainey, but, you know, Lost. She's so good and quiet.
Kid Fury
At least Lainey would be quiet. She would. Unlike some other things.
Crystal
She's not singing like you theater dorks. And I'm telling you whores right now.
Kid Fury
Oh, God.
Crystal
Y'all better fucking not be hollering, caterwauling. I don't care if you can hit the note. Shut the fuck. Shut up.
Kid Fury
Oh, I didn't think.
Crystal
Yeah, the theater, girl, it's gonna be like a renaissance in theaters. It's gonna be just like that.
Kid Fury
I don't know all the music like that. And even if I did.
Crystal
Don't do.
Kid Fury
I'm not gonna simmer down.
Crystal
That's why I'm going at 2pm and hopefully the girls won't be there. Hopefully, they're. They bought all their tickets for like the 9pm showing or something. I'm trying to go early in the day to avoid all.
Kid Fury
Wait, the weekend of.
Crystal
No, no, no. The. I think it comes out on the 21st.
Kid Fury
The 22nd.
Crystal
The 22nd. Okay. So I had tickets for the 21st the day before. So I'm hoping. Yes, I'm hoping.
Kid Fury
Oh, it's going to be packed.
Crystal
Damn. No, no.
Kid Fury
These movies are going to be chunky for probably like two weeks.
Crystal
Let's see.
Kid Fury
At least.
Crystal
Well, and that's fine. I just don't want you niggas to sing along. The theater can be.
Kid Fury
And you're in New York and I'm in New York.
Crystal
Yes. Never mind.
Kid Fury
Good.
Crystal
Yeah. I'm abandoning the hope.
Kid Fury
I Might take my ass to alamo or some SH where it's like 15 seats of theater.
Crystal
Yeah, this. I am going to the IPIC and I just know.
Kid Fury
Oh, well, we'll see. We'll see.
Crystal
Either way, I'm excited.
Kid Fury
If you go to IPAC, IPick and Nick, it's probably going to be like three of them. And everybody else is going to be like, oh, girl. Or like, hit the button and be like, can you please go tell them n in c4 and d to shut the fuck up?
Crystal
One thing about white people, they will hit that snitch button.
Kid Fury
Absolutely.
Crystal
Will tell very fast.
Kid Fury
And for these upcoming four, I'm tapping into my caring. I'm telling all you bitches to shut the fuck up. White ones.
Crystal
Oh, okay.
Kid Fury
All righty. So let's move in to a pop culture segment that we call Hot Tops. She, Ra and the Powers of Bottom. The bottoms of power. No, I fucked up. Whatever. You get it. We do. All right, so Grammy nominations. The 67th annual coming up nominations were announced this Friday, this past Friday morning. First of all, we've already mentioned BEYONCE with her 11 Grammy nominations to her name. Have we talked about the fact that we need a Got2Be Real documentary?
Crystal
I mean, have we you and me? Probably multiple times. I think talked about how. How lovely and incredible that would be. But I'm pretty sure the girl who did got to be real is like, leave me alone and leave me out of it.
Kid Fury
Like, I don't think that. Like, I don't want. I get that and I got it when it was happening. I'm talking about just like a little limited, you know, maybe an hour long thing where, you know, she ain't gotta do nothing but just sit, be attractive and talk about her impact while we, you know, and then you might need, like, clearance to use clips.
Crystal
Absolutely, yeah. And some of that sense, so.
Kid Fury
Right.
Crystal
Yeah, Aretha.
Kid Fury
So we could also be doing flower giving inspiration and then have moments, you know, niggas like you and me and other folks talk about the impact of it and why it was so stellar. Yeah, someone needs to do that. That would be something real deserves. Okay, so first of all, yes, Ms. Beyonce is eating the girls up because she makes music. Deal with it. Eleven nominations, seven nominations each for Billie Eilish, Kendrick Lamar, Post, Post Maloney.
Crystal
Yeah, I'll just be making people up.
Kid Fury
I don't know. Charli xcx. Six nominations each for Sabrina Carpenter, Chapelrone and Taylor Swift album of the year nominations. Cowboy Carter, New Blue sun by Andre 3000.
Crystal
I'm not mad that I love.
Kid Fury
I'm not either. I'm really not either.
Crystal
And if she wins, it's finna be in my apple. You know, whatever they call that year end thing because I play it to go to bed. Yes, I do. I be wearing it out. So watch it be up there in mine.
Kid Fury
I actually am obsessed with the fact that that nigga came out and was like, no, I'm not making a fucking hip hop album. Because I don't want to right now. And I know that's what you want. I'm into this flute thing. I'm doing a flute album and then the flute album is great. It's like he didn't just do like whatever and it's like, Andre, what is it? It's really good because he's a musician.
Crystal
Yeah, it's very, very calming. I love it. It puts me right to sleep.
Kid Fury
I have my. My airplane flight playlist is called Above. I used to call it high tunes because you could also kind of get high to it.
Crystal
Yeah, that's pretty cute.
Kid Fury
And a lot of that is on there noisettes. Lots of Christina Perry, lots of Bon Iver.
Crystal
Okay.
Kid Fury
Short and Sweet by Sabrina Carpenter is nominated for album of the year. That's a good album. Brat by Charli XCX. Jessie with a D, Volume 4 by Jacob Collier. Maybe.
Crystal
Oh, okay.
Kid Fury
I feel like that person's going because I don't know who that is. Hit Me Hard and Soft by Billie Eilish. The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess by my baby, Chapel Heron. I just love little Chapel. I really do.
Crystal
She's so fun.
Kid Fury
And the Tortured Poets Department, which is in all caps. Oh, so is hitting me. Hardens off. Who do you think is going to win album of the year? I think it's going to be the guy I never heard of.
Crystal
Very likely or honestly, Brett. I think.
Kid Fury
Really? Yeah.
Crystal
I think the girls will either give it to this person we've never heard of or it'll be. Oh, wait, I almost forgot. Taylor Swift was nominated.
Kid Fury
There you go.
Crystal
Yeah, that's the obvious choice. But I mean, my favorite of these is obviously Cowboy Carter, but I do like New Blue Sun. Love Sabrina Carpenter. Love Charli xcx. The Billie Eilish. I can't say that I really heard that whole album. I liked it and I like Chapel Rome.
Kid Fury
And she's full gay now.
Crystal
Oh, yeah.
Kid Fury
I mean she's like in her stud era.
Crystal
Oh, yeah. In her dickies. Yeah, she stay in her dickies and it's.
Kid Fury
I love it.
Crystal
So cute.
Kid Fury
But yeah, actually the only albums here I haven't heard are the two that I think will win. Taylor and a guy I've never heard of, I think. And the rest of these albums I do, I like like maybe half of Brat. Okay. I like a lot of the remixes that came out later, but a lot of the original songs I was like, oh, this is okay, maybe if I'm like if I was on a G6, but like I don't.
Crystal
They love giving that award to Taylor Swift, so I think it'll.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I figure that's where it's going to probably go.
Crystal
Yep. Same.
Kid Fury
And if she's there, like if we. If Taylor's presence, she want it flat out.
Crystal
Yeah, I can see it.
Kid Fury
I can see it.
Crystal
I can see it.
Kid Fury
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Crystal
Yep.
Kid Fury
It was interesting to me because last week we didn't do hot tops. But one of the things that I had on the list last week was the Louisiana Fest and how Lil Wayne had his, you know, annual Lil Wayne music festival thing. And during a portion of the concert, of course, he mentions the super bowl and how he always wanted to. He said forever that he's always wanted to perform at the super bowl in New Orleans for his mom to see. I hadn't heard the mom element before, but I did give him grace to say, you know what? I think he has the right to be bummed out about it. Right?
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
He then goes on to say that, you know, the opportunity was ripped away from him, but something like, you know, what can't be taken from me is this moment right here. Rah, rah. And then they did the hot boys and whatever.
Crystal
Okay.
Kid Fury
And I just watched that and I thought ripped Away from him. It's interesting to me that, like, so many of y'all feel like a woman can't be president because women are too emotional.
Crystal
Uh oh, here we go. Shake the table.
Kid Fury
And it's like, here you go. Here you have a woman who has every right to be emotional, frustrated, active, and is like, you know what? This is my life. I can only speak my truth and continue to be that girl. And then you have, on the other side, this guy, Trump supporter, capitalist, who in this scenario got, I guess, a short stick in a capitalist game and is, like, ripped. It was ripped away from him.
Crystal
I still want to know the backstory behind this, because it's not making sense. Did somebody promise it? Like, let us know? Because you just look like somebody who's mad that they didn't pick you. So, like, what. What are we supposed to do about this? Yeah, I don't get it.
Kid Fury
Well, good luck. Speaking of, I guess, Wayne and his impact, one of his spiritual children is free from jail. Young Thug is spiritual.
Crystal
Spiritual children Wayne.
Kid Fury
Young Thug is a blatant Wayne, man. Even though I think he tried, didn't he Allegedly tried to get him killed.
Crystal
I forgot.
Kid Fury
Whoa.
Crystal
We've been doing this show for too long. Because that kind of sounds familiar, but not really. Could have very easily been some other niggas involved in that. But I. That's. I forgot. It's been such a crazy couple of weeks. I completely forgot that he got out of that Rico.
Kid Fury
Yeah, he did.
Crystal
So did. Wow.
Kid Fury
I found out about this because a couple people I follow are currently working on a film being directed by TI for some reason. And I guess Young Thug called TI when he got out or something, and they posted clips of that. And then TI Went and met up with him and took selfies and all that other stuff. Happy for, like, to be home. Young Thug's daddy absolutely read the out of TI And I guess other rappers not long after this on a podcast, which. Why is Young Thug's daddy on a podcast? But he was basically like, where were you niggas when he was locked up and pursuing justice and this, that and all this other stuff. He wasn't. He wasn't feeling that. He wasn't feeling that at all. Well, apparently Thug is in the studio currently with Lil Baby, Travis Scott and Future and Mariah the Scientist. I mean, is he.
Crystal
Well, I think that's where she is. She dropped out of whatever tour she was on to go hang out with him, so she might be in the studio, probably not recording nothing, but she.
Kid Fury
Dropped out of her own tour that she made.
Crystal
Well, I don't. I don't think it was her tour. I think she was on somebody else's. But, yes, she quit.
Kid Fury
Like, a tour she wasn't performing.
Crystal
Yes, she quit doing things for money to go sit up with that nigga somewhere. Yes. Yes, she did.
Kid Fury
Ladies, I want to have a long conversation, and it can't be today because of how long it needs to be, but I really. I really. And I understand as a cisgender homosexual male, there's only so much room, but I really. I really want to talk to y'all. Okay. Who you apparently hasn't been in the studio with is Gunna his own artist and one of, like, two niggas that the court said he's allowed to talk to.
Crystal
He can't even go back to Georgia.
Kid Fury
He can't even go to the metro Atlanta area. That was the one part about it that gagged me, because a lot of people were like about his plea deal, like, requirements or whatever. But I was like, this is a pretty standard, like, probation or probable.
Crystal
Pretty normal terms.
Kid Fury
Um, but, yeah, like, I can't imagine thug based in anywhere outside of the South. But I'm also like, he could easily get a nice property. He probably already got a nice property that's technically outside of metro Atlanta.
Crystal
I mean, you could play with the.
Kid Fury
Have the family come and visit.
Crystal
I would be getting out of the state of Georgia. Y'all not even finna think. Think you sniff me in the metro Atlanta area, I'll do anything to not go to prison. If I was him, I would be moving to Philly or some shit. Like, nah, nigga, I ain't nowhere near there. Nigga don't know what to tell y'all to the Amtrak go both ways.
Kid Fury
And I think he would do okay in the west or maybe in Texas.
Crystal
Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure.
Kid Fury
I also don't care that much. But, yeah, that gags me. That was, like, birthday death. I don't even think they said birthday. I think they said, like, wedding death. And you gotta be out that bitch within 48 hours after that motherfucker goes 16.
Crystal
That's right.
Kid Fury
For 10 years. They are not playing with you. Yeah, no drugs, no alcohol. Yeah, bitch, you might as well stay out of Atlanta.
Crystal
Might as well. Cause ain't nothing waiting on you in Atlanta but drugs and alcohol. Hoes, guns.
Kid Fury
Definitely don't move to California, girl, because you can just have it here.
Crystal
The thing about them 10 years is that, like, it's going to be just about impossible to Never slip up. So what you gonna have to do is not get caught or.
Kid Fury
I think the probation is longer than 10.
Crystal
See? Yikes.
Kid Fury
Like, he can't go to Metro Atlanta for 10, but I think the probation is, like, 15 or 20.
Crystal
But I think even the appeal of Atlanta is gonna be hard to resist for that long. Like, that's a long time to have to follow somebody's rules. It is.
Kid Fury
That's what I'm saying.
Crystal
But it don't suck as much as prison, and that's why he agreed to it.
Kid Fury
Exactly. Exactly.
Crystal
So it's like, I feel for you.
Kid Fury
You better get in that booth.
Crystal
At least you out calling family and.
Kid Fury
Friends out there, right?
Crystal
They didn't say you couldn't make music no more, bitch.
Kid Fury
You better move to Des Moines.
Crystal
You know where I think you belong? Cincinnati, bitch.
Kid Fury
You need to move to, like, Wasada.
Crystal
Yes. Have you explored Butte? I hear it's beautiful, but you got to find somewhere. Ooh, you know what? Vermont. Go to Vermont. Them n got, like, nice cheese and pine trees. You could go to Portland with Fran and the other six black people that live there. Like, it's options. But Georgia? I would be getting out of Georgia altogether if I was him.
Kid Fury
That nigga needs to move to fucking Wisconsin somewhere.
Crystal
Yep. Yep, he does.
Kid Fury
There are rumors that Young Thug may have been able to successfully broker peace between Future and Drake prior to his release. He tweeted, I guess, somehow had somebody. Whatever. There was a young thug tweet that came out to Drake in Future. Like, oh, we all brothers no matter what. We make music together. No, whatever. And Future, interestingly enough, you know, the catalyst or not like us.
Crystal
Oh, yes, that's true.
Kid Fury
He retweeted this. And I think Elliot Wilson or somebody else recently says that they have it on good knowledge that Future and Drake have spoken and, you know, basically squashed whatever beef and our cool and will likely be working on music as a way to reveal that very soon. This doesn't surprise me or move me in any way. Sounds like it makes sense. And I doubt that the two of them had any actual issues in the first place. Also, it's just. It's a smart business move for Drake to be friends with Future again. They do make good songs together. And Future, for someone who's, like, the least talented in this saga scene, like, in this group.
Crystal
No, it's true. And he's gonna have to accept it. It's true.
Kid Fury
He's one of the cool. Like, Future could do almost anything, and niggas just think he's Cool as shit. Like, he's very influential. You know what I mean? He's got that thing. And I think that it would benefit Drake, actually to have really any, I mean, influential, cool street nigga in his corner right now, but being cool with Future again and not Metro.
Crystal
Well, I mean, he's playing.
Kid Fury
He's playing spades. Spades.
Crystal
I see what you're saying. I think. Ooh. I mean, I think. And I think Future and Drake being cool will help with a lot of niggas. As for me, though, I'm never gonna forget Kendrick laying out exactly how Drake used different niggas to validate his career and his specific right. So I will never forget that. I will never forget hearing Kendrick lay it all out so plainly and then seeing the music reflected. It's like, so. Yeah, I don't. I mean, we'll always have nice for what. As far as I'm concerned with Drake, but the music ain't even going to be.
Kid Fury
Came on in the gym the other day, like, yes. Yeah. When I went on Monday.
Crystal
It's such a good song. Jesus.
Kid Fury
And I was like, oh, what a great. And I was like, I even forgot the sample.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
This is such a good.
Crystal
It is so good.
Kid Fury
I loved this. I really want for Drake to go to therapy and maybe, like, fall in love because. And, like, really in love. Like Eartha Kitt. Falling in love. Falling in love. But falling in love for the right reason.
Crystal
No, you're channeling her.
Kid Fury
Falling in love. Yeah, keep going, like. Because I just. I. I think that Drake is, at this point, he's a centerpiece to commercial hip hop. He's very good at making music, especially catchy shit. And I miss him being like, I have feelings, and I would like to rap and sing about them. And I don't really give a fuck about you niggas having something to say about me making a song that I wish my girl would call me back. You wish your girl will call you back, too, nigga. Like, I miss that.
Crystal
Yeah, me too. But that ain't been.
Kid Fury
And even just girl hype up songs like, nice for what? And many other songs where it's just like, go ahead.
Crystal
Yeah. This one would say, that's another good one.
Kid Fury
Tough like, oh, if you put a DeRozan banner up there, I'll climb up and get it in my. You won't. You're never going to do. That's never. No one believes. What are you. Stop.
Crystal
Did you see demar being like, good luck.
Kid Fury
He said he got a long way to climb to get up there.
Crystal
He's got a long way to go.
Kid Fury
Hate it. First of all, Louisiana is happening. Why aren't you at the festival? You hear? You came to this game to try and pest with this man that don't give a fuck about you and ain't scared of your ass and then mumbling.
Crystal
Little shit under your breath like you didn't even say it to that man's face. Scream it a little bitch. See, that's bitch behavior.
Kid Fury
We don't buy it. Yeah, we don't buy it. I actually went back a couple, maybe two weeks ago or so, and I listened to the whole from like that all the way up to Not Like Us. I listen to everyone back to back again. And on one of those songs, I feel like I'm pretty sure it's one of those songs he says something about like, n can't touch him or whatever. He be with security with something, something, something. And I'm like, yeah, we know that. But it's like, Drake, just be a Beanie Baby again. Just be a. A plushy rap nigga that gets into these rooms, gets disrespect, gets these features because he's a good rapper, not because he's a real N. Because nobody is afraid of you.
Crystal
No. And you'll never be that. That image of a real nigga, that'll never be you. It isn't who you are. And that's fine, I think, like, you can just be yourself. But, you know, it is starting to seem to me more like, you know, the earlier Drake work is the. Not the real Drake. And this incel music is this.
Kid Fury
I don't believe that.
Crystal
Well, I can't comment.
Kid Fury
I don't believe that. I think the earlier. I think it's a chance that the earlier era was also a Persona. But this image is. It's just like, let me see what 90s John Singleton antagonist I'mma dress up as this week.
Crystal
Yeah, well.
Kid Fury
And I hate it.
Crystal
I just don't. I don't know, man. Drake has lost so much goodwill with me.
Kid Fury
Thanks for the melodies.
Crystal
I don't like Drake.
Kid Fury
I don't like Drake when he act up.
Crystal
Nobody does so well.
Kid Fury
No, a lot of them do, but maybe he'll grow out of it.
Crystal
I mean, isn't that man like 39?
Kid Fury
I meant.
Crystal
You didn't mean mature out of it.
Kid Fury
I mean like art. Like, creatively, he'll be like, okay, let me do something else with this.
Crystal
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Professionally. Okay. You can lie to me again, Drake. You can go back to making songs for hoes. And it can all be a lie.
Kid Fury
Yeah, it could be a lie.
Crystal
Good.
Kid Fury
You know what I mean? Because I'm gonna listen. I don't. You know, I'm not like, oh my gosh, please combust and never make music again. You know that's not gonna happen. I want to hear Drake music that I want to hear that and that I at least believe.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
You know, like.
Crystal
Yeah. And I want the kitty shit to not be real. I want, you know, all of that to be. Yeah. I want that to not be a real thing.
Kid Fury
I want you to be still dating Latto's sister.
Crystal
Yeah. I want you to stop talking to 20 year old girls. But I don't know. I. I'm. I'm fine without Drake. I got Glorilla and Latto and Meg. I'm doing. And Dochi. I'm doing great. I do not need no boy rap.
Kid Fury
Rap. Girlies are up.
Crystal
Yeah, they are. And the shit is good.
Kid Fury
Having a good time.
Crystal
I'm obsessed with the Mamushi remix. Like I cannot stop. Really? I never heard of these girls twice.
Kid Fury
I don't like it.
Crystal
I love it.
Kid Fury
It's the only one I act to all like. You know why it's in. It's all in English.
Crystal
Well, yeah, I guess so, except for the hook. But I love it. Like I'm just bad and hot.
Kid Fury
Like I love Yuki.
Crystal
Oh, I love that.
Kid Fury
First of all, like I like twice too. Like K Pop girls, please do not come from my head. I like twice. So I was excited when I saw like the feature, but when I heard it I was like, I wish they would have just. You know, I like the fact that like half of Mamushi is Japanese and Yuki's Japanese verse. Even the Never Play song RM is rapping in English, I think most.
Crystal
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kid Fury
Okay.
Crystal
So you wanted to hear it in a different language. I mean.
Kid Fury
Yeah, that's part of why I like the original. It's like it's a mix of the languages, but it's also authentic to Meg's love for Japanese culture.
Crystal
Yeah, that's true.
Kid Fury
So it didn't feel like out of nowhere.
Crystal
Well, I mean, I like that remix a lot. But the Tyg is still my favorite song on the. On on part two.
Kid Fury
Link is like, because I turned on the JBL party box.
Crystal
Talk about it, talk about it. Cuz lady wants me to have that.
Kid Fury
Blasting the other day. And Link was like, I wonder if I could make it to the ground level from the balcony because. Yeah, what is happening? Did I Do something. Is she high? Like, was this something? She. It's zoomies. I'm gonna let her get this. Like, she's just. I love it.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
But, yes.
Crystal
Lainey be looking at me like, please chill out, bitch. Who are you yelling at? Like, who are you mad at? Cause she not here.
Kid Fury
Yeah, Tyg is.
Crystal
Tyg is so good. But that I just. Ugh. So, so good.
Kid Fury
Rocksteady Bigger. In Texas Bourbon.
Crystal
I don't motion. I do not need the boys. I do not need the boys.
Kid Fury
I just listened to, like, I ran through rap radar. Rap, caviar. I'm sorry. Just yesterday. And I was like, guys, I'm bored. I was like, boys, what is this?
Crystal
Are they still rapping about Percocets and other pills, potions, and things?
Kid Fury
A lot of them, but it's like, it's. The production in many of these cases is great, as usual. And in, like, I feel like a lot of instances, you don't even have to be the most talented lyricist to utilize hip hop production in a great way. Like the Soak City song, for instance. That young man is not, like, dropping bars, but he knew. I think he knew how to utilize that beat in a way where it comes on. You're rapping along with him. You know, it's like these niggas get these fire beats and waste it. And then also, you're not talking about nothing, right?
Crystal
You can't do both of those.
Kid Fury
So help. Every now and then, I'm still hearing boy rap that, you know, gives me a vibe. Or, you know, I'm like, oh, this is actually some real boom bap shit. It's really rare right now. The popular shit is just like. And now the kids are rapping on beat, off beat, on purpose. I don't know what's going on, but yes. Drake, please leave D. Rose alone. Nobody believes you. And LeBron is right there. Also played in your face. You were on his show showing him your baby pictures and all of that type of stuff, and he was dancing that goddamn song, too. Why you ain't say nothing to him yet?
Crystal
You not gonna fight nobody, and we all know that. So this little mumbling shit on the sidelines while n are doing a job is not. Who is that impressing? Anybody can do that. Anybody. You didn't press that man at all, at all. Nigga, grow up and be for real.
Kid Fury
Just be like Post Malone, Gun Cyrus, and just don't even rap. Make a. Make a musical album like Disney. Oh, make a Disney Channel original.
Crystal
Oh, no, this is. This idea is Getting worse. It's getting worse.
Kid Fury
How much work have we got? Almost an hour. Okay. Flo, Millie might be pregnant. Flo, Millie is pregnant.
Crystal
Ah. Is she really? Oh, my God.
Kid Fury
Congratulations. But then she posted a video where she's, like, very clearly pregnant, rubbing on the belly with a nigga who I believe is her man. She's spoken openly about this Haitian who's had her in her feelings on a few verses now. But the nigga in the video, oh.
Crystal
Yeah, she is pregnant.
Kid Fury
Showing the belly off or whatever. I was actually gonna go off on some of y'all because, you know, I dropped my congratulations. I saw a couple other, you know, people say congratulations, but I saw a lot of other people, like, why all the girls girl right now? Like. Or what was one of the things I said? Like what? Like what? Doing the same thing that I see women do. Remember when Cardi got pregnant and it was, like, implied that she, like, fucked her career off by having pregnant. Being having pregnant.
Crystal
It's like.
Kid Fury
Y'All saw that. That wasn't true. So why. I don't understand. Anyways, then she later posted, I think, a tweet where she's like, damn, I can't just be bloated.
Crystal
Cardi said the same thing. Cardi said, let me fat in peace. And you were not just fat, girl. You was pregnant.
Kid Fury
Yeah, no, I think she's trolling. She was trolling with that. For real. She's for sure pregnant. Congratulations, my little Flo. I love you so much. I just. I just. You're just so great. And that fucking Rocksteady, so fucking good.
Crystal
Ooh, I can't get enough.
Kid Fury
I ain't waiting for a nigga. I ain't. Tim's like. She just. She's so fucking funny. I think Glow's pregnant, too, ain't she?
Crystal
Glow who?
Kid Fury
Or was that fake Gloria?
Crystal
Hallelujah.
Kid Fury
Glorilla posted.
Crystal
No, that big ass fake girl. No, that girl is not.
Kid Fury
Bro, that was Halloween.
Crystal
Yes. Or something. Some other such fuckery, clownery and foolishness.
Kid Fury
I feel like I heard that she was. She was fucking around.
Crystal
She. No. Cause that belly. Pregnant belly. No. Cause Flo, Millie looked like she, you know, a few months Glo popped out with a big old giant belly and then didn't even. It wasn't even the bare belly. It was just underneath clothes. I'm like, girl, quit playing with us.
Kid Fury
But here's a picture on 24 October where she looks super pregnant, and it's a nigga holding her belly.
Crystal
Yeah, that's the picture we talking About. But look at every other photo and. And video of her. Everything else you got to look pregnant.
Kid Fury
And any of this other stuff.
Crystal
But no, I don't think so.
Kid Fury
Are you playing with us, Glo?
Crystal
Yes.
Kid Fury
Why?
Crystal
Look at her. That girl is not pregnant. Flat ass stomach five days ago. Abs. I see abs. No, she's playing with y'all. But, I mean, the girls always do say something when the other girls get pregnant. And I. I kind of understand it in a way, but. Because having a kid will almost certainly affect your career somehow. Not saying you can't be successful, but you will be. You won't be able to do all the same things you could before. Not without a lot of extra help. So it's like, there's that. But also, do you think. Do you think she's an idiot and she don't know that having a baby is going to completely change her life? Like, I think she. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Flo Millie is smart enough to know that and she decided to keep this baby and continue with the pregnancy anyway. So it's like at this point, your comments are supposed to be doing what it's kind of like y'all with Halle and talking about how Halle was crashing out over DDG having her baby on Kai Sinette's stream.
Kid Fury
And I was on here too, and.
Crystal
It was a lot of, you know. Cause you know, Halle, how dare you. Like, why you mad at him? Or why you telling us about it? Or we told you not to have a baby with that little dumb nigga. And it's like all of that can be true and valid and real, but the baby is still here. So. So now what? It's still valid to not want your child to be on this. This stream with however many millions of people looking at it, especially when kaisernet's house does not seem to be especially secure. And. And you know, crazy shit is going down all the time. I can see why you would want to know where your baby was, but these. It's like y'all. Y'all are saying these things just so you can get it out. It's like you feel it and you just feel compelled to type it out in a comment. But it's not. She's not an idiot. Same way you know that getting pregnant will change your life. I think Flo Millie knows that. And. And here she is. So, you know, it's either congratulations, girl, happy for you, blah, blah, or you leave it alone entirely, unfollow her because you're disappointed or whatever else. But These comments are useless.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I agree. Leave the girls alone. I felt the same way about the Kaisanet thing. It's like, first of all, she opened this up by saying that she's severely postpartum.
Crystal
Oh, yes.
Kid Fury
If you don't know that, haven't heard about that, can't spell it, go ahead and give it a Google. Not one to one, go ahead and give it a quick Google. And just so you have something that we call context. And then you move forward, right to something. I think even outside of the aforementioned condition, is very valid in its overall statement, which is, I'm out of town. I gave birth to this child that I love, that loves me. I'd like to know if and when he's going to be on a live streaming event for literally over 120,000 strangers on average, many of whom are ravenous dumbasses. And this is no disrespect to Kaisanette's stream. This is about streaming, like Twitch in general. I doubt that many of them would be horrible about the baby or not or whatever, but the mother has every right to know. Just the same way, I think if you took the baby out of town and were about to have him on a Jennifer Hudson show, maybe somebody could shoot his daddy a text, you know, like, that's not.
Crystal
Yes. But what I do agree with the girls on is like, why? Why is this being brought to us? Cause we. There's truly nothing we can do about it. You need to call your baby daddy. But that's a problem. A lot of y'all have venting about your man or your baby daddy or baby mama or whoever else on social media and said it like, that's very common. She's not at all unique for that. So I just said, mm, young mother and postpartum. I'm letting Halle have it. Cause if it was me, I would also be irritated. Don't. Don't have my baby at no fucking streamer's house.
Kid Fury
I mean, she probably also and had.
Crystal
That nigga in a party to the.
Kid Fury
Reaction online thing, which she did come back later, I guess, and say that she might have overreacted. But to the reaction online thing, I wouldn't be surprised. She's getting hair and makeup done to do whatever. Because she's certainly out of town working. And she opens her phone and has 300 messages with clips and tweets and stuff. Like how, you know the baby on Carson out right now and they're talking about the new sexy red lip gloss and she's like, and this Child is.
Crystal
In a tote bag like, what are you doing? This is a real live human baby. What are you doing?
Kid Fury
They're young. They'll be okay.
Crystal
I mean, again, the Annie's was trying to tell you that this little nigga wasn't the one to procreate with, but that is not helpful. Now, Halo is here, so what are we gonna do about it? Now? He needs his mother to be healthy, happy, in a good place mentally and emotionally. So me as a big grown woman, I'm just not interested in chastising a girl who's like, what, 15, 20 years younger than me about her decisions. I'm not interested in that. So I'm wishing her and Halo the best. Yeah, it can't be easy.
Kid Fury
Last bit. Denzel Washington revealed that one of his final movies before retiring will be Black Panther 3. Says that Ryan Coogler is writing him a role in the third Black Panther film, and it will likely be one of his final movies, along with a new Steve McQueen project and a film adaptation of Shakespeare's Othello. This quote coming from Variety. So I text my nerdy homeboy and I was like, ryan's cooking. I don't know what. Because I don't know really what the MCU's doing at this point, but I will be, you know, unexpectedly, unsurprisingly, sorry, front row and center for the Black Panther.
Crystal
Won't we all? Won't we all?
Kid Fury
And Denzel Washington. Yes, please.
Crystal
Yeah, I just want to see how he's going to fit into the whole thing. Is he, you know, Shuri's long lost uncle or something? Like, who is this man and where did he come from? Like, what is his purpose? But I mean, I'm already locked in with Black Panther the way I am not with any other Mar? Vell movie.
Kid Fury
So you put Blade might get you when it finally comes out. If ever.
Crystal
Blade, Mahershala Ali, Blade Runner.
Kid Fury
Oh, no.
Crystal
Oh, Wesley Snipes.
Kid Fury
Not that one.
Crystal
Oh, 98. But this is a continuation of that. It's the same story.
Kid Fury
Or it's MCU's. The MCU's version of it. Oh.
Crystal
Oh. Half vampire, half man. Yikes. Oh, wait, wasn't this a show? What was the show?
Kid Fury
There was a Blade series.
Crystal
Maybe not. But wasn't there a vampire nigga on a show that got canceled?
Kid Fury
Probably many.
Crystal
Okay, well, yeah, maybe. But Black Panther is far and away my favorite of the Mar? Vell movies. So I'm going to be tapped in tickets ready to go watching whenever it comes out. I love Ryan Cooper.
Kid Fury
There's an animated one coming, I think before the end of the year.
Crystal
You're like, ooh, it's new. Many episodes coming too.
Kid Fury
Okay, well.
Crystal
You said animated, so I thought we were talking about animated project.
Kid Fury
I thought they said this year. Oh, well, next year, look out for eyes of Wakanda.
Crystal
Okay.
Kid Fury
Yeah, that should be fun. Alrighty. That's gonna be it, I believe, for me and our tops that are hot. We'll take a break and come back with letters. Hey, y'all. I don't know about you, but maybe this dating app fatigue thing the Internet is talking about is real. Because I'm tired from swiping this way to that way. How many likes or too many likes? Is that the bubble you tap? Should I send a message? I'm nervous. Oh, they sent a message. It's two words. Well, I don't know how to respond to that. It's too much. It's too much. And a lot of dating apps are all about pursuing someone else. But there's one that's carved out a space for you to find yourself. Field on field, an app where curious people come to connect. You have the breathing room to explore your own desires and go on a journey wherein the person you discover is yourself, you, friend. Because if you can't love on you, if you can't know all about you, if you can't get into you, how anybody else supposed to, right on field, you have options, maybe more than you even think. With 20 plus sexuality and gender identities to choose from, you have the freedom to explore who you are and what you like in ways that you've never even imagined. Plus, there's no pressure to swipe. If you happen to skip someone's profile, you can always go back or undo a dislike, all at no extra cost. If you're looking for friends, connections, all kinds of things and all kinds of forms, field is the place to do it. So download field. That's f E E L d. Get it on the app store or Google play. Go have some fun. Meet yourself and maybe someone fun.
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Kid Fury
It's time for your letters, bitch.
Crystal
Yes it is. We only have time for one today, but send your questions to asktheread gmail.com we may read them aloud on the show this question comes from Adrienne, who says hey Kiv here and Crystal. My sister's birthday passed recently and I was tasked with getting her cake. I ordered a cake from a bakery and planned to pick it up the day of the party, which was a Friday. I work a regular 9 to 5, but the bakery I ordered from closes at 4 during the weekdays. Usually my job is lenient with letting people leave a little bit earlier if your work is done, but on this day my team got slammed with urgent work so I was unable to leave early like I planned. My older brother is off for the winter season so I asked if he could pick up the cake for me. I was working from home on this day so he asked if he could borrow my car and I said yes because it would be faster than him taking the bus or the train. I explained to him that he can't park in front of the store and that there are many side streets for him to park on that are a quick walk to the bakery. When he got home, he told me he got a $50 ticket for parking in a no parking zone. I called him dumb and laughed it off and went on to enjoy the rest of my night. Fast forward two weeks when I got a letter from the city informing me that a late fee has now been added to the ticket because it wasn't paid within 15 days and it is now $75. I texted him telling him he needs to either pay the ticket directly or give me the money for it, but he feels that because it's my car and I was the one who sent him to the bakery in the first place that he shouldn't have to pay it. I on the Other hand, think it's common sense and common courtesy that the person who parked illegally and got the. The ticket should be the one to pay it. Nobody else in our family wants to get involved, so I'm asking you to. What you think. Should I just pay it or should I keep pressing him? What do you think I could say to get through to him on this? What would you do? Thanks in advance. Love you both. Adrienne, I love that your family is like, girl, leave me out of it.
Kid Fury
Yeah, sounds like mine.
Crystal
Your older brother, too. I would really be.
Kid Fury
Grandma is probably the one who would go to my brother and be like, what is? What is? Are you okay? But she would also read me, to be honest with you. What would I do? I'd pay it because you've already. You've already gained these. This increase in the amount of the ticket because of time and here to assure you that they will increase that bitch kit. So I think it's probably best to get it paid and dealt with now. And if anything, if you're still determined to get the money, you work on getting the money from him after and just have the ticket dealt with. But I suppose that's with the. That's considering that he may not give you the money and then what does that mean?
Crystal
You still gonna need to pay it regardless. So.
Kid Fury
Yeah, no, like saying that the ticket's paid. Yeah, this nigga may still not reimburse you, give you the money for it or whatever.
Crystal
Especially the 75. He might be like, okay, now the ticket was 50, but, like, nigga, it's on you. That is.
Kid Fury
Yeah, so then you should have given me the $50 when it was 50.
Crystal
Yeah. I kind of feel like maybe when he told you he got a $50 ticket that same day, y'all probably should have talked about how this was gonna go instead of waiting for two weeks later. Um, and it sounds like you just assumed, oh, he got the ticket. Of course he will pay it, but you are the one who will be punished if you don't like, it'll be your car that gets towed or impounded or whatever if you don't take care of this. So I would definitely just pay it now before, like Fury said, the. The fine gets worse and this gets worse. But as far as what you could say to get through to him, I don't really know that there's anything you can say so much as, like, I think in this situation, I would have to let my actions speak. Like, this is. I, I. You are a grown man. Like Adrian the Letter writer is grown. She's talking about her older brother. So this is like an even growner person. You know how cars work. You know how parking works. It sounds like y'all live in or around New York City because the bus and the subway were both options. So anybody who drives in the city, you know that parking is very perilous. Like you said, like, this is a grown man. He knows that he wasn't supposed to park there. Maybe he thought he was gonna be fast enough to not get the ticket, but, like, he knew what he was doing. So I would just. I would probably just say that, like, you owe me 70 to $5 because you knew good and damn well you were not allowed to park there and you did it anyway. Like, yes, I asked you to go in my car. You could have said, or I asked you to go, you asked for my car, I could have said no. You could have said no to going.
Kid Fury
Like, I also warned you about parking in that area before, and you knew that.
Crystal
You knew that. So, I mean, I guess it just depends on how mad are you really ready to get about this. How much of an attitude are you really ready to develop and how much are you willing to make this everybody else's problem? Because I would be. I would have a. I would have an attitude so terrible towards my brother that eventually somebody would break down and give him the $75 to give to me so that I would shut up about it. I'm not letting it go. Like, that's me.
Kid Fury
Mm.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
I think that I probably. Hmm. I think that best case scenario, I've started to try to do this thing where I'm, like, I feel away. I'm gonna get over it. But if you're getting, you know, a little sharpness from me today when I see you next week or whatever, I feel away because this. That the third. The word, whatever. You, my brother, is $75. I'll get over it right now. You get on my nerves, and I don't understand what the fuck wrong with you. Cool. What we having for dinner? Like, I feel like that it's pretty mature. I've noticed when I've implemented that recently, it's kind of been a thing where it's like, okay, like, that's how you feel. You hear how I feel? It sounds like you're trying to be reasonable. Let's just leave it at that.
Crystal
Yeah, I mean, I'm all for, you know, like, I'm in my feelings, and I'll get over it. In situations where it's literally me and my feelings and the other person didn't necessarily do something wrong. They just did something that provoked these feelings in me. But when. But when somebody has actually done me wrong, I'm all for sitting in them feelings and stewing in them hoes. This is very. I'm very petty in that way, but I'm not mad at that at all. That sounds like actually the healthiest way to deal with it. But I would.
Kid Fury
This is a thing. This is growth.
Crystal
Oh.
Kid Fury
And every now and then.
Crystal
Because I didn't want to say. This is very mature coming from you.
Kid Fury
No, I will say out loud, this is something fury.
Crystal
Who would normally just turn everything down.
Kid Fury
I'm like, okay, I don't have time to kill everybody today.
Crystal
Right.
Kid Fury
So here's what I have.
Crystal
Yeah. So I would pay it and keep pressing him and have a really stank attitude about it, like, n, give me my fucking money. You know, you parked in the wrong spot. And that would be the last time you borrowed my car to do anything.
Kid Fury
Oh, anything.
Crystal
Because I can't trust you. You drove the car.
Kid Fury
I won't let you borrow my pen.
Crystal
You drove the car. You knew good and damn well what you were doing, and you knew that ultimately I was gonna have to be the one to take care of it. That's a very selfish person. So, no, you can't borrow shit else of mine, especially when I end up in a situation like this where I have to pay for your mistakes.
Kid Fury
Yeah.
Crystal
But best of luck, Adrian. Let us know how it goes. Like I said, we are short on time this week, so we are unfortunately going to have to wrap up the letters right there. It's really a shame. I have so many I want to get to, but we'll get back to that next week. In the meantime, if you have a question for us, send it on over to askthereadmail.com. we'll be right back.
Kid Fury
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Crystal
Oh God.
Kid Fury
Who posted the following on his Instagram. It's a video or screenshot of Kodak at a Trump rally, I think, and the caption says Kodak has shown unwavering support for President Trump. He had a charitable event schedule for November 11th that he paid for off duty police and EMTs in West Palm beach over a 200k outlay, all for charity. And the Palm beach police are saying they don't have the bandwidth he offered to pay. FHP and other agencies as well. The day after the president wins, they are trying to cancel his event. Coincidence? I've been hearing other rappers that supported the president are having events canceled as well. Waka Flocka, who also recently completed planes about a meet and greet or something somewhere being.
Crystal
Yeah, I saw that.
Kid Fury
So essentially this is giving like, oh, we supported Donald Trump all throughout this campaign and, and now all of a sudden he gets what he wants and they don't want to play with us anymore. And I'm like, where are you? Like, what do you.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kid Fury
These niggas don't. I'm. It's, it's concerning. It's, it's sad and it's concerning how much, how many of you, I think, really believe by gaining money and getting out of the hood that you're accepted by whiteness because you're now in rooms with them, and they're smiling at you and clinking glasses because they get to siphon money out of you through your own culture while also voting against you and talking shit about you as soon as you walk away. This is the thing that we know is this thing that we discussed. This is the thing that we've told you throughout your campaigning. But I don't know, maybe the Kool Aid or. I don't know, maybe it's like the perfume from Blink Twice or something where. Scary stuff, you know? I don't know what's going on over there, but this, like, what did you. Them white people are disgusted with you.
Crystal
And all they ever wanted was your little cooning ass influence and your vote, if you even voted. If you even can vote. That's all they ever wanted. They're not on your side. Nigga, I saw Boosie begging for a pardon.
Kid Fury
I saw that. Might as well do shit else. But it's like, well, Donald Trump has trading cards. Kamala Harris had a Fortnite map. These people are. They're trying to win and care about these things.
Crystal
All these little rappers are.
Kid Fury
So. That's all I had to say. I just.
Crystal
Just boring.
Kid Fury
I feel like I got a lot of the ick out last week. I'm just trying to ride peaceful waves into these two live shows I have this weekend and beyond. So that's really all I have for it. I'm not even gonna really read y'all. I'm just gonna say I'm concerned, and I don't know what you need. I don't know if it's like a night school, if it's a. If it's like a retreat. I don't know if you niggas need actual re raising. Like, maybe you need a binky. You niggas might need a playpen and someone like a Jennifer Lewis to come and start from scratch. I don't know what it's gonna take, but this shouldn't be happening. And who is it for?
Crystal
An excellent question.
Kid Fury
Who is this for?
Crystal
Who among us, not their community, was.
Kid Fury
Supposed to read this and be like, let's do some.
Crystal
Mm. Mm. No.
Kid Fury
Uh, well, I'm done.
Crystal
Um, okay. I. I just have two quick things. Trick Daddy.
Kid Fury
I just. I don't.
Crystal
I mean, said that he does not want to be called African American because, quote, I ain't never went to Africa. He said, how did the Afro even get in front of my race? I ain't never been there. Not to Afro or Africa. As if Afro is a place. He said, he's born and raised. Born and raised in Liberty City in the Poke Bee project. He ain't never went to Africa. He never think about going there. And he said, and I know it's.
Kid Fury
The motherland, yes, but not my mother. Not her mother, and not her mother's mother. That ain't their land.
Crystal
America real true land is right here.
Kid Fury
In the U.S. soils.
Crystal
Oh, boy.
Kid Fury
I love him because I'm from where I'm from.
Crystal
He's your. He's your uncle, and he's your uncle.
Kid Fury
He. He's that uncle that comes over and is, like, deeply stupid, though.
Crystal
Love him down.
Kid Fury
But as soon as that nigga gets drunk, it's not gonna take long. Cause he came half drunk, right?
Crystal
He came half drunk. All he doing is all of y'all.
Kid Fury
Smelling like boon and intimacy, so.
Crystal
So I would just like to let Mr. Daddy know that African American is a term that refers to black people who live in America, specifically black people who are the descendants of the enslaved Africans who were brought over here during the slave trade. It does not mean that you quite literally were born in one of the countries in Africa. It just means that you are descended from Africans and you are also American. So I am so sorry that in your many years of life, nobody ever broke that down for you, but that is what that means.
Kid Fury
I just thought he was preaching, like, I think he thought he ate that.
Crystal
Okay.
Kid Fury
And, you know what's. Go ahead.
Crystal
No, I mean, that's the sort of thing that. This is the sort of deep thought we thought we were having in, like, the fifth grade. We were like, huh, African American. But I had never been to Africa. You know, like, that's like a child's version of a deep thought. It don't take much critical thought. Like, you just poke a little bit, and that falls right apart, like, what the term itself actually means.
Kid Fury
So my mother actually. My mother actually said something to me when I was very young that kind of is, like, parallel to this. It's just not dumb. Or at least it didn't come out dumb, like, to me.
Crystal
Okay?
Kid Fury
She basically says that she prefers. When she's speaking about Americans, she prefers saying black American. I love black Americans versus African American. Because as a Jamaican immigrant, she's like, well, my children are Jamaican American. And, you know, my friend's kids, they're like Trinidadian American. And so, you know, somebody could be. And she's also like, what part of Africa? Why every black person is just African. You know, it's like, she kind of. I guess she broke it down to me, as a way of it kind of feeling like whiteness and the west just being like those Africans when they talk about black people, rather being more specific. Love that about it. So it wasn't even like, she's like, ugh, the term African American is incorrect. Or girls. She's just like, if you're someone who's born here and as far as you know, most of your family that you know of is American. To me, that's a black American person. African. Yes. Because those are your roots. But it's, it's. She's. She just has like, she. She says black American, but you see.
Crystal
How your mama's not a dumbass. Do you see that? You see how your mama is so smart, like an educated smart lady. If Trick Daddy had said, don't call me African American, call me black American, I prefer it for XYZ reasons, he would not be this would. You would not be part of this segment right now, sir. To say, I don't know how the Afro got there because I ain't never been to African. That is the dumb part. That is the dumb part. That is really stupid. And I can especially see why a Jamaican immigrant would, you know, make sure that her children understood the difference between these things. Like, that makes all the more sense. And I mean, you and Trick Daddy being from the same city lets me further know that he is not unfamiliar with like, race, ethnicity, the fact that people can be black and from different countries. Like, I just, I. I have to believe that you know that, sir. So how did this dumb Bahamian come out? So again, so again, like, what if he had even said, call me Bahamian American, like, anything other than the I don't understand word of Afro. Like, this isn't deep. It isn't thought provoking, this.
Kid Fury
And you do. So, like, what's the problem? What are you trying to say?
Crystal
Just so stupid. Just so, so dumb. Sir, please shut up.
Kid Fury
And also get jumped by some Ghanaian niggas. Like, what happened? Where is this coming from?
Crystal
Is this right? Is this personal?
Kid Fury
Right?
Crystal
Even then, then people would be like, I'm Senegalese American. Like, I don't even think they. African American is really only used for black Americans because we don't know where we came from. Most of us, like, hello. It don't take but a pinch of thought to get there, though. It don't take but a pinch.
Kid Fury
I could have teleportation by now.
Crystal
We just wouldn't waste all this stuff. It's okay. I know the drug. The drugs have taken their toll.
Kid Fury
And he won't stop.
Crystal
And he won't stop him. And Wayne, he said, fuck that, Lupus. I do not care. I'm not.
Kid Fury
But then they want to host the Academy Awards. You're high on codeine right now.
Crystal
Yeah. That video I saw of Lil Wayne. I said, I see why you're not headlined in the super bowl, my nigga. I do see, actually, sweetie, the biggest.
Kid Fury
Live event in the nation.
Crystal
And you thought, okay. Well, anyway, okay. And also, I was gonna talk about this last week, and then the election was the read. But I watched Megan Thee Stallion's documentary, in Her Words.
Kid Fury
I haven't watched it yet. I haven't watched it today. Nigga behind on everything.
Crystal
I mean, as somebody who's been a Meg fan since the beginning, I obviously knew all of this. But to see it unfold, you know, just sequentially the way it did, and hearing her talk more in depth about her dad, who she really only knew for a few years. Cause he was locked up most of her life and then died. So, you know, losing her mom and having to be the one to pull the plug. And then just. She said something in the film, which really struck me, which was that she knew that if her mama was alive, she wouldn't be going through all the shit she was going through.
Kid Fury
I think I've heard her say something similar.
Crystal
So that really broke my heart. But I wanted. So I was mad all over again. And they include lots of clips of the bloggers, podcasters, who was talking shit about her LeBron James bopping along the Tory Lanez in the car and all this. They included all them receipts. I'm very glad about that. Right. Because I'm mad at you niggas all over again. And they include, to be fair, when Meg lied to Gayle King, they include some of the people who reacted like, ah, nah, bitch, you lying. You lying. They put that in there, too. So it's not just like, oh, all of y'all were lying on me, but the ones who. And who definitely made sure to, like, try to kick her while she was down. She put all that in there. Anyway, I'm mad at BoomCAC. I'm mad at Lorianne Gibson.
Kid Fury
Wait, why?
Crystal
Because. So at one point, she's helping Megan, like, in rehearsals or something. Meg is sick. She's been, like, throwing up or something all morning.
Kid Fury
Lorianne was choreographing her.
Crystal
Yes, yes. And so she's telling Meg, you know, like, I see something in you that I've only seen in the greats and, you know, pushing yourself like, this is what it takes. So that's a huge part of the documentary, is that like she was just saying yes to everything that she was being asked to do and begging basically to take a break. And they're like, well, you signed up for SNL and you signed up for this, but you could take a break after that. And it's like, it just keeps getting pushed back all this time. And so the first scene, major scene with Loriann, she's like, you're one of the greats. Like, I've only. I see something so special in you and like, you need to push through and do it anyway. Like, you're so sick you're throwing up, but you need to rehearse anyway because this is what the greats do. And I was like, you know, I don't like that. But also, Megan's mama was the same way. We see a lot of clips of Miss Holly and she is very much like, do it again. Do it right. Like, you gotta hustle very, very hard to make it to the top.
Kid Fury
So this is gonna make me cry, isn't it?
Crystal
Oh, oh, nigga eyeballed. But that's not the part that pissed me off. There's another part later in the documentary where Megan, I think she's. She just performed anxiety or something, which is, hello, it's anxiety. She's like tearing up during the performance. So she comes backstage and she's, you know, kind of melting down and just like, how did I do? How did I look, how did I sound? You know, and she's just having all these anxious feelings about the performance. And Lorianne is like making it about her and being like, ugh, don't come back here acting like that, saying all that, like, don't do all that. We are here for you and you, blah, blah, blah. And you did this. And it pissed me off so bad because again, the therapist side of me came right on out to pop up and say, first of all, this is Megan expressing her feelings about her experience. This is her song, her performance, her image on television. It's not millions of incels and rude self hating bitches on Instagram DMing you. Meghan is allowed to have her feelings about her own experience. For you to then pipe up and be like, uh, don't come back here with all that. Don't say that, don't do this, don't do that, bitch. It's her life, it's her feelings. Who are you to tell her not to feel that way? Let her fucking have it. I just hated it too Much neck. Because it's like, even after much neck.
Kid Fury
Boom. Cac. Do you know too much neck.
Crystal
Yes. Wait, I don't want to get it wrong. Yes, yes. Okay, wait. Okay. I'm losing. I'm losing my place.
Kid Fury
I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yes, it's Meg's experience.
Crystal
Yes, it's Meg's experience. And like, it. What. What was so sad about the documentary itself is like, even after all this Tory Lanez shit, it still seems like professionally Megan is in a place where she's being pushed to do a lot. And I'm not sure if that's, you know, like still today to this the case, but being supported by the people around her, like quote, unquote supported, but also still very obviously and deliberately being pushed past her limit. And it's like at some point I just want somebody to step back and say, this is a 24 year old girl or whatever, something. How old she is, who went through all that, lost her immediate family, lost her grandma. Like she's trying to navigate being in this industry and having this massive career without her rock. So can we.
Kid Fury
29.
Crystal
29. Okay. So can we just have some grace and understanding for the amount of bullshit she has gone through? Like, does it have to be business first all the fucking time? Like, I would never last. I would never last because as soon as somebody from Roc Nation or some. Oh, somebody was, you know, telling her her schedule. And as soon as Megan was like, I really need a break, like, I can't do it. Maybe I need to cancel snl. I would have. Now the white boy said, you can't cancel snl. I don't know that you can't do it. But everything else after that fucking.
Kid Fury
It is impossible that you cannot cancel snl.
Crystal
Well, I mean, anybody.
Kid Fury
If I don't come, then.
Crystal
Then. Then what? Then SNL is canceled. And the same way they kept having her booked for stuff and eventually she just clocked right on out and checked herself in to a fucking wellness retreat or something. And guess what? The shows got canceled anyway because nobody is listening. I get it. Megan has a lot of talent and she has all this potential, but none of that is worth it if the girl is losing her fucking mind.
Kid Fury
On top of the fact that, you know, when you're. You're talking about people who are creatives and passionate creatives, man, there's also an element of. There's also an element of like, yeah, the desire and the obligation and pressure to show up for people that love you and support you and get something gratifying out of your art while still being a human being, that in itself can be indescribably difficult. Now you're talking about a person who has dealt with indescribable tragedy in a matter of couple of years. If you don't actually get out of her living face.
Crystal
This is all I'm saying. The people around her know the shit that she's been through. How come it's. How come nobody cares? It just was. When you watch it, you will absolutely weep. I just walked away from it with that much more respect because I know had I lost my whole family the way Meg did and then was expected to be famous and act right. She was like, y'all can't even say nothing about me. All that shit happened. And the worst thing I did was drink too much.
Kid Fury
You would have found me in the basement from literally, like, what, sucking my own feet or something? I would have been completely useless.
Crystal
Shout out to Megan. I love her.
Kid Fury
So I saw some of you. Megan should have got the perseverance of the year award with Chunky.
Crystal
Absolutely.
Kid Fury
Yes.
Crystal
Megan really did deserve. If anybody, like, they have her reaction when the verdict came out. Anyway, you should watch it. You should watch it.
Kid Fury
Yeah, I'm gonna watch it today.
Crystal
Love, Meg Down. And I'm just so proud of you, girl. I am. And I just hope she's in a better place and things are better for her because she deserves. Truly.
Kid Fury
I'm. Actually. Maybe I shouldn't. Okay. So I'm hoping by next year to launch a new podcast. Same for female rappers.
Crystal
Same. No, just kidding. I loved it.
Kid Fury
Not one that I would be on. I just kind of want to start a show for the girls, by the girls that is explicitly about hip hop, like the writing, rapping, performance experience, and then also the experience of being a woman in those spaces. I just. I feel like there needs to be an outlet for the girls to come in and talk about what it means to them and also just be unfiltered about their experiences in the industry, their experiences from the consumer. You know, it just feels like there are safe spaces for rap girls, and they're. They're rap to me because they have to be 20 times more entertaining. They have to look good, and they.
Crystal
Are more entertaining dancing and they.
Kid Fury
Exactly.
Crystal
And they are that, man. Imagine if we had standards for niggas, what a different world this would be. Yeah, can't fathom that. So, yeah, I just saw that Donald Trump is nominating Matt Gaetz to be his Attorney General. So shout out to everybody who said it Was no difference between the two parties because, girl, what a nigga. Who's texting little girls anyway? Anyway, y'all voted for this. That's going to wrap up this week's episode of the Read. Check us out. Black people just going to take care of each other, child, because we didn't. We didn't ask for this.
Kid Fury
Are we supposed to go on some sort of a journey and collect enchanted items? God. Like, what is this? Are we preparing for some sort of like. Okay.
Crystal
Yes. I did also want to say thank you to everybody who sent me tips on how to fix the photo app in the new iOS. It's not perfect. It's not perfect, but it is better than that default bullshit.
Kid Fury
So mine's still the same.
Crystal
Thank y'all for helping auntie because you didn't update your iOS work, and you just need to leave it that way. I'm telling you, it's so annoying. It's so irritating. But, yes, Check us out on social media at. This is the read shop, the read.com, i believe, for our merchandise. Anything else from you before we head out, friend?
Kid Fury
Yes. Speaking of merch, we've got some new stuff coming at you early next year that I'm very excited about. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave that and then Texas, it's time. I'll be in Houston on Friday, and I'll be in Dallas on Saturday. You can get tickets@lifeisbettertour.com if you want to come and hear me tell jokes about dark shit. It's gonna be fun. It is fun. And I'm so excited to be back in Texas because it's always. It's just always blast and the niggas be nigging.
Crystal
You should go while it's still legal to be gay there. Have a good time. Have a good, good fun time.
Kid Fury
Three months left, I guess.
Crystal
I mean, that's what they asked for.
Kid Fury
Listen, I'll be in New Orleans next week, the 21st, I believe. And then I'll see you in Miami on the first lifeisbettertour.com go to patreon.com kidfury for more exclusive content, including a fun reveal that just happened and lots more to come. And I feel like I'm forgetting something that's probably not important.
Crystal
Okay, well, take care of yourselves, y'all. We will see y'all next week.
Kid Fury
Remind your nigga to wash behind his ears and his navel if you have to.
Crystal
Do that.
Kid Fury
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Podcast Summary: The Read – Episode "No Parking" (November 14, 2024)
Hosted by Kid Fury and Crissle from the Loud Speakers Network, "The Read" delivers a candid and humorous take on hip-hop and pop culture, intertwined with personal anecdotes as the hosts navigate life in New York City.
Kid Fury's Dream and Newborn Joy (02:02 - 05:11)
Kid Fury shares a heartfelt story about his son, Camille, whom he believes "stepped out of a dream." He recounts dreaming about Camille before his birth and expresses overwhelming emotions upon meeting his newborn.
Crissle's Motherhood Journey (05:23 - 12:30)
Crissle discusses her experiences with motherhood, detailing her daughter's growing attachment and the emotional moments of picking her up from daycare. She also talks about her puppy, Lainey, and the routines they share, showcasing the blend of family and pet life that enriches their daily experiences.
Kid Fury's Self-Care and Mental Wellbeing (12:19 - 13:40)
Kid Fury reflects on his mental health, mentioning his efforts to stay active and trim down through exercise. He talks about embracing his heritage and resilience, preparing to "gather, scream, and petition against any upcoming fuckery" while celebrating himself and his community.
Grammy Nominations and Beyoncé's Dominance (21:45 - 26:27)
Kid Fury and Crissle delve into the Grammy nominations, highlighting Beyoncé's historic achievement of becoming the most nominated artist of all time, surpassing Jay-Z. They discuss the implications of her success and share their admiration for her enduring legacy.
Emerging Black Excellence (27:26 - 38:17)
The hosts celebrate figures like Carla Renata (the Kirby Critic) and Ariana Grande's contributions, discussing their impact in various entertainment sectors. They commend Ariana and Cynthia Erivo's sincere interactions with critics and their stellar performances.
Megan Thee Stallion's Documentary and Industry Pressures (98:11 - 107:30)
Crissle reviews Megan Thee Stallion's documentary, "In Her Words," focusing on Megan's personal struggles, including the loss of her parents and the immense pressures of the music industry. The hosts express empathy for Megan, criticizing the relentless demands placed on her and highlighting the need for better mental health support for artists.
Artist Relations and Industry Dynamics (14:40 - 64:53)
Kid Fury and Crissle analyze recent events involving artists like Young Thug, Drake, and Lil Wayne. They discuss Young Thug's release from jail, his interactions with other artists, and his attempts to broker peace within the hip-hop community.
Trick Daddy's Terminology Debate (93:00 - 98:58)
The hosts address a controversial statement by Trick Daddy regarding the term "African American." They clarify the distinction between "Black American" and "African American," emphasizing cultural and ethnic diversity within the Black community.
Kodak Black's Political Involvement (88:43 - 91:42)
Kid Fury critiques Kodak Black's support for President Trump, noting the backlash and canceled events following the election. He laments the disconnect between artists' political affiliations and their fanbases, underscoring the complexities of navigating politics within the hip-hop scene.
Adrienne's Parking Ticket Dilemma (78:11 - 86:38)
Adrienne seeks advice on handling a parking ticket incurred by her older brother while using her car. She explains the circumstances where her brother parked illegally, received a ticket, and now faces increased fines. Both hosts empathize with her situation, offering practical solutions.
Dating App Fatigue and Recommendations (60:11 - 75:00)
Crissle promotes the dating app "Field," emphasizing its focus on self-discovery and inclusivity with over 20 sexuality and gender identities. Kid Fury expresses his fatigue with traditional dating apps, appreciating Field's unique approach to fostering genuine connections without the pressure to swipe constantly.
Upcoming Events and Future Plans (110:09 - 111:38)
Kid Fury announces upcoming live shows in Texas and Miami, encouraging listeners to attend his performances. Crissle teases new merchandise and expresses excitement for future episodes, maintaining the podcast's engaging and community-driven vibe.
"[02:07] Crystal: No, it was. That was very beautiful."
"[14:44] Kid Fury: How did that happen? Wasn't this a polling?"
"[33:14] Kid Fury: All righty. So let's move into a pop culture segment that we call Hot Tops."
"[75:00] Kid Fury: Okay, well."
In this episode titled "No Parking," Kid Fury and Crissle blend personal narratives with sharp critiques of current pop culture phenomena. From celebrating new life and navigating motherhood to dissecting Grammy controversies and addressing listener concerns, the hosts maintain their trademark humor and authenticity. Their candid discussions on industry pressures, political affiliations of artists, and the evolution of terminology within the Black community provide listeners with both entertainment and insightful commentary.
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