Podcast Summary: The Read – "Some Things Are Sacred" (November 13, 2025)

Hosts: Kid Fury and Crissle West
Podcast: The Read (Loud Speakers Network)
Episode Title: Some Things Are Sacred
Date: November 13, 2025

Overview

In this episode, Kid Fury and Crissle bring their signature blend of sharp wit, pop culture insight, and authentic friendship to the table. From celebrity news and pop culture trailers to social commentary, hilarious personal anecdotes, and heartfelt listener advice, the hosts cover a range of hot topics. True to their enduring mantra, “no one is safe from shade—unless you’re Beyoncé or Blue Ivy,” the duo dives deep and keeps the laughs coming. The episode also spotlights the nuances of friendship, living in New York, and the little things that can spark big debates—especially when it comes to sacred hair products.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Beyoncé's Support for Kelly Rowland & Carter Family Love

• [01:52–03:26]
  • Beyoncé wears “All Access” credentials at Kelly Rowland’s event, delighting both hosts.
  • "If anybody could get away with not doing [credentials], it would be that bitch." – Kid Fury [02:07]
  • Praise for Beyoncé supporting her loved ones in a genuine, public way, and a humorous aside about Blue Ivy’s ability to handle things.

2. Anecdotes on Celebrity Interactions

• [03:27–05:12]
  • Discussion of Ms. Tina Knowles’ Instagram mishap and the Kardashians’ popularity among celebrity circles—even if Kid Fury and Crissle don’t get the appeal.
  • "They seem… we hate them, but they seem to be popular amongst other rich people.” – Kid Fury [03:27]
  • Side stories about Kim Kardashian organizing exclusive screenings for her kids and explanations of Kardashian kids' names.

3. Critical Role Voice Acting & Shout-out

• [05:27–06:19]
  • Crissle expresses interest in voicing a role for Dispatch, poking fun at her ambitions.
  • Lighthearted banter about celebrity casting and Jeffrey Wright.

4. Black Excellence: SZA’s Charitable Work

• [06:19–08:41]
  • SZA teamed up with LA's John & Vinny's restaurant to donate 1,400 meals to SNAP recipients affected by program cuts and shutdowns.
  • Crissle lauds SZA’s heartfelt actions over musical achievements.
  • "Everybody has to eat. Everyone needs food every day." – Kid Fury [08:28]
  • Humorous detour to SZA and Nicki Minaj’s (social media) antics.

5. Hot Tops: Pop Culture Breakdown

A. Tiny Harris’ Daughter, Eris, Goes Viral for Singing

• [09:09–11:13]
  • Major Girl (Tiny) posted a gospel cover by her daughter, Eris.
  • Both hosts are charmed by the young talent—expressing delight and humor at transforming “Folded” by Kehlani into gospel.
  • "She’s a confident little singing thing." – Crissle West [10:06]

B. Movie Trailers Teasers and Commentaries

• [11:26–22:35]
  • Toy Story 5:
    • Both hosts react with surprise at yet another sequel.
    • The teaser involves the toys’ horror at a new “Lily Pad” iPad toy.
    • "Bring back the dolls and figurines and the play kitchens and all that stuff.” – Kid Fury [12:53]
  • Super Mario Galaxy Movie Sequel:
    • Chris Pratt’s continued role earns groans from both.
    • “He’s a meatball… he didn’t ruin it for me, but he was the weakest.” – Crissle [16:59]
    • Both reminisce on gaming references and the joy the films bring younger audiences.
  • Devil Wears Prada Sequel Teaser:
    • Enthusiastic reactions to the trailer and its cast; the dramatic reunion (“Miranda… took you long enough”) is a highlight.
    • “I’m sat… That trailer alone let me know that those Academy Award winning bitches read that script and were like, oh yeah, this’ll do.” – Crissle [21:13]

6. LA’s Brandi & Monica Concert & Observing Black Joy

• [22:35–23:17]
  • Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, Queen Latifah, and even Rihanna spotted supporting Brandi and Monica. The event signals community unity and mutual support.

7. Living Single Rewatch & New York Stories

• [23:17–26:46]
  • Queen Latifah’s recent appearance on the "Reliving Single" podcast prompts a loving, nostalgic recap of the show's impact—particularly how well it’s aged.
  • Discussion of navigating New York as Black transplants (Kid Fury, Miami; Crissle, Oklahoma City).
  • Anecdotes about unique NY struggles, like Brooklyn-Manhattan travel and high city fees.

8. Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, & Euphoria Rumors

• [26:46–32:08]
  • Rumored tension: Zendaya allegedly refuses to do Euphoria press with Sydney Sweeney due to political differences and cringe-inducing ad campaigns.
    • "I’m Zendaya. Not only do I not want to, I don’t have to." – Kid Fury [28:20]
  • General apathy about the show's return due to long hiatus and behind-the-scenes drama.

9. Wendy Williams’ Health Updates, Paternity Mess

• [34:31–39:50]
  • Wendy’s diagnosis possibly changing—sparking speculation, skepticism, and a nuanced discussion of the reporting’s reliability.
  • Tangent on child support controversies involving Stefan Diggs and the endless cycle of online baby mama drama.

10. Pop Culture Potpourri: Clarissa Shields, Summer Walker, and More

• [39:50–49:16]
  • Clarissa Shields denies engagement rumors to rapper Papoose.
  • Crissle and Kid Fury discuss Summer Walker’s album rollout, thematic stagnation in her music, and the challenge for female artists to move beyond “heartbreak” narratives.
    • "It gets to a point where it’s like…when do we grow up and get strict and stop letting niggas play us like this?" – Kid Fury [45:24]
  • Hilarious digression into Keisha Cole’s discography, memes, and celebrity relationships.

11. Antonio Brown’s Legal Woes

• [49:36–55:32]
  • Recap of Antonio Brown’s shooting, alleged fugitive stint in Dubai, and arrest for attempted murder.
  • Commentary on patterns of self-destructive behavior, public mental health spirals, and legal absurdity.

12. Diddy (Sean Combs) in Jail: Rule-breaking & Privilege

• [56:22–65:37]
  • Reports of Diddy breaking prison rules, getting sweet treatment, and working as a chaplain’s assistant to earn special favors.
  • Cynicism about celebrity privilege: “The rules literally don’t apply to them.”
  • Observations on wealth, class, and inequity in the criminal justice system.
    • "He don’t even care to pretend to be humiliated… He’s in there having a good time." – Kid Fury [63:51]

Listener Letters

1. Roommate Drama: “Don’t Touch My Sacred!”

• [76:01–86:17]
  • A listener discovers her roommate used Beyoncé’s luxury hair product, Sacred, without asking.
  • Advice: Express clear boundaries; petty Venmo requests not recommended.
    • "If I walk in the bathroom after your shower and I smell Sacred, I’m going to smell an ass-whooping coming next." – Kid Fury [85:00]
  • Echoes the episode’s title and theme: some things (especially Black girl hair care) are sacred.

2. Listener in Messy Co-Parenting Situation

• [88:06–102:47]
  • Woman’s ex-boyfriend cheated during her pregnancy; his girlfriend’s friends expose him to her sisters via social media.
  • Advice: Focus holidays on her 1-year-old, maintain boundaries, plan an exit, and know family drama is survivable—even relatable.
    • "At 1 year of age, everything is magic… Just start creating a winter wonderland now." – Crissle [91:56]

3. Weed Dispensary Preferences

• [69:52–75:52]
  • Chat about favorite ways to consume weed (edibles, tinctures, vaping); practical tips for (safely) taking weed on vacation.
  • Dream “blunt rotations” with celebrities.

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none." – Crissle, quoting SZA’s Instagram [07:00]
• "You don't get to tell me… what the algorithm said you would like." – Crissle, on Hulu/Disney UI changes [117:01]
• "If anybody could get away with not doing [the backstage lanyard], it would be that bitch." – Kid Fury on Beyoncé [02:07]
• "I'm Zendaya. Not only do I not want to, I don't have to. Literally no one can make me." – Kid Fury [28:20]
• "I can take some of that, but it does get to a point with me where I’m like, alright, let’s talk about something else." – Kid Fury, on heartbreak music [49:16]
• "If I walk in the bathroom after your shower and I smell Sacred, I'm going to smell an ass-whooping on you next." – Kid Fury [85:00]

Timestamps for Notable Segments

• Beyoncé & Kelly Rowland/Blue Ivy banter: [01:52–03:26]
• SZA’s Black Excellence: [06:19–08:41]
• Pop Culture Trailers (Toy Story, Mario, Devil Wears Prada): [11:26–22:35]
• Living Single & Black sitcoms: [23:17–26:46]
• Zendaya/Sydney Sweeney/Euphoria: [26:46–32:08]
• Diddy, Prison Privilege, and Criminal Justice: [56:22–65:37]
• Listener Letter - Sacred hair products: [76:01–86:17]
• Listener Letter - Holiday Co-Parenting: [88:06–102:47]

Tone & Style

The conversation is casual, direct, and brimming with colloquial humor—frequently oscillating between sharp cultural critique, affectionate Black cultural references, and irreverent ribbing. As always, the tone is uncompromisingly authentic, equal parts supportive and shady.

Conclusion

“Some Things Are Sacred” serves as a quintessential Read episode: witty, insightful, and deeply relatable. The episode centers on sacredness—whether that’s supportive friendships (like Beyoncé and Kelly), the inviolability of your $50 conditioner, or the importance of doing right by community. It reminds listeners that some boundaries are worth defending, but laughter is always up for sharing.

For More:
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Kid Fury: patreon.com/kidfury

(Summary compiled and timestamped by AI; direct quotes attributed by speaker and time code.)