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Kifuri
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Crystal
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Kifuri
Happy.
Crystal
When he washed like sins away, our sins, your sins, and even their sins. Welcome back to the show. I'm coming out. I want the world to know and.
Kifuri
I am just one win away from total sports nirvana.
Crystal
Where was I watching the game yesterday?
Kifuri
Just one win.
Crystal
I was watching the game yesterday. Oh yeah, I was watching the. I think the last one and I don't know, it was when they were two. Two. Was that Monday?
Kifuri
Yeah, that was Monday. You know as much as Stephen A. Smith does. So this is great. And.
Crystal
Yeah, they were on like the third. Y' all were up. Y' all were up by like 30 points or something.
Kifuri
It wasn't no damn 30.
Crystal
Y' all were. Yeah. And it was like the. I think it was maybe the second or third quarter, but I didn't finish watching it. But I was just like, yeah, this is for Crystal. It was going in the right direction.
Kifuri
It really was. I was at the game losing my mind. Oh my God. It's nothing like Loud City. It's nothing like Oklahoma City home games. Like we are just a top tier best environment, period. When I tell you I think we hit 110 decibels, we hit 110 decibels in that arena on Wednesday night. Yes, it was incredible.
Crystal
That's.
Kifuri
Y' all need to understand.
Crystal
That's fucking awesome.
Kifuri
Oklahoma City do not have. And I. And I'm saying this with all love and sincerity. We do not have not one better thing to do than go to Thunder games. Not so the whole state is turned up for the Thunder. It was just so good to be home. It was so good to be at the game and with my niggas.
Crystal
No, Shay, that's why a lot of. A lot of states, like, are so big on sports. Cause there aren't many other big sports.
Kifuri
It's the main attraction. Right, Right. So it was just. I felt like the team's good luck charm.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
I felt like I personally held Tyrese Haliburton of four points when that nigga. When that nigga shot a free throw. I think it was in the third or fourth quarter. And then all of a sudden, up on the screen, I was just like, wait, he has one point. Like, not for the quarter, for the game. I did this. I, I. With my. I couldn't. I got mind control over that nigga like Debo. And so.
Crystal
I knew you were gonna say that.
Kifuri
It's true. Just one. I am one win away. My God.
Crystal
Oh, it'll happen.
Kifuri
Titties hurt thinking about it, but. Oh, yes, come.
Crystal
This is the reason that amount of noise is amazing.
Kifuri
It was really. It was. It's just everybody screaming and they give us. They give you folded up fans. Like, give you paper fans. Oh.
Crystal
To make additional noise.
Kifuri
Yes, yes. So it's 18,000 fans smacking in addition to everybody screaming. Like.
Crystal
American Airlines arena used to do that shit during the finals too. Especially for people who are sitting on, like, the away team's side or like, by the basket.
Kifuri
Oh, yeah.
Crystal
You know, anytime they have a free.
Kifuri
We have those.
Crystal
Those, like, wacky, inflatable. Just ignorant.
Kifuri
Yep.
Crystal
And I'm like, that has to be effective.
Kifuri
I mean, I think it really depends on the player. But every time we do stuff like that and they miss, it's like, this is why I do it. This is why I do it. This is why, like, just on the off chance that you're gonna miss. So, I mean, I expected. I really did expect the Pacers to give it. They all. It's the finals. Like, of course they were, but we just won more win. And I think Halliburton is injured and might not even play tomorrow. So. Yeah, hold on.
Crystal
Fave rub Lane for good luck.
Kifuri
Got to. But yeah.
Crystal
How is she with teeth brushing.
Kifuri
Not great. She doesn't like it. I had to get her a little powder to put on top of, like, the little plakoff powder. I have that. But we went to the vet the other day, and they were like, yeah, you gotta. They were like, show me how you do it. And the vet tech was like, okay, no, yeah. So he showed me how to do it better. But they, you know, they said, give it another six months, and then they'll put her under, clean her teeth. It's just stage one, I guess, of plaque or whatever. But they were like, we're gonna go ahead, you know, clean this up for her in a few months. And then you brush how we showed you to brush.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
If not every day, then every other day. And I was like, okay, I could do that. But thinking that the little toothpaste was doing something, it wasn't thinking that little finger. Cause Lainey's so small. It was the little rubber thing with the bristles that you just slide.
Crystal
I was that when she was a puppy, too.
Kifuri
Yeah, yeah. No, I had to go in and get her a real toothbrush. They said, you need to stop playing. I'm like, okay. Everything else on her was, like, spotless, flawless, perfect. So I'm like, okay, this is the one area where mommy needs to tighten up. Yeah. She's not a fan. She's not a fan.
Crystal
Babylink was the same thing. Go to the vet. Everything else, 100%. You're doing a great job. You're doing a great job. These teeth. These teeth. And it wasn't, like, bad, but it was the same thing where I had to learn how to properly brush them. And also, Link is like, this is where the buck stops. I'm sorry. I need these. I don't trust you. You see? Close. I like it.
Kifuri
The tech said. The tech was like, there are some dogs who just won't let you do it. And in that case, you just have to bring them into us. And I'm like, okay, if. If she won't let me, then fine. But I'm. I'm going to do my best. I am going to try. But they were.
Crystal
You do the more they'll probably hopefully get used to it.
Kifuri
But. Well, she's very good about it. Like, when Kia was here a couple weeks ago, I was combing Lainey out, like, doing her little nighttime routine, and she was like, that dog really just sits there and takes it while you sit there and comb and brush and spray. She has no choice. It's been this way since the first Night she got here. So she knows.
Crystal
Well, Link loves that part of grooming. She loves combing. She loves getting her hair brushed. I feel like it's probably similar to getting scratches.
Kifuri
Oh, maybe so. Lainey doesn't. I don't think she loves it. But she will sit there, and she knows there. It isn't optional. You.
Crystal
Yeah. Like, let me just. There are some things with Lang where. Like baths. Link has gotten to the point where the bath. I can walk out the bathroom and go get something or whatever, and she'll just sit in the tub and wait for a few minutes. Whereas before, the moment that she touched the water, she was like, this is insanity. Why do you hate me? I'm plotting an escape. The moment that you turn your back, I'm jumping out of this tub.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Now she's chilling.
Kifuri
Yeah, she. I think the issue with bass for Lainey wasn't really so much the water as it is the blow dryer. She does not like that. But she's gotten used to it. She's gotten used to it. Cause the groomer. The groomer, when I took her, I was like, she gonna fight y' all on them nails, and she gonna fight y' all with that blow dryer. And when I picked her up, they were like, she was great. No problem at all. No notes. What are you talking about? And I was like, oh. So she just. You show out for me. That's what that is. Okay, fine. I'll let the groomer clip your nails then. Nigga, I'm not trying to fight you. I'm really not groomed.
Crystal
Whatever.
Kifuri
The groomer can do it then. Nigga, that's how you gonna act.
Crystal
All right, let's do some black excellence today. I want to give black excellence to a couple of people. First of all, the FIFA World Cup, FIFA Club World cup is having their first ever halftime show for the finals. It will be taking place on 13 July at the MetLife Stadium in the newest jersey.
Kifuri
Really?
Crystal
Yeah. And headlining will be one Thames.
Kifuri
Oh, work.
Crystal
Oh, I love that Tem's football jersey. I wish I could go. Tem is legitimately outside of me, loving pretty much every song she makes. Indescribable beauty just.
Kifuri
Just really is beautiful.
Crystal
Apparently, J. Balvin will also be there performing. And Doja Cat, I know the area's gonna lose their shit for J. Balvin.
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
Yes. Winning global superstar Doja Cat feels kind of like the odd one out, I guess, you know, world. So we got an American.
Kifuri
Yes.
Crystal
We've got a goddess from Africa.
Kifuri
Yeah. I Think she's Nigerian.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
And Joe Balvin is Colombian.
Crystal
Oh, is he?
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
I was about to lie, honey. Thank you for correcting me.
Kifuri
What was she gonna say? Puerto Rican.
Crystal
I sure was. So sorry to my Colombianos.
Kifuri
That's Bad Bunny.
Crystal
Oh, yes. Bad Bunny. Ugh. That's what I have a question.
Kifuri
I love him some. Did you see his post about ice? He posted about these motherfuckers and was like, look at these sorry sons of bitches. I'm paraphrasing out here doing Satan's work. I saw them chew. No, I didn't. I saw TikTok chew her the fuck up. That's what I saw. TikTok immediately said, now wait a minute, bitch. It wasn't even six months ago. Dumb bitch.
Crystal
Whoa.
Kifuri
Yeah, that I did see. It's been quite the week for Trump and his fuckery, shenanigans, etc.
Crystal
Bad bunny bashes Ice, Sons of bitches and videos. I told you.
Kifuri
Told you. I love him. Oh, I love him.
Crystal
Delicious. Okay. Also, I wanted to honor Ananda Lewis in black excellence.
Kifuri
Oh, man.
Crystal
We unfortunately lost Ananda Lewis this past week at the age of 52. She was battling breast cancer at stage four. She was dealing with cancer for a while that she was open with us about. And this is it broke my heart when this thing came across. Notifications. I love Ananda Lewis. She was one of my favorite favorite faces and voices on TV when I was a kid.
Kifuri
Same.
Crystal
She joined MTV as a VJ in 1997. She was hosting shows like Total Request Live, TRL for Kids at home. TRL was a show that used to come on something called Music Television. And what would happen on trl? Total Request Live is like young people like yourselves would request music videos and then Total Request Live would make a countdown from the votes from 10 to 1 on the best videos of the week. Was TRL daily or was it weekly?
Kifuri
No, it was daily.
Crystal
It was so every day they would have these music videos. Carson Daly, who's now on all the other. Not today, gma. I think it's on Good Morning America now.
Kifuri
Oh, wow.
Crystal
And lots of the other VJs went on to go do a number of things. Lala, Ananda, many of them. So Ananda was host for TRL. She was on Hot Zone. New York Times in 99, called her hip hop. The hip hop generation's reigning it girl. She was that girl. She was the diva. She had the Ananda Lewis show on MTV in 2001. One of the only VMAs who just had Their own show named after them. She went on to do things for the insider television gigs for While youe Were Out. America's Hot Dog. She went on to becoming a contractor and skilled in carpenting. She's just kind of. Yeah, an it girl. A face, a voice always poised and classy and sexy and smart and fashionable and trendy and just kind of one of those people. It felt like when you were watching TRL and watching MTV during that day, you wanted to be friends with her. You wanted her to be your homegirl. You felt like she was gonna give you good advice and tell you that shirt doesn't go with them pants.
Kifuri
It definitely gave, like, cool older cousin to me. Yes, very much so. So it was. I mean, I remember when she followed me on Twitter, and I was just like, ananda Lewis follows me. Like, it was like a moment for me. Like, I really cared a lot. And when I told. When I said I was from Tulsa, she was like, I got people from Tulsa. Maybe we're cousins. And so in my mind, Ananda Lewis has been my cousin since then. Yes. So this new. I mean, when she was talking about having cancer, and there's been a lot of conversation about, like, the fact that she chose alternative methods to treat it and how that sort of ultimately, you know, culminated in this. There's a lot of debate about that, but I think Ananda herself spoke about it more than enough. The things she regretted and, you know, the reasons why she did the things she did. But as far as I'm concerned, she's gone now. So I'll. I'm. I'm just extending the deepest of sympathies to her family, to her son, to everybody who really knew her and loved her and. Yeah. Hoping. Because she, you know, she talked about the importance of, you know, get out there and get. Go get your breasts examined every year and, like, do this, do that. So I hope people take that message away from it and just take some time to really reflect on, like. Like, you said the it Girl thing. I don't know which publication you said called her an it Girl, but that's it. That's really. Yes. I cannot think of a better phrase. Like, when you think of turn of the century influencers in. In popular culture, before we called them influencers, Ananda was absolutely.
Crystal
Yeah, yeah.
Kifuri
So, I mean, to only be 52, it's like, wow, the things you accomplished in your. In your lifetime were just so impressive. And.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
Yeah, it was. It's just very sad. Very sad. Rest in peace, girl. An icon. Like, I Looked up. I looked up to it. So much.
Crystal
Icon.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
So, okay, let's get into the segment that I call the Hot Box, where I talk about wherever the I want.
Kifuri
Because it's our show and not yours.
Crystal
Thank you. You got it.
Kifuri
I do.
Crystal
All right, so first of all, trailers and clips all over the place. Have you seen any for this new Ironheart show? Will you be watching?
Kifuri
I'm gonna be real. I do not know what that means. Hold on, hold on. Wait. Robert Downey Jr. Wrote up close.
Crystal
So Close.
Kifuri
He wrote a post about the girl who's in the Iron Heart.
Crystal
Yes, he did.
Kifuri
Yes. Saying good job, I think, and we're happy and proud of you.
Crystal
Yes, he did.
Kifuri
So I saw that.
Crystal
And he saw that, too.
Kifuri
He. Is he in that.
Crystal
Woman? Oh.
Kifuri
Oh, okay. Yes. Yeah, No, I did. I don't know what you're talking about. Riri Williams, is she Ironheart?
Crystal
Yeah. What?
Kifuri
I thought she was going to be like the Black Pantheress or something next to Shuri.
Crystal
No. Oh, okay, that's fair. Since, like.
Kifuri
Yeah, but. Oh, it's that same girl. Okay.
Crystal
Yeah, it's the same girl.
Kifuri
Okay, fine.
Crystal
And Anthony Ramos is in it. I think he's playing a villain or co villain, which is going to be interesting.
Kifuri
It will. Okay.
Crystal
I'm honestly watching it. I was already familiar with her and I also saw Black Panther 2 and liked her in that. So I'm excited to see how this is going to turn out. Shea Coulee is in it.
Kifuri
I was about to say the one Shea is in.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
I'm like, these words. At first I was thinking Braveheart, and then I'm like, no, that's a movie from.
Crystal
Yeah, that makes sense too.
Kifuri
Yes. Because Shay just posted about it the other day, so, yes, I absolutely will see it, if for no other reason than Ms. Shea.
Crystal
I'm so excited for it. It's good. Marvel's films and shows are kind of like whatever these days. Like, even the good ones are. Like, that was a fine, good show that existed on its own. I guess a part of the excitement used to be, this is great. And also it's connected to this other thing. Or it's leading up to one thing. Thanos is gonna get here or something. It's lost, like a lot of the kind of luster, but every now and then you still get an Agatha all along, which is fantastic.
Kifuri
It was so fun.
Crystal
Where did they go from here? Maybe nowhere, but it was good. So that's why I'm hoping for at least that with Ironheart, because the Character deserves it. The actors deserve it.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
And it looks like it's gonna be fine. I think it comes out next week. Yeah, it's next Tuesday, like right around the corner. Then they have a Fantastic Four movie coming out soon after starring support the dolls.
Kifuri
What?
Crystal
Pedro Pascal's Mr. Oh, okay. Okay.
Kifuri
Yeah, I knew that. I didn't know that. I did not know that.
Crystal
And then that's going to lead into the next Avengers movie where Robert Downey Jr. Is playing Dr. Doom. Remember how we talked about Jonathan Major's losses? Thanos 2. And they gave it to Robert Downey Jr. Who they gave millions of dollars to already to play Iron Man.
Kifuri
Oh, boy. Oh, is Ironheart Iron Man's daughter? Oh, okay. I thought I was really cracking the case. Well, so none of this is. This is not real.
Crystal
No, she's Ironheart. Riri is just a really, really, really smart girl. She's an incredible genius mind that is familiar with Iron man and his suit and was like, oh, I could do that. And so she builds one.
Kifuri
Oh, correct.
Crystal
And in the comics and stuff, because she builds it. I think comic nerds will correct me, but I think like she flies it and then gets Tony's attention and he's like, who the fuck?
Kifuri
Right?
Crystal
And tracks her down. Then is essentially like, oh, you're tea. I'll help you if you need any. And she's like, I'm good.
Kifuri
So then she becomes like, I didn't reach out. Yeah, I. I didn't.
Crystal
I wasn't asking.
Kifuri
Thank you so much.
Crystal
So she's Ironheart.
Kifuri
Okay. Yeah.
Crystal
So that's kind of, I think, part of why Robert Downey Jr also did this cute little like. Hey, that's kind of what happens in the comics. She doesn't go to Wakanda.
Kifuri
But not yet.
Crystal
Yeah, not yet. Not in the comics that I. As far as I know. Still really cool what they did in that movie. Cool suit.
Kifuri
I wanted her and Shuri to kiss.
Crystal
Of course you did.
Kifuri
I wanted something gay.
Crystal
And I'm mad that now I could have. I see. I didn't before. Now I'm mad. I could. I see that. That could have happened. You're so stupid.
Kifuri
I am fun, though.
Crystal
Maybe she'll kiss a girl in Ironheart the show or something.
Kifuri
Does the character have a sexual orient orientation?
Crystal
I don't remember her having a love interest in the comics, but somebody will correct me on that too.
Kifuri
Well, they normally do give you a love interest in tv.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
Movies. Because people have a hard time watching without one. Not me, but y' all right. I really don't need it. Because if you. You done built this suit and all that, we could sit here and talk about science and fighting bad guys or whatever it is you do for the whole show. For what? To slow you down.
Crystal
You can fly, right?
Kifuri
You talking about you wish you could go on a date? You can go anywhere on this planet a date. Oh. But, yeah, I definitely will watch.
Crystal
Megan Marle has a podcast. Oh, I don't know about this.
Kifuri
I thought you was gonna talk about that video of her pregnant, 12 in the delivery. Oh, okay. Okay, work.
Crystal
So she has this podcast, and on the. I guess on one of the latest episodes of the podcast, she discussed the response she got from a video is dropped about two weeks or so ago. Excuse me. So their daughter, Lily.
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
Is four. Or just turned four.
Kifuri
Wow.
Crystal
Right? That's.
Kifuri
I feel like she just had that baby.
Crystal
What are you talking about? I thought. I feel like she just had the boy.
Kifuri
It's pandemic. It's the pandemic.
Crystal
It is.
Kifuri
What do you mean? You had a baby four years ago? No, you had that baby last year.
Crystal
She posts, like, these Instagram dedications to her and. And whatnot. Cute pictures on the beach, daddy holding her as newborn, so on, so forth. Maybe at this video of her pregnant in the hospital room or whatever. Quite a luxurious hospital room, I guess.
Kifuri
I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
Crystal
And in the video, she's. I mean, just big. You guys know that pregnancy blows me over. Like, it is such a phenomenal thing.
Kifuri
It's something.
Crystal
And so she's in the video basically about to, I guess, go into labor, get ready for labor. And Harry plays this song, and she does what they call the baby mama dance. And she starts to just. People are calling her twerking. I don't really know why.
Kifuri
Well, she's, you know, she. Because she's half black, but she's really just more like popping her hips a little bit.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
But you can barely even see it because, again, she's all body. Like, she's all midsection. It's just belly and like this giant mumu. So.
Crystal
Right.
Kifuri
Apparently people got up, oh, baby. Oh, baby. You know, anything she does, the royal. The stands of the royal family, they hate her so bad. So anything she does, they are ready to jump all over it.
Crystal
It's really because she's half black.
Kifuri
Mm. Yep. That's exactly.
Crystal
She's never done anything to me.
Kifuri
Nope. Nope.
Crystal
Like, they kind of. The family and all of them. The people are actually inside pretty much established that they don't like Her. Because she black.
Kifuri
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's. It's black, right? Black and American. That's exactly what I was going to say. Like, wow, you really went digging deep in the trash. They just can't believe Harry brought back.
Crystal
Maybe. I can't stand y' all so bad and all of your ancient inbred that I just wanted to go do something else.
Kifuri
I said, you know what, Lord, show me the opposite of this.
Crystal
Anyway. People couldn't stand this lady having the nerve to, I don't know, shimmy and have a good time. She goes through one of the most traumatic alien, like, experiences that your body or that body can go through.
Kifuri
Right.
Crystal
That pissed the girls off. So she goes onto her podcast where she speaks very softly and said, gina, you know, that's what she does.
Kifuri
She does that Netflix shows. Oh, you guys, it's really, really lovely.
Crystal
That has a flower, petals and just a little bit of turmeric.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Magic opens up in the world like a Disney princess. It's just. Yes. Like narrating a National Geographic thing about flowers. Right. Okay. She said, you have to be authentic. That was four years ago. It's also a really great reminder that with all the noise or whatever people do, there's still a whole life, a real, authentic, fun life that's happening behind the scenes. And I'm grateful now being back on social media, on social as well. I have a place where I can share it on my own terms. So again, it felt like such a. Like, I don't know, like a conference room ass response to a thing you didn't care about.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Or a thing that, like, didn't bother.
Kifuri
You, at least, because you had to know, putting it out. People were gonna act like that. Like, Megan knows that she is hated.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
She knows that she is truly, deeply despised by millions of people. So, I mean, yeah, I think I would have had a similar reaction. Like, here y' all go.
Crystal
How can you.
Kifuri
Here y' all go.
Crystal
She's essentially just saying that with. That is a reminder that, look, this is not my first child, and this was not the day I discovered that people don't like me.
Kifuri
Right.
Crystal
So that is a reminder that throughout all of that, I' ma shake my hips and my. You know, do my little dance. Like, I'm. Ha. I have a life, and it's pretty nice. Oh, well, good for you, I guess.
Kifuri
I mean, yes. Literally, that good for you. Please block out the rest of these insane people as much as you can, because they are not well. Hey, y' all. This episode of the Read is brought to you by Squarespace. We love Squarespace over here at the Read. They are the number one all in one perfect platform to get your your website off and running okay. They give you everything you need to offer services and get paid all in one place. From consultations to events and experiences. Showcase your offerings with a customizable website designed to attract clients and grow your business. With Blueprint AI, Squarespace's AI Enhanced Website Builder, you can quickly create a personalized site that aligns with your brand and goals. Plus, Squarespace also streamlines your workflow with built in tools for appointment scheduling, email marketing, invoicing and seamless online payments to keep your business running smoothly and ensure you're paid on time. I do love Squarespace. We have been using Squarespace over here at the Read and for our own personal websites and different ventures for years and years now. Maybe almost 10 years because it is so easy to do. It's easy to sign up, easy to get a design together, and easy to start making money and showing off what you offer through Squarespace and their incredible website design capabilities. So if you're ready to launch your site, head to squarespace.com theread to start your free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code the read to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Again, that's squarespace.com the re a d let them know Kif here and Krystal sent you.
Crystal
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Kifuri
On. On Megan.
Crystal
No. Tiffany Pollard.
Kifuri
Oh, boy. Hmm. Okay. That's a bold statement.
Crystal
I don't know why. Where this came up or what I was thinking of. It wasn't. I wouldn't even talk about people, but just a couple of days ago, I was thinking, well, gorgeous devourers. Q. I think I was talking about food.
Kifuri
Okay.
Crystal
And I was just like, that lady is spectacular in what she has done for entertainment and television. She came into TV in a time where the reality. The reality diva, femme, you know, hot mess, femme, drama queen wasn't a thing like that.
Kifuri
I think she. She may have really paved that lane.
Crystal
But she did it in a way where it was like. Because joining a reality TV show wasn't a lick the way it is today or. Or looked at it. So those girls were really trying to get paid.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
And to figure out some form of stardom. Nobody was ten toes down and ready for the bullshit and to go and kiss Shrek like New New York was.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
That lady said, I didn't come here to become a star and to gain wealth. I came here because I am a star and you owe me wealth. And so. And like, nearly all of her one liners weren't even like her performing. She obviously knew there was camera. She obviously knew that she was making a show. And she obviously turned on the. We're making a show. But I think a lot of the stuff that she said were just things that came out of her mouth. It wasn't her just like setting up a joke. Like when she said, well, I don't really apologize because I don't make, you know, mistakes, but she was.
Kifuri
She meant that shit.
Crystal
Like what? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Not you. You can choke. Fantastic. And often imitated. Yes. Never duplicated. I just feel that. And if you are a professor and you have been like, oh, yeah, I've taught a class on New York already. Or we did New York and in our communications. Reach out, send us a letter. Let us know how that went. Because I know you did. People have included our fuck ass in classes before. For what?
Kifuri
Conversations about pop culture?
Crystal
Actually, probably better to me.
Kifuri
I mean, I don't know about better.
Crystal
But I mean, we talk about.
Kifuri
I see the. I can see it. I see it.
Crystal
That lady's fascinating to me. She just makes me. I just. Every time. And she never stop. She never fell off. She never fell off. She went back on Big Brother non stop quotes.
Kifuri
Oh, that's.
Crystal
Every time you like. She's just. Okay. Speaking of people often imitating. Never Duplicating. Well, this really ain't about Natalie none. It should be. Her brother got arrested. I know she had an older brother. Ronald Nunn was arrested at the Canadian border when Border Patrol found 78 pounds of marijuana in his truck. And this is all because, as reports say, Ronald took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Kifuri
Wait, he wasn't even trying to go.
Crystal
Not at Albuquerque. No, he wasn't trying to.
Kifuri
I was about to say, please shut the fuck up.
Crystal
No, he wasn't trying to.
Kifuri
He wasn't even trying to go. To get. That's much worse for some reason. Why would you. Okay.
Crystal
Apparently he's from here in California as well. He was arrested by Customs and border protection with 78 pounds of marijuana after he made. He said he made a wrong turn onto the peace bridge on Sunday. So he was driving a rental truck. Duh. Following directions on his phone. Waze will get you ways. Will get you ways. Waze said, I know what's in this truck, bitch. Let me tell you where you're going. I mean, to jail.
Kifuri
Is there no sign that says, hey, last exit till Canada, like, right? Do you. Does this happen a lot where people. Did you smoke some accidentally? Go to hell. Were you under the. Because that would actually explain a lot. That would actually explain this whole fucking story.
Crystal
If I have 78 pounds of weed.
Kifuri
In my throat, I just. I'm not gonna know my direct. I'm gonna know where I'm going.
Crystal
I'm pulling out Matt Quest. I'm pulling out a fucking full scale library mat, bitch. I'm not getting lost with that amount of.
Kifuri
Where did you pick that weed up from? And why would you be that close to the border? Anywhere where you could acc.
Crystal
I have no idea.
Kifuri
I don't have. We don't have enough information here. But he told them his trunk was a nice.
Crystal
They said, nice try.
Kifuri
Show us.
Crystal
They found 60 vacuum sealed packages.
Kifuri
Oh, my God.
Crystal
He was processed and turned over to Buffalo.
Kifuri
Oh, no.
Crystal
Police. They say the marijuana was estimated $230,000 street value. He's expected to face felony charges of criminal possession.
Kifuri
Yeah, I was about to say that sounds like a cute little stack of felonies. God, that sounds just really stupid. That just sounds so, like. Like this just had to be so. So avoidable. How did you get.
Crystal
It feels like it could have been.
Kifuri
Avoided, like, fairly easily, too. You just don't. I. I think you were high. I think you smoked a couple of blunts and then said, let me head back. Oh, boy. I guess it runs in the family. Y' all just. Just do shit and just see what happened.
Crystal
Lil Wayne's son was on a YouTube interview where he alleges that his father wrote most of Drake's music. I don't know what to do with that. He's a rapper himself now. Lil Wayne's his dad, Nivea's his mom. He looks exactly like his father. Not just because he has long dreads over his face. This kid looks.
Kifuri
Oh, my God, I just googled him. He does. Wow.
Crystal
And, you know, fishing for clickbait, the person asked him, who's better, Lil Wayne or Drake? Like, you don't say anybody but your daddy unless you hate your daddy.
Kifuri
Right, Right.
Crystal
But he went Lil Wayne, of course. Like, my dad wrote almost all of his. His music. So he's like, there wouldn't be Drake without my father. And then he goes, well, there will be a Drake. He just wouldn't be where he is right now. This is like a third, fourth allegation that this nigga has ghostwriters, whatever. Which is like, okay, I know what I do now. Throw all the Drake songs I like in a bit. I don't fucking care. Like, I don't know what to do to do with. I mean, I also don't. I think Drake is a great rapper, but I haven't held him. Like, I don't have a shrine anywhere dedicated to his writing ability. So this isn't gonna, like, turn my world upside down.
Kifuri
I never thought Drake was a writer. I just truly never was under that impression. I've always assumed that there was a team of people helping Drake become popular. And I didn't care because Drake made pops, right?
Crystal
Yeah, Right.
Kifuri
As long as the song was, like, nice for what is still. It's still probably one of my top two favorite Drake songs of all time. I don't care who wrote it. It's good.
Crystal
It's good. I think a lot of those, like, a lot of our favorite ones, a lot of the melodies, a lot of the more up tempo bop ones are the ones that we didn't do a lot of writing on, like, hooks. But that was my thing. When I think back when me was saying, oh, he didn't write, I'm like, drake is a corporation. I doubt that he's written every single word, conceptualized every single thing, composed every beat and every flow. I don't care. I like the song. When it comes to Chipotle or whatever, I don't go to Chipotle, but you get what I'm saying.
Kifuri
I just don't. I just never Believed that Drake was some. You know, if you heard Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it. You know, I never, I never, never had that impression of Drake. So I actually don't even think he's all that great of a rapper. He just has enough talent combined with bops to be extremely successful. But is he like, Do I think Drake is an excellent rapper? No, he's good. I think he's good. Not great.
Crystal
I think he's an excellent lyricist. I don't think he's the best one, clearly, but I think he's an excellent lyricist. I don't see why people try to keep being like, well, he doesn't write, you know.
Kifuri
Yeah, because lyricists write. That's the whole point.
Crystal
Right. So it would be like, if that's not true, yikes. But I'm not gonna be like, we should kill him. Like, I'm. I would prefer him to stay away from girls that are 22.
Kifuri
Yeah. It's actually the weirdo underage shit that I think you should be strung up for, not whether you wrote those songs. I don't care.
Crystal
Write a song again, right?
Kifuri
I don't care. I don't believe you wrote Family Matters. I don't believe you wrote most. I don't think drake has done 50% or more of the writing on any song that he's ever had.
Crystal
I don't know.
Kifuri
I. Well, I mean, I'm pulling my ass, but I don't think.
Crystal
And Flo, I. I would say a lot of hooks and flow. He probably did not write or come up with like, especially the hit one. And that's fine. That is most rappers verses and a lot of those things. I'm not gonna say that. I feel like he writes all of them, but I don't feel like he doesn't write anything. I wouldn't. I would not be surprised if he has been given verses like here and rapped them before.
Kifuri
But I think he helps. I think he's in the room, you know, he might add a word or two or change the inflection on something.
Crystal
Period. Long story short, I don't think Drake writes everything.
Kifuri
Okay, yeah, same.
Crystal
And I think he would probably like you to think that he does.
Kifuri
I think that's true for every single rapper.
Crystal
Yeah, that. That last part is.
Kifuri
They would all like you to think that. I'm not shocked. Lil Wayne son said that.
Crystal
Yeah. He said it's all matter of fact too.
Kifuri
Yeah. He was like, obviously my dad wrote all that. And when you said it, I'm like, yeah. That. That tracks to me. I don't doubt that. I have no reason to not believe that. So, okay, sure.
Crystal
Well, one actor said that for Tyler Perry, this is the last straw. One Derek Dixon, has filed a lawsuit with Los Angeles Superior Court for at least $260 million in damages directed towards Tyler Perry. And this lawsuit is for sexual assault and harassment.
Kifuri
Nope.
Crystal
Oh, this is a crazy one. Okay, so this white man.
Kifuri
Oh, yes, I read every word of this lawsuit, all 46 pages. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you know, I have been waiting on this day.
Crystal
So this white man says that he was noticed first by Tyler Perry back in 2019. He was part of an event staff for a Tyler Perry party. Tyler noticed him and offered him an audition. He says he later appeared in. In the Tyler Perry series Ruthless, which I know. I know of that show because of a clip I saw online where one actor sniffs another actor's penis. I guess because the character wanted to know if the other character had sex. My mom does not like this show.
Kifuri
She shouldn't. I really feel like she should not. So that's great. That's, that's, that's, that's wonderful. She oughtn't sniffed another kid. Okay, all right, Tyler, this is. So this is him. This is what he does.
Crystal
Girl. No, literally, I saw this because I don't even know how long ago have you ever seen this. Ruthless is the one with a cult. And they have these like, robes on or whatever. And one guy is, I don't know why, but one guy's, I guess, accusing the other one of having sex. And he literally does the. The Yvette from Baby Boy thing. And the guy pulls his robe up. We get full frontal shot of a dick. And the other actor, you freaky frog, kneels down. You don't see him sniff it, like on camera, but he kneels down and you hear him sniff it. I just saw this clip on Twitter, like some years ago, and I was like, okay, sure, okay. They gave Tyler free reign to do this.
Kifuri
Now, the closet has been glass for a long, long time, girl. From day one. Actually, from day one, girl. From bootleg DVDs getting passed around college campuses, the closet has been glass. Okay, so, but this isn't about being gay.
Crystal
It isn't. Or Ruthless. He was on, I guess, two episodes of that. This man, Derek Dixon, he says he later appeared on Tyler's show, the Oval. I believe they said he did around 85 episodes of that show. He also says that he, like, became close or was getting close to Tyler. He was invited to Tyler's home in Atlanta, where he said one night there, he ended up getting so drunk that he passed out and slept in a guest room already. Not a great sign. He claims that Tyler got into the bed with him and began to touch his thighs. And Derek rejected the advances during that. He claims that the advances and the attempts kind of just kept going. As he was filming for the Oval, he would receive sexually suggestive text messages from Tyler a lot, including one I read that was, like. I read some of them were, like, really silly, but one I read actually kind of sent a shiver down my spine. Oh, he says that he had. Well, I guess, you know, there are screenshots of this and stuff in the document.
Kifuri
Yes, there are.
Crystal
One of them says, what's it going to take for you to have guiltless sex?
Kifuri
Yep.
Crystal
I'm like, what the Ari Aster fucking horror? Like, this is. What the fuck? How do you.
Kifuri
What? How.
Crystal
Is that a question? What?
Kifuri
What?
Crystal
Okay, I read that, and I was like, you. Okay. You write. So words are your job. You write a lot of thrillers.
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
You strung these. You put all of these words together and made this sentence in real life and sent it to a person in real life.
Kifuri
Mm. Mm. Mm. Did.
Crystal
Okay. Um, so, of course, Derek says he was trying to tiptoe around. Well, here's what the lawsuit says. Dixon did his best to tiptoe around Mr. Perry's sexual aggression while keeping on Mr. Perry's good side. Mrs. Perry made it clear to Dixon that if Dixon ignored Perry or failed to engage with sexual innuendos, Dixon's character would die. I mean, this is the character on Oval. He said that. I read he said that the character he played on the Oval. Of course, I don't watch. It was, like, a gay homeless person who would use his sexuality for, like, a place to stay all the time or like, to get his way. And Derek claims that Tyler told him that's what he was looking for in a sexual partner. Someone who, like, needed him. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yuck. Lawsuit says that Perry eventually assaulted Dixon on multiple occasions, including an instance where he forcibly pulled off Mr. Dixon's clothing, groped his buttocks, and attempted to force himself on Dixon. I think I read about this as well. It was, like, in a guest room or, I guess, house or something like that. And he told him, no, Tyler wasn't trying to hear that. But he says he was eventually able to de Escalate the situation by changing the subject.
Kifuri
Yes. So something that comes up over and over again. In the lawsuit is Tyler being really aggressive, really sexual, getting super drunk and trying something with this boy or this man, Derek, and Derek being like, I can't have sex, I'm so hungry. And so then Tyler would like stop and order a pizza or Derek would be. So this thing about the guiltless sex thing, I think that the context there is that the way Derek kept Tyler off of him was by saying that he doesn't have sex, he's not sexual. He's in therapy trying to work through religious guilt, maybe around being gay or something. Right. So that's how he kept Tyler off of him whenever he like really. Right when he would like really try to press it. But yeah, that, that came up over and over that he, Tyler could tell that this man did not want him. And so it was like he would back off, but never permanently. Like, you would think once would be enough, but these text messages are from it. It's the thirsty old nigga in the club begging a 21 year old girl to go home with him. Like, that's really. They're really pathetic. They're desperate. It's like you're Tyler fucking Perry and this random white boy. This is how you're acting. But Christian Keys said the same thing.
Crystal
I was gonna bring Christian up there just last year.
Kifuri
I mean, the details, yes, the details look exactly alike. You got so drunk, Tyler Perry said, oh, you're too drunk to drive. Stay in my guest house. You don't have no bed clothes, pajamas or whatever. So you strip down to your drawers, get in bed, and then here come Tyler Perry rubbing on your thighs and sounded like me.
Crystal
I.
Kifuri
All right, all right, Okay.
Crystal
I. I would have read this and been prepared to be like, let's see where this goes. Let's hear. You know what I mean? Because. Because that's usually what we say and just leave it at that. Because of course, everybody knows. Wide open. I can't stand Tyler Perry's productions.
Kifuri
Mm, mm. Same.
Crystal
I don't like them. They're not good.
Kifuri
They aren't good.
Crystal
That doesn't necessarily mean X, Y and Z, right? Especially because to the point that you just made this white boy, when you Tyler Perry, you go get trade off of anywhere, off of anywhere. Like you have the time and dime. Why would you press somebody that you know clearly is not trying to do it when you could just go get somebody else? Even somebody that maybe look like him is like, what's a giving? But then I'm like, Christian Keys. And he didn't say that man name directly, but it was like, we know what you're talking about, nigga.
Kifuri
You like Cat one of the black billionaire in Hollywood. And it's not that many.
Crystal
The ones he quote unquote discovers don't really seem to be allowed to work anywhere else. Anyway, we know what you're talking about. And when I thought about that, like you said, it was like, he's saying almost the same shit.
Kifuri
Mm. Yep. That is. I mean, and Derek talks about that in the lawsuit that Tyler was like, oh, quit your job. Work for me full time. And once he did, it was like Tyler ramped up the harassment because it was like Derek was more under his control. And then when Covid hit being like, oh, well, if you get Covid, we're gonna have to fire you from the show, so come live. You know, on the compound, it is Erin Magruder. I know Erin McGruder saw this and was like, I. I am the prophecy. Like, I told you niggas 20 years ago, or whenever it was I told y' all about Tyler Perry, then he was. But you know what Aaron didn't do? He didn't fabricate. He didn't lie. It is it. It was reading. This is like, I can fully see this on the boondocks. I have. I have seen this on the boondocks. Like, it's just crazy how well Aaron clocked him. But, yeah, it is. For me, this isn't a. Let's wait and see what happens, because the text messages are clear. And I mean, textbook sexual harassment. Your boss should never be texting you, talking about how he's so horny. He should never be texting you, talking about how all he ever gets for Christmas is biscuit. Biscuit. Or all he ever wants for Christmas or his birthday or whatever is biscuits and blowjobs, but all he ever gets is biscuits. Why are you. There's. And when I say there are messages, like, over and over again where he. After the assault, where Tyler. Where Dixon alleges that Tyler, like, pulled his draws down and was groping his ass, that Tyler started texting him about how you gotta be a lot stronger about saying no. And you gotta say it emphatically and make it clear, because otherwise people are gonna take advantage of you. And it's like. Like, it's. You. You're the. You are the one. And then. So right after these, it was two different events where it seemed like he was really specifically affected by Tyler's behavior. And it was like, after that, Tyler's texting him, like, oh, friend, call me. We need to Catch up. Call me. I need to check in with you. And then Tyler's people coming in and being like, hey, you're gonna get a raise. An extra $6,000, $9,000 per episode, but don't tell any of the other cast, because you're the only one getting the raise. Or Tyler texting him and being like, don't tell the other cast that you and I are friends, because then people are gonna start looking at you funny. And you don't. You just don't want them to think that you're getting stuff because of special treatment. All this. This is like this boy, man, posting a picture of him with somebody else. And Tyler texting him, talking about, why did that picture of you with Brad make me jealous? Or sending him a picture of him next to a speedboat, whatever the little dinghy speedboat things are called, and this, and. And Derek not falling for the bait and being like, oh, nice picture. And Tyler's like, oh, just nice. And he's like, no, it's a great picture. And I was like, you don't see that stud. It's like, if I saw a stud, I would have said, first of all, stud. You're. Are you 55 years old? Like, who calls themselves that? But, yeah, if. Oh, wait, no, he probably actually is. But if I. If you are in your 50s or whatever, don't matter. What you are is. What you are is grown. And what you should be is grown enough to tell when somebody don't want you. If I send you a picture of me and you say, oh, nice picture. The water is so clear and calm. And I don't say, too bad I'm not on my knees right now. Like, he don't want you. He do not want you. And yet, over and over and over, it was this. He's texting him about how, you know, some of the cast members are getting on his nerves. And so he is gonna film a shootout to close out the season, and characters are gonna get shot, but we don't know who's gonna live, like, threatening people. Like, if you piss off Tyler Perry, you will be written off the show. That is. That is coercion. This is quid pro quo. Like, this is. He told Derek that he was gonna develop his pilot and shop it to, you know, Netflix and all this other stuff, knowing that he was under. Yeah. Bought the rights to it and everything. All of this, Derek's attorney is saying just to keep him from so fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, it is. And so I'm reading through these messages, like, yeah, this is a. This is clear. This is clear sexual harassment in the workplace. It.
Crystal
I don't get it.
Kifuri
I mean, I get it, but I also feel like it's. It's maybe not completely appropriate to be like, this is what I think is wrong with you. And this is where I think it came from. But Tyler Perry talking about what he went through as a kid, the sexual abuse and the way his family reacted and the fact that he's obviously fucking gay and, you know, never felt like he could say that to his mama or grandmama or whatever. And then having all this success and fame and fortune, something that the lawyer put in the lawsuit that I think is very true is that there's a part of Tyler that still sees himself as a victim, even though now he is incredibly wealthy and powerful and can. And, you know, is under the incorrect assumption that his money can buy him not just whatever he wants, but whoever he wants. And so, I mean, I. But I agree with that because there's. It's very common. And what I saw in a clip from the Breakfast Club and lots of comments on social media is people being like, well, Tyler has done so much for us. Tyler, you know, pays black actors with birth and all. I just want people to understand that sometimes people are extremely generous with their money and time and gifts and all that because they have horrendous behavior outside of that.
Crystal
Imagine it's some of you are married to them.
Kifuri
It's for that exact reason. They buy gifts and they lavish you with all sorts of things, and they do great things publicly. Oh, Tyler Perry paid for Harry and Meghan's security when they came over here. Tyler Perry's the only person to give taraji more than $3 to be in a movie. Tyler this and that and that, and employs all these niggas. All that is true. And Tyler has been sexually harassing his employees, according to these text messages.
Crystal
Baby, if all of those things are true and we can still read him to pieces about not making better films or hiring people to make better films, what the fuck make you think we're gonna sweep sexual assault under the rug.
Kifuri
And then blamed it on testosterone? I'm talking about he's taking testosterone, and that's why there's no testosterone. And the alcohol is really. No hope like that.
Crystal
There's no hope. There's no hope. There's no hope. There's no hope for any of y' all. I just want for the. For, like, the Tet. For. I. I need. Just beam us out. Beam us up. If you're out there. If you're listening, folks, God is taking too long. Just send in the ships. Send in the ships. Take the planet. The girls here, they're losing it. What are you talking about? You liked acrimony that bad?
Kifuri
Probably not the last. No, they didn't. They did not.
Crystal
I cannot believe this.
Kifuri
It.
Crystal
If it's giving. You know what? I'm not gonna trust this random white man from that show. And I didn't even like his role or whatever. Who knows? Those. Those text messages could be AI. Let's hear what the judge got to say about it. Yeah, I'll let you have that.
Kifuri
As far as I'm concerned, the only defense here is that that's not Tyler Perry's phone number. And so Tyler Perry didn't send those messages. Anything else? I will not excuse or justify this.
Crystal
Oh, but he's done so much for.
Kifuri
I don't Give a hot nut. Fuck. I don't like the things he's done.
Crystal
I don't even like the things he's done. You know what? I did like the Cosby Show.
Kifuri
Yes. And do you know what?
Crystal
That man can still go in the bin.
Kifuri
Yeah, right.
Crystal
I don't like Tyler Perry's things.
Kifuri
I didn't even need a reason to be like, fuck Tyler Perry.
Crystal
So I didn't even.
Kifuri
The movies and TV shows were enough. This. This is legit. Like, oh, yeah. I. I'm not gonna argue because not liking his movies is a matter of taste.
Crystal
Yeah.
Kifuri
Technically, I think it's a fact, but technically, it's a matter of taste opinion. It is, but this is illegal. This is illegal. Unwanted touching, Unwanted sexual advances. Asking a person about their sexual fantasies and sexual preferences. Because, you know, he asked that boy about whether he was a top or bottom and said that he's a top. And you know when you have a big dick and you hit these bottoms just right, they start going crazy. Making lewd gestures, making jokes of a sexual nature.
Crystal
Did you Stalking somebody about the size of the penis?
Kifuri
No, that's. That's in the lawsuit.
Crystal
I'm gonna die.
Kifuri
I read every word. I read every word.
Crystal
Like when I always.
Kifuri
Yeah. No, no, no, no. For real. It is. Yeah. And. And literally holding this man's employment over his head.
Crystal
Like, I don't get it. Tyler, just hire a sex worker. Yeah, just get somebody who is gay or who is attracted to you and be like, hey, do you want to be a sugar baby yet? Sign here. Are you cool with this kink? Are you cool with that kink? What are your boundaries like? Why? What? There are niggas who will. Who will be like, yes, cool. This is fine.
Kifuri
They want to do that.
Crystal
That want to do these things. Why you have to try to, like, harass and push yourself on somebody who don't want you. Whether, regardless of whatever this person's sexuality is, don't want you. And has made it clear on more than one occasion they don't want you. What are you still doing here? Go find somebody to do. And then on top of that, you're like, well, I'm gonna give you a job, but who knows if you'll keep it? Oh, you wanna make a pilot? Oh, yeah, sure. I'll buy it from you and we'll make it if you're nice to me. Just.
Kifuri
Yep.
Crystal
What?
Kifuri
And you know he'll do it because he's texting you about other cast members, talking about, they piss me off. I'mma have to film a shootout episode earlier than I intended. Like, you. You're literally telling him about how you will punish actors because they get on your nerves. And yet you think this person is supposed to be. Is supposed to feel free and comfortable in talking about how he's being harassed. What, by you? Who do you think runs HR at Tyler Perry Productions?
Crystal
You should. I was gonna say you shouldn't even say that to the studio. But he is the. The studio.
Kifuri
He is the studio. Is it? This was just so bad. It really was. And shout out to Derek because a lot of people would have folded. And according to him, he has never once actually slept with. Right. He has probably been getting away with this for years. God only knows how many men are just not ever going to tell their story. But I'm not surpri. I'm really. There's nothing about this.
Crystal
That show because they don't want that to be a part of their story.
Kifuri
Right. I mean, and I can't blame you.
Crystal
And n like that. Know that.
Kifuri
But as far as I'm concerned, the only thing to be termed determined here is the dollar amount that this white boy is gonna get. It might not be 260 million, but it's gonna be something. It's gonna be something. I'm telling y' all right now, Tyler, they gonna have to get, you know, a forensic phonologist or whatever to go in and be like, yeah, that's not Tyler's phone number. He never sent those messages. Because they're gonna something. Because otherwise, even if you don't, even if you take all of the groping and stuff out of it, the text messages are illegal. So now what? Now what? Now what?
Crystal
And even the sexual assault part and all of the sex, even if you take the sex out of it, just the predatory nature of being like, hey, I spotted you at this thing. Could you want to come have a job with me? Don't work anywhere else. Just work over here. I'm not really feeling you for XY reason. You might, you know, someone might die in the season, might be. You might not. Who knows? Oh, you want us to make something? I'll make it. I'm not gonna make it. Even if you take the sex out of it, all of that shit is still fucked up. I don't think it's criminal, but it's worth suing. You can still be sued for it. Yeah, so.
Kifuri
Yeah, so I mean. And I don't think these are. I don't think these are criminal charges. No, this is a lawsuit, so.
Crystal
Yeah, no, this is a civil lawsuit.
Kifuri
Yeah, this is just the lawsuit. So. But as far as I'm concerned, again, it is looking extremely bad for Tyler Jerome Perry. And it's what you deserve. You cannot treat people like this when you are in a position of power. You simply cannot. These people work for you. You have full control over whether they get paid. And. And he was. And he was living on your compound in. In mid to late 2020 as well. The boundaries between you as an employer and your employees have to be so fucking strict for this exact re. I bet you Tyler Perry don't have a HR at Tyler Perry student. I bet you he don't. And. And this is one of his many, many problems. He probably don't. Tyler's probably hr, I don't know. But the. The point being now somebody has to do handle the hiring and paperwork, but has to be. It's just really, really.
Crystal
But not.
Kifuri
It's bad.
Crystal
There are plenty of companies that have completely useless human resource department.
Kifuri
I mean, yeah, the human resources is there to protect the company, not to protect you. So if anything, they probably would have just set you up to get paid a lot earlier. But this is really bad. It is. And Tyler just. I can't get over how fucking desperate and pathetic you sound in these text messages. You are a billionaire begging some white boy who works for you for a piece of ass for years.
Crystal
That's why I need for this to do. To be.
Kifuri
For four years you've been begging this white boy for a sniff of his dick and he said no every time.
Crystal
That's how I need this to be untrue. I need the forensic phonologist or somebody to step in and be like, no, that white boy tried it. That white boy tried it. He wanted to make a pilot. The pilot was worse than acrimony, if you can believe it. And that's kind of where it stopped. Because, girl, this does not need to take place. You're a billionaire. You're a billionaire. You could be having consensual orgy butt sex every night if you wanted to.
Kifuri
You really could.
Crystal
Why the fuck are you. You know what I mean?
Kifuri
Well, he did.
Crystal
Why are you being a predator?
Kifuri
He said he wanted somebody who would be, like, loyal to him and show up for him whenever he wants, but also, you know, like, you have somebody else, I have somebody else. Like, it's just basically, you hear when I say so, but don't get too emotionally attached to me, which, sure, I.
Crystal
Don'T want to do that.
Kifuri
That man never wanted to sleep with you, and yet you aggressively. And you can't even do the whole. Well, you know, your pilot sucked. But I was trying to be nice anyway because he texted him about how much he loved the pilot, and he was laughing the whole time, loved the idea of the show and was cracking up and all this. So it's like you can't even. You can't even go that road with the show. Like, you. You were in his text messages hyping it up, talking about how excited you were to produce it. So, yeah, Tyler Perry's gay, which we've all known, but Tyler Perry also is allegedly sexually harassing his male employees, which I think probably also a lot of us already knew. But, yeah, it's bad. It really is awful.
Crystal
Not like this.
Kifuri
Exactly like this.
Crystal
Not like it. Have you ever seen Matrix?
Kifuri
No.
Crystal
That's right.
Kifuri
Red pill, blue pill. Oh, okay. Is it really?
Crystal
There's a character that Neo. No, not Neo, but, like, one of the. One of the members of the, like crew is about to die and knows she's about to die, and she turns and goes, not like this, not like this. And then she does.
Kifuri
Oh, oh. Like the Wire, where when Snoop killed somebody with that nail gun. Yeah. And it was like, just let me. You know, just let me turn my head, nigga. Like, I already know what's going on. Yes, Snoop, just let me.
Crystal
Snoop was diable. Literally. Oh, God, this was the worst.
Kifuri
I really, you know, I look back at the crush I had on her and that character, and I'm like, you really. You need a therapy. You need to evaluate why was you so attracted to this murder, bloodthirsty killer. And I'm like, you know what? That's giving. It's giving, daddy. It's.
Crystal
But I got it. Like, I understand where you were coming from at the time.
Kifuri
Now, am I also gonna end up dead? Yes. I'm gonna end up dead so fast. But that year, no, that would have.
Crystal
Been a love story. That would be a love story where you actually have, like, the sweetest love. You're not even. You don't even see that side of Snoop. Cause the bitch don't bring it home. You know about it.
Kifuri
Exactly.
Crystal
You come home and you kick the feet up and you watch Temptation island, and there's just that one night. Now you're like, okay, it's been too many attempts on my life, and too many times niggas have broken a house and tried to tie me up. Cause of what you doing outside, we have to move, right, for Thanksgiving.
Kifuri
Yes. It's like, I live in Annapolis. My girlfriend lives in Baltimore, and I have no idea what she does in Baltimore. But, like, oh, bitch, you finna when the people come by and snatch you up? When you are walking to your car after work and your family don't hear from you for two and a half weeks? You will find out what your girlfriend does for a living. But back to Tyler. This.
Crystal
Let's see what happens. I guess. I mean, I really.
Kifuri
I actually don't think we will. I think they'll settle for an undisclosed amount.
Crystal
Yeah, you're right. It's just gonna be like, okay, that happened, and then we'll here settled. We won't get a number.
Kifuri
Probably so. But this whole. I mean, I. I read the text messages, and I can very easily see somebody who's just trying to keep his job, just trying to keep the peace, but at no point does she. Does he encourage Tyler. Like, there's no flirting back. There's no dick pics. There's no, like, I've been thinking about you so much lately.
Crystal
Swerve real quick, can come back.
Kifuri
Tyler bought this, a brand new Jeep, because he didn't like his car.
Crystal
I saw that. I saw that.
Kifuri
Like that. Like that. And then being like, oh, well, you got to make sure you have a real strong. No, I. I mean, my. My.
Crystal
A lot of fine ass. Did he buy any Jeeps?
Kifuri
I know. Whichever. Whichever he playing with right now saw all this and was like, so you bought that cracker a Jeep, and I don't get a Jeep?
Crystal
And I also feel like, Tyler, if the thing that finally ends all of this for me is a white man, I'm gonna be even further Upset with you. Like, I. Like, I'm glad it didn't happen to a brother. Well, I'm glad we were not discussing a brother in this situation, I guess. But, like, if the reason that niggas stop asking me to watch your terrible movies finally, is because a white man dismantled it, I'm gonna have to have a conference with God. There's no other. No other option. Let's end this on a positive note. Do we think that Beyonce's latest time speaking to us on Instagram is, in fact a tease of Act 3?
Kifuri
I do not. Do you?
Crystal
I don't either.
Kifuri
She's still in the middle of the Cowboy Carter tour. I don't think she's doing that just yet.
Crystal
She said, thank you, Sir Paul McCartney, for writing one of the best songs ever made. Every time I sing it, I feel so honored. And it is a full circle moment to wear your beautiful daughter's design. Thank you, London, for creating unforgettable, unforgettable memories for me and my family. Holla at you when I come on tour again. And she's got on her black bird T shirt and these cute chaps that look like. I don't know what these tassels are. They might be some types of stones.
Kifuri
This bitch looks so good. This bitch looks so good. Oh, my God.
Crystal
I mean, the Renaissance looks were great. So it's not like, you know, I'm gagging, but them being country themed.
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
Yeah. The looks for this one is. It's just a gag on a different level because it feels personal to her. It's also like country in Americana, but black.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
And on our terms. She looks. She looks phenomenal. But, yeah, I agree. I think she was simply saying, see y' all again.
Kifuri
Of course she's coming on tour again. Of course she is. Act three, act four. Act 44. She's coming on tour again. I didn't read nothing really into that because I know how she is. I wait for that lady to tell me straight up, because I'm not playing Creole mind games with you, Beyonce. I'm not fucking doing it.
Crystal
Exactly. Exactly. That's it. But I'm looking forward to when you do tour again. Can't wait. I'm very excited. I'm just happy that she's looks like she's having a great time. Everyone's into the show. Everyone I've heard go and see it. Has said how excellent it is, and I'm just impressed.
Kifuri
And it is.
Crystal
She is still flying, driving, dancing, moving back, flipping all over the place because it feels Like Renaissance was just yesterday.
Kifuri
Yeah, it does. And I'm not mad at this album. One year tour, the next year schedule. She can keep doing that for the rest of my life. Please. And thanks.
Crystal
I did like how the end was kind of Renaissance again. You told me that without kind of telling me.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
But one part that did kind of make me grin through all out, all my sadness was when she came out and did the beginning of renaissance again. And specifically my favorite part with the frames that come around her and move.
Kifuri
I couldn't believe it. I said, you're giving it to us again.
Crystal
She's such a.
Kifuri
That lady.
Crystal
Monstrous being lovely.
Kifuri
Just so. Oh, my fave. My fave for real.
Crystal
And so now we just cross our fingers and our toes for the thunder and we'll just have a real country. I jinxed it.
Kifuri
You didn't jinx it. No, you didn't. So many people have been talking about us. It's fine. I'm locked in, you know, And I really felt that when I was at the game, like, as soon as the guys ran out onto the court, I locked in and I established a connection with them where it was like, you know, Indiana would go on a little run, and I'm like, it's okay, y' all. We got this. We can work weather whatever little run they come up with. We at home. We got y' all. And I really feel like Jalen Williams in particular, he was like, we was connect, me. And Jalen was like this, like, he really felt me. I was his. His supply as far as I'm concerned. So it's fine. We're tuning out the outside noise. We're focused on us. We're focused on our team, the brotherhood, the camaraderie, the fans, you know, and. And the Cinnamon girls.
Crystal
So y' all go ahead, 55 on the dot.
Kifuri
Not me, God. You know, why did God give me this gift? Like, I. I know you 55, because you sent a, a, a picture of yourself to a white boy. Talking about you don't see the stud in this picture. First of all, stud means something very different to me.
Crystal
It does. And almost everyone now, almost everyone see.
Kifuri
A stud in this picture. Like, where is she at?
Crystal
Like, if you're speaking to Claire in middle America and say stud, she knows you're talking about a butch lesbian. Like, no one says that.
Kifuri
You don't feel so pathetic. You're begging for. It's not even fishing at this point. You deep sea diving for that compliment. You want him to say something about you being cute or sexy you want it so bad and he just refuses. Ah, you let a white man humiliate you like this. Text messages. Text messages.
Crystal
That's it for the hot box. We gonna keep our our mind and eyes and everything focused on the cinema girls. And then we'll come back.
Kifuri
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Crystal
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Kifuri
Come on now. Yes, it is. Send your questions to askthereadmail.com we may read them aloud on the show. Our first letter this week comes from Kalea, who says, my girlfriend of around a year is white and CIS and bisexual and I'm a black non binary lesbian. I've never dated a white person before, except for a white man I dated for six months back in my Christian woman era. And we had a lot of conversations when we first started dating about race and politics because I really could have went my entire nigga life not looking at a white woman. I knew from the jump that her parents are maga. She was really honest about her family and what she does to try to educate and change their mind. Her dad's a prick who throws fits with mean words at his liberal side of the family. And her mom is one of those white women who just voted for that guy. Cause her husband.
Crystal
I don't.
Kifuri
My girlfriend's mom instantly regretted her choice.
Crystal
Oh, no shit.
Kifuri
I mean, you did it. But okay. And both my girlfriend and her younger sibling confronted her about her voting against everyone's best interests by voting for this villain. Some weeks ago, my girlfriend was getting ready to spend time with her mom and brought up that she really wants to meet me. We've never discussed meeting parents, and I think a large part of that is because both of mine have passed away. My mom died when I was 15 and my dad a few years ago. When I was 33, I freaked out and asked a few friends, one of which gave me the advice to take moms off a pedestal and just look at them as an adult like I am. Since I've never been an adult with a mom, my understanding of being an adult child with a mom is kind of lost on me. I'm saying all this to ask what y' all think about it. I'm open to meeting her mother, but never her dad. However, it does make me very nervous because that dizzy. Because that dizzy bitch is part of the reason we got in this fuck ass situation in the first place.
Crystal
I'm saying I have to agree with you, love.
Kifuri
What do y' all think the terms of meeting her should be? How do I do this? Thanks, Kalea.
Crystal
Good question, Clay. The terms. I think that's such a good question. A really good way to word it. They said that they've been with. With this CIS head white for a year.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Okay, so I love that it was like we didn't say nothing about me.
Kifuri
Why. Why does that even come up? Girl, y' all been together for a year.
Crystal
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you're. You're gonna likely. If you're intending on being in this for the long haul, you're gonna meet her parents eventually. Yeah. So I think wording it as what should the terms be? Is like a really good way of looking at it. I'm not sure, though, because that. I feel like I would almost have more immediate answers if it were the father, because the mother. That type of person really confuses me.
Kifuri
Yeah, I see what you mean.
Crystal
I just have to. I think I would assume. I would just treat you the same. I mean, I would go into it as if I were meeting the father, since you just agree with whatever he's. If you gonna bubble in the same shit as him, you must feel the same, think the same, whatever. You're probably just not as loud and proud and aggressive as he is.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
So I would go into it thinking, well, you definitely think the same shit. So the terms, I suppose, would. Would scale your boundaries. Right. Like the terms would kind of will scale with your boundaries. Like, it would. I suppose you would have to say to your girlfriend, I'm open to doing it here. Before that, here are some of the things I'm feeling. I found it interesting what you brought up about not having the perspective of being an adult child with a parent with a mom.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
And so, you know, I'd assume that you can bring up some of your concerns or questions with her before then because at least it sounds like she's well aware that their views ain't shit and does not agree. She said the sister feels the same way too.
Kifuri
I think the sibling, who is also non binary, so.
Crystal
Oh, okay.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Their girlfriend's sister.
Kifuri
The girlfriend's sister.
Crystal
The girlfriend's sibling.
Kifuri
Sorry. Yeah. Oh, yes.
Crystal
Sibling.
Kifuri
We don't know.
Crystal
So, yeah, I think it would just be a conversation, like a briefing with your girlfriend. First. We're like, okay, here's some of the things I'm thinking. Here's some of the things that I'm feeling. You know your mama better than me. What are some things I can expect? And you know what I mean? Cause I can't. I don't think that we can accurately or adequately give you terms. You know yourself better than we do and shit that you ain't going for, since you're not gonna wanna talk about. And so I think that your partner will be probably the Best to help you prepare for that. But I also think the friend who gave you the advice of look at them as an adult person like you are and you going to meet somebody, I think that's kind of fierce.
Kifuri
It absolutely is.
Crystal
Because it's true.
Kifuri
You don't have to have this oh, that's my mom, oh, that's my dad type of attitude. I don't give a fuck. That's another adult human being. And they get told about themselves just like anybody else. I don't give a fuck.
Crystal
I was gonna say if it was, if it was your mother like, and you're an adult that take care of yourself and put, and pay your own bills and know better, you can go back to her house and be like, oh, this is what we're not gonna do. We're not doing it with me, we're not doing it around me.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Thank you so much.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
So because you're humans, you're both adults on this planet and even when you were a child and like they were meant to take care of you, love you and make sure that you don't die, that was their job, that was their responsibility, not to be the emperor of your life. You know what I mean?
Kifuri
I do, I agree. I do.
Crystal
I think.
Kifuri
I would. As far as like terms of this meeting, I would, I would do it somewhere public. You know, we can go to dinner or lunch or something. I wouldn't go to her house.
Crystal
Great idea.
Kifuri
Or anybody else, any other family member's house. I would do it somewhere public. But I actually think the bigger conversation needs between, needs to be between you and your girlfriend. Because if y' all are thinking about like marriage or long term partnership than the only meeting her mom. And never ever, I refuse to meet your dad as long as the mom is married and living in the same house as the dad and this, your girlfriend has a relationship with them both, that's not gone, that's not going to hold up for too long. Like holidays, weddings, Yalls wedding, he's going to come up at some point. So to me the mama is less of an issue because she's probably, you know, you know, you're meeting your daughter's black non binary partner, you, you're probably gonna be on your best behavior. Especially if you really do regret voting for Trump. You'd think it's the daddy that I think y' all need to be worried about here because what's gonna be the terms of meeting him? Is she going to cut her father off so that you never have to worry about Meeting him? Probably not. So then what is that gonna look like, for real, if y' all stay in this relationship, how does your white girlfriend plan on balancing you and your dad in her life at the same time?
Crystal
I think for me, the terms would be. First of all, I think I kind of assumed Kalaya.
Kifuri
Mm.
Crystal
I kind of assumed that Kalaya was like, I'll start with the mama. Like, I'm like, I'm willing to start with the mama. Cause you have to know that you're.
Kifuri
Kalaya said, I'm never meeting her dad. I am not open to meeting her.
Crystal
Oh, that's not gonna happen.
Kifuri
So I'm like, what? So then what you really gonna do here, Kalaya?
Crystal
What?
Kifuri
What are you really gonna do here? Cause I have not heard the white woman is willing to cut off her dad. You didn't put that nowhere in here. And I doesn't even necessarily have to. Like, I think it's good for, you know, people on the left who are connected to people on the right to continue to talk to them, confront the dumb shit they say and do, and.
Crystal
See that it's right there in your.
Kifuri
But that don't mean it happens.
Crystal
It's normal. It's everywhere.
Kifuri
But that don't mean your black ass gotta be subjected to that. You like, I don't even have parents. You think I'm gonna sit here and listen to yours?
Crystal
Do something, though, girl, girl, girl.
Kifuri
Because I'm not.
Crystal
I was saying, like, I think that my term for the dad. Term one. Anyway, first one again, in my mind, I' ma turn it to my girlfriend and be like, that nigga better not say nothing to me. And if he does, you better check him. I don't want to argue with your father. You don't want me to argue with your father? I'm willing to come inside and sit down and watch the game or watch fucking lioness or whatever the fuck. You know what I mean? But if he says anything slick, I'm gonna need you to have that same energy that you had. You and your sibling had that. You said, whatever. I need you to have that in person. That's how I'm gonna feel safe.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Cause like Crystal just said, I don't even have parents. So the fuck make you think I'm here as an obligation to you and deal with racism, transphobia, homophobia, xenophobia, or any of the other phobias. I will beat his ass. I will beat her ass, and I'll throw this ring in your face.
Kifuri
Worse than beating ass. I'm just going to get up and leave and neither you nor your family will ever hear from me again. I'm not going to sit there and take it so that. I think that would be the bigger focus for me. The mom's probably going to be on her best behavior, but if you're going to stay, you plan on staying with this person. Talk about that daddy now before y' all three and a half years deep and planning a wedding and the daddy is joining Trump's militia and you like, oh, what are we supposed to do? Talk about it now. Figure it out.
Crystal
Now you have to stay here a seven month old and now you meeting the daddy for the first time. But now you extra sensitive and on edge because now the baby is involved and you gotta protect the baby too. Just like Crystal said.
Kifuri
Have it now. Have it now. Because if y' all can't figure out a game plan to do with this dad, it's gonna be best to break up before the feelings get stronger.
Crystal
I agree.
Kifuri
And y' all already a year deep, so it's gonna be hard, but I agree. Best of luck, Kalea. Our next letter comes from Austin, who says, hey, Chris Lynn Kifuri. I've been dating my boyfriend for three months. Or I was when I found out he was an alcoholic.
Crystal
Oh, shit.
Kifuri
There had been some signs, but I just excused them as one off things. But this culminated with him going on a 48 hour bender that included banging on my door for an hour and over. 50 phone calls and hundreds of texts, text messages. I had to beg my friends not to call the cops on him because we're black and live in a city where police have a reputation for racism, which is, oh, every city. Okay. He had never done anything during the course of our relationship that felt unsafe. But I've had trauma with domestic abuse before and I didn't like that. My body was reminiscent of that time. So I broke up with him and blocked him on all platforms. A week after that happened, my uncle suddenly died and they performed over us. Or my uncle's heart stopped beating. They performed over an hour of CPR before pronouncing him brain dead. We took a couple of days to say our goodbyes before his wife had to pull the plug and I had to say goodbye over FaceTime. That night I felt so alone and I ended up calling my ex. He held me while I cried and stayed with me the whole night to make sure I was okay. We kissed, but nothing past that happened. My question is, how do y' all think I should proceed with my ex? Once the dust settles. The funeral will be next week. And then after that, I feel like he's gonna be confused about what happens next. Thanks, Austin.
Crystal
Austin. Okay, Austin. You've had a rough go of it. It's a lot going on, and I'm not at all. I'm not gonna get at you over hitting your ex while you're grieving. Like so many, and I mean countless.
Kifuri
Oh, I've done that.
Crystal
Have hit their ex for less. Absolutely.
Kifuri
Absolutely done it. What?
Crystal
Have hit up their toxic ex because the club was whack.
Kifuri
Anytime you just want a little attention and you know your ex will give it to you. Thirsty like Tyler.
Crystal
But when you are hurting, when you're sad.
Kifuri
Yeah. Yep.
Crystal
It's not that it's okay or it's the best decision. Of course not. But you're human. That's fine. Now, nothing in this letter yet sounds like the ex has responded. It sounds like you're kind of anticipating what might happen, that he'll be. You know, he might be confused. I say, you know what? If we're walking down the path and that bridge shows up? We cross it then. We cross it then. And crossing it then, I think should be as simple as I am grieving. I was in deep throes of grief at the time, and I needed to not be alone. I might even apologize for possibly confusing the person. If that's the case. I shouldn't have used you, maybe. Or couldn't mix things up with everything that were going on. But my feelings have not changed. You know what I mean? And that's it. Now, if things escalate again into a scary or dangerous place, people in places, in on, it sounds like you did the right. You had them blocked. You had people on. On go in case the, you know, shit went left or whatnot. Hopefully that will not take place again. But no, because you were grieving and had a moment of weakness, I don't think that you even need to shape your mind around how you're going to deal with this nigga. This nigga needs to shape his mind around how to deal with his issues with subs, with that a particular substance and how he. He. His mind and body react to that substance. Because, baby, I've never understood calling somebody more than two times like it is like loved, family member possibly in danger. That's what I'm blowing your phone up. A nigga and a nigga that don't want me. Hundreds of texts banging on the door for 60 minutes. You, no, you have to. This is not a person that you that you owe any form of. You just lost a family member in a tragic way, and you're dealing with that. Deal with that. You table that nigga, his bullshit until it shows up again. If it shows up again. Let's hope it does not. He was there to make you feel better. A night. It sounds like that worked. Let it go. Leave it alone. Don't think about that nigga anymore. He needs help that you can't give him.
Kifuri
Yes, definitely. Don't reach out to him. If he reaches out to you in a few weeks, like, hey, you need some sympathy dick or something, you could just be. Nigga, I was having a very low moment. I'm out of it now. Don't call me again. Like, as somebody who has played with her exes before, I mean. Because they wanted me to. They wanted me to.
Crystal
You're right.
Kifuri
You're any crumb of attention I give them, they want it. That's true. As somebody who has done it, and, I mean, I'm not proud, you know, it made things more complicated than they needed to be.
Crystal
You enjoy that?
Kifuri
I mean, in the moment when I wanted the attention. Yeah. And then when I was done, I look at myself like, oh, God damn. I don't even like this nigga. Like, why did I do that? So, you know, afterwards, I'm like, oh, well, you know, I'm just so busy. Don't worry about me. Like, you know, I'm staying single probably for the next year and a half. Really? So I think you said you was talking to somebody in Atlanta. Yeah. Go see her. Go see her, Go see her. I'm good.
Crystal
That is fierce. I've done that so many times.
Kifuri
Cause because this was a moment. It's been a long time since I've done this, but sometimes you have a moment of weakness, you regret it. It doesn't mean you have to reopen the door because you slipped up and had this moment. This man doesn't make you feel safe banging and on the door and harassing you like that. If he does that shit again, don't stop your friends from calling the police the next time.
Crystal
I agree. I'm sorry.
Kifuri
And don't call him. Don't call him no more.
Crystal
You.
Kifuri
You understand? You up. Don't really resist that urge. Next time, journal about it. Call some friends, call other family members. Anybody but him. Don't do this again. But you can still stay away. You do not have to entertain this man if you don't want to, baby girl. Just want everybody to know that Martina.
Crystal
Is having friend Come over and just don't say nothing to me. Sometimes I'm just like, won't even be in the room. I'm like, I'm gonna go in that room and I'm gonna lay down and you just kick it out here. Watch tv, all the channels, and it makes me. But I feel safer. And I feel like, oh, with a friend.
Kifuri
Okay. I think with a friend. No, I'm talking about niggas coming over and sitting in your living room.
Crystal
No, I'm talking.
Kifuri
Yes, yes.
Crystal
You might think, like, your friend is gonna wanna come over and, like, cheer you up and you have hours of conversation and stuff sometimes. What's the word? The most soothing, like, comforting thing for me is like, I'm gonna go lay down over there. You can watch tv and I'm gonna feel so much safer and calmer. Just that you're here.
Kifuri
Yeah, you can absolutely reach out to people who care about you and aren't alcoholics who.
Crystal
That might not work for week out. I say give it a try.
Kifuri
But anybody but your ex, baby.
Crystal
Yeah, anybody but anybody but your ex called you 50 times, sent you 100 text messages, and violently banged on your door for an hour.
Kifuri
Yeah, yeah, don't. Don't do that.
Crystal
Don't call him.
Kifuri
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Crystal
Hello there. Thanks for staying with us. It is time for the read and I'm going to start because I have a really random one that might be kind of stupid. Okay, I don't think it's stupid, but it is really random. So I was watching this movie called Underwater. It's a horror movie that came out quite a few years ago by like a team of people in the. Is it called the Mariana Trench?
Kifuri
The Marinara Trench.
Crystal
Deepest trench? It is. Okay. So they're down in this like trench or whatever, mining and something goes wrong and they're trying to get from one place or the other and there's these crazy monsters underwater.
Kifuri
Whatever.
Crystal
Kristen Stewart is the star of the movie. Unfortunately. If you know anything about my like, old school still opinion, that lady cannot act, has never been able to and ruins nearly every role she's given. Now this film I still quite enjoyed because I like scary shit. I like the ocean. And I also find the ocean to be really terrifying. So it just works on a lot of levels. Anyway, watching again and I was thinking to myself, it's so funny how much I enjoy this movie. Even though it is powered by Kristen Stewart and I do not like this lady's acting at all. It doesn't ruin it for me. And then I started thinking about Kristen Stewart's career again and them fucking terrible Twilight movies. If you think the Harry Potter movies.
Kifuri
Are bad, and I do, and I.
Crystal
Do The Twilight movies. The Twilight movies are almost like a Harry Potter franchise films, like in reverse. Because to me, the Harry Potter movies got better by the end.
Kifuri
Yeah, I agree.
Crystal
Twilight was like the opposite. Where they started like mid fine and then by the end it was like, are they serious with these effects and acting? What the fuck is going on? Anyway, that led me to this scandal. Kirsten Stewart. Kristen Stewart. Kristen, I think, whatever. Doesn't matter. She was in a movie called Snow White and the Huntsman.
Kifuri
Oh, yeah.
Crystal
With Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron. Movie was mostly sold by Charlize Theron's beauty and costumes. There was a lot of scandal and backlash around the movie because it came out that Kristen was having an affair or really the director was having an affair with Kristen Stewart work. So the director, Rupert Sanders, who's 19 years older than him, Gross. And married at the time. Wow. Was having an affair with her as she was starring in this movie that she. He was directing and filming. And she was also in a high profile relationship with Robert Pattinson from Twilight, who's now gone on to be an excellent and acclaimed actor. But anyway, Kristen Stewart's not even really the center of my read or that movie. It's about the director, Rupert Sanders. Rupert Sanders, I did not realize, went on to direct the Ghost in the Shell film starring Scarlett Johansson that came out years afterwards. That movie I ripped to pieces on this very podcast because why did you cast a white woman in the league to be Asian?
Kifuri
I'll never forget that. I'll never forget that. Boy, y' all chewed Scarlet up real bad after that.
Crystal
He directed, just last year, a remake of the film the Crow. That movie received a ton of backlash when the trailer came out. Cause people were like, what is this? It doesn't have the tone, style, energy of the original. This looks absolutely shallow, soulless, and pointless. The movie came out. It bombed. So my read is to. I'm so confused. My read is to Rupert Sanders and to Hollywood. Why was this man permitted to make two more movies after the first one he directed had a huge scandal? Because he fucked the lead actor, who was 20 years younger than him, while he was also married. A nigger wouldn't have been able to work. He wouldn't have shot a McDonald's commercial after that. But you gave him another film to direct. It also got scraped a bit for whitewashing. And then you gave this nigga another film to make and it got booted. Why do white men get so many chances now?
Kifuri
That's an excellent question. Because I Think the Snow White movie did well, but Ghost in the Shell and the Crow, it didn't. Right. Oh, okay.
Crystal
It didn't do as bad. It didn't do as badly as these others. It is the one film he directed that probably would have had an okay reception if he didn't fuck a young girl.
Kifuri
Yeah. That's the thing. I think commercially did okay. But the, the drama and controversy around it is well earned because why are you fucking the lead in this movie.
Crystal
And the sequel to the Snow White movie that he did not direct is the good one. It's way better. Well, and she's not in it. So really, that's it. I was watching this movie that she's in that happened a lot long, you know, after this. And honestly, I'm not even. As much as I don't like her acting, I don't know anything about her as a person. I'm not shitting on her as a person. I think she even said that she was going through a lot of the time. She was in, like, a really low place.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
She really regrets it happening. So I'm not. This isn't about her fucking.
Kifuri
Oh, man.
Crystal
I bet really crazy to me that this man was able to continue working and working and working after. Not just like Hollywood will, especially if you're a. A, a filmmaker of color. Hollywood will throw your ass in the.
Kifuri
Bin if you just don't have money back very fast. How did you get multiple chances?
Crystal
Ryan Coogler made one of the best films of the year. Best horrors of all time. Best, like, reviewed film of the past couple of years. And white people was still week one, weekend one, two days in. Well, it hasn't made the money back.
Kifuri
Yeah.
Crystal
Meanwhile, they ready to give this man another movie to waste money on. When the first one you gave him money, he fucked the actor who was 20 years younger than him. 19 years younger than him. And he was married. And you were like, yeah, what? What actor? Yeah, the industry is boot. Like, it is so bunk and ridiculous.
Kifuri
Yes, that's it.
Crystal
I just.
Kifuri
I. Oh, boy.
Crystal
Cause I remember the story.
Kifuri
He's not as ugly and gross as I thought he would be, but he's.
Crystal
He's not unattractive, but he's gross and ugly in. In personality and moral.
Kifuri
A person in a position of power taking advantage of the people who work for him. It's almost like we've heard this before, huh? Almost like there's a real problem.
Crystal
Boy, they gonna give Tyler the. The firing range watch.
Kifuri
And I. And I'm not mad. Do it all this Netflix, Netflix been promoting this non stop. Okay, so my read.
Crystal
I'm sorry, why is Tiana an FBI agent with that full beat? I watched the trailer. Have you seen the trailer for the Taraji one? She's robbing a bank.
Kifuri
The new one straw. Yeah, I haven't seen it.
Crystal
No, I watched the trailer for it because it was the first thing that opened on Netflix. And you know, Netflix just plays the trailer. So I sat there and watched the trailer for it. I was like, let me see what's wrong? What Tyler got to Roger doing this time? Being traumatized and having.
Kifuri
Of course that's how he feels about black women.
Crystal
Teyana Taylor plays a cop. But just watch the trailer. Full beat. Full like beat. Sashay. You stay. I'm like, why is she. All right, watch the trailer after this. I'm sorry.
Kifuri
No, it's fine. Because Tyler was actually going to be Marie though this week. So instead I'll just talk about Yalls ass president right quick. It's been a crazy week to be an American. We had a sitting state representative assassinated in her home with an attempt on another state representative's life in Minnesota. Just had that happen a few days ago. All of these no Kings protests were planned. And at the same damn time, Trump had this fucking parade for himself, this military birthday parade where he had the fucking troops out there and they. They marching like they don't give a fuck. They. They out there not in sync, not in lockstep. Them niggas just out there strolling like I'm here because I have to be. So it's. It's bad. It's bad for America. But I'm not talking about any of that today. Have you heard about the trump card? You can go to trumpcard.gov this is an official. It is an official website of the United States government.
Crystal
Oh my God. It's worse than what I thought it was.
Kifuri
It is literally a gold card. The card is made out of gold. And for the low, low price of $5 million, you can just come right on over to America. This is again, is an expedited fast track to permanent residency in the United States of America. You might be thinking, doesn't America already have something like this? Yes, we do. The US EB5 visa program allows foreign nationals to obtain permanent residency through investments of up to $1.8 million. 14,000 of these visas were issued last year. So you might be asking yourself, what the fuck is the point of a $5 million Trump branded gold card? To do the exact same thing that you can do otherwise.
Crystal
Think a little bit.
Kifuri
I think perhaps Trump is going to be skimming a cute 50, 70% of that off the top and taking it for himself while all of his asshole conservative, billionaire, millionaire, multi millionaire buddies come on in here with their fucking employees or whatever else. Allegedly, this is to help balance the budget because America is so broke or whatever else. This nigga is a grifter peak a one scam artist.
Crystal
America's so broke that we're selling gold cards.
Kifuri
Yes, we are. We're selling gold. We're making gold cards. Again, this is a. This isn't on trump.comtrump card.gov a United States website. And right now it's just. Oh, fill out the form to get more information on the trump card. They are unrolling this program where if you don't want to have to deal with, you know, the law and procedures and doing things by the book, $5 million will get you right on over here. Trump's just going to take a little bit of that for his own pocket for his Wendy's budget for the week. And, yeah, then you can come right on over here and it's just like, the corruption is insane.
Crystal
You'd be able to just pull up on a boat and order a Big Mac and then leave.
Kifuri
I just, again, Tyler Perry was my real read this week, but I'm so fed up, done, and exhausted with this fucking administration, I can't get out of here fast enough. Like, get this bitch out of here. This is the worst first 100 days of any president presidency. Like, we're all over it. Everybody hates it. This nigga has, like, a 3% approval rating. Get us out of here. And I know for a fact he stole that election. Now I know it to be true. It ain't no way he legitimately won. And here we are dealing with the consequences.
Crystal
Did you hear about Ilana Garcia?
Kifuri
I did.
Crystal
Shut up.
Kifuri
Everything he does, every.
Crystal
This is not what we voted for every, ma' am.
Kifuri
It's literally. You not just voted, you campaigned for it. You. You promoted it and advertised it.
Crystal
He said he would do this, so.
Kifuri
It'S almost like this is exactly what you should have been expecting, baby girl. But yeah, yeah.
Crystal
5 million. Whoa.
Kifuri
Yeah, so it's not available yet, but.
Crystal
If you have gold with my money.
Kifuri
And, and, and if you're a business owner in the Middle east somewhere and you want to send your employees over for $5 million a pop, you can do that. Allegedly. We'll see. But yeah, it's bad.
Crystal
Those are the ones that are going.
Kifuri
To sell it to bad and getting worser. Bad and getting right. Because there's this whole. Anyway, I'm not getting into it. I'm not getting into it. Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.
Crystal
For literally all time.
Kifuri
I have to go. I have to go.
Crystal
All time. All time. Forever. If he decided not to be president tomorrow and left us, I would say it for the rest of my dying days. I hate if.
Kifuri
If Trump drops dead, you are going to see Americans celebrate in a way we have never. We will dance like David danced.
Crystal
I will reserve my spot in line to piss on the grave.
Kifuri
All right, all right, all right. Let's wrap it up. That is this week' because we the Secret Service. So that wraps up this week's episode of the show. Follow us on social media at. This is the read. This is the read.com is our website. Any other news from you, kid? Fury.
Crystal
I drop things a lot.
Kifuri
Okay. Okay.
Crystal
I had something that wasn't related to me, but I. It was just fun. No, I can't think of anything. Congratulations to Dustin. He had a live show out here in Los Angeles.
Kifuri
Oh, yeah.
Crystal
Last week. He also just had a show in Chicago. Shout out to Jade and Kia, who are also on tour. I think they're coming here in a couple of days. And yeah, if you didn't know, now you know. Get online. Go support the dolls. Go see them live and in color because they're great at the things.
Kifuri
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Episode Summary: "The Last Straw" – The Read Podcast by Loud Speakers Network (June 19, 2025)
Hosted by Kid Fury and Crissle
In this electrifying episode of "The Read," Kid Fury and Crissle navigate through a whirlwind of topics ranging from sports triumphs and celebrations of black excellence to poignant tributes and heated discussions on serious allegations within the entertainment industry. True to their signature style, the duo blends humor with candid commentary, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed.
The episode kicks off with a vibrant discussion about the Oklahoma City Thunder's recent performance. Kid Fury passionately recounts his experience at a Thunder game, emphasizing the unmatched energy and support from the fans. At [03:30], he exclaims:
"We hit 110 decibels in that arena on Wednesday night. Yes, it was incredible."
Crissle adds her excitement, highlighting the team's connection with the fans and the electric atmosphere that distinguishes Thunder games from others. Their mutual enthusiasm underscores the importance of sports as a unifying force in their lives and community.
Transitioning from sports, Kid Fury and Crissle celebrate black excellence by spotlighting the inaugural halftime show of the FIFA Club World Cup. At [10:24], Crissle announces:
"Headlining will be Tems."
They delve into the impressive lineup, which includes global superstars like J. Balvin and Doja Cat, emphasizing the significance of such events in promoting cultural diversity and excellence on an international stage. The hosts express their anticipation and pride in seeing these talented artists take the spotlight, reinforcing the episode's theme of celebrating black achievements.
Shifting gears, the hosts pay a heartfelt tribute to Ananda Lewis, who recently passed away after battling stage four breast cancer. At [13:09], Crissle shares:
"She was absolutely one of my favorite faces and voices on TV when I was a kid."
Kid Fury echoes these sentiments, reminiscing about Ananda's influential career as an MTV VJ and her role as a cultural icon in the late '90s and early 2000s. They reflect on her grace, intelligence, and the indelible mark she left on pop culture, urging listeners to remember her legacy and the importance of regular health check-ups.
In the "Hot Box" segment, the conversation begins with excitement over the new Marvel series "Ironheart." Crissle expresses her eagerness to watch, mentioning:
"Anthony Ramos is in it. I think he's playing a villain or co-villain, which is going to be interesting." ([18:48])
Kid Fury shares his anticipation, especially intrigued by the inclusion of Shea Coulee, highlighting the importance of diverse representation in such high-profile projects.
The tone shifts dramatically as the hosts delve into a serious and contentious topic—the lawsuit against Tyler Perry filed by actor Derek Dixon alleging sexual assault and harassment. Starting at [43:26], Crissle recounts:
"Derek Dixon alleges that Tyler Perry assaulted him on multiple occasions, including forcibly pulling off Mr. Dixon's clothing and attempting to force himself on him."
Kid Fury passionately critiques Perry’s actions, stating:
"The text messages are clear sexual harassment in the workplace." ([65:53])
Both hosts vehemently condemn the alleged behavior, discussing the broader implications of power dynamics in the entertainment industry. Their discourse underscores the importance of accountability and the need to support victims of harassment and assault.
The hosts address a letter from Kalea, a black non-binary lesbian dating a white cis bisexual woman whose parents are staunch MAGA supporters. At [82:12], Crissle responds:
"You cannot be subjected to that."
Kid Fury advises setting clear boundaries and prioritizing personal well-being over external pressures, emphasizing the importance of open communication with her partner about handling her parents' political beliefs.
Austin shares his struggle with an ex who harassed him during a period of intense grief following his uncle’s death. At [83:05], he writes:
"I ended up calling my ex. He held me while I cried and stayed with me the whole night."
Crissle and Kid Fury empathize with his pain, advising him to maintain strict boundaries to protect his emotional health. Kid Fury emphasizes the importance of surrounding oneself with supportive, non-toxic individuals during times of vulnerability.
As the episode draws to a close, Kid Fury and Crissle reinforce the importance of community support, self-care, and staying informed. They encourage listeners to continue reaching out with their stories and to seek strength in collective experiences.
Kid Fury on Sports Energy:
“We hit 110 decibels in that arena on Wednesday night. Yes, it was incredible.” ([03:30])
Crissle on Ananda Lewis's Influence:
“She was one of my favorite faces and voices on TV when I was a kid.” ([13:09])
Kid Fury on Tyler Perry’s Allegations:
“The text messages are clear sexual harassment in the workplace.” ([65:53])
Crissle Advising Kalea:
“You cannot be subjected to that.” ([82:12])
Crissle on Austin’s Situation:
“Don't call him again.” ([99:28])
"The Last Straw" masterfully balances lighthearted banter with in-depth discussions on significant societal issues. Kid Fury and Crissle provide a platform where entertainment meets earnest dialogue, ensuring their audience remains engaged and thoughtfully entertained. The episode not only celebrates achievements and memories but also bravely tackles difficult conversations, embodying the essence of "The Read" as a space for truth and camaraderie.