Podcast Summary: The Read – "This Man Is Not A Home"
Release Date: May 22, 2025
Host: Kid Fury and Crissle
Podcast: The Read by Loud Speakers Network
1. Celebrating Black Excellence
Janet Jackson's Icon Award
Kid Fury kicks off the episode by celebrating Janet Jackson, who is set to receive the Icon Award at the 2025 American Music Awards. Jackson's illustrious career, boasting 11 American Music Awards, five Grammys, and a Golden Globe, is highlighted as Crissle expresses her astonishment:
"I'm honestly, I'm shocked she hasn't already received this award... better late than never. Definitely well deserved."
[02:10] – Crissle
Quinta Brunson Honored in Philadelphia
The hosts also applaud Quinta Brunson for being awarded the key to Philadelphia, commending her contributions and multiple achievements.
"And Tyrese Maxey, and that's just about it. That is just about it. So, yeah. Go, Quinta."
[03:09] – Kid Fury
2. Pop Culture and Current Events
Angela Bassett's Ebony Cover
Crissle and Kid Fury discuss Angela Bassett gracing the cover of Ebony, praising her timeless beauty and dedication to maintaining her appearance.
"Angela Bassett has looked just like this all my life."
[04:35] – Crissle
They delve into the interviewer’s perspective and Bassett’s consistent allure, sharing personal anecdotes about encounters with the actress.
Halle Bailey and DDG Custody Battle
A heated discussion unfolds around Halle Bailey being granted temporary custody of DDG's child, Halo. The hosts critique DDG's behavior based on his online presence and interactions with his child, emphasizing the importance of responsible fatherhood over financial success.
"They don't care about DDG no more. This is the read, baby."
[08:51] – Kid Fury
Crissle adds, highlighting the negative impact of DDG's actions on his child's wellbeing.
Chris Brown's Legal Woes
Kid Fury reports on Chris Brown's arrest in Manchester for an alleged assault from two years prior. The incident involves Brown allegedly smashing a tequila bottle over a producer’s head, leading to significant legal repercussions.
"That's so hard because it's Chris Brown being violent, but I suppose we'll see how this plays out."
[14:15] – Crystal
Crissle voices skepticism over Brown's release for a tour, questioning the justice system's leniency.
Smokey Robinson's Sexual Assault Allegations
A serious segment addresses multiple sexual assault allegations against Smokey Robinson, involving former housekeepers from 2007 to 2024. The hosts condemn the accusations and discuss the broader implications of such misconduct in the entertainment industry.
"I'm disgusted by these allegations against Smokey Robinson."
[18:52] – Crystal
Joe Biden's Health Update
The conversation shifts to President Joe Biden's aggressive prostate cancer diagnosis, discussing the potential impact on his ability to fulfill presidential duties.
"His Gleason score is nine. That is very high risk."
[23:19] – Crystal
Crissle critiques public figures' reactions to Biden's health, intertwining political grievances.
3. Listener Letters and Advice
Claire's Abusive Relationship
Claire, a listener, shares her struggles with an abusive husband who belittles her efforts post-C-section while she juggles homeschooling her toddlers. She seeks advice on escaping the toxic relationship.
"I do feel safer with myself now, finding that I share too much with my kids because they are the only people I speak to."
[26:36] – Crystal
Kid Fury and Crissle offer support, encouraging Claire to prioritize her and her children's safety and consider therapy.
April's Marital Betrayal and Dating Dilemma
April writes about discovering her high school sweetheart and current husband has a long-term girlfriend. Overwhelmed by the betrayal, she seeks guidance on handling the ensuing divorce and reintegrating into the dating scene.
"How do I prepare for meeting new people? Are dating apps the only option?"
[43:18] – Crystal
The hosts strongly advise April to disengage from her current relationship before pursuing new connections, emphasizing self-care and psychological healing.
Judy Winslow's Family Neglect Post-Birth
Judy expresses frustration over her family's lack of support following the birth of her child. Despite reaching out, her relatives prioritize other events, including events featuring Beyoncé, over meeting her newborn.
"When a miracle happens in my life, I eventually had to ask people to come visit... but nobody made an effort to be there when it mattered."
[58:15] – Judy Winslow
Kid Fury and Crissle empathize with Judy, suggesting boundary-setting and therapeutic support to navigate her strained family dynamics.
4. HBO Max Rebranding and Streaming Services
A significant portion of the episode critiques HBO's rebranding of HBO Max back to its original name, expressing frustration over the unnecessary name changes and marketing mishaps.
"Max becomes HBO Max. That slogan is about as dumb as the name Max."
[86:56] – Kid Fury
Crissle and Kid Fury reminisce about the original branding, emphasizing the importance of consistency and brand recognition in streaming services.
5. WNBA and Angel Reese Controversies
The hosts turn their attention to the WNBA, particularly focusing on Angel Reese and the toxic behavior exhibited by fans. They condemn the harassment directed at players, highlighting the intersection of sports fandom and racial issues.
"Crissle and Kid Fury call out the relentless harassment of Angel Reese, advocating for respectful and supportive sports communities."
[97:00] – Crystal
They argue for separating personal biases and racism from sports enjoyment, urging fans to appreciate athletes' professionalism without toxic interference.
6. Closing Remarks
Kid Fury and Crissle wrap up the episode by reinforcing their commitment to addressing both light-hearted and serious topics, encouraging listeners to engage thoughtfully with pop culture and personal narratives.
"Yeah, you're not wrong for feeling how you feel. I would feel some type of way, too."
[59:48] – Kid Fury
They invite listeners to continue sending in their letters and engaging with the podcast's community.
Notable Quotes:
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"We don't give a fuck."
[07:32] – Kid Fury -
"I just can't believe you are even thinking about it while you are still not only sharing a home, but a bed."
[49:02] – Crissle -
"I hate everybody."
[54:41] – Kid Fury -
"It's a game. And they're not chess pieces. They're people."
[111:26] – Kid Fury
This episode of The Read navigates a spectrum of topics, from celebrating iconic figures to dissecting complex personal dramas and societal issues. Kid Fury and Crissle maintain their signature blend of humor and candor, providing listeners with insightful commentary and heartfelt advice.