Podcast Summary: The Read – "When Dogs Cry" (August 14, 2025)
Hosted by Kid Fury and Crissle from the Loud Speakers Network, "The Read" is a weekly podcast that delves into hip-hop and pop culture with a blend of humor, sharp commentary, and candid conversations. In the episode titled "When Dogs Cry," released on August 14, 2025, Kid Fury and Crissle navigate through a tapestry of topics ranging from celebrity achievements and personal dramas to societal issues and listener concerns.
1. Introduction and Black Excellence [00:02 – 05:22]
The episode kicks off with Kid Fury reminiscing about the nostalgia of CDs and compact discs, setting a light-hearted tone for the listeners.
Kid Fury [01:00]: "Children, a compact disc was a form of consuming data..."
Transitioning into the core theme of the episode, Kid Fury honors Beyoncé and her stylist Shiana Turin for winning a Primetime Emmy, celebrating their contributions to Black excellence.
Kid Fury [03:16]: "Simply the best. Better than all the rest."
Crissle echoes the congratulations, reinforcing Beyoncé's outstanding achievements.
Crissle [03:22]: "Long overdue Emmy for Ms. Beyoncé, but congratulations to both of you."
2. Beyoncé’s Gifts and Tour Highlights [04:31 – 08:05]
The hosts delve deeper into Beyoncé's generosity, discussing her gesture of gifting Louis Vuitton luggage to her dancers at the end of her tour.
Kid Fury [04:31]: "Beyoncé is gifted her cowboy Carter dancers with Louis Vuitton luggage to celebrate the end of the tour."
Crissle appreciates the thoughtful gesture, emphasizing Beyoncé's commitment to her team.
Crissle [05:22]: "Shout out to Parkwood. Treating those dancers right."
They also touch upon Beyoncé’s collaborations with brands like Levi's, leading to speculations about her future projects.
3. Cardi B’s Upcoming Album and Sampling Controversy [09:40 – 12:10]
The conversation shifts to Cardi B’s highly anticipated album, "Am I the Drama," and the buzz surrounding her decision to sample Jay-Z’s music.
Crissle [09:40]: "Cardi B has an album called 'Am I the Drama' that's dropping on September 19th."
Kid Fury questions the reception within the rap community regarding her sampling choices.
Kid Fury [10:04]: "Cardi B can't touch no Jay Z sample. Absolutely not."
Crissle remains cautiously optimistic about the album, highlighting Cardi B's track record of producing hits despite criticisms.
4. Cash Doll’s Relationship Drama [14:00 – 19:00]
Kid Fury brings up the tumultuous relationship of influencer Cash Doll, highlighting her public disputes with NFL player Zadarius Smith and her child's father, Tracy T.
Kid Fury [15:30]: "Tracy posted a video mocking Zadarius, saying, 'That's my baby mama.'"
Crissle empathizes with the complexities of co-parenting and the impact of social media on personal relationships.
Crissle [15:38]: "We say that all the time. She's a good trainer, but she's neglecting him."
The hosts critique the public nature of these disputes, emphasizing the need for maturity and responsible behavior.
5. Sha' Carri Richardson’s Legal Issues [24:28 – 30:19]
The episode covers Sha' Carri Richardson's arrest at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on domestic violence charges after an altercation with her boyfriend, Kristen Coleman.
Kid Fury [25:44]: "Shakira Richardson was arrested... attacking her boyfriend."
Crissle expresses skepticism about Richardson’s public apology, noting a lack of sincerity in her demeanor.
Crissle [28:00]: "The video felt insincere... she looked like she just did it because she felt she should."
They discuss the broader implications of public apologies and the importance of genuine accountability.
6. Animal Rights and SeaWorld [22:00 – 28:00]
Crissle and Kid Fury transition to discussing animal welfare, specifically critiquing SeaWorld's practices. They reference documentaries like "Blackfish" to highlight the ethical concerns surrounding marine animal captivity.
Kid Fury [22:04]: "Even as a kid, SeaWorld was like... I don't feel like this was supposed to be an entertainment destination."
Crissle agrees, emphasizing the need for better treatment and understanding of marine animals.
Crissle [23:08]: "It was unacceptable... things have to change."
7. Listener Letters: Pet Issues [76:36 – 99:57]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to addressing listener questions about pet care and roommate conflicts involving pets.
a. Ari’s WNBA and Film Inquiry [76:36 – 82:39]
Ari asks about favorite WNBA players and thoughts on the film "Weapons." Crissle shares her admiration for rookies like Sonya Citron and Kiki, while Kid Fury discusses the film's themes.
Crissle [78:00]: "I'm loving these freshmen over on the Mystics... Sonya and Keke are killing me."
b. Hope’s Dilemma with a Friend’s Dog [89:14 – 99:57]
Hope seeks advice on whether to "steal" her friend Tamara’s dog, Pebbles, due to Tamara's neglectful pet ownership.
Hope [91:08]: "Do I steal this dog? I've been plotting all summer to keep Pebbles."
Kid Fury and Crissle advise against illegal actions, emphasizing ethical considerations and suggesting communication strategies.
Crissle [93:38]: "You need to have a conversation with Tamara about your concerns..."
c. Julian’s Roommate Conflict [99:57 – 115:44]
Julian describes a conflict with a new roommate over moving the roommate’s dog during cleaning, leading to accusations of abuse.
Julian [100:57]: "Should I go up to him and validate his emotions and try to be on good terms?"
The hosts recommend validating emotions without compromising their stance, advocating for respectful communication and boundaries.
Crissle [112:16]: "Validating someone's emotions doesn't mean agreeing with their point of view."
8. Political Commentary and Social Issues [132:57 – 148:48]
The hosts address a heartfelt letter from JG, critiquing Donald Trump and his administration's impact on justice and advocacy roles.
JG Read [132:57]: "Donald J. Trump... I'm being cast aside, bitch."
Kid Fury and Crissle express solidarity with JG, condemning the administration's policies and their detrimental effects on societal structures.
Crissle [141:23]: "This country is a complete joke in every possible way."
They discuss broader societal issues, including education, crime, and economic inequality, framing them within the context of political failures.
Kid Fury [146:01]: "It's worse now with him just kind of handshaking people into incredibly high positions..."
9. Movie Reviews: "Weapons" [75:00 – 85:14]
Kid Fury reviews the horror film "Weapons," praising its blend of true crime and horror elements.
Kid Fury [80:25]: "I loved 'Weapons'... The acting was excellent. The ending was awesome."
Crissle shares her apprehensions about the film's aggressive poster design but acknowledges the movie's effective storytelling.
Crissle [84:48]: "The poster is aggressively... not for me."
They compare it to similar films like "Barbarian," discussing the evolution of horror cinema.
10. Additional Banter and Final Thoughts [85:14 – 149:05]
The latter part of the episode features the hosts engaging in lively banter about modern societal behaviors, such as phone usage during movies, further reinforcing their stance on personal accountability and respectful interactions.
Kid Fury [125:19]: "You have an attention that bad? This is what I'm saying."
Crissle and Kid Fury conclude by reiterating their support for responsible pet ownership and advocating for constructive communication in roommate situations.
Crissle [127:32]: "It's something like that where we can just talk about it."
They wrap up with a political slam against ineffective leadership and a call for systemic change, aligning with listener JG's frustrations.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Kid Fury [03:16]: "Simply the best. Better than all the rest."
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Crissle [30:19]: "I have a zero tolerance policy for people putting their hands on others."
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Kid Fury [99:19]: "The dog doesn't belong to you. Pebbles belongs to her."
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Crissle [141:23]: "This country is a complete joke in every possible way."
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Kid Fury [80:25]: "I loved 'Weapons'... The acting was excellent. The ending was awesome."
Conclusion
In "When Dogs Cry," Kid Fury and Crissle offer a comprehensive and engaging discussion that seamlessly weaves through celebrity culture, personal relationships, animal rights, societal critiques, and listener interactions. Their candidness and humor provide both entertainment and insightful commentary, making the episode a rich experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
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