A Really Good Best of 2024 Part One

Summary

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff – Episode: A Really Good Best of 2024 Part One

Released on December 11, 2024, "A Really Good Best of 2024 Part One" serves as a vibrant compilation of memorable moments, engaging discussions, and entertaining interactions on The Really Good Podcast. Hosted by the charismatic Bobbi Althoff, alongside Studio71, this episode features an array of guests including Ben the Don, YG, JoJo Siwa, Suki, and Destiny, each contributing to the lively atmosphere that defines the show.

1. Welcoming the Guests

The episode kicks off at [02:37] with Bobbi enthusiastically welcoming her guests. Bobbi’s unique interviewing style shines as she dives straight into conversations without formal introductions, setting a relaxed and humorous tone.

Bobbi: "Welcome to season three of the really good podcast. Today we're with Ben. He's not related to Ari." [09:32]

2. Exploring Fame and Personal Backgrounds

A significant portion of the episode revolves around discussions about fame, personal achievements, and the humorous side of being recognized in unexpected ways.

Ben the Don: "That promo says you're the 7809th most famous Ben in the world. That's a lot." [13:17]

Bobbi and Ben engage in a playful debate about their rankings on "Famous Birthdays," highlighting the absurdity and fun in measuring fame.

Bobbi: "I'm a little bit more famous than you are." [14:00]

The conversation expands to include YG, who shares his thoughts on Bobbi's therapy journey, emphasizing the importance of mental health.

YG: "I'm glad you have a therapist." [07:32]

Bobbi: "If you guys ever need a therapist, I'll give you her name." [07:34]

3. Humorous Takes on Tobacco and Cannabis

The podcast takes a comedic turn as the guests discuss smoking, blending misinformation with laughter. Bobbi questions the nature of tobacco and cannabis, leading to a series of jokes and misunderstandings.

Bobbi: "I feel like weed is healthy and I feel like cigarettes are unhealthy." [19:09]

YG: "You think she's getting smaller?" [17:29]

This segment underscores the camaraderie among the guests, using humor to navigate through casual yet engaging topics.

4. Musical Interlude with JoJo Siwa

JoJo Siwa brings musical flair to the episode, engaging in a sing-along segment that lightens the mood and showcases her vibrant personality.

JoJo Siwa: "We will, we will rock you." [51:28]

Bobbi encourages JoJo to demonstrate her performance skills, leading to a playful exchange about singing and dancing.

Bobbi: "You should have just said that." [35:14]

5. Paranormal Adventure in the Haunted Museum

A standout moment occurs when the group explores a haunted museum, blending suspense with humor. As they navigate through eerie exhibits, Bobbi’s fear adds an authentic touch to the adventure.

Bobbi: "Can you fix it for me? Thank you." [07:07]

Matt Rice: "They used to do, like, for real sacrifices, like, actual people. Were actual people died in the basement? Yes." [39:34]

The segment culminates in a collective sense of thrill and amusement as they encounter spooky elements.

6. Light-hearted Banter and Personal Anecdotes

Throughout the episode, the guests share personal stories and engage in light-hearted banter, enhancing the show’s relatable and entertaining dynamic.

Ben the Don: "No, hell no. You should be top haunted, too." [14:35]

Destiny: "I never walk on treadmills, but I really like going for walks, so." [06:03]

Such interactions highlight the diverse personalities of the guests and their ability to connect with each other and the audience.

7. Reflections on Relationships and Single Life

The conversation touches on relationships and the complexities of being single, with humor and sincerity blending seamlessly.

Bobbi: "Are you gonna help me find one?" [25:11]

YG: "Yeah. So I asked that question because when we get Done with this. We can go around the corner and you can probably meet your next love." [25:13]

These exchanges provide insightful yet entertaining perspectives on personal relationships.

8. Engaging Comedy and Improv

The guests frequently engage in improvisational comedy, creating spontaneous and humorous moments that resonate with listeners.

Unknown: "You a hugger?" [45:33]

Bobbi: "I'm tired of being ghetto like that. People ask for food." [47:20]

Their quick wit and improv skills add a dynamic layer to the episode, making it both unpredictable and enjoyable.

9. Closing Thoughts and Final Interactions

As the episode progresses towards its conclusion, the guests continue their playful interactions, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.

Unknown: "Haha, let me hit the motherfucker. Don't hit the... I'm gonna light that thing up." [48:46]

Suki: "I just wear it." [44:09]

These final moments encapsulate the lighthearted and inclusive spirit of The Really Good Podcast, ensuring that listeners remain engaged and entertained until the end.

Notable Quotes

• Ben the Don: "That gives you access to your pay as you work up to $100 per day..." [01:53]
• JoJo Siwa: "He is the lead singer for the band Queen." [35:14]
• Bobbi Althoff: "It's a gift so special, they'll use it every day." [09:32]

Conclusion

"A Really Good Best of 2024 Part One" encapsulates the essence of The Really Good Podcast—a blend of humor, genuine conversations, and entertaining banter among a diverse group of guests. Bobbi Althoff’s masterful hosting, combined with the unique personalities of her guests, creates an episode that is both engaging and memorable. Whether discussing fame, relationships, or embarking on a spooky adventure, this episode offers a delightful listen for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Bobby]

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[Ben]

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[Bobby]

Welcome to the really good podcast. What do you mean, hang good? What do you think? What do I think? This is crazy. Guys, we've got the one and only.

[Ben the Don]

Are you gonna introduce me?

[Bobby]

No, I never introduce my guest, y'all.

[Ben the Don]

I'm Ben, also known as Ben the Don.

[Bobby]

Today we've got yg.

[YG]

How y'all doing?

[Bobby]

They're doing great.

[YG]

They're doing great.

[Bobby]

How you doing? I'm great. Yeah. Yeah. This is nice. This great house.

[YG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Thank you for having me.

[YG]

Yeah. Welcome to the ghetto.

[Bobby]

I love it here. Yeah. Yeah.

[YG]

That's what's up.

[JoJo Siwa]

JoJo siwa. Welcome.

[Bobby]

She invited me over to her dance studio.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah. This is. Technically, it's my studio. It's my home. It's my second home. Here's my favorite place in the world.

[Bobby]

Say your name. Say your name, dude.

[Matt Rice]

Matt Rice.

[Bobby]

He's somehow convinced me to go into this place that we could leave with something on us, in us, with us.

[Matt Rice]

It's not a strip club. I do realize by the red lights, it very well could be. It's not. It's not.

[Bobby]

It's worse.

[Matt Rice]

It's not even that bad. It's. It's. Zac Baggins Haunted Museum in Vegas.

[Bobby]

It's fun if you, like, want to have a spirit attached to you. So far, what he's told me is that there's a doll in there that if I provoke, which that just sounds scary, it'll make my nose bleed, potentially. And that there is. There's a box that caused Post Malone to crash his plane or something.

[Matt Rice]

Oh, the Divock box. Yeah. That kind of fucked up his life.

[Destiny]

For a little bit.

[Bobby]

Are you.

[Matt Rice]

Are you more scared now or when YG took you to the hood?

[Bobby]

I'll be honest. 100% now. What do you mean? I don't believe you guys seen the video. I swear in my life. Are you mocking me?

[Matt Rice]

A thousand percent. Matt, stop stressing out. Put your hair down.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Suki]

Just a little bit.

[Bobby]

You used to more youe need more oh, my God. It got warm when they did that. Got warm. That was nice. It's kind of cold in here. Oh, he's gone again. Are you ready?

[Unknown]

We f to turn up We f to go so long We f to go until we just can't go no more up close why is this behind me?

[Bobby]

Because mine is right here.

[Unknown]

That's her.

[Bobby]

No, it's. It's. It's ours.

[Unknown]

I don't want that beside me.

[Bobby]

You can put it on my side. You don't have to have it. You can put it right here. Is that what you want?

[Unknown]

I just feel the energy of that hoe on my shoulder.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's put it on my shoulder. Let's put it on my shoulder. I would love the energy of. Can I with you off real quick? Sorry.

[Unknown]

Hey, what you doing? You trying to choke me, Cuz I will call 12 on your ass. We'll call police. You know I ain't in the streets no more. I can do that, man.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Unknown]

You call 911 on you, I guess. What? Yeah, I feel they home on my other show today.

[Bobby]

Do you want. Which one do you want?

[Destiny]

Maybe this one because I've just been drinking my water here and stuff.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You look like you made yourself right at home.

[Destiny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You like treadmills?

[Destiny]

I never walk on treadmills, but I really like going for walks, so.

[Bobby]

Okay. We can go on a walk.

[Destiny]

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobby]

Can you do these lower decline?

[Destiny]

Yeah. I figured out that you press the 6 or the 3 for whatever level you want to be at. Or 0.

[Bobby]

Oh, negative 5.

[Destiny]

Thank you for having me.

[Bobby]

You're welcome. Mine's not working.

[Destiny]

It takes a really long time. I couldn't figure it out.

[Bobby]

It's working. It's working.

[Destiny]

What. What were you up to?

[Bobby]

I was just getting ready for this. I. I thought we were going to do gymnastics.

[Destiny]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

I saw that it was at, like, a gym. This is. I don't like this. Oh, no, it's working.

[Destiny]

It is pretty confusing.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't think I like this brand.

[Destiny]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't want to get sponsored by them.

[Destiny]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You're walking kind of slow, Docs.

[Destiny]

Yeah.

[JoJo Siwa]

What?

[Bobby]

I have to go up. Why? That's harder. Can you fix it for me? Thank you. Oh. Oh, I got it now. I see. I see it.

[Destiny]

Thanks again for singing to me. Thank you.

[YG]

I think I'm not okay being one.

[Bobby]

Of your favorite songs songs right now. It's so good.

[YG]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

It's so good. I listened to it a hundred times and then. But also I had to call my therapist after. I'm glad you have a therapist. Yeah. How long have you been doing the work? Oh, like a year now. Really? Yeah. And right after helping. Oh, it's so good. Yeah. If you guys ever need a therapist, I'll give you her name. We've done people who are. We do do a lot of work. We're still very consistent in our therapy. Are you? I love it. I think it's great, man. I was so sad this morning. And then I called her. I, like, called when I got on the phone. No, this isn't. Don't be sad for me, because then I will stop telling the story.

[Ben]

I don't like people to feel bad.

[Bobby]

No. Okay, now we can't talk about this anymore. You're allowed to have feelings.

[Ben the Don]

God forbid.

[Bobby]

We almost got feelings. Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

We get too excited.

[Bobby]

No, but you're allowed to have feelings. What were you sad about? Oh, just life. But is it not going how you. No, it is, but sometimes I just get sad. And then your song doesn't help. It makes you really think about everything.

[Ben the Don]

Y'all, I'm Ben, also known as Ben the Don. But I'ma let you tell them.

[Bobby]

Tell them what? About you. Yeah, he's related to Ari the Don.

[Ben the Don]

I'm what?

[Bobby]

How? Aren't you?

[Ben the Don]

You said I'm what?

[Bobby]

Related.

[Ben the Don]

How am I related to Ari the Don?

[Bobby]

You have the same last name. What do you mean?

[Ben the Don]

Bobby? Let's. Y'all want to start again? Because that's not our last name.

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Ben the Don]

That's like black people stage names. The Don is like what we add on the back of our regular names to make it have color layers.

[Bobby]

What does it mean? What's your real name?

[Ben the Don]

Ben.

[Bobby]

Then what?

[Ben the Don]

Ben. It ain't on. Got. You know how Mick Jagger got his name? It's Ben. Oh, ain't it? Don't. Ain't nothing else to go with.

[Bobby]

There's no relationship between you and Ari?

[YG]

No.

[Unknown]

What?

[Ben the Don]

What? Why would me and Aria.

[Bobby]

I don't know. Maybe your cousins do. I got a big booty I haven't seen. Do you want to show the girls? No.

[Ben the Don]

Okay, then. So. No.

[Bobby]

All right, well, we're off to a bad start.

[Ben the Don]

We're not off to a. But just restart. Let's go. Start. Start from here.

[Bobby]

Okay. Welcome to season three of the really good podcast. Today we're with Ben. He's not related to Ari.

[Ben the Don]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

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[Ben]

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[Bobby]

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[Ben the Don]

That was like the third or fourth. You said 7,000 something.

[Bobby]

7,000, 809.

[Ben the Don]

Most popular on the whole. On the.

[Bobby]

All the bands.

[Ben the Don]

There's no not bins. Are you nuts?

[Bobby]

No, I swear. That's it. That's not for people, period. In the world.

[Ben the Don]

Right?

[Bobby]

Okay, well, that's good. That's actually really good.

[Ben the Don]

It's not that good.

[Bobby]

What do you think? It says Be top.

[Ben the Don]

Top Han. No.

[Bobby]

Well, let's look at mine. Yeah, I bet you I'm like 9,000. Yeah, well, don't say yeah, you're supposed to disagree.

[Ben the Don]

No, hell no. You should be top haunted, too.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's see. Famous birthdays is where I was finding that.

[Ben the Don]

Like, what is. What is famous birthdays?

[Bobby]

I don't know, but they didn't ask.

[Ben the Don]

To be on there.

[Bobby]

I didn't ask it either, but let's see what they say. Oh, my God.

[Ben the Don]

What?

[Bobby]

I'm a little bit more famous than you are.

[Ben the Don]

Which one?

[Bobby]

I'm 1736.

[Ben the Don]

That's that privilege. White privilege. I'm telling you now. Now, say I was Caucasian. I'd be in the top 1200.

[Bobby]

Would you?

[Ben the Don]

Yeah. Like being athlete.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. I'm the most famous. Bobby. What? Let's see if you're the most famous, Ben.

[Ben the Don]

Being Affleck. Being Schwarzenegger. Wait, Being.

[Bobby]

You know what's crazy is they don't. Don't talk about him.

[Ben the Don]

I ain't tight. The nigga dead. What you want me to say?

[Bobby]

I don't think his name was Ben.

[Ben the Don]

It was being like a being where you put plastic and shit.

[Bobby]

Wait, you're the number four most famous person from Tennessee? Yeah.

[Ben the Don]

In what?

[Bobby]

From Tennessee?

[Ben the Don]

You go back to the most famous being.

[Bobby]

That's not on here. That's not nice of them. They didn't even rank you in that.

[Ben the Don]

I'm the most. I'm the fourth most famous from Tennessee?

[Bobby]

Yeah, from Tennessee. You're the force. Listen, Elvis.

[Ben the Don]

Listen, Dolph, then Ben.

[Bobby]

Okay? Listen, it says you're the number four most famous Instagram star born in Tennessee.

[Ben the Don]

Are they going to keep Dwindling it down.

[Bobby]

I got.

[Ben the Don]

I don't know if that's a good thing or just like I'm the only one.

[Bobby]

I've never met another one.

[Ben the Don]

Next segment.

[Bobby]

Wait, you're number 14? Most famous 32 year old on Instagram.

[Ben the Don]

Do I need to start pulling out some statistics?

[Bobby]

No, we're not. Next segment. So you think I'm lost?

[Ben the Don]

Yeah, until you found black dudes.

[Bobby]

Okay, I tried your tobacco thing and I didn't like it. I really like.

[Ben the Don]

You don't even know what tobacco is.

[Bobby]

It's a cigarette. Do you think they, like, break the cigarette apart and put it into there?

[Ben the Don]

Girl, tobacco is a leaf.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Ben the Don]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Bobby]

Where does it grow? Is it like.

[Ben the Don]

Is it what they teach you in community college? They didn't tell you that that tobacco was a crop? You ain't never heard of a crop of tobacco? A crop.

[Bobby]

I didn't know about tobacco.

[Ben the Don]

How do you not know about tobacco?

[Bobby]

I just. That never occurred to me that it could be.

[Ben the Don]

It wasn't an occurrence. It was supposed to be taught to you.

[Bobby]

They don't teach that in community college. Ben.

[Ben the Don]

What the hell? Y'all going there and color.

[Bobby]

It's free, so it's not like we're really paying coloring books.

[Ben the Don]

It's what they do in community college. Coloring book. And do. Do do your timetables.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I did do that.

[Ben the Don]

We learned at fourth grade.

[Bobby]

I didn't learn that in fourth grade. I failed fourth grade.

[Ben the Don]

See? And was wrong. At 22, something happens. Something in there was not supposed to happen.

[Bobby]

I feel like it was all exactly what was gonna happen if you're failing fourth grade. I feel like the failing fourth grade don't do that.

[Ben the Don]

A little piece of weed.

[Bobby]

I don't like how that. Let's not do it again. You want kids?

[Ben the Don]

Hell, yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'm sure somebody watching this will help you with that.

[Ben the Don]

Girls who like black dudes.

[Bobby]

Are you picky? What are you looking for in a girl? Let's do a little.

[Ben the Don]

A lot of ass. Stand up.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's not me.

[Ben the Don]

No, but they've been saying you've been getting thick. That's word around town. And I ain't gonna tell you who said it, but a lot of folk been saying it.

[Bobby]

I'm not standing up.

[Ben the Don]

Stand up.

[Bobby]

I can't.

[Ben the Don]

You know what I think it is because you've been hanging out with Ari some of that ass and transferred through the air and came to you.

[Bobby]

You think hers is getting smaller?

[Ben the Don]

No, but she gave You a little piece of ad A little extra.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Ben the Don]

Because you know how when women. When women live together, they synced together.

[Bobby]

Is this okay now?

[Ben the Don]

Y. You got a little ass synced together with Arby.

[Bobby]

I didn't learn that part in community college that you could do that.

[Ben the Don]

You didn't learn that y'all synced together?

[Bobby]

No. That you can give ass to somebody else.

[Ben the Don]

Really? Y'all period is like Bluetooth. You can sync. You could sync with a girl that you live with. Do y'all go together and y'all be arguing with each other at the same time?

[Bobby]

No, we don't argue. Oh, what? We don't argue? We really don't. We don't.

[Ben the Don]

Why are you saying so when it. When it.

[Bobby]

Then we're just emotional. One word. When it's.

[Ben the Don]

When both of yalls on your period, we're just crying. Whole house smell like pennies.

[Bobby]

That's disgusting. What is wrong with you?

[Ben the Don]

Next segment. Sorry about that. You want to hit this?

[Bobby]

She said wait, no. Is this mine? It has no tobacco in it.

[Ben the Don]

No, no. I was going to let you hit the big boy.

[Bobby]

No, no.

[Ben the Don]

I like your hair. It looks nice.

[Bobby]

Thank you. I'm not. Oh, you want me to hold it? Sure.

[Ben the Don]

Hit that. You. But when you hit it.

[Bobby]

I'm not.

[Ben the Don]

Remember how I told you how to hold that? You hold it like a pencil.

[Bobby]

All right, I'm gonna hit that one.

[Ben the Don]

Yeah, but that's like a little. Little eraser. You hold that one like a pencil.

[Bobby]

Am I holding it right?

[Ben the Don]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So now can you hit this one? I mean.

[Ben the Don]

No, I'm gonna light it up for you, but hit that real quick.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Ben the Don]

So. No.

[Bobby]

Oh, God. I think I actually did it, Bobby. Yeah. No, I don't like the smell of cigarettes. And that's what this is smelling.

[Ben the Don]

Don't smell like. No, that's zah. What are you talking about?

[Bobby]

I feel like weed is healthy and I feel like cigarettes are unhealthy.

[Ben the Don]

Don't got shit to do with nothing we got going on.

[Bobby]

No, it does, because this is basically a cigarette. Do you know what they say cigarettes do?

[Ben the Don]

I know they taught you what tobacco is. So are we in Prince?

[Bobby]

I do know that on the packages it has picked of people's lungs.

[Ben the Don]

Do you know smoke is bad, period?

[Bobby]

Not.

[Ben the Don]

Cause we supposed to be inhaling oxygen.

[Bobby]

No, I think we're supposed to be inhaling weed. I do. I feel like that's a thing.

[Ben the Don]

Whatever. You know what? You right.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Ben the Don]

Whatever you say, Bobby.

[Bobby]

No, don't do that.

[Ben the Don]

You know what?

[Bobby]

You right, baby girl.

[Ben the Don]

That's probably what they told you in Community College. Four times four equals 80. You right, baby. Here go your diploma. Yeah, whatever they get. What degree they give you?

[Bobby]

Political science.

[Ben the Don]

So, like, I got my bachelor's.

[Bobby]

Yeah, so I got my associate's degree in political science.

[Ben the Don]

I'm a poli sci major.

[Bobby]

Oh, we know so much of the same stuff.

[Ben the Don]

We don't know close to none of.

[Bobby]

This shit we do.

[Ben the Don]

If you came to one of my classes, I would fail, not fail. But it probably just tell you you need to pick a different major. That's usually what they say to people. I'll go like sports.

[Bobby]

I don't think that's what they would do to me.

[YG]

Sports.

[Ben the Don]

Or like nursing. Not nursing, but like kid care.

[Bobby]

How are we holding this?

[Ben the Don]

Like a pencil. Like you finna sign the scantron.

[Bobby]

Oh. Oh, God. Okay, so I'm gonna sign it like this.

[Ben the Don]

Yeah. And.

[Bobby]

Oh, I get it now.

[Ben the Don]

Then bring that motherfucker up top. Yeah, bring it up top, though. Because nobody give a fuck if you smoke. It's about looking cool. Why you smoke. So, like, play some music in your head and just think about whatever your song is and hit that more.

[Bobby]

There's no tobacco in this.

[Ben the Don]

No gravel.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[Ben the Don]

That's why they shit weeks off.

[Bobby]

Is this working?

[Ben the Don]

I don't. Bro, if you're gonna sit there and play with it. Oh, stop playing with it.

[Bobby]

I wasn't. I was trying to learn. Do you think you're gonna burn my fingers?

[Ben the Don]

No, I'm not. Girl. I know what I'm doing.

[Bobby]

Okay. Is it supposed to be on fire?

[Ben the Don]

No. Yeah. No. Heat that, motherfucker. Like I told Up Top. Up top.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Okay, okay. I think it's okay.

[Ben the Don]

And play that song in your head.

[Bobby]

I think I smelled tobacco in this.

[Ben the Don]

You don't smell no damn tobacco.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'm gonna cover my eyes because it's like I can feel it in my eyes.

[YG]

Yeah, you in the trenches. Hey, can somebody take a picture so I can see how I look, please? I'm not a diva, but, like, I'm just trying to. Where are you from?

[Bobby]

My house that I grew up in was, like, in Riverside, Riverside County.

[YG]

Oh, so you from California?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[YG]

Oh, I didn't know that. What's up, girl?

[Bobby]

Yeah, you okay.

[YG]

No gang in this.

[Bobby]

I'm from, like, Paris.

[YG]

I thought she was from, like, Tennessee or some shit. Yeah, I thought she was like, rock and roll.

[Bobby]

I see a lot of people think that. No, I grew up in Paris.

[YG]

I had racist and shit. I'm just saying.

[Bobby]

Okay. Nope.

[YG]

That's what's up.

[Bobby]

My grandma's from Pasadena.

[YG]

Wait, so you from. You from the I and you not a YG fan?

[Bobby]

I didn't say I wasn't.

[YG]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

I am. She's just like. She knows every song and she knows like, everything about you.

[YG]

That's what's up.

[Bobby]

Yeah, no, I am a fan or I wouldn't be sitting here.

[YG]

Oh, so you not no stranger of where you at right now? It ain't like. It ain't not like.

[Bobby]

Not that. No, I mean, my grandma is like. Like, lived her entire life in Pasadena, so it was like not that far from over here.

[YG]

Pdo. Pdo.

[Bobby]

I've never. What's that?

[YG]

Oh, nothing. It was just some.

[Bobby]

Some what?

[YG]

Nothing, Nothing.

[Bobby]

Can you just.

[YG]

No, it's just some. Some culture.

[Bobby]

Can you repeat it?

[YG]

Pdl. Pdl?

[Bobby]

Pasadena?

[YG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Does every. Does.

[YG]

Pasadena. Lanez.

[Bobby]

P, D, O. Pasadena. Lanez.

[YG]

Pasadena, Denver. Lanez.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, I'm confused. Where's the L going?

[YG]

What? Lanez.

[Bobby]

Oh, pdl. Yeah.

[YG]

Pdl.

[Bobby]

I have a very valley girl accent, so. Yeah. What are you doing?

[YG]

Checking on my friends.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm almost done.

[YG]

So you never dated a thug?

[Bobby]

I can't say that I have.

[YG]

Do you want to know what it sounds like to date a thug?

[Bobby]

What it sounds. Sounds like? I feel like you're going to just. You're going to let me listen regardless.

[YG]

Play you. Would it sound like to date a thr.

[Bobby]

To date one? How could a sound be what it sounds like?

[YG]

Cuz people be having perspectives in their mind. Like d a thug, you think like, of the wildest, dangerous most things, but really like Dana thug sound like.

[Bobby]

Are you the. The thug in question? What's happening?

[Ben the Don]

You got all that ass.

[YG]

I'mma smack and make it jiggle.

[Bobby]

Is that. Is that your song?

[YG]

It's a song, but it's.

[Bobby]

Is it yours is what I'm asking.

[YG]

It's a song.

[Bobby]

Okay, so it's not yours.

[YG]

It's my song.

[Bobby]

It. You wrote that song. It's a very descriptive song that you had there.

[YG]

Yeah, but like, I'm promoting like thug shit.

[Bobby]

Dating a thug you want to promote.

[YG]

I think you like you so innocent. I think that. Well, you look so innocent.

[Bobby]

You think I should.

[YG]

The ones that look innocent be the ones. But you look so innocent. I think opposites attract, so I should.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna help me find one?

[YG]

Yeah. So I asked that question because when we get Done with this. We can go around the corner and you can probably meet your next love. Well, you said you married.

[Bobby]

Honeymoon.

[YG]

Oh, you can meet your next husband.

[Bobby]

Oh.

[YG]

And I just wanted to like, let you know that.

[Bobby]

Thank you. I appreciate you thinking about that soundtrack to dating. Oh, no.

[YG]

Yes. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

[Bobby]

They're gonna play that song or like, I don't got it.

[YG]

That's the vibe. Like. Oh, like, that's just the vibe of like the relationship.

[Bobby]

That's cool.

[YG]

Do you understand what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

Not really. Like, so, to be honest with you.

[YG]

So when you. When you think of, like dating a thug, like, what do you imagine? Like, what do you hear here?

[Bobby]

I don't hear anything. I'm just saying, like, I hear myself just being like. Hi.

[YG]

Just think of a mood board.

[Bobby]

Like a mood board together. Like a mood board. Yeah.

[YG]

Of dating a thug. Like, what do you see? What do you hear? Like, you know what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

Well, in mood boards, generally, I don't think there's like, sound.

[YG]

I know. So what do you see?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I see myself and then, then the thug in question.

[YG]

What it look like?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I haven't. I can't. I haven't gotten that far. Are you.

[YG]

It look like arguments and.

[Bobby]

No, cuz I didn't know.

[YG]

That's what I'm trying to tell you. I played you the soundtrack. I'm saying you get the vibe. It's beautiful.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[YG]

Trying to tell you.

[Bobby]

Sign me up.

[YG]

That's what I'm saying. Like, you and your sister around the corner, you should try it out.

[Bobby]

What about my assistant? Should she also come and. And date a thug?

[YG]

She probably already got one. No. Where you from? She definitely dated a thug. You definitely dated a thug?

[Bobby]

A thug.

[YG]

Rough around the edges, you know what I'm saying? Grew up in poverty, you know, love the streets, you know, probably got a little mental health issues.

[Bobby]

I feel like you're just describing me. Am I a thug? Is that what I've learned? I mean, would you consider me one if I check those boxes?

[YG]

It depends. You could be a. You definitely could be a thug.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think I am. Did you check if your friends are okay?

[YG]

They didn't answer my phone call, so.

[Bobby]

Are they? Probably, potentially, perhaps not. Okay.

[YG]

No, that's straight. They straight.

[Bobby]

How would you believe?

[YG]

We believe in God and we pray.

[Bobby]

So you prayed. You.

[YG]

The Lord is protecting us.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Good job. I'm going to finish this now.

[YG]

Hey, she need another shot, bro.

[Bobby]

She. He needs another shot. She I. I corrected myself.

[YG]

How? Like, how did you even. Like.

[Bobby]

I copied you. You said she needs another shot.

[YG]

How did you get confused in the first place with that? That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy.

[Bobby]

That's not crazy. You said she needs a shot. And then what did I say? What did I say? I copied you. And then I realized that that was not. I shouldn't be copying you. And I. I didn't. I.

[YG]

Kind of crazy. That's kind of disrespectful.

[Bobby]

I didn't mean to disrespect you, sir.

[YG]

That's kind of disrespectful.

[Bobby]

Let it go.

[YG]

You know what? I got something for that.

[Bobby]

No. Well, stop. Don't.

[YG]

Hey, home girl.

[Bobby]

That's.

[YG]

Come get her. No, I'm playing.

[Bobby]

That's not funny. I feel like somebody might with you.

[YG]

Come on.

[Bobby]

What if they did? That'd be crazy.

[YG]

This love.

[Bobby]

Wait, I haven't even finished my first shot.

[YG]

It's California love.

[Bobby]

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[JoJo Siwa]

I'm 21.

[Bobby]

You're 21?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, you're so young.

[JoJo Siwa]

I'm a baby still.

[Bobby]

Wait, I didn't realize you were so young. I thought we were the same age. Now I feel really old.

[JoJo Siwa]

How old are you?

[Bobby]

I'm 26.

[JoJo Siwa]

You're not really old.

[Bobby]

I am. You're 21.

[JoJo Siwa]

You're 20s.

[Bobby]

You just. Did you just. When was your birthday?

[JoJo Siwa]

May 19th. I just turned 21.

[Bobby]

Oh my God. Do you drink now?

[JoJo Siwa]

Do I what?

[Bobby]

Do you drink now?

[JoJo Siwa]

So I have. I don't drink. There's this person named Radical Rick. Radical Rick drinks. I don't know who it is, but all of a sudden Radical Rick is like, I want to play and.

[Bobby]

Is that your alter ego?

[JoJo Siwa]

That is my drunk alter ego.

[Bobby]

And he gets drunk. Why? Is it a guy? Yeah.

[JoJo Siwa]

Oh, it's not. It's a girl. Her name is Radical Rick, though. It's definitely a boy's name.

[Bobby]

Got it. And Bobby.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah. Yeah, you get that. You get the vibes. It's stemmed. We have bikes out here that we go and ride and my bike, the brand name is Radical Rick and I saw it and I was Like, I need this one. Like, Radical Rick's hysterical all of a sudden. Then we realized that's my drunk ultra ego, Ricky.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God, are you drunk now?

[JoJo Siwa]

I'm not, no. I've only been drunk, like, four times now. I'm life.

[Bobby]

In your whole life?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You waited till you're 21?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah, I drank once before I was 21, when I was 17. I've never told anyone that. Once in my own house.

[Bobby]

In your own house?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah. Own house.

[Bobby]

That's. I. I drank a lot before I was 21.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And after?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Not today, though. Still.

[JoJo Siwa]

You're sober today.

[Bobby]

I'm. I'm sober.

[JoJo Siwa]

There she is. I'll take it.

[Bobby]

Why isn't the mic bedazzled what the stand is? And why is it duct taped?

[JoJo Siwa]

Believe it or not, it flies out a lot if I don't tape it in.

[Bobby]

So what do you do with this thing?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yes. Sing. Thank you. We hold it like this. Bam.

[Bobby]

In here. You sing in here? Yeah.

[JoJo Siwa]

Oh, yeah. We have a whole rig. It sets whole thing up and we got the. It's not on right now.

[Bobby]

I. I figured.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Does it need to be plugged in or something?

[JoJo Siwa]

But these.

[Bobby]

No, no, no, no.

[JoJo Siwa]

I just gotta put a battery in it and turn it on. The reason why, though, the stick isn't because the mic can come off. Boom, bam. And then I have like, maybe 20, 30 different sticks.

[Bobby]

I've never even heard of a microphone stick before.

[JoJo Siwa]

Freddie Mercury invented it.

[Bobby]

Who's that?

[JoJo Siwa]

You gotta go. You can't be in this room if you don't know who Mr. Mercury is. What?

[Bobby]

Who's that?

[JoJo Siwa]

Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed for you. Oh, God.

[Ben]

Wow.

[JoJo Siwa]

For the first time, I'm not gonna get hated on during a podcast. You're going down in flames for not knowing Mr. Mercury in the best way possible.

[Bobby]

Let's just tell me who it is.

[JoJo Siwa]

He is the lead singer for the band Queen.

[Bobby]

Oh, you should have just said that.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah. Could have loved that one. But he's one of the greatest showmen that there's ever been.

[Bobby]

We're learning.

[JoJo Siwa]

You're gonna have your left arm out.

[Bobby]

Okay, now, look, we all did it.

[JoJo Siwa]

Everyone looks good. You got a strong fist.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[JoJo Siwa]

At the same time, you're gonna put your arm down, you're gonna stomp your leg. Okay? You're gonna stomp. As soon as that foot hits, you're gonna shake and pull your arm all the way up. So you're gonna go one and two.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah. That's where I gets real. Yes, yes. And now let your head go with it. Let that head. So you kind of look down a little bit. Yep, yep. You're in. You're tapped in. So you say key, and then once you're up to the top, you're gonna drop it. Then you're gonna do the whole thing over again. So after you drop it, you're gonna re. Pick it up to pull it back up. So just get that step. Six, seven, and you go, one, two, three, drop it. One, two, three, drop It. 1, 2, 3, drop it. 1, 2. Oh, God. Someone tap down. Someone tap down. Then you go tap, tap, and chug. And chug. Take it down, Bring it up and around.

[Bobby]

That was good. You're doing good. Do you know how to do it now? No. Are you ready?

[JoJo Siwa]

Slowly from the top. Five, six, seven, and you say one and drop. Two and drop. Stack, stack. Head and shoulder. Down, out. Tap, tap, and chug. And chug. Down.

[Bobby]

Okay. How are you doing? I think so.

[JoJo Siwa]

So I think, like, five more privates and you guys could have it.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's go. Where's ma? He's gonna scare me when I get out. I just know where he's.

[Unknown]

I want to go.

[Bobby]

Oh, what was that? What was that? Something touched on.

[JoJo Siwa]

This is my wallet.

[Matt Rice]

Electricity.

[JoJo Siwa]

It just turned Chill.

[Matt Rice]

Oh, now I'm enough protection all of a sudden.

[Bobby]

Why is everything moving?

[Matt Rice]

It turned on. This is the exhibit. It's fine. It's just a little Mary in that room. Those are pretty gross. Just a little. A little clown Mary in there.

[Bobby]

Did you tell you. You told them to turn it on when we got in here.

[Matt Rice]

I'm actually not kidding. I did not. No, it is very convenient time in the doll. Maybe it's scream censored. This room isn't that bad. The tunnel just comes out this way, that's all. Not that big of a deal.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Matt Rice]

Are more people coming through? Is that everybody to comfort with the bag?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I am thirsty. Thank you so much.

[Matt Rice]

Unbelievable.

[Bobby]

Matt. Tired.

[Matt Rice]

I'm actually like, are you so tired?

[Bobby]

I'm not tired now. I'm terrified, though.

[Matt Rice]

Is your adrenaline up a little bit?

[Destiny]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

My heart is racing.

[Matt Rice]

What? What?

[Bobby]

What the was that? What the.

[Matt Rice]

It's your production. You've known these people for, I assume, a couple of years.

[Bobby]

I haven't even been doing this for a couple of years.

[Matt Rice]

Yeah, we know.

[Bobby]

When did. Why did this turn on?

[Matt Rice]

Maybe when somebody screams bloody murder, things just turn on. Potentially. Looks like me a little bit.

[Bobby]

Does not look like. Is there anything scarier that we're going to go into.

[Matt Rice]

Yeah, absolutely. This is just. This is just, like, the ground floor.

[Bobby]

Okay. What do you mean? There's levels to this?

[Matt Rice]

Oh, there's levels to this?

[YG]

Absolutely.

[Matt Rice]

Are you ready? Are you. Is your. Is your thirst quenched?

[Bobby]

I need to put this down, though, because I need to, like. I need to, like, hold on and be able to run and, like. Okay. Well, I don't like when we're the last people in the room either. I don't like when we're the last people.

[Matt Rice]

She want to go first instead.

[Bobby]

I don't. I want to be in the middle. I want to be sandwiched between the spirits. Stop. If you scare me again. Can you let my heart. Like, the basement, the base.

[Matt Rice]

The basement is very scary.

[Bobby]

Y.

[Matt Rice]

They used to do, like, for real sacrifices, like, actual people. Were actual people died in the basement? Yes.

[Bobby]

So people have died in this building?

[Matt Rice]

Yes.

[Bobby]

We're going to keep going. Look. I thought it was actually haunted.

[Matt Rice]

Well, he got really lucky when he found this place. Place that it already had a haunted history. Zach told me he, like, legitimately almost gave up looking for a place in Vegas.

[Bobby]

Why did he want to find a spot for this?

[Matt Rice]

For the museum?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Matt Rice]

Because it's an amazing tourist attraction.

[Bobby]

He just owned these things, though, at.

[Matt Rice]

His house before he, like, collected them. Yeah. That's a mummified cat. It's dead. Super dead. What is that?

[Bobby]

What is that? What is that?

[Matt Rice]

Those are just people from.

[Bobby]

Oh.

[Matt Rice]

Oh, they have videos around here because, like, people have actually fainted in this museum on tours, like, plenty of times.

[Bobby]

And do you think that happens in this one?

[Matt Rice]

I would assume so with this one.

[Bobby]

Should we watch it?

[Matt Rice]

It might have already happened.

[Bobby]

They look like they're concerned.

[Matt Rice]

Oh, looks like they're already helping somebody. Yeah, somebody already. Yeah. We missed it. It's probably. Probably on.

[Bobby]

Did you die?

[Matt Rice]

That's not a mold of the person's face.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay. What is that? Stop. Don't make sounds. This is really cool. How cool are those taxidermies? Humans. Right there. What is that? What do you mean? What do you mean? These are all really. They were once real alive.

[Matt Rice]

It just depends on the animal, really. Oh, my God. Oh, this is the lobby. We were about to be so lost. We found it. Bobby.

[Bobby]

Bro. Did you do that on purpose? Did you plan that out?

[Matt Rice]

I was looking for it. I didn't know this is where it was.

[Bobby]

Why would you make me run away like that? Because I thought I just got sucked in or something.

[Matt Rice]

Oh, yeah. I love that you thought the Museum ate me. And your first reaction was to run immediately.

[JoJo Siwa]

What do you mean?

[Bobby]

I don't want it to get me too. Did you plan that? Did you plan that? You planned that?

[Matt Rice]

I was looking for this room, but I didn't know where it was.

[Bobby]

Shut up. You planned to do that though? No. What is that?

[Suki]

We do reggaeton too.

[Bobby]

I've heard of that. Is that what. That's what J. Balance husband does?

[Suki]

Yeah. J Bobby. He's my friend.

[Bobby]

I love him.

[Suki]

Shout out to J. Bob.

[Bobby]

He's great.

[Suki]

Yeah, he's great. He's a cool person.

[Bobby]

I know that word because of him.

[Suki]

What word?

[Bobby]

Regaton.

[Suki]

Reggaeton. Reggaeton.

[Bobby]

Regaton.

[Suki]

Yeah. Do you like it?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Do you dance?

[Bobby]

Do you do that? No, I don't dance to anything.

[Suki]

I know. You can't twerk. That's what I know.

[Bobby]

How do you know that?

[Suki]

Well, you're pretty famous.

[Bobby]

You saw my videos? Dancing. What did you think about them? How they make you feel?

[Suki]

I don't like them. You should. Like I said, what I should do or something.

[Bobby]

A teacher?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Well, then why don't. Do you know how to dance better than me?

[Suki]

No.

[Bobby]

Then why are you telling me I need to learn?

[Suki]

Because I just.

[Bobby]

Do you dampen. Do you dance on your stage?

[Suki]

Well, it's not a dance. I just stand up and do my thing.

[Bobby]

Like. Can you give an example or should I.

[YG]

No.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

You need to wait for a show.

[Bobby]

But my camera crew is not going to be recording then. And I feel like everyone wants to see you.

[Suki]

Well, Alina is going to tell you when that's not going to happen.

[Bobby]

When? What?

[Suki]

When is that going to happen? So you can get a preview. I know, but you get your cameraman five minutes before it happens.

[Bobby]

They're gonna record your show.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. Because you just don't want to do it right now because you're embarrassed.

[Suki]

Yeah. Why are you embarrassed?

[Bobby]

Well, you're obviously embarrassed or you just.

[Suki]

I'm just cold.

[Bobby]

Do you want my jacket?

[Suki]

No.

[Bobby]

I'll give you my jacket.

[Suki]

No, let me have it.

[Bobby]

Okay. You're welcome.

[Suki]

I'm a little bit cold.

[Bobby]

Hu. He's got a jacket.

[Suki]

Don't worry, I got her jacket.

[Bobby]

I do. I've got your jacket. Oh my God. She's trying to take me out. She's trying to end this. Thank you. It looks great on you. You can keep that.

[Suki]

Yeah, you can keep that too.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Suki]

It's not mine. I don't know who it is.

[JoJo Siwa]

I can give her my sweater.

[Bobby]

I can't keep It. I can't fire a new sweater. You have merch. What does it say?

[Suki]

I honestly don't know.

[Bobby]

You don't know what your merch says?

[Suki]

I don't know, but it's cool, though.

[Bobby]

Do you wear it?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And you just don't know what it says?

[Suki]

No, I just wear it.

[Bobby]

How'd you become famous?

[Suki]

I don't know. This is not that I sing that good, you know. I think I'm unique. I think I'm different. That's why people like me.

[Bobby]

Is that why?

[Suki]

Yeah. Why do you think I'm famous?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Suki]

Well, I sing.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I know you sing.

[Suki]

I don't sing good.

[Bobby]

I didn't know you didn't sing good. Yeah, I don't think the people coming tonight feel like you don't sing good.

[Suki]

Well, people. People are very good to me.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? This is getting sad.

[Suki]

No, it's not sad. I'm just. Same way it is. I'm unique and different, though. My show is unique and different. That's why they're coming?

[Bobby]

Yeah. And they love you and they probably think you can sing well.

[Suki]

Well, that's good.

[Bobby]

Do you do. Do you have, like. Does your music get people making TikTok dances for it? Do you know any of them?

[Suki]

I just know this.

[Bobby]

That's to one of your songs. I'm gonna do a dance to that song.

[Suki]

It's easy, though.

[Bobby]

Do one with me then, since it's so easy.

[Suki]

I'll do it.

[Bobby]

Not right here. Not while we're sitting down.

[Suki]

Well, I didn't.

[Bobby]

You didn't?

[Suki]

I'm sorry for your gloss.

[Bobby]

I wasn't doing it at the same time.

[Unknown]

You a hugger?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Unknown]

I ain't gonna lie. I wanna pay one of them professional cuddlers to cuddle with me, but I'm scared I might fuck them.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Unknown]

I ain't gonna lie after a while of being healed. On my life, if my dick get hard, like, my shit gonna get hard. Like.

[Bobby]

What were you saying?

[Unknown]

Like, I'm. Well, let me clean it up a little bit. I'm gonna get erect.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

Cause I don't have erectile dysfunction, so my shit gonna go. My shit gonna shoot up through the roof. If we professionally hugging for two, three hours, like, on my life, like, I mean, I ain't. You feel me? I ain't gonna take advantage. I'm gonna ask you, can we fuck? You feel me? But if she don't wanna fuck, I ain't gonna wanna. If she don't Wanna fuck? I ain't gonna wanna be held no more with no cap. I saw this one video. They was hiring professional cuddlers to come to the prisons to cuddle with the inmates. You saw that shit? I said now.

[Bobby]

Now.

[Unknown]

What in the hell? Possessing them? Think that shit is gonna just be the best solution to what the hell going on. It's a lot of AI and shit going on. They couldn't do no AI cuddling. Cause I ain't gonna cap if I been locked up. 20 good he is. And y'all bring some professional cuddlers in my cell. I don't know what I do. I just really don't quite know.

[Bobby]

I have a professional cuddler coming for you right now.

[Unknown]

For real?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Unknown]

Good coochie. How you doing, Suki? Listen, bitch, I'm a Scorpio too.

[Bobby]

You ain't no motherfucking Scorpio nickel.

[Unknown]

Who? November motherfucking first.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, I'm November 15th.

[Unknown]

Your nipples busting through that shirt like an elbow on.

[Bobby]

My mama don't feel special. They always do that.

[Unknown]

Nah, they mean I'm just cold like ice, baby.

[Bobby]

You cold?

[Unknown]

How you doing?

[Bobby]

I'm okay. You got some money for me?

[Unknown]

Do I got some money for you?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

The fuck I ain't gonna lie. I got ebt. I got food stamps. I got all that other type shit.

[Bobby]

I'm tired of being ghetto like that. People ask for food.

[Unknown]

You need some money?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I do.

[Unknown]

Listen, man, that money on, you feel me? I got all type money on. But the money on, like right now, I ain't really got this offer, you feel me?

[Bobby]

Okay. Ain't nothing wrong with that. You got my shoes, though, cuz. I'm not even joking about that.

[Unknown]

I got your shoes on for me.

[Bobby]

And my son on.

[Unknown]

Look, I got your C. Can one out tell go get. Can you do it for me, please, real fast? Can you tell them to get Suki shoes out the trunk, right? Oh, you and tell them to get some of Bobby Merch.

[Bobby]

Leave that Hennessy. Oh, my God, dude, thank you.

[Unknown]

So nice of you and Bobby Merch.

[Bobby]

I got Bobby Merch that for me? I did. I don't know. Oh, I did. I did. I did. I came, I said, where's my Hennessy? Cause I thought you knew the writer, but so that's not even mine. I don't know where it came from, if I'm being honest. Suki. Who passed me that weed, brother? Me. This is a stick. Why is you lighting a stick? You know what that is? A stick.

[Unknown]

This, that New shit stick.

[YG]

For real. On my life.

[Unknown]

On my.

[Bobby]

Let me hit the motherfucker. Don't. Don't hit the. No, Suki, don't let her do that. He's using that to sage me.

[Unknown]

No, do not listen to her, bro. That's that new.

[YG]

For real.

[Bobby]

Suki. Don't hit the. Yeah. This is. This is a lie. You get that? Did you find that piece of wood slow?

[Suki]

You slow.

[Bobby]

Is that a slow. Is that a sweet? It's a Batwood.

[Unknown]

They a real bad wood.

[Bobby]

So y'all don't got no weed? He has that up.

[Unknown]

You crazy. You don't know what PA is? No.

[Bobby]

Like, I smoke gas, baby.

[Unknown]

We got thanks to it.

[Bobby]

What's Palesto?

[Unknown]

Pa? It's an incense. Pa is essentially a version of life that a lot of people need to experience.

[Bobby]

Oh, shit. I want to be what you want that what you were smoking. You were smoking that.

[Unknown]

The Palo Santo is something so special. It give you so many type of stupid powers.

[Bobby]

I said Mandela, go ahead, light that thing up.

[Unknown]

Why are you trying to put a spell on?

[Bobby]

Hit that a little bit and climb.

[Unknown]

I ain't going to lie. You want me to be honest with y'all? Hey, y'all sexy. Hell is we.

[Bobby]

Bobby don't like that. She don't like that.

[Unknown]

She don't like y'all sexy.

[Bobby]

I know I'm sexy, baby. You ain't had to tell me that.

[Unknown]

Hey, you should have made me sit.

[Bobby]

Right here and her right here would.

[Unknown]

Be an Oreo type vibe.

[Destiny]

So do you hike a lot or walk a lot?

[JoJo Siwa]

I hike a lot.

[Destiny]

Cool.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you?

[Destiny]

Actually, I just go for a ton of longer sometimes.

[JoJo Siwa]

I just literally go on a hike.

[Bobby]

Just to sing to people.

[Destiny]

To sing to people?

[JoJo Siwa]

Yeah.

[Destiny]

Do you do singing?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Destiny]

Cool, Cool.

[Bobby]

So I'm gonna sing.

[JoJo Siwa]

I want to sing to you.

[Destiny]

Okay, cool.

[JoJo Siwa]

We're on a hike.

[Destiny]

Cool.

[JoJo Siwa]

Should you put your incline up?

[Destiny]

Sure.

[JoJo Siwa]

What song should we sing next?

[Bobby]

You have a favorite song?

[Destiny]

Does your shape say Queen? You could do a Queen song.

[JoJo Siwa]

Just put me on the spot.

[Bobby]

What's a queen?

[Destiny]

Bohemian Rhapsody is the famous one. Really? Or.

[Bobby]

Huh. Like me. Oh, wow. I don't mind.

[JoJo Siwa]

How can I remix that?

[Bobby]

Let's see you ready? Ready when you are.

[JoJo Siwa]

Party on a n a big time all over the place saying, we will.

[Bobby]

Dax, you gotta say we will, we.

[JoJo Siwa]

Will rock you what?

[Destiny]

We will, we will rock you Yay.

[Bobby]

Yes. Yes, yes. Oh, that was perfect.

[JoJo Siwa]

We will, we will rock you yes. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. We will, we will rock you Absolutely, absolutely. We Will, we will rock you. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Rocky. Yeah. Yeah. We might need to start an acapella group.

[JoJo Siwa]

No, literally. I think we should start a band. What should be your name?

[Destiny]

Dax and Cali.

[Bobby]

Dax and Cali. Oh, I'm not included.

[Destiny]

And Destiny.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Do you have a wife? No, she's single.

[Destiny]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah. How does that make you feel?

[Destiny]

It good. Do you like to be single?

[Bobby]

No.

[Ben]

No.

[Destiny]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Do you like to be single?

[Destiny]

No.

[Bobby]

No. Do you want her number? Do you have her number? You have her number? We have. Yeah, we're connected. Do what you will with that information.

[Destiny]

Okay.

[Bobby]

You think she's pretty?

[Destiny]

Yeah, she's very pretty.

[Bobby]

It's your type.

[Destiny]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

How old are you?

[Destiny]

32.

[Bobby]

Oh, you're kind of old.

[Destiny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby]

You. That's. That's. That's. I'm sorry.

[Destiny]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby]

Do you see how high mine's inclined? This feels crazy. I have to hold on. I'm tired.

[Destiny]

What level are you at?

[Bobby]

I'm 18.

[Destiny]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think you should also be at level eight.

[Destiny]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Doc, this is really not easy.

[Destiny]

You should go slower.

[Bobby]

This is a stupid idea that you just had. Make them laugh, Dax.

[Destiny]

With the crowd work or could I do my jokes?

[Bobby]

You can do whatever you want to make them laugh. How many pages is that?

[Destiny]

4.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Destiny]

I recently went through a breakup because my. My ex used to get mad at me because every time she would get ahead headache, I would be like, oh, it's only in your head. And she'd be like, no, really, I have a headache. And I'd be like, no, literally, it's just in your head.

[Bobby]

They laughed.

[Destiny]

That worked.

[Bobby]

That was a good one.

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