DDG: “I’ll give you the cheat code”

Summary

Podcast Summary: "DDG: 'I’ll Give You the Cheat Code'"

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff
Episode: DDG: “I’ll Give You the Cheat Code”
Release Date: September 11, 2024
Host: Bobbi Althoff
Guest: DDG (Darryl Granberry Jr.)
Producer: Studio71

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Introduction to the Episode

In this engaging episode, Bobbi Althoff welcomes DDG, a renowned rapper and YouTuber, for what promises to be an insightful conversation. The episode intertwines a friendly game of blackjack with deep dives into DDG's personal experiences, career insights, and thoughts on various topics.

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Setting the Stage: Blackjack Challenge

[00:00 – 05:00]

The episode kicks off with a casual game of blackjack between Bobbi, DDG, and the dealer. Bobbi attempts to learn the rules of the game with DDG's guidance.

DDG: "Blackjack is... getting to 21 without going over and having a higher number than the dealer."
[00:27]

The playful banter sets a relaxed tone, showcasing the chemistry between the host and guest.

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The Downside of Gambling

[10:05 – 12:00]

As the game progresses, the conversation shifts to DDG's experiences with gambling.

DDG: "I lost a lot of money, dude. It's up there, huh?"
[10:15]

He candidly discusses significant losses in casinos, touching upon the risks and addictive nature of gambling. This segment provides listeners with a glimpse into the challenges DDG has faced beyond his public persona.

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Navigating the YouTube and Music Industry

[13:00 – 20:00]

The dialogue transitions to DDG's journey in the digital and music landscapes.

Bobbi: "What are your YouTube tricks? How long have you been on YouTube?"
[13:25]

DDG shares strategies that have contributed to his online success, including content creation and leveraging social media platforms. He also delves into his music career, discussing his record label partnership and the importance of owning master recordings.

DDG: "Owning my masters is like... the difference between holding the rights to your music and not."
[35:50]

This segment offers valuable insights for aspiring content creators and musicians, emphasizing the significance of ownership and strategic partnerships.

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Personal Reflections and Life Experiences

[40:00 – 55:00]

The conversation becomes more personal as DDG opens up about his early life and relationships.

DDG: "I was 13 when I... experienced something significant."
[70:00]

While DDG touches on sensitive topics, he maintains a balance between vulnerability and discretion, ensuring the discussion remains respectful and appropriate.

Bobby: "That's so young."
[73:59]

The exchange highlights the complexities of navigating personal history in the public eye and underscores the importance of mental health and self-awareness.

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Embracing Authenticity and Future Endeavors

[60:00 – 80:00]

As the episode nears its end, Bobbi and DDG discuss the importance of authenticity in their respective fields.

DDG: "I just want to yap... Make it authentic."
[82:50]

They brainstorm ideas for enhancing podcast content, with DDG expressing interest in integrating live streaming and music creation into future episodes.

Bobby: "I want to start another podcast... But I don't want to conflict with that by having too much out about my life."
[86:24]

This forward-looking conversation emphasizes the duo's commitment to evolving their content while staying true to their personal boundaries and audience expectations.

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Conclusion

Throughout the episode, Bobbi Althoff and DDG navigate a blend of lighthearted gaming and profound personal discussions. From the highs and lows of gambling to deep dives into the intricacies of the music and YouTube industries, the conversation offers listeners a multifaceted view of DDG's life and career. The episode concludes with reflections on authenticity, personal growth, and future projects, leaving the audience with meaningful takeaways and anticipation for what's to come.

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Notable Quotes:

• DDG: "Blackjack is... getting to 21 without going over and having a higher number than the dealer."
  [00:27]

• DDG: "I lost a lot of money, dude. It's up there, huh?"
  [10:15]

• DDG: "Owning my masters is like... the difference between holding the rights to your music and not."
  [35:50]

• DDG: "I just want to yap... Make it authentic."
  [82:50]

These quotes encapsulate key moments of insight and personality, highlighting DDG's candidness and expertise.

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For more episodes and updates, follow Bobbi Althoff on Instagram or TikTok @Bobbialthoff. To support the podcast or inquire about advertising opportunities, contact [e-mail].

Transcript

[Bobby]

All right. Welcome to this week's episode of the really Good Podcast.

[DDG]

Today, I'm here with ddg.

[Bobby]

What are we doing today?

[Dealer]

Blackjack.

[DDG]

Blackjack. Blackjack. Blackjack.

[Dealer]

You don't play blackjack. You don't know how to play. If you have questions, you can ask me. I'll be happy to help you.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Dealer]

If you don't have questions, too bad. Anyway. Various denominations. The red chips are $5 chips, the green chips are $25 chips, the black chips a hundred dollar chips. You both starting with 200. The idea is to get to 21 or 21 without going over and having a higher number than the dealer has. Or as long as you haven't gone over 21. If I go over 21, you win. Pretty simple.

[DDG]

I got you.

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[Bobby]

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[Dealer]

And if you have. Like I said, if you have questions, you just ask. Okay? You're gonna place your bet in a lot of rectangle there. I'll deal while you guys talk. So place your bets.

[DDG]

How you feel? You think you should go up? You should go big, or.

[Bobby]

What are you gonna do? Are we playing against each other?

[DDG]

No, we going against him.

[Dealer]

You play against me. Oh, it's you two against me.

[Bobby]

Okay. Okay.

[Dealer]

And you're gonna bet in that square and you're betting that area there.

[DDG]

I go a hundred.

[Bobby]

You could do up to all of them.

[DDG]

You could do all, but if you lose it, it's over. But I'll throw you something if you lose it.

[Dealer]

I might give her some more because.

[DDG]

I'm a nice guy. Okay, cool.

[Dealer]

I might, I might.

[Bobby]

No, don't be nice. We're. We're gonna do a good job. You don't have to be a nice guy. I'm just gonna copy it. Yeah, it's part of my probation. Probation? Why are you on probation?

[Dealer]

It was a joke.

[Bobby]

Are you really on probation?

[Dealer]

No. Okay, 19. You have 16. Queens are tens. Mini face cards are ten. The numbers are worth whatever the numbers are. Okay, I am showing a queen, which just means I'm showing 10. Okay.

[DDG]

He's what he stay.

[Dealer]

I mean, so if you want a card, you say hit. Remember right now you always assume that the card you can't see of the dealers is a 10. So right now you would assume I have 20. So you would either take a card to try to closer to 21 or stay. So you go in a case.

[Bobby]

I've never felt more stupid.

[DDG]

But if you go like, you got to get to 21, but you can't go over 21.

[Dealer]

So if I give you get to.

[Bobby]

21 with what, like a car?

[DDG]

He going to give you another car, Right? So whatever.

[Bobby]

What do you have right now? 19. And you want to get.

[DDG]

You want to get 21. But if I hit another card, the.

[Dealer]

Odds are he's going to.

[DDG]

I might go over 21.

[Dealer]

Right.

[Bobby]

So you're deciding if you want another card?

[DDG]

Yeah, I said no already.

[Dealer]

You can say it.

[Bobby]

And what do I have right now?

[DDG]

You got 16. You have 16. So if you get anything over five.

[Bobby]

Okay, I don't want one.

[Dealer]

So you're gonna stay?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Dealer]

Okay. That's incorrect nomenclature. Stay.

[Bobby]

That's what Correct word. What did you say, though?

[Dealer]

Nomenclature. I know.

[DDG]

$5 worst. I don't know who the hell he said either.

[Dealer]

20.

[Bobby]

What did you say again?

[DDG]

We both lied.

[Dealer]

Nomenclature.

[Bobby]

Did you make that up?

[Dealer]

No, I did not make that up.

[Bobby]

No, man. Culture.

[Dealer]

Nomenclature.

[Bobby]

Nomenclature, right.

[Dealer]

It's a term, means dialogue.

[Bobby]

Has anybody ever heard that word before?

[DDG]

No, I never heard it before.

[Dealer]

Wow, that hurt. Place your bets.

[Bobby]

Was that like, a word they used to use back in the day and they stopped?

[Dealer]

That's a cool word.

[DDG]

When you lose, you're supposed to push up.

[Bobby]

Wait, where did my hundred go?

[DDG]

We lost.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Dealer]

Because I had 20 and you had 16.

[Bobby]

So where did you. Where did we find out you had 20?

[Dealer]

Those were his. Mine.

[DDG]

Those were his.

[Dealer]

Those were yours.

[Bobby]

When did you get those?

[Dealer]

When I dealt at the very beginning.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm just gonna put one down this time.

[Dealer]

I'm just gonna put one down.

[Bobby]

Okay, you put everything.

[Dealer]

Don't worry if we lose some more.

[DDG]

Cause we're playing for fun.

[Dealer]

Kind of. Sorry. There we go. And you get a Kim this time. 19, 14. And I'm showing a six.

[DDG]

You should stay.

[Bobby]

Stay.

[Dealer]

And the reason why is if I have 16 or less, I have to take a card.

[Bobby]

Oh, so we see your. Did you show us a card last time on your turn?

[Dealer]

I did.

[Bobby]

I missed that.

[Dealer]

That's okay. 16, 25. Which means you both win $100. He wins 100, you win five.

[DDG]

Yep.

[Dealer]

Because you only bet five. I can't pay you more than you bet. Sorry.

[Bobby]

I think I get it.

[Dealer]

Okay, let's go.

[Bobby]

All right. What is a jade?

[DDG]

That's a 10. A jack.

[Bobby]

A queen is a 10, too.

[Dealer]

Right. Any face card is equal to 10. Oh, numbers are worth. Or whatever their numbers are worth.

[Bobby]

So 15.

[Dealer]

Right.

[Bobby]

So I have an 8 and a 7. In case you guys can't see the cards up there.

[DDG]

Yeah, that's fit. Yeah.

[Bobby]

So you have 20, and you want to get to 21. So you're going to say no.

[DDG]

Yeah, I don't want a card.

[Bobby]

And I'm going to say, you're supposed to hit it.

[DDG]

Yeah, you gotta tap the table.

[Dealer]

18.

[DDG]

No, no, no, no. Don't hit it again. You like this now?

[Dealer]

Okay. When you're happy with your number, you either say stay or wait for him side to side.

[Bobby]

What do I have? 15, 16, 17, 18. You don't have to show off your math skills when counting with my fingers.

[Dealer]

That's okay.

[Bobby]

It's not making me look stupid more.

[Dealer]

You want one more?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Tripping. I just said no.

[Bobby]

I didn't hear you say that.

[DDG]

I did like this twice on yours.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you were doing that to me.

[DDG]

You had 18. Look, let's see what he got. Oh, you would have lost anyway. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

[Bobby]

I half understand this.

[Dealer]

Well, it's okay.

[DDG]

All right.

[Dealer]

Okay. 7, 19, 18, 17, 20, or 21. You have 19. Cause an ace can either be 1 or 11, so 11 plus 8 is 19.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

No, you just said face cards were 10.

[Dealer]

Yeah, but this isn't a face card. Aces are not considered a face card. Face cards are jacks, queens, and kings.

[Bobby]

How many do I have?

[Dealer]

You have 19.

[Bobby]

How many do you have?

[Dealer]

You only have to beat me. Don't worry about beating him. Only beating the dealer.

[Bobby]

Thank you. I don't want anymore.

[Dealer]

Okay, so you're gonna stay 10. 20.

[DDG]

Yeah, we both lost.

[Bobby]

Game's over. No, I just lost.

[Dealer]

You lost. But since you're such a nice person, I'm gonna give you some more chips.

[Bobby]

Why'd you give me the red ones? I want the black ones.

[Dealer]

Well, you have to earn the black ones.

[Bobby]

You want more?

[DDG]

No, I'm good.

[Dealer]

He still has chips left.

[Bobby]

He doesn't have the same ones as me.

[DDG]

You don't gamble at all?

[Bobby]

I just. I don't. Yeah, I don't really get what's happening fully yet.

[Dealer]

Are you gonna make a bet? There you go. She's going all in again. She wants to get even with me. 20. Blackjack. Which means, say when you won automatically an ace card, a 10 card at the top. It's called a blackjack. Since I can't have a blackjack, you're gonna win automatically.

[Bobby]

So you get to double my things?

[Dealer]

Oh, not quite. You will get one. Normally, it's one and a half times. So you have 200 out there. You won 300.

[Bobby]

Sorry, what'd you get?

[DDG]

I got 20.

[Dealer]

He has 20. I have 19.

[Bobby]

So you won two.

[DDG]

Yes.

[Dealer]

You did.

[DDG]

Yep.

[Dealer]

One hundred and fifty.

[DDG]

Fake money.

[Dealer]

Fake money.

[Bobby]

Do you play this game with real money ever? I thought, off the record, since it's illegal. Is it only illegal if you do it with, like.

[Dealer]

It's only illegal if you're doing.

[DDG]

No, I go to the casino, like, regular.

[Bobby]

Oh. I said, do you do this at home?

[DDG]

No, I don't do this at home. Hell, no.

[Bobby]

You go to casinos and you play it.

[DDG]

Vegas. Mm.

[Bobby]

Have you won anything?

[DDG]

I lost a lot of money. I lost a lot of money, dude.

[Bobby]

Have you won anything?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What do you think that is?

[DDG]

I'm in the negative, though, for sure.

[Bobby]

How much?

[DDG]

I don't know. It's up there though, huh?

[Bobby]

It's up there, like above 100,000. Below.

[DDG]

Yeah, above and below. Above.

[Bobby]

You've lost more than $100,000.

[DDG]

Yeah, it's. Cause when you lose, it's like all it take is one hit to get it back.

[Bobby]

Can you explain to me, if there was real money involved right now, what would we be.

[DDG]

We'd be up, like.

[Bobby]

Are these. This is equivalent to $100.

[DDG]

So you got $450 and some changes?

[Dealer]

Yes. 500.

[DDG]

$500.

[Dealer]

You started with 200. You lost that initially.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Dealer]

I sticked it to another 200, which is 1, 300. So basically you would be ahead $100.

[Bobby]

How did you get to $100,000 lost if you're playing with hundreds?

[DDG]

Well, I play roulette. I play blackjack sometimes, but I play roulette and you gotta bet like 500 to 1,000 every time you roll.

[Bobby]

So I don't even have enough cash to go lose that much money.

[DDG]

Why are you lying?

[Bobby]

That much cash? How you.

[DDG]

$100,000?

[Bobby]

Not enough to lose $100,000. So you want.

[Dealer]

I don't have a loser.

[DDG]

So you don't have enough money to. You don't have enough money to lose $100,000?

[Bobby]

Yeah, that would be very. That'd be like my bank account. And then I would be broke.

[DDG]

Why you lying? You know how to do YouTube, right?

[Bobby]

I don't think I know how to do it as well as you know.

[DDG]

How to do it, but I know how the ads work. I know how long the podcast be. You got money?

[Bobby]

I starting to. I just now started doing ads on my podcast.

[DDG]

Really? You didn't have no ads on it?

[Bobby]

I would do like one ad per episode until this season.

[DDG]

Why?

[Bobby]

I don't know. That's just what I was getting. I didn't sign with the studio until recently. Maybe then I can go to the casino in a couple months.

[DDG]

Yeah, I could teach you a few little YouTube tricks.

[Bobby]

You could teach me? You don't sound like you are doing very well.

[DDG]

What you mean?

[Bobby]

You just said you lost 100,000.

[DDG]

No, I'm talking about YouTube.

[Bobby]

Oh. How to make money.

[DDG]

Gambling.

[Bobby]

Teaching how to gamble.

[DDG]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, gambling. I'm cool, you know, but I'm definitely in the negative. You probably don't want my advice on gambling.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think I just like to stay away from gambling.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Cause I have only ever played and lost money.

[DDG]

Yeah, I get addicted sometimes.

[Bobby]

Do you? I don't. I can't because I just want to see my money go and disappear.

[DDG]

Yeah, but I won big.

[Bobby]

That's what I've never had happen.

[DDG]

Yeah. Yeah, I won.

[Bobby]

I can see how that. How much did you win?

[DDG]

Like, 100 in the morning. I used to do it online. Like, in the bed. Like, it was really bad at one point.

[Bobby]

No, you're not.

[DDG]

Yeah, it was bad, but I was just chilling in my bed on 100,000 swear. God.

[Bobby]

On what app?

[DDG]

I mean, do you want me to plug them on here?

[Bobby]

No. No.

[DDG]

Okay. Yeah, I won 100,000.

[Bobby]

And then you lost it.

[DDG]

Yep. Lost everything.

[Bobby]

You should have just kept it.

[DDG]

It don't work like that. You want more, I get it. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Well, at least today we're just playing with fake money.

[DDG]

Yeah. No.

[Bobby]

What are your YouTube tricks? If somebody's listening to this, who wants to start on YouTube? What are your tricks? How long have you been on YouTube?

[DDG]

I started on YouTube, like, seven years ago. Went to college, blew up, moved to la.

[Bobby]

Where'd you go to college?

[DDG]

Central Michigan University.

[Bobby]

Oh, what'd you get a degree in?

[DDG]

I dropped out.

[Bobby]

That's cool. You got to college?

[DDG]

Yeah, I went.

[Bobby]

Congratulations.

[DDG]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bobby]

Did you play sports in college?

[DDG]

Nope. I wasn't that good.

[Bobby]

Did you play sports in high school?

[Dealer]

You have 16.

[Bobby]

Oh, I want another card.

[Dealer]

You now have 18.

[Bobby]

Oh, I don't want any more cards.

[Dealer]

I have 20.

[DDG]

Yeah. You lost.

[Bobby]

I lost?

[DDG]

Yeah, you did. I ran track in high school, though.

[Bobby]

So did I.

[DDG]

Really? What'd you run?

[Bobby]

I wasn't good, but I did run hurdles.

[DDG]

Hurdles? Yeah.

[Bobby]

I feel like that's even harder if you're already slow. Stick a hurdle.

[DDG]

No, I did distance, So I did 800.

[Bobby]

That's long.

[DDG]

Yeah, I did 400.

[Bobby]

Is that considered distance?

[DDG]

400? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Isn't that just one lap?

[DDG]

That's a long time.

[Bobby]

I guess.

[DDG]

To me, those are just.

[Bobby]

Were you good? No, I'm sorry.

[DDG]

I used to box, though. I was pretty good at that.

[Bobby]

Why'd you stop?

[DDG]

I, like, tore a muscle in my shoulder. Then I started losing, so I stopped. I was like, 13 over there.

[Dealer]

15.

[DDG]

15.

[Bobby]

Why'd you do that?

[DDG]

Let me hit. Let me. Give me another card.

[Dealer]

You wanted a card.

[Bobby]

Me, too.

[Dealer]

You have 18?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Dealer]

You still want a card?

[Bobby]

Do I need to get to 21?

[Dealer]

You don't have to get. You want. The only thing you have to do for sure is have a higher number than I have. So right now, the.

[Bobby]

No.

[Dealer]

There you go. I wouldn't hit 18 against a 3. 5. 13.

[Bobby]

Why are you still 20?

[Dealer]

Wow.

[DDG]

Damn. I lost everything.

[Bobby]

Wait, what?

[Dealer]

I have 20. 15 and 5 is 20.

[Bobby]

Why did you get an extra 2?

[Dealer]

Because I have to keep taking cars so I get to at least 17 or more. Once I get to 17 or more, I stop.

[Bobby]

It says 16.

[Dealer]

Dealer must draw, which means take a card to 16 and stand, which means stop on all 17s.

[DDG]

I don't want no more free money.

[Dealer]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I don't either.

[DDG]

I want to know what it's like.

[Bobby]

Phenomena with loss king and an eight.

[Dealer]

19. You also have 19 against one.

[DDG]

We're going to stay, you know, stay.

[Dealer]

Okay. Wow. 20.

[Bobby]

Good job. Is that when you're playing in the casino, do you just.

[DDG]

Yeah, I don't talk. I just.

[Bobby]

That feels so legit.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You just walk up and you're like, mm. Do people know this or do they learn when they get there? Where are people learning this before they go to Vegas?

[DDG]

I mean, you can Google it, but they tell you, right?

[Bobby]

You guys explain. I just know that if you were explaining me the rules for the first time while I was there, I'm not processing that fast enough.

[Dealer]

Most casinos, especially during. Earlier in the week, they will have classes where they will teach you.

[Bobby]

That feels embarrassing.

[Dealer]

Why?

[Bobby]

To take a class on how to.

[Dealer]

Gamble, is it an advantage to teaching?

[Bobby]

I know that's not what regular people are going to do. Did you learn in a class? Yeah. I don't think anybody who actually plays is taking a class.

[Dealer]

You know, you could play, watch YouTube videos you can Google.

[Bobby]

Is it like, a little old people in there?

[Dealer]

I'm sorry?

[Bobby]

It's just old people in there.

[Dealer]

No, just old people.

[Bobby]

Well, I just picture, like, my grandparents sitting in there learning how to play. They probably. No, they probably learned, like, regular people, too.

[DDG]

No, you don't need no class.

[Dealer]

You don't need a class. If you want to learn a game you don't know, it's best to learn it.

[Bobby]

I think it's best to go online and figure that out, or you can do it on.

[Dealer]

When you're basically doing the same thing, you learn you're not gambling any, putting any money at risk, you can learn that way. Would you like to make a bet? One red chip. Okay.

[Bobby]

I think that my assistant was bringing.

[Dealer]

12 against my 3. 14.

[Bobby]

I think that. Weren't we getting drinks? Where'd they go? Lexi, will you check on that? Oh.

[Dealer]

Would you like a car?

[Bobby]

Oh, no. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

[Dealer]

21.

[DDG]

That's good.

[Bobby]

I won.

[DDG]

Yeah, you won $5, though.

[Dealer]

19.

[Bobby]

That was stupid of me. Why did. I don't. What I don't get is why did I win double right now, but sometimes it's one and a half.

[Dealer]

One and a half. You win one and a a half when you get a blackjack. When does an ace and a ten card.

[Bobby]

Did I just get a.

[Dealer]

No, you had 21.

[Bobby]

That's Black Jack.

[Dealer]

Blackjack is when you get an ace and a 10 on the first two cards.

[DDG]

You be drinking?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Why? Feels like.

[DDG]

No, I'm just asking like do. What's your drink of choice?

[Bobby]

I requested a. I like I either I. Tequila. Pineapple. I don't know what she got me today, actually. What'd you request?

[DDG]

I just drink it straight grown. How old are you?

[Bobby]

27. How old are you?

[DDG]

I'm 26.

[Bobby]

You're a baby.

[DDG]

That's what everybody say. When's your birthday?

[Bobby]

July 31. I just turned 27. When's yours?

[DDG]

October 10.

[Bobby]

You have a kid?

[DDG]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Me too. We're young pairs. Actually, you're an older parent than I am.

[DDG]

How?

[Bobby]

Because I have a 4 year old.

[DDG]

How did that make me a. I meant like. Wait, so you. I started younger. So you had your first kid when you was what? 22.

[Bobby]

Two.

[Dealer]

Okay.

[Bobby]

And you were how old?

[DDG]

My son, eight months.

[Bobby]

Oh, he's a baby. Baby.

[DDG]

He's a super baby.

[Bobby]

Oh my God.

[DDG]

Ever seen him before? He's pretty popular.

[Bobby]

I've seen him. Yeah? You haven't seen mine. I'll let you see mine.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

These are my kids.

[DDG]

Aw. Two girls?

[Bobby]

Yep.

[DDG]

You want a boy?

[Bobby]

Huh?

[DDG]

Do you want a boy?

[Bobby]

Yeah, one day. But I'm divorced, so.

[DDG]

Divorced?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Does that hurt?

[Bobby]

It's been a minute. Do you like having responsibilities?

[DDG]

Yeah. Having a kid is the greatest thing to me. I like it. But I like. I started living early. Like I moved out to LA when I was 19, so I've been doing my little shit since then on YouTube. Yeah, but I'm saying like living life as a young person, whatever that means. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Now you're ready to be grown and not young.

[DDG]

Yeah. You know.

[Dealer]

All right. Would you like a card?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Dealer]

Now you have 19.

[Bobby]

Oh, thank you.

[DDG]

You stay on that.

[Bobby]

You top.

[DDG]

No, you stay.

[Bobby]

How do you say no more?

[Dealer]

Two winners.

[Bobby]

We won. It's cuz we're not cheating anymore. You're not giving us any cheater sympathy ones.

[DDG]

That's cool.

[Dealer]

Are you bidding all of that or you want to?

[Bobby]

I, I actually. Let me think about that now. Yes.

[Dealer]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I feel like you're running out of pieces.

[Dealer]

50.

[Bobby]

What is that green card?

[Dealer]

That's called a cut card. That Indicates when we're getting to the end of the shuffle, which means after this hand, I will shuffle the decks.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Dealer]

And we'll start over.

[Bobby]

Morning. So much about this. You know what's really bothering me? How crooked that frame is. It's, like, bothering me more than it should. But every time I look back at you, you want to. Thank you. I just am, like, yeah. And I think I'm going to. All right.

[DDG]

Go. Yeah.

[Bobby]

All right. Thank you. I hope it's not, like, on by both sides, and it's just committed to being. Is that better? Did I get it?

[DDG]

You should probably move it. Move. Yeah.

[Bobby]

There.

[DDG]

Yeah, that's good.

[Bobby]

Okay. We can continue. That was really annoying. They should be really thankful I did that.

[DDG]

What's this? Like a B and B?

[Bobby]

We did that. It's like, we can plug them, actually, you know, they get. What'd you just. Okay. Wait. More. What do you do? Top.

[DDG]

Nah, I did. I lost.

[Dealer]

19.

[Bobby]

Did I lose, too?

[DDG]

Yes. Oh, yeah. You lost. Yeah. You lost. You see how many times we lost versus won?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

You need to encourage your viewers to never gamble. What's your, like, dream car?

[Bobby]

My dream car. I don't really care about cars, though. Oh, no, I take that back. If I could buy any car, like a. Like, I don't know. Just. I'm thinking, mom car, like. Lexi, are you making the drinks? I feel like you've kind of been standing there not moving. There's no cups in this house. Yeah. I have to pay the cleaning fee for this place, so we should use the cups that. Come here.

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[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, sure. I'll put one. Who was I answering? My dream car.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't know, you know, like a Range Rover. Range Rover or like a G wagon. I don't know, just something. But they don't have a lot of seats. I like my car right now.

[DDG]

What you got?

[Bobby]

An X7. BMW X7. It has electric for the dealer. I feel like I have my kids car seats in the back row, so then when they're not in my car, I have the whole middle row still open.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What do you drive with your kid?

[DDG]

Well, I got an Escalade. I don't want to sound like I'm all boozy and shit like that, but no, I don't need this. I'm going to get back, right? Just cutting me down.

[Bobby]

You asked me, so now I want to know.

[DDG]

I got an Escalade, Rolls Royce and the Maybach, but I drive.

[Bobby]

I think you need to start giving me more tips on YouTube because that's.

[DDG]

I mean, it ain't just YouTube. You know how I do music, too?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, I actually do know that because you've been all over my TikTok with your song.

[DDG]

What was I saying in the song?

[Bobby]

Was it something. What was the song that you just. It's all over my TikTok right now. Is this what you want to drink, sir? Me?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

The. Is that. Yeah. Not that. Yeah, that. No. What do I look like, huh? There's no way. There's no ice.

[DDG]

You drink Grey Goose.

[Bobby]

I just. I just said vodka with the. I feel like in a mixed drink, vodka tastes better because you can't taste it.

[DDG]

I feel like Grey Goose is like. Like a Caucasian woman drink.

[Bobby]

Well, you know, doesn't that make sense?

[DDG]

I guess that's kind of typical.

[Bobby]

I just feel like I was doing tequila for a long time, but I feel like you could taste it too much.

[DDG]

Yeah, I used to do Hennessy, which is worse to me personally.

[Bobby]

My sister has a dog named Hennessy. I've never tasted it. I don't know what it tastes like. Oh.

[Dealer]

19.

[Bobby]

Doug.

[Dealer]

20.

[Bobby]

I won.

[Dealer]

No, you lost.

[DDG]

I 19.

[Dealer]

He pushed. He tied. We're so close, though.

[Bobby]

Can I make these smaller like he did?

[DDG]

Yes. You want to color down you into watches? No, wait, hold on. Tell me what? A lyric on the song.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't know. Now you're putting me on the spot. Wait, I do know. But then I'm. Let me look. Let me look.

[DDG]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby]

Lexi.

[DDG]

Let me get Lexi.

[Bobby]

I saw how much alcohol you poured in this, and there's no way that was enough juice.

[DDG]

Let me get, like, some juice.

[Bobby]

You have. You have prime. You don't want to have it.

[DDG]

Prime is. Huh? You want it on the side or.

[Mark]

You want it in.

[DDG]

In it?

[Bobby]

You just said you take shots.

[DDG]

All right, yeah. No, just put it on the side.

[Bobby]

Then he lied.

[DDG]

I'm trying to be classy.

[Bobby]

You're trying to be cool, but then you realize that that's gross. No, I can drink it, and it's not cool. Then why don't you just have it regular? I'm not judging you if you just have it regular.

[DDG]

No, it ain't a judging thing. It's just this feels. This feels. I want to be drunk.

[Bobby]

You don't want to be drunk. Are you lightweight?

[DDG]

Yeah, I'm a lightweight.

[Bobby]

I'm a lightweight, too, but this is. This feels illegal, not having ice in it or a straw.

[DDG]

Yeah, you need ice. You don't need it, but you should have ice. This song is about Jamaica, right?

[Bobby]

That's what I was gonna say. Yeah. I'm going to Jamaica at the end of September.

[DDG]

Is you paying for the ticket, or is somebody else paying for the ticket?

[Bobby]

Why? What was your song about? What is your song?

[DDG]

That's what my song acts. So I was acting like.

[Bobby]

Okay. I was like, I feel like this. Okay, I sound stupid, but I do know. What is your lyric. Let me just look this up, pretend this isn't happening.

[DDG]

You don't do research before you do Interviews, do you?

[Bobby]

I feel like you could answer that yourself right now. Yeah, yeah.

[DDG]

Nah, that's cool. I like that. It's authentic.

[Bobby]

I'm learning as I go. Okay, ready? Oh, yeah. How did you fly to Jamaica? I know you didn't pay for that. Yeah, I am paying for my ticket.

[DDG]

Oh, okay. Cool, cool. So a lot of girls don't pay for their ticket. That's why I asked that question.

[Bobby]

I hear that a lot from a lot of girls, and I don't get where you're finding people to pay for tickets to go to places, dudes to.

[DDG]

Pay for a lot of stuff.

[Bobby]

But what are you exchanging? They're just paying for it? I don't know. I'm asking you.

[DDG]

Were you saying, what did a girl give in exchange for the ticket?

[Bobby]

Yeah. And how do you find guys that are paying for things?

[DDG]

I'm pretty sure you can find a lot of dudes that'll pay for your ticket, Bobby. For sure.

[Bobby]

What else will they pay? I can pay for my own ticket to Jamaica. So what else can I get? Can I get a watch?

[DDG]

Cause you just asked about it. A watch, Car.

[Bobby]

A car.

[DDG]

Chain house. It depends on how you play it. And these are a lot of dudes be tricking.

[Bobby]

Where do you find them?

[DDG]

Everywhere.

[Bobby]

Just DM me one day.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And then you just. And you don't have to give them anything. Do you mean they just never.

[DDG]

They gonna expect something.

[Bobby]

Okay, that's what I was getting at.

[DDG]

Yeah, they gonna expect something, but, you.

[Bobby]

Know, I feel like I. If there's somebody who's watching this that wants to. Don't make that face. That's not a good face. We should pan to my camera when we make that face.

[Dealer]

I'm down against my six.

[Bobby]

Are you drinking it just straight? Straight?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

It'S really good.

[DDG]

Okay.

[Bobby]

How much do you make? We can. We can. We can bleep things out.

[DDG]

No, you ain't got to bleep nothing, though.

[Bobby]

Hold on. Go ahead. Tell me everything.

[DDG]

How much money do I make?

[Bobby]

I don't even want to know that. That feels like classified information that I. I don't know.

[DDG]

Yeah, I want to tell you, like, in a specific number or nothing like that.

[Bobby]

Do you have a brand that you partner with and that you're, like, known for partnering with? Mm.

[DDG]

Mm. I'm not really a brand deal type of dude. I ain't gonna lie.

[Bobby]

And what do you make money from?

[DDG]

Hustling.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[DDG]

I make money from a lot of places Hustling.

[Bobby]

Like, doing what? Like legal Stuff?

[DDG]

Yeah, Legal.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

You know, I was valedictorian in high school.

[Bobby]

You went to college, so I assumed you had to.

[DDG]

But I was valedictorian in high school. I mean, I had straight A's, 4.0. Did the speech and everything in high school.

[Bobby]

That's not fair.

[DDG]

Yeah, I don't know why.

[Bobby]

I barely graduated high school. I bet you could tell because I can't even count without my fingers, and you're just.

[DDG]

What was your gpa?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Like, low.

[DDG]

Michael.

[Bobby]

Like, you know how they. In high school they say, D's get degrees, C's get degrees, D's get a high school degree. You don't get to go to college with a D, but you can graduate high school with a D. Add a.

[DDG]

Lot of Ds, a lot of Ds. Type shit.

[Bobby]

I barely graduated. Truly. I want more.

[Dealer]

Okay. 19.

[DDG]

Stay.

[Bobby]

I don't want any more.

[Dealer]

Okay. 16. 26.

[DDG]

And we want.

[Dealer]

Look at that.

[Bobby]

I feel like slow and steady at all.

[DDG]

Did you ever make music?

[Bobby]

Would I ever or have I ever?

[DDG]

Both.

[Bobby]

No and no. I thought you were real stupid. I can't sing. I.

[DDG]

You should let me take you to the studio and write a song for you.

[Bobby]

You're gonna write a song for me, too?

[DDG]

That's what we should have did instead of playing blackjack. I ain't gonna lie.

[Bobby]

We can go do that.

[DDG]

I'm serious. Why don't you write? I write for girls sometimes.

[Bobby]

Like who?

[DDG]

Like homegirls and shit.

[Bobby]

You can't share. Who are you? A ghostwriter? Is that what that's called? But you write for girls who know how to sing.

[DDG]

No, not singing. Like, I'm not a singer, but I can write a rap for you and.

[Bobby]

You and you think I'm gonna start rapping?

[DDG]

I guarantee you I can make you a song. And you. You'll sound good for sure, 100%. It's not about the song. Is about who makes the song. Right now, you in a position. If you make a song that's 10% good, it's gonna go viral like yours.

[Bobby]

Do you think yours is 10% good or all the way good?

[DDG]

I think all my music is amazing.

[Bobby]

Oh, you've made more than one song.

[DDG]

I'm supposed. Oh, straight, you have. I'm getting disrespectful.

[Bobby]

That's not disrespectful. How would I know this? Let's look you up on Spotify.

[DDG]

What do you think? Nah, it's cool.

[Bobby]

What if I've heard your music?

[DDG]

You have to have heard something.

[Bobby]

I heard the one I told you about.

[DDG]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Do you see when I want to hear.

[DDG]

What is your preference of music? Do you listen to hip hop or you listen to like, Sabrina Carpenter or something like that?

[Bobby]

I don't listen to Sabrina Carpenter, but I feel like I listen to a.

[DDG]

Lot of Billie Eilish.

[Bobby]

No. Like, I don't know. I listen to so many different things.

[DDG]

What's your, like, preferred genre, though?

[Bobby]

Everything. I like, I don't know. I feel like I'm gonna be judged no matter how I answer this next question. Okay. I'm like, what could I.

[DDG]

You already moonwalking in Calabasas?

[Bobby]

Huh?

[DDG]

Moonwalking in Calabasas.

[Bobby]

No. Is that. That's your song? Yeah, I. Okay, let's look you up.

[DDG]

Don't get copyrighted. Cause I will. I'll copyright you.

[Bobby]

I'm only gonna play nine seconds of it.

[DDG]

Nine? You're supposed to only play six.

[Bobby]

How many?

[DDG]

You're only supposed to play six.

[Bobby]

I'll only play six seconds. Thank you for teaching me everything right now. Yeah, I thought it was 10.

[DDG]

No, it's six. If you play more than six and I can get you.

[Bobby]

You're talking over it, so it doesn't matter.

[DDG]

You're right.

[Bobby]

I could talk over it during you.

[DDG]

I'm just warning you, I will take the money from this podcast.

[Bobby]

I'll give it to you.

[DDG]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I don't know how much I make from YouTube per episode.

[DDG]

Really?

[Bobby]

Is that where you're gonna make. You're gonna take the money from. Oh, my sister's replacing my drink with a better one. Do you want a different drink? So if you were gonna write me a song to sing, so I'm not singing. You said I'm. I'm rapping.

[DDG]

Yeah. I can. I'm telling you, I can make you some hard shit for sure. Shoot the video and everything. I swear to God.

[Bobby]

I believe you. But why can't. But I can't rap.

[DDG]

You don't need to know how to rap. All you gotta do is just. How they got you saying the gambling shit for this?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[DDG]

You just gotta repeat it.

[Bobby]

Just repeat what you have to say?

[DDG]

Mm hm.

[Bobby]

Write one lyric.

[DDG]

That's how a lot of artists do it.

[Bobby]

I didn't know that. Is there a lot of money in that?

[DDG]

Ghostwriting?

[Bobby]

No.

[DDG]

Or music making?

[Bobby]

Music?

[DDG]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Bobby]

I thought the money was in, like, concerts and stuff.

[DDG]

Nah, Depends on your deal.

[Bobby]

Who do you have a deal with?

[DDG]

Epic. Epic Records.

[Bobby]

It's not.

[DDG]

It's a record label, but I got like a 50. 50 profit share. I own my masters. Huh.

[Bobby]

Do you feel like you could have more?

[DDG]

I mean, maybe. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is that good? 50. 50.

[DDG]

Yeah. It sounds bad, but it's great.

[Bobby]

It does sound bad.

[DDG]

A lot of artists get 10%.

[Bobby]

Yeah, 10%.

[DDG]

And they don't own a masters. Owning a masters is like.

[Bobby]

What's that? What's a masters?

[DDG]

Let's say you make a song, right? And what would the song be? Let's just come up with a name.

[Bobby]

You come up with it. Cause you're the ghostwriter. I have no idea.

[DDG]

The song be like, who's my.

[Bobby]

Who do we want to listen to this music song that you're making for me?

[DDG]

You want Caucasian women to listen to it? Because they're gonna buy tickets.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

They're gonna come to your show. People like to support people that look like them, you know? So that's what we would make it for.

[Bobby]

All right, so what would it be?

[DDG]

You know, I feel like your rap name should be, like, Lil Bobby. Something cool like that.

[Bobby]

I don't feel like it should be.

[DDG]

You don't think Lil Bobby good.

[Bobby]

No, I don't think that fits.

[DDG]

It can just be your name. Bobby at loft, right? That's how you say it.

[Bobby]

Altoff. I don't know. Altoff was my ex's last name. I'm trying to phase out of being just Bobby.

[DDG]

So you gonna change your name? You can't change your name. You gonna change your whole social.

[Bobby]

No, I've changed my Instagram to Bobby.

[DDG]

Oh, that's hard.

[Bobby]

I know. I was so surprised when I texted my team on, like, a random weekday, and I was like, can I switch just Bobby? It says that it's not available.

[DDG]

I got ddg. Three letters.

[Bobby]

That's cool, too. Look at us. I have five letters. So you're a little bit cooler than I am. I want more. I still don't. Can you teach me really quickly?

[Dealer]

17.

[Bobby]

What do you. What are the two signals?

[Dealer]

You do this for a card, and you can you do this for a few more cards? Are you done?

[DDG]

Yeah, I'm good.

[Dealer]

Okay. You want a card?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Dealer]

23.

[Bobby]

Are you engaged?

[DDG]

Mm. Mm.

[Bobby]

Are you going to be engaged?

[DDG]

Yeah, eventually. It's not really like a. You know, we just focus on being parents right now.

[Bobby]

Why did your voice just change?

[DDG]

Huh?

[Bobby]

Why did your voice just change?

[DDG]

What you mean?

[Bobby]

What? What do you mean?

[DDG]

So you don't do no research, do you?

[Bobby]

Do you do not.

[DDG]

You gotta start doing just a little bit of research. Just like a tiny. You getting Too bougie Bobby, to be honest.

[Bobby]

This is what happened. Do you want to know why I don't do research?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay. My very first episode, I did research.

[DDG]

It was boring.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm like, all my research was wrong. I kind of found that a lot of the things I was saying never happened. I was like, oh, so you were born in. And they were like, no. And I was like, this is. I'm bad at research. And then I just kind of realized that I want more.

[Dealer]

17.

[Bobby]

I want more. 18, 19, 20, 21. What if there's a 4 number that comes out?

[DDG]

Too risky.

[Dealer]

The odds of you getting a four are lower than you getting a card over four.

[Bobby]

I want another card.

[DDG]

Okay.

[Dealer]

Thank you for playing.

[Bobby]

Damn it. Well, I only lost $5. If you play little, you would have won.

[DDG]

Look, now you me up. You can't do that, bro.

[Bobby]

I fuck you up.

[Dealer]

Because if you hadn't taken that card, I would have gotten this card and you both would have won because I would have gone over 20.

[Bobby]

You could have trusted.

[DDG]

So give me. You gotta give me $5.

[Bobby]

You can. I will give bot to you. Now we're even. I don't know how that made us even, but we're even.

[DDG]

What was he talking about? I forgot.

[Bobby]

I don't remember either. But I think I definitely want another card.

[DDG]

Yeah, for sure. 100%.

[Dealer]

17.

[DDG]

Yeah. Stay.

[Bobby]

Stay.

[Dealer]

Okay. 17. Push. You don't win, you don't lose. All have the same number. It's a tie.

[Bobby]

Got it. Okay, I'm gonna get bothered.

[DDG]

But now I got two different voices.

[Bobby]

Why?

[DDG]

I just like to use this voice. Sounds like more. More like I use this voice every day when I first meet people. And then when I get a little comfortable, like when I drink a little bit, I get to use it. My real voice.

[Bobby]

Your real voice.

[Dealer]

11.

[Bobby]

How is that your real voice?

[Dealer]

15.

[Bobby]

How are you just getting so many?

[DDG]

I lost. Huh?

[Bobby]

Why did he give what I had low cards?

[Dealer]

I'm showing an eight.

[Bobby]

So you assumed this ten.

[Dealer]

So you assumed I had eight.

[Bobby]

Okay, so he's gonna keep going. I want more.

[Dealer]

You want one?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Dealer]

You sure?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[DDG]

You not listening, Bob. He literally said, are you sure he trying to help you. You would have lost. Yeah, you would have lost anyway.

[Bobby]

So then c. I never hit 17.

[Dealer]

Cause too many cards can put you over 20.

[Bobby]

If I played this in Vegas, I would lose all of my money. You know which one I like? I think I've played roulette.

[DDG]

Roulette is when, you know, red or black.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's easier. But you only have to. You don't have to think that much, do you?

[DDG]

Mm. Mm.

[Bobby]

I like that. This is a. A very much thinking.

[Dealer]

You have 20.

[Bobby]

Thank you for adding that for me. No more.

[Dealer]

Okay.

[Bobby]

And if you have more than 20, then I win.

[Dealer]

If I go over 21, you win. But you did it less than 20. You win. But I have 21. So we lost.

[DDG]

He's scamming us.

[Bobby]

I think so.

[DDG]

He's scamming us.

[Dealer]

That were only true.

[Bobby]

What are you gonna call me? That's not. But I need a new name.

[DDG]

Are you talking about your rap name?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Young Bobby. Usually the rap names got either Lil or young or.

[Bobby]

What's your rap name?

[DDG]

Ddg.

[Bobby]

Why does yours get to just be your name?

[DDG]

I don't want it to be ddg.

[Bobby]

What do you want it to be?

[DDG]

I wish it was Lil Mo.

[Bobby]

Why?

[DDG]

That's my actual nickname. We gotta be like this for somebody to call me Moo.

[Bobby]

And you want the world to call you that?

[DDG]

Nah, they know, like my supporters, they know my nickname is Moo. Like, my whole family call me Moo if my mom wasn't here. What you call me?

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[DDG]

It's just like my nickname, like when I was a kid.

[Bobby]

What's ddg?

[DDG]

DDG is my initials to my actual nickname.

[Bobby]

What's your actual name?

[DDG]

Daryl. That's my first name. Darryl. Middle name is. Do I say my middle name, or is that like fed way of laughing at my name? See, nobody call me Darryl. They don't call me Daryl.

[Bobby]

Let's hear the whole thing. I would tell you my full name.

[DDG]

You gotta say your middle name too.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Alexandria.

[DDG]

Okay. That's like Hispanic. You Hispanic?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Okay, cool, cool, cool. Daryl Dwayne Granberry.

[Bobby]

What's your last name?

[DDG]

It's Granberry. Like Cranberry with a jito.

[Bobby]

Granberry. I've never heard that as a last name.

[DDG]

You know? You know who Omarion is?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[DDG]

He got the same last name.

[Bobby]

Cranberry?

[DDG]

Yeah. His got a D in it, though, so we not related.

[Bobby]

When you get married, is your girlfriend gonna take your last name?

[DDG]

Of course.

[Bobby]

Really? You feel like maybe you could take hers?

[DDG]

No. Oh, you think I should take hers?

[Bobby]

Mm, I do. I think you should consider it.

[DDG]

My son got my last name.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, you can change it.

[DDG]

I don't want to change it.

[Bobby]

You like Cranberry?

[DDG]

Yeah, it's cool. I got like a. I feel like my name is. I got so many nicknames. Cause my actual name is preparing me for when I get older.

[Bobby]

Oh. Cause then you're gonna go by Daryl.

[DDG]

Yeah, like Grandma Bobby. Sound a little. It sound like real childish, don't it?

[Bobby]

No, I feel like it sounds like an old woman name. I feel like I have not yet grown into it.

[DDG]

Yeah, Bobby is kind of an old name. It's like a boy name too.

[Bobby]

Kind of it 100% is but with.

[DDG]

An I kind of make it more like feminine.

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[Bobby]

What'S your son's name?

[DDG]

Halo.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, that's cute.

[DDG]

I did it.

[Bobby]

Wait, Halo? Granberry.

[DDG]

Did I?

[Bobby]

Just saying. You can change it.

[DDG]

I don't want to change it.

[Bobby]

Why would I change you? If you. If you think about it and you're like, I don't like how that sounds.

[DDG]

One day you'd be straight.

[Bobby]

I do. You know that it's really hard to change a kid's name?

[DDG]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Like, I. My daughter's middle name was supposed to be after my little sister. And then at the hospital, I got mad at her because she decided to go skydiving with a new boyfriend instead of be there at the hospital with me the day I had my baby. So then last minute, I changed the middle name, but then I hated the new middle name, and I was like, I need to switch it back. Even though I hated my sister that day, I was like, I need to switch it back. It's like a whole process, though. So now she's stuck with a bad middle name with the same middle name. Mm. She stuck with it.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You lied. One day I'm gonna go through the process of changing it. I haven't even told her that's how middle name. She thinks her middle name is what I was supposed to be. But my sister, it's like, since it's her fault, I've been trying to make her do the whole entire process for me since she's the reason. Yeah, we'll do someone's middle name.

[DDG]

Damn, do I. Is that fair? That's fed, ain't it? It's kind of fed, ain't it?

[Bobby]

It's just gonna get bleeped out. It's just for you and I to know.

[DDG]

No, it ain't.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I would not put that in there. I'm not putting my kid's name in there.

[DDG]

Is it fed or what?

[Dealer]

I'm just a dealer, man.

[Bobby]

Leave me down.

[DDG]

I'll tell you when we done.

[Bobby]

My kids names aren't on my anywhere or their faces.

[DDG]

For real.

[Bobby]

There's nothing of my kids online.

[DDG]

Oh, that was the first time.

[Bobby]

That's what I said. You can see my kids. I'm not gonna. My kids are online, though.

[DDG]

Do you feel like you, like, famous?

[Bobby]

No, but I want to be one day.

[DDG]

You don't feel like you, like, lit?

[Bobby]

No, I feel like I'm I feel.

[DDG]

Like famous is a little. Nobody wants to say they famous.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

I feel like that's kind of like being conceited in a way.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[DDG]

But lit is okay.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

You should know you lit, right?

[Bobby]

Okay. That's a better. You're right. I'm not gonna say.

[DDG]

I'm like, do you go out with security and shit?

[Bobby]

No.

[DDG]

Why not? Because LA is dangerous.

[Bobby]

No one bothers me. I just wear a mask.

[DDG]

Oh, you be outside like that?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

What kind of mask? Like a little Covid mask?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Sunglasses and a hat? Yeah.

[DDG]

That's smart. I do the same shit.

[Bobby]

No one says anything. I don't need security. How much is security? I feel like everybody.

[DDG]

It'd be like $500 a day. You gotta put five up a day. Mm.

[Bobby]

$500 a day.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's a lot, LA dangerous. Every time you go outside, you have security.

[DDG]

Mm. That's why I don't go out a lot, save money.

[Bobby]

Did you bring security here?

[DDG]

No. Where's the threat?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[DDG]

Nah, I'm just.

[Bobby]

You had to walk from your car inside. I don't know.

[DDG]

We might have something in here, right? I'm just playing. No, we don't. I don't want to make you feel unsafe.

[Bobby]

You want to have what?

[DDG]

Nothing.

[Bobby]

I want more.

[Dealer]

You would like more. You would like a hit. 17.

[DDG]

I'll stay on that.

[Bobby]

Stay. Okay, stay.

[Dealer]

15. 25. Look at that one. And you both won. And it's time to shuffle.

[Bobby]

You're running out.

[DDG]

Yeah, I'm broke.

[Bobby]

Here, I'll give you a couple more.

[DDG]

All right, I'm right.

[Bobby]

All right, now we have something.

[DDG]

So, like, what's, like, your type?

[Bobby]

My type Person? I don't know.

[DDG]

You like black dudes?

[Bobby]

What, does everybody ask me a lot?

[DDG]

I just be wondering. Like I asked. Yeah, I just be wondering. What?

[Bobby]

I have no type. I just like funny, successful, not a loser.

[DDG]

The girl might have more money. You know, it's a girl's world right now.

[Bobby]

Is it?

[DDG]

It is.

[Bobby]

I guess that's. I haven't really tried dating since I got. I feel like it'd be weird to date in my. Where am I gonna go on a first date?

[DDG]

I think you should be single for a long time.

[Bobby]

I know.

[DDG]

I think you got a good three, four more years. And you.

[Bobby]

Ugh.

[DDG]

You should.

[Bobby]

What's wrong with you?

[DDG]

You gotta grind.

[Bobby]

I can grind.

[DDG]

You haven't been uploading enough.

[Bobby]

Three, three or four years. I'll be 30.

[DDG]

Thirty is when you can settle down.

[Bobby]

Ew. That's so mean. That's so offensive to people over 30. But I don't wanna be 30.

[DDG]

You're gonna be 30 in three more years.

[Bobby]

I know. I'm not looking forward to telling people I'm 30.

[DDG]

Yeah, 30, not bad, though. 30, like the new 20.

[Bobby]

To me. That's what people say when they start approaching 30. Like, 30.

[DDG]

People always say that. Like, even back in the day, they used to say.

[Bobby]

They probably said that too. Like, I feel like there's. I hear people now saying, like, 40 is the new 30. That's not true.

[DDG]

No, 40. 40 is up there.

[Bobby]

30 is 30.

[DDG]

30 not up there. 30 is not. 30 is grown.

[Bobby]

Like, when did you turn 26?

[DDG]

October. Last October.

[Bobby]

Oh, so you're about to be 27. Oh, we're the same age. You're about to be 32. I know that's why you're trying to make yourself feel better about it by saying 30 is the new 20 or.

[DDG]

Whatever, but we got three more years. Three years is a long time.

[Bobby]

If I stay single, like you just said, until I'm in my 30s, who am I going to attract? If I'm, like, in my 30s and I'm single, people are going to think there's something wrong with me. No, if I'm single in my 30s.

[DDG]

You did the whole shit already, though. It's not like you, like.

[Bobby]

It's true. I do. I want more kids in my life. What?

[DDG]

She got two baby daddies.

[Bobby]

I know. That's crazy.

[DDG]

That's 14.

[Bobby]

I can adopt and then I won't have.

[DDG]

Nah.

[Bobby]

What?

[DDG]

There's no point of adopting.

[Bobby]

I always judged my mom. Oh, my God. Why do you.

[Dealer]

Eight. Fifteen.

[Bobby]

That was cool.

[Dealer]

You have 20.

[Bobby]

I'm good.

[Dealer]

Okay.

[DDG]

I bet not lose.

[Dealer]

Boom.

[Bobby]

Did you win?

[DDG]

You both won.

[Dealer]

Because I went over 21.

[Bobby]

I feel like my mom. I always was like, she has two baby daddies. That's crazy. And now. And I also thought I'd never get divorced like her.

[DDG]

I mean, me and my brother got different dads, you know, it's not wrong with that.

[Bobby]

No, I know, but it's. It is crazy.

[DDG]

People fall in love multiple times. You know, we only live once. Do you think. Ain't nothing wrong with that? You care about what people say on the Internet?

[Dealer]

19.

[Bobby]

Of course I do. You don't.

[DDG]

You shouldn't.

[Bobby]

I want more. Obviously. I feel like I shouldn't. 15 more.

[Dealer]

25.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

I used to get, like. I remember they was trying to, like, cancel you for no reason.

[Bobby]

Me? Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's happened a few times. No, there was just, like, a little period.

[DDG]

Yeah. I was actually, like, mad for you, though.

[Bobby]

That's so nice of you. Yeah, that was a weird. I was also just. I feel like that wasn't that long ago, but it was. It was like, last December.

[DDG]

Yeah, that shit, like, that's just what happened when you, like, get lit to the first.

[Bobby]

When you first. I know when you have to have. I knew it too. When I was, like, having my, like, skyrocket up. I was like, this is gonna crash soon. And then it did. And I was like, damn. How do I come back from this? Yeah, but.

[DDG]

But you stable.

[Bobby]

I know. Now I feel like it would never be as bad as, like, the first time. Cause also, people didn't really know who I was. And it was like, how did she go from no one knowing who she is to everyone?

[DDG]

Big ass interview. Let me split.

[Dealer]

All right.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it was. Have you been. You have been canceled. But have you had hate?

[DDG]

I have been canceled plenty of times.

[Bobby]

For doing what?

[DDG]

Nothing.

[Bobby]

Anything valid.

[Dealer]

20.

[DDG]

Nothing.

[Bobby]

I'm done.

[DDG]

I've been canceled for little shit like, give me 10.

[Bobby]

Like what?

[DDG]

Little shit? Like, I've been canceled just for little tweaks or, like, regular stuff.

[Bobby]

Like, you've never done anything worth while, which is why you're still fine.

[DDG]

I mean, you know, dating a Little Mermaid and shit, you know, you gotta. That shit come with something?

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[DDG]

Like, it's just like, people always gonna have their opinion.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Pretty lucky be dating the Little Mermaid.

[Dealer]

Eighteen. Eighteen.

[DDG]

Same.

[Bobby]

I'm done. Oh, we have the same. And I lost. No, we didn't.

[Dealer]

21.

[DDG]

Yep, we lost. Same difference.

[Bobby]

Do you want more kids?

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

How many?

[Dealer]

14.

[DDG]

I'll stay on that. One more maybe. Maybe one more.

[Bobby]

Just one more.

[DDG]

I don't want my son to ever feel like 20. Damn. I don't want my son to ever feel like he's second. I kind of feel bad for having another kid.

[Bobby]

I have two kids, and I feel like my daughter's luckier now.

[DDG]

For real?

[Bobby]

Yeah. She's a friend.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Don't you have siblings you're close to?

[DDG]

Yeah, I do.

[Bobby]

I feel like I'm probably gonna get hate for saying this, but I feel like it's just sad to have a single child.

[DDG]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Unless maybe they have a lot of cousins or something. But yeah.

[DDG]

I mean, I got a pretty cool immediate family that's gonna get some company.

[Bobby]

Does he have anybody his age?

[DDG]

No. You seen my nephew when he just walked out?

[Bobby]

How old is he.

[DDG]

He 8. Have you seen him before?

[Bobby]

I just saw him right now.

[DDG]

Have you seen him on the Internet? He's pretty popular.

[Bobby]

What does he do?

[DDG]

He probably could have got you an extra little 50,000 views if you would have threw him in here.

[Bobby]

Bring him back. What does he do?

[DDG]

He just popular online. You ever heard I wanna kill my mom? I wanna kill my dad?

[Bobby]

No.

[DDG]

Damn. You just don't be on the Internet, huh?

[Bobby]

Apparently not.

[DDG]

I don't know who you interviewing, do you?

[Bobby]

He wants to kill his mom and his dad. What?

[DDG]

He just did a little tik tok Lizzo was him for Halloween.

[Bobby]

Really? That was his name?

[DDG]

Woop.

[Bobby]

Huh?

[DDG]

Woop.

[Bobby]

Oh. I asked him what his name was in it.

[DDG]

Y'all know Whop. You know whop is right. Damn. I don't know who my is crazy.

[Bobby]

Doesn't he know? I don't. I don't. I'm not on the Internet, like thought.

[DDG]

No, it's cool. It's cool. They'll tell you in the comments.

[Bobby]

I'm sure they will. Don't make me get hate for that.

[DDG]

No, you don't get no hate.

[Bobby]

No, you ain't gonna get no hate. They're gonna. I just haven't seen.

[DDG]

That's cool.

[Bobby]

I will do more research.

[DDG]

No, you don't have to. I feel like your podcast is better like this. Cause it's like I didn't say nothing to you when I walked in here.

[Bobby]

Purposely, though, say anything about what?

[DDG]

What would you have said, like greeting myself or like, you know what I'm saying, Have a conversation or nothing. Because I feel like it's better this.

[Bobby]

Way to get to know each other.

[DDG]

Yeah. Yeah. It feels more authentic, organic.

[Bobby]

It's also like. Yeah. I don't have any hidden agenda of getting anything out about people. You know what I mean? Like a lot of what I do interviews on other people's. I get nervous because I'm like, what are you gonna ask? But no one ever has to worry about that with me because I don't know anything about them anyway. I'm not gonna ask you anything. The only thing I knew about you was a your song. I didn't know the name of it. What's it called?

[DDG]

Tricking.

[Bobby]

Okay. I knew it had to do with Jamaica.

[DDG]

That's good.

[Bobby]

It's actually been on my for you page a lot.

[DDG]

That's good. I mean, I'm doing my job.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Correctly. Thank you.

[Bobby]

You probably have a lot of views on all of your things from it because it's just. I'm I've seen that so many times on my TikTok, and I spend way too much time on TikTok.

[DDG]

Do you like the song?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's good. I don't relate to it. It's a good song.

[DDG]

You never been flown out before?

[Bobby]

No, unless it's for, like, work, but I've never been gifted anything either.

[DDG]

Well, you got two kids, though, so you can't really do too much.

[Bobby]

Yeah, and I can't. I've been married for, like. I was married for four years.

[DDG]

You gotta live these next three.

[Bobby]

I don't know if I'm the right candidate to be flown out places or be gifted things. I don't want to do anything in return.

[DDG]

Yeah, that's true.

[Bobby]

I just want to.

[DDG]

You don't have to do anything. I don't think that's. I don't want you to feel like that. I feel like that's just what dudes gonna expect. You know what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

Well, yeah, exactly. So I don't want to.

[DDG]

You're right.

[Bobby]

Cause I don't want. I would, like you said. Do I have any. I don't have a single. Nice watch. So that's my thing. I want to buy myself this year.

[DDG]

What kind of watch you want?

[Bobby]

I don't know. My wrists are really small, so it needs to be like, something.

[DDG]

You want to try this on?

[Bobby]

That would look crazy on me.

[DDG]

Want to try it on?

[Bobby]

Yeah. What is that? Never.

[DDG]

This is a Richard Mille watch. You know what that is?

[Bobby]

No. How do you. Are your nails painted?

[DDG]

Yes, ma'am.

[Bobby]

They look great.

[DDG]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobby]

This is going to look crazy on me.

[DDG]

Your wrist small. Let me tighten it up for you.

[Bobby]

I'm not going to be able to guess as my wrist or even close.

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

I told you. That looks crazy on me.

[DDG]

How much do you think that watch is?

[Bobby]

I feel like. Cause you asked that. Well, I don't know. It has, like, rubber on it.

[DDG]

I know. Yeah. It's light, ain't it?

[Bobby]

It has to be. $3,000.

[DDG]

Take another guess.

[Bobby]

Higher?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

$10,000.

[DDG]

Give you one more guess.

[Bobby]

Higher?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

How much higher? Like I'm really off or.

[DDG]

Just take a guess. You? Hella off, but just take another guess.

[Bobby]

$50,000.

[DDG]

Nah, it's like, right now in the market. 180.

[Bobby]

180 for a watch? Did you buy it?

[DDG]

Yeah. What do you think I did?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Are you icing?

[DDG]

Are you renting it for your podcast?

[Bobby]

Sometimes I get jewelry that I get to give back. After.

[DDG]

No, I had this for a little minute. This is like. I collect watches.

[Bobby]

That's why you have to walk around with security. I don't have anything on me that's worth anything. Somebody robbed me. They're not. They're not getting anything.

[DDG]

That's good. I mean, that's a nice little bracelet.

[Bobby]

It's like $300. Like, it's not. I'm going to be fine. They can take everything.

[DDG]

Yeah. I seen your interview with Nle chopping. You said something about like you tried to like off yourself at one point.

[Bobby]

I did do that. Clearly it was not effective, but yeah, I didn't try.

[DDG]

I felt for you. I mean, I never tried to do that, but everybody had those type of thoughts sometimes.

[Bobby]

Definitely. I feel like I. I think that depression is genetic and I think, Well, I know. 19.

[Dealer]

You have 14.

[Bobby]

I'll have more.

[Dealer]

Okay. You have 24. Thank you for playing.

[DDG]

I feel like he getting a little rude.

[Bobby]

He loves when I healed. Yeah. Hi.

[Dealer]

I'm sorry I took your fake money. How's that?

[Bobby]

Do you guys have him mic'd up or do you not? That's crazy. He's saying some pretty.

[DDG]

Yeah, funny stuff.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Mark is over here. What'd you ask me? Oh, my God.

[DDG]

What you should do. I'm the lit one, man. You gotta keep up now.

[Bobby]

How are you lit? I guess you've had a whole drink.

[DDG]

Okay, I drank a lot.

[Bobby]

Are you getting lit so you can.

[DDG]

Write me a song if you really want to do that. I'm dead ass serious.

[Bobby]

Can you imagine? I feel like people. You always see people come out with music and it's always the next step to.

[DDG]

But you do it. This is how you play it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

This how you would play it.

[Bobby]

How would I play it?

[DDG]

You know I used to manage like social media people, right?

[Bobby]

No, obviously I didn't know that.

[DDG]

You don't know. So I used to manage like social media people. I got like a company called Zooted.

[Bobby]

You don't have it anymore. What happened?

[DDG]

I do. I just don't manage. It was all girls, so, you know, like the shit kind of like it's a little conflicted now, but I used to do that.

[Bobby]

You can manage Mark too, so that you have some men.

[DDG]

Dudes don't work though.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[DDG]

Like in the social media world, it's harder for the.

[Bobby]

They don't make as much money.

[DDG]

No. Yeah, Girls are much better.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but I'll take more.

[Dealer]

22.

[Bobby]

His tone when he says it, it's like so satisfying for him to take away my money. Okay. What are you. You were gonna give me a game plan and I'm ready.

[DDG]

No, you do it as like a parody. Like you. You.

[Bobby]

You do it supposed to be by.

[DDG]

Yeah, like in your head you really doing it to do it. But in they head, it's supposed to look like it's just a joke. Walk. Come here real quick.

[Bobby]

All right.

[DDG]

Come right here.

[Bobby]

All right.

[DDG]

This is Woo Wop.

[Bobby]

You want to say hello?

[DDG]

Huh? She said you want to say hello. You seen her before?

[Bobby]

I saw her when I was in the house of a fort.

[DDG]

No, I'm saying, have you ever seen her doing, like interviews and stuff?

[Bobby]

We know just as much about each other.

[DDG]

See, she said she ain't.

[Bobby]

I said I saw him when I walked in.

[DDG]

The whole world heard him say, I want to kill my mom.

[Bobby]

I feel like that's like I probably done heard it. Why did you say that?

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

Do you feel that way anymore? Okay. Is your mom here? Mm. Mm. Do you wanna say it again? I wanna kill my mom. I wanna kill my dad. I wanna kill my grandma. Kill my grandma. That was pretty good. Did you write that for him?

[DDG]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby]

You just came up with that all on your own?

[DDG]

We just all talented. This is my nephew.

[Bobby]

You have a great voice. Thank you. It's a good song.

[DDG]

You can go back over there if you want, man.

[Bobby]

I love him.

[DDG]

Yeah, Cool.

[Bobby]

He sounded great singing it. I'm sure I heard that.

[DDG]

You had to hear. Everybody in the world heard that shit.

[Bobby]

Where did he post it? TikTok posted a video of him singing that. How long ago? I'm done.

[DDG]

This was a year ago, but it was like a really big. It was a big deal and we won.

[Bobby]

We won.

[Dealer]

Yes.

[DDG]

You haven't drunk that drink.

[Bobby]

I have.

[DDG]

No, you haven't.

[Bobby]

So it's a parody.

[DDG]

This is what you do, huh? You get drinks, you get your guest drink, and then you get to ask some crazy questions.

[Bobby]

What if I asked you that was crazy? Give me one example.

[DDG]

You're right. You're right. I'm trying.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Don't lie.

[DDG]

Right. I think the way you like. The way you like doing it is perfect. I ain't gonna lie. Like the way you mark. I don't know if this is an act or not.

[Bobby]

What is an act?

[DDG]

Like just how you just be chilling, you know?

[Bobby]

No, it's real.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Really?

[DDG]

No, it seemed real. Like you just. Oh, you right. I feel like that's like the perfect. The perfect. If you have 11 marketing more.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'm gonna get this right now. This means more. No, this means more.

[Dealer]

This means more.

[Bobby]

This means more. This means no more. Okay, I don't want to talk anymore. But I keep forgetting it when it comes time. You do.

[DDG]

You do.

[Dealer]

You. You have 18.

[Bobby]

Stop.

[Dealer]

Okay, 17. Look at this. Bam. Bam.

[DDG]

Going at one. Going at one.

[Dealer]

Just like that.

[DDG]

I think the way you're doing it is perfect.

[Bobby]

I. Did you see me and Suki are doing a show together?

[DDG]

No, I didn't see that.

[Bobby]

Well, she's gonna co host. The idea is that, like. So I'm gonna do like a live show. We're gonna start with one show, but it's gonna be posted as a podcast, so. But there's gonna be like a musical. Suki's gonna come out and be the co host of it.

[DDG]

That's dope.

[Bobby]

And then I'm gonna interview, like a surprise guest in different cities, and then it'll go out as like an episode.

[DDG]

That's fire.

[Bobby]

It's fire.

[DDG]

You wanna do like, vlogs though, huh?

[Bobby]

No shit. Marco keeps telling me I should do that, but I don't.

[DDG]

Why are you Marco the homie?

[Bobby]

What do you do vlogs about?

[DDG]

Just vlog your life. I feel like you should make another channel.

[Bobby]

That's what Marco tells me to do too. I just haven't. Cause it's a lot of work. Is somebody recording this for you?

[DDG]

He record my shit, but I be editing my own vlogs. I'm tripping.

[Bobby]

You have time like that.

[DDG]

It be quick for me.

[Bobby]

What part of your life are you putting? Is this 20?

[Dealer]

Yes, it is.

[Bobby]

I'm good.

[Dealer]

Okay, 17.

[Bobby]

Oh, we're. We're getting good at this. I wanna start like a. Well, I don't know. Did you see the deal that Call Her Daddy just got? Who call her daddy? That's like the other big podcast. That's like the female. She also used to talk about blowjobs. No, I think I need to start talking about blowjobs.

[DDG]

If you did do, like, on some real shit. If you did, like some little. Not nothing too crazy, but like a little sexual jab, people go crazy over that shit for sure.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna just switch my whole entire podcast to just talking about sex. I don't think I could do it. I'd be too uncomfortable.

[DDG]

But I think that'll make it funny.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know how to talk about that comfortably.

[DDG]

How old was you when you lost your virginity?

[Bobby]

Like 16. I feel like that's really young.

[DDG]

I was 13.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[DDG]

I was a baby. You wanna know the story?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I guess.

[DDG]

You were 13?

[Bobby]

That's so young.

[DDG]

Yeah, so I was. I used to box, right? And then this girl came in the gym.

[Bobby]

You lost it in the gym?

[DDG]

No, no, no. Not in the gym. Not in the gym. She came in the gym.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

And I was like, damn. You know, that's kind of cool. Like, I think my main thing, like, what I get attracted to with girls, it'd be like, I like girls. Since I was a kid. I like girls that, like, do the same thing I do. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

She boxed.

[DDG]

She was boxing. She wasn't good, but she was into gym boxing. Okay, so you go ahead. Oh, I'll split that. Split them twos. Put another five.

[Dealer]

Now by splitting, since you have two of the same, you can play two hands, but you have to match your bet.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[Dealer]

So now you're gonna play one hand, and then you're gonna play the other hand.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[Dealer]

Okay. Now you have 10.

[DDG]

Mm. Now you have 20. Yep.

[Dealer]

Now you have 11.

[DDG]

Hit again. Wait, wait. No, no, Let her double. Let her double.

[Dealer]

Now double. Now, doubling down means you can match up to your bet. You get one card, face down. What the 18, you win. He. That's a push. I eat high. You win here and you win there. 20 and 21.

[DDG]

You gotta go to the casino with me. I get you paid, man.

[Bobby]

Are you allowed to, like, help people at the casino? Yeah, like, they would let us talk. Okay.

[Dealer]

Your player could talk amongst themselves.

[Bobby]

That's.

[DDG]

That's cute, but what I was gonna say.

[Bobby]

You lost your virginity when you're 13 years old to a box.

[DDG]

Yeah, she was. Don't say a boxer. You gotta make sure it's a girl. So she came to the gym. She came to the gym. And, you know, my homie was already with her before 21.

[Bobby]

She was 13.

[DDG]

She was 14.

[Bobby]

And your friend was with her too.

[DDG]

He was with her prior. He told me what they did.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[DDG]

I'm like, damn, I wanna be.

[Bobby]

That's the outcome.

[DDG]

Literally. Yeah, I asked her to be my girlfriend.

[Bobby]

You asked her to be your girlfriend? Did you break up with her after?

[DDG]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Don't tell that part. We'll cut that. That's mean.

[DDG]

No, you ain't gotta cut that. I was 13.

[Bobby]

That's true. You were an idiot. That's so mean.

[DDG]

But it was just like. I just wanted to experience having sex at 13.

[Bobby]

Why were you even.

[DDG]

It's. Cause where I'm from, like, that. That's kind of like a normal thing.

[Bobby]

13.

[DDG]

I'm from Pontiac, Michigan. I know. You didn't look that up.

[Bobby]

I didn't.

[DDG]

Yeah. I'm from Pontiac, Michigan. It's like a small city and it's like.

[Bobby]

You're in eighth grade.

[DDG]

No, I was in seventh, but like.

[Bobby]

You were in grade.

[DDG]

It's not much to do. All my friends already did it.

[Bobby]

Had sex?

[DDG]

Yeah. They was 13. 12. No, not just her. Not just her.

[Bobby]

Okay, not just her. That's good.

[DDG]

Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that happened. And then I broke up with her afterwards.

[Bobby]

Like immediately after?

[DDG]

Yeah, maybe like a couple days after.

[Bobby]

At least you waited a couple days? I felt like you were just gonna finish and go. That's. I didn't know you could even have sex at 13.

[DDG]

I was disappointed too.

[Bobby]

I was really disappointed. Why?

[DDG]

Like. Cause I, like, I was introduced to, like.

[Bobby]

I want more.

[DDG]

I was introduced to that world.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm done.

[Dealer]

Okay. 18.

[Bobby]

You were introduced to the world of having sex at 13?

[DDG]

At 11.

[Bobby]

People were having sex at 11?

[DDG]

No, no, no, no. I wasn't doing nothing at 11.

[Bobby]

Well, I know you were.

[DDG]

I was like watching little videos and.

[Bobby]

Shit, you know, so like, like on your parents computer?

[DDG]

Like my mom phone. I got in trouble before.

[Bobby]

On your mom's phone?

[DDG]

Yeah, but that's like in a small city where you like, you ain't got much to do, but everybody getting pregnant at 18 and shit.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Know how that be? Where you from?

[Bobby]

California.

[DDG]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Inland though. Like, I was raised in like Rancho Cucamonga type shit, like Corona area.

[DDG]

Chino Hills.

[Bobby]

Yeah. A little bit more south.

[DDG]

You like it out here still, or are you over it?

[Bobby]

I don't think I could ever do anything else because I've been here my whole life. But I like it. The weather is good.

[DDG]

I would rather be in Miami.

[Bobby]

You like Miami? I love Miami.

[DDG]

Miami's way better.

[Bobby]

The water. I can actually swim in the ocean than Miami here. I've never even considered it as a kid, though. I used to.

[DDG]

He's 30.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So you. So you were 13 and you lost your virginity?

[DDG]

Mm, yep.

[Bobby]

That's.

[DDG]

Everybody know that. I made a whole song about it.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's the song?

[DDG]

Yep.

[Bobby]

What is it?

[DDG]

I was 13 when I lost my virginity.

[Bobby]

Did they know? Did they know it was to a boxer?

[DDG]

A boxer girl?

[Bobby]

Did you say that in it? Then they might think it's a boxer boy.

[DDG]

No, they don't. No, it was a boxer woman.

[Bobby]

It was not a woman. Girl.

[DDG]

Girl.

[Dealer]

Girl.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it was a girl.

[DDG]

She was older Than me, though. She was older than me.

[Bobby]

That's weird. Do you talk to her still?

[DDG]

No. Hell no.

[Bobby]

Do you know. You know who she is still? Like, have you.

[DDG]

She was a Mexican girl. Mexican girl.

[Bobby]

Does she follow you?

[DDG]

Facebook, probably.

[Bobby]

You have Facebook?

[DDG]

I don't get on it, but I could put you. I'll talk to you off stream, but I can. Not off stream, but more off the record, but 10. Hit it again.

[Dealer]

14, 17.

[Bobby]

Oh, I'm good.

[DDG]

You know you can make money on Facebook, right?

[Bobby]

I've heard. I've never tried, like, a lot of money. What do you post on there?

[DDG]

I used to post, like, a bunch of shit, like compilations and stuff.

[Bobby]

I never had.

[DDG]

I got money.

[Dealer]

I didn't know. I apologize.

[DDG]

I made a lot of money on there.

[Bobby]

I.

[DDG]

You never had a Facebook?

[Bobby]

No, I have. I don't use one. I don't have one anymore. I feel like I have, like, people who post pretending to be me on there. They probably make money.

[DDG]

You should. You should start posting. Posting your clips on Facebook.

[Bobby]

And you can make money from Facebook.

[DDG]

A lot of money.

[Bobby]

How much is a lot?

[DDG]

Millions.

[Bobby]

Ashley, you should get on Facebook. Do you post on Snapchat?

[DDG]

Mm. I'm one of the biggest Snapchatters.

[Bobby]

Ashley, make sure you're getting a lot of videos of him for Snapchat. What do you mean, one of the biggest?

[DDG]

Like, at one point in time, I was like, the number one personal Snapchat.

[Bobby]

What happened?

[DDG]

I'm still up there. I'm just. I just been. I just been chilling a lot lately.

[Bobby]

Just thinking about it.

[DDG]

Brand new dad. Yeah.

[Dealer]

You know, just 21.

[Bobby]

Were you not showing your kid online at first?

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

What changed?

[DDG]

It just got too much. Like, I was damn near hiding to fucking.

[Bobby]

To not show place.

[DDG]

I couldn't. I didn't want to take him to the store because I ain't want nobody to see his face.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Like, I was just. It was just not fun.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Do you feel like that, like, when you take your kids out, you gotta hide them and shit?

[Bobby]

People are pretty respectful. Yeah, but I do feel like that with, like, every once in a while, I'm like, what would it. What would it hurt to throw a little picture of them? But once you kind of make a point of not showing them, I feel like it's really hard to go back on.

[DDG]

Yeah, it is.

[Bobby]

You kind of just did, though. Yeah. I don't feel like people really talked about you going back on it. You just did. Did you do it out of nowhere?

[DDG]

Yeah, just. Just. I did it 16 oh, hell no. You ready?

[Bobby]

I'm so in it now, though. It's been like three years of not doing it. Like, I can't even go back on it.

[DDG]

I mean, if. If you comfortable, then it's cool. I just. I post every day, so it's like.

[Bobby]

I don't really show my personal life, so that's why.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Can get away with not 17.

[DDG]

No.

[Bobby]

What if he has 18? 19, 20, 21. What if he has one for four?

[Dealer]

You know, I have to take a card, and if I go over 21, you would win.

[DDG]

He probably got a 10. Look, it's this thing called counting cards, right? You kind of do it. It's illegal, though. Like, you can just say, oh, I only see two tens out here, so he probably got another 10. I see a bunch of little cars. He probably got a 10.

[Bobby]

Okay, so I'm.

[DDG]

Yeah, say no more. So if he got a 10, he get 13. He gonna get another 10. He gonna bust.

[Dealer]

Okay, I have an ace. A soft 14. I have 17. We push.

[DDG]

Yeah, I lost.

[Bobby]

Oh, I got to keep mine. I'll leave it there. I. I still can't believe you were 13 when you lost your virginity to a boxer. And I'm gonna keep saying it. One of these times, you won't come in to say it was a girl, and it's just gonna sound crazy.

[DDG]

No, she's definitely a woman.

[Bobby]

And she wasn't a woman, but blackjack girl. Why'd you just.

[Dealer]

Because I have blackjack.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What is blackjack?

[Dealer]

An ace. An ace and a 10.

[Bobby]

Card only.

[Dealer]

Only is blackjack.

[Bobby]

Let's not.

[Dealer]

I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. I miss the dealers.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

Let's just go till we broke.

[Bobby]

Oh, Ashley's trying to get your secrets.

[DDG]

What?

[Bobby]

On Snapchat?

[DDG]

Oh, you wanna know the secrets? I'll tell you after.

[Bobby]

It's gonna be a whole class. She's. Ashley runs my Snapchat. That's it. That's like. I literally.

[DDG]

I like helping people a lot. I ain't gonna lie. That's like, my.

[Bobby]

What? Helping people make money, you know? Yeah.

[DDG]

And I don't ask for nothing in return.

[Bobby]

Well, I wasn't gonna give you anything in return.

[DDG]

I know.

[Bobby]

I'm glad we've established that. She definitely wasn't so weird. Yeah, but when you put it like that. Now I feel like I'm starting a.

[DDG]

Podcast, though, so could you be.

[Bobby]

You're starting podcast?

[DDG]

Yeah, I got the whole spot and everything.

[Bobby]

What's it called?

[DDG]

Club 248.

[Bobby]

What's different about your podcast than every other podcast. Did you just do one finger? You can do one finger?

[DDG]

Yeah, same thing. You just have two.

[Bobby]

This whole time, I thought we had to.

[DDG]

No, I wasn't hitting. See, he's scamming. Mark's scamming.

[Dealer]

Not scamming.

[DDG]

He's scamming, bro. I was showing. I was literally showing her.

[Dealer]

I will take this back, I will put it underneath, and we will do it again. Then.

[DDG]

I'm.

[Bobby]

I want more.

[DDG]

You should split, split, split, split.

[Dealer]

And 16 is a horrible number. 18.

[DDG]

There you go. Boom.

[Dealer]

11. Now we should double down on that.

[DDG]

Got. Put it on the side of it. Boom.

[Dealer]

The bad guy has nine. The bad guy has 16.

[DDG]

The bad guy win. See, Mark tried to scam me.

[Bobby]

He did.

[Dealer]

I did not try to scam you, man.

[Bobby]

What were you saying?

[DDG]

What was I saying? I don't know. I'm drunk at this point. I ain't lie.

[Bobby]

That's. That's embarrassing.

[DDG]

I am, though. I'm being honest.

[Bobby]

That's embarrassing.

[Dealer]

Talking about your podcast.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. Thank you so much, Martin.

[DDG]

Yeah, I was talking about the pod. It's called Club 248.

[Bobby]

Oh. What is different about your podcast?

[DDG]

Like, I'm just a good talker. Don't it. Don't it seem like I'm, like, good at talking?

[Bobby]

I have a question. Don't you feel like every person who starts the podcast thinks they're going to talk? Talking? So what separates you?

[DDG]

I like this pep talk you're giving me.

[Bobby]

You're welcome.

[DDG]

Appreciate it.

[Bobby]

Anytime. What separates you from them? Like, what's gonna put you at the top? The top 10? I'm not even there right now, so I think, to be fair, mine isn't, like, that goes off of audio, and mine's not really an audio podcast. Mine's mostly just off YouTube, so.

[DDG]

No, that's still good.

[Bobby]

No, I know. I meant, like, the stats that I'm reading to you are, like, from audio ones.

[DDG]

Yeah. I mean, I don't listen to podcasts. I watch them.

[Bobby]

What is gonna be different about yours?

[DDG]

So I had an idea to, like, have a bartender there.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

You know, which I think it'd be cool, but I kinda. I don't. You kind of gave me a little idea here.

[Bobby]

What idea did I give you?

[DDG]

Like, you never do your shit in the same place.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[DDG]

I like how you did it in the bed, though. That was dope.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna do that?

[DDG]

I might try it. Might try it.

[Bobby]

You know, with who? You should do your first episode with Your girlfriend think so? Yeah. But you can't do a bed because I did that.

[DDG]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby]

You don't want to copy me.

[DDG]

I don't want you to start hating.

[Bobby]

Let's think of something, huh?

[DDG]

I want you to start hating on me.

[Bobby]

I won't hate on you. I'm giving you. You need to have a better idea, though.

[DDG]

No, I'm a. I just gotta get my. My feet wet. And then, you know, the idea is to get the.

[Bobby]

But it needs to. You need to separate yourself from everybody. Everybody else.

[DDG]

What you think, what hasn't been done. Everything's been done.

[Bobby]

It hasn't, though. Or. Or find someone and do it better than them. Find someone to compete with.

[DDG]

I feel like podcast. Supposed to be in a room and y'all talk for hours. Like, I don't feel like podcasts should be a vlog. You know, I can.

[Bobby]

They're not supposed to be. Yeah, but I'm saying, what separates your conversation with sleep someone from others.

[DDG]

Well, I'm funny.

[Bobby]

Are you?

[DDG]

I am. Like, I. I'm more conservative now because it's our first time meeting, but, like.

[Bobby]

So here's. The problem is you're gonna be meeting these people for the first time.

[DDG]

I know, but, like, if I'm in my own comfortable place, it's my show. It's different. See, like, coming here, I didn't know if I was gonna be, like, asked a bunch of questions about certain things or something. But you didn't do no research, so now I just.

[Bobby]

You could have figured that out by doing any research yourself. So.

[DDG]

Yeah. So now I know, though. You know, so now we just like talking with you.

[Bobby]

That's what you want to do?

[DDG]

Yeah, I kind of just want to. Just like.

[Bobby]

What type of person are you going to interview?

[DDG]

I have a special guest. Not a special guest, but a co host too.

[Bobby]

Oh, you do? Who?

[DDG]

It's my cousin. His name.

[Bobby]

The little cousin that we just met.

[DDG]

Mm. Mm.

[Bobby]

He should sing a little intro thing.

[DDG]

He gonna be a guest on there?

[Bobby]

Well, I know, but he should also do your. I don't have, like, a thing where mine starts. I'm good.

[Dealer]

Look at that. Seventeen.

[DDG]

You've been winning. You haven't been noticing, but you've been winning a lot of money.

[Bobby]

Now that you said that, I'm probably gonna start losing, but.

[DDG]

I'm gonna work on it. It's a work in progress. I just don't.

[Bobby]

No, but you have to just start.

[DDG]

I know.

[Bobby]

You just have to do it, and then you can learn.

[DDG]

You Know what I do wanna do, though?

[Bobby]

What?

[DDG]

I got the equipment. I'm gonna do it live.

[Bobby]

What?

[DDG]

I got the equipment to do it live.

[Bobby]

Do a podcast live. Oh, you wanna stream your podcast.

[DDG]

Stream the podcast.

[Bobby]

That's. That's. I don't. I don't know. That's a little. You have to be careful what you say.

[DDG]

No, no, but that's a stream.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but during. You have to make sure guest is also being careful.

[DDG]

You gotta tell them before 8 is live.

[Bobby]

Well, obviously you're gonna tell them. I didn't think you were just gonna have hidden cameras in there, just be streaming it.

[DDG]

But, like, as an artist, like, you go to radio stations and stuff. That'd be lying.

[Bobby]

That's true. You're right.

[DDG]

Artists should know.

[Bobby]

But if you're gonna.

[DDG]

I don't really want to base mine off of. I don't wanna. My bad. Talking nobody. But I don't want to base my minds off of, like, guests, though.

[Bobby]

So you just want to talk?

[DDG]

I just want to. I just want.

[Bobby]

Yeah, and you want them there for all of them.

[DDG]

I just want to yap 21.

[Bobby]

I don't want any more.

[Dealer]

Okay, I won't give you any more.

[Bobby]

Did I win?

[Dealer]

No, you lost.

[Bobby]

So you want to. You just want to talk and have somebody sit there and listen?

[DDG]

Yeah, I feel like. Ain't that what Joe Rogan do?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I feel like we do that, right? People definitely just talk. Then why don't you just have yourself. Does he have guests? Mm.

[DDG]

Mm. But my cousin is really funny. Like, I just want to.

[Bobby]

Then you're just gonna have it be you and your cousin.

[DDG]

Yeah, but I want to bring people.

[Bobby]

On, like, you know, every once in a while. But mainly it's just you and your cousin.

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

I like that.

[DDG]

I want to be on some daily shit. Cause you upload how often?

[Bobby]

Every week.

[DDG]

Yeah, see, I want to be on some, like, daily shit.

[Bobby]

You know, I want to start another podcast.

[DDG]

No, that's complicated. Just step it up on this one.

[Bobby]

No, no, no, no. Just like a regular podcast where I just talk or, like, have, like, a thing that every once a week I like, post one where it's just.

[DDG]

I think you should vlog. I think people will really like watching that shit.

[Bobby]

I. But I want to. Yeah, well, I'm. I'm doing something that's, like, about my life, so I don't want to conflict with that.

[DDG]

Okay. Like a documentary type shit.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but, like, I don't want to conflict with it by having too much out about my life. Like, I kind of like that my life is pretty private because then there's more appeal to, like, do something later on about my life and, like, my daily life.

[DDG]

Yeah, no, I feel you.

[Bobby]

But I don't know. Also, vlogging is just. How do you make money from that?

[DDG]

YouTube.

[Bobby]

Are we getting money from just views?

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You don't do any brand deals?

[DDG]

Not often at all.

[Bobby]

You just make all of your money from views. I feel like I'm really not making as much money as I could be making. And you make music.

[DDG]

I make music? Yep. Why you smile when you say that?

[Bobby]

Because I'm gonna make music, too.

[DDG]

Okay, cool.

[Bobby]

Can you imagine that song?

[DDG]

That song that you played that you didn't know is double platinum, right?

[Bobby]

I don't know what that means.

[DDG]

I mean, it's sold 2 million copies plus.

[Bobby]

What? One Platinum is 1 million copies, not streams. What are you copying with? Copy. What's a copy?

[DDG]

Every 1500 streams equals one buy for music. Right? So you do the math.

[Bobby]

One buy. What do you mean?

[DDG]

Like, you know how you can go on itunes and you can buy a song?

[Bobby]

Yeah, but.

[DDG]

Okay, somebody bought that song 2 million times. Not one person, but 2 million people bought that song.

[Bobby]

Your song?

[DDG]

Yes, that one song.

[Bobby]

And then that makes them. That makes them.

[DDG]

That makes me money.

[Bobby]

That makes you money. How are you getting paid? Who pays you?

[DDG]

My label.

[Bobby]

Who pays them?

[DDG]

Apple Music, Spotify, they get paid from.

[Bobby]

And why don't you just skip the label?

[DDG]

I've been independent before. I made.

[Bobby]

I mean, you just make all of that.

[DDG]

The only reason I signed a record deal is because I wanted to be on the radio, but nobody really is.

[Bobby]

On the radio if you're. And who.

[DDG]

Nobody really listens to the radio anyway, so. It is what it is.

[Bobby]

Mark listens to the radio.

[DDG]

For real. Mark who? Oh, Mark who?

[Bobby]

Our guy, Mark. Mark who?

[DDG]

You don't got Apple music or nothing.

[Dealer]

I'm not a big streaming person. You know, when you're old, you kind of.

[Bobby]

How old are you, mark?

[Dealer]

I am 65 years old.

[DDG]

I thought you was 42, man.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you look good for your age. Shh.

[Dealer]

No, jinx it.

[Bobby]

Hey, you just qualified for, like, a lot of stuff, like old people things.

[Dealer]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

Well, that's good. Now you can live in those houses that are only for 65. Plus.

[Dealer]

I could.

[Bobby]

Congrats.

[DDG]

That's lit.

[Bobby]

So much opportunity that just opened up for you. You get discounts now.

[Dealer]

Yeah, you can go to Denny's and get 10% off.

[Bobby]

Man, we can't do that.

[DDG]

So you can get 10% off just for being old.

[Bobby]

Just for being old.

[Dealer]

Just for being. Just for being decrepit. You get discounted. Are you good or you want a card or you want to stay?

[Bobby]

I want to stay.

[Dealer]

Okay, 60.

[DDG]

That's good. That's a good.

[Bobby]

What can I.

[DDG]

Okay, yeah, let's go all in. Come on.

[Dealer]

Let's go all in.

[DDG]

Oh, man. That's hell, man.

[Dealer]

All in means you're betting everything you got.

[DDG]

Everything.

[Bobby]

I'm not going all in.

[DDG]

All right, My bad.

[Bobby]

I want.

[DDG]

It's your money.

[Bobby]

Is this a way. Is there a way I can beat you in this, or. No, we're just together in this.

[DDG]

No, I want to show you a magic trick, though.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Dealer]

Okay, Here we go.

[DDG]

You want to see a magic trick.

[Bobby]

With cards or something?

[DDG]

Yeah, I'm a magician. Damn. You got to double that, but you ain't got it. No, no, no, no, no, no. She don't need no money.

[Dealer]

19.

[DDG]

Stay. That's good. That's good.

[Dealer]

17.

[DDG]

I lost.

[Bobby]

Did I win?

[Dealer]

You did.

[DDG]

You should go to. You should go to the casino. This would be like. You'd be winning thousands of dollars if you was betting real money.

[Bobby]

I don't think this would be happening like this. If I was betting real money, I would then just be getting. Am I still playing now? Because I have more. How do you. How does the game end? No way. Hold on. Is this. How much is this?

[Dealer]

Put it down. I'll count it for.

[Bobby]

Oh, you're not gonna make me.

[Dealer]

No, you can count it on your own.

[Bobby]

It only seems like a lot because it's fives. It's probably not even a single hundred.

[Dealer]

Five. Fifty. You have 70.

[Bobby]

That's embarrassing.

[DDG]

Why?

[Bobby]

How did I not get a single black one?

[Dealer]

Well, you had one to start with, but I took it. Started from nothing, back to seven.

[Bobby]

You can have them, Mark. They're all yours. I want to see a magic check.

[DDG]

I'll see the magic check. I got you.

[Bobby]

Do you need. Do you need the rest of the cards?

[DDG]

See, I don't. This. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see.

[Bobby]

There you go. How'd you learn this?

[DDG]

So you ever heard of Criss Angel?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

Mind freak. Mind freak.

[Bobby]

I said yeah before. You know, Chris, angel is mind freak.

[DDG]

I was, like, a huge fan of Criss angel, and I always wanted to be a magician. I had his. His magician sets. Walmart and everything. It was like my thing.

[Bobby]

Good thing you ended up doing bigger things. Yeah, no hate to him either. Now I sound like just the biggest.

[DDG]

No, of course Angel Legend.

[Bobby]

Is he still to me. That's sweet.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What am I doing?

[DDG]

Big card.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

Y'all got this? You show the camera you got it?

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do you. What to do?

[DDG]

Put it right here.

[Bobby]

Huh?

[DDG]

Put it on top.

[Bobby]

I don't want to put it on top.

[DDG]

Put it on top. Man. I hate when people do shit like that. Put the fucking.

[Bobby]

You're doing something.

[DDG]

Then put the card on.

[Bobby]

This is rigged on a trick. It's not though. If he has.

[DDG]

You gotta pay attention. Okay.

[Bobby]

You just put it on top. And you're doing math. You're good at that. So we just.

[DDG]

I'm not doing no math. This is. All right. Just tell me when to stop shuffling. I'll stand up so they can see me and shit. Tell me when to stop shuffling.

[Bobby]

I hope they remember what card I had.

[DDG]

Tell me when to stop shuffling.

[Bobby]

I will tell you. I heard you. I'm just waiting until. I want to have you stop.

[DDG]

Can you tell me when to stop?

[Bobby]

I will tell you when I want you to stop off. I want you to really lose it.

[DDG]

That bitch already gone now, man.

[Bobby]

Okay, stop. Wait. He has more cards. That's not my card.

[DDG]

It's not our card.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[DDG]

Mm.

[Bobby]

It's not my card.

[DDG]

You know what's funny? These are spades. You know what spades are known for?

[Bobby]

Not as this part of your trick.

[DDG]

They're known for finding cards.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[DDG]

So can you tell these two cards. Can you ask them? Can you find my card? Okay.

[Bobby]

I said it in my head.

[DDG]

Just. Just tell them.

[Bobby]

I'm not doing that.

[DDG]

Mark. Can you tell them to find her card?

[Dealer]

Find her card. That's it.

[Bobby]

Is it?

[Dealer]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Are you sure?

[Dealer]

Yep.

[Bobby]

I thought it was black.

[Dealer]

Nope.

[DDG]

That's not good. That wasn't a good trip.

[Bobby]

No if that's. If that's right. But also no, because you wouldn't let me put the card anywhere.

[DDG]

What do you mean? You see a seven of hearts, right?

[Bobby]

Huh?

[DDG]

You see I got a seven of hearts, right?

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[DDG]

You see I got a seven of hearts.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

If I take this seven of hearts.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[DDG]

And I put this seven of hearts in the middle.

[Bobby]

Uh huh.

[DDG]

You can push it in. Just push it in.

[Bobby]

You. You put them. You did lie.

[DDG]

See, I learned that from Criss Angel.

[Bobby]

Do you think magic is real or they all just have secrets?

[DDG]

That was real.

[Bobby]

It wasn't real.

[DDG]

It was real.

[Bobby]

Have you seen the ones where they cut people in half?

[DDG]

I think that's fake.

[Bobby]

This is fake too.

[DDG]

That was weird.

[Bobby]

I can't do any magic tricks for you. So you're gonna make me music? I'm gonna make you a podcast. Your pod, Your podcast.

[DDG]

If you really want to do the music shit, I think it'll go extremely viral.

[Bobby]

And it has to be me rapping.

[DDG]

You don't have to rap. I can sing too.

[Bobby]

You can sing? Go ahead.

[DDG]

I got a gold record singing. You don't do no research.

[Bobby]

You don't have to keep saying that. If we know that that's the case, you could just teach me things without saying that.

[DDG]

No, I got you.

[Bobby]

Okay, Go ahead, sing.

[DDG]

No, I can't sing like that. I can sing auto tune.

[Bobby]

Is that singing?

[DDG]

Yeah, everybody use auto tune.

[Bobby]

Anybody can do the best.

[DDG]

So I'm not. I couldn't like, just flat out get to sing it for you right now. It's not gonna sound that good. But put me in the booth. I can make you the best singing song ever.

[Bobby]

Okay. Let's do it real. Okay. I'll make you the number one podcaster in the world. I don't know how I'm gonna do that to you, but I'll do that.

[DDG]

I'm dead ass.

[Bobby]

I can do that. I have a lot of confidence in my ability that I. For no reason. Reason.

[DDG]

Yeah. I like how you like pep talk me.

[Bobby]

You're going to.

[DDG]

You're going to be different.

[Bobby]

You need to be bigger than Joe Rogan.

[DDG]

That'll be great.

[Bobby]

You would make so much money. Imagine how much I make and I'm not even on the top 10. If you.

[DDG]

I'm going ask you when you turn the cameras on how much you make. I can tell you if you're doing it wrong or right.

[Bobby]

Oh, God. I'm sure you make more money than I do.

[DDG]

Not about that. Okay. But it's about helping.

[Bobby]

Okay. Well, thank you so much and congratulations on your child eight years ago. Thank you.

[DDG]

Oh, you seen him? You know what he look like? Yeah.

[Bobby]

You post him now?

[DDG]

He famous you, right?

[Bobby]

He is. He's all over.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Everywhere.

[DDG]

I don't know why I be acting like he not famous. I was gonna show you and shit.

[Bobby]

Yeah. My kids aren't though, so you can see them again.

[DDG]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, look how cute. That's my nanny texting me right now.

[DDG]

Aww.

[Bobby]

Do you have a nanny?

[DDG]

I haven't had a nanny for the last three months.

[Bobby]

Congrats.

[DDG]

It's fun.

[Bobby]

Who's with the baby right now?

[DDG]

His mom.

[Bobby]

Okay. That's so cute. Get back home. Go. Let her have a break.

[DDG]

All right. I'm gonna leave y'all leave right now.

[Bobby]

Yeah, his father usually ends just awkwardly.

[DDG]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Cool. Our man Mark has to. Has to pack up his stuff.

[DDG]

Cool. Cool.

[Bobby]

You're the best.

[Mark]

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