DRAKE: "I'm Sorry" | Not This Again

Summary

Not This Again with Bobbi Althoff

Episode: DRAKE: "I'm Sorry"

Release Date: September 2, 2025

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Main Theme / Purpose

This long-awaited return episode features Bobbi Althoff in a candid, mesmeric, and awkwardly humorous reunion with superstar Drake. Recorded in Switzerland at the ultra-luxurious Bürgenstock Hotel, the episode is equal parts reconciliation, raw therapy session, and comedic travelogue. Bobbi and Drake delve into the aftermath of their infamous fall-out two years prior, reflect on newfound life phases, and dissect the bizarre, public mythology that swirled around their relationship. Awkward silences, surgical honesty, and irreverent wit reign as the pair navigate apology, forgiveness, celebrity, and internet scrutiny.

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Detailed Summary

Scene Setting & Tone

• Location: Bürgenstock Hotel, Switzerland; relaxed, almost romantic atmosphere (“Welcome to the most romantic date that you’ve ever been on. Hamburgers in a bed.” – Drake, 33:05).
• Vibe: Playful, sharp, self-aware, alternating between sarcasm and heartfelt vulnerability.
• Opening Jokes: Stripping off shoes, discussing "Euro trash" aesthetics, and comparing fashion sensibilities and personal hygiene.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Adventure & Travel Fiasco

• Bobbi recounts travel mishaps: lack of open stores, having only one outfit, and jet lag (07:04).
  • “Bored. Tired. Confused.”—Bobbi, summarizing her recent week with Drake (07:10).
• Humorous complaints about sharing a single bobby pin, making makeshift outfits, and the experience of flying on Drake’s private jet ("Air Drake") (09:27-10:06).
• Extended bit about sneaking weed through airport security, leading to joking threats of being outed at customs (36:10-40:36).

2. Revisiting & Reconciling Their Fallout

• The central topic: Why Drake and Bobbi’s friendship collapsed after the infamous interview deletion.
  • Bobbi openly asks: “Why did you hate me for so long?” (11:11)
• Both admit to miscommunications and hurt feelings, with Drake revealing he took Bobbi’s criticisms personally (14:19).
  • “I never hated you, Bob. You came around at an interesting time in your life... I think I took some hits. Verbally.”—Drake (14:20)
• Bobbi reflects on life changes post-interview, inevitable internet judgment, and the “happy homes vs. one unhappy home” divorce adage (15:15-16:02).
• The pair dissect the toxic internet gossip and fan conspiracy theories about the interview’s removal—ranging from music rights to imagined romance or feuds (26:33-28:08).

3. The Nature of Fame, Internet Scrutiny & Taking Things Personally

• Discussion shifts to how public personas absorb (or ignore) online commentary.
• Drake’s advice: Do not conflate immediate, reactive negativity with the true value of your work or self (“My advice to you is the fastest comments...are not the genuine reaction to how people feel about you.” – 73:17).

4. Relationship Myths, Friendships & Forgiveness

• The pair trade apologies (30:47-30:55), sharing remorse for misreading one another’s intentions and emphasizing the importance of being the "bigger person.”
  • “The much more rewarding experience is to be the bigger person... and enjoy the benefits of a positive, rebuilt, reinforced connection.”—Drake (80:45).

5. Light-Hearted Personal Topics

• Playful speculation about Drake’s future wife; his “type” described with comic specificity (“goth baddie with big boobs, also funny”—52:53).
• Bobbi roasts Drake about his abs, BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) rumors, and FaceTune use (“Is it hard-hitting questions?”—Drake, 58:56).
• Banter about parenting, Bobbi’s journey through single motherhood, and the milk-pumping adventure (63:03-64:15).

6. Industry Commentary & Career Evolution

• Drake on their initial interview’s impact: expanding boundaries between celebrities and digital media personalities (24:21-25:54).
• Philosophies about picking guests, the value of saying no, and not letting online venom cramp creativity (76:21-76:28).
• Bobbi’s musings on friends and loyalty, both in and out of the public eye.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Internet Judgment:

  • “I think that you take that immediate reaction and you wear it. You wear it like a romper… sometimes you need to separate the shorts and the vest, babe.”—Drake, on comment-section haters (74:53).

• On Reconciliation:

  • “The much more rewarding experience is to be the bigger person... and enjoy the benefits of a positive, rebuilt, reinforced connection with somebody that I guarantee you, you have a soft spot for in your heart.” —Drake (80:45)

• On Friendship:

  • “We’re back. We’re friends forever now.”—Bobbi (71:33)

• On Parenting:

  • “Your level of dedication to motherhood was insane. I’ve never seen anything like it.”—Drake (63:03)

• Comic Moments:

  • “Do you want to be the priest at my wedding?” —Drake (50:32)
  • Drake confessing his ideal woman is a “funny goth baddie with O-cups” (52:36).
  • "I got arrested in Sweden. Three days, nine hours."—Drake, casually recounting his jail time (46:27).

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------| | 07:04 | Bobbi’s 3-word travel recap: “Bored. Tired. Confused.” | | 11:11 | Bobbi asks, “Why did you hate me for so long?” | | 15:15-16:02| Divorce/motherhood reflections | | 26:33-28:08| Internet conspiracies and interview deletion | | 30:47-30:55| Mutual apologies, mending the friendship | | 33:13 | “Hamburgers in a bed”—romantic/luxury life jokes | | 36:10-40:36| Weed-smuggling jokes/airport drama | | 52:36 | “Goth baddie” wife discussion | | 63:03-64:15| Breastfeeding, parenting appreciation | | 73:17 | Drake’s top advice: Ignore the first wave of comments | | 80:45 | Final thoughts on being the bigger person |

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Flow and Usefulness

Listeners are treated to a highly personal, reflective, and self-aware conversation layered with Bobbi’s deadpan delivery and Drake’s willingness to oscillate between bravado and vulnerability. The episode is as much an unpacking of their personal history as a commentary on digital celebrity, the psycho-dynamics of fame, friendship, and forgiveness in a hyper-connected world. Fans of both hosts (and curious newcomers) are rewarded with real, no-PR-filter insight, vulnerable admissions, and irreverent banter.

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Final Note

Episode Takeaway:
This is less a celebrity interview than an exploration of public identity, the pitfalls (and strange victories) of internet fame, and why sometimes being the “bigger person” is its own form of stardom. Awkward, witty, authentic, and ultimately cathartic, it’s an episode about reconciliation, self-compassion, and finding humor—even in awkward silences.

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“Because I love you, Babu.” – Drake (81:53)

“I love you, too. I still don’t know what to call you, but I love you, too.” – Bobbi (81:54)

Transcript

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I know.

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I heard it's a wedding.

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But very fancy people that aren't buried here, right?

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Far cry from a monkey bar.

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Yeah. That was fun though, right? Did you go to the strip club?

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Yes, I did go to the strip club. After. We can talk about that later. This is more of a romantic endeavor.

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Well, yeah. You don't want to talk about your strip club experience.

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Welcome. Welcome to the nicest thing that any guy's ever done for you.

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That's crazy to say that. You really outdid yourself.

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Right?

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You did. This is beautiful.

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This is probably one of the nicest places I've ever seen in my life.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You've been everywhere.

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I haven't. Yeah, I haven't.

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All right, well, welcome to. Not this again.

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Welcome to a much more refined, poised and pleasant.

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Pleasant. I don't know about that.

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I know. I don't know.

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I think I was supposed to word you.

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I'm trying to get you brand deals.

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Oh, so you want me to be more pleasant?

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No, I'm just saying.

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Is that what I need to do?

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It's kind of pitch.

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Is that what I need to get more brain deals? Be more pleasant.

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Hey. Hey, now. Welcome to a much more scenic, serene and solid. Solid and solid to solidarity.

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What are you. What are you getting at?

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Welcome to a much more scenic and serene and Syria. Is not going to be serious, though, is it not?

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I think it is.

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Welcome to a much more scenic, serene, sexy.

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No. Try it again. Run it back.

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I liked it.

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I don't like that one.

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Welcome to a much more scenic, serene. Pro. Sick. Equally sickening.

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Okay. No. You know, maybe I should just do it.

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Okay.

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Okay. Welcome to. I'm talking to my camera, but I guess you have to talk to the same too, you know? Welcome to the first episode that no one asked for. Not this again. Wow. We did it. We didn't even plan that. Seem so gl. Should we get comfortable? I don't.

[A]

We should. Raj, can we bring in that?

[B]

Oh, thank you so much.

[A]

Thank goodness.

[B]

I'm going to take my shoes off.

[A]

Oh, wow.

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It's not comfortable. I didn't say my shirt.

[A]

Wow. We're going to get right into it.

[B]

You act like I said my shirt.

[A]

No, I know, but I'm just saying I didn't know. If you want the people to know how comfy we get. Holy. Take them shoes off.

[B]

Do you wear shoes in bed? Usually.

[A]

I'm going to today.

[B]

Why? You don't want people to see your feet?

[A]

No, I just. I just pretty. I feel comfy with the loafies on.

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Yeah, but I'm going. I'm going under the sheets.

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Take a load off.

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There you go. I'm getting so comfortable.

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Wow.

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This is.

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Where are we?

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Switzerland?

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I think we are Zurich.

[B]

Is that how you say it?

[A]

Well, we. We're not in. We're not in Zurich. We're at the Bergenstock, which, ironically is the only shoe that you've ever worn for your entire life.

[B]

Thank you. Do you know I don't own a pair? Actually, I may have that one point, but I don't. Do you?

[A]

I think I have worn. I've worn them once in a while, but I feel like they fit you more than they fit.

[B]

That's just. I look like I wear Birkenstocks. Are you dissing half of the girls in the world right now?

[A]

I love Birkenstocks. I was just saying it just fits your aesthetic more than mine.

[B]

You're wearing loafers. I don't know how that's.

[A]

Yeah, I am. I'm Euro trash. Babe, it's 2025. I'm in my euro trash bag.

[B]

I don't even want to know what you mean by that. Do you bite your nails?

[A]

Yeah, I do. What the hell?

[B]

Disgusting. Do you know the last time I saw you had a manicure?

[A]

I know. I tried to get them done before today, but I had a gambling stream last night and I lost it.

[B]

You just thought they're like biting them the whole time.

[A]

It was nerve wracking. Don't punch in.

[B]

I hope no one zooms in under. Wow, you really want appos.

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I really chopped to the bit.

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I see why you got your little manicures now. Your little gel manicures. I see why you do those now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, you should continue doing that.

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Are you wearing sparkles on your cheeks?

[B]

It's called highlight. Have you ever heard of that?

[A]

I'm just saying, like, have you heard of that? Is that how excited you were to do part two? You were like, hey, Lexi can make sure that glitter on my. You wear glitter. You put glitter on my thing.

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Exactly the conversation. What are we doing?

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Pageantry.

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Did you.

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This is jug. We're supposed to be.

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Did you wire top. Did you wiretop my hotel room? That's the exact conversation.

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No, for sure. You were like, oh, I really want. You're like.

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To go all out. Yeah. I was like, how do you make me look so dolled up for this? Yeah.

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You're really excited, huh?

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I was so excited.

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Yeah.

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It's been the longest week of my life, but we made it here.

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We should talk about the fact that we have been together for quite some time.

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[A]

I Not like that. God forbid.

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Definitely not like that. What are you doing?

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I just don't know. I think my microphone might have misplaced.

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Are you uncomfortable?

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No, I feel good. I just want to make sure that my mic is there for sound.

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I'm sure he would say something that you think those sound.

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I don't think so. I think they.

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They're listening outside. They're right out that door. Listening.

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Check, check.

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Can you. Can you hear us?

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No, they can't. They're good, right?

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They can.

[A]

You've been with me for a week. Describe the week in three words.

[B]

Let me think of this. I want to make sure I choose the words properly. Right.

[A]

Okay.

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They need to be the right ones. Bored, like tired.

[A]

Okay, that's fine. You're jet lagged. Nothing to do with me.

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Confused.

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Okay.

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That's my three words.

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Board is number one.

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Yeah. I don't, I don't have any clothes or anything with me. So it's been a really like every time we go somewhere it's. Nothing is open. So we can't. I can't just go do anything. I have one outfit.

[A]

I'm sorry, you don't have like somebody you providing for you or like doing.

[B]

There's nothing open you could call. You keep having us go to these places where everything is closed. Oh, do you want to know? Can I tell you what happens?

[A]

What places? Like what? Like Belgium.

[B]

Belgium. We got there at what time?

[A]

Okay, sorry. Belgium. Sorry. So you're. You're apparently permanently closed. Where else? No, Manchester.

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Why are you.

[A]

Oh man. Oh, Manchester. Sorry, Manchester.

[B]

Let me talk.

[A]

I guess you guys have nothing to offer. Guess your. Guess your businesses are permanently closed.

[B]

I'm done. You guys don't offer articles for the next 30 seconds. Are you ready? Can you listen to my experience?

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Yeah.

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We were betting on going shopping in Belgium. We were like, oh, we can go get. Because we had stuff for Manchester. So we're like, okay. And Manchester was actually fun. We went out to dinner. We had, we had a good time there.

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Yeah.

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But we're like, we need more clothes. We have nothing left.

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Right.

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As soon as we landed. Shut up. As soon as we landed we were like on our way to the hotel and then we're like, can you stop at the stores? And they closed in 15 minutes. So we had time to run into one store really quickly and that was it.

[A]

Did you go at 6:45 at night?

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When did you. We were on the same flight together.

[A]

Oh, in Belgium?

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Yes, yes, yes. We got there 15 minutes before the stores closed and we left before anything opened. Everything was closed from the street parade yesterday and then today nothing's open on Sundays.

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Wow. Wow.

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So I'm telling you it's timed out perfectly that there's not a single store up there.

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I did it on purpose.

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I think you did. You wanted to see what we could put together with you. Nothing. We've been sharing everything.

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Show the fit off now. It's made by. It's. It's loin and cloth. It's loin and cloth.

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It's like it's Hand by Luxie.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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It's ancient Switzerland.

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It is.

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Hotel napkins.

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Thank you. We put. We put them together really quickly. I had.

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Fine. It.

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We've had nothing. We've had one bobby pin. We've been sharing the whole trip. A bobby pin.

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That is kind of a. That's ironic, right?

[B]

It is ironic that I would not have more of those. But. Yeah, we've had one. But it's been fun. I've never flown on a private. Is it called a jet or a.

[A]

Is that what your man. That's like when your man's kind of trying to keep track of you and he's like, share your location. And that's a bobby pin too.

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That's a. That's what you call a bobby pin.

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He's like, share your location. You can't leave the house.

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Send me a bobby pin. That's pretty great, right? Yeah. I'm going to work that into my life and trademark it. But yeah, this has been quite the journey as I really appreciate with you. Got to see your show.

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Bored.

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Tired.

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Tired and confused.

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Yeah. Confused because.

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Etc. Which is what I continue to lose on in gambling.

[B]

Really? What is that?

[A]

Bitcoin as well.

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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you're sad about that.

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It's fine.

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Do you want to know why I said confused?

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Why?

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Because you sound the most vague. Like, okay, this is what's happening. And then you'll be like, it's going to be tomorrow. I'm like, okay, what time? Okay.

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I do like to leave you on a cliffhanger.

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You leave me on the most. I've been on a cliff this entire time. Like, I don't know what's happening next.

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I mean.

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And then I ended up all the way in Switzerland on a cliff. On a cliff.

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Yeah. That's the only. You haven't seen the through line here.

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I. It was. I was not sad. I think it turned out great. I'm glad we were along for the full journey.

[A]

Me too. This is where we deserve to be.

[B]

I've been in three countries with you now.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Four. Including America.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to America.

[B]

Yeah. So should we. I feel like we're just not even talking about the elephant in the room. Yeah, sure. Do you want to start?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Why did you hate me for so long?

[A]

Well, you can.

[B]

You can have a drink first. Yeah, I think that's necessary before we get into the.

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Trying to have it nose.

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You don't have to. It's fine.

[A]

Yours aren't that great either.

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They've been. They've needed to be redone, but nothing's open.

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They're a little thick. Thick around the edges, but.

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Okay. Thank you. I don't know why you would know that.

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If I get my nails done, I get my nails done.

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Okay.

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You know.

[B]

Answer.

[A]

You know what a big thing was when I. When I started to get my nails done? I think I. I think the first thing I did was I painted them, like, yellow or somewhere, because I was like, oh, I'm gonna start getting manicures and, like, start, like, doing, like. Like getting my nails nice. And then people are gonna say things. And then I was like, you know what? I had three really, really important stages in my life. One was getting braids. I knew. I was like, all people are gonna be like, he's getting braids. Like, midlife crisis braids.

[B]

Have you not always had them? No, I've never known you to not have them.

[A]

Well, that's because you know absolutely nothing. I don't mean zero and pay zero attention. So thank you.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

Lexi, who's way younger than you, knows that I haven't had braids for my entire life. Right? Yeah, Lexi's great. I love Lexi.

[B]

I do too.

[A]

But I have not had braids for my entire life. And then I got a face tat, and I was like, oh, what is. What is, like, crisis face tat? They're gonna say, what is that? Of my mom's initials?

[B]

What are they?

[A]

SG Sandra Gale.

[B]

That's cute.

[A]

So I was like, oh, what'd your.

[B]

Mom think of that?

[A]

She's. She's rowdy. She's a rowdy lady. So she actually got yatted up right after.

[B]

Good for her.

[A]

Yeah, she got a super yad on her arm.

[B]

Amazing. What's the third thing she thought?

[A]

Yada duh.

[B]

Nails.

[A]

The third thing was the nails. I was like, oh.

[B]

You know, I was like, oh, tattoo hair.

[A]

Now I was hanging out with Yachty, and, like, I was like, man, I bite my nails, like, a lot. I'm like, I want, like, nice nails. And he had nice nails. I was like. And he'd, like. He had, like. He was, like, doing wild. Like, he would have them, like, painted and stuff, but he'd have, like, French manicures and all this. And I'd be like, it's such a nice trait. Like, just to reach for something and see, like, nice nails. And then. But. But I was like, But I just went for it. I remember, like, I think I painted them a yellow and blue And I'm like, I want somebody to say something negative to me about it so I can just like, it's like, I dare you to say anything below these nails. Not, not on the Internet. I just mean like in person. I was like, I hope somebody just gets acted.

[B]

Did anyone say something?

[A]

No, they didn't.

[B]

Just me.

[A]

No, just you right now. How ugly they are without it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And damaged they are, by the way.

[B]

They're rough.

[A]

Shout out to Victor. Vic does a great job. My nose. She just hasn't been around lately. She gets here tomorrow.

[B]

Good. You needed that.

[A]

Let's talk about us.

[B]

Why you hated me. Why completely got you sidetracked right now.

[A]

I never hated you, Bob.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I never hated you. You came, you came, you came around at a, at an interesting time in your life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I think that I took a lot of the weight and blame at that time when you needed to get a little active on somebody. I think I took like, I think I took, I think I took some hits. Verbally. Verbally.

[B]

From me. Oh, when I needed.

[A]

You just needed to like.

[B]

I was trying to see what you understand what you were saying. Okay, so you're trying to say when I was mean to you.

[A]

Yeah. When you were one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you. Well, like, no, it just.

[B]

I think I was mean to you once.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it. Sometimes it's not just about being mean. It's just like when you describe like the after effects of like something that we've done that I feel is like a positive and incredible. Sometimes I can't see it from your perspective.

[B]

I think that you came into my life at a very big turning point in my life and it just lined up with. Yeah, I had, I don't know, a very different life before and after I met you. And a lot of people just assume it's because of you and only you. And I think I let a lot of those comments influence me. When it happened, when the interview happened to be like, oh, maybe this was the end of my life, but actually it was single handedly probably the best thing to ever happen to me and my kids and, and I, I read a quote and this is the last serious thing I'll say, but wow, two happy homes is better than one unhappy home. And I stand by that because my parents stayed together in an unhappy home until I was 16. And I was always like, get a divorce.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And it's like, why people on the Internet can't seem to understand. They, they can't wrap their head around Maybe someone. I met my ex when I was 21.

[A]

Right.

[B]

He was 30. I was 21. I was just. I was so young. I got. Had my first kid when I was 22, my second kid when I was 24. I love my kids, but that doesn't mean I had to. People had never heard of divorce before me, apparently, because they really hold me to a higher standard than anyone else in this world for.

[A]

Okay, but you also are deeply affected by, like, what your eyes see in, like, within your running commentary. And we all have a running commentary once we become, you know, once you become the focal point for people who are literally sitting there looking for entertainment from other human beings. And so just like the other day when you message me and you're like, oh, everyone keeps talking about, like, the Auto Tune thing. And I was like, yeah, like, I use auto showing up my.

[B]

I didn't. That. To be fair, I. I didn't think it was that. I did. I mess.

[A]

I know, but it's like the fact that you were even like. Like that. Like, it's like, it's. It's fine. Like, it's just. Yeah, it's just the fact that you posted something from the show and people are like, okay, there's nothing really negative to latch on to here. Oh, Drake has Auto tune on that vocal in the background. Let's. It's just like, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I.

[B]

Can I tell you, my heart dropped when I read those comments. I was like, oh, my God, I'm experiencing a part two. I went to your show every time and you were like, you exposed. Yeah, well. And I don't even know what Auto Tune like would look like. I didn't know that was like a board or whatever. People are so. They know so much about it.

[A]

If you had to make a face. What does Auto Tune look like?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Just do it.

[B]

I don't know what it looks like.

[A]

A visual representation of it. What is it?

[B]

I have no idea. Why would you do that?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Weird face.

[A]

I don't know. What Beauty.

[B]

I'll just give it a. What the. Because I don't know.

[A]

Do it. Just do that.

[B]

I thought it was like a date.

[A]

Old Bobby would do a face.

[B]

I don't. I'm. I've done so many faces.

[A]

Do a face of what? Auto. Oh, that was good. Do it.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Thank you. Are you happy now?

[A]

Auto Tune face.

[B]

Anyway, the last time. Let's just summarize this whole thing real quick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The last Time I went to your show was the last time we were friends. So then I go to only the second show ever. And then I was like, I just. There's no way I did that. And we just have a thing where every time I go to your show, I fuck up. And what's crazy is I had sent you a screenshot of the video before I posted it, remember? But I didn't show you a screenshot of what was the auto tune because I didn't even. Didn't even occur to me that that was auto tune.

[A]

Should we have the first show?

[B]

Probably because it'll make more sense why I was so scared to.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

At the first show. I'm just gonna. I'm giving my version.

[A]

Okay, go ahead. I'll take a sip then.

[B]

Take so many sips.

[A]

Ooh, strippy.

[B]

I'm sorry. At the first show, before it, we got on a little. Little argument, little tiff, little back and forth via text message.

[A]

I was being a little chippy.

[B]

Yeah. And I felt like then you. You wanted me to come to your show. You were like, come to the show when I'm in la. So I was like, okay, because I care about you. Yeah, but I want. And then I think because of our communication before that, because we weren't really on the best of terms when I went, because we kind of had that little back and forth, I felt like you were mad at me there. So then I sent you a nice little message while you were still on stage and I left early and I was like, you. Basically, I was. It was not a nice message. And then you.

[A]

I was like, like four songs from the finale and you were already.

[B]

No, you were. You were. That's not true. Cuz I walked away and we could hear you singing your last song.

[A]

Okay. So I was.

[B]

And then I sent it to you.

[A]

So I was like. I was on, like my last.

[B]

I didn't think you had your phone. I didn't know you would see it. I thought it would be something you'd see later on. You text me. I swear I could still hear you. And you were. There was a message on my phone from you and it was long. I was like, we hadn't got to our car yet.

[A]

I think it was because I went. I'd go. I think you came to that concert where I go under the stage and disappear and come back out with 21 and I had this break and so I like.

[B]

You saw your phone and then you.

[A]

I saw my phone and I.

[B]

And then within 20 minutes, I'm blocked On text, Instagram, everywhere in the interview has to be.

[A]

Well, your message wasn't nice.

[B]

It wasn't. And I'm, I'm not disagreeing with that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then that was the end of our friendship.

[A]

Well, right there you made me feel like our interview was the reason that your life was bad.

[B]

Yeah, but I wasn't.

[A]

And then I just said, well, I'm gonna get rid of the interview then and you don't ever have to see it ever again a day.

[B]

And I said, and I said, great. And I just deleted it immediately. And people were like, why didn't you archive it? I was like, I don't ever want to see that again. It's. It's gone. But yeah, no, I don't. I see now from your perspective what you, why you felt like that. But I didn't. That's not how I meant it. I was just mad at you because I was going through stuff and I felt like the one day we got to know each other, I was like, oh, I could see myself being friends with this person. I didn't feel like you were being a very good friend with what was happening in my life at that moment. You didn't. Yeah. So I think that it was just a lot of emotions and obviously my life changed so much after that. I got mad at you one time. Blamed you a little bit.

[A]

I know, but I think like, I have, I have a, like a hair trigger for that. That in my life where I kind of, I don't necessarily take well to like me sharing like positive experiences with people. And then when things like, are heavy for them, like almost like having to sort of like take. I guess that's a little too specific. What I'm really trying to say is like, I feel, I, I feel like I'm not necessarily a part of a problem and I experience a lot of guilt tripping in my life where people are like, no, like this, this is, like this would, like, this is like your fault essentially. Or like, and, and my intentions are pure, you know, like, it's the same way even in music. People will be like, oh, like, oh, you're, you're a culture vulture. Or like you, you know, like people will describe the collaborative efforts that I've put forth and the artists that I've picked it, picked up and lifted up or, or shine a light on as, as me taking, you know, they'll put a negative spin on it and, and try and tell me, you know, that it's a self serving thing or whatever. And I, I think I get really sensitive about that. And I think at that moment I was just like, well, you know what? Then? Don't, Don't. Don't be. Don't. Don't even worry about it. And. And so I was extremely short. And then afterwards I was just really, really snappy. And yeah, I. I don't think I put myself in your shoes. And I think I. I wrote you a really, really tough message one time about like, being yourself and like afterwards about just like, it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't intended to be rude. I, I just was like, you're my friend and I'm gonna be hard on you. And I just, like, want you to, like, not get lost in the sauce because I really do feel like. And people are asked like, oh, why are you here doing this again? Like, what's the point? Like, even on the way up here, like, my boy was like, why? Why? Like, why are you doing this again? And I was like, well, what we did, like, it changed a lot of things for a lot of people. It was me essentially, like, just recognizing somebody that I never met in my life that I fully believed in, that I thought was really interesting and I wanted to have an interesting conversation with it pissed off like, so many, like, all these losers, these like, you know, like, story journalists and like this guy and that guy who like, feels so entitled to this interview about. And Drake never does anything for, like, this type of media. And it just like, made people so angry that two people who actually, like, have just like, maybe nothing to talk about or, or everything to talk about but just based on, like, random energy could. Could come together. I think it changed a lot of things. It changed a lot of things. Like on Tik Tok, it changed a lot of things. Like in the streaming world, like, it. It made people more comfortable to go sit down with somebody that they've never sat down with before. You know, like, not to take, like, overly take credit, but when I do see, like, somebody, you know, who keeps to themselves, like a Nicki Minaj, like, go to Kai Sanat's house or, you know, these music, these musicians go to like a guy like Plaque Boy Max's studio and start making songs with him. Like, I feel like we did Usher in the idea of just like. Like you can be from two completely different walks of life. Celebrities are not here that we're not. Like, the goal is not to be like some unattainable for the. For your whole life, you know, and only like, sit with Zane Low while he like, asks you like, the most, like, curated, informal questions. No disrespect to him, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's just like, I think we did something that was special.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. And. And I was proud of what we did. And then when you didn't. When you didn't, like, when. When I. When I felt like it did some. It caused any, like, bump in the road in your life, I was just. It just. It just hurt me because I was like, oh, I just can't get it right, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Plus, you're away that night, which is.

[B]

That was really the big reason.

[A]

Can I get another rose?

[B]

The less flippy one. I do feel like. I mean, the biggest bump in my road was trying. Was after that, though.

[A]

I am the biggest bump in your road, huh?

[B]

I don't know what you're trying to imply with that, but, yes, that was.

[A]

That sounded crazy.

[B]

I'm just saying it was like, after that, it was, like, pretty hard. I was like. People were like, oh, yeah, how could he, like, put her on and then take her off right after.

[A]

Take you off?

[B]

But that's kind of how people saw it. That's how people saw it was that I had. I had so many interviews lined up where afterwards, once you unfollowed me, blocked me, everything, it was just pulled and I was like, oh, God. It was like such a.

[A]

It was just like, what, Ben Affleck or something? No. Ben who? I don't know. I was like, no.

[B]

There was ones that I had that I wouldn't need that were scheduled back in the day right after. And they pulled right after.

[A]

I was calling everybody going, I'm sure you were.

[B]

Sure you were.

[A]

Don't.

[B]

You do not. Don't even say that and make people think you did that. You wouldn't do that. That's evil. But you did. You doing that was like you removing your, like, cosine. Yeah. Of me, I guess. And people were like, why would I. If he doesn't even with her, I'm not going to. And it was, like, pretty hard after that to, like, try to figure out how to make my way in the world without, like, with, like, people not knowing. Because people thought it was bigger, too, than it was our.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People thought what happened between us was something like, like, I. I don't know. We have something like so many things like, what.

[A]

What's the top three conspiracies?

[B]

Well, the top conspiracy for why it got removed from YouTube is that you played Tyga's song and then they removed it. That. That didn't happen.

[A]

Sly Fox. That we don't know, right? What we don't know with the. That these guys have going on right now. I don't know. They're doing this to this song. They're doing that to that song and taking songs in here and doing. I don't know.

[B]

I don'.

[A]

Think about names. I'm just saying there's a lot going on in the music industry. God only knows. Tiger might have pulled that plug, you know?

[B]

Oh, it just happened to line up with the.

[A]

Tiger did a show in Russia last night, I think.

[B]

Did he?

[A]

Yeah, at a. At a mega stadium. Should we pull it up?

[B]

Probably, so we can get this one.

[A]

My son just called me off his iPad.

[B]

How adorable, right? He's your old.

[A]

Awesome. He is. Let's go to Tiger's gram real quick. It's gonna take a minute to load up. Obviously, he's in Russia, so he doesn't have a.

[B]

It's not his service you're using to load his Instagram.

[A]

You never know.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You never know.

[B]

You know a little bit with everything.

[A]

That these guys got going on. Right.

[B]

Was that your. No. Nothing going on with anyone.

[A]

No, no, I'm saying. Just. I'm saying, just within the.

[B]

With the music within Tiger.

[A]

I'm just. I'm just saying. And they.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just. There's a lot of going on. Maybe you don't know about, but we'll never know, right?

[B]

No. Are you gonna pull it up?

[A]

I am. I am, actually. Is it dragging?

[B]

No, I'm just. What are you doing?

[A]

I don't have data. I'm trying to.

[B]

You don't. Oh, it's on SOS for me, so I couldn't.

[A]

I'm trying to pull up Tiger's Instagram. My FYP page is just all Rhea Ripley.

[B]

I don't know who that is.

[A]

She's a wrestler. She's my. She's like my muse.

[B]

But is she.

[A]

Yeah, but she's.

[B]

She's what?

[A]

On the opposite of probably everything that she likes in life. I can't pull up.

[B]

I've got it. You.

[A]

Obviously you have it. It's direct. It's. You have an ethernet connection to his Instagram?

[B]

Yes. What are you trying to. What are we looking at exactly?

[A]

I don't know. I just wanted to see if there's any highlights from his show last night at. Oh, is he. No, he's at the Breezy bowl three days ago. I heard he did a Touch and Globe. Where else to go? Pretty girls listen to Tiger. Is that true?

[B]

I don't know. Probably or there has to be for the girls to do.

[A]

Oh, well, maybe I was wrong.

[B]

Maybe you were wrong. What was the point of you bringing that up?

[A]

I don't know. Shout.

[B]

You just miss him.

[A]

Oh, maybe this is it. No, that's June 2nd.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Shout out to Tira.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What chair was that? Were you about to buy a chair?

[B]

No, I got a little apartment that I like to be used as an office, so my dad is building my furniture as I speak in it.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[B]

How cute is that?

[A]

Amazing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so cutie.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

Well, I'm sorry.

[B]

Oh, you are?

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I appreciate that you're sorry. I do.

[A]

I'm sorry. And I'm really glad that we.

[B]

I'm sorry, too.

[A]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry, too. It's more rose coming in.

[B]

Well, it's very nice. You need that? You need that?

[A]

What, for the rose? For the apology?

[B]

No, just in general. When has my. I've never seen someone ice Rose, but.

[A]

You never seen someone ice Rose. I'll talk to every jeweler in Miami that has fake diamonds.

[B]

Really? They do that?

[A]

Nobody got that joke. Can I get that? Can I get that rose, please? Iced rose is a delicacy.

[B]

In your.

[A]

World at the Bergenstock. Oh, I don't think we're gonna eat, but. Oh, mini burgers.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

Do you want a mini.

[B]

Whatever you.

[A]

We'll take. We'll take a little snack. Like something. You could bring it in. We'll do a taste test. Yes.

[B]

I love him. He's so nice.

[A]

You need I be like what? I feel like I need to. He's. He's worked so hard for his life. I feel like the right thing to do is you leave Switzerland with Raj.

[B]

Me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To come with you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He needs to come with you on life's journey.

[B]

Okay. I love him. I'll take.

[A]

Yeah, he is.

[B]

How long has he been with you?

[A]

Raj was working in the back kitchen at Soto Soto restaurant when I was there in 2008.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Raj, how many years have we worked together? Long time.

[B]

Really?

[A]

What is that SAP working since, like, six years now. But we know each other since 2008. 2009.

[B]

Wow. Where was that restaurant?

[A]

It's a drone.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you so much. Wow.

[A]

Mini burgers and fries.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Welcome to the most romantic date that you've ever been on. High welcome.

[B]

Hamburgers in a bed.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

The view gives. Does make it quite fancy, right? This is the fanciest trip I've Ever been on? I've. I flew Air Drake. What is. What is that about?

[A]

Tell them. How was.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

How was it? Tell them.

[B]

I wanted to, like, take a picture, but I was afraid of, like, taking a photo inside of your plane.

[A]

You being afraid to take a photo?

[B]

What does that. That, like, sounds just like me to be afraid to take a photo. But it was pretty cool. You gave me my own little room with Lexi. We slept great in there.

[A]

Lexi, how was the sleep?

[B]

Really the best. And we were only there for a total of, well, the first day. We were there for a long time.

[A]

It was like 55 minutes. How Stern did I get when. Oh, my. When you girls were tired and I was like, nobody playing music.

[B]

Yeah, no, that was.

[A]

I was like, nobody turned the plane up.

[B]

It was not for us.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I feel horrible then. They were all so demoralized. I didn't see what they did because.

[A]

They were about to start playing cards, like, playing, like, rap bangers. I'm like, it's 6:30 in the morning, boys. Wind it down.

[B]

To be fair, we would have slept through anything if we could sleep through the sound of that street parade all day. It was so loud outside, and we were. We slept right through that.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I woke up a couple times and I was like, are there drums outside? And then I would go back to sleep.

[A]

It was crazy. There was a drum, like. And they wouldn't stop. They were drumming for hours and hours. I mean, I don't know what it was.

[B]

Did you look outside?

[A]

I didn't look outside, but unless it was on repeat in my dream, they were drumming for.

[B]

No, it was. Lexi got up at one point and was like, let me look outside.

[A]

I need to find those. Whoever that they. They have their drum. Their. Their wrist. Endurance is.

[B]

It was a long. I remember falling. We fall asleep at 9am we woke up to drums playing outside. And we were like, what is happening? We fall back asleep till 5pm and.

[A]

It was just endless chance. I mean, it wasn't. They weren't even playing songs or anything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was like war. War. Chance.

[B]

We've had a great adventure, though. I'm gonna be sad to leave tomorrow.

[A]

I know.

[B]

We were almost on the rest of your tour with you.

[A]

Well, we came to the most majestic.

[B]

Place that you've ever think this is. This couldn't have been better today.

[A]

You are so hungry.

[B]

I know. We've had. We haven't really had a good.

[A]

I don't feed you. I don't clothe you. That's one thing I don't do on this trip, right?

[B]

Well, I wouldn't expect you to clothe me or feed me or give me a hotel or fly me. I actually don't expect any of those things from you. Do you see how many times I try to offer, like, for me to do this stuff because I don't want to ever make you think I'm trying to get a free trip out of you. But yeah, I appreciate it. What do you mean? Even in the last message, I was like, there's a flight tomorrow, but it's okay if you guys. I mean, I can too. Let me. I'm not just going to be like, here's to give me this first class flight.

[A]

The last message I got was you asking for dope, man.

[B]

Don't tell people that. And that's not fair. Do you know?

[A]

So you last message I got was you asking for that.

[B]

Good. Can I tell you? I think I'm gonna go to prison. Bubba Kush, we were bored. What do you want us to do?

[A]

Like that.

[B]

You should.

[A]

I don't smoke drugs like y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

You should you and Lexi off that smoking that.

[B]

You should. We.

[A]

And that's why. That's. That's why. That's why it is. What is why? She's had the cowboy boots on for four days straight.

[B]

She prefer them twice.

[A]

Because y' all smoking that dope because.

[B]

We have no clothes with us. Listen, you helped us get it the first day we had it and you smuggled it. No, we didn't. We did once, but then the next.

[A]

Time we smuggled it. Smuggled the dope.

[B]

Listen, the next customs, she.

[A]

She was in the customs line, goes, is it okay I got my dope on me? I said, what the.

[B]

Then the next time it was my turn and I threw it away.

[A]

She said, is it okay I got my drugs on me?

[B]

She did not say that. She did not say that.

[A]

Mind you. They're scanning us like this. We got to put our hands out like this. Literally. It's like the craziest Scared Future had to do the thing where they wipe his feet down. And they checked.

[B]

He had to take her shoes off and everything.

[A]

And you guys are smuggling drugs.

[B]

No, that's not fair. We were not the only people who I saw on your plane who had brought drugs.

[A]

But you're also fiends.

[B]

Cuz we wanted to have weed.

[A]

Fiend, fiend. Right?

[B]

Well, you didn't even help us get anyone this. This last one. So we've been just drinking alcohol and.

[A]

Oh, yeah, God forbid. Whoa, God. God for God forbid we drink the legal. God forbid we drink this legal juice that you can get out of the stores, Right. Instead of. Instead of. Instead of hooping. Instead of hooping. The latest, latest and greatest strains. And tinfoil.

[B]

You don't know any.

[A]

You think in our cleavage and in our crotches.

[B]

Yeah, because that's what we were doing. You're right. Yeah. We've got some right now.

[A]

Lexi's family's gonna be. This is gonna be a hot one for Lexi.

[B]

It's not. Because we all know to take what you're saying with a grain of salt. So. Yeah, well, okay. Anyway, back to me asking you questions and not you sitting here talking about.

[A]

Yeah, drug runners, you mules. Anyway, do you want training Air Drake.

[B]

Do you want that to be the takeaway from this interview that I'm saying I'm addicted to drugs?

[A]

I'm saying rapper get rapper gets a plane once in his life. And you girls wanna. You girls wanna smuggle Colombian bricks on. You know what I mean?

[B]

It was a tiniest amount ever. It did not count.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

And I can. You. You. Every time I say try to start a sentence, you don't let me finish it.

[A]

And then you, like, disappeared. The night before the flight is like. We were all out having drinks.

[B]

What did you want us to do there?

[A]

How did you even get it?

[B]

That we didn't have it that night? We didn't have it that night. We were. What do you want us to do? Stay at that restaurant all night so we could see you?

[A]

Yeah, you disappeared like, hey, we're gonna run back to the hotel, get our stuff.

[B]

We did not say we're gonna run back to the hotel.

[A]

Hey, we're gonna go get our stuff. You guys went to meet up with Pedro?

[B]

Yes. Do you have a problem with Pedro?

[A]

It's insane.

[B]

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Do you know what I need you to just not talk for again. Did you want us just to sit there at the table by ourselves all night? Is that what your plan was for us?

[A]

Well, to the Manchester customs agents. You guys missed a step the other day. Because these two sure know how to pack a punch, if you know what I mean.

[B]

Can you. Do you want us to go to prison? Do you plan on bailing us out? Do you. Would you balance out?

[A]

Would I. Yeah, of course. I'd have to. Of course.

[B]

What would you. Could you pull strings so we're not stuck there all weekend or something?

[A]

I. My best. I try my best.

[B]

I don't think you would.

[A]

I think substance abusers are trying my best.

[B]

We were not the only.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. We're the first people for. In the world to ever smoke weed.

[A]

Like, it's crazy.

[B]

You know what? This goes to show how much we don't do it. If we did, we would have had this down to a science. But we've never taken it in tsa and I thought that the private plane TSA would be more chill, and it ended up being way more.

[A]

It was way more intense.

[B]

And then I threw mine away in the trash can there, and I. I have this anxiety they're going to release a camera of me, like, throwing.

[A]

Oh, I'm getting the footage. You're both going. You're both going down for good.

[B]

Thank you. I appreciate that. I can't wait to go to jail. Yeah, I'm excited. I've never been. Have you?

[A]

I have.

[B]

You have one. Have you been to jail?

[A]

I got arrested in. In Sweden.

[B]

Oh, are we close to there? You can.

[A]

I actually have a show coming up there. I'm pretty. I'm. I'm actually. I feel like.

[B]

What? You get arrested?

[A]

I feel like they're going to try and run it back. We threw a private party.

[B]

Yeah, you love to throw a private party.

[A]

You're absolutely right. Okay, that was a nail on the head. I do love a private party.

[B]

Yeah, do. Your security wouldn't let us into the restaurant either. Oh, that was another rumor between us, by the way.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't even think I told you about this one. I don't know if you saw it. I know, I know. Guys, not this again. But we got to do it one more time. A quick ad break by my sponsor, SeatGeek. Nothing in life worth having comes easy. But actually, that's false, because with SeatGeek, finding good tickets is easy. They make the whole process stress free. You just open the app, find the best tickets, and that's it. And I know I said this last time, but they're making me say it this time, too. Green means good, red means bad. They get it. Okay, we don't have to say this in every episode. SeatGeek. And believe it or not, there are over 70,000 events on SeatGeek. Concerts, NFL games. And I can honestly say, after going to his concert the other day, I found a new appreciation for concerts. But don't just buy any ticket. Buy your ticket on SeatGeek. And make sure you click the link in my description and use code BOBBY10 to get 10% off those tickets. And I'm not even kidding, guys, please do that. I know I was sounding a little bit robotic for a second, but I am begging you, Bobby. 1010 off. Seek, equal. Love me. I will love you guys. Then we can keep this going. At one point, I was in at, like, south by Southwest at. I forgot what I was doing out there, but my team was like, oh, let's go to this party. And I didn't know it was yours. And I was in the party for like an hour before I left. It was like, apparently you had. I don't know. The headlines were, Bobby got kicked out. And I was like, I haven't been.

[A]

To south by southwest in, like, 10 years.

[B]

But did you have some. For some reason, people decided that that was your party and that I got kicked out of it.

[A]

No, I would never kick you out of anywhere.

[B]

I appreciate that, but I. And then. And then I got. Your security guard did not want to let me in to your little restaurant.

[A]

No, that's not what happened. You just walked up dressed like Leonardo DiCaprio the other day.

[B]

What did you want me to dress like?

[A]

I was distressed LA hat.

[B]

It wasn't distressed.

[A]

With a brim bent like this. It wasn't covering your face like this with a black trench coat on.

[B]

I was. I was wearing my regular outfit.

[A]

Pulling up with an absolute 10 out of 10. Obviously. You literally get pulled up like the kid.

[B]

Then why didn't you just let her in?

[A]

We don't know her either, you know, and it's like, God, well, based on her, would we let her in or not? You know, she's probably. You've got a wanted poster.

[B]

Alpha, leave her alone. Did you lot. Did you know everyone else in there?

[A]

No. I do. We didn't know. Look, my security just saw you and you were, like, dressed like. Yeah, you were like. Like on your, like, Toby Maguire.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

Okay. Let me live. I just, like, so not. I didn't want to do my hair.

[A]

It's like. Okay.

[B]

I didn't know this was supposed to be some fancy. We sat there and.

[A]

It wasn't supposed to be fancy. It's just like, you're like. Your brim was like. It had, like. Just like, you would, like, like. It's like. We get it. Like, you've owned the hat, like, for, like, a week, but it looks like you've owned it for, like, three years. And then you, like, bend it over your face, like, just like. No, no pics, please.

[B]

Exactly. Thank you. I. I would roast you more, but, I don't know.

[A]

Roasting you. I'm just giving you the Real doom.

[B]

I have a part two of. No, just a little diamond. Diamond thingy.

[A]

How's the kids?

[B]

They're great.

[A]

I saw your mom ring. That's what made me eggs.

[B]

Do you love it? Isn't it cute?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you know. Do you know Dave Grutman? Do you know him?

[A]

Dave Grutman?

[B]

Yeah. His wife this off her hand. What? Dave Grutman.

[A]

I don't know. Sorry. Whoa. Grotman's wedding. I didn't say like, you know, Jeff Bezos.

[B]

I think he's gonna be so flattered. You just put him.

[A]

Wife just.

[B]

Yeah. Told me that that was not. That was the least name droppy thing I could do. You've dropped so many names since we sat down.

[A]

I have.

[B]

You're like, yeah, Future. When they put him through, I could do the same thing. Like when he had to. He said when he had to go through the little thing.

[A]

My manager.

[B]

I. I don't really. That's not a celebrity.

[A]

No. Well, it is another guy.

[B]

But how would I know that? That there are two different features in this world?

[A]

You've been around us for how many days?

[B]

No one's even talked to us in these. Some of these days we've been here. I think we've said a word to a couple people on your team. We've been in. Our favorite person on your team that we've hung out with. The only two we've really talked to. Actually, there's a third one that I don't remember his name, but. Okay. Cj.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Mike.

[A]

Mike.

[B]

And then there's a third one who was. Who said his job is no job and he's just an adult and that he's been your friend forever and he doesn't have a job.

[A]

His job is no job and he's an adult. Adult.

[B]

That's his job just being an adult. And then we saw him up as your DJ at the show and I was very. We were confused.

[A]

That's Future.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Didn't know his name, but yeah, he. He was nice.

[A]

He's great.

[B]

Yeah. So.

[A]

All right. Ask away than.

[B]

Can we start the interview now? Yeah, that's okay.

[A]

What time? Oh, 8:47.

[B]

Oh, well, you were only four hours.

[A]

Late, so I was not.

[B]

You said five.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

You said five. I set an alarm and I was like so stressed out trying to get here.

[A]

You haven't. And you got here at 5:45. I got here at 6:30.

[B]

I did not. I've been here since 5.

[A]

Let's start the interview.

[B]

Okay. I got here at 5 I just want the record to show. To show I've been here since 5 o'. Clock.

[A]

I got arrested in Sweden.

[B]

That's okay. I forgive you. They'll forgive you, too.

[A]

I don't know if they will.

[B]

Do you not think so?

[A]

Well, I spent a pretty long time in jail. Three days, nine hours.

[B]

Was it fun? Do you. Are you happy? You want. Just for the experience?

[A]

No, no, no. They're.

[B]

They're not.

[A]

It wasn't good because I got arrested for nothing.

[B]

What was it?

[A]

Apparently, like, what we did. A private party. And like, one of the guys, like the officers, his girl came to the private party and they just wanted to. But they arrested me. Way too aggressive. And they arrested me for nothing.

[B]

How long ago?

[A]

Like two, like three years ago.

[B]

So it's kind of recent.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I know. His girl's coming back out for sure.

[B]

You're inviting her?

[A]

If I can find her.

[B]

This one's so taken. Creepy. If I can find her. Go find that guys. Yeah, yeah, go find his wife and.

[A]

No, no, honestly, I don't know. But. But, you know, if she came once.

[B]

Yeah, well, she's. Do you think she's learned her lesson? That's horrible. Don't say that again. And you made the face. And you made it. You gave it that.

[A]

That if she's. If she's gonna. If she's gonna come. She's gonna come.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

If.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

If she's coming.

[B]

Nope. Let's just not even finish. Let's. We get what you're trying to say. We got it. We get what you're trying to say.

[A]

Got arrested in Sweden. Got out in nine hours.

[B]

When do you plan on getting married?

[A]

What? Yeah, when do I plan on getting married?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'd get married here.

[B]

I didn't say, would you get married here?

[A]

No, I know.

[B]

Letting you know you would get married in this room.

[A]

Do you know that's a gondola that goes all the way down to the water, by the way.

[B]

Should we ride it well in the darkness if we're not?

[A]

Should we ride it in the darkness?

[B]

Why are you doing that to everything? You could just listen to me, actually, right?

[A]

In the darkness. Let's ask your comment section.

[B]

They're not. No one was gonna do that if I just said it. And you didn't laugh after. If you just let it happen.

[A]

When do you ride it in the darkness?

[B]

Well, thank you guys for watching. He's not giving me any.

[A]

Okay. When do I want to get married? Yeah, when. When that type of connection finds me.

[B]

Have you gotten Close to that connection.

[A]

No, Nobody believes.

[B]

Nobody believes. That's so vague. This is how you talk. It's incomplete sentences. It's just guessing how. What you actually mean by it. This is what I feel like when I talk to you.

[A]

No, I think. I think I'm being really transparent. Nobody believes.

[B]

Who, the girls or the world?

[A]

That's a good album title. The Girls of the World. Like which one?

[B]

You know which one. What are you talking about?

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

Are you drunk?

[A]

I feel great.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But to answer your question. What? What? I don't know. Because, you know what. What does that mean? What? We throw. Get dressed up and we throw a party.

[B]

I'll. I imagine you'll meet someone. You'll date them for a couple years, you'll propose to.

[A]

Then I need someone who deeply appreciates the fact that I try really hard.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That's the best answer. That's the best way I've ever said it.

[B]

So when you find someone who deeply.

[A]

Thank you for bringing that up.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

I need somebody who.

[B]

I want to officiate your wedding.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Are you gonna wear a referee's uniform? I'll wear whatever if you officiate your nicks.

[B]

Is that not okay? I want to be the person who stands in the middle that doesn't wear.

[A]

That's like it. I don't know. How do you. How do you know what my religion is?

[B]

I don't think any. Every religion does that. I don't know what. Okay, you know what? Don't.

[A]

So you want to be. You want to be the priest at my wedding?

[B]

I don't want to be at your wedding anymore. I don't even want to go to your wedding.

[A]

I don't understand.

[B]

Anymore.

[A]

You want to be the priest at my wedding?

[B]

Whatever. Whoever. The house.

[A]

I'm Jewish. Not. Not to say that. I would. Not to say that.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Well, my mom. My mom is. Yeah.

[B]

That makes you Jewish.

[A]

Yeah. So you'd like to be the rabbi at my wedding? If it was a Jewish wedding, just say, I'm allowed. Or you can maybe you be the priest. I think I want a priest. A rabbi.

[B]

Okay. I'll be all of them.

[A]

And, like a sheikh.

[B]

Maybe just have me at your wedding. I'll sit there and I'll be like, I helped him find you.

[A]

You could be the shek.

[B]

What do you imagine your wife to look like? What's. What's a year? Type of girl that you want to marry? You look at a girl and you're like, That's. That's. She's wifey. Why would you know that? Never. You've never had that thought?

[A]

I don't think that the. Like, I don't think that the world is. I, like, see, you pay, like, you pay attention to a lot of what people say and think. Right. And I think that's the one area where I feel like. I don't know if the world is ready to accept, like, what. What I feel is, like, my dream. Yeah. What is my, like, partner? Because I feel like there. It's like. It's kind of. It's like some, like, tweaked out, like, goth kind of, like, tatted all over.

[B]

That's your type.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you ever even been with anyone like that? Literally?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Where do you find long.

[A]

Like, Comic Con.

[B]

Okay. I wish you would give me real answers.

[A]

I am.

[B]

If you don't. If you don't pop out with a goth.

[A]

I really. I really feel like my destiny is to end up with like, a goth baddie with just. That's absolute words, and that's just the. That's just honest.

[B]

Oh, cups. What the. Is an O cup?

[A]

Like, O cups?

[B]

What does that mean? Is that, like, the biggest size you can get? Is that. What is that?

[A]

You know?

[B]

No, I don't know what that means.

[A]

Like a goth baddie with, like, just big boobs? Yes.

[B]

You want a goth baddie with big boobs? That's what your type is.

[A]

Yeah. Also funny.

[B]

A funny goth baddie with big boobs.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No offense to them, but really, what's your type of. Not a goth man.

[A]

Okay, well, sorry to all the girls. I don't know that I've ever hear that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But yes.

[B]

I don't wanna.

[A]

Doesn't even need to be, like, crazy. No, honestly, like. Like, it's like. Like, not. Like, I just. I do need, like, a golf. A kind of emo body.

[B]

Is that your way of. Like, you created this such an obscure thing that you'll never find that person.

[A]

It's not me being evasive. It's me being so.

[B]

I feel like you could find that right now.

[A]

It's a. It's tougher than you think. I am. I am, like, the opposite of what, like, what they want.

[B]

What they want.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Well, okay. If there's any goth bodies out there with big whips, do they have to be, like, a forever goth body or they could transform into that for you? Like, you know, I feel like you.

[A]

Have to have some authenticity. Like, it's got to be.

[B]

So start now, if you want to meet him in five years, get glossy. Get. What does that mean? Even, like, just. They wear all black and they have black hair and they wear dark makeup. You like a lot of makeup on a girl. What is. What is your. What's your. What's your thoughts? Don't do that. I don't like this. Do you like girls with makeup or no makeup? Makeup or no makeup? I don't like the sound of this. What are you singing? I feel like I've heard what you're saying. Can I Shazam this?

[A]

No, I just made that up. But that's. I'm just saying that's like.

[B]

Yeah, that's what you want.

[A]

That. I want to get in.

[B]

You want to sing that?

[A]

I started off, I think, singing a tik tok, but then I just put new melodies to it.

[B]

Okay, don't do that again. Is this why you use autotune? You should put some auto thing on this. Like, I didn't know your voice could do that. Don't ever do that again either. Don't do it again.

[A]

Me neither.

[B]

So. But for real, I don't believe you, so I'm just gonna. No matter what you say right now, I'm not gonna. Unless you show me a picture of you and some goth body in your phone, I'm not gonna believe that that's actually a thing. You. You have a picture of that?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

You have a picture of that?

[A]

I don't have, like, a picture of me in a goth bag.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

Have you ever met one?

[A]

Yes, Obviously, I don't.

[B]

Where did. I've never seen such a thing.

[A]

Yeah, I don't think I've seen any golf like that.

[B]

Yeah, they stay. Is that why you want a girl that doesn't come out?

[A]

No, I. I know. I want. I want to be, like, seen, and I want to be.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I want to be loved by a goth body. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Are you just saying that?

[A]

No, I'm not. I'm just being real. That's just. That is my. Like, that's the. That's what I have in my. In my. In my head. Everyone's like, oh, like, Drake likes strippers. Jake is like, do you not like strippers, by the way? I love strippers and bbls. I don't like. Bbl is a procedure. So it's not like a person. It's not like a place that you can love. It's just a procedure that you love.

[B]

When people have that procedure.

[A]

I don't love it. Depends on what they look like. I can't just be like. I love that procedure.

[B]

I feel like your type is anybody with a heartbeat. Do you agree?

[A]

Well, I mean, according to my cough baddies, we don't have a heart, but okay, so, yes.

[B]

Because I feel like the people you've been pictured with are just. It's everyone.

[A]

I don't think you name some.

[B]

I'm not naming anybody.

[A]

Oh, you're scared now, huh? New Bobby's a little more politically correct. Old Bobby would have dropped some bombs.

[B]

Drop some names now. Yeah, I guess that's true.

[A]

Are you fixing you have a man now. Talk about that.

[B]

Is this my interview or yours?

[A]

I don't know. Well, you want it to be. It's give and take, right?

[B]

I'm asking you questions.

[A]

I'm asking you now you have a man.

[B]

I didn't ask for questions to ask.

[A]

To me, that's okay. We can't always get what we want. But when you try sometime, every drink.

[B]

You take, do you become more annoying? Is that what happens? Every sip of alcohol you take, it's like, it amplifies by 1%. It's great.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Kind of looks like Chris Brown.

[B]

He gets that in the comments for sure. Yeah.

[A]

Well, posting it was crazy.

[B]

Is that. Have you never posted someone?

[A]

Not. Not for a long time.

[B]

One's. One's lost time. Well, you're much older than I am, so what did you do when you were 28? Who are you texting?

[A]

I was just like, rip, like, rip, like brutality. Like, this is my. Like, oh, my God. I love.

[B]

Why aren't you letting me have your phone? Because, like, I do anything crazy.

[A]

I know, but it's not even loading. But, like, oh, so fire. And then it's just, like, videos of me, bro. I don't know what that is weird.

[B]

There's no way that's real. There's no way that.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, I would for sure. I actually know that girl, to be honest. I did a podcast with her once.

[B]

Did you really?

[A]

I did. God bless her heart. One of the sweetest women I've ever met.

[B]

I can't believe that. I've just never seen anybody with boobs that big in my life. I noticed your tattoo for the first time today on your neck when you're walking away.

[A]

What? What? My son's name?

[B]

Yeah. That's adorable.

[A]

Shara's my son.

[B]

Shout out to your son.

[A]

What a good guy is he? He's working out. Crazy. He has an eight pack he has an eight pack. It's crazy.

[B]

Is that a thing?

[A]

Yeah, he's just, like, way more locked in than, like, I ever was or ever will be so he doesn't have.

[B]

To Photoshop his body. Like you.

[A]

Hard hitting questions. Is it hard hitting questions?

[B]

Had to be. You're only giving them to me. How often do you work out?

[A]

You like this question?

[B]

What? How often do you work out?

[A]

You ask me this a lot.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

How often did that picture do something to you?

[B]

Well, but I'm not gonna ask you any questions because you're making them weird.

[A]

No, I'm saying did that picture.

[B]

Yes, I looked at it and I was like, oh, my God, I'm in love with him.

[A]

But that. It did. It did something to you, though.

[B]

It was viral.

[A]

Did it change how you felt towards me, though? Because you're like, oh, wait, are your abs real?

[B]

Why are you acting like that's not a question everyone has, but, like, yours.

[A]

You'Re asking it more like, like, when.

[B]

Did I ever play it back? When did I give it that? You wanted to give that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's not what it's giving.

[A]

What am I giving?

[B]

People think you got a procedure done.

[A]

Really? You know, Procedure?

[B]

Yeah, an AB1.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Did you do that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Is that a thing?

[A]

I'm sure it is.

[B]

Why do you know that?

[A]

Because people do it all the time.

[B]

Oh, do they?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You've never done that?

[A]

No. People also say that I got a bbl, right? They call me bbl, Drizzy, so.

[B]

Oh, that's true. Did you?

[A]

I don't know if my, like, wagon looked crazy when I walked in here, but. Did it?

[B]

You got a BBL and you got your abs sculpted.

[A]

Did you? Dude, did it?

[B]

Do I have a statue? I didn't look at your body when you walked in here.

[A]

Do you want me to? 360.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

So then, like, if it didn't stand out to you.

[B]

No, I mean, personally, I've never liked just like.

[A]

I think it was just like, I came from the gym, I was sweaty in that pic. Maybe I like. Maybe I like, went on face to and like, put like, like, details up, you know, and you can like, like, make it.

[B]

Don't even admit to that much then.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

You just being it.

[A]

Yeah, I was like. Maybe I like, heightened the, like, saturation or something.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think I, like, hit it too hard. I hit it too hard.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They don't look like that. You saw them.

[B]

Don't make that weird. We just tried to record this. And it didn't go off well?

[A]

No. You asked me to see them the.

[B]

Other day in, like, during an interview. Not because I was trying.

[A]

This is our first interview. I don't know what she's talking about. We have no other interview. She asked me to see my abs, and I showed them to her person.

[B]

I got literally played. I.

[A]

Should we play what? There is nothing to play, honey. No, there's nothing. I'm saying. Sorry, I don't know what you talk.

[B]

Yeah, we were just. I. The first thing I did when I got off the plane was like, can I see your abs? And then you were like.

[A]

And you were like, damn, they look good. They just don't look like that.

[B]

So hot.

[A]

You were like, they look good. They just don't look like that pig.

[B]

That's exactly what happened. He's so smart. And I hope that becomes the next thing people say about me. Everything I say, no matter how minor it seems, will just, like, follow me probably for the rest of my life. So I have to tread carefully when I talk to you.

[A]

Okay. Well, you want to bring out the bangers now? Yeah. You. Do you have any questions?

[B]

No, I'm just. I know. I meant, like, I better not tell them, but it's my daughter's second birthday today, and I better not tell them. I don't know. What else did I say?

[A]

Leaving on your daughter's first birthday was a. Was a slapper.

[B]

I did not think that. Do you think I would have left that in the final edit if I thought it was gonna follow me forever?

[A]

Listen. Yeah, like. Yeah, I said it in the interview.

[B]

I. I know she's wondering. It's like, 12 months old.

[A]

No, I'm just saying it's not like she. Like, she's not gonna remember the childhood trauma that you caused her until she watches these interviews back and that the.

[B]

Childhood drama is crazy. Do you want to rephrase this nicely?

[A]

You're a great mom.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

You think that's hard?

[B]

Do you think that's what they're gonna cut? They're gonna cut. Just. You saying I'm a great mom, or do you think the clip will be.

[A]

Oh, yeah, let's pretend like you don't make the clips.

[B]

I don't make the clips that go viral. Do you think I made the clip?

[A]

We'll put. We'll put whatever in the edit. Look, the point is, you're a phenomenal mother. I have watched you. I will say during our first interview, I was like. Like your level of just, like, dedication to motherhood was insane. I've never seen anything like it.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Honestly, you, you stayed up, waited for me to finish rehearsal till like 4 in the morning.

[B]

Someone's dying. It's okay.

[A]

Like, most sentimental part of the interview. Just wants to have a, Just coughing.

[B]

It's okay. You've been saying these things again.

[A]

You were incredible. You, you were so accommodating to me and understanding of my situation and at the same time it was like you were like, I need to get back to my kids. You were asking for like the fucking first thing smoking from Memphis, Tennessee, which is insane.

[B]

The first what?

[A]

Oh, the first flight out.

[B]

Oh, thank you for the translation.

[A]

First thing smoking.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sorry that I wanted.

[A]

Time certainly have changed, huh, girls? You'd be asking for the first thing smoking these days. We know what you'd be talking about, but I was talking about a flight home anyway. You were asking for like the first flight out. Like, you're like, I have to get back to my kids. You were just pumping out. Oh my God, that pure white.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

It was.

[B]

I've never crazy. More milk than that trip.

[A]

Oh, it was. I swear. I, I, There were cows in Tennessee that were jealous.

[B]

I was hooked up to the their utters.

[A]

Couldn't even comprehend how you were.

[B]

Leave me alone.

[A]

No, it was crazy. It was the most milk. It's a lot of milk I've ever seen. I've never seen, I've never seen anything like it. I didn't, I didn't get to witness that in my own, in my own life. No, I didn't see. Yeah, I didn't see. I didn't see that. I didn't see that you were pumping.

[B]

Were you breastfed as.

[A]

Okay, I don't, I don't know.

[B]

You've never asked your mom?

[A]

No, no. We have other conversations.

[B]

Not about breastfeeding.

[A]

Yeah, no, but you were churning. I, I, Okay. I swear, we could have, we could have opened. We could have had a bakery, a butter factory. We could have done anything.

[B]

I mean, a butter factory. This is.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

Okay, that's, I, I appreciate the, I was.

[A]

This is all a compliment.

[B]

It is. I appreciate the compliment behind all of this.

[A]

It was, it was, it was like 2%, 1% skim.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I swear it was, it was skims. It was a borderline skims collab.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was it, that's how much Mike was coming out. It's crazy.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

No, you were, you were.

[B]

You're also a good parent.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I'll, I'll let You have that, too.

[A]

That's really sweet.

[B]

Yeah. We. That's all I'm gonna do about artistry. I feel like we should.

[A]

You don't know too many details, so it's fine.

[B]

I don't know a lot about you. I have limited knowledge of you to this day. I still don't really know your music. I couldn't listen to it for the last two years.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which they play your music kind of everywhere, but none of my friends have for two years now.

[A]

That's a lie. They just don't do it around you. I play it. I don't play religiously.

[B]

Maybe not my, like, closest friends, though.

[A]

Maybe not though. Your friends are from la. They've probably been offered for the last little bit to be hon.

[B]

Maybe for no reason in particular, you know?

[A]

Yeah. I feel like they didn't. I feel like I could go back in Lexi's story archive and probably find some.

[B]

No.

[A]

Some sketchy stuff maybe. No, I'm gonna find out.

[B]

Do you know Lexi's a very big fan of your music? That's.

[A]

Was that approved to say today? Lex.

[B]

Why would she. Not very big fan of your music.

[A]

I don't know. She's like.

[B]

What did you say?

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Never mind.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She enjoys listening to your music.

[A]

Okay, so like a little. You rounded it off a little bit. Okay. Not very big.

[B]

She doesn't want. Yeah, yeah. Tomato, tomato. She likes your music.

[A]

What did you. Are you. You're from la, right? Huh? Like born and raised.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the area.

[B]

What are you getting at?

[A]

No, I. Just asking. I was asking in the area. Okay. Nobody wants to claim it now, though.

[B]

I'm sure she still listened to you. But I'm not like.

[A]

Nobody wants to bang it around the gang in the area.

[B]

Claim what?

[A]

No, nothing.

[B]

Okay. What are you trying to say?

[A]

No, it's all good. I know where I'm from. From that six they have. You ask me, I'll throw that shitty.

[B]

Is that Toronto?

[A]

Yeah. I'm throwing that at the face.

[B]

Are you proud that you're from Toronto?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You are? You still live there?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you have an LA house?

[A]

I. I do, currently.

[B]

I thought you sold it.

[A]

I'm trying. You want to buy it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's 81 million.

[B]

Let me just buy that.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Do you want to give it to me?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Okay. Well, then I guess we're not.

[A]

Maybe after this, we'll see how this goes.

[B]

How much is your house in Toronto? Is that off the record? Is that not something that's public?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

It has to be more in your side house.

[A]

True.

[B]

Why are you.

[A]

I bought a ranch in Texas. That's my. That's my spot right now.

[B]

100 million dollar ranch in Texas.

[A]

Not quite. It will be one day.

[B]

What are you doing with that? You're gonna put a bunker on it?

[A]

No, it's not really my vibe.

[B]

You don't want a bunker?

[A]

A bunker? No, it's. It's.

[B]

Do all. You know, rich people have bunkers? I imagine them too. You don't have one?

[A]

No.

[B]

What are you gonna do if the world just goes south right now and there's a disaster? Where do you go? Do you have a rich person place you're gonna go to?

[A]

Where would I go if the world was going.

[B]

I don't know. Not. Not. There's a blackout and everything is chaos. Covid times a million, right? It's the end, basically. Where are you gonna go?

[A]

Probably to Soto for a drink. Like, I don't know. It's the end of times.

[B]

How do you.

[A]

What, I go to the Alibi Bar? No, there's up the up the road.

[B]

I've never thought of. If there's something happening.

[A]

My goddamn. Hit an A M game with Johnny Manziel one time throughout this.

[B]

Why are you asking like, this is like a crazy question.

[A]

I don't know if you want me to say. Go to Turks, hit up Noah's Ark, see Flocka, have a shot at 42.

[B]

Okay. You. The.

[A]

Can I fly? Are the airspaces open?

[B]

I don't know. Can you fly? Do you just summon your jet? Is that how it works?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I. I would tell them to take me to all the places that mean something to me.

[B]

Okay. So no, you do not have a special place that's like for rich.

[A]

Come back to la.

[B]

Are you scared away from la?

[A]

Wow. Are you spicy?

[B]

Are you.

[A]

Am I scared away?

[B]

No, you're not?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. Then why didn't you do an LA tour while you just did your LA tour in America? To where? Yes, just a tour of every city in la.

[A]

I did, by the way. I. When. When all that happened. I was. I just finished an American tour and so I gotta do another one. You know, they don't happen like every.

[B]

Every month you go on a new one.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'll be back.

[B]

You will?

[A]

Yeah, hopefully.

[B]

That's exciting. Yeah, I'll come. And hopefully we don't have a part two of our falling out again.

[A]

No, I think we already skipped that. You're good.

[B]

Do you think so?

[A]

Yeah. You came to another show We.

[B]

It went well, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you. Did you tell Mike to be like, extra nice to me during that?

[A]

No.

[B]

I felt like the contrast from the first one to the second one. I was like. I feel like you're trying to make sure that I. There's no way I'm.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I'm feeling any type of way.

[A]

He.

[B]

He was.

[A]

The first night, you were just in your bag and it was just like a thing. It was like. It's a new thing.

[B]

Okay, well, I won't get into details of why I disagree, but that's okay.

[A]

What's. Do you have? Do you have anything that you've really. Wait. How long have we been doing this? Oh, my God. It's been two hours.

[B]

I don't think it's been two hours.

[A]

I think so.

[B]

I would say that you got here on time for your second time and you weren't here on time. So I think it's been like an hour and a half. But go ahead.

[A]

Look at that view, though.

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

I want to see what you look like. Hold on, wait.

[B]

Oh, I wish there was a. Oh, there is a camera getting you looking.

[A]

Just pitch black. Okay. No view there. It's really pitch black behind us now. It is?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

But it probably was nice, though.

[B]

There's a hundred percent chance it was nice. Do you think that Theo would. Do you like that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Who gets into a bed like that? What was that? Or is that little, like, wraparound thing you've done? You've.

[A]

That's how I get in the room.

[B]

Closer.

[A]

We've certainly got closer.

[B]

I feel like you can. You can see that I have like that.

[A]

You have goosebumps.

[B]

Arm hair.

[A]

No, you have goosebumps right now going up your spine.

[B]

Why would I have any of those things?

[A]

Because we're back, baba.

[B]

We're back. We're friends forever now.

[A]

Back.

[B]

So you want to be best friends? Who's your best friend? You have a lot.

[A]

I have a lot of great friends.

[B]

Yeah, you do have a lot of those. Well, I want to be somewhere on the list.

[A]

Okay. I think we can make that happen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

I thought we were last time, but.

[A]

Then we're getting close.

[B]

We're getting close last time. And then it just went south for two years. But now it's like, okay, sometimes people need a break. I need a two year break. It was good for me.

[A]

Yeah, me too.

[B]

Yeah. Myself.

[A]

Yeah, I look better.

[B]

Do you feel like you look better from last time?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

It doesn't look.

[A]

It's dry.

[B]

The Same.

[A]

You look the same.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People like to say I look like I'm 40 now. And I'm like, really? Some. Some. Com. I read comments too much. Yeah. Because. Well, if you have to give me advice going into this new era of my lifetime, what is your. Give me three top. Top.

[A]

My top three pieces of advice.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

All right.

[B]

And I'm gonna follow whatever they are, so.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Give your best.

[A]

Next interview.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Fresh shave on the armpits, right?

[B]

The armpits are shaved. Thank you.

[A]

But. Or maybe like a laser or something.

[B]

I do my own laser to my armpits. They're literally. You didn't see my armpits. You didn't see my. Okay, I will get professional laser hair removal for before the next interview. I do. And then hopefully this one's a real.

[A]

Yes, I would say that the true response to your contributions and your work is not in the immediate response from individuals. Do you understand what I mean by that? It's like first to comment or first to be seen or first to offer their opinion is not the actual response to your contribution. So, for example, like, when I'm dropping an album, right, they have phone calls, like media phone calls, deciding what stance so and so is going to take within the first hour or within the first three hours or within the first 12 hours so that this person doesn't overlap the person. Well, I'm going to say that I hate the album. I. I don't know what, what it's going to bring yet, but I'm going to take this stance or I. That literally, it's. It's about like, like, I hate to say first responders. That sounds terrible. Shout out to the first responders. We're not talking about all you lovely people. We're talking about first responders in media and in comments. But my, My advice to you is the fastest comments and the, the, you know, and the, the ones that are meant to sit at the top with the most replies. It's, It's a purposeful action and is not the genuine reaction to how people feel about you. People think you're funny. They think you're great. They would love to sit across from you and laugh with you. They do think you're a great mother. They do think you're cute. They don't think you look 40 in the face. You know, they. They think lovely things about you. And I just think that you're so. I think that you take that immediate reaction and you wear it. You know, you wear it like a romper and sometimes you need to separate the shorts and the best babe. And that's what it is.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So that would be number two.

[B]

Okay. I like. I like the number two. I'm not gonna care about what people think as much.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then number three would be, I think, just, like, make sure that you have, like, just adequate adversaries. Like, not adversaries, but, like, it's like your interviews sometimes are like, your. You. You need. You need people who, like, deserve to be here and, like, feed off of that bobo. That babo vibe. So it's just like, even if you have the opportunity to, like, interview somebody, like, just do it if it feels right. And if it. And if. If you don't think it's going to be, like, funny or, like, build out the thing that you want, then don't do it. I've enjoyed saying no more than I've enjoyed saying yes.

[B]

Really?

[A]

No. But it sounded good.

[B]

But you say no with you.

[A]

Oh, I say no all the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Almost said no to this today.

[B]

You didn't. This was your idea.

[A]

My idea? You're absolutely right.

[B]

I was very shocked to hear from you again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I've. We've only talked once since our little falling out.

[A]

Give it a try. Give it a try. Hey, girl if I tell you me that doesn't mean that I don't care.

[B]

What a fight. Oh, God. It's still going. Okay. Yeah.

[A]

Don't you think that I will never be there Here.

[B]

Is that a real song? Is that. Is that a Drake song?

[A]

One of my favorite songs of all time.

[B]

Your songs?

[A]

Nope. Who sings 112?

[B]

Let's let them sing it?

[A]

I just thought. I thought it was fitting for the moment. I thought we were getting a little.

[B]

Yeah. Bus date up.

[A]

Best day to your life.

[B]

Best date of my life. Best date with the best date. Yeah, that's what I. That's exactly it.

[A]

A bow.

[B]

Yep. Just right in this.

[A]

If you had a superhero name, what would it be? BBC Girl.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's where we're gonna end. That's crazy. How about you redo that without that?

[A]

Sorry. If you had a superhero name, what would it be? What would it be? B.

[B]

Don't be my biggest hater.

[A]

Can you clear up the rumors?

[B]

That's. What do you mean, what is the rumor? I don't even. That's crazy.

[A]

Don't clear up the rumors that you.

[B]

How do I clear up this rumor? What should I say to clear up.

[A]

That the world thinks that you.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Just Emma. No, no.

[B]

That's definitely.

[A]

No. They just think that you magnetically attract the biggest anacondas on planet Earth. Why do they do that? Is it because you're, like, just so, like, sweet and dainty?

[B]

I don't know why people say that. I don't want them to say that anymore. I don't want people to say anything about me and me with people. People swear that I seriously have the world's largest, longest roster ever. No, they think that I've slept like, anybody who's. Who's done an interview with me. I've just. That again back to me. I'm never going to read comment sections again. But that is all it is. Oh, another person, she's like, you guys just think that I.

[A]

It's only because, like, you. You. You're willing to, like, be cool with black people.

[B]

I think that they think I sleep.

[A]

With, like, black guys every. Yeah, that's really what it is. People are just uncomfortable with that. They're like, oh, why do all these, like, black guys find this white girl funny? Which is unfortunate.

[B]

Yeah. I can't just. Not because they're all having. I. That's what I do. I pay for each interview with sex. I'm like, please do an interview with me. I'll. I'll have sex with you one day. One day. What? One day. What? One day? What's gonna happen one day?

[A]

We'll get compensated for these. Huh? Huh, boys?

[B]

How dare you? There will be no compensation for anything ever. That is a crazy take. People are crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's your.

[A]

We're gonna get the out of here.

[B]

Yeah. No, we need to.

[A]

How are we gonna. Yeah, you gotta fly home.

[B]

I know how we.

[A]

How are we gonna end it?

[B]

Well, whatever we do, it's gonna set the precedent for every interview after, so just. What are you. What are you thinking? That's not what I want to happen every single interview. Can you imagine that being the thing.

[A]

I don't know. Title card.

[B]

Should you say any last words?

[A]

I will say this.

[B]

He will say this.

[A]

There will come a time in your life where it's easier to do the smaller thing, the petty thing, maybe even the wrong thing, but the much more rewarding experience is to be the bigger person or to be the bigger people and to heal anything that you've ever gone through and enjoy the benefits of a positive, rebuilt, reinforced connection with somebody that I guarantee you, you have a soft spot for in your heart.

[B]

Is that about me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow. It takes you so, like, I have to process the sentences you put together.

[A]

Really? Why am I.

[B]

They're so. No, maybe I am. They're so long, and I'm.

[A]

What is.

[B]

What is this about? But I think I got it at the end.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You have a soft spot for me.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm really happy that we did.

[B]

Did this again.

[A]

That we did this. Because I love you, Babu.

[B]

I love you, too. I still don't know what to call you, but I love you, too.

[A]

Well, we'll save that for episode three.

[B]

Let's just do one every. Every two years after something crazy happens.

[A]

Getting a little further and further each time until the inevitable just transpires.

[B]

And then I'm the goth girl you marry. What a crazy full circle in. In Zurich. Zurich, Switzerland. Oh, God. I don't want to hear that again. Best friend.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Thanks so much for this. I appreciate it. Thanks for.

[A]

Get your ass out of Europe.

[B]

Lights. I can't wait to get out of Europe.

[A]

Lexi, you can stay. You know her dead, man. All y', all, man, for real, man. I see y' all boys outside. When I see y', all, man, for real, man, on some real outside, some body, man, I won't. I'mma see y', all, but I see y', all, man, for real, you know, I got. Oh, straight up top.

[B]

I don't know if you should have done all that. Yeah, I'm taking this.