Druski: “now I’m the guy you want to fall in love with”

Summary

Podcast Summary: Druski – “Now I’m the Guy You Want to Fall in Love With”

Episode Title: Druski: “Now I’m the Guy You Want to Fall in Love With”
Release Date: February 5, 2025
Podcast: The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff

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Introduction

In this episode of The Really Good Podcast, host Bobbi Althoff sits down with Druski, a charismatic and humorous guest, for what appears to be a first date scenario set within the context of a Mexican restaurant. The conversation, rich with playful banter and candid exchanges, delves into their cultural backgrounds, relationship expectations, and personal anecdotes, all while navigating the dynamics of a budding romantic interest.

Cultural Backgrounds

The conversation kicks off with Druski expressing surprise at the restaurant's ambiance and Bobby (Bobbi Althoff) showcasing her Mexican heritage.

• Druski: “...I have a little thread on you. Do you want me to get it? Yeah, go ahead, grab me.” [00:21]

Bobby reveals her Mexican descent, leading to a lighthearted discussion about cultural identities and language.

• Bobby: “Yeah, I'm part Mexican.” [00:49]
• Druski: “Yo, y'all knew Bobby was half Mexican? You told me she was full white, man.” [01:06]

Despite initial misconceptions about her heritage, the conversation emphasizes mutual respect and appreciation for each other's backgrounds.

Dating Preferences and Relationship Expectations

Druski opens up about his dating experiences and what he seeks in a partner, highlighting the challenges of modern dating dynamics influenced by social media algorithms.

• Druski: “So it's a distraction... Majority of all this stuff is a distraction.” [15:54]
• Bobby: “I think if we got more serious that you should potentially just give me access to your social media.” [19:14]

They discuss the importance of trust, communication, and understanding each other's lifestyles, especially Druski's celebrity-related commitments.

Ordering Food and Restaurant Experience

A significant portion of the episode revolves around ordering food at the taco spot, showcasing their differing preferences and communication styles.

• Druski: “She half Mexican too. Yeah. You do? Yeah.” [05:02]
• Bobby: “I do want you to try everything.” [36:31]

Their interactions while ordering reflect playful teasing and attempts to align their tastes, with Druski occasionally expressing frustration at perceived cultural misunderstandings.

Personal Histories and Backgrounds

As the date progresses, both share snippets of their personal lives, including family dynamics and past relationships.

• Druski: “I have two siblings, an older brother and a younger sister. I'm a middle child.” [54:17]
• Bobby: “I hate my dad. He named me after a cheerleader that he thought was hot in high school.” [61:08]

These revelations add depth to their characters, illustrating their growth and the complexities of their backgrounds.

Trust, Privacy, and Relationship Dynamics

A recurring theme is the balance between openness and privacy in relationships. They touch upon sharing personal information, such as phone access and past relationships.

• Druski: “I don't believe in sharing your login and your phone and password and just everything.” [19:36]
• Bobby: “If you're suspicious, then I'll put it to your face while you're sleeping.” [20:01]

Their dialogue underscores the differing perspectives on trust and transparency, highlighting the negotiation required in relationships.

Future Plans and Potential Relationship

Towards the end of the episode, both express interest in continuing their interaction, contemplating future dates and deeper connections.

• Bobby: “I would love to go on another date with you.” [72:12]
• Druski: “I'll text you. We got to somewhat know your body count.” [76:15]

Despite moments of tension and miscommunication, the conversation concludes on a hopeful note, suggesting the possibility of a developing romance.

Notable Quotes

• Druski: “Why would you put a J in it? Right?” [40:40]
• Bobby: “I'm allergic to being fed.” [41:20]
• Druski: “All the women out there say all types of stuff. They like fat niggas, but that's not true.” [56:35]
• Bobby: “I do think that you would cheat.” [21:15]
• Druski: “I'm a grown man. I don't let nobody influence nothing around me.” [73:50]

Conclusion

This episode masterfully blends humor with genuine conversation, offering listeners an entertaining glimpse into the complexities of dating, cultural identity, and personal growth. Through their candid exchanges, Bobbi Althoff and Druski create a relatable and engaging narrative that resonates with anyone navigating the modern dating landscape.

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Note: This summary excludes advertising segments and focuses solely on the conversational content between Bobbi Althoff and Druski.

Transcript

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

All right. What's going on?

[Bobby]

Not much. How are you?

[Drewski]

I wasn't expecting all these people there. All right, let's do this.

[Bobby]

You have a little thread on you. Do you want me to get it?

[Drewski]

Yeah, go ahead, grab me.

[Bobby]

Oh, stuck.

[Drewski]

Yeah, you know everything I wear brand new. That's why it's out the shop like that.

[Bobby]

There you go. Yeah. Already?

[Drewski]

Have you already ordered anything?

[Bobby]

No, I have a menu.

[Drewski]

Oh, yeah?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Would you like to order?

[Drewski]

Yeah, this is a. You know, this is a down to earth taco spot.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your favorite place, huh?

[Drewski]

Yeah, man. You know, I like Mexican food. You big on that or what?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm part Mexican.

[Drewski]

Are you really?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You're half Mexican?

[Bobby]

I mean, like, I don't know, somewhere.

[Drewski]

You have Mexican for real?

[Bobby]

My mom.

[Drewski]

Yo, y'all knew Bobby was half Mexican? You told me she was full white, man. I ain't know she was.

[Bobby]

Who told you that one?

[Drewski]

My partner right here. My white homie. He said you were full white. Damn. I be trying to get him pure, man. I didn't know you.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry, I'll.

[Drewski]

No, no, it's cool. I mean, it's something new. I didn't know you was. You know. But that's crazy.

[Bobby]

You full? No, I'm not full.

[Drewski]

You full Mexican?

[Bobby]

No, not full.

[Drewski]

Oh, you have Mexican. Okay, you have Mexican.

[Bobby]

Half. Half.

[Drewski]

All right. Yeah. No, I fuck with that. Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby]

Do you.

[Drewski]

Okay. Yeah, it's different. You just a little. So you speak English? Spanish?

[Bobby]

No, my mom didn't.

[Drewski]

Oh, you don't speak? No, no, he ain't take no Esol classes.

[Bobby]

Esol?

[Drewski]

Yeah, that's. What. Ain't it called? Esl? Esol.

[Bobby]

I don't think it's Esol.

[Drewski]

Oh, that's what they. They be putting the Mexican kids in there.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. No, I wasn't put there. Oh, okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Don't pass the Mexican kid.

[Drewski]

Yeah. You know, I got a little Nigerian in me.

[Bobby]

Do you?

[Drewski]

I'm not just black.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I thought you were gonna say you have a little Nigerian kid for some reason. Cause you did this. Do you have one now?

[Drewski]

This is good. No, I think I've been. I've been well protected. No, I don't have no kids. I've been. I wrap it up for the most part. So, yeah.

[Bobby]

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[Drewski]

It depends. If your kid's bad, then it's a fuck no for me. But are your kids.

[Bobby]

Yeah, no, they're. They're great.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You got how many?

[Bobby]

Amazing. I have six.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Yeah. I might be opposed to that. Yeah. No, I thought you.

[Bobby]

I have two.

[Drewski]

So you just show. I was about to say you only show two.

[Bobby]

Well, if you say six and then you bring it down to two, that feels like you don't really have that many. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

Order the tacos, man.

[Bobby]

You have Lexi, can you get us a server?

[Drewski]

Yeah, let's get a server here, please.

[Bobby]

Lexi, go. Go find a server somewhere. It's my sister.

[Drewski]

How you doing?

[Bobby]

It's your future sister in law. Yeah, yeah. Do you have anyone who would date her while we're on the top of the.

[Drewski]

Yeah, one of my partners would definitely take her down for sure. She half Mexican too.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I think she got less than me though. Cause she definitely, she got a little.

[Drewski]

Bit of Mexican descent in her.

[Bobby]

Yeah. But you. You have someone for her?

[Drewski]

Yeah, I got Chauncey. You do? Mexican and white? Yeah. You do? Yeah. Hey, he be taking down a lot of little shit. Yeah, he. Oh, he don't care. Yeah, he don't care.

[Bobby]

That's good.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I got somebody for it.

[Bobby]

Okay, that's good.

[Drewski]

We could probably do a double date next time and probably have both of them in. Yeah. If you're cool with that.

[Bobby]

No, I love that you're already talking about date number two.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to move on. I think you're a very beautiful girl, you know.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Drewski]

What was the.

[Bobby]

I just can't believe you said that. That was so unexpected. All right, thank you.

[Drewski]

I never got that reaction. I have to say.

[Bobby]

I do. Should we talk about my. Your dating show since you wanted to.

[Drewski]

Date so many people? No, I didn't want to date so many people. I was trying to, you know.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And I brought you on the show because I needed your help, honestly. To try to fall in love with me, a girl. Yeah. Well, not right away, but.

[Bobby]

What do you mean, not right away?

[Drewski]

After you came, it kind of deterred my mind off of some of the contestants, but I got back on track after you left. You know, we had a few days after that, so. Yeah, it's not. And it's also not about that I'm not there for all the women. It just was trying to find, like, one woman. Yeah. I was trying to find a vibe with somebody, which, you know, I ended up finding a vibe with somebody on the show. Yeah. At some point. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Are you still talking to that somebody?

[Drewski]

You just gotta find out. You gotta watch the show. Yeah. I can't. I can't tell you what happened after you left.

[Bobby]

I know, but you can tell me what's happening right now in your life.

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, let's just say, yes, I'm still in coherts with this women.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Woman.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Just one of them.

[Drewski]

Yeah, just one of them. Just one of them.

[Bobby]

Are you trying to be in an open relationship or something? What's happening?

[Drewski]

No, it's not that. It's more so, like. I think it was hard to make the decision. I think after day four and five, it became very, like, intense because it was only like three or four of them left. You know, the beautiful women. All the women in the. That we chose from was very beautiful women. You can attest to that.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. You remember?

[Bobby]

I remember all of them.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Well, the ones that I met how.

[Drewski]

Did you feel about a lot of the girls, though?

[Bobby]

They were great. I didn't know if they liked me, but they were all nice.

[Drewski]

Some of them weren't big fans of you.

[Bobby]

Yeah, no, I felt.

[Drewski]

And it could be a jealousy thing. You know, how that should be. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I mean, I think that I made it pretty clear when I walked in.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That I was also trying to, like, catty behavior. No. That I wanted to be with you, too. And I think that. That definitely.

[Drewski]

See, that's what it was. That's what it was. And I didn't know that right off bat, but I think after, you know, catching a vibe with you, I kind of got that vibe. But you also, after the show, you kind of had a fling, a situation.

[Bobby]

Yeah. For a minute.

[Drewski]

Was that like a.

[Bobby]

It was. For one minute.

[Drewski]

Was that a stunt, like.

[Bobby]

No, it wasn't.

[Drewski]

No, that was an actual.

[Bobby]

For one minute. Yeah.

[Drewski]

It seemed like the post was only I.

[Bobby]

You know, it was like an impulse.

[Drewski]

It's like a blur, you know? You're not doing that no more.

[Bobby]

No, it's old me, like. Like.

[Drewski]

Well, that's good to know. That's good to know.

[Bobby]

Well, yeah.

[Drewski]

I came because I'm looking to indulge.

[Bobby]

I think that you probably watched what I talked about during our. When I was on. What are you doing?

[Drewski]

I'm just getting ready to eat.

[Bobby]

We didn't even order.

[Drewski]

Oh, yeah, we didn't. Where is the server at, man? How do we still not have service in this restaurant? What's going.

[Bobby]

You came up with this restaurant.

[Drewski]

This is the restaurant. Yeah, I know, but. Because that's why I say it was Mexican. I knew you was of Mexican descent.

[Bobby]

You didn't know that until three minutes ago.

[Drewski]

It was a guess. And I. And I love Mexican food, so.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drewski]

We here. And the service might suck, but the food. Good.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Can we get. Is any server around here? Look at.

[Bobby]

You know.

[Drewski]

He know. Yo, you. You Mexican, man. You know something? My girl will have. I like to.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

I like to order for.

[Bobby]

It's kind of crazy.

[Drewski]

She'll have a tostita salad. Yeah. Come on in.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

God.

[Bobby]

A salad.

[Drewski]

She'll have an enchilada. Enchil. Enchilada.

[Bobby]

An enchilada. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Is that how you pronounce it? She got the toast. The tostada salad.

[Bobby]

Tostada salad. Yeah, a salad.

[Drewski]

And she'll have the. You like nachos, huh? You got a little.

[Bobby]

This is our first date.

[Drewski]

Just get the damn nachos it's fine. Yeah. Who gives a fuck? Okay, get her the nachos. She. Yeah, she got 100% Mexican in her.75 is majority white. Yeah. So we'll get the tostita salad, the enchiladas. What's the other shit there? What you like, baby?

[Bobby]

Now you're asking me.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay. Chicken.

[Drewski]

Yeah, she'd get her a chicken. I'll take the quesadilla. The tacos. What y'all say? Chicken and pollo. I know a little something. I told you. I told you. I know a little.

[Bobby]

Why don't you order?

[Drewski]

I know a little Dominican. Get some pollo and get some of this. What is it called? Mole negro.

[Bobby]

Mole negro?

[Drewski]

Yes, the negro. Yeah. I'll take the negro. Get the negro for a negro. Just give us any tortilla. She like whatever. She good.

[Bobby]

I like flat flowers.

[Drewski]

Yeah, that'd be great. Just get an assortment of different stuff.

[Bobby]

Would you like any protein on that chicken pollo? Yeah, pollo. Pollo.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I'm el pollo loco. Okay. Okay, perfect.

[Bobby]

So the nachos, the quesadilla, a tostada salad with chicken enchilada, treat with chicken pollo.

[Drewski]

Do you drink margaritas?

[Bobby]

Sure, yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah, we'll both take a margarita. Just make it as Mexican as possible. Make it as Mexican. Yeah, the paloma. Yeah, she'll take the paloma. Yeah, the same. Yeah.

[Bobby]

As Mexican as possible. What does that even mean?

[Drewski]

Yeah, well, that's. They know. She knows.

[Bobby]

She knows. There's a white margarita and a Mexican. I'm sure there is.

[Drewski]

Yeah, the people of Mexican descent, they know. She full Mexican.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, you asked her, but you don't know.

[Drewski]

That's why I say. Cause you're not full Mexican, though.

[Bobby]

I.

[Drewski]

It's because you ain't fooled. Yeah, I.

[Bobby]

You're right. I didn't ever claim to be.

[Drewski]

Yeah, just. Just let it go, man.

[Bobby]

I don't think you know that. She is. Ask her the next time she's here.

[Drewski]

She's a good woman.

[Bobby]

She might not be from Mexico at all. Do you know there's other places that she can be from and still be.

[Drewski]

You're right. She could be Dominican or Colombian.

[Bobby]

She could be so many things.

[Drewski]

No, there's only. Well, there's only two options other than Mexico.

[Bobby]

There's more than two options.

[Drewski]

It's Colombia and Dominica, Spain. Okay, I'm just.

[Bobby]

I'm just saying.

[Drewski]

So. So. So what? What was the. What. What. Why was this so quick of a situation?

[Bobby]

Wow.

[Drewski]

Let's get back into the real. Yeah, I really want to know because.

[Bobby]

What about your dating life after.

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, we can. We can.

[Bobby]

Anything. Anything that I want to talk about.

[Drewski]

Anything. Well, we'll. We'll see. Well, my team might send a cease.

[Bobby]

And desist, but we won't be following any of those. See, that's crazy. A cease and desist?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay. It was short because it just was. I don't think you ever plan on that. It just happens. Yeah.

[Drewski]

So since the last. Dude, is it just like the black guys that you enjoy? Since the marriage. Was it a marriage?

[Bobby]

Was it a marriage? Oh, look, we got ask her now.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Damn, y'all fast. What was that? Guacamole?

[Bobby]

Yes. Would you guys like everything on it?

[Drewski]

I knew something of that. Yes, please.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

I don't. I don't eat guacamole. I don't indulge in that. But yeah, she.

[Bobby]

You don't eat avocados.

[Drewski]

I don't do none of that, really. I'll try it, though, if you.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's rude not to. Are you gonna ask her? What Your question.

[Drewski]

What's the question? Are you Mexican?

[Bobby]

I am Mexican. Yes.

[Drewski]

I told. That's why I said. I told you she Mexican, man. I know my stuff, man. Like I said, I know this stuff. I knew she wasn't Dominican. I knew she wasn't Colombian. I knew it. She Mexican. You 100% Mexican.

[Bobby]

100%.

[Drewski]

100%. I told you. I told you that.

[Bobby]

You're right.

[Drewski]

I said that.

[Bobby]

He was right. He did say that. Yeah. Oh, thank you so much.

[Drewski]

Oh, thank you, sir. I wanted to bring you somewhere of your culture so it felt.

[Bobby]

Again, you say that when you had no idea until you sat down.

[Drewski]

Here, I got it for you. I'll get you something. Get you some.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. That was really rude.

[Drewski]

My bad, baby. You want me to. You could grab the chips.

[Bobby]

Thank you for letting me grab the chips. Do I want you to buy me a new dress? Yeah, my bad.

[Drewski]

I didn't. I was trying to get.

[Bobby]

Girls, have you dated in the last two years?

[Drewski]

Chips is sharp. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You'll be okay. Lex, do you want to get some water? Yeah, some water.

[Drewski]

We get a water. My chips are sharp here. These are real Mexican chips. These chips must be from Mexico. The shards of these chips are cut in the back of my throat.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[Drewski]

All right.

[Bobby]

Chips from America.

[Drewski]

Yeah. So, I mean, I've dated. You know, it's the whole dating pool nowadays. It's all online. All this.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Hoopla and all this mess. I don't, I really don't know what it's about. You know, nowadays it's like you find somebody you like, it may be love, it may not be. And then you get on the Explore page and you see a million other girls that you might be into. So it's like.

[Bobby]

Is it hard for you to.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Bobby]

Just one person. Is that the problem?

[Drewski]

It's not that. It's like the Internet starts to, to learn you. They start to understand who you are. Right.

[Bobby]

What? Your algorithm.

[Drewski]

Your algorithm. That's what it is. Girl, you smart. That's why I said you got that white in you. You got a little white. That's when you get that white. That white showing. Uh huh.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Uh huh.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you want to answer?

[Drewski]

That white showing on you. It's all over. So while that is the algorithm, the algorithm is really the main thing that like people understand. Like it starts to understand you as a person and then it starts showing you stuff that may look like the girl that you already into.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So it's a distraction. Majority of all this stuff is a distraction. Can we get a little hot sauce? Yeah, I've been a little hot sauce. 1.

[Bobby]

What do you.

[Drewski]

I don't know. Okay, I'll take it out the bottle. I get the picante. Appreciate that. Thank you.

[Bobby]

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[Drewski]

Yeah, I think. Well, nah, it's just a distraction, like I said. I'm sure you also see it on your for you page after you start dating a guy on Instagram. Instagram, it could be TikTok. It'd be whatever. You start dating somebody or you start liking the pictures they start to show you people that may look like that person.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't know if I've experienced.

[Drewski]

So it's a distraction. You got to stay off the for you pages and all the explore. You got to just stay off of this.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you stay off of them then?

[Drewski]

No, I actually, I continue to look at it, but that's the fucked up part.

[Bobby]

I think that if we got more serious that you should potentially just give me access to your social media. What's wrong with that?

[Drewski]

Nah, I ain't got no problem with that.

[Bobby]

And do you believe in sharing your login and your. Your phone and password and just everything?

[Drewski]

Yeah. No. No, I don't. I don't believe in that. I think my last girl asked for.

[Bobby]

That and you said no or you said yes and it got you in trouble.

[Drewski]

Nah, it's just no point. I don't think what that is. Oh, it just doesn't make sense.

[Bobby]

It doesn't make sense.

[Drewski]

Yeah, but I get it. But like, what do you need in that? What's the point where you're more, you.

[Bobby]

Know, holding each other accountable?

[Drewski]

Okay, so you're one of those people that like to go through phones.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Drewski]

Or you go through phones if it's.

[Bobby]

Open and it's near me. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Oh, I thought white girls be more chill. I don't be knowing.

[Bobby]

Y'all go through phones if it's open and I have. Or they're sleeping and you can.

[Drewski]

But you not aggressive. Y'all not aggressive with it.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Drewski]

Don't try to put it to my face when I'm sleep and try to smack me with it.

[Bobby]

No, I just said that I would put it to your face if you were sleeping. It depends. Am I. Am I skeptical that you might be cheating? Then, yeah, I'm gonna put it to your face while you're sleeping or.

[Drewski]

But for the most part, you more laid back. You ain't going to just be trying to always ask me, what's the past go? What's the past go?

[Bobby]

Yeah, no, I'll do that too. I'm always gonna ask you, I bet.

[Drewski]

Oh, you do that.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I think it's just being female.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Because. But only if I'm skeptical, do I think that you're cheating? Yeah, I'm gonna ask you.

[Drewski]

So tell me this. Do I look like somebody that would.

[Bobby]

Cheat if you're weird?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

If you continue.

[Drewski]

No, no, no. But I'm saying, do I currently look like somebody that would cheat if we dated right now?

[Bobby]

No.

[Drewski]

Is it because I'm fat, though? Is that the reason why? Is that. Cause you said no too quick. I kind of like when girls think that I'm doing something because it's like, oh, that means you look good, like, don't I.

[Bobby]

That's not why I just. The suit or something. Huh. I think you're.

[Drewski]

What do you mean? No? But I just didn't like the way you said no right away. It's like, that doesn't give me a good feeling. Like a. I. I don't.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry.

[Drewski]

I don't give that vibe. I don't give that vibe, though, that I'm.

[Bobby]

You just seem sweet. You're like a teddy bear. What? What's that mean?

[Drewski]

I've been getting this shit since middle school, man. I'm tired of this.

[Bobby]

What'd you say?

[Drewski]

Nah, I think. Nah, that's dope that you think that. It's whatever.

[Bobby]

Do you want me to think you would. You want me? Okay. I think you would cheat on me. I still, based on how you act about your phone, though, I. I do think that you would cheat.

[Drewski]

Okay, so now we getting into it. I think I wouldn't.

[Bobby]

You.

[Drewski]

You just said no, I definitely wouldn't. I wouldn't I wouldn't.

[Bobby]

You would never cheat.

[Drewski]

I wouldn't. If I'm honestly speaking, I 100% would not cheat. If you got fine friends, I would always be respectful with them. Why would never. Look, I. I don't reach out to other people on the Internet ever. Really? So you don't got to worry about the DMs and none of that.

[Bobby]

Okay, what if one of my friends just. You're all alone with her, she comes up to you and she's like, no one will find out.

[Drewski]

See, that's always a trap right there. They try to get you with that one.

[Bobby]

Why'd you take so long to answer?

[Drewski]

Nah, yeah, that's always a trap. I know girls do that. Girls be doing that with their sister sometimes they'll use their own blood sister to try to run that. I done had. I done had a girl in the past try to use her own blood sister just to see if you go for it. But then you go for it. You're like, oh, my God, you're weird. You dating my sister, like, oh, you was into me. That don't mean shit. You know what I'm saying? But it's a trap. I don't fall for it no more.

[Bobby]

How many times have you fallen for it?

[Drewski]

I've fallen for it damn near each time it's happened to me.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

I'm gonna tell you like this. Nah. Because. Nah. But I'm not thirsty. I'm not on that. I've never said you. I've gotten older. I'm more mature now. I'm 30.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

What the fuck is this shit, man? What do you mean? Why is every time I say some shit, it's. Oh, my God.

[Bobby]

It's just 30. No, it's okay. I actually want to date people in their 30s, so that's okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, okay, see, I see what you're doing there.

[Bobby]

What?

[Drewski]

I'm not in my 30s.

[Bobby]

Yes, you are.

[Drewski]

I just turned 30. What do I look? You say I look.

[Bobby]

You look. You're my age.

[Drewski]

What's your age?

[Bobby]

27.

[Drewski]

All right, well, that's not. I thought you're gonna say, like, 24.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I know, but I just can't believe you're 30 already. What'd you do for your birthday?

[Drewski]

Black don't crack.

[Bobby]

What'd you. What'd you do for your birthday?

[Drewski]

Black don't crack. Oh, for my birthday, we went on a trip, me and all my friends, out to Turks and Caicos.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

It was a good trip. Yeah. When did you turn 30 September 12th. I brought my family out there. My mom came. That's why I say I'm a good dude. I bring the people that I work with. My whole team came, my managers, everybody. It was a family group setting. It wasn't all that hoopla and all that stuff you see on TV and TMZ and all that stuff. Don't worry about that stuff. Right. No.

[Bobby]

Cheers. Do you like this?

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's good.

[Bobby]

I.

[Drewski]

Cheers. What do we. Cheers. You have to cheers to something and it's only good luck. You have to look each other in the eyes when you do it just, you know, it could be a life goal. It could be a change of life for you.

[Bobby]

Okay. Cheers to the first of many dates. What's wrong with that?

[Drewski]

New beginnings. I like that.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

You got it. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Maybe next time don't ask for it to be like extra Mexican.

[Drewski]

You already dropping your.

[Bobby]

Oh my.

[Drewski]

No, it just took the first drink though. Come on, man. It's. I get it. But you know, I. I'm a good looking guy, but. Yeah, don't.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what.

[Drewski]

I'm not into that. I'm not into first date. I don't indulge. I don't do any of that. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Drewski]

You keep the clothes on.

[Bobby]

Yeah, always.

[Drewski]

Straight up. Straight up and down. I understand that you, you know, you're trying to come out your stuff. Not at the table. That's not me. I'm not that guy.

[Bobby]

Did you listen to my one on one in the room for your show?

[Drewski]

Oh, no, I haven't listened to it yet. I saw some parts that you've had. I think you said something about being attracted to me, which is why I set up the date.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but I also said that I was never. I was never wanted to have sex with you.

[Drewski]

Oh, you said that?

[Bobby]

Yeah. So don't think.

[Drewski]

I think my editor edited that out.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Drewski]

Yeah, he edited that out. I didn't know you felt that way.

[Bobby]

Well, I just said we didn't have to do that.

[Drewski]

But that was then. That's girl, that's the past. I done made decisions after the fact all the time. Okay, you can have a change of mind.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'll have a change of mind over that. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. It'd probably change your mind.

[Bobby]

Solibant. For the rest of my life.

[Drewski]

Are you really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Thanks. For you.

[Drewski]

It feels like every girl I finally get to is like there's always.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry.

[Drewski]

I'm always the last one that they want to change mind of. It Now I'm the guy you want to fall in love with. You know, I'm sick of this shit, man.

[Bobby]

But now you're in your 30s. You don't think that it's time.

[Drewski]

Not in my. I just turned 30, man.

[Bobby]

What do you think that makes you. You're not in your 20s.

[Drewski]

I'm tired of you saying in my 30s. In your 30s, like 31, 32, 33, 34. I just turned 30. I think I'm just 30.

[Bobby]

By definition, you are in your 30s.

[Drewski]

If you say, I guess, but I'm just 30.

[Bobby]

What are you looking for in a partner?

[Drewski]

Good question.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You know, with me, I usually look for somebody who can make me laugh.

[Bobby]

I haven't done that at all.

[Drewski]

No. I mean, no. You're funny, though. You know, I usually look for somebody that can make me laugh. I usually look for somebody who's very attractive, who understands my lifestyle.

[Bobby]

What's. What is that that they have to understand?

[Drewski]

Well, you know that I'm always traveling. You know, I have stuff to do on the road all the time. Communication is key.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

So I think that's a big thing for me. You've got to be cool with a lot of stuff that may not be. You know, some girls don't understand the celebrity lifestyle. Oh, yes. Oh, the celebrity lifestyle. I'm a celebrity.

[Bobby]

You know, sometimes I've never heard a celebrity.

[Drewski]

No, I'm not saying no, I'm saying some girls don't understand the celebrity lifestyle.

[Bobby]

That feels like you're implying you're a celebrity.

[Drewski]

No, I'm. I'm a humble guy. I'm down to earth.

[Bobby]

I don't think you called yourself a celebrity. I'm just saying it's okay.

[Drewski]

I'm just saying that some girls don't understand that. Right?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

And sometimes you have to bring them into your world and let them know, like, I'm not the guy that can text you all day long. I'm not the guy.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Drewski]

Just because it's like, I may not have the time. I may not have the energy.

[Bobby]

You can make the time and energy.

[Drewski]

No, you can. But I might not always just be there. You know, there's guys out there that may have the time to do it.

[Bobby]

But that's not you.

[Drewski]

When we spend time, it will be spent correctly.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

You know what I mean? And I think when some girls understand that, some girls don't. And it's hard to try to make that a thing that you can understand. But you obviously, you know, being somebody who's also in the Spotlight. You understand? You. I think we would be able to figure it out, right?

[Bobby]

I think so. What would you do with me on your second date?

[Drewski]

Second date? See, first date. I always like to do something simple to see if they cool with just doing something regular. Because if you can't do nothing regular and you already think that we about to do something expensive.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Drewski]

You ain't the one for me yeah. You a gold digger.

[Bobby]

Yep.

[Drewski]

You a gold digger.

[Bobby]

I bought your plane ticket here, so you should know that I'm not a gold digger.

[Drewski]

We gonna get into technicals. Yeah. What the fuck, man? What are you. Why are you saying that on camera?

[Bobby]

Just so you know, I'm not a. A gold digger. I'm here for the right reasons.

[Drewski]

People think I'm a celebrity. You can't tell them that you bought my plane ticket.

[Bobby]

Okay, we'll cut it out.

[Drewski]

We'll cut that out.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Consider it gone.

[Drewski]

Took a jet here. And he did.

[Bobby]

He took a jet here. It was very expensive.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the next. I think the next place I would take you, honestly, would be something adventurous. So now it's not just about. I pride myself on doing. Now you gotta be able to have fun. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

First time, See if you're a gold digger, see what you went to. If you mad about where I took you, we ain't going on a second date. Second date now is adventurous. We get into the stuff. Now we spending a little bit of money. I may take you to go pet monkeys. You know what I'm saying? That could be a place I take you just because. Just to see how you feel around animals.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Drewski]

You look like Donna.

[Bobby]

It's just random.

[Drewski]

No, I mean, people love pets.

[Bobby]

Yeah, right.

[Drewski]

You may not. Are you a pet person?

[Bobby]

My sister has three dogs.

[Drewski]

Okay. See? All right.

[Bobby]

What's wrong with that? Lexi, can we get another.

[Drewski]

It's just the look you had when I said, go pet monkeys.

[Bobby]

You know? I wasn't sure what look to make when you said that because I felt like you were doing something with that.

[Drewski]

No, I. I had no intentions to go that route. No, it's not like you. You're. You.

[Bobby]

You have every intention of doing that all the time.

[Drewski]

I would definitely take you to a safari and do, like, something with, like, pet monkeys.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah. And that. There's no pun intended there at all.

[Bobby]

Okay. Yeah. I feel like for our second date, I've seen you on jet skis. I think we should do something like that.

[Drewski]

Oh, yeah. Take you on a yacht.

[Bobby]

We don't even have to do a yacht. I've never been on a yacht.

[Drewski]

Well, without everybody else involved, you know, just us, too.

[Bobby]

Everybody else involved. Who would be involved in that?

[Drewski]

You know, usually when guys get yachts and stuff, celebrity lifestyle is to get a bunch of girls and.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drewski]

Booze and, you know.

[Bobby]

Have you done that?

[Drewski]

No, I've never done it. Like I said, that's a celebrity thing.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And you did call yourself a celebrity.

[Drewski]

Like, I wouldn't call them. I was just saying the lifestyle of a celebrity, you know, people use.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah. I'm happy you don't think of yourself as long as. That's sweet. Yeah.

[Drewski]

Do you like guacamole? Is that not you?

[Bobby]

Well, you didn't ask anything about me or anything I like.

[Drewski]

Okay. Yeah. I think now. Now it's time for me to ask you stuff.

[Bobby]

Where I have just been hearing your voice.

[Drewski]

Is your.

[Bobby]

Yeah, good.

[Drewski]

All right. So what exactly is your type? That's a great question to ask.

[Bobby]

I've never been asked that before. I get asked a lot every. Every single time I sit down with someone. So, anyway, just someone who was kind. Check. You checked it?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Someone who was. Funny. Another one. I'm taller than me. How tall are you?

[Drewski]

Six four.

[Bobby]

Are you actually.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I just went to the doctor, checked it.

[Bobby]

I would have believed that until you just said that.

[Drewski]

No, no, I actually have. Hey, how tall am I? Bro?

[Bobby]

He's gonna say that.

[Drewski]

Six four.

[Bobby]

No.

[Drewski]

Oh, he's locked up. Six four. Six four.

[Bobby]

He's not.

[Drewski]

I'm. I'm six four. I swear to God. People know. Everybody knows around here. Yeah, I'm. I'm a tall guy. I'm naturally a tall guy.

[Bobby]

I honestly would have believed that. But you're, like, doing so much to sit here and.

[Drewski]

No, I'm. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I mean, do you wanna.

[Drewski]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Let's just see.

[Drewski]

I have, like, naturally tall guy. I hover over people all the time.

[Bobby]

This wasn't.

[Drewski]

She's got heels on. Six four.

[Bobby]

Lexi, will you Google it? Is he six four?

[Drewski]

I'm six four.

[Bobby]

Let me know. You can sit down if you want.

[Drewski]

Tall. Dude. Bro.

[Bobby]

You sit down.

[Drewski]

What up? Nah.

[Bobby]

Somebody you saw someone you knew in here with the. Nobody that's sitting in here? Yeah, there's one of. Yeah, there's no one over there. Yeah.

[Drewski]

But. Yeah. Nah, I think. What are the other requirements?

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Ethnicity check.

[Bobby]

Check. I need anyone. I don't have.

[Drewski]

You don't discriminate.

[Bobby]

Yeah, no. Anyone?

[Drewski]

So you've dated white, You've dated Mexican already?

[Bobby]

No.

[Drewski]

You've dated black for sure. We knew that.

[Bobby]

Next. Oh, she won't tell me out loud how tall you are, but she'll send me a text. Okay, you're not six four.

[Drewski]

What? What did it say? What came up on the Google? 6:2. Who put that? That's Wikipedia. That's all. That's.

[Bobby]

It's not Wikipedia.

[Drewski]

That's.

[Bobby]

I am.

[Drewski]

He just confirmed it. That's something that they did. They did that when I was in high school. Oh, yeah, they did that when I was in high school.

[Bobby]

It's just weird because you didn't feel like you were towering over me.

[Drewski]

I went to puberty after high school. That's cool.

[Bobby]

That happens.

[Drewski]

I've heard that whole Google is. They got to update that. Damn. Hey, could you tell the. The Wikipedia team they got to update the height on that and the weight, too.

[Bobby]

What is six, two and a half?

[Drewski]

It say six, two and a half. Okay. See, that's. Yeah.

[Bobby]

And the weight. What's the weight say?

[Drewski]

Oh, well, that's. Don't worry about that. We on.

[Bobby]

I'm not worried. You just do seem worried.

[Drewski]

No, I'm not.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. Let's just get the guacamole out of here. She didn't like that. You like that, Baba?

[Bobby]

What did you just call me?

[Drewski]

Yeah, what's. Oh, yeah. What's the black stuff on this?

[Bobby]

That would be the black mole.

[Drewski]

Oh, that's the black. Yeah, let's get her something she could chew on.

[Bobby]

Yeah, what. What nickname did you just call me?

[Drewski]

I didn't call you no nickname.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you did.

[Drewski]

Oh, Baba. That's something. Which one do you want? Which one you want to try first?

[Bobby]

Well, I've been here a hundred times and I've never had any of these things.

[Drewski]

Oh, you've been here?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Girl, you ain't tell me you knew this spot. I thought I was putting you on or something. You had these right here.

[Bobby]

Well, I didn't want to make you, so. My favorite thing you didn't ask for. And you also didn't let me order.

[Drewski]

Did you have these right here?

[Bobby]

No, I've never had any of them.

[Drewski]

Yeah, just try to just. Oh, I got you. Don't worry about it.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

You take a bite.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

Oh, you took it. Yeah, put it. Put it. Get the chicken.

[Bobby]

No, it's okay. There you go. Wow. Do you like feeding all of your deets on their first one?

[Drewski]

I mean, I just was trying to get you to.

[Bobby]

You're just trying to.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I just Want you to try everything.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Here, let me help you out.

[Drewski]

Yeah, get me one of them. Okay.

[Bobby]

Okay, that's good. Take the bite.

[Drewski]

Nah, that's good, baby. Appreciate that.

[Bobby]

You're welcome. Here's my solid cheese.

[Drewski]

Is that just raw cheese? We asked for a quesadilla with chicken.

[Bobby]

No, you didn't. You didn't. That's what you ordered right there. So I'm like, I want you to eat that.

[Drewski]

There's chewy.

[Bobby]

What do you think cheese is?

[Drewski]

But the cheese here is like bubble gum a little bit.

[Bobby]

Okay. Insult the restaurant that's so kindly letting us use their spot.

[Drewski]

This might not be real Mexican. Is this queso? Is the cheese queso? Ok, so can we get this? I want it kind of like the. The quesadilla with the chicken. The chicken? Yeah, the chicken quesadilla. My bad.

[Bobby]

Do you know what's crazy? Anytime I go out to eat, I don't think I've ever sent anything back ever.

[Drewski]

Yeah, why. Why is that?

[Bobby]

I just eat whatever I get. Would you consider yourself a little.

[Drewski]

See, that's why I with you. You know, you ain't too. You ain't complaining about too much. And. And I understand that becoming of your culture. No, I'm not making it a race thing. Not at all. I said of your culture. Like, that's good that you aren't, you know, complaining. Because off rip, if I see a girl. That's why I bring them to restaurants.

[Bobby]

You know, you gotta see how they.

[Drewski]

Yeah. See how they react to.

[Bobby]

And why do you complain so much?

[Drewski]

No, I don't be complaining. It just be like you just complain.

[Bobby]

A hundred times in a row.

[Drewski]

No, no, no. That's. That's. I just gotta make sure. Because I asked for chicken. I said pollock. You heard when I said pollo.

[Bobby]

There's. What do you think that is?

[Drewski]

No, but I said it all. The quesadilla. They. Some of them don't understand English. Well, I know you don't know this, but when you come to some of these restaurants. Yeah, they're authentic. They only hire people that speak their language.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Drewski]

I'm trying to put you on to this type of stuff that I know.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's. She didn't come across as someone who doesn't know.

[Drewski]

No, she don't speak English. Well, I told you, she 100 Mexican.

[Bobby]

Ask her where she was born.

[Drewski]

She was. Was that girl born in Mexico? She was born in Mexico. Say you said she was born in Mexico. Okay, like I said, I told you.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you're gonna ask her when she gets back.

[Drewski]

I'll ask her when she get back. But her co workers know she don't speak English. Well, look at her.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Drewski]

Not. It's not a racist. I'm not saying that. I'm saying it's obvious that she couldn't. I. I said pollo. Yeah, she didn't understand what I was saying when I said puyo.

[Bobby]

I feel like on a first date, you have a lot of requirements for the female, but what standard do you hold yourself to.

[Drewski]

Cooking Good mo. I asked for. I asked her for some hot sauce. She ain't never been.

[Bobby]

Okay, can you stop complaining?

[Drewski]

Right?

[Bobby]

Eat your food. Enjoy it. What I look for in a guy is someone who doesn't complain, someone who goes with the flow.

[Drewski]

You're right. I'm gonna go with the flow.

[Bobby]

Dude, I can't talk.

[Drewski]

I'm cool as fuck.

[Bobby]

You got some food in your. In your beard.

[Drewski]

Oh, you get that for me? Go ahead and get it. Get it with the mother figure.

[Bobby]

There you go.

[Drewski]

It's going.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You sure?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I had a big beard.

[Bobby]

Would you. Have you ever shaved it off before?

[Drewski]

Yeah, when I was in high school, I. I was straight bare face. I had a little goatee. I had a little. Little chin line, little joint.

[Bobby]

That's. Do you know that your name isn't actually Drew Ski?

[Drewski]

Yeah, my name is Drew, but it's spelled differently. It's D R, E, W, My government.

[Bobby]

How else would that be spelled?

[Drewski]

Some people be believing. You know, there's a Drew Holiday in the NBA. His name spelled J, R, U. Well, that's black. That's the black way of spelling it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

I was born in the suburbs, so my name is D R, E, W. Okay.

[Bobby]

I was. Yeah, I noticed that when I got shot.

[Drewski]

Yeah, he had the black way of doing it when I got shot, which is so far fescuous. Why would you put a J in it? Right?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's chicken.

[Drewski]

Good. You want to try some of this black chicken? It's blackened chicken.

[Bobby]

That's okay.

[Drewski]

Get you some of this with the rice right here, huh?

[Bobby]

I'm okay.

[Drewski]

Huh? Come on.

[Bobby]

No, no, no.

[Drewski]

Get you some of that with the rice. You gotta put it. You gotta eat it with me.

[Bobby]

I'm making a phone call over here. They hung up. Yeah.

[Drewski]

You allergic?

[Bobby]

I'm allergic to being fed.

[Drewski]

Are you allergic to that?

[Bobby]

To being fed food? Yeah.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah. It does feel like it's an allergy. It does feel like it's weird.

[Drewski]

It's good, though. Yeah, if you want to try it. Why are you eating yours? Like, I think that's a salad. You're not supposed to eat the salad with, like.

[Bobby]

You got a tostada. I'm not supposed to stay at the side.

[Drewski]

Yeah, it's just. All right. You know about enchiladas.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Drewski]

Girl, you a little enchilada fine ass. Let me get some of this right here.

[Bobby]

That is what. What are you doing to it? There's a heart on top.

[Drewski]

No, that's guacamole. I'm allergic to that.

[Bobby]

There was a heart on top.

[Drewski]

I don't eat none of that. Right there. I don't be doing that.

[Bobby]

What should we do for Valentine's Day? What do you. Why do you cough so much?

[Drewski]

You know, with all this Mexican food, they be putting a lot of tortilla chips and shit.

[Bobby]

Number four of what I look for in a guy is not putting. Disgusting.

[Drewski]

They'd be putting all type of tortilla chips and stuff that don't even need to be. I think they put the tortilla chips in the chicken.

[Bobby]

And then you wonder why people go celibate before you. Yeah, right at you. And you sit here doing that.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You're using the tablecloth to clean your.

[Drewski]

God forbid I try to save my own life. You're not helping me.

[Bobby]

What am I gonna do? Maybe chew your food. How about that? Try that.

[Drewski]

My bad.

[Bobby]

Mama tried not just scarfing.

[Drewski]

Let's get back into the Valentine's Day stuff. What was the question?

[Bobby]

What are we doing?

[Drewski]

Can I get a napkin?

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Hey, y'all. I'm Mal and I am a Texas raised lesbian. It took me 28 years to come out of the closet, and once I did, I had so many questions. How do I flirt with women? Am I the one that needs to initiate sex? Why did it take me so long to figure out that I'm gay? And my video podcast Made it Out is my journey to answering all of these questions and so many more that have come up since. Every Tuesday, I sit down with a different queer woman to deep dive into their lived experience and mine. And together, we share the highs, the lows, occasionally the same ex. Join us every Tuesday on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts. As we all get closer to learning more about ourselves and each other. Hello, I'm Heather McDonald, standup comic and pop culture expert and the host of my podcast, Juicy Scoop. If you're obsessed with Hollywood romances, reality TV drama on and off camera, and celebrity Gossip. This is the show for you. In each episode, I dive into the juiciest, most salacious and controversial pop culture culture stories of the moment, and I give my opinion in the most comedic way. It's based on my own Hollywood experiences working on television shows, and, of course, my own experiences with the actual stars themselves. You're also going to hear from a range of guests, from actors to comics to reality stars like Countess Luann from New York Housewives or Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. And now the Valley. So if you want the scoop on the hottest gossip, you've come to the right place. Tune in to Juicy Scoop wherever you get your podcasts. You'll thank me later.

[Drewski]

This stuff good, but I need a little. I appreciate that.

[Bobby]

It's on your face now. There you go. You got it. Do you think that we could try a game?

[Drewski]

Yeah, let's try.

[Bobby]

Let's try to go like the last five minutes without you complaining.

[Drewski]

All right. Yeah, I see what you're doing there.

[Bobby]

It just feels like you have a lot of.

[Drewski]

Okay, see, now you. It sounds like you're just against everything that I do. Can I be myself? I thought you said you like. You said you like kind, funny guys.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but just. If you don't.

[Drewski]

Just don't eat that way. It's a certain way.

[Bobby]

No, no, no. It's complaining about what you're eating.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. Just eat it.

[Bobby]

Just eat it and enjoy it.

[Drewski]

You're right. No, I'm enjoying it. So what we doing for. Not Thanksgiving. What we doing for February 14th, Valentine's Day? I probably say, you know, my usual. Just take it to the hotel, put the little flower petals down and beat that. That's my usual. I ain't gonna do that with you. With you. I'm gonna try to do something different. Take you down to, like, Toka Madera or something.

[Bobby]

You didn't get to know me at all.

[Drewski]

My usual. I'm just telling you what my usual was.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's.

[Drewski]

I put a little roll pedal in the hotel room, and then everybody on.

[Bobby]

A second date with someone.

[Drewski]

You would do that at my usual.

[Bobby]

Wild.

[Drewski]

I'm telling you, I ain't doing that no more. Appreciate that.

[Bobby]

Just got some tortillas.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. Yeah, she wanted some of those right there. Yeah. Is there a way we could. We try to get her? I think she probably want dessert.

[Bobby]

Dessert? Would you like to see with dessert?

[Drewski]

Nah, just give us your best. Whatever you got. Give us your best.

[Bobby]

Why are you looking at her like that?

[Drewski]

No, they. They be you Know here they best is like, some of the best dessert that they got. That's why I came to the spot. They got the best dessert, so I'm just telling her what it is.

[Bobby]

You're gonna. You're telling them what?

[Drewski]

So you're not cool with doing, like, a hotel room type vibe?

[Bobby]

I'm okay.

[Drewski]

You ain't never did the real roll spinner?

[Bobby]

No. Let's just get two separate rooms at a hotel.

[Drewski]

Two separate room. Oh, God damn. Hey, can I need the bill? Y'all could cancel the. The dessert thing. I'm. I'm good on that.

[Bobby]

Can you. Do you need help?

[Drewski]

Two separate. Why you go. Why you gotta do two separate rooms?

[Bobby]

Maybe that'd be our second date. And that's actually crazy of you.

[Drewski]

Why does this keep happening?

[Bobby]

You got some guac on your weight.

[Drewski]

Where? Oh, yeah. Get that for me, mama.

[Bobby]

Oh, no, it's. It's stained. I'm sorry.

[Drewski]

You rubbing in more. My bad. I know. This is our first date.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You know that to get ready for a date. I got my nails done yesterday.

[Drewski]

I. Yeah, my bad. I wanted to make this a dress. I usually do, like a buffet style.

[Bobby]

Yes. What's happening?

[Drewski]

You order just too much. Just too.

[Bobby]

You didn't let me order it for myself, and I feel like that was where you went wrong.

[Drewski]

I thought you like a dude to take charge. Some girls be liking that.

[Bobby]

You didn't ask if I liked a guy that did that. You actually didn't ask me anything.

[Drewski]

Well, some girls appreciate a dude that could.

[Bobby]

Okay, like an order for them.

[Drewski]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

What type of girl are you?

[Bobby]

Um, well, I like to order for myself. Yeah, I don't. Maybe my.

[Drewski]

Tell me more. Tell me more.

[Bobby]

I don't like sounds like that.

[Drewski]

My bad. Yeah, you know, like I said, they be putting a bunch of tortilla and everything. Tell me more. Scoot up.

[Bobby]

I can't because you're making so many sounds.

[Drewski]

No, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry.

[Bobby]

Awful to hear.

[Drewski]

Yeah. What else do you like?

[Bobby]

I told you that I don't eat dairy. And then you proceeded to get me the cheesiest stuff here.

[Drewski]

Oh, that's what it was.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

See, I gotta start paying closer attention.

[Bobby]

Do you see all the acne on my face?

[Drewski]

Mm.

[Bobby]

Do you see it?

[Drewski]

No. You actually look very good. It doesn't show.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Drewski]

Now, when I first met you, you had a bunch of bumps. You did have a bunch of bumps when I first met you. But now you're good. You've been doing something.

[Bobby]

You remember that?

[Drewski]

I was with my ex around that time. But yeah, I remember that you had a.

[Bobby]

Remember when you first met me?

[Drewski]

Yeah, we was at the F1 suite. It's not.

[Bobby]

You're so nice. Yeah, I could say.

[Drewski]

But no, I'm saying a lot has changed.

[Bobby]

Well, what I was gonna say is that I break out really bad when I have any sort of dairy. So all of this is from having dairy.

[Drewski]

So what, you eat dairy if you know you're not supposed to?

[Bobby]

Because sometimes I want to just try it and then see if my skin will. And then I break out everywhere.

[Drewski]

But you look good right now. You ain't been eating.

[Bobby]

I got a facial yesterday.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah, so I did that for you to make sure my skin looked okay.

[Drewski]

No, it looked good. Just that time, you definitely. You probably drink a milk and tequila the way that's good. Look, girl, that shit was fucked up.

[Bobby]

Oh my God, do you say that to everyone?

[Drewski]

No, I'm just saying it was at the time.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

But you, you done got fine over the. Over the couple months that I've known you. When I met you, you was kind of. I wouldn't. I wouldn't touch it with a yardstick. But now you somewhat find. You find shit. Yeah, you find shit a little bit. But before, no, it's just like. You know, people just go into these phases of life. You had to grow up, you had to come into yourself.

[Bobby]

On a scale from 1 to 10, what would you rate yourself?

[Drewski]

Oh, yeah, I probably just.

[Bobby]

Cause you have so much to say. I just want to know what you.

[Drewski]

Are we involved in like dick size and all that.

[Bobby]

I don't want to know about that. I don't want to just.

[Drewski]

Okay, on a scale one to ten without dick's eyes. Okay. Without dick's eye, I'd probably say 7.58. A strong 8 on a good day.

[Bobby]

And what makes a good day for you?

[Drewski]

Well, it depend on how that sun hitting. Like I said right now, this light, this. I'm about a little 8.8.6, 8.7. It's interesting what you would say. You will rate yourself. Honestly, truthfully, now, not before then. Before then, girl, you. You wasn't shit. A couple months ago, you 100%. You wasn't shit. But now what would you rate yourself now?

[Bobby]

What you're gonna. What happens when you date someone in the house?

[Drewski]

No, I'm just saying. No, I'm not tearing you down. I'm just saying.

[Bobby]

You know what? You cut me off Too much and I'm tired of it. I let you for the first little bit, but I'm done. I would rate myself genuinely, like a six and a half. I think that's pretty accurate.

[Drewski]

But I wouldn't even have went there with it.

[Bobby]

You.

[Drewski]

Yeah, you. Like I said, you fine shit now. Yeah, you definitely you. You. You some fine shit for sure. I think you had a point to where I think I would definitely take interest. And I. And after this date, I want to continue.

[Bobby]

Do you.

[Drewski]

To see you again. Yeah. Why you got to take a shot at the prom like that?

[Bobby]

I didn't do it.

[Drewski]

Don't you know what I'm saying? You said it like it was a goal.

[Bobby]

Cuz you do a lot of stuff that I don't comment on, but you feel the need to comment on anything.

[Drewski]

I do.

[Bobby]

So.

[Drewski]

This feels like an interrogation.

[Bobby]

Tastes really good. So I'm. It's not an interrogation. I just think that it's important to set expectations in the first date. And I.

[Drewski]

You're right. You're right. I've been wilding. I'm tripping.

[Bobby]

And you.

[Drewski]

Dessert should come. And we should honestly clear off the table. Let's just act like, you know, none of this stuff has happened.

[Bobby]

So there's your chicken quesadilla.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I ain't hungry no more. I had enough, I think so.

[Bobby]

Wasteful. Yeah, eat it.

[Drewski]

The nachos was good, though. I'll tan the nachos. You should have tried some of this blackened chicken. I don't think there's no milk in that.

[Bobby]

That's mole.

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, that. Oh, you know about that?

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen it in my life.

[Drewski]

Yeah. So is it your mom Mexican or your dad? Which one? Oh, your mom.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Of Hispanic descent.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Mm. So she spoke to you and.

[Bobby]

No, my grandma never taught her. Or my grandpa.

[Drewski]

Oh, what y'all call grandparents over there on that side?

[Bobby]

Grandma and grandpa.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. I had to make sure. Cause I know they be saying different stuff, like, papi. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

No, not. I didn't do that. No. Didn't call them that.

[Drewski]

Oh, y'all don't be doing that. Call my grandpa Poppy, Grandmammy, Grandpapi.

[Bobby]

How many siblings do you have?

[Drewski]

Oh, sorry. I have two siblings, an older brother and a younger sister. I'm a middle child.

[Bobby]

I can tell.

[Drewski]

Yeah. I'm a people pleaser. I can't tell a woman pleaser at.

[Bobby]

Night, and I don't wanna know about that ever in my life.

[Drewski]

Got you celibate, Drewski.

[Bobby]

I Don't know if there's gonna be another date.

[Drewski]

You not. I thought you was. We still got the dessert.

[Bobby]

You didn't get to know me at all.

[Drewski]

I thought we. What you want me to ask? God damn this shit be too. See, girls be wanting you to read their mind. Man. I don't know.

[Bobby]

I don't want you to read my mind. Actually. I want you to do the opposite.

[Drewski]

Okay. What's your shoe size?

[Bobby]

That's what you think of what if.

[Drewski]

I want to buy you a gift? That's why I said you don't know. Okay, I'm thinking ahead of time. You thinking in the now A six.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Okay. You size six and women are kids.

[Bobby]

The women.

[Drewski]

The women. Okay.

[Bobby]

What's your shoes?

[Drewski]

No. Some people be wearing kids sizes. I don't be knowing. I'm a 12. And men 12. 12 and a half sometimes.

[Bobby]

Why'd your voice change when you said that?

[Drewski]

What you mean I'm a 12 deep. Straight up. Straight up and down. I'm a 12 in men's.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

I'm a man. I'm a man. Grown man. Grown man.

[Bobby]

Are you insecure about your.

[Drewski]

Nah, it's my foot size.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

You know what they say.

[Bobby]

Mm, mm. I don't wanna know. I don't know.

[Drewski]

That's just what I. Just letting you know what they say.

[Bobby]

Uh huh.

[Drewski]

That's what they say. I ain't elaborate on it. I ain't gonna go too much into it.

[Bobby]

Peter. Literally Maybe a size 8. Maybe an 8.

[Drewski]

That's a whole 12 foot right there.

[Bobby]

Okay, get your foot off me.

[Drewski]

It's 12 and a half.

[Bobby]

Is that it's maybe an eight. Just letting you know your tag is sticking out.

[Drewski]

No, it's.

[Bobby]

It literally says you're a size 8.

[Drewski]

Nah, let's move on. It's okay.

[Bobby]

I don't think you should be embarrassing.

[Drewski]

So let me. You're right. I need to ask you more about you and who you are as a person.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Have you ever dated a fat dude?

[Bobby]

No.

[Drewski]

You don't know about us?

[Bobby]

Then would you consider yourself that.

[Drewski]

You don't know about us?

[Bobby]

Answer my question.

[Drewski]

You don't know about us, huh?

[Bobby]

What's there to know?

[Drewski]

You don't know about us, huh?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Drewski]

Well, just know. Fat dudes, they do it best, man. You know, people don't know all the time. Everybody got these assumptions of all this other stuff. But they don't know the real side of it. But you don't know it till you live it. You know, it's girls out there say all type of stuff. They like fat niggas, put the eating cheat and all this stuff. That's not true. That's not true.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

That's not true.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

How do you feel about fat dudes?

[Bobby]

I don't have any thoughts.

[Drewski]

No thoughts on that?

[Bobby]

Not one.

[Drewski]

Are you attracted to oversized people?

[Bobby]

I think you're cute.

[Drewski]

Okay. Yeah, we good. We getting somewhere? We getting somewhere. All right.

[Bobby]

I said that during my interview.

[Drewski]

Oh, you said that?

[Bobby]

Yeah, for your thing.

[Drewski]

I just don't be knowing how you feel. You like to mask your feelings a little bit.

[Bobby]

Do I?

[Drewski]

Yeah, a little bit. Like you kind of have like a. Like a shield up a little bit sometimes. Do I like you one of those girls? You won't know if you. You like a dude or not or kind of. Yeah, I won't be knowing how.

[Bobby]

Do you need to wear glasses or do you wear them first?

[Drewski]

Nah, these. These chrome heart thousand dollar glasses. Multi thousand dollars.

[Bobby]

Multi thousand dollars? Yeah.

[Drewski]

Multi thousand.

[Bobby]

Why did you tell me that?

[Drewski]

I don't need them. It's just for the. For the look.

[Bobby]

What about your necklaces?

[Drewski]

Oh, these? 50 ball. 50,000. 40,000. Quarter pointer. Stack them up. Probably 100,000, six figures.

[Bobby]

Would you get my name tattooed on you?

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, I probably. Well, you look back like that, that's that 50% Mexican descent. That's that 50% in you. That's that 50%. I told you. I knew you had it in you. You see how you look back? I knew it. Look, Paula, Sia. I like your Mexican ass. Yeah, I can dig a Mexican man. I dig it.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Drewski]

Y'all coming. Y'all good? Both of y'all. Y'all good. Just clear it out. No, no, no. Y'all good. Come on. What's your name? Christian. Christian? Yeah. You pronounce it Christian? Christian?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Drewski]

Yeah. What was funny about that?

[Bobby]

What is wrong with you?

[Drewski]

My bad.

[Bobby]

Pronounced it for you. Why'd you ask him how he pronounced it?

[Drewski]

Thank you, my man. What's your name? Jason. Jason. I wasn't expecting that. Jason. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

[Bobby]

Do you feel like you can get away with saying things?

[Drewski]

No, I. I'm not. No, I don't. I honestly, I'm just trying to respect their culture, so it's something I do when I'm. I'm. Yeah, I'm 100. Trying to respect the culture. That's why I don't. I don't. I honestly, I don't look at myself as somebody that would come off as disrespectful.

[Bobby]

I Didn't I say that?

[Drewski]

Yeah, no, I just wanna. I wanna see what. When I go to places, I try to adapt and live in them. You know what I'm saying? So, like when you told me you had 25 or 50%. What is it, Mexican?

[Bobby]

Yeah, right.

[Drewski]

I try to. I try to become and adapt to your world. I try to speak in that tone.

[Bobby]

Speak English?

[Drewski]

Yeah, Like I wanna. I wanna pronounce everything right so it's not coming off like that.

[Bobby]

I think I just wanna. You were just like. I didn't expect that.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I just.

[Bobby]

What did you want his name to be?

[Drewski]

No, I didn't expect Jason. I'll tell you that. I wasn't expecting Jason from that guy or Christian. I was like, Christian. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah, just like you. I didn't think your name would be Bobby.

[Bobby]

I have a white parent who named me bot.

[Drewski]

I know, but it's a dude name. I just didn't. There's not many girls named Bobby.

[Bobby]

I don't like my name.

[Drewski]

No, actually it's dope because you have a signature name that no other woman in show business has right now.

[Bobby]

It's true.

[Drewski]

So that makes you, you know, in your own space.

[Bobby]

That's a good way to look at it. I hated my dad. He named me after a cheerleader that he thought was hot in high school. It's crazy.

[Drewski]

His personal high school is not even like no TV shit.

[Bobby]

No, in his actual high school, he had a crush on a girl.

[Drewski]

Was it the girl that he got pregnant? Your mom?

[Bobby]

No, no. And he told my mom. That's.

[Drewski]

Nah, that's disrespectful though.

[Bobby]

They're divorced.

[Drewski]

They're divorced.

[Bobby]

Probably because of my name.

[Drewski]

So how do you feel like living in a single parent home changed your life?

[Bobby]

Well, my kids live in. I didn't really live in one because my parents were divorced, but they lived in the same house for.

[Drewski]

That's. Nah, that's weird. That's fucking weird.

[Bobby]

It is very weird. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

[Drewski]

Yes, ma'am. Gracias, gracioso.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I love how friendly you are to everyone and how you.

[Drewski]

I try to. Like I said, I try to adapt their culture and live in that. With. Amongst me.

[Bobby]

Definitely noticeable.

[Drewski]

You know, I also was in a single parent home for a while. For a while after middle school, my parents divorced.

[Bobby]

I'm so sorry. I don't know. Someday people are gonna tell my kids, I'm so sorry your parents got divorced. It's crazy.

[Drewski]

Whatever. Not Tripping.

[Bobby]

Are you sad about that?

[Drewski]

You did divorce. You divorced early though. They won't know.

[Bobby]

They don't know.

[Drewski]

They won't know. They don't know. They don't know. They'll probably think whoever is their dad is in the house, whoever there, they call them daddy regardless.

[Bobby]

They call their dad daddy because they see him all the time.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't know that that's going to change.

[Drewski]

Yeah, like I said, I'm not trying to offend you. I'm just saying I also was in a single parent home. I understand what you go through.

[Bobby]

What was it like for you?

[Drewski]

It was hard, man. You know, just the dating life. Seeing your mom date and, you know, being there, all that stuff.

[Bobby]

It's like, how old are you?

[Drewski]

It's 14.

[Bobby]

That is weird. How old is your mom?

[Drewski]

She's 60. Yeah. What the was that about?

[Bobby]

No, I'm getting to know you.

[Drewski]

How old is your mom?

[Bobby]

She's 65.

[Drewski]

God damn. Now that's. She's old. Once you get past that threshold. Now that's old. My mom being 60, that's cool. Yeah, but your dad's what, 75? Ah, he's a creep a little bit. 10 years.

[Bobby]

12.

[Drewski]

12?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Damn.

[Bobby]

I guess I got my mom, so he's 70. She's not 65. He's. She's 12 years younger than 75.

[Drewski]

God damn. Nah, that's fucked up, man. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

[Bobby]

Well, they were old when they met.

[Drewski]

Oh, they were older.

[Bobby]

Yeah. My mom had me when she was like 40.

[Drewski]

Damn. So you. You got an old. You came out of old coochie. You got an old soul.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Drewski]

You one of them old souls. But I like that. Cause I think with you, you give that vibe of like. You see how you look at me right there?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You know, it's like you reading me?

[Bobby]

I always am. Yeah. Do you wanna have a sip of that?

[Drewski]

Not a chance. Because I'm not sponsored by them. And I'd be damned. I touch a can of that. What is this? What's it called? Loja.

[Bobby]

You know what's crazy is when they eventually do a sponsorship with you and then they're gonna pull this clip of you saying that.

[Drewski]

I just probably wouldn't do it with them. Right? It's just an energy drink.

[Bobby]

It's fucking prime.

[Drewski]

Oh, this is prime.

[Bobby]

Yes, they are.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I feel like you've probably worked with them.

[Drewski]

No, I haven't. I haven't involved myself with prime yet. Not against it. I think it's Probably a great drink.

[Bobby]

You'Re just not going to get to know.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I just probably won't die.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drewski]

I'll stick to the drink that they have been bringing me.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they're not bringing you any. How about you stick to that?

[Drewski]

You haven't drink any years.

[Bobby]

That's because it's disgusting. And strong.

[Drewski]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Oh, my gosh. You better eat.

[Drewski]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobby]

And then some churros.

[Drewski]

Oh, wow. Churros. I expected those to come.

[Bobby]

Why did you expect those?

[Drewski]

Thank you, sir. Gracias. Gracias.

[Bobby]

Wow, this is my favorite. So I'll eat this whole one and then you eat the rest of it. What did you just do that for?

[Drewski]

Get that dust off. Oh, he's good.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna dip them?

[Drewski]

No, no, I'm good. Why not? Not a big caramel guy.

[Bobby]

Is that what that is?

[Drewski]

You say caramel or caramel?

[Bobby]

It just depends on the day. What do you. What do you say? Caramel?

[Drewski]

Yeah, the caramel. I feel like the white way is saying it's caramel. I feel like a lot of white people say caramel. Do you. You see yourself saying caramel sometimes?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Maybe if I'm around people who say caramel. I don't. That doesn't sound right.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Wait, isn't Mount Carmel. Is that the same thing? No, it's.

[Drewski]

What?

[Bobby]

Can you pronounce that two different ways? Mount Carmel, like the place. The place.

[Drewski]

Like malt, like chocolate.

[Bobby]

No, I'm talking about the place. Oh, my gosh. Ignore everything I just said.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bobby]

Because you're not following.

[Drewski]

No, I just don't. I don't. I don't understand that. How many bodies you got?

[Bobby]

Crazy question.

[Drewski]

Thought I asked. I usually ask everybody.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Oh, never killed anybody.

[Drewski]

No, I wasn't saying that. I was saying like bodies. Like, you know, everybody said, how many bodies you got?

[Bobby]

Zero.

[Drewski]

It's pretty funny. Cause you got kids. I'm saying bodies as.

[Bobby]

You ever heard of ivf?

[Drewski]

What's ivf?

[Bobby]

I just had my kids implanted in my stomach.

[Drewski]

Oh, you didn't have sex to. I respect that. So, you a virgin?

[Bobby]

I am, yeah. Are you?

[Drewski]

Depending on who I'm around. You know what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

You're around me?

[Drewski]

Yeah. It depends. It depends. But yeah. So when you say bodies, like, how would you range it between 0 to 50, 50 to 100? God, no, it's just a. Okay, between the range of it.

[Bobby]

0 to 50.

[Drewski]

What do you mean?

[Bobby]

You have zero. You have more than 50?

[Drewski]

I just was asking.

[Bobby]

You have more than 50 people that you've slept with?

[Drewski]

No, actually, I'm. I'm very particular, and I like to get serious about this stuff because I take it very seriously. Protective sex only.

[Bobby]

You just said you don't do that.

[Drewski]

No, I. I actually said at the beginning I do.

[Bobby]

No, you said sometimes.

[Drewski]

No, I never said that. I said protective sex only. I have no kids.

[Bobby]

That you know of.

[Drewski]

Yeah, Like, I just. I. I think it's just very smart to do. Right. Yeah. Why you say that? I know of.

[Bobby]

My dad found out he had a kid later in life.

[Drewski]

Damn, that's tough.

[Bobby]

When he was 70, found out that he had.

[Drewski]

Somebody grew up their whole life. 40 years old. That's weird.

[Bobby]

That could happen to you.

[Drewski]

That's weird, though.

[Bobby]

No, it could happen.

[Drewski]

I. I just told you, I use condoms sometimes.

[Bobby]

It just. It could happen one time. You could have just not.

[Drewski]

Or.

[Bobby]

Or the condom break 10 years ago and then.

[Drewski]

Or maybe the girl lied about the plan B pill that she took and she never took it.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

You ever lied about taking a plan B?

[Bobby]

No, I can't say that I have. Cause I've never lied.

[Drewski]

You never slipped it under your tongue? Faked it? Showed them? Why would I want to spit it out?

[Bobby]

I think the last thing in the world I want is to have multiple babies.

[Drewski]

There's girls out here doing that shit, man. They. They be faking taking that plan B. Next thing you know, they having a kid. There's a lot of girls fake taking Plan Bs. You think that I want to make sure. No, I want to make sure you're not.

[Bobby]

Listen to me right now. I have one baby daddy. Do you think I want multiple.

[Drewski]

So you pop. You popped in plan B's like, perks. You be popping them plan B's like. Like a Tic Tac. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I've never taken a plan B in my life.

[Drewski]

You never took no plan B?

[Bobby]

No.

[Drewski]

They help.

[Bobby]

I've only had two kids that I wanted to have.

[Drewski]

Oh, okay. And then you would just celibate after that?

[Bobby]

No, you can do other things. You can get an iud.

[Drewski]

Ain't the iud. The. That you like the next day after you drink a dui?

[Bobby]

It's not a dui. An iud.

[Drewski]

Oh, that's an IV up inside of you. I thought you were talking an iud. Oh, you got one of them. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

I'll be feeling them sometimes.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Girls be having. It's like a. It's Like a. Like a little bull ring in there. Yeah, I know what you talking about. The little circle thing that be in the coochie.

[Bobby]

No, what are you talking about?

[Drewski]

Ain't that.

[Bobby]

Are you talking about, like a diva thing? The little flex?

[Drewski]

No. You know, girls be having a little. To prevent babies in them. They put the little circle thing. Yeah. What's that called?

[Bobby]

I don't know if one of them know.

[Drewski]

Y'all know. What's the little ring that girls put for. What is it called? Nuva ring. See, how. How the hell he know? The cameraman know. Yeah. How you know, man?

[Bobby]

Is that what it is? Really? Why do you know that?

[Drewski]

Hey, he's. You never know. You gotta ask pronouns now. That's why I said. You can't be saying stuff like that. You never know what. You don't know what's going on. He may know about the nuva because you think you. You don't know. That's why I'm telling you. You gotta be respectful. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I keep getting notifications about your flight.

[Drewski]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Yeah. What time is that?

[Bobby]

Because you had me book it, so.

[Drewski]

Why do you keep bringing up the flight that you booked?

[Bobby]

I just have. I have to.

[Drewski]

I told you, tell these people I took a jet here.

[Bobby]

Yeah, well, okay. Your jet keeps sending me notifications.

[Drewski]

Oh, my jet sending you Delta notifications.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Drewski]

Thank you for telling the fucking world that you booked my flight here to do the interview, Bobby.

[Bobby]

I have.

[Drewski]

This has been a great date, honestly.

[Bobby]

I've had a great time. Thank you.

[Drewski]

I got to somewhat know your body count. Yeah, I think. I think we should do another one. Yeah. You know, and. Yeah, just text me and let me know how you feel about everything.

[Bobby]

I would love to go on another date with you. Yeah, I was a little bit. I feel like it started off strong. Somewhere in the middle, I was like, I'm never gonna see you again. And then towards the end, I was like, all right, we could do another day.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

So let's.

[Drewski]

Let's do that. Yeah. I'll get out of here. You taking the check? Can we. I'll take the check.

[Bobby]

You're taking the check.

[Drewski]

Y'all take Apple pay here. Good. I usually say no to that, to what you paid for the flight, so I. All right. They take Apple pay. I'm gonna go ahead.

[Bobby]

I know what's happening. You wanted them to say no, and then I was gonna pull out my card.

[Drewski]

Well, no, like, nah, I didn't want that. I would have cashapped you regardless. I would have sent you the money. I would have zelled. You did Whatever.

[Bobby]

Okay?

[Drewski]

I would have sent it. I'm not tripping about no money. I'm not tripping about no money. I'm not one of those. I don't trip about no money. I don't trip.

[Bobby]

If you want me to pay, I'll pay.

[Drewski]

No, I don't trip about money. I told you I'll pay. I didn't know they had Apple pay here.

[Bobby]

It feels like you don't want to pay. Lexi, I need your money.

[Drewski]

I wanted to pay. I'm a gentleman, and I think gentlemen pay, so they're gonna bring the Apple pay thing.

[Bobby]

Okay. Do you. How many dates have you been on since your dating show?

[Drewski]

Thought you were gonna say something else. No, no, I haven't been on too many dates since the dating show. Like I said, you gotta watch the show to see.

[Bobby]

What did you think I was gonna say?

[Drewski]

No, I think you're gonna say, shit, girl.

[Bobby]

What did he tell you to say when you just started laughing and never said it?

[Drewski]

Nothing thing. That's why I'm trying to tell you. I'm a man of. I. I have my own mind. I don't let nobody influence nothing around me.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

I'm a grown man.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

But, yeah, no, you got to watch the show. And I. I honestly. I found.

[Bobby]

You invited me.

[Drewski]

Yeah, I found True love.

[Bobby]

Premiere.

[Drewski]

Yeah, the premiere is going to be in New York, so you got to come. I'll pay for your flight there, and.

[Bobby]

It'S going to be so fun.

[Drewski]

Gotta find a sponsor to pay for the flights. But, yeah, like, I'll. I'll make sure everybody's there, and I think then you will see.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Drewski]

Who I made the look of.

[Bobby]

Oh, you're bringing her to.

[Drewski]

You gotta watch the show. Could have been Love. You gotta watch. Could have been love.

[Bobby]

You're bringing her to the premiere?

[Drewski]

Yes. Yes, she will be at.

[Bobby]

I thought I was gonna be here.

[Drewski]

No, no, no, no, no. She's. Well, okay.

[Bobby]

That's. Okay.

[Drewski]

All right, well, I'll take some.

[Bobby]

Let's get that check and get out of here.

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

See if I see you again.

[Drewski]

Can we get the bill? The. Yeah, I'll have my team paid for. You see, my team manager, all them. They take care of all that.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Drewski]

Yeah, usually, checks don't come to the table, so I'm gonna get up out of here. They. They usually take care of it for me, and we'll talk. I'll give you a hug. So.

[Bobby]

She's right there. She's right there. Start here.

[Drewski]

Mi amiga. Mi amiga.

[Bobby]

How was everything?

[Drewski]

Good. Good. How much is that? What's that? Is this in. This is in American money. Yeah. All right. It's $484. What all did we get?

[Bobby]

And it was merged with the. With the food for my team.

[Drewski]

Oh, they ordered. My team ordered.

[Bobby]

Yeah, just like you need to fire some people.

[Drewski]

Okay. Yeah. You want to put tip?

[Bobby]

No, you. You do it.

[Drewski]

You tip.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I think you should.

[Drewski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm. Son. Dispute that later. All right. Thank you. Gracias. All right. This is.

[Bobby]

Thank you so much. Should we hug?

[Drewski]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So nice seeing you.

[Drewski]

What do you want?

[Bobby]

Yeah, well, that's what you get. Bye.

[Drewski]

Love you. Yeah, I'll text you.

[Bobby]

Say it back. You have my microphone.

[Drewski]

That was good. Yeah. We gotta get a better.