John Stamos: "I got a nose job" | The Really Good

Summary

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The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff

Episode: John Stamos: "I got a nose job"

Release Date: June 10, 2026
Host: Bobbi Althoff
Guest: John Stamos

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Really Good Podcast features iconic actor and musician John Stamos in an offbeat, lively, and often self-deprecating conversation with Bobbi Althoff. The duo navigates topics ranging from fame and aging in show business, plastic surgery, and childhood dreams, to deep dives about Disneyland, parenthood, and personal quirks. The tone is playful and irreverent, marked by Bobbi’s signature deadpan delivery and John’s willingness to roll with (and roast) the chaos.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Legend of John Stamos

• Bobbi opens by marveling at John’s celebrity status and recounts seeing him at Disneyland as a child.
  • [01:41] "Welcome to the really good podcast. Today I'm here with John Stamos. ... You're the first celebrity I've ever seen in real life." — Bobbi
• John reflects on aging and being recognized through generations.
  • [01:38] “You probably watched reruns. I’m 62.” — John

2. The Realities of Aging, Appearance, and Fame

• Bobbi grills John about his hair color, gray hair, and whether he’s had any cosmetic work.
  • [03:08] “I put Botox on my forehead before, but not for a long time. And when I was a kid I had a nose job.” — John
• John shares his nose job story, explaining it was due to an accident and later “fixed” by Michael Jackson’s doctor.
  • [03:17] “I broke it when I was a kid. … Then I actually had it fixed by Michael Jackson’s guy.” — John
• They discuss cosmetic culture, societal pressures, and aging gracefully.
  • [29:40] “I think generally speaking, it’s okay to age. … And you’ve aged gracefully.” — Bobbi

3. The Disney Obsession and Collecting

• Connection through Disneyland: John reveals he owns the famous Disneyland sign, to Bobbi’s (and her father’s) delight.
  • [05:21] “I have it in my backyard ... I should have bought all of it.” — John
  • [05:46] “Michael Jackson wanted it. He called me, too.” — John, recounting a call from MJ.
• John and Bobbi bond over their Disney fandom and the idea of visiting Club 33.
  • [06:24] “I’d go with him. … That’d be fun.” — John, about possibly visiting Disneyland with Bobbi’s dad.

4. Sideburns, Acting, and Careers in Entertainment

• Bobbi teases John about his iconic sideburns and acting roles.
  • [07:00] “Sometimes I don’t have them. Other times I have them.” — John
• Reflections on career longevity and fame now versus then.
  • [03:55] “To become an actor, it might have been easier back then. It was easy for me. I was very lucky.” — John
• Both muse on the nature of modern fame, social media vs. TV, and how industry paths have changed.

5. Parenting, Childhood, and Personal Anecdotes

• John talks warmly about fatherhood and his son’s budding love for theater and music.
  • [08:48] “He likes drums and he’s into theater now. He’s terrible at sports, like me.” — John
• Sweet, self-effacing parenting stories and parallels between their children.
  • [09:01] “Dad, you have beautiful hair. ... How do you get it to come out of your nose like that?” — John’s son

6. Bobbi’s Acting Ambitions

• Bobbi confesses her lifelong dream of acting, frustrations with auditions, and being typecast as a “ditzy influencer.”
  • [11:19] “Am I typecasted? … It’s usually like a ditzy influencer.” — Bobbi
  • [15:34] “I think I really do think I can act.” — Bobbi
• John commiserates on the grind of auditions and how the business often goes to established faces.

7. Manifesting & Motivation

• Both believe in “manifesting” dreams—John recalls manifesting his career, Bobbi her acting aspirations.
  • [32:50] “I manifested being an actor, being famous, playing with the Beach Boys, all those things.” — John

8. Music, The Beach Boys & Generational Tastes

• John discusses his long history touring with the Beach Boys, contrasting their legacy with new acts like Alex Warren (Bobbi and her daughter’s obsession).
  • [22:07] “I've been playing with them since way before you were… Since 1985.” — John
• Debate over which artists are truly culturally relevant for each generation.
  • [25:10] “It’s going to be Alex Warren. Yes, he is the Beach Boys … to not the elderly.” — Bobbi
• Live audience poll about Beach Boys fandom and generational gaps.
  • [51:02] “Let’s do. What if we go on live right now… Are you a fan of the Beach Boys?” — Bobbi

9. Humor, Roasting, and the Art of the Interview

• Banter about vocal fry, Bobbi’s interview style, and their self-aware, running jokes about “old” vs. “new” Bobbi.
• John’s experiences at celebrity roasts and being the butt (or beneficiary) of jokes.
  • [47:57] “Cloris Leachman … said, ‘I'm not here to roast Bob Saget. I'm here to f**k John Stamos.’” — John

10. Personal Growth, Wellness, and Random Questions

• Candor about health routines, tattoos (old and new), and why John wants to live to 100.
  • [43:29] “I want to be around to see my son … And you grow up. Hopefully get an acting job. That’s why I want to live to be 100.” — John
• Hilarious sidebars about eating, workouts, filler vs. fat faces, and “chicken periods.”
  • [37:09] “I don’t like that it’s a chicken’s period.” — Bobbi

11. Friendships, Networking, and Future Plans

• Bobbi presses John for acting connections, Nepo-baby opportunities, and promises to get him more Instagram followers.
  • [33:36] “I need you to focus. Do you know Rob Lowe's?” — Bobbi
  • [49:43] “Can you get me more Instagram followers?” — John

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Aging and Appearance

• John: “I broke it when I was a kid ... And then I actually had it fixed by Michael Jackson's guy.” [03:17]
• John: "I've been told I dye it but I actually dyed it last night." [02:36]
• Bobbi: “Do you think you'll have sideburns forever?” [07:00]

On Hollywood & Acting

• John: “To become an actor, it might have been easier back then. It was easy for me.” [03:55]
• Bobbi: “I just need one person to trust me. … I’m getting all the ‘no’s.” [16:26]

On The Beach Boys vs. Modern Music

• John: "I've been playing with them since way before you were... since 1985." [22:07]
• Bobbi: “It’s going to be Alex Warren. Yes, he is the Beach Boys ... to not the elderly.” [25:10]

On Manifesting

• John: "I manifested being an actor, being famous, playing with the Beach Boys, all those things." [32:50]

Roasting & Banter

• John: “Cloris Leachman… said, ‘I'm not here to roast Bob Saget. I'm here to f**k John Stamos.’” [47:57]
• Bobbi: “Why do you have to end like a negative bitch? You're doing so well.” [53:18]

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Important Timestamps

• Intro/Banter about Fame and Age: [01:28-02:35]
• Disneyland & Collectibles: [04:43-06:41]
• Sideburns & Physical Appearance: [07:00-07:57]
• Bobbi’s Dream of Acting / Auditions: [09:09-16:35]
• Parenting Stories: [08:41-09:09]
• Plastic Surgery & Cosmetic Culture: [03:05-03:36]; [29:40-30:07]
• Debate: Beach Boys vs. Alex Warren/Generational Relevance: [22:19-26:05], [51:02-52:03]
• Live Audience Poll Segment: [51:08-52:03]
• Discussion on Manifesting & Life Goals: [32:50-35:43]
• Roasts, Bob Saget & Comedy: [47:06-48:09]
• Plans for Disneyland & Club 33: [06:12-06:36]; [45:29-46:05], [53:36-54:07]

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Episode Highlights & Takeaways

• John Stamos revealed a childhood nose job, fixed by Michael Jackson’s doctor: “I had a nose job when I was a child... And then I actually had it fixed by Michael Jackson’s guy.” [03:08-03:36]

• Serious love for Disney runs in both families, with John owning the ‘Disneyland’ sign and bonding with Bobbi’s Disney-obsessed father: “I have it in my backyard... I should have bought all of it.” [05:21-05:34]

• Reflection on fame then vs. now: John notes that he was lucky to get started when he did, and that today social media creates a different kind of fleeting or broad fame. [03:55]

• Discussion on cosmetic work's role in showbiz—with both self-awareness and critique.

• Running joke/battle on musical taste—Beach Boys vs. modern artists like Alex Warren—showcases generational divides and playful shade.

• Bobbi opens up about career frustrations, dreams, and her own personality on and off camera.

• John’s philosophy: living with gratitude, lifelong learning (even tattoos in his 60s), and a desire to support those around him—including giving Bobbi the encouragement (and some gentle teasing) she seeks.

• Plans are made (somewhat jokingly) to go to Club 33, to the Beach Boys show, and to get Bobbi an acting gig through John’s connections.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a warm, awkward, and highly entertaining intergenerational celebrity hangout packed with inside Hollywood anecdotes, playful ribbing, and real talk about aging, family, and ambitions. John Stamos’s good nature and self-effacing humor meet Bobbi Althoff’s quirky interview style for a blend of honesty and hilarity.

Best for listeners wanting:

• Honest celebrity stories
• Unfiltered, awkward humor
• Reflections on nostalgia, aging, and fame (with a side of Disneyland trivia)
• Encouragement to manifest your dreams—no matter how unlikely.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

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[Bobby]

So good, so good, so good.

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[John Stamos]

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[Bobby]

No.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

No, you're not. Are you older than Mark Cuban? You couldn't handle the zip patch.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I didn't think it was.

[Bobby]

Well, when I was a child, I watched Full House and you were old still.

[John Stamos]

You probably watched reruns. I'm 62.

[Bobby]

Okay, you're older than I thought. Welcome to the really good podcast. Today I'm here with John Stamos. Do you know your name? It's so crazy because I feel like your name carries weight, you know, like, it's like John Stamos. Like I old. No, because you're John Stamos. I've seen you. Do you know, before? A long time ago in my life, you're the first celebrity I've ever seen in real life.

[John Stamos]

Was I nice?

[Bobby]

I didn't talk to you. I just saw you from afar at Disneyland.

[John Stamos]

You did?

[Bobby]

And my everybody was like, john Stamos is here. And I was like, who? Where? No. We were determined to find you and we saw you walk by and we were like, oh, my God. Do you know my dad is the biggest Disneyland fan?

[John Stamos]

Why didn't you say hi?

[Bobby]

You were a million feet away. Oh, and there was A lot of people around you, but we just. I do remember.

[John Stamos]

How long ago was that?

[Bobby]

I don't know, I was probably like, I was a kid, like 13, 14.

[John Stamos]

How old are you now?

[Bobby]

I'm 28. Do you dye your hair?

[John Stamos]

You know what? I dyed it today. I dyed it yesterday, last night.

[Bobby]

Is that why you don't look?

[John Stamos]

And my wife was like, you smell like hair dye, you better do something about it. I'm like, what the am I going to do about it?

[Bobby]

What you do? Nothing. Did she help you?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

Were you gray when I saw you last time?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

You, you don't want to go gray?

[John Stamos]

No, it was just kind of. I don't know, it was gray hair. I do sometimes, but I'm like. Usually I'm doing something that I can't talk about.

[Bobby]

I don't talk about it though.

[John Stamos]

I'm always with younger people or younger girls and stuff, so I don't want to look.

[Bobby]

Have you had a facelift?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

Everybody's having them.

[John Stamos]

I won't do that.

[Bobby]

You won't?

[John Stamos]

I don't feel like Botox on my forehead before, but not for a long time. And when I was a kid I had a nose job when I was a child.

[Bobby]

You had a nose job?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Why?

[John Stamos]

Cuz it was kind of. I broke it when I was a kid. I got hit with a golf club. There's a little scar here. And I was on General Hospital, which

[Bobby]

is a soap opera. Yeah, of course.

[John Stamos]

And I just didn't like the way it looked and so I got it done and it didn't look great. And then I went. And then I actually had it fixed by Michael Jackson's guy.

[Commercial Announcer]

Really?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but he didn't make me look at Michael Jackson, thank God. Do you, were you close with your parents? Do you have a good relationship with

[Bobby]

them or have you had. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

[John Stamos]

They passed away.

[Bobby]

Oh my God, that's so sad. You're that old that your parents or did they when they. When you were young?

[John Stamos]

My dad was young. My dad was like 64.

[Bobby]

Was it easier to become famous back then than it is now?

[John Stamos]

Well, you tell me. I mean it seems like there's a lot of people that get famous from

[Bobby]

just social media, but social media is like short lived, I guess real. I guess being TV famous is also.

[John Stamos]

Could be right?

[Bobby]

Could be, huh?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I, I don't know. I think to become an actor it might have been easier back then. It was easy for me. I was very lucky. I got right onto. But I was working at my dad's restaurant on the weekends and Sunday, and then I got General Hospital and I called home, I said, I got it on tv. And my dad was like, tell him you can't work on Sundays, you might say. And I had to keep working at the restaurant, and I would shoot the show during the week, and then, like, it aired, like, two weeks after you shot it, and it was really popular. And so people were starting to come into the restaurant going, like, can I have a cheat? Hey, aren't you going? No Comedy. Have you ever been to Disneyland with your dad?

[Bobby]

Of course I've had a. Even when we had no money for anything else, my dad would make sure that we paid at least a month of our monthly Disneyland pass ticket. My dad was their opening day. So he's like, oh, was he? Yeah, he was five years old when we took him on opening day. That's so cool. He just gave me film to develop that has Disneyland opening day. Like, I need to go get it developed.

[John Stamos]

Did you develop? You haven't developed?

[Bobby]

I'm going to.

[John Stamos]

You know, I collect, like, Disney stuff.

[Bobby]

I. My dad. My dad, when I tell you he's so excited for me to meet you because he knows you collect Disney stuff.

[John Stamos]

Is he here?

[Bobby]

He's not here. He said, please, please ask him where he keeps the Disneyland sign.

[John Stamos]

I have it in my backyard.

[Bobby]

Do you actually up.

[John Stamos]

But I have the whole sign that says so interesting. There was an auction. They were. It was right when ebay started. They were auctioning off Disney stuff.

[Bobby]

Who was? Disneyland.

[John Stamos]

Disneyland.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wow.

[John Stamos]

And they. And I should have bought all of it, because nowadays everything's. You know. But it was. The opening bid was like $33,000 or something. I said, oh, I'll do that, everybody. Michael Jackson wanted it. He called me, too.

[Bobby]

Really?

[John Stamos]

Hi, John.

[Bobby]

And you were just like, no, it's mine.

[John Stamos]

He called me after, and he really wasn't about to sign. It was a weird message. I was on ER at the time, and I remember playing it for the cast, and he was like, hi, John, this is Michael. You know, I really dig your stuff. Let's go to Disneyland sometime.

[Bobby]

Like, yeah. My dad has been like, my whole life. That's his favorite thing to do, is go talk about Disneyland. Everything just. He loves Disneyland. It's like his favorite.

[John Stamos]

I hope I get to meet him. I know you've been to Club 33.

[Bobby]

No, he. He told me today. He's like, I bet you. He said, I bet you John Stamos can get into Club 33. I was like, let's do it. He would. You would. He would talk your ear off, though.

[John Stamos]

Well, not saying. I'd go with him. If he get him.

[Bobby]

He would talk.

[John Stamos]

I'll be happy to. That'd be fun. I was just in. They just opened the new ride in Florida, the new rock and roll coaster. Yeah. I'm in it. Like, in the. In the. In the. In the queue there, you know, with the Muppets.

[Bobby]

You are?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's pretty cool.

[John Stamos]

I've done some cool things, but I think that was one of the coolest,

[Bobby]

being with the Muppets.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Do you like the Muppets?

[Bobby]

Like the little puppet?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, they are puppet. Yeah. How was Legoland?

[Bobby]

I like it better than Disneyland.

[John Stamos]

No, get out.

[Bobby]

I'm telling you now.

[John Stamos]

I got to go. Goodbye, everybody. It was nice to meet you.

[Bobby]

I'm telling you, you can't. Have you been there?

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

I went there and I was like, wow, why have I been taking you guys to Disneyland when I could have. Actually, I feel like at Disneyland, I'm always stressed out. There's sunglasses that don't really look like they block any sun.

[John Stamos]

Well, not in here they don't.

[Bobby]

Anywhere they get darker. These are not. Oh, they're like one of those. Are they prescription?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

What do you mean they get darker?

[John Stamos]

Like, if you go outside, they get darker.

[Bobby]

I don't believe you.

[John Stamos]

I swear to God. Leave the microphone and go outside.

[Bobby]

I'm just gonna put them right here, okay?

[John Stamos]

Oh, okay. That's gonna.

[Bobby]

Do you think they're actually gonna get darker? Maybe you made that up right now. They've never gotten darker a day in their life.

[John Stamos]

Do you think this interview is going well? Because you're a tough interview.

[Bobby]

Why am I tough? What's tough about this? This is lovely. They're not gonna get darker.

[John Stamos]

They are gonna get darker.

[Bobby]

It's okay. How long do you think you'll have sideburns for?

[John Stamos]

That's a good question.

[Bobby]

I think that's really the. What the people want to know.

[John Stamos]

Now she's getting into. Nah, she's starting to dig.

[Bobby]

Are you going to answer the question?

[John Stamos]

Sometimes I don't have them. Other times I have them.

[Bobby]

Really? Let me look up John Stamos without sideburns. I just can't picture it.

[John Stamos]

You're such a. You got to go to the phone all the time.

[Bobby]

You truly have sideburns? Always. All right, well, but do you think you'd ever just.

[John Stamos]

Sure. I have. For other. For parts and stuff?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do parts ever want you to have Sideburns sometimes.

[John Stamos]

I just did the Hunting Wives. Did you watch that show?

[Bobby]

What is that?

[John Stamos]

You haven't seen that show?

[Bobby]

The Hunting Wives.

[John Stamos]

The Hunting Wives, yeah. Netflix.

[Bobby]

Do you like acting?

[John Stamos]

I do. I do like acting.

[Bobby]

You enjoy it? You want to do it forever?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I think so. But I get to do music and I get to do.

[Bobby]

What do you mean when you say you do music? I play drums and play guitar.

[John Stamos]

And guitar.

[Bobby]

What does your kid do?

[John Stamos]

He likes drums and he. He's into theater now.

[Bobby]

Do you think he's gonna be an actor?

[John Stamos]

I know he's terrible at sports, like me. He's very funny. The other day he said, dad, you have beautiful hair. I said, thank you. He goes, how do you get it to come out of your nose like that? Swear to God. I go, you're a.

[Bobby]

Everyone says, my daughter, my oldest, is like a spitting image of what I was like when I was a kid. All right, so she's very funny. She's. She's a funny kid.

[John Stamos]

Did you want to be an actress?

[Bobby]

I. That's still my dream in life. It's been my dream since I was a child. I used to, like, do fake interviews in my.

[John Stamos]

You did?

[Bobby]

In my mirror. I'd be like, oh, thank you guys so much for coming today. Like, yeah. No, no, no. People ask me about this all the time. I would just sit in my mirror and just practice what it would be like to be interviewed by people I want.

[John Stamos]

Oh, you were. You were like the person on the top. So not that.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Somehow I ended up the person interviewing people, but the dream asking, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I know, I know. I was just like, yeah, people. That was me in the mirror all the time. I look at my daughter and she's never met a mirror she didn't love. She.

[John Stamos]

That's what Sagitt used to say about me.

[Bobby]

Really? Who said it?

[John Stamos]

Saget. Bob Saget.

[Bobby]

Oh, he's. You call him Sagat.

[John Stamos]

Well, Bob Saget, yeah.

[Bobby]

Did you sign a prenup post?

[John Stamos]

Nup. But I. But I'm married twice in both times.

[Bobby]

Oh, you have?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is your ex wife remarried?

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Who's your ex wife? Is it Lori Laughlin?

[John Stamos]

Oh, known.

[Bobby]

You marry her ever?

[John Stamos]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby]

That's why you didn't want to?

[John Stamos]

Well, we just. The timing was never right. We kind of. I think I. I remember going to Disneyland with her and kissing her at one point, but that we were both on the soap opera at the time. She denies it, but I think I don't know, but we were never really. We were always. She was married and I was married. We were never single at the same time. We're really good friends.

[Bobby]

How old were you when you did Full house?

[John Stamos]

I was 26 or 27 or something like that. Do you want to still? So you. Do you go on auditions or do you.

[Bobby]

I send them in every day. They're all on. Yeah. I hate that. I wish it could be like an in person.

[John Stamos]

Did you ever go on auditions and stuff when you were.

[Bobby]

When I was younger, my mom would take us to them. But you were a kid. Yeah, but I think we're getting scammed because we'd always do those little, like, acting schools where you pay. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And did you ever get a job? No.

[Bobby]

They send me auditions here and there, but have you got one? So here's the thing. I feel like a lot of the ones that I get sent to me, I don't really want.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

They're always the same description. Like what I like. Am I typ casted? Yeah, please guess. Cuz I don't know why it's everything. It's usually like a ditzy influencer.

[John Stamos]

Oh, ditzy.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

You're not bitchy, by the way.

[Bobby]

I know. Bitchy would be better than ditzy influencer.

[John Stamos]

I think it's your. I think it's your.

[Bobby]

My what? Why? I think it's ditzy influencer.

[John Stamos]

You know, you come off monotone a lot of times, but you're not now.

[Bobby]

But do you know why?

[John Stamos]

And you don't. And you don't have vocal fry now

[Bobby]

when you're talking to me.

[John Stamos]

I used to sometimes. You used to.

[Bobby]

No, I. Yeah. I was worried about you, John. What should I ask you?

[John Stamos]

You don't have to cuss. Just.

[Bobby]

I can't not cuss.

[John Stamos]

Okay. Well, you haven't cussed one bit this whole.

[Bobby]

I have. You just haven't paid attention.

[John Stamos]

I've been paying attention to you.

[Bobby]

Really?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, then do you want me to give you, like, the. Should I just. Right now, right here, start.

[John Stamos]

Give me a little vocal fry.

[Bobby]

I can't. I can't ever bring that. What do you. I hate. I hated having vocal fry. I actually had to work really hard on.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Southern California. Why don't you have vocal fry? I sound like a Kardashian. I used to. Because I kind of do sometimes.

[John Stamos]

That's right. So go back. Let's get back.

[Bobby]

What would I say? I would say, hi, guys. Well. And I also wouldn't smile okay.

[John Stamos]

At all.

[Bobby]

And Now I'm just so smiley all the time.

[John Stamos]

It's okay.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

But. Yeah, but go back to the old Bobby.

[Bobby]

Let's do it.

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[Bobby]

Hi, guys. Welcome to the really good podcast. Today. I'm here with John Stamos. John.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

It's so nice to have you here.

[John Stamos]

Thank you. It's nice to be here.

[Bobby]

Did you come out of retirement to come here?

[John Stamos]

How much does it cost to get your lips done like that?

[Bobby]

This is all natural, John.

[John Stamos]

What's natural?

[Bobby]

My lips.

[John Stamos]

Which one?

[Bobby]

Too much.

[John Stamos]

I ruined this whole bit. You were supposed to be the mean one and I turned into the asshole. Sorry. Let's go back to the nice one.

[Bobby]

No, no, no. Okay.

[John Stamos]

Keep it up. Go ahead.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry. You're sorry?

[John Stamos]

Did you come out of retirement for this? Yeah, I did. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

That's funny. I just mentioned the Hunting Wives was the most popular show on Netflix.

[Bobby]

It's not the most popular show on Netflix. I really. I would bet $10. You willing to part ways with $10? I don't have time.

[John Stamos]

But what is considered the most popular?

[Bobby]

I don't know. We're gonna look up. What's the most popular show on Netflix?

[John Stamos]

What was the most popular show last year on Netflix?

[Bobby]

Oh. Oh, my God. 20. Okay. This is good. The most popular and most watched show on Netflix last year was Adolescence.

[John Stamos]

Next one.

[Bobby]

Okay. You weren't in that. As far as I know. Wednesday.

[John Stamos]

I wasn't in that.

[Bobby]

Missing you.

[John Stamos]

Missing you. Who's in that?

[Bobby]

I've never heard of that.

[John Stamos]

Is that 2024?

[Bobby]

2025? Because that's what you said. Stranger Things.

[John Stamos]

No, I'm not in that.

[Bobby]

Okay. John, I'm afraid to tell you, you're not in any of these. Fuller House was that popular.

[John Stamos]

Did anybody watch it on Netflix? It was very popular.

[Bobby]

Really? I've never met anybody that's watched Fuller House.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

How do I become an actor? Do you have any connections that you can.

[John Stamos]

Are you a good actor, you think?

[Bobby]

I think I really do think.

[John Stamos]

I. I bet you are good.

[Bobby]

I think I can act.

[John Stamos]

Have you done any sort of.

[Bobby]

I have no reason to believe that I'm good, but I.

[John Stamos]

That's good.

[Bobby]

In the shower, I feel confident that

[John Stamos]

I could sing in the shower or something.

[Bobby]

I act.

[John Stamos]

That's weird. Hi, showerhead. Hi. How you doing? Like, what scenes do you do in the shower?

[Bobby]

Like, if I'm doing a self tape, like, or in the shower, I'll do it by myself, to myself, in the shower.

[John Stamos]

What's the last self tape you've done?

[Bobby]

It was for a role that went to a real actress. Why would they ever let me. You know what? I hate when I do so much effort.

[John Stamos]

Right. Right.

[Bobby]

And then I find out that, like, a real actress got it. And I'm like, why did you ever let me audition for something that you knew I had no chance at?

[John Stamos]

Well, that's probably not true. But also, it's one of the things that makes it harder, I think, to start now is that, like, guys like me are taking guest spots on shows and girls that are, you know, that are.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Have long resumes are probably beating you out because, you know. Because they've been around.

[Bobby]

I know. And I'm like, no one. I just need one person to trust me. I think I would be good. I hope so. I've heard it takes a lot of no's to get a yes. So I'm really. I'm Getting all the no's.

[John Stamos]

That's a good bumper sticker.

[Bobby]

It's a great bumper sticker.

[John Stamos]

It's a lot of nose to get a yes. I. Yeah, I guess it does. I get a lot. You get a lot of.

[Bobby]

Do you get nose still?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You audition for things?

[John Stamos]

No, I haven't. I would.

[Bobby]

When do you get nose professionally and you get no's.

[John Stamos]

Well, I wanted to be on White Lotus. My friend does that and he didn't put me on this year.

[Bobby]

Next year I think I could do.

[John Stamos]

Did you do nudity?

[Bobby]

No. No. Never mind. I would not do anything.

[John Stamos]

Do you like musicals?

[Bobby]

I do not. That's the one thing I'm sure I would never do. Music.

[John Stamos]

I did one musical though, that you would like called Cabaret, which was like this raw, sexy, you know.

[Bobby]

What makes you think like that?

[John Stamos]

Well, because it wasn't. It's like a non music. People that don't like musicals loved that show. And so there was. So. It made sense that there was some singing. You know, it was sort of like a show going on and I was in. My whole body was. There was a lot of near new. I shoved my butt in it, actually.

[Bobby]

Ew.

[John Stamos]

And it was a. There was a swastika.

[Bobby]

Were you old? Oh, my God. So it's like your young butt, not your old butt. That's good.

[John Stamos]

And it was the best thing I've ever done. I loved. It was in Studio 54. Do you know where that is in New York?

[Bobby]

Nope.

[John Stamos]

Do you.

[Bobby]

Did you have to travel a lot for acting?

[John Stamos]

I have shot. I've done five shows on Broadway where I had to live in New York for some time. And I shot in Canada and those hunting wives, which you, you know, seem to have some issue with.

[Bobby]

I'm going to. What if I like it? I'm going to watch it and I'm going to.

[John Stamos]

I think you would like it.

[Bobby]

I'll watch it.

[John Stamos]

Did you always do interviews in bed or was that just that one?

[Bobby]

Just that one.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

We don't have to talk about it.

[Bobby]

No, it's. I don't have an issue talking about it, but that was the only one.

[John Stamos]

That guy used to live down the street from me, by the way.

[Commercial Announcer]

Drake?

[Bobby]

That guy.

[John Stamos]

Well, who? Well, I mean, Drake. I mean, I don't know him.

[Bobby]

Did. What did you call. You didn't. You weren't.

[John Stamos]

I never met him.

[Bobby]

What type of neighbor are you?

[John Stamos]

Pretty good.

[Bobby]

You didn't bring like.

[John Stamos]

He supposedly had parties once a year and invited the whole neighborhood.

[Bobby]

But not you.

[John Stamos]

But not Me, I think. To be honest with you, I think he. I. He didn't. He moved out. I was there for about a year or two, and then I think he was gone. I never saw him. I don't. I've never met him.

[Bobby]

I have bad adhd. I think my. I think it's been passed down. It's all of the negative.

[John Stamos]

Pretty focused today.

[Bobby]

I'm not.

[John Stamos]

I seem.

[Bobby]

Right now. Sure. I. That's the one thing I can do. I can talk. I can't, like, focus on anything. Cleaning my house. Even before you came here, I was like, I need to clean my house and clean. Yeah. Do you know how many other tasks I got done during that? Because I would just jump around. I'm like, oh, I need to clean. Oh, wait, but let me paint my nails first. Let me do this. Like, I was just kind of put

[John Stamos]

the thing on the forehead, but let

[Bobby]

me put a zip patch on. Let me just do a mask. Yeah, I got ready in the 30 minutes, like before you got here. That's the only time I was actually being productive. I just want to become really good at one thing. I have, like. You have acting. I need something like that. I just want to.

[John Stamos]

You have acne.

[Bobby]

I've.

[John Stamos]

Sorry. That was. That was. That was old. Bobby.

[Bobby]

That's.

[John Stamos]

It's fine. John. I'm sorry. Acting.

[Bobby]

Say your last name. Stamos. I feel like I always find out I'm saying people's names wrong. What's your middle name?

[John Stamos]

Phillip.

[Bobby]

Is that why you don't say it?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, that's right. That's. Yo, Bobby. That's good.

[Bobby]

John Philip Stamos. Yeah. That would have killed him. That would have killed it.

[John Stamos]

John.

[Bobby]

Don't do that.

[John Stamos]

Hurt your throat.

[Bobby]

What's your favorite thing about me?

[John Stamos]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

What did you think I was going to say?

[John Stamos]

It's just. What's your favorite thing is. Is. It's.

[Bobby]

It could go a lot of ways. I'm gonna break out the snack, but I'm.

[John Stamos]

I like the new Bobby.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

I like the new Bobby.

[Bobby]

Out with the old and with the new.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

If you had to give, like, based up, you're kind of old now. You want some cashews? Do you healthy?

[John Stamos]

Can I have one? I'm trying to quit, sugar. I gotta get in shape because I'm doing something this summer that I need to be in shape for.

[Bobby]

Do they help you get in shape when you have to get in shape for things? No, you just have to just do it.

[John Stamos]

I work out with this trainer, and I wear this I wear this suit, okay? It's a electro electric muscle stimulation. 20 minutes.

[Bobby]

That's it.

[John Stamos]

That's it.

[Bobby]

I can tell.

[John Stamos]

Three times. That's good.

[Bobby]

Let's get back at it.

[John Stamos]

Bravo. Get back on that shitty horse.

[Bobby]

Maybe you should do Shitty Horse.

[John Stamos]

That's a good name.

[Bobby]

Have you thought of 40 minutes? Have you?

[John Stamos]

This is the Bobby.

[Bobby]

Answer the question. John Stamos.

[John Stamos]

I've been told.

[Bobby]

J. Wow.

[John Stamos]

See what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

I feel like I have the same muscles. You do not feel it, John.

[John Stamos]

A little sweat.

[Bobby]

There's not much there.

[John Stamos]

How much more do you need?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I just feel like.

[John Stamos]

You don't have muscle.

[Bobby]

I have a little one. Look.

[John Stamos]

What are these shitty tattoos?

[Bobby]

They're all getting removed. Don't call them shitty.

[John Stamos]

Well, they're little. I just got my first tattoo.

[Bobby]

I just got all of mine removed.

[John Stamos]

You did it hurt?

[Bobby]

No, but low key. I regret it. I do. I make impulsive decisions and then I'm like, I'm back.

[John Stamos]

Oh, well, you could do that.

[Bobby]

I know. I think I'm gonna have to go find the same person and be like, can you actually rewrite this all on me?

[John Stamos]

I got my first tattoo about a couple months ago.

[Bobby]

What is it?

[John Stamos]

It's an old Beach Boy. It's a logo that they used sort of later on in their career. Know who the Beach Boys are?

[Bobby]

Give me the beat, boy.

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

That's it, is it?

[John Stamos]

No. You know who the Beach Boys are?

[Bobby]

I don't know who they are. Sing me a song real quick.

[John Stamos]

Aruba to me.

[Bobby]

Okay. I do.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

What did I just.

[John Stamos]

We're playing at the Hollywood Bowl.

[Bobby]

We are like. You are with me and you.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, they. I am with them on July 2nd, 3rd and 4th. Will you come?

[Bobby]

You're a Beach Boy.

[John Stamos]

I've been playing with them since way before you were. Since 1985. So 41. 41 years.

[Bobby]

Are you. That's like your.

[John Stamos]

I don't consider my Beach Boy, but I've been touring with them for many years.

[Bobby]

Why?

[John Stamos]

What's your favorite band? Drake.

[Bobby]

My little. My. My daughter Luda. My daughter is. Do you know Alex, Lauren and that

[John Stamos]

song, that one song, Ordinary? Yeah. My daughter from Instagram. Where did she hear it?

[Bobby]

It's a huge popular. Like his. Every song of his.

[John Stamos]

She doesn't listen to the radio. Where does she hear it from? Instagram?

[Bobby]

Spotify? My daughter's not on Instagram.

[John Stamos]

She sits around, goes on Spotify. By herself?

[Bobby]

No, I play her music.

[John Stamos]

Okay, good.

[Bobby]

So that's why she doesn't like all of it.

[John Stamos]

Can you sing?

[Bobby]

No.

[John Stamos]

That's why you're not successful.

[Bobby]

Is that. Do you sing?

[John Stamos]

No. Yeah. I don't like to sing, though. I'm not a good singer.

[Bobby]

But I do sing. Yeah. I wouldn't expect you to be a good singer.

[John Stamos]

But why?

[Bobby]

I don't know. You just don't look like you would start singing.

[John Stamos]

I don't like singing.

[Bobby]

I can tell.

[John Stamos]

I've been in a lot of musicals. Did your kids watch? You know, I was in Little Mermaid Live. Have they watched that? I bet they.

[Bobby]

What was your character?

[John Stamos]

I played the chef.

[Bobby]

You did? I'll watch it again and I'll look out for you. My daughter truly only watches Alex Warren on YouTube.

[John Stamos]

Really?

[Bobby]

She loves him. She's having a birthday party and she asked me to get him to come. No, I should have. No, listen, I did post. I posted on my story a video of her singing because she just. She knows every. She'll listen. She has. This is a crazy memory. She'll listen to a song once and then the next.

[John Stamos]

Because they don't have a bunch of shit in their heads. That's why My kid can remember everything, too.

[Bobby]

Really, it's. It's so crazy. She goes. Until. So she started singing, and I recorded her in the car, and I posted on my story, and I was just like, Alex Warren's biggest fan. And then he replied to it and was like, you should bring her. Bring her to a show or something like that. Something along those lines. And I told my daughter, I said. And she's like, oh, my God. And she got so excited, she said she wants to marry him. I told him he has a wife. And then she said, well, can I meet her, his wife, too? And I was like, yeah, you. Like, I don't know if you're. I don't know if we're gonna meet him, but for her birthday, you taking

[John Stamos]

her to a show?

[Bobby]

Yes. And she's so excited. She tells everyone every day, like, I'm going to see Alex Warren for my birthday. She loves him so much. Like, I've never seen a kid with, like, such weird.

[John Stamos]

I mean, I guess not.

[Bobby]

I mean, no. I loved the Jonas Brothers. I wanted to marry Joe Jonas.

[John Stamos]

He's cool.

[Bobby]

I used. My little sister had Nick, I had Joe, and then my older sister had Kevin. And when we went to the concert, that was like the best my. And that's why I know my daughter's gonna remember this forever. But my.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby]

My family.

[John Stamos]

That was your first concert?

[Bobby]

My first. And like only concert. Really?

[John Stamos]

Really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I wasn't here.

[John Stamos]

Will you come to the Hollywood bowl when I play there?

[Bobby]

Probably not.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah. But thank you for the invite.

[John Stamos]

You're welcome.

[Bobby]

I'll bring my dad, actually.

[John Stamos]

Your dad would love it. And your dog and kids love the Beach Boys.

[Bobby]

Really?

[John Stamos]

Yeah. They have a few more hits. They do. They have a few more hits than Alex.

[Bobby]

I don't think they do.

[John Stamos]

You don't think they have.

[Bobby]

I actually don't think. I think that.

[John Stamos]

Get the money.

[Bobby]

More relevant. It's going to be Alex Rowan. Yes, he is the Beach Boys. To. Okay. To not the elderly.

[John Stamos]

The what?

[Bobby]

The elderly.

[John Stamos]

The what?

[Bobby]

The elderly. You can't hear.

[John Stamos]

Yes. No. Yeah. I'm deaf. I'm.

[Bobby]

Are you?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

Do you wear a hearing aid?

[John Stamos]

No. There's the old Bobby. OG Bobby.

[Bobby]

What age does it. Does that start?

[John Stamos]

I don't know. I don't need one.

[Bobby]

Do you wear glasses?

[John Stamos]

What?

[Bobby]

Did you say Glasses. Oh, my God. What did you say?

[John Stamos]

You fell right into it.

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[Bobby]

The Beach Boys. My dad Would my dad love that?

[John Stamos]

Kokomo Good Vibrations don't.

[Bobby]

These aren't ringing any bells in my head.

[John Stamos]

Go on. There.

[Bobby]

I bet you if I hear it. But I would never play it. Like, I'm never like.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I bet your kids know I'm in the mood to listen to the Beach Boys.

[John Stamos]

You should be.

[Bobby]

I'm not 70.

[John Stamos]

What do you want to hear? Red. Sexy Red. That's. She's good.

[Bobby]

I listen to Alex Warren. That's really all one hit. No.

[John Stamos]

Name another song.

[Bobby]

He has eternity. Look. Look at my searches. I'm like, Find place to die. This is a great.

[John Stamos]

Find Place to Die. That's a good one for your daughter.

[Bobby]

She'd listen to the. It's a beautiful. So. His voice is beautiful.

[John Stamos]

He is a beautiful voice.

[Bobby]

You can't deny that. Look.

[John Stamos]

Can't deny his voice. You know, I was listening to today.

[Bobby]

The Beach Boys.

[John Stamos]

Shaggy?

[Bobby]

Who the is Shaggy?

[John Stamos]

Now we're getting into it.

[Bobby]

You don't know Shaggy? Like, from Scooby Doo? Yeah. No.

[John Stamos]

I'm starting to get tired. No, I'm kidding.

[Bobby]

John, drink your water. Trying to lose some weight. Are you trying to gain weight or lose weight?

[John Stamos]

Lose. I eat too much sugar.

[Bobby]

What are you eating?

[John Stamos]

Addicted to sugar.

[Bobby]

Have you seen the viral dot cake everywhere?

[John Stamos]

Viral what? Doc? Cake.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna stop repeating myself and just see what you pick up. I'm speaking English.

[John Stamos]

This is the. This is the good stuff. Have you seen Alex Warren?

[Bobby]

That probably. I love him. I love Alex.

[John Stamos]

Did your daughter just go on YouTube by herself?

[Bobby]

No, I searched Alex Warren for her in the car.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Because I let her watch TV in the. The car.

[John Stamos]

That makes sense.

[Bobby]

And so she'll play all of his.

[John Stamos]

By the way, people at home, rich people have TVs in their car. Go ahead.

[Bobby]

I feel like even when I was poor, I would. They had an iPad.

[John Stamos]

Oh, an iPad.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah. It's not a tv, it's just. It's an iPad.

[John Stamos]

You said I let her watch TV in the car.

[Bobby]

An iPad in the car. John Stamos, where do you shop?

[John Stamos]

I don't.

[Bobby]

What? Grocery store. Oh, you don't grocery shop? Are you. Yeah, I have.

[John Stamos]

Huh.

[Bobby]

Do you make a lot of money?

[John Stamos]

I have gone to grocery stores.

[Bobby]

Do you make a lot of money?

[John Stamos]

I have made money.

[Bobby]

Like, you're.

[John Stamos]

I live next to Drake.

[Bobby]

I guess you're right. There's no way that he was in, like, a cheap house. So you're probably like, I've been.

[John Stamos]

I've done okay with my money.

[Bobby]

Just. Why? Why did you not eat that cashew John?

[John Stamos]

I will. I'm listening.

[Bobby]

What would you. What would you be saving these crumbs of cashew for?

[John Stamos]

I like to eat in bed, too. My way.

[Bobby]

What does that have to do with you tearing apart this poor cashew? He didn't deserve that. I'm gonna die, but cashew. My throat.

[John Stamos]

See, that's why I don't eat them all so fast like you. I don't want to die. Especially on this show.

[Bobby]

What if you. That'd be great. That'd be my most.

[John Stamos]

Good for you.

[Bobby]

I'd put it out.

[John Stamos]

I'm sure you would.

[Bobby]

I'd Put it out. No, don't.

[John Stamos]

Filler makes.

[Bobby]

I've had lip filler. That's all. I don't need any other fat face. People think I have cheek filler and everything. And I'm like, it's just fat.

[John Stamos]

It's good. But it's. It's.

[Bobby]

It's a full filler.

[John Stamos]

I don't know why people would get filler.

[Bobby]

It depends on who you go to. But I think, generally speaking, it's okay to age. I think that's something. And it's. I can say that because I haven't 28.

[John Stamos]

And I can say because.

[Bobby]

Because you've aged gracefully. But I guess if I was. If I was looking in the mirror and I did start. I do get scared because sometimes I'll see, like, fine lines right here.

[John Stamos]

Start doing that.

[Bobby]

No, no, no. I just. I just. But I do take care.

[John Stamos]

Like, I never have any lines on your face.

[Bobby]

No. But if I don't moisturize, I'll see.

[John Stamos]

Moisturize.

[Bobby]

Well, no, I. That's what I think you can do. Is I take 28? Yeah. I'm about to be 29.

[John Stamos]

When's your birthday?

[Bobby]

July 31st.

[John Stamos]

August.

[Bobby]

What are you gonna buy me for my birthday?

[John Stamos]

I'm gonna send you something.

[Bobby]

Are you.

[John Stamos]

I think we can be. Do you think we can be friends?

[Bobby]

I think so. I think we should have a playdate. Our kids are almost.

[John Stamos]

Oh, you mean with the kids?

[Bobby]

Yes. And I'll go when you do the VIP tour so I don't have to pay for it.

[John Stamos]

Yes, yes, yes. Will you?

[Bobby]

I would. What do you mean? Of course.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

That's not even a question. And I'm gonna go to Club 33.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I went one time.

[John Stamos]

Was it fun?

[Bobby]

My uncle worked for AT T and they would, like, let, for some reason him go once a year.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, there's a. There's a. There's a. Like a lounge next to it that you have to go with a club member, but that's. That's where you want to go to. That's pretty cool.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

You drink.

[Bobby]

Is there. Sometimes I'll have a drink. Do you go underground at Disneyland? Is that real? Yeah. Well, that's such a. I feel like only you can get away with that. Does everybody. Does every celebrity go underground?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

Like, you don't have to walk through all the crowds.

[John Stamos]

Sometimes you do. But they have called backstage. We can kind of go backstage.

[Bobby]

That's so lucky. I've never had Disneyland.

[John Stamos]

I went with Josh. I remember going in the tunnels with

[Bobby]

him because he Got access. You don't get access.

[John Stamos]

I wrote a book called if you would have told me.

[Bobby]

And What. What would you have told?

[John Stamos]

Well, if I would have. When I was a kid, if you would have told me I got to walk in the tunnels, you know, if I got to meet the Muppets, I got to be on Bobby Altoff's thing. I just wouldn't have believed it, really. But I'm just saying that out of gratitude. My life is. I can't. I just can't even believe all the great things I get to do.

[Bobby]

I know. Isn't that cool? I think it's cool. Well, our kids are never gonna know what that was like, to have to work for things.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Right, right, right, right.

[Bobby]

I think you need to get a divorce. You see, your.

[John Stamos]

I had to have some. Broke my heart.

[Bobby]

Why?

[John Stamos]

Because I didn't want to get divorced.

[Bobby]

She wanted to.

[John Stamos]

Oh. Took me a long time to get a. But I have to say that I am sort of. I'm. I mean, she has a nice life. She married another guy. She has kids. They're doing great. I met him recently. It was very interesting. He was very sweet. He was very nice.

[Bobby]

Why'd you. On purpose. You met him.

[John Stamos]

We were at a party together, and he came over and he was super nice. He couldn't have been sweeter. He was very, very funny and very charming, and we. I don't. I'd maybe met him once 20, 30 years ago, and then they. And they. And I haven't. But I haven't seen her since we got. Since we got divorced.

[Bobby]

Really? Was it weird? Oh, you guys are barely married.

[John Stamos]

We were together 10 years.

[Bobby]

Oh, 1994. Yeah, I guess.

[John Stamos]

Can you count?

[Bobby]

No, actually, because I was like. I'm really bad at math and math, too. Do you believe in manifesting? Yes, I. I do think I believe in that. I don't know why I do, too, but I think that I've manifested everything

[John Stamos]

I manifested to be on this show.

[Bobby]

I'm sure you did.

[John Stamos]

I remember when you first came out and I said I would. I would like to be on her show.

[Bobby]

What I want to do is act. And if I don't, then I failed at life. But I do think that I can. I'm giving it my haul. I'm going to get an acting coach.

[John Stamos]

I'm going to, like, maybe one day we'll work together.

[Bobby]

I would love to be like, Ask them if I can be a hunting wife. Are you done with that show?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

I don't.

[Bobby]

You got anything else you could throw me in. Just do me a favor.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Maybe a Nepo friend. Is that a thing?

[John Stamos]

Let me think. What? I got something.

[Bobby]

Do you have a Nepo friend? Opportunities. I just need somebody to give me a chance. Just throw me in your movie if you're watching.

[John Stamos]

Someone hasn't. Who called? Let me talk to you.

[Bobby]

You're not answering my.

[John Stamos]

Let me answer it.

[Bobby]

I need you to focus. Do you know Rob Lowe's?

[John Stamos]

Yes. Who is that?

[Bobby]

He's goodlook.

[John Stamos]

Was that Rob Lowe?

[Bobby]

Yeah, it was Rob Lowe.

[John Stamos]

People confuse us sometimes.

[Bobby]

That's.

[John Stamos]

And he. That's nice that we always goof on each. It's a flattery to me.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do you think to him?

[John Stamos]

Touche.

[Bobby]

I. I was telling you my goals in life. If you cared.

[John Stamos]

Go ahead.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

Acting.

[Bobby]

Acting. And then I want to start a daycare.

[John Stamos]

Oh, really?

[Bobby]

That's my dream in life. That. Be cute. So also, if you have any connections to the daycare world.

[John Stamos]

What connections? Just.

[Bobby]

I don't know. No. Because I have this idea. Right. So here's the thing. Now that I'm become a mom and I. I have some money, I've sent my kids to schools that I'm like, wow, that's really amazing. And it's like, unlike what I kind of like the things I saw growing up and just the experiences I had.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

And I do feel like when I was younger, I felt like very frustrated because there's so many kids who were way more privileged and just had lives that I want. I was always envious of people. And I have this idea of starting not like maybe like some sort of daycare or something like preschool maybe where the kids get the same. Maybe even like a private school. I don't know. But I want them to get the same like education and experiences as rich kids. But like they don't have to pay for it. Where the parents can drop them off and like, truly be carefree and like be like, I can go work and I can do. Go do whatever I need to do, but I don't have. Yeah. Like some sort of something that the parents are not worried. And it's like it's not. And like it's like it's in a. Like, it's just. It's very nice. And all the experiences are. Because like my kids preschool. I was like, this is crazy the things they do here. And I'm like, but it's so fun. And my daughter loves it. And I'm like, I want everybody to have that experience. So my dream in life Is to have. I need to. And I also want an excuse to be around kids forever.

[John Stamos]

That's so cool.

[Bobby]

I want. I need a daycare. That's my dream.

[John Stamos]

All right, I think you can do that.

[Bobby]

I love being the house that all the kids come to. Yeah, I love that. And that's. I want to be like that forever. But I'm like, yeah, that's. My dream is to one day open a daycare. But act. Get me the money, because it's not exactly like a. It's like a. It's not a dream. That's gonna make me money.

[John Stamos]

I gotta tell you this. This bench is not comfortable.

[Bobby]

I've got to tell you. The new ones being installed this week. You came. I'm sorry.

[John Stamos]

I mean, it's just coming.

[Bobby]

It's so beautiful.

[John Stamos]

That's what we're sitting on, folks.

[Bobby]

Every episode that I filmed in this house has been getting, like, slight upgrades. Yours is the only one that there's been no upgrades for. Like, the first episode, the pictures were not like. It's just. It's been going up.

[John Stamos]

You see how I'm doing? Takes after things. You try one.

[Bobby]

But what was the take?

[John Stamos]

I was like, you know, like sitcom.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Is that what I should start doing? Just make faces after each one?

[John Stamos]

What's in your refrigerator? Anything good?

[Bobby]

Nothing good. Do you want a blueberry? You said you want to be healthy.

[John Stamos]

We grow blueberries. My wife is a beautiful garden.

[Bobby]

Is your wife good at gardening?

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Or do you guys have.

[John Stamos]

No, no, she does it. And I do it too, with her. But she does. Mainly she has chickens.

[Bobby]

Oh, I wanna. I want chickens. I want silky chickens.

[John Stamos]

What kind?

[Bobby]

Silky.

[John Stamos]

All right.

[Bobby]

They're not, like, gross looking.

[John Stamos]

I had four eggs from the chickens this morning.

[Bobby]

Ew. I've gotten recently grossed out by eggs again. I go in.

[John Stamos]

Don't tell me. Because I like.

[Bobby]

I mean, you like eggs right now?

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Because it's good protein.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I just started. I went to a farm.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And he. And he got.

[John Stamos]

I should have brought you eggs.

[Bobby]

My kids like them and I. I'm not, like, projecting my. They are good, but I don't like that. It's a chicken's period.

[John Stamos]

See, this is when we do a. Take chickens period.

[Bobby]

What do you like that? Like, doesn't that gross you out a little bit?

[John Stamos]

It does now.

[Bobby]

It's like he was, like, describing it too much to me where I've come home and I've. I've been like. I don't really. I can't look at an egg Right now, chicken. It comes out of their butt.

[John Stamos]

Really?

[Bobby]

An egg. You should know this. You have chicken. I didn't know that.

[John Stamos]

Where did you think it came out their butt? Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't know.

[John Stamos]

I clean the eggs.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but it really is like. It's. It's their. Like, it'd be the same as, like, when women are ovulating if their egg just went and they ate it. I don't like that.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Bobby]

So I've.

[John Stamos]

I'm having that for me.

[Bobby]

I just can't. I think I need to be vegan.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

But I eat fish.

[John Stamos]

What? Do you eat fish? Do you eat chicken?

[Bobby]

I. I could. I could say I do. But when I do eat it, I, like, pick around because I'm really disgusted by it the whole time. I really think I was meant to be vegan. I. I think too deeply about things. No, I would. I've been and I. I hate it. But I love crab.

[John Stamos]

Who.

[Bobby]

What movie did anybody put me in? John Stamos.

[John Stamos]

What movie am I gonna present?

[Bobby]

Who could help me?

[John Stamos]

I do.

[Bobby]

Please.

[John Stamos]

I have something coming up.

[Bobby]

I'm begging you. I'm so funny.

[John Stamos]

I would think that you would be.

[Bobby]

I. I guess I've never tried to even make it known that I want to act. I'm just kind of like, this is it. Please, now. And now. If it doesn't happen, it'll be extra embarrassing if I don't manifest it.

[John Stamos]

Just keep going. There's something that I really wanted to do, and I'm going to do it this summer, and I can't say yet.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

But I've been manifesting it, and it's going to come true.

[Bobby]

And it came true.

[John Stamos]

It's. Yes.

[Bobby]

That's amazing. I'm going to.

[John Stamos]

My whole life, I manifested everything. I manifested being an actor, being famous, playing with the Beach Boys, all those things.

[Bobby]

What is the song I keep thinking of when you say Beach Boys? Give me.

[John Stamos]

Give me the beat.

[Bobby]

Boys.

[John Stamos]

Boys. It's Drift Away. A song called Drift Away.

[Bobby]

That's not one of those old bands at all.

[John Stamos]

Do you know this song?

[Bobby]

I feel like they play these at Disneyland.

[John Stamos]

They do.

[Bobby]

I know. My dad loves them.

[John Stamos]

What a face.

[Bobby]

Oh, I've heard this. Oh, I've heard this, too. John. Is your name short for Jonathan?

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

Okay. John, do you think that if the Beach Boys just started now, they'd be famous?

[John Stamos]

That's a great question.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you think all of those people. What is the other. The Beatles. Do you think if they came out right now, yeah. Do you think if they came out right now, they'd be popular?

[John Stamos]

The music is better than anything that's out now. Even better than Oliver, whatever his name is, your guy.

[Bobby]

Don't disrespect Alex Warren.

[John Stamos]

Alex, you're gonna get the most if you. No, no, I know it. My singing teacher works with him. This music. The Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Stones. Like, those songs are better than.

[Bobby]

Have you ever thought that? That's maybe because you have, like, an old ear. Like, it's like your ear. Like, stuff like that.

[John Stamos]

I. My ear isn't that old, but I grew up listening.

[Bobby]

Exactly.

[John Stamos]

This is heart music. It bypasses the brain, goes straight to the heart.

[Bobby]

It doesn't do that to me.

[John Stamos]

It would have if you let me play longer than 10 seconds, but when

[Bobby]

I hear it, I'm just like, okay,

[John Stamos]

you're gonna get hate.

[Bobby]

I am.

[John Stamos]

Or you're gonna get people. Because people.

[Bobby]

I don't even think they're in my. Like, I don't think young people.

[John Stamos]

If you're watching this, give her some flack for this. Beach Boy hate. I like new music, too, but I.

[Bobby]

But, yeah, I don't think that's a

[John Stamos]

bad bust of rhymes. I saw him this weekend.

[Bobby]

Did you? I like. No, none of that music. I wouldn't ever be like, play the Beach Boys, please.

[John Stamos]

What about, like, play who? I would say the oldest music you think you would like.

[Bobby]

Okay, let me think. Spice Girls.

[John Stamos]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bobby]

Destiny's Child. These are old.

[John Stamos]

Yes, they are.

[Bobby]

Okay. That never. Would I be like, I like. I like. Did you watch Kanye West? Old Kanye? Yes, I did.

[John Stamos]

Beach Boys were on there all the time. We did music on them. Do you like Elvis Presley?

[Bobby]

No, I would never be. Play Elvis Presley, please.

[John Stamos]

You're gonna get some. Eight.

[Bobby]

I am. Does anybody listen to Elvis Presley? That's under 30.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Give me my shot here. People love Alex Warren. I'm not bagging on him at all. I love him. But people also like at least some of this older music.

[Bobby]

Sure, but.

[John Stamos]

And Spice Girls and, you know, and Beyonce and stuff. That's cool, too.

[Bobby]

But I just don't think young people are, like. Exactly. When I go to the Hollywood bowl, do you think there's going to be. What's the demographic when we play it?

[John Stamos]

When I play with the Beach Boys at certain venues, there's a lot of young people. People that come still. It's. We played a Stagecoach last year. Stagecoach.

[Bobby]

Well, that's like. People are forced to. They buy the ticket to Stagecoach.

[John Stamos]

No, they were forced there's different places to go. 60, 000 people loved the Beach Boys at Stagecoach.

[Bobby]

People came for them. They're like, oh, people came for all of it.

[John Stamos]

Look, I don't want this whole podcast to be me defending the Beach Boys, but if you had half a brand.

[Bobby]

Well, because you are. You are. Okay, I'm gonna come.

[John Stamos]

You like the Beatles?

[Bobby]

I don't dislike the Beatles. No. Do you want more tattoos, John Stamos?

[John Stamos]

I do, yes.

[Bobby]

How many more?

[John Stamos]

And how many did you have?

[Bobby]

I have the 10.

[John Stamos]

Like, about three or four maybe.

[Bobby]

That's kind of like. Are you having a midlife crisis?

[John Stamos]

It's past mid.

[Bobby]

I guess you're right. You don't have much longer.

[John Stamos]

I know. That's why I wanna. That's why I want to get more tattoos. Who cares? No.

[Bobby]

How much longer?

[John Stamos]

I'm gonna live to be at least 100.

[Bobby]

Okay. That's ambitious.

[John Stamos]

So what?

[Bobby]

I don't think you're gonna live till 100.

[John Stamos]

What are we talking about? Manifesting. You're a man manifesting.

[Bobby]

Men don't live that long.

[John Stamos]

Healthy men do.

[Bobby]

A hundred.

[John Stamos]

What's women do? Live longer than men.

[Bobby]

You want to live to death. Do you think that's why. How old is your wife? You found a young wife?

[John Stamos]

She's younger than me.

[Bobby]

Is she a lot younger than you?

[John Stamos]

We don't need to get into that. Like, what's so.

[Bobby]

AKA she's 28. No, no, she just turned 40. Okay. Oh, but you're. See, it's like. I think it's fine because you do look like you could be 45, but you are actually nearing 70, which is interesting.

[John Stamos]

I'm not nearing 70.

[Bobby]

What are you, 62. Okay, you're getting there. 62, 63. You're almost there.

[John Stamos]

I don't even care. I don't care about age.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

No issues with them.

[Bobby]

Why do you want to live to 100?

[John Stamos]

Because I want to be around to see my son.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

You know, grow up. And. And you grow up. Hopefully get an acting job. That's why I want to live to be 100. To see you get it.

[Bobby]

Okay. I hope it happens.

[John Stamos]

I think it will. My 90s.

[Bobby]

In your name. I just did it.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Commercial and the next 100 wives. Glad we both went there.

[John Stamos]

You're. I bet your people will. You know, when you ever get feedback on this, they'll know that show.

[Bobby]

I'm sure they will. Let me just figure out how much time you have left. You're 62.

[John Stamos]

Go ahead.

[Bobby]

72. 82 is probably okay. You've got about 30 years. Yeah, 35.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That's not bad. That's, like, more than I've ever been alive, so I think that's pretty good. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I can't imagine I'm gonna live each day. Not at all.

[Bobby]

I guess that you could die any day, anybody. But that scares me to think that.

[John Stamos]

Do you think you'll outlive me?

[Bobby]

I hope so. I better outlive you.

[John Stamos]

I hope so.

[Bobby]

I better not die. If any reason you.

[John Stamos]

I mean, you'll outlive me. Yeah, but that's why we got to make the most of every day, right?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

That's what you're doing. You're a good mother. You're a good podcast.

[Bobby]

And I'm gonna go see the Beach Boys.

[John Stamos]

You're gonna come to the show on July and you're gonna be like, you know what? I'm glad I came. My kids had so much fun. They could run around with my son and they. You can have picnic stuff there.

[Bobby]

Okay. Like, I bring my own picnic. It's.

[John Stamos]

They have food there if you want, but you can. I don't think you bring your own.

[Bobby]

You can't bring.

[John Stamos]

Were you trying to think of byop?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

You didn't get it.

[Bobby]

Yeah, no, I did get it.

[John Stamos]

No. You want pee, baby?

[Bobby]

I said it. I said it. Jonathan, I. I.

[John Stamos]

Call me Jonathan. I like that. Will you bring incense to the show?

[Bobby]

I was going to. Is that fine? I'm gonna sage the audience.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Because no, I. I think this is great. I'm so happy I met you. Because I do think this is. It's gonna be a good opportunity for me. I don't know what you're gonna get out of it, but I am gonna get. You're gonna put me in something. You're gonna. You're gonna talk. I know you have a director. I know you have a director in your phone contacts.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I think producers on television, who makes.

[Bobby]

Who casts tv.

[John Stamos]

Probably more producers.

[Bobby]

Okay. No, I want to be in a movie.

[John Stamos]

Writers, movies either, actually.

[Bobby]

I'm not picky. Okay, so let's start with the movie.

[John Stamos]

What kind of movie do you want to be in?

[Bobby]

Any. I think I could do anything.

[John Stamos]

Like a Maybe comedy you'd be good at.

[Bobby]

I would do comedy. I think I could also do, like, anything. I could do the obsession movie. I think I could be the first.

[John Stamos]

What is. What. What is that movie you're talking about?

[Bobby]

I think I want to see it. It's a horror movie, but she. This guy does a spell where he, like, makes her love him.

[John Stamos]

Oh.

[Bobby]

But then she becomes obsessed with him and sounds like she's a great actress. I think I could maybe do that.

[John Stamos]

To be obsessed with somebody.

[Bobby]

I. I could act crazy. I am a little bit. No kidding. I don't know if you can tell.

[John Stamos]

You're a lot more charming and friendly.

[Bobby]

Really? I get that a lot.

[John Stamos]

But I figured you would be.

[Bobby]

Did you? I mean, I've always been this way off camera, but I'm not always been this way on camera.

[John Stamos]

I saw you at the roast.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I was afraid to say hi to you.

[John Stamos]

What? I came and said hi to you. Right. I saw you and I said, well,

[Bobby]

I saw you first and then I. I did get up. I came and say hi and said hi to you.

[John Stamos]

Actually, I saw you. I said, oh, there.

[Bobby]

And I came over and I was

[John Stamos]

like, I'm not hiding under a tent or something.

[Bobby]

I was sitting down. Jonathan.

[John Stamos]

I hosted a one for Sagat, Bob Saget years ago.

[Bobby]

Bob.

[John Stamos]

And that was one of the last great ones. Cuz they were all his friends and they weren't. Although some of the jokes were kind of crude. Olsen twin jokes and stuff. They didn't really hold up. So you never know. The line is. But the. I think the jokes were funnier back then.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I. I was. I've never been to a roast. That was my first one.

[John Stamos]

Why did you go?

[Bobby]

Cuz I got invited. Yeah. I didn't see you once we got in there either, but I did hear them mention you.

[John Stamos]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Bobby]

I was like, wow, that's kind of cool.

[John Stamos]

That was kind of weird.

[Bobby]

They were like, johnson. Oh, wait. Didn't they make. Who made jokes about.

[John Stamos]

She talked about sticking her tongue down my throat.

[Bobby]

Yes, that's true. Has she.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, she did.

[Bobby]

She stuck her tongue. You guys made out?

[John Stamos]

Well, I was on her show.

[Bobby]

You made out on her show?

[John Stamos]

No, she. Well, she made it. She. She went to kiss me and she jammed her tongue down my throat.

[Bobby]

So you made out. That's what some people would call making out.

[John Stamos]

No, making out is. Is. Is participating, like sort of going back at it. I was kind of like, well, okay. That. I was on this roast with Sagat Roast and. Do you know Cloris Leachman?

[Bobby]

Is.

[John Stamos]

You probably don't. She's an older woman. She's passed away, but she's very funny and very famous. And she said, I'm not here to roast Bob Saget. I'm here to John Stamos.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Did you.

[John Stamos]

No.

[Bobby]

No. Why? Remarried at the time, I Had a

[John Stamos]

girlfriend at the time. She did come over my house, though. I invited her for my birthday and she.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Are you a.

[John Stamos]

No, I didn't. She didn't come over. I was having a birthday.

[Bobby]

I'm asking. No, you a.

[John Stamos]

Are you a.

[Bobby]

No, that's not what I. What have you heard?

[John Stamos]

I just heard some things.

[Bobby]

From who? Your friends are all 70? Yeah, they don't know who I am.

[John Stamos]

All my friends aren't 70, John. How. Who. How did I get stuck on this show anyway? By one of my younger friends.

[Bobby]

Yeah. It's unfortunate. Do you. Would you like. I feel like. Because you were known for being goodlooking. Did you.

[John Stamos]

I always wanted to be in a relationship. I always wanted to be married and I always wanted to have kids.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

And I was in long term relationships for a couple of years. I think there was a time when I got divorced and before I met my wife that I probably was around. I was. I was drinking a little too much and carrying on.

[Bobby]

Do you think of yourself and you're just like. Yeah. Are you short? What are you, six? That's kind of short. Well, it's not six.

[John Stamos]

Six. That's six inches.

[Bobby]

Entry. That's entry level.

[John Stamos]

What are you used to tall. Tall people.

[Bobby]

So embarrassing. No, you have more.

[John Stamos]

What's your favorite thing about me?

[Bobby]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

My Disney connection.

[Bobby]

Your acting connections. Your Disney connections, Your Beach Boys connections. Your. Yep. No, that's it.

[John Stamos]

That's it.

[Bobby]

Yeah. That's. It's a short.

[John Stamos]

So it's all about what.

[Bobby]

What you can do for me. Yes, exactly. I'm glad you see that.

[John Stamos]

Can you get me more Instagram followers?

[Bobby]

I can try. Because you're not. You're struggling.

[John Stamos]

Struggling. I have more than you.

[Bobby]

Barely. You're. What do you mean? More famous than I will.

[John Stamos]

You're right.

[Bobby]

So why are you struggling?

[John Stamos]

Because I'm older.

[Bobby]

There's old people with a lot of followers. Mark Cuban's doing great.

[John Stamos]

Not. How many does he have?

[Bobby]

Probably more than you.

[John Stamos]

My bet.

[Bobby]

Why aren't you more popular on Instagram? Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Four and a half million is pretty good for a 62 year old.

[Bobby]

Yeah, but a 62 year old who's John Stamos? It's not.

[John Stamos]

Well, who. Who what?

[Bobby]

Like, why does Josh have so many more than you?

[John Stamos]

I don't think he has. Oh, because.

[Bobby]

Are you serious?

[John Stamos]

Because he's younger and he's. That's his game. It's part of his big thing is

[Bobby]

there's YouTube people that do that.

[John Stamos]

Who?

[Bobby]

I don't know you're right.

[John Stamos]

See?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I think it's because of that. And you know, I don't. I don't really care.

[Bobby]

I know. It's just.

[John Stamos]

I mean, really, like, who cares? And why do I have more than you? You should have way more than me. What?

[Bobby]

Well, I lose followers a lot.

[John Stamos]

I get. I can see.

[Bobby]

Cuz I. I just decided I don't have a single follower who's a fan of the Beach Boys.

[John Stamos]

You want to bet?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Okay, unfollow me, guys. If you guys are a fan of the Beach Boys, I'm not going to lose a single one. Unsubscribe to my YouTube if you are a fan. I'm just. But if you're a fan over 40,

[John Stamos]

unsubscribe for like a week and then go back and you'll see it dip and then you'll come back.

[Bobby]

No, you can just leave. They're not there. They're not there. John, I'm just going to take.

[John Stamos]

Let's do. What if we go on live right

[Bobby]

now, Instagram live, and then ask them what. Are you a fan of the Beach Boys? What do you think your people are going to say?

[John Stamos]

Yes or let's go on yours.

[Bobby]

No. Here. I'm going to do a poll.

[John Stamos]

Okay. Do a poll on yours.

[Bobby]

Yes. And it's going to be a picture of you. Are you a fan of the Beach Boys?

[John Stamos]

Well, I wasn't ready.

[Bobby]

No glasses. Are you under 30 and a fan of the Beach Boys? Okay, we win.

[John Stamos]

You get how long you think a

[Bobby]

director in your phone.

[John Stamos]

How about I do mine and say, does anyone know who Bobby Altoff is?

[Bobby]

Oh, no. No one's gonna say yes.

[John Stamos]

Okay, then.

[Bobby]

Oh, look. No. 67. Oh, my God. Yes. 60. Okay, we can't. We. It's too soon to tell.

[John Stamos]

67%. Yes.

[Bobby]

Give me.

[John Stamos]

That's a terrible picture. Look, I look like I'm pregnant. Get rid of that picture.

[Bobby]

I'm not kidding.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, you are.

[Bobby]

It's not going away. It's already up.

[John Stamos]

Delete it.

[Bobby]

No, John Stamos. I'm not saying it. Do you know what? Why do you care? You're a man. Men should not care about what they look like, John Stamos.

[John Stamos]

Well, I don't want to look like. Like I have. Like I'm fat. Because I'm not.

[Bobby]

You might be.

[John Stamos]

What am I.

[Bobby]

You maybe are going to do with her. Maybe you should work out for more than 20 minutes a day and maybe you won't be. Maybe about your.

[John Stamos]

I'm not. But that picture that you took was.

[Bobby]

It's not happening, Jonathan. Okay.

[John Stamos]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobby]

Well, Jonathan, thank you so much. I'm.

[John Stamos]

I'll end the interview when it's time. Well, Bobby, thanks for having me.

[Bobby]

I. I really do truly hope you cast me in something.

[John Stamos]

I will. I truly wish. I hope you come to this concert.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

[John Stamos]

And let's do a Disney trip with everybody.

[Bobby]

Let's go.

[John Stamos]

Family.

[Bobby]

That would be.

[John Stamos]

My son is really good with other kids, Younger kids.

[Bobby]

Really? Really. It would be so full circle for me to have been a kid at Disneyland, seeing you and then to go back and be near you. That'd be crazy.

[John Stamos]

I wonder.

[Bobby]

I don't know. But you were younger. Well, much younger looking.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Why do you have to end negative?

[Bobby]

No gray sideburns?

[John Stamos]

Why do you have to end like a negative bitch? You're doing so well.

[Bobby]

I tried. I tried to be nice. John Stamo.

[John Stamos]

So this is. That's the real you.

[Bobby]

I enjoyed having you leave me with your phone. Contactless.

[John Stamos]

Ah, you're pushing it.

[Bobby]

Do you want to say hi to my dad?

[John Stamos]

How you doing, buddy? I invited your daughter to Club 33. Maybe you can, but let's leave her at home and just bring you. He's so cute, your dad.

[Bobby]

He's a little old man. You guys are almost the same age.

[John Stamos]

That's all right. That's why we're cool. Yeah, that's why you're not.

[Bobby]

He's not as old as me. Daddy really is.

[John Stamos]

But seriously, we'll go to club. We'll go to Disneyland sometime. Yeah, good. That'd be great. Perfect. He couldn't wait to get off the phone.

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