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Episode: Juicy J "Who is Juicy J?"

Date: May 13, 2026
Host: Bobbi Althoff
Guest: Juicy J (Jordan Houston)
Podcast Network: Studio71

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Bobbi Althoff sits down with legendary rapper, producer, and Three 6 Mafia co-founder Juicy J. The conversation is classic Bobbi: both playful and revealing, blending deadpan humor, banter about age, parenthood, health, behind-the-scenes hip-hop stories, and plenty of riffing on matcha, vodka, and the challenges of adulthood. Juicy J opens up about his family life, music career, secrets to longevity, and perspective on fame, writing, and even AI. The result is a thoroughly entertaining, quirkiest-of-Bobbi interview that sheds light on both her guest’s career and his everyday life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Playing With Persona: Age, Aliens, and Juicy’s Real Life

• Ongoing Age Banter: Bobbi persistently teases Juicy J about his age, trying to pin him down (he insists he's 35—she's not buying it).

  • Notable moment:
    • “I don’t tell my age because I feel like people don’t really care.” (Juicy J, 06:22)
    • “Well, am I nobody to you?” (Bobbi, 06:35)
  • Ongoing “alien” metaphors: Juicy jokes about being from another planet due to his longevity in music.

• Identity & Nicknames: Bobbi inquires about his preference for being called Juicy or Jordan; he affirms ‘Juicy’ is for the ladies, ‘J’ for the guys (02:28, 02:34).

2. Music, Career & Creative Process

• Origins of Iconic Songs:
  • Juicy J discusses the origins of “Slob On My Knob”—written in high school during social studies class, initially thought it was bad, but it blew up after club play (16:11–17:44).
    • “I played it for the second time, and it was like magic, you know what I mean? The whole club went crazy.” (Juicy J, 17:41)
• Writing for Others:
  • Admits to writing and producing for other artists and sharing how some projects (e.g., a Britney Spears song) never came out (88:48).
• The Challenge of Turning Bobbi into a Rapper:
  • Recounts helping Bobbi record a rap song. He considered it a challenge and enjoyed the process (09:40, 10:27).
  • “I wanted to show people I could turn you into an artist.” (Juicy J, 09:40)
• Performance Advice:
  • Urges Bobbi to do "something special" if she performs her song—joking about parachuting in (11:18–11:32).

3. Family Life, Fatherhood, and Health

• Being a Dad:

  • Juicy J’s favorite part: picking up and playing with his kids; values being present (14:11–14:34).
  • “Picking my kids up from school and taking them, playing basketball…that’s everything.” (Juicy J, 14:11)

• On More Kids:

  • Claims he’s done with having kids; jokes about looking old from child-induced stress (14:37–15:04).

• Parenting Styles:

  • Both joke about the messes kids make, letting them have slime, and sneaking healthy food (20:19–21:44).
  • “Kids are not easy to raise, you know? It’s not easy.” (Juicy J, 15:11)

• Health and Habits:

  • Advocates heavily for drinking water as a key to looking/feeling young, even amidst a culture of partying (08:22–08:54, 34:11).
    • “Drink a lot of water—pause. Whatever you do, make sure you drink water. People don’t drink water... Take some time out, drink some water.” (Juicy J, 08:14, 08:22)
  • Talks about his diet—prefers pescatarian, sometimes goes vegan, dislikes soda, eats with his kids, and employs a chef and sometimes a house manager for cleaning (21:15–21:38, 34:46–35:07).

4. Matcha, Vodka, Substances, and Lifestyle

• Matcha Experimentation:

  • Bobbi insists on matcha; Juicy says it tastes like “minty grass” or “earth” and suggests it’d pair well with weed (12:18–13:02). Both end up sharing drinks, mixing in vodka, and discussing THC-laced beverages (25:41–25:59).

• Attitude Toward Substances:

  • “I just smoke weed and drink water. That’s it.” (Juicy J, 08:52)
  • Only drinks alcohol occasionally; strongly denounces drinking and driving (54:21–54:52).

5. Tech, AI, and Modern Life

• Robots & AI Skepticism:
  • Lighthearted but real anxiety about AI, trusting robots, and technology (39:01–40:50).
  • “I don’t trust this stuff… I don’t trust cameras. I don’t trust phones.” (Juicy J, 40:33)
• Using ChatGPT:
  • He shares that he’s used ChatGPT for ankle rehab advice and jokes around about AI listening (41:04–41:54).

6. Unfiltered Anecdotes: Wild Uber Adventure

• Uber Horror Story (56:55–62:02):
  • Juicy J tells an outrageous, cinematic story of an anxious Uber driver who talks about Crohn’s disease, UFOs, hits a bowl while driving, and stocks corn flakes in the trunk. It's both hilarious and unsettling.
    • “He pulled over and says, man, I can’t do this… We’re halfway there, bro.” (Juicy J, 57:54)

7. Nostalgia, Physical Media & Generational Gaps

• Selling Music on Physical Formats:

  • Discusses how cassettes and vinyl are making a comeback, and he sells them for collectors (64:31–65:11).
  • Bobbi confesses never having seen a cassette; Juicy is bemused (65:13).

• Generational Business Hustles:

  • Both share early entrepreneurial stories; Bobbi sold mix CDs and jeans as a kid, Juicy recalls selling “crack, weed, and porn magazines” (66:10–66:16).

8. Reflections: Mental Health, Public Critique, and Staying Positive

• On Depression and Motivation (73:18–76:03):
  • Bobbi opens up about coming out of depression; Juicy’s antidote is positive thinking and focusing on family.
    • “Look here, man, they talked about Jesus, man.” (Juicy J, 72:53)
  • Advises getting out of Hollywood, hanging with Southern folk, and keeping a positive mind despite the state of the world.

9. Pop Culture & Taste

• TV Shows: Recommendations include "From" (supernatural), "Beauty and Black" (strip club drama), and "Severance" (Apple TV) (79:13–80:13).
• Music Versatility: Notes working with producers like David Guetta and attempts at pop writing (89:42–89:55).

10. Marriage & Relationships

• Shares the story of meeting his wife at a Drake afterparty; emphasizes her intelligence and how she supports him (81:13–86:21).
  • “She’s very smart, and she helps me out a lot with a lot of different things.” (Juicy J, 86:08)
• Bobbi persistently (and jokingly) tries to uncover his wife's age and Juicy’s, to no avail.

11. Parenting, Legacy & Not Forcing Kids

• Emphasizes not pushing his children into music, but being supportive if they want it (90:14–90:32).
• Potential future for reality show or scripted TV show on Three 6 Mafia (80:24–80:38).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Health & Habits:
  “Drink a lot of water. Pause...People don’t drink water. Think how many people be partying out here, smoking weed, popping pills, snorting all that old weird shit and they don’t be drinking no water.” — Juicy J (08:22)

• On Writing "Slob On My Knob":
  “I wrote it when I was in social studies class…At first I was like, man that shit whack…so I played it for the second time, and it was like magic—the whole club went crazy.” — Juicy J (16:22–17:44)

• On being a ‘good dad’:
  “I’m the best in the world. Okay, well, I’m the best in the world. I mean, I’m like—weed, alcohol, everything, I’m just saying—I ain’t doing none of that—you know, I’m sober. I’m right there on point.” — Juicy J (69:45)

• On the internet and negativity:
  “I mean, look here, man, they talked about Jesus, man.” — Juicy J (72:53)

• On keeping his age secret:
  “My grandmama never told me her age…that’s pretty cool.” — Juicy J (06:44)

• On performing:
  “You gotta do something special and different. You might have to, like, parachute on the stage.” — Juicy J (11:24)

• On selling physical music:
  “I’ve made…so much money off of cassettes…you can sell them for like $50.” — Juicy J (64:31)

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Timestamp Highlights

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | Summary | |:--------------:|:--------------------------------------|:-----------------------------------------------------------| | 02:28–02:34 | Nicknames | “Juicy” is for women, “J” for men. | | 05:04–05:19 | Favorite Song | Discussing “Slob On My Knob” and its impact. | | 06:22 | On being from another planet | Juicy joking about his age/mystique. | | 08:14–08:22 | Health Advice | Drink water, avoid unhealthy habits. | | 14:11–14:34 | Being a Dad | Favorite part is hands-on parenting moments. | | 16:22–17:44 | Song Origins | Origins of “Slob On My Knob,” from high school to club hit.| | 25:41–25:59 | Mixing Drinks | Matcha, vodka, and edible stories. | | 34:11 | Hydration Obsession | “Drink some water. Stay hydrated.” | | 41:04–41:54 | Using ChatGPT | Tech anxieties and medical self-diagnosis. | | 56:55–62:02 | Uber Ride Story | Wild, unnerving Uber trip to Philadelphia airport. | | 64:31–65:11 | Music Collectibles | Money in vinyl and cassettes. | | 72:53 | Handling Hate | “They talked about Jesus, man.” | | 86:08 | On Wife’s Value | “She’s very smart, and she helps me out...” | | 90:14–90:32 | Parenting Approach | Do not force kids into music, support them if they want it.|

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Tone & Language

• Signature Bobbi Althoff blend: deadpan, dry, often awkward humor, with persistent questioning and gentle ribbing.
• Juicy J comes off both comedic and sincere; direct and unfiltered, but positive and warm, especially regarding music, family, and self-care.
• Plenty of playful back-and-forth (notably on age, matcha, drugs, and parenting).

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• This episode is a window into Juicy J’s enduring persona: both enigmatic and down-to-earth; a hip-hop innovator who now cares as much about school drop-offs, vegetables, and water as club hits.
• Bobbi’s unique interview style elicits a blend of humor and vulnerability rarely seen in music interviews.
• Listeners will come away with a mix of practical life advice (drink water!), wild hip-hop lore, genuine reflections on family and legacy, and pop-culture nostalgia.
• Must-listen moments: Juicy’s Uber story (56:55–62:02), the ongoing age mystery, and reflections on staying positive in a wild world.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Would you like some macho? What is matcha?

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Some kind of coffee or something?

[A]

That's a new question.

[B]

Yeah, I'm.

[A]

Try it.

[B]

I don't drink coffee.

[A]

It's not coffee.

[B]

What is?

[A]

Tea.

[B]

Tea and what?

[A]

Tea and milk. Macadamia nut milk.

[B]

Macadamia. Maca who?

[A]

Macadamia Nut.

[B]

Macadamia.

[A]

Do you want to try it? It's good. You might like it.

[B]

Hey, I got some vodka outside. Can I put some of that in?

[A]

That will be disgusting. It would be so gross.

[B]

I mean, I'm just trying to turn it up in there, man.

[A]

Do you want. Do you want. Do you want.

[B]

I really don't. But you know.

[A]

Wait, tell me why you don't.

[B]

Cuz I don't really. I'm not a. You say it's tea and tea and milk and stuff.

[A]

It's. It's like a latte. Welcome to the really good podcast.

[B]

Today I'm here with Juicy Jade, live and in color. Yeah.

[A]

Do you like to be called Juicy? I mean, is that what people. Is that what people call you? Hey, Juicy.

[B]

I mean we know female. Call me Juicy.

[A]

What about a man, Austin, can you call him Juicy?

[B]

He's call Me J.

[A]

Not juicy.

[B]

I like when ladies follow that.

[A]

Does your wife call you juicy? Think she like, when she's not at you? Probably. So, yeah. I feel like I'm going to call you Jordan.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.

[A]

Okay. Well, Jordan, thank you for coming today. I really appreciate.

[B]

Thank you for having me. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I like your glasses.

[B]

Appreciate that.

[A]

They're cute.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I try to, you know, put it on.

[A]

Tell me about your outfit.

[B]

Trippy sauce.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

Just go trippy friends. Yeah, this. Yeah, this what I call it just, you know, sauce. Know what sauce is, right?

[A]

I've heard that.

[B]

Yeah. So this is like a trippy sauce. I just sauce it up. No, it's not Alfredo sauce. No, it's just like, you know, the clothes.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The drip.

[A]

The drip.

[B]

You know what drip is, right?

[A]

I've heard that. Yeah.

[B]

I just call it trippy sauce. Trippy drip, drip.

[A]

Good. It's cute. I'm gonna wear loud knacks. We wear this.

[B]

No. That's a nice jacket, though.

[A]

Thank you. It's.

[B]

It's gonna fit you. For you.

[A]

It's not tailored. It's Chloe Karashian's brand. Dash makes suits.

[B]

I don't think it. Ask you said. He says not. What? It's not tailored.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it's not tailored. It's just. It's. It's just how it came is.

[B]

It's nice.

[A]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[B]

Yeah, it's nice.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. What did you do today before you came here?

[B]

I actually just got the plane I came from. I was in Williams Court, pa, And I had to drive from Williamsport to Philadelphia and catch a plane. Straight flight back to ll.

[A]

Okay, where's. Where's Williamsport?

[B]

I was like, in the middle of nowhere.

[A]

Nowhere.

[B]

It's like. It's a college. It's a. It's a. It's a college. It's like in the middle.

[A]

Nowhere.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was it fun?

[B]

Oh, it was really. Yeah, it was great, man. Like a lot of great energy. Like those. Those college kids turned up. Up. I'm saying. So. I had fun.

[A]

You performed tr.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What you perform?

[B]

I performed this song called Ryland. They love that song. His out here snitching. They? With the rat Pack.

[A]

Fine, keep going.

[B]

Fit him with the chopper. That's the rat trap. Find him in the trash bag. Off the interstate. House full of gangster. Never renovate you snitching. You deserve to die. Bloody murder.

[A]

Oh, that's scary. A little scary. Turn there. What's Your favorite song you've ever made

[B]

slob on. I think that's got your favorite.

[A]

I think that's everyone's favorite. Yeah, it's a good song.

[B]

It turns the party up all the time.

[A]

I feel like that will never. That song will never get old.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

How old is that song? Done.

[B]

You see? I wrote it. 1991.

[A]

Oh, my God. You did not do that. You weren't alive then in 1991. I wasn't alive. I wasn't even a thought. My parents, they hadn't even met yet. Oh, 91. I was negative six years old.

[B]

Could have been 91.

[A]

How old are you?

[B]

35.

[A]

Yeah, you were not thinking of that song. And you were like, zero. That's not. That's not true. I mean, like, over. Under 40.

[B]

I'm definitely under 40.

[A]

Okay, I don't believe you.

[B]

Why not?

[A]

Because you were old enough to be thinking of dirty songs when you were. When I was negative 6.

[B]

I'm not any weekend. I'm from another planet.

[A]

You believe that?

[B]

I actually do believe that sometimes that

[A]

you are an alien from another planet.

[B]

Yeah. Because the way I think, the way I move.

[A]

How do you think? What are you thinking right now in this moment? What's going for your head? Go.

[B]

I hear I left my weed in the car. Yeah. But overall, on some real shit, like, I don't tell my age because I feel like people don't really care.

[A]

I do.

[B]

You know, I mean, nobody really gives a.

[A]

Well, am I nobody to you?

[B]

Are you somebody? But I mean, like, I don't think people really care.

[A]

I do think they do. I'm. It's so. I'm so curious.

[B]

Yeah, I was under 40. Just leave it at that. You know, my grandmama never told me her age. Every time I would ask her.

[A]

You never guessed?

[B]

I tried, but she would never tell me. So I was like, that's pretty cool.

[A]

Yeah. So you don't tell your age now? Is it dumb online?

[B]

No, no. I mean, what they got online is wrong. I'm actually younger.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, am I wrong for this? I just want to make sure I look good on camera. You gotta keep. You gotta keep your blam, right?

[A]

Yeah. No. How's your glam? Did you do makeup today?

[B]

No, I do my makeup of hands. Just.

[A]

Man, how are you looking? Are you thinking right now

[B]

35? Man, I just turned 35. My birthday is April 5th.

[A]

Oh, my God, you just turned 56.

[B]

No, I'm not 56. Who told you that? That's a lot. I'm not 50. Nothing what?

[A]

60?

[B]

I look at. I can, man, I can. I could play basketball. Run down the street.

[A]

I. I know 80 push ups.

[B]

I believe I'm.

[A]

You're a very fit 70 year olds. No, 70.

[B]

No, I'm not 70. I'm not. No, no, no, no. If I was 70 years old, I'd probably be walking and limping, looking real crazy when I walked in there. You'd be like, damn, this dude like my daughter is.

[A]

He walks normal.

[B]

Cemetery or some. I probably look very.

[A]

You know, I think you'll look great when you're 70 because I think it's coming up soon.

[B]

Well, it's not coming up soon. And I drink a lot of water and I eat.

[A]

Okay. Is that the key? Pretty healthy, so looking good at 35.

[B]

Yeah, it's just like drink water. Drink lot. You got it? Look, okay, this is the camera, right? Which one? Drink a lot of water. Pause. What do you say? Pause.

[A]

I did not say that.

[B]

I did not drink a lot of water. Whatever you doing, like, make sure you drink water. People don't drink water. Think how many people be partying out here, smoking weed, popping pills, snorting all that old weird shit and then they don't be drinking no water. Take some time out. Drink some water.

[A]

Drink some water.

[B]

I'm not promoting you to do drugs now.

[A]

Don't do drugs. Drink water instead.

[B]

Well, you do what you want to do. That's your first.

[A]

He said don't ever do drugs. And he ashamed.

[B]

I'm not here to tell people not to do drugs and not to do drugs.

[A]

Dude, don't do.

[B]

I just smoke weed and drink water.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

And alcohol.

[B]

I may take a shot every night.

[A]

You said you have tequila instead of coffee.

[B]

Yeah, I said every now and then. You know what I'm saying? When it's like a, you know, a turn up session, I might take a couple shots. I don't have to get, you know, blitzed or something. You know what I mean?

[A]

I had proof of weed. It's great. You gave me some.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And that weed is not that strong either. It's like, it's chill weed.

[A]

I felt like it was pretty strong. Yeah, I felt pretty high, you know,

[B]

you didn't look how you was just quiet. You just like you were smoking and you was just sitting in like a corner or some shit.

[A]

What'd you think of a lot day with the day.

[B]

What? The day you recorded the song. That was, that was. That was very challenging.

[A]

Why would you use that word? What you mean Elaborate.

[B]

Well, I wanted to, like, show people that I could turn you into a artist.

[A]

And what did you think?

[B]

I loved it. You know, I played for a lot of people. They was like, what? That's her.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, it's exciting. I want to be a rapper now.

[B]

Yeah. You're gonna start getting paid.

[A]

Your voice is really. I mean, I know you do this professionally.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But when you. Like, when I heard you in there, I was like, wow. Yeah. No, I was not to, like, inflate. Here you go. I was like, wow. You're pretty good.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Keep a good rock. The voice, you know, sounds. Sounds good.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I love making music. And so I knew, you know, by me writing this song and, you know, putting you on the song and making you a rapper.

[A]

I'm. I'm excited.

[B]

That was your first rap song, right?

[A]

Obviously, yeah. I think you could tell by how off the.

[B]

You ever did any song? Ever tried to sing or anything?

[A]

Obviously, you know the answer.

[B]

Well, I'm just trying to make sure, because, I mean, like, you know, I mean, I could tell you didn't, but I mean, sometimes.

[A]

Yeah, sometimes. Actually, I. I've been trying so hard.

[B]

You sing in the shower. Everybody sings in the shower.

[A]

I don't. Oh, no, everybody but me.

[B]

You should trust it in the show.

[A]

I probably should.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I probably should. What are you trying to say?

[B]

Well, it might turn you into. You might want to be an artist next.

[A]

Maybe you have a fan base. I don't have the voice to be an artist or the personality. I don't have stage presence. I don't have anything.

[B]

Well, maybe not stage presence.

[A]

Pretty. Pretty key.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why do you agree?

[B]

Why would I agree?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I mean, like, when you have a rap stage, press is different.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I could teach you that. Like I told you.

[A]

So what would I do? Like, if I perform the song we did, what do I need?

[B]

You got to do something special and different. You might have to, like. I don't know, maybe they can. You could, like, parachute on the stage.

[A]

Why do I have to parachute? I can't just get up there and sing and dance.

[B]

Well, I mean, just make it special, though, you know, because a lot of people don't look at you as an artist, like a rapper. So they'd be like, what the about to happen? What's she about to do?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I'm parachute inside of a tiny little auditorium. Look, sees my matcha done feels done.

[B]

You drink matcha all the time. You do the show.

[A]

That's my new thing. We drink matcha every time. You'd be the first guest to turn down the macha if you did. You have to mix it.

[B]

Okay. All right. Cheers.

[A]

Cheers.

[B]

I guess I'm walking to kraken.

[A]

It's delicious. What do you think? What are your thoughts?

[B]

It tastes like.

[A]

Oh, tell me.

[B]

Well, like. Because it's not sweet. No, it's not sweet.

[A]

No.

[B]

It's kind of like minty grass, maybe. Yeah, but I want to say grass because I never tasted grass. But you know. You know, like the smell of grass. But it's. But you know, like stuff. Like you eat carrots.

[A]

Yeah, it tastes like a carrot, but.

[B]

No, but you know, if you take carrot juice and you put in a blender, if you have took carrot juice and blended it up and drank it,

[A]

it doesn't turn into matcha, but it

[B]

has that earthy taste.

[A]

Okay. It tastes like the earth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, look at you going in.

[B]

I smoke earth. I smoke earth.

[A]

I know. So I feel like you would really like this. I think you love it.

[B]

This will go good. Weed.

[A]

This would good. Do you want weed? You can bring some weed in here.

[B]

I have my.

[A]

You got some weed as long as you share it.

[B]

Yeah, I got a whole box of weed. I got like a whole thing in the car.

[A]

You do?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thanks for providing me weed that day. It was very hard. I was trying to order it on weed maps.

[B]

Yeah. And I said, hey, take this.

[A]

Yeah. I was desperate because I was like, there's no way in hell I'm going to start rapping sober. It's not happening. It's not. I was trying to work up. I was like, there's no way. If I'm sober, am I getting up there and just gonna start rapping?

[B]

She took a shot. I got some vodka in the studio, too.

[A]

Do you. You didn't really offer anything.

[B]

Yeah, I try to keep it professional, you know, I was trying to.

[A]

It's okay. We don't have to keep it professional here, though.

[B]

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Now we know each other.

[A]

Now we're. Now we're. Now we're friends, 35 year olds hanging out.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Now we locked in, man. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yo, Juicy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's talk.

[B]

Yeah, let's talk.

[A]

Let's talk.

[B]

Let's talk.

[A]

Can I ask you anything?

[B]

It depends on what it is.

[A]

Okay, well, I don't like that. Say yes.

[B]

All right, Go ahead.

[A]

What's your favorite thing about being a dad?

[B]

Oh, man, that's everything, you know, Picking My kids up from school and taking them to school and playing with them and, you know, playing basketball with my

[A]

son or he plays professionally?

[B]

No, he's just trying to do some. He's good. Good kid, though. Good kid.

[A]

Is he both of them.

[B]

Both of my kids. Good.

[A]

What's the other one, a boy?

[B]

No, it's a girl.

[A]

Oh, that's cute. You got one of each?

[B]

Yep. I'm lucky.

[A]

Are you done or do you want more kids?

[B]

Yeah, I'm done.

[A]

Yeah, that didn't sound very sure. Is your wife done?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, no, we done. I'm just. I'm just coming off a high, but I'm done. I'm done. Yes.

[A]

I think you should have two more. Why not? No, you could start your own basketball team.

[B]

No, then next time we do an interview, I might come in. You might be like, oh, you. You are 70 years old. You might. You might look at me like I'm 80, because I'll be on it. I'd be in a wheelchair and be so stressed out.

[A]

Do your kids age you? Do you?

[B]

No, I don't think so. But you know, kids are not. They're not. They're not easy to raise, you know, it's not easy.

[A]

They're stressful. Yeah, it's me. I feel like I went from.

[B]

Yeah, they make you feel older.

[A]

They do, yeah.

[B]

They do.

[A]

Yeah. Does it almost make you feel 56?

[B]

No, cuz I'm under 30, so it makes me feel like 36.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Cuz I'm 35.

[A]

Cuz you're 35. It makes you feel 36.

[B]

It makes. It makes me feel 36.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, no, I. And it makes me feel like I'm 12.

[B]

Yeah, and you're only 27.

[A]

By your logic.

[B]

You're 27.

[A]

By your logic. I'm like 4. Slob on my knob.

[B]

What you want to talk about?

[A]

What does that mean? What does slob on my knob mean?

[B]

I mean what you want. What you would. What? What? When you. When you heard that song, what would come to your mind?

[A]

Oh, like being messy?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

On a doorknob.

[B]

Well, pause. But yeah, that's. That's kind of pretty much some good club freaky record.

[A]

Oh, it's freaky. Yeah, it's freaky. What. What inspired it?

[B]

I don't know, man. I was just a. I heard it

[A]

was a really interesting story of how that song.

[B]

I was a hood ratchet ass dude, so I just wrote music. You said what?

[A]

That's not what I thought the story was. I thought there was like a Cool story to this song.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's not. When I first met. When I first made the song, I wrote it. I didn't like it. I wrote it when I was in social study class. My teacher name was Pop Owens. You know, if he's still alive, man, what's up, bro? And if he's not.

[A]

Were you in high school?

[B]

Yeah, I was in high school.

[A]

Oh, you're a baby.

[B]

Yeah, and I wrote the first verse, and I came back the second day and wrote the second verse, and then I put it over a different type of beat, and I just kind of shelved it. And then when I was DJing at this club, I put it over a different beat. I made a whole nother beat to it, and I played it one time in the club. I was DJing. This is my first time DJing this club. I played the song one time, and the next week I came back in to DJ again. As I was bringing my. As I was bringing my crates of records up to the DJ booth, people were walking in the club. They was like, hey, man, make sure you play that song you played last week. And I was like, what song? It was like, that slob on an. Something like that. And I was like, man, that shit whack like, you know what I'm saying? I'm not playing that song. I'm like, bro, you got to play that song. You got to play the song. So I played it for the second time, and it was like. It was like magic, you know what I mean? I was like, holy. The whole club went crazy.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like it still has that effect on people.

[B]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

And it's my favorite song to dance to.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You'd be dancing it.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

In the shower sometimes.

[A]

In the shower especially.

[B]

You should do a version. You should do a version like.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

A lot of people do different versions. A lot of females have done different.

[A]

I'm sure people are dying to hear my version.

[B]

Yeah, I write it, I produce it for you.

[A]

Okay. So it'll be your new version.

[B]

Yeah, it'd be dope.

[A]

What would you sing in my version?

[B]

I don't know. I have to sit down and really think.

[A]

Okay. I think.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? I have to really think hard because I got to think about, you know, where you at in life and what you want to talk about and stuff like that. I don't want to say anything crazy that'll make.

[A]

Do you write a lot of music for other people?

[B]

Yeah, I Do some things.

[A]

Is that like mainly what you do? Is it a secret? Well, like, do some people tell you to write? Oh, my God. You keep drinking the matcha. It's crazy.

[B]

It's actually good. It's refreshing. Go. Thank you for this matcha.

[A]

She left cuz she was crying somewhere, but it's okay. Oh, yeah, she was like, he doesn't like my matcha. Yeah, she's crying.

[B]

Oh, my bad.

[A]

It's okay.

[B]

Hey, I'm sorry. I apologize. Please. Hey, this is some good matcha.

[A]

And now you're gonna order matcha everywhere you go?

[B]

I might. It got a kickback to it. It does have a kickback.

[A]

It's a little. It's a little interesting. Earthy is right. You know what? I'm not gonna lie. She did a horrible job and it's disgusting.

[B]

She did a what?

[A]

She did a horrible job. It's disgusting.

[B]

You don't like it?

[A]

No, but you drinking it. I am. It needs some sugar in it.

[B]

Ah, yeah.

[A]

She's getting better. We're perfecting it.

[B]

See, I don't like no lot of sugar. That's why I liked it.

[A]

Oh, okay. Well, there we go. Maybe she knew, like crazy sugar in it. No, I like it to like be sugar with like a little bit of matcha.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

You like, do you. Are you a healthy person?

[B]

I mean, I'm not gonna say I am. I just try.

[A]

I feel like you're very healthy.

[B]

I try.

[A]

Do you drink soda?

[B]

No. The only time I may drink some soda if I'm mixing some vodka, some Tito's vodka with ginger ale. I'll do that sometimes.

[A]

But you won't ever just drive by McDonald's and get a Dr. Pepper?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, I do that. What do you think about that?

[B]

I mean, that's, that's, that's horrible. I don't. Yeah, I can't. I can't drink that stuff. Give you like acid stomach acid and acid reflux.

[A]

That's my one. That's my guilty pleasure. But I did. I didn't drink soda for like six years, and then my sister did, and then I was like, let me try this. And I was like, damn it.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

She's killing me.

[B]

Oh, for you.

[A]

Are you. She's not. How are your kids? Are they healthy?

[B]

They try. They like chicken nuggets and McDonald's and stuff, but I try to eat vegetables. Yeah. Yeah. My wife makes them a lot of food, so she cooks them a lot

[A]

of stuff at the house, but they actually eat it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. They eat it.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I'm always impressed by children who are healthy. Yeah, mine are. But I have to kind of sneak them in there.

[B]

Yeah, my kids, they just, they funny with it. They'd be like, what's that? If I eat. They see me eating something like, is that vegan?

[A]

But are you vegan?

[B]

No, I've. I've had some vegan food before and I've eaten like little fish or something.

[A]

You like it?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's cool.

[A]

Do you want to become vegan?

[B]

You know what? I. I tried to be vegan for a little while. It was cool. But then I was just like, man, I just miss. I like sushi and be pescatarian. Yeah. And then. But you know what? One thing about me, I might would eat like some salmon, some sushi or whatever. Then I might just go straight vegan for like three months.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And then I'll.

[A]

That's hard.

[B]

Yeah. Then I'll start back eating fish and stuff again. But that's my main thing. I like fish and vegetables and shit.

[A]

Do you like seafood boils?

[B]

Yeah, every now and then.

[A]

Crab.

[B]

Every now and then. I'm not just a big fan of, you know, I like. I like crab rolls.

[A]

No, I like crab legs.

[B]

The crab legs is cool too.

[A]

They're delicious.

[B]

Yeah, I. With those.

[A]

I wish we were doing that right now.

[B]

Crab leg. What kind of Red Lobster? I'm just fire, right.

[A]

I haven't had those.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Red Lobster got the fire.

[A]

I just. I go to boiling crab and get it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Bowling crab is dope too.

[A]

It's delicious. I wish we were. I hope somebody orders us some right now.

[B]

Do I look comfortable over here? No, because I'm like, I just did this. I'm like, damn, it's a picture.

[A]

You could scoot over a little bit. And then there's no the other way.

[B]

And then there's just edit to make me look, you know, look comfortable on camera. Right.

[A]

No. Oh, now you're going to see how uncomfortable you are. I don't know, maybe just don't lean, you know, lean forward.

[B]

Lean forward, Lean in, lean in, Lean back, lean back. Let me see. I thought I had a vape or something in my pocket.

[A]

Do. Are you feeling like you need a substance?

[B]

Nah. But I mean, like, you know, sometime you're bored. I'm not. I'm not bored. It's actually sunny outside. It's palm trees. Why not smoke some weed?

[A]

Yeah, I told you you could smoke some weed.

[B]

We gotta enjoy our lives every day. I wanna. I Don't smoke weed on your show. That they might, like, try to.

[A]

No, it's fine.

[B]

Even on Tick Tock, they let you.

[A]

No, no, we blur it out.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, I don't wanna. I want to sit here and you know, because I want to sit here and be all high and, you know, you asked me a question, I give you some bizarre ass answer.

[A]

I feel like that's better.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you like that? Crazy. And I got. I got. I got vodka out there, too.

[A]

Oh, God. You want to put vodka in here?

[B]

Would you drink it?

[A]

I would. I would try it. I feel like I'd hate it. I have a. I have something I would add to mine. You can add vodka to yours?

[B]

What. What do you have? You gonna add to yours what it was?

[A]

Will you grab the thing up there? I'll tell you when I see it. Oh, look. Do you want to see what came just in time for our interview?

[B]

Oh,

[A]

your own mug. Oh, look, we can actually even have. Okay, Alexis, come here. Listen, mister. Mr. Jordan.

[B]

Yep. Excuse me, sir.

[A]

Jordan. Lexi. Would you make me a little mixed drink? She's never made one before. She's also never made matcha before, but. Here we go.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

So where's your vodka? Because I don't actually own that.

[B]

Tracy, can you. Can you go pick it up?

[A]

Okay, so you just want regular. I'm gonna have my little drink. Orange juice.

[B]

Make sure you give her a quadruple shot.

[A]

I do have to take one.

[B]

You need to loosen up a little bit. Just loosen up.

[A]

I'm loose. I'm so loose. Just lose this, you know, I'm the loosest. Nup. And then first and ever right now.

[B]

Just loosen up.

[A]

Let's sing.

[B]

We gotta go to a strip club one day.

[A]

Absolutely not. I've been to so many strip clubs. I was a stripper.

[B]

You was? For real?

[A]

What if I was?

[B]

I'm like, what club? Why?

[A]

Oh, the one down the street. I was a stripper for a couple years back. Can you imagine, Mia? People would, like, demand their money back.

[B]

No, they probably pack out. You probably pack out. You got a fan base. A lot of people know you.

[A]

Yeah, but if I was a. I'd

[B]

know if you start stripping now. Yeah, they probably would.

[A]

Yeah. Do half of that.

[B]

She, like, give half it. No, I'll do all.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

Quadruple shot.

[A]

Oh, so mine is like. What is it? Th. Is that what it's called? Thc. Is that what comes from weed?

[B]

Yeah. Thc.

[A]

Yeah, that company sent it to me, and I've been kind of, like, chipping away at that bottle every once every month.

[B]

Every. Oh, so you. What, you've been drinking on the same bottle for a month?

[A]

Yeah. And it's barely even dripped away. It kind of gets me high. I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'll feel like I'm not high, and then I'm like, oh, God, I'm high.

[B]

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, you maybe just slow down, then. Drink some water. That's what I always do.

[A]

I will. Eventually.

[B]

Some Gatorade or something, you know, something

[A]

with some, you know, electrolytes.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. Matcha.

[B]

Yeah. Cheers to matcha.

[A]

Let's drink some grass together. Here's your little cup to make your drink in. I'm gonna make your drink, but don't cover your nose or something, because it's gonna be gross. Coming to stop.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Have you ever had a.

[B]

You like the way vodka smells?

[A]

Tastes? Smells? It smells like it could clean stuff, you know? Cheers.

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

Okay. You're having a little vodka orange juice.

[B]

Yep. And some. Some matcha Matcha.

[A]

I'm having a little thc. Ooh. How's your drink? You got. You probably want some matcha to watch.

[B]

Let me. Let me. Give me some breath mints, man. This. You know it. You know this. When you drink vodka, it has a.

[A]

I have not seen somebody pull that out.

[B]

And, yeah, that's a lister.

[A]

It's almost like that came from when you were younger, you know?

[B]

It's a listening strip.

[A]

I feel like people over 50 would have listened. Strips.

[B]

You think so?

[A]

Yeah. You think so? I think we took a poll. I don't think anybody under 50.

[B]

What do you do to freshen your breath up?

[A]

A piece of gum?

[B]

See, I don't like chewing gum.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Who does it?

[A]

Who chews gum like that? Actually, that's another question.

[B]

But, you know. But you know, but some people chew gum and they have it, like, in their mouth, they be talking. You ever seem to be talking to somebody, you see gum about to pop out their mouth?

[A]

I guess I'm just.

[B]

I'm not trying to chew anything. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah. I swallow my gum. Is that gross?

[B]

Pause. But I. Like I said, I don't.

[A]

Don't say that. After you turn the things I say sexual when they weren't.

[B]

Okay, okay, all right, all right. My bad. You say you do what? Swallow your gum.

[A]

Okay, my gum. Okay, My gum. Gum.

[B]

I mean, I just feel like.

[A]

Okay, don't make that weird. I swallow my gum. That's the Only thing I do, though, so don't try to. Don't. That's it. That's the only thing I swallow. Just my gum. It's all. I'm going to drink my drink now.

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

I'm kind of jealous. Lexi, can you change my drink?

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

I want a refund.

[B]

What's wrong with the drink?

[A]

I'm going to try yours.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I was like, this is going to work in like an hour. That's. That's. I need. You need something now to get through.

[B]

Yeah, you might.

[A]

And I hope by the end of that drink, you tell me how old you are.

[B]

And you might want to drink. Eat some, like some gum or. Or a Listerine strip. It has a bad taste.

[A]

Oh, because you said my broth smells.

[B]

No, I'm not. It just has a bitter. It has a real bittery taste.

[A]

Does it?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I feel like if anything is, like, cleaning you, you know, little sweep. It's alcohol. It kills stuff. It's like basically rubbing alcohol too.

[B]

That's. It smells like that. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I don't think that could cause bad breath, to be honest with you.

[B]

I'm gonna drop the song.

[A]

It's up to Suki. Yeah, I have to ask her.

[B]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[A]

I don't know what. I'm scared.

[B]

It's gonna shock a lot of people.

[A]

It's gonna shock too many people.

[B]

Yeah. They're gonna be like, what.

[A]

What the. What the is that?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Y' all get ready. She's gonna make a debut.

[A]

It's. It's. It's gonna be interesting.

[B]

I get 20 off all the rap shows. Can I be the manager?

[A]

What rap shows you can be doing?

[B]

You'll get some rap shows. People gonna ask you to wrap that song.

[A]

Okay, I'll do it.

[B]

This is. They just want to see it.

[A]

Do I have to memorize the words? What do I do? Just wrap it.

[B]

Just wrap it. Memorize the words. Or you can rap over the. The track or whatever.

[A]

Do you lip sync? Sync? Is it sync? It's sink.

[B]

No, it's like I don't think people rap over the track. And some people. I do both. I rap live. Sometime I rap over it. Don't matter.

[A]

Let's change the words to sing because I feel like that makes more sense. I don't like lip sync.

[B]

Even if I rap over the track. I see what you're saying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's still live.

[A]

You lip sing over the track.

[B]

It's not lip sync. Cuz lip sync is like, you know, you be saying and nothing's coming out.

[A]

That's what it is.

[B]

But if you rapping over the track.

[A]

Well, what. What is that?

[B]

Well, I mean like saving the track is playing in the background. I'm rapping.

[A]

That's, that's. Oh, cuz you're singing on top of it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why don't you just turn off the sound of you in the background and just sing it?

[B]

Yeah, I do that too. I do that too. I can do that. Let's not. It's easy.

[A]

I know you can. I heard you singing. You were doing a little song.

[B]

Yes, that's the easy part. Performing and stuff and making music to me is like just. That's a given.

[A]

Bottoms up. Oh my God. This is disgusting.

[B]

Yeah, well, I say you got to have some gum or something to. Cuz the. The aftertaste is like I haven't.

[A]

Right. Had alcohol in so long.

[B]

Yeah. Feel like you had like a frat party or something, you know?

[A]

I do. I feel like I'm at one right now.

[B]

Well, I mean, did it take you back to like when you.

[A]

I was never at a frat party in my lifetime. That never happened. Okay.

[B]

Or you was at somebody's house party.

[A]

You know, I was not at a house. I never got loose. Do you let your kids play with slime?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You do. I feel sorry for the children whose parents care about messes. Cause I just. I let my kids play with really messy things.

[B]

I mean, I mean, as long as you, you know, you know, you keep an eye on them and they don't.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, so what if they ruin a pillow?

[B]

Well, yeah, I don't. Yeah, forget that. That's nothing. They gotta be kids.

[A]

Don't. Yeah. Just don't get really nice things. This is a table. Do you want. Can you guess where the stable is from?

[B]

No. That's nice. I didn't even know this was your place.

[A]

This is my house. This is where. I didn't know that I brought you to my home.

[B]

For real. Because at first I was like, does

[A]

not look like my home.

[B]

Well, now it does.

[A]

The Kate, take a little. Go ahead, take 30 seconds to look around and tell me if this looks like it's lived in.

[B]

Yes, it does. But at first, you know what? I thought it was just like a home. So I sent my. My guys over.

[A]

I did see that you sent them in. I was like, this is scary.

[B]

Yeah. Like check out the. I didn't know where I was going.

[A]

Yeah. Just know some random strange house.

[B]

Well, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know this was Your now when I saw the names and I see all the toys, I was like, oh, this. She lives here?

[A]

Yep, this is my house. Oh, that's our slime station right there. Hi, I'm Nicole Phelps, global fashion news and features director at Vogue and co host of the Run podcast. Each week on the show, our listeners get an all access pass into the world of Vogue. On Tuesdays, join me as I interview influential designers like Calvin Klein, Rachel Scott and Simone Bellotti. On Thursdays, join Chloe Mel, head of editorial content at Vogue US and Shoma Nadi, British Vogue's head of editorial content as they explore fashion through the lens of culture with guests like Doja Cat and Margot Robbie. Listen and watch the run through with Vogue wherever you get your podcasts and Vogue's YouTube channel.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I like it. It's nice. It's dope.

[A]

They're like little arts and crafts, a little station. So that, that needs to be reorganized cuz I kind of go crazy with that.

[B]

But that's cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's for the kids.

[A]

It is. Thanks for coming to my house. When are you going to invite me to have a play date?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is your wife. Would your wife want to have a play date with me? Yeah. Would she? Yeah.

[B]

You're cool, man.

[A]

Can we take. Will she take her kids to slumu with me?

[B]

You been there, Slowmo. Never been to Slow Mo.

[A]

Your kids would love it.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I go. Well, now I don't let them actually go.

[B]

Oh, what? What?

[A]

So we just go straight to the gift shop. Now it's like a. A zoo. You know how they like trap you with the gift shop at the end?

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Or an aquarium. They trap you with the gift shop. Now we just skip the like aquarium or zoo part, you know, that thing, and we just go straight to the gift shop. And I'm like, you guys can get some. Some slime real quick and toys. Just a slime place. That's it.

[B]

Oh, you know what? I did take them there. It's like. It's all slime, right?

[A]

Pink, I think.

[B]

I can't remember the name of it, but I remember taking them.

[A]

It's the best place for kids.

[B]

Yeah, it's like slime. This everything is slime.

[A]

Yeah, you get to like put your hand. It's so great.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I've been there. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Would you like some slime? I can give you some to play with right now.

[B]

I'm not playing with those.

[A]

Why not? Why not? Help Lighten the mood, you know?

[B]

Well, I mean, Hey, I gave you some weed. You can play with that weed. You know, I might.

[A]

I'm gonna light it on the. On the candle. Whoo.

[B]

This got me kind of. Okay. I feel like I. But I got a buzz now. What about you?

[A]

That happens to me very fast. I already felt. The second I took a sip, I was like, I feel this serious.

[B]

I need some water. Anybody.

[A]

Do you need a couple. Lexi, may we please get a cup of water here? He wants a third drink.

[B]

Yeah. You know, it's always good to drink water. You know, I want to tell people I gotta. I gotta be.

[A]

You do need to practice what you preach, Dr. Yeah. Drink lots of water.

[B]

Yes. You got to. Because I've seen so many people pass out being dehydrated. You can get dehydrated easy. Nobody really drinks water. We drinking everything else and doing everything.

[A]

You feel very like you're very passionate about the drinking of water. Well, man, you know, drinking some water now. This is good. This is great. Lexi gave me my water. It's in there. Let's get. Let's get some water.

[B]

Drink some water. Stay hydrated.

[A]

Don't show anybody how messy my room is.

[B]

Stay hydrated. You gotta stay hydrated. And plus, I'm not high all the time, you know?

[A]

Do you like how clean my house is?

[B]

Yeah, it's very clean.

[A]

So if you go to any closed door, it's immediately not clean. Yeah, I just took everything out of the main rooms and threw it in there. And I was like, these rooms are off limits.

[B]

It's really.

[A]

All morning cleaning.

[B]

It's all set up. Like, you know, when I walked in, I was first. I was like, hold up this Airbnb. Because everything was so, so clean. And it was just set up. Everything's set up.

[A]

It's not. It's not like that at all. You'd think I would just keep my house clean so that, like, I'm. Now that I'm doing interviews here, it just becomes a thing that every time I wish I need one.

[B]

One day you can get a mate. It's not.

[A]

I feel like that's actually not. You're not allowed to say that word anymore. You're gonna get canceled. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, they don't call them then. I'm sorry, what? They call them, I don't know.

[A]

Housekeepers, I think so maybe not. That might even be canceled. No, do not call them your help. No, do not call them your help.

[B]

Would you? Paying them.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Let's. Let's call them house managers. Yeah, Yeah, I think That's a lot.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. I don't have a house manager at this time.

[B]

You should get you a house manager.

[A]

I think I should, but the problem is, is that nobody. I've. I've had people here and there come. They don't do it the way that I would do it. I just want to have two of me.

[B]

Well, I mean. Oh, you can get a clone, maybe.

[A]

Do you think that they take your brain? Like, does it have your same brain?

[B]

Hey, man, look. They cloning chickens and cloning cows and all kind of.

[A]

But it's not like the same. Do you.

[B]

I'll get a robot.

[A]

Are you religious?

[B]

Yeah, I'm religious. What about you?

[A]

What religion?

[B]

I am a Christian.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yep. What about you?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know if I believe in a religion.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I ask because. Because I don't remember why I asked anymore. I forgot.

[B]

You never prayed.

[A]

No, no, no, listen. I was very religious before growing up. I was so religious.

[B]

All right?

[A]

I have a huge Bible verse tattooed on my back. But I think I believe in God. That's. But, like, I don't. I can't say I think, because if I go right now, if I die, God is like. Did you just. Did you say, I think and then I go to hell because of that? No, I believe in God.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

But religion. I don't know about all that, but

[B]

you think it's a scam or something.

[A]

Like, do you really believe. Oh, let me get myself canceled real quick. Do you really believe that Noah. Noah's ark was real?

[B]

I do.

[A]

Okay. You believe that, like, two of every single type of animal and insect and everything hopped onto a giant yacht type of thing?

[B]

It probably wasn't two. It probably was three or four.

[A]

No, it said two.

[B]

Yeah, but, I mean, you know, pair of each.

[A]

Yeah, but, I mean, you know what? Okay, I take it back. I don't know what I believe because maybe. Maybe I think I might not know anything.

[B]

It could have been three of each. Or four.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I mean, like, just being real. I mean, like, we came.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, how. How big would this boat have to be to fit two of every single type of thing in this world?

[B]

Had to be a pretty big boat, and they just.

[A]

They just, like, ages ago, had the world's biggest boat.

[B]

Yeah, but we don't. We, you know, we. We know we're not. We can't jump in a time machine, so we don't really exactly know.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The whole. I mean, we can listen, you know, read the Bible and, you know, I don't think everything's going to be accurate.

[A]

Have you read the Bible?

[B]

Yeah, I read it. Yeah. I don't think everything is going to be accurate as, like, how many this and how many that. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[A]

I went to a Christian school for second and third grade.

[B]

Oh, great.

[A]

You know, there's a Christian pledge.

[B]

No, A pledge?

[A]

Yeah. I've just had a memory of that. We had to pledge allegiance to the Bible.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I don't remember what our pledge was, but I'm like, I didn't even know that was a real thing. Do you remember the Pledge of America or whatever?

[B]

What? The Pledge of.

[A]

What is it? United States? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

To listen to the flag. The United States of America and some other stuff.

[A]

What, you forgot it?

[B]

Well,

[A]

individual and with liberty and justice for all. Amen.

[B]

Yeah, there you go.

[A]

Amen.

[B]

Amen.

[A]

I realized just how, like, stupid I am when I try to remember things like that.

[B]

Well, I mean, that's not stupid, really.

[A]

Well, if you don't remember, so you don't want to.

[B]

I mean, it is what it is. Some people remember, some people don't. But, you know, when you hear it, you know what it is. You know where it comes from.

[A]

Oh. That's why I brought all this up. Because you believe, like, you can be cloned, but your consciousness can't be cloned.

[B]

You don't know. Of course not.

[A]

Okay, so you're not the same. I want us. I want me. I want me to be my, like, everything.

[B]

Well, you know, they got these robots. I think you can program them.

[A]

Would you get a robot?

[B]

Yeah, they like, 30,000. I would get a robot.

[A]

You would get a. You would let that in your house?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if it turns on you? You haven't seen iRobot?

[B]

No, I don't think it's gonna be like iRobot.

[A]

What makes you think that?

[B]

I mean, it could. You know, you're right. I don't know. I mean, like, this chat GTP, all this AI stuff is like, GTP or whatever. Chat CT, whatever. Yeah, that's a lot of OpenAI.

[A]

At least you didn't say chat GBT. I feel like that's worse.

[B]

PT or whatever. Yeah, it's a lot of these. It's a lot of these AI. Everything's like. I just was riding down the street and I saw a car and nobody was in it, you know, It's a lot of stuff.

[A]

Waymo. Would you get in one?

[B]

I don't think so. I think I'd rather just.

[A]

I've never been in one. Let's get in one. I wouldn't do it. I'd be too scared. It's just the steering wheel moves. Why does the steering wheel have to. Oh, because the wheels have to move and it connects.

[B]

Oh, you never know. You never know what that thing may do. The thing may turn on you.

[A]

Okay, but that's. And you would. Okay, so now remember what you just said. You want to let a robot in your house.

[B]

But I feel like a robot is kind of different than a car.

[A]

You just. No, cuz it's AI. You would let that in your house.

[B]

I could. I could get a. I could get, you know, like using one of those cars and you tried to hit it with a bat or something. You know, you probably could. It might won't even let you get out the car. Like, you know, you. If it piss you off.

[A]

I'm really. And what do you think a robot's going to do again?

[B]

Well, it's probably not going.

[A]

You know, it's probably not going to. But it could.

[B]

I could hit it with a bat, knock it out. Or I could just unplug it.

[A]

They're not in. You can't get close enough.

[B]

Or pour some water on it.

[A]

You've never seen iRobot then. Because you. This isn't. This is real life. I don't trust anything that can be hacked. I barely trust my own WI fi.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, true. You know, you don't want to have any camera.

[A]

I'm not taking it. Or I don't trust Alexa. I barely trust. I don't trust my phone. But I need it.

[B]

No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't trust cameras. I don't trust phones.

[A]

Not doing.

[B]

Because I don't trust this stuff.

[A]

You're gonna have a robot in your house. They're gonna take videos.

[B]

They'll just see me, you know, standing outside smoking some weed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Taking a shower.

[A]

Don't get a robot.

[B]

A piano or something like that, you know. Nothing.

[A]

I don't get a robot.

[B]

Why not?

[A]

I'm telling you, it's a bad idea.

[B]

I. I don't think. I think it's gonna be cool. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, do you use Chat gpz? Do you know it's controversial?

[B]

Yeah, I know. A lot of people talk. Yeah, I've used it before. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. Why not Free?

[A]

Because it's really bad for the planet.

[B]

It's really bad.

[A]

It Is.

[B]

I mean, it's free. What the.

[A]

I paid. I. No, I do not pay 20amonth for it.

[B]

Well, no, you can use it for free.

[A]

You can, but it's just like. Works less great if you do.

[B]

I don't see nothing wrong with free. You know, if I use. I might use it.

[A]

Like, what would you use it for?

[B]

For, like, my ankle was messed up. I just Google it.

[A]

What's wrong with your ankle?

[B]

I did a show maybe like three, four years ago, and I kind of. I sprang it real bad and.

[A]

And it's still bad.

[B]

It still hurts every now and then. So I had to. I chat. GTP is like, yo, what should I do to rehabilitate my ankle? Stuff like that. And it gave me some good information.

[A]

Let's say it together. Chat.

[B]

Chat. G, G, P, P, T, T. I don't remember what that is.

[A]

AI, do you know what? I hate when people call it chat. If you said that, I would have had a problem with you.

[B]

Well, I don't.

[A]

That just feels. Let's not pretend it's like a person, you know? Like, it's not like a. Your friend. Well, like, it's AI.

[B]

It actually talks back to you, too.

[A]

I know. And you know what's crazy is, like, it talks in your lingo. Like, mine is very formal.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But my boyfriends will say like, bet to him and stuff. And it's. It'll be like, bet. And he's like, I don't even talk to it like that. And it's just like. It just talks to him like that.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

They're watching you and they're listening to you.

[B]

Of course. That's why you don't give them a lot of information.

[A]

Well, they're hearing us right now.

[B]

Yeah, you just give them just enough. You'd be like, hey, what I need to do to fix my sprained ankle.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Something cool, you know, I mean, nothing too crazy, you know, it tells you

[A]

what you want to hear.

[B]

I can see that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They don't never tell you the bad. No, you're like, what's the worst thing can happen? Whatever. They'd be like, well, you know.

[A]

No, they're very biased. Yeah, let's tell you what you want to hear. Do you want more vodka in your cup?

[B]

I'm taking my time. You. I got to go to, you know, I got parties later on. It's late. Later tonight.

[A]

Okay. Don't try to get out of here now.

[B]

No, I'm good. I'm here to stay.

[A]

Stay here. Stay here. This Is tempting me.

[B]

Got a room back there. I gotta. You got a studio back there.

[A]

Like I said, if you open any one of these doors, this. You're gonna. You're gonna be disgusted. But you'll look at me different.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

You're gonna be like, what the is happening in her house? That room.

[B]

You need a robot.

[A]

I need a robot. That, that, that main room that you walked into, I just grabbed everything in there and I just threw it in that room. I was like, minutes to clean. I'm just going to throw it in there.

[B]

Oh, that's why this place just looks so.

[A]

Yeah, the rooms that are closed are really like, they're, they're closed for good reason. I bet your house is clean. Yeah, you give me that. Like, you have a very clean house. Everything has a place and everything's in its place. Is that true?

[B]

Yeah, I have a house manager.

[A]

Well, every day she's there.

[B]

Every other.

[A]

That's my dream. Every other week.

[B]

Yeah. Like she may come in like once every two weeks. Yeah, something like that.

[A]

And it stays clean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, well. Cuz you have your wife. Yeah, I want to have a wife. Must be nice.

[B]

You can get a wife. That's easy.

[A]

I'm going to get a wife.

[B]

Check your DMs. Like you might have a wife already in there trying to somebody date you.

[A]

I think, I think it's like I. I'm jealous of men because they get to date women and women are just great. They do so much. They're like just. They think of everything. Men are.

[B]

Okay, yeah, get your wife.

[A]

I'm gonna get a wife. I'm gonna ask my boyfriend if we can get away. We'll see what he says.

[B]

That's hilarious, man. Gonna kill that man. Kill that shot, baby.

[A]

I think that you loosen it up now.

[B]

I can see now.

[A]

Did I, did I pour this or did my sister.

[B]

I don't know. I think you did.

[A]

I think I poured too much.

[B]

Oh, that's good, man. I'm drinking water.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna drink water too.

[B]

I shot this morning.

[A]

Every single episode. I do. I. I feel like I missed. Didn't even finish the word. Every. Did I say every. All the way. Every single episode that I do, I think of something that the next episode needs. Like I'm. I'm slowly progressing. That's why I'm gonna post the episodes in the order I film them. Because every single episode I feel like it gets like one level better.

[B]

Oh, oh, okay.

[A]

And I just thought of the fact that the next episode needs to have snacks.

[B]

Snacks. Oh, because she.

[A]

I'm, like, hungry right now. Maybe I'm just hungry. So that's why I'm thinking of that. I'm like, we should have had a snack right now.

[B]

What kind of snacks you eat? What do you eat?

[A]

I want some macadamia nuts.

[B]

For real?

[A]

I'm so serious, too. You don't like them?

[B]

Yeah, they cool.

[A]

They're so good.

[B]

You don't like almonds?

[A]

No, they're not. They're like, meaty.

[B]

Almonds are the best, man.

[A]

No. Macadamia nuts all the way.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Cashews. Cashews.

[B]

Oh, cashews are dope.

[A]

I have unsalted cashews.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah. I like unsalted cashew.

[A]

Have you ever made Alfredo sauce with no cashews?

[B]

I've tried some of that, but now I never make. I don't know how to make. I don't know how to cook.

[A]

Does your wife cook?

[B]

Yeah, I can burn a great water. Burn a, A great water dish that I don't know how to cook.

[A]

You literally can't cook water. You don't know how to boil water.

[B]

I'm just joking. I can, I can, I can make breakfast. I can make.

[A]

What do you make?

[B]

Turkey bacon and eggs.

[A]

Turkey bacon and eggs? Every day?

[B]

No, I don't make that every day, but I can make that.

[A]

You can't make pancakes?

[B]

No, I don't know how to make pancakes.

[A]

Not even if you use a mix.

[B]

I don't know. It's just too much.

[A]

This feels like weaponized incompetence. Does your wife ask you to cook ever, or do you have a chef?

[B]

Actually, yeah, I have a chef come every day. Okay, well, that's not all the time. No, I'm not a chef. Hit the shelf. No, I'm not always. I go to a lot of restaurants and then, like, I, I, I'm a picky.

[A]

Does your wife cook?

[B]

Yeah, she do. Yeah, she do all the time.

[A]

But, you know, you're a picky eater.

[B]

You know, I'm just not like, like.

[A]

What do you mean you're a picky eater? I really don't think that you need to. I think that at least your age of 35. Yeah, it's time to stop being a picky eater.

[B]

I mean, I probably won't eat a lot of red meat and stuff like that.

[A]

Okay. But you'll, you'll eat, like, vegetables.

[B]

Yeah, vegetables.

[A]

Okay, that's good.

[B]

Broccoli, like that. Carrot, snail, snails. Will you eat it like escargot? Yeah, you Ever had that before?

[A]

Okay, you're not picky because I would never have that before.

[B]

Yeah, it was cool, you know, I'm. I'm just like, I have to eat that, you know, I'm not like escargot, like. But I've had that before.

[A]

What about caviar? Do you like caviar?

[B]

Caviar? Yeah, it's good.

[A]

Yeah, I have some. Do you want some? No, I don't have some.

[B]

Would you like caviar?

[A]

No, no, no. That's so gross. Little fish eggs.

[B]

Well, they put it on sushi.

[A]

Do they? I've only ever had it on my hand.

[B]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. You gotta take it with us.

[A]

Or a cracker.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Or a pancake or something. And then you put all that stuff on top of it.

[A]

Never heard of that. Oh, wait, have you seen the McDonald's, like, caviar thing?

[B]

What?

[A]

You're supposed to put it on your McDonald's chicken nuggets. They were sending out PR to people for a while.

[B]

McDonald's got caviar.

[A]

No, but they were sending PR where they would like. They would send you caviar to put on top of your chicken nugget.

[B]

Yuck.

[A]

Tell me something about yourself that no one else knows. No one else. Maybe your wife can know it. No one on the Internet. Like maybe how old you are. But

[B]

I'm trying to think. What? I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. I mean.

[A]

All right. Do you share a lot about yourself? I feel like you don't.

[B]

You don't think I do?

[A]

I don't know. What do you share? I feel like people just know your music.

[B]

I'm a pops, man.

[A]

You're what?

[B]

I'm a pops.

[A]

What does that mean, your dad?

[B]

Yeah. A lot of people.

[A]

People don't know that.

[B]

Some people do. Some people.

[A]

Did you think you would have kids?

[B]

Actually, no. At first I was like, I'm never having kids, partying for the rest of my life.

[A]

I mean, you waited. You waited a long time.

[B]

What, at 30 and now I'm 35? I mean, what are you talking about?

[A]

We're not 50.

[B]

Nothing. Don't. Don't put that jacket on my back.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Don't put that. Put that jacket on one of these guys backs.

[A]

Okay? Okay. You weren't 50, you dig? I think. I think you might be old enough to be my dad.

[B]

No, I'm not old enough to be your dad.

[A]

I think you are. What is the math on that?

[B]

The what? The who.

[A]

The math. Like, okay, if you had me at 20, okay, I'm. I'm so bad at math that I'm gonna put 28 plus 20 in my calculator, even though I know, okay, that's 48. You could be my dad.

[B]

I'm not your dad, I'm telling you.

[A]

But you could be. I didn't think you were my dad. Are you, like. Are you a little bit insecure about your age?

[B]

No. Ever since my grandma. I told you when she.

[A]

But that's just something you like to keep it hidden.

[B]

I thought that was cool, you know?

[A]

No, it is cool. I just.

[B]

I. Mystical mystery.

[A]

Yeah. I like to get to the bottom.

[B]

You like? Well, you can get to the bottom of things that, that really make sense.

[A]

Okay, let's. What makes sense then? What makes sense besides how old?

[B]

Something. Let's think about something. What. What makes sense, man?

[A]

Yeah, what makes sense, David?

[B]

What makes.

[A]

What should we get the bottom of that's not his age?

[B]

Let's, let's, let's, you know, anything.

[A]

Anything besides his age. He doesn't want to. He doesn't. He doesn't want the people to know he's 57.

[B]

I'm not 57. I'm telling you.

[A]

8, 9, 10.

[B]

There's no way in the world I could be 57, be able to move like this, you know, in a groove like that.

[A]

You're lucky because you do look. You do look young.

[B]

I am young. I'm 35.

[A]

Cut it out, okay?

[B]

Come on, man.

[A]

35. Just two 35 year old.

[B]

Two 35 years old. Well, actually, you're. You say you're 27. 28.

[A]

I think I'm 28. I forgot my birthday for a while. It's crazy how when you get older, though, you really do start to forget how old you are.

[B]

It just becomes another day.

[A]

It does. Like, do you celebrate your birthday?

[B]

Not really.

[A]

No.

[B]

I may celebrate after.

[A]

Some people, I feel like maybe when you don't have kids. Some people, like, I feel like anybody I know who does this doesn't have kids, but, like, their birthday is, like, still a big deal. Yeah, but now that I have kids, it's like the only birthdays that are important to me are my children's. Like, I don't. I could not. Mine's nothing.

[B]

I'm the same way. It's just like, kids, kids, kid. That's.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

That's what it's all about, you know, like when you're a parent. When you're a parent, a loving parent that really cares.

[A]

Yeah. Your Birthday doesn't. I know.

[B]

I'm like, yeah, when you're a loving parent.

[A]

Last year we went to Hawaii for my birthday, and it was just me and my kids and my mom. I'm like, no one would have, like, it was like just a regular day. A regular day.

[B]

It's all about them. Y' all go to the pool. Y' all have.

[A]

I know. They're like, mom, please do this, do that, do this. And then I did throw it at them a couple times. Okay, it's my birthday. Can you at least give me like two minutes right now to chill? But they don't, they don't care. They don't. No, it's just about them. But their birthday. We start planning for like, oh, yeah. The day after their birthday happens. We're planning for their next birthday already.

[B]

Yeah. My daughter, she was like, I want to go to Cabo for my birthday.

[A]

You're like, that's an 11 months. She's like, I don't care.

[B]

No, she, she. And then she don't forget.

[A]

No, they're like, count. My kids make crazy requests for their birthday. I should have started off, like, lower. Like, we should have gone to Chuck E. Cheese first because. Yeah, now we're like, I've got. We did Hawaii for their birthdays and now they're like, on Disneyland. They love Disneyland. I hate Disneyland.

[B]

Lot of walking.

[A]

It's a lot of people and walking. It's just too much. But they love a Disney and they like to stay at the Disneyland hotel.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's a lot of work.

[B]

Yes. You didn't have no nanny or nothing? None of that, right?

[A]

At Disneyland Hotel?

[B]

No, I meant just a nanny. You didn't have nobody with. You said you're your mom, right?

[A]

No, no, no. I'll bring like my sister.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. My sister's like, yeah. Do you have family that helps you with your kids?

[B]

I have my, My father in law and my mother in law. They.

[A]

They help you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so nice. Yeah. They live by you?

[B]

No, they actually live in Sri Lanka.

[A]

Where the, where's that?

[B]

It's right outside of India.

[A]

Where's that?

[B]

Maldives. You're in a Maldives?

[A]

Never heard of that either.

[B]

Like a couple houses. Maldives.

[A]

Okay. I've seen pictures of the water there.

[B]

Yeah, it's a small.

[A]

They live in the Maldives?

[B]

No, they live in Sri Lanka. That's. It's Right.

[A]

And they help you a lot.

[B]

Yeah, they fly.

[A]

What are you doing? You're flying there sometimes?

[B]

No, they fly. I fly. I flew there like once and they flew out here.

[A]

That's nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so cool. They help you.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, man. They're good people, man. I love them.

[A]

I. I love them too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm going to. I'm going to go to. How do you say it?

[B]

Sri Lanka. Sri Lanka.

[A]

Sri Lanka. But it spelled like sir, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like I thought it was.

[B]

Well, yes. And I'm from the south, so, you know, my. My words going may be a little slurry.

[A]

Okay, then.

[B]

I've been drinking too, so.

[A]

Too many. Too many. Tito's.

[B]

Yeah, this Tito is delicious. That's actually really kicking in great, too. And when I drink the maca. Whatever that is with the water, make sure the matcha with the water. It. You know, it's like a level. Level. It's not. You know, I don't feel.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, too like I'm about to. I. Like usually a frat party or something.

[A]

I don't feel like that.

[B]

I feel.

[A]

I don't want you to feel like you're at a frat party.

[B]

No.

[A]

My house.

[B]

No, no. I feel good. I'm good. I drink responsibly, you know, that's another thing. I drink responsibly.

[A]

Good. Do not. I do what I think is such a disgusting thing people do.

[B]

What?

[A]

Drink and drive.

[B]

Yeah. I don't do that.

[A]

I feel like I've met too many people that do it so carelessly. If you have a single drink, I'm just. Okay. Obviously wondering. I know. I don't think. I wouldn't drink off of a single drink, but I don't think you should drink if you're drunk.

[B]

Never.

[A]

Yeah. Just Uber. It's too easily preventable.

[B]

Take a wemo or whatever they call it.

[A]

It's a Waymo.

[B]

Waymo.

[A]

You'. You got it.

[B]

Yeah. Take one of those. Drink and drive. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that.

[A]

I think that's so stupid. And people sometimes flaunt it like. Oh, yeah, I can still. No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you feel invincible right now, or do you feel like you could die?

[B]

I don't really think about it like that. I just live my life.

[A]

You're not scared of dying?

[B]

I mean, you know, we've all thought about it, but I don't feel, like, scared. Like, when I'm scared, I'm so scared of it. Well, what's.

[A]

What do you mean? I don't want to do it.

[B]

Well, what.

[A]

I'm saying that we all have to do it. I really do.

[B]

What? I was. Wait. I feel what you're saying. But what I'm saying is, like, why even dwell on that?

[A]

Okay, but when you get in a plane, you don't dwell on it a little bit.

[B]

I mean, you can down. You can. We could die here.

[A]

Well, that's talking.

[B]

And you could drink that mocha and you. And, you know, maybe she put the wrong stuff in there and there's no possible.

[A]

Okay, that's true.

[B]

You know, I don't. Like, I hate when people say, oh, when I get on a plane, like, you can die anyway.

[A]

I understand that. But your risk is a little bit higher on a plane, right, Than like. Like.

[B]

No, I think the car is.

[A]

No, I know that. I get scared in cars, too.

[B]

Yeah. Cars. Yeah.

[A]

Like, I drive anytime. Me and my kids take, like, a long car ride. The whole time I'm just sitting there. And so I say, like, I'm not religious, but I do pray. I pray the whole time I drive. I'm like, please, no one be stupid. No one be drinking and driving around me. No semi truck, forget to, like, fucking put their brakes on. Like, none of that.

[B]

I would be more afraid on the road than anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The way people be driving nowadays, they don't give up high. Everybody's high, and they just running red lights and.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Doing all kind of weird.

[A]

When's the last time you got a ticket? Do you drive yourself?

[B]

Every now and then.

[A]

I don't picture you driving yourself.

[B]

I don't really like driving because I like to think and, you know, sit back and smoke ideas and. Yeah, I hate driving, too.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

But I. I drive. Maybe I'll take an Uber sometimes, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. You take Ubers?

[B]

Yeah, why not?

[A]

Does he have Uber on his face?

[B]

Dub, I said, what? Oh, yeah, the song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You said Uber on his pay. And I was like, what does that mean?

[B]

Yeah, it's payroll.

[A]

Yeah, I get it now. But I was like, I think that. I think we need out of stub in there.

[B]

You want to hear a crazy story?

[A]

Tell me.

[B]

I just left Williamsport, Penns, right?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I had an Uber driver take me to Philadelphia, you know, to get on my plane.

[A]

How long is that drive?

[B]

It's like three hours.

[A]

He took you. Somebody accepted that drive?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And he was like, first of all, he's like, okay, well, I'll do it. But I don't know. It was getting late. I was like, well, look, man, it's like he pulled up and then he. Then he changed his mind. He's like. He got out the car. I guess he seen us. It was you know, he was a white dude. There's three black dudes, you know, me, my security, my engineer, my dj. And he was like, looking like, I don't know, man. You know? And so I had to come out of my pocket. I give him $100. I said, Bro, you got the Uber pay, and you get the $100. And he's like, oh, okay, okay, that's cool. So we get in the car with him. He's just talking. He's talking. He's like, yo, man, I've seen you. He said. He said. He said. He said he sees UFOs. I'm telling you, this is true. So this guy, he's looking around. He's like, you see the ufo?

[A]

And then, like, he saw it while you were driving?

[B]

Yeah, I think it was a helicopter or something. And he. And my engineer was. My dj, was in the back seat. He was like, bro, that's a. That's a hell. That. No, he said, that's a plane. He said, no, I think it's a helicopter or a ufo. He was just, like, talking crazy. And then he was like, man, nah, man, I think you got it wrong. He said, only thing that can fly that fast is a. Is a plane. And he said, no, I think it's a helicopter. He said, if it was like a. A Black Hawk helicopter, a military helicopter, it could go fast. But anyway, so as we riding, the guy was just looking around, he was talking. Then he says. He pulls over and says, man, I can't do this. And like, dude, we're halfway there, bro. We halfway there. He like, I can't do this. He said, you guys are not talking to me. He said, I feel nervous, man. And then he said, you know, I'm from the ghetto, too, man. You know, I feel very nervous. And I was like, what? I said, what the. Are you talking about the ghetto? What the fuck does have to do with ghetto, too?

[A]

Is crazy.

[B]

Yeah, well, Uber ride to the. To Philadelphia. He's like, man, you know, I'm just saying, you know, are you guys cool? You guys not gonna hurt me or anything, man? I said, what are you talking about? He says, nobody's talking to me, man. I'm talking and nobody's saying anything to me. And I'm like, bro, we're tired. I just left a college. I just did a show. My. Just drive, man. And then I said. I said, bro, everything's cool. Calm down. He said, are you guys cool? You guys cool? I said, we're cool. So we start back driving. Then all of A sudden, he started. He started talking like. He's like, yeah, man, I got Crohn's disease. I was like, what the. This said he had Crohn's disease. And I was like, all right, all right. Well, I don't want to talk about that. You know? So we still. He's driving.

[A]

Well, you better start talking about it.

[B]

Yeah. Or something. Then he pulls out a bong. A bowl. A Uber driver, he pulls out a bowl. He hits a bowl. He like, you want to hit this? And I was like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, man, I just got to get the edge off, man. It's just like, you know, I got Crohn's disease. He said. He said. He said he was a diabetic.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

He said he hadn't had his insulin and he had a. And this is crazy. Before we got in the car with him, he opened his trunk up. He had like, 10 boxes of corn flakes.

[A]

I love that.

[B]

He had. Seriously, he had about, like, 10 to 15 boxes of cornflakes.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And a lot of clothes back. I don't know what the fuck he was doing. And I was like. And he's like, yeah, man, let me scoot these corn flakes over, man. You know, I had to get something for the kids. It's like, like, 15 boxes of cornflakes.

[A]

It's not healthy.

[B]

But anyway, the guy was talking, and he was. Kept saying, oh, yo, man, these UFOs, I'm telling you, man, there goes another one. He kept it. There was another one.

[A]

Oh, ye.

[B]

Yeah, man, there's another one. And then he. Then he coughed. He went like. And he didn't cover his mouth.

[A]

He went like, oh, God.

[B]

He coughed real hard. And I let the window down. My security let the window down. Everybody's looking at this, man, like, he's crazy. He's talking. He's talking.

[A]

Three hours. For three hours, I would have walked.

[B]

Then he said he picked some girls up the other day, and he had a orgy.

[A]

I'm sure.

[B]

And he's like. And he's like, yo, man, the girl squirted all over my face. And I'm like, girl, I like. I said, bro. Bro. Shut. I like, bro. Like, we're not talking. Like, hey, man, can you just drive? You know what I'm saying? He hit another ball.

[A]

After that, you were good. You're lucky to be alive.

[B]

Yeah. And I just had to get to the airport because I had to make it back to this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So I'm like, bro, Just. I'm telling the main.

[A]

I think next time you should rent a car.

[B]

Let's just drive, bro.

[A]

I've heard you can, like, make it. Isn't there a setting now where you could say, don't talk to me?

[B]

Yeah. And we always put it on, don't talk to me. But he wanted to talk.

[A]

He wanted to talk.

[B]

Oh, and then when I got in, he had this EDM music so loud. And I said, dude, can't turn the music down, Bro, I gotta have my music, bro. Bro, I gotta have my music.

[A]

How old was he?

[B]

He looked like he was, I don't know, 50 something, maybe 40, 56. He's not my age. He could have been your dad.

[A]

But okay, yeah.

[B]

He's playing EDM music very loud. And I said, bro, turn the music down. He said, no, man, I gotta have my music. So I wasn't tripping because I was trying to, you know, get to the airport.

[A]

Yeah. Three hours.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think I would have got out. I couldn't. What time did you get to LA today?

[B]

I think the plane landed at 10. Something. Maybe, like. Maybe, like, right at 10.

[A]

Oh, you've had a long night.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, like, you know, from Philadelphia, straight flight.

[A]

You almost got kidnapped.

[B]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[A]

What did.

[B]

I should bring that guy on your show.

[A]

I'm going to. I would never.

[B]

Is that my phone? Oh, that was my phone. Okay. Yeah, you should bring that guy.

[A]

Is that your ringtone?

[B]

No, that's.

[A]

Then why did you think it was your phone?

[B]

I don't know. I heard some go bing, bing, you

[A]

know, you just thought your ringtone changed out of nowhere.

[B]

Yeah, man, I don't know. These.

[A]

Bottoms up. Go ahead.

[B]

Let's go, man. Let's go, man. Today is What? What is today? Saturday. Sunday. I don't. I'm lost.

[A]

Saturday.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Cheers to the really good podcast.

[A]

Really good. I miss Coachella to be here with you.

[B]

Yeah. When I saw that, I was like, oh, man.

[A]

Me and my friend were supposed to go last night, and I was like, well, I have to be here for this.

[B]

She's probably like, Juicy J.

[A]

Who?

[B]

The Is that? She did not like what? The who?

[A]

No, no, no. She was.

[B]

She probably listened to my music.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

What's her favorite song?

[A]

I've never asked her. What's your. That's like. Do you ever ask Ren, like, hey, what's your favorite Juicy J song?

[B]

Yeah, you should ask all your friends that. What's your favorite.

[A]

Should ask her that right now.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

She's gonna be like, what the. Yeah, if I just text her out of nowhere.

[B]

And I dropped a new album too. It's called the Trippy. Can I advertise my album?

[A]

Please do. While I text her and say, what is your favorite Juicy?

[B]

Go pick up my album. It's called The Trippy Tapes, Volume 1. It's Juicy J, DJ Scream, Lex Luger. You know I'm saying that John Jamming. It's some trippy. It's some club music.

[A]

You just said go. Go do what?

[B]

Go stream.

[A]

No, you did not say that.

[B]

I said go get it.

[A]

Go pick it up.

[B]

I probably say go pick it.

[A]

Really? It almost sounds like something a 56 year old would say. Go pick it up. Who picks up?

[B]

I mean, like, who goes first of

[A]

all, your favorite album first.

[B]

Hey, you know, you can buy albums too now.

[A]

Oh, I. That's been a thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So when did that stop?

[B]

We're drinking. We hadn't started smoking yet. We're drinking this. Mamuka. Whatever this is.

[A]

Why can't you matcha.

[B]

Okay, Matcha. And I'm mixing it with vodka. And I ain't gonna lie, I'm feeling a little woozy.

[A]

Okay, that's a tilt I was making you act a little older than you might be.

[B]

No, say what? It's making me.

[A]

It happens. I get it.

[B]

Okay, go stream. But look, you can go buy the vinyl too.

[A]

Go stream.

[B]

And the cassettes.

[A]

Go buy a Juicy J's cassette tape.

[B]

But they're buying cassettes now.

[A]

Are they?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, it's nice that it's coming back, huh?

[B]

You should google it.

[A]

Does it feel nostalgic for you?

[B]

Hey, look, I think you're out of touc. You should really google it.

[A]

I believe you. Everything comes back from like when your parents.

[B]

I've made. So I've made like hundreds and hundreds of. A lot of money off of cassettes. Cassettes and albums, like recently. Recently. Yeah, a lot of money. So much money.

[A]

Cassettes.

[B]

Yes, you can. You can sell them for like 50 bucks.

[A]

What do you put a cassette in, man?

[B]

What do you play a record player on? I mean, like, who's selling record players?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I think people just want to have the physical.

[A]

Oh, they just hold on to it.

[B]

Yeah, they want the physical. And if you sign it, you know, you probably get.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get a cassette plate. What do you. Wait actually though, what do you. Where do you put a cassette?

[B]

Well, you.

[A]

Oh my God. In those little headphones that like.

[B]

Well, you Gotta get a cassette player. Yeah, but I don't know what. I don't know where to find a cassette player.

[A]

You don't know what a cassette player is?

[B]

I don't know. I mean, I might have one in my studio.

[A]

Okay. From your childhood. Oh, why are you blowing the dust off? Because cassette tape. Because I don't have one to blow the dust off of.

[B]

Do you know what? First of all, do you know what that is?

[A]

I have never seen one in my life, like, physically.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

But I've heard of them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I know what a CD player is.

[B]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[A]

Well, why is that, of course? Because the young people don't even know what that is.

[B]

Well, I mean, do you say you're 27? So, you know.

[A]

Yeah, like. So when I was younger, we used to, like, I. My brother bought me an iPod.

[B]

Yeah. IPod. Yeah.

[A]

And we would use. I would use lime wire to make CDs. Oh, that's not even related to the ipod I used to sell. I've been, like, a bit of a entrepreneur from a young age. I used to sell to my classmates. Like, I would download music onto CDs.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And, like, sell it to people. Like, what songs do you want on yours? And I would use Limewire to, like, down put music on CDs. Like, burn the disc and then sell it at school. Like, oh, you want it? You want some. Some Taylor Swift on yours? Here you go. I'll put that on there. And I would, like, illegally download songs and.

[B]

Wow. Guess what I used to sell back when I went to school.

[A]

What?

[B]

I would try to sell crack, weed and porn magazines.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where did you get those?

[B]

Off the street.

[A]

Happens. Yeah, it happens.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was selling jeans and you.

[B]

You saw jeans?

[A]

Yeah. I would take my mom's jeans and

[B]

you would sell them.

[A]

I would, like, bleach them and sell them.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

What else did I sell? I used to sell duct tape wallets.

[B]

Duct tape wallet? Yeah.

[A]

You could make a wallet out of duct tape. And I used to sell that at school for, like, five bucks.

[B]

Amazing. I would sell, like, comic books. TVs, too. Stolen TVs.

[A]

What the hell? I'm glad you're not in jail.

[B]

No, no. I mean, I was a dumbass kid, you know? I just did dumb.

[A]

I mean, I was stealing out of my mom's closet, so that was pretty bad.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Can I have some water?

[A]

Water, please. Yeah. All right. Can I guess what a day looks like for you?

[B]

Oh, yeah, guess.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. Take a deep breath.

[A]

Okay. You wake up Yep. Your kids, actually. Your kids come running to your room.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They wake you up.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Dad, dad, please make me breakfast. Yeah, I don't cook. I don't cook.

[B]

Well, I make breakfast. I make, like, waffles.

[A]

You literally said you make eggs and turkey bacon.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I don't know. I forget waffles because you just warm it. You know, anything you can put through in a microwave.

[A]

You mean like an Eggo?

[B]

Yeah, some stuff.

[A]

Like, you're not making waffles.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, right. I'm not making the waffle.

[A]

Okay. To be fair, my kids. Breakfast every day is literally microwavable pancakes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They love. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Okay. So then you're like, okay, one second. I'm tired still. One second. Then you get up finally, and you're like, okay. Then you go. You tell your wife, you could sleep in for five more minutes. I'm gonna go get the kids breakfast. And you go get them breakfast. And then they eat, and then you're like, go get dressed. And then they get dressed, and you're like, okay. And then your wife has to actually get them ready because she doesn't trust what you did with them. So then she goes and gets them ready. She does her hair, and she's like, okay. And then you're like, I'll take them to school today. And then you go work out. I feel like you do you work out at. What's that place that everyone works out at? Where do you work out?

[B]

No, I work out privately.

[A]

Of course. That's. That's what it was. Next. Chill.

[B]

I'm chill. I'm low under.

[A]

That's not chill whatsoever.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's nothing to having a private trainer.

[B]

Yeah. I don't try to be all in the buddies.

[A]

Okay, so your private trainer comes to your house and says, let's work out for 45 minutes, juicy. And then you do a little workout.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then after that, you go to the studio.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You sing some songs. Mm. Smoke some weed.

[B]

Yeah. Smoke a little. Yeah.

[A]

And it's time to pick up your kids from school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You pick them up and you go home and you're a parent. Is that what your day is like every day?

[B]

Yeah, that's pretty much my day. How'd you know? How'd you guess that?

[A]

It's lucky guess.

[B]

You just. You just. The vibe I did.

[A]

This is crazy. It was like, such, like, what are the chances of me getting that? Right?

[B]

Yeah, because, I mean, like, people do other. Other crazy.

[A]

Do they? Do parents do other things?

[B]

Yeah. They do other things.

[A]

I think we're all living the same life.

[B]

Yeah, but everybody's not a parent. It's a lot of people with kids, but they don't know how to.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

They don't know.

[A]

What do you have to say to them?

[B]

Well, just take care of them. I don't want them running me over. You take care of them, little man. You know, for real. You should. They yours. Take. I don't care how many. If you got 85 of them. Just take up, Take care, Take care of them, please. Because they. They're running over people. They're crashing out, you know, I mean,

[A]

they're running over people.

[B]

Well, if they. They hire something, I don't have the right guidance, you know, we gotta guide these kids. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Are you a good dad?

[B]

I'm the best in the world. Okay, well, I'm the best in the world. I mean, I'm. I'm like.

[A]

I think everyone.

[B]

Weed, alcohol, everything. I'm just saying. Yeah, I ain't doing none of that. You know, I'm sober. I'm right there on point.

[A]

You're with them every day.

[B]

I'm. Yes. I'm talking to them, you know, if I'm not.

[A]

Well, they're five. Five and what?

[B]

Five and eight. But I talk to him like your eight year olds. We're friends.

[A]

Yeah, my. I feel like that with my almost 6 year old. But we're buddies.

[B]

Yeah, you got to be buddies with your kids and like, like this stuff here. This is like, this is my job. I have fun with it.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I hate being here too.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

I hate you. I love doing this right now.

[B]

I. Look, I made sure I got here, like, once again, I had the craziest Uber driver in the world. I didn't let that stop.

[A]

I'm. I'm happy. Do you know how mad I would have been if I missed Coachella and you cancel?

[B]

You should come to Stagecoach. I got to perform at stage.

[A]

You. You perform at Stagecoach?

[B]

Yeah, with diploma. He bringing me out and I'm doing like a 30 minute set.

[A]

I'm not. I know I look like I'd be like the vibe that goes to the person that goes to Stagecoach, but I'm not.

[B]

I know Stagecoach is turned up. I never been, but I heard his turn.

[A]

You've never been?

[B]

Never been.

[A]

I just know you think that there's a bunch of me is everywhere.

[B]

It probably is, but it's nothing wrong with that. It's a bunch of Mes everywhere too.

[A]

Not at the stage coach is all me.

[B]

Well, maybe in the jailhouse. It might be a bunch of me, but stage coach, I just heard it's like a. It's a great party. It's a lot of country music, a lot of cowboy boots and like that.

[A]

Well, you have to like be a fan of it cuz you're performing there. Yeah.

[B]

You know, but you know Diplo, it's going to be like a different set though. On our set he's going to play, you know, some house music or whatever.

[A]

Diplo's at Stagecoach. I feel like that's even was different. Yeah, they trying country.

[B]

Well, it's not gonna be country music. His said it's not gonna be country. It's gonna be like, you know, his sound of music.

[A]

Are you. Do you. Will you ever pivot into country?

[B]

Oh yeah. Oh, would I? Yeah, I've done some records for country artists.

[A]

No, but will you be a country artist?

[B]

I doubt it. I can produce some country music. You could, but I doubt if I'll be a country artist.

[A]

Why not?

[B]

I don't think this. I like jazz and rna.

[A]

Maybe lock them doors and put the. What is this? What's that song?

[B]

I know some. I know something too about you. A lot of people.

[A]

Oh God. What do you know about me?

[B]

They like to. I'd be, you know, I've heard things like she's an industry plant. Like people just love to say, oh, say anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I hate you have to go through that.

[A]

Oh, it's okay.

[B]

You know what I mean? Because like a lot of people that don't know you, they just be like, oh, they just judge by what they see.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they don't. They gotta meet you first. You know.

[A]

It's true. Thank you, I appreciate that. That's okay. I don't. I don't get my feelings here. I'm just kidding. I read every comment.

[B]

Yeah, you do. You read every comment. Yeah, you laugh.

[A]

Laugh.

[B]

I mean, I mean, I mean like, do you feel like, ah, this is no.

[A]

Sometimes like industry plant. I'm like flattered. I'm like, oh, you guys think that the industry would like planned me. That's pretty flattering. But also people just do. But like people make a lot of like money off of videos hating on me. So if they want to do that, then go ahead and monetize and yeah, if I was irrelevant, they would make zero dollars.

[B]

So true.

[A]

True just is what it is.

[B]

I mean, look here, man, they talked about Jesus, man.

[A]

So they. I'm not gonna compare myself to Jesus

[B]

today, but I mean, I'm just saying.

[A]

Yeah, same thing. They talked about Jesus talked about me.

[B]

You know, use it as motivation, you know, it is.

[A]

It is. No, this is a good year, finally.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I can tell. You having a great time.

[A]

I'm. I am. This is a great. I'm. I'm back from my depression and sadness and sorrow, man, look here.

[B]

It's a new day. Tomorrow's another day.

[A]

What do you get depressed about?

[B]

I mean, you know, contracts.

[A]

Contracts.

[B]

Yeah. Sometime I don't like, you know, I do deals and I'll be like, yo, put a little bit more. You know, put. Put like my contract. And then be like, oh, no, we can't for. Then I like, well, you know, telling my man, him.

[A]

Well, it's great you're at a place that you can say that.

[B]

Well, I mean, but at the end of the day, you gotta know your worth. It's not. Yeah, don't go in the hide and stay out there, man. Stay at. Stay swinging.

[A]

I'm going to do that. But I do think that it's. Yeah. You're in a place where you can say no to things.

[B]

Well, in my time, when I was in a place where I couldn't say, yeah, I would actually.

[A]

You would say no still.

[B]

Well, I thought I was the. Anyway, you need to hang out with me, man. I'm a mo. I'm a great.

[A]

Are you a motivator?

[B]

Because I don't. I don't give a. I wake up every morning, I feel good. Man, this. This air is so beautiful. I mean, this is free air.

[A]

It's. It's probably not gonna be free for long with the way things are going. Breathe in while we can.

[B]

Yeah, and fuck that bullshit.

[A]

You don't get.

[B]

Fuck the hate.

[A]

You don't get depression about, like the state of the world and planet.

[B]

I mean, I can't control it. Why would I get true. I just look at this shit like it is what it is. I see. I. You know, it's sad, but what's going on. I see a lot of sad, but I just try to be in a more positive mind.

[A]

Yeah. I just. Having kids in this world makes me depressed because it's like the world is so scary.

[B]

Yeah. But you still gotta stand on that. You gotta be like, I'm gonna just. You gotta tell yourself that I'm gonna be a good mom. I'm gonna be a good dad.

[A]

Yeah, but you can't control other people.

[B]

No, you just stand on business.

[A]

Yeah. I'm so scared of this world.

[B]

You shouldn't be.

[A]

I'm gonna bubble my children and bubble myself.

[B]

No, don't bubble yourself because you'll be crazy. Because I've been. I've been in, like, in a bubble, like. Yeah, like, you don't let nobody in and nobody gets out. You know, it's kind of like, you know, my crew. But that'll make you kind of crazy, too. Yeah, you know, it's good. It's cool to, you know. I wouldn't say don't let everybody in, but, like, just try to. Try to make some friends. I mean, because there's some good people out here. Everybody's not riding and all in the comments talking crazy or spreading rumors or just being evil. It's some good people out here. You just gotta, you know, mingle around. Maybe gotta, you know, get out of LA for a chance. Go to the South.

[A]

Go to the South.

[B]

Go to the South.

[A]

Go to the South.

[B]

Yeah. Go to, like, you know, Memphis or. Okay, Atlanta or Florida. New Orleans, Texas. Go down there. Go to. Go. Just, you know, get some cornbread and some. Some brisket and some barbecue and chill with some.

[A]

What's your advice?

[B]

Southern folk, man. You know what I mean?

[A]

That's. That's all I need to do to cure my depression. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Just sometimes you gotta get out of Hollywood.

[A]

I. I barely. I'm not in Hollywood.

[B]

You're not?

[A]

Not really. Not the way other people are.

[B]

Well, you probably don't be at all the parties I don't go to.

[A]

Not all. I don't go to any of the parties.

[B]

Not one.

[A]

I've maybe been to. Like, no, not a party. Like a club that people are at maybe once. But, like. No, I don't go to parties.

[B]

Well, yeah. Well, that's good. You. It's good to you. It's nothing wrong with being low key. It's good you're being low key because you're a mom, you know, you don't want.

[A]

Well, I just also hate, like, leaving my house. I just hate.

[B]

We'll take your boyfriend or something to the club.

[A]

To the club. I thought I wouldn't have fun. I'd be miserable. I'm not gonna. What am I gonna do at a club? I can't dance. Well, you can't stand, right? I cannot. No.

[B]

Bring back slow dancing.

[A]

I'm gonna. I can't slow dance. I would be so afraid to have a wedding and have. Did you dance with your wife at your wedding?

[B]

No, I didn't. I'm not a dancer.

[A]

Did you guys have a wedding?

[B]

No, we had a. We had a. We had a wedding, but it was like, you know, just small family. Small.

[A]

Would you have a big one, like a little 10 year?

[B]

I mean, yeah, I would do that. Yeah. Yeah. But I would like to do it like on an island somewhere. You know, I'm saying like Greece or visa, some shit, you know, where it's turned up, you know, you just have

[A]

all of your friends and family come

[B]

and just have a. Yeah, it's be like a club.

[A]

Are they paying for their own flights? Are you providing?

[B]

We'll figure it out.

[A]

You know, I feel like that's a good question.

[B]

I think we should figure out whoever. Whoever can afford, you know, there people in my family got lots of money, you know what I'm saying? They can fly themselves up and. And those who don't have any money. Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. I'll pitch you little something, something, something.

[A]

I think that's why I wouldn't have a destination wedding. There's no one in my family that's going to pay to go all the way out there. I mean, get married.

[B]

You do it in advance. So, you know, the plane tickets won't be as much and.

[A]

Well, now with jet fuel.

[B]

Well, I mean, I don't think either

[A]

of us are having just. We're not even going to be able to fly anywhere soon. You might be able to. I'm gonna go out first. Like, I'll be the first.

[B]

Once again, come to the south.

[A]

Yeah. Fuel cheaper there.

[B]

Yeah. The gas price is a little bit lower.

[A]

Are they, though? Because I feel like they're all high everywhere here right now.

[B]

Well, they're high, but it's not as like, you know, like, you know, you go to Beverly Hills, this should be like $10 a gallon.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

What the. It's not. So, you know, you got to get out of Hollywood for just a. I'll get out.

[A]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna move. So drink. This is the. The wise words of Juicy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Drink water.

[B]

Drink water. And can I have some more of that alcohol right there, please? Yeah, no, because I think I ran out.

[A]

You want more of this?

[B]

Oh, actually got a shot left.

[A]

A shot left. I didn't even pour you that much.

[B]

Ah, jet fuel.

[A]

Jet fuel. This is what they're gonna start filling planes with soon.

[B]

But you know, at the end of

[A]

the day, wait, would you ever. Would you ever fly an electric plane?

[B]

I don't know. I let somebody else fly that first and see how they go.

[A]

It has to be like. That's surely the next step, right? Electric planes.

[B]

I don't trust it, though.

[A]

Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[B]

Back up batteries and what, the battery is low or some. Or somebody didn't charge it.

[A]

Yeah, well, I would imagine they wouldn't do that, but.

[B]

Well, you don't never know.

[A]

What if it gets hacked?

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Then if somebody be like, on a plane, like, yo, passengers, I'm. You know, we're gonna fly y' all to some island or some place, some crazy place

[A]

that would not.

[B]

I mean. Yeah, some hackers. I mean, there's some weird. That could happen, though, if somebody. If it was all electric. Yeah, that could happen. That'd be crazy. That'd be scary.

[A]

What type of TV do you watch?

[B]

You said what type?

[A]

What's your favorite show?

[B]

Oh, my favorite show. It's about to come on right now. It's called From. Is. They have, like, different seasons.

[A]

Oh, you watched that?

[B]

Yeah. I love From. Yeah.

[A]

What's that about?

[B]

It's about some supernatural. Some.

[A]

I have seen it, but I can't remember.

[B]

And they coming out eating people, and you got.

[A]

I feel like it wasn't that good.

[B]

They're trying to. It was really good. They're trying to figure out the way to get out of the world. And I like this other show on Netflix. It's called Beauty and Black. Real ratchet by the strip club. You got to watch that. I think you'll like Beauty and Black.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You'll love that. You should watch that first.

[A]

I think your favorite show. Wait, isn't it, like, where they got. Oh, yeah, they got trapped in a town.

[B]

Yeah, Trapped in a town. And they trying to figure out a way to get out. I like that show.

[A]

I like every Apple TV show. I think they really are, like, they're spending their money very well because every show is good.

[B]

Yes, they're doing really good over there.

[A]

Do you watch Pluribus? I think that's what it's called.

[B]

Favorite show. And it's another show. Pluribus. And what's that other one?

[A]

Severance.

[B]

Severance.

[A]

It's a good one.

[B]

Yeah, I watch all those shows. I love those shows. I'm trying to do something soon with. I got this three, six Mafia, actually TV show.

[A]

Oh, you want to have your own TV show?

[B]

Yeah. About what? About the group. About how we came.

[A]

Like a reality TV show or like.

[B]

No, no, real TV show.

[A]

Like you. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like what? Actors and stuff.

[A]

Oh, that's a good idea. Are you working on that.

[B]

Yeah, I'm working on it right now. Yeah.

[A]

Do you want me to act in it? I can play you. Do you want me to?

[B]

You might could play a girl I dated or something back in the day or something.

[A]

No, I'm gonna play you.

[B]

Yeah, I'm talking about like back in the.

[A]

You know, when you were like. Like 40 years ago.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, when I was. Yeah. You know, like, you could be like, you know, like a girl at a show I met and.

[A]

Ah. 40 years ago.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

Maybe became like an artist or something. You know, something like that in the show. I think it'd be a great show.

[A]

I want to play you.

[B]

You do?

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna play you. I'll be you. How old were you when you met your wife?

[B]

How? What? Say what?

[A]

How old were you when you met your wife?

[B]

Why? Why is that? Why is it going back to my age?

[A]

Just how old it was?

[B]

I was young like I am now.

[A]

How old were you really? 20.

[B]

Let's just say this right here. I met my wife. I was. Drake was in Memphis. He had a show.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

He called me. He's like, yo, man, I want you to come out. You and. You and DJ Paul come out and do a. You know. You know, just jump on stage and do a few songs. So I came to the show. It was an amazing show. And he had like an after party at this bowling lane. Said, yo, man, I want y' all to come by the after party. It's gonna be my, you know, private after party. My family, a few friends, whatever. So I pulled up at the after party and that's why I seen my wife at the after party. She was at the after party and, you know, with a few of her friends, and it was turned up. It was really dope.

[A]

And did you know when you saw her that you were gonna marry her?

[B]

I mean, I wouldn't think about no marriage at the time. I mean, like, I was just like,

[A]

you don't look at her and be like, that's my wife.

[B]

Well, I. I mean, I didn't know her, so I was like, yo, she's beautiful. And I asked my assistant, I said,

[A]

she out of your league?

[B]

He said, what?

[A]

Was she out of your league?

[B]

Out of my league. No, come on now. I'm a nice looking guy. You know what I'm saying? I got the sauce. I've always had sauce. I've always said every time I got on stage, girls would go crazy over Juicy J. Juicy. Girls love Juicy cj.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Girls.

[A]

Girls, not boys.

[B]

Yeah. Hell no. Pause. But anyway, so, yeah, I told my sister, I was like, yo, could you go get a number for me? You know?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

And she was like, nah, tell him to come talk to me.

[A]

Oh, did you?

[B]

Yeah, I did. Yeah. And then everything was magic from there.

[A]

And how old was she? How old was she?

[B]

Why is everything about age?

[A]

Why won't you answer that?

[B]

Because. Because. Because you're trying to figure out how old I am, and I. I keep trying to tell you I'm 35.

[A]

Let me just look it up. Actually, I've never looked this up.

[B]

What, me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, Wikipedia's lies, man. They gonna say I'm probably like, you know, I mean.

[A]

Oh, like, 51.

[B]

Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie. Wikipedia's lie. It's lies. Wikipedia is not right. It's not accurate.

[A]

Why, when you were typing in your password, why was it 1975 then on

[B]

your phone typing in my password?

[A]

Yeah, I saw you type in 1975.

[B]

No, that's not my password.

[A]

Really?

[B]

1975?

[A]

Yeah. Like, the year you were born.

[B]

Hell, no.

[A]

No.

[B]

Hell, no. 70.

[A]

What does that year, like, ring a ball to you? Does it make you feel.

[B]

What?

[A]

1975. Do you feel any type of way when I say that?

[B]

You know, when you said 1975, the first thing that came to my mind was Stranger Things. I don't know.

[A]

Why is that the year they're like? Is it?

[B]

Well, I think that. I think it takes place in the 80s, but I don't know. I don't know. When you said I was thinking about, like, a. Oh, you know what? It's a group. Yeah. What were you thinking of called 1975?

[A]

Okay. And what else did you think of?

[B]

And I thought about Stranger Things because you look like that girl in Stranger Things.

[A]

I've gotten that before. Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy, right?

[A]

I guess so.

[B]

That's crazy. And, like, why did it just pop in my head? Because I'm like, yo.

[A]

Because you're. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing to do with the fact that that year.

[B]

Yeah, that year has nothing to do with me.

[A]

That you're not.

[B]

I'm too young, man.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

I got flavor. Like, I'm out here.

[A]

What's our age difference? You're like, we, like.

[B]

We probably, like, like, 10 years apart.

[A]

We're not 10 years.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? You know What I mean?

[A]

1975.

[B]

Hey, we still young out here, man. We are young.

[A]

I'm so stupid, because I don't even Know how to get the age difference. Okay. No, I'm 1997.

[B]

You should not look on the Internet for anything. Internet is a rotten place to look.

[A]

1975. We're 22. You could be.

[B]

We're 10 years. We're 10 years apart.

[A]

We're not 10 years apart.

[B]

You don't.

[A]

You know what? A cassette.

[B]

Have you ever seen my id? You don't even know my id.

[A]

Oh, let me see it.

[B]

I don't have. I don't have my id.

[A]

Oh, because you don't have a driver's license.

[B]

No, I don't. I don't drive with.

[A]

You have a passport?

[B]

I do have a passport, but I don't have it with me. Somewhere it could be. I don't know where that passport is.

[A]

Okay, it's fine.

[B]

But, like, hey, at the end of

[A]

the day, how old is your wife? Just say it.

[B]

What?

[A]

How old is she?

[B]

Well, I can't tell her age. She have to tell you.

[A]

She's gonna say 51.

[B]

No, she's not.

[A]

Oh, she's younger than you. Well, did you guys have.

[B]

I'm introduce you to my wife?

[A]

Did you guys use the surrogate?

[B]

No, we don't do that type of stuff.

[A]

Okay, well, then I don't believe that she's 51.

[B]

No, I'm gonna. I'm introducing.

[A]

She's five years younger than you, actually. Let me look at it.

[B]

Y' all can hang out.

[A]

I would love to. Let me look up your wife's age. Is this you?

[B]

Hey, that looks just like me.

[A]

Wait, is that you?

[B]

It looks like me.

[A]

Wait, is that you really?

[B]

Yeah, it looks like me.

[A]

Your wife is. Looks so young.

[B]

She's gorgeous.

[A]

Okay. She looks 30.

[B]

I'm tell you this right here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, man, Beauty on beauty, man. Beauty is her name.

[A]

What's your favorite thing about her?

[B]

She's very smart, and she helps me out a lot with a lot of different things.

[A]

I like that you led with smart.

[B]

Yeah. Very smart. You like that, right?

[A]

Yeah. Did you know that that's what people want to hear? Is that what you said?

[B]

No, man did. He's like. But that's the truth, though. I'm telling you the truth. I'm not telling you. Yeah, she's very smart.

[A]

Yeah. If you led with beautiful, I would be like, that's.

[B]

No, it's not. Beauty's. Beauty's only skin deep. You know? I mean, it's about the heart.

[A]

Will you guys be together? Like, will you. Will you. Do you think she'll change your diapers one day?

[B]

You Know what they say to death, do us part.

[A]

Yeah. So she will.

[B]

Yeah. It is what it is. And I don't think I'll. I'll be in that situation. I think I'll be good. I think. I really feel like I'm. You can live forever.

[A]

You literally. There's no way you could possibly say that.

[B]

What, live?

[A]

No, not that you could. You can say that if you want, but you don't know that you're not gonna be in diapers one day. You started that way. We all kind of end that way.

[B]

Well, I mean, I guess not all people think like that. I don't think like that. I think, like. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I think, like, you just got to go with the flow, man, and don't worry about, you know, walking around with a diaper on.

[A]

Okay, I won't worry about it.

[B]

You know, I mean, just think about the good things, like. Like taking vacations and going to great restaurants and great parties and smoking good weed and, you know, hanging out with family and friends and, you know, toasting up, man, like, just to the. To life. You feel what I'm saying?

[A]

We all feel what you're saying.

[B]

He, like, yeah, man. You know, just toast to life, man. Let's have a great time. You should smoke some weed. Loosen up a little bit more. Drink some more. Take a shot.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Somebody give her another shot. Give us some maca. Whatever. Mucha whatever. Mix it with something.

[A]

One of these.

[B]

Yeah, still have. Steal yours.

[A]

Steal it.

[B]

There you go. Smoke that, man.

[A]

Will it work if I just like.

[B]

Oh, that's even better. That's actually kind of jazzy right there. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Will that work?

[B]

Ah, yeah. I'm working on a new jazz album, too. You should come by and see me in rare form. It's gonna be in my studio. I'm. Oh, yeah, I'm playing the piano. And. And, no, you ain't gotta sing on it. But you know what? You might have a voice, but it's got to be really good. I mean, like, I want to put

[A]

my daughter in singing lessons because she likes singing.

[B]

Oh, yeah. My daughter does, too. Yeah.

[A]

Really? You should have singing. Do you have a singing instructor you like?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Who?

[B]

I'll connect you with her. I want to say online, you know, on camera, but, yeah, I'll hook it with somebody. You can. That's dope. You know what I'm saying? They can keep ranking.

[A]

I think she can. I think she's the next Taylor Swift.

[B]

Hey, that's Dope.

[A]

She better be. Yeah, Stop working. It's my goal for her.

[B]

I can write some songs. I like pop music.

[A]

What you write pop music? What do you write? What songs have you written?

[B]

I said I write it. I haven't.

[A]

You haven't done, have you though? And it's just a secret.

[B]

Long time ago, actually, this is true. Long time ago. Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco, they invited me to the studio to write a song for Britney Spears. The song never came out. Song never came out. But Dr. Luke liked my writing abilities. He was like, yo, man, come by the studio. I think you can.

[A]

What was it about?

[B]

He just felt like that I had. I could write pop.

[A]

What did you like? What. What would you write if you were writing pop music?

[B]

I mean, I think. Because I, you know, when I. When I was writing my music, like, like, bands make a dance slobber now, like. Like a lot of good fun records, you know, I can. I can come up with a lot of great fun records. It's not about, like, strip club music, but it's just like, fun records. I can come up with catchy hooks, fun stuff, you know. And I think that he was just so impressed by that. He was like, yo, man, I think you probably could.

[A]

You should do more pop.

[B]

Pop shit, you know, why not? I. I do. I mean, I've been in the studio with a lot of different people. I've been in the studio with David Guetta and a lot of. Lot of poppy people.

[A]

What is he? Poppy people?

[B]

Well, not poppy people, but edm.

[A]

What's he. What is he? Who is he?

[B]

Yeah, he's like EDM dance. And I don't mean like poppy. I mean, like, just, you know, people. That makes big, big, big, big songs. Big.

[A]

I feel like a lot of people put their. Their kids on their music. Why don't you put your kids.

[B]

If they want that.

[A]

Do they not. They don't.

[B]

My daughter wants to be a singer, but I don't want to. I'm not. I'm putting her. She plays piano. She's taking piano lessons and voice lessons. But I'm not, like, trying to, like, you got to do this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're supposed to, you know, I just say, if you want to do it, let's do it. And, you know, if you ever get bored with it, though, don't, you know, want to stop? Just let me know.

[A]

Great.

[B]

I don't try to force them to do anything. But she loves it. She loves. She watched me play the piano and stuff. You know, I still be practicing and Just trying to come up with ideas. She'd just be like watching me. She'd be. She'll come over there and she'll stop being on a drum machine or something like that. Like I'm gonna be a pop star.

[A]

I love that. I want to have a playdate. Wait, she's five?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, she's eight. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, your son is a five year old?

[B]

Yeah, my son. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I think my kids will like them.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, my kids.

[A]

My three year old is a baby still, but maybe the five year old.

[B]

Yeah, but they, they. And my kids are cool.

[A]

Are they cool?

[B]

They're so cool. They'll love them, man. Yeah, they like me. They just laid back. Chill.

[A]

That's great. I'll. I'm going to bring my kids to your house one day. I'm going to find your address online and just show up.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Pull up.

[A]

Yeah. Well, thank you so much for coming.

[B]

Oh, yeah, thank you for having me.

[A]

We'll end it. We'll end it here. Thank you for coming.

[B]

Yeah, we should do some more. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah. Let's make more music.

[B]

Yeah, that's what that's.

[A]

The world's been begging for me to make music.

[B]

I'm telling you, when y' all hear

[A]

this song, if you know they're gonna be begging for.

[B]

Yeah, we're gonna start streaming more songs.

[A]

Bobby A. Yeah.

[B]

Bobby A. That's. Ah, shut the up.

[A]

Exactly. Well, thank you.

[B]

Thank you too. I appreciate it.

[A]

I'll give you this buck too.

[B]

Oh, you can keep it.

[A]

Oh, I won't drink it though, so you take it.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm gonna take it. You're not gonna keep it? If you're not gonna drink it, I'll

[A]

steal the, the thing. I just. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You good?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that's mine. You can have that back.

[B]

Hey, look, I ain't tripping, man.

[A]

Like smoke away, don't trip that's what

[B]

life is all about it's all about.