Matt Rife: "Not a Fan of These"

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff – Episode Featuring Matt Rife

Release Date: August 7, 2024

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Introduction and Setting

In this electrifying episode of The Really Good Podcast, host Bobbi Althoff teams up with comedian Matt Rife and co-host Cedric for a spine-chilling adventure. The trio embarks on a midnight tour of Zak Baggins' Haunted Museum in Las Vegas, promising listeners an immersive experience filled with eerie exhibits and supernatural encounters.

Haunted Museum Tour

Entrance and Initial Impressions

The episode kicks off with Bobbi expressing her apprehension about venturing into the haunted museum. As they enter, Cedric lightens the mood by clarifying that the museum isn’t a typical strip club adorned with red lights, but rather a place teeming with spirits and cursed objects.

Cedric (02:26): "It's not a strip club. I do realize by the red lights it very well could be. It's not. It's not."

Bobbi aptly summarizes her fear by mentioning the ominous presence of a doll that could cause her nose to bleed if provoked—a reference to horror lore.

Serial Killer Exhibit

The team progresses to the Serial Killer Room, where authentic artifacts from notorious figures like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy are on display. Cedric provides gruesome details about each exhibit, enhancing the eerie atmosphere.

Cedric (06:32): "This is Ted Bundy's stuff. These are his actual glasses."

Bobbi reacts with shock upon seeing a doll resembling the infamous killer Gacy, highlighting the museum’s commitment to authenticity.

Haunted Dolls and Objects

One of the standout features of the tour is the collection of haunted dolls. The duo explores exhibits like the Dybbuk Box, famously associated with Post Malone, and the Annabelle doll placeholder.

Cedric (15:08): "It's at the Warrens Museum."

Bobbi’s discomfort is palpable as she confronts these lifelike dolls, particularly one with eyes that seem to follow her every move.

Bobbi (15:37): "I don't like her. She looks real. I feel like she's really looking at it."

Encounters and Fear Responses

As the tour delves deeper, the atmosphere thickens with unexplained phenomena. The hosts experience strange noises, flickering lights, and moving objects captured by security cameras. Cedric introduces gadgets like the spirit box and EMF detector to interact with the supposed spirits.

Cedric (05:19): "Oh, it's a spirit box. Actually, kids, actually, for audio sake..."

Bobbi's fear escalates when they encounter the "Post Malone" Dybbuk Box, intensifying her anxiety about supernatural influences.

Bobbi (40:24): "Why is it haunted? Why?"

Cleansing Rituals and Departure

Determined to dispel the negative energies they've encountered, Bobbi and Cedric perform a cleansing ritual using sage and affirmations. Cedric guides Bobbi through the process, emphasizing the importance of setting boundaries with the spirits.

Cedric (79:37): "It's supposed to cleanse you. So when you leave, like an environment, like a haunted house or something..."

The ritual serves as a pivotal moment, allowing Bobbi to reclaim her sense of safety and conclude their harrowing tour.

Bobbi (84:13): "I feel like a weight lifted off of me."

Notable Quotes

• Bobbi Althoff (03:00): "I see a therapist every week and I have for the last year, or actually over a year now, and I love it."

• Cedric (05:15): "How do you feel about, like, dolls?"

• Bobbi Althoff (40:22): "You're touching the thing that it's inside of. Don't ever push me towards it again."

• Cedric (55:14): "That's just the table. Probably Ikea."

• Bobbi Althoff (66:35): "Which room has been the scariest so far?"

Insights and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, Bobbi Althoff and her co-host navigate their fears with a blend of humor and genuine apprehension. The inclusion of real-life haunted artifacts adds a layer of authenticity, making the listeners feel as if they're part of the eerie exploration. The dynamic interactions between Bobbi, Cedric, and Matt Rife provide both comedic relief and tension, culminating in a cleansing ritual that underscores the importance of mental resilience in the face of fear.

Bobbi's recurring mention of her therapy sessions subtly highlights the podcast's underlying message about mental health, seamlessly blending it into the narrative without disrupting the flow of the haunted tour.

Final Thoughts

This episode stands out as a gripping narrative that combines elements of horror, comedy, and personal growth. Bobbi Althoff successfully engages her audience by presenting an authentic and relatable experience, making The Really Good Podcast a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and insightful discussions.

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Transcript

[Bobby]

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[Matt R.]

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[Cedric]

It's not a strip club. I do realize by the red lights it very well could be. It's not. It's not.

[Bobby]

It's worse.

[Cedric]

It's not even that bad. It's. It's Zak Baggins Haunted Museum in Vegas.

[Bobby]

It's fun if you like want to have a spirit attached to you. So far what he's told me is that there's a doll in there that If I provoke, which. That just sounds scary. Yeah. It'll make my nose bleed potentially. And that. There is. There's a box that caused Post Malone to crash his plane or something.

[Cedric]

Oh, the Divock box. Yeah. That kind of fucked up his life for a little bit. Are you. Are you more scared now or when YG took you to the hood? I'll be honest.

[Bobby]

100% now. What do you mean?

[Cedric]

I don't believe you.

[Bobby]

Have you guys seen the video? I swear in my life. Are you mocking me?

[Cedric]

A thousand percent not. Stop stressing out. Put your hair down.

[Bobby]

It's like. Oh. First of all, we're in Vegas. It's fucking hot. I'm putting my hair up because I'm sweating. Are you gonna give the tour?

[Cedric]

I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give. What bit of a tour? I remember from when I got a tour here. But in case I butcher it, I feel like people should come here on their own. But I'll tell you what I remember. This is. This is the entrance. I do remember that.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. What the fuck is that? I hate it.

[Cedric]

Literally said in the car, I'm not afraid of clowns.

[Bobby]

I didn't say that. I said there's on my least. Like, I'm the least afraid of clowns.

[Cedric]

There's only two of them, probably.

[Bobby]

Do you think that.

[Cedric]

Oh, she was guiding. She was guarding my face, dude.

[Bobby]

What the. Read that.

[Cedric]

Read that.

[Bobby]

Matt. Stop. Matt. Read that. Read that to the people. Since you just are so not scared.

[Cedric]

Warning. The building is known to contain ghosts and spirits and cursed objects. By entering, you agree that management will not be liable for any actions by these unseen forces. Do you agree?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

That's consent. Okay, fantastic. I think we just. I think we're just going through it that way. Those dolls already. Which is kind of creepy. Don't hide behind me.

[Bobby]

I have to. I'm scared. Why are the lights off?

[Cedric]

If we.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God, I'm scared. I'm really scared.

[Cedric]

It just. It smells haunted in here.

[Bobby]

Stop it immediately. What the is that?

[Cedric]

That's literally just a dog.

[Bobby]

It's not alive, is it?

[Cedric]

Probably not. You want to touch it? Relax.

[Bobby]

What do you mean, relax? Why are you. Where are the haunted objects?

[Cedric]

They're literally. They are quite literally everywhere.

[Bobby]

Okay, then why.

[Cedric]

Okay, so we'll go to the. The kind of like, little middle.

[Bobby]

What do you think that is? Do they say what they are on them? Oh, my God.

[Cedric]

A lot of them do, yeah. Let's see.

[Bobby]

That doesn't say anything.

[Cedric]

Let's See, these are the cremations of a woman whose son stated her death in 2017 was caused by a demon. So there's a possessed person's ashes in there. Would you like to snore?

[Bobby]

Do you hear that?

[Cedric]

Oh, it's a spirit box. Actually, kids, actually, for audio sake, just so she's not hearing that the whole time. Richard, are you in here? Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[Bobby]

Oh, so you can just turn it off?

[Cedric]

Yeah. So a spirit box is essentially.

[Bobby]

Essentially what? Essentially what?

[Cedric]

It's like a radio box.

[Bobby]

Stop moving. Relax.

[Cedric]

I didn't even move.

[Bobby]

You're scared that if I stand in front of you, people will see that you're short. But it's okay.

[Cedric]

I'm six one.

[Bobby]

You're kind of short.

[Cedric]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Just stay. It's okay. Don't be.

[Cedric]

Stop.

[Bobby]

Are we going in here?

[Cedric]

No, we can go this way first. I'll take you to the main area first and then we can branch off of the actual tour already. It's okay. Come on, come on, come on.

[Bobby]

Don't do that.

[Cedric]

I. I definitely won't. That was like an actual employee. Don't. Don't freak out. Okay, Actually, stop it. This actually is a fun room to go in first. I do remember this. Come on. Come on in this one.

[Bobby]

I don't like this. I can't go. They're not. Nobody else is in there for.

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Is it normally dark when they do this tour?

[Cedric]

The nighttime tour? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Cedric]

You can do it in the daytime or the nighttime. So this is the serial killer room.

[Bobby]

Okay, that's not that bad.

[Cedric]

If this isn't that bad. So this is. This is Ted Bundy's stuff.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Cedric]

Those are his actual glasses.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

The. The coolest part, actually. Oh, this is John Wayne Gacy. Do you know who that is?

[Bobby]

I just saw a TikTok about him.

[Cedric]

You saw a TikTok about him? And you're 26.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'm 26.

[Cedric]

He. He was a serial killer. And they found a bunch of boys bodies buried under his house. And he used to dress up as a clown. This is the exact clown that's literally a photo of him.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Cedric]

Would murder these people. So, yeah, he's pretty, pretty, pretty famous.

[Bobby]

Why does that look so much like. Oh, my God.

[Cedric]

So this is Charles Manson's part. This painting right here actually has his blood as the paint, and his ashes are in his eyeballs. Kind of creepy.

[Bobby]

How do you know that? How did that happen? Who did that?

[Cedric]

I don't. I mean, I imagine somebody close to him Would have done it. When I came here with Zach Baggins, we were doing, like, a little investigating here, and there's. I don't know if it's still up here or not. There's a. There's a thing called a REM pod, right, that, like, basically, if you touch it, it, like, it goes off. They can only go off by touch. And sometimes, like, massive temperature change. And it kept going off on top of this the entire night, no matter where. We were in the building. And we came in here and got, like, some really creepy voice recordings as well.

[Bobby]

Voice recording is a what? Like, what was it like?

[Cedric]

Kind of like growly, like. Not positive.

[Bobby]

It's not here anymore, though.

[Cedric]

Probably not. Are you cold?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

I've never seen you so uncomfortable in a podcast before. This is fantastic.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? I'm scared. I'm scared. And don't ever scare me again. Like, you just.

[Cedric]

Oh, my God. Too easy.

[Bobby]

Don't do that. It's fine. I'm scared. Come on. Don't talk to me like that. Please don't act like that. Are you scared? You're not scared at all. I don't like. I don't like when we are the first people to go. Stop. I like when there's, like, three people ahead. Oh, my God. He left.

[Cedric]

Oh, actually. Bobby.

[Bobby]

Why is everyone away from me? Bobby, come here.

[Cedric]

Come here. This is. This is a very. A weird guy walking around. Stop. What do you mean?

[Bobby]

What is this weird guy who's walking around.

[Cedric]

I should feel bad, but I just don't. I think this is a scary guy.

[Bobby]

Stop it. Stop it. Walk closer, please. The walk closer.

[Cedric]

So this is. There's, like, a name for, like, the death bed, right? Okay, so this bed is famous because a lot of people have died in it. Especially a really famous story. Do you remember when Lamar Odom overdosed? You know who Lamar Odom is?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Cedric]

He. He OD'd with a prostitute in. In this bed. Do you wanna sit on it?

[Bobby]

What? Yeah. Why is this. How did they get this bed? No, stop it. I don't think you're allowed to do that.

[Cedric]

We specifically got permission to do this.

[Bobby]

That's. That sounds like what happens if you sit in there.

[Cedric]

I mean, I don't like that somebody's bra is on it.

[Bobby]

Is it used?

[Cedric]

It's too big to be yours. Ew. There's a stain on it. That's. That actually. That deterred me. I was actually kind of game to play it, but there's multiple stains on it. I'll sit on it.

[Bobby]

Wait, it's the same mattress?

[Cedric]

Yeah, the exact same one. Tip repeated.

[Bobby]

It's not just the same frame.

[Cedric]

Sleep number 666, probably. Do you want to sit on that side?

[Bobby]

Should I read this? Is this what it's about?

[Cedric]

If you want to.

[Bobby]

Is this not.

[Cedric]

That's one of the specific examples.

[Bobby]

On April 23, 2017. I hate reading a lot.

[Cedric]

Just so you can't.

[Bobby]

I feel like I can't. I don't like this room either. This one's, like, not that scary. I don't like that mirror. Oh, Lamar Odom nearly died at. Who's that? Dennis Hoff's Love Ranch. Love Ranch? What is the Love Ranch?

[Cedric]

It was like a whorehouse, essentially. Massage parlor. Whatever you want to call it, I guess a good time.

[Bobby]

The two ladies that he paid. $75,000.

[Cedric]

$75,000.

[Bobby]

Is that him in the picture?

[Cedric]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

How did they get the bed?

[Cedric]

I mean. Facebook Marketplace.

[Bobby]

No, this is not.

[Cedric]

What the fuck is that? That's also Lamar Odom after the attack.

[Bobby]

You're so stupid. That's literally him after.

[Cedric]

Okay, all right. You've seen enough of this room, then. All right, Come on. Come on.

[Bobby]

I don't think this is fun.

[Cedric]

We haven't even gotten to, like, the most fun parts yet.

[Bobby]

And then, you know what? They're not going first again. And then if that's the. What was that?

[Cedric]

What was that? These are some of the tools.

[Bobby]

To what? To do what?

[Cedric]

To, like, to make them go away.

[Bobby]

Okay. To make them leave.

[Cedric]

You can get these on Adam and Eve. Come on.

[Bobby]

Said go first. What the fuck is that? Stop it. Who's behind me? Oh.

[Cedric]

This is like, this. I imagine this is the safest you could possibly be. There's so many people around us.

[Bobby]

This is not the safest I could be.

[Cedric]

Let's go around this way.

[Bobby]

Actually, you can't be the first one. Just. I'm telling you right now, you can't be the first. You can be the first one to walk into somewhere.

[Cedric]

How do you feel about, like, dolls?

[Bobby]

I'm not even, like, fucking with you. How scared I am right now. It's just like, how do I feel about dolls? What do you mean? Like.

[Cedric]

Yeah, like, did you, like. Did you play with dolls when you were young?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I totally played with these type of dolls.

[Cedric]

No, not these kind of dolls, but, like, just in general. Did you have, like, cabbage patches? Even though. Cabbage patches?

[Bobby]

Do you hear that? That was just the sound of them walking. Right?

[Cedric]

I think.

[Bobby]

Do you hear that? I heard a car go you hear that?

[Cedric]

The creaking?

[Bobby]

No, listen. Okay, maybe it's just the creaking, but I swear there's something happening that direction.

[Cedric]

Just creepy dolls. Oh, what's this one?

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Cedric]

It's a real Exorcist diary with. I mean, that's obviously not a real head, but. Oh. What's the story here? I don't know this one. On January 15, 1949, at the home of Ronnie in Cottage City, Maryland, dripping noise was heard by Ronnie and his grandmother in the grandmother's bedroom. Gross. This noise continued to be continued for a short time. And then the picture of Christ on the wall. Picture. Okay, Picture of Christ on the wall.

[Bobby]

I can't read either. Don't say I can't read.

[Cedric]

This is written in, like, the 1700s. All right, 1940s, but. Same. Same fucking thing.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? It's in English at least.

[Cedric]

Yeah, but it's old paper. It's dim lighting. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up.

[Bobby]

Don't do that.

[Cedric]

Anyway, yeah, this is just. What is the thing?

[Bobby]

I don't trust you anymore. I don't trust you. I don't trust you.

[Cedric]

Oh, it's just. It's a diary of somebody who was possessed. Or at least claimed to be. I don't trust you at all. Come around this side. You're this room. There's a specific doll in this room. Oh, in the glass case, there's a doll.

[Bobby]

Wait, what?

[Cedric]

There's nobody near you.

[Bobby]

Okay. What?

[Cedric]

That we can see.

[Bobby]

That's so funny.

[Cedric]

It's a little.

[Bobby]

What is in here?

[Cedric]

So there's a. There's a specific doll in the glass case here that, like, moves things around all the time. Like, it get. It gets caught on security cameras all the time. It makes other dolls believe in it.

[Bobby]

I believe in it.

[Cedric]

Come this way.

[Bobby]

I'm not.

[Cedric]

Come on.

[Bobby]

I'm not going to go first.

[Cedric]

Come on.

[Bobby]

He has to go first.

[Cedric]

He and I are literally the same size. Literally. God. All right, so this doll. I'm blanking on the name exactly.

[Bobby]

Oh, that's like my dad.

[Cedric]

Do not say Abigail. Yeah, that must be Abigail, then. Yeah, she. She, like, is supposedly messes with a lot of lights, makes the other dolls fall down. I don't like these kind of fucking dolls. For sure. The little puppets. Little marionettes. Not a fan of these. What was your favorite toy growing up?

[Bobby]

Dolls. Not these kind, though.

[Cedric]

Like, baby alive cute ones.

[Bobby]

Water babies.

[Cedric]

Do you know. You like the Annabelle doll?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I've seen that. Is that in here?

[Cedric]

So do you know what the real one is? One of these. Like, it's a very large Raggedy Ann doll. Yeah, it's like. It's like three or four feet tall. Like, it's. It's a fucking massive doll.

[Bobby]

What do you mean, the real one?

[Cedric]

The real. You know, it's a real thing, right? Annabelle dollar.

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

Yeah, it's at the Warrens Museum.

[Bobby]

Dude, that one right there, she's fucking. I don't like her.

[Cedric]

Well, first it's a he.

[Bobby]

No, her.

[Cedric]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Don't fucking. I don't like her. She looks real. I feel like she's really looking at it.

[Cedric]

The one that's blue looks real.

[Bobby]

No, her eyes, they look real. Tell me they don't look.

[Cedric]

Okay, the eyes look pretty real.

[Bobby]

You're looking into her eyes too.

[Cedric]

Well, eye contact's important. You should try it out.

[Bobby]

Do we go that way? Is that something?

[Cedric]

Yeah, we can go this way now. I just wanted to show you the doll that moves things.

[Bobby]

I'm literally not even touching your skin. I'm touching your shirt because I'm scared. And there's. What is this? Are they real? Are they real? Matt, are they real?

[Cedric]

One of these is a real skeleton. Or maybe there's.

[Bobby]

No way. That's not. That's not legal. Is that legal?

[Cedric]

I think it's. I think it's. This one is a real skeleton.

[Bobby]

My.

[Cedric]

One of these is.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Cedric]

Get real skeletons? Why?

[Bobby]

How. No, that's. That can't be allowed.

[Cedric]

You can just have.

[Bobby]

That's real.

[Cedric]

You can donate them. You could probably dig them up. I don't know.

[Bobby]

That's a real skeleton.

[Cedric]

One of them is, if not both. Yeah. Touch it.

[Bobby]

I'm. No. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Let's get out of here.

[Cedric]

Let's get.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Look at her.

[Cedric]

Oh, man. Bad pitch alert. Oh, you talking about Wednesday Addams?

[Bobby]

That's not Wednesday.

[Cedric]

If she grew up, it is.

[Bobby]

No, that's not Wednesday.

[Cedric]

It's like a little seance table. Have you ever used a Ouija board?

[Bobby]

No. Have you?

[Cedric]

No. God, I kind of refuse to.

[Bobby]

But you'll come in here.

[Cedric]

Oh, yeah. I'm not playing. Oh, my God.

[Bobby]

I touched. I. I touched that table and.

[Cedric]

Possessed.

[Bobby]

No, I'm serious.

[Cedric]

Hey. Also, that's just the table. Probably ikea.

[Bobby]

That's not Ikea. That looks. That looks possessed. Okay, look, you're go. You're. You're brave. He's brave.

[Cedric]

He'll be fine.

[Bobby]

They're just walking Ced, you're brave. You're in the dark.

[Cedric]

This room actually scares me.

[Bobby]

Okay, well then we can skip.

[Cedric]

Have you heard of the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose?

[Bobby]

You have to come too. Sad. Sad. You first.

[Cedric]

It's low key. Insulting that like I'm not enough protection.

[Bobby]

Is that insulting? Are you surprised?

[Cedric]

Do you know? Are you surprised that I'm not enough protection? Yeah, I think so. I think it's insulting. I'm tall. Brawny.

[Bobby]

Do you consider tall?

[Cedric]

245? Yeah, I'm tall. He's just extra tall.

[Bobby]

I don't consider you tall though. Six one.

[Cedric]

What's tall? Do you like six?

[Bobby]

Four, six one. Just like that's anything under that. You shouldn't even.

[Cedric]

You should. What? Yes, go ahead. Comments. Get her. Where my short kings at? Get her.

[Bobby]

They're gonna get me.

[Cedric]

Do you know the movie Exorcism of Emily Rose? So this is the actual exorcism that that movie is based off of. I mean, these are actual photos from her exorcism. I think that's really hurt. This scares me. Cause then this is like a very real true story, like well documented.

[Bobby]

Why? Where is it documented?

[Cedric]

Right there, on a little plaque is most of the story.

[Bobby]

What is happening to her?

[Cedric]

In the bottom left photo, she's. It's an exorcism. It also could be a Sephora commercial.

[Bobby]

I hate you and you're stupid jokes.

[Cedric]

Do you wanna crawl through this little thing with me?

[Bobby]

Are you gonna go through that?

[Cedric]

If you promise to go after me.

[Bobby]

I swear on my life, I will not go through that.

[Cedric]

Even if I go first?

[Bobby]

Oh, no way.

[Cedric]

He's gonna go and then I'm gonna go.

[Bobby]

He's insane. He's insane. Go. Go ahead.

[Cedric]

You have to come. Here's the thing. Then we're going to be split up in the museum.

[Bobby]

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[Destiny]

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[Cedric]

Okay. Here, hold these.

[Bobby]

If Destiny comes, I'll come. She has to come right after me then.

[Cedric]

God damn it. Okay.

[Bobby]

What is this?

[Cedric]

You probably just tools protecting tools from Best Buy. Yes, they're just regular. They're not protection tools. What the Are they electronics?

[Bobby]

Wait. Come close. Destiny.

[Cedric]

Okay, ready?

[Bobby]

Wait, where are we going?

[Cedric]

Don't worry about it.

[Bobby]

This feels like Human Centipede. I don't like it.

[Cedric]

Well, to keep your distance.

[Bobby]

I'm not going. If you do stuff like that, bro, I don't know why I'm doing. Wait, I can't see. Bobby. I can't. Can we. Okay. I'm scared. Where are we going? Don't do that. I'm scared. I'm scared. Get out of here. Why is it. Why is. Why. Wait. Why does this even exist? Why does this exist? Who created this? Where's Ma? He's gonna scare me when I get out. I just know where he's.

[Cedric]

I want. Oh, what was that?

[Bobby]

What was that? Something touched on. This is my wallet.

[Cedric]

Electricity.

[Bobby]

It just turned. Chill.

[Cedric]

Oh, now I'm enough protection all of a sudden.

[Bobby]

Why is everything moving? Why everything.

[Cedric]

It turned on. This is the exhibit. It's fine. It's just a little Mary in that room. Those are pretty gross. Just a little. A little clown Mary in that room.

[Bobby]

You told them to turn it on when we got in here.

[Cedric]

I'm actually not kidding. I did not. No, it is very convenient timing at all. Maybe it's scream censored. This room isn't that bad. The tunnel just comes out this way. That's all. Not that big of a deal. Yeah. Yeah. Are more people coming through? Is that everybody to comfort with the bag?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I am thirsty. Thank you so much.

[Cedric]

Unbelievable.

[Bobby]

I'm actually like.

[Cedric]

Are you so tired?

[Bobby]

I'm not tired now. I'm terrified, though.

[Cedric]

Is your adrenaline up a little bit?

[Bobby]

Yeah, my heart is racing.

[Cedric]

What? What.

[Bobby]

What the was that? What the.

[Cedric]

It's your production. You've known these people for, I assume, a couple of years.

[Bobby]

I haven't even been doing this for a couple of years.

[Cedric]

Yeah, we know.

[Bobby]

When did. Why did this turn on?

[Cedric]

Maybe when somebody screams bloody murder, things just turn on, potentially. Looks like me a little bit.

[Bobby]

It does not look like you. Is there anything scarier that we're gonna go into?

[Cedric]

Yeah, absolutely. This is just. This is just like the ground floor.

[Bobby]

Okay. What do you mean? There's levels to this?

[Cedric]

Oh, there's levels to this? Absolutely. Are you ready? Are you. Is your. Is your thirst quenched?

[Bobby]

I need to put the stop because I need to, like. I need to, like, hold on and be able to run and, like. Okay, well, I don't like when we're the last people in the room either. I don't like when we're the last people.

[Cedric]

She want to go first instead.

[Bobby]

I don't. I want to be in the middle. I want to be sandwiched between the spirits.

[Cedric]

Okay. So I'm going to continue to give you a. A relatively rapid tour of the museum, and then we can do, like, a little, like, sit down. Okay.

[Bobby]

Why are we going back to where we started?

[Cedric]

Because that's where the stairs are, actually. No, no, stairs are this way. It is this way. Yeah, it's this way. Yeah. Back it up. Back it up. Back way.

[Bobby]

Look here. Behind. Stop. If you scare me again can you let my heart. Like, the basement sounds scary.

[Cedric]

The base. The basement is very scary. Y. They used to do, like, for real sacrifices, like, actual people were. Actual people died in the basement? Yes.

[Bobby]

So people have died in this building?

[Cedric]

Yes. We're going to keep going.

[Bobby]

Look. I thought it was John.

[Cedric]

You want to show?

[Bobby]

Not actually wanted.

[Cedric]

Well, he got really lucky when he found this place that it already had a haunted history. Zach told me he. He, like, legitimately almost gave up looking for a place in Vegas. Just couldn't find a spot.

[Bobby]

Why did you want to find a spot for this?

[Cedric]

For the museum?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

Because it's an amazing tourist attraction.

[Bobby]

He just owned these things, though, at.

[Cedric]

His house before he, like, collected them. Yeah, It's a mummified cat. It's dead. Super dead.

[Bobby]

What is that? What is that?

[Cedric]

Those are just people from. Oh. Oh, they have videos around here because, like, people have actually fainted in this museum on tours, like, plenty of times.

[Bobby]

And do you think that happens in this one?

[Cedric]

I would assume so. With this one.

[Bobby]

Should we watch it?

[Cedric]

It might have already happened.

[Bobby]

They look like they're concerned.

[Cedric]

Oh, it looks like they're already helping somebody. Yeah. So somebody already. Yeah. We missed it. It's probably. Probably on.

[Bobby]

Did he die?

[Cedric]

That's not a mold of the person's face.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay. What is that? Stop. Don't make sounds.

[Cedric]

This is really cool. The tax.

[Bobby]

How cool are those tax room humans right there? What is that? What do you mean? What do you mean? These are all really. They were once real, alive.

[Cedric]

It just depends on the animal, really. Oh, my God. Oh, this is the lobby. We were about to be so lost. We found it. Bobby.

[Bobby]

Bro, did you do that on purpose? Did you plan that out?

[Cedric]

I was looking for it. I didn't know this is where it was.

[Bobby]

Why would you make me run away like that? Because I thought I just got sucked in or something.

[Cedric]

Oh, yeah. I love that. You thought the museum ate me and your first reaction was to run immediately. What do you mean?

[Bobby]

I don't want it to get me, too. Did you plan that? Did you plan that? You planned that?

[Cedric]

I was looking for this room? But I didn't know where it was.

[Bobby]

Shut up. You planned to do that, though?

[Cedric]

No.

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Cedric]

It's on a hinge. It'll be okay. I don't think that's the upstairs. No, no. Stairs are over this way. Why did we go through the fun house?

[Bobby]

The fun house?

[Cedric]

Yes, the fun house. Oh, that is upstairs, right?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

Okay, so we'll go upstairs first, and then we'll come back down here. And if you want to do a little investigating, we can do it down here. Okay. So this is an EMF detector. It detects electromagnetic fields. Would you say you've heard the theory that, like, ghosts are energy? Right. And, like, when you die, energy can't really be created or destroyed, so this picks.

[Bobby]

Who is that?

[Cedric]

That's one of your friends.

[Bobby]

Can you guys all stay away from wall, please? My heart. Wait, you didn't touch anything. Why did it do that? Why did it do that? Ced, it was you. It was Cedric. He said it was Cedric.

[Cedric]

I think it's automatically closed. It also. It's part of the tour. That wall is part of the tour. So I'm sure it automatically closes. Yes.

[Bobby]

How do you use these?

[Cedric]

So this is an obelisk. This just picks random words, right? So the idea is you're asking the spirits questions. It can put words into this box. This box has, like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of words, possibly thousands. I don't know. I don't want to look stupid in the comments. Probably already do. And the idea is it spits out words at random. So the idea is you ask. The idea is that you ask questions of the spirits and you get an answer that matches the question you ask. Essentially, that's the fun house.

[Bobby]

I don't like. I don't want to do that. You can do that by yourself.

[Cedric]

You'll come with. No, you'll be fine.

[Bobby]

That's. How is that. What is. What are they?

[Cedric]

That's just noises.

[Bobby]

No, they just.

[Cedric]

Have you heard how you sound?

[Bobby]

Nah. This isn't funny anymore.

[Cedric]

It's kind of a good time.

[Bobby]

In what world?

[Cedric]

This one. And the next.

[Bobby]

I don't think we should do that.

[Cedric]

Well, wait.

[Bobby]

Why is that sound of my voice screaming? Do you hear that? It sounds like me.

[Cedric]

No, you sound way worse, I hate to tell you.

[Bobby]

Is that a real person screaming, though?

[Cedric]

Probably.

[Bobby]

He is a real scream.

[Cedric]

You think it's AI?

[Bobby]

I think it might be, like an actress.

[Cedric]

That's actually. It's valid. It could be. I don't think so, though.

[Bobby]

Do you think it's a real person screaming.

[Cedric]

No, it's probably a recorded, like a haunted house level of scream. It's ambiance.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

Sets the mood. Yeah, we'll wait till we're done like seeing a museum, and then we can play with this stuff when we sit down somewhere. Okay.

[Bobby]

Oh, why isn't it the same every time it plays?

[Cedric]

Well, that'd be repetitive, wouldn't it?

[Bobby]

What do you think he's doing? Should we start our interview right now since we're not moving? Richard, don't say that like that. Did you plan stuff out with him? Like, for him to fuck with us? Did you do that?

[Cedric]

No. You have his number? I don't.

[Bobby]

How do you not have his number?

[Cedric]

I don't have his number because Zach had to give your producers the number so they could set up everything.

[Bobby]

Did you put him to get in here? What the was that?

[Cedric]

That's a door.

[Bobby]

Cedric, can you stop touching stuff? Did you. Did you guys plan for something to happen? Like when we go into this fun house?

[Cedric]

What could happen?

[Bobby]

I don't know. You're gonna scare me.

[Cedric]

Probably. But not in the fun house, but like, you know, throughout, like the rest of the night, possibly.

[Bobby]

What do you think that is?

[Cedric]

Oh, I think we start this way. Oh, God, I forgot. It starts down here. Of course. Come on, Come on.

[Bobby]

I'm coming. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. Like this. I mean, I. I don't want to. Oh, this is all fun. You have to stop it. Stop it. Stop it, please. Oh, my God. Is this the fun house? Are we in the fun house?

[Cedric]

Where. Wait, this is like the beginning of.

[Bobby]

What the. What the. Where does it go? Where does the door go to get me out of here? I don't want to be in here.

[Cedric]

My gun is dangling. Thanks.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's go back everything.

[Cedric]

It's well lit in here. Nothing to be creeped out about.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Cedric]

What do you mean, what do I mean? Oh.

[Bobby]

What was that?

[Cedric]

Keys.

[Bobby]

Okay. What is this thing? This is actually nice. This is kind of cool.

[Cedric]

Yeah, it's just cute little temperatures, that's all. Okay, I think that's a word. Tinctures.

[Bobby]

Okay, wait. Can you not walk so fast? Can you not. Can you not.

[Cedric]

I'm. I'm damn near moon walking. What do you mean walk so fast?

[Bobby]

Can you slow down?

[Cedric]

You want to look at the camels some more?

[Bobby]

Are these haunted?

[Cedric]

No, this is just. This is just visual. This is nice. They're taking it in. Come On.

[Bobby]

I'm. I'm trying to.

[Cedric]

Oh, I forgot about this part, actually.

[Bobby]

What?

[Cedric]

Stop, stop, stop. Nothing's even happening yet. Come here.

[Bobby]

Come on, Come on.

[Cedric]

During the tour.

[Bobby]

Destiny, stay behind me.

[Cedric]

During the tour of the museum, there's a very cool thing that happens right here. The guy's not here, obviously, but there is. So we're about to go upstairs, right? So there's a stairwell right behind here that you go into this little fortune teller booth, right? And the idea is that if you poke your head in through the window, there's like a curtain in there with a very. I think it's a blue bulb under the stairs. Apparently you're supposed to see a little girl under the stairs there.

[Bobby]

Have you seen that?

[Cedric]

I haven't. Do you want to try?

[Bobby]

No. You can. Like. I don't.

[Cedric]

If I do it, you have to do it.

[Bobby]

I don't want you to.

[Cedric]

Well, I'm gonna do it now.

[Bobby]

I don't want you to.

[Cedric]

I'm gonna look.

[Bobby]

I don't want. You're gonna see a little girl in there.

[Cedric]

Maybe. Oh. What the fuck? That was not in here last time I was here. Oh, my God. That is so scary. What the fuck is that?

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Cedric]

That wasn't here last time I was here. Come look.

[Bobby]

What is. No. What is it? Where.

[Cedric]

Will you show the light? Okay, that thing that was not here last time I was here.

[Bobby]

Okay, go do the thing where you see a kid.

[Cedric]

This is actually. This actually scares me every time. Even though I haven't seen anything yet.

[Bobby]

He's looking in the. He's looking in the hole. He has his whole head inside.

[Cedric]

Oh, God. I don't see anything. Bobby, you want to look?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

No, I will stay way out here.

[Bobby]

No, I was actually concerned for you, too.

[Cedric]

No, you weren't.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I was.

[Cedric]

You were concerned that you were next. Don't lie. Give me my protective devices back.

[Bobby]

I thought. Where's the sage that you said? What is it? Behind this.

[Cedric]

And that's probably just a staff door.

[Bobby]

Does that have an exit?

[Cedric]

Probably. Stay away from me.

[Bobby]

So this is the fun house? Destiny. Destiny, you gotta come with me.

[Cedric]

Oh, this is the fun house?

[Bobby]

Okay. Yeah. Destiny, come on.

[Cedric]

Be careful.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? Why'd you say be careful?

[Cedric]

Because he's walking backwards with a camera.

[Bobby]

Okay. Not because he has something to be scared of.

[Cedric]

No, I mean, probably not. It's just fun house mirrors. You can look at all of them and see better looking versions of you.

[Bobby]

Thank you, Matt.

[Cedric]

You're welcome. Thanks. Exactly.

[Bobby]

Take me Here to get scared. You could at least spend 65 and.

[Cedric]

It'S not up to me, okay? Height's not a choice.

[Bobby]

Well, it's not small yet.

[Cedric]

There's no more tight spots. Look, your body's all long now I'm six five. Shut up. Thanks.

[Bobby]

You feel good.

[Cedric]

It actually.

[Bobby]

What? What? What? What?

[Cedric]

Jesus Christ.

[Bobby]

I'll save you.

[Cedric]

Oh, did you?

[Bobby]

I'll save you. Okay. Do you think it's going? You have a really good stream.

[Cedric]

Unbelievable. It's probably a time.

[Bobby]

It's on my screen.

[Cedric]

I think it's on pre record. Yeah. All right, it's off now.

[Bobby]

What's that sound at all?

[Cedric]

Jesus Christ. Wait, this is actually scary.

[Bobby]

What do I do?

[Cedric]

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Bobby]

I don't like this. Please stop. Please stop this.

[Cedric]

Where?

[Bobby]

Are we done yet? Please.

[Cedric]

Almost done.

[Bobby]

Go closer to my destiny.

[Cedric]

She's inside you.

[Bobby]

Are we done? Can we go downstairs?

[Cedric]

All right, come on, let's go. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. We're almost done with it.

[Bobby]

Come here. Don't throw me out of here. Come on, come on. Why are they going so slow? Why'd you say go quick? You've been going. Why did you say go quick?

[Cedric]

Because the exit's right here. Just literally around.

[Bobby]

I'll show you a clown. No.

[Cedric]

Got her. Roasted biomechanic. All right, come on.

[Bobby]

Stop it. I don't like this. Yes. He was moving. And there's somebody else above you too. Don't look up. What? Please don't say that. Don't look up. Just don't look up. Please.

[Cedric]

Whatever.

[Bobby]

Are we done?

[Cedric]

All right, come on, come on. Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

[Bobby]

Are we done? Can I open my eyes? Y.

[Cedric]

Almost. Watch your step. Watch your step. What? It's just stairs.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Cedric]

God damn. Okay, now we are upstairs. Wasn't so bad.

[Bobby]

Are we done?

[Cedric]

Almost.

[Bobby]

There's not enough people in front of us. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't like this room.

[Cedric]

All right, well, the scariest stuff is next.

[Bobby]

Cedric. Cedric.

[Cedric]

Cedric.

[Bobby]

Cedric. He's gone.

[Matt R.]

Destiny.

[Bobby]

I heard something over there.

[Cedric]

That actually did creep me out a little bit.

[Bobby]

What the was that?

[Cedric]

All right, come on. Go on. The scariest part.

[Bobby]

Can you wait for the rest of them?

[Cedric]

Yes, I can. Cedric. Which. Which one? The hole in the floor right there. I made her a stop on it and you would have thought she was following the entire time.

[Bobby]

So cute. Stop. This isn't funny.

[Cedric]

It's a little funny.

[Bobby]

I don't Think I like this? Wait, stop. I don't like these curtains. I don't like these curtains.

[Cedric]

This is just. Remember that part we were just in downstairs? You know how you looked up? That's all. This is just openness. All right? So in here, I'm trying hard not.

[Bobby]

To be scared and it's not working.

[Cedric]

What does that say?

[Bobby]

Oh, God. Is this the fucking thing? This is the Post Malone thing.

[Cedric]

This is the Dybbuk box that Post Malone touched. Oh, my gosh, yes. Where is it?

[Bobby]

Where is it?

[Cedric]

You ready?

[Bobby]

Where is it?

[Cedric]

It's right through here.

[Bobby]

Let's not go through there.

[Cedric]

Well, you have to go through it, otherwise you won't get to see it. You won't be able to touch it. So why.

[Bobby]

Why is it. No, Cedric, you're not. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. No, no, no, no.

[Cedric]

I wouldn't touch it. No.

[Bobby]

Sad. Please stop.

[Cedric]

Please.

[Bobby]

I know. I believe in it. I believe it.

[Cedric]

I believe if he touches it, I'm ubering home. He's not.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's driving all of us and he's not touching it. He's not touching it.

[Cedric]

I know it's covered, but it's still. When. When Zach and I were here, we still got the window weirdest up here.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Cedric]

So this is the Dybbuk box, essentially.

[Bobby]

Don't go so close to it.

[Cedric]

I'm not gonna.

[Bobby]

You're like. You're trusting me.

[Cedric]

I'm not gonna either.

[Bobby]

You're touching the thing that it's inside of. Don't ever push me towards it again. That's not. Okay. Yes, it is. The bow.

[Destiny]

What do you see?

[Bobby]

Destiny? What do you see? Why are you looking up?

[Cedric]

It's just huge.

[Bobby]

I didn't realize how big it is. It's the. It's the box inside. It's a box inside?

[Cedric]

Yeah. It's not just the. It's not one giant box. It's the little. It's a little box in that little jewelry looking box.

[Bobby]

Why is it haunted?

[Cedric]

There's supposed to be a demon inside.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Cedric]

How? They used to trap demons, essentially.

[Bobby]

Here's your gadget. Oh, yeah.

[Cedric]

You want to try to use it?

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do you do?

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

All right.

[Cedric]

So I'm turning back on. Basically, you just walk around with this. And green is pretty much neutral. And you just look for any spike on it. So if you want to, you can put it up to the glass, see if you get any. See if you get anything. Not always. Come around this way. Though.

[Bobby]

Stop.

[Cedric]

No, it just goes. It just goes around the box. That's all. Destiny, the idea is you walk around destiny. The idea is you holding that the whole time.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, why would you tell me that now? I should know. I should know.

[Cedric]

Oh, you. You would have used it the whole time.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Cedric]

I'm pretty sure one hand was entire body off.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'm sorry that you took me to a scary place.

[Cedric]

I'm not.

[Bobby]

Look, this is to protect you. I'm helping you.

[Cedric]

Yeah. Yeah. You're doing the most. Thank you.

[Bobby]

It's better than you were doing for me.

[Cedric]

I was a shield for you, whether I wanted to be or not.

[Bobby]

This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. My children. My children have their sense of wonder. I feel like I lost mine. So therapy is something that can help you find that sense of wonder again. I see a therapist every week, and I have for the last year or actually over a year now, and I love it. As someone who's just entered Hollywood, therapy is very beneficial because this world is crazy, and I don't want to become crazy, too. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give better help a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapist anytime for no additional charge. Therapy is amazing for everyone. No matter how mentally okay you think you are, therapy can be beneficial for anyone. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com bobbi today to get 10% off of your first month. That's BetterHelp. H E L P.com Bobbi this episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. My children. My children have their sense of wonder. I feel like I lost mine. So therapy is something that can help you find that sense of wonder again. I see a therapist every week and I have for the last year or actually over a year now, and I love it. As someone who's just entered Hollywood, therapy is very beneficial because this world is crazy, and I don't want to become crazy, too. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give better help a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapist anytime for no additional charge. Therapy is amazing for everyone. No matter how mentally okay you think you are, therapy can be beneficial for anyone. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com bobby today to get 10 off of your first month. That's BetterHelp. H L P dot com. Bobby, what does that say?

[Cedric]

Read it.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, why is it called this the Dybbuk?

[Cedric]

Mm, I'm not sure exactly. That's for. And people can Google that if they really want to, but. Yeah, that is the box that Post Malone touched and then had all that bad.

[Bobby]

Why was he able to touch it? Yeah, Justin, you don't touch the box that it's in.

[Cedric]

And it was after that that he built this, like, barrier so, like, people couldn't actually fuck with it if they really wanted to. Because it's, like, a very serious thing if you believe in this stuff, which I think you do.

[Bobby]

All right. Law school. Cool. Thank you.

[Cedric]

You're very welcome. So now we'll go. We'll go through this door here.

[Bobby]

Dude, stop with these. Stop with these doors. These. Why is everybody walking away? Get over here. Cedric. Cedric. Bobby, why are you not coming? Jazzy. Bobby, come on.

[Cedric]

Come on.

[Bobby]

No, no, please. Cedric, stop it. You can't touch it.

[Cedric]

Oh, this is the doll room.

[Bobby]

Oh, the one that makes your nosebleed potentially. I'm actually so scared that this is going to turn red.

[Cedric]

I wonder.

[Bobby]

What's that song?

[Cedric]

If you want to pause for one second, Richard, Right here. Oh, could we turn. Could we turn that spirit box off? I'm gonna try to use the obelisk in there maybe.

[Bobby]

Sure.

[Cedric]

So that. That's a wine box inside. Old school wine box. Do you imagine the whole time with just like, from death bow? Huh? It's for Jewish Holocaust survivors.

[Bobby]

Oh, that is so sad. I don't think, like, I think that I'm not behind the wall.

[Cedric]

If you want it open for real. What?

[Bobby]

What? What? Stop.

[Cedric]

Come on.

[Bobby]

You have to come in. You have to come in. I'm making everyone. This is. I'm not. I don't want to do this one.

[Cedric]

So this is okay? Yes.

[Bobby]

If you. If you provoke her, she makes your nosebleed.

[Cedric]

Supposed to be possessed. She can make your nosebleed. Yeah.

[Bobby]

If you provoke her.

[Cedric]

If you provoke her. If you're like an absolute George. I. I don't do that kind of stuff.

[Bobby]

Personally, Peggy, I'm really sorry that you're in there. If you want to get out, you can do. Not to me. Don't get out to me. Don't get out out to me.

[Cedric]

Do you want to try to ask some questions, see if we get anything?

[Bobby]

You can try that. What did this do? What did it just do?

[Cedric]

Just turn it on.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Cedric]

The obelisk so theoretically, you set this. I wonder if I can set it. Let me see how this thing sets over here. Oh, even I don't want to touch it. Pride star. Pride devil. Maybe seat stars. Need David. It's just. This actually doesn't happen. It's not supposed to. Just fire off words rapidly like fish Bishop. Above. Right where I'm putting it. Is that above at all? Above and grandma.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? What's happening? Why is it doing that?

[Cedric]

It's supposed to just chew words at random. But his. I mean there's no like. There's no like programming to it. Meaning that like it's not supposed to go every like five seconds. Every two seconds. Sometimes it doesn't go off for 10 minutes.

[Bobby]

Keep reading it.

[Cedric]

This is actually. This is actually very cool of all like the ghost hunting stuff. I do this. This doesn't happen.

[Bobby]

Can you read it please?

[Cedric]

Then how would you come back here and you read it.

[Bobby]

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That thing's turning red. Get out. Get out. Get out of there. I don't know where everybody is.

[Cedric]

Can we get. They're all behind you.

[Bobby]

Guys. It's scary. There's no lights behind us.

[Cedric]

Bobby, come in. Say hello to Peg. Introduce yourself.

[Bobby]

Stop. I don't know. Please don't make me do that. Matt.

[Cedric]

Just ask.

[Bobby]

I'm so for all right now.

[Cedric]

She's not going to hurt you.

[Bobby]

Don't ever do that again. Close that fucking door again. Cedric.

[Cedric]

Dog feeling scruple sentence. Not this like genuinely does not.

[Bobby]

Why are you not scared?

[Cedric]

Because there's like seven people in here.

[Bobby]

What are you. You're not. It's gonna go inside of you. Bring that over there with you. Matt.

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Not scared.

[Cedric]

I mean of course I'm little scared.

[Bobby]

Why'd it turn red when I was holding it?

[Cedric]

Messenger. Angry messenger.

[Bobby]

Oh, fuck that. She's angry. Dude, come on. We do. We really do. And Jesus loves you.

[Cedric]

Peggy.

[Bobby]

I'm so sorry.

[Cedric]

Now and see, now it's calm.

[Bobby]

Now it's not saying anything really because I said that. See.

[Cedric]

Never mind. There goes farmers president. See, the words don't necessarily always have something to do with anything. And that's why it's cool when it does line up. Could be total chance. It's an electronic.

[Bobby]

But say something nice to her destiny. Like something that will help her.

[Cedric]

I love your dress. See? Compliments are great. Compliments are great. Bobby. Compliment. Peggy. Peggy. You look beautiful.

[Bobby]

Like we want her to know we want her to go to heaven or something. I Don't want. You are free to go to heaven. Not to us. Please, Peggy. Go to heaven.

[Cedric]

I don't think that's where she wants to go.

[Bobby]

Why? Where does she want to go?

[Cedric]

She might not be from there. Maybe.

[Bobby]

I think we're done in here.

[Cedric]

You don't want to send Cedric in, huh? You don't want to send Cedric.

[Bobby]

Okay, Cedric.

[Cedric]

No. No. Not while I'm over here by it. Hold on now.

[Bobby]

Cedric wants to provoke her.

[Cedric]

It says it's violence. Are you saying those words?

[Bobby]

Wait. It says violence.

[Cedric]

It says it's violent. Do it.

[Bobby]

It says it's violent. The thing says it's violent. When. Cedric, I don't know what you got.

[Cedric]

To do, but if you. I don't want to be any part of this. But if you want to, you can come on this side of the wall. You're supposed to look straight into her eyes and just. I guess. Just be mean, I guess. And you. If you want. If you want, you can pay attention to the word. You can ask questions. You can pay attention to the words. See if anyone know what you're asking. Hair in the eyes. And if you want to be mean, you can. I don't. I don't do that. Long. As long as you want. Really. You can. A. You. I mean, you could probably ask her to hurt you. You probably could ask that. I wouldn't. But she wants. Bobby, stop.

[Bobby]

That's not funny. Stop.

[Cedric]

What do you mean?

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Cedric]

Will you please stop it? Name on the.

[Bobby]

No, Please stop.

[Cedric]

No.

[Bobby]

I want to go.

[Cedric]

I want to go.

[Bobby]

I want to go. I want to go. I'm taking you with me. I'm taking you with me. Nick. I'm taking you with me. Stop it. Stop. No. Please stop. Please stop. Please. Please, Everyone, let's go. Please.

[Cedric]

I have to get the tools.

[Bobby]

No, you don't. They'll get them later.

[Cedric]

Come on.

[Bobby]

What's it saying?

[Cedric]

Is that face red or is it white? What's that?

[Bobby]

I keep.

[Cedric]

I keep seeing red. What? Seeing red. Where is her face? I keep. Like red blobs. Is your face.

[Bobby]

This is the tool. Peggy. Do you want to get set up in no sleep?

[Cedric]

Talk to her. Talk to her nicely. You say Derek. That's close.

[Bobby]

Do you like these lights in your face?

[Cedric]

Say something, sir.

[Bobby]

Shut up. That's not funny, Cedric. That's really not funny. So stop it. It didn't say my name.

[Cedric]

It's. You know, it depends. It depends on if you. If that's the correlation you want to make. I suppose to me none of the words really mix, I mean, correlating with anything we're asking or talking about. So probably not. It's probably just the machine.

[Bobby]

It just hears us.

[Cedric]

But also, I mean, it's not. It's not supposed to just rattle things off nonstop. So it is saying a lot of things, which is odd.

[Bobby]

San France developed Z.

[Cedric]

Anything too. No, not necessarily.

[Bobby]

Sunset franchise.

[Cedric]

And that's the thing. It's like, this is. I mean, this is most of what ghost hunting is. Is nothing. But that's when you get. When you do get something. Like. So why did that red. Well, did you do this to it?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

Yeah. He set it down hard. Well, scared yourself for no reason.

[Bobby]

Okay. All right, so we're all good here.

[Cedric]

Magic above face. Magic news.

[Bobby]

And Cedric, if you say she wants me again, I'm seriously leaving. And I'm going to cry. I'm feeling kind of chill with Peggy. Feeling good.

[Cedric]

Peggy chill? Peggy feels good.

[Bobby]

Then do what you. Go ahead, mentally do it. Don't do it out loud.

[Cedric]

I already did.

[Bobby]

No, provoke her, though. Not by saying Bobby say mean things to her. That's what they say to do.

[Cedric]

Say out loud? Yeah.

[Bobby]

You say mean things to her.

[Cedric]

Yeah. How ugly she is. O.

[Bobby]

Stop, Cedric. That's not funny. That's not funny, Cedric. You're scared because he won't do it from you. You're scared. So don't be scared. Don't be scared. You like how that is like insult Cedric. Go harder. Go harder if you want. If you don't believe, then go harder.

[Cedric]

Go like cancel. Like cancel words.

[Bobby]

Yeah. We'll bleep whatever you do.

[Cedric]

We'll bleep it.

[Bobby]

We'll bleep it out.

[Cedric]

I don't. I don't agree with this.

[Bobby]

I don't look in her eyes when you say it.

[Cedric]

I'm looking right in her eyes. You know my type, baby. That's all I got.

[Bobby]

All right? Nothing happened. He feels fine.

[Cedric]

Texas, when you go. When you go to bed, your nose looks good. Man, your pinkies look awful. But. Yeah. How were your hands when we got in the road? I mean, look, it's not. It's not a guaranteed thing. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Bobby]

All right. Well, that was fun. Cedric being awfully close to Peggy over there.

[Cedric]

Peggy, you look beautiful. Thank you for not hurting anybody.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Cedric]

Nothing but respect.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Cedric]

Thanks for having me.

[Bobby]

Thank you so much. Peggy, please don't.

[Cedric]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

What?

[Cedric]

What? No, I just. I don't. I don't like doing that kind of stuff. Personally. I don't want anything to with me.

[Bobby]

Okay. I. Do you think we're gonna. Do you think we're good now? We're good?

[Cedric]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Are we good now?

[Cedric]

What do you mean? I'm not. I'm not a ghost. What are these?

[Bobby]

Sh. Breathe on me.

[Cedric]

I forget what this one actually is.

[Bobby]

Why are they not scared? That's what I don't get.

[Cedric]

Oh, this is a real head.

[Bobby]

Real.

[Cedric]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Where's Cedric? Okay. Are you holding that thing? Is it still talking to you?

[Cedric]

No, it's off. I turned it off.

[Bobby]

No. Why. Why wouldn't you keep it on and see if it's still doing that when we're not by her?

[Cedric]

Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, that means it might not be Peggy. That's the thing about so many haunted things in this museum. It could be anything. Just because we're in Peggy's room doesn't mean like that's who we would communicate with.

[Bobby]

So.

[Cedric]

Look. Now it's not doing anything. Oh, there we go. Logical. That's it.

[Bobby]

That is.

[Cedric]

That's weird that this is a real person's head that was accused of being a witch. Look at it.

[Bobby]

Why would it just say logical when you've said that? That's. That's that. Why are you.

[Cedric]

Oh, the logical thing. You just said something because. Just because we.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you said something logical and then it just says logical to you.

[Cedric]

I'm a logical thinker.

[Bobby]

Would you not. Why aren't you.

[Cedric]

I respect that.

[Bobby]

Why aren't you more scared about that?

[Cedric]

Because I think that's a mutual respect, I would assume.

[Bobby]

But you're not more alarmed that you just said. Do you guys not see what just happened? He was telling me. I said, why don't you keep it on in the whole entire place and just see if it's actually like real? And then he was like, this is weird. And then he. And then he said, you go ahead. Do.

[Cedric]

No, you finish. Good listener. Go ahead.

[Bobby]

Then he said. He was like, just cause it's talking in Peggy's room doesn't mean it's Peggy. Let's do it. What was that?

[Cedric]

Rocket Sing. Nothing. That could be nothing. Sing. Sing. Legs.

[Bobby]

Oh, I don't even get it.

[Cedric]

That doesn't seem like anything. Hang Crescent Lend. I wonder if this witch was initially hung.

[Bobby]

What was that.

[Cedric]

Crew? Okay, did you look at the head?

[Bobby]

I don't think I want to make.

[Cedric]

Eye contact with its eyes or. It doesn't have eyes.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, girl. Come on, Destiny. Come on. Okay. Come with me then. Come with me. What? I don't know what.

[Cedric]

Bag this way.

[Bobby]

You don't have to go in there, guys. No, no, no, guys, you don't have to do that. What is it saying to you? What is it saying to you? What is it saying to you?

[Cedric]

Stuff. Fish bank random words right now.

[Bobby]

Don't try to act like you're not scared.

[Cedric]

I mean, I'm. I'm not. How could I be scared when you're so scared? You're taking up all the scared.

[Bobby]

Well, you're welcome. I'm making you look good.

[Cedric]

Example. Making an example of you. I don't like that.

[Bobby]

At least. This thing is weird. There's no one behind me. Or not. This is. I've never been more close to someone I've interviewed besides literally hanging on to you for dear life.

[Cedric]

Flattered. You should be once.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Because it's. I've never been before. That's creepy, dude. Don't go in there. It says you have to be dead.

[Cedric]

Richard, am I allowed to open this rip door? Yeah, go ahead.

[Bobby]

It says rip access only. You want to die to go in there? That's all you got?

[Cedric]

Oh, this is. This is actually fucked. It's not really. It's not so much a haunted thing, but it's kind of. It's kind of crazy.

[Bobby]

All right. Destiny. Destiny's like I am never coming with her anymore.

[Cedric]

It's just. It's just.

[Bobby]

Send somebody else in first. Never, ever send us in first. What's it saying?

[Cedric]

What's it saying? So serial killer Robert Berdella, he was the Kansas City Butcher. He raped and murdered a lot of people. And this is just kind of an interesting artifact room because this is the. He would literally. Where's the things? Okay, so you see the brown stuff on the mattress? This is. That is the actual shit from the victim that he raped before he murdered. He actually. I think the things. Oh, it's literally this. That's the person. So represent. That's the real rod that was behind it. Those. The real things that were inside him. And he would. I think the thing might be over here, then. This little glass thing. No fucking. Where? It's. It's in the exhibit somewhere. The thing he would, like, sodomize them with. Yeah. So, like, all of this is fucking authentic. That dress that's hanging above it, whatever that is, then it looks probably Native American. Can you. Banned angle. All of that is authentic. To, like, what was actually in. You can see the. The dress, whatever it is above the bed there that's like all of the actual artifacts from it. Kind of disgusting. Very disgusting. Yeah. That's just more serial stuff.

[Bobby]

How long did he do this for?

[Cedric]

It was probably on this. Oh, between 1984 and 1988. So four years. Yeah. They're still marked as police evidence. Yeah. It's pretty fucked. Yeah. Not so much a haunted thing, but.

[Bobby]

Well, he was a devil worshipper.

[Cedric]

Oh, does it say that?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Many of these items are believed to be cursed.

[Cedric]

Well, there you go.

[Bobby]

Oh, this creaking door. Okay. Can you open the door? One of you.

[Cedric]

Ouch. Jesus.

[Bobby]

Stop doing that.

[Cedric]

Okay, we can go back downstairs.

[Bobby]

I don't think I can handle this. I think I might. I think a great scream. I think I meant scream queen. Thanks. I. I think. Why are we going first? Why are we going first?

[Cedric]

I'm first. Say palace. Palace.

[Bobby]

Do not say this.

[Cedric]

I do iron. Like, pump iron. Bet I don't know what that means.

[Bobby]

Matt, why are you going.

[Cedric]

Stop. This is right. This is right where we were earlier. That. Listen, that's basically. That's basically the gist of the tour. There's some other rooms we didn't go into.

[Bobby]

Basement thing you said.

[Cedric]

Do you want to see the basement?

[Bobby]

No. No.

[Cedric]

I feel like you should at least see the basement. It's creepy as even. I actually don't like the basement.

[Bobby]

Okay. Why? I don't like. When we go first. Can we turn the lights on?

[Cedric]

No, we can't turn the lights.

[Bobby]

What? I feel like that make it less scary if, like.

[Cedric]

Well, yeah, that's the whole point.

[Bobby]

Okay, well.

[Cedric]

Oi, please. Remove. Oi, please. Oi. Oi. I don't know what that would be. Remove what? Please. What do you want us to remove?

[Bobby]

Why are you talking to whatever it is, though?

[Cedric]

See if. I'll talk back. You want to go to the basement?

[Bobby]

Sure. And then we're done in here.

[Cedric]

That'll be the gist of the tour. The basement, I will say I'm not even with you. Genuinely scares me because, like, they used to do satanic rituals down there and people actually died.

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Cedric]

I love that. You don't even know where to go.

[Bobby]

Where. What was that? What was that? What was that?

[Cedric]

That's probably. Probably one of the employees.

[Bobby]

Probably.

[Cedric]

Probably. I mean, I can't guarantee that's a haunted museum. All right, to the basement.

[Bobby]

Where are they? Come behind me, everyone.

[Cedric]

Basement. Remember I was talking about James Dean dying earlier? He has a piece of the car that he died in as part of the museum. Who's James Dean? God.

[Bobby]

Damn.

[Cedric]

Does he know who James Dean is? She's nodding. Yes. You really don't know who James Dean is? He was a magician.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Cedric]

He was a magician from the 40s. Wow.

[Bobby]

You don't know who James Dean is?

[Cedric]

Remember, he did. Remember he did the trick.

[Bobby]

What trick?

[Cedric]

I don't know. Don't fix yourself in a haunted mirror. You're so shallow.

[Bobby]

Jesus.

[Cedric]

I'm, like, so scared. I'm so scared. Look at that. Ugly showed up on the obelisk.

[Bobby]

No way.

[Cedric]

If it did, no gullible did, though. You know what gullible means? Basement's back this way.

[Bobby]

That says do not enter. And I think they really mean that.

[Cedric]

I also might just be a little sign. So that's where we came in. Remember? The little dog? Little pooch.

[Bobby]

You're right.

[Cedric]

Watch your stuff, fellas. The basement's coming up behind you.

[Bobby]

Oh, cool. If comedy ever fails, you could be a tour guide.

[Cedric]

Thank you. It won't, but thank you.

[Bobby]

Good.

[Cedric]

It doesn't.

[Bobby]

Good. We'll see.

[Cedric]

We sure will.

[Bobby]

If you get possessed. What is the smell? What is the smell?

[Cedric]

That's just. That's probably a fog machine for a little bit of drama effect. I'll tell you a not so fun story when we get down here.

[Bobby]

No, tell me when we get out of here.

[Cedric]

It was when I was here.

[Bobby]

So tell me when you get out of here.

[Cedric]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you outside. It's okay.

[Bobby]

Wait, where is everyone? Behind me. Destiny, it's not funny.

[Cedric]

Here, you can go between me and the camera. So you're little.

[Bobby]

No, no. Come. What the is that sound? Why are you, like, coming? Because it's scary. Why am I the first person now? What is.

[Cedric]

There's a light there. I'm behind. I just heard a word you're saying. It said screw. Still, that's implicative.

[Bobby]

Is this done or yet? Do we do it?

[Cedric]

This is. This is the room. There is a pentagram. Thank finger. Show me your pinkies. Gross. Had nothing to do with this. I just wanted to see him again. So I don't know if you can tell because it's in black, but there's a pentagram right here. So they used to do the satanic rituals right here. So when I came here with my friend and Zach Baggins, the owner, last time, he comes up to us, and he was like, you guys want to do some spells? And I was like, no, no, I don't want to conjure anything. This was like. This was three days before I did the Hollywood Bowl. He goes, it only attached to you for like a couple of days. I was like, I can't have a bad couple of days. Do with something attached to you. He was so, like, underplaying it. Gave us these little pennants, told us to come down here and, like, did a little ritual down here. And it was very, very scary. Anticlimactic story. But yeah, he did do a little ritual down here. And I was, I was pretty scared, so pretty much. I don't know. I don't know if it.

[Bobby]

Why would you do that?

[Cedric]

I didn't want to.

[Bobby]

I don't. I would say no, and I'd mean it.

[Cedric]

Well, that's no fun. Kind of creepy. Yeah. Like, actual people were murdered down here.

[Bobby]

How? I don't even have any questions. Like, I. Wow.

[Cedric]

Bobby Al speechless.

[Bobby]

It's usually how I am. I, I, I think that, Yeah, I think that I've had. I, I've been terrified. Huh.

[Cedric]

Which. Which room has been the scariest so far?

[Bobby]

Like the fact that we're sitting here now choosing. Bless you.

[Cedric]

God bless you.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Yeah, God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. And God bless everyone in here because this is terrifying.

[Cedric]

Which room has been the scariest?

[Bobby]

I think it's just crazy we chose this room out of all of them. Just stay still in and talk like the one that we're.

[Cedric]

Well, there's not really any place to move in here. There's only one way out, and Cedric's not going to let you leave, so you will. I don't think so. Voices still okay? Yeah. Strong voice.

[Bobby]

I don't know how I Anybody tell.

[Cedric]

You ever sound like Lil Yachty? Everyone says that. Really?

[Bobby]

I don't hear it.

[Cedric]

Really? Didn't you meet him? Yeah, everyone but Bobby says that also hasn't gone off since we got down here. That's actually now kind of eerie because firing off earlier, just sitting on a thing.

[Bobby]

Oh, doesn't that mean that there's nothing down here?

[Cedric]

That doesn't mean that at all. It just means it's not going through this little thing, that's all. Oh, have you even been paying attention to that?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I have.

[Cedric]

No, you have not. It's been on your hip the entire time.

[Bobby]

Wait. Oh, it doesn't make a sound?

[Cedric]

No.

[Bobby]

Oh, cool. We're going to play it back and it's going to be red the whole time.

[Cedric]

This is pretty much the basement. It just creeps me. The out. There's nothing like. Okay, crazy about it in the moment. Let's go outside. All Right. You go last.

[Bobby]

Yeah, right. I'm not gonna be scared anymore. It's a question. Question mark.

[Cedric]

Is that a question mark?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Go first. Go first.

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

You're gonna be scared. One.

[Bobby]

What's it saying?

[Cedric]

Used upon what? Was used upon. Used upon what?

[Bobby]

Ask any more questions?

[Cedric]

Used upon what? Scared?

[Bobby]

Please, please, please, please. Destiny. Destiny, where are you? Where'd you go? Come on. I want to get out of here. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. Stop touching it in stair rails.

[Cedric]

Sorry, I'm old. Wings idol reveal immediately.

[Bobby]

Word circle. Stop.

[Cedric]

Stop. Jesus Christ, Bobby.

[Bobby]

How do you get out? J. Can you please find me? Can you take this out? Jazzy, can we follow you, please?

[Cedric]

Do you actually want to go outside?

[Bobby]

Yes. What do you think? Do I look like I don't actually want to go outside right now?

[Cedric]

This way. This is the exit and lobby. Look at that.

[Bobby]

No, let's go outside. Destiny. I don't want to be in here. I don't want to be in here. Destiny, let's go in the car.

[Cedric]

Actually that bad? Do you want the little sage stuff?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, we have to. We have to leave it behind. What do you have to do?

[Cedric]

What do you think? Let's go get the sage stuff from the.

[Bobby]

What was that?

[Cedric]

That's the door to leave. Let me see.

[Bobby]

He's getting the sage.

[Cedric]

Richard, are we able to. We have to le.

[Bobby]

We have to say when you leave here. Cedric, I'm making you say it too.

[Cedric]

Do what?

[Bobby]

You don't have to believe in this, but you have to say whatever, and you have to say that you, like, you are not. You don't want to take any of this stuff with you.

[Cedric]

Uhhuh. Scary. Okay.

[Bobby]

Any water? Cedric, don't drink a lot, please.

[Cedric]

What's.

[Bobby]

What's probably haunted, actually.

[Cedric]

What's crazy is she's so scared. It's not letting me be scared, and I'm actually terrified. Do you want to step outside and do this first, or you want to.

[Bobby]

Do it outside, don't you?

[Cedric]

No, you do it outside. What do you mean you want to do this first?

[Bobby]

What's the thing where you say you want to not have that?

[Cedric]

You have to say that outside? Yeah, you say that outside, so you might as well do it all at the very end.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, first, I was cold.

[Cedric]

Can I grab that water? I was so thirsty. What was the scariest part to you.

[Bobby]

Screaming every every time you scared me?

[Cedric]

I was the scariest part of the whole music?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Cedric]

What do you believe in ghosts?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

You do?

[Bobby]

But yeah, you were the scariest part because every time you jumped out, that's what got my adrenaline going, my heart.

[Cedric]

I think you need to be around people more. You're unsocial.

[Bobby]

No one. No, no one jumps up to me in my day to day life and just like, tries to scare me.

[Cedric]

Do you even live in la?

[Bobby]

I'm still holding this just in case.

[Cedric]

As you should do. Yeah, just in case something just runs up to you and they get electrocuted. Your magnetic field. You worried?

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Cedric]

Well, that's what it detects is magnetic field. So it's just.

[Bobby]

Why would I get electrocuted?

[Cedric]

Well, enough magnetic field could create like a static pop. Yeah, science.

[Bobby]

I don't go to college. My throat hurts from screaming.

[Cedric]

It's kind of your fault.

[Bobby]

It's not my fault. You were making me scared.

[Cedric]

You didn't drink chamomile meal before we.

[Bobby]

Got here, did you?

[Cedric]

You prepared for this in case I had to scream, which if I did, nobody would have heard it.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Cedric]

Because you out screamed everybody.

[Bobby]

What's your scream? Go ahead.

[Cedric]

Oh, man. I don't even know if I remember the last time I screamed.

[Bobby]

Okay, you want me?

[Cedric]

Like a fear scream? Oh, it's gonna fucking hurt. Broke the sound barrier on that one. Dogs heard it.

[Bobby]

I'm not cutting that out.

[Cedric]

You don't have to. I'm adding it to my reel.

[Bobby]

It's gonna haunt you.

[Cedric]

Of all the things to haunt me. It's gonna be that footage.

[Bobby]

It's gonna be that. What's that?

[Cedric]

If you.

[Bobby]

You don't feel embarrassed about that.

[Cedric]

No, I have a very deep, manly, raspy voice. I'm not supposed to hit that octave, you know what I mean? Oh, your phone's going off.

[Bobby]

You want to know what it is? It's my assistant telling me things that we were told to ask you about.

[Cedric]

Oh, great. Let's see what's going to get me in trouble. Oh, this is all wonderful news. Okay.

[Bobby]

All right, well, why don't you say it so it feels organic or how should we bring this up so it feels like I'm not just bringing it up because I've been reading it off.

[Cedric]

Okay, good transition. What was the first question?

[Bobby]

It says Netflix is releasing his next special on. On 8 13. How do you want to.

[Cedric]

Yeah, that's not a good transition.

[Bobby]

Do you like. Do you like Netflix?

[Cedric]

How about you ask me do I watch scary movies on Netflix? That seems like a good transition. All right, ask me, do I like.

[Bobby]

Have you ever seen. Do you like scary movies?

[Cedric]

I love scary movies. Do you like scary movies?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

Not at all.

[Bobby]

No. One time, though, I was scrolling on Netflix and I saw a scary movie.

[Cedric]

Say it was my special. Go ahead. Yeah, I fucking know. You're easy.

[Bobby]

You're doing another one, right?

[Cedric]

I am. I have my second one coming out in August. August 13th, I believe.

[Bobby]

Wow.

[Cedric]

Not Friday the 13th, I don't believe.

[Bobby]

Have you checked?

[Cedric]

It's a Wednesday, I think, or Tuesday.

[Bobby]

Are you excited?

[Cedric]

I'm very excited.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna get a lot of hate from it?

[Cedric]

I hope so. Good publicity.

[Bobby]

That was good. We did that. Well, let's check this next one. I think this one's gonna be even better. Okay. It says he became the most watched comedian on Netflix of all specials the second half of 2023.

[Cedric]

Yeah. You mind reading that out loud?

[Bobby]

I just did.

[Cedric]

No, like, louder, more pronounced.

[Bobby]

No, I want us to say it, like, organically. It's from Deadline. It's a Deadline.

[Cedric]

Do you want me to interview myself?

[Bobby]

No, we need to. Oh, so do you do. Are there any. Are there any articles you've ever read?

[Cedric]

Have I ever read an article, like, in general?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Cedric]

Or about myself?

[Bobby]

Just in general.

[Cedric]

In general. I've read. I've read a few before.

[Bobby]

Have you heard of Deadline?

[Cedric]

Yeah, Yeah, I have. It rings a bell. What do they say on there?

[Bobby]

They actually said something about you, which is why I bring it up.

[Cedric]

Gasp. Positive or negative?

[Bobby]

I think it's.

[Cedric]

You had to check if it's positive or negative.

[Bobby]

Well, yeah, I don't know if it was, like, a good thing. Most watched comedian on Netflix of all specials. 2H20. That's kind of funny because it was. It was actually cool. But then the more I read, it was like, that's. Of the second half. Half of 2023.

[Cedric]

Like, they don't give full year statistics.

[Bobby]

How many other median. How many other people were there that.

[Cedric]

Like, got comedy specials through Netflix last year?

[Bobby]

No, the second half, though.

[Cedric]

I mean, Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais were in that category. So was Shane Gillis. So, like, the top comedians in the world.

[Bobby]

Okay, fine. Fair enough.

[Cedric]

Yeah, fair enough. Thanks.

[Bobby]

I just. I feel like they. They should have just. No, you don't have the top watched Netflix special time.

[Cedric]

No, I don't know what that would be, actually. Probably. It's probably a Chappelle one. Probably sticks in stones, most likely. Which is actually my favorite special of all time. Have you seen it?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Oh, two special sitcom development deal with Netflix and That's obviously why you did number one and number two.

[Cedric]

No, that was the two special deal after the first one. The first one did so well and now I get to do two more. So we have the one coming out in August. That's their first crowd work special that they've ever done. So it's just like a whole show of me doing that. And then next year I'll do another.

[Bobby]

Material interviewing the crowd.

[Cedric]

Basically, kind of. It's more of just having a good conversation. You should try it.

[Bobby]

I feel like I'm good at that. Thank you very much.

[Cedric]

I've been leading this whole interview.

[Bobby]

You've been terrible working the whole time. No, you have not one time. I don't think you've said anything that would make anyone.

[Cedric]

What do you do? For a long time.

[Bobby]

This Hollywood bowl record. That's the last point. So. So literally, that's what it says.

[Cedric]

Have you been to the Hollywood Bowl?

[Bobby]

I don't even know what the Hollywood bowl is. Wow.

[Cedric]

You're 26. It's where James Dean did his.

[Bobby]

How old are you?

[Cedric]

I'm 28. About to be 29.

[Bobby]

Why are you acting like you're 40?

[Cedric]

Because I'm 87. I'm an old soul. Probably why I love this stuff so much. What are you, Gen z?

[Bobby]

Gen? Yeah.

[Cedric]

Ew. You said earlier you get your news from TikTok.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You don't?

[Cedric]

No, I don't watch anything on TikTok. I post my stuff and I get the fuck off.

[Bobby]

Okay. So you just use the users of TikTok and then make fun of them later?

[Cedric]

Yeah, exactly. What else is social media for?

[Bobby]

So you don't even like your fans?

[Cedric]

I don't know. I love my fans. I don't love the other content that's on social media. It's usually pretty mindless.

[Bobby]

Oh, he. So. He's so different. He's not like the other.

[Cedric]

He's so different. He does a thing in real life. You know what I mean? Listens to Standup's fun, but it's not what I want to do. End goal. You know, someday I'd like to have. I'd love to have a podcast, but, you know, they don't just give those out to anybody.

[Bobby]

You have to be lucky.

[Cedric]

Yeah. Really, really lucky. Really hard.

[Bobby]

Thank you. This is hard.

[Cedric]

I know it's hard.

[Bobby]

Do you think I wanted to take Midnight Scare myself?

[Cedric]

I think it was refreshing for you. I think you needed this exact level of humbling.

[Bobby]

Humbling.

[Cedric]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That was humbling.

[Cedric]

Good.

[Bobby]

It was fun.

[Cedric]

How do you feel. Do you feel. Was the adrenaline. Was the adrenaline rush? Like, do you feel good about it now?

[Bobby]

Not yet, but I feel like I'll wake up tomorrow and be like, thank. Thank God.

[Cedric]

You think you're gonna wake up tomorrow?

[Bobby]

That's not funny. Just. Just so you know. What if I don't and then this clip goes out, what do you think they're gonna think of that?

[Cedric]

I'm probably a suspect.

[Bobby]

Here's a number one suspect. If I don't wake up tomorrow and.

[Cedric]

You just said we don't do anything drastic. Okay, that's.

[Bobby]

That's very.

[Cedric]

Yeah, I know, but you would do. You would do it for the bit.

[Bobby]

I would not do it for the bid.

[Cedric]

Good.

[Bobby]

That's a lot of commitment.

[Cedric]

I know it is. Comedy is about timing.

[Bobby]

Dammit. That would be great. And you would get canceled finally. For real this time.

[Cedric]

Oh no. Then I'll only be the most watched special of next year's third and fourth quarter. Please don't.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Cedric]

Have you been canceled? Have you gotten in trouble?

[Bobby]

Not like you.

[Cedric]

Not like me? What do you think the severity of mine is?

[Bobby]

I'm not like, like.

[Cedric]

What do you think happened to me?

[Bobby]

You're nothing. Oh, nothing.

[Cedric]

So how did I get the words? How did you get.

[Bobby]

Because you're so much bigger. Thanks.

[Cedric]

Six 1.

[Bobby]

You're not like that. You're. You're. I don't think you're 6:1 either.

[Cedric]

I'm 6:1. You want to check tape? No, check measurements without shoes.

[Bobby]

Those are interesting shoes that you've chosen.

[Cedric]

New balances. And they're scuffed because somebody stepped on them for an entire tour.

[Bobby]

I'll buy you new shoes.

[Cedric]

Will you really? These were $800.

[Bobby]

I'll take the cash. Why would they be $800?

[Cedric]

Because they're new balances and they're coming back.

[Bobby]

They're not $800.

[Cedric]

You don't fucking know where I got them. Maybe they're resale.

[Bobby]

Why would you do that?

[Cedric]

Because I like them. What size shoes? It's pretty average, right?

[Bobby]

It's pretty small.

[Cedric]

You're pretty small. What are you, like five? No, you're like five seven.

[Bobby]

Five six. See, that's how I know you're lying about your height. Because you're trying to give me an extra inch right now. Because then it makes. It's like, oh, she's 5 7. So then I look really short compared to her.

[Cedric]

But Cedric, you're what, 6, 6 12? Something like that? Yes, and I was almost that. So I think if we're Going off of just side by side. I think it's fine. Don't smile like the baby Grinch.

[Bobby]

I'm. There's a few things I'm feeling right now.

[Cedric]

What is it? Is it an evil spirit?

[Bobby]

2:00Am It's 2:00am Yeah, 2:00am okay.

[Cedric]

What would you rather be doing at 2:00am in Las Vegas?

[Bobby]

Not being terrified. I think that it's time for us to do that sage thing because I'm starting to get a little like. I feel like now we're sitting in it. We're soaking it in. I thought that was something scary. She's drinking water.

[Cedric]

Hydration.

[Bobby]

What is that?

[Cedric]

Do you want to go do a little. They have like, sage and like. I think it's called Palo Santo or something like that.

[Bobby]

Explain what we're doing.

[Cedric]

I mean, I'm going to butcher this entirely. I don't really know much of the specificities behind this stuff, but it's supposed to cleanse you. So when you leave, like an environment, like a haunted house or something, you're supposed to just kind of. I don't know if you. If you know a prayer, I guess you can say it. But the smoke is supposed to cleanse you, essentially. And also when you leave here, we probably should probably. It's like sunscreen. You know what I mean? I'll get your back, you get mine, that kind of thing. And then we also have to say. You have to say goodbye, and you have to say. You are not allowed to follow me. You do not have permission to follow me. Can you remember that? Otherwise.

[Bobby]

Okay. You said that every time you left.

[Cedric]

Yeah, I do. Just in case. All right, let's get hurt.

[Bobby]

Let's try left.

[Cedric]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Why are there umbrellas out here?

[Cedric]

Because it rains sometimes.

[Bobby]

But are they four people?

[Cedric]

Everything about this place scares you.

[Bobby]

Why are there tables out here? Stop.

[Cedric]

You got scared outside.

[Bobby]

Yeah, because you know that it's not just. Should we do it now? I feel like we're leaving the gates now, Ma.

[Cedric]

Okay. You want to do it inside? Inside the gates?

[Bobby]

No. Should we leave it like we get.

[Cedric]

Or.

[Bobby]

When do do it? When we leave that gate out there? Wouldn't we.

[Cedric]

It doesn't really matter. There's not. There's not parameters physically.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's just do it now. We left the door.

[Cedric]

Okay. All right, Come here. We'll do the sage first. I. I personally hate the smell of this, but some people love it.

[Bobby]

I hope I'm some people.

[Cedric]

Do you smoke marijuana?

[Bobby]

Sometimes.

[Cedric]

Sometimes.

[Bobby]

Do you?

[Cedric]

Yes, sometimes.

[Bobby]

I have some in the car.

[Cedric]

I don't want any of that.

[Bobby]

I'll hot box you.

[Cedric]

Please do not hot box me in the car. Now we're gonna. Now we're gonna switch roles. I'll be terrified.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Cedric]

Because I don't trust you.

[Bobby]

What do you. Why wouldn't you trust me?

[Cedric]

Because you used me as a human shield for, like, an hour.

[Bobby]

What did you expect?

[Cedric]

For you to man the up. Okay, so I'm gonna give you this one. I think it's pretty well.

[Bobby]

I do. You.

[Cedric]

Hold on. Wait. Wait for me.

[Bobby]

I don't think this is burning enough.

[Cedric]

Blow on a little bit. Give it oxygen.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Cedric]

Because that's how you start a fire.

[Bobby]

With oxygen.

[Cedric]

You're supposed to blow on it. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I didn't know that.

[Cedric]

Really? Have you ever been camping?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

You've never been camping?

[Bobby]

No.

[Cedric]

Wow. Would you choose the man or the bear?

[Bobby]

Oh, honestly, I have a lot of questions about that.

[Cedric]

Yeah, you let it go out. Hold this one.

[Bobby]

Okay. Well, I don't think you did it right.

[Cedric]

To be fair, I definitely did it right.

[Bobby]

I would choose neither.

[Cedric]

Blow on that. Keep blowing on that one a little bit. Keep it lit.

[Bobby]

There's no way. Oxygen.

[Cedric]

You've never started a fire before, ever.

[Bobby]

I feel like I'm just blowing it out.

[Cedric]

There we go. Here, take this one.

[Bobby]

Keep them all up.

[Cedric]

I'm gonna light this one again. All right? And 5, 4, 3, 2, and. Yeah, we're good.

[Bobby]

Now what?

[Cedric]

So now you just kind of. Just kind of wave it. Wave it at each other, I think. I don't know. There's probably.

[Bobby]

Is it, like something.

[Cedric]

You're not getting any of it.

[Bobby]

Stop. Give it to me. I'm getting you. That's not fair. Stop.

[Cedric]

I'm giving it to you. Chill out and turn around.

[Bobby]

Whatever else you have going on, turn around.

[Cedric]

All right, all right. Get my back.

[Bobby]

Get your head. Get your hands. Get your back. I get every. This is important that we don't risk anything. Stop. Don't. Don't move. Okay, now say your thing to it.

[Cedric]

Okay. Goodbye. You say it with me.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Goodbye.

[Cedric]

Goodbye. You cannot follow me.

[Bobby]

You cannot follow me.

[Cedric]

You do not have permission to follow me.

[Bobby]

You do not have permission to follow me.

[Cedric]

You cannot attach yourself to me.

[Bobby]

You cannot attach yourself.

[Cedric]

You do not have permission to attach. Attach yourself to me.

[Bobby]

You do not have permission to attach yourself to me.

[Cedric]

You must stay here.

[Bobby]

You must stay here.

[Cedric]

Goodbye.

[Bobby]

Goodbye.

[Cedric]

Boom. You did it. All right, let me see both these. Since you already. Since you got me. All right.

[Bobby]

You didn't get me.

[Cedric]

I. I'm about to. I'm relighting them a little bit.

[Bobby]

I don't believe.

[Cedric]

They are going out a little bit. Hold on. I'm gonna make sure I get you.

[Bobby]

I think it's because you're blowing them.

[Cedric]

That is not what puts them out.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? When you light a candle, what do you do to get it to stop?

[Cedric]

That's a. You can put out a flame, sure. But if you blow into it, you feed it oxygen.

[Bobby]

I don't think that they want oxygen.

[Cedric]

You don't think oxygen creates flame?

[Bobby]

No. Why would it create flame?

[Cedric]

Science.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't know about it. I guess that seems silly.

[Cedric]

Do you love or hate the smell of this?

[Bobby]

I'm indifferent. I love the. I'm getting cleansed because I'm really terrified. I feel better now though.

[Cedric]

Do you?

[Bobby]

I feel like a weight lifted off of me.

[Cedric]

Okay, turn around. Getting it. Getting it. Almost there. Almost entire. Almost.

[Bobby]

It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm doing it when I'm possessed and I make it come to you. Then what are you gonna do?

[Cedric]

First of all, you're not gonna summon it to me.

[Bobby]

I will.

[Cedric]

You're not.

[Bobby]

Okay. He gives you permission to follow.

[Cedric]

No, he does not. He does not.

[Bobby]

He gives.

[Cedric]

No, he does not. He does not. He does not.

[Bobby]

Are you gonna with me again or are you gonna do this then? Okay. He doesn't give you permission.

[Cedric]

I'm. I'm not even close to with you.

[Bobby]

You literally just with me and pretended to do this. Now you're lighting me.

[Cedric]

I'm not lighting you on fire. Get saged. God. Ungrateful.

[Bobby]

You're just scared. Do you think I'm good?

[Cedric]

Do you want me to send you off some of your armpit hair?

[Bobby]

I don't have any. Thank you. Am I good now?

[Cedric]

I think you're probably fine.

[Bobby]

Okay. I don't give you permission and I was just kidding.

[Cedric]

There's one last little thing. If you want to do it. It's the exact same. The exact same thing. You're just doing the exact same thing.

[Bobby]

We should do all of the things.

[Cedric]

You want to burn it.

[Bobby]

Watch. I'm gonna teach you how to light fire. Since you don't know how. The layout. You just put it on fire. Look, that's how you do it.

[Cedric]

You get the little one. You're lethal.

[Bobby]

We're the same size.

[Cedric]

We're not the same size. That's pretty much it. Cheers.

[Bobby]

Cheers.

[Cedric]

Cheers.

[Bobby]

Let's get out of here.

[Cedric]

Let's do it. Sh. Shall we let's go.

[Destiny]

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