Polo G: "I don't really smile like that"

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff – Episode Featuring Polo G

Release Date: August 28, 2024
Episode Title: Polo G: "I don't really smile like that"
Host: Bobbi Althoff (referred to as Bobby in the transcript)

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1. Introduction and Gameplay: Playing HORSE

The episode kicks off with Bobbi Althoff, affectionately referred to as Bobby, engaging Polo G in a friendly game of HORSE, a basketball shooting game. The rules are established early on, emphasizing that each player must replicate the previous shot exactly.

• [00:00] Bobby: "What are we doing today?"
• [00:01] Polo G: "We playing some horse."

As the game progresses, playful banter ensues regarding the authenticity of the rules and the fairness of the gameplay.

• [00:34] Bobby: "Okay, well then don't do anything too crazy. That's not fair. Did you just make that up? Is that real?"
• [00:39] Polo G: "That's the official rule."

This segment sets a relaxed and entertaining tone, showcasing both hosts' competitive spirits and camaraderie.

2. Insights into Polo G’s Background and Music Career

Transitioning from gameplay, the conversation delves into Polo G's musical journey. He shares his long-standing relationship with rap, highlighting that he has been involved in making music since the age of 17, despite having a knack for freestyling since he was nine. However, he admits that he doesn't have any recorded tracks from his early years.

• [07:26] Bobby: "How long have you been making music?"
• [07:33] Polo G: "I've been making music. I mean, I knew how to rap since I was like 9, but I've been making music since I was 17."

Polo G also touches upon his experiences with freestyling in classrooms, adding a personal touch to his narrative.

3. Discussing Personal Interests: Swimming and the Olympics

Bobby shifts the conversation towards swimming and the Olympics, expressing his lack of proficiency in swimming techniques. Polo G engages by contemplating swimming lessons, revealing his interest in improving.

• [14:02] Bobby: "I can teach you."
• [14:03] Polo G: "Yeah, I'm down. I wanna set up lessons for myself. For sure."

This discussion highlights Bobby's willingness to assist and Polo G's openness to learning new skills.

4. Fashion Aspirations and Clothing Design

A significant portion of the episode centers around fashion. Polo G expresses his desire to delve into fashion design, noting that while he hasn't designed clothes himself, he has collaborated on merchandise lines by providing input to designers.

• [19:54] Polo G: "I want to dabble. Like, I want to start taking up, like, fashion and stuff. I don't think people really get that from me, especially with how I dress."
• [20:37] Polo G: "Actually, no, but I done came out with, like, merch lines and stuff before. That's the closest I ever got."

Bobby showcases his own merchandise, leading to a humorous exchange about design similarities and originality.

• [21:05] Polo G: "No, I fuck with it. The pantsuit?"
• [21:07] Bobby: "No. Do I look like I designed for Ello?"

Their interaction underscores the playful rivalry and mutual respect in creative endeavors.

5. Engaging in a Game of UNO

The hosts transition to another engaging segment: a game of UNO. This segment is rife with playful competition, rule clarifications, and amusing mishaps, revealing the hosts' personalities and rapport.

• [23:06] Polo G: "All right, look, this is the only rule I wanna know right now. Off the bat, can you put a draw two on a draw four?"
• [23:13] Bobby: "No, man."

Throughout the game, they discuss personal anecdotes, such as Bobby's experience playing UNO and the complexities of shuffling cards effectively.

• [26:16] Bobby: "Let's just play and see what happens."
• [32:39] Polo G: "You could tell by how I'm putting the cards down, I'm a real Uno player."

The competitive spirit culminates in Polo G securing a win, leading to light-hearted banter about the game's outcome.

6. Personal Lives: Children and Relationships

The conversation naturally shifts to Polo G's personal life, specifically his role as a father. Polo G reveals that he has a five-year-old son and discusses his aspirations for a larger family in the future.

• [33:16] Bobby: "How old is your kid?"
• [33:18] Polo G: "My son. 5."

Bobby shares insights into his own family, mentioning his two children aged two and four, fostering a sense of shared experiences and empathy.

• [33:35] Bobby: "I have two kids. Those ones how old? Two and four."

The dialogue further explores their thoughts on parenting, future plans, and maintaining work-life balance.

7. Zodiac Signs and Personal Details

In a lighter exchange, the hosts delve into astrology, discussing their zodiac signs and birthdays. This segment adds a personal and quirky layer to the conversation.

• [41:18] Bobby: "How are you supposed to do it?"
• [41:33] Polo G: "Yeah, I'm a capper."

They playfully debate the pronunciation and spelling of “February,” leading to humorous misunderstandings and corrections.

• [42:00] Bobby: "Do you say February or Feb? February."
• [42:06] Polo G: "I think it's probably like overcomplicated."

8. Reflection on Identity and Names

A poignant moment arises when Bobby expresses his desire to be called by a different name, revealing his feelings about his given name and his preferred nickname.

• [68:07] Polo G: "Would you ever change your name?"
• [68:09] Bobby: "Yeah, I want to be called Lexi. That's my sister's name."

Polo G shares insights into his own name, "Ralph," and its unintended associations with the fashion brand Ralph Lauren, leading to a playful yet meaningful dialogue about identity.

• [65:04] Bobby: "No, it's not really."
• [65:06] Polo G: "Yeah, you know, like."

9. Closing Moments: Friendship and Farewell

As the episode winds down, the hosts share a moment of camaraderie over a beverage, highlighting their friendly dynamic.

• [69:25] Bobby: "Have a sip of your Alani before you go cause it's really good."
• [70:05] Polo G: "Yeah. Yeah, I don't really smile like that though."

They conclude with mutual appreciation and a light-hearted farewell, leaving listeners with a sense of connection and enjoyment.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Polo G on Music Beginnings:
  [07:33] "I've been making music. I mean, I knew how to rap since I was like 9, but I've been making music since I was 17."

• Bobby on Game Fairness:
  [00:34] "Okay, well then don't do anything too crazy. That's not fair. Did you just make that up? Is that real?"

• Polo G on Naming:
  [67:33] "That's a cute name."

• Bobby on Changing Names:
  [68:09] "Yeah, I want to be called Lexi. That's my sister's name."

• Polo G on Smiling:
  [70:05] "Yeah. Yeah, I don't really smile like that though."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Really Good Podcast offers a blend of competitive fun, personal revelations, and insightful conversations with Polo G. From engaging games like HORSE and UNO to discussions about music, fashion, parenting, and personal identity, Bobby Althoff skillfully navigates various topics, allowing Polo G to share authentic and relatable stories. The inclusion of notable quotes adds depth and highlights the genuine connection between the host and guest, making it a compelling listen for both fans of Polo G and enthusiasts of engaging podcast dialogues.

Transcript

[Bobby]

What are we doing today?

[Polo G]

We playing some horse.

[Bobby]

Have you ever won this game before?

[Polo G]

A lot of times.

[Bobby]

Can you explain the rules for the people who are watching this and don't know what it is?

[Polo G]

Okay, so the rules is the first person to make a shot, you have to follow their lead, but you gotta make it. You gotta shoot it exactly how they did it. So if I make the shot bouncing the ball into the rim, you gotta bounce it into the rim too.

[Bobby]

That's a part of the rules. Yeah, I thought Ashley just told me that you just have to make it from the same spot.

[Polo G]

Uh, you gotta shoot it just like me.

[Bobby]

Okay, well then don't do anything too crazy. That's not fair. Did you just make that up? Is that real?

[Polo G]

That's the official rule.

[Bobby]

And is this the outfit you put together to play basketball in? Cause this is my basketball outfit.

[Polo G]

Yeah, I didn't really think about the basketball aspect. I just like all black.

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[Bobby]

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[Bobby]

I know. It just feels like you're gonna be hot. And pants. And I guess I'm wearing pants too. And we're both. We're both gonna be hot.

[Polo G]

Yeah. It's baking out here.

[Bobby]

Are you ready?

[Polo G]

Yeah. You. You can shoot first.

[Bobby]

Oh God. From anywhere. But then you have to. So I should make it hard so that you can.

[Polo G]

Yeah, you should try.

[Bobby]

I should just try?

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

How do you shoot it? Wait, I just learned actually. You like?

[Polo G]

Okay.

[Bobby]

You like flick it. All right, well, I gave it to you, so that was nice.

[Polo G]

That's a free throw.

[Bobby]

What does that mean? Oh, look, I have another chance. I can still win. Oh, I'm just gonna go real close. You have to do it exactly how I did it. Go right there. Maybe you have to like, if you don't do it exactly how I did it, you don't get it.

[Polo G]

I thought I was gonna miss.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[Polo G]

No letters for either one of us. We can play another version of it. Like I've made some shit up at the gym, but me and my homie, we play hoe instead. Like hoe instead of playing horse full out. So the game be quicker.

[Bobby]

I don't want it to be quicker.

[Polo G]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Bet ho is not what we're gonna play. Let's play polo G. Is that longer? Actually P O, O. I think that's the same amount. Nevermind, same shit. Let's play the really good podcast.

[Polo G]

Yeah. No.

[Bobby]

Okay, well I tried.

[Polo G]

Okay, I'm making this free throw this time.

[Bobby]

You gonna redeem yourself. I'll catch it if you miss. Okay. Well that was good. Good job. Now I have to do that.

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Polo G]

All net too.

[Bobby]

What'd you say?

[Polo G]

All net.

[Bobby]

You think you can't hit the outside?

[Polo G]

Mm. That was close though.

[Bobby]

Thank you. I think so.

[Polo G]

Let me see. I'm gonna come closer so you have.

[Bobby]

An H. Now I have an H.

[Polo G]

Yeah, you got the H. You don't.

[Bobby]

Wanna get an H. No, you don't.

[Polo G]

Oh shit.

[Bobby]

Okay, this is. I feel like I'm gonna win Cause.

[Polo G]

I missed that shot. Yeah, that was a bad miss.

[Bobby]

You have to do exactly what I did.

[Polo G]

Uh huh.

[Bobby]

I like leaned and push shot.

[Polo G]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Damn it. Okay, this is. This isn't fair'cause I can only make it if I go really close.

[Polo G]

I can give you some pointers on shooting though.

[Bobby]

Okay, do that.

[Polo G]

All right, look, this right here, you can lead with your right foot in front of you just a little bit. Tuck your elbow, make sure the ball come to the right side of your head and flick, follow through. Put your right foot ahead.

[Bobby]

Yeah, put your right foot ahead. Put your elbows in.

[Polo G]

Yeah, and then like, oh, Right side of you gotta bend your knees though. I forgot about that part, y'all. Yeah, that was close.

[Bobby]

Do I have an O now?

[Polo G]

Did I make it?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I made it. Yeah. You ho?

[Polo G]

Yeah, ho then.

[Bobby]

Good thing we're not playing full ho because I'd be out.

[Polo G]

You see, I did the technique again though.

[Bobby]

Okay, this is it. How old are you?

[Polo G]

I'm 25.

[Bobby]

When's your birthday?

[Polo G]

1-6-99.

[Bobby]

Oh, so you're almost 26?

[Polo G]

Uh huh.

[Bobby]

That's pretty soon. What are you gonna do for your birthday?

[Polo G]

Every year for my birthday, I always travel. Last year, me, this year I went to the Bahamas.

[Bobby]

So that's fun. Where are you going next? I almost made that. That's a R. Okay, that's an R. No, that's not. H O. Yeah. How do you spell H O, R? S E. So you're going where?

[Polo G]

I'm going to. What's the. Greece.

[Bobby]

Can I come?

[Polo G]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby]

Can I really? Or are you just saying lie?

[Polo G]

You gotta hire. I know. You got your passport? Hell yeah. You got your passport?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I do.

[Polo G]

I haven't really tried to do a backboard shot.

[Bobby]

Where did that go? Okay, I'll do a backboard shot.

[Polo G]

One hand though. All right, that's what I'm gonna do. One hand shot.

[Bobby]

Okay. How long have you been making music?

[Polo G]

I've been making music. I mean, I knew how to rap since I was like 9, but I've been making music since I was 17.

[Bobby]

Can you play me anything you made when you were nine?

[Polo G]

Ooh, no, I ain't got none recorded from when I was nine.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Polo G]

Cause I used to just be freestyling in the classroom and shit.

[Bobby]

This isn't fair if every time I make it, you make it too.

[Polo G]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobby]

What do I have now?

[Polo G]

You said, what do I have?

[Bobby]

I'm just at H O R. H O R?

[Polo G]

Yep. Okay.

[Bobby]

I'm just gonna do something crazy so that this makes it okay. But if I made that, that would have been hard for you to make.

[Polo G]

That was a pass. All right, Now I'm finna do a Trick shot.

[Bobby]

You don't have to do that though. Cause I can't make it regular.

[Polo G]

There's more trick shot right here. Hold on.

[Bobby]

Oh, damn. I can do that. Okay, I can do that.

[Polo G]

Oh, shit. I don't think I'm making that one. I ain't gonna cap.

[Bobby]

Wait, did that really go in? Oh, my goodness. Now. Now I'm gonna win. Now I'm feeling competitive. Can I do it again?

[Polo G]

Yeah, that's your cheat code shot.

[Bobby]

I don't think I'm gonna make it twice. I shouldn't do it again. Cause then. Okay, no, but what if I do make it twice? Then people would be really impressed. But if I don't, then they're gonna know it was an accident.

[Polo G]

If you do it twice, it won't look.

[Bobby]

That was close. That was close.

[Polo G]

Okay, here go my one hand shot again.

[Bobby]

Okay, good. My turn. How'd you drop it on my floor? You couldn't hand it to me? Now I'm gonna make this harder for you. This is really all I've got now that I've learned I can. Okay.

[Polo G]

I think you tossed it up higher the first time.

[Bobby]

Okay, good to know. Next time I'll try that. I like how they have a net right here so you don't drop the ball in the pool.

[Polo G]

Man.

[Bobby]

What are. You have an H and I have an H. O, R. Yeah. Okay.

[Polo G]

I'm trying to figure out what's a decent shot I can shoot. All right, let me try my eyes closed.

[Bobby]

Nope. Nice try though. Let me try with my eyes closed. I did it again, but now you have to go where I went. And close your eyes.

[Polo G]

You did it one hand, right?

[Bobby]

Did I do it with one hand? Yeah, probably.

[Polo G]

Wait a minute. I ain't making like you. I hit it off the backboard.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Okay.

[Polo G]

I think you rushed that one.

[Bobby]

Well, I was just going to do it fast.

[Polo G]

Let's go.

[Bobby]

My ball is not going to do that. Just give me the S. At this point, what do you do? From where?

[Polo G]

One hand shot.

[Bobby]

From here?

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's not going to. There's. If that happens, we should play the lottery or something because for sure. Okay.

[Polo G]

What's on the lottery right now? They got a mega million or something.

[Bobby]

Hopefully we can split it if we. I just. Nope. We have nothing. I was not.

[Polo G]

All right. For the season finale.

[Bobby]

The season finale? Why? Cause I have H O R s. Oh, my God.

[Polo G]

You got the E coming up behind the footage. Let's go. Take it home.

[Bobby]

Time for me to catch up. Are you ready? I'm just gonna. I'm gonna try this again. Cause at this point, I have nothing to lose. Got everything to gain. Did I make it?

[Polo G]

I think you shot it different every time you shot that ball like that.

[Bobby]

I didn't make it? No.

[Polo G]

Okay, Let me think of some shit. I'm gonna shoot off the back.

[Bobby]

You better make this one shoot off the back so we can sit in the shade. Okay. Wait, what'd you just.

[Polo G]

I can do that one back door shot.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[Polo G]

I mean, you gotta hit it off this. You hit it off. Let it go again.

[Bobby]

Let me just make one shot real quick to show the people nothing. Do you want to eat some lemon cake?

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I've lost. Come on. Oh, look. Destiny's carrying lemon cake for you all the way over here. How do you think your basketball game went today?

[Polo G]

I think pretty well considering the fact that I won.

[Bobby]

Do you feel a little embarrassed that you barely won?

[Polo G]

No, I feel like people get lucky sometimes. And that was probably the.

[Bobby]

That was a really good shot though, that I did.

[Polo G]

Yeah. You talking about the backwards ones? Yeah, that was a good shot, I ain't gonna lie.

[Bobby]

Could you have done that? You couldn't actually. Cause you tried and you failed. We can play again on a bigger court.

[Polo G]

You said that was your first time playing Horse.

[Bobby]

I've played. I went like recently and I tried. I made one shot, but I didn't like play the game. Everyone was playing the game and I came in and tried to make one shot and I didn't make it.

[Polo G]

I've been playing Horse since I was a kid.

[Bobby]

But they played in the pool, huh?

[Polo G]

Nah, I never played it in the pool. That's how I was.

[Bobby]

You never played it in a pool? I was at.

[Polo G]

Sound like some rich shit.

[Bobby]

I was at a hotel when I was like 22 and they had. The kids were all playing Horse in the pool.

[Polo G]

I never did that.

[Bobby]

Do you wanna there's a pool?

[Polo G]

No. I really don't like getting in the pool though. Like, I done had a lot of cribs with pools in em and I probably only got in one of them.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Polo G]

I just don't like the pool. I can't swim though. I'm too old to not know how to swim.

[Bobby]

I can teach you.

[Polo G]

Yeah, I'm down. I wanna set up lessons for myself. For sure.

[Bobby]

My grandma never knew how to swim her whole life and I used to carry her in the pool.

[Polo G]

Carry your grandma in the pool?

[Bobby]

Yeah, like that.

[Polo G]

You pretty strong like that.

[Bobby]

No, you just don't weigh a lot in water.

[Polo G]

Oh, right, right. She was like, I'm thinking you saying you carry.

[Bobby]

I didn't carry her into the pool. Once she got off the step that she could stand on, I grabbed her.

[Polo G]

But I'm saying, like, how well would you. What would you rate yourself as a swimmer?

[Bobby]

Hmm. Okay. The scale being like, zero is I'm gonna drown if I get in water. And then 10 is like, if you get stuck on the beach out in the waves, you can get back.

[Polo G]

Mm.

[Bobby]

I'm like a five.

[Polo G]

A five. Five. Decent. Cause, shit, I ain't got nothing.

[Bobby]

Well, I can't. If I go to the beach and I get stuck out there, they're gonna have to come save me because I'm not a strong swimmer. And I don't know how to do that thing that people do, you know?

[Polo G]

That's swimming, though.

[Bobby]

No, you can swim like this. All right, I can swim like that. I can't swim like that.

[Polo G]

I didn't know it was really a difference in technique.

[Bobby]

I forgot I was building a house. Okay.

[Polo G]

That's what I was gonna say. What is that?

[Bobby]

There's so many techniques. Have you watched. Do you watch the Olympics?

[Polo G]

To be honest, no. Like, I usually watch basketball on the Olympics.

[Bobby]

But that means there's a basketball Olympics.

[Polo G]

Yeah, yeah. We got the Dream Team and stuff.

[Bobby]

You know, I didn't know they went to the Olympics. Basketball. That makes sense. Is it the same time that there's gymnastics?

[Polo G]

I think it's the same time as everything. Everything don't run at once.

[Bobby]

No, there's winter and summer. The reason I brought up the Olympics is because I just saw a video of them doing a synchronized. How do you say the word? Lexi? How do you say it?

[Polo G]

Asynchronous swimming.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that is. That gives me secondhand embarrassment.

[Polo G]

That's when you on a team or.

[Bobby]

Yeah. And they're just like. They walk in together and then they. It gives me bad second hand embarrassment. And no offense to the people who spend their whole lives learning how to swim and sink, but I can't believe that's a sport. It's hard, though.

[Polo G]

And it's giving you secondhand embarrassment to watch them do it.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Does that not give anybody else second hand embarrassment? Cause it's just like, that's their sport. They get up every day and they just are like, how do you practice that?

[Polo G]

I think it's a skill, though. Still.

[Bobby]

I said it looks. I'm sure it's hard to swim like that and do all of that. It's just. I can't Imagine you're on a first date and they're like, what do you do? And you're like, I swim with people. NSync.

[Polo G]

Oh, damn.

[Bobby]

I don't know. That's what I think about. Tell me something you think about.

[Polo G]

Like, a random thought.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

I can't really put my finger on it. Cause I think about a lot of random shit all day long. Like, I'll probably think about something that made me laugh, like eight years ago and really start laughing out loud. Motherfucker. Think I'm crazy.

[Bobby]

Can you do that right now?

[Polo G]

No. No. Cause I'm thinking.

[Bobby]

Is that why you're laughing right now? Cause you're thinking of something?

[Polo G]

No, it's hard to think about it when I'm having a conversation.

[Bobby]

Okay, tell me something about you that no one on the Internet knows. Think hard, and you can be silent while you think. Right now I'll. Well, I'll practice meditation. What do you think?

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[Bobby]

And I love it.

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[Bobby]

And I love it.

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[Polo G]

I got it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Polo G]

I want to dabble. Like, I want to start taking up, like, fashion and stuff. I don't think people really get that from me, especially with how I dress.

[Bobby]

I feel like that's a fashionable outfit. I would get that from you wearing that.

[Polo G]

Yeah. I just think, like, sometimes I could dress pretty basic so people wouldn't think, like, oh, he a fashion guy.

[Bobby]

But what you want to be? Did you say a fashion God?

[Polo G]

A fashion guy.

[Bobby]

A guy. Okay. You want to be one?

[Polo G]

Yeah, eventually.

[Bobby]

Do you have the clothes for it right now? What. What's the steps to get becoming one?

[Polo G]

I'm talking about, like, designing clothes.

[Bobby]

Oh, you want to design clothes? Have you ever done that?

[Polo G]

Actually, no, but I done came out with, like, merch lines and stuff before. That's the closest I ever got.

[Bobby]

Did you design it yourself?

[Polo G]

Yeah, I always meet up with designers and just get my input. For real. Not, like, actually design it no more?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

Hands on.

[Bobby]

This is my merch. You're not gonna say anything about it?

[Polo G]

I fuck with it. I was feeling. You ain't getting.

[Bobby]

You look like you were just gonna look down and talk about something else.

[Polo G]

No, I fuck with it. The pantsuit?

[Bobby]

No. Do I look like I designed for Ello?

[Polo G]

Ello?

[Bobby]

This looks way too complicated to be. This is mine. Nothing's complicated. I did have to pick out the shirt.

[Polo G]

I just recently got a shirt like that from a brand called Purple.

[Bobby]

It's probably not as nice as mine.

[Polo G]

Yeah, that's what you probably stole it from. I'm not gonna lie.

[Bobby]

Nope. With the same words on it.

[Polo G]

No, but it's the same concept.

[Bobby]

It says words in the same font as mine.

[Polo G]

No, it's, like, darker. It's, like, more bold.

[Bobby]

Lexi, pull up a picture of this.

[Polo G]

It just say purple, though. You ever heard of the brand Purple? I got on a shirt.

[Bobby]

The mattresses. The mattresses. They make mattresses, too?

[Polo G]

Mm. Mm. Just. Just clothes.

[Bobby]

No, there's a brand called Purple, and they make mattresses.

[Polo G]

I never heard of them.

[Bobby]

What happened to your house?

[Polo G]

I think I need a restart.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, I'm starting to take from the extra pieces, so mine's looking pretty Cool.

[Polo G]

I think that's probably, like, a project building so far.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Polo G]

Cause your shit just bricks close together.

[Bobby]

It's a house.

[Polo G]

Yeah. It's harder to get the triangle part at the top.

[Bobby]

I think. I don't know any games.

[Polo G]

Uno cards.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I can play Uno. I know how to play Uno.

[Polo G]

But I'm saying, how you play Uno? Because I got my own, you know, my own little spin on.

[Bobby]

You know, Actually, the last time I played Uno, we all fought really bad. And then we had to play silent Uno. And that's what we landed on, was like, we just couldn't talk for it because everyone was getting so angry. And then. And then we were saying. And people were using Google Translate to start typing words in and repeat. Yeah. How did we play it, though? Why were we fighting so so much? All of the different rules.

[Polo G]

All right, look, this is the only rule I wanna know right now. Off the bat, can you put a draw two on a draw four?

[Bobby]

No, man.

[Polo G]

Cause I'm seeing, like, how I'ma play. I'm gonna put that right on top of that if you try to make me draw.

[Bobby]

No, you're not. A draw two on a draw four. That's not the same, but it's like.

[Polo G]

If I could hurry up and put it down before you say what color, then it's like, I can change your shit. That's how I play. I don't know. You don't play stacks, like, up and down. No, it sound like I'm making shit up.

[Bobby]

This is where we're. Thank you. How do you play Uno? Actually, Loki, seven cards each. Okay. I feel like they're shuffled. I don't actually know how to say. You know, we can leave them here for a second. Thank you so much, Heidi, and your cute plates. I don't know how to shuffle. Let's see if you know how to shuffle.

[Polo G]

I'm just decent. I ain't too fancy this shit.

[Bobby]

My brother can do, like, the fancy.

[Polo G]

This shit sucks.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna cut you a piece of. That was good.

[Polo G]

I'm decent.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? Like, how could you be better at it?

[Polo G]

Cause some people make that shit look like they deserve to be in a casino. Casino?

[Bobby]

They shuffle in the casino, do they?

[Polo G]

I think. Oh, I think they got the machine in the casino.

[Bobby]

They play with cards in a casino?

[Polo G]

Yeah, Blackjack and stuff like that.

[Bobby]

I want this end. Cause I. No, I'll have this piece.

[Polo G]

That's what I thought you was gonna cut for me, but it's all right.

[Bobby]

You want the middle or the end?

[Polo G]

Not the end.

[Bobby]

I got you an end.

[Polo G]

You got me an empty?

[Bobby]

Yeah. You're lucky I'm getting the middle, though.

[Polo G]

I haven't ate this since I was, like, in school.

[Bobby]

Like, how long ago was that? I'm taking the icing that's on the side, too.

[Polo G]

Probably in elementary school or. No, middle school.

[Bobby]

You ate this in middle?

[Polo G]

Eighth grade.

[Bobby]

Look, I'm just gonna scoop all this. Cause it feels wasteful for it to just be on here.

[Polo G]

8Th grade is middle school and you ate this? Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, what were we saying? Oh, you did it. Oh, now a fly came because you did that.

[Polo G]

What?

[Bobby]

Well, you just talked about how there were no flies, so they had to come. Do you want to give us seven cards each?

[Polo G]

Okay, hold on.

[Bobby]

This is delicious.

[Polo G]

It's all right. You got cut.

[Bobby]

I have to count.

[Polo G]

Cut the deck, you know, chop them fully.

[Bobby]

Why? Why?

[Polo G]

Put that one on top. Put that. Put that on. No, like this.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Polo G]

I don't know. That's like, the extra thing to do after shuffling.

[Bobby]

Underdog. Okay. Why, though?

[Polo G]

I don't know. I was just taught to play like that.

[Bobby]

I learned something new every day. And you get seven. Oh, hi, doggie.

[Polo G]

So what's the rules?

[Bobby]

Let's just play and see what happens.

[Polo G]

All right.

[Bobby]

Why is there. Oh, okay, I got it. You can go first. Cause you're the guest. I have bad cards. I don't think you shuffle very well. I'm gonna shove my camera on my cards, and they all kind of look the same. So go ahead. You can show your camera, your cards.

[Polo G]

Stacked up.

[Bobby]

Oh, wait. Can you put down the same number if it's a different color?

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Damn. No, I meant, like, as. Like if I have two of the same number, but they're different colors. Can I put them both down?

[Polo G]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobby]

Are you sure? Cause then you're just gonna know what two of my cards look like. Can you look? See?

[Polo G]

I mean, they gonna be out of your hand at that point.

[Bobby]

Can I put two of them? Okay. Can I do that?

[Polo G]

Nah, hell no. Cause that don't even go with that.

[Bobby]

Wait, why would I.

[Polo G]

That's a red carpet. Are that.

[Bobby]

Okay, that one, and then I'm going to say blue.

[Polo G]

Oh.

[Bobby]

Oh, I don't get to put a blue one down, too? Oh, no, you can't win this too. Oh, no.

[Polo G]

I was gonna say you weren't even prepared. Oh, shit. Uno. Yep. I thought you was gonna throw something out.

[Bobby]

Damn it. I don't think you shuffled very well. I can't can you put something down? Oh, okay. Okay. I don't want to say the color you have, obviously, so I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go yellow.

[Polo G]

How you know I ain't high yellow?

[Bobby]

Bye.

[Polo G]

Damn.

[Bobby]

Wait, wait. And can I do that? I know.

[Polo G]

No. Yeah, that's valid. And then if that's valid, then I can do this.

[Bobby]

You don't have to draw two. Okay.

[Polo G]

No, you.

[Bobby]

Oh, damn it.

[Polo G]

You have to draw the six.

[Bobby]

Then that's not valid. I'm taking that back.

[Polo G]

I'mma just draw the full card.

[Bobby]

No, you don't have to draw four cards.

[Polo G]

You put down two. Draw twos.

[Bobby]

But I thought it was only. I feel bad doing that. I'll take.

[Polo G]

Mm. Mm.

[Bobby]

That feels mean.

[Polo G]

Nah, I'ma just do it back.

[Bobby]

And I knew that would happen next. Okay, so now it's whose turn?

[Polo G]

It's your. Yeah, it's your oaks aren't.

[Bobby]

Cause I. Oh. Cause you. Okay.

[Polo G]

Hmm.

[Bobby]

I'm scared.

[Polo G]

Karma is a motherfucker.

[Bobby]

So I have to. I have to draw four. And I can't play.

[Polo G]

Nope.

[Bobby]

I feel like the cards were shuffled in the beginning and you unshuffled them with the.

[Polo G]

With the cut.

[Bobby]

Cuz they're not. I don't like this. Wait, I can. I can do this or no?

[Polo G]

Okay, that's two sixes.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I'm getting good if I don't win this. Oh, Uno.

[Polo G]

Yeah, that was a bluff for sure.

[Bobby]

Can I play it?

[Polo G]

Damn. Uno. Oh, no, it's still on me.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. What are you looking at? Trying to distract me?

[Polo G]

Oh, nice. Let's go. And the color is blue.

[Bobby]

Okay. At least you knew what color to do. Can I play or no? No.

[Polo G]

I feel like I'm gonna win again.

[Bobby]

Stop it. Okay. I can get rid of multiple cards.

[Polo G]

Oh, that's all?

[Bobby]

Yeah. What? What are you gonna do?

[Polo G]

Oh, no. That's some bullshit.

[Bobby]

Don't get too excited over there. It's not over till it's over. Okay, my turn.

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh, no. Yeah, you be careful right now. You be careful.

[Polo G]

Oh, no.

[Bobby]

Then not that careful because I still gotta go. Okay.

[Polo G]

This some bullshit, man.

[Bobby]

And here I go, grabbing all the cards right back. Okay.

[Polo G]

We gonna be back to seven in a minute.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Polo G]

You could tell by how I'm putting the cards down, I'm a real Uno player.

[Bobby]

What do I look like? Uno? So good. I won.

[Polo G]

Damn. I almost had it on the way out.

[Bobby]

No, you wouldn't have.

[Polo G]

But I'm saying I was close again. I would have been drawing, but I would have been Close with a skip. It's like, you know, you lost. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You can play again if you want me to shuffle it this time.

[Polo G]

Yeah. You said you don't know how to shuffle.

[Bobby]

How old is your kid?

[Polo G]

My son. 5. How many kids you got? For real?

[Bobby]

You don't believe that I have six?

[Polo G]

No.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Polo G]

I just feel like that's a lot of work.

[Bobby]

I don't think I could be here right now if I also had six kids.

[Polo G]

Yeah, you pretty busy.

[Bobby]

I have two kids. Those ones how old? Two and four.

[Polo G]

That's a good, like, age space.

[Bobby]

They love each other. They're pretty cool. Do you want more kids?

[Polo G]

Yeah, I want, like, five.

[Bobby]

You're really young. I forget you're only 25. You still have time.

[Polo G]

Yeah. I think I could really start getting it going again when I turn, like, 30.

[Bobby]

You're gonna have four more kids when you turn 30. Do you have a girlfriend?

[Polo G]

Back to back to back to back to back.

[Bobby]

Do you have a girlfriend or a wife or anything?

[Polo G]

Yeah, both.

[Bobby]

No, I ain't saying you have a girlfriend, Dandel.

[Polo G]

No. She fall under both categories.

[Bobby]

Got it. Not. Not a girlfriend.

[Polo G]

Damn.

[Bobby]

This is how I shuffle, by the way. So just don't.

[Polo G]

That is not shuffling.

[Bobby]

This is how I shuffle.

[Polo G]

How long you been in Cali for?

[Bobby]

Ever.

[Polo G]

Forever.

[Bobby]

How long? Oh, you're from Chicago. I know that because of Heidi.

[Polo G]

Yeah, I'm from Chicago, but I've been out here for six years.

[Bobby]

That's a long time. Oh, you had your kid five years ago, so as soon as you came out here, you got busy?

[Polo G]

My son was already on the way before I got out here, so it.

[Bobby]

Hasn'T been that long. You've been out here for five years and nine months then. Or.

[Polo G]

I was, I guess.

[Bobby]

Your kid could be older than five right now. When did your kid turn five?

[Polo G]

Let's figure this out in July.

[Bobby]

Okay. No. So then your kid. If you've been out here for that long and your kid was already on its way.

[Polo G]

Mm. I was 19 when I first was finna move out here. I mean, when I was first moving out here, I moved out here on Christmas day. So it's finna be six years and a few months. Cause that was 20.

[Bobby]

Said that your kid was already on its way.

[Polo G]

2018. 2018 is when I moved out here. It's 2020.

[Bobby]

I believe you.

[Polo G]

Yeah. My son from Cali, he from Calabasas, actually.

[Bobby]

Oh. He's. He was born rich.

[Polo G]

Yeah. I'm born in a project. I broke a curse.

[Bobby]

That's good. For you. I'm our kids. All can be raised rich now for sure.

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[Polo G]

Yeah, he just graduated preschool.

[Bobby]

My kid's about to start.

[Polo G]

You struggling with them cars?

[Bobby]

I'm shuffling them while we talk. I'm doing. I'm multitasking. And also you shuffled them, and they were horribly shuffled, so.

[Polo G]

Cause you ain't get a good hand.

[Bobby]

No, because every time we're pulling the colors, they're all together. Every color.

[Polo G]

I think that's out of my control.

[Bobby]

That's not out of your control. This is. This is how you take back control. You shuffle them like I am. Okay. I'm ready to see if my mind was better. Do you want to shuffle it on top of what I just did? That's probably a good idea.

[Polo G]

No, I'm just Cut the card.

[Bobby]

Oh, it has to, to be the other person.

[Polo G]

Yeah, the person on the opposite end.

[Bobby]

So are you really married or you just call her your wife?

[Polo G]

Yeah, I just. That's just.

[Bobby]

So she's. You're not actually married?

[Polo G]

No, I'm too young to be.

[Bobby]

I've been married and divorced, so. Yeah.

[Polo G]

How old was you when you first got married?

[Bobby]

21.

[Polo G]

That's way too. Can't you still be in College at 21?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I didn't go to. Well, I was at community college, so that's still College. He was 30. So he was ready. Well, he wasn't ready. We were just pregnant.

[Polo G]

So that was your, like. That's what pushed you towards making that decision?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I don't think people want to get married at 21. That's really young.

[Polo G]

Yeah. It's outside and shit.

[Bobby]

I was not outside.

[Polo G]

So you catching back up on it now?

[Bobby]

I am.

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'm not outside that much. Just a little bit more. Yeah. Are you outside like that?

[Polo G]

I ain't gonna lie. Naturally, where I'm from, I'm gonna be outside. But, like, when I got to here, I wasn't outside. I just now started popping out, if you get what I'm saying.

[Bobby]

Where do you go for fun?

[Polo G]

You ever been to highlight room?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I had my birthday there.

[Polo G]

God, your birthday? When's your birthday?

[Bobby]

It was, like, last week.

[Polo G]

You for real? Last week?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Why? Is your birthday. When's yours? Oh, you said yours is in January.

[Polo G]

Yeah, My son's birthday was just recently. Well, no, but it was in July.

[Bobby]

Mine's in July. What's your son's birthday?

[Polo G]

His birthday? July 6th. Mine? January 6th is July.

[Bobby]

Oh, how cute. I'm July 31st. My kids are June 8th and June 28th.

[Polo G]

What's that?

[Bobby]

You.

[Polo G]

So you a Leo? Yeah, I don't really know about that.

[Bobby]

I don't know about that either. But you knew that I was a Leo. I think I know what you are. Because destiny would also be the same thing. Nope.

[Polo G]

I'm a capper.

[Bobby]

You're in January. They have two different signs for January.

[Polo G]

I think every month got two.

[Bobby]

July has another one.

[Polo G]

Yeah. Cancer.

[Bobby]

Are you sure?

[Polo G]

Yep. That's where my son is.

[Bobby]

How do you know this?

[Polo G]

I'm actually surprised I know it. Cause I don't know all 12, but I know the ones that I'm posed to.

[Bobby]

January. What two are there?

[Polo G]

Aquarius and a Capricorn.

[Bobby]

February. Do you say February or Feb? February.

[Polo G]

February.

[Bobby]

You don't say it how it's spelled. I say February too, but I don't like how it's spelled. I think we should change that.

[Polo G]

I think it's probably like overcomplicated.

[Bobby]

But you spell it with an R first. You spell it like February. Technically, that's how you're supposed to say it.

[Polo G]

I don't think nobody said it like that though.

[Bobby]

When you Google it, I think it says it on Google like that. I don't say it like that.

[Polo G]

Like you saying the voice command thing.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I feel like if you put voice to mean text to speak, it's going to say February. I could be wrong.

[Polo G]

I never. I never.

[Bobby]

I know that that's how you spell it. Cuz when I used to spell it wrong, I learned how to spell it right.

[Polo G]

Febru. February.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

Yeah. That sounds goofy.

[Bobby]

I don't like it. My sister's over here looking it up to see if that's true. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1, 2, 3,4, 5, 6, 7. Oh, wait. 6, 7, 7.

[Polo G]

You passed them out so wrong.

[Bobby]

How are you supposed to do it?

[Polo G]

You supposed to go. You the.

[Bobby]

I did that.

[Polo G]

You passed mine out. Oh, it don't. I ain't tripping.

[Bobby]

Oh my God. I did even worse this time. This is crazy. Am I right? I told you, it's February. Now you can start saying that. Don't say that. Well, you can stay. We can keep it being February.

[Polo G]

You gotta put one card down.

[Bobby]

Can I put one of mine down? Oh, God.

[Polo G]

Okay.

[Bobby]

I did a really bad job with.

[Polo G]

You go first this time. I went first.

[Bobby]

I can't even. You just. Okay. All right. I'm gonna guess that you have all blue and green.

[Polo G]

I think you be seeing my cards.

[Bobby]

No, I just think I didn't shuffle them well. And I think that If I have all blue and green, you're about to have all blue and green. Let's see if you can. I knew it. Oh, no, you have red in there. Oh, I do too. I have that number, though. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Rupa. That was.

[Polo G]

You made it seem like you ain't had shit.

[Bobby]

That was pretty good, huh? This one's gonna go faster than the last one. Every time you put a card down, you have to tell me. You have to. I'm trying to turn it into more of a game. You have to tell me truth or dare. Every time you put down a card. It's just two games or one. You to put down a card.

[Polo G]

I gotta dare you or ask you.

[Bobby]

I'm. No, you're gonna put down a card and then you have to pick truth or dare. Okay, so put down a carb.

[Polo G]

I ain't got shit. I wear the color yellow.

[Bobby]

Okay, then tell me truth or Dare.

[Polo G]

Truth or dare?

[Bobby]

No, I don't know. Tell me what you pick.

[Polo G]

Oh, okay, I pick. I pick true.

[Bobby]

Who's your favorite person you've ever been interviewed by?

[Polo G]

Well, you, of course.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Come on, man, that was so nice of you.

[Polo G]

That's an easy answer.

[Bobby]

I know. I put a card. Okay, now how about every time we draw, we do one? Because that's gonna go crazy if. Every time. Okay, that'll be the moon.

[Polo G]

All right.

[Bobby]

Anytime somebody has to draw, they have to pick one. But I won't dare you to jump in the pool if you don't dare me to jump in the pool. Cause I'm not doing that also. I can do that.

[Polo G]

Yeah, I think those supposed to clash like that. Wait a minute, hold on. It was still on me.

[Bobby]

I just tried to sneak a quick one in there, but really, I thought it was my turn. I now it is my turn and I get to do the same thing. Oh, you drew. So then now you can ask me truth or dare.

[Polo G]

No, you. I'm supposed to be picking again, right? Dare.

[Bobby]

Do you know how to dance?

[Polo G]

Mm.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Polo G]

What's the opt out? Like, what do you do if you don't want a dare or a truth?

[Bobby]

You have to pay $1,000.

[Polo G]

1,000 D went right to the top. I was in pack.

[Bobby]

So either you get up and do a dance or you have to pay $1,000.

[Polo G]

All right, wait a minute. We can lower the Commission to like $5, I think.

[Bobby]

No, $500.

[Polo G]

All right. A dub.

[Bobby]

What's that?

[Polo G]

A dub. $20.

[Bobby]

I've never heard it called a dub. Before.

[Polo G]

That's crazy. I thought that's like a universal term. Everybody know a dub or just spent the dub.

[Bobby]

Does everybody know that? Here? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's great. How do you get a dub from 20?

[Polo G]

Hold on. Damn. Why is it called a dub?

[Bobby]

It's what, double a 10?

[Polo G]

Double a 10?

[Bobby]

I'm never really that's. Cause you could call 200 a dub too. Then double of 100.

[Polo G]

I never even thought about that though. Why did they call 20 a dub? It just makes sense.

[Bobby]

I don't call it that. It makes you feel better, right? But I will start Anyway. We'll do $2,000.

[Polo G]

You just went from a thousand.

[Bobby]

I think you should just do a dance.

[Polo G]

I don't really know how to dance. I think we could agree on 50.

[Bobby]

$50. I don't want $50. I either want $2,000 or I want you to dance.

[Polo G]

You just went from 1,000 to 2,000.

[Bobby]

If you keep. I'm gonna. It's increasing.

[Polo G]

All right, $100. Boom.

[Bobby]

For sure. I don't want $100 for sure now.

[Polo G]

100 though. That's decent. What be shopping in. Can't you get something out of like one of the like facial cleanse stores or something like that? Like soap? Like you get some good soap for $100 for sure. I know you can get some good soap for 100.

[Bobby]

I want you to get up. Cause I don't. I'm not agreeing to that. You have to dance.

[Polo G]

All right, I got your 2000. 2000 then. For the bet.

[Bobby]

That's how bad you don't want to dance.

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

No, I'm actually scared for what you're going to dare me. Because I feel like we can make it even. Cuz if you say I owe you 2002 next time, then we're just. We don't have to pay each other anything. I hope that's what happens. If that happens. Okay. But now I'm skipping you and I'm putting both of these. That doesn't make sense. I'm putting both of these down. Okay, now you get to ask me truth or dare.

[Polo G]

True.

[Bobby]

Okay. No, you're asking me.

[Polo G]

I don't really even get.

[Bobby]

Ask me. Say truth or dare.

[Polo G]

Oh, truth or dare. I'm tweeting.

[Bobby]

Take for me. I was like, I was ready for you just to ask me a question. Okay, well, I'm not. I'm. Now I'm scared. What could you ask me? Well, Lexi, what would you pick if you were me? I don't know though, because now I Feel like he's gonna dare me the same thing, but then we're just gonna call it even. So that'd be stupid of you to dare me.

[Polo G]

That stupid or smart?

[Bobby]

Okay. Truth.

[Polo G]

Truth. Damn. I'm trying to think. What's a good question?

[Bobby]

You can ask anything in the whole wide world, and I can cut whatever it is out if I don't want it.

[Polo G]

You said. Wait a minute. Hold on. This, this, this. Cause I'm trying to get back on the side of this $2,000. You saying, like, if you. If you don't want to do it.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

Then. Okay, then you owe me 2k, right?

[Bobby]

Yes. Then we'll be even. So you. So if you ask me something I don't want to answer right now, then we'll be even in money. And you don't have to pay me 2,000.

[Polo G]

Okay. So what is the running total of one of your bank accounts?

[Bobby]

Oh, I'll tell you right now.

[Polo G]

What?

[Bobby]

Because I have a bank account with, like, $7 in it. I'm gonna give you that one. I'll show you proof, too. Yeah, I'm waiting. Someone gave me my phone. Lexi. My phone.

[Polo G]

Yeah. No, we ain't cheating our way out of this. Cause $2,000 is a lot.

[Bobby]

You said one of my bank accounts. I can do that.

[Polo G]

She trying to add 2007.

[Bobby]

I am trying to add $2007. Thank you. Don't worry. I've kept this bank account for a moment like this. I hope. I think I'm right actually, though. For real. Okay.

[Polo G]

If you get the number wrong, too.

[Bobby]

That's not fair. That's not fair. You can't. No, I'm. I'm answering the question still.

[Polo G]

But you gotta answer it with a true answer, so I know.

[Bobby]

I'm still answering it. I haven't answered it yet. My answer has not been submitted to you. It's not gonna be $7. It actually could be, like. It could be less. This is the account that I used to. I was so close. Look. $8.

[Polo G]

$8. I got an account like that, too.

[Bobby]

I have an account with $8 in it, actually. And the savings says 38.

[Polo G]

Oh, a garbage truck came right here.

[Bobby]

It came. But you have to pay me now.

[Polo G]

No, not yet. The game hour.

[Bobby]

Then you better hope it doesn't end before you have to pay me $2,000.

[Polo G]

It's on me.

[Bobby]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Cause I just drew one.

[Polo G]

Okay, well, you go. I'm automatically putting it back to you. And the color is green.

[Bobby]

That was crazy. Wait, so since I can play Though, right?

[Polo G]

No.

[Bobby]

And does that count as me drawing?

[Polo G]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Why can't I play? That's not a rule. That's not a rule.

[Polo G]

After you draw. 4. Yeah, you can only play after you draw for not having a card.

[Bobby]

No, you. Oh, okay, fine.

[Polo G]

Yeah, that don't count, though. Only a basic draw.

[Bobby]

Okay, go ahead.

[Polo G]

Uno.

[Bobby]

The faster this game ends, the more likely you are to owe me $2,000. So just. If you wanna. Yeah, you better hope. You have to keep trying. Okay. Truth or dare? Oh, no, wait. I drew. Damn it. You have to ask me now. This is your moment to get your money.

[Polo G]

Well, this one should be simple. Mine gonna be like yours, but it's gonna be simpler. Cause the way I'm gonna ask it.

[Bobby]

Right, you don't know if you have to say truth or diverse.

[Polo G]

True. Third. There.

[Bobby]

Now I need to figure out what you wanted me to say. Cause you fucked up.

[Polo G]

Cause I keep on thinking it's in my court, the ball in my court to tell you what to pick. No, he said that. I haven't played that, though.

[Bobby]

Okay, truth.

[Polo G]

Truth.

[Bobby]

No, now you were talking.

[Polo G]

No, no, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.

[Bobby]

What were you already thinking? What were you just gonna say?

[Polo G]

No, I'm not telling you what I was gonna say. So you can know.

[Bobby]

What does it say above your eyebrow?

[Polo G]

It say two turn game.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[Polo G]

I'm too turnt. You know. You know what being turnt mean?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I thought it just had a deeper meaning, maybe.

[Polo G]

No, wait a minute. I'm trying to think. Now I'm just talking. I got two turnt, and I got double GS above my eyebrows, but I'm trying to think. What's my question? Well, I got a simpler question, though. How long have you been in the interviewing business?

[Bobby]

If I answer this, though, you're not gonna get your money back. It needs to not be simple. It needs to not be simple. I'm trying to help you out. Make it. Ideally, you're gonna make it a question I don't want to answer.

[Polo G]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Cause then if I don't answer it, we're even. And you don't owe me anything. But if you want me to answer that.

[Polo G]

Oh, no. Matter of fact, I got it. What's the most embarrassing thing you did while in college?

[Bobby]

I barely went to college, so I can't even tell you that.

[Polo G]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Did you go to college?

[Polo G]

Mm. Mm. I got accepted to one, but I didn't go.

[Bobby]

Where'd you get accepted to?

[Polo G]

Lincoln University. It's A hbcu?

[Bobby]

You got accepted right out of high school?

[Polo G]

Yeah, I was in my senior year.

[Bobby]

You're really smart. I didn't get accepted to anywhere in high school.

[Polo G]

So you just went on your own?

[Bobby]

I went to community college.

[Polo G]

But how that work? Like how you.

[Bobby]

That's 100% acceptance rate. You don't have to apply.

[Polo G]

Oh, I never knew that. I thought you still gotta get accepted to those too.

[Bobby]

Nope. You just. Anyone can go. It's really easy. I got accepted to a school after though. But I didn't go. Cause then I got pregnant. UC Davis. I was supposed to go finish my two years there and then I got pregnant, so I didn't.

[Polo G]

What'd I say?

[Bobby]

Northern California.

[Polo G]

Oh, so you've been in Cali like your whole life? Yeah.

[Bobby]

You might actually win. Because I'm really. I don't remember anything. I could lie right now though, and you wouldn't know.

[Polo G]

No, I'm a no off how you answer.

[Bobby]

What if I don't think there's any? I mean, I had to have been embarrassed. So I don't know. Cause I don't know an answer. I feel like that's answering it.

[Polo G]

No, I think that's my 2000 back right there. Cause no answer is not an answer. So that mean you forfeit.

[Bobby]

Fine. You can have your 2000 back. I will not have $2008 today. But let's do a speed. Speed round. Just make this and it's your turn. So just. No. Do you have to draw?

[Polo G]

Wait, how do I have to draw? It's on. It's.

[Bobby]

It's your turn to put a card down. You don't have a five or something?

[Polo G]

Uhuh.

[Bobby]

Uhoh. Can I play something I just drew?

[Polo G]

Yeah, man, I said the wrong shit. What's the color?

[Bobby]

And it's yellow.

[Polo G]

That's three. Four. I ain't gonna lie this down. All right, my turn to go crazy. I don't even want to do this to you, man. This is gonna be messed up, man. I'm just. Slow down first.

[Bobby]

How many times have you won? We're one to one. Oh, this is the time. Okay.

[Polo G]

Gearing up to do some good shit.

[Bobby]

Isn't it your turn?

[Polo G]

Mm. Mm. I just drew.

[Bobby]

Oh.

[Polo G]

All right. You ready?

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Polo G]

Skip reverse and three of them things.

[Bobby]

Three. So I have to get six cards.

[Polo G]

Mm.

[Bobby]

I'm letting you have this. I don't think this is how you play. This isn't die.

[Polo G]

I don't think you stack any card that's the same. Oh, no. Oh no. Come On. Come on. Uno, uno, uno, out. What's the likelihood of me getting two reverses?

[Bobby]

It's cause you didn't shuffle them while you cheated. Well, thank you for playing with me today. That was really horrible.

[Polo G]

That's another win for the books. You know, won that series.

[Bobby]

You won at AT Horse and At.

[Polo G]

You won. I mean, you at least got some letters on the board for Horse, so that counts for something. Cause I'm pretty good. So if you got at least that on me though.

[Bobby]

How much do you weigh?

[Polo G]

On my ID? No, I got 185, but that's not how much I weigh for real. I'm trying to speak it into existence.

[Bobby]

Did you lie?

[Polo G]

Yeah. I mean, I think everybody lie on their ID, right?

[Bobby]

I didn't lie.

[Polo G]

Yeah, on my ID. I'm like 63, 185.

[Bobby]

How tall are you in real life?

[Polo G]

I'm between 61 and 6 2.

[Bobby]

And you put 63 on your ID? Why?

[Polo G]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

If you go missing and they use that information, they're not gonna be able to find you.

[Polo G]

I'm not gonna go missing though. I'm too damn grown to go missing.

[Bobby]

Don't say that. Cause if this clip gets used as like, look, he's missing and he spoke it into existence, and this is the clip that used to.

[Polo G]

It's impossible for me to go missing.

[Bobby]

Don't keep. Don't keep saying stuff now. It's gonna be somebody's mission to make you go missing.

[Polo G]

Man, I know exactly where my house at. I drive a fast car and I usually always have somebody with me.

[Bobby]

Don't think usually. At least say you always have something. Someone with.

[Polo G]

Even if I'm by myself, it's impossible for me to go missing. I'm too like, you know, I'm kind of big though, too, like not big.

[Bobby]

You're 6:1 and we don't know how much you weigh. Cause you lied.

[Polo G]

I'm 180.

[Bobby]

You could go missing. I'm sure bigger people have gone missing.

[Polo G]

If bigger people went missing, that's cause they want to be first. Sure. Thousand percent fact. Somebody bigger than me, how you even gonna load them in a car?

[Bobby]

They're gonna have a group of people. I'm not gonna give anybody ideas. I don't want you to go missing. And I definitely do not want it to be my fault that you went missing. So I don't even wanna. I'm gonna knock on wood because I can't have this happen. I could. I could go missing. So. And that's why? Maybe I had to be accurate on my id.

[Polo G]

You be going outside with a security guard sometime?

[Bobby]

Never.

[Polo G]

Never.

[Bobby]

No.

[Polo G]

I think that's probably, like. I wouldn't even say a rapper thing. Athletes go out with security, too.

[Bobby]

Yeah. I don't. I go out with my friends.

[Polo G]

That's kind of like security, though.

[Bobby]

They're all girls. They're not. Two of them are here. They can't really.

[Polo G]

They call the phone.

[Bobby]

Yeah. No. They could kidnap all of us if they wanted, I think.

[Polo G]

I don't know. You probably watch too many, like, shows. That's making you think about getting kidnapped.

[Bobby]

We believe that you won't get kidnapped. What do your friends call you?

[Polo G]

My homies call me Cap.

[Bobby]

Cap?

[Polo G]

Mm. Remember in the beginning of the.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You said. You didn't say cap a lot, though. Cap. What?

[Polo G]

Cap a lot.

[Bobby]

Because you lie a lot or something. Is that what that means? Doesn't that mean that.

[Polo G]

No, that's like an Atlanta term. I think it's really, like, everybody use cap that way. But that's not what my name means.

[Bobby]

How did it come about?

[Polo G]

I really named myself that and cap in Chicago mean like, you. A tweaker like you would bug up. You know what bugging up mean? Like, you would get angry and get on there with somebody if they fuck with you. So that's what capital. I mean, in Chicago terms.

[Bobby]

What's your government name?

[Polo G]

Ralph.

[Bobby]

No, it's not really.

[Polo G]

Yeah, you know, like. Okay, no, no, no, because Ralph, like, Ralph Lauren. That's why my name, Polo G. I'm not stupid.

[Bobby]

I was, like, born yesterday.

[Polo G]

That's my real name.

[Bobby]

Ralph Lauren.

[Polo G]

Yeah. That's why I have bodyguards. That's why you started Polo. No, I didn't start it. It's like it just went hand in hand.

[Bobby]

It was simple because your name was Ralph Lauren.

[Polo G]

Mm.

[Bobby]

Okay. Well, that was so nice to meet you, Ralph Lauren. I never expected this to be you. And I can't believe you designed or started Polo. Is it Polo by Ralph Lauren?

[Polo G]

Yeah, but I did not start it. I just got the same name as.

[Bobby]

Dude, name is not Ralph. I don't think there's anybody actually named Ralph. That's a funny name.

[Polo G]

I think I met him before at a Ralph Lauren event.

[Bobby]

You met Ralph Lauren?

[Polo G]

Yeah, and we laughed about having the same name.

[Bobby]

Okay, that never happened. What's your actual, real government name? Don't make me Google it. Lexi was the government name.

[Polo G]

Google it.

[Bobby]

You know this? She told me this earlier. Well, now she's embarrassed because she's not sure if she has it right, but she's re. Okay, I'll just look it up. Why would you just tell me?

[Polo G]

I think people don't really like getting called their government names or saying it.

[Bobby]

That's so cool. Are you. You're not. You're not a tourist, though, you said what? That's your name. Taurus?

[Polo G]

Taurus. That's what you seen online. That might be right, though. I don't know.

[Bobby]

How do you not know?

[Polo G]

No, my name. Taurus. Taurus, Bartlett.

[Bobby]

Bartlett?

[Polo G]

Yeah. You know, like, Bartlett, Illinois.

[Bobby]

There's a lot of information about you on here.

[Polo G]

Yeah, that's fucked up a little bit, but that's not my Zodiac. I don't know why. I don't really know why my. I got named after my pops and that was his name already. I don't really know why my grandma did that.

[Bobby]

Was he that sign?

[Polo G]

Oddly enough, he. A Capricorn, too. His birthday on the 10th.

[Bobby]

That's a cute name.

[Polo G]

Yeah. I feel like it's unique.

[Bobby]

It is very unique. Yeah. I don't know. Cause that's all it says when you look it up. Nothing else.

[Polo G]

Is Bobby your real name?

[Bobby]

Yeah, unfortunately.

[Polo G]

You said unfortunately?

[Bobby]

Yeah. I wish I could come up with a different name for people to call me, but I feel like I've already told too many people my real name.

[Polo G]

Would you ever change your name?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I want to be called Lexi. That's my sister's name. And I feel like she got lucky because she just got. She was just named Lexi. Why would my dad name me Bobby? All of my siblings have really basic names, but then I got the one that was not.

[Polo G]

Yeah. Cause, like, Bobby seemed more like a.

[Bobby]

Nickname and a guy's name.

[Polo G]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobby]

And not even a cool guy's name. A really lame guy's name.

[Polo G]

I think Bobby could be cool.

[Bobby]

You're just saying. Not Ralph Lauren. But it's not cool, and I hate it. But I always used to ask my sister if I could be like, Lexi.

[Polo G]

You asked your sister, could you have her name?

[Bobby]

Yeah, and she never says yes. But my fake name that I'd give people when I don't want to be recognized or, like, I have to put down a name is Lexi.

[Polo G]

Well, Lexi like her first name?

[Bobby]

No, it's actually Alexas.

[Polo G]

Yeah. Yeah, that's us, I would think.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

I've met Alexi.

[Bobby]

My friend's name is Lexi, though. It's actually Lexi.

[Polo G]

Like, that's her first name.

[Bobby]

Aliexy.

[Polo G]

Yeah. That sound like a nickname to me, too.

[Bobby]

I like it. It's gonna be my name.

[Polo G]

It's cool.

[Bobby]

Have a sip of your Alani before you go cause it's really good.

[Polo G]

Yeah, I want to try this. What flavor is this?

[Bobby]

Hawaiian shaved ice.

[Polo G]

Hawaiian shaved ice? What does that mean?

[Sponsor]

Like when you go to Hawaii, they.

[Bobby]

Give you shaved ice.

[Polo G]

Oh, you talking about like a snow cone?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Polo G]

This actually good though.

[Bobby]

You guys won. On that note, he just said it was great.

[Polo G]

Feels good as hell.

[Bobby]

Say cheese for Lexi's disposable picture. Did you smile?

[Polo G]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't really smile like that though.

[Bobby]

Not even for me. Thank you.

[Polo G]

It just look like mug shots.

[Bobby]

That was a good idea.

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