Sean O'Malley: "Trust me. I'm easy to trust"

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Podcast Summary: Sean O'Malley – "Trust me. I'm easy to trust"

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff
Episode: Sean O'Malley: "Trust me. I'm easy to trust"
Release Date: September 18, 2024

In this engaging episode of The Really Good Podcast, host Bobbi Althoff sits down with Sean O'Malley, the charismatic and undefeated UFC bantamweight champion. The conversation delves deep into Sean's personal life, his journey in mixed martial arts, his views on parenting, and his candid thoughts on various societal issues. Rich with humor and honesty, this episode offers listeners a comprehensive look into the life of one of today's most intriguing fighters.

Early Life and Education

Sean O'Malley opens up about his tumultuous educational background. Dropping out of high school at 16, Sean describes his time in a boot camp for "difficult kids," which he attended for a mere month before returning to pursue his GED. He candidly shares his disdain for traditional schooling:

Sean O'Malley [08:28]: "I was studying for my GED and I was like, this fucking sucks just as much as school did."

Despite his early departure, Sean emphasizes his resilience and determination to forge his own path, leading him directly into the world of fighting.

Fighting Career

Sean's passion for mixed martial arts (MMA) ignited in his teenage years. At 16, instead of following the conventional route of team sports, a friend introduced him to a fighting gym, setting him on the path to becoming a professional fighter. He reflects on the challenges of weight cutting and the complexities of the sport:

Sean O'Malley [56:19]: "What if girls had to come as well to get pregnant? How many less people would be on this earth? Isn't that crazy?"

Sean also discusses his upcoming fight against Merab Dvalishvili, highlighting the intensity and preparation required for each match:

Sean O'Malley [57:26]: "I have to make weight. It's very stupid. Very stupid. But everyone does it."

Personal Life and Family

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Sean's personal life. He introduces Bobbi to his daughter, Elena, affectionately dubbing himself "Shooky Sean." Sean speaks fondly of his role as a father, illustrating the joys and responsibilities that come with parenthood:

Sean O'Malley [41:48]: "Being a dad is the best thing ever. I love it."

Sean also shares humorous anecdotes, such as his experience with tattoos and his playful banter with Bobbi about their respective family lives.

Health and Wellness

Sean's commitment to health is evident through his use of an OURA ring to monitor his sleep patterns. Initially skeptical about wellness trends like cold plunges and hot tubs, Sean admits his reluctance but acknowledges their benefits:

Sean O'Malley [28:15]: "It's about feeling good every day. There's science there."

This section underscores Sean's dedication to maintaining peak physical condition, essential for his demanding career.

Views on Relationships and Parenting

Sean offers insightful advice on relationships and the responsibilities of parenthood. He emphasizes the importance of not rushing into having children before establishing a stable life:

Sean O'Malley [40:32]: "Once you have kids, life changes. You have to support and take care of the mother and the child. You can't chase your dreams and passions the same way."

His perspective is reinforced by his own experiences, highlighting the balance between personal aspirations and family commitments.

Opinions on Vaping and Pet Peeves

One of Sean's major pet peeves discussed in the episode is vaping. He expresses strong disapproval of the habit, especially among younger generations:

Sean O'Malley [13:11]: "I just fucking hate when people... I just see someone constantly hitting their fucking vape. It just fucking drives me crazy."

This candid opinion showcases Sean's no-nonsense attitude towards habits he deems detrimental.

Future Plans and Career Goals

Looking ahead, Sean shares his ambitious financial and career goals, aiming to earn around $100 million. He envisions a long-lasting career in MMA, hoping to continue fighting until the age of 36 or 37:

Sean O'Malley [47:18]: "I think that's very reasonable. I'm 29. I could fight till I'm like 36, 37."

Sean also touches upon the evolving landscape of UFC, expressing admiration for figures like Floyd Mayweather and contemplating the future dynamics of mixed martial arts.

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with lighthearted exchanges and reflections on the nature of fighting as a sport versus real-life confrontations. Sean maintains his confident demeanor, blending humor with profound insights throughout the conversation.

Sean O'Malley [60:22]: "It's a sport. It's competition. It's just a sport. It has just not actually crazy physical, violent fighting."

This candid discussion not only humanizes Sean O'Malley but also provides listeners with valuable perspectives on fame, family, and personal growth.

Notable Quotes:

• Sean O'Malley [08:28]: "I was studying for my GED and I was like, this fucking sucks just as much as school did."
• Sean O'Malley [13:11]: "I just fucking hate when people... I just see someone constantly hitting their fucking vape. It just fucking drives me crazy."
• Sean O'Malley [41:48]: "Being a dad is the best thing ever. I love it."
• Sean O'Malley [47:18]: "I think that's very reasonable. I'm 29. I could fight till I'm like 36, 37."
• Sean O'Malley [60:22]: "It's a sport. It's competition. It's just a sport. It has just not actually crazy physical, violent fighting."

Final Thoughts:

Sean O'Malley's episode on The Really Good Podcast offers an unfiltered glimpse into the life of a modern fighter balancing fame, family, and personal values. His honesty, coupled with his vibrant personality, makes for a compelling and insightful listen.

Transcript

[Bobby]

I feel like they have ones that aren't sagged a little bit. Is that cool? Hm?

[Sean O'Malley]

Sag?

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's fine. Are you ready?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm ready.

[Bobby]

Are we ready? I don't know.

[Sean O'Malley]

Have you ever been in this room?

[Bobby]

No. Have you?

[Sean O'Malley]

Have I.

[Bobby]

What have you. What have you done in this room?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I've done some stuff.

[Bobby]

What do you mean?

[Sean O'Malley]

Like karaoke mostly.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay. Not drugs?

[Sean O'Malley]

Never.

[Bobby]

You've never had drugs? Okay, I don't.

[Sean O'Malley]

In this room? No.

[Bobby]

Okay, I lied.

[Sean O'Malley]

I have. I've had alcohol in here.

[Bobby]

That's not a drug.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes, it is. A drug alters your state of mind. Caffeine's a drug. Girls are drugs. They alter your mind.

[Bobby]

Got it.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm cutting weight right now. Usually I'm like 6, 2, 6, 3.

[Bobby]

You're also cutting height.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, it's part of the process.

[Bobby]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Sean O'Malley]

You never interviewed UFC fighter?

[Bobby]

No, I don't think so. No.

[Sean O'Malley]

I saw you interviewed Ryger Seal.

[Bobby]

Is he a UFC fighter?

[Sean O'Malley]

You know I'd kill him, right? You'd kill him locked in here right now? I would literally kill him.

[Bobby]

Do you think so?

[Sean O'Malley]

100%. What? Do you think so?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't. I. I know I couldn't.

[Sean O'Malley]

No. Yeah.

[Bobby]

You couldn't kill either of you?

[Sean O'Malley]

No.

[Bobby]

Why? What would you do?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, just depends what I wanted to do in that moment. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

You're strong or you're.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm not that strong, actually. I'm pretty quick. But he's, you know, he's very quick. I'm just more skilled.

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[Sean O'Malley]

29.

[Bobby]

He's younger.

[Sean O'Malley]

That is true. How old are you?

[Bobby]

I'm 27.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are you really?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Well, you thought I was older. No.

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, you said you had two kids. 2 and 4. I just did the math. 2 plus 4? 6. 27 plus 6? 42. So I was like 38. I was thinking like, maybe they were like 31 or something.

[Bobby]

That was pretty close. Well, guys, welcome to the really good podcast of high school. I can tell. Welcome. I can really tell.

[Sean O'Malley]

Hit your intro.

[Bobby]

Welcome to the really good podcast. Today, I'm here with Sugar Sean O'Malley.

[Sean O'Malley]

The undefeated, undisputed, UFC bantamweight world champion. Actually, champion of the world. Will you make sure you edit that? Spice it up, right?

[Bobby]

What? What's the difference?

[Sean O'Malley]

I said world champion. I meant to say champion of the world. I just fucked that up a little bit.

[Bobby]

Because you're not a world champion.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I am.

[Bobby]

And you're also a champion of the world.

[Sean O'Malley]

I just think it sounds better.

[Bobby]

Okay. Champion of the world.

[Sean O'Malley]

Indeed.

[Bobby]

You're married.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm not. Yes, I am. Kill him. Yes. Or move him. Okay.

[Bobby]

Pillow star pillows. You're not married. You're married. Well, you're wearing.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm wearing an OURA ring to track my sleep. And then. You know what?

[Bobby]

Why are you wearing it on that finger?

[Sean O'Malley]

I used to wear it on this one and it's the same size, but I lost this one, so I ordered the same size one. My finger must have got fatter. Smaller. One of the two. It doesn't go on that one. And I really fucking hate how it fits on this one. It really bugs me. And I was actually really insecure about that and then you brought it up, so now it's fucking weird.

[Bobby]

But I had one of those too, but I just never remember to charge it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Or ring. Yeah, you gotta remember to charge it. It's an O ring.

[Bobby]

I just don't. Why don't you put it in your other hand? Did you know that's the wedding ring finger?

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, yeah. That works too. I did. I did know that. I just didn't think about that.

[Bobby]

So you have a kid? Do you have a girlfriend?

[Sean O'Malley]

I do. I like your nails.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

What color is that?

[Bobby]

Gray.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

What color did you.

[Sean O'Malley]

They're like. They're like an. With the glass. They're like almost like an olive green slash. But no, they're gray. They look good.

[Bobby]

They're definitely gray.

[Sean O'Malley]

So I got a girl. We've been together for a while. We're kind of married. Ish. It's like. I don't really the word. It's, you know, tricky, touchy subject. Not touchy, but tricky, you know? It's a weird one. Are you married?

[Bobby]

I was.

[Sean O'Malley]

How was that? Well, I mean, I guess the one answered that. Sorry, dumb question.

[Bobby]

You have a lot of tattoos, too.

[Sean O'Malley]

I do?

[Bobby]

What's on your neck? Is that you?

[Sean O'Malley]

Depends which side you're looking at.

[Bobby]

The one I can see from the single.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I don't remember which one's which, but. Yeah, that's me hitting a jump shot after I knock someone out. It's kind of cool. Kind of weird. Like me on me. It's a little narcissistic, that is.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Is that you when you were a baby?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

All right.

[Bobby]

A little narcissistic it would have been. They're my kids.

[Sean O'Malley]

That makes sense.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You don't have your child on you, Elena. That's cute.

[Sean O'Malley]

Jack should be here. Pricey. And she's the cutest thing in the world.

[Bobby]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sean O'Malley]

Took her to the bookstore the other day.

[Bobby]

When is your fight?

[Sean O'Malley]

Saturday.

[Bobby]

Does she come?

[Sean O'Malley]

She'll go to the press conference and the weigh ins. Those are her fights. She's been so excited. She's out her suitcase. Suitcase packed for like four days. She showed me it. Every morning she unzips it. Shows me all her pretty dresses in there. And so she'll come. She got here today as well. She'll come to those. She'll call those the fight. But the actual fight. Danny doesn't really want to deal with her, you know, sitting for a couple hours in little chairs. So.

[Bobby]

Yeah, yeah. How long are the fights normally?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'd say from like 7:00 to 9:45ish.

[Bobby]

They're always at 7.

[Sean O'Malley]

They typically start at 7:00pm West coast time? Yes. When I fought in Miami last time it was east coast. I fought at like 12:51am that's horrible.

[Bobby]

That's like five hours ahead. That's not, that's not accurate.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, it's three, so that means the fight started at 10. So 10 to 11, 12. One.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Seven plus three. Do the math.

[Bobby]

What is your math that you keep doing?

[Sean O'Malley]

It's high level.

[Bobby]

Are you high?

[Sean O'Malley]

No. I would smoke them. I've been high in the last three months. I've probably smoked three times and one.

[Bobby]

Of them was right before this.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, no. But I am hungry.

[Bobby]

You're hungry? You're not high.

[Sean O'Malley]

But I'm not high.

[Bobby]

So you're always bad at math?

[Sean O'Malley]

Even typically not good at math? Yeah. But I did say seven plus three is ten. So it's like. Is it that bad?

[Bobby]

No. I guess you're pretty skilled. You said you dropped out of high school.

[Sean O'Malley]

I did at one point. I wasn't there for a little bit.

[Bobby]

And then you finished?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, kind of. It's a long story actually. That is a long story.

[Bobby]

So did you or did you not get a high school diploma?

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't really know what that even means.

[Bobby]

It's pretty self explanatory.

[Sean O'Malley]

Did you get one?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where is it? Have you ever seen it? Have you ever held it? Have you ever brought it anywhere? Where is it?

[Bobby]

I've never brought it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Have you ever?

[Bobby]

I held it. When they mail it to you.

[Sean O'Malley]

See, I supposedly got one.

[Bobby]

So you graduated. So you didn't drop out of high school?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I did.

[Bobby]

You lied?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I didn't lie. I did drop out of high school.

[Bobby]

And then you went back and finished it. That doesn't count. No one who?

[Sean O'Malley]

So when I was 16, I dropped out of high school. I went to this boot camp thing.

[Bobby]

For bad kids or what?

[Sean O'Malley]

Difficult kids.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

But I had to legally drop out to go there. So I was supposed to go there for six months. I went there for a month, got to trouble, came back, said I'll get my ged. So then I was studying for my GED and I was like, this fucking sucks just as much as school did. And my mom and dad weren't right now. So I went and lived with my dad's sister and I went to high school there. I Know that was before I dropped it. Long story short, I did. I fucking school sucks. But did you go to college?

[Bobby]

Kinda.

[Sean O'Malley]

See, now we're on the same page. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Did you go to college?

[Sean O'Malley]

Hell no.

[Bobby]

When did you start fighting?

[Sean O'Malley]

When I was 16.

[Bobby]

That's when you started?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You stranded me. Like, let me punch some people.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not quite. I played sports my whole life and I was like, I didn't really like the team sports. My buddy's like, yo, you want to go check out this fighting gym? And I was. It was in the summer and I was like, yes. I was on a trip with my parents or my family in Utah. I was like, when I get back, I want to come.

[Bobby]

Your family in Utah?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, we were. I was with my family in Utah at a campground.

[Bobby]

Are they Mormon?

[Sean O'Malley]

I like the idea of Mormonism.

[Bobby]

Is your family Mormon?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, mine's not. Mine's Christian.

[Bobby]

Christian?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What does that mean?

[Sean O'Malley]

It's like, I think. I don't know if I should say what I really want, but I'm not gonna say what I really want because I usually get in trouble when I do.

[Bobby]

Yeah, don't say that. But we don't want that.

[Sean O'Malley]

You know, Mormons can have how many wives?

[Bobby]

That's. I think that's like old.

[Sean O'Malley]

No. Yeah, it's pretty new.

[Bobby]

I think they would.

[Sean O'Malley]

Muslims can afford.

[Bobby]

I think you.

[Sean O'Malley]

We should switch conversations.

[Bobby]

You're trying. You're trying to get yourself into.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm not. I'm just stating facts. What religion are you?

[Bobby]

I. I would say Christian.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you follow it or just follow the stuff that you kind of want to? Like most Christians. Yeah, just kind of make up your own shit and then say, I'm Christian. I asked for forgiveness. I can do a bunch of fucked up shit.

[Bobby]

What do you do? What are you. Nothing.

[Sean O'Malley]

I believe there's a higher power. I don't. I don't understand any of it. But I'd also think like, nah, this is the one and everyone else is stupid if you don't believe me. Like, you just called me.

[Bobby]

I didn't say that.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's the vibe.

[Bobby]

I was Christian and then I stopped for a while and I'm newly coming back to it for a little bit. I'm not like, I don't go to church. I kind of do sometimes. What are you. Are you judging me?

[Sean O'Malley]

Very much so.

[Bobby]

Good for you.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm not.

[Bobby]

I'm.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm not judging you. I'm absolutely not judging you. Other than your looks, you look very Cute.

[Bobby]

Thanks. That's so nice of you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Thanks.

[Bobby]

What made you dye your hair pink?

[Sean O'Malley]

This is natural, actually. Believe it or not, my girl actually does my hair. I do it before every fight.

[Bobby]

You dye your hair pink before?

[Sean O'Malley]

It's not just pink.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

There's lots of colors.

[Bobby]

You're right.

[Sean O'Malley]

You do have green, pink, green, blue. This one, sometimes just pink. Sometimes it's pink and blue.

[Bobby]

It's very vibrant.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, it's popping. I just got it done a few days ago, so it's like. Wow. You ever dye your hair?

[Bobby]

Not. Not really, no.

[Sean O'Malley]

I thought it was olive green.

[Bobby]

Can't believe you just. Why do you think everything is olive green?

[Sean O'Malley]

So you're naturally a brownie.

[Bobby]

It was blonde, but naturally. I feel like it's criminal seeing you without glasses on since you just had them on the whole time. Yeah. Put them back. Glasses are kind of dirty. You need to clean them off.

[Sean O'Malley]

So you're naturally a brown hair girl. Brunette.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

But you prefer to be blonde.

[Bobby]

It's not blonde.

[Sean O'Malley]

But you just said you were blonde.

[Bobby]

I was like born blonde. It turned brown over time. Now it's not really. That's pretty common, huh? Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

I never heard of that.

[Bobby]

You didn't have. You look like you were someone with blonde hair when you were a kid.

[Sean O'Malley]

Definitely not. I've always been like a brown. Brown haired kind of guy.

[Bobby]

I don't believe that.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I definitely was.

[Bobby]

You look like you had blonde hair as a kid.

[Sean O'Malley]

I appreciate that.

[Bobby]

Show me a picture.

[Sean O'Malley]

Is that a compliment?

[Bobby]

It's not. It's just. It's neither.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well then I appreciate that. No, I definitely didn't have brown hair when I was a kid.

[Bobby]

What color was it?

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, blonde hair. I definitely had brown hair. Yeah.

[Bobby]

So that's. Do you. Do you have pet peeves?

[Sean O'Malley]

I do.

[Bobby]

What's one of yours? Vaping?

[Sean O'Malley]

I fucking hate when people. I don't hate when people vape and I try not to judge them, but I do. But it's bad. It's stupid that I judge them, but I just. It just fucking drives me crazy. I'm just seeing someone constantly hitting their fucking vape.

[Bobby]

Have you tried one?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I've never had a vape.

[Bobby]

I've tried it. I don't feel like it does anything.

[Sean O'Malley]

It just. Oh, I don't know why.

[Bobby]

Besides taste kind of good, which probably.

[Sean O'Malley]

Can'T be good for you.

[Bobby]

You're really good at pretending. So I feel like you may have. You may do that.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's not that hard to pretend. The vape. Try It.

[Bobby]

I'm okay. You were like, I've never even thought of trying it. But you keep having that thought. Put your glasses on.

[Sean O'Malley]

What do you think about fake lips?

[Bobby]

Are you saying that because you see mine?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I'm just asking you.

[Bobby]

I think that they're the same.

[Sean O'Malley]

Same as anything else, but some girls get a little out of hand with that. Do you have fake lips?

[Bobby]

I have a little bit.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, see, that's a good amount. Then like, that's looks natural.

[Bobby]

Possibly be a good amount if you looked at my lips and said, what do you think about.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I was thinking about question asking. No, no, that's. That looks natural. I was. Some of those. Look. That's a little out. That's a.

[Bobby]

What if your daughter comes home one day and she has that?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'll be like, God damn it. What the. Where did I go wrong?

[Bobby]

You have pink hair.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's true.

[Bobby]

I don't know if you can really judge appearances with your pink, blue, and green hair.

[Sean O'Malley]

Fair point.

[Bobby]

What do you think about Botox? I feel like you could use a little on your forehead.

[Sean O'Malley]

Is it wrinkly?

[Bobby]

It's pretty wrinkly.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's bright from Cold of Duty. Keep stressing me the out. I play it too much? No, not too much, but I play it a lot to where it stresses me out. So I'm always like, look like if I die, my. My eyebrows go up.

[Bobby]

You take it very seriously.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, yeah, it is a serious game, but Botox for my. I mean, if I got a couple wrinkles, it's like I earned those wrinkles.

[Bobby]

That was an interesting laugh. It was like the surfer. I don't know. I feel like on old Disney shows they would have the surfers who would do that little laugh. Is that the laugh you normally go for when you're surfer?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, that one did kind of come out of nowhere. It wasn't like a normal laugh. Okay, who's your favorite fighter?

[Bobby]

I don't think I know any.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

I'm supposed to say you by default for only knowing you.

[Sean O'Malley]

I bet you. Well, if you don't know any and you know one. But no, be honest. Whatever.

[Bobby]

I don't watch the sport.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are you voting for it?

[Bobby]

Just joking. That's crazy.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm just learning about politics and liberals and rights and lefts and this Democrats. No, I actually still don't know shit about it, but I just think it's a funny topic. It shouldn't be, but it kind of is.

[Bobby]

You know that there's a debate happening.

[Sean O'Malley]

Right now, is it live?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Kamala Mala versus Donald.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's fire, actually. Probably watch the highlights of that. Hopefully, Donald will get some good giggles in.

[Bobby]

America.

[Sean O'Malley]

Who's your favorite rapper?

[Bobby]

My favorite rapper? I don't know.

[Sean O'Malley]

Who do you listen to? You want to know mine? Yeah, that's fine. Let me hear yours.

[Bobby]

No, let's hear yours.

[Sean O'Malley]

I like a lot of different ones.

[Bobby]

Good answer.

[Sean O'Malley]

Thanks.

[Bobby]

What's your favorite? I don't know. Do you live in Vegas? Where do you live?

[Sean O'Malley]

Arizona. I have a farm and chickens.

[Bobby]

You do not have a farm.

[Sean O'Malley]

I swear to God.

[Bobby]

Someone with pink hair does not have a farm.

[Sean O'Malley]

I swear to God.

[Bobby]

No. Show me.

[Sean O'Malley]

I butchered my cow. The other. A couple weeks ago, and it was really, really sad. Tammy. I miss her. You ever watch the Fat Sisters, the.

[Bobby]

Thousand Pound Sister, making this up? No, I've never seen that.

[Sean O'Malley]

Tammy. The. Or the Thousand Pound Sisters, Tammy.

[Bobby]

Obviously, I haven't seen. Oh, no, I've not seen any of that. And I have not seen your cow, Tammy, either.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, yeah, I don't know if I have a picture of her.

[Bobby]

You didn't take a photo before you killed her?

[Sean O'Malley]

I didn't kill her.

[Bobby]

Who killed her?

[Sean O'Malley]

The butcher.

[Bobby]

She was your cow?

[Sean O'Malley]

She was.

[Bobby]

Was she being raised to be eaten?

[Sean O'Malley]

She was. I bought the property, and she was 1 years old, and she was supposed to be on the butcher list. I. List. I took her off. I said, baby girl, I must save you. Then a year later, I'm like, baby girl. That's what she said.

[Bobby]

I'm sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Don't be.

[Bobby]

That's so sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Can't find a picture of her. She was. She was a thick bitch, though. I swear to God, she was good. But. Yeah, no, I'm not vegan, but that.

[Bobby]

Makes me very sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, you're not vegan, huh?

[Bobby]

No, but that makes me sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Think we're getting a little tattoo, just like a little cow right here or something.

[Bobby]

You should.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know.

[Bobby]

Did you love her a lot before she.

[Sean O'Malley]

No. She wasn't super friendly because when the people that had her before us, we bought the house, she was a year old, they were raising her to butcher her. So they weren't like, super lovey on her. So she was kind of like, you know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Are you gonna buy a new cow and.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't think so.

[Bobby]

Next to it and not eat it. Did you. Do you have. Do you have dairy cows?

[Sean O'Malley]

No. They'd have to be pregnant. They have milk, and I just didn't want to deal with that. Just not really into cows.

[Bobby]

You didn't want to have to get them pregnant or. Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not my type. What is your type? Like you like cows? No, like in men. Like what's your. Do you go for like do like white guys, Mexican guys, black guys, tall guys, short guys, fat guys, dad bods, fake lips. Like what's your type? Type? You know what I'm saying?

[Bobby]

My type. Like they have to be definitely tall. What? Why is that? What's that face? How. How tall are you?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm tall.

[Bobby]

I don't think you. You don't. I would. Can I guess how tall you are?

[Sean O'Malley]

We'll just keep going.

[Bobby]

Like how tall do you think you are?

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't think I'm any tall in this. I know how tall I am.

[Bobby]

How tall are you? That's not tall.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I'm like 6:2. But anyway, who cares about me?

[Bobby]

How. How tall are you? Six.

[Sean O'Malley]

No. Not even. Unfortunate. Well, not. I'm not going to say unfortunately, cuz I love me. How. What else you like? You like tall guys?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

What kind of skin?

[Bobby]

Any smooth? Any? I don't know, I'm. I haven't thought about it a lot yet. Newly divorced. You know this.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I do know. That doesn't mean you can't have a type. Everyone has a type.

[Bobby]

I was with the same person for five years. Now I'm newly single.

[Sean O'Malley]

Congratulations.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Did you have a divorce party?

[Bobby]

I didn't. It actually just finalized a couple weeks ago. Thanks. I don't know if that's like. Like cheers. I became part of the 50% does that.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm not. I mean it's just the next chapter. So I'm just telling me that's fine. I don't think relationships cause the end was like, oh, you got a divorce? Oh, that's a bad thing. It was just on to the next chapter of life. You guys grew apart. I don't think it's something to look at. Is like, oh, you guys failed in a relationship. So you guys had two beautiful daughters and now you guys are gonna go your own ways. I don't think it's a negative thing.

[Bobby]

That's great. I like that.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where do you live?

[Bobby]

Wow. I live in la. Have you ever lived in la?

[Sean O'Malley]

I have not. I'm from Montana.

[Bobby]

Okay. And that's why you raise cows now?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I was nothing to do with fucking animals when I was from Montana. Nothing.

[Bobby]

What does one do in Montana?

[Sean O'Malley]

It was cold there. So there's snow. So you do have snowball fights and build snowmans. But I Didn't have animals.

[Bobby]

No dogs.

[Sean O'Malley]

I did have a dog.

[Bobby]

You're a liar.

[Sean O'Malley]

And a cat.

[Bobby]

Okay, a cat too.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. I'm not a cat person, but I'm mom is still. Still a catb. She has cats. Tigger and Cali.

[Bobby]

I don't have cats. I don't like cats.

[Sean O'Malley]

What do you. Do you have a dog?

[Bobby]

I have two. Well, my sister lives with me and she has two dogs.

[Sean O'Malley]

How old your sister?

[Bobby]

She's three years younger than me, so 24.

[Sean O'Malley]

Wow. And you're making fun of my math. You don't roll your eyes.

[Bobby]

I'm not. Lexi.

[Sean O'Malley]

Lexi.

[Bobby]

Oh, Alexis.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, why?

[Bobby]

Do you want her number?

[Sean O'Malley]

No.

[Bobby]

Oh, wait, you have a girlfriend. You have a wife girlfriend, and then you don't want her ig either to.

[Sean O'Malley]

Take a peek to judge. I can't judge your sister.

[Bobby]

Only look at. Only look at your girlfriend. No eyes anywhere else. That's it. You should just.

[Sean O'Malley]

She's probably gonna be here soon. And if. If I say, hey, can I look at Alexis Instagram? She's not gonna say now, obviously.

[Bobby]

That'd be weird if she said no.

[Sean O'Malley]

Exactly my point.

[Bobby]

She'd probably just be like, why?

[Sean O'Malley]

She'd be like, can I see? You're weird.

[Bobby]

You're weird.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are you going to the fights? You just. Wow. So you're not, like, surprised?

[Bobby]

When's the fight?

[Sean O'Malley]

Saturday. Still?

[Bobby]

Still. What day is it? It's only Tuesday.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know. Isn't that weird?

[Bobby]

You think I could stay that long? I have two kids and I'm not coming back.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's true.

[Bobby]

That's a lot of travel.

[Sean O'Malley]

Two kids. Two and four. That is a lot of work. I have a three year old.

[Bobby]

Do you want more kids?

[Sean O'Malley]

I do.

[Bobby]

How many more?

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, I go back and forth sometimes. I live in a fantasy world in my head. Do I want, like, a lot? I wouldn't mind having a black baby. Maybe a little Asian baby baby, maybe. You know, I got a Mexican princess right now. Maybe a white baby. Like, I kind of want to have like a tribe. Bunch of little sugars running around.

[Bobby]

So you've done. You've had one kid. You need.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm only 29, though.

[Bobby]

Is that young? I feel like that's kind of old.

[Sean O'Malley]

Really? Oh, my God. I feel young as hell.

[Bobby]

I feel old and I'm 27.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's perspective. Do you eat healthy?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you sleep good?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you take care of your body?

[Bobby]

Sorta.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's probably why you feel old.

[Bobby]

I just feel like I have two kids. That ages you.

[Sean O'Malley]

That does for a woman. That is different. You do have to grow a baby. I mean, I'm sure that it's very impressive.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's crazy, actually. Think about fucking. Doesn't make much sense, really. You know what I think about the other day? What if. Hear me out now. For a guy to get a girl pregnant, I have a guy has to come, right? You know that.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Thanks.

[Sean O'Malley]

So what if because most times girls don't really come, they don't have an orgasm? What if girls had to come as well to get pregnant? How many less people would be on this earth? Isn't that crazy? I thought about that the other day. So that's just like kind of what goes on in my mind.

[Bobby]

That's what goes on in your mind that. Are you high when you thought about that?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, Very sober. I was like, damn. Because you asked the boys like, did she come? They're like, oh, yeah, totally, dude. I'm like, she did it. They'll hook up with them. Someone like just comes back, oh, dude, 100. I'm like, oh, she did it. I would bet money she did it. That's usually like the guy combos.

[Bobby]

And that's what you think about.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not all the time, but just like it. It crosses my mind.

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[Sean O'Malley]

You ever take nasal breaths?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

Really?

[Bobby]

You're very interesting.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you have a cold plunge?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

Hot tub.

[Bobby]

A hot tub?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Like a regular hot tub?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Like, have I been in one? Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

No. Like, do you regularly. Hot tub, cold plunge, sauna?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

Very good for you.

[Bobby]

I'm sure it is.

[Sean O'Malley]

Very good for you.

[Bobby]

I'm not an athlete sometimes.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I don't think a lot of the stuff I do do is to become a better athlete. But I realized that's just how it's just about feeling good as a. Just every day. Like you'd benefit from it.

[Bobby]

From cold, plunging.

[Sean O'Malley]

Cold plunging hot tubs. Sauna.

[Bobby]

I don't like cold plunges.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't either. That's why you fucking do it. That's where you get the benefits from.

[Bobby]

Because you don't want liking it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Exactly. Now you're learning.

[Bobby]

I don't know what I just learned.

[Sean O'Malley]

You do. You. You get benefits from doing stuff you don't want to do. There's science there. Trust me. Okay, I know I'm easy to trust, so trust me.

[Bobby]

You're so easy to trust.

[Sean O'Malley]

I just look like a nice, trustful, scientific guy.

[Bobby]

That's exactly what you give off.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are my hands cold?

[Bobby]

They're very cold. Why are they cold?

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't know. I felt that too.

[Bobby]

Why are your hands so cold?

[Sean O'Malley]

Chemistry.

[Bobby]

Make that make sense.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's. It's out there. If you had karaoke, one song, what would it be?

[Bobby]

I don't know. What would you do?

[Sean O'Malley]

Probably our song.

[Bobby]

You already thought, oh, Taylor Swift.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, like our song.

[Bobby]

We have a song. What's our song?

[Sean O'Malley]

No. Yeah, Taylor Swift, our song. Or hey there Delilah. That's like one of my go tos.

[Bobby]

But how often do you karaoke?

[Sean O'Malley]

Um, not enough.

[Bobby]

Not enough.

[Sean O'Malley]

I have a cool little spot. I have a little warehouse that have cool lights and like good music and stuff. And then like we have microphones on the music. And then I, my little princess, we go in there and we have dance parties and sometimes we karaoke and shit. And you find like a little pic. Pic maybe. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

I don't.

[Sean O'Malley]

You ever been to Arizona? Oh, wait, you were actually there recently. So you don't. You were at the club. Someone told me. Someone told me.

[Bobby]

That's weird.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know. There you go. So we have little. We have little dance parties in there.

[Bobby]

Oh, my gosh.

[Sean O'Malley]

It wasn't done, but it was beautiful. Elena loves it.

[Bobby]

What's her name? Elena.

[Sean O'Malley]

Elena.

[Bobby]

That's cute.

[Sean O'Malley]

Anyway, so yeah, you were at Scottsdale?

[Bobby]

I've been there.

[Sean O'Malley]

Which clubs were you at?

[Bobby]

I don't remember. It was one night.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, it was one of those nights.

[Bobby]

No, it was not one of those nights. I just don't really.

[Sean O'Malley]

So when you go to drink, do you like, black out or you just like. No. Where? Do you know your level or do you just like it?

[Bobby]

I think I know my level.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's impressive.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I don't got like super drunk. I feel like I'm kind of not a lightweight with alcohol, but I'm a lightweight with like weed.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm pretty sensitive to all drugs.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't know, I just not. I think my body is just sensitive to all drugs. I just have like low tolerance alcohol too. The drugs? Yes, alcohol. The drugs.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't feel like most people think alcohol when they think drugs.

[Sean O'Malley]

Really? I think coffee's a drug.

[Bobby]

I get that. I get that scientifically, people think the.

[Sean O'Malley]

Guy that graduated from fucking High school here or did I? No. Alcohol is definitely. Definitely one of the craziest drugs.

[Bobby]

Okay, so with alcohol.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You're a lightweight.

[Sean O'Malley]

I get. I'd hit a couple shots to key limes, start getting weird. Groovy. I'll say groovy. Weird might not have been the right word.

[Bobby]

Groovy. How so?

[Sean O'Malley]

Just like my Riz is next level. Cha cha cha cha. Just.

[Bobby]

Is that in your head, do you think?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobby]

I.

[Sean O'Malley]

You could. You think so?

[Bobby]

I think it might be.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well teach their own.

[Bobby]

You think? You think the more alcohol you have the. Your Riz.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not the more.

[Bobby]

Okay, just add three shots.

[Sean O'Malley]

Three shots.

[Bobby]

Like that's kind of a lot, no?

[Sean O'Malley]

Is it?

[Bobby]

Okay, I say I'm not a lightweight, but like three shots is crazy.

[Sean O'Malley]

I could hit three right now and be fine. No, actually no. I've drank in a long time, but three shots I feel like would give me a nice buzz.

[Bobby]

Three shots would get me blacked out.

[Sean O'Malley]

No.

[Bobby]

Three shots of alcohol.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes. I don't think that's true.

[Bobby]

I would be so drunk, I would.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not remember the next three shots of like tequila.

[Bobby]

I like one shot the whole night.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, maybe I'm not too as sensitive as I thought. I also think you're lying too. One shot's wild.

[Bobby]

One shot. And I have to have it after having a mixed drink so I don't taste it as much.

[Sean O'Malley]

What's a mixed drink?

[Bobby]

Like.

[Sean O'Malley]

Like tequila mixed with something?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, so you're just saying a shot by itself. I'm not a mixed drink kind of guy. I don't even the mixed drinks. I just like. If I'm hit, I'll hit like a tequila straight to the dome. You know what I mean?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I know what you mean. You good?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, I just felt like my legs were showing. A little too much.

[Bobby]

A little too high up your skirt there.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, they're shorts, but. What else you got going on?

[Bobby]

Not much. Just here till the morning.

[Sean O'Malley]

Really? You stay in a resorts world?

[Bobby]

No, I'm at Fontainebleau. What? Loser.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where are you going from dinner? What are you thinking?

[Bobby]

I'm going to poppy steak.

[Sean O'Malley]

Fuhu, right across.

[Bobby]

I actually haven't been there and I've stayed here a few times.

[Sean O'Malley]

Delicious.

[Bobby]

Do they pay you?

[Sean O'Malley]

Who? Resort world do you mean?

[Bobby]

Do they.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, does resorts ro. Not tech?

[Bobby]

No, not technically. Okay. I'm just saying you seem to really love them. You're giving me endorsement?

[Sean O'Malley]

I love them so much.

[Bobby]

I. I love them too. I love it sounds like they might pay You.

[Sean O'Malley]

Does Fountain Boo pay you?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sean O'Malley]

Sounded like it.

[Bobby]

I didn't pay for my. I didn't pay for my room, but wow.

[Sean O'Malley]

So I was like, hey, you go in the pod. You got a huge pod, sugar. Sean O'Malley is the biggest star in the world right now. He's the coolest guy in all of sports. And you just throw a little fountain blue, we'll get to your room. Is that what happened? No, I'm just kidding.

[Bobby]

There's no correlation between you and fountain blue. If anything that would have happened here.

[Sean O'Malley]

We can switch your room and get you here. Stay in Air Resorts World.

[Bobby]

I like my room. I'm leaving in, like, five hours.

[Sean O'Malley]

Early flight.

[Bobby]

Like, I have to be there at 6am because it's not five hours. I don't. I'm not good at math, as you just saw.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, that was bad. 6:00am flight or your flight at 6:00am or you have to get there at 6:00am are you like a late. Are you a late person? You know what? Another pet peeve. I hate when people are always so late. It drives me crazy. Get there 10 minutes early.

[Bobby]

You want to know how early I.

[Sean O'Malley]

Got here today at Resorts World or this specific red.

[Bobby]

Specific place. An hour early.

[Sean O'Malley]

First setup.

[Bobby]

I. No, I'm not supposed to be there for a setup. I read it wrong. I was so mad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, an hour's a little excessive.

[Bobby]

I got here and I was, like, rushing because I was like, oh, my God, I'm gonna be late. It starts at 6, and then we stop.

[Sean O'Malley]

I would have left. I got here at seven on the dot.

[Bobby]

You did. They were like, do you want us to go get Sean?

[Sean O'Malley]

And usually. Usually I'm actually early, but we had just flown in. I just flew in, like, Arizona a couple hours ago.

[Bobby]

Me too. Well, not Arizona. La.

[Sean O'Malley]

See, threw me off there, got here, got there, did my thing. I grabbed my gaming laptop, opened it up, made sure Call of Duty, made sure the WI fi was gonna be good, and then I came right down. Now I'm packed. Got my outfits, my little media day, my little press conference.

[Bobby]

What do you. What are you gonna wear?

[Sean O'Malley]

Even though you probably won't even see.

[Bobby]

I'll. I'll go look.

[Sean O'Malley]

Pretty fire.

[Bobby]

What is it?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, it's like something you get more of like a visual rather than like.

[Bobby]

A who makes it.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's not about who makes it. It's about how I wear it.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'm just asking questions.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's fair.

[Bobby]

I'm. I'm normally on time to everything or early, but the airport I'm always. I cut. I get that real close.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's fine. Ish. If you're trying to time it to where you don't want to sit around. That was a great question.

[Bobby]

Think and then tell me whatever it was.

[Sean O'Malley]

Let me think. Let's talk about pet peeves. Oh, I think I was gonna ask you what your pet peeves were.

[Bobby]

My pet peeves?

[Sean O'Malley]

Pet peeves. Pet peeves.

[Bobby]

Pet peeves. Sounds like that sound right there in my ear. That sounds. That sound. I'm.

[Sean O'Malley]

You're a sound girl.

[Bobby]

I don't. I can't handle, like, sounds. I like silence a lot. I don't like.

[Sean O'Malley]

So when you sleep, do you sleep in silence?

[Bobby]

No, I sleep with white noise, which.

[Sean O'Malley]

Is a sound very confusing.

[Bobby]

It's a sound that drowns out other sounds.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I actually can't sleep without. I. I need something too. I usually have an air filter. Turn it up. Tink, tink, tink. Three notches. It's nice and. Nice sound.

[Bobby]

You've really described everything. You're very descriptive.

[Sean O'Malley]

Sometimes.

[Bobby]

All the time that I've known you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, pretty much like three hours.

[Bobby]

Some might say they just turned the air purifier on, but you just gave me a rundown.

[Sean O'Malley]

I was trying to give you a little layout.

[Bobby]

You gave me, like, a nip. That was great.

[Sean O'Malley]

What temp do you sleep at?

[Bobby]

Oh, like 70.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, my God. For real?

[Bobby]

What do you sleep at?

[Sean O'Malley]

70.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Bobby]

What did you. What do most people sleep at?

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't know. I haven't asked most people. That's what I feel like.

[Bobby]

That's common.

[Sean O'Malley]

70.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Does everybody in here sleep at 70?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'll probably turn mine down to 69 tonight.

[Bobby]

They all do. See, it's the.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's the 70.

[Bobby]

The normal one temperature.

[Sean O'Malley]

When I. When I. Hotels, though, every single time. And it's just always 69. Always when I sleep at the hotel, just about 69 degrees.

[Bobby]

You do that yourself?

[Sean O'Malley]

You do that every time I go to a hotel.

[Bobby]

You're so grown and mature.

[Sean O'Malley]

I really appreciate that. And I've also. I've honestly been working on that.

[Bobby]

You're doing great. You're doing great. I feel like hotels are so cold all the time.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I think it depends what temperature you put it at.

[Bobby]

No, when you walk in, oh, it's immediately too cold.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I think you're just kind of small. You're like a small girl. But honestly, like, I'm cutting weight right now.

[Bobby]

You might be as small as me. We don't Know how tall you are. Look. Look it up.

[Sean O'Malley]

Should we stand up together?

[Bobby]

Yeah. But first let me. Let me look up your height.

[Sean O'Malley]

Stand up real quick. What do you got? Heels on.

[Bobby]

And barely. I'll take my shoes off.

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[Sean O'Malley]

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[Bobby]

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[Bobby]

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[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, you heard it here first.

[Bobby]

No, I said might be. Let me look it up.

[Sean O'Malley]

Definitely not. I'll hold you some time. I'm five.

[Bobby]

You're five'eleven how was I thought. Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, how was I thought.

[Bobby]

How did. I said how was I that off.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, how did I thought that?

[Bobby]

No, I said how was I that and that. I was gonna say off.

[Sean O'Malley]

You think you're always gonna live in California.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I have kids in California. I can't.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's tricky. See, that is a tricky situation. That is. That is tricky. Yeah. If you have. Once you have kids. I try to tell these young bucks, these 17, 18, 19 year old bucks.

[Bobby]

They'Re trying to have kids that, no.

[Sean O'Malley]

They just fuck chicks up. Condoms and they just, they're not, they're not where they want to be. It's like you have a kid is going to change your life. It's going, you have to support and take care of the mother, the child. You have to work full time. You can't chase your dreams, chase your passions and fucking do what you want to do. You have to, you have people to take care of now. And I can get trapped. Like, you know, if I would have had a baby in Montana, I wouldn't have been able to move to Arizona.

[Bobby]

Where's your kid?

[Sean O'Malley]

We all live together in Arizona.

[Bobby]

Oh, you're with your child's mom?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, I didn't know that.

[Sean O'Malley]

How did I know that? But yeah, no, just good message to the young people. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Don't have babies.

[Sean O'Malley]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

Until you're in the city you want.

[Sean O'Malley]

To live in for and you got a little bit going on, you're doing thing kids are.

[Bobby]

I didn't have anything going on when I got pregnant and I chased my dreams. So it's never too late to chase your dreams.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's never too late to chase your dreams. But if you had a pick get pregnant.

[Bobby]

No. 100%. Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm trying to spread a good message here.

[Bobby]

Okay. I, I, what about, what about to the people who've already had the kids that are thinking, yeah, we're telling them you can still do it, but don't. If you have a choice.

[Sean O'Malley]

But if you have a choice, don't.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you like being a parent?

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh my God, it's my favorite thing ever. I broke up with a girl in middle school because she didn't want to have kids. I've always wanted kids.

[Bobby]

You wanted a kid when you were 12.

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, I want, I knew I want kid kids eventually. I didn't want one then, but I've always wanted kids. Being a dad is the best thing ever. I love it. I draw a truck with my little princess. She teach me shit. It's fire. I love my princess.

[Bobby]

When's her birthday?

[Sean O'Malley]

November 3rd.

[Bobby]

Oh, she's gonna be 4, 20.

[Sean O'Malley]

20.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that makes sense. Why? She's so much of a person already.

[Sean O'Malley]

She's so, yeah, she's so funny. She calls me Shooky Sean.

[Bobby]

She calls you what?

[Sean O'Malley]

Shooky Sean, Chicky Sean.

[Bobby]

Call you dad?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, she calls me dad, but sometimes she goes Shitty Sean. She thinks it's so funny.

[Bobby]

That's adorable.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know. She's starting to get sick Last few days. And so I'm hoping she feel a little bit better today. She's so excited to come here.

[Bobby]

Is she in school?

[Sean O'Malley]

Hell no.

[Bobby]

Is she ever gonna go to school?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm gonna teach her everything she knows. Math, science, social studies.

[Bobby]

You're so good at those things. So I think you'd be a great teacher.

[Sean O'Malley]

One of the best.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's tricky with you when you have kids. Changes.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it does. Because you love someone more than yourself. Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's terrifying to love something that much because especially if you get too high sometimes you get paranoid and you think about all these. The worst that could possibly happen.

[Bobby]

Oh, I keep an apple tracker on my kids ankles like little ankle monitors.

[Sean O'Malley]

Really?

[Bobby]

Because they go away from. We have a nanny, kids.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know that that's crazy.

[Bobby]

I'm always scared that they're just gonna come and snatch my.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Being a parent is like. And then I'm like, should I even be saying these things? I'm gonna put it into the universe. No, I'm not putting that into the universe. But no, no, I am. It's the scariest thing in the world.

[Sean O'Malley]

It is.

[Bobby]

So if you homeschool. Do you know what? I have a lot of friends and la.

[Sean O'Malley]

I didn't know that.

[Bobby]

I didn't finish my sentence. Would you like me to.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes. You have a lot of friends in la. I thought you said. Did you know I have a lot of friends in la?

[Bobby]

And I was continuing the.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's called the run on sentence.

[Bobby]

It's not because you didn't use a comma. I said I have a lot of friends. I cannot use a comma. In real life, they. They do like a little co. School situation where all of them drop their kids off at one of the person's houses and they have just. So you could do that.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Do you have a lot of friends with kids?

[Sean O'Malley]

We go because Tim, my coach, owns a jujitsu gym and we have a really, really cool community there and a lot of people have kids. So her school kind of is at the gym. Her friends are at the gym. She goes to the gym. She's surrounded by a good amount of kids. And then Danny's mom works for us. She's a full time nanny, so she's. And she only speaks Spanish. She's from Mexico, so it's pretty cool. Like Alana just, just.

[Bobby]

Oh, she speaks Spanish. Yeah, my daughters do too.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's so cool. I don't know why I always thought languages were so sweet.

[Bobby]

I know. No, I understand it a Little. But I did not speak it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Same.

[Bobby]

Learn it.

[Sean O'Malley]

I've tried. I do it. I did duolingo for a long time.

[Bobby]

I'm trying babble.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are you really. You have Tinder or anything?

[Bobby]

No. Don't you feel like people would know if I had Tinder?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't think I'd be caught so fast on there.

[Sean O'Malley]

What's caught?

[Bobby]

And I don't like exposed for being on there. Like, I would. They would be everywhere. And I don't really want to meet.

[Sean O'Malley]

Your dreams on Tinder.

[Bobby]

I don't think he's on there. I think that he's gonna be in real life.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where do you think you're gonna meet him? Where's a good place to meet a guy? Or vice versa? Where's he gonna. Where's a good place to meet? If you're looking for a relationship, in your opinion, what do you think would be three? Name three.

[Bobby]

I feel like. I don't know. Where do you meet people? Like, just an event. An event that has people in a similar industry there. You know, I feel like that could be.

[Sean O'Malley]

I'd say probably. Maybe a coffee shop would be a good one.

[Bobby]

Does that ever actually happen to anybody? Did you meet your fiance girlfriend there?

[Sean O'Malley]

I met her at the gym. I was gonna say gym for my second one.

[Bobby]

The gym. I should start working out.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. I mean, do it only benefit you? But what about, like, the club?

[Bobby]

I don't know if you're gonna. Maybe I don't know if you're gonna find your future husband there or wife.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[Bobby]

Maybe I'll.

[Sean O'Malley]

You never know.

[Bobby]

I. I'm open to it.

[Sean O'Malley]

But what if the problem is, like, you meet him at the club and then it's like, like, hey, we're going out this weekend. And then, oh, he's a club guy, and then he's like, hey, I'm going out with the fellas this weekend at the club. And you know what I do at the club? Because that's where I met your ass at. So then there's a little bit of conflict. So the club might not be a good spot.

[Bobby]

No, I don't want someone who goes to the club regularly, so. Right.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's probably not good for anybody.

[Bobby]

No, no.

[Sean O'Malley]

I go to the club much, like, often. Like, it's.

[Bobby]

If I'm in, like a city, September.

[Sean O'Malley]

How many times you think you been to the club?

[Bobby]

That's not fair. I feel like I'm going to say a number that sounds crazy, but, like, like three. But it's September 10th. I feel like that's kind of like three nights in a row.

[Sean O'Malley]

You know what tomorrow is?

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

That's. I was in New York too, and I was like.

[Sean O'Malley]

You were probably like, what, four?

[Bobby]

Yeah, nine, 11, 2001. I was. You're so smart.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know, girl, I'm telling you, don't let this hair fool you, bitch. No, I was. I remember. I think I was in first grade.

[Bobby]

I think I remember being at home and then at school. Were you?

[Sean O'Malley]

I think so. Weird memories are weird. Where are they? Are they.

[Bobby]

That is true.

[Sean O'Malley]

On this side or on this side? Remember where you were or where you were when Trump got shot?

[Bobby]

No, I went to that.

[Sean O'Malley]

I was streaming. I was gaming, playing Call of Duty.

[Bobby]

You stream. That's what. When you say you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Huh?

[Bobby]

That's what you mean when you say you play Call of Duty.

[Sean O'Malley]

People in my chat like, yo, Trump got shot. I was like, shut the up. Yeah, right. And then I. You really did right in the ear, right in the air.

[Bobby]

It's unfortunate. Have you ever been shot?

[Sean O'Malley]

I've never been shot.

[Bobby]

No, I. I have not either.

[Sean O'Malley]

To. If I. I'd be able to like head movement.

[Bobby]

What's. What are your plans for your career? Well, how much money do you want to make in your career?

[Sean O'Malley]

100 million ish would be ideal.

[Bobby]

How far are you from there?

[Sean O'Malley]

Not very close. Not close enough.

[Bobby]

Do you see that happening for you?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah, I think that's very reasonable.

[Bobby]

By what age?

[Sean O'Malley]

Um, I'm 29. I think I could. I mean, you know, I like what Floyd's doing. He's having these exhibition matches. He's beating guys that should be in there. He's making a boatload of money. I think that's very entertaining and fun. So, you know, I think I could fight. I think I could fight till I'm like 36, 37. Once the speed starts dying down, that's when things get a little tricky for my style.

[Bobby]

You've got 10 more years. Fuck, I've heard lot from you.

[Sean O'Malley]

37, 29. That's not 10 years.

[Bobby]

I'm. I've done this now like 10 times in this, and it hasn't even been 10, so there's another five.

[Sean O'Malley]

Did you graduate?

[Bobby]

Barely.

[Sean O'Malley]

School is so dumb to me. High school, it's like, you want me to go to school at 8am and from 8 to 9, I'm in math class. I'm gonna have homework on it and I'm gonna have a test and I'm gonna go from nine to 10, I'm gonna go to English and you're gonna give me homework on it. And then from 10 to 11, I'm gonna go to science. You need homemade. I'm have a test on that. You want me to go to eight different subjects in one day for eight hours, five times a week and fucking remember anything?

[Bobby]

It's true.

[Sean O'Malley]

Some people can though. I'm like, geez, some people are just meant to go to school.

[Bobby]

I was not. So I was very jealous of the people who were really good at it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Like, that was easy.

[Bobby]

I'm like, I know.

[Sean O'Malley]

I hated that shit.

[Bobby]

I know. When I, when it came time to apply to colleges, I was like, I hate it here because I'm not getting into anything anywhere. So you guys can all have so much fun. Yeah, I barely, I barely graduated. I got, I got them to say that I like, you know when you are sitting down and then they call your name, but they like say what you're graduating with? I was so embarrassed that it wasn't with anything. No, they say like with honors or whatever, but I was just my name. So I wrote on my, on my little flashcard, I said, with honors.

[Sean O'Malley]

And that's funny.

[Bobby]

And when I got up there, I handed. Handed her the card and she said it because then I at first was like, sorry. They told me that they forgot to print it, but like, I can just.

[Sean O'Malley]

Tell you that's a real story.

[Bobby]

I swear to God. On my phone I have a picture of like my like pen written. I like was looking everywhere.

[Sean O'Malley]

After she read it. It's too late to go back. She's like, oh, never mind.

[Bobby]

She's stupid. My family, the way they looked at.

[Sean O'Malley]

Me, like I had a fight the day I was supposed to walk. So I didn't get to go.

[Bobby]

Oh, you were already successful.

[Sean O'Malley]

So I technically did graduate.

[Bobby]

No matter how you spent it, you did graduate because you have a degree.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't think I have a degree though.

[Bobby]

A diploma.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't think I would blow them either.

[Bobby]

Clearly it doesn't matter.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I don't know where it's at.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where do you get it?

[Bobby]

I think they just mail it to you.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's a piece of paper that says what, Sean, did it get dumb? The fuck does it say on there?

[Bobby]

Same thing as college.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't judge. I'm very non judgmental. Don't judge, vape. I don't care. Well, it's a pet peeve.

[Bobby]

Pet peeve.

[Sean O'Malley]

Actually. Do you vape?

[Bobby]

No, I have.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh yeah. You said drive that. If you. If you met a guy, he's like, I do.

[Bobby]

I do find that to be pretty.

[Sean O'Malley]

What do you do? Yeah, hot.

[Bobby]

It's not attractive. I said it's not attractive. When they vape, I think it's, like, a little embarrassing because I'm like, this doesn't really do anything.

[Sean O'Malley]

I think. Yeah. Really weird. I feel bad.

[Bobby]

And they're very addicted to it.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Which is just sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

It is sad. And you know, it's even more sad is kids are middle school hitting their vapes. They just can't stop. They're just like. They're.

[Bobby]

What is the. What is the, like, organization that tries to stop people from vaping? I feel like they should use this. I think they can use this as a.

[Sean O'Malley]

An ad for. I would mind stopping or starting an organization to stop.

[Bobby]

I think that's a thing.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I want to be a part of it, because I think it's pointless, useless, bad for you.

[Bobby]

They have ones that have no nicotine and just have the flavor. No, that's. I think that's. Do that if you're gonna do it.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, don't do that flavor. What's the flavor?

[Bobby]

I don't know. It tastes kind of good.

[Sean O'Malley]

Just going into your lungs. Just. I don't think it is.

[Bobby]

Just don't inhale it. Do you like smoking?

[Sean O'Malley]

Smoking what?

[Bobby]

Weed. What else? Not cigarettes.

[Sean O'Malley]

I've never smoked Cigarette. Like I said, I was smoked three months. I've smoked a couple times.

[Bobby]

You're not allowed to.

[Sean O'Malley]

I use a volcano. Do you know what a volcano. I'm allowed to. You know what a volcano is?

[Bobby]

No. What is that?

[Sean O'Malley]

It heats up. It's a vaporizer. It's not vaping. Now I'm looking dumb. It's a vaporizer. Heats up the marijuana to a perfect temperature. It's a vapor. It's not like you're lighting it with a lighter and burning your lungs.

[Bobby]

It's like a humidifier.

[Sean O'Malley]

I actually know what's funny. Not that funny, actually. But you know what? I ordered a humidifier.

[Bobby]

You said that with a little bit.

[Sean O'Malley]

Of, like a. I listen to Mexican Otis.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

I just got a grill today, too. Oh, fuck. I should have worn it. That'd have been fire. I'd have been like, whatever. We do audition.

[Bobby]

Like, you have great teeth.

[Sean O'Malley]

Invisalign. I wore it for, like, a year now. Anyway, I ordered a humidifier for the room for Vegas. I ordered on Amazon, brought it here. I flew with it to here.

[Bobby]

Oh, that's the story.

[Sean O'Malley]

And I filled it up today before I walked down. Isn't that crazy? Life's wild.

[Bobby]

What, because I asked about that? That is random, actually.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's crazy.

[Bobby]

I thought you were gonna say you filled it up with weed or something.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, that.

[Bobby]

That would have made sense, some of the things you've said.

[Sean O'Malley]

I would have. Yeah. No. So what else?

[Bobby]

I was just gonna say something and now I've. I've forgotten.

[Sean O'Malley]

Fuck that up. Are you checking my calf muscles?

[Bobby]

Oh, no, I didn't notice. I don't. That's weird.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you like basketball players? Football players? Baseball players? Rappers? Like, if you had to pick all of the above.

[Bobby]

Really everyone?

[Sean O'Malley]

Fighters?

[Bobby]

No, not really fighters. I draw the line. You fight for a living?

[Sean O'Malley]

Domestic abuse. Is that why? Probably I'm the least violent person you'll ever meet.

[Bobby]

I. I don't know. You just said you could kill somebody.

[Sean O'Malley]

I can, I would and I will.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not. But if I had to, I could.

[Bobby]

You think by fighting someone you could kill them? What, are you gonna hit them? Strangle them? What do you do?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I mean, if you can choke someone unconscious, then you can do whatever you need.

[Bobby]

I couldn't do that.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, you couldn't. But if you learned Jiu Jitsu, which I would highly recommend I should. You. You should. But I don't think you have the commitment.

[Bobby]

How long?

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I mean, the lifelong thing, you do it. You can do it forever.

[Bobby]

I don't want to. You have to. How long until nails be.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, nails be an issue.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Sean O'Malley]

Just like scratching and just probably wouldn't do that.

[Bobby]

Isn't that good?

[Sean O'Malley]

Not in Jiu Jitsu. You don't want to scratch them.

[Bobby]

You just want to strangle them.

[Sean O'Malley]

You want to choke them.

[Bobby]

What's the difference between choking and strangling?

[Sean O'Malley]

We show you.

[Bobby]

No. All right, well, show me On a pillow.

[Sean O'Malley]

Strangling would be like, more aggressive. Like, but to gentle.

[Bobby]

Do you think that's actually the difference, or did you make that up?

[Sean O'Malley]

No, that's like probably the definition of them. The two differences and stuff.

[Bobby]

How much was that necklace you're wearing?

[Sean O'Malley]

That's a good question. I got it today as a gift.

[Bobby]

A gift?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. W. Jake. Paul. Thank you. This thing is huge.

[Bobby]

Looks very shiny.

[Sean O'Malley]

I know. I actually wonder how much this is, too.

[Bobby]

What would you guess if I guess.

[Sean O'Malley]

How much this thing was? I'd say probably 110, 120 bucks. Thousand. 120,000 bucks.

[Bobby]

That's crazy. You just walk around with that? I'm not gonna steal it. That would look crazy on me.

[Sean O'Malley]

You Want to try it on?

[Bobby]

I'm okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

I actually might fold you.

[Bobby]

Oh, I get it. You're. You're a funny person, honestly.

[Sean O'Malley]

You think so?

[Bobby]

I feel like I don't know why you had to ask that. I'm gonna just keep taking your glasses off and that's. What does that say? I have mixed drink. Mixed what?

[Sean O'Malley]

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

[Bobby]

I have mixed about feelings. Drinks.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I have mixed drinks about feelings. I think it's supposed to be like a little drunk play on. What is.

[Bobby]

What is the normal saying, oh, I have mixed feelings about drinks. Got it. It's funny.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, I appreciate you like my eyes.

[Bobby]

Oh, God, they're brown.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yours are olive green.

[Bobby]

They are. See, finally you got one thing right.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, not one thing right. One thing right. Regarding.

[Bobby]

Regarding color.

[Sean O'Malley]

Have you been Olive Garden?

[Bobby]

Yeah, of course.

[Sean O'Malley]

But it sucks, you know, I think.

[Bobby]

It'S good for what it is.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's a fair way to put it. It's good.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's like a nice place.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Like it's a nice. You're not going there to get a five star our meal.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, you're going there to get a stomachache. Let's be real.

[Bobby]

I just get like plain noodles everywhere I go.

[Sean O'Malley]

Interesting.

[Bobby]

You look younger when you take your glasses off.

[Sean O'Malley]

You gonna get a steak for dinner?

[Bobby]

Potentially.

[Sean O'Malley]

What do you think? Tomahawk, Little filet O?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't.

[Sean O'Malley]

Some rice maybe?

[Bobby]

What?

[Sean O'Malley]

Definitely. Go to Fuhu and get some popcorn. Shrimp fire.

[Bobby]

I actually just had their noodles.

[Sean O'Malley]

Fuhus?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Were they good? I don't think I've had that noodle. Ooh, noodles sound good.

[Bobby]

You should go get some.

[Sean O'Malley]

I can't. I have to make weight.

[Bobby]

How much?

[Sean O'Malley]

I'm about £150 right now and I have to make weight. Friday morning at 9am I will be £135.

[Bobby]

That's not possible.

[Sean O'Malley]

It is possible and that's what's gonna happen.

[Bobby]

What do you have to do to.

[Sean O'Malley]

You have to die, basically. I literally feel like I'm on my deathbed.

[Bobby]

I don't get it. You can. You have to be that weight that day, but then you can go back.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. And then I'll wait.

[Bobby]

What's the point?

[Sean O'Malley]

It's very stupid. Very stupid. But everyone does it. So if I, if I fought at my natural weight, 155, like, I'd fight guys that are cutting down from like 180, 175. So I have to fight guys that are cut. I have to cut down to 135 to fight guys that are around my weight class. It's really stupid. It's hard to explain even.

[Bobby]

Who are you fighting?

[Sean O'Malley]

Merab Duvelajwali. A Russian. I mean, a Georgian. He gets offended when I call him Russian because I guess they're different places or some shit. It's like, make up your mind.

[Bobby]

What, Russian or Texas? What did you say?

[Sean O'Malley]

Georgian.

[Bobby]

What's that?

[Sean O'Malley]

It's like another country.

[Bobby]

I guess I thought it was not Georgia.

[Sean O'Malley]

Nope, that's what I thought. Because I made fun of him. He's like, don't make fun of my country. I'm like, what country?

[Bobby]

That's a country.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby]

Now we both look stupid.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I don't.

[Bobby]

Are you guys friends?

[Sean O'Malley]

I wouldn't call us friends. Call us enemies.

[Bobby]

You guys sound like your friends.

[Sean O'Malley]

I knocked out his best friend, though, two fights ago. Algermain Sterling knocked him out.

[Bobby]

Boom.

[Sean O'Malley]

In Boston. Bow.

[Bobby]

That's so sad.

[Sean O'Malley]

Five. Five minute rounds.

[Bobby]

I don't like fighting. I actually don't think that's a. You guys just. I just thought about what you guys actually do. It just occurred to me. It clicked. You guys beat each other.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's a sport.

[Bobby]

I don't like that. It's just. You don't ever feel like maybe. You don't.

[Sean O'Malley]

You're walking with your man. You guys at the club, some guys. So that's different.

[Bobby]

That's. That's like.

[Sean O'Malley]

And he and your guy. I play football.

[Bobby]

I don't want that. You're so stupid. You're. I just don't. You don't ever get in the rink and think, maybe I don't want to fight.

[Sean O'Malley]

Cage.

[Bobby]

You don't ever get in the cage and think, maybe I don't want to hurt you. You ever saw somebody and been like, I don't want to hurt you?

[Sean O'Malley]

It'd be hard to fight a friend. It'd be hard to fight someone you like. I don't like this guy. I don't really like. I'm not gonna have any issue. It's a sport. It's competition. It's just a sport. And it has just not actually crazy physical, violent fighting.

[Bobby]

That's crazy.

[Sean O'Malley]

But it's like when I got into fighting, it was more like a sport, just another sport to do. I played football, basketball, baseball, played all the sports. This was another sport. Now it's at the highest level.

[Bobby]

There's a little bit more each other. Do you have to hurt each other every time?

[Sean O'Malley]

No.

[Bobby]

So you. You can come out and just not. No one gets hurt.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah. You could take them down and choke and put him to sleep.

[Bobby]

That doesn't sound.

[Sean O'Malley]

Doesn't hurt. Let me choke youe wake up, you're like, whoa, what happened?

[Bobby]

Can you kill someone by doing that?

[Sean O'Malley]

In the octagon? In the. I'm gonna fight. No, there's a raft. So once you put. If you put someone to sleep and they're sleeping. The reflection.

[Bobby]

Putting them to sleep.

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes. They go, well. And they come back like, what the fuck happened?

[Bobby]

Has that happened to you?

[Sean O'Malley]

I've never been put to sleep, actually.

[Bobby]

You should have someone do it to you.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't really want to.

[Bobby]

Maybe that'll happen this weekend. That's bad.

[Sean O'Malley]

You're putting that out there.

[Bobby]

Is that you would lose if that happens, or you get multiple rounds to redeem yourself. How does that work?

[Sean O'Malley]

That would be a loser if that happened.

[Bobby]

You don't have multiple rounds.

[Sean O'Malley]

There's five rounds. But if you lose in the first round, you don't get the other four, but you can.

[Bobby]

What if the first four you win and then the fifth one you get put to sleep?

[Sean O'Malley]

Loser.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's not fair.

[Sean O'Malley]

Are you gonna watch? I. I dare you.

[Bobby]

Where do you watch?

[Sean O'Malley]

I dare you to not watch.

[Bobby]

Thank you. Where do you watch? Where do you watch it?

[Sean O'Malley]

Tv.

[Bobby]

You know what I mean?

[Sean O'Malley]

Pay per view, ESPN plus.

[Bobby]

Really? You can just put it on.

[Sean O'Malley]

Like, are you gonna do. What are you gonna do this Saturday? Saturday afternoon? Saturday night, 7pm, 8pm rolls around.

[Bobby]

So I don't have my kids Saturday night.

[Sean O'Malley]

So you'll be out proud and about.

[Bobby]

No, I feel like I usually just. Yeah, maybe.

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, if you're with a group of people anywhere, you're gonna see. See me. I'm gonna be there on TV.

[Bobby]

Oh, you. I don't go out to places with TVs.

[Sean O'Malley]

Well, there's gonna be portable TVs up and about.

[Bobby]

This is gonna be like a really big fight.

[Sean O'Malley]

This is the biggest fight of what time? Well, I don't want to say that. It's definitely not. But it's a massive fight. It's at the sphere. The first time ever and the only time.

[Bobby]

The only time. It's never gonna happen again.

[Sean O'Malley]

Never.

[Bobby]

Why? They're.

[Sean O'Malley]

Because they said. Dana said one and done.

[Bobby]

He could change his mind. Who's Dana? I've heard that name.

[Sean O'Malley]

Dana White.

[Bobby]

Who is that then?

[Sean O'Malley]

Hoyt is the president of the ufc.

[Bobby]

Okay, I've heard that name. What's the difference between UFC and wwe?

[Sean O'Malley]

WWE is fake and it Is. I mean, it's not fake with moves they do. It's like real athletic stuff, but it's scripted. This guy's gonna win. This guy's gonna do this. UFC is raw. It's.

[Bobby]

It's acting.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's like WWE's acting. That's crazy impressive acting. But it's. Yeah, it's.

[Bobby]

Does everybody know that it's acting?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Not everyone.

[Sean O'Malley]

Not three year olds. UFC's real gangster.

[Bobby]

I feel like I've. I've tuned into a fight. I don't know what. How many different types of fighting are there?

[Sean O'Malley]

There's ufc.

[Bobby]

Uhhuh.

[Sean O'Malley]

Real boxing.

[Bobby]

What's that?

[Sean O'Malley]

Boxing?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sean O'Malley]

Where you. Boxing is just boxing. Where you have right hand, left hand.

[Bobby]

What does Ryan Garcia do?

[Sean O'Malley]

Boxes.

[Bobby]

What. What brand is it? Or whatever.

[Sean O'Malley]

I don't know. There's so many weird little things. Boxing, you can only use your left hand and right hand to punch. Right. Mma, what we do, you can take someone down, you could elbow in the head.

[Bobby]

Where'd you get mma?

[Sean O'Malley]

Mixed martial arts. Okay, so there's. Mixed martial arts is what we do in the ufc.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

Boxing. Boom, boom. It's a sweet sport. It's a cool sport. It's just not the same as fighting.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's like a fighter will always kill a boxer.

[Bobby]

Got it. Good to know. What's like the. Who's the best boxer in the world?

[Sean O'Malley]

Probably Canelo Alvarez right now.

[Bobby]

And you would kill him?

[Sean O'Malley]

Yes. He's fighting at T Mobile the same night as I am. I'm not gonna promote that though.

[Bobby]

That you would kill him.

[Sean O'Malley]

If I had to, I wouldn't want to try. Try. I mean, I would say my skill set that I have is superior to his skill set.

[Bobby]

That's. That's crazy. I want the confidence of a man.

[Sean O'Malley]

I mean, I've met some pretty unconfident men. P. Personalities. You want the confidence of the sugar show is what you mean.

[Bobby]

I feel like all men are very.

[Sean O'Malley]

I've met some pussies. Most people are pussies, to be honest.

[Bobby]

Have you met. No. Men are just. Their egos are just so inflated.

[Sean O'Malley]

Doesn't mean they're confident.

[Bobby]

Yeah, okay, fine. Their ego is mentally confidently.

[Sean O'Malley]

Do you actually believe it's hard not to. I wish I wasn't this confident. I wish I was more humble. It's hard. Knock out guy after guy after guy. You win 19 fights, you're the banded weight champion, you're rich, you run a huge W train, you're risen up chicks on the couch. It's like Bruising up kids.

[Bobby]

What?

[Sean O'Malley]

Chicks on the couch.

[Bobby]

That's what you do.

[Sean O'Malley]

That's what I'm doing. No, I'm kidding.

[Bobby]

That's not what you're doing.

[Sean O'Malley]

No, I feel like I am not at all. All right.

[Bobby]

You've missed. You've misread the situation.

[Sean O'Malley]

It's okay. It happens. Still confident.

[Bobby]

I'm happy for you. Well, thank you for letting me interview you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Oh, is that what this was? They said, do you want to go on a date?

[Bobby]

Oh, who said that?

[Sean O'Malley]

Okay. That was fun. Very nice to meet you.

[Bobby]

That was very fun. It was great meeting you. Your hands are still very cold.

[Sean O'Malley]

Nice to meet you.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Very nice to meet you.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Can I have my hand back, please? That was awkward.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sean O'Malley]

Go ahead.

[Bobby]

That was very obvious, I thought was nice.

[Sean O'Malley]

My hand was loose.

[Bobby]

I could not. Is that caffeine?

[Sean O'Malley]

Don't drink that right now.

[Sponsor]

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[Bobby]

Oh, but it tastes so good.

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