Sexyy Red "Pound town blew me up" | the really good podcast

Summary

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff

Guest: Sexyy Red

Episode: "Pound town blew me up"
Date: April 29, 2026

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode features rapper and viral sensation Sexyy Red (pronounced "sexy red"), joining host Bobbi Althoff for an uncensored, freewheeling conversation while getting their nails done. The duo bond over motherhood, career beginnings, the realities of fame, and Sexyy Red’s unique perspective on life, love, and entrepreneurship. The episode is full of laughs, candid admissions, and a dose of Sexyy Red’s signature outrageousness.

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MAJOR THEMES & TOPICS

1. Motherhood & Real Life as Moms

• Both Bobbi and Sexyy Red discover they have kids of almost the same ages (5 and 2 for Sexyy; 5 and 3 for Bobbi).
  • [02:21] Bobbi: "What can I call you?"
    Sexyy Red: "Sexy."
• Sexyy Red describes her love for being a mom, but admits it’s hard and she wants a big family.
  • [04:19] Sexyy Red: "I want to have a lot of kids... probably wouldn’t stop [having them]."
• Honest talk about post-partum struggles, messy houses, throwing diapers around, and how some moms keep it all clean — but they’re not one of them.
  • [09:22] Bobbi: "At night, I’m not taking that diaper to the trash, I’m throwing it somewhere!"
  • [11:32] Sexyy Red: "If you’re a real parent, then you know!"

2. Friendship, Support, and Family

• Discussion on maintaining long-term friendships since childhood, and the importance of having close family nearby — Sexyy Red’s mom lives with her and helps with the kids.
  • [14:24] Sexyy Red: "[My mom] live with me... she be cooking, she’s so helpful."
• Both admit they’re not the ultra-tidy, all-organized moms and prefer realness over appearance.

3. Career Journey: From Hair to Hip-Hop

• Sexyy Red shares her story of being a sought-after hairstylist, starting to do hair at 13, and using that income/fame to transition into music.
  • [18:01] "That’s how I was like a little famous — from hair."
• She explains the origin of her name: it came from her middle school nickname for her red hair; eventually evolving to “Sexyy Red” with help from a friend before her first rap upload.
  • [27:18] "He was like, Sexy Red. And I’m like, that’s the one."

4. Music, Success, and Handling Fame

• "Pound Town" being her breakout song/viral hit.
  • [19:28] "Pound Town blew me up."
• New album drop (18 tracks), planning birthday releases and performances (like Coachella debut).
• Coachella was overwhelming at first (nervous on her own stage) but became a highlight.
  • [20:51] "I was shocked…shaking before I got up."
• Reveals ongoing anxiety, especially before performing; relies on quiet and some weed to manage nerves.
  • [21:14] "I smoke and be to myself. They know, like, she’s just getting in her zone."

5. Love, Dating, and Type

• Sexyy Red is single, jokes about only having a “fake boyfriend,” and is open to being set up by Bobbi, but no rush — "Let it come to me."
  • [05:54] "I'm not gonna have no more kids unless I have, like, a real boyfriend."
• Admits she’s only dated within her race and is curious about dating a "white boy" — Bobbi jokingly offers her matchmaking services.
• They discuss celebrity dating, age preferences, and laugh about people making assumptions about women with male friends.
  • [61:36] Both: "Apparently we’ve 'fucked everyone' just by sitting in a room with men."

6. Body Image, Insecurities, and Social Media

• Open talk about pregnancy changes, skin breakouts, and feeling “ugly.”
  • [07:03] Bobbi: "I looked like no pictures should have been taken of me."
  • [49:29] Sexyy Red: "I had acne, black marks; I got on Accutane after pregnancy."
• Honest about being roasted by their own kids about pimples and looks.
  • [54:33] Sexyy Red: "My son said, this balloon look like your face… ‘cause all the bumps!"
• Negative online comments and trolls. Both try to laugh it off but admit sometimes it hurts if it hits an insecurity.
  • [31:46] Bobbi: "If I’m already feeling ugly and then they call me ugly...now I’m offended."

7. Beauty Routines: Nails, Hair & Makeup

• Getting nails done together, debating nail length and color; distinguishing “sexy” vs “hoish” nails.
  • [59:40] Sexyy Red: "Red and short is sexy. Red and long is hoish."
• Both DIY their hair/makeup; Sexyy Red did her own and others’ hair for years.

8. Entrepreneurship: Lip Gloss Line

• Sexyy Red details her homemade lip gloss brand — notorious for NSFW shade names (e.g., "Booty Hole Brown," "Gonorrhea," "Sex On My Period," "Blue Balls," "Nut").
  • [81:02] "When I was making the white [shade], I’m like, this look like nut…coochie juice was clear with glitter..."
• Explains the (hilarious and surprisingly supportive) origins, her friend getting “gonorrhea” and inspiring the green gloss.
• Admits these names probably keep it out of Sephora or Ulta, but might fit in stores like Spencer’s.

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MEMORABLE QUOTES & HIGHLIGHTS

• [19:28] Sexyy Red: "Pound Town blew me up."
• [27:30] Sexyy Red: "I love that name. It’s boosting my ego. It was just perfect."
• [81:02] Sexyy Red (on her lip gloss): "This look like nut...then I was making a clear one, and I’m like, this look like my coochie juice."
• [13:00] Sexyy Red (on "bouncing ass"): "If your boyfriend not answering, he’s probably bouncing his ass right now. Not literally, but he’s out there playing!"
• [33:03] Sexyy Red: "I rather get old than not get old, you know?... Call me old. Call me OBEs."
• [31:23] Sexyy Red: "Hate comments make me laugh. They turn me up."
• [49:00] Bobbi: "My first pregnancy, my skin was so horrible… I felt disgusting."

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NOTABLE SEGMENTS & TIMESTAMPS

• Motherhood bonding & diaper talk    [02:20 – 11:30]
• Career & name origins (hair to “Pound Town”)    [17:21 – 19:30, 27:18 – 27:48]
• Nail routine, “bouncing ass,” and birthday plans    [12:04 – 14:09, 23:12 – 25:43]
• Coachella nerves & success    [19:54 – 21:38]
• Viral hate, online persona & dealing with comments    [30:09 – 34:42]
• Dating life & matchmaking    [65:03 – 74:43]
• Hilarious lip gloss business & shade origins    [80:42 – 83:40]
• Real talk: insecurities, being called “hoes,” parenting after divorce    [60:00 – 62:44, 52:07 – 54:53]
• Home life, seasoning debate, favorite foods    [113:13 – 118:38]
• Business ambitions & branding    [85:14 – 86:00]
• Closing out, sisterhood, daily routines    [120:13 – 122:27]

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TONE & STYLE

• Candid & Raw: Both women are startlingly honest about their lives, failures and everyday chaos.
• Humorous: The banter is playful, often self-deprecating, with running jokes about hygiene, appearance, and being seen as "hoes."
• Relatable & Down-to-Earth: Despite fame, both share average-mom struggles, online insecurities, and desire for close relationships.
• Outrageous: Sexyy Red doesn’t shy from sexual references, wild product names, or calling out double standards for women.

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SUMMARY TAKEAWAYS

• Sexyy Red’s rise is rooted in hard work, creativity, and being herself — from hairstyling, to viral tracks, to launching a proudly NSFW lip gloss line.
• Motherhood and real life ground both her and Bobbi. They trade stories of messy houses, post-partum challenges, and balancing ambition with parenting.
• Fame’s double standards: Both face scrutiny, particularly as women — whether about looks, friends, or business moves. They deal with it by laughing and not taking it too seriously (most days).
• Entrepreneurship: Sexyy Red’s unconventional branding is both a viral asset and a business challenge.
• Women’s sexuality, dating, and public perception are discussed with honesty, humor, and a refusal to fit a box.

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CLOSING MOMENT

[112:10] Sexyy Red:
"I love having matcha with you."
Bobbi: "Because you’re never going to have matcha again without me. This will be the last time."

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Listen if you want: a raucous, real, laugh-out-loud chat about navigating motherhood, fame, friendship, and unapologetic self-expression with two of the internet’s most distinctive women.

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Hey. Oh, we did not. I know that. Hey, Nice to meet you.

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Well, welcome to the really good podcast.

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Today I'm here with your favorite hood, hottest princess, sexy Mukbang.

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You read sexy Red Y. I've. I've wanted to sit down with you for a long time. What do you like to be called? Like sexy? Just sexy?

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Yeah. Or like anything or red, but really sexy.

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Sexy. Okay. Sexy. Is that what your friends call you?

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Just sexy? My friends call me friend. The few I got but like no.

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Anybody else? Just sexy?

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Yeah.

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Okay. What can I call you?

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Sexy.

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Sexy. Not friend. It's crazy. It's okay. I. By the end of today, maybe I

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knew you was trying to take it there. You petty.

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Had to.

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No, they. They've been my friends since elementary and stuff.

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You've had the same friends?

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It's only two of them. Then I just be like, I only have. I have.

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I have like four close friends that I've had but they're all related to each other so I don't think that counts. They're sisters.

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Oh, that's tight.

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But I've been friends with them since

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miles 12, so that's cute. That's tight.

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I think it's. I can't believe we're the same age.

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That's crazy. But I can't.

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I can't. Yeah. I just feel like I'm 50. So then it's. I. It's weird to. I'm like, you're young. I'm 50.

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You. I'm young. We the same age.

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Yeah, you're. You're 28. I don't know, I thought you were like 22, 23.

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So I'm. So now you saying I'm old.

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I know, cuz I'm 28.

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So what you saying I'm old? You.

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I'm saying you seem younger. Like, I feel like so grown.

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You seem like grown.

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You have mature kids now, right?

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I got two kids.

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How old are they?

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Five and two.

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Oh, we're the same. We're the same person.

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You actually.

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Exactly. Yeah. I have a three and a five year old.

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A cat, a dog.

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No, I have kids.

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You lying children. You lying girl babies.

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Little, little kids.

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Never. I didn't know you had kids.

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Yeah, we should have had a play date.

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Wow. Wow. That's crazy.

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Bring them over next time.

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Okay. I look at you different now. Not different, but like, I just didn't know you had kids.

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Yeah, I'm a mom.

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That's what's up. Oh, so you got real responsibilities.

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Yeah, we both do. What is it like? Do you like being a mom?

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Yeah, I love it. But it's hard.

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But it's so hard.

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So when I see people that's mamas, I'll be like, are you dealing with the same thing I'm dealing with?

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I mean, your kids are similar ages too. So how are they? And five.

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Wow. So that's crazy.

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Yeah. Are yours boys or girls?

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I got a girl and a boy.

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Oh, okay. That's nice. Do you want more?

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Yeah.

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How many more?

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How many ever I can have?

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How? However many. That. That's a lot. You could have probably like 100 kids.

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I want to have a lot of kids.

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Really? What? How many would you stop at?

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I don't know. I probably wouldn't stop.

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That's a lot of.

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Cause you never. I don't know, like, say I got three. Two right now?

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Yeah.

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No, I don't know. I have six. Like, ain't nothing wrong with no siblings.

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No, I have five siblings I like.

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Right.

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I like siblings. Do you have a big family or no.

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On my daddy's side. But my mama's side is just three of us.

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Okay.

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How many siblings you got?

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My mom's. My mom had two, three kids before, and then my dad had one.

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That he just found out your mom

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had three kids before he met my dad.

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Oh.

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And then had me and my sister.

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Oh, okay. So your mom got five kids.

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Yeah, and my dad has three, so.

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Okay.

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Yeah. I love. I. I love kids. I don't know if I want a hundred, but I. I would have, like, four.

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Right.

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That's a lot, though.

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That is because two is a lot.

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Two is. So. Would you wait a while? Are you ready now?

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I would have it now, but I need more help.

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What? Do you. Do you have help right now?

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I would have if I had, like, a real boyfriend, like, and he had a stable family, and I know I could trust his family, but I'm not gonna have no more kids unless I have, like, a real boyfriend.

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You don't have a real boyfriend right now. Do you have a fake one? No, none. Just no boyfriend.

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It's a fake one.

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Okay.

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Happens only one, and it's a fake one, so it's not real.

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Do you want me to help you?

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It's not really nothing.

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Do you want me to help you meet a real one? What's your type?

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I'm definitely getting out here this summer because. But I don't even care. Like, I don't look for it. I just let it come to me because I feel like if you look for this, like, it ain't.

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That's the best way to do it. Just let it.

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Just let it come to me. I just live my life every day, and then if some. If I meet somebody. Okay, you cool? You know, but I'll just be chilling.

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Yeah, I have a boyfriend, but I was.

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Y' all gonna say you had a boyfriend?

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Yeah, he just. He just left, but, yeah, he's. He's great. I think I'll have a few more kids eventually. I don't know. I'm scared to. Yeah, he. He wants boys. I mean, we can't choose, but.

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Right.

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I'm scared of being pregnant again.

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Why? It's fun.

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Do you know what's not fun? Is how ugly I get.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You get ugly.

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That's not fun.

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You lie.

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No, I get so ugly.

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It's probably not that bad.

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If I showed you a picture, you would see nothing.

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I want to see this hand is done.

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I'm gonna show you a picture. You're gonna be like, that's. I gain a lot of weight in my face. Just my face.

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Only your face?

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Oh, it's. Yeah. No, my face is like. I look. I've never. You know how people have pictures. I feel like you looked great after birth. I looked like, no pictures should have been taken of me.

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I looked it. Okay. I looked it good after birth, some people would say. But you know, I was like, like at home, like, dang, I'm fat.

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Like, I know it's crazy cuz you don't lose like the belly still. The belly.

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You still be looking pregnant.

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I know.

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So, yeah.

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It's like you come home and you think you're going to. And it's just.

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And then it's.

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You literally got a pregnant. Yeah. Now it's just like the baby is gone right now.

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What am I going to do?

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So people think you're pregnant still and it's like, no, the baby's out now.

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I had it thought on my brain, like, how I'm going to lose this stomach.

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How long did it take you to lose my stomach? Yeah,

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honestly, it'd be taking like, probably like two to four months.

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Okay.

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But I'll be good, like after them little weeks pass.

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Yeah.

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I'm back.

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Did you breastfeed?

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No.

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That makes it go away so fast, your stomach? Yeah.

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It make all your weight go away though.

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Yeah. You turn into nothing.

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Yeah, but who want to be nothing?

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I didn't. I. I was air for a while. I weighed like 98 pounds.

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You was breastfeeding?

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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And I was breastfeeding.

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Trying to be right for your kids.

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I. Well, you know what? I'm lazy. And it's. I.

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That's not lazy.

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Breastfeeding. No. Bottle feeding is not. That's. That's not lazy. Washing pieces of bottles is not. That's like, I was lazy. I just rolled over and gave them a boob. I didn't have to wash dishes.

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No. But that's a lot.

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It's a lot. But it's so. I'm stressed. You don't have to get up. Like, imagine it's stressful, though.

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You. You could be out anywhere and you got to pull your titty out.

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Yeah. But you don't have to go make a bottle. And like, that's. That to me was too much work. And I was like, I'd rather, I'd rather. It's so much easier, I'm telling you. No, it's easier.

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You're crazy.

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It's easier. It's. It's good if you're like, I'm lazy. I'm a lazy person.

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I'm lazy. I try not to be. No. Lazy.

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Oh. Inside. Yeah. I don't. I, like, I remember when my babies were little, it was great. Just rolling over in bed, giving them a boob. And I'd have my little caddy by the bed to put a diaper on them. But, like, no way was I about to go home.

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You do be turned, so I don't even blame you. Because baby Pampers, I used to throw them right on the side of the floor.

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Like, oh, I saw this girl get canceled online because she had, like, dirty diapers around her house like, that she would go pick up. And I was like, oh, that's horrible of you. I, meanwhile, I throw it all. Yeah, I was like, I threw that. Like, especially at night. I'm taking that diaper off and I'm just throwing it. I don't care where the trash is. Yeah, yeah, I'll make a round.

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I'll be trying to hurry up. Like, girl, I'm tired.

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Especially the middle of the night when they're up. And it's like, all I want to do right now is sleep. And I have to change your diaper. And you pooped everywhere. So now I have to, like, put a towel on my bed and roll over.

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No, but I used to hate it because, like, after a while, I was just throwing the pepper down. But you gotta stop. I even told my sister that, like, don't do that no more. Cause we be trying to do it still. Like, can't do that. Cause you know, the hair crappy, starting to smell like pee. Oh, God, it start wreaking.

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You gotta throw it. No, you have to do what I do. I throw it to the hardwood. I throw it over the carpet or

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on the dress or something.

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Yeah, throw it to somewhere that can't. It can't smell. Yeah, no, that's right. And. And my. My kids. I mean, my baby still wears the diaper at night. She's three in the morning. I take it off and I throw it to the wood and it's. That's. And it's going to be there until I make my round.

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Right?

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It's not. It's not dirty forever. It's just dirty.

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Right? Just for now, I'm just. My mama be so mad because we live in a nice neighborhood. And I go out there, my daughter Doo Doo, and I put the Pamper in a little trash bag and sit in front of the door.

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Yeah, that's what I mean.

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So it looked crazy.

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It does.

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And she was like, stop sitting all them dirty diapers in front of the house. I'm like, girl, I'm gonna get. I'm just finna doing that for now. Like, I don't be feeling like running all the way to The.

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You know, not finna do that.

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I'll throw it right in the front of the yard and wait.

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Yeah, I made sure to clean that all up before you got here. But if I. I'm a diaper out the door. Just. It's. I'm not. Someone's gonna put it in the trash eventually. It's not gonna sit out there forever.

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And then you be losing diapers. Like my mama. Why? She just found the diaper that been there for long. Forever. She like, girl, look at how old this diaper is. Like, you can really lose them in the car, too. Yeah. Like. Or you'll be walking around your house and you'll find a bottle, like, one that you wrapped up real good, just sat there, forgot. You put that. You, like.

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People are gonna say we're the nastiest people alive now.

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That's real, though. If you're a real prank, then, you know, like, man, that's.

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I don't know. I do meet mom times where they're so clean, like, they're so tidy. They, like, clean up after every bite. And I'm like, it's not. It's not me.

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I'll be like, how you do that? I'll be wishing I could do this.

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I wish I could. I. I've tried it. It lasts like, maybe. Maybe a half hour, and then I'm. I'm done. I'm like, you're the messes you make. I'll clean up when you go to bed.

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But I'm not, right? Because, like, if I clean them now, all you're gonna do is go back and mess it up. Yeah, it might be pointless.

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No, you should see my house after my kids run through it. How are you liking your nails? Are you gonna keep them that long? Oh, how long do you think?

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I like short nails, but I gotta get long nails. Cause I'm a pop it, But I ain't gonna get them too long.

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Cause you're gonna what?

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Pop it.

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What does that mean?

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Like, I gotta pop shit for my birthday and I'm dropping an album.

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So, you know, what does pop shit mean to you?

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I mean, bounce my ass.

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Okay. And you pop it.

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Okay. When you say you finna bounce your ass, that mean you finna cut up. Like, I'm finna show out.

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Okay?

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Like, if you. If your boyfriend out and he not answering the phone, he's like, oh, he bouncing his ass right now. Oh, he playing.

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Okay.

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I'm that mean he out. He bouncing his ass like he playing somewhere. Like, okay, he not literally bouncing his ass but he out in the streets playing. He. He lacking. He doing something, you know, because it could mean lacking too.

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Okay.

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Like, say a lacking you. Like, oh, I just seen you. You bouncing your ass. I just seen you.

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I've never heard that.

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This in St. Louis. Link, go.

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I've never had. Whatever she's doing to my nails right now. This is.

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Oh, I like this.

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She's like, putting these little. I've seen tik toks of people doing this. I've never seen anybody do it in real life.

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Dang. You know what? I should have got? I should have got oval nails. I think I said I was gonna try that.

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That's what I'm getting.

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For real?

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Yeah. It's not too late. Just do it really quick.

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I think I do want oval. I'm gonna think about it. I'm indecisive too.

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I'm very indecisive. Because I was looking at these, like, maybe I'll get square, but.

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Right. I don't be knowing what to do.

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Who's your favorite child you have?

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I don't have a favorite. Do you? Do you?

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No. I just wonder one day someone's gonna. I do not. But saying yes, you do. Makes me think you might have it.

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I think you just don't want to see it.

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I don't. I have.

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Yeah, you do.

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You know my mom. It was my mom.

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You do?

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No. My mom used to say this thing. She'd say, I don't have a favorite child, but I have children who are, like, easier. Do you have a child who's easier or yours? Both. Just like.

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They both is crazy. I'd be like, mama, get them.

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That's what I do. Get my mom.

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Get your kids.

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I know when I go to my mom's house, those are not my children. Those are hers.

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I know. I be telling her, get your kids.

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Yeah.

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For real.

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Like, your nana needs to help you

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because I'm off the clock. I'd be like, get your mama. They be like, stop playing.

[A]

Are you close? You're close with your mom?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so nice. She does. She live by you?

[B]

She live with me.

[A]

I'm so jealous.

[B]

Why are you jealous?

[A]

I want my mom to live with me.

[B]

Your mama live by you?

[A]

She lives two hours away.

[B]

Oh, two hours.

[A]

Yeah. So it's like a once a once every other week type of situation.

[B]

My mama, she want her own house, but I like her. Live with me.

[A]

Keep her there.

[B]

I want her.

[A]

You don't need to. Yeah. Tell her not.

[B]

She's staying. Ha ha.

[A]

She doesn't get a choice. A lot.

[B]

Right? She don't get a choice.

[A]

Does she babysit for you?

[B]

Yep. She's. She help a lot. She be cooking.

[A]

Really? You're so lucky.

[B]

She know how to cook, too. She be cooking dessert, too. Like, it be cake.

[A]

Really? She be, like, just all the time.

[B]

It's ice cream and cookies in her. Like, she be making the kids milkshakes

[A]

and stuff like that. Really? I want her to be my mom.

[B]

She just like. You're right. She like the art. Like, she like cooking and stuff. And I love somebody that can cook.

[A]

Yeah. Do you cook?

[B]

Mm, I can cook, but it's not like my mama. She would get up and cook. I'm lazy. I'll order some before I get up and cook.

[A]

How often do you order food?

[B]

I be on the road a lot, so I gotta order some all the time. But when I'm at home, I will say, like, I'm finna order some groceries. I'm finna cook.

[A]

Yeah. What do you cook? Like, what's your go to.

[B]

I love Salisbury steak with gravy and rice and corn on the cob. Sweet corn on the cob. Or I like chicken. Like, baked chicken with Italian dressing. You got to bake the chicken like that and season it real good with onions and stuff. And then rice. And I. Look, I eat rice with everything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you were gonna cook me a meal, what would it be?

[B]

My baked chicken. That's my favorite. Famous baked chicken. Yep.

[A]

I don't think I have a famous meal. No.

[B]

Nothing famous. Nothing snack.

[A]

What do I cook? I'm really, like. I cook very basic things. I don't. I wouldn't, like, recommend it to anyone. Like, just salmon and rice. My kid's favorite meal is salmon with rice and seaweed.

[B]

Mm. Seaweed is crazy.

[A]

You don't like seaweed?

[B]

How do you cook seaweed?

[A]

Girl, you eat it, you don't cook it. Do you want some? I have some.

[B]

No, I don't like.

[A]

I think you'd like it.

[B]

It tastes like fish.

[A]

No, it doesn't.

[B]

It does.

[A]

You don't eat fish.

[B]

I do, but it tastes like the sea.

[A]

The fish tastes like the sea, too.

[B]

The sea. But that. Like, when it's too fishy, I can't eat it.

[A]

Seaweed is not too fishy.

[B]

That is.

[A]

No. I think you need to give it another chance.

[B]

I tried. You talk about them little strips that come in a package.

[A]

Yeah. They're so good. When I was a nanny, because I had never seen that snack before that, like, I Feel like it's like a. Like a very LA snack to have. When I was a nanny, they like gave their kids that, and I was like, what the hell is this? And now my kids love it. And I'm like, wow.

[B]

You was a nanny?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you have kids then?

[A]

No. Well, I was pregnant when I stopped.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Yeah. But I was nanny for six years. What'd you do before you made music her?

[B]

You.

[A]

Did you do your own?

[B]

Yeah, but I do this. I be being lazy now. Like, I'll be tired. I don't got time to sit there and do my hair. But I do some most of the time.

[A]

Really do. When's the last time you took a client?

[B]

I don't do nobody hair no more.

[A]

Before, like, when?

[B]

Oh, when the last time

[A]

you worked at a salon?

[B]

No, I'm a house.

[A]

Oh, really? Does your mom do her too or. No, those just.

[B]

She used. She know I was the best hairstylist too. Everybody knew me.

[A]

Like, really?

[B]

Yeah, that's how I was like, a little famous.

[A]

You from hair?

[B]

And I used to get money and I used to dress cute. Like, I was a it girl.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I had all the cute hairstyles, like rainbow hair.

[A]

Really? And you did other people. What'd you do to people's hair? You dyed it.

[B]

Mm, I used to be dyeing it. I used to put weave in it. I did everything. Like, I started off in all the lanes. I was doing hair when I was 13, so I started off doing glue ins. Then I was doing like the 27 pieces on people. Because then was back in the day too. Like when I was young. I did a 27 piece before when I was young.

[A]

I have no idea what that is.

[B]

It's like the short hairstyles, like the Halle Berry hairstyles. Oh, but glue in, though.

[A]

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's the thing. 27 piece. You're gonna hear people say that.

[A]

27. Why is it called that?

[B]

I don't know. I guess it's 27 something. I don't know.

[A]

27 pieces of hair that straight was

[B]

called the 27 piece.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I did the sew ins. I did front loose. I. I was in all the lanes. I did braids, everything.

[A]

When did you start ponytail music then? What year? How old were you?

[B]

20. 19.

[A]

So you were seven years ago? Oh, you were 21?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

No, actually, I made a song on my 18th birthday. No, my 19th birthday. And that's how I started rapping.

[A]

What. What was that song?

[B]

It was a slide. It's on YouTube.

[A]

And that. Is that what blew you up or what?

[B]

What blew you up was like, Pound Town blew me up.

[A]

Okay, what are your plans for now? What's your. Your. You have an album coming out this week, right?

[B]

You can do it.

[A]

How many songs are there on it?

[B]

18. That's a lot.

[A]

It's a lot.

[B]

I know, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't even want to do that much, but I got. So I've been holding on because I ain't dropped it in so long. And if she's so far, I had

[A]

to drop comes out When?

[B]

On the 15th, my birthday.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. There's so much happening this week.

[B]

I know, right? And then I got Coachella and stuff.

[A]

And how was that?

[B]

It was so. Well, it was fun now that I'm looking back on it. And then I experienced it, but during it, I was, like, going crazy.

[A]

Crazy how?

[B]

I was, like, stressed out.

[A]

Was that your first time at Coachella?

[B]

That was my first time having my own stage, but I got brought out before just to do one song, but that was you. And then I left, so I didn't.

[A]

There were, like, a billion people watching you. H. There were a billion people watching you this time.

[B]

I know, right?

[A]

Actually, that's an accurate number too. There was so. Look at the. Probably not actually a billion, but there were close to million.

[B]

There were so many thousand.

[A]

There's.

[B]

There's so many. It was like, 100 million people out there. Did I say. I mean, 100,000.

[A]

Yeah, that's exactly. I looked at that, and I was like, oh, my God. That was. And they said that was like. I don't know. The TikTok I saw said it was the most for that stage.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

So many.

[B]

I was shocked too, like. And I was, like, shaking before I got up. It was just nervous.

[A]

Do you got nervous?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I still get nervous every time you go up.

[A]

What are you nervous for? What do you think?

[B]

Like, I get nervous now talking about it, because it's like, I gotta take a deep breath on stage and get in front of all these people.

[A]

Yeah, you're nervous to just do. What do you like. Yeah. What do you do to prepare?

[B]

I smoke and I just, like, be to myself, like, quiet. And they think they be like, what's wrong with you? But for the people that know. They know, like, that's. She's just getting in her zone. Yeah, leave her alone. Just let her be. And I'll just be sitting there. Like, they think I'm mad, and I'm like, I'm okay. I'm there passing me water because they know. Like, is my anxiety kicking in?

[A]

Like I'm just like, you have bad anxiety. Is it just with that or just in general?

[B]

Um, probably just in general.

[A]

I have bottoms.

[B]

I'm shorter. Girl.

[A]

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[B]

Done.

[A]

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[B]

Spotify, yeah.

[A]

Do you have a design you're gonna get on yours?

[B]

Honestly, I don't know. I know I want some charms, but I gotta see what charm you. These are the only charms you got? No, I got more down here. Okay. Period.

[A]

Okay. You pick out your nail designs yourself or you let them kind of.

[B]

I do it myself. You do your own?

[A]

I've never put a design on my nails.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I don't know. Should I I think of it? Well, I don't really go to people who do designs, to be honest.

[B]

Well, I don't think.

[A]

I don't. I don't think we got any charms over here.

[B]

We getting our nails done together, so we might.

[A]

I'm like, I'm gonna switch.

[B]

You might get a charm with me.

[A]

I'm you. You have to come sit over here. Get something and I'm gonna go over there and just let get charms. Get what I do. Like the ones that are like. I've seen people do a lot of charms and I do want to try that at some point.

[B]

Everything else, huh?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Why you didn't try that?

[A]

I'm telling you, I've never gone to somebody who does that.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I.

[B]

You don't care?

[A]

No, because I. I have, but I go to places that don't specialize in it and then I look at them and I'm like, I shouldn't have asked you. Yeah.

[B]

As soon as I go there, if I ask you, like. Yeah. If they say no.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If they don't got it, then I just go to the next spot and let them put the charms or something.

[A]

Maybe when she's done with your eyes,

[B]

she can get a charm or a diamond or something.

[A]

A real one. Do you get real diamonds in your nails?

[B]

Hell no.

[A]

Okay. I've seen people do that.

[B]

They rich as that's you're there.

[A]

I think you are.

[B]

I mean, that diamond gonna get recycled, right?

[A]

Yeah. Take it and put it right.

[B]

Yeah, no, I definitely. I'm keeping them there.

[A]

I. You put it on like a necklace, the nail.

[B]

I'm keeping all them nails. I'm gonna hang them up on the wall or something. Put them on the shirt or something.

[A]

Yeah. You're not letting that go.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Okay. I don't think the people throw it away after.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I think what they do is take the nail back out. Yeah, that's cuz there's out.

[B]

I said like when I get my car, I might put real diamonds on the front of my car.

[A]

That's on your car. Like, you know how that's going to get stolen?

[B]

No. I know I was thinking it, but no, only when you driving. You know how when you turn your car on, the little thing that pop up.

[A]

Oh, inside your car?

[B]

No. You know how like on a Rolls Royce, the thing that come out.

[A]

I actually don't know anything about a Rolls Royce.

[B]

You don't?

[A]

Not one.

[B]

I just learned about them though.

[A]

I have not one idea about a Rolls Royce. I've only been in maybe one. I'm questioning that. Is. Was it one with like the. With like the lights on the top? Do you know if Ari has one? Ari Fletcher.

[B]

I think she got like a Hummer or something.

[A]

Like she has. I swear she had a car that was low and I see where it might have been. One big part at the top and it was like the floor Was like a rug.

[B]

Is that okay? That was definitely that.

[A]

You have that car?

[B]

I want one. Them is expensive.

[A]

They're so expensive.

[B]

They're worth 500? Yeah, 550.

[A]

I feel like that's what they start at.

[B]

They start at three. Well, from what I seen. But if you want like, a used one or something, you can get it for, like, 200 something.

[A]

You want one for your birthday?

[B]

I did, but now I want a Bentley.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

A Bentley spur. You know what that is?

[A]

No, what is that?

[B]

Girl, it's so tight. It's got all red on the inside. It just looks tight. And it got all the bees everywhere. Bees on the wheel, bees on the tire.

[A]

Do you still like the color red now that you've been. That's your favorite color?

[B]

I love it.

[A]

Where'd your name come from?

[B]

When I was in middle school, I used to wear red hair.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then they just started calling you sexy red.

[B]

No, not. I wasn't sexy red.

[A]

You weren't sexy yet. You were just red.

[B]

I wasn't sexy. I was trill red.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Trill red back then.

[A]

And then it.

[B]

And then I was about to rap, so I said, I need a real name. Cause trill is already. That was Webby. He trill fam, and I love Webby. So I'm like, I'm trill red. Then you know when you love somebody, so you put that stuff in front of your name when you young. And then I just went with that nickname. And then I'm like, okay, I'm rapping now, so I need to get a real name. And then me and this boy, before I uploaded my rap video, he was like, what you want to call yourself? And I'm like, we need to do something red. And we just sat there and came.

[A]

It's a good name. It's catchy.

[B]

It matched too perfectly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He was naming stuff, and I'm like, nah, nah. And then he was like, sexy red. And I'm like, that's the word.

[A]

I love that people call you sexy.

[B]

I love that name.

[A]

You're getting complimented all the time.

[B]

It's like it's boosting my ego. That's why I'm like, it was just perfect. It was meant to be, though, because I don't know, like, all the sexy stuff be lining up with me. And I'd be like, I was meant to have it, man.

[A]

How. How old were you when you started calling yourself that?

[B]

19. But actually before that, because I been. Knew I was sexy. I just wasn't rapping, but I Knew.

[A]

I was just.

[B]

Yeah. If you check my throwbacks. Yeah, I was hot.

[A]

Your throwbacks on what?

[B]

On Insta. Well, I took them off Instagram. I could show you my throwback.

[A]

I'm like, I had. I don't have anything. I don't have anything old on Instagram.

[B]

You ain't. What about Facebook? All my throwbacks on Facebook.

[A]

Really? No. I deleted my Facebook.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Because I. I don't know. I was just like, I deleted that. I have a new one that has nothing. I don't have old stuff.

[B]

Facebook. Fun and messy. I love it.

[A]

You use it.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

You know, people make, like, the most money from posting on Facebook.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you post on it?

[B]

Heck, yeah.

[A]

I need to. I don't post on it, but this guy from, like, another country post as pretending to be me.

[B]

And I know he getting paid.

[A]

Yeah. And he won't. I was like, give me that account or delete it. And he was like, for a hundred thousand dollars. And I was like, I'm not giving you $100,000. So to this day, I don't post on Facebook because he just. He does such a good job. Post everything.

[B]

So he really help you promote in a way?

[A]

Yeah, I do wish that. But, like, if I make one. Everybody. Everyone. But he's. He posts crazy stuff.

[B]

Like, maybe you need to put him on your team.

[A]

I'm like, his. His name is like. I forgot what.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's really in another country, and I. He really wants me to give him 100k for it. And he was like, trying to convince me to, like. He's like, let's just work together. I was like, just give me. But he posts everything like he has.

[B]

Y' all should have worked. He on point.

[A]

You're right. I should just hire him.

[B]

You should have hired him.

[A]

I don't think he's going to take it because at this point, he makes 100% of the money. And if I.

[B]

If he can work with a real person, I think he would like that opportunity.

[A]

Maybe I'll ask him. Hey, instead of trying to extra, just

[B]

take a jacket from me. Right? And this is really me. How about we just work together? Cause I see you manage the page.

[A]

Well, I just do it now, Right? You don't manage your own, do you?

[B]

Wait, which page?

[A]

Facebook.

[B]

I got a secret account on there. I be on, and they be like, is this really her?

[A]

You post on it. What do you post on this?

[B]

I be going off on people, like, bitch. And then they be like, this ain't even really you. Okay.

[A]

Guess you'll never know.

[B]

Well, whatever, but at least I took up for myself.

[A]

Do you like, do you read big comments about you?

[B]

Yeah. You said, do I read them? Yeah, I read everything. I go through shares. I'm looking at, you're from your mama. I'm on your granny page.

[A]

That's what I do. Bad for us. Do you get mad?

[B]

Yeah. Well, I don't get mad. I laugh actually. I be laughing sometimes. It'd be actually funny.

[A]

I've like, I posted a video where I was like saying, I mean I was like saying something about like, I was like, you guys are all like stupid. I fucking hate all of you. Like, you're so rude. And I forgot what it was. I was, I was crying in it. It was so dramatic. I forgot what I did. But it was like I posted on TikTok, like crying. Anyway, it made news and then shock text me and he said, he said, do you see Beyonce responding to hate? And I was like, I'm not Beyonce. And he's like, I don't. You do not, do not be posting like that. And I was like, okay, yeah, I know. Because I was like, it really is like silly. So now I'm just like, whatever.

[B]

And I know you'll be looking back at there like, why did I do that?

[A]

Yeah, it's like embarrassing. I'm like, why did I. Like, why did I care? Why did I cry over that? And if I cried, why didn't I do that privately? Not in front of these people. Show them they care. I care now you know. Yeah, what, what comments like really piss you off?

[B]

Honestly, none of them piss me off. Cuz hate comments make me laugh. Like it turn me up. It turn me up. You don't laugh at them. You be really getting mad.

[A]

It depends on it. If it's something that's like, I don't know if it's something I'm like insecure about, it's going to bother me a little bit, right? Like if I'm, if I'm feeling especially ugly and then they call me ugly and now I'm. Now I'm offended. You don't have to say something that

[B]

I was already feeling in my head, right. I mean when it be like that, it just be like, dang. They see they people with our peep. Like, damn.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like if it's an ugly picture and some people oh, this cute. And you like, they post like, say you didn't approve the picture. Yeah. And you like, why the they do this? I know. This ugly.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

And they like, what the. I agree with y'.

[A]

All. I'm horrible. So any, like, I hate getty images. They take the worst pictures.

[B]

Yeti don't give a. Yeti don't give a.

[A]

And then every news thing uses the worst pictures they can find of me anytime. They, like, do any article and stuff. It's like they take the one photo, like, from a drone looking one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where I'm like, there's no way you. You. This is all the only picture you could have found something I posted. You have to use this ugly picture of me where I look.

[B]

They do that on purpose, though.

[A]

Yeah. I'm like, you're just. It's so rude.

[B]

I noticed it.

[A]

Yeah. The ugliest picture where I'm like, not even posing and it's.

[B]

They did that on purposes, girl. I'm telling you.

[A]

I'm like, it's not hard to do. I take horror. I'm not photogenic at all, so.

[B]

Oh, I take some good pictures and I'd be like, so you use this one over that one. Oh, yeah. You definitely had hater. You hating on me? Yep.

[A]

Are you excited to be 28?

[B]

Yeah. I like getting grown.

[A]

You do?

[B]

Because it's like, I rather get old than not get old, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I want to get old.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

I want to get old. I don't want to.

[A]

I don't. I don't want to die. That's a fear.

[B]

Like, I love being young, and I say that, but I don't want to die young. I'm getting old, baby. I want to get old. I don't get. I want to. Call me old.

[A]

Yeah. I want to get.

[B]

Call me obese.

[A]

I feel like that's the difference of being, like, getting into your 30s is like, okay, I want to keep aging. I don't want to, like, stop.

[B]

It's like, now you don't even give a. About being old. I don't care. Yes, I am old.

[A]

I'm afraid of dying. Are you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I think every day a lot.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Because we got kids, too.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I'm. I'm so scared of. I feel like my kids obviously need me, and I'm so afraid. Especially I feel like both of us have to travel kind of a bit.

[B]

Oh, my God. Let's not even talk about it, because I already be having these. These scary thoughts in my brain all the time.

[A]

I have to tell myself that, like, it's like, you're fine and this is just your anxiety, but all the time, because I just Stress about everything.

[B]

People have been doing this a long time before. I know.

[A]

And I'm like, people are flying. Oh, my God, it burns so bad. And I'm like, people fly every day. Like, why is it gonna happen to me? It's not. Yeah, we. Statistically, we're fine. We're good. And it's not.

[B]

But today's news is.

[A]

What happened today. Oh, you meant just like in today, I was into something new. Oh, it's so scary. Especially when you see, like, plane crash, plane, crash, plane. I'm like. And I'm about to get on a plane. I'm like, okay.

[B]

And these are life.

[A]

I'm like, really? I'm like, this isn't well. But then I tell myself that, like, there's flight attendants who fly 100 times a day, and they are not scared. So why am I scared?

[B]

These flight attendants brave this thing.

[A]

They're so brave. I'm like.

[B]

I'd be like, y' all is tight.

[A]

Yeah, this.

[B]

Every day with them, I.

[A]

That's. That's too much flying for me.

[B]

Right? Every day in the air, every day in the earth.

[A]

Well, I get more afraid when I fly without my kids. When I fly with them, I'm like, we're together. But if I fly alone, I'm like, oh, no, I'm not.

[B]

I just pray the whole time, oh, please let me make it home to my kids. Please.

[A]

I know. I'm like, God, please, not this flight. I cannot. I ought to make it home for this long.

[B]

Yeah, we gotta get help, baby.

[A]

I hate having. Have you ever taken anything for anxiety? What? Have you taken,

[B]

Like. What you mean, anxiety? Like, to make you calm down and chill?

[A]

Yeah. Like, I've taken drugs to like. Like. It's called Zoloft. It's like an anxiety medication to help my anxiety.

[B]

And it make you get, like, calm down.

[A]

It helps your anxiety, but it also, like, you don't feel as. I don't know, kind of like. What does it do? It works by, like, increasing the serotonin in your brain a bit. Why? I don't know, actually. What does. How does it fix? That's how you get. Cure depression, not anxiety. I don't know how it works. It does work. Like, I noticed when I was on it. I'm not on it anymore, but when I was on it, I wouldn't have road rage. I was like, what is this? Cuz I. I didn't care in the car. I wasn't in a rush. I was just, like, driving.

[B]

Cool. Yeah.

[A]

Do you have road rage?

[B]

Yeah. When I'm driving.

[A]

Yeah. I have road rage when other people are driving, I'm like, go fast. What do you. I hate a slow driver. Like, get.

[B]

Like, you could have made that light. What are you doing?

[A]

I know. That's a fight I have with my boyfriend every day of. You could have made that light. Like, if it's yellow, you're still supposed to be going. You don't go stop until it's red.

[B]

Like, yeah. Or I be like, you need to slow this car down. I gotta make to my kids. What are you doing? Or you drive too slow. Like, what's going on? Push it. Speed it up a little. We got somewhere to be.

[A]

Yeah, I'm either. I'm never happy. Never happy. You go too slow, I'm mad. You go too fast, I'm mad.

[B]

No pleasing me.

[A]

No, there's no pleasing me with a lot of things. How are your nails looking? Good?

[B]

I'm thinking, should I get them shorter or should I leave them this long?

[A]

I have no idea. What do you want?

[B]

I want long, but I'm trying to see. Should I leave this long?

[A]

Is it comfortable to have them super long?

[B]

No, it's not.

[A]

Because when mine are even slightly longer, yeah, I lose it. I don't like the feeling of nails on me.

[B]

And, you know, we got kids and we still be having trouble. Even the car seat boogers out. Do her.

[A]

You know, all that. All that fun mom stuff. And getting them out of their car seat is so hard. When my nails are too long.

[B]

Strapping them. I ain't got time.

[A]

No. You said your kids are how old?

[B]

Five and two. I was gonna say three. Like your kids. I was gonna steal their age.

[A]

Oh, no. Oh, whole hand. Okay. Oh, my God.

[B]

Did you pick your red?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, it's so hot, girl.

[B]

Really?

[A]

You are burning me. I picked like a kind of like a Ferrari red color.

[B]

Oh, that's my favorite. The bright red Ferrari.

[A]

I love to have my nails red. I wonder if our coffee is here. I can't check.

[B]

Oh, you got us a coffee.

[A]

Yes. That's when I've discovered you like black coffee with cream and sugar, which I. I put a request, and I hope they give you cream and sugar on the side. I don't know if.

[B]

I mean, I drink, like, cappuccino stuff, too. Well, I'm thinking.

[A]

No one said.

[B]

I'm thinking you're just asking me that.

[A]

Oh, you thought it was, like, me making it in my house.

[B]

I thought you just asked me, like.

[A]

No, I was asking.

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

No, I Was asking because I was ordering you coffee. You might just be drinking black coffee right now.

[B]

Is it sweet, though? Your latte.

[A]

Mine? The one I would drink. Yeah. I'm getting matcha right now. You don't like you.

[B]

I never had matcha.

[A]

You have to try it. Matcha's.

[B]

I think I did have matcha one time, and it was like, grassy.

[A]

It's grassy.

[B]

That's what it is. Grass.

[A]

Yeah, it's green grass.

[B]

That's what it is. Matcha.

[A]

But low key. Might be a piece of grass.

[B]

It's like starchy or something. Like starchy.

[A]

Okay. Not starchy.

[B]

Yeah, a little. Maybe I might have to take.

[A]

Oh, did they put. Did they put cream and sugar on the side? Oh, I see sugar in your hands. Oh, look at that. Wait, do you like whole milk? I don't know what you get. Yeah, that's great that you're not lactose intolerant, is you? Yeah. I don't know. I'm so jealous of you.

[B]

Dang.

[A]

I don't know if this place is even good that I ordered from because it was the only place I could

[B]

get with the milk.

[A]

With your milk on the side, girl, if.

[B]

If I knew that, I would have

[A]

just said I. I had. Yeah, I should have. I was like, okay.

[B]

But she was trying to be nice and get.

[A]

I was trying to get you what you wanted.

[B]

So I drink coffee. Like, if I'm at somebody office. And where y' all coffee at? Like, let me make me.

[A]

I do love coffee, but I'm on a matcha kick right now.

[B]

I'm gonna have to try it.

[A]

I go in and out. Well, I'll tell you if you should try it because it might be disgusting. I could make you matcha if my. Really done. Never.

[B]

You know how to make matcha?

[A]

Not good. But I could make it for you.

[B]

I want some Dubai chocolate.

[A]

You know, you want me to order that? There's a good place right here.

[B]

I won't. I just want to taste the inside. I don't even like chocolate. I just want.

[A]

No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna order.

[B]

Is that matcha?

[A]

No.

[B]

You sure?

[A]

It's pistachio and something. It's so good. Have you. There's a place I'm actually crunch stuff on the inside. That's called keep fur.

[B]

And with the pistachio stuff, I'm gonna

[A]

order you that because we're gonna be here for at least five more hours. So let me. Let me order this.

[B]

You said five. Wow. Probably nails.

[A]

You know how long it takes a While. Okay, let me. I'm gonna order you the best. Do you like. Okay, there's options for this.

[B]

I want a lot of the stuff. I don't like chocolate. They don't got white chocolate, do they?

[A]

No, but it's not. It's green chocolate. I don't know what that is.

[B]

Yes, look, the stuff on the inside.

[A]

Oh, you're right. The outside I don't like. Okay. Do you like strawberries?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. You don't like chocolate though.

[B]

This is gonna make it hard.

[A]

You really don't.

[B]

I just only wanna try the stuff on the inside. I had it before and it was good. And I was like, what if what

[A]

I call my sister and I send her, cuz she'll know what's calling her. Hello, Ground speaker. Can you come over please? Fine, I just need a favor. Come over, baby. Get over here. Okay, bye. I don't know why she never says yes right off the bat, but she always does it. So it's like, why not just start

[B]

off, Come on, right?

[A]

She makes me like beg her.

[B]

How old is your sister?

[A]

She's 25.

[B]

Oh, she young.

[A]

Do you have something? You said, are you close to your sibling?

[B]

Yes, I am.

[A]

You have a sister?

[B]

I got. Yeah, my mama got, you know. I said my mom got three kids.

[A]

Okay. And there's girls there?

[B]

All girls.

[A]

All girls. You're one of the three?

[B]

Yep. I'm the middle.

[A]

You're the middle child?

[B]

The best. How many?

[A]

I'm the second youngest, so I'm kind of in the middle.

[B]

No, you're the baby. You're the second young.

[A]

You know, I was, I was raised as the oldest though because my older sister's seven years older than me. Me. So like she wasn't in the same house. She lived with her dad and I lived with my dad and my mom. So she. Yeah, we were in different houses.

[B]

Dang. She live. Her daddy, she's like, do you need help? At first I did.

[A]

I said, okay, you're good now. Like I could help you with my one hand, right?

[B]

We both got one.

[A]

Is this good? You could. You could get something else.

[B]

I'm. I like coffee.

[A]

I can get you a latte.

[B]

This is the latte now.

[A]

Okay, now you've made it one. You like hot coffee though?

[B]

Yeah, it ain't hot. It ain't hot cuz. I guess cuz it's late.

[A]

We can put it in the microwave. Yeah, I don't like lukewarm coffee though.

[B]

Me either. It's really cold.

[A]

That's disgusting.

[B]

The milk was Cold, too. So it made it cold.

[A]

Yeah, you're making it icy.

[B]

You got some sugar?

[A]

Wait, they gave. Do you need more than that? Yeah, Austin, it's right behind there, behind the guy in the green shirt.

[B]

That's Cam. That's my cameraman.

[A]

Oh, and his name is Cam. Love that. I'm. I'm something. You're finding a lot of pasta. So now. Yeah, I think it's right there.

[B]

What you is.

[A]

I'm half. Yeah, it's good. That's perfect.

[B]

You have.

[A]

I'm like half Mexican, half white. I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. My mom is Mexican. My dad is just white. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I've seen all their pots.

[A]

So I'm like, oh, you thought I was Italian because I had pasta that's powdered sugar. So there's. Yeah, maybe you want brown sugar, but. Oh, no.

[B]

Really, Cam?

[A]

Oh, we have it. We have it. Yes.

[B]

Thank you. I do want them strawberry things. Let's get them.

[A]

Oh, there she is.

[B]

Hey, sister.

[A]

Hi, Lexi. Welcome. Yeah, Bobby, what are you gonna ask? Okay, I'm gonna ask a question. Can you get us Dubai chocolate? Can you just call, though? I'm gonna order it. And can you call and tell them she doesn't want chocolate on hers? I'm going to get the Dubai strawberry. But she doesn't want chocolate on it. She just wants everything else. The green stuff. Yeah. How do I make that happen? Cuz you can't put a thing in here. Well, I was going to say if you wanted to, but if you don't want to. Well, how far is it?

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Okay. Yes. That's what she.

[B]

So nice, sister.

[A]

Thank you so much. What do I want? Lexi, you forgot to wait. What do I want? Yeah, I'll take a chocolate coverage. No, One time I got really high, though, and I ordered, like, their whole menu. And she came in and I was just on the bench. They have pancakes with Dubai chocolate, You know, crepes. I sat there just, like, by myself in my room, just eating crepes of. It was so good. It was the best. I don't know if it was because I was high, but I thought it was the best thing I've ever tasted. I was like, sitting there like, this is delicious.

[B]

That sounds good, though.

[A]

It was so good.

[B]

You gonna have me try it?

[A]

There we go. I know. I don't like any other type of coffee creamer. I just like the. The regular.

[B]

You got this girl regular coffee, mate.

[A]

When I used to live with my grandma, she would every morning before I would go to work, to my nanny's job. She would wake up and she would make us coffee with that creamer. And I would make her an egg and toast. And now I like that coffee. Just. I'll never, ever stop having it. I don't care what plastics are in it or anything. I just. I love it.

[B]

You want to know how I started drinking coffee?

[A]

How?

[B]

When I was little, my daddy, his sister, my auntie, we used to go over her house and she used to drink coffee early in the morning. And I used to wake up with her like, like real early. And I was just. How old were you? I was a kid, probably like. Like really young, like 5 6. And I used like, what's that? And she's like, coffee. And I. I liked it. And she used to just start making me a cup.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

When you were little, I look at. But she used to be like, you ain't gonna grow because she was short a little bit. And she was saying, like, coffee don't make you grow. So she was like, you.

[A]

You're tall, aren't you? I'm like, acting like that's a real statistic thing with facts, that it doesn't make you grow. I'm 5 6, so we're like the same. I think I might be 5 5. I think I'm shrinking. I used to be 5 6, though. Now I think I'm like 5 5.

[B]

Who knows with these measurements?

[A]

Do you? What's your ideal height in a guy?

[B]

I like tall boys. He gotta be super tall.

[A]

What's super tall to you? Like six seven, six, eight, seven.

[B]

I don't think I ever.

[A]

If my daughter were here, she would have lost it.

[B]

Right?

[A]

My son be my daughter's school bandit.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That's happening all. Yeah. Like, you can't. Like, she's always like. She just thinks it's so funny. And she like, 67. I'm like, you're old. You're five. Like, it's crazy. She's already like. She knows trends, but.

[B]

Right. My son, they be on it on crazy.

[A]

Wait, you said your son's 5? Is he in kindergarten?

[B]

He's our daughter.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When?

[A]

She started last year. So she's gonna be six, though? No, at five.

[B]

He just.

[A]

He just turned five, so he's a year. Okay. My kids are in June, so that's

[B]

early in the year.

[A]

Yeah. So they're both like. My youngest is starting preschool in August and my oldest is starting first grade. I'm not a first grader. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

So you're gonna be sending your kids to school. Both of them.

[A]

That's my. Yeah, they're both starting in August. I'll have two kids that are in school.

[B]

Wow, look at you.

[A]

It's going to be a nice break during the day.

[B]

That's what's up.

[A]

Well right now my oldest is in school but my youngest is just with me all day so.

[B]

Right. That's what's up. Cuz now you're going to be able to say my kids in school.

[A]

Like I can do something, I can do whatever.

[B]

I can do whatever. They both in school right now. That's what's up. I can't wait to say that.

[A]

It's really great. But that's what scares me about having more kids. You restart.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[A]

School.

[B]

Because I'm like do I want to sit there and feed the crying baby through the night and wake up?

[A]

That's hard.

[B]

It is.

[A]

You do it and then let me know and then maybe I'll. Let's just do it at the same

[B]

time right at this point. So look Suki doing it. I'm gonna have another baby.

[A]

Do you believe she's about to have.

[B]

I can't believe it because Suki like kids.

[A]

She's.

[B]

She's been on it.

[A]

She's just, she's motherly. She's very.

[B]

She is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he been wanting more kids so I can definitely see this.

[A]

I want to just like steal her baby from her. I love a person with a baby by me. I'm like you're never going to hold

[B]

your own baby with a newborn. Oh a newborn is it just make me think about my kids.

[A]

I know. Then I'm like I'm going to have to have another being around Suki like I cannot be around her and like feel. I was like feeling the baby in her stomach and I was like this makes me want one so bad.

[B]

Just want to feel emotion.

[A]

Don't you love having this baby in your stomach?

[B]

It's fun but was your pregnancies hard?

[A]

Any of them? My first one I was like it was really easy. I just got so much acne. I was literally the ugliest. Like my skin was horrible. Same girl really. I'm scared to get pregnant again cuz I'm like what if that happens?

[B]

Why did it happen with your first one?

[A]

Yeah, my second didn't break up. My first was like my first my skin was there was not even like my skin was just broken out. It was so horrible. I felt disgusting. And then my second One. But I threw up so much for my second pregnancy. And then when you're pregnant with your second kid, you're still taking care of your first kid, which is brutal because you're. You don't get to sleep, you don't get to like relax.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you have easy ones?

[B]

No, the first one was easy, but like you said, I broke out real bad. I had acne. I got. I had black marks. Like I was like looking to me bad. I looked like I needed to go to the. I went to the doctor after that though, and I got on Accutane.

[A]

Did you? I did when I was 16. For real? Yeah.

[B]

I had two after the baby because it was really. Yeah, I was looking crazy. My eyesight got real bad. It got worse.

[A]

That happened so bad.

[B]

It was already pregnancy.

[A]

Okay. I have good eyesight and when I was pregnant I was like, what is going on?

[B]

Yeah, you can.

[A]

I didn't even know that was a symptom of pregnancy.

[B]

Mine's got worse after the pregnancy.

[A]

You wear glasses in real life? You have to. Yeah.

[B]

I can't see mine.

[A]

Do you have contacts on right now? Are those prescriptions okay?

[B]

No, these is just regular. I ain't got no. I don't wear contact.

[A]

So you just can't see right now.

[B]

Swap them out. I can see, but like I'm not driving, so I'm good.

[A]

Oh, you can't drive.

[B]

I can, but not without. I can't see the street signs. I'm not gonna be able. I can't see the sign. I don't know what it's say.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That's it. But I'm. I'm good at driving though. But I can't, I can't.

[A]

You can't see the sentence?

[B]

Can't see. Cuz it be far too. It's like I gotta be up close on it to see.

[A]

Yeah. I have great eyesight. Not to rub it in.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

It's pretty good. It's 2020 still somehow for real. Yeah.

[B]

It's annoying not having good eyesight cuz it's like irritating.

[A]

It's like I wanted to have really irritating. I wanted to have bad eyesight as a child also. I thought it was like cool to have glasses.

[B]

I didn't. I thought it was lame.

[A]

Did you? Because you had to wear them. Yeah. But I didn't. And I was like so jealous of the kids with them. Yeah. So I went to the eye doctor and my mom took me to Walmart and I lied my ass off trying to get a prescription And I got one. I felt. So I came to school the next day and everyone's like, oh my God, Bobby needs glasses. And I was like, yeah. And like, little did they know, they had no prescription. Oh wait, they had like the tiniest prescription that I finally convinced the doctor to give me like the world's smallest. But I did not need that.

[B]

I can't see. Trying to act like you can't read the line.

[A]

Oh yeah. I was like, well, I don't know what that says, but I know we'd be lying. Oh, I wanted them so. But I wanted just like, you know, I loved attention. So anything that could give me attention. I was like, when I broke my arms, I was like, yeah, sucks for me. I loved, I loved an excuse to have attention.

[B]

That's my kids ones.

[A]

They are, kids are so. They love. My daughter had a paper cut and she was like. I told the kids at class I have a paper cut. And I was like, you're just like me. Oh, we're the same.

[B]

I remember my son, we was just all sitting there just talking. He was like, my daddy in jail,

[A]

he told, he told random people that.

[B]

We were just sitting there just. He's like, my daddy in jail trying to start a conversation. Okay, good.

[A]

Good for you. They do spill everything. You have no secrets when you have kids.

[B]

I know none because I was talking to his granny and she was like, yeah, he already told me that. And I'm like, so you just over there running your chest?

[A]

No, they do my daughter.

[B]

And it was like, why you really going over there telling him this?

[A]

Yeah, well, since me and my kid's dad aren't together, they like, there's no secrets in my house. Cuz they'll go straight to him, tell him everything I know. Everything that happens in his house, they know everything.

[B]

So.

[A]

Oh yeah. Cuz I'm like, if you tell me everything, I just know. You go over there and you're like this, this and this. And I'm like, you, I can't do anything here. I'm like always have to be like so careful. I'm like, you guys are going to go gossip without me.

[B]

It's just, I'm the same with my kids. I know not to say too much or do too much for my son, but I'm not gonna do that anyway, being a mama. But yeah, I know. Really?

[A]

But they'll say what not to say

[B]

because you gonna, you, you're gonna go tell somebody this and I can't. You can't notice.

[A]

I can't even like, fight with my sister in peace. Like, nothing. They're gonna go tell their daughter that didn't happen. Or if you, like, if you. If I, like, raise my voice at my doctor daughter, I know their dad's gonna find out. So I'm like, I have to be so careful of just even how I parent, because I'm like, I know your dad's gonna find out, right?

[B]

Or you on the phone talk to your boo, and you're not even doing too much.

[A]

Oh, she told you.

[B]

But they definitely gonna go back and tell, like, yeah, she was on the phone with somebody.

[A]

I know, I know. They will really they. Whenever they can. My daughter, we went to her school for. They had us, her preschool, do this thing where we drew portraits of, like, it was for Mother's Day. So, like, you draw a portrait of your kid, they draw a portrait of you, and it's like. Then you reveal the picture at the end. Mine had so much acne on its face. I was like, there is no way you drew this. She turned it around, and it's just like, the zittiest thing you could imagine with, like, crazy. I know. And every day she talks about like, mommy, you don't have any that many zits today. And I'm like, wow, you really just keep track of it. And she's like, oh, Mommy, there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. They both. Every day, I get told how much acne I have by my kids. They'll say, hi, my name is Bobby Altoff, and I have a lot of zits. And I'm like, why did you say that? What made you say that? Yeah, they roast me.

[B]

It's a video that went viral of my son. I was just sitting there eating, and then he came over there all the way from across the room and said, this balloon look like your face? I said, how? He said, it got. He got all wrenches on. Oh, wow. And then I put the ball. Now I said, come here, come here. I was eating. I said, wait, what you just said? He said. I said, where the. Where the balloon look like me? And he was like, right there. I was like, where did he start going like this?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And then just kept going. I was like, really? You know what video I'm talking about?

[A]

Plus your five year old.

[B]

Yes. I'm like, my face not even that bad. But he really sitting there talking about why you got so many bumps on your face.

[A]

There was like a time a year ago where I had clear skin for like, it was like two weeks, but they were like, we should have a party. Mommy, your skin's clear. And I was like, oh, my God. I should have never told them I like when I got started breaking out because now they like, keep track of my skin.

[B]

She is too smart.

[A]

They are. I also have to be careful of like, you know, like giving them body problems. So like, I try not to like, insult myself ever in front of them because I'm like, you guys, really? They listen to everything.

[B]

Yeah, kids, more like.

[A]

I don't want to say anything that's gonna like, stick with them or how I talk about other people around them. I'm like. I'm like, very careful because my mom used to be like, the worst. She would say so much about everyone and I just like. She's like, that girl looks crazy. That girl this. And I'm like, no. Like, I know what my kids are.

[B]

It's funny, but do you let your kids. I don't do that either though, because I don't want them to think it's okay to talk about. So I don't talk. I don't do that.

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

I don't make fun of people in front of. I don't even do that. Cuz I feel low. Like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I catch myself doing it and I be like, I'm sorry, God forgive me. I ain't mean to say that. I swear to God, I ain't mean.

[A]

Do you let your kids cuss? Or your oldest, does he cuss at all?

[B]

If it's. Sometimes I'll let him cuss. Like, I be like. Like he'll tell me somebody was messing with him. And we practice how to handle it next. And I be like, do this, Say, oh my God. And then I'd be like, now, now the practice with me. And he'd be scared. I'd be like, you can curse, you don't gotta be scared. I say, I'm telling you, next time they mess with you, this is what you do.

[A]

My daughter is not scared of cussing. She. I told her someone was bothering me. Like I was like having an issue with somebody. She's like, she's a stupid, isn't she? And I said, oh, my God, you can't say that. And she's like, mommy, you say that about people? And I said, oh, my God. She copies everything I say.

[B]

I can see this stupid.

[A]

That's her favorite thing to say. If I should be like, I'd be like, oh, my God, this thing's not working. It's a stupid, isn't it?

[B]

And I'm like, because she know this online. Yeah.

[A]

She just knows it's a stupid. And I'm like, okay.

[B]

My kids know me too.

[A]

It's so. I'm my youngest. Started saying it now, too, and it's. I think it's adorable. She's three. She's like, stupid.

[B]

When I think about your habit, I love it.

[A]

I'm like, you're. I'm like, I wonder what their dad thinks when they run a mini Me. I know. They're like, oh, boy. They go over to his house and he's like. They're just like, daddy, isn't this a stupid. Okay.

[B]

He like, yeah, mama, let me out say this. I know he probably don't like that.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure he doesn't.

[B]

A week. You have two girls.

[A]

I do.

[B]

Dang.

[A]

I'm not like double trouble, so it's going to be fun.

[B]

That's stressful.

[A]

It's very. But boys are more stressful, I feel like.

[B]

I think both is. But, like, I think boys are harder

[A]

now and then easier later. Is your.

[B]

I think both hard?

[A]

Really?

[B]

Both? I ain't gonna think it.

[A]

Both. They have. Okay. I feel like boys have more energy, though.

[B]

They do. But my daughter is like, too, though, because girls. Yeah, boys don't help. They got energy jump off, but they

[A]

don't want to help. Yeah.

[B]

Girls is like, mom, you want me to help you sweep or, like, wipe off?

[A]

I know. My kids love to help.

[B]

They want to do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You like animals? Yeah.

[A]

Like. Like touching them or like playing with them?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no. Like, I'm afar. I like to. Yeah. Like, I'm afraid of them.

[B]

I ain't scared, but I just think they not dirty, but it's like, I don't want to touch my face as I just touch on these dogs. Yeah, but I like dogs. I love animals.

[A]

Are you scared of dogs?

[B]

Some dogs.

[A]

I'm so. I'm so afraid of big dogs, but I love animals.

[B]

I'm an animal lover.

[A]

Are you?

[B]

I'm. I think animals over humans.

[A]

You think they're humans, do you?

[B]

I pick animals over.

[A]

Oh, you pick them over humans?

[B]

I like, if I see an animal getting abused, I would look at that person different and say, I don't like.

[A]

But if you see a human getting abused, what do you.

[B]

It's wrong, but it's like, this is an animal.

[A]

This is an animal.

[B]

So this is where humans is wrong. Abusing humans for. For sure. But an animal, though, like, why are you doing that? It's this animal.

[A]

I know. Did you see that tick Tock recently of the guy chasing the. This like teenage boy is chasing these two dogs with a little gel pellet gun and hitting them. Yeah. And they're like hiding. It was so sad. The dogs are like hiding underneath the car and everything. I was like, oh my God, how could you do that? I hope they like kill those boys. Yeah.

[B]

Something gonna happen to him.

[A]

Something needs to happen.

[B]

God gonna get him.

[A]

He needs to get. I. If you can abuse an animal though, like, that's pretty low.

[B]

That means you doing other stuff though.

[A]

Yeah. You're not. You're not a good person. Are you doing your color yet? No. What color did you say you're going to do? Red.

[B]

I'm thinking about it cuz now I was going to do red with short cuz I think that's sexy. But red and long is like, it a. It's hoish and it's like kind of. I don't know.

[A]

Red and short is sexy. Red and long is hoish.

[B]

It is though.

[A]

Good to know. Good thing I'm getting red and short.

[B]

Yeah, that's sexy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But if you were that long, I was like, she a hoe.

[A]

Okay. That's. I will never get red long.

[B]

Okay. You can ain't go wrong with it.

[A]

Okay. But I. Yeah, it just would have

[B]

told me something about you.

[A]

It would have. What, what length is hoe? What link do you get into being?

[B]

I don't know because they be calling me a hoe and I'm like, I'm not a hoe. I don't even do nothing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To me a hoe is like everybody. Yeah, that's a hoe. I don't fuck nobody and they still call me a ho.

[A]

I feel like everyone, I don't know,

[B]

they don't even know who I'm. And I'm a hoe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I got called a hoe on the regular. So it's okay. We're both there. Which is why. Because they think just. Just like you. I don't know, they just assume. They think I can't be in the room with like a man and just not.

[B]

Yeah. On me. I've seen in your comments.

[A]

They like, yeah, every single. I'm like, do you think that just. I'm just not.

[B]

No, I don't think that.

[A]

It's. It's crazy because I got a lot

[B]

of homeboys and they. They might see that as being a hoe, but to me, I'm just chilling.

[A]

I have guy friends and I feel like people are just like, oh, yeah, she her. I'm like, why do you think I do you think I'm just like. I don't know. Also, I feel like, for the most part, women just aren't hoes. Like, men are. Men are hoes.

[B]

They think just.

[A]

They want.

[B]

We want to be like men.

[A]

The men I know will like a new girl. Every weak. At least. I don't know women that do that.

[B]

I'd be like, so you're trying to say I don't have standards?

[A]

No, they don't think so.

[B]

Because, baby, he. When people be thinking I didn't put somebody, I'd be getting offended because, like, you thought he. You thought I let him touch me. Yeah, y' all crazy. Whatever.

[A]

Do they think you just. Anybody.

[B]

They think I'm just giving it out. Yeah, same giving it out.

[A]

And we both are, apparently.

[B]

To everybody. I take a picture with anybody.

[A]

She fucked everyone. Everyone in this room right now.

[B]

Yeah, I fuck them.

[A]

All of us. Both of us did.

[B]

We probably each other.

[A]

We did because we sitting here together. We did.

[B]

They're gonna say.

[A]

We're gonna. And, yeah, the nail tech. Every. Everybody. No one's safe around us. We just.

[B]

Nobody. Right. The nails.

[A]

We're just.

[B]

We just.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, we. Everybody.

[A]

It's okay. We're just gonna say it. What are they gonna say then? What are they gonna say?

[B]

Right. Okay, now if I start to say, yep, I did what? Okay, next.

[A]

How are your nails turning out?

[B]

They. I like my nails. I like this shape.

[A]

It's cute.

[B]

Yeah, I like these. How your nails are.

[A]

They're good. I. I'm not gonna lie. They're way shorter than I was hoping, but I like them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think, like, when they go too short, it's not like you can tell them to put it back.

[B]

So I'm like, oh, but that's cute in class.

[A]

No, it's cute.

[B]

I feel like they match our personalities, but yours match your outfit. Yeah, and mine match my outfit.

[A]

Minor.

[B]

That's cute. Let me see. Oh, I love that red. That is pretty.

[A]

I do like that.

[B]

Do I see some colors? Oh, these the colors right here. Girl, don't pick out your nails. Hell, no.

[A]

Let me.

[B]

No.

[A]

These are going to be your birthday nails.

[B]

I know.

[A]

It's a big decision.

[B]

I was thinking green or something. Green, green or a pretty pink? Like, I was thinking like this.

[A]

Well, your toes are pink right now.

[B]

I'm getting those changed.

[A]

Okay. What are you changing them to? Oh, to match your nails.

[B]

But I like green. Cause money.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And it's my birthday, so it's like.

[A]

So you're gonna make.

[B]

Okay. I see money.

[A]

Well, you know. Yeah. Okay, then I pick green.

[B]

Okay, well, she said green. I might go with green. Y' all know pink? You don't think I should do pink?

[A]

No, I like pink too.

[B]

So what should I do?

[A]

Oh, God. Well, you said you want money.

[B]

I do.

[A]

Colors.

[B]

Should I. Okay, so I'm gonna do pink. And can you do me some dollar signs? Green dollar signs on each nail. Can you do that? Yeah.

[A]

That's cute.

[B]

Yeah. See? See how we make that work?

[A]

Yeah, It'll match your ring.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. I got a dollar sign tattoo.

[A]

You do?

[B]

Oh, this is so old.

[A]

I'm getting all of my dollar signs. Diamond dollar sign.

[B]

But I want to do the green under it. Okay. Or green glitter. I seen you had the green glitter. Some glitter.

[A]

I'm. That's okay with me.

[B]

Me. See, now what you going to do? A charm or. No, a design?

[A]

Well, I feel like. No, mine are kind of short. I don't know if I.

[B]

A diamond.

[A]

What type of diamond would look good on the shortest of old nails?

[B]

You could definitely put a diamond on it.

[A]

Would you put one on it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I could see a diamond going on there. I'm going tell you where.

[A]

Show me which one.

[B]

You can either put them right at the bottom, right there on every nail, or a specific nail, like your marriage finger or something. Your middle finger.

[A]

I've got it.

[B]

Or the finger you play with your coochie with.

[A]

Like, oh, my God.

[B]

What fingers you use.

[A]

I don't do that. It's crazy.

[B]

Oh, you don't got to do that. Cuz you got a man. So. Lucky you.

[A]

Oh, lucky me.

[B]

Lucky you.

[A]

Lucky. Lucky me.

[B]

Lucky, Lucky you. You get it every. When you want it

[A]

one day. Well, you'll have a boyfriend soon, cuz I'm going to find you one.

[B]

Not soon. How. How you going to say soon? It's just going to come to me.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm going to bring him to you.

[B]

Oh. Who? You know, what's your type? I don't. I ain't got no type.

[A]

Anybody?

[B]

I don't got no type.

[A]

But he can't be like my cameraman, seeming single.

[B]

Which one came? Which camera?

[A]

With the cactus on his shirt? Yeah.

[B]

Is that your Austin?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You like? I never dated outside my race, though.

[A]

You've never dated outside of your race?

[B]

Never. Like, all I knew was, like, in St. Louis, we just know black people.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Not even. No. Like, Haitian or like, we don't know different races.

[A]

You're hooked up with someone outside of your race.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. What did you think?

[B]

Haitian. It was a Haitian. Oh, it was great.

[A]

Have you ever hooked up with a white guy?

[B]

No. Really?

[A]

I'll find you one.

[B]

I would do that. How you gonna find one? I don't even know.

[A]

I found my sister a boyfriend.

[B]

Okay, all right. I'm gonna let you do you.

[A]

I'm gonna find you one. All right.

[B]

Let's play matchmaker and. Okay, maybe the next time we link up, it could be you match me with somebody and I can see if me and him.

[A]

I'll find like five different guys and you can just tell me if you think. Send them home if you hate them. I think I could find you. Let me think. Let me think of a celebrity that I.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That I would think that you would be cute with or that I think is cute and is white because you want. We're going to. You want to try and.

[B]

I can't date nobody that's not a celebrity cuz they not going to understand my life. I already tried.

[A]

I'm trying to think of a not married celebrity.

[B]

Oh, God. They are secretly married.

[A]

What about like they all got. Yeah, well, that's one thing, but they might not have wives and that's what we need.

[B]

They so do, but they be like hiding them.

[A]

Yeah, well, what about like Crim Chris Hems Worth? Is that your type?

[B]

Who is that?

[A]

Okay, let me think of somebody else.

[B]

Just send me some pictures, girl. Put me on.

[A]

I need to think of one right now. So you can get.

[B]

I told you, I only know black people put me on. Preferably maybe a little young. I never dated nobody older than me.

[A]

No one older than you.

[B]

Not that much older than you. Like, how have you dated somebody older than you?

[A]

I was married to someone 10 years older than me.

[B]

You was married before?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow. You crazy.

[A]

I had a whole other life.

[B]

Girl, you is crazy. You was crazy.

[A]

I was. I was.

[B]

You lived your life like by.

[A]

By the.

[B]

She lived her full life already.

[A]

I was 21. I was married.

[B]

You was in love?

[A]

I was 21 to like 25 almost that I was married.

[B]

For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's a long time though.

[A]

Yeah, I was a. But now my boyfriend, my current boyfriend's

[B]

younger than me, so that's cool.

[A]

He's 21 and a half years younger than me. I don't know what 21 and a half years younger than 21.

[B]

I say he's 21.

[A]

And McKees. No, no. What. What's the youngest you would Date

[B]

to me. Like, all that. 21. Like, all that's young.

[A]

Oh, Jacob Alerti. You should date him.

[B]

Who is that?

[A]

You've seen Euphoria? Yep.

[B]

He's the tall. Yes, I have. I love it. But let's talk about this off camera. The boys. But yes. Yep. Yep. Put me on, girl.

[A]

Okay. I'm gonna find you your soulmate. I found my sister one on Instagram. I put a story up that was like. I was like, I'm trying to find my sister a boyfriend. And a bunch of guys replied, and I was like, this is him. And they've.

[B]

You won how long they've been together?

[A]

It's been two months.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Since they've met. And. Yeah, they've been like. They talk every day.

[B]

She found her new little boo.

[A]

I. I found it on Instagram. I'm a professional. I'll just know.

[B]

It'd be fun to have a boo.

[A]

Do you want someone with kids or without?

[B]

Without, probably.

[A]

Yeah. That's what.

[B]

Because I don't want to have to deal with a. Like, he's still talking to his baby mama or like, they still. And stuff.

[A]

Do you talk to your kid's dad?

[B]

No, we talk, but not like.

[A]

Not like that.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah, same. Same here.

[B]

That's my brother.

[A]

He's your brother?

[B]

I look at him like a brother now.

[A]

He's not your actual brother?

[B]

No.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

I don't like him like that. That's my brother. That's gang. Hey, look at your baby, D. Yeah, Like, I.

[A]

Like, I. We're just like. We share kids.

[B]

Like, you don't even like him no more at all.

[A]

Not like that. No.

[B]

Like, if he didn't mess with me, I'm like, wait. Like, it's like, word now, right?

[A]

Yeah, he is like. He's like. He's a family. Like, it's like. Yeah. Oh, look, our.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, yours is here.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Thank you.

[A]

I think you're gonna love it.

[B]

Thanks so much. It look good and you just mix. I'm gonna mix that up.

[A]

Yeah, you kind of, like, let it. Yeah, why not?

[B]

I'm definitely gonna eat this.

[A]

I think you're gonna love it.

[B]

I can't wait. I'm gonna get fried and I'm gonna be like, oh, I need some sweets. You gonna eat that right now?

[A]

I was gonna try to. As soon as this handle's done, I

[B]

don't want all this stuff flying in it.

[A]

I don't think it will.

[B]

Yeah, it is. All this dust the nail shop does.

[A]

Oh, you're right. Oh, girl.

[B]

You know when you're in a nail shop and the dust, everything just being all in the air, I wasn't even thinking of that because I was thinking about them for my coffee too. But I'm like. At this point, I'm gonna just have to breathe it in. I'm already. We.

[A]

Already. Yeah. Now you're gonna ingest it.

[B]

Yeah. You know, would you ever change the

[A]

color of your name?

[B]

No, I can't. It wouldn't.

[A]

Blue sexy? Pink, Gray sexy.

[B]

No, no. Pink. My favorite color, though. Like, my room is pink. My whole room is pink.

[A]

My whole house is kind of pink.

[B]

Yeah, I like that.

[A]

I love the color pink.

[B]

I'm talking about, like, light, fluffy pink.

[A]

Oh, you were, like, girly. Okay. Like, blush.

[B]

Yeah, like, girly. Girly. What you doing today? This it.

[A]

I don't do anything.

[B]

Me either.

[A]

Do you really not.

[B]

I work, and then I go chill with my kids because I don't have a boyfriend or nothing. So I just be chilling. Like, I don't.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And my friends, they are. The two I got is in St. Louis.

[A]

Okay. They don't travel with you or sometimes. Yeah. They didn't come to Coachella with you?

[B]

They coming to the next. The one that's gonna come up. This. All I gotta do is. It's our hands in use.

[A]

I know. That's my least favorite part about getting my nose done. Do you do your own nails ever?

[B]

No, I used to in middle school.

[A]

What'd you do to them in middle school?

[B]

I used to put acrylic. Go to Walgreens and buy the acrylic and buy the little tips. Did you? You ain't never do that?

[A]

No, I did the press on ones when I was, like, a kid.

[B]

I was like, man, fuck them. Press on. I need some nails.

[A]

You did your own acrylics as a

[B]

kid and failed them and everything.

[A]

Were they good?

[B]

They was okay.

[A]

They weren't the best up until, like, recently. I would do my own nails. Like, I bought everything to do them myself.

[B]

I want to do my. I want to buy this thing. I'm at home, and I want to polish my toes.

[A]

I bought that in the tile so I can do my own pedicure. Yeah, I have all of that.

[B]

I'll be buying stuff like that, like nail polish and stuff, but I'm. I'm just too lazy to ever really.

[A]

I'm. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you excited for Coachella this weekend? Did you go to other people's shows or. No?

[B]

No. I wanted to, though, but it was just so much Going on? I want to. I'm gonna try to. Yeah.

[A]

You want to go see Justin Bieber?

[B]

Hell, yeah. He invited me to come to his set.

[A]

Why didn't you need to go this time?

[B]

I do want to go.

[A]

Go this weekend.

[B]

I know. I seen his set.

[A]

It looked great.

[B]

Crazy. He had another. He had another crazy. His was turned. Everybody would see Justin.

[A]

Would you ever do a song with him?

[B]

We did. We got a song.

[A]

What song do you guys have together?

[B]

It's called Sweet Spot.

[A]

Really? Was it on his recent.

[B]

His album.

[A]

My sister knew this. I didn't know that.

[B]

You did. She's like, I love that song. Put it on me, baby. Oh, yeah. It's been overdue.

[A]

I think I've heard it too, actually.

[B]

Got that hoochie cooch.

[A]

Love that.

[B]

When did you start dating out your race?

[A]

Oh, that's a great question. When I was like, 13.

[B]

For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You had a black boyfriend.

[A]

I was talking to him. We weren't like, official, maybe I was 14. I was 14.

[B]

And did you. Was you liking it? Like. Oh, I like black boys.

[A]

I loved. I've always had black friends, so.

[B]

Right. But when you start talking to the black boys, was you like, I like the black boys?

[A]

Yeah. Well, then I like. Yeah. I mean, I mostly, like. I. You see me wiping through, what, in two? Two inside? Yeah. No, then I like. That was. That was pretty. Pretty much it. I feel like I've been on a date. Like, I would switch it up, I guess.

[B]

Do you. Do you have a preference? Be honest or. You don't have to tell me if you don't.

[A]

Do I have a preference? I feel like I've, like, mainly, like, since getting divorced, like, I've mainly, like, talked to and dated black guys. Not really white guys. No. There's been, like, a white guy here, one, maybe that I like, talk to for a second.

[B]

But, yeah, white boys. Be cute.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that a difference? Be honest. I'll be wanting to know these difference.

[A]

Okay. Let me think of the differences since you have, like, if I was to

[B]

date a white boy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Would he be able to handle me?

[A]

Depends on. Probably not like Austin Dang. But like, you know, like a swaggy white boy. Like. Like a Justin Bieber. I think he could. Like, a Justin Bieber. Could.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's got Justin.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

Yeah. But he's like. He's like. He's like, you know, he's.

[B]

But Justin got Haley.

[A]

Yeah, that's. I'm not gonna.

[B]

Justin is my friend.

[A]

I know I'm not.

[B]

But just in Case, I'm not saying

[A]

you should date him. I'm saying like someone like him. I feel like you could be good with one. Yeah, there's people like him.

[B]

Yeah. So there's people like him.

[A]

Yeah, there's other white guys like him, but besides, I don't know. I don't know what type of.

[B]

You like tatted up white boys?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't. I think that, like, if. Yeah, if I were to date a white guy, he'd probably have like. I like tattoos in general on guys.

[B]

Me too. That's like. As soon as I see a tattoo

[A]

from like the face down, I think that's pretty.

[B]

Like, if I see like the neck or like the arm, like a glimpse of it or like. Or you got it on your leg. Like, I see you got shorts on

[A]

and I see it.

[B]

Look, I'm like, oh, y' all lit sets?

[A]

Yeah, I like like a full. Full body dotted. Austin could do that. I guess.

[B]

You got some sets, Austin?

[A]

No, he can. He has like one tiny one we can add to it. Oh, he's got. Oh, he does have a few.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's almost there. We can get him like 20 more.

[B]

I like that arm. Say, Austin, I'm getting.

[A]

I'm getting all in my tattoos removed.

[B]

So you is.

[A]

I kind of just wanted like a fresh start.

[B]

Me too. But it's gonna hurt.

[A]

Oh, it hurts bad.

[B]

It's gonna hurt.

[A]

Mine are. I have like 10, but they're all. My back hurts so bad.

[B]

You did it already started.

[A]

I've had three sessions.

[B]

Is it working?

[A]

Yeah, no, it is. I'll show you.

[B]

I want to see.

[A]

As soon as I have my hands back, I'm going to show you.

[B]

Girl, you lying.

[A]

No, it really is. My arms are almost gone.

[B]

For real.

[A]

Look, I can even show you.

[B]

Oh, didn't Pete. Pete Davidson.

[A]

Yeah. No, but I've like.

[B]

I heard he got all his removed.

[A]

I think he like, started the process, but I think he like, in that photo shoot he did, I think he had. Would you date Pete Davidson? Yeah, I feel like that's his.

[B]

You think that's funny, but he does date. Pete is funny and cool.

[A]

Yeah, but he kind of dates.

[B]

I like cool people. I don't even look at looks. Like if they ugly, I don't mind.

[A]

Are you saying Pete Davidson is ugly?

[B]

No, I'm just saying I don't mind ugly boys.

[A]

You don't? I. I think I do.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I like him.

[B]

He just pretty. Yeah, that's nice too. But sometimes they Think they're cuter than you?

[A]

My boyfriend knows he's cuter.

[B]

I know cute boys. They'd be like, we competing. Yeah, but ugly boys. Daisy got confidence too. I like ugly boys with confidence. It's like, you know you ugly, but you know, you the. Like, you know, you sexy with it. Like, that's sexy.

[A]

I don't know if I like, like super ugly boys.

[B]

No, not. Not hella ugly. Like, I can't even look at you.

[A]

Yeah. Like, you're not, like, so just average.

[B]

Yeah, if you like you like, not like, not what I would normally date. Like, you, like you. Not the first look.

[A]

But they still have to be tall, right?

[B]

Yeah. Gotta be tall.

[A]

They can be short and average.

[B]

You can't be a short king. You have to be like, I love my short kings.

[A]

If you're short, you have to be like, your face has to be.

[B]

I ain't never dated no short person.

[A]

Tom Holland, he's short.

[B]

He is, Yeah.

[A]

I never dated a shorter than Zendaya.

[B]

Dang. Yeah. Could you do that?

[A]

Not for me personally, no. Why? Why? I'm like, if Zendaya could do it, I think.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, she can.

[B]

But that's your preference.

[A]

But he's also Tom. Like, he's cute.

[B]

He is cute.

[A]

He gets away with it.

[B]

Yeah, he definitely. He's Spider Man. So he can do that.

[A]

He can be. He can be five, six.

[B]

That's Spider Man.

[A]

How tall is he? Like five, eight, five.

[B]

That's short for us because. Like this.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Near our height.

[A]

And if we were like five feet tall, I think we could date. Assign.

[B]

Exactly. But since we, like a little.

[A]

We're so tall.

[B]

Right? They say we so tall.

[A]

We're so.

[B]

We so giant.

[A]

I think we are above average height. No, I think, like, we really are.

[B]

What's the average height? Like 5, 4, 5, 4.

[A]

I think it's 5'4 for women. Is it not. Is it 5'2? It could be.

[B]

I think it's. That's short, though.

[A]

That is.

[B]

That's short.

[A]

Short.

[B]

Now that's like a. That's short, though.

[A]

I like. Yeah, I like my. I think mine should be like 6, 6 1. Because below 61 is like, you're barely. If you're 6ft, you've barely made it into the sixes.

[B]

That doesn't well for us because we already got height, so we need somebody that's tall.

[A]

My boyfriend's barely tall enough. He barely made it.

[B]

He barely made the cut.

[A]

He's six, two.

[B]

And I'm like, oh, that's he on the line. You're cutting on the line.

[A]

But I'm like, you were shorter, we'd

[B]

have a problem, right?

[A]

You sell your lipstick, don't you?

[B]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

You have makeup?

[B]

I sell lip gloss.

[A]

Lip gloss, yeah. How's it going?

[B]

It's going good. I need to promote it more.

[A]

It's hard, too. Do you wear it right now? No, you just put it.

[B]

I'll be wearing my lip gloss, but not all the time, because sometimes I leave it at home because I keep it. Mine's up for, like, display at home. Like, I don't even want to mess with it. It's decor. Like this sexy merch. Like, I don't want to touch it.

[A]

When did you start that?

[B]

Like, the real. When I first started, that was at home. That was when I was like, 19. 18. 18.

[A]

Just doing stuff, doing makeup.

[B]

Just like, I like the lip gloss. And I was like, I want this kind of lip gloss. So I ordered the stuff and I just started making all different flavors. Just buying because I like glitter. And I went to the store and bought all kind of glitter, all colors and stuff. And I just started mixing and making different flavors. It was tight. It was fun. It was like science, like, mixing colors and stuff.

[A]

So you with your lipsticks, you made it all yourself?

[B]

No, not the new one.

[A]

You told them what to do, though.

[B]

They bring me. It's like the real people now. Company.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So now I don't gotta make it at home. I can just pay somebody, make it at their shop or whatever. And then you like this color sexy. Come try it out. And then if I don't, they gotta go take it back to the factory

[A]

and whatever you're gonna get in Sephora one day.

[B]

I want to, but my. My name. My names is bad. Why you. You don't know my names? No, that's why you saying that.

[A]

What are. Oh, oh, I think I actually do know that. Yeah. No, I do. I remember. That is horrible.

[B]

What's wrong with it?

[A]

That's not making it into Sephora.

[B]

It's real life.

[A]

You okay? You got to.

[B]

This happens every day.

[A]

Maybe Ulta. Do you think they'll do it?

[B]

I mean, if they want to be

[A]

with a real Ulta. If she's got gonorrhea, it's real. Yeah.

[B]

Yellow discharge, brown. Booty hole. Ho. Pink.

[A]

No way.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I knew one of them. I did not.

[B]

That's my favorite one. Blue Balls. Blue Balls and Nut.

[A]

What colors are these?

[B]

Blue Balls is blue and Nut is like, look like Nut. It's like White.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

But it's cute. Oh, I should have brought. I got some in la. I'm gonna bring some lip gloss tomorrow.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm bring you a pack.

[A]

What's your favorite shade?

[B]

You can just try them. I love nut and blue balls. My favorite.

[A]

That's very.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

I will give you that. It's unique.

[B]

It is. I've never came up with the color.

[A]

Tell me.

[B]

So when I was making the white, I'm like, wow, this look like mud. And then I was making a clear one, and I'm like, this look like my coochie juice. It was just clear with glitter. And I'm like, coochie juice. And then all the flavors just start making sense. I'm like, the brown, the glitter, the brown glitter. Like the gold. I'm like this booty hole brown. And then pink. I'm like, old pink. Maybe my mind ate up. And then I seen yellow. I'm like, yellow discharge. And then. Cause it looked like yellow discharge. Like, as I was squeezing it, it looked like discharge. Like, like. And then gonorrhea. That was a new flavor, the green.

[A]

And what made you think of.

[B]

My friend called me. She like, girl, I got gonorrhea. And I was like, for real? And then she was like, yeah. And I was like, all right, I'm gonna make you some lip gloss. Wait, first this. What happened? She's like, I got gonorrhea. And I'm like, for real? And she was like, girl, it's green. It's itching and stuff. I'm like, dang, I'm gonna make it some lip gloss, make it feel better. And then I made her some green lip gloss and I put green glitter and it was so cute. And she put it on and she was like. And she took a picture. Wow. And posted and tagged me. And I'm like, new flavor gonorrhea.

[A]

You didn't tell people it was because of her, right?

[B]

Not. I didn't tell everybody the exact reason. Cause of her. But they know, like, how the flavor came about.

[A]

What other colors do you have? You said it's blue.

[B]

Blue balls. Green for gonorrhea. Yellow. Yellow discharge. It's like gold shimmer, not gold. Like, you gotta see it. When you see it, you gonna understand.

[A]

I'm gonna get it.

[B]

You gonna get it. It's going to make sense.

[A]

I'm going to look up a picture.

[B]

I should have called it golden shower or something. It's going to make sense when you see it.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe you could add another color. What color?

[B]

I got sex on my period. That one Red.

[A]

Sex on my period. Not just like period blood. You want to sex on my period.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's amazing.

[B]

Not just period look.

[A]

Not just. No, it has to be sex on my. Let me look up, Let me look up. What would I look up to?

[B]

Find these sexy, sexy red lip gloss flavors.

[A]

I just know there's gonna be articles.

[B]

Yeah. They be talking. They be hating on me.

[A]

We've got. Okay. You said all of these a hole pink. It's a good one.

[B]

Everybody all should be pink, right?

[A]

And sex. Yeah. Sex on my period.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Gonorrhea.

[B]

Everybody do that. I ain't never had gonorrhea, though.

[A]

That's amazing that your friend was able to volunteer her. Her service services to naming this one.

[B]

And that's how I came.

[A]

Does this. I feel like this would make it sell a lot because this is so.

[B]

Some people like this. Some people was like, this is funny. Like, I'm buying this.

[A]

Like, yeah.

[B]

And they was like, what do it smell like? But it smell good.

[A]

Do you like, clarify that? It smells good online? Like, I feel like I'd be.

[B]

They'd think it's stink.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I'd be like, I'd be putting the scents. Like, this one smells like this. Like it's. They sent it.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if you'll make it into Sephora.

[B]

It's okay.

[A]

Yeah, just be like the biggest online.

[B]

I know, right?

[A]

Maybe Ulta. I feel like Ulta. I don't actually know, but maybe they'll.

[B]

It's some beauty supplies that with it.

[A]

Yeah, but like, you sell it in stores at all. You said beauty supplies.

[B]

Yeah, my friend. But not for real, because the names.

[A]

The names are a bit.

[B]

They. They trying to get it in, like, Spencers and stuff.

[A]

Oh, they should.

[B]

Yeah, stuff like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like the crazy, like, sex stores.

[A]

You haven't thought of, like, renaming them?

[B]

Yeah. And then if I do another drop, I'm gonna probably.

[A]

Let's think of names for the new job.

[B]

It'll be some girly, pretty stuff.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

To make them be attracted to it. Because, like, I'm in a lip gloss business now, so when I see other lip glosses and they got a nice name, I'd be like, I want to buy it. It looked like making me want to buy it.

[A]

If you were in Sephora and you saw the color, like, booty hole brown, would you buy it?

[B]

No. Me being crazy. I would be like, I love this.

[A]

I love funny shit. But you wouldn't buy It.

[B]

I would. Me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But some people, they not. They don't have a twisted brain like that.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if I would see that and be like, that's the color I want my lips.

[B]

See? But I'm the type to be like, that's.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

See, we opposite a little bit.

[A]

Next year, you can have a little brand trip to Coachella. Your brand should take people to Coachella.

[B]

My brand?

[A]

Yeah, like, you know, like the tart trip and stuff.

[B]

I never heard of it.

[A]

You've never heard of brand trip, sir? Where the bread, like Poosh Camp Poosh, Kourtney Kardashians brand.

[B]

I never heard of it.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I remember papoose back in the day. You said Poosh. Yeah, that was then. They had that on the Kardashians or something.

[A]

Yeah, that's her. She has, like a.

[B]

They still got that.

[A]

I think she started a new one that's like. And now it's. But she has, like. She'll get a house and then invite influencers to stay in her house. You can have one called, like, Sexy Red. And then you invite influencers and you, like. They all wear your lip gloss.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When they'd wear it.

[B]

That's a good idea, right?

[A]

It's very expensive idea. A lot of it. How's your coffee? How's your nail dust coffee?

[B]

It's good. It's coming along.

[A]

I can make you a matcha.

[B]

You can?

[A]

Do you want one? I'm gonna go right over there where all those people are, and.

[B]

I'm serious.

[A]

I'm serious.

[B]

But you said your matcha's not that good.

[A]

Sometimes it is.

[B]

Can you make it sweet?

[A]

I would love to do that with French vanilla.

[B]

That's not good. That's not easy.

[A]

You don't want to add that to it.

[B]

Okay. You tell me how to do it.

[A]

I think we do. Honey. Honey.

[B]

Honey.

[A]

You don't like honey? What do I add to it, Lexi?

[B]

Sugar. I don't like honey. Like. Like. Okay.

[A]

Actually, no. I know what I'm gonna do. Cane sugar.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's gonna be good. Okay. You're gonna love it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think my sister went to Japan and got me a bunch of matcha.

[B]

For real.

[A]

Make my little tea kettle.

[B]

Cass, you might need to come over here.

[A]

Okay. I've never cooked for somebody before. This isn't cooking.

[B]

But, girl, Bobby got this. And they talk about we tall. Girl, you look short as over there. You is not tall.

[A]

I'm five, six, not tall. Yes, I am. He's tall. That's why? He's like. But he's unusually tall. How tall are you? Like, five being six? Seven?

[B]

I'm 64.

[A]

See?

[B]

Oh. Oh, awesome. See, I like tall boys.

[A]

I told you. Told you. He's. He's the full package. He's single too, I think. Oh, look.

[B]

Yeah, you single too, man. These ain't they not. And I know this cuz I'm a.

[A]

Are you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Aren't we all?

[B]

Yeah, you will be a Sue.

[A]

I'm a bitch.

[B]

I'm such a bitch.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

I know I am. I be catching myself. I'd be like, let me calm down. Let me stop being a bitch.

[A]

I 100%. That's me all the time. I'm like, that wasn't necessary.

[B]

Yeah, I was being a bitch.

[A]

Yeah. But at least we can recognize that we're being a.

[B]

At least we know when we being a bitch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We'll get better one day.

[B]

I know when n acting like too. Do you know, like, he being a. Yeah, my. Yo.

[A]

My boyfriend can be a little bit of a.

[B]

Sometimes a little bitchy, but I'm.

[A]

I beat him all the time. I'm so. I'm not physically. I'm a. I need to work on it. I am actually working on it. I don't want to be a. Sometimes it's good, though. Like, in business, it's important to be

[B]

a cuz they got to know you stand on. You know how many?

[A]

14 teaspoons until it makes 1 1/2 table. Oh, 1 1/2 tablespoons. I can do that. Never mind. I thought that said teaspoon, so it's one and a half tablespoons. So three of these. One. Oh, I don't want to eat that.

[B]

Two.

[A]

I've never in my life measured this, but I want to make this good, right?

[B]

Cause why are you trying to measure now, girl?

[A]

Because I want you to like it. I'm scared of you, like, not liking it.

[B]

So if I say, nah, it's nasty.

[A]

Oh, don't say that. Just lie and drink.

[B]

Really? You want me to lie to you, Girl, for sure. You should. So do you like when boys lie to you? What do you think?

[A]

About what?

[B]

To be honest?

[A]

About what, though?

[B]

Like, anything. Like, you know how they be. Like, you want me to tell you the truth or you want me to lie? Like, it's gonna hurt your feelings if I tell you the truth. But it's the truth. Like. Well, you want me to lie.

[A]

Y' all lie to me.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I want the truth.

[A]

You do? So, like, Do I look fat? You want to be told?

[B]

Yeah, tell me. Yes, I need to know. No.

[A]

Like, I don't want. Like, I don't even. Like, when I say I need to work out and my boyfriend agrees, he's like, yeah, you should start. I'm like, don't.

[B]

Yeah, don't. Hold on. I ain't saying that. Hold on.

[A]

No, you're supposed to be like, no, you don't need to work out. I don't care if you.

[B]

It's good being honest, though.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

Okay, now I'm gonna make. I'm gonna get over here. I'm gonna move this whole thing.

[B]

But they not. The boyfriend not supposed to be there. No, he's not, like, he supposed to lie.

[A]

He needs to lie to me all the time.

[B]

Like, if I look ugly, and I know I look ugly. You look beautiful.

[A]

Yeah, my boyfriend's seen me so ugly, though, and he's still here, so.

[B]

Girl, how. How you. What's so ugly? Like, what.

[A]

What?

[B]

What's your ugly? Because you look normal right now.

[A]

What's my ugly? Oh, it's ugly. I have makeup on.

[B]

Girl, you ain't got that much makeup on.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

You look big.

[A]

I'm not that ugly right now, but when my next week, my skin's gonna be broken out, I'm gonna be ugly again.

[B]

So I'm not that ugly right now.

[A]

Right now. It's not a particularly ugly time of the month for me. Do you not get ugly before your period? I get so ugly.

[B]

I do. And I'll be like, what the. Why the.

[A]

Y' all ugly again? I'm putting macadamia nut in it.

[B]

Macadamia nut milk. Macadamia milk. What the hell is that?

[A]

I've never had it.

[B]

Really? Girl?

[A]

No, no, no. But I'm going to. I bought it so that I could make matcha with it.

[B]

Macadamia milk.

[A]

I think it's going to be good.

[B]

Okay. Bobby the barista, I think you're gonna love this.

[A]

Okay. Is that the right color? Are there any matcha drinkers in here? That doesn't seem like enough matcha. That seems like milk.

[B]

I like milk, though. You like milk?

[A]

Well, do you like macadamia milk?

[B]

No.

[A]

My straw's behind you, Zach. It's in here.

[B]

It's like peanut milk or something. Is that what it is?

[A]

Peanuts? No, it's a macadamia nut.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

But it's okay.

[B]

How's the nut got milk?

[A]

It's in the family, I guess. You could say how. Let's see. Actually don't. I think what they do is they soak it. This actually looks good. I think this is it.

[B]

Look like yours, girl.

[A]

Yeah, I think you're gonna like it. Me? Maybe.

[B]

Hold on now. You sure you ain't just buy this?

[A]

Maybe. I know I have the cups and everything.

[B]

There we go.

[A]

Girl, I'm so scared cuz I can't try it. So let me see yours. Mine's a little lighter.

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

A little. Cheers. Go ahead, let me know that matcha had sugar already.

[B]

Yeah. Wait on our.

[A]

I mean I might as well. I'm thinking she hates it by the way.

[B]

Let me see.

[A]

She's like, please take this away.

[B]

I'm trying to see what it tastes like.

[A]

What do you. What do you think? Does it need more matcha?

[B]

Probably so.

[A]

Does it taste like milk?

[B]

It's like thin. It tastes like.

[A]

Like it needs more matcha.

[B]

But it's good. Like I could probably drink this, but I don't see myself saying, let me

[A]

get a matcha, let me make you.

[B]

I would drink this for you.

[A]

No, no, no, don't do that. We're going to add one more cup of matcha in it. I think we could go darker.

[B]

You should taste it to make sure though. Like cuz you don't even know what it tastes like. What you just gave me.

[A]

That just tastes like cereal milk.

[B]

Right? See?

[A]

Yeah. Wait, should I have her do a pedicure for me? Do you think it's going to take you that long for your nails or.

[B]

No, your feet?

[A]

Yeah, you. I mean do the nails that are there.

[B]

How long. How long these gonna take? Because I ain't gonna get the dollar signs no more. You probably just do paint the pink and.

[A]

Oh, you're just doing pink then. No, I want to do pedicure. This is matcha.

[B]

Let me see the powder stuff. What is. Would you eat it plain?

[A]

No.

[B]

What is it gonna do? Choke?

[A]

Oh, this is. This color seems much better.

[B]

It's darker, but look at that.

[A]

It's dark.

[B]

I don't know how it's supposed to look. You. Oh, you. You mix it with some what?

[A]

With a little bamboo whisk, a strain or two. You know, I was gonna use one

[B]

just to make sure it didn't no lump.

[A]

Have any little.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm trying to do my best. I'm really trying to make this. Oh, I have one. Okay. Okay. Let's see if you think this tastes like cereal milk still.

[B]

Okay. Do I gotta mix it? Okay.

[A]

I Got you.

[B]

You mix it.

[A]

Oh, the color is dark now.

[B]

Is that. Is it supposed to be that dark?

[A]

It might be a little bit. This looks better, though. This is less now.

[B]

That look like grass.

[A]

It's.

[B]

I'm scared now.

[A]

Go ahead. It was so sweet last time that I think this could be.

[B]

I see what's going on.

[A]

Okay, that's. That's all I needed. That she sees what's going on.

[B]

I get it. It tastes like tea to me.

[A]

Yeah, it is tea.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Yeah. Is it better than last time? Okay.

[B]

I like tea.

[A]

Okay. I wish we had something to smoke right now. That'd be great.

[B]

Do you smoke woods?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, see, you could smoke, Aaron.

[A]

Yeah, if you want. I usually just.

[B]

Can I smoke?

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

Sunny, you should have been told me

[A]

that I was going to. And then I was like, what if that's inappropriate to offer.

[B]

Hell no, girl. I would have been having me some baby. I got some weed.

[A]

Well, is it like. Is it gonna be different than regular weed?

[B]

It's exotic. Yes, but what do you mean?

[A]

It's in a leaf. I'm very confused by that.

[B]

Oh, no, I'm saying, like, if you need a regular. Oh, I can eat, like.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

On my purse.

[A]

Oh, that's great.

[B]

You need.

[A]

That'd be fun. Let's do that.

[B]

Cass, can't tell Gotti to come here, please. Can't tell them. Bring a blunt. Bring a pack of weeds so I can get by me some weed. I got papers. You need papers?

[A]

I don't know how to. My boyfriend does it for me.

[B]

Oh, so it's no point then? No point.

[A]

I don't know how to do it.

[B]

You're just a princess, huh?

[A]

I. With weed. I am. I'm like, can I have a little. And I'll make me like a tiny princess. A tiny little baby one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What are you gonna smoke your thing?

[B]

I probably don't need to smoke no more because I'm getting my nails like, she got both of my hands now.

[A]

Well, you can have some. Somebody. Do you want me to hold it for you in your mouth? Like, I'll do it. I'm gonna do it. You have no choice.

[B]

I'm weak.

[A]

I'm gonna look up.

[B]

You want to do it?

[A]

I'm going to do it.

[B]

Your toes, they're red. On your feet. It's been a hit. I know it is.

[A]

You can build a toe.

[B]

I know she can. I know I could have.

[A]

You want to do it?

[B]

A fake toenail. Girl, you better take one of these tips and glue Them mug on your toe and cut it short.

[A]

I might do that.

[B]

That's what I would have did. I'm telling you.

[A]

So tiny.

[B]

She can build you out toe.

[A]

I feel like she's going to just paint it. And I'm not going to say anything.

[B]

Why. And guess what? I'm be your friend. I'm say fix her toe.

[A]

Okay. We've got a plan.

[B]

You just whisper to me or text me.

[A]

Okay. I don't like.

[B]

And then I'm going say you're going

[A]

to see they do that.

[B]

Okay. I'm that kind of friend.

[A]

Yeah. I wish I could.

[B]

I love being that kind of friend. Do you like they make your own couple. Get away from them. Oh, what are you doing?

[A]

It's a great friend to hide. I'll just like run and hide.

[B]

Me too. Sometimes I am like that cuz I'm sexy red. So I can't always be the be the get away from us. Like I got to act like. But then I. I did have one friend. She used to be telling people like get away from her. Stop talking to her. And I used to be like, thank you.

[A]

My best friend does that. She doesn't let anyone talk to me.

[B]

Exactly. Yeah. Like don't touch her.

[A]

She's like. She's like if I don't like anything, she's just like don't go near her.

[B]

Exactly. I don't got no best friend though.

[A]

Especially like men.

[B]

Yeah. That she know you don't want. Like get away from her.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Creep.

[A]

I know. That's very necessary.

[B]

Yeah. I wish I had a friend like that. I'm the friend they take.

[A]

You are? Yeah. My best friend does not let anybody get near me. And it's lovely.

[B]

The boy I talk to, he got a friend.

[A]

Let's talk about him.

[B]

Okay. What's what about him?

[A]

Tell me about his friend.

[B]

He got a friend. And his friend don't play like if we out or something and say somebody trying to mess with me. His friend, he like get away from her. Why you so close to her? Like all right, step back. And I be like, oh yes, I love him. And they be like tell your body. God, I'm sorry. Whole time this is just my friend.

[A]

That's just. Are you guys. You're just dating casually?

[B]

What you call dating?

[A]

I don't know. Seeing each other. Do you like him? Does he like you? But you're not like exclusive?

[B]

No, we.

[A]

Not by your choice or his?

[B]

Both.

[A]

How long have you been friends?

[B]

A minute. A long time actually. And then we just started talking we was friends first. Yeah, but we just talk.

[A]

I think we can change him.

[B]

No, we can try. We can't. We can't change him. Trust me. You got a blunt ready? You want to smoke? Yeah. Come on. He said we smoke. You ready? Look, he's smiling. He's stupid. We be excited to smoke. Like, when I see him rolling up, I'm like, you so handsome. You cool. You funny. Would you get married?

[A]

Would I get married? That's a good question.

[B]

Shut up, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

Cuz I'm just saying, like, you did it once and you know what it's like. So would you go through that again? Or would you be like, hell, no, don't do it. It.

[A]

Here's the thing. I didn't have a wedding.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I was really young.

[B]

Oh, you're right.

[A]

I do think I would. Would you?

[B]

Hell, yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I think I want a wedding.

[B]

I don't think it's real.

[A]

They're not real weddings.

[B]

They're not real husband's marriage. Let's just celebrate two people coming together and loving each other.

[A]

I don't. Okay.

[B]

I don't paperwork. I would like. That's fake.

[A]

That's unnecessary. Although the thing I would like, if I got married again, I'm not changing my last name, cuz I got to do that.

[B]

To me. To me, marriage is like two people that just commit they love in front of everybody. We telling everybody, like, yeah, we locked in. Yeah. But it's to me, cuz sometimes, like, people be cheating on their marriages and, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's not real. It's just like, we just showing y' all we really locked in.

[A]

Yeah. It's like a fun party.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a party. A celebration for us, our anniversary. That's that. I would do that.

[A]

Would you want to get married before you have more kids? Yeah.

[B]

Or really be locked in with the person. Because I don't want to just have another baby daddy and then I'm not with him.

[A]

No. It's too complicated. I feel like it is.

[B]

I.

[A]

And then it's just. I feel like the more kids you have, the harder it is to date. Two is already a lot. Two is. Was already.

[B]

That's kind of ghetto.

[A]

I. I felt crazy walking out. Like, I'm. I have two kids.

[B]

Yeah. And I. When I be on the phone with my little boo, like, my daughter, she's

[A]

still kind of young.

[B]

She in pampas. I make her bottles still, like, this is fresh. So I be like, is this weird? Well, ain't this crazy? That I got a baby right now.

[A]

It's crazy because my boyfriend, like, I'm like, you really have like two step kids basically with me. And it's. It's crazy and it's your fault and it's me. Yeah, I did. I did. I'm like. You had. No. And these aren't yours.

[B]

You didn't have a cell phone.

[A]

You just came in and you have now two kids. You have to.

[B]

He gotta accept everything to come with Bobby.

[A]

He loves. He loves the kids, and they love him more than like, they are so close. Will you. Does the guy that you're dating right now like your kids?

[B]

I'm not dating.

[A]

Okay. You said you were.

[B]

We did. Okay, so no dating, I wouldn't say. I mean, we go out on dates and we do stuff.

[A]

Oh, God. That's the. Oh, we have to open a window or something.

[B]

So. You tricked me.

[A]

I don't smoke in my kitchen. I smoke.

[B]

You cook here, though.

[A]

Right there.

[B]

You gotta cook.

[A]

I don't burn my food.

[B]

Gotti. So we can't do it. Y' all don't think we should? No, we.

[A]

No, we just have to leave the thing open.

[B]

Way to go, Gotti.

[A]

What's crazy is we. Do you know what?

[B]

Dry it off for them. Dry it off. Cause you know how you is, cuz

[A]

we don't smoke that.

[B]

He'll pass it to you wet. Oh, my God. Cold spit. I'll be like. I'll be in the back like Austin.

[A]

Just take it off. Just take it off. We don't need that right now.

[B]

I'm glad you a smoker.

[A]

Well, I wasn't before I started.

[B]

Yeah, she smoked. You don't want to hit this blunt not.

[A]

What is that? I don't do that.

[B]

No, she said, what is it?

[A]

I've never had that. I'm scared of trying things I haven't tried.

[B]

This is a wrap of blood.

[A]

What does it do? Where else are they? I'm telling you, I think those are

[B]

not.

[A]

They're smokier. Yeah, they're way smokier than a regular. My house has never. I'll try it not. Is it still beeping with the thing not in it? Just tape it off. Oh, you want to go. Do you want to go? Take it out for him. There's three. Jesus. I'm telling you, you. We don't smoke backwards, so I've never.

[B]

Right.

[A]

We've only smoked the ones that don't make it all.

[B]

Oh, weak.

[A]

Oh, it's. You have to put the password in. Huh?

[B]

It's your Purifier.

[A]

It's like, this is so bad. Is it really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

My purifier or is it my ADT thing? Oh, I'm like, I don't think it beeps. I've never heard it beep before.

[B]

Wow, you're. You have a purifier in your house?

[A]

I have so many. Huh.

[B]

Such a nerd. You want to hit it?

[A]

Yeah, why not? I'm scared, but I might as well hit slow. I will. It's really in a leaf?

[B]

Yeah, it's a leaf. See you on it again.

[A]

I usually only take one hit of my regular anything, so imagine not. I'm scared. I get really high. I have like a low. I'm a baby. Like I don't know. I take like I have a low tire. That's like all maybe too, but that's it.

[B]

You got enough?

[A]

No. And two, I'm like high. Like I'm like, I'm in my room like really overthinking. But one, I'm like, okay. I'm okay. That I don't know what's gonna happen because I don't know what that is.

[B]

Girl, you're crazy. It just really take you there.

[A]

I swear to God. It worked that fast?

[B]

You high already?

[A]

Yeah, I can feel it a little bit.

[B]

It looked like you a little hot.

[A]

Oh my God. You can't. You can see it already?

[B]

Yeah, I can. Can you see it on her face?

[A]

Shut up. I can feel it. That was so fast.

[B]

What the was that?

[A]

If I took two, I would be like really high right now.

[B]

That's not nothing though. Like I be telling him we'll get done smoking too. I might be like, wow.

[A]

I never smoked before. I before I interviewed Wiz.

[B]

For real.

[A]

That was the first day I smoked.

[B]

And you liked it.

[A]

And then he gave me a bunch. Like he gave me a ton of pre rolls.

[B]

You just smoked.

[A]

And then I. And then well, for a while I was like, oh, I don't need these. And I wasn't using them at all. Cuz I was like, this isn't for like I'm not going to even use this. And then it. I started doing like a little bit. I would like try it when my friends would. Cuz they would smoke it it for me and I'd be like, oh, let me just try it. And then I was like, oh, I kind of like this. And then now I've smoked since then. That was two years ago though.

[B]

Dang, two years is crazy.

[A]

I know.

[B]

You want to hit this again?

[A]

Why not?

[B]

Minus will you know, we're just getting our nails done, you know, just two girls chilling.

[A]

Do you need water? Do you need water? I put one right there for you.

[B]

I don't drink. Drink water.

[A]

What?

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Oh, that's crazy.

[B]

Young hoes be like, I want juice or soda. You got soda.

[A]

No, I got sparkling water and I got regular water.

[B]

How could you drink sparkling?

[A]

I don't drink it, but I have it if people want it.

[B]

You know who want that though? Who gonna say?

[A]

People do.

[B]

Who gonna say, give me some sparkling?

[A]

They do.

[B]

They crazy. Y' all crazy. Bruh, you too. Spicy water. Get out. Get out of here.

[A]

How many people just said they drink it?

[B]

3.

[A]

Do you guys want some? It's sitting in there waiting for spicy water.

[B]

It's.

[A]

It's in there. My kids call it spicy water too.

[B]

That's what they call it.

[A]

Yeah, cuz they think it's. This is spicy water. There's water in the fridge, right?

[B]

A soda water. That's what it is, a soda water.

[A]

Do you want one?

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

You sound like you want one.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I think you do.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

You really don't get high anymore?

[B]

What you mean?

[A]

Well, you said you don't ever feel it.

[B]

I don't get high.

[A]

That's what I mean. You get what?

[B]

I get low.

[A]

I only smoke when I don't have my kids because they sleep in my bed and I always. I don't. They're always awake when I'm awake. I sleep when I'm asleep. Does that make sense?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you kids sleep in your bed?

[B]

Yes, every night. And I'd be like, bruh, do you

[A]

have them every day or does they go to their dogs?

[B]

I have my kids all the time.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, but cuz daddy stay out of town. So like if I go to the city, then they busy or sometimes I bring like my son, Daddy. His daddy out here right now.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

With him. While I'm, you know, handling business. You going to get some diamonds?

[A]

If you want me to.

[B]

I think you should get even if you just get one. One right at the tip, like at the top of your finger. That'd be pretty. What color still like the little rainbow shining for you?

[A]

I will do anything, period. Got my diamond nails.

[B]

That was nice. That was nice to say.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. For real.

[B]

I with you for that now since you said that I would do whatever for you.

[A]

Oh well, earlier you said something nice. You said you would drink that for me. Nice. Yeah.

[B]

And I Don't even really like it, but for you.

[A]

So now she tells the truth.

[B]

Like, remember. I know. Remember I told you this? Not something I would order at the

[A]

hand, but we finger.

[B]

You made it for me. We chilling. I will drink it with you.

[A]

I'm going to take you to get professional matcha, and you're going to be like, I like this. And then you're. Then you're going to really understand that this will.

[B]

This one wasn't bad either, though. It's not bad. And I like tea. I'm a tea drinker. Like, if it was tea versus lemonade, when I go to the restaurants, I say, I want tea.

[A]

I always got iced tea. Sweetened or unsweetened?

[B]

Sweet. I like it with milk in it.

[A]

Okay, so a lot y' all ever

[B]

tried it like that with milk in y' all too? It's so good.

[A]

Do you never.

[B]

You gotta try it. It's so good.

[A]

People from out of, like, Europe and stuff, they get really offended by that.

[B]

Why would.

[A]

By making tea into, like, our coffee where we, like, add all that stuff? I posted.

[B]

They do it too, though.

[A]

Well, I posted a video once adding, like, a little splash of vanilla creamer to my tea. And people were like, that is disgusting. I was like, I swear, it's so good.

[B]

Some people say it's nasty, but I seen some people doing that in countries. Like in London, I think that's a thing.

[A]

Like, they add. They add a little bit of milk, but not like, creamer. Like, it's very American to decide to add my coffee creamer. That's like, sugary.

[B]

My nails.

[A]

Are they looking cute?

[B]

Thank you. Is they stuck already?

[A]

Oh, yeah, they gonna be.

[B]

I'm gonna secure them. Stuck on. They gonna be. They're not going nowhere. Wait. Oh, what will happen? This one will. Look, See, Bobby, you scared to speak your mind.

[A]

100.

[B]

I see she back there like this behind the mic. Like, she like. Oh, she bad.

[A]

I. You just speak your mind.

[B]

You don't speak.

[A]

It's good. No, it's good. No.

[B]

Why not? Why not? So you'll let something sit on your brain, on your heart?

[A]

I can't.

[B]

That's hard.

[A]

I don't want to, like, offend anybody. And I feel like I can't. So I don't. No, that's not fair. If it's somebody I'm not close to, I'm not going to speak my mind. If it's somebody in. Close to you, I'll speak my mind. But I'm like, if it's a stranger, I'm not gonna. But if I was, if I have

[B]

like, this is life, though. No, you'd have to be honest because they don't know how you is. They don't know if you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everybody different.

[A]

But after I spent some time. I told you, I took up. I decided to be a nail artist. Like last year for a little while and I was doing all my friends nails. I hated when my friends would be like, I don't like that. So now I don't feel like I can ever.

[B]

Girl, please.

[A]

I'm like, I'm doing your nails. Just sit down and let me do it.

[B]

However, I don't care what. Nobody.

[A]

I was just lazy, though. I'm like lazy. In my real life, I do my friend's nails and like halfway through I'm like, let's do something else. This is boring. Finished. Okay. Thank you. My feet and hands are so great over here. I got a pedicure and a manicure.

[B]

Period.

[A]

For the first time in months.

[B]

When you were in a relationship.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And something hurt your feelings or you didn't like something.

[A]

Oh, no. Seeing a relationship, I'm going to tell.

[B]

Okay. Period. But if it's somebody on the street. So like.

[A]

No.

[B]

So if you get your food wrong, you're not going to say nothing?

[A]

No. But no, that's. My boyfriend will usually have to say it. I'm not going to say anything, though.

[B]

You're brave.

[A]

I'll just not eat it.

[B]

But see, that's playing you playing there.

[A]

No, I really don't. I will just.

[B]

You just not eat it. And you didn't pay for it and drove all the way there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, you're crazy.

[A]

Or I'll try to pick around and eat it a little bit.

[B]

I want everything hot. I need five ketchup. I need six ketchup packets, three packets of salt, three packets of pepper.

[A]

Did I get you the right amount of cream and sugar? I didn't because I had to get you more out of my.

[B]

More sugar.

[A]

Cute. I love it on you, though. What? She's gonna put stuff around it, though.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

So they're not.

[B]

They're just gonna be like this? No.

[A]

I think she said she was going to seal them. So they don't like catch on things.

[B]

No, they going to catch on stuff. They going to catch on everything. My hair will it.

[A]

Are you doing the same to the other hand? Okay. Yeah, it's good.

[B]

I like to do crazy stuff with my nails.

[A]

I feel like that's not that crazy. I feel like they're all the same.

[B]

It's pretty.

[A]

Yeah. Come over. I'll make you matcha again. Because you love it, period.

[B]

Y. I love having matcha with you.

[A]

I love the. I love the two words you added.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Because you're never going to have matcha again without me. This will be the last time.

[B]

I love having matcha with you.

[A]

Next time, we can have your. Your other tea. Sweet tea. We can make sweet tea.

[B]

Yeah, I like sweet tea.

[A]

I just put a lemon tree outside so we could also make lemonade.

[B]

I'm not a lemonade girl.

[A]

Okay, well, you will be if I make it.

[B]

Oh, okay. I ain't know you was gonna make it. I don't like lemonade. Oop. My bad.

[A]

You don't like matcha either, so you're just getting all. Never gonna come back.

[B]

I told you, I'm. I'm more of a tea person.

[A]

I know. We're going to. Okay, fine. Chai tea. Make you chai tea.

[B]

But no, for real. When it's cold. I mean, when it's like cold. The tea. I mean, the lemonade and you thirsty and you just down it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It be so good on a thirsty day.

[A]

What's your go to order at Chick Fil A?

[B]

Honestly, I don't even like Chick Fil A Like that.

[A]

Okay. In and out.

[B]

I. I don't go to either now.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm a Popeyes kind of girl.

[A]

What's your go to order?

[B]

I like two thighs. Two thighs. Some mash biscuit with some gravy. I mean, with some. I get gravy on the side and honey and gravy. Jelly for the biscuit. Or I get the little shrimp things they got.

[A]

That sounds good.

[B]

It is good. You like Popeyes?

[A]

Yeah. Have one close, though.

[B]

And I like noodles.

[A]

What kind?

[B]

Any kind. I love noodles.

[A]

Pasta or like ramen.

[B]

I love that too. I love any kind.

[A]

I like all types of carbs.

[B]

Me too. You know. For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So we could have went to a noodle restaurant right now.

[A]

That's why I'm talking to you about food. I'm like, yeah, I'm just over here thinking about, like, ideas.

[B]

I'm hungry too, too. For sure. I would have ate some noodles.

[A]

We should have got some. That's my daughter's favorite meal is ramen.

[B]

From my kids too.

[A]

Really?

[B]

But when I was a kid, all I used to eat was noodles.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think that's the thing.

[A]

Yeah. I love it still. I'll order off the kids menu and get some. Some pasta.

[B]

Yeah. Hell yeah. What kind of Noodles you be making? Because I seen you had all these pasta.

[A]

Oh, I got lots. Well, my daughter, every day for school, I make her just, like, olive oil with noodles and broccoli. Like, I cook it together so the broccoli bits are, like, all over it. And then I just add a little bit of, like, sea salt, and she adds parmesan cheese. And that's her lunch every day. And honestly, I eat it. I eat the leftover. I always make a little bit extra every morning so that for lunch I can have that.

[B]

So how you do the broccoli?

[A]

So you boil it together like the broccoli with the pasta, and then when you strain it, it's like, broke it apart and everywhere.

[B]

It's so good.

[A]

So easy.

[B]

I would try that.

[A]

It's. I love it.

[B]

I put some little cheese on top.

[A]

You put olive oil, parmesan cheese, and sea salt. It's great.

[B]

I know. Some salt.

[A]

Delicious.

[B]

I'm gonna put more seasonings, of course, but I know.

[A]

What are you gonna add to it?

[B]

Like, I got some mixed dash. Some seasonings. I'm gonna add some seasonings to the hot. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, then you make me. You season it. I'll make the base. You season it.

[B]

That'll be fry.

[A]

Yeah, it'll be great.

[B]

Yeah. Hell, yeah. If I season that. Oh, yeah, you can. You know what you could add to that, though? Some chicken breasts.

[A]

That's what I want. But my kids would eat it. I'm gonna add it.

[B]

I would set up some chicken breasts, and, oh, they'd be so good.

[A]

Well, then. Okay, I wouldn't, because I'd probably not know how to season the chicken.

[B]

I would season it so good and season it, and it would be really good. And then put that on top of them noodles. Oh, my God. With the broccoli and the cheese.

[A]

Okay. You know how that thing always just talks? I mean, like, garlic and onion are like seasonings, but do you count it if you just chop up fresh garlic, or do you also feel like you have to put powder?

[B]

I put the powder too.

[A]

So if I said I seasoned the food, but it was actually just because I like, put chopped up garlic and onion, would you be like, oh, yeah,

[B]

Chopped up garlic and onion.

[A]

Yes, because that's the same thing.

[B]

That's not a seasoning.

[A]

Why, though?

[B]

That's. That's just vegetables.

[A]

What do you think the seasonings are made out of?

[B]

Dry vegetables.

[A]

Okay, so why. Why if I make you fresh ones, are you gonna say it's not seasoning?

[B]

That's not a seasoning. Bro, you know that's not a season.

[A]

Okay, so I do know. I don't either, but there was this girl.

[B]

Not a seasoning.

[A]

No. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So that's not going online.

[B]

You need seasoning.

[A]

She does. Like, she seasons her whole turkey for like Thanksgiving with like fresh. Fresh garlic, fresh onion. And everybody in the comments was like, that's not seasoned. And she's like, what do you think the seasons are made of?

[B]

You're right. That might be extra good, but it's like me, I ain't going to lie. No, we got. Cuz what season salt made out of then?

[A]

Probably like garlic and onion and garlic and onion and salt and garlic and onion.

[B]

See, we need that though.

[A]

I. I agree. I do season my food, despite what season, I think. What's your favorite?

[B]

What's your favorite seasonings?

[A]

Honestly? Yeah, I don't know which one is my favorite one. I love all seasonings. Huh?

[B]

Right? Yeah. Let me see.

[A]

Right behind you. Go look at it. I don't know. I'm scared. I'm getting critiqued for my seasoning cabinet.

[B]

She got some seasonings. Okay. She got some seasoning. Oh, yeah. You got some in there.

[A]

Scared. Did I pass the time?

[B]

Is there some seasons out in there, though? No, no. He said, what do I have?

[A]

What. What are you. Why are we typing out oregano? You don't know? Yeah, this is

[B]

nutmeg.

[A]

I don't know why I have so many.

[B]

That ain't no good seasonings.

[A]

What the. What do you think?

[B]

All of.

[A]

I think the seasoning probably has all that stuff together. That's just for drinks.

[B]

Oh, I don't now you always cat me. Hold on. That ain't even no seasoning, guys.

[A]

There's nothing missing from there.

[B]

Okay, okay. I believe, I believe. But I'm saying, like, they was naming nutmeg and pepper and salt like that. Ain't I seen some seasonings up there, though? I have.

[A]

I had.

[B]

And you said garlic powder. You got onion powder too?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You need to get Ms. Dash the Table blend for.

[A]

I feel like I have that maybe.

[B]

O. O is my favorite seasoning. I put that on chicken, fish.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, my God, yes.

[A]

What type of hot sauce do I. Is that a trick question? Is there a bad answer?

[B]

No. Maybe all. A lot. A lot of hot sauces be good.

[A]

Okay. We only have chalula in there.

[B]

Chala. What the hell? What is that?

[A]

You know what that is?

[B]

Is that with the. The little wood top? Yeah, yeah. That's the real hot sauce, right? Yeah, that's real peppers. And stuff. Cholula.

[A]

I don't even know what that is.

[B]

Cholula.

[A]

I'm not from Louisiana. Okay. I don't eat Louisiana hot sauce.

[B]

That's hot as. Right.

[A]

I just feel like it's not flavorful.

[B]

I like Red Hot.

[A]

I haven't tried that either.

[B]

That's my favorite.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Some birthday nails. These are real birthday nails. Peach. This how you do it on your birthday?

[A]

Okay. What does the Leo do?

[B]

Leo's. They say Leo's is bossy. Like my little sister. She is talk too much. She bossy. I'd be like, bro, you're not the leader. You're not the celebrity in the family. I am. She thinks she's a celebrity. I be having to tell her, girl, you not like. We would be in the group chat. She thinks she running the group chat. She changing the name, changing the background. She just thinks she's running everything. And we be like, no. She telling her, okay, we got to be here at this time. We like, girl, who is you? I hate, bro. But that's why I love her, though. She remind me of your little sister. Like, she would have helped. My little sister would have helped me too. And went and got this stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's why I was like, yes, sister. The nice.

[A]

I know. She's. It's great having a little sister.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How early do your kids wake up?

[B]

Like 10, 11.

[A]

That's so late.

[B]

Her. Her early.

[A]

Oh, you're. But you're three hours ahead where you guys are. Oh, so they're just like, how early

[B]

your kids wake up? Like seven in the morning?

[A]

Yeah. Not at night.

[B]

Not at night. No.

[A]

Y' all 7am sharing.

[B]

Girl, please. I'm not getting up in no 7. Y' all better really turn the TV. And I'm turning my back, going back to sleep. You be up with them? Yeah, I just like, if I fall asleep on them, I just make sure I baby proof the room, lock the door and lock us in my room.

[A]

I'll take a nap, though, in the middle of the day with like them with the TV and sitting right on

[B]

and let them do their art. So if you got all your snacks and juices, you got good.

[A]

But then they'll wake me up and I'm like. I'm like, okay. And I'm just like getting in and out of sleep.

[B]

Yeah. So that's how I be.

[A]

It's so nice. My little sister will be like, I'm going to go take a nap. And she just walks to her house cuz she has no kids and just Takes a two hour nap.

[B]

Yeah. People be. But it's living that's life of. Welcome to the hood. I'm going have to start bringing you to some of my shows so you can get like backstage. Oh, you gonna see the backstage. Actually you can't be filming all that though. I be doing my thing back there.

[A]

What do you do? You just said you sit in a corner and.

[B]

Nah, if it's. If it's boys. If it's boys there, I'm out here. Look all it. But we could be innocent together.

[A]

Okay. I love that. That was the one time you lifted your glasses today.

[B]

I ain't got no glasses on.

[A]

Do you do your own lashes?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Extensions.

[B]

I do everything by myself.

[A]

I do too.

[B]

On makeup. I do everything.

[A]

I do all of my stuff because I just like how I do. That's why I wanted to do my own nails. Cuz I was like, I would know.

[B]

Yeah, me too. That's how I am.

[A]

I dye my sister's hair. Dye my hair, do like everything by myself.

[B]

Me too. That's how I am.

[A]

It's better that way.

[B]

Everything. Cuz you know how you want it. Yeah, exactly how you want it.

[A]

On it.

[B]

Who paying for the nails?

[A]

My Austin.

[B]

Austin, you paying?

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Oh, my man.

[A]

Fan.

[B]

Hello, man. Hello, Austin. Hold on. A week. Thank you. Austin.

[A]

How did you not know that we were getting our nails done? Like, how did that not get?

[B]

They didn't tell me.

[A]

How did that not get passed along to you?

[B]

They was like saying, what do I want to do?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And they were saying shop. And I'm like, no, I don't want to shop. Because I'm like, when I shop, I get too serious now. It's like, leave me alone.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Stop following me. Just let me do me. I get real, like locked in.

[A]

Yeah, for real. I don't.

[B]

But you don't.

[A]

I don't really shop. I'm not a shopper.

[B]

I like shopping.

[A]

Do you.

[B]

I like buying stuff.

[A]

I like buying stuff, but not, I don't know the places. They were talking about us shopping. I was. I don't shop there.

[B]

Right. So you wouldn't know what to get?

[A]

No, I would be. No.

[B]

Yeah, girl. I'd be buying too much. Like they be having to tell me like, calm down. And I'll be like, yeah, you right. Oh my.

[A]

Nobody's even smoking. Do you like how dramatic it is? Like fire. Fire. It's so dramatic.

[B]

You like it? Do you like that?

[A]

That sound?

[B]

The fire?

[A]

I hate it.

[B]

Fire. You're funny.

[A]

No. Cause it's so dramatic.

[B]

Fire. Fire. Imagine it being some really. Some real shit going down and you hear that like. Bitch, shut up. Like I know that. I know.

[A]

Bitch.

[B]

Right?

[A]

That's gone off when we were sleeping and we weren't. Oh my God.

[B]

Austin. Austin. Austin.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Austin.

[A]

That's so cool though.

[B]

He got it.

[A]

Do you notice how he can reach the ceiling?

[B]

That's why I say that's amazing.

[A]

Right? Yeah, he can reach the whole ceiling from there.

[B]

He's strong, Look. Oh, he fixing the. The beef, but he's strong. It's a little sour, that. Matcha sour.

[A]

Oh, no, that was great. What type of lashes do you do for yourself?

[B]

Oh, okay, great. Summoned. I do look. I thought that was him. Like, damn.

[A]

Summoned by who?

[B]

Me. I said summon somebody.

[A]

Oh, who'd you summon?

[B]

We. Oh, is. Does he. Is he summoned? For sure. What's going on? Give him a few seconds.

[A]

That sounds so scary. What are you guys talking about?

[B]

When you say summon, don't they mean like you spoke somebody up or something? Someone like. And then they come up like you summon them?

[A]

Summon means you ask for them to come, though.

[B]

I don't know. Thank you. He always comes.

[A]

That's who you summoned?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For what?

[B]

For my purse. I wanted to tip her. Thank you, lady.

[A]

You're very welcome.

[B]

Thank you. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank Austin. What?

[A]

Take one photo before we wrap also.

[B]

Come on. I'm stuck behind this.

[A]

Well, let's sit down.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Wait now sit over here. Let's just sit down and hold the mics for one picture.

[B]

Okay. So we going to just go? Yeah. Why you say the studio first? I thought you were going to go to the studio first. Why?

[A]

I'm just a boy.

[B]

I don't know. Boy is you wasn't going to help me all. Austin.

[A]

Austin.

[B]

See, you know what? It's all good. He said. Oh, Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with a message for everyone paying big wireless way too much. Please, for the love of everything good

[A]

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