Sukihana: "I just wanted to have a little decorum"

Summary

Summary of Episode: Sukihana – "I Just Wanted to Have a Little Decorum"

Release Date: November 14, 2024

In this engaging episode of The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff, host Bobbi (referred to as Bobby) reconnects with guest Sukihana to celebrate a year since their last podcast collaboration. The episode is a blend of nostalgic reflections, playful banter, and candid discussions about personal growth, diet, relationships, and creative endeavors.

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1. Celebrating a Year of Friendship and Past Collaborations

The episode kicks off with Bobby expressing excitement about introducing Sukihana formally, marking the significance of their one-year anniversary since their previous podcast recording.

• Bobby: "This is our year anniversary since we recorded our last podcast together." [07:07]
• Sukihana: "It definitely is right at the mark." [07:09]

They reminisce about their first encounter in Atlanta, sharing humorous anecdotes about their initial impressions and the chaotic circumstances surrounding their first interview.

• Bobby: "I had no team at that point. It was just me and him, his three cameras." [14:12]
• Sukihana: "You have that energy drink." [08:32]

2. Diets, Veganism, and Personal Choices

A lighthearted debate unfolds as Bobby questions Sukihana's veganism, leading to a deeper conversation about personal dietary choices and the occasional lapses despite commitments.

• Bobby: "Cause she does eat animals." [05:08]
• Sukihana: "I'm not one of them. No, I don't." [05:11]

They discuss the challenges of maintaining a vegan lifestyle, especially amidst social settings, and Bobby admits to occasionally slipping up.

• Sukihana: "I'm not vegan. Sometimes I eat meat, sometimes I don't." [09:23]
• Bobby: "You did just eat a beef taco before you walked in here." [05:21]

3. Creative Collaboration: Making Friendship Bracelets

The core segment revolves around Bobby and Sukihana making friendship bracelets together, symbolizing their bond and the creative process behind their collaboration. This activity sparks playful frustration and laughter as they navigate the intricacies of crafting.

• Bobby: "I want to make Friendship bracelets. I've been wanting to make them for, like, what feels like four hours now." [34:20]
• Sukihana: "I put the letters, and it's gonna get you far. Trust." [46:14]

Their attempts to personalize the bracelets lead to humorous exchanges and reflections on their growth over the past year.

• Sukihana: "What's your favorite band?" [35:36]
• Bobby: "I like Coldplay." [36:25]

4. Personal Lives: Relationships and Parenting

Bobby and Sukihana delve into their personal lives, discussing relationships, parenting, and the dynamics of balancing friendship with personal responsibilities.

• Sukihana: "I've got three kids." [69:16]
• Bobby: "I have two." [69:16]

They candidly talk about their experiences with dating, challenges of being single, and the joys and struggles of raising children.

• Sukihana: "I'm never doing laser. Because at the end of the day, you might meet a guy..." [61:35]
• Bobby: "You just have to accept that." [74:43]

5. Dancing, Videos, and Social Media Moments

The conversation shifts to their interactions with social media, dancing mishaps, and how viral moments have impacted their public personas.

• Bobby: "Chris Brown posted me on his Instagram reel." [40:23]
• Sukihana: "You was fighting me. You thought I was about to go to the lake with y'all." [80:16]

They laugh over past dance routines and discuss the authenticity of social media content, highlighting the blurred lines between genuine actions and curated online images.

6. Closing Reflections and Light-Hearted Farewell

As the episode draws to a close, Bobby and Sukihana reflect on their journey, the lessons learned, and express gratitude for their enduring friendship. They conclude with a mock prayer, adding a touch of humor to their heartfelt exchange.

• Sukihana: "Father God, we want to tell you we love you much and we are so sorry for sinning." [84:05]
• Bobby: "I pray that this podcast ends soon because I keep almost falling asleep." [86:14]

Their playful interaction showcases the depth of their connection, blending sincerity with light-heartedness, making the episode both entertaining and relatable.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bobby: "I'm not gonna like it, but..." [36:06]
• Sukihana: "People should stop making fun of people." [08:12]
• Bobby: "You look amazing. Look at those rosy cheeks." [11:34]
• Sukihana: "Cause I'm your South African friend. I am." [52:40]
• Bobby: "Do you want to see it?" [40:35]
• Sukihana: "We are raising God fearing children in Jesus name." [84:02]

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This episode offers listeners an intimate glimpse into the evolving friendship between Bobby and Sukihana, filled with humor, honesty, and heartfelt moments. Whether discussing lifestyle choices, creative projects, or personal anecdotes, their dynamic conversation provides both entertainment and relatability, encapsulating the essence of The Really Good Podcast.

Transcript

[Bobby]

Suki, I've never introduced a guest, but I think I might start right now.

[Sukihana]

Do you say that every time?

[Bobby]

No, I've never. Let me get. There's a hair on your lash.

[Sukihana]

Oh, be careful.

[Bobby]

You thought I was gonna take your whole lash?

[Sukihana]

I don't know what hair that is. Was it short and curly?

[Bobby]

No. What is wrong with you?

[Sukihana]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby]

It was white.

[Sukihana]

It was white?

[Bobby]

Yes. Where did that come from?

[Sukihana]

You ever heard of kfc? I know the guy that.

[Bobby]

I thought you were gonna say one of the chicken had its hair still on it.

[Sukihana]

Chickens don't have hair.

[Bobby]

Fur?

[Sukihana]

No. Feathers.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, duh. You're right. But the feathers have hair.

[Sukihana]

Oh yeah, they do. Like a little bit. Right?

[Bobby]

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[Bobby]

Okay, this is a very special day. Welcome to the really Good Podcast Today. I'm here with the one and only Sukihana. I said I was gonna introduce you.

[Sukihana]

Oh, okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Bobby]

I said I've never done that before, but I think I'm gonna introduce you.

[Sukihana]

Oh, so you're gonna say it. Okay, yeah. All right, go ahead.

[Bobby]

We're here with the one and only Sukihana and look at her. Show us what you're wearing today, Suki.

[Sukihana]

So right now I'm wearing Fashion Nova. And you might think that this is leather, but it's not. It's pleather. And it's not affordable.

[Bobby]

It's not affordable?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, for like. No, it's affordable.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's not.

[Sukihana]

It's not affordable.

[Bobby]

I thought you said it's not affordable.

[Sukihana]

And I decided to wear pleather instead of leather because I'm not into killing cows.

[Bobby]

Just chickens. From kfc.

[Sukihana]

Nope, I don't eat at kfc.

[Bobby]

You just.

[Sukihana]

I said I know him. The guy that created kfc. I know him personally.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Sukihana]

You.

[Bobby]

That's the white hair you're talking about. The guy on the. Is he alive?

[Sukihana]

It depends.

[Bobby]

It depends if he's alive. What do you think?

[Sukihana]

I mean, it's my opinion. Just go to the. I thought he was introducing me, bro. Oh, yeah. So yeah, this is Fashion Nova. And I know you see it's like a little bit wrinkly right here, but it's cause it's pleather and not leather. And that's for all the People who don't eat animals.

[Bobby]

But she's not one of them.

[Sukihana]

I'm not.

[Bobby]

Cause she does eat animals.

[Sukihana]

No, I don't.

[Bobby]

Yes, you do, bruh. I've seen your stories on Instagram.

[Sukihana]

That was old. Like, that's not long ago.

[Bobby]

Last week.

[Sukihana]

Okay, are we calling each other out?

[Bobby]

No, we're not. I just. I'm confused.

[Sukihana]

Cause, bruh, I'm vegan now.

[Bobby]

All right, you did just eat a beef taco before you walked in here.

[Sukihana]

You ate it, you offered, and you texted me, asked me what type of tacos did I want. Did I reply, no? Exactly.

[Bobby]

Okay. All right. She's vegan. She's three days going strong, and only three days. Oh, I was right.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Only three days. You ever had mccharlies? He didn't.

[Bobby]

I have. You went there?

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Did you like it?

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That sounded really convincing.

[Sukihana]

No, I really. It was like, they give you, like. They only give you, like, five different things. Yeah, they give you, like, five different things. Five. What the.

[Bobby]

You forget how to count?

[Sukihana]

Okay, okay, Bobby, go ahead. Go ahead.

[Bobby]

How many different things do they give you?

[Sukihana]

Five.

[Bobby]

Five. They give you five.

[Sukihana]

All right.

[Bobby]

Hey, welcome to the really good podcast. Today I'm here with the one and only Sukihana. We have not been together. Well, we've. This is our year anniversary. I don't know.

[Sukihana]

I was not together. Like, what you mean?

[Bobby]

Like, I wasn't implying that we were dating or something. What are you. What are you. What are you doing? Let me finish my sentence.

[Sukihana]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby]

Okay. This is our year anniversary since we recorded our last podcast together. I don't know if it's been a year exactly, but I feel like it has.

[Sukihana]

It definitely is right at the mark.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it's today. One year. And that interview went crazy. There's. Why can't he stop it, bruh?

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh, bruh, I'm sorry.

[Bobby]

I feel like a comment we're gonna get is that we look like we're dressed for two completely different events. Like, I came ready to watch this movie fight. This is what you would wear to fight me, people. This is the outfit.

[Sukihana]

Only thing you're missing is a bonnet. Keep your hair, like, tied back.

[Bobby]

Okay. Okay. Well, no, I did not have that on. I want to wear that outfit.

[Sukihana]

Okay.

[Bobby]

You're not gonna wear it again.

[Sukihana]

No, I'm not. But they're gonna definitely see that I wore it, and then they're gonna make fun of us and say that we share clothes.

[Bobby]

They're not gonna. They're gonna say that's smart.

[Sukihana]

I wish they would.

[Bobby]

People who are vegan probably share clothes because they like the environment.

[Sukihana]

I think that would be smart. And people should stop making fun of people.

[Bobby]

I don't think anyone was. Just you.

[Sukihana]

No, no, no, no people. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

[Bobby]

Um, I also. Do you see the stuff sitting in front of us?

[Sukihana]

Do I see it?

[Bobby]

Who else would I be able to see?

[Sukihana]

Oh, yeah, I see it. You have that energy drink.

[Bobby]

But what about all this? Did you think that maybe that was just junk left on the table?

[Sukihana]

Or do you think I was wondering what you were doing?

[Bobby]

I wanted to make friendship bracelets with you. Since it's our year anniversary of being friends.

[Sukihana]

Do you want all we going to do?

[Bobby]

We can do more. What do you have in mind?

[Sukihana]

I mean, okay, we could make friendship bracelets, but. Okay, so what about the real celebration? Like, maybe we could go out, get some drinks. We can go to Crustaceans. I like that place.

[Bobby]

I haven't been there.

[Sukihana]

Crustaceans is so lit. Oh, they got this good crab rice and then one time when I went ti.

[Bobby]

Crab.

[Sukihana]

Crab rice.

[Bobby]

It's not. Vegans don't eat crabs.

[Sukihana]

Vegan crabs. All right, I'm just telling. Okay. I'm not vegan. I'm not vegan. Sometimes. Some days I eat meat, sometimes I don't. So I'm just getting that out the way somebody can't call me out.

[Bobby]

I tried to call you out and you acted like I was up for that.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, because it was like, damn, Bobby, let me get my sponsors. You see, you keep getting those two and every.

[Bobby]

What vegan sponsors do you have?

[Sukihana]

Is there some.

[Bobby]

Is Mr. Charlie's.

[Sukihana]

Mccharlies.

[Bobby]

Oh, it's Mr. Charlie. You don't even. Okay.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, Mccharlies. Mr. Charlie's.

[Bobby]

He's going to pay you.

[Sukihana]

Maybe if he know what's good for him, he will.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

Shit, if he know what's good for him, won't he, Frank? Oh, shit.

[Bobby]

I. I'm all for you getting your money. I just. We weren't on the same page because I.

[Sukihana]

If he know what's good for him, he. He will pay me to help promote veganness and sell them hamburgers that they got. They do be good.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they're good.

[Sukihana]

What is the.

[Bobby]

I mean, they're good for a vegan. For a vegan place.

[Sukihana]

You like it?

[Bobby]

Yeah. For a vegan place, would I prefer to eat in and out? Yeah.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh, in and out is so good, bruh. I just had in and out. Like it was like Two weeks ago.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. And it was like, I got a cheeseburger and I got fries and, Bruh, the cheeseburger was so good. With that little sauce that they have, it's pretty good. Oh, my. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I had it two days ago. My sister had the. What's it called? The Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman. Have you heard of that?

[Sukihana]

No.

[Bobby]

They actually got the wrong order for her, but it's supposed to be.

[Sukihana]

Oh, so she ordered something else.

[Bobby]

She ordered that. They gave her just a meat patty, no bun or anything.

[Sukihana]

No bun?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

To just me. Just bruh.

[Bobby]

Yeah, it was weird. I don't know why they did that to her.

[Sukihana]

I'm like, that for you, friend. You did not deserve that, that day. I want to be, like, as chill as you.

[Bobby]

I. Well, I don't look good.

[Sukihana]

Yes, you do. You look amazing. Look at those rosy cheeks. Look at those rosy cheeks. And then the. The eyes. You have, like, green, brown. And then the eyebrows are very thick. The hairline is very pretty. Just a little cute. Adorable face. Are you crazy?

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Sukihana]

Yes.

[Bobby]

I just mean, like, you're. I'm not. I have dog hair on my socks.

[Sukihana]

Nobody cares about that.

[Bobby]

Nobody cares about that very much.

[Sukihana]

Fuckable girl.

[Bobby]

Oh, wow. Thank you.

[Sukihana]

She is, though, like, what a ballerina.

[Bobby]

I've never heard that before. Welcome to the really good podcast today. I'm here with Sukihana Suki. Should we talk about the very first time I ever met you?

[Sukihana]

Weekend in Atlanta. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Do you want to give your version of what happened, like, just from your perspective how that whole day went, and then I'll give mine? Or do you want me to go first?

[Sukihana]

I want you to go first.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

So I need to know everything. I need to.

[Bobby]

We've never even talked about this.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, we haven't.

[Bobby]

It just happened.

[Sukihana]

I'm happy that it did never come out.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Sukihana]

Well, it was. It were people that were intoxicated too much. It was. I was big boned at that time. I was. I was big boned. That was just a lot for me. Because going back looking at it, it's like, bruh, what were you thinking?

[Bobby]

I mean, I didn't. That's definitely not. I didn't think you looked bad at all. You were like a different version of you. You had different hair and.

[Sukihana]

No. And just mentally a different version. Like, I was mad.

[Bobby]

It was a long time ago. You were masculine.

[Sukihana]

Yes, I was masculine. I did not like that. It was like. It was a lot going on with that hmm.

[Bobby]

Well, I'll give my version. I got a call from Marco, and he was like, you gotta interview Suki. I was like, okay.

[Sukihana]

Well, I got a call from him, too. He said, I have to interview with you.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Sukihana]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Marco is just always setting things up. He's done that for me so many times. And it's. Anytime Marco tells me I need to interview someone, I'm like, all right, I'll make it happen, because I know it's gonna be good. So me and the person behind this camera. I wish you could film yourself.

[Sukihana]

He could.

[Bobby]

Yeah, Just flip it to your face.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Show you too.

[Bobby]

There we go. It was just me and him. We came to Atlanta by ourselves. I had no team at that point. It was just. It was me and him, his three cameras. You said you wanted it to be at Blue Flame in Atlanta.

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

So we got there, and you were, I want to say, five to seven hours late.

[Sukihana]

I don't remember that part.

[Bobby]

Yeah, well, I do, but do you want to know why? I do. That was my first time in a strip club. And then that was my first time in the locker room of a strip club. And they told us just to wait in the locker room. So we sat there for seven hours.

[Sukihana]

I don't know if this part. I don't remember that part.

[Bobby]

We can. We can put in the clip of just me sitting in that room.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Let's see when we do see that.

[Bobby]

I didn't know where to look because there were just naked women all around me. And I was like, oh, my God. Where do I look?

[Sukihana]

The girls at Blue Flame are a little bit aggressive too. You just gotta play it real cool.

[Bobby]

Well, I didn't. I didn't know they were naked, and I felt like I was violating their privacy.

[Sukihana]

It's just coochie. Everyone see that coochie. They ain't worry about nothing.

[Bobby]

I was like, okay. Then they were. They were feeding me. It was good food. I was like, all right.

[Sukihana]

You had some lemon pepper wings.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they were the best. I think about those all the time. Those are the best wings I've had in my entire. And Morgan was so hungry, and I said, I'm gonna finish all of these.

[Sukihana]

So you hear that, Blue Flame? Make sure you book my girl, period.

[Bobby]

To do what?

[Sukihana]

Come through.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

Show some love. Get some wings. Throw some wands.

[Bobby]

No, I would say I'm not. I'm not. I don't feel comfortable.

[Sukihana]

You would make a lot of money if you was to try.

[Bobby]

I will consider that.

[Sukihana]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Then you came, and I Hadn't met you. We hadn't talked at all before this. I think our manager and I just talked to Ms. Vanessa. I didn't talk to you yet. And I was like nervous because I didn't know if you were going to be nice or what it was going to be like. And then you came and you were really nice and we still didn't talk. I don't think we even had each other's numbers. We did it. You left immediately after. And we had to wait there for him to break it down. So it took him.

[Sukihana]

I had places to be.

[Bobby]

I didn't.

[Sukihana]

I had to go.

[Bobby]

That was good that I didn't have anything to do. So I just sat there while he broke everything down for two more hours. And then I flew home. And I was like.

[Sukihana]

But at the end of the day, we both wanted to work with each other and we did it. We made it happen. And it never came out.

[Bobby]

And it never came out.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And we. I was like, I'd probably get canceled.

[Sukihana]

So what was the reason?

[Bobby]

Mine was that I was like, people hate me on the Internet right now. So if this interview comes out, people. Oh, and that clip of us went viral and I was getting so much shit for it.

[Sukihana]

Oh, when you were standing there?

[Bobby]

Yeah, they like cut it from when I'm like laughing with like Ms. Vanessa and. And then you're like, come up, come up. And then I get up and then I like did the serious face where I was just like. And then that got clipped of just me being like.

[Sukihana]

And then they just said what they said about it. Yes, but literally you guys don't know that. Bobby was in there chilling, having a good time, eating lemon pepper wings. My girl flew into Atlanta to do this interview at the Blue Flame. And she flew out after she had a good time and that was it. She wasn't being awkward. If anybody was being awkward. It wasn't us.

[Bobby]

It wasn't us.

[Sukihana]

It wasn't us.

[Bobby]

But yeah, that clip went so viral and it was just so much hate that we were like, okay, well, I can't post this interview.

[Sukihana]

Alright. I'm not gonna lie, but I gotta use the bathroom. Yeah. Cause it's like I see it in my face.

[Bobby]

You see it in your face? What does that mean? Okay, there's a bathroom right here. But there's one way further, because you're not gonna.

[Sukihana]

I'm gonna wear somebody's sandals.

[Bobby]

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[Sukihana]

We've.

[Bobby]

We've reconvened. We've decided we'll release maybe that interview.

[Sukihana]

Maybe, Maybe. But I just want to let you guys know, I was not like this at the time. I was, like, made way bigger and I was, like, more ghetto.

[Bobby]

I was really ugly, which is crazy.

[Sukihana]

Wait, girl.

[Bobby]

Okay, I know I don't look that much different now, so it's crazy.

[Sukihana]

No, you looked good. You had a lot of collagen in your skin.

[Bobby]

I don't anymore.

[Sukihana]

You do. You do.

[Bobby]

You had. You had.

[Sukihana]

No, it's like, okay, back then, your face was more, like, shiny.

[Bobby]

No, it still does that.

[Sukihana]

I like when your face is really shiny. Even like, she has really good skin sometimes. Never mind, Never mind, never mind.

[Bobby]

She's so. She's so honest. And it's.

[Sukihana]

No, sometimes you have, like, okay, pimples. But that means you're young. That means you're young.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

So she shows up to dinner and it's like, oh, my gosh, Bobby.

[Bobby]

Wow. Wow. Thank you. Anyway, we both had a little bit of a glow up. She's saying she had a lot of glow up, right?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I had a lot compared to back then. When we did that interview, I feel.

[Bobby]

Like we both did. We both had.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, we both.

[Bobby]

We both were different. That was so long ago. We probably have more money now.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, we have more money and more people skills.

[Bobby]

Yeah, we didn't really have you, too. I Feel like it's like we've grown a lot in that last. In that year.

[Sukihana]

Do you look back and, like, feel cringe? Yeah, I do, too.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah. I look back and I'm like, whoa. You know, when Offset told me, he gave me a whole little lecture of what I needed to do during my interview with him of, like, what I needed to do.

[Sukihana]

What did he say?

[Bobby]

Well, just, like, he was like, I see what you're trying to do, but you just need to do this, this, and this. And I feel like I actually took advice, and, yeah, I feel like, you know, he. Do you have any advice for him for Offset? No advice for. For me. I've got nothing. But I took his advice, and it's crazy to see what I looked like then to now.

[Sukihana]

Now. Yes. Well, you was always good at my book.

[Bobby]

That's okay, because you are gonna say that.

[Sukihana]

No, you literally were like, I looked.

[Bobby]

Good in your book.

[Sukihana]

No, you were just always very cool, very humble in my book. We had fun. We had drinks.

[Bobby]

We've had fun. Fun from day one in Atlanta. And then. So when we were. When we realized that that interview couldn't get out, then I was like, well, do you want to do a new one? And I actually am so happy the first one didn't get out, because the second one never would have happened if the first one got out.

[Sukihana]

The second one was the Jam.

[Bobby]

The second one was so good. That was so good. We had so much fun. And I flew to Miami. Oh, wait, this is. This was funny. We were just. Will you let the dog go? Just let her go.

[Sukihana]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Marley. Marley.

[Sukihana]

Do you.

[Bobby]

Oh, you work it.

[Sukihana]

Omg.

[Bobby]

Marley, come here.

[Sukihana]

Hey, Marley.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

Hi, baby.

[Bobby]

Come here. She just wanted to. She just wanted to sit on me. Don't worry. Okay.

[Sukihana]

Are you sure?

[Bobby]

Okay, we're good. We're good. She's just chilling.

[Sukihana]

She smells so good.

[Bobby]

I know. She's got her dog perfume on. Okay. Break her outfit or anything.

[Sukihana]

You're so sweet. Marley, what ethnicity is she? Like, if you had to pick. Like, if you had to pick, what would you say? My dog Coco is black as.

[Bobby]

Definitely.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

You're so definitely white. What just happened? What?

[Sukihana]

It's just like. I feel like.

[Bobby]

Oh, I thought you were. She just did something. Oh, she loves you.

[Sukihana]

I do attract dogs.

[Bobby]

Do you?

[Sukihana]

Yes, I do.

[Bobby]

Crying with her mom to be. Is she trying or something by my sister.

[Sukihana]

What does this mean right here?

[Bobby]

Okay. It just means she loves you.

[Sukihana]

I love you.

[Bobby]

I know. She wanted so bad to be on Camera. That was crazy.

[Sukihana]

Look at her.

[Bobby]

She's posing for this. She's like, look at me.

[Sukihana]

I'm having. My gosh. You're so precious.

[Bobby]

Said I going to get you a brand deal with the doggy company.

[Sukihana]

Yes. Petco.

[Bobby]

Come on. Just cheers.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my goodness. Marley is about to be super famous.

[Bobby]

Oh, Marley, you're crazy. Okay. Anyway, our interview, and I feel like I have my. Okay. I feel like I have my kid with me. Our interview in Florida. That one was. I flew out. Morgan came, but this time he got. He wasn't my photographer.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

My videographer. He was just. I don't know what he was doing there. Just an extra plane ticket. Yeah. Just more money to spend. I don't even know why, but. And. And he spent $500 on our Cosamigos bottle.

[Sukihana]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So then, yeah, that happened. That interview went crazy. Yeah.

[Sukihana]

I got so many fans.

[Bobby]

Did you? Yeah. People are obsessed with you that. The magician versus music, musician versus magician. That went crazy.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, it did.

[Bobby]

Yeah. That went everywhere. I still get sent that.

[Sukihana]

You do. I do, too.

[Bobby]

Did that happen? How did that happen?

[Sukihana]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Because in my head, when I said that, I was like, you're just with me. Were you just. You were just with me.

[Sukihana]

I thought we were doing improv.

[Bobby]

Yeah, me too.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Like, I like doing improv with her.

[Bobby]

And everyone online thought you were dead ass. And I was like, you guys, Suki does not.

[Sukihana]

I don't mind.

[Bobby]

She's not confused. She just does.

[Sukihana]

I don't mind. I feel like I actually am both a musician and a magician because I do do magic at times. And when we go on tour, starting now. No. Yes.

[Bobby]

You've always done magic.

[Sukihana]

Yes. Yes.

[Bobby]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. When we go on tour, though, you're gonna do magic.

[Sukihana]

Yep. I'm coming out.

[Bobby]

You're coming out of the closet or just.

[Sukihana]

Nope. Out of the closet. Not out of the closet.

[Bobby]

Okay, first of all, why would I.

[Sukihana]

Be in a closet?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Maybe. Why are you out?

[Sukihana]

I'm definitely not living in the closet. I'm out of the closet.

[Bobby]

Oh, you like girls?

[Sukihana]

Just like you.

[Bobby]

You like girls.

[Sukihana]

They're cool, bruh.

[Bobby]

Do you like them, like, as friends?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I like them as friends.

[Bobby]

You just said you're out of the closet.

[Sukihana]

Out of the closet, all the way. I was never in the closet because I always lived in my closet.

[Bobby]

Why did you have to come out of the.

[Sukihana]

No. Never was in it.

[Bobby]

So your truth is that you don't like girls?

[Sukihana]

No, I Like, everybody. Okay, I'm not gonna just show girls love, bruh.

[Bobby]

But what type of love are you talking.

[Sukihana]

It's kind of awkward when you have Marlee just sitting here. It's Marlee.

[Bobby]

I can't. She's just watching you. She's just.

[Sukihana]

She's not even looking at me.

[Bobby]

She's just sitting there. She's just looking at the camera. She's really trying to get her sleep.

[Sukihana]

Marlee, this conversation is a little too much for you, girl. Yeah, you.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'll cover her ears.

[Sukihana]

All right. So at the end of the day, I feel like I love everybody. I love people.

[Bobby]

Mm. I'm covering her ears. You can say what you wanted to say.

[Sukihana]

I don't have. I know. You did gay stuff before. I've never. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

[Bobby]

I've kissed a girl in my life.

[Sukihana]

That's gay enough.

[Bobby]

What have you done?

[Sukihana]

I. That's all. Just kissed.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, just a little smooch. It wasn't like, more than that. Like a tongue kiss? Did you. You did.

[Bobby]

It was. Put your tongue in the girls. It was a dare.

[Sukihana]

It was a dare.

[Bobby]

Yeah, we were playing, like. What's that game?

[Sukihana]

Truth dare? Double dare? Or was it spin a bottle?

[Bobby]

Oh, it was true.

[Sukihana]

All right, Marley has had enough. Marley, it's okay.

[Bobby]

You gotta. You gotta go play with Lexi now, okay? This is inappropriate for you. Yeah, it does feel wrong to talk about this stuff with her here. You're just.

[Sukihana]

She doesn't want to leave.

[Bobby]

She's 2. She can't.

[Sukihana]

Oh, that's the same age as Coconut, my baby.

[Bobby]

Eastern tourist country. Other.

[Sukihana]

We could. Coconut is a boy, though. And Marley is a girl. But the thing is, coconut can't get. Nobody's pregnant.

[Bobby]

Oh, she's been fixed.

[Sukihana]

He's been fixed.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

No, he hasn't been fixed, though.

[Bobby]

Present for you, by the way.

[Sukihana]

All right.

[Bobby]

It's.

[Sukihana]

I can't wait to see the present.

[Bobby]

Okay, I'm going to show you. Don't make that face, or. I don't want to give you a gift.

[Sukihana]

Okay.

[Bobby]

It's ungrateful. Here you go. Here's the thing. I was gonna bring a fresh one, but I accidentally smoked it a little bit. But does that not count?

[Sukihana]

It count for me. It's cool. Cause you my girl. But why would you smoke a little bit of it?

[Bobby]

I just thought that I had an extra one.

[Sukihana]

So do I get to take the bowl, too?

[Bobby]

No, I stole that from him.

[Sukihana]

Is it the ashtray?

[Bobby]

Well, now it is. Yeah.

[Sukihana]

So are we exchanging birthday Gifts this year. When's your birthday?

[Bobby]

You already gave me a gift.

[Sukihana]

What was it? Oh, I.

[Bobby]

You forgot.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh. Oh. The crazy thing is I sent Bobby a birthday gift with all these natural soaps that make her smell really good. She always smells good. But you know, I really care about you.

[Bobby]

You know what, Lexi? Was it you that said no? Destiny. Someone was like, why'd she send you so many subs? She thinks you smell bad.

[Sukihana]

No. I love that her skin is so nice. So I wanted to make sure that she used the best products. Nothing with all that stuff in it.

[Bobby]

So it's really good. I use it on.

[Sukihana]

I mean, it's good because guess what? It's my birthday month. It's my birthday month. November 15th.

[Bobby]

I definitely am gonna be very high after. Like, feel. You know how sometimes you get like a little high, but sometimes you get very high?

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

This time is a very high.

[Sukihana]

I'm still trying to learn what weed I can smoke. Like. Cause some weed makes me a little paranoid. Some weed makes me think too much. Some weed makes me laugh a lot.

[Bobby]

The sweet makes me laugh.

[Sukihana]

It makes you laugh. Okay, good.

[Bobby]

But this is the only weed I'll smoke.

[Sukihana]

I know. You always tell me that. Every time I offer you to smoke.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Cuz I. I don't trust anything else. I'm scared it'll make me paranoid.

[Sukihana]

I hate anxiety. Death to anxiety, bruh. Yeah, like anxiety needs to be canceled, bruh. I always be getting anxiety sometimes and it makes me sad.

[Bobby]

Makes you sad?

[Sukihana]

What? Yes. It's like, bro, why am I so scared of stuff?

[Bobby]

Suki, for real. I want to make you a bracelet.

[Sukihana]

I like this week.

[Bobby]

Do you feel it? I like how you're wiggling your toes.

[Sukihana]

Oh, don't pay attention to my toes. Yeah, I do that when I'm like, nervous. So I hope I'm not getting nervous because I came to make good television.

[Bobby]

I hope you're not getting nervous either.

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Cause those toes are wiggling.

[Sukihana]

Yep. But they stand still right now. Like, stop looking at people's toes, bruh.

[Bobby]

Imagine if I was just like wiggling my toes that much. You would. I'm just.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I would. Look, I would be like, girl, what are you doing?

[Bobby]

So why can't I do the same?

[Sukihana]

Cause I'm not doing it no more.

[Bobby]

You haven't stopped.

[Sukihana]

Look. Exactly.

[Bobby]

There you go again. Just can't stop.

[Sukihana]

Okay, do we have to make this about my toes? Can we talk about this? String? Can we talk about something over here?

[Bobby]

Okay. I want to make Friendship bracelets. I've been wanting to make them for, like, what feels like four hours now. Would you like to make one with me?

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Why do you sound like that?

[Sukihana]

All right. Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby]

Okay. All right. That's the spirit. I'm gonna fit this to your hand. Okay, that'll. That'll do, but I'm. This one's. I'm making yours, so.

[Sukihana]

So this. What we doing?

[Bobby]

Yeah, we're talking while we make each other friendship bracelets. What's wrong with that? It. I'm dying.

[Sukihana]

Actually, can we stop the weed up in here? Is it the weed?

[Bobby]

No one else is doing it. It was just us. Why are you giving me your wrist?

[Sukihana]

What is it? Is it for me or you?

[Bobby]

No, this one's. We're making one for each other. Okay, Stop trying to ruin my. My.

[Sukihana]

I thought you should make it longer so that. Are we about to put beads on here?

[Bobby]

No, we're gonna give each other a piece of string.

[Sukihana]

All right. Come on, Bobby. What's your favorite band?

[Bobby]

My favorite what?

[Sukihana]

Band.

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Sukihana]

For real?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

Damn.

[Bobby]

What band do you like?

[Sukihana]

I like a lot of bands, but I wanna know. What bands do you like?

[Bobby]

Is a band just like.

[Sukihana]

Like the people that play music and stuff?

[Bobby]

I don't think there's any alive right now.

[Sukihana]

For real?

[Bobby]

I can't think of a single. I can't think of a single band. What's your favorite band?

[Sukihana]

I like Pretty Ricky.

[Bobby]

I don't know who that is.

[Sukihana]

Y'all like Pretty Ricky?

[Bobby]

That's not a band.

[Sukihana]

That is a band. Well, I like Pretty Ricky. I like.

[Bobby]

What the is a band?

[Sukihana]

Like the people that sing together. I love Coldplay. Oh, my gosh. You like Coldplay?

[Bobby]

What's your favorite color?

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Do you like green?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, a little bit. A lot.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

Trying to write your name right now.

[Bobby]

This doesn't really fit through this hole.

[Sukihana]

Girl, make it fit. I do all the time.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. I hope you're talking about beads. Why are you laughing? Where are we doing this from?

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh, bro.

[Bobby]

It took me that long to get.

[Sukihana]

One bead on, I got your name already. Well, I just changed your name to Bob. I don't feel like adding all those letters.

[Bobby]

You're gonna make me wear my own name?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, it says Bob.

[Bobby]

You're gonna make me wear my own name?

[Sukihana]

Yes. You supposed to wear mine?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Sukihana]

Girl, that's giving real too much. I don't like it.

[Bobby]

You're wearing my name?

[Sukihana]

No, I'm Gonna give you this name, and I'm gonna take my name, and then we gonna give them to N as gifts.

[Bobby]

Who would wear this besides us?

[Sukihana]

Trust. We got some fans out here, my girl.

[Bobby]

Well, where are bracelets? Should we sell them?

[Sukihana]

Yep. Remember sex bracelets? Did y'all have them in Cali?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

See, where I'm from, we had, like, little sex bracelets and then we used to trade them and stuff. Some of them would mean suck, lick, hunch, hug, you know, they had, like, each color. Y'all don't know what sex bracelet was? Yeah, they had each color. It mean, like, hug be gay.

[Bobby]

Did you have to do it to the person?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, you did it. Or shit. You just collected them. So if you gave them a be.

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Gay, you would have to be gay.

[Sukihana]

No. You, like, be gay with other girls? I don't fucking know. All I know, I didn't get that one before.

[Bobby]

How old were you?

[Sukihana]

I was. Shit. I ain't even about to say that. Cause they gonna. Cause we was. It was back then.

[Bobby]

Girl, I've never heard of this.

[Sukihana]

Yep. So they had them at, like, five and below, you get little bracelets and you learn how to put them on your finger and around your hand and stuff. That was it. From where I'm from, if somebody break your bracelet, that means you gotta do something.

[Bobby]

You have to.

[Sukihana]

No, Just if you want to.

[Bobby]

Nobody is gonna break your bracelet.

[Sukihana]

Just if you fast and got daddy issues. That's. If you do it.

[Bobby]

Then what? What does the bracelet look like?

[Sukihana]

They like green, black, white.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Sukihana]

Cause we was grown back then, so that was different.

[Bobby]

Mm. I wasn't.

[Sukihana]

Yes, you were.

[Bobby]

I wasn't playing with sex bracelets.

[Sukihana]

You. You. You had your fun. Everybody be having fun. Girl, no. Now I'm about to. Not you. Not about to get the rest of this bracelet.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Sukihana]

All right, how many beads we putting on? We don't got no bead machine. We just gotta keep going. I'm just gonna put. I'm just gonna put letters at this point.

[Bobby]

Just any letters. You're not spelling anything anymore?

[Sukihana]

Nope. Mm. Mm.

[Bobby]

Putting a lot of thought into mine.

[Sukihana]

Bobby. Bobby. Come on.

[Bobby]

That was cute. Where'd that come from?

[Sukihana]

No, no, this. Making up songs and stuff.

[Bobby]

Make one up. Go ahead.

[Sukihana]

Make the full three minutes.

[Bobby]

Song.

[Sukihana]

Nope, I can't do that.

[Bobby]

I still don't know how to dance.

[Sukihana]

Yes, you do. Ari taught you. I seen it.

[Bobby]

You didn't see me dance. You saw her try to.

[Sukihana]

And then.

[Bobby]

And then I still.

[Sukihana]

And then you did it. Yes, you did.

[Bobby]

Not good. She doing y'all Suki. You know Chris Brown posted me on his Instagram reel. Did he dancing? What?

[Sukihana]

Oh, did he?

[Bobby]

Okay, girl, like bad. But my girl, I was dancing poorly. It's viral. Only because I suck, girl. Do you want to see it?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, let me see.

[Bobby]

You're going to be like, ew, stop. Stop playing that.

[Sukihana]

I'll be the judge of that.

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[Sukihana]

Oh, Bobby. Oh my gosh. When did you start dancing so fast?

[Bobby]

So fast.

[Sukihana]

Bobby, is this you, girl? When did you start dancing like that? Okay.

[Bobby]

Yep.

[Sukihana]

You wasn't wrong, friend. I'm pretty sure the you ate that.

[Bobby]

The caption on his page is. Read it.

[Sukihana]

I keep thinking there is an imaginary hula hoop somewhere. Nice moves, Chris Brown. Told you you got nice moves, girl. Do you know what that means?

[Bobby]

I don't feel like that was a written by him. I feel like someone runs his page.

[Sukihana]

Why?

[Bobby]

Because. Why would he post me? Like he definitely, bro.

[Sukihana]

Cause you're lit.

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

You was hitting those moves though, right? How do y'all have this? And it doesn't even have every letter in the Alphabet.

[Bobby]

It does.

[Sukihana]

No, it doesn't. It doesn't even have F's.

[Bobby]

100 every letter in there.

[Sukihana]

Why wouldn't they have S?

[Bobby]

They're just not. They're mixed up.

[Sukihana]

Suki.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Sukihana]

This is so there's no Fs.

[Bobby]

I just had a flashback because you had to use the bathroom during this interview. During our interview. I had to use the bathroom.

[Sukihana]

Oh, yeah. It was you. And I was telling you, girl, turn on the water so they don't hear you peeing.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sukihana]

Remember?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sukihana]

Did you do it?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I did.

[Sukihana]

Lucky you.

[Bobby]

Well, I have like 100 more beads, so I have a lot of.

[Sukihana]

All right. At this point since there's no more.

[Bobby]

Letters, if I look in that, it's.

[Sukihana]

No F and I find an F.

[Bobby]

I'm going to find an F. There's.

[Sukihana]

No Fs in there. I'm just spelling stuff how I want to spell it. I'll start my own spelling.

[Bobby]

No, you cannot. What were you trying to spell? I'm gonna find an F to spell.

[Sukihana]

Bobby fat. No, you're not fat.

[Bobby]

Bobby fat.

[Sukihana]

No, I just need the next. Okay. Bobby's ass fat.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Sukihana]

Manifested. That's what I'm trying to do.

[Bobby]

You're manifesting that I get a fat ass?

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Let me find your.

[Sukihana]

It's gonna get you far. Trust. All right. The whole interview. We have to do this. You didn't even tell me this. Usually, like, you send me stuff.

[Bobby]

I didn't think you would approve if I said this.

[Sukihana]

I would have. I would have not. I would have not.

[Bobby]

Okay, so.

[Sukihana]

Cause it's like. Okay.

[Bobby]

Are you kidding? What letter are you looking for? This is a whole.

[Sukihana]

Wow. You just put it there.

[Bobby]

I just put this whole Bruh.

[Sukihana]

Are you serious?

[Bobby]

That's what I just did.

[Sukihana]

Hurry up, Dan.

[Bobby]

That's crazy. Let me just finish spelling it while I'm here, okay?

[Sukihana]

You didn't even spell nothing.

[Bobby]

I can't believe that I looked at this and these are organized by letter. If I had to guess, there's also 26 compartments.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh. Let me see. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 4, 25, 20. I think it's 26. Oh, my gosh. She's a fortune teller. Oh, my Goodness, girl, there's 27.

[Bobby]

Oh, I like yours, but I don't like what it says. Let me write something.

[Sukihana]

Just go ahead.

[Bobby]

I haven't written anything yet.

[Sukihana]

I'm not doing the whole thing. I'm. You're going to have a lot of string. So is there a tea? Nope.

[Bobby]

Obviously. All right, I put it there for you. I finished spelling. Look.

[Sukihana]

Look at these. These TE's are fat, bro.

[Bobby]

Heart.

[Sukihana]

Look. That's a heart.

[Bobby]

That's a heart.

[Sukihana]

Okay?

[Bobby]

It's not a fat T, it's a heart.

[Sukihana]

It looks like a fat tea.

[Bobby]

A fat. A V if anything. But a fat T is not. That's.

[Sukihana]

Can you even see the top of the tea will get big and probably crease in the middle and look like a heart. Think about it. All right, yours is done.

[Bobby]

No, put more colors on it. Like you could put a few cute Colors.

[Sukihana]

Colors.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna wear this every single day for the rest of my life.

[Sukihana]

This right here.

[Bobby]

You look so pretty.

[Sukihana]

Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

[Bobby]

You really do.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I started a diet.

[Bobby]

What's your diet? Oh, vegan.

[Sukihana]

No, not. I'm not gonna lie. My diet really is, like, plant based. I like to eat a lot of plants and something's moving back there.

[Bobby]

I keep hearing that. What's your diet?

[Sukihana]

My diet is I like to eat eggs. I like to eat salads.

[Bobby]

That's not plant based.

[Sukihana]

Spinach. You know that. Spinach and salad. I was adding eggs on the top before I got to it. So now.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

I be eating a lot of vegetables.

[Bobby]

When are you gonna cook for me?

[Sukihana]

I ain't even about to do it. Cause you ain't gonna understand.

[Bobby]

Why wouldn't I under. What am I not gonna understand?

[Sukihana]

Cause you're not gonna understand. Cause do you eat pork? Is you gonna eat pork?

[Bobby]

Yeah, I eat everything.

[Sukihana]

Oh, remember we went to that Italian restaurant that time?

[Bobby]

Yeah, that one was so. That was so good. But those. Yeah, not pork. What did I eat there?

[Sukihana]

Oh, you had that truffle Mac and cheese. They did not little.

[Bobby]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Sukihana]

You had. They had the meat girl.

[Bobby]

And then the French 75 that we've been having together forever.

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

I need to stop looking at this angle because then my forehead's gonna look all big.

[Sukihana]

Everybody loves big forehead girls.

[Bobby]

Do they?

[Sukihana]

Do they? Come on.

[Bobby]

What size is your forehead? One, two, three.

[Sukihana]

Probably like. I probably have a five head. I'm not gonna lie. I do. You definitely. You're around there, friend. Do it.

[Bobby]

I definitely have a five.

[Sukihana]

Okay. All right. It's okay.

[Bobby]

I'm not like three. No, this is a whole five.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, this whole five. That's okay. That's great.

[Bobby]

What is qj?

[Sukihana]

Oh, see? Queen juice. Cause everybody loves juice. So I was just like, it's something that everybody loves, bruh.

[Bobby]

That's what you thought of right now.

[Sukihana]

When you were buying queen juice.

[Bobby]

That's the best light you could come up with?

[Sukihana]

You're the queen of juice.

[Bobby]

Why'd you just throw two random letters at the end?

[Sukihana]

Because it's like, bruh these. It's like, how long do we have to do this for?

[Bobby]

A few days?

[Sukihana]

Nah, it's like, I am getting tired of putting these beets on here.

[Bobby]

I'm not gonna like. I feel like you have enough on yours then.

[Sukihana]

You already don't have food.

[Bobby]

My wrists aren't big.

[Sukihana]

Where's the food?

[Bobby]

You told me you didn't Want anything?

[Sukihana]

No, I didn't. I did. I just. It was a reverse psychology. I was trying to see what you was really gonna do was you gonna get us food or you was gonna let us come here. When you walked in, I said, energy drinks like always.

[Bobby]

And when you walked in, I said, there's extra food if you guys want any. Okay.

[Sukihana]

What food was it? I didn't see no food. I only seen your plate, bro, and it was just nachos.

[Bobby]

This is.

[Sukihana]

Bless you. Thank you. Sorry.

[Bobby]

I've never heard someone say sorry after saying it. You don't have to be sorry.

[Sukihana]

You don't have to be sorry.

[Bobby]

It's okay. You can sneeze again.

[Sukihana]

It's okay with sneezing like bro, right?

[Bobby]

This is my favorite flavor. Looks like their candy apple. So good.

[Sukihana]

All right, girl. We're done. We're done. We are done. Are we done? No, you're done.

[Bobby]

You're done. Let me just finish mine. You can.

[Sukihana]

I like mine like that.

[Bobby]

I'm almost done, Suki. Give me three more hours and I'll be good.

[Sukihana]

Let me fix my hair.

[Bobby]

You look beautiful.

[Sukihana]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

I said a lot, but I'm. Say it again.

[Sukihana]

I'm your South African friend. I am. No.

[Bobby]

Did you just make that up, though? Was it a song?

[Sukihana]

I just made it up. Like, I like to sing.

[Bobby]

What are you adding now?

[Sukihana]

Stop. I'm just writing stuff.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

What are you writing? Like, I don't want mine to be that long. Like, I have one name. You're still gone. I didn't.

[Bobby]

This is my gift to you. Why do you feel like it's your.

[Sukihana]

First gift was an ashtray.

[Bobby]

It's not an ashtray. It's just a bowl. But. Yeah. And a half smoked joint.

[Sukihana]

Yep. That. We were good, though, so it's okay.

[Bobby]

How do you feel?

[Sukihana]

I scared.

[Bobby]

Describe your feelings.

[Sukihana]

Like, I feel like when I do sober up, I'm gonna have a long talk with my friends that's sitting right there.

[Bobby]

What are you gonna tell them?

[Sukihana]

Probably like, now y'all bitches know. Y'all seen me fucked up on this camera like this and y'all did not care.

[Bobby]

What would you like them to do to escort you out right now?

[Sukihana]

Probably come fix my hair and stuff.

[Bobby]

You just want them to come do your hair when it looks perfect.

[Sukihana]

I just want to make sure I'm being ladylike. And I'm not acting like no real nigga.

[Bobby]

What do you think I'm acting like if no one's coming to see me?

[Sukihana]

You are acting like a Stewardess. Like those people that be on the plane.

[Bobby]

I'm acting like one and.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, like you remind me of a stewardess.

[Bobby]

Oh. You know, I applied to be one for real, and they didn't give me the job.

[Sukihana]

Fuck them.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Sukihana]

But my friend that work for Delta, she be making good money and she get to go anywhere. I know you would have got them coins, though, if you did it.

[Bobby]

I don't trust you get tips.

[Sukihana]

No, you don't get tips unless you accept them poo. Remember that. I don't give a fuck what the job description is. If you accept it, you accept it.

[Bobby]

I think you can get fired, though.

[Sukihana]

No, you won't.

[Bobby]

They 100% will.

[Sukihana]

How they gonna fire you if they don't know? Tell me that.

[Bobby]

What if they find out? What if somebody sees?

[Sukihana]

Who gonna tell the person that sees? Mm. Mm. Not if you give them free drinks. You know, y'all got them little shots in the back. If you give them a free drink, they ain't gonna tell.

[Bobby]

You're right.

[Sukihana]

Exactly.

[Bobby]

I lick your toes.

[Sukihana]

Thank you. Cause, you know, I need to get these feet scrubbed, Dale. I'm gonna get them scrubbed. When we getting our feet scrubbed. What do you mean cut? Because the nails look good, but it's like, it is getting a little crusty in the back. Because it's a pedicure. It's dry air out here. All right, I think we did this enough.

[Bobby]

Wait, let me check if this fits you. Oh, wait, I need. I need a weight. Oh, my God. That's the perfect amount of beads. Okay, I'm going to tie mine for you.

[Sukihana]

We'll tie mine for you.

[Bobby]

Thanks.

[Sukihana]

Mm. Mm. I got a different technique. Watch.

[Bobby]

Why did you make my wrist so big?

[Sukihana]

Oh. Cause, see, this one is a twist and turn.

[Bobby]

Suki, that's. That's insane.

[Sukihana]

We're going out second dick. We're going out second dick.

[Bobby]

Is that another one of your songs tonight? Who?

[Sukihana]

Me and you? Who is me and you?

[Bobby]

Who's you, Bobby? No. Suki. Yep. We're doing what tonight?

[Sukihana]

We're going out sucking dick. We're going out sucking dick.

[Bobby]

That's what we're doing tonight.

[Sukihana]

Yep. Tonight's tonight.

[Bobby]

I don't. I don't want to do that tonight. I understand. And. And here. No, wait. Can you just. Can you just for one second, trust the process?

[Sukihana]

The whole interview was us making friendship braces, bro.

[Bobby]

That's exactly what I wanted. What else would you have rather done on earth? This is.

[Sukihana]

I didn't think the whole interview would.

[Bobby]

We did A lot today.

[Sukihana]

That flavor is good, though.

[Bobby]

I told you.

[Sukihana]

I see why. It's like your favorite one.

[Bobby]

I know. I wish they had this one year round. If they're watching this, I hope they make this flavor year round. Because I would never sleep again if they made it year round. Okay, let me. Suki, did you finish tying yours?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, mine's been done.

[Bobby]

Okay. Right. This is so big, but can I put your bracelet on your hand, please?

[Sukihana]

Okay. Here.

[Bobby]

Aw, it matches your dress.

[Sukihana]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

Do you want to read it?

[Sukihana]

Suki is bored. I wasn't bored. Like, literally. No, I was having a great time.

[Bobby]

Yeah, you said at least 20 times that you wish we were doing something else.

[Sukihana]

Like, no. All right. I did a little bit.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Can I read mine now?

[Sukihana]

Yep.

[Bobby]

It's written. Some words are going this way and some are going that way.

[Sukihana]

Speak Latin.

[Bobby]

How. How do I read this? That's crazy.

[Sukihana]

Suki, girl, just read the sheet.

[Bobby]

You see what you did? Can they see this? It's like, what is my name? Backward and then. And then end. Upside down and then just see it. Okay. And it's the.

[Sukihana]

The A is upside down. I do see that part.

[Bobby]

Okay. Bob asks that. Q, J, S, S, D. You know what?

[Sukihana]

Let me see it.

[Bobby]

Cat 3. What's S?

[Sukihana]

Oh, oh, oh, I know what. Let me see. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're not seeing it, right? Hold on, Bob. I didn't want to put Bobby because I didn't have all the letters. I just put Bob.

[Bobby]

She had the letters.

[Sukihana]

Oh, what did I put? Oh, Bob, ass fat. So, like, she can basically manifest like, a fat ass because she's. She is getting it. It's taking its time. But when we first met, it was not like this. Just everybody's seen it. Okay, Everyone.

[Bobby]

Seen what? Seen what?

[Sukihana]

They seen your little shapey shape.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Sukihana]

Yep. All right, so. And then I put. Okay, all right. I don't even know. Three. I just put three. And I think I was going to put like three six Mafia, because I was thinking about these songs, but then I just put three. I guess you didn't have any numbers, but that's it. Bob's ass fat and 3.

[Bobby]

There's 1. All the numbers are right there.

[Sukihana]

Oh, I didn't see that one. Here, go ahead. Put this on. The whole time we did this? Yeah. Yep. The whole time? Yeah, like, the whole time.

[Bobby]

You know what? We've hung out three times now. You never bring us an activity to do. I feel like this could be a necklace on me.

[Sukihana]

Yep. You should try It.

[Bobby]

I don't think it would make it, but it's definitely the size of my neck. And I just think this, like.

[Sukihana]

No, it'd probably hurt, though.

[Bobby]

And you said what you meant was for it to be worn like this.

[Sukihana]

Let me see.

[Bobby]

That's not what you meant. You just thought my wrist was.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I think it looked cute like this. If it don't. Long as it don't hurt.

[Bobby]

It hurts. It hurts.

[Sukihana]

All right, then you have to keep it like. I like your rings.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Sukihana]

Rings on all fingers. I like that. That's cute. Okay, so keep it like that.

[Bobby]

Okay. And you keep yours like that.

[Sukihana]

Yep. Well, Suki is bored. Hold on. I got upside down.

[Bobby]

Suki. You don't shave your arms either?

[Sukihana]

I don't? I don't. I didn't think I had enough hair to shave.

[Bobby]

You don't.

[Sukihana]

You don't either?

[Bobby]

No. You have less than me. Yours is invisible. Mine is visible.

[Sukihana]

I have golden hairs.

[Bobby]

You really do?

[Sukihana]

Yeah, so that's why I like to keep them.

[Bobby]

You keep your leg hair, too?

[Sukihana]

Well, I only. I don't really grow leg hair. Just a little bit, so I just keep it.

[Bobby]

You don't grow leg hair?

[Sukihana]

No. Like, I only get hair in weird places. Well, it ain't that weird.

[Bobby]

Okay, that's what I was gonna say. It's interesting, but did you do laser?

[Sukihana]

No. No laser.

[Bobby]

You never grew hair your whole life?

[Sukihana]

Well, some places, yeah, but not really on my legs. And I don't wanna do laser. Cause I feel like, what if I date a guy who just want me to be.

[Bobby]

Wow, you would do that for him?

[Sukihana]

Yes, I would.

[Bobby]

You already. You said you only grow three leg hairs as is.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, but, like, he probably won't. He probably want you feel me?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

I'm never doing laser. Because at the end of the day, you might meet a guy. You have three hairs right now on my legs. I didn't talk about the other places.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay. Okay. Well, I was not talking about the other places. I was talking about your legs.

[Sukihana]

Some guys like it like hair.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

You don't know that.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I guess I've never really thought too deeply. I don't like body hair at all, anywhere on myself.

[Sukihana]

Well, I don't like it either, but at the end of the day, some guys like it.

[Bobby]

It's your body.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. So sometimes I want to maybe shit surprise the motherfucker with a little bit of bush. A little bit. A little landing strip somewhere for him to land.

[Bobby]

Do not do that on my hand. Nope. Do that on your leg. That's crazy. Suki, Suki. I saw a video of you and we shouldn't insert a clip of you getting your toe sucked outside of your car.

[Sukihana]

That was crazy how people be looking to sometimes.

[Bobby]

Why were your feet outside of the window?

[Sukihana]

I was. Because this is what I like to do.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

I don't really like to wear shoes because they hurt my feet. So I like to have my feet frayed. That's why I was getting my nails done like that. Just in case, you know, Nobody can say, oh, look at them crusty assholes. They can't say that about me. They gonna be like, oh, yeah, them things looking suckable. So anyway, I just randomly had my foot out the window, but there was a crowd outside. Yeah. Why the fuck I gotta hide my foot?

[Bobby]

I've just never thought of putting my feet outside of my car window.

[Sukihana]

So you want your feet to be.

[Bobby]

In the car like this? I feel like most people do that.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Not me. I need my. I need natural air on my feet.

[Bobby]

How did she just start sucking your toe?

[Sukihana]

Well, I don't know. She just came up to the car and just put in my arm off. And I was like, wow. I was. I was like, wow, bruh.

[Bobby]

That's it. That's what happened.

[Sukihana]

You seen the video?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sukihana]

I just had my foot out the window. Somebody come to my foot and just decided to pop a toe in their mouth. I wasn't really that mad because she was like, oh, yeah, a girl. Be cute. Okay, I'll let you slide.

[Bobby]

That's so strange. Would you ever do that to someone?

[Sukihana]

No.

[Bobby]

Just start sucking their toes?

[Sukihana]

No. No.

[Bobby]

I'm happy to hear that. Because if you ever did that to me, I would, bruh.

[Sukihana]

I would not put your toe in my mouth. And I know you.

[Bobby]

What's wrong with my toes? I don't want you to put my toe in your mouth to be so clear right now, but. What's wrong with my nose?

[Sukihana]

Do I look like a lesbian? Like, is. I'm. Is. I'm giving off.

[Bobby]

Like. You just said you were in the closet your whole life.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, no, I never. See, being in the closet is a thing. I'm neither. I'm neither. I'm not in, I'm not out.

[Bobby]

You said you were, though.

[Sukihana]

I'm not in. I'm not out.

[Bobby]

You said you had a lot.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, but you kissed a girl.

[Bobby]

You said you.

[Sukihana]

So that is a lie.

[Bobby]

You did too.

[Sukihana]

I didn't say that. I said it. Oh, yeah. I said it. A smooch. Wow. Didn't like her. Didn't like her.

[Bobby]

How old were you when that happened?

[Sukihana]

26. A grown ass bitch. How old were you?

[Bobby]

Like 18.

[Sukihana]

Fast too. Hot in the tail. That we said hot in the tail. Fast ass little girl. I'm sorry, everybody.

[Bobby]

Why are you sorry?

[Sukihana]

Because I'm really having a good time. I'm having the best time here. And nobody is not having as much fun. So it's making me feel awkward.

[Bobby]

I'm having so much fun.

[Sukihana]

And then y'all only have box wine for us. But I love it. I do.

[Bobby]

We don't only have no.

[Sukihana]

Or energy drinks. I'm the same two every time.

[Bobby]

Yeah. For a year and a half now. I don't really drink anymore. I stopped. Those days are better.

[Sukihana]

No more French 75s.

[Bobby]

No more French. I didn't drink last night.

[Sukihana]

But it's okay.

[Bobby]

Outside of last night. Those days are behind me.

[Sukihana]

Okay. You gotta start somewhere.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I'm gonna start right now.

[Sukihana]

Me too. Because it always makes my back big. And I told you that before. But I just. I just don't want to get big. I was bigger at that interview. Now I lost the weight and I look good. I don't want to get big again, bruh.

[Bobby]

You look beautiful.

[Sukihana]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

And you always have. H. And you always have. Why did you say like that? What do you think I said?

[Sukihana]

And you're always soft or something. I was like, what? What?

[Bobby]

That would be really creepy.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, exactly. But you're not creepy at all. Did you go to Six Flags at Halloween Horror Nights?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

Exactly. We want to take the kids to the pumpkin patch and then Halloween horror nights. The 304s. The 304s. Oh, to the pumpkin patch. And then later. How are we? Horror Nights is for the hoes. The whore. Ross.

[Bobby]

We're the. Oh my God. I get it.

[Sukihana]

Russ.

[Bobby]

We're the Whore.

[Sukihana]

Horus.

[Bobby]

I know. We're the Whore and Whores Night.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. We're gonna go up to Halloween Horror Nights at Six Flags.

[Bobby]

I don't think they mean that type of horror. Suki.

[Sukihana]

We'll figure it out when we go. Did you go? You say you didn't go, so you don't know.

[Bobby]

It's not. It's not horror.

[Sukihana]

We'll see. No, we're going.

[Bobby]

Bro, you think every time people go to Horror Nights that they're.

[Sukihana]

I've never been. I never been to one.

[Bobby]

What do you wear when you go there? What? What was your plan?

[Sukihana]

Well, I didn't even think of, like, dressing up as A costume. I thought we was going to go like casual. No.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

The inside.

[Bobby]

You want to be a whore on the inside.

[Sukihana]

No, Stop saying whore. Stop you from changing. It's not a really good word because it's like, wow, whore. Like bruh.

[Bobby]

I don't think anyone's ever made that. That mistake.

[Sukihana]

Has anyone in your life ever called you a.

[Bobby]

That wasn't we were talking about.

[Sukihana]

But did they? Have you ever heard it before? It doesn't mean.

[Bobby]

Look at my comment section.

[Sukihana]

They did. Okay, but they said that on the minds too.

[Bobby]

Okay, well, excuse it.

[Sukihana]

Fuck it. They be hoes. For real. For real. They be hoes don't even be having their kids be at the grandmama house. We be out here struggling with these kids. All these kids that we got.

[Bobby]

How many kids do you have?

[Sukihana]

Three. And you have two.

[Bobby]

Yeah. You just made it seem like you had way more than three.

[Sukihana]

No. Cause I'd be like, I'd be having everybody else kids too. Whose? My friends. I be telling them to bring them out the house. Cause you know, I like to cook.

[Bobby]

And then they just leave their kid.

[Sukihana]

They leave their kids, they tear up my house. But hopefully they clean up sometimes. Cause I be sick of that shit.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry.

[Sukihana]

Well, I'm finna have me another baby though.

[Bobby]

You're pregnant?

[Sukihana]

Nope.

[Bobby]

You're going to get pregnant. Do you have a boyfriend?

[Sukihana]

Let's cheers.

[Bobby]

No. Let's hear.

[Sukihana]

You was drinking. Come on, let's cheers.

[Bobby]

Do you have a boyfriend?

[Sukihana]

Do you?

[Bobby]

No.

[Sukihana]

Yes, you do.

[Bobby]

No, I don't.

[Sukihana]

Okay, well good.

[Bobby]

Why is that good?

[Sukihana]

Does that's the end of. Oh, this thing is so good though. It's like, ooh. You keep drinking it, it tastes like.

[Bobby]

The candy apple lollipops.

[Sukihana]

Oh, the little rectangle ones. No, no, no. Okay, circle.

[Bobby]

I think they have like apple on the inside and caramel on the outside. It's like sticky. What were you just gonna. I was just saying something.

[Sukihana]

I forget. What'd you say?

[Bobby]

Oh, you have a boyfriend.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You do?

[Sukihana]

Girl, I always have a man. I'm just trying to figure out why is she so confused right now. I always, you know, always got somebody and they always got me the same.

[Bobby]

Is this.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, it's the same. It's the same.

[Bobby]

The one that I met. Is it the. I'm so sorry.

[Sukihana]

It is him.

[Bobby]

From the alligator thing? Yeah, girl, we have pictures with him. I'm just saying, I didn't realize. You didn't say when I told that story, like, oh, yeah, I brought my boyfriend it's about time.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Need to peep the scene. I just wanna see if you run your mouth. That's why I ain't say nothing. Cause I'm like. I wanna see what she gonna say.

[Bobby]

Okay, yeah, I failed. I failed that test.

[Sukihana]

How you feeling?

[Bobby]

Cause I just kept saying. I'm telling everybody right now. That's what I'm talking about.

[Sukihana]

See, they know now. Shit, everybody. Y'all all know. I always got me and me.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

It be hard to be single.

[Bobby]

How long is the longest you've gone being single?

[Sukihana]

I've been single for, like, a year before. Six months. Different times. I'm okay with being single. Single be fun. Single when you learn how to get your game back.

[Bobby]

A year is the longest you've ever been single?

[Sukihana]

No, no, I've been probably single, like, for the most of. Probably, like, two years.

[Bobby]

Okay. I'm coming up on two years, so I'm not actually. Have, like, another year until I'm coming up. I'm coming up.

[Sukihana]

You don't have to keep hoarding years. What the that mean? Is you doing it?

[Bobby]

I didn't just say hoarding me.

[Sukihana]

That's what you saying. You almost happy that you about to get more years. I'm like, here, Guess What? You could. 30 niggas. You could. I was two.

[Bobby]

That's not what I was saying. I was just trying to. You confuse yourself.

[Sukihana]

At the end of the day, it don't matter what day what? Huh?

[Bobby]

What?

[Sukihana]

I don't even know. All I'm telling you is, girl, live your life. We gonna live our life.

[Bobby]

Mm.

[Sukihana]

And we gonna enjoy our life.

[Bobby]

You're starting fights with yourself.

[Sukihana]

Am I? That's what it's called.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that's what I call it.

[Sukihana]

How do I stop?

[Bobby]

I don't know, but you should work on it. Maybe don't.

[Sukihana]

Don't work on it.

[Bobby]

No, don't do it anymore.

[Sukihana]

Do what?

[Bobby]

On a scale from one to 10, how high did you get today?

[Sukihana]

We hit it two times. Two times?

[Bobby]

Yeah. One or two, I think. We're not high at all. Yeah, I feel pretty.

[Sukihana]

I mean, I had a good time.

[Bobby]

Why do you look for approval before you say.

[Sukihana]

Cause it's like, I like to say stuff. I like to say stuff.

[Bobby]

Just in general. You like to say stuff.

[Sukihana]

I like to say shit that don't belong on this.

[Bobby]

Then you know that's what we're doing.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. No, I can't. Certain stuff. I can't say it on the cameras.

[Bobby]

So then you look at them to.

[Sukihana]

See y'all Be like, oh, did I. Am I crossing it? And then they give me that eye. If they're like, oh, yeah, I'm crossing it. And I'll be like, should I stop?

[Bobby]

And then.

[Sukihana]

And then if they have to give me, they be like, girl, why y'all being there? You need to worry about them.

[Bobby]

I am. I'm not worried about anybody. I'm just worried about you right now, Suki.

[Sukihana]

Bitch, I'm that high. I'm not. That is. I'm that high.

[Bobby]

No, you keep looking at them. It's like, I'm not even being cool.

[Sukihana]

They're my friends. I want them to say stuff. He's looking at me like I'm in trouble. He's looking at me like he's genuinely nervous. And then the other one left. The other one left.

[Bobby]

Suki, I think. And hear me out. I think they wish you would just focus on the interview, too. They want to go home, too.

[Sukihana]

But you keep looking at them like, look at y'all. No, look at y'all. All right, come on, let's interview. Focus.

[Bobby]

Who's interviewing you?

[Sukihana]

You interviewing me? I don't want you to focus on them.

[Bobby]

You know what, Suki? Why don't you interview me for a second?

[Sukihana]

All right, cool. Cause I have. I may have questions.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

How you doing?

[Bobby]

Wow. That was a question?

[Sukihana]

Yeah. How you doing? We need to know that.

[Bobby]

I'm hanging in there. Next question. Oh, no, that's your only.

[Sukihana]

Okay, I don't know, Suki. Cause it's like, what do I ask you, bro? Are you gonna say the same type of answers?

[Bobby]

No, I'm not.

[Sukihana]

I don't ask. They're just like. Just like, no answer.

[Bobby]

Is that how I saw it?

[Sukihana]

All right. What's your favorite fruit?

[Bobby]

My favorite fruit? Papaya.

[Sukihana]

What's your favorite fast food restaurant? I already know in and out, right?

[Bobby]

Mm. Mm. Okay, it's not a guessing game. Let me answer.

[Sukihana]

Oh, okay, Go ahead.

[Bobby]

You don't have to guess it. Favorite fast food. Honestly, for a hangover, probably McDonald's.

[Sukihana]

What you be getting?

[Bobby]

A sausage egg McMuffin.

[Sukihana]

Ooh, I like that, too. You ever have McChicken?

[Bobby]

Mm, mm.

[Sukihana]

Oh, yeah, McChicken. Be good, girl.

[Bobby]

Okay, next question.

[Sukihana]

All right, if you had to pick the height of your. No, of my What? What's your favorite. What's your favorite restaurant to eat at in Beverly Hills?

[Bobby]

I don't really eat anywhere.

[Sukihana]

You don't like to eat anywhere?

[Bobby]

Okay, Sookie, you can ask me as deep of a question as you want. Now you can do with that, if.

[Sukihana]

You could pick the next height of the guy that you will potentially talk to, what would the height be?

[Bobby]

That's like your least superficial question you could think of. Just your most. I said deep. You can ask me anything.

[Sukihana]

Oh, deep. Okay. Real deep.

[Bobby]

No, it's okay if that's the deepest.

[Sukihana]

No, no, no, no. We can get deeper than that. Okay.

[Bobby]

Six, five.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, you were very excited about that. Six five, nothing less.

[Bobby]

Maybe six. Four is the least.

[Sukihana]

Okay. Yeah. How tall are you?

[Bobby]

Five, six.

[Sukihana]

Oh, yeah. You up there. You tall.

[Bobby]

How tall are you?

[Sukihana]

I'm five foot. I'm five foot, baby. This is like, what you call fun size.

[Bobby]

Five.

[Sukihana]

Five foot.

[Bobby]

You're so little.

[Sukihana]

I know.

[Bobby]

Can you tell people what your secrets are? To glow up so they can copy you.

[Sukihana]

Whoa. To glow up. The secret. To glow up from being fucking.

[Bobby]

From this to this. If you wanna.

[Sukihana]

This. I was drinking a lot. I was partying. Having a good time. Going to the club and celebrating. Nothing. Don't go back there now. You know a bitch. Living real good. Good pussy. Getting money. Taking care of these cheering. Stunting on these hoes. And eating healthy. Yes. Look at the cheek phones.

[Bobby]

So that's what people should do.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. Get up out the streets, Bobby. This is one of those moments.

[Bobby]

What moments?

[Sukihana]

Like, just, like, feel that shit. Get up out the streets. Right, y'all.

[Bobby]

If I follow all of your steps, what will I look like in one year? Like, what changes will I have?

[Sukihana]

You gonna look like a goddess.

[Bobby]

One year, what would you do differently to me?

[Sukihana]

Like, I know nothing.

[Bobby]

You would say that. But now you said that people get it. You're being nice. What if you could. If you were me, you were in my body tomorrow, what if you woke up. No, no, no, Suki, let me finish.

[Sukihana]

All right.

[Bobby]

What if tomorrow you woke up in my body? What would you do?

[Sukihana]

What? When we get to that question. Okay. I would probably. I don't know.

[Bobby]

Would you be happy?

[Sukihana]

Yeah. For how long?

[Bobby]

Forever.

[Sukihana]

Forever.

[Bobby]

You have to be me forever.

[Sukihana]

Forever, bruh. I don't know. I mean, I probably would. I probably just have to. Shit, I don't know. Go to the library. Where the fuck you be going? I'mma just do the same shit that you be doing. Going to the library, Going to Starbucks, going to Barnes and Nobles.

[Bobby]

You think this is what I. That's what I do all day.

[Sukihana]

Being with the kids and. I don't know, going on camping trips with my friends. I do see that you do that a lot.

[Bobby]

I've never been.

[Sukihana]

You did something in the woods.

[Bobby]

I've never been. The only thing I've done in the woods was with you. Alligator thing.

[Sukihana]

That was all right, but one time you invited me to Arizona or someplace that's around.

[Bobby]

We stayed in the Airbnb.

[Sukihana]

It was a family camping trip. Right.

[Bobby]

As a friend. Lake trip.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. You were fighting me. You thought I was about to go to the lake with y'all.

[Bobby]

I don't know why you didn't.

[Sukihana]

I don't go to no lakes. Cause, first of all, it's just scary. And they got leeches.

[Bobby]

I don't think that's 100% of them. It's gonna be fun.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, fun.

[Bobby]

I had so much fun. You should. You should come.

[Sukihana]

Y'all have Wi Fi?

[Bobby]

Yes. I don't do camping.

[Sukihana]

All right, so y'all have. While you're playing music and stuff.

[Bobby]

Yeah. On a boat.

[Sukihana]

All right, I might go with you.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Sukihana]

That's when that time comes. My birthday is before then.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Sukihana]

I hope you turn up with us.

[Bobby]

I will. I'm gonna finally start dancing in public.

[Sukihana]

Do what I taught you and what Ari taught you.

[Bobby]

Like, what did you teach me?

[Sukihana]

I taught you how to clap. That thing.

[Bobby]

You didn't teach me how to clap.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, hon, I did. Like this. I showed you how to clap, and I taught you how to do the shamar.

[Bobby]

So you wouldn't change my hair anything?

[Sukihana]

No, I like your hair. I feel like the aesthetics that you have is perfect. So I wouldn't change that.

[Bobby]

You would just be unhappy.

[Sukihana]

What would you do if you was in my body for a day?

[Bobby]

Well, do I get to be in that version of you or this version?

[Sukihana]

No, not that one. This one.

[Bobby]

Hmm. I wouldn't change anything.

[Sukihana]

Exactly. We're not changing nothing.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I usually go for a different nail shape. I might do that.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. This is the coffin. Right. I try to go for something different because, you know, I'm on the classy side now.

[Bobby]

It's not, I guess. No, I wouldn't change anything. I'm so happy you're so bored.

[Sukihana]

I'm not bored. I'm having a good time. I got my bracelet.

[Bobby]

You just checked the bracelet? Like.

[Sukihana]

No, it says, suki is bored.

[Bobby]

And it says suki is bored.

[Sukihana]

I'm used to wearing watches, but I'm gonna wear the speeded one for a while.

[Bobby]

How long?

[Sukihana]

Probably like a day or two, and then switch it, you know? You're gonna take that one off?

[Bobby]

No, I'm gonna wear this. I don't know what part of my body it was meant for, but I'm gonna.

[Sukihana]

When are you gonna take me to meet that man from the office?

[Bobby]

Rain. Why? You love him.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Do you think he answered? That'd be. That's way too late.

[Sukihana]

No, he's probably not because. What time is it right now?

[Bobby]

It's 10:30.

[Sukihana]

Yeah. No, no, no, he's not gonna answer.

[Bobby]

Yeah, well, Suki. Suki. You don't go by what you used to go by, do you?

[Sukihana]

No, I do Suki with the good coochie. What? You thought it changed? It did not change. It's suki with the good coochie. It's always gonna be that.

[Bobby]

But the first time I interviewed you, you said you introduced yourself as that. And then this time you introduced yourself as Sukiha.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, I was a. Just being a little bit classy. I just wanted to have a little decorum and just be a little discreet this time.

[Bobby]

But you just said, it'll never change.

[Sukihana]

It's never gonna change. So sometimes, depending on the vibe. You feel me? It's the good coochie.

[Bobby]

So. I get it. In the strip club. It was definitely the right vibe.

[Sukihana]

Yeah, that was where you was fucking up the wings. All right, Bobby, beat us out with a prayer. No, I mean, we could. Yeah, maybe.

[Bobby]

Okay. I ended my first episode of me and Marco's podcast with a prayer. Dear God, are you okay?

[Sukihana]

You do a little part. I do a little part.

[Bobby]

You're gonna go first.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And then I'll go second.

[Sukihana]

Father God, we want to tell you we love you much and we are so sorry for sinning. We apologize for sinning. Father God, we want to repent for our sins and please find it in your heart to have mercy on us and forgive us, Father God, please, in Jesus name and. Okay, I have been drinking, you know, and I ask you to please forgive me for that. And we love you so much, Father God, we thank you for watching over us, our children, our family, our employees, our colleagues. Father God, we thank you and. Yeah, I'm going to just go ahead and pass it to Bobbi. We have the mutual love for you, our children do. And we are raising God fearing children in Jesus name. Go ahead, Bobby.

[Bobby]

Hi, God. Bobby and Sukihana God, I pray for the helicopters above us right now. I pray for the people they're trying to find. I hope they are able to run fast enough to not get caught. Wait, don't interrupt my prayer with a thought, all right? God, she has something to say.

[Sukihana]

Father God, we thankful. We're so thankful for you being so patient with us through our journey and where we have came from and where we are now. Father God, we have our faith and love and we give you the glory, Father God. And we just so thankful. Look what he has done for us. Look at us sitting right here on your show. And that was through the grace of God, Father God, and in Jesus name, we just want to give you the thanks and the glory again and again and again. Amen. He did that. He is doing it for us.

[Bobby]

Okay, God, I wasn't done yet.

[Sukihana]

Oh, you weren't? Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I have about 20 more minutes left.

[Sukihana]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby]

Father God, I pray that this actually this podcast ends soon because I keep almost falling asleep while we close our eyes for prayer. So. Amen. I pray that Suki gets home safe.

[Sukihana]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And good night.

[Sukihana]

Good night.

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