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Bobby
I think she's gonna be here soon. Okay. Yeah. I think it's gonna be like just a few more minutes maybe.
Suki
Very good.
Bobby
Sometimes hours, though. Is that okay?
Suki
Totally. I'm here all day, so it's fine.
Bobby
Okay. I don't see her yet.
Suki
No, I don't see. Okay.
Bobby
Do you wanna. Do you wanna just start? Yeah, go ahead and lay down for me, Bobby. Like, which way?
Suki
On your back. Okay.
Bobby
This is so awkward. I feel like I'm about to give birth.
Suki
Just wait.
Bobby
So strange. Just wait. Oh, God. What do you think? Are you married?
Suki
No.
Bobby
Do you wanna get married?
Suki
Probably, yeah.
Bobby
Do you have a boyfriend?
Suki
I do.
Bobby
Tell me about him.
Suki
We've been dating for like a year and a half.
Bobby
Bring your feet out. We live together. Oh. It's serious. He like. Is he cute? He's cute.
Suki
Yeah. Go ahead, lay down for me.
Bobby
I'm trying to distract you so that I can do less working out.
Suki
Wow. Good. Come right back here. And then you're gonna do a push up. Ready? And I want you to come out, come back in. There you go for 10. 9, 8, 7, 6, 6, 5, 2. And push out as far as you can. Go back in fast. This is it. We're here for 10. Go all the way back in nine. Go out fast, come in quick and try not to slam it. There you go. And then go back out.
Bobby
Good.
Suki
Five, four. Go back out. Three, two, one.
Bobby
Good, Bobby. Good job. Oh, my God.
Suki
Working hard. Okay, this is about to be crazy after this.
Bobby
That wasn't the hardest part. No.
Suki
You have like 40 minutes of the workout left.
Bobby
Oh, my God, she's. Oh, this is so good. Hello.
Suki
Hey.
Bobby
How far away are you? Good.
Suki
Oh, my God, you're so strong.
Bobby
You know, it's not long. Just something light, you know, my arms are strong. Nothing else.
Suki
Okay. Mommy, you're gonna do the other side.
Bobby
Other side of what?
Suki
Your leg.
Bobby
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Suki
This.
Bobby
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Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
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Suki
Lift your hips up towards the sky. And you're going to hold. Ready? And I want you to pulse the ball, but I'm going to move it.
Bobby
Down a little bit.
Suki
Okay? Ready? Pulse the ball for 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3. The sill. And go back up. Squeeze. Squeeze your butt as hard as you can.
Bobby
Having a great time. Good. I'll definitely be back tomorrow, right? No, thank you so much, Suki. You don't get to meet her.
Suki
That's okay. We had fun.
Bobby
It's so sad.
Suki
We had a great time, though.
Bobby
Thank you. I'll miss you.
Suki
I'll miss you too, Bobby. But I'll see you next month.
Bobby
No, no, no. Two months. Let's go two months. Okay, perfect.
Suki
I'll see you back in May.
Bobby
See you in May. Yeah. Oh, she's here. Wow. Hello. Did you grab the outfit? Okay.
Suki
Yeah, I have it.
Bobby
Hi, Suki. Thank you for coming. Right on time today. We're making progress.
Suki
Yep.
Bobby
How late were you the first time?
Suki
The first time I was maybe an hour late.
Bobby
What about the second time?
Suki
I was probably. I was probably two hours late with. That's LA traffic.
Bobby
Yeah. And. And this time.
Suki
And this time I was not. I mean, I was late.
Bobby
I said 10:30.
Suki
Yep. But you did not consider LA traffic, how bad it is?
Bobby
I live in LA.
Suki
Do you guys have traffic? You have bad traffic.
Bobby
Yes.
Suki
Okay. Why would you think that I was going to make it?
Bobby
Since you knew you leave earlier, you plan for the traffic.
Suki
I tried.
Bobby
And where were you coming from? I don't mean to hurt Suki's feelings by calling her late. And honestly, I just every time somehow forget she's gonna be late. And I never remember to tell her the time way earlier so that she comes on time.
Suki
Literally all the planes are crashing right now. Bobby's lucky that I even made it. And then it was traffic. And then it said you guys didn't have drinks. Like what?
Bobby
Had to stop and get a drink. That's so interesting.
Suki
You want a good interview, right?
Bobby
Yeah, that's just so interesting.
Suki
I had to stop and get me a drink.
Bobby
Is that.
Suki
Nope, this is coffee.
Bobby
Is that okay? Did you finish the drink? What is it disgusting?
Suki
Is this like, really, like. It doesn't have sugar or milk in it?
Bobby
Why?
Suki
I mean, cuz I'm a lactose.
Bobby
You can drink almond milk? Are you almond and almond milk?
Suki
You guys didn't have almond milk here?
Bobby
Okay, I don't own the this place. This is.
Suki
They didn't have almond milk. So it's just black coffee. No sugar.
Bobby
Well, they. You could put sugar.
Suki
Oh, no sugar.
Bobby
You don't drink sugar?
Suki
Not right now. I think g. I gained a little weight.
Bobby
I can't tell.
Suki
I know. It's in places that you can't see.
Bobby
Look. Where? Where is it? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I like your. Your socks and shoes.
Suki
Thank you. Can you see it in the camera?
Bobby
They better be able to. So. So cute. Love them.
Suki
Yep.
Bobby
Loving.
Suki
So I felt like since we were expressing ourselves.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
I wanted to put on my slides with this so I can feel like I got on heels.
Bobby
Can't be without. Do you ever wear just running shoes?
Suki
Yeah, I do. But I didn't have nothing when you worked out. I didn't know that we were working out.
Bobby
Yeah, well, we. You didn't. So you honestly could have wore whatever you wanted because you missed the whole workout class.
Suki
I'm happy I didn't come. I came here to do an interview, not to work out. I feel like she wasn't doing nothing. Just acting like she's doing Pilates so she can get more sponsors to put in videos with me. I feel like she was acting like she was working hard just so she could have like a little clip before we do our interview. Yep. I'm not mad. Are you mad about that?
Bobby
I just did it all by myself. I was hoping you would be there so that she wouldn't focus so much on me and make me actually do every work.
Suki
What did you have to do?
Bobby
Pilates. The whole. You know about Pilates? You have a whole song about Pilates.
Suki
Oh, yeah.
Bobby
I do.
Suki
I forgot.
Bobby
I forgot.
Suki
Yeah. I have. Pilates is my favorite workout.
Bobby
Yeah, I thought so. Does your song have anything to do with the workout? Pilates.
Suki
I found out about Pilates when I made this song because it rhymed. Have I did Pilates? No. Is Pilates a brand or is this a workout? I said stretch me. Like Pilates. It wasn't necessarily what you were doing.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
I was trying to get stretched out.
Bobby
Yeah. Okay.
Suki
Bobby's confused. She wasn't really confused. She loved to be stretched out.
Bobby
What inspires your music?
Suki
I feel like with my music, I just go from within. And I really practice, like, liberating America, if you think about it.
Bobby
Yeah. Help me understand.
Suki
A lot of people are scared to live in their truth.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Do you want to yell out that you're a dick sucking whore? Would you yell that out? No. Do you happen to have sucked some dick? You did. Now you got somebody that will say it for you, and you're like, you know what? Dang, I wish I could say that.
Bobby
And then it liberates.
Suki
It liberates you to live in your.
Bobby
Truth, and it liberates America.
Suki
It does. Because, like, I talk about all this stuff that, you know, people go through. Like, okay, I talk about getting money. I talk about coming from the hood. I talk about, like. I don't. Sometimes I don't. It don't matter what I talk about. It matters how I make people feel.
Bobby
Yeah, it does matter.
Suki
No, we don't right now.
Bobby
It does. Cause I'm asking you a question about it. So it does matter right now.
Suki
All right? So when I make my music, I go in the booth and I just say the most irritating stuff and I make it rhyme and I make people dance. All I care about is making people feel good in the club because. Why are you going to the club? Obviously you're going to the club because you're upset at life.
Bobby
You only go to the club when you're upset at life.
Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
Really? I've been to the club with you. Were you upset at life?
Suki
No. Didn't we go to the club during the Grammys? Yeah, it was like Grammy time.
Bobby
Were you upset?
Suki
No, I wasn't upset. I was actually having a good time. Okay. But no, I need to say something better than that. Yeah. The reason that I make music is to make everybody feel good. If you listen to my music, it might be a little ratchet, but it does make you feel good about yourself because a lot of y'all have a ass. Do you want to sing about it? No. But if you got somebody that basically is your spiritual animal, it makes you feel good, you know? And I don't just make music about eating ass. I made one song and it just happened to go viral. I made songs about domestic violence. I made music about. Do you have something to say? Do you know what my songs are about? I mean, I only have, like, four songs. The reason that I'm famous is because of my personality. They love me.
Bobby
Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I love you because of your personality.
Suki
And then also I talk about, like, I be like. Yeah. You know, I came from the struggle. I got children just like everybody else.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Sometimes we got a couple baby daddies. All right, I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble, right? All right, let's talk about something else. I didn't have nothing inspirational for that.
Bobby
That's okay. We don't always have to be inspirational.
Suki
I make music for the ratchets, okay? The people that want to feel good. The people that you may not have the money that you want to have. And you may not live luxury like this one, but guess what? One day you will.
Bobby
You don't make music for me.
Suki
I make music for you. You know, you listen to my music? You like some of that ratchet shit?
Bobby
Yeah, I. Pilates. It's great. Yeah, I thought it was about Pilates.
Suki
It's. It's. It depends on what you like.
Bobby
Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm going to choose to believe it is about the act.
Suki
Of Pilates.
Bobby
Of Pilates.
Suki
And you can dance. You can work out and dance to it.
Bobby
Yeah. No, I haven't tried that.
Suki
Try it together.
Bobby
I don't really dance during my work. So. You missed it. We didn't get to. I didn't know you danced.
Suki
You danced?
Bobby
I. I can assure you, and they have watched my whole Pilates session over this. That there was no dancing.
Suki
Well, remember when we went to the club and I.
Bobby
And I didn't dance?
Suki
You did so.
Bobby
Yeah, I don't remember.
Suki
He did a little. This, like a little cha cha.
Bobby
I don't recall.
Suki
I remember.
Bobby
And. And if you recall, I need you to erase that from your memory, too.
Suki
I have videos.
Bobby
Oh, fuck. Delete them right now. Delete them. Delete them. And then the video of us getting going, alligator hunting. It's gone.
Suki
I'm not mad at that.
Bobby
Oh, yes, you are. We've talked about this.
Suki
Did you. You didn't put it out.
Bobby
I didn't.
Suki
It was only because of me.
Bobby
Because. What do you mean? No? You think I didn't put it out because you looked bad.
Suki
I don't know. Please stop bringing that up. Would you want TMZ to pay you for it? Can you stop talking about that? I didn't look that bad. The makeup and the wig was questionable.
Bobby
I looked bad. I didn't.
Suki
No, you looked amazing. It was also your video man. That was. He didn't record you at all. Her video man didn't record her at all. He recorded the alligators. We went.
Bobby
We did a whole alligator thing. And then afterwards we. And it was like, scary, too, in Florida. And I think you weren't even that late that time, actually. No, I think we almost were on time. Yeah.
Suki
Yeah, you was in Florida. You know, I'm going to come on time.
Bobby
No, the other time we did it in Florida, you were late, but.
Suki
Oh, yeah, that was the first time, cuz. I know you like that.
Bobby
Okay. It's a.
Suki
It's a good reason we wasted our time. I was.
Bobby
I know.
Suki
It was like so much good about that. Like, we were.
Bobby
We were so. It was good. It was very entertaining.
Suki
Why does our best things not make it?
Bobby
I don't. Well, yeah, you're right. We're. We're over two.
Suki
We were literally so scared of alligators and they didn't get us. No.
Bobby
Because I don't even think it'd be the same if we went back.
Suki
No, I don't want to go back.
Bobby
It was scary.
Suki
It was so scary. Like, that was a once, one time thing.
Bobby
I would never, ever, ever post that. But I will always embarrass you with it. Just privately.
Suki
Yeah, but. Okay, when does this stop?
Bobby
Never.
Suki
But I'm tired of. Wasn't even when I stopped. Somebody else did my makeup. It's not like, fair.
Bobby
When it stops being funny, we can stop it. It's just.
Suki
When does it stop?
Bobby
You still laugh once. It just stops being funny. I'll see. Maybe a couple years from now, I'll pull it up and it just won't hit the same.
Suki
Can I see?
Bobby
I don't think it'll ever not be funny, actually.
Suki
Show me the clip so I can see what you keep laughing about. Because. Okay, the picture is funny, but the picture isn't enough.
Bobby
It's just the whole.
Suki
The whole just. I know she's my real friend because I don't know what happened on that alligator trip, but she would not put it out. And she keeps saying that I looked crazy.
Bobby
The sound of the wind.
Suki
I'm sorry. That's a mess.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
We're gonna have to do something else.
Bobby
Yeah, we have to do something more dangerous. We have to go in shark cages. We have to.
Suki
Shark cages. Did you do that before?
Bobby
I've never done it.
Suki
So. Why you want to do it with me?
Bobby
I feel like if that's. I think that's going to be the thing that. That's good for us if we do that. You wouldn't do it?
Suki
No.
Bobby
Skydiving?
Suki
No.
Bobby
We're all country music festival.
Suki
You say all white people stuff, and I'm not being racist because my grandma's white. But let's think about.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
What we both can do.
Bobby
Okay. What do you. Do you have some things to throw?
Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
We could go. We could do a makeover.
Bobby
I love that idea.
Suki
I could give you a makeover. You could give you. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby
But you have to head to toe exactly like I want.
Suki
That's fine.
Bobby
I think that would be cute.
Suki
Yeah, I think we could do that.
Bobby
What would you put me in?
Suki
I probably will put some platinum highlights in your hair.
Bobby
Okay, well, you can't make permanent changes.
Suki
Okay. We gonna get you a lace wig.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
And I'll.
Bobby
I'll try that.
Suki
Yeah, we gonna put you with some poochie and some stilettos. Poochie? You don't know what poochie is?
Bobby
I've seen that on your stories.
Suki
Yeah, Poochie is. Poochie is lit, girl. That's a big time designer.
Bobby
Is it? You knock off Gucci.
Suki
No, it's not. It's actually. It's like. It's P U, C, C, I. Yeah.
Bobby
Like Gucci is G U C, C, I. Yeah.
Suki
No, no, no, no.
Bobby
And I swear it looks the same. When you posted, I thought it was a joke.
Suki
No, it's not like Gucci at all. You mad at you? You don't care.
Bobby
I think they have to know they ripped off Gucci. Did they? I'm sure they know that. I'm sure they.
Suki
Oh, I don't know.
Bobby
It sounds exactly like. There's no way that didn't cross their mind. There's no way. They sat down and they were like, I just.
Suki
Gucci sounds like coochie. Did they rip that off?
Bobby
Yes, probably. Probably. You can't tell me that the people who.
Suki
All right, well, I'm not gonna put you in poochie. I'll put you with something else.
Bobby
You can put me in Gucci.
Suki
No. Who pay do? I'm paying for it. Are you paying for my what you.
Bobby
Put me in, I'll put you in. Let me think. What would I put you in.
Suki
Yeah, let's see. So we. I know.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
What I'm picking.
Bobby
I think we just do a really natural makeup look. We do just like a little.
Suki
Oh, what? You don't think this natural right now?
Bobby
It is. Yeah.
Suki
Right now.
Bobby
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Suki
Can I have some more coffee?
Bobby
Jeez, why don't you have some energy drink?
Suki
I tried to open if I can't.
Bobby
I can help you.
Suki
All right. Here.
Bobby
Do you remember when we first met, you told me that my nails are too short?
Suki
Yeah, they stood the same side. I was about to say something about it because.
Bobby
What'd you say the first time? We never put that out, so go ahead and repeat yourself.
Suki
I felt. I don't mean I talked about your toes.
Bobby
No, no, no. You didn't see those, because I was.
Suki
I did see your toes.
Bobby
I did not wear sandals.
Suki
Okay. But I seen them online.
Bobby
Okay. Yeah, you definitely have. You talked about my. What'd you say about my short nails?
Suki
I felt like they're short.
Bobby
Mm.
Suki
It's. What did I say? Short and stubby.
Bobby
Nope, you didn't say that.
Suki
What did I say?
Bobby
It's a new one. You're saying that for the first time.
Suki
I didn't call them dick grippers.
Bobby
Yeah, that's. That's more of what you said.
Suki
That's what I said.
Bobby
You said I needed to get.
Suki
You needed to get dip grippers like this?
Bobby
Yeah, that's what you told me.
Suki
Like this.
Bobby
Still haven't got any of those.
Suki
I have some for you, but you won't put them on that are that long, do you? Yeah.
Bobby
How long do you keep those on?
Suki
I just. This for your interview. Then I'll take them off.
Bobby
They just come off. That easy?
Suki
Yep.
Bobby
How?
Suki
Because they're just a little. Little nail glue.
Bobby
Take off.
Suki
Why would you get that color? That's what you. That's what we need to talk about. Why did you get that color?
Bobby
What's wrong with this color?
Suki
You never got that before.
Bobby
You're right. I bought it and I painted my own nails last night. You don't like it? What color do you want me to wear?
Suki
I would say probably like a French.
Bobby
I've tried that. I was experimenting with, you know, some more colorful colors.
Suki
I don't like that for you. Oh, my gosh. This makes you work out. Like, gives you energy. Yeah, I got. Bro. I got so much energy right now.
Bobby
It's working.
Suki
I'm not even. It's definitely working.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
You off of one set.
Bobby
You had one set. Let's not land to the people.
Suki
I definitely recommend this. I definitely do.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Because I see why every time we have interviews, you have it, like, right in the front.
Bobby
Yeah. That's why. For you to try it and fall in love.
Suki
Yep. I love this. And I'm gonna make sure I post this on my page, too.
Bobby
But not for free. She said you have to be funnier now. Do you wanna Know why?
Suki
What are you about to do?
Bobby
I don't know what I'm about to do.
Suki
I'm not about to be the only one funny.
Bobby
I will be funny if you be funny.
Suki
No, you're funny. Is not funny.
Bobby
Okay, let's show you're funny then, since you're so funny. All right, Go ahead. Take it away, Suki.
Suki
Okay, I have a joke.
Bobby
Let's hear your joke.
Suki
Okay. So what did the pepper say? Oh, why don't you like peppers to know your business?
Bobby
I didn't know you were gonna say a joke out of a riddle book. But.
Suki
Why you don't want them to know your tea?
Bobby
I'm trying to figure it out.
Suki
Okay, go ahead. You ready?
Bobby
Okay. Yeah.
Suki
She don't want the pepper to know her tea because they be jalapeno business. Like jalape jalapeno. And it is like jalapeno business.
Bobby
I have to say that when you said you were gonna tell a joke, I thought it would be not one you found online.
Suki
I did not find that online. I made that up. Do you get it?
Bobby
Yeah, it's hard not to.
Suki
So you. Do you like it?
Bobby
It's great.
Suki
What about yours? What? Did you have one?
Bobby
I wasn't just gonna come and say a joke.
Suki
Okay, so you told me to be funny.
Bobby
Let's be funny.
Suki
Hollow pin your business.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah, no, I got it.
Suki
Jalapeno.
Bobby
That's so good. So funny. You got just winning awards.
Suki
Oh, nobody. Nobody thought it was funny.
Bobby
We did okay dying. Yeah. If we did go on tour, I. There's one issue. Would we have to tell the people it started two hours before it actually started so that you would come on time? Or do we tell them? How do we get you to come on time?
Suki
No, I'm going to start saying embarrassing stuff when you. I'm going to start saying embarrassing stuff about you.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Yep. That sounds fair, right? Yeah, I. I will. So everybody's going to keep saying I'm late. I'm getting tired of it because it sounds like racism. Y'all think black people be late. So is this about me being late all the time, Bobby? I thought I was your good girl.
Bobby
You are a good girl.
Suki
Tell them something good, girl. Tell them something good about you.
Bobby
I wouldn't still be. I. I wait hours for you every time because that's how much I love you. That's why I sit here every time knowing that you're going to be hours late. I still.
Suki
Who gives a fuck?
Bobby
I do. A little bit.
Suki
Do they call any of your other guests, Magicians.
Bobby
I can't say that it's ever happened before. No, no, no, no.
Suki
The people. When I go to Gucci and I go to like high end stores, your fans stop me and they're like, oh my gosh, that's the magician. And I take pictures with them.
Bobby
Do you like that you're known as a magician now?
Suki
Yeah, I'm okay with that. That's why I hope when we do our tour, I get to do magic tricks.
Bobby
Did you learn any?
Suki
Yep.
Bobby
Would you try to like cut someone in half like that type of magic?
Suki
No, but I know how to pull something out this ass. Like a rabbit. I can pull a rabbit out this ass on stage. Yep, I can. Yes, I can.
Bobby
How did you.
Suki
Where did you. I studied it. I learned.
Bobby
I just don't know where you'd even study such a thing.
Suki
I. I learned because my manager is cool with a magician, so I learned how to do it. But guess what? Our first tour didn't work. Cause no one showed up. So we had to act like. Never mind, I got something on. You keep saying embarrassing stuff.
Bobby
Let's just air it all out right now since you wanna.
Suki
Our first tour we couldn't do because Bobby called Covid. Co was already done at that time. Okay.
Bobby
Yeah. Did you want to tell them the.
Suki
Real reason Bobby caught Covid? Well, we were supposed to go on tour.
Bobby
Yeah. Did you want to go to the. The tour?
Suki
The.
Bobby
The place that had a thousand seats and we only had 100 sold.
Suki
We only have. We only had 100 spots old with a thousand seats. And Bobby.
Bobby
A gift from God. He gave me Covid because he knew that that would be embarrassing.
Suki
Now all the people kept dming me and said, where the is the show at?
Bobby
Well, why? They didn't care. Obviously. They weren't going to be there.
Suki
They cared. It was people that paid for.
Bobby
Those are the ones asking.
Suki
See if you were smart.
Bobby
Yeah, if I was smart, yeah.
Suki
We could have just got a smaller venue.
Bobby
We can't switch venues. That's more embarrassing than just saying you have Covid. You switch venues to a smaller venue. Right before.
Suki
They would not know.
Bobby
But we just only tell the 100 people. Hey, guys, you're not going to the 1,000 seat place. We're going to actually take you to just my. My house.
Suki
Because they never knew. They would have never knew. They would have never knew.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Because they're not thinking, oh, well, that's.
Bobby
Why when we do another one, we're only having 100 people available.
Suki
That's Fine. Those hundred people are real friends. They love us. That's all that matters. We don't need 1500 people, and nobody.
Bobby
Else is welcome at all. 100 is the cap. We don't care if all we can.
Suki
Bring is 100 people. That's all that matters. You start somewhere. It's okay. But Bobby called Covid when 1,000 tickets were supposed to be sold. You agreed with me.
Bobby
You agreed with me, okay?
Suki
Cause you're my sister.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
But I'm glad that you took the fall.
Bobby
I had to. We had to start thinking fast. It was coming up in a week, and I said.
Suki
Any of that stuff of me looking big bone or crazy? The alligator thing?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Just know what you're gonna.
Bobby
You're gonna tell them the truth. We just did.
Suki
No, I'm gonna. What else did you have. You already told them we just did, right now. You posted it?
Bobby
Yeah. The reason the tour didn't work, in my opinion, wasn't my fault. Maybe there was nothing we could do, and maybe only a hundred people wanted to see us, but either way, there's no way in hell I was going to a theater that sold 1500 seats and standing in front of 100 people. So thank God. I got Covid really happy about that. I got really lucky.
Suki
Like, I really wish I had something inspirational to say about Mommy.
Bobby
That's.
Suki
It's not okay.
Bobby
Okay? It's not okay.
Suki
You think I don't want to win a Grammy one day?
Bobby
You can get up there and say exactly what you said right now.
Suki
Okay. You're right.
Bobby
You almost. You almost had something inspirational to say.
Suki
Yes, it was.
Bobby
You lost a few times.
Suki
Yeah, it was. It was the coffee. Can we do that again? I have something.
Bobby
All right, let me ask you again, but I'm not cutting anything, so just know that.
Suki
Well, great.
Bobby
Good.
Suki
Not gonna cut nothing either, because I have stuff of us.
Bobby
I do, too.
Suki
Great. Well, this.
Bobby
Okay. You can't, you know. So what inspires your music, Suki?
Suki
I feel like what inspires my music is just coming from the struggle, you know, in life and just. I always believed in myself.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
I knew that I would make it out. You know, I come from food stamps, EBT, section 8.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
And where I come from, people don't believe in themselves. Okay. And they thought I was weird for believing in myself. But I said I was going to be great, and I will be on tv and I will be right here with Bobby.
Bobby
And now the people who are listening to your music, and they're like, one day, I can, too. Be.
Suki
Yeah, One day I can too.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Living in your truth, unapologetically being who you are.
Bobby
That's so much better than your last response. Yeah, because that was either sat on that.
Suki
Yep.
Bobby
Okay, if you had to be stuck in a room with one celebrity for 24 hours, who would it be and why?
Suki
For 24 hours? Mm. I would probably say, who do I even like?
Bobby
There's nothing in the room. Just you two. Just in a toilet.
Suki
In a toilet. It probably. The celebrity that I will pick would be Jesus.
Bobby
Okay, well, he's not a celebrity, so.
Suki
She definitely is a celebrity. Cuz what is a celebrity?
Bobby
I don't think he would want to be called a celebrity. I don't think he likes celebrities. I think I'm. No, I'm not allowing that answer.
Suki
Next, you don't get to pick. It would be Jesus.
Bobby
You want to sit in the room with the toilet and Jesus.
Suki
I know that I get to talk to him and ask him, can he please forgive me for my sins? You know? And what's the right way to go? It would have to be Jesus, because who else would it be?
Bobby
I don't know.
Suki
Maybe Bootsy.
Bobby
I'd pick Beyonce.
Suki
Beyonce? Oh, yeah, Beyonce. Yeah, Beyonce.
Bobby
Well, you're stuck with Jesus. I'll be with Beyonce. You already made your decision.
Suki
She picked Beyonce. I picked Jesus. Yeah, but if I. If I didn't pick Jesus, I would. After Jesus, it would definitely be Beyonce.
Bobby
Yeah, after Beyonce, it would definitely be Jesus for me. What? That's nothing. No offense to Jesus. Okay, next question. Oh, this is. This is a good question. If you could swap lives with one person for a day, who would it be?
Suki
Swap lives with a person. Could you tell me which you would pick?
Bobby
Okay, well, that's a cop out, but sure. I would pick. Like, who would I like? I think that it would be really fun to be a Kardashian. I feel like they have a really. I know. Okay, I pick not a Kardashian. Hailey Bieber. She's married to Justin Bieber.
Suki
Oh, the girl that's married?
Bobby
Justin is poreless. She seems like her life is just perf.
Suki
I.
Bobby
That's who I would. I want to see what it's like to be that.
Suki
I probably would be 50 Cent.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Because he's so cool. He doesn't care about what people say.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
He calls everybody out and everybody owes him money.
Bobby
That's good. That's right. Maybe they'll be friends in that life too. 50 Cent, Hailey Bieber. No, no, they're not gonna Hang out?
Suki
Nah, I don't think so. Okay, he like who he like? He don't like everybody. So I would, I would be, I would switch lives with 50 cent because then I would be able to like, be rich as hell.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
And then he got shot nine times and lived like he's stronger than a cat.
Bobby
You're right.
Suki
He, he really is out of control lit. Okay, you don't think so?
Bobby
No, I, I, that's amazing. I hope that this happens.
Suki
Yeah, me too.
Bobby
Oh, I just. What's the most useless talent you have?
Suki
Useless talent? Mm. Like what, what that mean, useless?
Bobby
What's the talent you have that's useless? Like, hmm. I am double jointed. That's useless.
Suki
I'm double jointed too, but it's not useless. You just don't know what to do with that. Oh, that's that, that you think that.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Beyond being double jointed, what, what do.
Bobby
You guys do with tip?
Suki
You could put your legs behind your head. There's nothing useless about that.
Bobby
It's true. How could.
Suki
Yeah. What the heck?
Bobby
Oh, if you could describe me in one word, what would it be?
Suki
Dork. I'm just joking.
Bobby
Why did that come so fast? Your head.
Suki
This is so funny. Because I called my boyfriend a dork in front of his friends and they all laughed at him.
Bobby
Now that you did that to me, I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, it's okay.
Suki
A dork.
Bobby
Yeah. Yeah.
Suki
That's crazy.
Bobby
I'm not mad at you, Suki. What is a dork? I don't know, but it was crazy how you had that just ready to go. You didn't even think. I didn't even finish the sentence and you said dork.
Suki
I'm sorry. Like, you're not a dork, okay? Because I mean, what is a dork? Somebody that's smart and cool. Okay, I said dork because, like, I just thought it would be funny. But Bobby is a fairy. She is a sweetheart that is going to take over the world. And I hope the Illuminati don't kill her before me and her make money.
Bobby
I take no offense to Suki calling me a dork. It was just how fast she said it. It was almost like she had been thinking that, like, she looks at me and the first thing she thinks is dork. The first thing I think of when I look at Suki is friendly friend I can count on.
Suki
Are you mad?
Bobby
No, no, no.
Suki
We're not gonna hang out and do our videos that we're supposed to do next week.
Bobby
What? One word Would I use to describe you? Fashionably late? Oh, it's two words.
Suki
That's two words. I would say late.
Bobby
Then.
Suki
I would say, like, either amazing.
Bobby
Oh, you're describing yourself.
Suki
Yeah, that's what you would say. Immaculate.
Bobby
Okay. Yeah.
Suki
Sexy.
Bobby
So sexy.
Suki
Why does it have to be one word? Like I'm way.
Bobby
I'm not asking you to describe yourself.
Suki
So what. What was you asking me? What would you say about me?
Bobby
No, I was telling you what I would say about you.
Suki
Oh, well, go ahead, tell me.
Bobby
I already did.
Suki
What you said.
Bobby
I said two words. Fashionably late.
Suki
Fashionably late. That's what I get?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
You call me a dork.
Bobby
Let's not act like you'd want to play something.
Suki
I was joking. Literally.
Bobby
Yeah, no, me too. Me too.
Suki
You're always super smart.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
All the guys love her. She don't know that. Oh, all the. All the guys love you.
Bobby
Yes.
Suki
They cannot wait to run you up and through there.
Bobby
Okay, then I don't. I don't love them back, so it's okay.
Suki
I don't want them back either.
Bobby
To do what? Run what?
Suki
Run you up and through there.
Bobby
Does that mean.
Suki
It means, like, just have. Have a good time with you.
Bobby
Take me on a date.
Suki
Take you on a date. Feels like take you shopping. Oh, spoil you.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
And all of that.
Bobby
We can. We can do that.
Suki
Is that.
Bobby
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Bobby
Oh, if you got to swap lives with me for a day, what would you do.
Suki
If I got this like.
Bobby
You wake up tomorrow morning, you're in my house. There's no seasoning in the cabinets. What are you going to do?
Suki
You don't have seasoning in them cabinets.
Bobby
Well, you told me. I didn't when we.
Suki
I know that you don't. You making them kids eat green beans with no seasoning. That's what I said.
Bobby
Yeah, you did say that.
Suki
Do you?
Bobby
No.
Suki
Yeah, exactly. I know that you do.
Bobby
I know. Okay, so what would you do? You don't know how to dance. There's no seasoning in the cabinets.
Suki
I would definitely stop shopping at whole Foods.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
And I will go to Aldo's. Wait, what's it called? What's the supermarket that's like save a lot but you Audi's. How do you know? You have that out here? Oh, yeah. You down. She down with the prism. Okay. I'm gonna go to Aldi's and maybe Publix and give me some Sazon.
Bobby
Okay. Don't have thought.
Suki
Seasoned salt.
Bobby
Yeah, don't have thought. Oh, BAE don't hunt pot.
Suki
You don't know what that is?
Bobby
I've heard of it. Yeah. When I cooked with Ari, she. She had some of those things.
Suki
Yeah. Obey. Okay.
Bobby
She put in it. Okay. What else do I need?
Suki
Some slap your mama seasoning. She need to put a little bit of seasoning on them greens.
Bobby
Well, yeah. One day Suki comments on one of my pictures. It's just a picture of me holding my kids hands. And she said, I know that. Something about me feeding my nephews greens with no seasoning, but I have two girls. So I realized right then she probably didn't mean what she said because she doesn't even know what gender my children are. And I do season my food. Actually. I think that onions chopped up count as a seasoning, don't they? They do. And garlic, Some salt, some pepper, some mayonnaise if I'm feeling adventurous. Some ketchup. Okay, so what about the next problem? You woke up and you're me. So you don't know how to dance. You have no rhythm and no sex appeal.
Suki
You definitely have a lot of sex appeal.
Bobby
Girl, not for no.
Suki
Yes you do. That's what all the guys are saying. You don't know.
Bobby
Who are all these guys you talk to? They don't. They don't talk to me because they're scared. Oh.
Suki
Cause they think that you probably don't like them. Yeah, but you have a lot of people that want to trick on you and you know, it hasn't happened yet.
Bobby
Well, tell me now, what would you do?
Suki
That's all I would do. Put.
Bobby
You're truly just going to go get seasoning? You became me. That's all you do. You're not going to teach me how to dance. Maybe I'll wake up in the next.
Suki
And then Ari tried to.
Bobby
Everybody's tried.
Suki
Everybody's tried. You got it.
Bobby
No, I think that some people are just not born. Yeah, you just being able to catch a beat and I'm one of them.
Suki
I'm not going to lie. After I have my kids, I really don't have that much rhythm either.
Bobby
Really?
Suki
Yes. I used to be in all the dance classes and now I just can't.
Bobby
You. You can't dance anymore?
Suki
No.
Bobby
As bad as me.
Suki
It's right there, isn't it? It's right there. It's right. You know what? I will not bring him because he's so scared to agree with me to make me feel better. I don't. I dance just like you. Now I have a hard time believing that I can pop ass. Just a little clap clap, clap clap. But that's it.
Bobby
I can't do that.
Suki
You can.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
None of. I would just put season in your cabinets and that's it.
Bobby
It's crazy. Let me see my next questions.
Suki
How is my face? Do I look stressed out?
Bobby
No, you?
Suki
I don't need these clips to go viral on TikTok. I look. What? Really good. Oh, thank you. Well, you Must be single. Are you okay?
Bobby
Do. Do you like white guys?
Suki
I don't know yet.
Bobby
You've never been with one?
Suki
No. And you know, I thought about it, but then Dr. Umar.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
He don't support that. You never know.
Bobby
Kissed a white guy in your life.
Suki
Kiss?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
No. Wow. I mean, I'm not against kissing a white guy.
Bobby
Yeah. I was just curious.
Suki
I mean, no, I'm not against it. Did I.
Bobby
Let's think.
Suki
No. No, I didn't. Okay.
Bobby
You got close to it once, Twice.
Suki
No. One time I went out with my boss and she tongue kissed him.
Bobby
She tongue kissed away with him. It's disgusting.
Suki
Yeah, no, it wasn't. It was. It was disgusting because she didn't know him. But me personally, I'm not against dating white guys. I'm okay with that.
Bobby
Yeah, I'm sure.
Suki
I have white people in my family.
Bobby
Yeah. Your grandma?
Suki
Yeah. Would you know her?
Bobby
You just said that. Don't get defensive. You just said it. You truly did. I thought you said you were moving to la.
Suki
I think you said I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I'm not moving to la. I thought it would be a good idea, but then I realized that, hell nah. A lot of these people. I think I noticed something like, first of all, it's not cold out here, so how come every time you come out the bathroom you guys are sniffling and I realize that it's coke. I don't need to be out here, so I literally realize it's not cold.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Why the fuck is everybody always sniffing every time they come out the bathroom?
Bobby
Yeah, no, it's. You definitely can't get sick unless it's cold.
Suki
It's too much. It's too much coke doing out this motherfucker.
Bobby
I did some earlier today.
Suki
No, Bobby, I'm just kidding.
Bobby
I would never.
Suki
Yeah, but it's not even. Yeah, I know you would never do something like that. Why the fuck would you try to say that? Or you trying to be funny now? Bobby would never do a drug.
Bobby
Weed is a drug.
Suki
No, it's not. Weed is from the earth.
Bobby
It's still a drug.
Suki
No, it's not. Don't listen. Tell you that the people.
Bobby
It is a drug. Coffee is.
Suki
Do you think weed is a drug? It's not a matter of think, not a drug.
Bobby
It's not a matter of think. We don't. It's not think.
Suki
Weed is from the earth. That is what God gave us.
Bobby
I, I like. I have nothing against weed. You're not going to sit here and convince Me that weed is bad.
Suki
Why would you say it's a drug?
Bobby
It just by definition is a drug.
Suki
Don't trust me.
Bobby
Coffee, too?
Suki
Coffee is a drug.
Bobby
Anything that can be addictive is a drug.
Suki
I think sex, sugar sex is a sucking dick. Is sucking dick a drug?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Not to me.
Bobby
Why?
Suki
Because it's not. I mean, what is considered addictive? Something that you like to do occasionally.
Bobby
No. Do you like to do it a lot?
Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
Then it's a drug too.
Suki
No, it ain't no drug.
Bobby
Could you stop it tomorrow?
Suki
I thought it was a job.
Bobby
If you wanted. If you had to stop tomorrow, would you be okay with that forever?
Suki
Nope.
Bobby
You could never do that again?
Suki
Nope.
Bobby
Then it's a drug. You have a boyfriend right now?
Suki
Yes, I do. Do you?
Bobby
No.
Suki
You want one?
Bobby
Who doesn't want a boyfriend?
Suki
Exactly.
Bobby
Do you like yours?
Suki
I love him so much. Okay. I love him so much because I know. I really get. Really.
Bobby
Okay, I believe you're exactly. I don't. You're trying to.
Suki
Do you know that about me?
Bobby
That you're attractive and people like that?
Suki
I got. I got. I get. I get that.
Bobby
You can pull.
Suki
Yeah, I can pull. Oh, look at her. My girl is down with the lingo. Yes, I can. That I can pull. Do you know that about me? You know that?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Okay. So you know I got somebody that I truly love.
Bobby
Mm. I'm not doubting that. You look like you think I'm doubting it.
Suki
You. You are doubting it.
Bobby
No, I'm not.
Suki
I'm. Hold on. I'm proud of piece of hair on my lip. I ain't got time, cuz. I'm trying to make sure it's my wig and not a pubic.
Bobby
Just. What were you doing in the bathroom? Was your boyfriend here in the bathroom?
Suki
No, he not here in Florida.
Bobby
Then what's what?
Suki
I ain't fucking with no from la. That's how I got in trouble before.
Bobby
Oh, that's why you're not living in la. Cause then you co. And you don't want to.
Suki
Cause the niggas be getting high and I ain't got time for that.
Bobby
Yeah. How long have you had your boyfriend?
Suki
I've been with him for two years, on and off.
Bobby
Okay. That's normal.
Suki
It is. Cause it's like, what relationship really lasts more than two years?
Bobby
Yeah. And stays on the whole time. They go on and off.
Suki
Exactly. On and off for two years. I love my man. He's so good to me. He really love me.
Bobby
Does he?
Suki
Yeah. And then his baby mama, bitch was trying to send him videos of me from OnlyFans. Talking about this, what you like? This the type of bitch you like. And he talking about, yeah, I love her. She gonna squirt in my mouth next. That's somebody that really genuinely love me. And he don't care what nobody say about me.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
And remember when I called him when we were. Did our interview?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
And I was like, I asked him, do he love me? He said, yeah, he loved me. And I said, yeah, you better, nigga.
Bobby
Yeah, I remember that.
Suki
That I'm still with him.
Bobby
Thought into this. Yeah, you're with the same. Wow. I'm happy for you guys.
Suki
I'm a fucking happy.
Bobby
Do you want kids with him?
Suki
Yeah, I do want kids. See, the only thing is like, I want to have a baby for him, but like, we just need some time.
Bobby
How much time?
Suki
Probably like we just need to make some more money. Cause babies is expensive. You got kids, you know.
Bobby
Oh, yeah, I know.
Suki
Shit. That motherfuckers is expensive.
Bobby
They're way too expensive.
Suki
Yeah, yeah. But I have a man. I love him dearly. We not married, you know?
Bobby
Do you want to get married?
Suki
I do, but I'm not mad that he didn't propose to me yet.
Bobby
Do you want me to be your maid of honor at your wedding?
Suki
I promise you I do. Made up honor. What's that mean?
Bobby
Like the main. The main girl by your side.
Suki
Just you?
Bobby
Yep.
Suki
What about my sisters and stuff?
Bobby
Shoot, you can have money made up honors.
Suki
So you telling me you're gonna be one of my made up honors?
Bobby
Yeah, I'll do everything.
Suki
But you don't know him yet, so I'm up to. But don't you have to support.
Bobby
Yeah, I support you liking him.
Suki
All right, can you, can you get some. Maybe, you know, you know all the sponsors. You got anybody that can.
Bobby
Okay, maybe a full time job now? I'm. I'm gonna pass.
Suki
Huh?
Bobby
I don't want it to turn into a full time job.
Suki
No, I'm just saying maybe if you. You do be my maid of honor, you probably can get some people to help us pay for the wedding and. Yeah, we can let Bobby show. Feel me?
Bobby
Okay, let's. Let's just do that. You. You don't want me just to be your maid of honor. And nobody sees it and nobody sponsors it.
Suki
How are we gonna get it paid for?
Bobby
It's your wedding, so you be paying for it.
Suki
No, no. Weddings are expensive.
Bobby
I didn't. I've never had one.
Suki
Yes, you did. It was married before.
Bobby
That doesn't mean I had a wedding.
Suki
So how did yours go?
Bobby
I had a courthouse wedding.
Suki
No, that's right, Bobby. Give me a high five. I love that. Because that's what I wanted to do with Mommy. See, Bobby, been down with the bitches and hoes. I. I literally love you. Bobby had a courthouse wedding. How we don't know this.
Bobby
I. Well, I got divorced, so I don't really post a lot of pictures of that courthouse wedding.
Suki
The thing is, I love a courthouse wedding.
Bobby
Yeah, it's very sweet, intimate, and you don't lose a lot of money. So if you get divorced, you're not like, oh, damn, I lost so much money.
Suki
Oh, my gosh, Bobby, you're so transparent right now.
Bobby
Oh.
Suki
Do you know, I wanted to have a courthouse wedding, but I was scared because I felt like people would judge me.
Bobby
You can do it cute. But I want. I want to have a real wedding.
Suki
So how can you do it cute?
Bobby
What do you mean? Go to Vegas. Take cute little pictures in the street.
Suki
I'm so for that film pictures, you know? Would you still be my.
Bobby
Yeah. It'll be a lot easier, too, if I'm your maid of honor to your Vegas courthouse wedding.
Suki
Do it. I love my man.
Bobby
He hasn't proposed yet.
Suki
No, but he's trying to.
Bobby
He's trying to. How does he.
Suki
What's stopping him is. Because the wed. The. The wedding, I feel like it's gonna be like $90,000, and I don't wanna do that right now.
Bobby
Yeah, that's about right.
Suki
You have other resources for me.
Bobby
Do I have 90,000 for you?
Suki
No, I mean, do you? I wasn't asking that. Bobby, I will pay you back. We going to make 90,000 off our interviews.
Bobby
It's not. I don't know if we're there.
Suki
Get these people.
Bobby
Get them to say, I mean, I need more.
Suki
Bobby is going to be my man of horror.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
I'm literally so happy. We can go to Vegas and just do it.
Bobby
Yeah. He doesn't need 90,000.
Suki
Then I don't need 90,000. How much do I need?
Bobby
Vegas?
Suki
Yes.
Bobby
50 bucks.
Suki
$50?
Bobby
Yeah. Just wear something. We'll go thrifting. Get your dress.
Suki
Bobby, I'm so serious right now.
Bobby
You again? You haven't gotten proposed to Suki?
Suki
No, he's trying to, but what is he.
Bobby
What is the thing that's standing in his way?
Suki
It's because I wanted a nice wedding.
Bobby
Oh, you're standing in the way.
Suki
Yeah, but I was okay with the courthouse.
Bobby
Okay. You just. Bobby usually wants to go through.
Suki
You're really true.
Bobby
You just said you want a courthouse wedding and you want a nice wedding.
Suki
But now you're off that wedding. We could do the courthouse thing.
Bobby
Well, just date a few more years.
Suki
I mean, how many times? How many years we got a date. We already date two years.
Bobby
Yeah, but you on again, off again. Have two years.
Suki
No, we were on again, off again in the beginning.
Bobby
Oh, but.
Suki
And then Ray J happened. But that, that was in and out. And then. Well, I wasn't with him at that time, by the way.
Bobby
With Ray J.
Suki
That was why you said you going to get me the sponsor?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Are you sure?
Bobby
I'm gonna. I, I, I don't work there.
Suki
Promise something and then I'll tell you.
Bobby
Okay. $50.
Suki
$50? That's what you're gonna get me to help?
Bobby
Yeah. To get that information out of you? Yeah, that's what I'm willing to part.
Suki
No, no, no, no, no.
Bobby
All that 100. 100. No, I him with you.
Suki
Nope. Let's move to the next subject.
Bobby
Next time on tour you can find out the story of.
Suki
On tour.
Bobby
Damn.
Suki
Yep. On tour you gotta pay for them tour tickets.
Bobby
Yeah, but clearly we did so good selling them last time. All hundred of you. Better. What?
Suki
We only sold 100 tickets. That is embarrassing. What did we do wrong?
Bobby
Well, we didn't market it at all. We posted one time about it.
Suki
Cuz we only had one video. The whoop.
Bobby
We didn't have any. Yeah, we, we did a horrible job. I didn't have anybody on my team to help me with it. So we kind of just posted it. Hoped for the best. The best wasn't very good. And then we said I have Covid. Gotta get out of this.
Suki
Margaret. I had covet.
Bobby
I did.
Suki
You did.
Bobby
I know I had Covid. I did actually. It was really like. I think that was God's.
Suki
Stop being scared.
Bobby
I'm not scared.
Suki
Yes, you are.
Bobby
Nope.
Suki
I see your foot. Zoom in on a foot real quick before she stop. Yep. She, she made you guys zoom in on my toes last time.
Bobby
No. Yeah, I had. I think it really worked out well that I got. I think my stress from everything caused me to get Covid and we had to cancel. But this time I won't get Covid because I went off stress because we're going to sell out all 100 tickets because that's all we're going to sell.
Suki
So all just 100.
Bobby
We can't do more than law Suki.
Suki
Is this why we can't be mad.
Bobby
We have to. And we have to sell them for cheap too. That was also the other thing. They kind of put them up for a high price. And after a while I realized that and I was like, why did we sell them for so much?
Suki
I feel like we should do a chitlin circus. You ever heard of that?
Bobby
No.
Suki
Who knows what a chitlin circus is? You guys don't. What? Let me hurry up and. Can I see my phone? I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I forgot what it means. But it's like when you work with your certain demographic and guess what? 100 tickets is. Okay.
Bobby
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're selling to 100 people. But we tried. We. We aim too high. They say to shoot for the stars. What does it. Shoot for the stars? Aim for the moon?
Suki
No, I'm not scared of our tour. You're scared?
Bobby
Yeah, actually. Because that's embarrassing.
Suki
It's not. Because guess what? The people.
Bobby
You were embarrassed too. You just said it. Play it back.
Suki
That is embarrassing. What part? I said that?
Bobby
You said that's embarrassing.
Suki
Okay, so a chitlin circuit.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
The Chitlin Circus was a network of black owned entertainment venues that provided a safe place for black performers in the 1930s. So nowadays we don't go to big venues, but we go to the little venues of people that really genuinely love us and support us.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Whether it's 100 or 200 or 300 people, that's how we make our money.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Until we grow.
Bobby
But here's what I have a better idea of. I don't really know about a tour because I don't want to get on that many planes. You know, I don't want to go to that many places. You look concerned, you look sad. You look a little frightened, but it's okay. What I. What I have the thought of is I'm gonna start something called the really good Late night show and you're gonna be the co host of it. Just like we were gonna do. But it's. It's a small venue. It's only one place. It's just in LA and it's just 200 people. That's it.
Suki
That's it.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
So that's not a tour?
Bobby
No, I don't want to go on tour.
Suki
Oh, so we just doing one show together?
Bobby
No, no, it's. It's gonna happen all the time, but in one spot. Like, you know how Jimmy Kimmel has his.
Suki
Oh, yeah.
Bobby
You know how Saturday Night Live has their location?
Suki
So like how Jimmy Campbell's Yes. So.
Bobby
Okay, but we just One location. We're gonna have seasons. So we'll film like nine episodes of a season. Take a break.
Suki
Film.
Bobby
And we'll have a musical guest open up a musical performance. We'll have you co hosting it. We'll have an interview with somebody. It's a better idea.
Suki
So we just gonna perform one time every season.
Bobby
When did I say that?
Suki
What do. Okay, so every spring, summer, fall.
Bobby
Not the actual seasons of the. Of the year? No. Like, you know how TV shows have seasons.
Suki
Who else you got in mind besides me?
Bobby
For what?
Suki
Just to be a part of this.
Bobby
You're the co host.
Suki
So I'm the only person that you want to be a part of this?
Bobby
To be the co host?
Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
I'm not going to interview you for all of the shows or anything. No, you're going to be the co host.
Suki
And then I end up what I do.
Bobby
You co host it. Have you ever watched. You're just like a regular on it. You gotta be funny. I don't. That's. That's what you do.
Suki
All right, let's do it and let's see how it works.
Bobby
It's gonna be successful.
Suki
I feel like it will. It will be because we're only selling 100 tickets.
Bobby
What if we only sell 20?
Suki
20 tickets?
Bobby
We sell like three. No, it's just my.
Suki
If I feel like. If we sell three, I feel like we should still walk.
Bobby
You should get Covid.
Suki
Yeah, exactly. Somebody catches Covid. I'm not gonna lie. I believe in this.
Bobby
Yeah. And I do believe that we can catch COVID if we need to.
Suki
Yeah.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
So we're going to la.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
When?
Bobby
I'm working on it right now. It's gonna be. It's gonna be great. Not too many people.
Suki
You have a large LA fan base.
Bobby
Do I?
Suki
Yes, you do.
Bobby
You could really tell that?
Suki
Yes.
Bobby
The people in LA by the hundred tickets we sold. Really large fan base of 100 people. It's your fault.
Suki
Can I ask you questions now?
Bobby
I've been saying go out.
Suki
All right, let me drink some of my water. I'm having a good time with my drink. I'm just making sure I don't have to work after this. Do I have a photo shoot after this? My assistant left. He left. Wow. Like, where's my assistant? Oh, there he go. Do I have to film after this or. I'm good. I wanna make sure I give Bobby my all. Because we only sold 100 tickets. You only sold 100. Okay, so what are we going to.
Bobby
Do different this time we're only selling 100 tickets. That's impossible.
Suki
So you really only selling 100 tickets this time?
Bobby
Yes.
Suki
I'm not doing it. No.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Cuz you really getting bigger.
Bobby
You cared so much about those hundred people that you won't come.
Suki
I feel like we could at least sell 400 people. 400.
Bobby
I was putting out promote, but I was started towards the I'm putting my own money behind promoting posts of it. It wasn't going anywhere. No one was buying tickets. I would get messages from my team like, oh, you sold one more ticket.
Suki
I was like, yeah, because we only did one.
Bobby
I was posting. I know, but I was doing like putting it out online and I kept tagging it, I kept trying. It was not getting anywhere. Every week I get an update and it would be like, 01. We're not.
Suki
Okay, Bobby, I'm not doing it with you. If we're only gonna.
Bobby
And now you have a. You had. You said 100 was good, but now you don't want.
Suki
No, no, no. I was saying, listen, we at least. I feel like me and you together at least could get 500 of our fans. The white, the black and the mix, they're gonna come out and see us.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
So if you don't want to work that hard to get 500 people, I'm not being a part of the tour.
Bobby
You didn't want to work the hard to get the 100.
Suki
I did. Okay. I had a lot going on at the time.
Bobby
Okay, so admit that it was you too.
Suki
Oh, no, I'm okay with the men. It was me too.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
It was me too.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Because I had a lot going on. I had. We already know what I had going on. Plus I was in between weight. I was a little big and I was a little small at the time. I didn't even know if I was pregnant. Who give like, let's do it right now.
Bobby
Yeah. And you're gonna go all out this time.
Suki
I would sell 250 tickets of my LA fans. Can you sell 250 tickets?
Bobby
If they think it's gonna be a good show. Not a good.
Suki
Let's get out in the streets.
Bobby
Okay? I don't.
Suki
Let's get out in the streets with our tickets and sell them. Let's do it. Let's print out our tickets and get out in these LA streets and sell them. How much was you selling them for?
Bobby
Me, it was us for $40 or something.
Suki
40? Oh, see, $40.
Bobby
Yeah. The venue had to make money. We couldn't Just give them away for free.
Suki
Bobby, when you come back Monday, I got somebody that can print our tickets. Oh, we're selling each ticket for $40. We can go to all the LA strip clubs. We can go to the In N All burgers because my fans be going there. Yeah, Barnes and Nobles. Her fans. We can do it. Yeah, do it. Stop being scared. We're gonna sell 500 tickets so that people can come see us.
Bobby
I would like to just do my 100 people.
Suki
Bobby, how much are we gonna make if only 100 tickets get sold? It's not about that.
Bobby
It's about making the show grow bigger.
Suki
Yeah, but my flight is gonna cost 100 tickets.
Bobby
Then you can have 100% of the money.
Suki
No, Bobby, put your all into it. Your core.
Bobby
Okay, well, you know, it's only 5:00.
Suki
Now, so I feel like we could sell 500.
Bobby
Yeah, we can try. We can try. I'm down to try.
Suki
Old school. Pop the trunk. Tickets in a trunk. Let's do it. And then we can use that as promo. Yeah.
Bobby
I think Suki wants us to go out in the streets and sell tickets. Technically, I do think that would work. It would be a good bit for sure. I. I do see that. I. I hope she sees it as just a funny thing we could do and not literally gonna go find a thousand people to buy tickets. We can't fail again.
Suki
We're not gonna. We're gonna still.
Bobby
I can't get taken any more time, Suki.
Suki
I got some ideas for us of.
Bobby
What other sicknesses I can help.
Suki
500 tickets. We're gonna go ahead and go. People to people. Okay, cut this part off. We can actually have fake people to act like they're buying tickets to. Actually they're buying tickets from us. I've believe it will work. I promise it will work. Trust the Louisville. Do it for real. Bobby, if you're serious about this, we need to. Because first of all, my. My flight out here is $2,000.
Bobby
Well, you didn't need to sit first class.
Suki
No, I have to.
Bobby
Okay.
Suki
Because it comes with food.
Bobby
Do you remember. Wait, do you remember when I was. When I was in. When I was in Florida leaving with my kids at the airport and I was in line stuck, and then I was like, I'm going to miss my flight. We weren't even going to L. A.
Suki
Together at all.
Bobby
Like, we didn't even. I just found out you were going out there. Like it was just happened to be that you're going on the same flight as me. But I'm standing in the long line like, I'm not going to make this flight. And then I hear, wheelchair, wheelchair, move. We have a wheelchair. And I look back and it's you in a wheelchair.
Suki
No, I don't. I seen you at the airport before.
Bobby
Yes, and then you helped me get through TSA faster because you were in a wheelchair. That.
Suki
I don't remember that. But you don't get a wheelchair assistant.
Bobby
Okay, so why don't you remember that if you do?
Suki
No, I don't, but you should get a wheelchair. No, Bobby, you know what?
Bobby
I did say pre check. It's very funny.
Suki
I know that. This is just us doing an interview and nothing comes after it. We can literally sell 500 tickets. All we have to do is get Bobby in the streets. We go outside in Los Angeles at Hollywood Boulevard and sell our tickets at $40 a piece, and I'm sure we will sell 500 tickets. So me and her can be magicians.
Bobby
Yes.
Suki
She doesn't want to do it.
Bobby
I. I do.
Suki
No, you don't. No, I'm.
Bobby
I'm willing to try. I'm going to worry about not coming.
Suki
To do a show with you for 100 tickets.
Bobby
Fine. We'll do.
Suki
None of us. Fine.
Bobby
Fine. Since you want to go bold again.
Suki
Why don't we do five times 100? Let me just go ahead and see it. Marcel, you said. Okay. You see my calculator? Damn. I know I didn't delete the calculator.
Bobby
4000. $4000.
Suki
$4000. Then we got to play production camera crew. And then when we finally split it, it's just going to be my plane flight out here. Yeah, that's not scary.
Bobby
Okay, then let's. Why don't you just go big? Why don't we put one show on at the wheel, turn again and sell all 1100 tickets?
Suki
Are you gonna get out in the streets?
Bobby
Are you gonna get out in the streets?
Suki
I will. I'm out here for a couple days if you're coming back Monday like you said. Are you coming back Monday or I have to leave. Who the fuck can afford to live out here? I cannot stay out here if we're not gonna make money together.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Can I go with you?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
Where are you going? Out. Yeah.
Bobby
You can come with me. Yeah.
Suki
Girl, you lying.
Bobby
So come on.
Suki
I can come?
Bobby
Yeah. I'm not paying for your ticket, but you can come.
Suki
Okay. So what, do I get to hang out with you?
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
You don't have to pay for my ticket. Yeah.
Bobby
Yeah.
Suki
I have Delta I get free. I get free rips. What the.
Bobby
How do you get that?
Suki
Because I done flew so many times. I'm actually a diamond medallion.
Bobby
I need to get free ones.
Suki
Yeah, I flew so many times that I get free flights I've never had. Yeah, we need to hang out. The thing is. Okay, so after we're done. Or we can make, like, tick tocks. Act like we're so close.
Bobby
Look at us, please.
Suki
Like, we're so. We're, like, actually representing so much. We're ask. We're representing friendship. Interracial friendship. Look, I'm black as hell. She's white as hell. Look, so can we. Are we going to make some money?
Bobby
Yeah, I think that'll help.
Suki
And then especially, like, I was sucking some dick right before I came here. Well, it was like, bad dick.
Bobby
Okay. It was your boyfriend's.
Suki
Yeah, he. Don't be nobody like that. Just me.
Podcast Summary: Sukihana – “Pilates is My Favorite Workout”
The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff, Episode Released on March 7, 2025
The episode kicks off with Bobbi Althoff and her guest, Sukihana, preparing to start a Pilates workout session. Their casual banter sets a relaxed and personable tone for the episode.
Bobbi (00:34): "This is so awkward. I feel like I'm about to give birth."
Sukihana (00:39): "Just wait."
They navigate the initial awkwardness as Bobbi attempts to get into position for Pilates, highlighting the duo's comfortable dynamic.
Sukihana takes the lead, guiding Bobbi through a series of Pilates exercises. Their interaction showcases Sukihana's expertise and Bobbi's willingness to participate enthusiastically.
Sukihana (01:07): "Come right back here. And then you're gonna do a push up. Ready?"
Bobbi follows Sukihana's instructions diligently, demonstrating the effectiveness of the workout routine.
Bobbi (01:50): "Good, Bobby. Good job."
The session emphasizes the importance of dedication and proper technique in maintaining fitness through Pilates.
Transitioning from the workout, the conversation shifts to Sukihana's musical inspirations and creative process. Sukihana delves into the motivations behind her music, expressing a desire to empower others through her art.
Sukihana (09:02): "With my music, I just go from within. And I really practice, like, liberating America."
She discusses the themes she explores in her songs, including overcoming struggles and embracing one's truth.
Sukihana (09:45): "It liberates you to live in your truth, and it liberates America."
Sukihana emphasizes that her music is designed to make people feel good and dance, aiming to create a positive impact on her listeners.
Bobbi and Sukihana engage in a candid conversation about relationships, sharing personal anecdotes and playful teasing. Sukihana opens up about her boyfriend and their on-and-off relationship, highlighting the complexities and joys of their bond.
Sukihana (48:05): "I love him so much because I know. I really get. Really."
Bobbi reflects on their friendship, expressing support and genuine happiness for Sukihana's relationship.
Bobbi (50:21): "I'm happy for you guys."
The dialogue underscores the importance of trust and understanding in maintaining strong friendships and romantic relationships.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around planning a potential tour and live performances. Sukihana and Bobbi brainstorm ideas to increase ticket sales and enhance their show’s reach.
Sukihana (57:33): "A chitlin circus is a network of black-owned entertainment venues that provided a safe place for black performers in the 1930s."
They consider targeting smaller, intimate venues to build a loyal fanbase, drawing inspiration from historical entertainment circuits.
Bobbi (59:06): "It's gonna be successful."
The discussion highlights the challenges of marketing and the importance of strategic planning in the entertainment industry.
Throughout the episode, Bobbi and Sukihana infuse humor into their dialogue, making the conversation engaging and entertaining.
Sukihana (24:02): "Jalapeno business."
Their jokes and playful exchanges demonstrate their chemistry and ability to keep the conversation lively, even when discussing serious topics.
As the episode concludes, Bobbi and Sukihana reflect on their discussions and outline plans for future collaborations. They express optimism about their endeavors and reaffirm their commitment to supporting each other.
Sukihana (65:58): "Trust the Louisville. Do it for real."
Bobbi (67:47): "I think that'll help."
Their closing remarks set the stage for upcoming projects, emphasizing teamwork and mutual support as key components of their success.
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In this episode of The Really Good Podcast, Bobbi Althoff and Sukihana blend fitness, music, personal stories, and humor into an engaging and multifaceted conversation. They explore the intersections of creativity, relationships, and entrepreneurship, offering listeners a glimpse into their collaborative dynamics and future projects. Whether discussing the intricacies of Pilates or strategizing about live performances, the episode underscores the value of authenticity, mutual support, and unwavering dedication in achieving personal and professional goals.