Sukihana: “Pretty girls have big foreheads”

Summary

Episode Summary: Sukihana: “Pretty Girls Have Big Foreheads”

Introduction

In this lively and comedic episode of The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff, hosts Bobbi Althoff and her co-host Suki dive into a series of humorous and relatable workplace scenarios. Titled “Pretty Girls Have Big Foreheads,” the episode explores the dynamics of working in retail, friendships, personal quirks, and the challenges of maintaining professionalism amidst chaos. The conversation is peppered with witty exchanges, playful banter, and insightful commentary on everyday experiences.

Workplace Dynamics and Challenges

The core of the episode revolves around Bobbi and Suki’s fictional experiences working together in a retail environment. They navigate the complexities of their job responsibilities, interpersonal relationships, and the inherent stress of dealing with difficult customers.

• Job Responsibilities and Miscommunication

  Bobbi and Suki discuss their roles in the store, highlighting moments of miscommunication and the humorous mishaps that ensue.

  Bobbi: “What is our job?” (01:20)

  Suki: “I guess sell clothes. Hopefully not hit on the guys when they come in here.” (01:22)

  This exchange underscores the often-overlooked challenges of maintaining focus on job duties while managing personal interactions with customers.

• Dealing with Difficult Customers

  The duo portrays a scenario where customers exhibit suspicious behavior, leading to a lighthearted take on theft prevention and customer service.

  Bobbi: “They’re about to steal.” (08:40)

  Suki: “Put the clothes back.” (12:07)

  Their exaggerated approach to handling shoplifting situations adds a comedic layer while subtly addressing the pressures faced by retail workers.

Personal Quirks and Relationships

Beyond workplace antics, Bobbi and Suki delve into their personal lives, sharing anecdotes that reveal their unique personalities and the dynamics of their friendship.

• Alcohol and Social Interactions

  The conversation often veers into discussions about alcohol consumption and its impact on their work performance.

  Bobbi: “I just don't really chase my drink.” (01:36)

  Suki: “You just take it straight.” (01:43)

  These exchanges highlight their carefree attitudes and the humorous tension between maintaining professionalism and personal indulgences.

• Friendships and Support Systems

  The episode emphasizes the importance of friendship and support in navigating both work and personal challenges.

  Bobbi: “She's never done that before, either.” (01:53)

  Suki: “It's in her blood to be on time, but it's not in yours.” (02:23)

  Their playful reprimands and supportive comments illustrate the balance between teasing and genuine care in their relationship.

Humorous Mishaps and Situational Comedy

Throughout the episode, Bobbi and Suki engage in a series of comedic mishaps that showcase their quick wit and ability to find humor in everyday situations.

• Uniform and Appearance Issues

  Discussions about uniforms and personal appearance lead to funny exchanges about fashion and self-expression.

  Bobbi: “Why did you put the mask from...?” (23:24)

  Suki: “No, no, no, no, no.” (23:19)

  Such moments provide relatable humor for listeners who’ve faced similar wardrobe malfunctions or style dilemmas.

• Unexpected Situations

  The hosts navigate unexpected situations, such as dealing with broken equipment or handling unforeseen store issues, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

  Bobbi: “What are you doing?” (11:15)

  Suki: “It's not raining. We're in South Florida.” (11:15)

  These interactions keep the episode engaging and entertaining, showcasing their ability to stay humorous under pressure.

Notable Quotes

The episode is rich with memorable quotes that capture the essence of Bobbi and Suki’s dynamic:

• On Professionalism and Personal Life Balance

  Suki: “Do you think we're allowed to say that? Yeah, we.” (07:08)

• On Friendship and Teamwork

  Bobbi: “I don't want to hear, yeah, we're gonna have it together.” (09:24)

• On Handling Stress and Chaos

  Suki: “Put the clothes back.” (12:07)

Conclusion

“Sukihana: ‘Pretty Girls Have Big Foreheads’” is a testament to Bobbi Althoff and Suki’s ability to blend humor with relatable content. Through their playful interactions and witty commentary, they offer listeners a delightful glimpse into the often chaotic world of retail work, all while highlighting the strength of their friendship and camaraderie. This episode stands out for its authentic portrayal of workplace dynamics, infused with laughter and insightful observations, making it a memorable addition to The Really Good Podcast series.

Key Takeaways

• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: Bobbi and Suki use humor to navigate and alleviate the stresses of their work environment.

• Importance of Communication: The episode underscores the value of clear communication and mutual understanding in maintaining effective teamwork.

• Relatable Experiences: Listeners can connect with the hosts’ experiences of balancing professional duties with personal interactions and mishaps.

Listen to the Episode

For those who haven’t tuned into The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff, this episode offers a perfect blend of humor, relatability, and engaging conversation. Join Bobbi and Suki as they unravel the hilarious and sometimes chaotic aspects of their everyday lives.

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Note: All timestamps correspond to the provided transcript segments and are used to attribute notable quotes accurately.

Transcript

[Bobby]

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[Suki]

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[Bobby]

What is this? Cucumbers? No, that's not good. You probably like it because you. You like. You like rare stuff. I don't want that. Okay, well, let's ask if there's more. Baby, baby, I came prepared, so. Oh, my God. What is that? Okay, so this is chardonnay, and then I mixed it with my little tequila. Thank you. Thank you for hiring us for the day.

[Suki]

Yep, no problem. Hopefully y' all do your job.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What is our job?

[Suki]

I guess sell clothes. Hopefully not hit on the guys when they come in here.

[Bobby]

Okay. What about the girls? They're fine.

[Suki]

That's fine.

[Bobby]

Cheers.

[Suki]

Why? Why did you.

[Bobby]

What do you think, I'm just gonna drink this and not have a. Yeah. Okay. That's disgusting. I'm not. I don't really chase my drink. I don't really.

[Suki]

You just take it straight.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do I look like chasing a drink? These niggas chasing me.

[Suki]

I know. That's right. How about return to you guys coming on time?

[Bobby]

You know what? She's never done that before, either. I knew that you were going to say this. I had to. I literally told everybody that Bobby is going. If I don't get there on time, Bobby's going to tell everybody, look, she's late again. And then if I get there on time, you're going to say, oh, look, she's not late. Okay. It looks like I couldn't win. It's in her blood to be on time, but it's not in yours. It is today. Today. You know, I'm proud of you today, period. Today.

[Suki]

I probably bet.

[Bobby]

How do you know him? I just heard that they were hiring. Where'd you see that? I'm like Craigslist. No, it's outside, so help wanted. And you thought we should be the help today. I'm just saying it's a. It's a job for us just to be fun together. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So when I did the application, I lied on the application.

[Suki]

Mm.

[Bobby]

What'd you say? I said who my last boss was. I put my grandmom. Mm. You wrote. Thought it was your grandma or just turn it in? No, I just put my grandmom name down. So when he called and said, okay. Did she used to work at City Trans? My grandma? Be like, yeah, she did, and she was working real good. What the fuck did you put for mine? What'd you put? I mean, how did. How did we get the. Do you think they know who we are? No, they don't. You. You used to work at a strip club. Okay, Okay. I went for one day. I went to a strip club one time. No, but I told him that you work at the strip club as, like, a. A dancer. Okay. As a dancer. Okay. Well, he might think that I'm here today.

[Suki]

You're Bobby.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Suki]

And today, he literally knows.

[Bobby]

What made us qualify for this job.

[Suki]

You know, you came in here, you said you were hungry.

[Bobby]

We ain't nobody.

[Suki]

I knew who y' all were.

[Bobby]

Who is we?

[Suki]

Your friend came.

[Bobby]

What friend? He literally knew. I told you.

[Suki]

Oh, you just thought.

[Bobby]

Yeah, we thought. You just gave us the.

[Suki]

We just thought you came for your looks, and you just got hired just like that.

[Bobby]

Okay, let's go.

[Suki]

You gotta leave the cup. You gotta leave the cup.

[Bobby]

I gotta leave the cup. They don't even know what's in my cup.

[Suki]

You have to leave the cup. Please. Thank you. Just go. Jeez. So he needs help. He needs help, and he needs help over there. So here's something. Thank you.

[Bobby]

Hi. You'll probably look cute in this. Mm. Let me see. Hold it up. Put it, like. Hold it to you, though. Let me see how it look on you. Yeah, I like that for you. I like that haircut that you got. Yeah. Yeah, that look nice. Mm. So, yeah, you get this and then get these. But, baby, you needed this hair up. Cause I ain't gonna lie. I got stuff to do. What you doing? Yo, I'm Brow. Okay. Y' all brows?

[Suki]

Yeah, we just looking around.

[Bobby]

Y' all got some money? Y' all got. I'm just making sure y' all ain't stealing. Do you need help? Are you on FaceTime? Are you allowed? Is she allowed to be.

[Suki]

No, you can't be on FaceTime. You can't go against policy. Like, what is your problem?

[Bobby]

No, actually, I was she was. That was my phone.

[Suki]

Say it again.

[Bobby]

That was my phone. She's. I asked her to talk to my sister really quickly.

[Suki]

Shelby, just put the phone away.

[Bobby]

No, no, no. That was my phone. She's not. She's fine. She was using my phone to FaceTime my sister.

[Suki]

She's working on it.

[Bobby]

I know. I was the one on my phone and I passed her it really quick so she looked like she was guilty. She's not.

[Suki]

Put the phone away. Shelby.

[Bobby]

Shelby, it's okay.

[Suki]

You just easily influenced.

[Bobby]

Shelby, it's fine. He's hearing your phone.

[Suki]

Shall we? Listen, can you please.

[Bobby]

You can use.

[Suki]

Go ahead. She's working today.

[Bobby]

I'll tell you if he's looking. The shirt too big.

[Suki]

Yeah. Please help.

[Bobby]

Move.

[Suki]

We got a dresser. Look, he got a steal.

[Bobby]

You even helped him over there.

[Suki]

He's just stand. Oh. Oh, this shit is. This shit is going crazy. Look, sir, what you need.

[Bobby]

You need to come back here because they said that you steal your outfit.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

All right. Let me get that.

[Suki]

She'll be right with you. Yes.

[Bobby]

Here. Okay, hold on. Come on, come on.

[Suki]

Bring him to the dressing room. See, that's his proper size. Act like you've worked here before.

[Bobby]

Bobby, I'm trying to get by you, but he keeps making me work. Who's making it work? Him. Were you taking. Did you go in the dressing room with the guy? Yeah, I'm trying to help him get dressed. Look, he still need help. He's literally not even trying it on. I have his fears.

[Suki]

I swear. This is the last time. This is the last time.

[Bobby]

He didn't even.

[Suki]

Last fucking time.

[Bobby]

You didn't even try it on. We just looked at you under there. I was looking at you the whole time. It's a true exhale. Oh, my God.

[Suki]

Is a disaster.

[Bobby]

Why she not working? I am.

[Suki]

Why are you playing with laser tag?

[Bobby]

Yeah, why? I'm the only one working here. I just wanted to.

[Suki]

Listen, listen, listen. You go back on the floor piece of that lady and please help her with what he.

[Bobby]

Can I get something back? Back.

[Suki]

What you need? You just came from drinking. What do you need? You came late. You're drinking. Now you're flirting.

[Bobby]

I'm not flirting. Was I flirting with you?

[Suki]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby]

A little bit. I was not flirting with that man.

[Suki]

Oh, my God. What you need help with? This is 2x XL, man. I know, I know.

[Bobby]

XL.

[Suki]

You know what I mean? So maybe like a medium or something. All right, I'll be right with you.

[Bobby]

That's a 2XL. Do you want it? You sure? Did you get that?

[Suki]

Bro? You're drinking again. You're. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bobby]

I'm not literally. I'm literally not drinking.

[Suki]

No, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Bobby]

I'm literally not drinking.

[Suki]

Listen, you just poured. Your lipstick is on.

[Bobby]

I think this one will look good on you.

[Suki]

Does the shirt fit? It's good. I think it looks nice, bro. Listen, just take the shirt. Is good.

[Bobby]

Drinking make me work better.

[Suki]

Take the shirt. It's on me.

[Bobby]

Take the shirt.

[Suki]

We'll take it out her check. Don't worry about it. Guess. Thank you.

[Bobby]

Can I get. Do I get free stuff?

[Suki]

No, you.

[Bobby]

I was. How you get a free shirt? He not even famous.

[Suki]

Esther s crazy. What's your name again?

[Bobby]

Suki. Dookie. Call me Dookie.

[Suki]

I got you. Are you flirting?

[Bobby]

Flirting?

[Suki]

Bobby, that's sexual harassment, bro.

[Bobby]

I'm not flirting with him, bro. I just asked him a question. I'm just. Come over here with you. I've never met a boss that like hangs out with their people so much.

[Suki]

Listen.

[Bobby]

Yeah, he's following me all around.

[Suki]

Keeps saying that I'm drinking from 11 to 8. Your drink from 11 to 6. Bobby's playing with the laser. She's running around, she's not doing nothing. She's barely even folding.

[Bobby]

Like, never mind. Just keep it to yourself, cuz.

[Suki]

Oh my God.

[Bobby]

Your total is $432.

[Suki]

400 first and last time I hired friends. How are they helping you? You're good. Yeah, she was but she walked us.

[Bobby]

Don't just come back here with you.

[Suki]

Oh, hold on, I'll be right with you. Hold on, I'll be right with you. We still got customers in here.

[Bobby]

They're not buying nothing. So I want to tell you they're trying to steal like bro, what are you doing?

[Suki]

Oh my God.

[Bobby]

They're about to steal.

[Suki]

Oh my God.

[Bobby]

They're not buying nothing.

[Suki]

They don't.

[Bobby]

They tied on multiple gold.

[Suki]

Please, please go do, please.

[Bobby]

She told him how much it cost.

[Suki]

So why is he not at the register?

[Bobby]

Why are they not here to buy nothing? Sir, you need to get security. He worried about us when he need to get security.

[Suki]

And why are you keep trying to.

[Bobby]

Turn on the tv? We're just turning on the tv. I'm trying to let you know what Nick is about to do. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

[Suki]

Now they know our business. Now they know the business. Now they're going to steal. Give us one second, please. We're just dysfunctional right now. One second. Come to the back. Come to The. Oh, my gosh, Bobby, she's back.

[Bobby]

It's okay. She ain't wrong. Because honestly, you a lot to deal with.

[Suki]

Let me talk to you. It's Juneteenth. Act like it. For the people.

[Bobby]

It is Juneteenth, please.

[Suki]

For our people.

[Bobby]

What do you want from us?

[Suki]

Listen, I'm gonna give you guys a moment. Get it together. When I come back, let's have it together.

[Bobby]

I don't want to hear, yeah, we're gonna have it together.

[Suki]

Cool.

[Bobby]

No, you're gonna leave.

[Suki]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[Bobby]

I'm not. Look at trust. I'm just trying to figure out why you don't have a shirt on under that basket. Yeah, you're.

[Suki]

I came to work.

[Bobby]

You should put on a uniform.

[Suki]

It's probably your fault. Do the one that brought her as a reference. More people are coming. I'll be back.

[Bobby]

This is not what I expected. You actually probably have to have this shot. These customers aren't even buying anything. Why do we need to help him? I'm trying to figure out. He's losing money here. He keeps saying I'm looking at him like something. I'm not. I'm not looking at him like nothing. Is he looking at me? He is. Yeah, he is. I know. I've seen it. And get some money up off him. I know it's illegal. Probably.

[Suki]

Now she's dancing. She's still drinking this shit. Don't add the up, bro. Like, you're drinking. You're drinking is concerning.

[Bobby]

I know. Yeah. No, he likes what he. See, I really don't like what you're doing because I'm on my period right now. Are you? Yeah, literally, I'm on my too. Yeah. We're asking you to respect the law and our 10 minute break and just give us our 10 minutes right now. And you go answer to your customers because clearly they're stealing. Clearly, they're stealing.

[Suki]

Last time I'm hiring.

[Bobby]

Get out of here.

[Suki]

Eight minutes and counting.

[Bobby]

Okay, go ahead. Ow. I mean, we got all. What do you want? What does he want us to do? We should steal this a little. This something. This what? See, this is what I did at my other job. Just take stuff and you. Fuck is this. He's coming. I don't. He's coming, dude. So I know what.

[Suki]

Eight minutes is up. You told me to give you 10, I gave you.

[Bobby]

Oh, eight minutes is not up. Literally is not up. It literally is not eight minutes.

[Suki]

Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Let's do this.

[Bobby]

What are you doing?

[Suki]

It's not raining. We're in South Florida.

[Bobby]

No, I know. I was just organizing.

[Suki]

It's not raining. Just.

[Bobby]

Just we.

[Suki]

No, no, no, no, you're not. You can't be in front of people no more. You're. You are too embarrassing.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry.

[Suki]

Yes, yes, please just help her because this here is out of control. Just.

[Bobby]

So come on. Are we still stealing? Yeah, we didn't. He said nothing but a word. Hey, you good? He over there stealing.

[Suki]

Oh my God. See? Suki. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Why are you hiding snacks? And why are you stealing and rearranging?

[Bobby]

Are you still. How's she stealing? Is she work here?

[Suki]

So why you hiding snacks? Did you steal that chain?

[Bobby]

Now this is my boyfriend chain. You know, you did not have his chain up in here. You need to worry about them. And I'm not even trying to tell on them.

[Suki]

Don't y' all steal. Don't drink and stop and do something. Put the cheez its back. God damn. Hey, can you please put the stuff back? Hey, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir. No reason to.

[Bobby]

You just could buy it.

[Suki]

Yeah, yeah, man. You just. You just could buy.

[Bobby]

You know, this is an emergency door.

[Suki]

You don't have to.

[Bobby]

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[Suki]

Bobby. Suki, I'm getting tired of calling your name. We're tired of being out there caressing the man.

[Bobby]

Why do you have that?

[Suki]

Get your hands off him.

[Bobby]

Why do you have that? I'm just keeping busy. I don't know. I want to distract him from what's happening.

[Suki]

Bobby.

[Bobby]

Yeah. No.

[Suki]

Bobby.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Can you stop seeing her name? Yeah. Please, can you stop seeing her name, Bobby? I don't want the people out there to know who I am.

[Suki]

You're done. You're done.

[Bobby]

Tell them they're done. That's why they're stealing all your stuff.

[Suki]

Oh, my God. Put the clothes back. Put the clothes back.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they're stealing everything.

[Suki]

Put the clothes back. Oh, my God.

[Bobby]

Look at him.

[Suki]

Look at him. Look at him. So go run after him. Go run after him. Go run after him. Go run after him. Go.

[Bobby]

Come on, Bobby. It's time to work.

[Suki]

Go, Bobby. They're fucking steal.

[Bobby]

Hey. Oh, he has two hats on. So you gonna steal from our store? You gonna steal from our store, nigga, so what you stealing till? Yes, you is. He's stealing his weight. He's stealing the weight band. They just stealing anything, child. They.

[Suki]

Listen, listen. You just let them run out with the merchandise.

[Bobby]

Wait a. Mom. You didn't hire me for security. You said sell clothes. I'm not security. And Bobby's not chasing after them.

[Suki]

Oh, my gosh. Now they're coming back. Suki, this is your friend. That was from a friend. Please, please. These are your people. These are your people. Fellas, fellas, fellas. You see? You see?

[Bobby]

But they saying my name. I don't know them.

[Suki]

It's on your name tag. It's on your name tag.

[Bobby]

I'm not drinking that. I don't drink white liquids. Only one type of white liquid I drink, and it won't be that one.

[Suki]

Which one? Not that which one. That's why you didn't wear a bra to work. You just.

[Bobby]

I'm not going to wear a bra because I didn't have one. When I changed my clothes, I knew you was looking at my titties. I literally knew it. I knew it. That's why I keep saying I'm looking at him.

[Suki]

Listen, Bobby, you're the.

[Bobby]

Do we have to wear bras as women? I'm not wearing one. It's free. The nipples. She's not wearing one. You just can't talk. A customer behind you. He's still, like, the customer.

[Suki]

Even knows y' all working naked. This is. Give me one second, bro, please. I don't know. You work at Taboo.

[Bobby]

They better chill out. My man outside now. Being cute and funny, but, yeah, that one outside. Can you stop? Can you stop? It's. That's yours.

[Suki]

I don't care. Please.

[Bobby]

He needed his moment in life. I think that's why he brought us here. Yeah. How? Yeah. What. What was my cup like? It's all these different. I was trying to get us these cute little shot glasses and you took them onto my hands. Oh, I didn't see. I didn't see that you guys were too busy judging me for going back there. Here, look at that. Oh, carry it. That's all we need. So. I didn't know you really get your drink on like this. Let me see. I don't, but I was going to put half Capri sun in it, so. Where's the Capri Sun? Go ahead. That's right. We could do both. Half. Both. I'll get half a Capri sun and you get half Capri Sun. Okay. Girl, why did I try to do my nails? They're horrible. And I didn't want you to judge me because I know you do nails. But I just did them in a car. Wait, I just put press ons on their sticky tabs so I could just pull them right off. Sticky tabs? Oh, girl, they gonna come right off. I just needed them to last. This. This. Why would you do that when you know. You know how to do nails? Because I didn't have time to do them before I left. Some weed. You have some? Yeah, and it's really good. That's why I'm till like, you think we're allowed to. I mean, we could just hit it real quick and. Yeah, go hit it. What is it like delight it or. It's like it's outside. Oh, you want to go outside? Oh, yeah, sure. My boyfriend has it though, but I'll need to make sure it is. We'll get off. Text him. Stop acting like you about to drink a drink. It's not funny. It's literally not funny. While you pick it up, act like you're drinking and put it down. It's okay. What are you. I'm gonna do sticky. I'm gonna drink it. What do you want? How do you want me to do that? Oh, you think that I should just sip it since that's what I'm gonna do anyway. Why would you do what you just did? This. Where are we gonna go? Outside. You never planned on drinking it. I plan on drinking it. No, you don't have every intention. I'm not drinking it. I have every intention. I'm not drinking it either. Then. No, no, no. I'm going. What do you mean? I just. No. Okay. Come on. Okay. Toast. Toast. I hope it tastes good being mommies with a whole lot of kids. So many kids. I have six now. How many you Have. Oh, I got, like. I ain't gonna lie. I got six, too. Do you actually have six? You have two. I birthed out three, and then I got all these other ones and my step kids, my bonus kids. Are you married? Married. I'm ghetto. I need flavors in my life. Do you believe in marriage? Yeah, eventually. But I need at least a couple baby daddies. Like, why would I. Yeah, you got one baby daddy. Just. Just one right now, child. It won't be for long. Really? Why would you have one baby daddy? Because it's already so hard to have one. It is. I'm just saying. How many do you have? I got two right now, but guess what? What? Erykah Badu has three, and I'm. I want to be just like her. So you have to have one more to be like her? Yeah, one more. I'm not going back to the. Do you know I did an interview with Nick Cannon last week? Well, you shouldn't. I know you're not judging me. That motherfucker got 13, 12. 14 kids. 12, 12. 12 kids. 12 with. With six different dick. He got to. He got to have some good dick if everybody keep having kids. Ma. That's true. I don't want to think of him like that, though. Who wants to be Mariah Carey's baby mama? Yeah, who is the. Well, if you. Not Mariah Carey. Woo. Who is you? Yeah. Not Mariah Carey. Why are you laughing? I don't know. I'm just ready to get drunk. I don't know. Okay, okay, okay. You've been on the clock for too long. No, I know. Been really hard. Okay. Oh, God. The whole thing is. Damn it, Bobby. The whole thing is Capri Sun. No, it's not. The whole thing is Capri Sun. Not like I literally needed my shot yet. Oh, my God. It's disgusting. Suti, let me find out that they paying your ass, too. Paying me? Yes. That's not our sponsor, Capri Sun. Well, y' all need to pay us some money. I'm sorry. Capri Sun. Listen right in the camera. You showing them a lot of love. You ain't the only one. My kids drink them, too. Our kids drink Capri Sun. They do? Yeah. We have a lot of kids. They drink Capri sun, the Sunny Delights. What's those little cheese sticks? Kids don't like those. Those little cheese sticks, like a string cheese? Yeah. And then they also have, like, the circle ones. That's red with the little cow baby bow. Yeah, yeah. My kids like this. Yeah, Mando, but I mean, at least they could for a child. All right, I'm not gonna lie, Poppy. Mom, I'm really about to go smoke. Yeah, but do you remember what happened last time we smoked? Do you think we shouldn't do that? Do you think that's a good idea? That's because you were smoking a different weed. Well, this weed's gonna make us loosen. That makes me happy. Yeah. Loose. I'm already loose. Okay, fine. Just bring it in here. I bet he doesn't care. We won't call him. Gauze or say. I'll say you're getting something. Grab it. Come in here. He won't care. Oh, my gosh. What if he gets. Okay, he can't care, Bobby. Okay, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna make sure it's not sparked. When I can bring it here and we just see what he say. But he already had his waist belt. He got his chest out. Who? The guy. He had a waist belt in there after he was working out. He. On the floor and also he has his chest out and stuff. He. I'll be back. I just want. So. I have to. I have an emergency. Where? I have to just get something out the car real quick. He's getting me. She's getting me a tampon. Yeah, I didn't want to say. Navil. Thank you. Just. Just wondering really quick. Just. This is not related to anything, but what are your policies on smoking? This isn't. Just because. It's like.

[Suki]

You said, it's not related to anything. Right. Hold on, let me just record this, because this is getting out of hand, just in case what you're saying.

[Bobby]

Because I'm. I was just wondering.

[Suki]

Why does it smell like smoking here?

[Bobby]

It doesn't. I don't. Literally. It's not me. It's not me. Oh, my God. It's not me. It's not. It's literally not me.

[Suki]

I got. I got.

[Bobby]

What you call. What you talking about? No, literally not.

[Suki]

It's illegal.

[Bobby]

I'm. I'm not. What are you pointing at? What are you pointing at?

[Suki]

The marijuana.

[Bobby]

Can you answer my question?

[Suki]

Yes. I'm so sorry.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Can you answer my question?

[Suki]

It's as illegal you go to fucking jail for that and smoking on the job. The fuck is going.

[Bobby]

Look at this.

[Suki]

It's a fucking snack bar.

[Bobby]

I'm bleeding out of my pants right now. Yeah, I'm bleeding, too. We're gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah. Tampons. I need. I need like, three tampons. Yeah. Can you go to the store and get us one of my friends. He literally puts two tampons on her Gucci at one time.

[Suki]

That's why y' all was selling the merchandise, so you could stop the bleeding. No, you need the fabric. You're nasty, girl.

[Bobby]

Can you buy some tampons? I'd be really.

[Suki]

I'll be back.

[Bobby]

Thank you, fast employer. We won't ruin your business.

[Suki]

You look like you need extra large.

[Bobby]

It looks like extra large.

[Suki]

And you might be.

[Bobby]

So you're trying to say I got an extra large. Oh, my God. Don't talk about that. That's crazy.

[Suki]

You might be a small. I'll be right.

[Bobby]

Oh, my Suki. What is extra large about me? What's extra large? We can sue him. Huh? Let him talk like this. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Definitely gonna sue him. Did you get it? Yeah, but I forgot the lighter. I'm sorry. Because I was under pressure. But. What was the pressure? I don't. You knew what you had to do. I'm sorry, Bobby. Should I ask him for a lighter? You think he has one? He might just say you need a light. A candle. Because of how stink it is in here. Just tell them that I know this will work. Okay. Do you have a candle lighter?

[Suki]

For what?

[Bobby]

A candle.

[Suki]

Hold on.

[Bobby]

Oh, good.

[Suki]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby]

I'm just lighting the candle.

[Suki]

You sure?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

That's it.

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Wow. Okay. Period. I still want. Just light this candle real quick. How the do you use this? Icky.

[Suki]

I'm still helping the customer, so please make sure it's just the candle.

[Bobby]

Of course.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. That's how you're going to do it. The scent on their clothes. Hurry up. Hurry up, girl. All that. It's that gas. Go ahead, girl. It's a roach, but go ahead. Don't. Yeah, just hit it real quick. I hated it. Getting it from. Burn your nails. Come. Hi. Are we done? Did you just put it in there or you. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. That was not smart. But you know what? Because it's going to make it smell like. Can I have some socks, please? Yeah. Okay, good. Cause let me tell. I'm gonna take these one. These don't look cute with my Air Force ones. Oh, my God. Bobby, just let it go. We're already fired. Okay? I don't. Does it matter? We're fired. He doesn't want us here. He keeps saying that they begged him for me to work. They didn't beg them for you to work. Only begged them for me to work. I guess so. What Is Why did he have to be begged? He doesn't have any employees here. Here. And they got roaches. You saw some? Yes, I did. I think I'm high. Are you high? Yeah, I'm high. How could I get high? Barely even hot any. Because it's that gas. My man always got that gas. Was there tobacco in that? Hell no. Oh, good tobacco. No. Nicotine? Hell no. Really? That's grubba fresh grubber. That's what I was asking, isn't it? No, not fresh grabber with nicotine. Fresh grabber from Jamaica. I don't like the grabba stuff. It gives me headaches. I should have knew you wasn't going to like that. I think I have the headache. It's coming. It's okay. Just drink a little water or tequila. How tall are you? I'm five foot, but my throat's six six. That's my biggest song. That's what people like me because I said that in my soul. That's a crazy thing to say, but it's the truth. Because just because we're tiny and we're short, just don't put me in that. You are. You are short. Five six? Yeah. Girl. You think you a stallion? Are you five six? I do not think. I did not know stallion. So you do not stand five six. Okay, let me stand by you. What do I look like to you? I thought you were like my height. Well, you know I always wear heels. Okay, you can't be five six. Girl, I am. No, literally then you're not five one or whatever. You said I'm five foot. You're not. Okay, you have heels. Like the things are like heels. You're. You're lying or I'm lying, but I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I'm not lying.

[C]

Hey, pop culture junkies. I'm Ryan Bailey. I'm the host of so Bad It's Good. It is your one stop shop for reality tv, prestige tv, celebrity news and interviews. Now pop culture is having a huge spring. Bravo's the Valley is exactly the hot mess of broken marriages and suburban shade you hoped it would be. Season one of the Valley Walks so season two could get hammered and throw punches. We're also closing in on the Emmy deadline with Hacks the Last of Us Only Murders in the Building and Seth Rogen's really Fantastic and really Funny. The studio all incoming and I kick off every episode with a few minutes of late breaking celebrity news or some deets from a screening or a red carpet. I mean, come on. I covered the Oscars, people. So search for so bad it's good on Apple podcasts, Spotify and YouTube. Stay bad baddies.

[D]

What's up, guys? I'm Christina Kirkman, and this is my new podcast, Life's a Joke. I'm a small town only child turned child actor turned semi Hannah Montana turned failed actor turned small business owner turned Internet famous dog mom turned content creator, and I guess I now have a podcast. The essence is quite simple. It's also literally the title. Guys, life is a joke, man. Sometimes you laugh at it, sometimes it laughs at you. And I always say I'm joke. Just trying to get to the punchline before I die, which sounds morbid. My credentials here are that I planned my life down to every last detail and plot twist. Not one single thing went as planned. Every week I'm going to be talking about lessons life taught me. Bullets. I wish I could have dodged my relationship with trying to be a better version of myself. Terrible exes, funny stories, or whatever the hell we're all collectively going through at the moment. Is this some kind of sick joke? Yes.

[Bobby]

Yes, it is.

[D]

And her name is Life. Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any of the chaos. And I will see you on Thursday.

[Bobby]

Good thing we have snacks. The only snacks we have is Takis cheer balls. You gave away popcorn chicken. Oh, shit. Oh, this is kind of cold. Let me just see what it. Oh. He got him from. I don't even have a microlave. Bakir. Yeah. How does he stay in business? Money harder. You think? I mean, is that why all these buttons are empty? Florida. Yeah, right here. You either. You got a career, right? But you still got a scam. Out here, you still got a scam. Do you think that's what he's doing here? Why does he stay here all day, then? You think he's only here today because we're here? Yeah. He like us. He think we're cute. I like him. Look. You like him. He's pretty cool. So now what do we do? What do we do now? Figure out how to steal our stuff. How do we leave? There's so much stuff we could do right now. We could be having drinks right now. We could get fucked up at the bar like Flanagans. Like, wearing this. Hell, yeah. I like my outfit because it gives like dick dyke. Dick dyke? What does that mean? It's like, all right, you know what? You know. You don't know what no dyke is. I've heard that term before. Okay, so, yeah, like, loud. Are we Allowed to say that? Yeah, we. I'm loud. What makes you loud and not me? Because you ain't gonna say it right. You gonna say it different. But how I say dick dyke, they know I'm around. Okay, so a dick dyke is like a stud that still be getting dead. That's how we look with these big clothes on. Yeah, we look like a stud that still be getting dead. So we loved on both sides. Okay, so you want us to go to a bar, dress like this? Girl, hell yeah. Shit, we'll get more niggas if we dress like this. We don't have to put on. Don't you have a boyfriend? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I forgot. No, I ain't. I never forgot. But, yeah, he outside. He's just outside waiting in the car. You know, you're like, he busting plays, baby. What's that? He get money. He get money outside. He makes, like. What's that? Couple. Travis Sunter and his wife. They got in trouble for saying that busting plays. No. Get money. No. What they get in trouble for saying? He said he would drop her off at parties, and he'd sit in the car and wait, what's that? Parties. Parties. Oh, drop her off at parties. Oh, shit. They were pimping. He would go. She would go to the parties. He would stay in the car. And people were like, she has a horrible girlfriend and she got a lot of hate for. That was her name Leanna something? And Travis Barker? Who. Who was that? Not Travis Barker. He's married to Kourtney Kardashian. Okay, so who was. You said Travis Parker. What did I. Who did you say? Maybe I said that on accident. What her name? Travis Hunter. Oh, you talking about that new football player? Yeah. Oh, his woman was going to the parties. He was staying out front. Yeah. And people are mad at him. She seems sweet. People are annoying. I hate the Internet. Do you like the Internet? Why are you making that face? Because. Because I. I didn't. I want you to explain a little bit more. When you said okay. What would you like me to explain? You said he. Okay. The guy was sitting outside while she was at the parties. Yeah. Why he didn't go in? I don't know. They didn't share too much of it, but then people got really mad because people are really annoying on the Internet. I feel like we need to eat a full meal. Should we go out to eat together or something? I know a few restaurants that give us some free food for rmo. Really? Yes. Cons. Okay. Um, let's pick the Best one. I mean, what do you mean by best? Like, are you trying to have a good time? Yeah, I want to party with you. Okay. Okay. Well, I noticed when I know they let us film inside. Hell yeah. I'm gonna just tell them we gonna be on mtv. No, this is the Oscars recording the pre Oscar awards. That's what I'm gonna say. I know we're gonna get in and if we don't fuck them. Yeah, let's just pull up and see they don't let us in. You missed out on the Oscar awards odds for plan. Yes. It's gonna work. We're in Florida. Should we take the owner and pretend he's like our bodyguard? No, he's gonna get us in trouble. Yeah, because his chest is always like. Yeah, he's kind of naked. Yeah, he's naked. And I told you that if they say that to him, he's gonna get offended. He's offended. I know he is. He's offended about why? Because they told him. Can he wait a long time to come back to talk to us? I'm wiping my makeup on and I'm putting my pimple patches on. You literally made me feel good about having pimples. Thank you. I like it because, like, pimples aren't that bad. It shows youth. I mean, I think they're that bad. That's why I cover them. But I like, I like having them covered. Pimples are okay. Then why'd you cover yours with them? Because I, I, I, I just felt like I didn't like it. But. But you made me realize that I do like them because you look so youthful and pretty. That's so nice of you. Yeah. I'm gonna wipe this makeup off when I walk outside with my pimples. Why would they judge us for having pimples, you guys? This is a pimple right here on my face. But I put a little beauty mark on it, so you guys don't judge me. You really gonna wipe the beauty mark off? Cause I'm not taking my stickers off. Oh, so you're not gonna take your stickers off? I never said I was. I like my stickers. I hate my acne. Cover that shit up. Are you really on your period? I'm really on my period, but I'm a free bleeder. Know what that is? I've heard of that. You rock your relief. I am a free bleeder. Do you think you bled on that chair? No, but if I did, I mean, I wouldn't be mad because I'm A free bleeder. Meaning you never wear. Wear what? Pads or anything? Pads. A tampon. Tampons. You don't wear those? I mean, sometimes I do. When I'm at my show. When I'm on my show, I don't want blood to splat one of the on my pants, even though they're so trifling that they might like it. I'm not gonna let my blood splat on them. If I'm gonna let my blood split on somebody, it will be my man. Really? Just him? Have you done that? No. Do you do that? Do what? Don't act like you ain't never get to have coochie while you was on your period. I have never. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. No, it never. So you never got hunched while you was on your period? No. What does that mean? Like, hunched? Hunch. What does that mean? Like, got your groove on while you was on your period? Get some dick. Had sex? Yes. That's different than did you do it? Are you in the same boat with me? Girl, I have, but I haven't had anything else happen more than that. What else would be. You just said something else. You said you put him on his face. Why you going your period? Yeah, that's how DMA goes. Especially if they ain't no Crip. That's disgusting. I mean, you got hit already on your period. It is what it is. You. You can't say that. Somebody get that Gucci on their period. That. That disgusting. But you got hit while you was on your period. We both in the same. I think everybody does that. I don't think that's weird. Niggas eat that. Eat that coochie while they. While you on your period, girl. They do. They do. And that's. I've been wondering. That's not on my. On my wish list. Let's not, especially. Okay, I'm gonna be quiet. No, don't be quiet. No, I'm gonna be quiet because you're sitting there judging me. I'm not judging you. You're not judging others. I'm learning you. I'm learning about what you do while you're on your period. And then what? I'm just taking it all in maybe. Okay. I got hit while I was on my period, just like you. Okay. And then one time I got my coochie. It was one time thing. Why? Why did you do it? I mean, because I would say if he want to do it, he gonna do it. Why would I stop him? Why would I stop him? I'm not about to stop nobody or I would stop him. That ain't got nothing to do with me. I think you should have got to do with you. You ain't. You ain't eating it. Is you eating it? You ain't eating it. Exactly, girl. Let that man do what he do. You did some crazy things, Suki. Oh, my God. You're really Bobby Valentino. Did they ever try to call you that? Uh, you know him? No. You don't know Bobby Valentino? Are you crazy? Yeah. Are you crazy? Mm, no, girl. Some of the best R and B music came from Bobby Clyde. You need to look him up. Are you crazy? Oh, my gosh. You need to look up Mrs. Officer or BlackBerry molasses. Let me look him up. What's his name? Bobby Valentino. He the original Bobby before you was even born. And he just went on tour. He go on. What's that tour with B2K and everybody be going on. I don't know, anything. The ultimate tour or something like that. Bobby Valentino. You got to learn about him because your name is Bobby. Okay, I'll learn about him. I was just going to say something and I forgot. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me think. Just try to remember. Oh, do you know that I'm wearing a hair mask in my hair? Oh, a Covid mask in my hair? No, because I couldn't find another hair tie to make it a bun, so I used a Covid mask. Oh, my gosh. You put the mask from. Yeah, I just dropped it. You know why I'm not gonna judge you? Why? Because literally one time I had to use my thong as a. As a hair tie. My thong. After I took it out my ass. Okay, Because I had dirty. No, it wasn't dirty. It shit. It depends on who asking. Cause at the end of the day, little coochie smell ain't never hurt nobody. Coochie smell like coochie. Okay, I'mma stop. How often do you have sex? Get ghetto or I'm going to stop. How often do you have sex? Probably like I be working a lot. But if I could, I would. I would hunch every day out the week. What about you? But what do you do? I'm not telling you. Why? Cause I'm leaving. I'm leaving with. Sit down. No. Okay, I'm gonna sit down. Okay, I'm sitting down. But at the end of the day, this ain't a me. Tell all. I will tell you my answer. We're talking. We're talking. It's a conversation. What do I do? When I be hunching. I didn't ask you that. Oh, you. I just said how many times a week? Oh, okay. It's not weird. Like, probably like three days out the week. That's pretty hard. I'm giving this ass up now. I need to ask you how many times do you get that ass up out the week? When you answer that, then that's when I'mma talk. Cuz I ain't got time for this shit. You. You think they going to make fun of me again? Like how they kept saying I was a musician and a magician? Yeah, I'm not gonna let them do that. How do you stop them? I'll say stop when and they come stop before you. You. They're still saying it. Can you. Can I ask you one more question? Okay. Could you tell them right now, like, when you get on your Instagram or. It's not Jack. Can you please say stop calling. Stop saying that. She doesn't know. What a musician. A musician. Did that hurt your feelings? Actually, a little verse. It did. Yeah. At the end. It did. Because, like, they're stopping me a lot in singing it and singing. They're saying it and. What? They're saying it. They're saying it. But they're stopping you How? They're stopping me in the stores when I'm shopping. Oh, they're stopping you. Are you the magician? Are you the magician? People come up to me all the time and ask me, did she really think she was a magician? Why is that so entertaining to them? I don't know. Who gives a fuck? And it still goes viral every time somebody posts. It's like my most viral clip. It's my most viral clip too. Oh, my gosh. 100%. And we profit. Can you give me something like, you need funny Marco some money? Yeah. The problem is I don't have any money, but. Okay, but you can give me something like maybe like some clothes or how about instead of that, we make a billion dollar empire together. I could. Because you keep saying that, but we still ain't doing. Last time we thought about Only. Only fans or whatever we did. I never said I was gonna make Onlyfans. We said we want to make another site like Onlyfans. I didn't know we were serious. Okay, but every time. Let's do a Patreon. That's like not. That's not frowned upon. What a patriot. What do you say? A Patreon. What is that? It's like. It's like only fans, but it's not frowned upon. There's no like people will still do. Brands will still work with you. All right. I think you should pivot from only fans to Patreon. Pivot from only fans. You still. That means stop. It means do you still do only fans? Yes, I do. I'm never going to stop only fans because I have 300,000 subscribers of hard Working Man. Yeah, yeah. Hard working. Why would I stop giving content to my. Huh? How much do they pay a month? You pay a lot. Is it like $12 or $20? 12. $50. $75. How much? 75. You could start. You could start at six figures. I'm asking how much. Each person pays a lot of money. I mean, I take a lot of their salary and you could too. No, I know, but I can't. Especially because you're tiny and that's what they like and you like to paint your toenails. Suki, I couldn't. I couldn't do onlyfans. Why? Because people would. What do you mean? Somebody already seen that pussy. Who? Somebody. What do you mean? Somebody seen that cat and you just gotta remember if somebody's seen it. Wait, you post your whole naked body on there? I mean, not anymore. But what I do is I show a little toes and a little heel. And you know, like when they look at your heel, they really like that. The heel of your foot. Why? You know, a little titty pick. Amber Rose did it like a full naked one. You're fully naked? No, not, not anymore. Because I got a little class now. But I was. I was doing a lot on there. But this is all I'm going to give you. And guess what? I'm not coming back. You said we were going to do a whole thing together. No, not anymore. Because of what? Because I don't want to tell my business on here. You don't tell none of yours. I just told you. I just told you my business for you to your stories. I'll tell my story. I tell my stories. I talk too. I'm just using, arguing. You tell something ghetto. Tell them something crazy. That you were unhinged. Thought I what? Unhinged. Let me tell you something. Yeah, tell me. Don't let them play with you. Yeah, I let people. No, you don't. No, I have. And I. I have too. I did too. I ain't going to lie. It happens. You in the right place. You in Florida. Your. Your boyfriend just turned on the lights of the car. Oh, he's leaving. Child, I don't give a fuck, okay? He'll be back. What if he's not. All right, let me call him real quick. Cause I ain't even joking. I don't even pay those games. He's gone. He left. For real? Yeah. Cause he's mad. He's trying to figure out if he can get some free clothes out of here too since he's been waiting. Can you at least ask him? Just ask him how much clothes I'm gonna get. Cause I'm gonna give it to him. Cause he been waiting. Well, he got money to make. He's gonna sell the clothes? No, he gonna wear em. What do you mean he has money to make? He got money to make, girl. How long have you guys. You've been together for a long time. Two years. I'm tired of always talking about my man in these interviews. Maybe that's why our last interview ain't go viral. Cause we talking about my man. Okay, talk. What we talked about before. We were talking about some other. You want more of my men? Go talk about your man. Don't open your mouth too big because you've been eating those Takis. And now your tongue is blue, like really really blue. It's your teeth aren't. So that's good. Like you good. And your lips aren't blue either. That's good. If your lips was like real blue, I would literally tell you like, girl, we're done with this. So I got a thousand more subscribers on OnlyFans today. We gonna have to cut up that OnlyFans thing because I don't know if I was saying too much. What? What? You didn't saying too much? Okay, good. I'm with my girl. Bobby, is that what you're gonna sing tonight? Should we do a song together? Yeah. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna write you apart. Okay. So you can say something. That's something tonight. I think we should make a whole song together though. Okay, you wanna make a whole song? Would you wanna rap or you wanna like gnome bossing with Auto Tune? I think that's a good idea. Why didn't we do that earlier? Because I'm excited. I'm excited too. Okay, hold on. We going to do something tonight. Do you write your own music? Yeah, I write my own music. I write other people's music too. Oh, then fucking write us a song. I just want to say that I literally will. I will write you a part. Can you do it tonight? Yes. Who do we go to? The studio. Let's go. You know me and Tyga got a record. Yeah, When's it coming out? It's about to come out, period. Yes, my girl knows about our fixed home. All right. I was just making sure I'm okay because I got these little antlers and it's like. Is my forehead too big or. It's good. Are you asking the camera? No, I'm asking you. I'm looking at it. It looks great. My forehead's the only, like, forehead here. No, mine is a five head. Oh, you have a five head. Let me take. Have like a seven head one. Yours is a forehead. No, mine is a five head. Yeah, yours is. Yours is big too. It's okay. They say pretty girls have big foreheads. I saw that. Pretty girls plus Zendaya, Right? Yeah, sorry. Our boss left. Good, let's go. But where? We go to the studio. Oh, you riding out with us right now. Okay, girl, let me. All right. So, Bobby, don't judge me. Don't judge my. Don't judge my man. I've met him. You guys getting in our car? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. We out. Bobby. So you out for real? So we thugging? We're making a song, aren't we? Yeah. What's going on in the studio right now? Let's go. All right, all right. So do we get to take this? Let's not rock. Let's can it be. Not about sex. Not about sex. Then what the fuck are we talking about? Love. All right. I'm gonna talk about peace. Peace and love and unity. Girl, shut your ass up. It's Juneteenth. We know we gonna speak about peace and love. Okay. All right. Can you take the caprisa? Ari? Oh, my gosh. I had a great day. I worked today. Christopher Nolan, Bong Joon Ho, Sean Baker. They have all won the Academy Award for best director. What else do they have in common? They all got their start at the Slamdance Film Festival, just like us. Hi, I'm Jana Gallagher.

[Suki]

And I'm Michael Gallagher.

[Bobby]

And we're launching the Slamdance First Film podcast. It's a weekly interview series where we sit down with your favorite filmmakers to get a mini masterclass in the secrets to making your first feature film.

[Suki]

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[Bobby]

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[Suki]

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[Bobby]

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[Suki]

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[Bobby]

Wherever you're listening now.

[E]

Are you obsessed with cults then?

[Bobby]

Oh goody.

[E]

Do I have a podcast recommendation for you. It's called Sounds like a Cult and it's a show about the modern day cults we all follow. Think less Jonestown and the Mansons and more dark Disney adults, Church camp, momfluencers or people who are just obsessed with their Stanley Cup. I'm Amanda Montel Sounds like a Cult's host and every week I choose a different fanatical fringe group from the cultural zeitgeist and analyze it with the help of expert guests, listener collins and fascinating stories to figure out if the group of the week is a live your life, a watcher back, or a get the fuck out level cult. If you're new to the show, I recommend starting out with one of my favorite episodes like the one on the Cult of Purity Rings featuring Kelsey from Normal Gossip. We also just did an episode on the Cult of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Discussions get very juicy on Sounds Like a Cult. The show is available on all major podcast platforms and new episodes come out every Tuesday. For more, find the show on Instagram. Sounds like a Cult Pod well hey.

[F]

Guys, my name is Sarah Schauer and this is my new podcast, Shower Thoughts. A little bit about me. I am autistic and a student of the universe, but I do have an extensive resume in comedy. From vine to Twitter to TikTok to YouTube to other podcasts like the BCC Club and actual standup comedy, this podcast is where left brain meets right. We're gonna talk about hope, core alarmists, shortening attention spans, overconsumption, core class consciousness, or just general self consciousness as you would do with every single shower, but with a twist. So what's the shower routine? It starts the same way. We're gonna introduce ourselves the topics take a long hard look in the mirror, sigh deeply, then heat things up with the topic of the week and then go on a deep dive. Maybe exfoliate a little bit hard, abrasive but necessary truths. And then finishing off with a nice relaxing cool down. Maybe some affirmations, some lighthearted news. It's up to you. Actually, it's up to me. So strip down, look away if you need to, and hop in the shower with the rest of us. Join me each week for Shower Thoughts.