Sukihana: "You know you're getting taken to Pound town" | the really good podcast

Summary

Not This Again with Bobbi Althoff

Episode: Sukihana: "You know you're getting taken to Pound Town"
Release Date: February 24, 2026
Host: Bobbi Althoff
Guest: Sukihana
Podcast Network: Studio71

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Episode Overview

This episode marks the “elevated” return of Bobbi Althoff’s podcast, complete with higher production and plenty of signature awkward silences. Bobbi welcomes back recurring guest—rapper and personality—Sukihana ("Suki the Magician"), for their characteristic blend of blunt truth-telling, shameless humor, and openhearted conversation about relationships, creativity, sex positivity, and friendship.

No subject is off-limits: From navigating brand deals and music industry collaborations, to the realities of dating, motherhood, sex, health anxiety, and support during canceled times, Bobbi and Suki riff with both sincerity and irreverence.

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Key Topics and Insights

Reunion and New Show Vibe

• Bobbi introduces the revamped podcast, emphasizing a "no cuts" and "no filter" approach.
  • "No. There's no cuts now allowed in my reinvented podcast. It's like the no cut." (04:21, Bobbi)
• Suki adopts her new moniker, "Suki the Magician," joking that she’s usually referred to as “Suki with the good coochie.”
  • "They call me Suki with the good coochie." (01:13, Suki)

Brand Partnerships and Working Together

• The duo discuss working together on a makeup ad for "Nude by Nature," reflecting on their chemistry as collaborators and the prospects of future deals.
• Light banter about destinations they'd accept for brand events (“Bora Bora”) and their value as a team.
  • “She may live in Atlanta, but she comes here a lot, and we work together really well. I could go to Atlanta, or you could fly us both to Bora Bora.” (02:13, Bobbi)

Creative Projects: Music, Collaboration, and Missed Opportunities

• Suki teases a new album featuring several surprise guest artists but laments Bobbi’s absence on a track due to a “chemical peel” scheduling conflict, pivoting to humorous blame-shifting.
  • "Our one chance to get in with Juicy J, and you're talking about a chemical peel." (06:07, Suki)
• Discussion about collaborating with Juicy J, and the chaos of scheduling/communication in creative partnerships.

Talking Sex, Sexuality, and Openness

• A recurring, playful debate: Bobbi’s discomfort with explicit lyrics versus Suki’s drive for sexual frankness.
  • "Motherhood. And to pop that pussy song, it's not happening. Okay?" (09:00, Suki)
• Suki attempts to convince Bobbi that sex is central and natural, while Bobbi playfully deflects.
  • "You went to Pound Town?" (09:18, Suki)
  • "I did not go there." (09:19, Bobbi)
• IVF and motherhood are discussed, with Suki showing surprise and Bobbi humorously describing a "lab-made baby."
  • "Girl, I had a baby made in the lab." (09:39, Bobbi)

Memorable Quotes

• "Great things come from sex. Babies and babies. Pregnancy, sometimes unwanted. It's still a blessing if you think about it." (10:05, Suki)
• "You was getting taken to Pound Town." (09:15, Suki)

Relationships and Dating — The Awkward, the Fun, the Real

• Real talk about dating fatigue, the perks of going out (“free food, being courted”), and missing, yet also appreciating, stability.
  • “Dating is fun sometimes because you get to go out... good conversations.” (14:21, Suki)
• Both share how they met their partners:
  • Suki’s boyfriend pursued her for years via Instagram DM, finally winning her over with offers to cook oxtail.
    • "When I checked my DM, he'd been writing me for years, asking, can he cook for me? ... We've been together since." (17:05, Suki)
  • Bobbi’s boyfriend is a childhood friend of her assistant—met through a very un-smooth DM:
    • “He sent me another message … 'Can I get your number?' I was like, you know what, whatever. He’s cute.” (17:49, Bobbi)
• Playful confession about both kissing on the first date, and affirmation that it’s normal.
  • "Guess what? It doesn't matter what happens on the first date, because you can meet somebody that first time and be with them forever." (18:51, Suki)
• Suki hints at marriage plans in the near future (a few months), while Bobbi ponders her own wedding dreams—both favoring intimate guest lists.
  • "No, I don’t want to do the big wedding thing. I want a little wedding with the people that I care about and then the honeymoon." (19:32, Suki)
  • “I've never had a wedding. I've been married, but I've never had a wedding, so I need to have a wedding.” (19:56, Bobbi)

Friendship, Loyalty, and Canceled Times

• Deeply appreciative exchange about holding each other down, especially during public backlash.
  • "There was a time where a lot of people hated you, and you still loved me." (30:08, Suki)
  • “You came, you did an interview with me when everybody hated me, and you changed my life for the better.” (30:16, Bobbi)
• Amusing bargaining over exchanging live phone locations: Suki shares hers, Bobbi hesitates, leading to playful insistence and eventual mutual tracking.
  • “This is like a big step for us.” (22:26, Bobbi)

Health Talk: Anxiety, MRIs, and Honesty

• Bobbi discloses recent anxiety about her health, undergoing a full body MRI scan (inspired by Kim Kardashian). Suki comically confuses it with an IUD.
  • "You know what an MRI is? It's like a birth control thing that they pull out your coochie." (28:05, Suki)
• Bobbi recounts previous heart murmur diagnoses and avoidance of follow-up care, openly sharing her worries.
  • "One time I got told by a doctor I have a heart murmur and I need to go make an appointment with a specialist...and then I never went." (29:06, Bobbi)

Playful Banter, Running Gags, and Recurring Characters

• Light takedowns about past awkwardness, Bobbi’s “Napoleon Dynamite” energy early on, and the pair’s strip club adventures.
• Ongoing inside jokes about green beans with no seasoning and Suki being the "seasoning" in Bobbi’s life.
  • “It's like I add the season... to the string beans.” (31:36, Suki)
• Capping off with gratitude, affection, and a reminder not to show up uninvited despite phone tracking.

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Notable Moments with Timestamps

• [04:21] No Cut, No Filter Policy Established:
  “No. There's no cuts now allowed in my reinvented podcast. It's like the no cut.” (Bobbi)
• [06:07] Juicy J, Scheduling Chaos, and Chemical Peels:
  “Our one chance to get in with Juicy J, and you're talking about a chemical peel.” (Suki)
• [09:15] "Pound Town" and IVF Talk:
  "You was getting taken to Pound Town." (Suki)
• [14:21] Dating Perks:
  “Dating is fun sometimes...you get to have good conversations.” (Suki)
• [17:05] Suki's Boyfriend's Oxtail Persistence:
  “When I checked my dm, he'd been writing me for years, asking, can he cook for me? Can he make me some oxtail?...We've been together since.” (Suki)
• [18:51] First Date Kisses, No Judgement:
  “Guess what? It doesn't matter what happens on the first date, because you can meet somebody that first time and be with them forever." (Suki)
• [19:32] Wedding Preferences:
  "No, I don’t want to do the big wedding thing. I want a little wedding with the people that I care about and then the honeymoon." (Suki)
• [22:26] Sharing Locations as a Friendship Step:
  “This is like a big step for us.” (Bobbi)
• [28:05] MRI vs. IUD Confusion:
  "It's like a birth control thing that they pull out your coochie." (Suki)
• [30:08] Loyalty During Tough Times:
  "There was a time where a lot of people hated you, and you still loved me." (Suki) “You came, you did an interview with me when everybody hated me, and you changed my life for the better.” (Bobbi)
• [31:36] Seasoning to the Green Beans:
  “It's like I add the season... to the string beans.” (Suki)

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Tone and Language

• Conversational, open, and frequently irreverent; lots of playful shade, candid vulnerability, and off-the-cuff humor.
• Blunt honesty around taboo topics, while respecting limits (“You don't have to [talk about sex]. You're comfortable doing it, so I'll be the one comfortable talking about it.” (16:29, Suki))
• Frequent jokes about awkwardness, bodily functions, gossip, and the randomness of their fame together.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a showcase of why Bobbi and Suki’s chemistry is beloved—raw, funny, self-deprecating, and unexpectedly deep. Their reflections on love, loyalty, discomfort, and ambition are peppered with zingers and inside jokes, but the real heart is the sense of sisterhood and acceptance.

For Listeners:

• Expect talk about sex, relationships, health, and the business of being public women, filtered through two very different personalities who cherish what unites them.
• If you ever wondered what happens behind-the-scenes of viral duos or how creators support each other during tough times, this episode’s for you.

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Transcript

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[Bobby]

All right, guys. Welcome to not this Again with your host, Bobby. Today I'm here with introduce yourself.

[Suki]

Suki the Magician.

[Bobby]

That's different than the first time I interviewed you. What'd you call yourself then?

[Suki]

They call me Suki with the good coochie. Who's they? The people of the world, the United

[Bobby]

States of America calls you Suki with the Gucci.

[Suki]

Yes, pretty much everybody. But today I'm Suki the magician.

[Bobby]

Suki the magician. Suki, let's tell them what we did today.

[Suki]

Okay, so today we did. We got paid to do, like, some makeup tutorials. That's what we're talking about.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Okay, so today we did makeup.

[Bobby]

We did. We got paid to do our first ad together. Hopefully the first of many. I think we're a good pair. I think we're gonna bring a lot of sales. In fact, they didn't pay me to say this, but go shopping nude by Nature and tell them Bobby and Suki sent you. So they keep giving Bobby and Suki money.

[Suki]

Yep. And as you see, look at her beautiful face.

[Bobby]

So beautiful.

[Suki]

Look at my makeup.

[Bobby]

We had this on for nude by nature.

[Suki]

How many hours?

[Bobby]

10 hours and counting.

[Suki]

10 hours.

[Bobby]

Nude by Nature.

[Suki]

Nude by nature.

[Bobby]

And we were not paid to say it in this one. We were paid. Every other time that you see us, though, when we talk about it, this right here, though, free endorsement. And I'm just saying that because I would like to stress that any future brands. We make a good team. She may live in Atlanta, but she comes here a lot, and we work together really well. I could go to Atlanta, or you could fly us both to Bora Bora. And we're okay with that. Anyway, I wanted to sit down with you because every time I post videos with you, they do really well. I'm not gonna lie. That's why I'm not even gonna try to, like, pretend there's any other reason. It's just because.

[Suki]

I mean, that's why I'm here, too. Because our videos do good together. Yeah.

[Bobby]

It's not.

[Suki]

People love them.

[Bobby]

They love us. I don't know why. They just love us together. Everything we do, everything we touch together turns to gold.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Everything we touched apart, it's like. Did that even happen?

[Suki]

Yeah, it does.

[Bobby]

No.

[Suki]

Well, on my side, I don't know about your side, but on my side, it still turns to gold. Yeah.

[Bobby]

How are you doing on your side? Tell me, how are you doing on your side?

[Suki]

I mean, the tricks are still tricking.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

The sun is still shining.

[Bobby]

The sun is still shining. The tricks are still tricking.

[Suki]

Tricking.

[Bobby]

Yep.

[Suki]

You see, I made it out here as expensive as it is to fly.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

To California.

[Bobby]

Yeah. The brand paid you?

[Suki]

Yep. They. Yep.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

So I'm doing good.

[Bobby]

I'm. I'm happy.

[Suki]

I'm together.

[Bobby]

I think we do okay apart, but together more than okay.

[Suki]

Has somebody been smoking cigarettes in here or something?

[Bobby]

Why?

[Suki]

Cuz it's just I'm a little flustered. No. Okay.

[Bobby]

Why are you flustered?

[Suki]

I mean, if you've never been flustered.

[Bobby]

Okay. The pollen will do it. How many times have you been to la? I'm not okay, Suki.

[Suki]

I'm not okay.

[Bobby]

I might sneeze again. And that's annoying because when I sneeze it so many times, and I really hate that, that's like, what's happening to us right now?

[Suki]

Y' all can cut it out, right?

[Bobby]

No. There's no cuts now allowed in my reinvented podcast. It's like the no cut.

[Suki]

So no cuts.

[Bobby]

Whatever happens, happens. If we get canceled, we get canceled.

[Suki]

The next time we need a humidifier. What's up with this fly?

[Bobby]

It's only by you.

[Suki]

Why is it over here? You guys will see.

[Bobby]

No, no, I paid it to do that.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Tell me, what have you been up to, Suki?

[Suki]

So I've been working on some music.

[Bobby]

Okay. What do you have coming up?

[Suki]

Album.

[Bobby]

With who? Just you.

[Suki]

I have. No, I got a lot of features on there. That is a surprise. But I'm about to drop my album. We don't have a name.

[Bobby]

Still going to have me on it?

[Suki]

No. Cause you're scared.

[Bobby]

I didn't say I was scared. So you just kicked me off.

[Suki]

I mean, you said that you didn't want to do it because you had a chemical peel, but it doesn't.

[Bobby]

No, I said I didn't want to do it yesterday because it was done peeling today. But I said after yesterday, I'd be fine.

[Suki]

Yeah, but now he's on vacation.

[Bobby]

Well, okay. I just happened to get a chemical peel, and yesterday I was still peeling,

[Suki]

But I don't think he believes it anymore.

[Bobby]

Fine. I don't want to be on it then.

[Suki]

You. You really do. All right. He said get Hannah Montana if you say now. So I guess Hannah Montana.

[Bobby]

You're getting Hannah Montana instead of me. Did he write those lyrics or did you.

[Suki]

He wrote them.

[Bobby]

It's crazy. I was down. That's crazy.

[Suki]

Yep. So we had to pick another type of person.

[Bobby]

What that was specifically had a lot of things similar to me. The lyrics were very specific.

[Suki]

I feel like you could do it, but you need to chill on getting chemical pills and take it serious.

[Bobby]

I'll do it. 1. Or is he on vacation?

[Suki]

I don't know, but he's on vacation for a while. Our one chance to get in with Juicy J, and you're talking about a chemical pill. He probably doesn't even understand what that is. So he's like. Yeah.

[Bobby]

What'd you tell him?

[Suki]

I said that I didn't tell. What I told him is that you're busy on Wednesday.

[Bobby]

He only gave me one day to be not busy.

[Suki]

Well, he's left. He left now, so he's going.

[Bobby]

You weren't even here yesterday.

[Suki]

Yeah, because you weren't ready, so. I don't have nothing to do with that. He knows that it's you.

[Bobby]

I'll fly to him. Where is he?

[Suki]

He's here, but I mean. I mean, he's out of. I don't know. But he lives here.

[Bobby]

You said he's on vacation.

[Suki]

No, he went on vacation somewhere. But if you want to work with him, he's here.

[Bobby]

I don't want to work with him by myself. I want us to work with him.

[Suki]

Yeah, we're going to all do it.

[Bobby]

Okay, but when?

[Suki]

And I'm recording it. I'm gonna put it on camera.

[Bobby]

I feel like we're on a time crunch. When can we get him back?

[Suki]

I'm gonna. I'm Gonna ask him.

[Bobby]

Tell him to do it tonight maybe. He doesn't actually leave till tomorrow.

[Suki]

Okay, I'll ask.

[Bobby]

Text him right now. Don't make that face. Just text him. Do you want me to text him?

[Suki]

No.

[Bobby]

Hi, Juicy. What? What do you call him? Juicy.

[Suki]

Just call him J. Juicy J. Yeah, Juicy J. Or just say J, but not Juicy.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Suki]

Cuz it's just like. I'm just going to send a picture of both of us and say she's.

[Bobby]

She's ready. She's ready to rock. If you guys don't understand what we're talking about right now, what we're talking about is the other day, Suki sent me some lyrics that she wanted me to sing for her song.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I made a few changes because some

[Suki]

of them were like, the truth.

[Bobby]

The truth doesn't always have to be told. It doesn't. They were crazy. I have.

[Suki]

Sometimes you just have to break the ice.

[Bobby]

I don't want to break that ice.

[Suki]

Why?

[Bobby]

That's.

[Suki]

Those.

[Bobby]

That's ice I'm uncomfortable with breaking.

[Suki]

If you make the people uncomfortable.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

They won't bother you as much.

[Bobby]

Okay, so you just want me to say. She had me saying. I can't even tell you guys the things that she wanted me to say in that song. I only took out two things.

[Suki]

We're gonna have to replace em with something juicy, y'.

[Bobby]

All. Okay.

[Suki]

You gonna do it? Trust. We got you. We've been doing this for a long time.

[Bobby]

How long?

[Suki]

A long time. Before I was thinking about the song Eatin His Ass. Juicy J actually has a song called Slop on My Knob Like Corn on a Cob.

[Bobby]

Okay. I.

[Suki]

Check in with me and do your job.

[Bobby]

So you think I need to say stuff that's like that? I mean, I don't want to talk about sex.

[Suki]

Okay, well, what are you going to talk about?

[Bobby]

I feel like there's more to life than sex.

[Suki]

Okay, well, when you. When you let me know what it is.

[Bobby]

Motherhood.

[Suki]

Motherhood. And to pop that pussy song, it's not happening. Okay?

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

And how do you think you get to motherhood if sex ain't so important? How did you get there? How?

[Bobby]

It's true.

[Suki]

Exactly. You was doing some stuff.

[Bobby]

I was not.

[Suki]

Yes, you was.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Suki]

You was getting taken to Pound Town.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

You went to Pound Town?

[Bobby]

I did not go there.

[Suki]

So you didn't go to Pound Town? No. So how did you have kids?

[Bobby]

IVF.

[Suki]

What is that? IVF.

[Bobby]

What is that, IVF. I can't tell you what it stands for in Vitro fertilization, maybe. Girl, I had a baby made in the lab.

[Suki]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby]

I didn't, but that's just.

[Suki]

I don't think I seen those pregnant pictures. You went to pound town.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

It's okay.

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Suki]

I don't.

[Bobby]

I do think I need to be more comfortable talking about sex.

[Suki]

I'm not gonna force you to.

[Bobby]

No, I know, but do you think I should be?

[Suki]

I mean, sex isn't bad.

[Bobby]

No.

[Suki]

I mean, look what comes from it. Babies.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Great things come from sex. Babies and babies. Pregnancy, sometimes unwanted. It's still a blessing if you think about it.

[Bobby]

Yeah. So the good things that come from sex. Unwanted pregnancies. Support from whom for like 10 seconds sometimes. Okay. Okay. I feel like men suck, though. Do we really want to be doing that with them all the time? What else do you like to do? Do you like having sex?

[Suki]

Yeah, it'd be fun. It would be fun.

[Bobby]

Do you. How often?

[Suki]

Probably if I could. Probably like every day.

[Bobby]

So be serious.

[Suki]

Like, if I could. If I could.

[Bobby]

Do you want sex every day?

[Suki]

If I could. But, you know, I gotta make my money. I'm a mom, too. We're busy. But if I could.

[Bobby]

You really have that high of a sex drive? You don't have sex every day? You don't ever get tired?

[Suki]

I mean, yeah, sometimes during. I do get tired because it'd be like, sometimes sex gets you tired. Don't act like I'm the sex guru and you don't know nothing about it.

[Bobby]

I'm trying to.

[Suki]

I'm not going to be the one that's on here. Yeah, that's always. I'll.

[Bobby]

You can. You can ask. You can ask questions.

[Suki]

So how was sex when you got pregnant?

[Narrator]

That's crazy.

[Suki]

How was sex when you got pregnant?

[Bobby]

That was with my ex husband. I have a boyfriend.

[Suki]

How's. Oh, yeah. How's that mean?

[Bobby]

It's great. Thank you for asking.

[Suki]

What makes it great?

[Bobby]

Hmm?

[Suki]

Um. That's.

[Bobby]

I don't know. It just. It is?

[Suki]

Yep. What makes it so great? I don't know.

[Bobby]

What makes it great for you?

[Suki]

No, I want to know about this man.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

What makes this so great with him?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I love him.

[Suki]

Where he from?

[Bobby]

What does that have to do with him?

[Suki]

Cause I'll get. What I. Where he from?

[Bobby]

New Jersey.

[Suki]

New Jersey.

[Bobby]

Oh, God.

[Suki]

What part?

[Bobby]

He walked in, go away.

[Suki]

I know what's making it great.

[Bobby]

What exactly is making it great?

[Suki]

I know what's making it great.

[Bobby]

What? Speak your mind. Suki. This isn't a place to hold back.

[Suki]

I just wasn't expecting that.

[Bobby]

What weren't you expecting? Speak.

[Suki]

I'm happy for you. I support Jungle Fever. Ok. You know, my grandmama is white.

[Bobby]

Is she really?

[Suki]

She's white and black.

[Bobby]

Is she? Okay, so you know I have your endorsement.

[Suki]

Yup.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Suki]

And you know, you getting taken to Pound Town.

[Bobby]

Oh, God, you are. That's crazy to say that.

[Suki]

Well, go ahead. Bring him out. Come on.

[Bobby]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

No. This is you and I because I'm happy for you. I've got so many questions for you.

[Suki]

I'm happy for you, girl. You found love in an open space. Told Juicy J just wrote me back.

[Bobby]

He doesn't want me back.

[Suki]

No, he wrote me back. So I'm letting him know that we're gonna. He's asking do we wanna just knock it out? But I wanna make sure I do it with him. We gotta do it with him.

[Bobby]

Cause you do we. I know how to rap. I know how to rap.

[Suki]

I don't need his help.

[Bobby]

I don't need his help.

[Suki]

He wrote your verse and I'm gonna

[Bobby]

read what he wrote.

[Suki]

You have to get in with him. This is like a once in a lifetime thing.

[Bobby]

Get him out here today, okay? Tell him he has to come out here today. Don't tell him that.

[Suki]

Okay, I wrote him. Now let's get back to the business. And I'm not gonna lie, I have gas. I've been trying to hold it in, but I'm not holding it in no more because it's hurting my stomach. So I'm just letting everybody know in the room.

[Bobby]

Okay? Thank you for sharing that with me, Suki. I love how much of an open book you are all the time. It really is amazing. Dating sucks. Do you like dating? You haven't had to in a while.

[Suki]

Yeah. Nah. Honestly, dating is fun sometimes because you get to go out and get free food, you get courted, you get to have good conversations.

[Bobby]

Sometimes you miss it.

[Suki]

I think I'm happy where I'm at.

[Bobby]

You think you're happy where I'm at?

[Suki]

I'm happy where I am. I'm not gonna let you do it to me like you did before. Because when we were on camera and I was sitting there telling you things, hypothetically, you said, don't you have a boyfriend? And it was like, you know, I have one because he was outside.

[Bobby]

What type of things were you saying?

[Suki]

Hypothetically, though, I was telling you if we dress like studs, we'll make More money.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

It's the truth.

[Bobby]

It's true. I don't get it, but it may be true.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Makes people, like, think, oh, yeah, she's a little modest.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

You know, so they will look at us like we're beautiful. We're studs, you know? And then. Is that my stomach growling? That was loud. But only thing about being a stud is we got to pay more to get in the club.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

Yeah. Than we would dress like that.

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[Bobby]

You were talking about sex.

[Suki]

Okay, what was we saying?

[Bobby]

I was asking you what you asked. You're the. You're the sex guru, you said.

[Suki]

Okay, so what am I saying about sex?

[Bobby]

What do you think about it?

[Suki]

I like the connection.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

Yeah, the connection. The connection. The love, you know? And that's what I like about it.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

And I feel like it should be praise. We should talk about it. Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'll try to be more comfortable talking about it.

[Suki]

You don't have to. You're comfortable doing it, so I'll be the one comfortable talking about it.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

Yeah. Thank you. That's fine.

[Bobby]

That's fine. That's enough for you? Okay. Yeah, yeah. Where did you meet your boyfriend?

[Suki]

I met him in the club.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Suki]

Yeah. He seen me at the club and he like, what he see.

[Bobby]

I mean, I can see why.

[Suki]

Yeah. So I went to this Jamaican club. Well, my friend, you know, I was going through it. Cause I was talking to this guy and we just wasn't working out. So I went to the club and he ended up seeing me at the club. And he inboxed me after.

[Bobby]

On what?

[Suki]

On Instagram. And then when I checked my dm, he been writing me for years, asking, can he cook for me? Can he make me some oxtail? He said, me and him will mix real good. And we've been together since.

[Bobby]

That's great.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'm happy for you. I met my boyfriend because my assistant, that maybe you've met her, but she was like, I have a friend from my childhood who would like to meet you. And then he DMed me a really corny.

[Suki]

What did he say?

[Bobby]

What was it? He said, like, what's up, love? And I said, don't call me that. That's weird. But I didn't reply.

[Suki]

So when did you reply?

[Bobby]

He sent me another message and I was like, can I get your number? I was like, you know what? Whatever. He's cute.

[Suki]

So that's all he had to say.

[Bobby]

I already thought he was cute. And she spoke very. They've been friends forever, so it wasn't like he was just a random stranger. Like, they had been friends forever. So I was like, let's just see. Let's just see what he's.

[Suki]

What.

[Bobby]

What she's talking about. Anyway, yeah, we started dating. I flew to New Jersey because I was gonna go with her anyway to Christmas. I flew with her, and then the rest was history. And now it's been.

[Suki]

So how long since you met him? When you first met him, when did y' all first kiss?

[Bobby]

That's a good question.

[Suki]

It was the first day.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

You give me that. Mm. Always the ones that act like they scared to talk about sex and stuff. Yep. Wow.

[Bobby]

Are you calling me a whore?

[Suki]

No, that's not. No, whore.

[Bobby]

I give you that. I kiss on the first date.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

And that's fine. I do, too. Okay. So, I mean, guess what? It doesn't matter what happens on the first date, because you can meet somebody that first time and be with them forever. Mm. You know, that's how it go.

[Bobby]

Do you think you're gonna marry your boyfriend?

[Suki]

Yeah, we've been talking about marriage. I needed to make sure that I was ready and that he's ready. So I think we're almost there.

[Bobby]

How much longer till you're there? I'm ready for a wedding.

[Suki]

Um, probably like in a couple months.

[Bobby]

Oh, okay.

[Suki]

I think so.

[Bobby]

Very soon.

[Suki]

Yeah, it's gonna happen.

[Bobby]

I'm happy for you. Do you want a big wedding?

[Suki]

No, I don't want to do the big wedding thing. What I want to do is a little wedding with the people that I care about and then the honeymoon. That's what I care about.

[Bobby]

Ok. Like a destination, big honeymoon with me there.

[Suki]

With you?

[Bobby]

Yes.

[Suki]

I mean, would you come?

[Bobby]

Why wouldn't I? Why would you invite me?

[Suki]

I would definitely invite you.

[Bobby]

I'll invite you to mine.

[Suki]

Okay, cool. Then I'll make it like that.

[Bobby]

I've never had a wedding. I've been married, but I've never had a wedding, so I need to have a wedding.

[Suki]

Okay, so you want to get married and you want to have a big wedding? No.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I Could be. I want a wedding, though.

[Suki]

How do you see your wedding looking?

[Bobby]

Like 50 people.

[Suki]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bobby]

But you know what? I can't dance. And he wants there to be dancing. And I really don't know how I'm going to survive because he's been trying to teach me how to dance. It's not. You can't teach. What? Rhythm.

[Suki]

You don't. Oh, you took the words out. Yes. I have enough.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

I have enough.

[Bobby]

Okay. Don't get so offended. I thought you didn't.

[Suki]

Yeah, I got rhythm.

[Bobby]

Okay. Well, I just. I have a question. Do you think you'd ever move to LA because you've been here so much?

[Suki]

I was thinking about it.

[Bobby]

I think it'd be good for us to be honest. Like, our careers.

[Suki]

I like it. Enough for me to come out here to work with you?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Sometimes it gets weird.

[Bobby]

Would you ever share your location with me? Cause sometimes it's hard to, like, pin you down, and I want to see your location.

[Suki]

Pin me down.

[Bobby]

Share your location with me right now.

[Suki]

Okay, I'm going to give you my location. Just I'm going to give you mines. Because I need to make sure I don't get abducted by aliens out here.

[Bobby]

Because I'm going to help you that if that happens.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna, like, look at your location and be like, she looks like she's being abducted right now by aliens.

[Suki]

Exactly. Ma'. Am. Location. Ottawa. Don't let nobody know where I'm at, girl.

[Bobby]

I won't. I have a lot of people's locations. I'm a very private person.

[Suki]

Okay. Your name is Bobby Cat in my phone, by the way.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God.

[Suki]

Bobby Cat. I don't know. That's just your name. So right now I'm going to share it until the end of the day.

[Bobby]

Until the end of the day. Indefinitely.

[Suki]

All right.

[Bobby]

All right.

[Suki]

Indefinitely.

[Bobby]

Indefinitely.

[Suki]

It's shared. Now give me yours.

[Bobby]

I don't want to do that, to be honest. I'm not gonna lie to you. I am happy to give you mine, but I'm not happy to.

[Suki]

Why?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I just feel like I like to be private. Mm.

[Suki]

Mm. You need to share that location. Cause I need to make sure you. Okay, so go ahead and share it.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I'll do it after. I'll do it after.

[Suki]

All right, then I'm not sharing mine.

[Bobby]

Okay, fine.

[Suki]

Yeah, go ahead and share yours. We need to share a location.

[Bobby]

You know what? This is, like, a big step for us.

[Suki]

And then when you don't answer. I could just pull up on you to make sure.

[Bobby]

Okay, maybe don't do that, please.

[Suki]

I got you. Let me know when it's. Cuz I don't see it still.

[Bobby]

Okay, it's done. Do you get it?

[Suki]

No, I just see Bobby. Cat can see your location.

[Bobby]

Excuse me.

[Suki]

But not. I don't see yours.

[Bobby]

I shared it. It's there. Sharing location.

[Suki]

Let me see.

[Bobby]

With Suki.

[Suki]

You're playing. You're playing solitary.

[Bobby]

Solitary, like confinement?

[Suki]

No, it's a real game. Oh. People play it.

[Bobby]

Solitaire. Is that what you say is it's called solitary?

[Suki]

Yes. Isn't it really solitary? Solitaire. Oh, solitaire. Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

Okay. It's shared.

[Suki]

Okay, good. Why you never bring your man on the show?

[Bobby]

I'm scared. I'm scared for how he would act. Honest. Do you know what's crazy? I'm planning on bringing him on.

[Suki]

Yeah, bring him on the show. He can't act that bad.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna bring him on. We're gonna. I have it scheduled next week. I'm gonna do a little interview and just like, let him, I don't know, I guess introduce him to the world.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'm nervous, though.

[Suki]

It's okay. Just show your man. Whatever people gonna say, they gonna say it.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

And you might as well get it out the way so you can love your man in public.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

Bring him on the show and let him say how he feel. Cause I want to hear how he feel about you.

[Bobby]

Okay. Okay. What were your first thoughts about me?

[Suki]

Okay. When I first.

[Bobby]

In Atlanta, when we met in that strip club.

[Suki]

Oh, yeah. What were your girl thoughts? You was a different girl back then.

[Bobby]

I was. It was a long time ago.

[Suki]

Tell me when I first met you, if I could compare you to somebody.

[Bobby]

Okay. That wasn't the question.

[Suki]

Oh, that's not okay. How did I feel?

[Bobby]

Who would you compare me to? All right.

[Suki]

Who's that guy? He was in this school and he had, like, really lanky legs and glasses and, like, a curly hair. He was like, always doing a weird dance.

[Bobby]

Napoleon.

[Suki]

Yeah, him. Yeah. The way how you kind of looked like that.

[Bobby]

Him too. Do I look like him now? I was saying then. Okay, I was. I feel you. The pictures we took there were crazy. Remember I got canceled from that trip?

[Suki]

They cancel you because of that?

[Bobby]

No, because. Because you tried to pull me on stage.

[Suki]

Oh, yeah. You acting scared.

[Bobby]

I.

[Suki]

But the girls loved you at the club.

[Bobby]

I know. It was fun.

[Suki]

You had lemon pepper wings.

[Bobby]

And I got on the stage, but not where the video got Posted, then the video they posted. I wasn't getting on. But then right when they cut it, I did get on. But the clip that went everywhere was me not getting on. And people were like, she is. You weren't fairest to be there. I wasn't fun. I got on that stage with you at a good time in Atlanta. No, I stayed there for 10 hours waiting for you in just the back of a strip club by myself, waiting for you all day. You cannot say I wasn't fun.

[Suki]

It wasn't fun.

[Narrator]

I.

[Suki]

No, at all.

[Bobby]

I was a great time. You're so. I'm such a good friend for that. Honestly. I'm a great friend.

[Suki]

Yeah, a great friend. But were you fun? No.

[Bobby]

I danced.

[Suki]

I didn't see that.

[Bobby]

I threw dollars at strippers.

[Suki]

How much?

[Bobby]

You handed me the money.

[Suki]

I did. Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

So for however much you did, do you still think that I'm, like, awkward and weird?

[Suki]

No. I think it's starting to make sense now. You're becoming more open.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

You know, and it might be that new man that you got.

[Bobby]

Might be. Might be.

[Suki]

Okay, I need to make sure that you ask your man the best questions. Don't get up here acting all shy and stuff when the people want to know. So are you gonna do that?

[Bobby]

What do you mean, shy? What do you think I'm gonna ask him?

[Suki]

You're not gonna ask him much. Cause you don't want everybody in your business.

[Bobby]

Should I bring them in my business is what you're saying.

[Suki]

Yeah, let them know we're tired of you not telling us about you, but you telling us about we. Oh, my gosh. There's no way. Okay, but seriously, I want this interview to be great. Like, we're about to see.

[Bobby]

Like, what? What should I ask him?

[Suki]

You should ask him. You know, how was it? No, not that.

[Bobby]

Okay, Okay. I was.

[Suki]

How was it? Dating a girl like you.

[Bobby]

Okay, okay, that was. You know what? Sometimes I think your head is gonna be somewhere else, and then it ends up, no.

[Suki]

Cause your head's somewhere else. That's what it is.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Suki]

I.

[Bobby]

Clearly.

[Suki]

Clearly.

[Bobby]

My hat is always.

[Suki]

Does he like them green beans that you keep making them babies eat with no salt? Do he like that?

[Bobby]

I have to say no. I know you're not gonna believe me, but he eats more plain than I do. He doesn't like anything. He's the pickiest person ever. You would hate cooking for him. He likes the plainest food ever. He won't eat anything. He won't eat my favorite food. My favorite like, type of food is, like, seafood.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

He hates the sea.

[Suki]

All right, well, let's just keep that. We don't have to bring that up.

[Bobby]

Let's not share that. Yeah, that's embarrassing.

[Suki]

Yeah, no, we just gonna keep that to ourselves. But I mean.

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. Suki, I have to tell you what I did yesterday.

[Suki]

What?

[Bobby]

I went to that MRI thing. Have you heard of that? Like, full body. Do you know what an MRI is?

[Suki]

You know what?

[Bobby]

You know what an MRI is?

[Suki]

It's like a birth control thing that they pull out your coochie.

[Bobby]

Like, it's not an iud. It is not an iud. And I don't ri. It's like a full body. Kim Kardashian was, like, posting about it a lot. It's like a full body mri. Usually you have to get. Go to the doctors for it, but then I did it, like, with this thing that's called Pre Nuevo Pre Nuvo. I don't know. It's like a place they, like, let you pay and then you go and they do, like, a full body scan, and they can scan for cancer and stuff.

[Suki]

Oh, yeah, I do know what that is. Okay.

[Bobby]

Exactly. Well, I don't know. I find out next week if I have cancer. Oh, I don't think I do. I could. I might. Who knows? Who knows?

[Suki]

Is that your first time getting an mri?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Full body. They don't just do that. We live in America.

[Suki]

How much was it?

[Bobby]

I think it's like $4,000 for the highest.

[Suki]

Did you get it for promo? Yes. You did? It's okay. Will they do mine to promo? Okay. Well, I mean, I feel like MRIs are really good for us.

[Bobby]

Like, I'm excited to see my results in five days. Yeah. I had to tell you because I was like, I'm scared, actually, for the

[Suki]

results, but I don't think you have.

[Bobby]

I don't think so either, but it screens for it, so it's scary. One time I got told by a doctor I have a heart murmur and I need to go make an appointment with a specialist. And then I got told again by a different doctor, you really should go into a heart doctor. And then another doctor told me that too. And then I never went. So I feel like an mri, I didn't look this up at all, but I think an MRI might be able to tell if there was a reason. But I feel like in my head, I've never had a problem with my heart, so.

[Suki]

Yeah. So then you don't have a heart murmur?

[Bobby]

No, I do Have a heart murmur, but, like, I don't feel any problems. Maybe that's why I'm always tired.

[Suki]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't know. I'm just. I don't know, Suki.

[Suki]

Well, I don't know what to say.

[Bobby]

I need to know how loyal you are of a friend to me.

[Suki]

I'm loyal. I will never tell nobody about that.

[Bobby]

That's.

[Suki]

Well, I'm definitely not what I was talking about. Well, what about loyalty?

[Bobby]

I don't care if you tell people about my heart murmur.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Bobby]

How loyal are you to me?

[Suki]

I'm really loyal.

[Bobby]

Are you?

[Suki]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Like, if everybody in this world hated me, would you still love me?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You actually did love me.

[Suki]

There was a time where a lot

[Bobby]

of people hated you, and you still loved me.

[Suki]

Exactly. So you know I'm not going to go nowhere, honestly.

[Bobby]

Yeah, I do remember that time.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You came, you did an interview with me when everybody hated me, and you changed my life for the better.

[Suki]

Thank you.

[Bobby]

And that's why I bought you the car outside. I'm just kidding. I didn't buy you a car. But that would be a good moment for.

[Suki]

Yeah. Why won't you. You gave funny Marco some money. When I get some money.

[Bobby]

You got a brand deal today. And we're gonna get so many more.

[Suki]

Yeah, we're gonna get more.

[Bobby]

So many more. I cannot wait for the so many more we're gonna get.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Bobby]

I think we are. I think this is our year of working brands together. We're so good at it.

[Suki]

I'm excited. Yeah.

[Bobby]

We did such a good job. People are gonna love our work together with Nude by Nature.

[Suki]

Mm. Nude by Nature.

[Bobby]

Cock a doodle. What is it called?

[Suki]

Isn't it Cockapoo? Not Cockapoo. Not Cockapoo. It's like a dog brand. Oh, no, that's a Cockadoo. Cockadoo.

[Bobby]

Cockadoo.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Cockadoo in all their products. And I really love that about it. Cause I love cockadoo products.

[Suki]

Yep. Me, too.

[Bobby]

Thousand times extra vitamins.

[Suki]

Australian.

[Bobby]

Australian. Australia, people.

[Suki]

Yep. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Well, anyway, I'm happy that you came on for 100th time.

[Suki]

For the hundredth time, I'm here again.

[Bobby]

I know. It's like, you can't. You can't just.

[Suki]

One of your favorite guests.

[Bobby]

You are my favorite guest. I have to just say it. I'm sorry. Everybody else. You're my favorite guest.

[Suki]

No, the people said it, too. That I'm their favorite.

[Bobby]

You're their favorite. You're my favorite. You're everybody's favorite. I'm your favorite.

[Suki]

It's like I add the season.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Suki]

To the string beans. The string beans.

[Bobby]

The seasoning to my green beans.

[Suki]

Yep. Yep.

[Bobby]

Well, thank you for answering all of my questions today. I love you. I really am so grateful for all the times you come and sit down with me, and I hope to see you more. Please do not use my location to show up where you're uninvited, though, okay?

[Suki]

I'm happy that you invited me. Mm. And I have your location now, so I know where you're at, and I will check on you.

[Bobby]

Okay. Get out of here.

[Suki]

All right. See you next week.

[Bobby]

Suki. You're not gonna see me next week because you have my interview with Tyler, and you can't come.

[Suki]

Yeah, I will be there.

[Bobby]

You cannot come.

[Suki]

Well, I'm gonna check on you.

[Bobby]

No.