That Mexican OT: "Do you see this physique?"

Summary

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff Episode: "That Mexican OT: 'Do you see this physique?'" Release Date: May 22, 2025

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Introduction

In this engaging episode of The Really Good Podcast, host Bobbi Althoff welcomes Virgil, a charismatic guest with a vibrant personality and a unique background. The conversation kicks off with playful banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the discussion ahead.

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Getting to Know Virgil

Bobbi initiates the conversation by requesting Virgil to introduce himself, which leads to a humorous exchange about Virgil’s name and identity.

• Virgil (00:41): "I'm Bobby's cousin."
• Bobbi (06:22): "Welcome to the Really Good Podcast. Today I'm here with Virgil. Is that your real name?"

This exchange highlights Virgil's down-to-earth nature and his close-knit relationship with Bobbi.

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Virgil’s Life in Texas

Virgil shares insights into his life in Texas, painting a picture of his environment and daily activities.

• Virgil (01:18): "Part of Texas from B City, Texas. So it's kind of like out there. It's not city city Sticks."

He discusses his involvement in a project named "Recess" and his commitment to staying active in his music career.

• Virgil (01:44): "It's a project I'm working on. So you know, just with that getting back in motion."

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Music and Creative Pursuits

The conversation delves into Virgil’s musical endeavors, shedding light on his creative process and inspirations.

• Virgil (06:10): "I got this project dropping. It's called Recess."
• Bobbi (15:03): "What's your go-to workout?"

Virgil emphasizes the dedication required to maintain his physique, which he attributes to his active lifestyle.

• Virgil (14:59): "It takes a lot."

He also touches upon his experiences with live performances and the challenges they present.

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Experiences and Anecdotes

Virgil recounts various anecdotes from his life, offering listeners a glimpse into his adventurous spirit.

• Virgil (31:36): "When horses and cows. It petrifies. When we were kids..."

He shares stories about his childhood activities, including taming animals and handling wild boars, showcasing his rugged upbringing.

• Virgil (32:18): "We would break it in small pieces and we would throw it in the air..."

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Horse Riding and Personal Fears

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around horse riding, revealing Bobbi’s apprehensions and Virgil’s passion for equestrian activities.

• Bobbi (35:08): "I'm not jumping on a horse. I've been on them and they scare me."

Virgil encourages Bobbi to overcome her fears, balancing the conversation with humor and empathy.

• Virgil (35:16): "Well, then you get back up."

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Wildlife Management in Texas

Virgil provides an unfiltered perspective on wildlife management, specifically addressing the control measures for invasive species like wild boars.

• Virgil (32:18): "It's a chemical reaction, but it makes a bomb... they kill your dog."

He explains the challenges faced by locals in protecting their property and livestock from these invasive animals.

• Virgil (33:05): "They're invasive. They're big ass rats like that motherfucker."

While the conversation touches on controversial topics, Virgil presents his actions as a necessity for preserving his environment.

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Personal Traits and Family Dynamics

The dialogue shifts to personal traits, revealing contrasting personalities between Bobbi and Virgil. Bobbi discusses her family, including her children, highlighting the balance she maintains between her personal and professional life.

• Bobbi (16:26): "I have kids and they came here with me and we had to wait for so long."

Virgil shares anecdotes about his family, including his relationship with his father, adding depth to his character.

• Virgil (41:14): "He's annoying, your dad."

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Concluding Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, Bobbi and Virgil reflect on their interactions and express mutual gratitude for the conversation.

• Virgil (41:14): "I'm really grateful for your time."
• Bobbi (41:48): "Have a good day."

They hint at future collaborations and maintain a friendly rapport, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie.

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Notable Quotes

• Virgil (06:10): "I got this project dropping. It's called Recess."
• Bobbi (35:08): "I'm not jumping on a horse. I've been on them and they scare me."
• Virgil (32:18): "It's a chemical reaction, but it makes a bomb... they kill your dog."
• Bobbi (16:26): "I have kids and they came here with me and we had to wait for so long."
• Virgil (41:14): "He's annoying, your dad."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Really Good Podcast offers a blend of humor, candid conversations, and intriguing anecdotes. Bobbi and Virgil's dynamic interaction provides listeners with an authentic glimpse into their lives, fostering a connection that is both entertaining and relatable. Whether discussing personal fears, creative projects, or wildlife management, the episode maintains an engaging flow, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Bobby]

All right, well, so then I guess nobody's riding horses.

[Virgil]

Ricky Bob.

[Bobby]

Hello. Why don't you guys go closer to your mom? How closer? Hello. Next to YouTube.

[Virgil]

Are you a real cowgirl?

[Bobby]

She sure is. She's shy.

[Virgil]

You scared me.

[Bobby]

She definitely is.

[Virgil]

You better be scared of them horses.

[Bobby]

Nope, nope. Just you.

[Virgil]

How you doing, sir? That little stone massage on the feet? Yes, sir. How you doing? Well, nice to see you. I'm Virgil. Nice to meet you, Mr. Ben. I'm Bobby's cousin. Okay. Nice to meet you, Mr. Ben. Yeah, this is you right here. This is my father in law. Kind of a family deal, so. Hey, this is some bad boy. It's pretty cool. There's some bad boy. It's a cool area. I'm not sure if you've ever been out this way, but. No, sir. Every time I. Cause every time I come out here, I'm in and out downtown or whatever. Yeah. You know, and like I say, I'm in the studio, I'm at my buddy's house. I don't go and venture off, but back at home, man, this is it. All day. Y' all land just look different.

[Bobby]

Obviously, right?

[Virgil]

Yes, sir. Part of Texas from B City, Texas. So it's kind of like out there. It's not city city Sticks. Yeah, Very cool. Yeah. What you guys been doing all day? There's a bunch of promo run. I got recess dropping. So it's a project I'm working on. So you know, just with that getting back in motion and got a hard drive. Yeah.

[Bobby]

Never seen him before, so I actually just don't know him. Should we start?

[Virgil]

It's cool.

[Bobby]

I guess he's talking to my cousin.

[Virgil]

But you got to work a lot. Yeah, no, it's annoying. I hate this. Yeah. I hate being famous. I hate. Yeah, it's a bunch of.

[Bobby]

But it's someone who's vibing with him.

[Virgil]

Thank you, cousin.

[Bobby]

Appreciate you sexy already.

[Virgil]

We are doing, baby.

[Bobby]

Bye.

[Virgil]

How you doing, sir?

[Bobby]

You ready to to sit down? Would you like to take a seat?

[Virgil]

Come on. Good.

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[Bobby]

Varies by plan. Huh? I think I'm okay. I'm gonna. Wow.

[Virgil]

Is this your music?

[Bobby]

You playing my cousins?

[Virgil]

Let's change it.

[Bobby]

Why? What would you like to listen to?

[Virgil]

Listen. Braxton.

[Bobby]

Keith who?

[Virgil]

Braxton.

[Bobby]

Is that someone you know?

[Virgil]

That's Your plan?

[Bobby]

Oh, my God. I don't like you, okay?

[Sponsor]

I don't have control over the music.

[Bobby]

To be completely honest with you. Should we start the podcast? Maybe we should lower the music, though. Maybe turn it off.

[Virgil]

Hey, Ben, can we show it off? The music here? Yeah.

[Bobby]

I do not have a lighter. No.

[Virgil]

Why not?

[Bobby]

Just don't have one with me. It's not something I carried on me.

[Virgil]

Look like you smoke.

[Bobby]

Do I? Is that a thing I do?

[Virgil]

I think so.

[Bobby]

Where did you come from?

[Virgil]

Kind of in Texas.

[Bobby]

Like, you wore that on the plane?

[Virgil]

Damn near. Are you talking about today? Yeah, I've been ripping and running everywhere. Yeah, I've been doing it. Promo ruin.

[Bobby]

What was that?

[Virgil]

During this ass promo run. Trying to get that done.

[Bobby]

What are you promoting?

[Virgil]

I got this project dropping. It's called Recess.

[Bobby]

What is it? Music?

[Virgil]

Yes.

[Bobby]

An album?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is it good?

[Virgil]

Maybe.

[Bobby]

Well, guys, welcome to the really Good podcast today. I'm here with. Go ahead and introduce yourself.

[Virgil]

You don't know who I am?

[Bobby]

I don't introduce my guests. They introduce themselves usually.

[Virgil]

Wow.

[Bobby]

Just thing I do well, normally when.

[Virgil]

I go on stage. Yeah, like, normally they just like, hey, y' all. Making noise from Mexico. Tea.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Yeah. Do I look like a stage announcer?

[Virgil]

Yeah, you should restart and I run out of here.

[Bobby]

Yeah, well, I'm not, so go ahead. Welcome to the really Good podcast Today I'm here with Virgil. What's that? Is that your real name?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is it? Actually.

[Virgil]

You don't got a lighter?

[Bobby]

I said no, didn't I? Oh, I have to cut out all the times you're smoking.

[Virgil]

You can't just put like a sensor on it.

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

You drink.

[Bobby]

We'll just sit here and only show my camera every time you do you drink. You can't. I sometimes. Occasionally. Not really, though. Don't worry, we'll just use.

[Virgil]

You drink beer or liquor?

[Bobby]

Not beer.

[Virgil]

Oh, you don't drink beer?

[Bobby]

Do you drink beer?

[Virgil]

I used to. I used to get up.

[Bobby]

What stopped you?

[Virgil]

Just didn't act good on that. Do you act good on your drunk?

[Bobby]

I think it just makes me depressed. So, no.

[Virgil]

I guess you don't get like, into a raging horny maniac?

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

Hormone monster?

[Bobby]

Nope. You know what's crazy is this whole interview right now so far is just gonna be me looking at nothing. Because I can't show you smoking. But.

[Virgil]

They didn't mind look at you.

[Bobby]

What?

[Virgil]

I don't think they mind looking at you.

[Bobby]

You have such an accent. Texas accent.

[Virgil]

I don't know.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Virgil]

You ever been to Texas?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

What part?

[Bobby]

The city in Austin.

[Virgil]

Which Austin's the best?

[Bobby]

Who? Are you from Austin?

[Virgil]

No, but I grew up there. I like it out there.

[Bobby]

It's nice. I've. I've been to Austin, Dallas, Houston.

[Virgil]

You heard that horse blow butt?

[Bobby]

That was. That was the horse?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is that the horse? That's disgusting.

[Virgil]

No, it's not. It said I love you.

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[Bobby]

There's a lot. So do you have horses?

[Virgil]

You got chickens?

[Bobby]

Do you have horses and chickens?

[Virgil]

I had a horse. Let it go. I got chickens.

[Bobby]

Now you let it go. Or do you let it go into the wind? Why?

[Virgil]

Because it go on a new owner.

[Bobby]

Do you miss it?

[Virgil]

Sometimes. Yeah.

[Bobby]

What was its name?

[Virgil]

Blue.

[Bobby]

What's a cute name?

[Virgil]

Tart.

[Bobby]

I think Miley Cyrus had one named Blue. Jeans and Hannah Montana.

[Virgil]

Yeah. Turtle. What would you name it?

[Bobby]

I don't know. I don't know that a turtle needs a name.

[Virgil]

So little do you need a name.

[Bobby]

Do you want to give me a new name?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Virgil]

I think Bobby fits you all right.

[Bobby]

Does it? What's your real name?

[Virgil]

I told you. Actually, it's not actually, it's Virgil.

[Bobby]

It's really Virgil. If I look that up, it's gonna say that.

[Virgil]

Do you think I would lie to you? Why do you think I lied to you?

[Bobby]

I just feel like. Dude, let me look it up real quick. Oh my gosh.

[Virgil]

You read calf rice.

[Bobby]

That's right. Do I eat what caf? What's that?

[Virgil]

Bull balls.

[Bobby]

What?

[Virgil]

The balls of a bull.

[Bobby]

Why would I eat that?

[Virgil]

You know people do it.

[Bobby]

Do you?

[Virgil]

I haven't. They call it cat fry. Supposedly it tastes like chicken.

[Bobby]

Do you ride horses? You said you wanted to go horseback riding.

[Virgil]

I didn't say that.

[Bobby]

Your team did.

[Virgil]

Well, why the do they say that?

[Bobby]

I don't know.

[Virgil]

I was wondering why the did you bring us out here?

[Bobby]

Cuz your team said they wanted to go horseback riding and we could either go here or in Texas.

[Virgil]

Why didn't you go in Texas?

[Bobby]

Cuz I. I don't want to leave my kids in trouble if I don't have to. So I said here and my cousin has a ranch. Why did you want to go horseback riding? Where does your team think you want to if you don't? Do you ride horses?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

You're not going to ride the horse that's waiting for you to ride it.

[Virgil]

It's your. It's you jumping on the horse.

[Bobby]

I'm not jumping on a horse. I've been on them and they scare me.

[Virgil]

Why do they scare you?

[Bobby]

Because I feel like they can kill me at any moment if I'm on. I'm so good. Thank you.

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Oh my God. You could have burned him.

[Virgil]

It did. Burn him, you jackass.

[Bobby]

That's you the jackass. Not me.

[Virgil]

No, it's not a him. For catching it.

[Bobby]

What you want him to do? Let it fall on the floor?

[Virgil]

He's a righteous jackass.

[Bobby]

What?

[Virgil]

He's a righteous jackass.

[Bobby]

Nice.

[Virgil]

What you drinking?

[Bobby]

Some products.

[Virgil]

Is this your sponsor?

[Bobby]

Yep.

[Virgil]

Ever heard of Slap Woods? Try.

[Bobby]

What is it?

[Virgil]

Slap Woods?

[Bobby]

Yeah. No. Never heard of that. Tell me about yourself.

[Virgil]

What do you want to know?

[Bobby]

How old are you?

[Virgil]

26 to turn 26.

[Bobby]

Are you actually.

[Virgil]

Oh yeah, actually, yes. What the. Why don't you believe? Should I say?

[Bobby]

Cuz you look so much older. You don't look like you're 26.

[Virgil]

Thanks.

[Bobby]

You don't look younger than me.

[Virgil]

Oh, I am.

[Bobby]

Dude, do you look. Do you think. Do you feel like in your head you look younger than me?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Virgil]

You see this physique takes a lot.

[Bobby]

I can tell. Do you work out?

[Virgil]

Yes.

[Bobby]

How often?

[Virgil]

Probably like, you know, when I need to.

[Bobby]

What's your go to workout.

[Virgil]

Like? Thrust.

[Bobby]

You work out?

[Virgil]

You ever been to the rodeo? We need to get you to rodeo. See if you would have came to Texas.

[Bobby]

I don't want to go to a rodeo. What do you do there?

[Virgil]

Bull fight.

[Bobby]

I heard you got injured. Did you? That was you? No, Austin. Who got injured? Yeah.

[Virgil]

If I got injured, I wouldn't leave on a bull.

[Bobby]

You got injured?

[Virgil]

No, I didn't get injured. I fought a bull though.

[Bobby]

You won. What you do to it?

[Virgil]

Won that? Ran and hit me and hit a wall.

[Bobby]

Are you okay?

[Virgil]

I'm here, right?

[Bobby]

You don't seem real. Like. You seem like you're a character based on someone who lives in Texas. It's crazy. Have never met a person like you.

[Virgil]

I guess so. I'm just me.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What made you an hour late?

[Virgil]

I had a bunch of other videos. Interviews.

[Sponsor]

Were they late?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

Or were you late to all of them?

[Virgil]

No, I was on time to all.

[Bobby]

Of them except for mine.

[Virgil]

Yes.

[Bobby]

That's disrespectful.

[Virgil]

No, it's not.

[Bobby]

Yes, it is.

[Virgil]

No, it's not.

[Bobby]

I have kids and they came here with me and we had to wait for so long.

[Virgil]

I think that you have kids is beautiful.

[Bobby]

I appreciate that.

[Virgil]

And I bet they enjoyed it out here. And if they didn't, then you didn't make it fun.

[Bobby]

They had a fine time, but they. We have to get back home, you know, before traffic and stuff.

[Virgil]

Me too.

[Bobby]

It's disrespectful.

[Virgil]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby]

I forgive you.

[Virgil]

I was tense of when people.

[Bobby]

You were tattooing people?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

What did you. You're a tattoo artist?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

What did you do?

[Virgil]

I tattooed a llama.

[Bobby]

A llama?

[Virgil]

Yeah. I tattoo all my fans, a lot of my fans. They'll have, like, pictures of my face tatted on them.

[Bobby]

Oh, you tattooed a picture of a llama?

[Virgil]

Yes, Bobby.

[Bobby]

Well, you. You made it sound like you tattooed a llama.

[Virgil]

No, Bobby.

[Bobby]

That's what you said. You said I tattooed a lot.

[Virgil]

You know who Bobby is? You watch. King of the Hill.

[Bobby]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[Virgil]

Would you rather be. What the. I'm from Texas.

[Bobby]

Okay. So I knew you were gonna say that.

[Virgil]

I'll give you my word who the I am right now. So I'm gonna be. Ten days later, ten years later, the same exact people that you see me with, they're gonna be the exact same faces you see me die with. Let me tell you something about me. The sky will forever be blue, right?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

The truth don't fucking change. I've come a long way to build this person that I am today. Took a lot of fucking shit to do, and I'll give you my word. Like, I don't know how to stress that shit. Like, I'm really Virgil Mexican. OT is not a real person.

[Bobby]

It's not?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

Where'd you come up with that name?

[Virgil]

I'm just nobody special. They was like, who are you? I said, I'm just another Mexican that's out of Texas. That Mexican ot.

[Bobby]

That's what OT stands for?

[Virgil]

Yes. You fucking jackass.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Virgil]

How do you not know anything? I thought people like doing interviews and they know.

[Bobby]

Not me.

[Virgil]

Oh, it's obvious. Look at everybody. Look at what they're wearing, look what they're doing.

[Bobby]

I don't know what's obvious about that, but good for you. I'm proud of you for that. For real, though, you guys know what.

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[Bobby]

Varies by plan. Of your toenails, do you get them manicured often? Oh, God. Do not ever do that again.

[Virgil]

Yes, I do.

[Bobby]

Don't do that. That's crazy.

[Virgil]

I got open a soda can with these.

[Bobby]

They're really long. Yeah, they're like very, very long.

[Virgil]

Are they?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you ever come up how much money you have? Enough.

[Virgil]

So like, if I gave you enough more, would you suck my toe?

[Bobby]

Absolutely. There's no money could make me do that.

[Virgil]

All right, look, in order to have an interview with like your dream person, would you lick my toe and lick that ass?

[Bobby]

I would not go anywhere near you.

[Virgil]

He wouldn't motorboat that horse's ass.

[Bobby]

What is wrong with you? You're a filthy minded person.

[Virgil]

Yeah. Yeah. Chuck. My daddy.

[Bobby]

Is your dad like that? Dad, your dad's here.

[Virgil]

He's like that.

[Bobby]

Oh my gosh. I cannot believe you brought your dad.

[Virgil]

They go everywhere I go.

[Bobby]

Does he?

[Virgil]

You don't bring your dad?

[Bobby]

He's actually here too.

[Virgil]

Okay. What the.

[Bobby]

I just didn't know that my dad doesn't normally go where I go.

[Virgil]

I don't know who else to be with. I don't know who else to be with.

[Bobby]

That's nice of you. Where's your mom?

[Virgil]

My mama, my grandmama passed. My. My stepmom is in Austin.

[Bobby]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Virgil]

It's cool. She gave me a beautiful story. For real.

[Bobby]

That's amazing.

[Virgil]

My mama wanted me to be a rapper.

[Bobby]

She wanted you to be a rapper? She told you that?

[Virgil]

She told everybody that. My mama. Imagine a little 18 year old girl, pregnant, running around the hood one day and she told me, man, my son gonna be a rapper.

[Bobby]

What made you start rapping?

[Virgil]

My mom, your asshole. Are you listening?

[Bobby]

So you weren't rapping before that?

[Virgil]

I was in my mom.

[Bobby]

Huh?

[Virgil]

I was in my mom like I wasn't even born yet. I started rapping when I was about 4. As soon as I like the way Mayweather. As soon as she was walking, bro. The way Mayweather was. The way he was walking. By the time he was walking, he was in the. He was in the boxing gym.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

By the time I was talking, I was in the Studio. You got a lot to learn, bro.

[Bobby]

It's very believable.

[Virgil]

You been to Houston?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

What you doing in Houston?

[Bobby]

Interviews. Yeah, that's it? Yeah.

[Virgil]

So when you interview people, like, like what's your mode? Like what do you do? Like to get ready for it. You do push ups?

[Bobby]

I get dressed.

[Virgil]

You just get dressed and then you just go and talk to the person?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

I guess that makes sense.

[Bobby]

Yeah. What do you do to get ready for music?

[Virgil]

I breathe this. I just do it. I guess that makes sense. Why you just get dressed and do it, huh?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

I respect it.

[Bobby]

You too. You too. That's great. Should we. I've never listened to your music.

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna look up. What's your favorite song of yours? If you had to have one song but like people would hear, what would you want them to hear? Johnny? Dang.

[Virgil]

Nah, it's probably the last one.

[Bobby]

Texas Mexican? No, Mexican.

[Virgil]

I'll do like what's a good one. No, I would do like. We'll do like like Ghetto Boys or something, right? Some old do. Some old do. Ghetto Boys.

[Bobby]

What?

[Virgil]

How do I tell you? What?

[Bobby]

I don't know how to find the song.

[Virgil]

Just type it in.

[Bobby]

Found it. That's not it.

[Virgil]

Oh. First of all, do you know that sample?

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

What kind of music you listen to? Do you listen to music?

[Bobby]

Sometimes.

[Virgil]

Are you human?

[Bobby]

A little bit, maybe. I wouldn't tell you if I wasn't.

[Virgil]

You wouldn't tell me if you're a robot?

[Bobby]

Probably not. No.

[Virgil]

If you had batteries where you take them.

[Bobby]

That's so. You make everything so creepy.

[Virgil]

Wow.

[Bobby]

I just feel like your mind can't help but just be creepy. Why would you ask if I would suck your toes? That's weird. Won't be doing that. Do you normally not wear shoes? Is that your thing? Yeah.

[Virgil]

I always never wear shoes.

[Bobby]

Does it. Do you believe in grounding? Is that what you're doing?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

You walked across rocks to get here?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

That felt comfortable for you.

[Virgil]

I mean, you know, it's warm. Feels good. Do you know why do you have boots on?

[Bobby]

Cuz we're at a ranch.

[Virgil]

But like why. Why didn't you just wear some Vans? We can only wear.

[Bobby]

A little bit of up.

[Virgil]

Did you buy those a day?

[Bobby]

No, I didn't.

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

But I bought them a year ago.

[Virgil]

What did you buy them for?

[Bobby]

That's a good question. I just thought they were cute. Honestly, I went to New York and I thought they'd be cute there.

[Virgil]

Nice.

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do you like them?

[Virgil]

Yes, thanks. You like New York?

[Bobby]

Kinda. It's not my favorite.

[Virgil]

I don't like about New York.

[Bobby]

It's just a lot of, you know.

[Virgil]

Do you know rats? For the pleasure? I just found that out. I just thought of that because there's big rats in New York.

[Bobby]

They. They do what?

[Virgil]

Monkeys, dolphins, dogs and rats. They. For the pleasure.

[Bobby]

Really?

[Virgil]

Yes.

[Bobby]

Dogs too?

[Virgil]

Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby]

What doesn't?

[Virgil]

Apparently ants.

[Bobby]

Ants have sex.

[Virgil]

How do you think they reproduce?

[Bobby]

I don't know. Like eggs. They lay eggs.

[Virgil]

Is it like. Is it an asexual thing?

[Sponsor]

What if they lay eggs?

[Bobby]

I don't know anything about insects. Do all insects have sex?

[Virgil]

I mean, I would think so. It's in their name.

[Bobby]

It's not called an insex.

[Virgil]

Sounds like you just said it.

[Bobby]

Insect.

[Virgil]

Bonnie, you're different dog. You're funny. Cuz. I can. I can watch football with you or something.

[Bobby]

Watch football? Do you watch football?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

Oh.

[Virgil]

But I can do it with you.

[Bobby]

I appreciate that.

[Virgil]

You got to go bull ride?

[Bobby]

Oh, no.

[Virgil]

Me actually go fishing.

[Bobby]

I don't like.

[Virgil]

That's what we should do. I'm so sad you don't like fishing.

[Bobby]

Well, first of all, it was your team who said you wanted to horseback ride. Let's make that abundantly clear. I did not pick this.

[Virgil]

What would you have picked?

[Bobby]

Fishing would have been okay. I would have watched you.

[Virgil]

Well, what would you have picked?

[Sponsor]

No, I. I.

[Bobby]

In my head. I don't know. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Can you let me think maybe before you ask me again?

[Virgil]

Okay. Bojan Fit.

[Bobby]

You know, maybe we could go to.

[Sponsor]

The beach.

[Bobby]

Get some sun. We're kind of doing that. Maybe we could.

[Virgil]

You like reading?

[Bobby]

Not. Do you? What books do you read?

[Virgil]

I like Walter D. Myers. He's my favorite author.

[Bobby]

I don't know who that is.

[Virgil]

He just writes novels. Nothing that'll really give you knowledge, I guess it, you know, give you more knowledge through other stories. But.

[Bobby]

Does it help you write music?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

Do you write your own music?

[Virgil]

Yes. You can tell once you listen to it.

[Bobby]

Why?

[Virgil]

It just sound like some shit. I'd say talking about fist and ass hitting cocaine. Yep.

[Bobby]

That's what you talk talk about in your song?

[Virgil]

Yeah. What do you talk about in your songs?

[Bobby]

If I had songs, I would not talk about that.

[Virgil]

Bobby? Yeah.

[Bobby]

What's that from a song? Oh, Brittany Bitch.

[Virgil]

Bobby Schmurd.

[Bobby]

Thank you.

[Virgil]

What the.

[Bobby]

You've got a lot of nerve making fun of me when you showed up like that. And now. Really? A lot of nerve. Your toenails gripping the Floor.

[Virgil]

Yeah. Look at them bad boys. Come here. Which one? You got a close up. Come look at these dogs.

[Bobby]

Oh, he's getting it. He's probably really close to them right now.

[Virgil]

Wow. I imagine.

[Bobby]

You know what we should have done? Get pedicures.

[Virgil]

Oh, yes. I'm opening my nail salon. It's gonna be sick. We do it there.

[Bobby]

You're opening a nail salon?

[Virgil]

I'm gonna call it these nails because my name is Virgil. These nails.

[Bobby]

And what are you gonna do to. No one's gonna see your nails and be like, I want to go to his nail salon.

[Virgil]

Yeah, they would. I normally have my nails done all the time.

[Bobby]

Do you? And your toes? Yeah, they look like you haven't trimmed them in years.

[Virgil]

It's been about a month.

[Bobby]

I don't want to know what that looks like after multiple months. Then.

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

I don't know why I keep looking.

[Virgil]

It's just you with that. Just gonna put in your mouth already. Which one? Look, I'll let you pick.

[Bobby]

I don't know how I feel like I'm so close to you.

[Virgil]

Right on. Chew the nail off.

[Bobby]

Like I'm getting a lot of sun over here, so I'm going to move.

[Virgil]

Just chew the nail off that middle one right there. Be nice.

[Bobby]

Wow. How long has it been since we started this Austin?

[Virgil]

Been 25 years.

[Bobby]

Okay. Do you have anything else you want to talk about during it?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

What's your favorite thing to do in the world?

[Virgil]

Kill my buddies.

[Bobby]

But so sometimes you're wholesome and then you go and you're not.

[Virgil]

I like riding food wheelers with my buddies.

[Bobby]

That's sweet. That's wholesome.

[Virgil]

I am wholesome. I'm a l creat.

[Bobby]

You're a mix of wholesome and really disgusting. You say stuff that I'm like, oh, he's just sweet. He's just a sweet guy. And then you're like, suck on my toes. And I'm. It's gross. Don't say stuff like that, please.

[Virgil]

What do you want me to say?

[Bobby]

Not that.

[Virgil]

Well, like what? Give me an example.

[Bobby]

This wholesome stuff. Let's just keep it. Yeah, no, just keep it that way.

[Virgil]

I can have like a. Like.

[Bobby]

Yeah, the example is what you've said already. That was wholesome. Keep on that.

[Virgil]

What would I say? I like my buddies.

[Bobby]

Yeah, that was sweet. You like going.

[Virgil]

Love you too, buddy.

[Bobby]

It's nice of your friends to love you.

[Virgil]

Hey, you want to hear a cool story of one of my buddies?

[Bobby]

Yeah. Do I?

[Virgil]

I was a nobody.

[Bobby]

Okay.

[Virgil]

And it was 2020. And I was like, look, Nate, I'm going on tour. I'm opening up for Ojeezy. You're not getting paid. I'm not getting paid, but I need you to just please trust the fucking process. And I want you to come at security. He was working at specs, had a good job, was helping his family pay bills, chilling. You know, wasn't rich or nothing, but chilling. And that quit his job. He came on the road with me and we was like Santa Ana or something like that. And I was like, cuz, this is Ogz's crow. I was like, give me like seven, eight years.

[Bobby]

How long ago was that?

[Virgil]

Like three years ago.

[Bobby]

So he has five more years.

[Virgil]

No, we're there.

[Bobby]

Oh, you.

[Virgil]

Yeah, we're there.

[Bobby]

He works for you now?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Is he here?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

He's not security for you anymore? You just didn't feel like you needed security today?

[Virgil]

No, he's not security anymore.

[Bobby]

What does he do?

[Virgil]

Oh boy, look at that. Bad. Look at that bitch. He ain't done yet. Hold on.

[Bobby]

It's disgusting.

[Virgil]

Hey. When we were kids.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

So when horses and cows. It petrifies. When we were kids, we would get the. And we'd break it in small pieces and we would throw it in the air and my cousin Michael would hit it with a wheel and it rained shit.

[Bobby]

Oh my God.

[Virgil]

Sometimes we'll get pigs and put a baby oil all over them and let them take off running and we're going to try and catch them. Sometimes I'll get tannerite, like five pounds of tannerite.

[Bobby]

What?

[Virgil]

It's like a. It's a chemical reaction, but it makes a bomb. You get them in Texas at Academy. Shoot that with like a 22. I get like 5 pounds of tannerite. Put a bunch of dog food on that, let a family of like 30 or 50 pigs get on there. Hey, you know what I'm talking about, right? Hey, I'm talking about 30, 50 of those get. Blow them all up.

[Bobby]

Do they die?

[Virgil]

No. Yes, they fucking die by them.

[Bobby]

Why would you do that?

[Virgil]

Because they're invasive. You know what I'm saying? They're big ass rats like that motherfucker. Imagine you and your kids for five years made a garden and you made supply and you made things to sell, to make a living off of.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

And in one night, a family of like 10 or 15 of those motherfuckers came and ruined it all. And they killed your dog.

[Bobby]

Did they do that to you?

[Virgil]

No, but they do do that.

[Bobby]

Okay. So sorry to hear what Are they pigs?

[Virgil]

The wild boars?

[Bobby]

Oh, I've heard of those.

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

Yeah, they're not good. Do you guys have those here? Do you blow them up? He would.

[Virgil]

Okay, well, you need to come to Texas, baby. For real. I got a homeboy, he work at the junkyard. And we'll just go get junk cars whenever we want. Go shoot those motherfuckers up, hit them with the flamethrowers. I got a new flamethrower. Take half gas, half diesel. I burn them bad boys down. For real. Me and my cousin Jordan. Buddy Hudson.

[Bobby]

Wow. Texas is a different, different universe. I've never thought of doing any of this.

[Virgil]

And then you can get a flamethrower. Anybody can. It's not really a gun. It's considered a garden tool.

[Bobby]

What does it do?

[Virgil]

It shoots fire.

[Bobby]

How far?

[Virgil]

About 20 yards.

[Bobby]

That's terrifying.

[Virgil]

Oh, yeah. Imagine what I do.

[Bobby]

What's 20 yards from here? I actually don't know.

[Virgil]

Probably about here to that tree. Maybe longer.

[Bobby]

Very far?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

And what do you shoot with that?

[Virgil]

Flamethrower?

[Bobby]

No, what do you shoot? What are you throwing flame at?

[Virgil]

Anything.

[Bobby]

Like objects or animals?

[Virgil]

Objects. I love animals.

[Bobby]

Just not wild wars.

[Virgil]

Yeah, I love them too, though.

[Bobby]

You just don't love them in your yard. Did you grow up on a ranch?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

What'd you grow up on?

[Virgil]

Definitely like my Pepo Chico on them. Had a ranch, so I grew up there. But it wasn't ours. It was my Pepo Chicos. We'd go out there with my cousins in them. Fuck off, Bulls. Get Louis, Pepulco, round that up. My cousin Michael and Adrian, there were some sick ass cowboys. They would always help my bop. My cousin Ruben's a roper.

[Bobby]

Do you do all of that, too?

[Virgil]

I fuck with bulls. I'm not a good roper. I just like being tough. Are you tough?

[Bobby]

No. Not at all. I'm afraid of everything.

[Virgil]

You need a tattoo across your chest and it says fragile.

[Bobby]

I should have one of those. Cause I am. I don't. I've been on the horses and those. I cried.

[Virgil]

Why does it scare you? You cried for real?

[Bobby]

100.

[Sponsor]

I cried out.

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

Nice.

[Bobby]

I'm gonna. I'm not even gonna try and play it off. Like, I was not. I was so scared.

[Virgil]

Why?

[Bobby]

Because I thought it was gonna throw me off.

[Virgil]

It's a horse.

[Bobby]

What if it throws me off?

[Virgil]

Well, then you get back up.

[Bobby]

Oh, no way. That's so scary. I feel like you can die.

[Virgil]

I mean, you die driving a car.

[Bobby]

That's true. But not. I know. How to drive a car. I don't know how to ride a horse. Right. And I don't know how to learn without actually getting on one.

[Virgil]

They made it seem like you knew how to ride a horse.

[Bobby]

They made it seem like I knew how to ride one.

[Virgil]

Yeah, they made it seem like you picked this. So I think they played both of us.

[Bobby]

Conspiring against us. I don't know who put us here.

[Virgil]

Should we fight?

[Bobby]

Fight them?

[Virgil]

No. You like each other.

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

Should I punch you?

[Bobby]

Absolutely. Do that and I will put you in jail. Obviously.

[Virgil]

Wouldn'T. Fight back. Fight back. You know what I'm saying? Fight back.

[Bobby]

And I would say, dad.

[Virgil]

Oh, he took off running.

[Bobby]

I would make my cousin kill you.

[Virgil]

Come on, cousin.

[Bobby]

I would make him kill you.

[Virgil]

Cj.

[Bobby]

Why you. What are you communicating to him?

[Virgil]

Ned.

[Bobby]

Why'd you say his name?

[Virgil]

Cuz I love him.

[Bobby]

You just said his name.

[Virgil]

Laija. H. L.

[Bobby]

I don't want to say H again, but. I hear you.

[Virgil]

Elijah.

[Bobby]

What's that?

[Virgil]

It's his name.

[Bobby]

Oh. Well, I don't know what's talk about anymore. I feel like we kind of talked about everything.

[Virgil]

Who's your favorite guest?

[Bobby]

Oh, that's. I don't know. They're all fun, they're all great, but.

[Virgil]

Do you have a favorite?

[Bobby]

A favorite guest? I don't know that I do.

[Virgil]

Oh, you do. Come on.

[Bobby]

That's like saying, do you have a favorite child?

[Virgil]

Yes, I'm sure they do.

[Bobby]

I don't have a favorite child.

[Virgil]

Something like, not one does more than the other.

[Bobby]

One guest, one kid? No, they're three and five.

[Virgil]

Three and five? You don't like the five year old better?

[Bobby]

Why would I like the five year old? I like them just. Just the same. Nice. Yeah.

[Virgil]

So you got a little cowgirl, you got a little cowboy.

[Bobby]

Just two cow. Two cowgirls. One cowgirl, one girly girl. Yeah.

[Virgil]

You ever took acid?

[Bobby]

Acid?

[Virgil]

Yeah.

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

You saw mushrooms? You took mushrooms?

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

What psychedelic did you take?

[Bobby]

None.

[Virgil]

Nice.

[Bobby]

I feel like that's not true, actually. I've.

[Virgil]

Yeah. I was gonna say. Why are you lying?

[Bobby]

It was when I was 18. That's like.

[Virgil]

Why do you lie to me, though? I haven't lied to you.

[Bobby]

I didn't remember that. That's not a lie.

[Virgil]

No, you lied.

[Bobby]

I wasn't alive.

[Virgil]

It was a lie.

[Bobby]

I forgot.

[Virgil]

You don't forget taking acid.

[Bobby]

I. I didn't say I took acid.

[Virgil]

You didn't forget taking mushrooms.

[Bobby]

I took Molly.

[Virgil]

You don't. You definitely 1000%. Don't forget taking money?

[Bobby]

Well, I did.

[Virgil]

No. I don't believe you.

[Bobby]

It was so long ago. I was 18.

[Virgil]

How old are you now?

[Bobby]

20. Almost 28. 10 years ago.

[Virgil]

My buddy's 28.

[Bobby]

Is he?

[Virgil]

Yep.

[Bobby]

Does he have kids?

[Virgil]

Yep.

[Bobby]

No.

[Virgil]

Yep.

[Bobby]

How. How many?

[Virgil]

Three.

[Bobby]

Is he here?

[Virgil]

Nope.

[Bobby]

It's a lot of kids for 28 years old.

[Virgil]

I want like eight of them.

[Bobby]

You better keep it going.

[Virgil]

Oh, I'm going to. I guess I'll figure it out.

[Bobby]

I don't like the flies and the nature.

[Virgil]

You like birds?

[Bobby]

Like from afar? Not if they come close.

[Virgil]

So you don't like animals?

[Bobby]

I do.

[Virgil]

Do your dog or a cat person?

[Bobby]

No dog. Are you a cat person? No, I'm allergic to cats.

[Virgil]

Are you really?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

Or you just don't like them?

[Bobby]

No, I'm allergic for real.

[Virgil]

What is. What is your symptoms?

[Bobby]

My eyes close and get watery and itchy and everything. Itches?

[Virgil]

I don't know. I just feel like you're lying now.

[Bobby]

Why would I lie about having a cat allergy?

[Virgil]

Why would I lie about my name being Virgil?

[Bobby]

You don't look like a Virgil.

[Virgil]

What the. Do I look like a one? It's up.

[Bobby]

Did I say that?

[Virgil]

Look like a Nicole?

[Bobby]

Yeah. That's what my mom almost named me.

[Virgil]

There you go.

[Bobby]

Well, that's a wrap.

[Virgil]

Bobby. Thank you.

[Bobby]

Thank you for coming all the way here. How far was your drive?

[Virgil]

Probably about an hour and a half.

[Bobby]

Me too. Maybe we'll pass each other when we're driving.

[Virgil]

I won't be long gone.

[Bobby]

What do you think I'm going to do? You're fast or something. Are you driving the car?

[Virgil]

I'm pretty fast.

[Bobby]

Are you driving the car?

[Virgil]

Yeah, I'm pretty fast.

[Bobby]

Go ahead, run to your car.

[Virgil]

You want to race?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

You want foot race? For who?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

You want race to the car?

[Bobby]

Yeah.

[Virgil]

Come on. You ready?

[Bobby]

Are you actually going to run or are you going to just make me look. Look stupid?

[Virgil]

I would. Put your phone down. You go drop your phone.

[Bobby]

That's fine.

[Virgil]

I don't believe you.

[Bobby]

What do you mean? I'm going to run. I just don't feel like you're going to be fast, to be honest. But for real.

[Virgil]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. I wish you did your homework on me. I'm really a bad.

[Bobby]

Okay. Are you going to start? Like, are we just going to walk?

[Virgil]

Oh, we'll walk.

[Bobby]

You're not going to run?

[Virgil]

No.

[Bobby]

I'll leave you, cuz, you know, I'm faster now. I left my phone for no reason.

[Virgil]

Hey, dude. I do want to tell you something, though.

[Bobby]

I'm okay.

[Virgil]

I'm really grateful for your time.

[Bobby]

I'm grateful for yours. Thank you for coming. Love, love that you brought your dad.

[Virgil]

Oh, bro. He's annoying, your dad. Yeah, he's too much like me, but happens. You know that meme where it's like there's not the room for the two of us.

[Bobby]

There's not what?

[Virgil]

The room for the two of us?

[Bobby]

Yeah. No, I've never seen that. Actually.

[Virgil]

That's how I'd be feeling. Oh, our Chick Fil A's here.

[Bobby]

Oh, my gosh. Enjoy your meal.

[Virgil]

Yes. Next time we link up, I gotta get some cow fry. Shit's gonna be fun, man.

[Sponsor]

No way.

[Bobby]

Have a good day.

[Virgil]

Be good, Bobby.

[Sponsor]

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