What makes you respect a man? | That's BS

Summary

The Really Good Podcast with Bobbi Althoff

Episode: What makes you respect a man? | That's BS

Date: April 6, 2026
Hosts: Bobbi Althoff (“Doug”) & Sukihana ("Suki")

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Episode Overview

This episode kicks off a new season of "That's BS" with Bobbi Althoff and Sukihana, diving into candid, humorous, and sometimes deeply personal conversations about respect, relationships, boundaries, motherhood, honesty, and the intricacies of modern dating. Through playful banter and authentic moments, Bobbi and Suki explore what makes them respect men, red flags in relationships, girl code, and the importance of honesty and self-respect.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. What Makes You Respect a Man?

• Kicking Off with Respect:
  • Suki and Bobbi open by reflecting on the little things men do that win respect, with a humorous and generous tone.
  • Suki: “When they pay for my babysitter. Because first of all, I'm a package deal. I got kids.” (01:55)
  • Suki appreciates men who acknowledge her responsibility as a mom and help with real-life needs—sometimes even making her grandmother (her trusted babysitter) happy with “money and some weed.”
  • Suki: “She just wants a weed and a little bit of funds and some cigarettes. What's the green and white pack?... Newport short pack. Yep.”

2. Relationships, Pregnancy, and Motherhood

• Personal Updates:
  • Suki discusses her healthy, longtime (on-and-off) relationship and her current pregnancy.
  • Suki: “This is actually the most healthy relationship that I've ever been in.” (03:00)
  • Talks about the struggle to balance career ambition with personal milestones like having children.
  • Emotional moment when Suki reflects on her fans buying out her baby registry:
    • Suki: “I'm, like, emotional and happy about it because it's like, wait, my fans, really? I couldn't believe it…” (05:27)
• Honesty & Boundaries:
  • Bobbi and Suki reflect on being awkward, shyness vs. public persona, and using banter to cover vulnerability.
  • Breastfeeding, drinking, and lifestyle changes during pregnancy—accepting new norms and embracing motherhood.

3. Correcting vs. Letting It Go

• Discuss the tension between correcting people vs. letting small errors slide in social situations.
  • Bobbi: “I don't ever correct anyone. If I'm saying something and somebody misinterprets it, I'll just start saying the thing they interpreted…” (07:36)
  • Suki: “I'll correct them and I'll say something funny at the end.” (07:45)
  • Anecdotes about strangers misgendering their children and the subtle social dance around corrections.

4. Relationship Boundaries and Red Flags

• On Friends of the Opposite Sex:
  • Suki and Bobbi debate whether it’s okay to have close friends of the opposite sex while in a relationship.
    • Suki: “I don't like him to be friends with people that he dated because he don't like me to be friends with people that I've dated. It's like a mutual thing.” (14:51)
    • Both agree that having past romantic ties makes real friendship complicated.
• On Baby Mamas, Honesty, and Oversharing:
  • Suki on dating men with multiple kids/baby mamas:
    • “How many baby mamas? Four… No. Nope.” (27:29)
    • She values clear boundaries and men who establish order and respect between families.
  • Both hosts discuss oversharing in relationships—how much truth to tell a partner vs. friends.
    • Bobbi: “I'm an open book, though. It's hard for me not to. I think I'm like autistic or something.” (30:20)
    • Suki: “Well, you just gotta know if you're gonna tell people your secrets, just be willing to… If it does come out, just be like, yeah, I did it.” (30:44)
  • Never tell your boyfriend your friend's secrets!
    • Doug: “A boyfriend should not know your friend's business.” (31:41)
    • Suki: “Why would you tell your man that your friend just got gonorrhea? … You shouldn't be telling anybody. What's it when you tell one person, you're telling 10.” (31:55)

5. Gender Roles & Double Standards

• Financial Roles:
  • Is being broke a dealbreaker? Suki’s take:
    • Suki: “Broke is a mentality. … I do believe that a man should be a provider… If you can't afford to date on both ends, you should be, you know, chasing your goals and your dreams.” (26:29)
• Honesty About the Past:
  • Bobbi and Suki talk about how much of their relationship/dating past to reveal to new partners. There’s a distinction between honest openness and oversharing.

6. Motherhood, Names, and Parenting

• Brainstorming baby names (“Peaches,” “Birthday”) in a comedic riff about unusual choices.
  • Suki: “I love the name Peaches. … Some people think that's a stripper name, but I just think it's an older woman's name.” (20:22)
• On being a good co-parent and maintaining harmony with exes and their families.

7. Motherhood Body Image & Self-Acceptance

• Suki talks about stretch marks, tummy tucks, and choosing to avoid more surgery in favor of self-acceptance.
  • “Surgery, it's hard because it changes your mindset. And you can get body dysmorphia by trying to be so perfect.” (38:06)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Babysitter Respect:
  • Suki: “Call your grandmama up. I'm gonna give her some money and some weed. Then my grandma watches them.” (02:05)
• On Girl Code and Secret Keeping:
  • Doug: “A boyfriend should not know your friend's business.” (31:41)
• On Dating Men with Kids:
  • Suki: “Baby mamas is ghetto. Like, they is ghetto… If he got his whole shit in place and checked, then we cool. But don’t you ever have nobody try to run up on me or play with men ever in life.” (27:40)
• On Sex & Relationship Honesty:
  • Suki: “I was a hoe, but I'm not no hoe no more. So why is you sitting there judging me and you like hoes?” (30:12)
• On Giving Oral:
  • Suki: “It cures depression like it does.” (34:18)
• On Boundaries in Sharing:
  • Doug: “There are so many people. I think if you're a female and you're watching this and you're a little chatty, tell your boyfriend everything, you should stop because it's. It's not okay. It's like a violation of their privacy. There should be a law protecting.” (32:38)

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That's B.S.: Rapid-Fire Games about Dating Red Flags

Segment Start: 41:17 A game where Suki and Bobbi rapid-fire popular excuses or phrases men say in relationships, deciding if it’s “B.S.” or not.

• If he says, “I’m bad at texting.”
  • Suki: “He don't like you, girl.” (41:33)
• If he says, “My phone died and I fell asleep.”
  • Both: “That’s B.S. He’s with a girl.” (41:50)
• If he says, “I don’t like drama.”
  • Suki: “It always be the ones that start in drama that don’t take accountability. Gaslighting.” (42:01)
• If he says, “I’m not ready for a relationship.”
  • Both: “That’s BS. For the right person, he would be.” (42:20)
• If he asks you to come over instead of going out.
  • Suki: “He is trying to sleep with you without courting you... You cannot go to his house, make him take you on dates, and make him take you on a bunch of dates.” (43:14)
• Three month rule about sex.
  • Suki: “I don't wait no three months now. I mean, I might. Three days, three months is all the same to me sometimes… Go with the flow. If you like him… give it up.” (43:36)
• If he says, “You deserve better than me.”
  • Suki: “Maybe they're not gonna change who they are and they want you to find love after they don't played you for a long time.” (45:13)

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Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up

• Girl Power & Chemistry:
  • Bobbi and Suki celebrate the new season, expressing joy at working together, promising regular episodes and more audience interaction.
  • Suki: “We're gonna take over the world.” (33:29)
• Music, Photo Shoots, and More:
  • Tease upcoming projects, music, and candid behind-the-scenes friendship moments.
• Looking Forward:
  • Anticipation for deeper questions and more storytelling in the next episodes.
  • Suki: “Next time she's gonna... come with the questions.” (33:52)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:49 - "What makes you respect a man?"—Babysitter story
• 03:11 - Suki’s relationship and pregnancy update
• 05:27 - Suki overwhelmed by fans’ generosity
• 14:51 - On friends of the opposite sex in relationships
• 26:29 - On provider roles and dating broke men
• 27:40 - Dating men with children/baby mamas
• 30:12 - Oversharing, honesty, and secrets in relationships
• 34:18 - Oral sex, self-care, and sexual honesty
• 41:17 - “That’s B.S.” dating excuses game
• 45:13 - Closing thoughts on relationships and episode wrap-up

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Tone & Style

The conversation is raw, unfiltered, and comedic, packed with realness, vulnerability, and street-smart wisdom. Suki brings bold energy and lived experience, while Bobbi, with her deadpan and slightly awkward style, provides balance for moments of both hilarity and reflection.

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Summary

This episode is an open, honest, and entertaining deep-dive into what makes men (and relationships) worthy of respect. Suki and Bobbi’s chemistry shines as they confront double standards, discuss the realities of motherhood and dating, and dish out advice on boundaries, honesty, and self-worth with signature wit. For listeners, it’s both a laugh-out-loud session and a source of real talk you won’t find anywhere else.

Transcript

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[Suki]

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[Suki]

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[Suki]

Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men.

[Doug]

We love them.

[Suki]

I love men. I love men. And they love me. Do they? Yeah, a lot, girl. Is that even a question?

[Doug]

Well, we have some cards that we spent a lot of time writing. What does there say?

[Suki]

It says, what's something small a man did that instantly made you respect him more.

[Doug]

Oh, that's cute.

[Suki]

Oh, you know what? When they pay for my babysitter.

[Doug]

Yeah, that's happened.

[Suki]

Yes. Because first of all, I'm a package deal. I got kids.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

There has been guys that understood that maybe I didn't have no babysitter. And they just like, you know what? Call your grandmama up. I'm gonna give her some money and some weed. Then my grandma watches them.

[Doug]

Give her some money and some weed.

[Suki]

Yep. Some money and some weed. I love that. Yep.

[Doug]

I've never had that happen.

[Suki]

If I'm saying, you know, I can't go out today and I would love to, but I don't have a babysitter. And there goes, oh. Then I say, oh, well, how much is the babysitter? What they need? And I tell them, well, the only person I trust is my grandmother, and she don't require much. She just wants a weed and a little bit of funds and some cigarettes. What's the green and white pack?

[Doug]

I don't know.

[Suki]

It's, like, short. What's the green and white? Okay, so nobody smokes Newport. Short pack. Yep.

[Doug]

You have a boyfriend right now?

[Suki]

Yes.

[Doug]

How long have you guys been together?

[Suki]

Like, three years, Kind of on and off.

[Doug]

Is it toxic or is it. You guys healthy?

[Suki]

This is actually the most healthy relationship that I've ever been in. Is it? Yes.

[Doug]

You know what you want in life. Are you excited to have a baby with your boyfriend?

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

Are you?

[Suki]

Yes.

[Doug]

Is he excited?

[Suki]

He's really, really, really, really excited. He's been trying to get me pregnant.

[Doug]

Really? But you didn't want to have kids?

[Suki]

I did, but I felt like, you know, since I was in my career, like, working and I, you know, had goals, I just wanted to, you know, wait it out. But honestly, I think I'm the type to just wait it out forever because, I don't know, I just, like, I need to do this, I need to do that. I gotta work. I gotta do a tour. But, you know, God just gave me this baby, and now we're here. Now we're pregnant. Pregnant. And now I can't drink liquor. Well, I'm so happy about that. Yeah.

[Doug]

Yeah. I mean, the blessing, isn't it? I saw your book. The baby is a blessing, just not the. I mean, especially the things that come with it.

[Suki]

I remember the French 75s.

[Doug]

Those were great. I'm in solidarity with you not having any. Do you want to, like, get comfortable? Should I move your pillow so you can, like, sit back, get comfy? So you can.

[Suki]

It's always hot every time we do interviews. I don't look big mom right now, right?

[Doug]

I don't think so.

[Suki]

Okay. All right.

[Doug]

I think you look beautiful.

[Suki]

Thank you.

[Doug]

Fabulous. Your microphone looks a little funny.

[Suki]

Okay.

[Doug]

We just need to have conversation with each other. So I'm awkward. All right. Do you think you're awkward?

[Suki]

A little bit?

[Doug]

Yeah, I think so.

[Suki]

It's gonna go away soon, but I

[Doug]

feel like people wouldn't expect that about you. Don't you think?

[Suki]

Okay, so the reason why I'm awkward is because we're in la. It's traffic. I didn't have much. Much clothes and stuff.

[Doug]

No, I feel like you're just. You're. You're awkward in general. I was saying right now.

[Suki]

So I'm just awkward person.

[Doug]

Sometimes I feel like you can say you're awkward.

[Suki]

I know.

[Doug]

I think that's why? We're friends.

[Suki]

Yeah. Okay, so I'm awkward in my own way.

[Doug]

Yeah, you are. I think you're maybe like, not. You're shy. Like, I don't think people would expect you to be really shy. You seem so outgoing, but you're actually really shy.

[Suki]

That's why. You know, when I did a lot of my shows and stuff, I always used to have me like a couple shots, then I'll go on the stage and say whatever I felt. But, you know, now I'm just gonna settle and I'm pregnant.

[Doug]

It's by choice that you're not having shots.

[Suki]

And you know what's overwhelming right now? Me.

[Doug]

What?

[Suki]

Okay. I put a baby registry up. I saw it. Yes. And they practically brought everything and the things that I thought they wouldn't even get. So now I'm like, emotional and happy about it because it's like, wait, my fans, really?

[Doug]

Just so nice of them.

[Suki]

I know. I'm just surprised. I couldn't believe it. So, yeah, that's why I'm kind of overwhelmed right now.

[Doug]

You want more kids or just one more?

[Suki]

I want at least like two to three more, maybe.

[Doug]

Yeah, two to three more.

[Suki]

Yeah. I just want to keep popping them out.

[Doug]

You're just not gonna. You're not gonna be able to drink for 10 years in between. That's not enough. No. You're gonna be breastfeeding or maybe.

[Suki]

Yeah, but they can do strips that you can just. You can breastfeed. And then when you have a drink, you can pour it in.

[Doug]

Do you breastfeed?

[Suki]

Yes, I do these big ass titties, girl. Yeah, of course I breastfeed. You know what? I'm so used to not drinking, I probably just won't even.

[Doug]

I think. So I think this is your new lifestyle.

[Suki]

Yeah, this is new.

[Doug]

What did you post today? You said, let me look.

[Suki]

I don't like putting mics too close to my mouth. I might suck it real. It just gives me flashbacks. I'm so serious.

[Doug]

Nobody doubted that you were serious. Okay, you know, everything you say is pretty serious. You said God said you're going to stop drinking and put some clothes on one way or another.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

That's how you feel about pregnancy.

[Suki]

Y.

[Doug]

God.

[Suki]

And now we're here, you don't have

[Doug]

to put clothes on. I guess that's.

[Suki]

It's. I like to work.

[Doug]

You like to wear clothes now that you're pregnant. Your dress was cute in your video fashion.

[Suki]

You look like, oh, wait, the one where I wear the white.

[Doug]

That one's cute.

[Suki]

That Was fashion nova too?

[Doug]

Do you. Okay, I have a question. If somebody, like right there, you thought I was talking about this dress and I was just going to start acting like I was talking about that dress. Cuz I didn't want you to.

[Suki]

Yeah. You was about to.

[Doug]

Yeah. Cuz I was like, I don't want to. That. I never like to correct people. But if you're. If you say something and people misunderstand you, do you correct them or do you try to pretend like.

[Suki]

No, I correct them.

[Doug]

You do?

[Suki]

Yes.

[Doug]

I don't ever correct anyone. If I'm saying something and somebody misinterprets it.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

I'll just start saying the thing they interpreted us because I don't want them to feel uncomfortable.

[Suki]

Well, I'll correct them and I'll say something funny at the end.

[Doug]

Yeah. Like, I think, yeah, you can. You can get away with it. So if I just said if that was reversed and you said like, I like the dress and your last. And I was like, oh, yeah, thank you. This is from. You would have been like, I was not talking about the dresser.

[Suki]

I'd be like, I wasn't talking about that. But that is cute too. Yeah.

[Doug]

Yeah, I should do that.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

I know, because I. I won't correct. I was at a hotel recently, and my daughter was sleeping inside the room when I ordered breakfast for us. And the girl was like, I forgot what happened. But she said like, oh, is he. I'm so sorry. Did I wake him when she delivered it? And my daughter's obviously not a him, but I was like, oh, no, he's still sleeping. Don't worry. And then he. She comes back the next day and she's. Which. What are the chances I'd get the same person delivering breakfast two days in a row? I was like, I. What? Like, I didn't want her to feel. I didn't want to corre.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

So the next day I order breakfast. This is the same girl. She walks in, but this time my daughter's awake and she kind of looks confused, like, where's he? And I was like, about to say, like, I have a son too. Cause I didn't want her to feel stupid.

[Suki]

Oh, my God. It's so funny because somebody did that to me before.

[Doug]

Really?

[Suki]

For my babies. Yes.

[Doug]

And you corrected them.

[Suki]

I didn't at that time. I didn't really hear until after. And it was like, who are you calling a little boy? That's my daughter. But then again, she had on like, boy colors.

[Doug]

Okay. Yeah.

[Suki]

I think I just put anything on her that day.

[Doug]

Would you normally correct someone or you just let them go on that?

[Suki]

I'm correcting them. This is not really. She is a girl. Leave her alone.

[Doug]

Someone could come up to me right now and be like, oh, my God, how many months pregnant are you? And I would lie and be like, oh, three. Like, I wouldn't want them to be. Be. Feel bad that they, like, thought I was pregnant and I'm not.

[Suki]

Have you ever did that to somebody? Thought they were pregnant and they weren't?

[Doug]

I feel like I. No, I haven't said anything. I probably have thought people were, but I haven't said it. I'll. If, like, if you didn't tell me you weren't pregnant, but I saw, like, your bump right now. I wouldn't.

[Suki]

You wouldn't say it? No. That's respectful.

[Doug]

Yeah. I would just be like, maybe you're just. Yeah. You know, I'd be thinking like, damn, she might be wrecking. But I'm not gonna ask you. I'm like, offer you a drink instead and see if you take it. Yeah.

[Suki]

That's how some of my friends found out.

[Doug]

Because you wouldn't drink.

[Suki]

Yep. We were at the club and they were taking shots and stuff, and I. They passed me one and I just kept putting it down, like on sneak tape because I didn't want to tell them. And I found out that they already knew. They was like, they knew? Yeah, because they said that they peeped that I wasn't drinking. None of that. Yeah.

[Doug]

That's pretty obvious.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

I don't really drink that much, so I don't feel like people would know.

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[Suki]

It wasn't. Nothing's hard about this one.

[Doug]

Really?

[Suki]

Yep, nothing. I think the first trimester, I just was very tired. But as far as the morning sickness and everything, I don't have that. Thankfully. I am very emotional.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Yeah. Like, literally, you could make me cry right now.

[Doug]

I don't want to. I will try my best not to.

[Suki]

Like, if you say certain stuff, you

[Doug]

know, oh, no, I would never dream of making you cry.

[Suki]

And I get overstimulated a lot. Like TMZ overstimulated me the other day.

[Doug]

What did they do?

[Suki]

Well, we were outside and we were going to this restaurant, and they had seen me and stopped me for an interview, but the camera was, like, really close to my face. So I'm like, oh, my gosh, my face is already big.

[Doug]

I can't wait to see it. Okay, so are we having a boy or girl? Are we keeping it a surprise?

[Suki]

It's a surprise.

[Doug]

So I know people were kind of speculating who the father is, so you will reveal many times sooner. Yeah.

[Suki]

It's not a secret. I have a man that I love, that I've been with for years. Is it okay to say, well, who's your baby dad?

[Doug]

They said that.

[Suki]

I mean, they said.

[Doug]

They said, who's your baby daddy?

[Suki]

They didn't. I mean, yes, I think they said those words.

[Doug]

Like, what'd you say?

[Suki]

They said they asked who the child's father was. And my friends kind of talked for me because I didn't get to say anything. They were like, that's a dumbass question.

[Doug]

Well, I was gonna say, I feel like I. I'VE never asked you.

[Suki]

Well, you.

[Doug]

Because I would. I would just assume it's your boyfriend. Why would they not you post your boyfriend?

[Suki]

Because my boyfriend isn't famous, so.

[Doug]

Yeah, but you still post him. So why would they assume it's anybody else?

[Suki]

Because the thing is, people think that if. If somebody else, if I'm famous, that means I'm gonna procreate with somebody that's famous.

[Doug]

Procreate?

[Suki]

Is that the word? Yeah, I know it is procreate or breed with somebody else that's famous. But I actually like normal guys, you know, I don't want to.

[Doug]

Have you dated anyone famous?

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

Who?

[Suki]

I don't. We don't have to talk about they names, but I have dated people that were famous. I have, you know, talked to some people that were famous and they were cool, they were nice.

[Doug]

Are you still friends with them? Do you like to be friends with guys you date after?

[Suki]

I feel like if you're in a relationship, you don't really need to be friends with people that you dated in the past. Cause that just starts too much trouble and you don't want to have your spouse, you know, beefing. Like, you know, the type of people that I date, they like to beef.

[Doug]

It's how you are with your boyfriend. You don't like him to be friends with people he dated.

[Suki]

I don't like him to be friends with people that he dated because he don't like me to be friends with people that I've dated. It's like a mutual thing. Yeah, it's fine. I don't. The thing is, if I'm not dating you no more, it's because you cross me. So that's fine. I don't wanna be your friend anyway.

[Doug]

I don't think that men should have girlfriends though, if you're in a relationship. I know, that's. I feel like that's not. I don't think a lot of people have that same opinion. Do you think they should have girl friends that they hang out with, one on one?

[Suki]

I would say okay, it depends on the type of relationship somebody's in. But I would say no, only because the person that I date does not want me to be having lunch with.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

You know, so it's a respect thing.

[Doug]

I think that in my opinion, I don't think, like. I don't like when guys have girl best friends or girls have guy best friends if they're in a relationship. Your girl best friend or guy best friend should be each other.

[Suki]

I dated a guy and he had a girl Best friend. And it was so weird and awkward. Like, me and her started, you know, beefing. And it was like, one time, we were all about to go out to the club. We were younger. He pulled up, and she got in the front seat.

[Doug]

I'm like, oh, that's crazy, bitch.

[Suki]

Get the fuck.

[Doug]

I don't know.

[Suki]

I don't know what you thought. Like, people are so used to the person that they're friends with before the girlfriend comes in, so they think that they're getting the same person. No, When I come into the picture, he's not the same person that you thought you knew.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

And the thing is, the reason why I stopped dating him is because he thought it was okay for us to go back and forth, back and forth.

[Doug]

Between who?

[Suki]

Me. About who's gonna sit in the front seat. Oh, it was like.

[Doug]

Oh, he wanted you guys to.

[Suki]

He was more okay with it, but he also had problems because it was like, why are you hunching on your cousin? You sleeping with your cousins?

[Doug]

That's just do.

[Suki]

Like, y' all are really insects.

[Doug]

Campsite people do that?

[Suki]

Yeah, they're insects. And that's not okay.

[Doug]

That's disgusting. You wouldn't sleep with a cousin. No, it's disgusting.

[Suki]

That's some weird shit.

[Doug]

That is very weird.

[Suki]

But, I mean, I don't know if it was his real cousin, but play cousin. What do you mean?

[Doug]

Okay, there's. What is a play cousin?

[Suki]

A play cousin is somebody that grew up in the family.

[Doug]

Oh, okay.

[Suki]

Has some relatives that are connected.

[Doug]

Oh, so they're still family.

[Suki]

Yep. Yeah. But. Yeah, he had a lot of different girlfriends. I remember one time, it was a girl riding down the block in a car, and she was just grilling me, and then she was looking at him, and that's when I realized he's a big cheater. Everybody's his girlfriend. Everybody's his friend. You feel me? It was like. It was just too much.

[Doug]

I mean, I have a guy friend. Like, I have two guy friends who are like. But, like, my boyfriend's my best friend, and also, I don't.

[Suki]

Have you slept with him?

[Doug]

No. See, I think I've never done any. If you've never done. I think that's another thing too. You can't have a. If you've had a past with the guy, you cannot be friends with him. When you have a relationship, like, any. So if you've talked in any degree or any shape or form, you've had some relationship with them, I don't think you can be, like, best Friends still. And like.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

So as long as your relationship has always been what's sort of.

[Suki]

Because they're gonna keep thinking about that time that y' all did something.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Always gonna be.

[Doug]

Well, yeah. What, your boyfriend or your best friend?

[Suki]

If you slept with your best friend before, he's always gonna remember how it was.

[Doug]

Yeah. And then it's just. Yeah. I don't think that's. But like, my. My friend, we've never obviously done anything or talked or any. Our relationship was never there. We've just always been friends.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

So my boyfriend isn't like threatened by it at all. We're just. We're friends.

[Suki]

Well, you know what? Some of the people I work with, like producers and, you know, people. People that I'm close with that are men, you know, we really do have really good relationships, but I never. Never crossed that, you know, crossed some boundaries with them.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

So we're all cool. Like, everybody's cool. We all hang out together. But as far as a girl confiding to another guy while they have a man.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

And I think that's just crossing the line, you know? But that's my thoughts. Right. Yeah. Those lines. Okay.

[Doug]

In your. Just yours. I agree. I agree. I agree. Do you think in relationships you can have like a. What is it called?

[Suki]

Like, some.

[Doug]

No. Like, can you have celebrity crushes? I guess. Not like celebrity. Can you call other people attractive if you're in a relationship? That's my question.

[Suki]

I would say for women not in their entertainment business, it's probably easier for them to say, yeah, I think, you know, NBA young man. Sexy. I love him. But when.

[Doug]

When you actually know that person, you should probably not say it. Cause it's like a personal.

[Suki]

And then our. Our boyfriends might think that we have a lot of access to these people. So I don't think. I don't know. Yeah, I stopped having, like, crushes.

[Doug]

You just turned it off.

[Suki]

Yes.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

Who's your.

[Doug]

Who's your hair? Oh, I can't wait to hold you. Are you gonna let me hold your baby?

[Suki]

Yes, girl.

[Doug]

Can I babysit?

[Suki]

Yes, please.

[Doug]

Take it to LA with you.

[Suki]

Yes, I'm gonna.

[Doug]

Every time you come and let me babysit. What? We'll. Give me your top five girl names.

[Suki]

I like Peaches.

[Doug]

Peaches. What are your. Wait, let's start with what are your other kids names?

[Suki]

I don't want to tell them.

[Doug]

You don't say your kids names online.

[Suki]

I don't. No. I don't really do it because I don't want people like people out here. Crazy.

[Doug]

Yeah, it's fine. Tell. Okay. Peaches. Actually, you and me.

[Suki]

I love the name Peaches.

[Doug]

I guess I was trying to gauge what your other kids names were.

[Suki]

No, it's nothing like that.

[Doug]

Okay. I was. Maybe that was. Do you have like a bunch of fruit names?

[Suki]

No, no, it's just I think maybe I'm hungry a lot and I do like Peaches now, so I was like Ms. Peaches is what I call her.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

But it's like some people think that's a stripper name, but I just think it's an older woman's name.

[Doug]

Yeah, that's what I would picture. Okay, what else besides Peaches?

[Suki]

Georgia Peach.

[Doug]

Okay. We got so much variety here.

[Suki]

I'm saying something that's not a fruit.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

Birthday.

[Doug]

Birthday?

[Suki]

Yes, birthday. Like surprise. Oh, it's your birthday. It is a birthday.

[Doug]

High birthday. I've never, I've never met somebody. I've never even heard somebody naming their kid that.

[Suki]

I like birthday. And you know, I call her Day Day.

[Doug]

Okay, what about just Day Day then?

[Suki]

Day Day. Oh yeah, like Day Day is the first name. I like that. But guess what? Amazing. Like a. A mace.

[Doug]

C. I heard you. I saw that you maced someone.

[Suki]

Yep. So I feel like.

[Doug]

Are you feeling inspired by your macing of someone?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Why did you mace someone? Suki and on baddies. You maced someone?

[Suki]

Uh huh. But I feel like it might be too overstimulating for me to talk about the mace thing. But yeah, bitches got mace sometimes. You got mesa Ho. I got some base for you right now.

[Doug]

Show me.

[Suki]

Let me make sure they put it in my purse. Yeah, this right here. So this is what you do, Bobby.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

You don't even let nobody know you got it. You let people talk, right? And then when they come close. The thing is when you. You spray this, right? But when you spray it, don't run into the spray. Don't chase them.

[Doug]

Cause you're gonna get.

[Suki]

You're gonna get sprayed.

[Doug]

Did that happen to you or. No, you're teaching?

[Suki]

No, no, no. I got mixed up a couple times. Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. I mean for people that's in the streets for real.

[Doug]

Really? They missed. I didn't know that was a thing.

[Suki]

It's not that bad because all you gotta think about. You like spicy food. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, this other day I couldn't find hot sauce for my. For my chicken from Popeyes. And I'm just thinking like, should I just spray it with a little bit of mace?

[Doug]

Probably not.

[Suki]

Yeah. But listen, when somebody run up on you and they think they about to play with you, you feel threatened, self defense. Spray them and keep backing up. Yeah. Don't run into it.

[Doug]

That's smart. That's actually I feel like that's even if you're not in a fight, that's like good knowledge. Cause I feel like maybe I didn't know that.

[Suki]

Yeah. You just spray them up. Yeah. When you get them for real, spray em while they in the car and the windows down. If they, you know, in the road rage, spray the whole car up.

[Doug]

Is it illegal to spray?

[Suki]

No. This is very legal.

[Doug]

Really? There's no laws against.

[Suki]

Hell no.

[Doug]

What if the person's innocent?

[Suki]

You don't need to spray nobody that's innocent.

[Doug]

What if you do on accident?

[Suki]

They was on the wrong side, they was a threat to society.

[Doug]

Okay.

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[Doug]

Let's talk more about men. What do you hate about men?

[Suki]

Men, Men, Men, Men. Many Men. You know that song?

[Doug]

Yeah. Is it from. What's it called? Charlie Sheen?

[Suki]

What is that.

[Doug]

What is that called? Two and a Half Men?

[Suki]

Yeah, Two and a Half Men. Maybe with some men. I don't like a lack of accountability and a lack of responsibility. If you do something wrong or, you know, take accountability for it, don't deflect and start seeing what the other person is doing. Mm. And responsibility. If you got children and you're not taking care of your kids, I can't. I can't fuck with you because you're not loyal. And a lot of these guys will be more loyal to their friends than they are their children.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

And their dogs.

[Doug]

Let me paint you a scenario, right?

[Suki]

Mm.

[Doug]

If it's, like, the perfect guy, but he has no money, is that okay?

[Suki]

Okay for what? You to do what?

[Doug]

Date him.

[Suki]

Okay, so I'm gonna date him.

[Doug]

Yeah. He has no money.

[Suki]

Like, when I meet him, he ain't got no money.

[Doug]

Yeah. But he literally checks every box. Really? He checks every single box.

[Suki]

Okay, so how he gonna get me something to eat? We not even eating no food.

[Doug]

You make money, though.

[Suki]

I'm not Stella that got her groove back. So. Stella got her groove back.

[Doug]

It's not.

[Suki]

Oh, girl, you gotta watch that movie. So it was this lady, right? She went to Jamaica. Oh, never mind. She wasn't dating nobody that was broke. She was dating somebody that was young. But, no, no, no. I have nothing against, you know, people that don't have money or anything, because broke is a mentality. So I would say I will thug it out with somebody. If we have ups and downs, that's normal. But I do believe that a man should be a provider. Like, I don't think you should be dating no woman if, you know, you can't provide for her or just do or court her. You know, take her out to eat. Nice gestures, nice things. You should be. If you can't afford to date on both ends, you should be, you know, chasing your goals and your dreams and trying to put yourself in position so that you can put your wife in position. So I'm not into just casually hanging out with nobody for free.

[Doug]

Okay. Would you date a guy who has six kids?

[Suki]

Six kids? How many baby mamas?

[Doug]

Four.

[Suki]

No. Nope.

[Doug]

What's the maximum?

[Suki]

If I could just pick, I would say one at the most. Because, oh, my gosh, baby mamas is ghetto. Like, they is ghetto. So, I mean, it is what it is. Cause I have children, so, you know, I don't fool with the baby mamas. You got a baby mama. I mean, it gets annoying. It does. Okay. A lot of people go through this. Baby mamas and baby daddies sometimes still be talking. They still be dating. Yeah, you could deal with that. I'm not the type to deal with that. Then you got baby mothers who overstep their boundaries, you know, want to control somebody else's household. With the child, I don't deal with that. I like men who are leaders, who control their situations. If you're going to have a woman and you already have children from a previous relationship, everybody deserves respect. But you have to make sure you set boundaries. I'm not with none of the games. I'm not with none of them games. So if he has children and he has baby mamas, if he got his whole shit in place and checked, then we cool. But don't you ever have nobody try to run up on me or play with men ever in life. I don't do that. Cause I don't bother nobody. If I have a baby with somebody and we decide that we're not no longer dating, I wish you well. I trust your judgment and discernment on characters. So I believe that you got a good woman that's. That's gonna love your kids. I don't need to do nothing. I don't got nothing to do with that. I don't even wanna talk to you. Hell, no. Mm. Mm. I'm the best baby mom a man can have. Are you? Yes. You will never see me or talk to me. I don't do none of that.

[Doug]

Are your kids close with their dad?

[Suki]

Yeah. Everybody has relationships with their fathers. And, you know, I wish everybody the best on their side. But, see, when I'm dating somebody, that's the only man that I ever been with.

[Doug]

You feel like when you get into a new relationship, you have to be completely honest. Or do you think it's okay to tell a version?

[Suki]

I mean, okay, so I like to be completely honest.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

But the problem is, see, my friends would tell me. They'd be like, he's not your girlfriend. You can't tell him the stuff that you tell us, you know? Yeah. And I had to find that out because I'll tell my man everything. And then they'll start, you know, snapping on me and looking at me crazy. And I'm like, I was a hoe, but I'm not no hoe no more. So why is you sitting there judging me and you like hoes?

[Doug]

I feel like I over share too. Like, I told my boyfriend. You do? Yeah.

[Suki]

You over overshare? Yeah. You can't tell everybody your business.

[Doug]

Yeah. I'm learning that. I'm an open book, though. It's hard for me not to. I think I'm like autistic or something. Because that is.

[Suki]

You just need to. That you can talk to.

[Doug]

But even then, I'll still tell the whole world. There's not. If somebody knocked on the door right now and asked me questions, I would probably start telling them. Like, if I feel like I can trust random strangers, I'll tell them everything. It's bad. I'm just like a.

[Suki]

Well, you just gotta know if you're gonna tell people your secrets, just be willing to. If it does come out, just be like, yeah, I did it. Yeah, that's how I am.

[Doug]

Yeah, I need to. I'm trying to be better. To be more of a closed book.

[Suki]

Sometimes I like to just tell people stuff just to see if they gonna.

[Doug]

See if they're gonna just tell them crazy things to sell. Yeah, I've done that. Just see, like, if that gets out, then I know you can't be trusted.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Do you keep other people's secrets?

[Suki]

Yes. I never tell.

[Doug]

Yeah, I. I definitely am like that because I'm like, I know. I've told you so many things that I like. I'm keeping this. And you better keep the same energy.

[Suki]

Yeah. I don't tell.

[Doug]

Do you believe in telling your boyfriend other people secrets?

[Suki]

No. Nope.

[Doug]

No. I think that's actually such a. Like a red flag in a friend is when, like, their boyfriend knows everything. Yeah. Because it's like.

[Suki]

Like pillow talking.

[Kate (Mr. Kate)]

Yeah.

[Doug]

You don't need to tell. Like, a boyfriend should not know your friend's business.

[Suki]

Yep. I don't.

[Doug]

But I feel like so many people be like, my. When you tell me something, you're telling my boyfriend, and it's like, no, you shouldn't be telling anybody. What is it when you tell one person, you're telling 10.

[Suki]

Why would you tell your man that your friend just got gonorrhea? I can't. And then. And then, oh, my gosh. Like, my boyfriend, if I was to do that, he would tell the person, probably, oh, you acting funny with this girl. Tell her how you said she got gonorrhea. I just wouldn't pass him off.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Yeah. Nope.

[Doug]

And it's just you don't know if that's, like. It's one thing if it's your husband of, like, 20 years that you're telling things to, but if it's a boyfriend, you don't know how long that's gonna last. They don't need to be knowing every person's business.

[Suki]

No.

[Doug]

Especially girls will have, like, multiple boyfriends. Well, every single boyfriend gets unlimited tea on all your friends.

[Suki]

Yeah. This is not right. No. A lot of people out there like that. Yeah.

[Doug]

There are so many people. I think if you're a female and you're watching this and you're a little chatty, tell your boyfriend everything, you should stop because it's.

[Suki]

It's not okay.

[Doug]

It's like a violation of their privacy. There should be a law protecting.

[Suki]

That's not a real friend, people.

[Doug]

No. But then. Yeah. Do you know, I don't know so many people. It's just. I don't care if it's your best friend in the world. If you're holding a secret for someone, it should be.

[Suki]

It's a secret.

[Doug]

Like, let them tell your. If they want to tell your boyfriend, they can tell your boyfriend.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

But unless they tell your boyfriend, it's not. Yeah. Are you excited to be filming with me now every week.

[Suki]

Yes, I am.

[Doug]

I think it's fun. I think it's fun to be able to sit down and talk to you. And we can start. I think, as. I think as the episodes go on, too, we'll get more comfortable just, like, chatting. Yeah. I'm excited to do this with you and all the things we're doing together, like our song, our stand up.

[Suki]

Yes. We're gonna take over the world.

[Doug]

We. I think. I think we are good together.

[Suki]

This is girl power.

[Doug]

Yeah, it's fun. I think it's fun, too, because it's like, I had my other podcast, which is, like, just so serious. But this is more like we actually get to know each other, and maybe next episode you'll actually try to get to know me.

[Suki]

Yep. I know enough.

[Doug]

That feels like it.

[Suki]

I do. Yep.

[Doug]

Next time she's gonna. Next episode, she's gonna come with the questions.

[Suki]

Yeah. All the questions. I can ask some questions right now.

[Doug]

Go ahead.

[Suki]

Like, okay. When's the last time that maybe you suck something?

[Doug]

Oh, my God. That's what comes to your mind when you think of asking me a question? Do you like doing that?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Suki]

Yes.

[Doug]

I. I'll. I'll say the same Yep. It's not. It feels weird for me to say

[Suki]

that it cures depression like it does.

[Doug]

And who? Him or you?

[Suki]

Me and us.

[Doug]

Yeah. Do you think the girls that say

[Suki]

they hate it, Like, I'm like, why those ones? I don't trust them and I feel like they are not catering. Like, you really don't like the person you're dating because. Yeah. How do you not. How does it not make you feel good to make somebody.

[Doug]

Yeah, I know. I feel like that's why I don't dislike it. You like how I'll do everything but say I like doing that? I'm gonna say I don't dislike it,

[Suki]

but the people that don't like it, what do you do? What are you doing?

[Doug]

Yeah, that's like. That's not imagining.

[Suki]

It's not fun getting upset right now because there's people in the world that

[Doug]

are like, I hate doing that. It's like so easy too. Just.

[Suki]

Yeah, just put it in your mouth.

[Doug]

Exactly. Just. Just do it.

[Suki]

Just put it in your mouth.

[Doug]

It's good for both parties involved.

[Suki]

Yep. Yeah.

[Doug]

What other questions do you have? Oh, when's the last time I did that? Yeah, I have a boyfriend.

[Suki]

So it wasn't last night because we were working late. No, you were tired.

[Doug]

He's been away for the week.

[Suki]

Oh, yeah. That was the day that he left. It's been a while for me.

[Doug]

How long it's been?

[Suki]

Probably like. Probably like two. Two weeks maybe.

[Doug]

Really? Why?

[Suki]

Because baby. Yes. I've been working.

[Doug]

Do you know what do you like?

[Kate (Mr. Kate)]

I.

[Doug]

When I. I don't think pregnancy. I don't want to be touched. Like, I don't want to be even touched at all if I'm pregnant. Are you not like that?

[Suki]

No, I'm not like that. It's just that I've been on the road finishing up all this stuff that, you know. Cause I'm ready to rest and stuff. So I had to wrap up all that stuff that I was doing, you know, music videos and everything like that. And I haven't had time to suck no dick. And maybe if I was sucking more dick, I wouldn't been pregnant, you know? Yeah.

[Doug]

You could have swallowed that baby that's in your stomach.

[Suki]

Because that's the usual form of birth control. Yeah, that's the best one. Yeah. Are you on birth control?

[Doug]

No.

[Suki]

You're not?

[Doug]

No.

[Suki]

Oh, girl, you. Bout the pregnant dude.

[Doug]

No, I think we've talked about it. I think we want kids in like two years. I want to get married. I want a Wedding.

[Suki]

I want to get married, too. And guess what? A baby comes out of nowhere. And we've been planning on a wedding, but I got pregnant first, and I'm just like, I want to do this different. I want to make sure that, you know, I am married first before I have a baby. And it happened the opposite. Does that mean that I say this baby does not deserve to be here? Absolutely not. I'm having this baby. We're having this baby.

[Doug]

No, no, I. I think it's we. I just, like, also can't imagine. I have so much. I don't know how you're doing it. Cause you work so much, but it scares me to be pregnant again. Cause I, I. I want to have. Would I want my sister to, like, carry my baby?

[Suki]

You want her to be a surrogate?

[Doug]

Yeah, if she would.

[Suki]

I actually wanted to be a surrogate for my sisters.

[Doug]

You would do that?

[Suki]

Yes. I love him.

[Doug]

You like being pregnant?

[Suki]

Yes, I do. And I'm like, just really motherly. I really love children, so I would have definitely held a kid for them. If you couldn't.

[Doug]

Do you wanna carry my kid?

[Suki]

My boyfriend won't let me anymore.

[Doug]

Why?

[Suki]

Cause I told him. I said, I wanna carry a baby for somebody if they don't. If they're not able. Yeah, because you can perfectly carry one. You just don't wanna do it. Yeah, no, I could see if you couldn't.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

Yeah. If you couldn't, then you would think about it. I would. I would. I would. I would do it. But I wouldn't do it because you. You just don't. Are you trying to act like you're scared of stretch marks? You don't even know.

[Doug]

No, I don't. I got really lucky.

[Suki]

Yeah, you got lucky. I already feel mine's coming. Really? Yeah. They hurt.

[Doug]

Did you get them from the first kids that you had?

[Suki]

Yep. And then I got a tummy tuck and it went away. Oh.

[Doug]

So they're coming back. Can you get another?

[Suki]

I don't want to get any more surgery. Just want to let it.

[Doug]

You're just gonna let it be?

[Suki]

Because surgery, it's like, it's hard because it changes your mindset. And you can get body dysmorphia by trying to be so perfect. So, yeah, I wanted to just stay in the gym. I've been in the gym lately, so that's good.

[Doug]

I think you'll be fine because it's

[Suki]

a little girl, too.

[Doug]

She's gonna be tiny.

[Suki]

It's a little girl.

[Doug]

She's gonna be all Little and dainty. And I don't think I'm, like, as much lucky that I didn't get stretch marks. Maybe. These are really little. 40 weeks.

[Suki]

How. How many pounds were they?

[Doug]

My oldest was five pounds and, like, something ounces, Like.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Almost six.

[Suki]

Tiny.

[Doug]

Yeah. And my youngest was barely six pounds, so.

[Suki]

Tiny babies.

[Doug]

So, like, there was no, Like, I. Of course I didn't, like, get stretch marks.

[Suki]

The babies.

[Doug]

My stomach didn't have to do that much stretching, but my boobs are disgusting, so there's that.

[Suki]

They're not disgusting.

[Doug]

They're disgusting.

[Suki]

They're actually. They're not.

[Doug]

Why? Did you see them? Oh, when we were doing that thing.

[Suki]

Oh, yeah. When we was on the beach. Yep. The new sheet that we had.

[Doug]

Yeah, the new. We should. We should put a little piece of it.

[Suki]

Did I just see a knee crack?

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

You getting old, girl.

[Doug]

Does that not happen when you're young?

[Suki]

No.

[Doug]

Oh, my God.

[Suki]

That means you've been using them knees for.

[Kate (Mr. Kate)]

Oh, my God.

[Doug]

Yes.

[Suki]

Yeah, Right? That's okay. My knees crack, too.

[Doug]

Wait, can you. I. Me and Suki did a photo shoot, and. And we were wearing clothes.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

The photographer had us pull off our. He just kept pulling off more and more of our tops until our boobs were just bare against the surfboard.

[Suki]

What are those pictures coming up?

[Doug]

He's gonna send us some today. We're gonna. We're gonna put them. This is. Let me tell the people our game plan for our careers together. We'll close on this, you guys. Sounds like I'm about to go to prayer, but we are going to put out, you guys, by the time you see this. We have already done that, but we're gonna put out the pictures in, like, two weeks. The song. You said in how long?

[Suki]

Oh, the song is coming out in a few weeks, too.

[Doug]

Okay. So the song is gonna come right after. And then every single week until you guys get sick of us. We're gonna put out episodes of this where we just talk and we. Eventually, as you guys start to grow, we'll have you guys talk to us. Maybe you can call in during it. We can talk to you, give us advice. Give you advice. Because Suki has so much good advice.

[Suki]

Yeah. I really do.

[Doug]

She does. I say that seriously. Yeah. And then that's. That's the game plan.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

And then we're going to.

[Suki]

We're going to take over the world, though. You have to.

[Doug]

We're going to perform our. Our song.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Let's do a music video for it, too.

[Suki]

I want to and guess what I saw? I called me being a musician. Did I said it right yet?

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

Magician. Okay, so I'm gonna be the magician. I'm gonna say magician. Yeah. So I'm gonna have, like, a wand in my hand, and I'm gonna turn people into rabbits and stuff.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

And then what's your character gonna be?

[Doug]

Oh, fuck, I don't know. You pick.

[Suki]

Maybe you should be one, too.

[Doug]

Okay. Can I be a rabbit?

[Suki]

Yeah. Or you can be the girl that I put into a box.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

And I act like I'm cutting it.

[Doug]

Okay. I like that. I like that. And then I just start rapping in the box.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

Love it.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

I'm just gonna be laying.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Okay, Suki, we're playing a game called that's B.S. okay? And it's gonna be things that guys say or do. And you're gonna say if it's BS or if it's not BS we'll go back and forth.

[Suki]

All right?

[Doug]

Okay. If he said the reason he doesn't text is because he says I'm bad at texting.

[Suki]

He don't like you, girl.

[Doug]

No, I agree.

[Suki]

He does not like you because that's not.

[Doug]

You make time.

[Suki]

Yeah. You make time for the people you like. So he don't like you.

[Doug]

No. Okay. What's the next one? You can ask me.

[Suki]

My phone died and I fell asleep.

[Doug]

That's B.S. yeah, that's. He.

[Suki]

He's with a girl.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

He's.

[Doug]

His phone is turned off.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

And you're bothering him right now?

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Just go somewhere else.

[Suki]

I like you.

[Doug]

He says. I don't like drama.

[Suki]

It always be the ones that start in drama that don't take accountability. Gaslighting.

[Doug]

That's true.

[Suki]

Narcissistics. The narcissistics. Yeah. That's B.S.

[Doug]

narcissists.

[Suki]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Yes.

[Suki]

All of them.

[Doug]

Yeah. What's your next one?

[Suki]

I'm not ready for a relationship.

[Doug]

Oh, that's BS because you could be if you wanted to be for the right person.

[Suki]

Yeah. Maybe he just don't like you. Maybe you're not relationship quality too. Right.

[Doug]

If he's not ready, if he asks you to plan the date.

[Suki]

I mean, guys do that after a while sometimes. Maybe they got too much work.

[Doug]

Or maybe you know yourself better.

[Suki]

And sometimes guys don't know how to plan vacations that much.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Suki]

So you got the funds then? I. Yeah. I mean, I'm okay. You okay with planning the vacation?

[Doug]

Yeah, I think I would rather plan it.

[Suki]

Yeah. That's fine.

[Doug]

Every once in a while, um, I'm

[Suki]

not trying to rush into anything.

[Doug]

That's bs. That's just their.

[Suki]

Just say what you want to.

[Doug]

Just say you're just trying to have sex.

[Suki]

Yeah, just say that. I mean, some people are okay with that.

[Doug]

Yeah. Asking you to come to his place instead of going out. Boo. You know exactly what he's asking you there.

[Suki]

Yeah. He is trying to sleep with you without courting you or taking you anywhere. He's just trying to get straight to it. And if that's the case, you know, you need to get straight to it and ask him for some money if that's what you want to do. But if you want to be courted and loved, you cannot go to his house, make him take you on dates, and make him take you on a bunch of dates.

[Doug]

Make him wait for sex in general. I think you should just make. What about like the three month rule? But you don't.

[Suki]

Oh, I don't wait no three months now. I mean, I might. Three days, three months is all the same to me sometimes. Okay, but guess what? Yeah, what was the question again?

[Doug]

That was my question.

[Suki]

Well, at the end of the day, don't go to his crib unless you're trying to sleep with him.

[Doug]

Yeah. And wait, if you.

[Suki]

In my opinion, sometimes it depends on the guy. Right.

[Doug]

But I think that that's a fair thing. Cause like in three months you'll either see if their intentions were just to like have sex or if they wanted to get to know you.

[Suki]

I'm going to go right away.

[Doug]

Yeah, maybe. But you've never been played before. You've never had a guy like string you along.

[Suki]

Yes. And that was after waiting a long time too.

[Doug]

You didn't have sex with them and they strung you along.

[Suki]

Yep.

[Doug]

Okay, well that.

[Suki]

You know what? I done talk to plenty of different guys and I don't like to put the this amount of time. I don't like to say, oh, well, you know the 90 day rule. Like, fuck all that, because you can wait 90 days and that pussy be trash and he don't want to talk to you. So sometimes you just go with the flow. If you like him, he respects you and you're having a good time. If you want to give it up, give it up. Right? Or is that bad to say?

[Doug]

No, I think that's your opinion. What's your last one?

[Suki]

You deserve better than me.

[Doug]

No, that's not true. Like it's.

[Suki]

You deserve better.

[Doug]

No, it is true. But it's not like they don't care. Like they're just like, go away. That just means go away, right?

[Suki]

I mean. Yep. Or he really does feel that way.

[Doug]

Because, like, do they ever feel that way though? They think they're the best.

[Suki]

No, I have dated some guys that just knew they weren't right.

[Doug]

Okay.

[Suki]

And that's why it's just like you deserve better than me because, I mean, maybe they're not gonna change who they are and they want you to find love after they don't played you for a long time.

[Doug]

Yeah, well, I guess that could be sweet depending. Well, Suki, that was. That's a wrap. On the episode one of. That's B.S.

[Suki]

that's a wrap.

[Doug]

I can't wait to see you next week for that part two. I mean, number two, week two.

[Suki]

Yeah. I can't wait to see you next week.

[Doug]

I can't wait to see you next week. I'm so happy to be seeing you every week.

[Suki]

Now next week we need some food.

[Doug]

I'll make sure. I'll make sure of it.

[Joey]

And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[Suki]

Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?

[Joey]

Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Suki]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Joey]

Anyways, only pay for what you [e-mail] Liberty.

[Doug]

Liberty.

[Suki]

Liberty.

[Doug]

Liberty.

[Bob the Drag Queen]

Welcome to Only Child with me, your host, Bob the drag queen. A multi award winning comedian, drag icon, trader, New York Times bestselling author, and incredibly humble person. This is my first solo podcast that I'm doing without my annoying little sister. Every week I sit down with friends, future friends, and people I just met. Comedians, drag queens, reality TV stars, Broadway actors, and many, many more people. Every episode ends with a very important Bob coded question. What's the hell you're willing to die on? Today we're going to get real, but I promise we'll also make you laugh. So let's get into it.