GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS REGGIE VAN HOUTEN, BROADCASTING LIVE FROM OUR CRYSTAL STUDIO HIGH ABOVE THE MAGNIFICENT METROPOLIS! Friends, gather 'round your wireless sets, for I bring you the most EXTRAORDINARY trending stories of this very day! Yes indeed, yours truly has scoured the airwaves to bring you only the most SENSATIONAL developments from around our modern world! Ladies and gentlemen, in just a moment, we'll delve into today's ABSOLUTELY RIVETING headlines, from the latest political developments in Washington, to the most fascinating scientific discoveries, and - BY JUPITER - even the most thrilling sporting outcomes! This is Reggie Van Houten, reminding you to stay tuned, stay informed, and above all, stay EXTRAORDINARY!