
We begin this week's hour of radio drama with Bold Venture, and its episode from January 14, 1952, Four Invitations To Death. (27:42) Finally, The Voyage Of The Scarlet Queen brings us the story of Red Beard And The Bag Of Pearls, from December 17, 1947. https://traffic.libsyn.com/forcedn/e55e1c7a-e213-4a20-8701-21862bdf1f8a/RelicRadio969.mp3 Download RelicRadio969 | Subscribe | Spotify | Support The Relic Radio Show
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This is the Relic Radio Show. Old Time Radio Entertainment. Still standing the test of time from relicradio.com. welcome back to the Relic Radio Show. Thanks for joining me this week. We'll begin this week's hour with Boltventure in their episode from January 14, 1952, titled Four Invitations to Death. After that, it's the Voyage of the Scarlet Queen and Redbeard and the Bag of pearls. From December 17, 1947.
Narrator
Bold venture. Adventure, intrigue, mystery, romance. Starring Humphrey Bogard and Lauren Bacol. Together in the sultry setting of tropical Havana and the mysterious islands of the Caribbean. Bold Venture. Once again, the magic names of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall bring you Bold.
Detective Lasalle
Venture and a tale of mystery and intrigue.
Slade Shannon
Can you lift his feet, Sailor?
Lady Sailor
I'm trying, but Mr. Johnson's left foot is heavier than his right. Throws me off balance.
Slade Shannon
Come on, let's get him into my bed. You know, you can help too, Mr. Johnson.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I was afraid you were going to ask me that. Imagine a husband of mine fainting in the lobby of a hotel. John Johnson Junior. Junior. 50 years old and doesn't know how to behave in a hotel lobby. You do it. I can't touch him. Gorges himself with food and saints. Fatty is.
Lady Sailor
I can't even tell whether the shin bone's connected to the ankle bone or the ankle bone's connected to the.
Slade Shannon
Stop beating your guns, comedian. Just open the door to my room.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I'll do it. See my helps.
Slade Shannon
You're a clever one, Mrs. Johnson. Okay, Junior.
King / Ray Lebrado
Up there.
Slade Shannon
Sleep tight. Come on, let's leave him alone. I'll send him home to you in the morning, Mrs. Johnson.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I can hardly wait. Send my husband home. We're staying at the Pacifica Hotel. I'll wait for him breathlessly.
Slade Shannon
There's a woman a man can admire. Sailor marries a man, obviously a wealthy man. Then she can't stand the sight of him, so she has a mind of her own. That's good in a woman. That's what makes me admire women so much. Take you now.
Lady Sailor
You're just saying that because I put my hair up last night. You're such a man.
Timbro / Undertaker
Brought this letter.
Detective Lasalle
Mr.
Timbro / Undertaker
Slate said to give it to you right away.
Slade Shannon
Thanks, King. The man waiting for an answer no.
Timbro / Undertaker
Gave me the letter and scurried into the wild blue yonder.
Slade Shannon
Read this, Sailor.
Lady Sailor
Goodbye, Shannon. Goodbye, dead man. Who gave you this, King?
Timbro / Undertaker
A man I never saw before, lady Sailor.
Slade Shannon
He gave me the letter and scurried into the wild blue yonder. I'll forget it's a new way of collecting bills. Hook me up a hammock on the patio, King. I'm going to sleep, Senor Morel. Without a coat in this high place, you will become sick. The ocean winds eat through your bone. Worried about me, Pedro? You are a man, senor, whose brain molders with his sorrow. And for this a man must crawl before you and other men die. 2. So far. I've killed only two. You delivered the message? Si. To Shannon? To his servant.
Narrator
Good.
Slade Shannon
That's polite. An invitation to death should be polite. If you have no more need of me. No, stay here. I want you to look out at the sea with me. How lovely it is. How calm. And my wife sleeps in it. There, where the moon touches a white crest. How long ago, Pedro? You tell me. How long? Six years. Six years since your wife drowned. You always count the days for me. Tis six years. Six years since you and Shannon, the other two, murdered her. Threw her from the life raft so you filth could live. She was washed over by a wave. How many times must I tell you, madman? The fishing boat was wrecked in a storm. We got into the life raft. We 5. A wave washed her over. We tried to. You think she sleeps in peace, Pedro? I hope so. I've killed two for her. And now there's Shannon. And then there'll be you.
Lady Sailor
Come on, Slate, wake up.
Slade Shannon
Oh, hell.
King / Ray Lebrado
Happy?
Lady Sailor
I know she is. Slate, tell her to go away.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Wake up.
Lady Sailor
That's what you get for sleeping out here in a hammock. It's almost 8 o' clock and the rooster's on the wing. Are you going to wake up? Okay.
King / Ray Lebrado
Hey.
Slade Shannon
Hey, look. What's the matter with you? Going out of your mind? What'd you dump me out of the hammock for? What? Hey, what was that?
Lady Sailor
Get off your back, Slade. Something's happening in the hotel.
King / Ray Lebrado
Mr. Slade.
Timbro / Undertaker
In your room. Quickly.
Lady Sailor
Slate. Look at him.
King / Ray Lebrado
Yeah.
Slade Shannon
Dead. Shot three times. What happened, King?
Timbro / Undertaker
I was fixing breakfast. Mr. Slade heard the shots, ran into your room and saw Mr. Johnson like you see him.
Slade Shannon
Call the police, sailor, and wait around for them.
Lady Sailor
What about you?
Slade Shannon
I'm gonna wake up a lady. Maybe she can tell me why she's a wid.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Oh, good morning, Mr. Shannon. I see you didn't bring my husband with you. Thanks. Come on in.
King / Ray Lebrado
All right.
Slade Shannon
Your husband couldn't come with me, Mrs. Johnson?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I'm having orange juice. Would you like me to squeeze you an orange?
Slade Shannon
Your husband's dead, Junior. Aw, doesn't throw you, huh?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Why should it?
Slade Shannon
I don't know. Crazy custom, I guess. Woman's husband dies. I had the notion women cry about things like that. Dumb.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Me cry for that pig? He chomped his way into his grave. I warned him.
Slade Shannon
He was shot to death. Shot three times.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Well, that's picturesque.
Slade Shannon
Yeah, real romantic. Is this all it does to you, Mrs. Johnson?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
The missus part is only an affectation. Now, if we're going to talk anymore, just call me Rita. All the boys will from now on.
Slade Shannon
Just one more thing. Why should anyone want to kill your husband?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Well, I know why.
Slade Shannon
You want to tell me or the police?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
You're prettier. My husband was killed to make me happy. I'm young, attractive and. Don't. Don't you think I'm attractive?
Slade Shannon
Let's just say you're tall.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
About your size.
Slade Shannon
And now you're gonna be rich. Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Gorgeously rich. Does that interest you? No. Get out of here. Mr. Shannon.
Lady Sailor
Anything else I can do for you, Lasalle?
Detective Lasalle
Let me check my list. We have removed the body of senor John Johnson Jr. Check. We have photographed fingerprints. Check. We have, et cetera. Check. Et cetera. Check.
Narrator
Aha.
Detective Lasalle
This I have not done.
Lady Sailor
Lucky for you I brought it up, huh?
Detective Lasalle
What haven't you done to inform you? To inform Senor Shannon that the instant he puts a foot in his hotelier, he is to take his foot and bring it up to my office to the police.
Lady Sailor
I'll tell him you want the rest of him too, besides his foot.
Detective Lasalle
But the very instant. It is a matter of.
Lady Sailor
I'll tell him.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I'll tell him.
Detective Lasalle
Do not disappoint me, or you're. Shannon. Senorita.
King / Ray Lebrado
Adios.
Timbro / Undertaker
Your pardon for my bumping into your walking body, Senor Pardo. If that one would only throw me his business one day, he would make a name for me. Give me the back of your hand, senorito. I will kiss it for you.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
All right?
Timbro / Undertaker
Delicious.
Lady Sailor
Tasty, huh?
Timbro / Undertaker
Oh, delicious. Delicious. He should come in cans. Senorita, you have just had the honor of being kissed by Timbro. Do you undertake?
Lady Sailor
Give me back my hand.
Timbro / Undertaker
Yeah, take it. This is not what I come for. Please to show me the dead body of a Slade Shannon, and I will take it away and do my utmost to give calm, satisfactory, reasonable service. If you like, we can arrange a layaway plan, small down payment. Anything that you would.
Lady Sailor
Oh, there's the body walking in. Now go collect him.
Timbro / Undertaker
That is Sledgehammen. But he looks like a man who has not yet kicked the bucket. I Can I've been deceived. This is impossible.
Slade Shannon
What's the little man crying for, Sailor? You say something to hurt his feelings.
Lady Sailor
I just proved to him you weren't dead. Broke his heart. Hold out your hand so he can kiss it. Maybe that'll make him feel better.
Slade Shannon
What goes on with you when I'm out, Sailor? Who is this guy?
Lady Sailor
Timbro, the undertaker. You should hear his offer. Give him the pitch, Tiny Tim.
Timbro / Undertaker
But, senor, you are not dead. I have been made up a fool. Somebody called me on the phone. Promise me that you are dead. Promise to give me your business. They promised me. I need the money so badly.
Slade Shannon
I'm sorry, I can't help you. Tiny Tim over there is out.
Timbro / Undertaker
You cannot order me. The man said that you are dead.
Slade Shannon
You go break his heart, too.
Detective Lasalle
Tim.
Timbro / Undertaker
Put me down. Put me down. Well, Teach, you are really a life, huh?
Slade Shannon
My Tiny Tim.
Timbro / Undertaker
We'll report this to the Association. I would have thought.
Lady Sailor
Don't bother to take off your coat, Slate. You've got a date.
Slade Shannon
Guy tells me I'm dead and you want to go dancing.
Lady Sailor
Not me. La Salle. They tell me he's got a bunny hug that'll open your eyes. Let's go try it on, huh?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Sl.
Detective Lasalle
You, senorita, make yourself lovely in my wicker chair. It is my only piece of furniture that becomes you.
Lady Sailor
Ever caught me on a desk? It'd make a peachy police calendar.
Detective Lasalle
In the wicker chair. So that when the fright overtakes you, you can bury your head in its arms, right?
Slade Shannon
What are you talking about, Lasalle?
Detective Lasalle
Just that. And you, senor, you will take it standing up, I presume. Because you imagine yourself an invulnerable man.
Lady Sailor
No, he doesn't. Show him your collection of scars, Slade.
Detective Lasalle
Soon there may be the permanent scar on him, Senorita Duaro. The scar of death.
Lady Sailor
Thanks for putting the wicked chair under me.
Slade Shannon
This your day to play goblin, Lassell. What are you talking about?
Detective Lasalle
Two weeks ago, a man was murdered. A plain man. Juan Rico. A week later, another man was murdered.
Lady Sailor
So you had a couple of good weeks. What's that got to do with Slate?
Detective Lasalle
I will come to it. Four men have been promised death. Two have got it.
Slade Shannon
That murder note someone sent me, it was for real. That's what you're trying to say.
Detective Lasalle
Precisely. The killer of Johnson Jr. Thought it was you sleeping in your own bed. He thought he killed you, Slate. That makes you precisely Two are dead. And there is still a third and a fourth. Walk quietly in Havana, Senor Shannon. The third Death waits for you.
Narrator
Now back to Bold Venture, our stars, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall. And the second act of our story.
Timbro / Undertaker
In Shannon's place, a man lay him down in a bed not his own on face a frown his indigestion to sleep away but he wake with little bullets that come to stay he die in Mr. Shannon's now angered bed make scarlet the pillow with his blood so red. Then police they say eat big mistake not him. But Mr. Shannon is who death should take.
Slade Shannon
Three cheers and a rackety racks for the Havana Police Department turn the back somersault and lead me in a cheer.
Lady Sailor
Sailor, what makes you so sour? Slate, they're trying to save your life.
Slade Shannon
Yeah, but how? They want me to get out of Havana. Maybe I never told you this, Sailor. I'm crazy about Havana.
Lady Sailor
It's only for a little while till they find the murderer. Someone wants you dead. And you want to walk up to him and shake his hand. Because in some rotten port once maybe a girl whispered you were a hero.
Slade Shannon
Correction. In all the rotten ports. I'm not gonna run.
Timbro / Undertaker
It has always been so with him, Lady Sailor. I remember once in Vina del Mar. Suddenly I remember another thing that I have not remembered. This letter came for you, Mr. Slade, while you were at the police.
Slade Shannon
Well, let's see. Just like the other one you handed me, King. The first one. The one that said you've been asking for it.
Narrator
Open it.
Slade Shannon
Look what it says, Sailor. You were once fortunate, Shannon. You will never be again.
Lady Sailor
You going to sit here and wait for it?
Slade Shannon
Slate, you think I'm nuts? I'm going to share it with Lasalle. That's what he's getting paid for, to keep me alive. If you go with me, Sally, you might get hurt.
Lady Sailor
Ain't it always like that, Buster? Let's go.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Yes?
King / Ray Lebrado
Are you Mrs. Johnson?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Was. Why?
King / Ray Lebrado
Would you mind if I came in?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Of course you can come in.
Slade Shannon
I want to look at you.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I'll stand in front of these dressing mirrors and you can look at me four ways, like me.
Slade Shannon
What manner of woman are you?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I don't know. What don't you like about me, Mr. Morel.
Slade Shannon
Charles Morel.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
What do you want, Charlie?
Slade Shannon
I thought to look at you. I thought to see how a woman grieves. And finally to give you my condolences.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Oh, you mean about Fatso getting killed? My husband. Oh, you dear boy.
Slade Shannon
You're not sorry he's dead? The fact that a man pumped three bullets into him leaves you like this.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Dear, dear boy. Fatso had three Bullets in him, huh? Yes, that's right.
Lady Sailor
He did.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
But the papers didn't say so. Dear boy.
Narrator
What?
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
You killed Junior.
Slade Shannon
This is Johnson.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
That's one way you'd know. He was shot three times. You kill him?
Slade Shannon
It was a mistake. I thought he was someone else. I thought he was Slate Shannon.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I don't like that fellow either. You miss Slate Shannon? Charlie. That's a shame.
Slade Shannon
My wife was drowned six years ago. For the first time, I'm looking at another woman.
Detective Lasalle
Looking.
Slade Shannon
I've almost stopped grieving.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
But not quite, because there's still Shannon. Then go away. Come back when your mind's all clear. I'll wait for you.
Detective Lasalle
I cannot do what you ask of me, Shannon. I will not reveal to you the fourth man on the death list.
Slade Shannon
And you know who he is.
Detective Lasalle
See, we know who he is.
Slade Shannon
If you tell me who he is, where he is, maybe we can save each other's life. Maybe he can tell me why someone wants him and me dead. Maybe he can explain about the notes. Why I have to die with guys I never saw before, never knew.
Lady Sailor
That's my slate. Got a in elocution.
Detective Lasalle
Deservedly. Shannon, we do not know where this fourth man is. If we told you his name, you, with your friendships Nirvana, might find him. And because you found him, lead the killer to him. Obviously, the killer knows where you are. For the other man, there is still a chance.
Lady Sailor
And for Slate, a paper Lily, huh?
Detective Lasalle
Oh, we will do our best. Pedro Avarilo.
Slade Shannon
You said something. It sounded like Pedro Avarillo, a pitiful.
Detective Lasalle
Little thief who is hidden away from us by his friends in the barrio because they think we wish to arrest him for snatching purses when all we want is that he should live out his life in comfort for many years in our jails. The barrio shrugs last Spitz and tells us nothing.
Slade Shannon
That's funny. Me, they chew my ears off. Come on, sailor. And thanks, Lasalle. Maybe I can bring us back alive.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Save me, Elma.
Lady Sailor
Oh, my.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
So Mia Moss. My beautiful. Try to put your arms around fat Maria. You won't make it, or he will give me a few shivers.
Slade Shannon
You don't change, Maria.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
You come for a night of dancing. All polkas are on the house for jewels.
Slade Shannon
You haven't had a polka since that Romanian put you on a diet. Now we want Pedro Avarello. You know where he is.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
The police want him too. Maybe I don't give him to you because suddenly you are the color of police.
Lady Sailor
It's true what the police say, Maria. Someone's trying to Kill Pedro. Slate too. Maybe Slate can change that from your lips.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
I believe it. De las Cantinas Hotel is the dirtiest. With the most rats. With the most.
Slade Shannon
Yeah, with Pedro. Let's go open up a new world for him.
King / Ray Lebrado
Sailor. Pedro.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Open up.
Slade Shannon
Pedro. I guess he's not here, Sailor.
Lady Sailor
He's here, huh, Sailor?
Slade Shannon
Looking through keyholes, that's not cricket, girl.
Lady Sailor
He let me look in that chair by the window. See? Paper in his lap, like he fell asleep.
Slade Shannon
Yeah. Pedro, watch out. Sailor, wake up. Pedro, wake up.
Lady Sailor
Slate, look, his back.
Slade Shannon
Yeah. Knife to death. Wait a minute.
Lady Sailor
Let's get out of here.
King / Ray Lebrado
Uh huh. Yeah.
Lady Sailor
Yeah what?
Slade Shannon
I know this guy. Six years ago, I saw this man on a life raft.
Lady Sailor
A life raft?
King / Ray Lebrado
Uh huh.
Slade Shannon
It was an all day deep sea fishing excursion. I was new to Havana, so I went with the tourists. The boat was loaded, about 20 too many people on him. And the storm came up. The boat sank him. Me and a couple of other men wound up in a small rubber life raft. The woman? Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
It is?
Lady Sailor
What is?
Slade Shannon
The woman, she drowned. She got tossed overboard by a wave. We tried to save her, but in that rough sea.
Lady Sailor
What's all this got to do with those killings?
Slade Shannon
That woman, I met her husband at the inquiry. Started to beat on my chest, threatened me, Said the four of us drowned her. I couldn't blame him at the time.
Lady Sailor
And maybe the time is now. Revenge, Is that what you mean?
Slade Shannon
Let's walk around Havana, sailor. Maybe we can find out.
Lady Sailor
Can't we go home now, Slate. We've been walking your van up for five hours.
Slade Shannon
Come on. Turn this corner. Now look over your shoulder. See a man in a straw hat and a cane?
Lady Sailor
No. Wait a minute. Yes. He just came around the same corner we did.
Slade Shannon
Come on.
Lady Sailor
Is he the man who's looking for a Slate? That drowned woman's husband?
Slade Shannon
I don't know. I wouldn't know if I saw him up close.
Lady Sailor
But you saw him at the inquiry.
Slade Shannon
For a bunch. 10 seconds. His face was twisted with grief. It's been six years ago here in this building, sailor.
Lady Sailor
What's in here?
Slade Shannon
An elevator that goes five stories up to a roof. If the guy in the straw hat isn't our boy, we'll get a fine view of Havana Harbor. Someone's got the elevator up on the second floor. Ring the bell and bring it down.
Lady Sailor
Just as long as you let me ring your elevator bells, I'm happy.
Detective Lasalle
Wait.
Narrator
Wait for me.
Slade Shannon
I almost got away from you, Mister. Thank you. Thank you.
Lady Sailor
Floor, please.
Slade Shannon
I don't want to inconvenience you two. You were on this elevator first. Take it wherever you're going. We were going to the top. To the roof.
Detective Lasalle
Why?
Slade Shannon
So was I. To find time to look at the boats all lighted up and the fisherman making port.
Lady Sailor
Yes, it's quite a sight for them that likes it. Third floor. Tots, Clothing, Beanies. Six shooters.
Slade Shannon
Pardon her, mister. It's the altitude. Charming.
King / Ray Lebrado
Charming.
Slade Shannon
Well, here we are.
Lady Sailor
Watch your step. Please.
Slade Shannon
Don't I know you, mister? Indeed you do. Very well. You knew my wife, too. A woman who drowned out there. Out there in the ocean. Couldn't be helped. You all tried to tell me that. The whimperings of dying men. Pedro Avrillo didn't have a chance to whimper. He was stabbed in the back. And you whimper. Whimper. Plead for your life. Shannon. You're the last one.
Lady Sailor
Slade. Watch him. He's got a knife.
Slade Shannon
Come and get me, mister. Whimpers Whimper. Did you hear anything yet, mister?
Narrator
Last one.
Slade Shannon
Watch that blade, sonny. Watch it.
Narrator
Watch it.
Detective Lasalle
Hey.
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Sir.
Slade Shannon
This won't hurt a bit.
Lady Sailor
Stop it, Slade. Or kill him. Slate. What did you want to do, beat him to death?
Slade Shannon
That's insurance, baby. That way I stay alive.
Lady Sailor
Get me out of here.
Slade Shannon
What's the matter? Don't you like the harbor?
Lady Sailor
Just get me out of here.
Slade Shannon
Go home. I'll see this guy meets the cops. Go home. I'll meet you back at Shannon's place.
Lady Sailor
Slate.
Detective Lasalle
What?
Lady Sailor
I just want to tell you how much I like it.
Slade Shannon
No wonder you look good aboard the Bold Venture. I like it, too.
Lady Sailor
Where are you taking me?
Slade Shannon
I'm not taking you anywhere. I'm running across the channel for repairs. The carburetor's coughing.
Lady Sailor
So give it cough medicine. You can fix a carburetor.
Slade Shannon
All right. So I wanted to take a boat ride.
Lady Sailor
Come here, Slate. Close your eyes. That's right. That's why you wanted to take a boat ride, isn't it?
Slade Shannon
You found me out. That makes me a cad.
King / Ray Lebrado
Come here.
Lady Sailor
Be careful, Slate. You're rocking the boat.
Slade Shannon
You crazy? I never rock boats.
Lady Sailor
So a little publicity is going to hurt you. Do it again, Slate.
Narrator
And so our two stars, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, have brought to a close our latest boldventure story. Special music was composed and conducted by David Rowe. May we invite you to listen again next week at this time for another exciting adventure starring Humphrey Bogard and Lauren Bacall together in Bold Venture.
King / Ray Lebrado
Sam.
Narrator
Log entry. The Catch. Scarlet Queen. Philip Carney, master position. 4 degrees, 12 minutes south, 171 degrees 35 minutes west wind, light sky fair remarks left Hull Island Phoenix Group after involvement in tribal beliefs. Reason for involvement Red beard and the bag of pearls. It was a brilliant sun washed afternoon that the puff of cumulus on the horizon ahead slowly raised to show beneath it an indistinct smudge. It darkened as we moved toward it, took on a definite palm tufted outline and finally materialized as the four mile length of Hull Island. Its flat silhouette is broken at its western end by a grove of 80 foot ponds and it's set against a backdrop of water and sky and never ending summer. Gallagher approached me at the wheel as we stood in toward our passage. It was resplendent in a newly grown burning red beard that shone in the sunlight. Hey, Barbarossa. If you can make yourself heard through that eight bell shadow, douse the sails. We'll go in under power.
King / Ray Lebrado
Aye aye, sir.
Narrator
And your jealousy does not throw me. Stand by the ticket and furlong my fin. You'll be better strike for Sunday. We slipped through the passage into the quiet lagoon water and headed toward the small pier that served the copra station of Harris. Fenrick, the man who was to receive the cargo of supplies we had aboard the Scarlet Queen, had company in the unkempt schooner Ransom from Honolulu that was anchored just off the pier. We dropped our hook next to her and in the quiet after we were secure, I heard for the first time the muffled throb of drums from the island. Then I noticed that the man who walked down the pier toward us carried a rifle.
King / Ray Lebrado
I'm glad you finally got here, Captain Carney.
Narrator
Are you Fenrik?
King / Ray Lebrado
No, he's up in the cottage. I'm Ray Lebrado, captain of the schooner.
Narrator
What are the drums?
King / Ray Lebrado
The natives are stored up. Better leave your crew aboard, Captain. But we need you ashore. We think they will attack tonight.
Narrator
And so mutual continues. The Voyage of THE SCARLET QUEEN Written by Gil Dowd and Bob Tallman and starring Elliot Lewis.
King / Ray Lebrado
The Scarlet Queen.
Narrator
Proudest ship to sail the seas, bound for uncharted adventure. Every week a complete entry in the log. And every week a league further in the voyage of the Scarlet Queen. This is my mate, Mr. Gallagher. Captain Labrada.
King / Ray Lebrado
Hello. Hi. Quite a beard you got. Red head.
Narrator
Yeah.
King / Ray Lebrado
It's not bad for a start.
Narrator
Not a story, Captain. What's bothering the natives First?
King / Ray Lebrado
I. I think you better give me your gun. You?
Narrator
What kind of a move is that?
King / Ray Lebrado
I think it's better I took over command here, Henrik. He isn't worth anything. I think it's better If I have all the guns. So nobody don't do any shooting until I want them to.
Narrator
Well, how do you like that? You got the wrong men, Lebrado. We'll sweat this out on the ship on the other side of the reef. Come on. Right here.
King / Ray Lebrado
Wait a minute. Use your heads. I need you on this island. You stay here for help.
Narrator
Here we go.
King / Ray Lebrado
Let's get back.
Narrator
All of Red.
King / Ray Lebrado
What's up, Ray? These guys think I'm kidding. Take that gun.
Narrator
What is this, Red?
King / Ray Lebrado
Don't try nothing now, either one of you.
Narrator
You're just don't have to be tough.
King / Ray Lebrado
Just so it's my way.
Narrator
That rifle. What else? I guess that does it, Ray.
King / Ray Lebrado
Let's be friends now. This is my mate, Morel. We got a thing to do here. Let's pull together.
Narrator
Yeah, I'm not kicking. I like to be shoved around like this. You make friends fast.
King / Ray Lebrado
You guys, maybe this don't mean a thing. But I got to know you're all right when I talk to you. Come on. We go up to the cottage.
Narrator
There were two more men in the main room of the cottage. We entered. One who ignored us as we came in. Wore seamen's clothes and a belted automatic. The other sitting stiffly in a wicker chair. I took for Harris Fenrick, a slight, graying man with a purplish bruise covering the left side of his face from temple to chin. And a look for a Brato that mixed fear and hate.
King / Ray Lebrado
Sit down. This is Thorpe from my crew. And he's Fenrik. He don't talk much.
Narrator
With that face he doesn't have to.
King / Ray Lebrado
I'll talk when it's the time. Shut up.
Narrator
You go.
King / Ray Lebrado
What's coming to him? I came in here without food stores or fuel for my auxiliary. This guy turned me down when I want to buy from him.
Narrator
These Phoenix islanders haven't been at war for 50 years. What's got them riled up?
King / Ray Lebrado
These pearls. That's right. Plenty of them. They'll go $40,000 on skin. I won't fight you for them. Give me a match. Light your own, Burrell. Match ye. Now, let's get one thing settled between you and me. And Curly Locks with the fire whiskers.
Narrator
There, blow that smoke in my face.
King / Ray Lebrado
Like us don't come down to these islands for the worthy. You're carrying cargo for money. I'm pearling for money. We see eye to eye on it now.
Narrator
Yeah, I think I can figure that one out.
King / Ray Lebrado
I got these pearls just like every other pearl in the business. I anchor over the bed. I got them in the Gilberts on a shelf between Barrow and Nicoawa. It's simple enough.
Narrator
I don't care where you got them. What are you driving at?
King / Ray Lebrado
That bed. The Gilbert Tees think nobody should dive there. It's sacred. They bury their warriors there for, I don't know, maybe four or five hundred years, maybe more. I don't know.
Narrator
You mean these are Gilbert Seas out here with the drum? They follow you all the way over here?
King / Ray Lebrado
That's right. More of them come every day. The market wants these pearls. I should throw them back Just because these Kanakas get some crazy ideas?
Narrator
You break a taboo, you're asking for trouble. You asked for it, now you got it.
King / Ray Lebrado
That's all right. I got the pearls, too. I'll fix these boys they bought me last night when I was there. Take off my native crew, cut my sails and then my running rigging. Draw the lines in blocks over the side. It's good. I don't sail for a long time. I come all the way here two days ago on my engine and this Fenrick won't help me get repaired so I can get out of here because I'd ruin everything I built here if I did. My workers are. Gilbert, too. He wanted to force them on.
Narrator
Shut up, Henrik.
King / Ray Lebrado
You ain't talking. Remember now, Carney, you got any extra gear and canvas I could buy from you?
Narrator
No, none that I can spare.
King / Ray Lebrado
Too bad you say that. I hope you like shooting, Kanaka. I don't.
Narrator
Especially when it's your kind of fight.
King / Ray Lebrado
You'll get plenty chance. As far as they're concerned, you're fighting on my side no matter what you do. They saw you come in. They got it all figured out. How you came to help me get away. This is your fight, too.
Narrator
Now.
King / Ray Lebrado
You'll find out what I mean.
Narrator
It didn't take long to find out. The sun dropped into the west and soon after half its circle had sunk into the horizon. Lebrato's crewman, Burrell, standing at the window. Hey, Lebron called out the warning. They're moving out there. Coming this way.
King / Ray Lebrado
A whole gang of them. All right, back we go. Meet them outside. Bring a rifle. Thorpe or El, you watch Redbeard. Okay.
Narrator
Labrado's automatic pushed Fenrick and me out the door and off the veranda. There must have been a hundred or more trickling tortoise through the neat rows of palms. We're wearing full tribal gear and paint, carrying war clubs and short spears. There wasn't a long range weapon in the crowd, they stopped at the edge of the grove. Tall, erect native stepped to the front and raised his hand to us. His headdress was a little higher, his paint a little gaudier, and he was weaponless.
King / Ray Lebrado
What did he say, Fenrik? The truth I want. He says that he has seen the spirit omen and he comes in peace. He's a kinky headed liar. What was that? He says the spirit omen will protect him. He will walk into our house with the spirit omen at his side. He will return a victor to his island Beju, where the spirit omen once lived.
Narrator
He's coming, Librato.
King / Ray Lebrado
Let him come. Give him five steps more and then show them we mean business.
Narrator
Hey, wait a minute.
Lady Sailor
No.
King / Ray Lebrado
Go ahead, Tor Prado.
Narrator
Don't let him shoot.
King / Ray Lebrado
Go ahead, Torp. Get that native. You stupid. You lunk heads.
Narrator
You shot the chief.
King / Ray Lebrado
Watch it. Here comes another one.
Narrator
You crazy fool. He's just going to pick up the chief. They're going away. What more do you want?
King / Ray Lebrado
Well, Carney, how do you like the way we fight now? It's great.
Narrator
You and these smoke crazy hands of yours have got real guts. That was a tough assignment. That native who didn't even have a slingshot.
King / Ray Lebrado
Come on, we go inside and talk or else you and Thor bring Curdilocks in. We'll bring him. Ellen, Carney, move ahead. Your tooth. Henrik, inside. Take that chair there. Connie.
Narrator
Don't bother being nice. I'd like you better the other way.
King / Ray Lebrado
What's America, Arnie? We're in this together, huh?
Narrator
Together.
King / Ray Lebrado
Sure gonna be tough from now on. Since we killed that chief, they waste a few kanakas and use up our ammunition. They wait long enough, they starve us out. Lazy monkeys. They got plenty of time. I think we better get off of this island, don't you?
Narrator
We?
King / Ray Lebrado
Oh, yeah.
Narrator
You mean you and Borel and Thorpe. We all go together on my ship, huh?
King / Ray Lebrado
Sure. You say you don't have any spare gear or canvas. And anyway, I don't think we got time now to make repairs on my ship. I'll pay our passage to Borneo and you don't lose.
Narrator
Why don't you stop? I kick myself from here to Sydney before I get sucked into a deal like that. I sign out as a galley slave to that dead chief survivors before I'd help you get out of here on my ship.
King / Ray Lebrado
All right, Connie, you keep making money.
Narrator
You lay off. I'm gonna catch you without that automatic.
King / Ray Lebrado
Before this is over. All right, Brett.
Narrator
I'd rather be slugged Than talked to by this louse.
King / Ray Lebrado
Maybe you get both, Connie. You and your. Me too. Gave you a chance. I'm through trying to make sense with you. Yeah? What have you got? Getting dark out there.
Narrator
It looks like the grove out in front's crawling with Kanakis.
King / Ray Lebrado
Oh, if you go, send God to the door. I'll watch these guys.
Lady Sailor
Move.
Narrator
Over there.
King / Ray Lebrado
Fenrik, you're too. Carney, over by your mate. It's him, all right.
Narrator
They're coming out of the grove. Then open up.
King / Ray Lebrado
Fools. If we got targets firing, slow them up. When they get too close, we leave from the back window. Any of them back there, we can shoot our way through. We leave these three here for them.
Narrator
They're too close, Lebron.
King / Ray Lebrado
They won't stop. Keep firing. It's no use.
Narrator
Come on. Let's don't wait any longer.
King / Ray Lebrado
We go out to North Rim. They can have these three in payment for their chief.
Narrator
After they'd gone through the window, we just had time to get to our feet before the flood of natives rolled into the cottage. We backed to the wall, but the swarm of brown bodies smothered us like soldier ants covering the carcass of a mouse. I was pulled from the wall and lost. Gallagher and Fenrick. Then I was looking into a brown vermilion dab face. I caught the flash of a polished war club over my head and saw the lips in front of me pull away from a set of blackened teeth. And then I seem to explode upward to meet the descending club. The first thing that came back to me was the difference in sound. It was raining. I got my eyes open. The room swam into focus. I stumbled to my feet. One chair had been knocked over. Beyond it, on the floor, lay Harris. Fenrick. When I looked around, I couldn't find Red. He was gone.
King / Ray Lebrado
Red. Red. What?
Narrator
Henrik. Henrik. Wait a minute. I'll get some water. All right. Come on, Fenri.
King / Ray Lebrado
Come on, Connie. You're all right.
Narrator
Come on, Fenri. Get yourself together.
King / Ray Lebrado
My head.
Narrator
Yeah, I know it's bad. I'm doing the best I can. Fenrick. Listen. Gallagher is gone. The natives took him.
King / Ray Lebrado
They took him.
Narrator
Do you understand me?
King / Ray Lebrado
Yes, Captain. Are you sure they took him?
Narrator
What else? They caught us here. Now he's gone.
King / Ray Lebrado
I couldn't have been Lebrado or the others.
Narrator
You mean they took him to pay for their chief?
King / Ray Lebrado
That is their custom, Captain Kearney. The spirit of one of the enemy who dies while looking at the dead chief will be the slave of the Gilberti spirit in their hero.
Narrator
Never mind all that. How much time have I got?
King / Ray Lebrado
A few hours, perhaps.
Narrator
Where are they?
King / Ray Lebrado
Captain, I know the hopelessness of anything you would attempt. You yourself would be killed. I'm afraid I must refuse to answer any more of your questions. Where are they? I'm sorry, Captain. Would you send me to my desk?
Narrator
But I'll make them understand that he's the wrong man.
King / Ray Lebrado
You couldn't. Any man from the enemy village. We're all enemies since Lebrado was among us.
Narrator
Come on, Fenric, before I shake it out of you. Where would they take.
King / Ray Lebrado
I'm sorry, Captain, whatever you. Connie. Use your head, Labrado. After all this, you come back to do more? Sure, sure, I come back. Why not with the same. 45? In case Carney gets too brave.
Narrator
Have it ready, Labrado. When you need it, you're gonna need it in a hurry.
King / Ray Lebrado
It is ready. Why don't you wake up, Carney? Your mate is gone with the Kanakas. What can you do? Use your head. Go with me to your ship now so we can get off this island.
Narrator
Drop it.
King / Ray Lebrado
I pay your passage in advance.
Narrator
You're just making me sick. Drop it.
King / Ray Lebrado
Get sore.
Narrator
Pull the trigger. Do something. But quit trying to sell me that deal.
King / Ray Lebrado
All right. You stay on the island then. With you it would be easy. You think we can't leave on your ship without you? We handled cruise like that before. We'll make it all right.
Narrator
You might at that for a few days.
King / Ray Lebrado
It's a good try, Carney. I promise you that. Now that you give me your ship, I tell you where the Kanakas take your main. Why don't you just shoot him? You know what you're doing to him by telling him? Sure I know. I fix it so the captain can bend over three sharp bamboo stakes. Two for the belly, one for the heart, while a big kanaka, he pushes him down from behind. Go through the grove, Carney. South of there, you'll find his grub forest. After you go through 300 yards, you look low underneath, maybe see their fire. Maybe you'll get there in time to see how the three stakes look in your mate. You're happy now? Yeah.
Narrator
And I don't want to spoil it by forgetting you got that gun. Get out of here, Librado. I can't stay away from you. Get out of here, Librado.
King / Ray Lebrado
Sure, Carney. Don't make me sad to get out of here.
Narrator
Captain. Car's all right, Frederick.
King / Ray Lebrado
But your ship. Why not go with him and try.
Narrator
To save at least that?
King / Ray Lebrado
He's ruined what I've built. And now for a hopeless search. You let him put an end to what you have.
Narrator
That's enough, Fenrik.
Detective Lasalle
Maybe you're right.
Narrator
Maybe I should have gone. I couldn't.
King / Ray Lebrado
Not yet.
Narrator
I followed the beach. I walked the 200 yards, then started dropping to the ground every 10ft or so to look under the heavy foliage for a flicker of flame. I covered half of the next hundred, squatted low for a few minutes, my soaked clothes sticking coolly to my body. The movement of a figure on the beach ahead caught my eye. All my attention focused on it. Not for long, but long enough to dull me to the movement behind me. Make a short rush. I have turned to meet one of them. The other one stayed behind me, and a loop settled around my throat. I struggled until I was blinded by the flashes in my eyes. The noose relaxed as soon as I stopped. Hand in my back pushed me in the direction the native behind me wanted me to go. I stumbled ahead, along an unseen passage through the scrub. I entered the uneven circle of light spreading from a number of fires fighting against the rain. I looked up at a wall of stony, silent faces, and my natives pulled me to a halt. I made myself look at the ground, forced my eyes to stay on a triangle of stiletto sharp stakes that gleamed wetly in the fire. My guard took my shoulder. The noose slipped off. Then he turned me away from the stake, pushed me forward toward the wall of natives. An aisle split the crowd. I was guided through it. I made the first six feet on the other side. Then I stopped. Fire on this side was bigger, flames leaping cheerfully higher than my head, forming a curtain that I could see vaguely through, only vaguely, and I still couldn't believe what I thought I saw.
King / Ray Lebrado
Yeah. Oh, he.
Narrator
I moved around the fire, and I had to believe it because I heard it. No, this is not the killer of that chief. Fine.
King / Ray Lebrado
Up.
Narrator
Gallagher. Not impaled on stakes, but seated on a chair of sorts, his bright red beard glowing in the firelight and a shelter of palm leaves protecting, protecting him from the rain. The rest of us stood in. He looked at me coolly, then gestured idly with two fingers on his right hand.
King / Ray Lebrado
White man sent to me. Well, then I speak to the white man. Then we find the killer of their chief.
Narrator
And now you know me. I'm a big gun around here, and if I like you, I might save your life. I went stumbling around here, figuring maybe I'd save yours. What the devil's going on? My beard and my coloring, right? Yeah. They saw me come Ashore. And then they dragged me out of that cottage and made a big shot out of me. Before I could congratulate myself, they got a legend that a guy with a beard and hair like I'm sporting floated.
King / Ray Lebrado
Into Beirut island in the Gilberts three or 400 years ago and he turned.
Narrator
Into quite a leading light. They think I'm him, come back to save their pearls. Make your maggot.
King / Ray Lebrado
I hope so, because if I don't.
Narrator
That's why I had them out there waiting for you. I knew you'd get on this trail sometime. Lebrado and his hands were on their way to take over the Queen when I left. The Queen. What's the matter with you, skipper? How'd you let him get away with that? All the artillery? I didn't even have you. I don't think they'll risk the reef with this rain cutting visibility. Well, we better take a stab at it quick. Catch them while they're at anchor. Can you get some helpers?
King / Ray Lebrado
Can I?
Narrator
All I gotta do is wag this beard. How many you want? 50, 100, or the whole blaster pack? 20 of the best swimmers, that's great.
King / Ray Lebrado
But being what I am, I'll have to outswim them or admit that I'm human. Watch my beard, skipper. I'll show you how it's done.
Narrator
Stand by.
King / Ray Lebrado
Tell them this.
Narrator
I demand 20 swimmers.
King / Ray Lebrado
They must be strong and silent and filled with fire. When they are ready, we will go and get the pearls. The one who took them from the burial bed and the two killers of their chief, Matangi.
Narrator
Hey, you're all right, Red. You got that immortal attack. This is the life for you. Yeah.
King / Ray Lebrado
Yeah, it's fine.
Narrator
But that other Joe, he married eight wives.
King / Ray Lebrado
You should see what I've been through, dodging that.
Narrator
That honor. Well, you tell him you got a scarlet queen. That just sets off your beard. That's woman enough for you.
King / Ray Lebrado
Believe me, skipper, I'll be glad to get her back.
Narrator
An hour later, Gallagher and I had led our 20 natives to the edge of the lagoon a safe distance away from the pier and stripped down the dungarees. We slipped into the water, stroked silently with our arms. Submerged with only our heads breaking the surface, we reached the queen, rested on the port side. We found both Thorpe and Borell standing watch on deck. According to plan. I submerged, swam under the keel in the starboard side, waited there for the disturbance that was to take them to port so I could board. I didn't hear the sound, but I saw Thorpe's head lift and Swing toward it. I was halfway over the rail by the time they started to move and I was behind them. As they reached the rail, I dropped to the deck and lifted their feet. First, Thorpe. They were fished out by waiting brown arms. That quieted their struggling and started towing them to shore. Gallagher came aboard. We didn't wait to. We went after him. He was sitting on the edge of my bunk, idly picking an untrimmed thumbnail. When he saw us, his mouth dropped open. He lunged to his feet and his hand streaked toward the automatic at his waist.
King / Ray Lebrado
Hey, what the devil.
Narrator
Without the gun this time. LeBron go. I take his gun.
Mrs. Johnson / Rita
Right.
Narrator
I'll take him.
King / Ray Lebrado
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Narrator
I don't know what to do without that automatic in your fist, do you?
King / Ray Lebrado
Look brighter.
Narrator
You don't like it when you're unarmed like that native cheese. I don't think you knew what else to do with a guy who had enough guts to walk up to you and your two rifle. You don't understand guts, do you? Scares you to death when you see them in somebody else. Don't rich enough. I'm quite a dangerous. All right, now get up. All right, I got him.
King / Ray Lebrado
What's this?
Narrator
He fell out of his shirt.
King / Ray Lebrado
That's the pearls.
Narrator
Randy, you bring them. We'll give both the pearls and librato to our friend.
King / Ray Lebrado
Honey, don't let those baby wounds get. Shut up. Librato.
Lady Sailor
Please.
King / Ray Lebrado
Please don't. Don't let them get me.
Narrator
All right, Gallagher, be the big chief. Hand the pearls over to your loyal subjects. Right, skipper. Hey, you.
King / Ray Lebrado
Here catch. Carney. What are you gonna do?
Timbro / Undertaker
Hey, down there.
King / Ray Lebrado
No, Cardy. Your mighty red God has another gift for.
Narrator
The rain let up, and through a rift in the clouds, the moon shot a spotlight that shone on a triangle of palms ashore. They gleamed wetly in the silver light, and they reminded me of the triangle of glistening stiletto sharp stakes that were now waiting for Lebrado. I went in to clean myself up before I hit the sack. By 1:30 the next day, we discharged Fenrick's cargo and left Hull island basking in the sun, peacefully once more richer for the unkempt schooner Ransom from Honolulu. With the white curl of surfon coral dropping astern, I cut the motor and red roared the crew into action.
King / Ray Lebrado
Invade to make sail.
Narrator
It was a meek equatorial breeze that flowed in on our starboard quarter. But the crewmen jumped to their stations as though it was the wind they'd waited for all their lives. It was the holiday wind that we'd ride to Christmas. No snow or holly wreaths, no sleigh bells or shopping lists. But we'd be one up on the world. We'd celebrate the holiday on Christmas Island. The mainsail blossomed into the air. The jibs and the mizzen swung across my head and its expanse went to work. The Scarlet Queen, unimpressed by the meager wind she was getting, settled lazily on her course and nestled into the long blue green swells that stretched endlessly ahead.
King / Ray Lebrado
Hey, skipper, I got something to show you.
Narrator
How are you, almighty bearded one?
King / Ray Lebrado
Prior to the Gilbert Islands? Yeah.
Timbro / Undertaker
You.
King / Ray Lebrado
You think it's a gag, huh?
Narrator
Look at here.
King / Ray Lebrado
Look. The Pacific Islands handbook page once again.
Narrator
Go ahead, go ahead. Read, read.
King / Ray Lebrado
Look at that.
Narrator
The Spanish explorer Manana was in these waters in 1567, and it's believed that he may have cited the Gilbert Group. That's my outfit, yeah. Strong native tradition has it that between 1550 and 1600, a man with white skin, red hair and red beard came ashore at the island of Beirut. Gilberts in a boat like a box. In a famished condition, he recovered, took as wives the eight sisters of a local chief and had 23 children whose descendants are now scattered throughout 14 of the 16 Gilbert Islands. He may have come from Mendan's ship.
King / Ray Lebrado
How do you like that? It's right there for anybody to read.
Narrator
Oh, Red, it's a great beard. But with the name Gallagher, it somehow doesn't point back to a Spanish expression.
King / Ray Lebrado
Explorer. Yeah, yeah. Well, funnier things have happened.
Narrator
And besides, it worked, didn't it? We got out of there with your loyal subjects pushing eight wives at you. You had to get out. Had to defend yourself, Red, just like you said.
King / Ray Lebrado
I told him I had a scarlet queen.
Narrator
That just set off my beard.
King / Ray Lebrado
Here, skipper. To the Queen. Yeah.
Narrator
After what she got you out of. To the Queen. After you, mate. After you. Log entry. The catch. Scarlet Queen, 5:30pm Wind light. Sky fair with cumulus on eastern horizon. Sea calm with low swell. Ship secure for night Sign. Philip Carney, Master.
King / Ray Lebrado
Mutual, invites you to.
Narrator
Sail into further adventure on the Voyage of the Scarlet Queen. Next week at this same time, Porto.
King / Ray Lebrado
Call Christmas island the Voyage of the Scarlet Queen.
Narrator
Queen stars Elliot Lewis as Phil Kearney with Ed Max as Gallagher. And tonight featured Jack Petruzzi as Labrado with Herb Butterfield as Fenrick and Dave Young as Borrell. Music scored and conducted by Richard Orant. The Scarlet Queen, a Command Radio production is written by Gil Dowd and Bob Tolman.
King / Ray Lebrado
This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.
Relic Radio Host
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Episode Title: Bold Venture and Scarlet Queen
Date: October 28, 2025
Host: RelicRadio.com
This episode of The Relic Radio Show resurrects two audio treasures from the golden age of radio:
Both stories are packed with classic adventure, witty dialogue, and suspense that showcase why old time radio still “stands the test of time.”
A murder at Shannon’s hotel leads Slade Shannon and Lady Sailor into a web of revenge, mistaken identity, and unresolved guilt tracing back to a tragic maritime incident years before.
Mysterious Collapse
The Threatening Letter
Murder and an Uncaring Widow
Investigation and Police Warnings
Comic Relief: Timbro, the Undertaker
Unraveling the Past
Confrontation on the Rooftop
Climactic Struggle and Resolution
Captain Philip Carney learns that ancient taboos and modern greed collide when he and his crew are swept into violence over a cache of stolen pearls—and his mate’s flaming red beard sparks unexpected local mythology.
Arrival at Hull Island
The Hostile Welcome
Siege and Betrayal
Native Justice and Gallager’s Ascendancy
Reclaiming the Scarlet Queen
Departure and Mythic Afterglow
This episode offers vintage thrills and humor:
Original wit, gritty repartee, and pulpy suspense shine, making these golden age radio journeys as rich as ever.
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