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Patrolman Callahan
This is the Relic radio show, Old
Narrator
time radio entertainment still standing the test of time from relicradio.com. This is your radio novel. Hello and a cordial welcome to another radio novel. Our story, 64th Street Safari is about a rookie Irish policeman who found himself the hunted instead of the hunter. One of the people on his trail was a beautiful young woman who just wouldn't let him alone. And now to our radio novel 64th Street Safari. I'm sure a great many people have been laboring under the impression that the life of a patrolman in a big city is one of constant high pitched excitement. Speeding after gangsters, rescuing fair maiden, bossing people around. Sorry to disillusion these people, but the life of the policeman can be just as routine and dull as that of any other man. Most of the time they walk and walk or they ride and ride down and around the same streets day after day. You can get tired of seeing the same people, the same cracks in the sidewalks and hearing the same foolish questions as one A.A. callahan, rookie patrolman. Found out.
Patrolman Callahan
Hey there. What? You having trouble? I know how it is. I can never open a door with an arm full of bundles myself. Yeah, It's a hide. Where's your key?
Narrator
What?
Patrolman Callahan
Your key.
Lieutenant
Oh.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, yeah.
Mike
Here.
Patrolman Callahan
How's that? Thanks. Glad to help.
Narrator
Well, good night.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, just a minute.
Gangster / Thug
Yeah?
Patrolman Callahan
You dropped your newspaper. Keep it. Well, thanks. As long as you're finished with it.
Narrator
Good night,
Patrolman Callahan
Tall one Mike.
Mike
Not while you're on duty and you know it.
Patrolman Callahan
Now I'm too busy being friendly to argue with you. Besides, I'm off duty.
Mike
All right.
Patrolman Callahan
And don't give me a glass full of foam.
Mike
You're paying for it. There. Why are you so friendly about it?
Patrolman Callahan
Orders. Lieutenant's orders.
Mike
Oh, sure. Odd. The lieutenant knows you better than you know yourself. It's about time you took that.
Patrolman Callahan
He was talking to all of us,
Mike
he was so friendly. You are what's in the news.
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah, same old stuff. That nightclub holed up last week.
Mike
Ain't they found out Logsdon yet?
Patrolman Callahan
Will you shut up? Let me read my paper.
Mike
They know who he is. And still the whole force. Campfire.
Patrolman Callahan
If I was a detective, which you'll never be, I could find this Logston.
Mike
Oh, you could, couldn't.
Patrolman Callahan
I know right where to look.
Mike
Listen.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, I could.
Mike
Oh, what a laugh.
Patrolman Callahan
I could find him in a week.
Mike
What week?
Patrolman Callahan
I'm not so dumb.
Mike
You're dumb enough. Here's your beer.
Patrolman Callahan
I got on the force, didn't I? Thanks.
Mike
They made a mistake in the exam.
Patrolman Callahan
Could you pass them?
Mike
Sure I could.
Patrolman Callahan
Anytime. Dumb cluck. I won't argue with you. Oh, no? Well, is there you a cop? I won't argue with you.
Mike
You know I'm right. I always.
Patrolman Callahan
Not once.
Mike
Every time.
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah, you loafer.
Mike
Look who's talking.
Patrolman Callahan
I won't argue with you.
Mike
Who's arguing? Want me to put a head on it?
Patrolman Callahan
Nah, I gotta get home. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Mike. Tomorrow I'll be here. How much?
Mike
A thin dime.
Gangster / Thug
Hey, you.
Patrolman Callahan
Hey, copper, be friendly. They tell me you want me.
Gangster / Thug
Yeah. Well, how would you like to take a little trip?
Patrolman Callahan
Trip? Where to?
Gangster / Thug
Wherever you want to go. Florida, California, Cuba.
Patrolman Callahan
What's the joke?
Gangster / Thug
No joke. How about it?
Patrolman Callahan
Now you run along home, mister. Sleep's good for things like that.
Gangster / Thug
You don't want to go?
Patrolman Callahan
I'd like a pretty new car, too.
Gangster / Thug
Maybe you can have it.
Patrolman Callahan
What's on your mind, anyway?
Gangster / Thug
Here, present for you. Huh? Thousand bucks, cash in small bills.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, what's it for?
Gangster / Thug
For you, chum.
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah?
Gangster / Thug
To take that trip on.
Patrolman Callahan
I'm not taking any trip.
Gangster / Thug
Sure you're. You just said so.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, I did?
Gangster / Thug
The money talked for you.
Patrolman Callahan
Why should I take a trip?
Gangster / Thug
Maybe you'll need a rest.
Patrolman Callahan
Now, wait a minute.
Gangster / Thug
Yeah?
Patrolman Callahan
You sure you got the right guy?
Gangster / Thug
Oh, you're the one, chum.
Patrolman Callahan
Fellas look a lot alike when they're in uniform.
Gangster / Thug
I got the right one.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Well?
Patrolman Callahan
Well, chum, I don't know what it's for, but I don't take bribes. Now you beat it.
Gangster / Thug
Oh, you don't want to make a mistake.
Patrolman Callahan
I'm making no mistake. And you're gonna get in trouble if you go around trying to bribe policemen.
Gangster / Thug
You're in trouble already if you don't make that trip, chum.
Patrolman Callahan
I'm staying right here. Now beat it before I think of a reason to run you in.
Gangster / Thug
All right, if that's the way you want it. Nice to have known you.
Patrolman Callahan
On your way, Mac.
Gangster / Thug
Okay.
Narrator
Callahan started for his room on 64th Street. As he walked, he tried to figure it out. He mentally checked back on his beat to see if he'd heard about any dice games that might want protection. No, he couldn't think of one. He couldn't think of a store or building owner who needed a thousand dollars worth of silence. It was when he was almost to the brownstone where he lived, when he felt that there was somebody on the street behind him. It was late and the street was practically deserted. He stopped and turned, but he could see no one. He started to Walk again. Then he could hear the steps behind him echoing in the empty street. He was being tailed, all right. He walked to the next corner, turned around the building quickly and waited.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, what's the idea?
Anne
What idea?
Patrolman Callahan
Why are you following me?
Anne
Following you?
Patrolman Callahan
Now, don't act innocent.
Anne
Why would I follow you?
Patrolman Callahan
That I don't know.
Anne
You're not that happy.
Patrolman Callahan
Now, never mind the jokes.
Anne
Will you let me buy, please?
Patrolman Callahan
Not until I get a civil answer.
Anne
Don't make me call for help.
Patrolman Callahan
Now, look, lady, I'm a cop.
Anne
If you want, maybe you can arrest me for molesting an officer.
Patrolman Callahan
Wouldn't that look nice in the precinct?
Dorothy Smith
Plotter.
Anne
Shall we go?
Patrolman Callahan
I won't argue with you. Now, I live across the street. I'll go in and you go home and we'll forget the whole thing. Good night, miss.
Gangster / Thug
Look out.
Patrolman Callahan
What?
Anne
You all right?
Patrolman Callahan
Sure. What?
Paul Martin
Heard you.
Patrolman Callahan
Learn to tackle like that. Not at Vassar.
Anne
I'm betting that car would have hit you.
Patrolman Callahan
He didn't miss by much. Did you get his number?
Anne
I couldn't see it.
Patrolman Callahan
That's the first thing you should always look for.
Anne
Well, he didn't have his lights on.
Patrolman Callahan
No lights? Streets ain't safe for anybody what with these fellows who drink and drive and forget to turn on their lights.
Anne
He swerved to this side of the street deliberately, he did. Right toward you.
Patrolman Callahan
You mean he tried to hit me?
Anne
He would have if I hadn't played football.
Mike
Well,
Patrolman Callahan
thanks. Thanks.
Lieutenant
Well, Officer?
Patrolman Callahan
Callahan, sir.
Lieutenant
Yes, Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
I. I had some unusual things happen to me, sir, and I thought I better report them to you.
Lieutenant
Go on.
Patrolman Callahan
When I went off duty last night, a fellow offered me $1,000. To get out of town?
Lieutenant
Yes.
Patrolman Callahan
He didn't say what the bribe was for. Just wanted me to take a trip.
Lieutenant
No, cover up for anything. Gambling, vice.
Patrolman Callahan
That's what I thought, sir, but there's nothing like that on my beat. And then after I started home, a girl followed me.
Lieutenant
A girl followed you?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
What's your way with women, Callahan?
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, it wasn't that at all, sir. Then when I crossed the street, s fellow in a car tried to run me down.
Lieutenant
Did you get his number?
Patrolman Callahan
No, sir. It was.
Lieutenant
Don't you men ever remember instructions?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir, but.
Lieutenant
Get the license number. If you're dying, get the license number first.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
We can't trace the car without the license.
Patrolman Callahan
What do you make of it, sir?
Lieutenant
Make of it? What am I supposed to make of it?
Patrolman Callahan
I thought it was kind of strange, that's all.
Lieutenant
Wait a minute. Aren't you the Callahan who's been pestering me with applications for the detective squad?
Patrolman Callahan
I. Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
I see. Did anyone see this car that tried to run you down?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir, the girl.
Lieutenant
And did anyone see the girl?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir, I saw her.
Lieutenant
Anyone besides you?
Patrolman Callahan
I mean, there was no one else on the street.
Mike
Mm.
Lieutenant
And the man you say tried to bribe you, no one else saw him either, did they?
Patrolman Callahan
No, I. I just come out of Mike's Bar.
Lieutenant
Now we're getting someplace. Mike's Bar and Grill.
Patrolman Callahan
There's nothing wrong with Mike's place, sir. I've known wrong for years.
Lieutenant
You know the regulations.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, I was off duty, sir.
Lieutenant
How many drinks did you have?
Patrolman Callahan
Just a small beer.
Lieutenant
Just a small beer. You've got a good imagination, Callahan. But the gag won't work.
Patrolman Callahan
There's no gag.
Lieutenant
Why in sin would all that happen to a simple headed patrolman like you? And in one night, too?
Patrolman Callahan
Now, that's just what I'd like to know. Get out.
Lieutenant
Get out.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Narrator
Callahan got out fast, figuring it was of no use to make the lieutenant angrier than he was. Later on that night, on his beat, while he was trying the doors along the business section, he got the feeling again. It was like his own footsteps were being echoed by the buildings. But the echo wasn't at the same speed. It continued down into the warehouse district. Callahan was getting annoyed. It was probably that girl again. And he turned to stop her when bullets hit the wall. Right where Callahan would have been if he hadn't turned back suddenly. They'd come from the alleyway across the street. Rookie. Callahan ran up the street and crossed, throwing two snap shots into the dark slot between the buildings. Then he slid along the building wall toward the alley. He figured he was dealing with loft thieves and his shots had scared them off. Then when he started to slide across the edge into the shadows, two more shots came. Callahan triggered at the orange flashes and heard a grunt. Then everything was quiet. He pulled out his flashlight and walked back into the alley. The same man who had offered him the thousand dollars was lying on the concrete with blood in his face. Callahan phoned in the details from the call box on the corner. He waited there till the prowl car came up. It was the lieutenant himself.
Lieutenant
Oh, it's you.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Loft robbery.
Patrolman Callahan
I didn't check, sir.
Lieutenant
Why not?
Patrolman Callahan
Regulations, sir. They.
Lieutenant
Never mind. Never mind. Where's the one you shot?
Patrolman Callahan
Over here, sir, in the alley.
Lieutenant
Caught him in the act, huh?
Patrolman Callahan
No, sir. He shot at me first.
Gangster / Thug
Huh?
Patrolman Callahan
I was on the other side of the street. And this.
Lieutenant
Where's the body?
Patrolman Callahan
It's back this way.
Lieutenant
So he just suddenly shot at you?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Now, you tell me why, if you hadn't spotted them, they'd shoot at you.
Mike
Well?
Patrolman Callahan
Well, what, sir?
Lieutenant
Where's the body?
Patrolman Callahan
Why, right here.
Lieutenant
Right where?
Patrolman Callahan
Well, was there on the pavement near the wall?
Mike
Mm.
Lieutenant
Not even a blood stain.
Patrolman Callahan
He must not have been dead. Evidently he looked a mess, sir.
Lieutenant
I figured, sure, maybe there never was a body here. Well, let's get out of here. Now, lieutenant, I thought I warned you about any more gags.
Patrolman Callahan
There was a body, sir. The girl was following me, and when I turned.
Lieutenant
So the girl's still following you, huh?
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Then where is she?
Patrolman Callahan
She. She disappeared right after the shooting.
Lieutenant
Why do they let lame brains like you on the force? I don't know.
Patrolman Callahan
It's the truth.
Lieutenant
So help me, Callahan, this is going to cost you a suspension. You'll be lucky if it isn't permanent. Come on, Frankie, let's get back to the station.
Patrolman Callahan
Now we'll see
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
you.
Patrolman Callahan
Quit following me, will you?
Anne
Let me go now.
Patrolman Callahan
Out with it. What's the idea?
Anne
There isn't any idea. Will you please let go of my arm?
Patrolman Callahan
You're not getting away this time.
Dorothy Smith
I.
Anne
Maybe I don't want to.
Patrolman Callahan
Now. Why wasn't you here when I talked with the lieutenant?
Anne
It wasn't important.
Patrolman Callahan
Important? You just cost me a suspension, that's all.
Anne
I'm sorry.
Patrolman Callahan
Sorry. Come on.
Anne
Where are we going?
Patrolman Callahan
To the station. You're gonna talk to the lieutenant.
Anne
What good will that do?
Patrolman Callahan
You saw the shooting back there, didn't you?
Anne
Yes.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, it'll change a few things for me if you tell the lieutenant.
Anne
But I won't tell anybody what I saw. Now, lady, I can't seem to remember anything about it.
Patrolman Callahan
And I suppose you weren't following.
Anne
Yes, I was following you. Well, But I wouldn't tell anyone about that either.
Mike
Oh, me?
Anne
Oh, it's not as bad as you think.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, it isn't, huh?
Anne
Look, let's sit down on these steps.
Patrolman Callahan
All right. I got nothing to lose.
Anne
Depends on how you look at it.
Patrolman Callahan
Now, why was you following me?
Anne
Well, I was trying to decide if I should talk with you.
Patrolman Callahan
Looking me over, huh?
Anne
You might call it that.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, speaking of looking, you're kind of cute, all things considered. What's your name?
Anne
Anne.
Patrolman Callahan
And what?
Anne
Just Ann. Incidentally, what does the AA stand for, huh? A. A Callahan. That's what headquarters told me.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, that I wouldn't even tell my best girl.
Anne
Oh, what's she like Who? Your best girl.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, she's got blue eyes and dark hair, almost black. It hangs down just to her shoulders. Has a beautiful sheen to it, like soft velvet. Makes you want to run your hand over it. Yes, her lips are. Well, they're full and rich with a kind of little pout to them just to match her nose. Lips that when you kissed them, I I. I had to find out, didn't I? Did you just like they looked,
Anne
Callahan?
Gangster / Thug
Yeah?
Anne
You like the country?
Patrolman Callahan
Right now, I like anything.
Anne
I know a place up near Little Falls. I have some friends up there. Let's go there. You'll love it.
Patrolman Callahan
When?
Anne
Now. Tonight.
Patrolman Callahan
You know, I think that might be a good I not. Just a minute.
Dorothy Smith
Yes, Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
So you want me to get out of town too, huh? And I was falling into it just as easy as you please. Wonder if I ain't safe anymore.
Anne
Oh, I don't understand, sister.
Patrolman Callahan
I don't know what your game is, but I'm buying none of it, do you hear? Not a single penny's worth. You can tell whoever sent you I'm staying right here. And he better try coming out open and honest if he don't want trouble. Now, on your way. And stop following.
Anne
I hope you won't be sorry, Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
I'll take care of myself. Just you keep out of my sight.
Anne
It's a public sidewalk, remember.
Patrolman Callahan
Is that your car outside, Mike?
Mike
It is. And don't go putting no tickets on it.
Patrolman Callahan
I want to borrow it for a few minutes.
Mike
Sure, but don't go using up all the gas.
Narrator
Oh, I won't.
Mike
Drive along the river. They like it best there. Art.
Patrolman Callahan
Who likes what best?
Mike
The girls. Moonlight over the water, of course. You're too dumb to be romantic.
Patrolman Callahan
I don't want to argue tonight, Mike.
Mike
Who's arguing? Here's the key.
Patrolman Callahan
Thanks.
Mike
Is she that girl was following you?
Patrolman Callahan
No, and shut up about her.
Mike
So touchy he is. I'd like to have a girl following me around.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, you can have her. She's right outside.
Mike
Is she now? I think I'll take a look. She must be a terrible look at a tag after you.
Patrolman Callahan
You don't think she's there, huh?
Mike
I don't.
Patrolman Callahan
I'll show you.
Mike
All right. Where is she?
Patrolman Callahan
Right back near the corner.
Mike
I don't see nobody.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, she's there.
Mike
She is, huh?
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah.
Mike
Then why don't I see her? You can't, can you?
Patrolman Callahan
No, but she's there all right.
Mike
Ard do you feel bad, you coming down with a fever?
Patrolman Callahan
Now, don't you start it.
Mike
There's a woman standing up there by the corner.
Patrolman Callahan
That's what I said.
Mike
But you can't see her.
Patrolman Callahan
I'm not gonna argue with you now,
Mike
Art, you better come in it. Odd.
Patrolman Callahan
Hey.
Lieutenant
Hey, wait a minute.
Patrolman Callahan
Art, where you ard? Where you going?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Odd, Come back.
Narrator
There were no cabs inside, so Callahan knew the girl would have to do some running if she caught up with him now. Then a car came up beside him, just beside and not passing. It was a long car, big and heavy. There were two men in the front seat. They looked across at him, then one nodded. The man at the wheel pulled hard and their bumper jammed into Callahan's fender.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, that got him having to do
Lieutenant
things of myself, don't I?
Patrolman Callahan
We better get out of here.
Lieutenant
Take it easy. You want to be sure the cop is dead first.
Patrolman Callahan
I'll put one through his head, huh? Nah, nah. I got a better idea. There's somebody coming down the street.
Lieutenant
Drop a match on that gasoline.
Gangster / Thug
Burn him.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Huh? Get on it.
Lieutenant
Get on it.
Police Officer / Rescuer
Sure.
Patrolman Callahan
Meet me back at the Roman. Get rid of the car.
Gangster / Thug
Yeah.
Narrator
Callahan was shaken up and pinned under the wheel, but he heard the voices. One was of the man who had offered him the thousand dollars, the one he'd shot in the alley. He knew the other one too, but he couldn't remember from where. The car was on its side and yellow flames were licking around outside the windshield. He could move his legs and arms and he finally squirmed loose. He tried to push open the door on the top side of the car, but it wouldn't move. It was getting unbearably hot in the wrecked car.
Patrolman Callahan
Rookie.
Narrator
Callahan beat against the glass in the window where it was cracked, but it wouldn't break. Safety glass was now getting smoky. To breathe was painful. He had to get out or burn. The fire would soon reach the gas tank. Then he felt a rush of fresh air and a pair of hands were tugging at him. He squeezed up through the half open door, fell to the pavement and crawled away.
Anne
You saved Callahan.
Lieutenant
Oh, you.
Anne
Yeah. Now you glad I was following.
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Anne
Are you burned?
Patrolman Callahan
Yeah, but not the way you think.
Anne
I was down at the other corner when it happened. I ran as fast as I could.
Patrolman Callahan
You see any guys around that car that hit you?
Anne
Drove off?
Patrolman Callahan
There was two of them.
Anne
You look a sight.
Patrolman Callahan
That other one, where was it?
Anne
You want to tell me about it, Callahan?
Patrolman Callahan
Tell me about it? That's just it. I got nothing to tell you.
Anne
Don't expect me to believe that.
Patrolman Callahan
I don't care what you believe. I gotta go tell Mike about his car.
Anne
Wasn't your fault.
Patrolman Callahan
I know that voice.
Anne
What voice?
Patrolman Callahan
One of the guys in the car. If I could just remember where.
Anne
What would you do?
Patrolman Callahan
I know what I do, all right. And it ain't pretty to talk about. Hope Mike had insured.
Anne
Maybe I could help.
Patrolman Callahan
The best you can do is get. No, wait a second. Yes, you can help, sister. You put them guys on me. You're behind the whole thing or you know who is go with me this time. Now you talk up.
Anne
You're hurting my arm.
Patrolman Callahan
Look what you did to me.
Anne
You. They say policemen are supposed to be your friends. There never was one who was in the least friendly or courteous or interesting.
Patrolman Callahan
Hey, I think that's it. Be friendly. Public servant.
Anne
Where you going, Callahan? Little business in there.
Patrolman Callahan
In this brownstone? That's locked.
Anne
Break it down.
Patrolman Callahan
I don't want to make that much noise. Just ring one of those buttons.
Anne
What's the gun for?
Patrolman Callahan
For business purposes. Oh, get it. What are we now, that's allowed.
Anne
What Now?
Patrolman Callahan
I remember the key first. Rear set gal.
Anne
I mean you.
Patrolman Callahan
Stand to one side now. Trouble maybe to break this one down. Get to one side.
Dorothy Smith
Hey, what.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Hey, get him up.
Patrolman Callahan
You don't try it.
Lieutenant
What's the idea of busting into my room?
Patrolman Callahan
Attempted murder.
Lieutenant
Hey, you're crazy.
Patrolman Callahan
Up to now, I thought I was.
Lieutenant
Say, you're the cop who let me in the door.
Patrolman Callahan
I'm the one.
Lieutenant
I don't get it.
Patrolman Callahan
Go ahead, play dumb.
Lieutenant
There's nothing to play dumb about. You come breaking in here with your
Patrolman Callahan
gun in your hand. I. I was expecting your pal, mister. You shot my hand off. Get up, the both of you. And there ought to be a prowl car down the wreck. Run. Bring him out front. All right, now, out the door.
Lieutenant
Hey, you're making a mistake.
Patrolman Callahan
You'll make one if you don't go out that door. Get moving.
Lieutenant
And that's just like a dumb, lame brain patrolman. Going in and doing the whole job yourself. Why didn't you ring the station?
Patrolman Callahan
Well, there wasn't time, sir.
Lieutenant
I know, I know. There's always an excuse. You know who you brought in, don't you?
Patrolman Callahan
Right.
Lieutenant
Well, I can't take that away from you. Benny Logsdon. 20 big time stick ups 5 murders and we can trace them all to his gang.
Patrolman Callahan
I what?
Lieutenant
Yes, sir, I. I should have looked into your report, Callahan, but it sounded phony at the time.
Patrolman Callahan
You've got to admit it wasn't phony, sir. This guy I Know?
Mike
I know.
Lieutenant
When you let him in the door the other night, he thought you'd remember his face, so he got to worry. All he could figure was to get rid of you before you remembered why you saw Benny Larson. If you'd have done more than crease his gunsel in the alley, we'd have had something to go on. Everybody knows Slip was Logsdon's boy.
Patrolman Callahan
Ah, yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Still not clear about the girl, but that story sticks too. Joe actually saw her, that's all, Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant
Forget about the suspension. I'll see what I can do about that application for the detective squad.
Patrolman Callahan
Yes, sir.
Anne
Hello, Callahan.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, you. I'll beat it. I want no party. No, no, wait a minute. Where'd you disappear to?
Anne
Why, I took a walk.
Patrolman Callahan
On purpose, I'll bet.
Anne
Yes, Callahan, on purpose.
Patrolman Callahan
You ready to talk to me or do I take you into the lieutenant? Why, I follow you, among other things.
Anne
Well, I was going to kill Logsden.
Patrolman Callahan
So that's it.
Anne
I've been looking for him for a long time. The nightclub holdup gave me the chance knowing Slip.
Patrolman Callahan
But when did you want to do a thing like that?
Anne
I. I had a sister, Callahan. Kid sister. She went away with Longston. Then I got word she died in prison.
Patrolman Callahan
I see.
Anne
When you took me to his room tonight, I. I was sure I could kill him. I've thought about it so long.
Mike
But you didn't.
Dorothy Smith
No.
Anne
I guess I'm not a killer, that's all. And I feel better knowing it. It's like a cloud has lifted.
Patrolman Callahan
It has, all right. Wanna ride Callahan, huh? I got my car.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I'm going uptown.
Patrolman Callahan
Oh, sure we do. Get in, Anne.
Anne
Where are we going?
Patrolman Callahan
We're going to Mike's place. At least I can offer for him to be best man. You think that's a good idea?
Anne
Oh, it's. No.
Patrolman Callahan
What's the matter?
Anne
What does AA stand for?
Patrolman Callahan
Well, I wouldn't even tell my best girl. But the missus. It's Arden Aloysius Kelly.
Anne
Oh, well, I. I guess I can stand it if you can.
Patrolman Callahan
Well, it's a good Irish name. Uptown Joe, and wide open. We're celebrating.
Narrator
And so ends the radio novel. 64th Street Safari.
Announcer / Narrator
This is the united states armed forces radio and television service. The Morrissey Towers stands proudly in the heart of the city. 32 Narrow floor, steel and aluminum and glass. It is fully air conditioned. All of its rooms command spectacular views of the city. But as often happens in new buildings, little things go wrong. For example, on cold nights, the wind whistles down the automatic elevator shafts. A lonely, piercing sound as cold as the marble lobby. As forlorn as a keening woman's cry at a dead man's wake.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Yes, sir. May I help you? Good evening. I'm Dr. Lawrence. I had a call from Mrs. Smith. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Which Smith would that be, doctor? We got five or six of them. She was quite upset. She didn't give me the apartment number. Perhaps we could check the directory. Oh, yes, sir. Right over here. Nothing serious, I hope. Well, that's hard to say until I see the patient. Tough being a doctor called out in the middle of the night. No. Yes. It has its reward. Here we are. Smith, Sydney Smith, James E. Doctor, what are you doing with the Scarborough? Which smith? Any Smith. Mr. Dorman, as long as she lives. Dorothy Smith.
Announcer / Narrator
The other five presents.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
The Elevator Sam.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, thanks for a wonderful evening, Paul. It's one of the nicest times I've ever had.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I enjoyed it too. Wanna come up? No, honey.
Dorothy Smith
Cindy went to bed early. She's going home tomorrow. Since we only have one room, it'd be sort of tough.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Okay, I'll just walk you to the door.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, you don't have to.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Well, this is a big building and you never know who might be in one of the halls.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, silly. That's why we have the 24 hour doorman service. They don't let anybody in. Besides, our door's right across from the elevator.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Okay, baby. I thought I could maneuver you into a dark corner somewhere and mess up your lipstick.
Dorothy Smith
That sounds like fun, sir. How about right here? Hmm? Oh, the elevator's here.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
And the doorman with it.
Dorothy Smith
Yes. Will you call me tomorrow, Paul?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Sure. Good night, baby.
Dorothy Smith
Good night. I enjoyed it. Good night.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
So did I. Good evening, miss.
Dorothy Smith
Good evening. Oh, you're not the regular doorman, are you?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
No, he's out sick tonight.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, I'm sorry.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Taking his place? What form is.
Dorothy Smith
Well, I can take myself up. You don't have to bother, miss. Elevator. I just push the button.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, it's no bother. I'm going up anyway.
Dorothy Smith
Well, all right. 30, please.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
That was a very handsome young man, your dean.
Dorothy Smith
Why, thank you. He's very nice too. We had a lot of fun.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Where'd you go?
Dorothy Smith
We saw a musical. It was very funny. And some of the songs were quite good too.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Do you remember any of the songs?
Dorothy Smith
Oh, not really. I'm not much of a st. No, I have trouble with the star spaniel banner at football games.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I love music. I just can't Sing H. Well, for
Dorothy Smith
goodness sakes, what happened?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I don't know. The elevator stopped.
Dorothy Smith
Are we at a floor?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
We seem to be between the 27th and 28th floor. The doors won't open.
Dorothy Smith
Well, this is terrible. What will we do?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I don't think it's anything to worry about. Probably just a momentary power failure. New building and all.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, well, could we call for help?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
It wouldn't do much good. Nobody lives on the 27th or 28th yet.
Dorothy Smith
Well, then what should we do?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Just relax. I think I'll try the buttons again in a couple of minutes.
Dorothy Smith
All right. But isn't there an emergency phone or something?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Yes, there is, but it rings in the lobby. It's for the doorman, and that's you.
Dorothy Smith
And if you were down there, you could answer it and do something.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Like what?
Dorothy Smith
Well, like call a repairman or something.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
That means you'd be alone here in the elevator.
Dorothy Smith
Well, I wouldn't like that either. Oh, I'm sorry. When I get nervous, I often say things I don't mean. I'm actually very glad you're here. Bad enough to get stuck in this thing? I certainly wouldn't want to be alone.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, that's all right. I'll try the buttons again. Nothing. Well, we'll just have to wait. Why don't you sit down over there, miss? We might be here for quite a while.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, that's all right.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I. I'll stand.
Dorothy Smith
I. I guess I should have let Paul show me to the door. What time is it?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
2:15.
Dorothy Smith
And what time does the next doorman come on duty?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
6:36.
Dorothy Smith
Well, will he know what to do?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, yes, I'm sure he will. Look, as long as we're gonna be here for a while, we might as well introduce ourselves. I'm Lawrence. Stanley Lawrence.
Dorothy Smith
Hello, Mr. Lawrence. My name is Dorothy. Dorothy Smith.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Yes, Miss Smith. I know.
Dorothy Smith
Hello.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Hi, Dorothy.
Paul Martin
I just wanted to say good night again.
Dorothy Smith
Dorothy's not here.
Paul Martin
Oh, is this Cynthia?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Uh huh.
Paul Martin
Did I wake you?
Dorothy Smith
Yeah, you did.
Paul Martin
I'm sorry, Cynthia, I didn't mean to. This is Paul. You see, I just left Dorothy about 10 minutes ago and I thought that. Are you sure she's not there?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Positive.
Dorothy Smith
I'm looking at her bed. It hasn't been slept in.
Paul Martin
That's funny. Actually, I called because I found her gloves. She left them in my car. I left her in the lobby. Where could she put Cindy? Are you sure she isn't there? Maybe she's in the bathroom.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, just a second, Paul. I'll look. Dorothy. Dorothy, I'M sorry, but she isn't here.
Paul Martin
Oh, maybe she had another date.
Dorothy Smith
Dorothy, you kidding? She hasn't dated anyone but you, Paul, since you first met a year ago.
Paul Martin
Well, then where is she? Where do you suppose she could have gone?
Dorothy Smith
Paul, believe me, I don't know. The last thing I remember was the weather report on the late news. What time is it now?
Paul Martin
Just a second.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Let me look.
Paul Martin
It's almost three.
Dorothy Smith
Almost three. I don't like this.
Police Officer / Rescuer
I don't either.
Dorothy Smith
Where did you leave her?
Paul Martin
Right in the lobby, right next to the elevators.
Dorothy Smith
Was she okay? I mean, had she been drinking or anything?
Paul Martin
Oh, no, for heaven's sake. She had two whiskey sours all night. You wouldn't call that. We even had a sandwich and milk
Police Officer / Rescuer
before we came home.
Anne
Hold on.
Dorothy Smith
I'll call the doorman to come.
Paul Martin
Okay.
Dorothy Smith
Doorman.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Hello?
Paul Martin
Hello?
Anne
Anybody in the lobby?
Dorothy Smith
Hello? I couldn't get an answer. Paul, I'm worried.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
So am I.
Paul Martin
Look, I'm coming over. You get dressed and I'll be right there.
Dorothy Smith
All right? Anything I could do?
Paul Martin
Yes, there is something you can do. Call the police right away.
Announcer / Narrator
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Dorothy Smith
I, I, I don't remember the song. I'm sorry. I don't remember any of them.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Sing, please. Sing before I pull this scarf so tight around your pretty throat you'll never sing.
Dorothy Smith
I don't know the words. Please, please, can I, can I, can I sing something else?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, sure, sure. Let's sing Dorothy, Dorothy and the wizard of Oz. Yes. Sing Somewhere Over a Rainbow.
Dorothy Smith
Please, please don't hit me. And please, please. I will sing, only just don't hit me again.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
All right, now you pretend you're up on a stage and I'm the audience. Sing
Dorothy Smith
Somewhere over the Rainbow.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Louder.
Dorothy Smith
Sing Somewhere over the Rainbow.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
What's the matter, Dorothy? You sound miracles.
Dorothy Smith
Oh.
Anne
Oh,
Dorothy Smith
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I told you I couldn't sing. I'm sorry.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Maybe your real talent is dancing. Yeah, that's it. Dancing. Dorothy Smith.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, don't, don't, don't, please.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
No, you can't dance with your coat on. No, no, I can't dance.
Dorothy Smith
What kind of a dance?
Patrolman Callahan
Bolero.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I like the bolero. Give a Spanish temp a gypsy dance Dance, gypsy dance.
Patrolman Callahan
Dance faster.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Snap your fingers. Faster. Faster.
Patrolman Callahan
Very good, Very good.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
You're a beautiful gypsy girl, Dorothy Smith.
Dorothy Smith
Please, please, please don't Come near me again.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Beautiful, fiery gypsy.
Patrolman Callahan
Desirable.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Very desirable.
Dorothy Smith
Oh, dear God, help me. Please, please, God, help me.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Oh, thanks for coming, officer. What seems to be the trouble? Well, the girl I had a date with tonight disappeared. Her name is Dorothy Smith.
Dorothy Smith
I'm a roommate. We live on the 30th floor.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
The last time I saw her was right here. She got into this elevator. What time was that? About 2:15. Anybody else here? Yes, the doorman. In fact, he was in the elevator. Well, where is he now?
Dorothy Smith
We don't know. I called down on the intercom before and nobody answered.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Have you looked for him? We figured we'd better wait for you.
Announcer / Narrator
It was this elevator?
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Yes, sir, up at 27.
Dorothy Smith
Now, it's been there ever since I came down. The other one.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Miss, you go get my partner. He's in the squad car out front. Tell him to cover the elevator doors here in the lobby. You stay with him. You got it?
Dorothy Smith
Yes, sir.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Now, you come with me, mister. I think we'll find your girlfriend on the 27th floor.
Dorothy Smith
Kill me. Kill me. Go ahead.
Anne
Kill me.
Gangster / Thug
No, I couldn't do that.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
If I did that, then you'd have nothing to remember. No shame, no guilt. Death before dishonor. I. I think it's stall between the 27th and 28th floor. It is? Yeah, you can. You can see the light leaking through the shaft of there. Now, see. Wait a minute. Let me get. Huh? Yeah, yeah, that's Dorothy.
Police Officer / Rescuer
Oh.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Well, let's take this. This elevator here up the 28th. Now, we'll crawl down from there.
Patrolman Callahan
Okay.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Come on, Hurry up. Let's go.
Mike
I'll.
Dorothy Smith
I'll.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I'll boost you up. All right. Open the escape hatch. Okay.
Police Officer / Rescuer
Wait a minute.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
I've got it. I've got it. Come on, let's hurry up, get out of here.
Dorothy Smith
Wait a minute.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Now, you get out there and you pull me up.
Gangster / Thug
Okay.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Okay.
Patrolman Callahan
Easy now.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Easy.
Police Officer / Rescuer
Take it easy.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Now, I'm gonna jump down on top of it. Follow me, but be careful. Yeah. Don't worry if you miss, it's 28 floors to bottom. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Police Officer / Rescuer
Come on.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Hurry up. Let her go or I'll shoot. No, no, don't, don't, don't shoot. Okay. All right, buddy. Jump down to this elevator. Okay. Here. Here I come. Good. I'll go through the hatch first.
Patrolman Callahan
Okay.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
All right, you. You face the wall. Hands against it. High. High. Okay, you stay there now, mister. Come on. Through the hatch.
Lieutenant
I'm coming,
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Darth. All right, honey.
Dorothy Smith
No, I'm not. All right. I'll Never be.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
All right. Come on. Don't cry, honey. Don't cry. What's the matter with you, mister? What do you think you're doing? This how you get your kicks? Take it easy, kid. Worry about the girl. Come on, honey, don't cry. Don't cry. We'll get your doctor and you'll be fine. Oh, come on, please don't cry. What's your name?
Mike
Mac.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
Can't we straighten this thing out? We'll get it sooner or later. I have no police record. You do now. What's your name? I've never done anything like this before. I must have lost control. You've got to believe me. Just the name, pal. We'll get the rest down at the station. I'm awfully sorry, miss. I don't know what made me do it. Easy, easy, easy. Come on. Just hold on to me and try to relax. Officer, can't we get out of here? I don't know. What about you? Does the thing work? Yes, it works. Here, let me.
Patrolman Callahan
No, no.
Dr. Stanley Lawrence
You stay where you are. Just tell me how. Flip the emergency stop lever. Then press your floor. Like this? Yes. Now press your floor.
Police Officer / Rescuer
You are listening to music through the night, the best in popular and semi classic music. It's 5am Time for the latest news. A faulty elevator in the recently completed Morrissey Tours took the lives of five people tonight. The elevator plummeted 28 floors, killing four occupants and a doorman at the bottom of the shaft who was apparently trying to repair the damage. The occupants were policemen, a young coup and Dr. Stanley Lawrence Morrissey, principal owner of the new High Rise apartment building. The prominent civic leader for many years, Dr. Morrissey was a member of the school board, a lifelong friend of Mayor Donahue and nationally recognized as an authority on city planning. Dr. Morrissey is survived by his wife and three grown sons. The policeman, Patrolman Owen Tompkins, was called to the building when a young tenant, Ms. Dorothy Smith, was reported missing by her roommate. Apparently, Dr. Morrissey and Ms. Smith had been trapped in the elevator near the top of the building. The young friend of Ms. Smith was identified as Paul Martin. We'll have further details on this tragic mishap during our regular 7am news report. Meanwhile, on other news,
Announcer / Narrator
Theater5 has presented the Elevator, written by Jim McGinn, produced and directed by Ted Bell. In the cast, Leslie Woods, James Monks, George Petrie, Jim Campbell, Corrine or and Dirk Fredericks. Audio engineers, Marty Folia and Neil Coates. Sound technicians, Ed Blaney and Robert Ring. Script editor, Jack C. Wilson. Original music by Alexander Vlastenko Orchestra under the direction of Glenn Osser, Executive producer for theater five, Mr. Lee Bowman. We invite your comments write to theater five, New York, 23 New York. That's theater five, New York, 23 new York. This is Fred Foy speaking. This has been an abc radio network production.
Episode Theme:
This episode of The Relic Radio Show unearths two classic old time radio dramas: "64th Street Safari"—a gritty police procedural featuring a rookie patrolman caught in a web of crime, suspicion, and romance—and "The Elevator" from Theater Five, a claustrophobic urban thriller set in a modern high-rise gone wrong. Both stories blend suspense, character drama, and slices of city life, showcasing the enduring power of radio storytelling.
A rookie Irish policeman, Patrolman Callahan, is targeted by criminals and entangled with a mysterious woman, turning his routine beat into a dangerous "safari" on 64th Street.
A. Callahan's Ordinary World (00:11–03:34)
B. The Bribe and the Shadow (04:34–06:42)
C. Meeting Anne: The Mysterious Follower (06:42–07:44)
D. Doubts and Dismissal at the Station (08:04–09:58)
E. Attempted Murder in the Night (10:05–12:23)
F. The Truth Emerges & Anne’s Confession (12:43–23:31)
In the gleaming Morrissey Towers, a simple ride in the elevator turns into a nightmarish ordeal when Dorothy Smith and Dr. Lawrence become trapped, revealing the dangers lurking behind modern conveniences.
A. The Modern Tower and Setup (24:17–29:44)
B. The Elevator Trap (29:44–32:55)
C. Rising Panic and Outside Search (32:55–35:45)
D. Claustrophobia and Terror (36:33–38:43)
E. The Rescue and Tragic Twist (38:43–43:37)
F. News Report Finale (43:37–45:21)
This episode of The Relic Radio Show delivers two vivid slices of postwar radio drama. "64th Street Safari" tracks a rookie cop beset by crooks and shrouded motives—but ultimately vindicated with bravery and a touch of romance. "The Elevator" plunges its heroine into terror amid the impersonal machinery of city life, building to a shocking and tragic end. Both pieces highlight the drama, emotion, and suspense that made old time radio so compelling—and serve as reminders that danger, mystery, and the human spirit never go out of style.